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- (bell tolls)
- (rain pattering)
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(chanting in distance)
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♪♪ (humming tune)
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(exhales)
Aren't you pretty?
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- (footsteps approach)
- (door opens)
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- Why are you doing
this to me, you pig?
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- What have I done?
- You murdered 12 men.
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- Twelve was all I could manage.
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- Mary Anne Culford,
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you are guilty of 12 cases
of murder.
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You will be impaled
on the Heretic's Fork
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until you can bleed no more.
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- On whose authority?
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- God and all that is decent.
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- Executing a poor lady
without trial, huh?
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That doesn't seem
very decent to me.
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Now, what would you know
of decency?
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Alone in your carriage?
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Tossing off to lithographs
of bums and fannies! (laughs)
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- How could you possibly know?
Silence, witch!
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- Give me that back,
you limp cock!
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(speaks foreign language)
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- May God have mercy
on your soul.
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- Let me see your eyes,
Dr. Kettering.
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Look at me!
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Look at me.
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(grunts)
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Look at me.
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(choking)
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(continues speaking
foreign language)
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♪♪ (theme)
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- Hey. You'll never guess
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what dropped onto
my doorstep this morning.
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- A two-pack of GPS-capable
WiFi-enabled body-mounted
cameras?
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- Yeah, yeah, exactly that.
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- Are you sure the channel's
ready for us to be doing
a livestream?
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- Well, Helen seems to think so.
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We could test it this afternoon.
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- Yeah, but if Dave watches
the feed
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and sees that we're not
actually doing our job--
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- Dave is a busy man.
He doesn't have time
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to sit around on the Internet
watching weird videos.
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- All right.
- This is a weird video.
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Bjorn! Ah!
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Hello, you two.
Um, hands up.
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Who knows where Chichester is?
Gus, obviously.
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Elton, not so sure.
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Doesn't matter,
as long as one of you does.
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Smyle is having a big push
in the Chichester area.
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Lots of installations
on the job sheet.
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- Thought I'd give you
first dibs.
- Have a look.
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Boring, boring, boring.
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- Why does Smyle need
a hundred percent coverage?
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- Now,, that is a very good
question, Elton. Well done.
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- So...
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- Oh, yes, it's so that
the customers of Smyle know
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that wherever they are
in the UK,
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they have a robust
and speedy service.
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- Okay. So it's not so
you can control everyone?
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- Who gave you that idea?
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- I find it ironic that
you work for the very forces
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perpetuating our enslavement.
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- Smyle.
- Smyle!
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- What's the Chichester
Institute?
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- (chuckles)
I thought you'd spot that one.
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Uh, formerly the Chichester
Institute for the Criminally
Insane,
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now being converted into
criminally expensive apartments
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for insanely rich people.
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- So it's a loony bin
for murderers?
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- Well, we can't really
discuss psychiatric facilities
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in those terms anymore, Elton.
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It's insensitive
to homicidal maniacs.
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- GUS: What do they need?
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- It's a site survey
for a full install.
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- And that's our job
right there?
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- And that is why
you are my number one.
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Which reminds me.
I received a lovely thank you.
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from the owners
of the "Portland Beacon."
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They've even managed to get
their website up and running.
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Give us a Smyle, Gus.
You got us to a hundred percent.
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- Hey.
- There it is.
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Have a great day.
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Laters potatoes.
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Bjorn!
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- Doctor, the weather
forecast is good.
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The low front which we were
warned about is headed east--
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- Shh, shh, shh.
Stop talking.
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Close your eyes.
This is the sacred spot,
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a mystical place where
the convergence of ley lines
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ensures the barrier
between dimensions is weak.
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Can you feel it?
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Ancient magic resides
all around us.
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An electromagnetic shield
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through which the modern world
can never penetrate.
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(phone chimes)
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- Oh! I've got four bars!
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- What? It's not possible.
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- (keypad beeping)
- What?
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(phone rings)
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- Portland Beacon,
Wendy speaking.
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- Wendy, good morning to you.
This is Dr. Toynbee.
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- Hello, Doctor.
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Lovely speaking with you again.
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It's very exciting here
at the moment.
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Lots of comings and goings,
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as we prepare for the eclipse.
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- Wendy, I've just received
an email from you.
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Now, I've been a patron
of yours on and off
for the last 10 years.
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I've never ever received
an email until today.
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- It's wonderful, isn't it?
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Finally we have a Wi-Fi signal.
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- Very modern.
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Tell me, what was the problem,
and who was the genius
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that brought you into
the digital age?
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- Well, we had a visit
from the guys from Smyle.
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- Smyle.
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Not you.
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- These cameras are amazing.
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- So tiny.
- Are they?
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- There's an earpiece
and a mic, so we can
communicate.
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And the cameras are geotagged,
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so I can keep track of you
all from mission control.
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- How many people do you think
will tune into the live feed?
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- Maybe, like, ten?
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Anything else you need from me?
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- Um, could you find a schematic
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- from the Chichester Institute?
- Already did.
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Found one from the 1960s.
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- Very good.
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Hey, Dad, we're off.
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No pestering Helen today.
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- RICHARD:
Fuck you, four eyes!
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- Good. Okay. Let's go.
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- Good night, guys.
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- Bye.
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- ASTRID:
The Chichester Institute
for the Criminally Insane
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opened in 1810.
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It housed such inmates
as Peter the Camel Killer
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and Aaron Kosminski,
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thought lately as to be
Jack the Ripper.
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- Oh, great.
So not spooky at all then.
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- It closed after
the unlawful execution
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of serial killer
Mary Culford in 1968.
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- Oh, no thanks.
Is that on the brochure?
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- No, it's on Wikipedia.
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They've got everything on here.
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- You'd have to be mad
to live in a place like this.
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- Not anymore.
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- Hello.
- You're late.
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- Only a couple of minutes.
- Well, that's not my problem.
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I'm here for 88 minutes.
Then it's the weekend,
and I fucking need one.
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- All right.
I will see you in 87.
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- Just get it done. Okay?
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The sooner I can show
this place, the better.
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It's been a curse
on my family for years.
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That and syphilis.
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- Did he say syphilis?
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- Come on, guys.
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- Come on then.
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- Oh, yeah!
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Hello. Look at this!
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- Ready for more tea
and biscuits?
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- Oh, thanks.
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Um, would you like to join me?
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- Oh, no, I don't want
to be a nuisance.
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- No, I'd really appreciate
the company.
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It's lonely
helming a livestream.
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- Oh, tell me about it.
(chuckles)
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Yeah. What is a livestream?
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- Oh! Um, well,
these guys film stuff,
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and then I edit it live,
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and then I broadcast it
onto YouTube
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so that Gus's followers
can watch what's happening.
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- So Gus is gonna be
on the tele?
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- Sort of.
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- Well, I hope it doesn't clash
with "The Chase."
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- Yeah. I love "The Chase."
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(thunder rumbles)
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- So what was your favorite
haunting, Gus?
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- Wow. What a question.
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Um, but I think
pound-for-pound, for me,
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um, it has to be
the Hinky Boy.
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- Hinky Boy?
- Yeah.
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It was Emily's obsession really.
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She even went
down there a few times.
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Young man claims to have
seen an apparition
in his basement,
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and the world's media
descended upon it.
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- What happened to him?
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- No one knows.
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Emily says the whole family
just disappeared.
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- Never seen again.
- Couldn't pay me to live here.
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- I would have to pay you
to live here.
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I've seen what you earn.
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I mean,
forgive the assumption,
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but I'm guessing you will not
want to do the room to room.
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- No, thank you.
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I'd much prefer
to stay in the van.
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- I'll do it.
- Cool. I'll come with you.
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- No, no, no, you made your bed.
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And now you're gonna lie in it.
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You'll be out in the
"HMS Darkside," all right?
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Checking the signal's straight.
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Let's go to work.
Okay, here we go.
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- On? Right.
- Yeah.
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- GUS (on speaker):
Helen? Are you receiving us?
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- Hello, Truth Seekers.
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- You receiving me?
- Hey, yeah.
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- Hey, Helen.
- Loud and clear.
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- Look at that wazzock.
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- Dad, I can hear you, you know.
What are you doing there?
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- I'm just providing Helen
with some refreshments.
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Just trying to be useful.
Is that all right?
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- Yes. Yeah, fine.
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Just don't get in the way,
all right?
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Helen, if he's bugging you,
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just send him upstairs
and unplug the stair lift.
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And just ignore his whining.
He will get tired eventually.
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- All right. Okay.
I have you all on screen.
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It's like "Aliens"
when the space marines
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are about to enter the nest.
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- Uh, and die screaming?
- HELEN: Yeah.
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Why don't you record
a quick intro
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which we can play out
before we go live? All right?
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- Out-to-in?
- Lovely.
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Let's do an out-to-in.
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- Okay.
- We're rolling.
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- Call it.
- Action.
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(laughing)
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- Welcome, Truth Seekers.
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Gus Roberts here
on the Truth Seekers channel.
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We're about to go live
into the former
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Chichester Institute
of the Criminally
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Insane-sane-sane-sane...
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- What an old ham.
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- Yeah. I mean, he's trying.
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- ...which is almost
certainly haunted.
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Psychonauts, I'll see you
on the other side.
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Stay on me-- Inside.
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- Cut.
- Boom.
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- It's so good, it's so good.
- Ah!
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- I think it's better
than Noel Edmonds.
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- Helen? Astrid and I
are now splitting up.
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- Okay, all right.
Good luck, guys.
Look after yourselves.
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- See you on the other side.
- Truth Seekers.
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- You get to the van.
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- Get to the van.
- Okay.
247
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,194
- Good luck.
- Bye-bye.
248
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,531
- Okay.
249
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,072
Good luck, good luck.
250
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,170
All right.
251
00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:50,709
- I'm switching
to night vision mode.
252
00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:53,054
(imitates whirring)
253
00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:54,510
- GUS (computer voice):
Night vision mode completed.
254
00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,049
- Did you make
that noise yourself?
255
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,263
- No.
256
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,108
- All right.
257
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:20,743
All right.
258
00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:25,195
Just gonna... (hums)
259
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,618
Aah.
260
00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,751
- Elton, are you online?
261
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,208
- Yeah, yeah, plugged in.
262
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,758
Plugged in.
How's it going in there?
263
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:42,682
- Uh, it's pretty spooky.
264
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,472
- Sorry I'm not in there
with you.
265
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,726
- Could you not flirt whilst
we're broadcasting?
266
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,438
It's gross. Mm-mmm.
267
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,938
- What, does that one
fancy that one?
268
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,321
- No, um, we're just,
uh, riffing.
269
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,978
- I'm quite enjoying this show.
270
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:59,357
- GUS: Elton, are you receiving
my signal transmissions?
271
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,656
- ELTON: Uh, yep.
All good, all good.
272
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,030
- (device beeping)
- Huh.
273
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,576
- Is that Gus's wife?
- Hmm?
274
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:11,583
Oh, yeah. Emily.
275
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,666
- She looks lovely.
276
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,134
- She was.
277
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,379
- It must have been hard
for Gus when she died.
278
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:27,724
- It was hard on both of us.
- Dad...
279
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:31,807
- Can we--
- At least you were
there for Gus.
280
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,805
Don't think my mom and dad
were ever interested in me.
281
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:36,477
Elton got all the attention.
282
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:40,026
- All?
- I'm not Gus's dad, love.
283
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,531
No, Emily was my daughter.
284
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:46,164
- ELTON:
Did you call him "Dad," Gus?
285
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,753
- I've been calling him "Dad"
for 20 years,
286
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,248
you know, it's not gonna stop
'cause Emily died.
287
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,132
- Soft sod.
288
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,669
- ASTRID: I'm so sorry, Gus.
289
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,502
What happened?
290
00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,837
- Just-- It was a car accident,
you know?
291
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:04,224
You know what? Let's--
292
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:07,062
Let's not do this.
Let's do the test, all right?
293
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,678
Let's do the test.
294
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,765
Helen, can you run the intro
clip we made earlier,
295
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,850
- and let's go live.
- Okay.
296
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:15,896
In about 20 seconds,
297
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:19,781
the entire Internet is going
to see Truth Seekers
298
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,949
in all their glory.
299
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,818
- (exhales)
- (beeps)
300
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:27,155
(laughing)
301
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:30,082
- Welcome, Truth Seekers.
302
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:33,711
Gus Roberts here
on the Truth Seekers Channel.
303
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,420
(gulls squawking)
304
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,674
(device beeps)
305
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,849
- Gus Roberts?
306
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,192
Let's see what
you've been up to.
307
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,775
- Insane...
308
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,611
A building with a horrendous
and checkered past,
309
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:08,237
which is almost
certainly haunted.
310
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:12,245
Psychonauts, I'll see you
on the other side.
311
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:13,869
- Imbecile.
312
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,712
Did you, now?
313
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:23,005
- Once Private Atkins' spirit
had been transported
314
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,219
into this ellexatron machine,
315
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,260
he took over the primary
functions of the ellexatron,
316
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:31,805
and he made sure
no signal got out.
317
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:38,313
- There's 47 active viewers.
This is great.
318
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:42,896
@ghostbusters 420 says, "Eek."
319
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:45,114
And there's a pair of emoji eyes
320
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:47,235
from JoJo74.
321
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:50,532
- I wondered whether or not
she would tune in.
322
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,867
RICHARD:
Have you got a new girlfriend?
323
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,542
- (chuckles)
You're kidding me.
324
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,711
- Who'd have me?
- Good point.
325
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,531
(hinges creak)
326
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,044
- ASTRID: What the hell?
327
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,294
- HELEN: Astrid, take it easy.
328
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,337
This building's
older than Richard.
329
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,671
- Helen, are you seeing this?
330
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:49,006
- Lower your head a bit.
331
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,887
- ASTRID:
What is all this stuff?
332
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,686
- HELEN: Hope you're up
to date on your jabs.
333
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,525
- ASTRID: What's this for?
334
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,900
You getting this?
335
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:12,868
- ELTON: Astrid, what is it?
What am I missing?
336
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,329
- ASTRID: Kettering.
337
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,621
- ELTON:
That's the name on the dossier.
338
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,535
- Put your camera at the book.
339
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:28,760
MAN (echoing): May God have
mercy on your soul.
340
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,090
- Guys. you need to get up here.
341
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,386
I think I found something.
342
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,389
- Uh, hello.
I need to get to Astrid.
343
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:37,272
Now, tell me, do I go straight
on, or should I go back?
344
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:39,518
- What's quickest?
- There is no straight-on.
345
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:42,691
- No, there is a straight-on.
I can see it.
346
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,110
- What?
It's not on the schematic?
347
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:48,191
- Okay, I'm just gonna
head straight
348
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,646
and see what happens,
all right?
349
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,276
- Astrid's the other way, Gus.
350
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,202
- You're gonna get lost,
you silly bugger.
351
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,991
- I'm fine, Dad. I'll be f--
352
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,244
(tone signal blares)
353
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:58,447
- Gus! Gus!
354
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,326
Astrid, Elton, can you see Gus?
355
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,503
We can't see his feed.
356
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:03,785
- Gus, you there?
357
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,251
- ASTRID: Elton?
- Uh, negative.
358
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:10,377
- HELEN: Gus! Gus!
- GUS: Helen?
359
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,965
You getting this? Over.
360
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,130
(static)
361
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:15,849
- Now he's gone.
362
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:19,889
(overlapping voices)
363
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,604
- Jesus Christ.
364
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:26,815
(thunder rumbles)
365
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:33,243
- Hey, I can see the property
development guy.
366
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:36,201
- Oh, okay. Go outside
and ask him if there's
been any extensions
367
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,622
or additional building works
since the 1960s.
368
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,661
- Oh, do I have to?
He's horrible.
369
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,495
- Yes, you do. Go on.
370
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,771
- GUS: Hey, guys,
you getting this?
371
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:11,357
Anyone topside reading
Papa Bear, come back.
372
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:12,612
Gee whizz.
373
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,109
- (laughter in distance)
- Huh?
374
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,825
Who's there?
375
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,908
- MARY (distorted voice):
Bums and fannies! (laughs)
376
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,664
- Who are you?
377
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,416
Hello?
378
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,828
- Twelve was all I could manage.
379
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,087
- GUS: Show yourself.
- MARY: Are you the door?
380
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,419
(laughs)
381
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,844
- GUS: No, the door's--
Door's there.
382
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,223
- MARY: Something woke me.
383
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:41,471
Someone in this building
can release me.
384
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,016
Let me take my revenge.
385
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,139
Take me with you.
386
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,896
- Hey, I'm flattered, but...
387
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,398
you should know I'm married.
388
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,859
- Oh, you were married.
389
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,690
- What'd you say?
- Poor Emily.
390
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,356
She does miss you so.
391
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:58,105
- How can she
possibly know that?
- (laughs)
392
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,077
- Oh, she's got a message
for you, Gus.
- A message?
393
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,449
She says... they lied.
394
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,866
- Who lied?
- Everybody lies to you.
395
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,626
- HELEN: Gus?
- MARY: The old man
396
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,088
wishes it had been you
and not her.
397
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:14,959
- The girl is not
what she seems.
- Gus!
398
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:17,838
- And the boy...
Ooh, the boy has lied to you
399
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:18,926
from the moment you met him.
400
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,640
- What boy? What boy?
401
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,055
(moaning on device)
402
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,862
- What? I'm having a wank.
403
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,232
- Oh.
404
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:36,898
Sorry.
405
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,276
Question.
406
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,113
Has there been any
additional building work
407
00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:42,828
- done here since the 1960s?
- No. Why?
408
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,329
- Well, Gus seems
to have discovered
409
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,580
a new part of the building.
410
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,999
- How big?
- What do you mean?
411
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,594
- I mean, is it big enough
for another apartment?
412
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:54,249
- I don't know.
413
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,718
- (Mary laughs)
- Show yourself demon.
414
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:07,811
- MARY:
Help me get my revenge,
415
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,102
and I'll tell you everything.
416
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:13,976
Maybe even let poor dead
Emily speak again.
417
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:16,065
- Jesus Christ! No!
- (laughter)
418
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,898
- What was his last position?
419
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,947
- North corner, basement.
420
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,321
- ASTRID: Got it.
421
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,662
- (man shouts)
- ASTRID: Sorry. Hello.
422
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,791
- What's this?
Why's it got my name on it?
423
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:35,503
- Uh, found it upstairs?
424
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:40,086
- Where is Gus, Astrid?
- Follow me.
425
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:43,644
- MARY: They murdered me.
- Stay back, Tiny Tim!
426
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,300
- Butchered me.
Without trial.
427
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:48,678
But I knew they were coming,
so I cast a spell.
428
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:50,516
It just didn't go according
to plan.
429
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:52,101
- Please.
430
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:54,686
- Emily says she never
stopped loving you.
431
00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:58,532
She says help Mary.
432
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:01,949
She deserves her revenge
so she can rest.
433
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:04,660
If you love me,
you'd do it, Gus.
434
00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:11,498
- That's where Gus
went straight on.
435
00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:12,711
- Which way? Watch out.
436
00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:18,918
- HELEN: Astrid?
437
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:22,335
Oh, poor Mary Culford!
438
00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:24,795
- Emily would never help
a psychopath like you!
439
00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:26,346
- Gus!
- Elton!
440
00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:29,519
Get out! Get out!
441
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:30,769
The doll is possessed.
442
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,140
- What doll?
443
00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:38,017
- Huh?
444
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,614
Cut my wank short for this?
445
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,777
Just a child's toy,
for Christ's sake.
446
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,236
- Think we should go check
on Gus, Mr. Kettering.
447
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,294
- ELTON: Gus!
448
00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:13,888
(modulated voice,
indistinct chanting)
449
00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:25,659
- They've all gone.
Left me on my own.
450
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,618
Same as always.
451
00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:30,739
- Well, you're not on your own.
452
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,327
You've got me.
453
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,251
Let's go watch "The Chase."
454
00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:46,298
(rain pattering)
455
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:51,559
- Don't worry.
456
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:00,855
You okay to drive?
457
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:04,070
- Yeah. Yeah.
458
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:05,112
Of course, I am.
459
00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:07,204
Right. Let's go.
460
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,870
(engine starts)
461
00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:13,159
(bell tolls in distance)
462
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,877
(tolling continues)
463
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,657
- (modulated voice)
Limp cock.
464
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,150
(straining)
465
00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:27,605
(squelching)
466
00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:31,736
(spoon clinking)
467
00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:43,462
- You ever had a paranormal
experience?
468
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,542
- What? No.
469
00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:46,748
Have you?
470
00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:56,683
- Elton.
- Hmm?
471
00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:13,361
- And where are you from?
- Leicestershire.
472
00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:22,000
- What happened to you?
473
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,171
- Nothing.
Nothing happened to me.
474
00:26:36,971 --> 00:26:38,601
- Holy shit.
475
00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,477
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