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Oh, for the love of God,
I'm telling you, Benny,
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I've come from the future
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to warn you about
something very serious.
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- Bullshit! [sips]
- Listen to me. Listen to me!
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You have this life-long illness that,
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- if found as a child, could maybe save...
- You? A time traveler? Ha!
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You're just a fruit in a suit.
Get out of here, you fruit!
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Wow. You have literally
never believed in me, Dad.
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[electronic music]
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sync & correction by f1nc0
~ Addic7ed.com ~
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Okay, bye, guys.
I'm off on my first stand-up tour.
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Really? Someone wants
to see you perform?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, they do.
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I've got a lot of... a lot of gigs,
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- a lot of bookings and dates.
- Cool.
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Oh, and while I'm gone,
my friend Rocco...
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- You have a friend?
- Very cool guy. He might stop by.
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- Wait. Who?
- Honey, you're gonna love him, okay?
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You're all gonna love him.
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I got to go. I'm gonna
be late for my tour.
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- Bye, Dad.
- I thought this comedy thing was
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just a phase, but it just keeps
going deeper and deeper.
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Going deeper and deeper?
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Sounds like how I like to
spend my Saturday night,
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if you know what I mean.
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- Oooh!
- Ugh.
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- Nice to meet you. I'm Rocco.
- Dad, we know it's you.
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Dad? Oh, no, I don't think so.
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I couldn't possibly have any kids,
'cause I do all my girls up the ass!
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- Ew.
- Oooh!
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- Marcus, please don't do this.
- I'm going to my room.
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Tell me when this is over.
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Hey, what's up? What you doing?
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- Y-You working out?
- N-No.
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Well, you should be, 'cause if those
jiggly "moobs" of yours get any bigger,
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I'm gonna start getting on
a hard-on when you walk by.
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- Oh!
- Gross!
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- Get out of my room!
- Ooh!
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I'm just saying you got jiggly boobs.
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Hey.
Hey, is this a good time?
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There's a... something I wanted
to talk to you about.
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- It's kind of important.
- Yeah, what's up, Dad?
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I was just wondering
if you could tell me
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- what this smells like!
- Is that your armpit or something?
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Nope! It's your mother.
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- Ugh.
- Ooh, I got you so good.
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Something is really
wrong with you, Dad.
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Just kidding. Just kidding.
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It was my nut sack.
You were closer the first time.
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Otta-watta-watta-watta-watta!
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Yo, no. You're not getting
in bed dressed like that.
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Okay, okay.
You're right.
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There are limits.
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- How about like this?
- Oh, God, no!
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- Can I get in now?
- N-N-N... Please!
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Helicopter requesting
permission to land!
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- Marcus, it's not funny!
- We're running out of fuel!
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- We've all had enough!
- Get the hell out of here!
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[sighs]
It's over.
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Hey, guys.
Oh, looks like I just missed Rocco.
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Bye, Rocco!
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Hey, what's for dinner?
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[telephone ringing]
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- Hello, TripTank.
- Yes, hello.
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Um, I just wanted to
call and tell you that...
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Balls! Balls! Balls!
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I am so sorry.
I have Tourette's,
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and when I'm nervous,
these words just come out.
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Oh, it's okay. No problem.
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- Take your time.
- Okay, thanks.
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Um, anyway, I really wanted
to tell you that your show...
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Balls! Balls! Balls! [shudders]
I... again, I am so sorry.
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It's the Tourette's.
I'm really embarrassed.
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No need to be embarrassed.
It's okay. Everything's okay.
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Good. Um, sorry.
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I just wanted to say that your
show sucks shit! I hate it!
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I hate your terrible
[bleep] shitty show!
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It licks my ass[bleep],
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and it sucks my [bleep]
until my balls come out!
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It's okay. I understand
you have Tourette's.
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- It's totally fine.
- Oh, no. That wasn't the Tourette's.
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I just hate "TripTank."
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Balls! Balls! Balls!
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Hey, guys.
Anything special going on today?
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Hey, Ashley. Nope, normal
day, just like every other...
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answering phones, earning a living,
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- just doing my thang... uh, thing.
- How about you, Roy?
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- Anything you want to say to me today?
- Not particularly, Ashley.
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- Ugh! You guys are both jerks!
- I just can't wait.
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I got to tell Ashley
about her surprise party.
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No, Roy!
You ruin every birthday.
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Can't you just keep your
mouth shut for 22 more minutes?
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Oh, I don't know, man!
I feel like I'm gonna explode!
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I just love birthday parties
so damn much!
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[electronic music]
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[blows]
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I'll tell you what... I'm a nice guy.
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I don't see why we
need to keep doing this
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if you're willing to come clean.
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So I'm gonna ask you one more question,
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and you got one chance
to get it right! Why?!
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[snickering] I'll tell you why.
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[chuckles]
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To get to the other side!
[laughing]
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You son of a bitch!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Male narrator: A new
superhero has hit the streets,
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taking back what rightfully
belongs to the black community.
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His name...
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is Reneger.
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But watch out, Reneger.
There's trouble at the dam.
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Soon you puny humans will
know the wrath of Plant Lord!
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I'll destroy this dam
and flood the city.
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My plants will get all
the water they need,
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and there's nothing you
can do about it, Reneger.
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[all gasp]
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What the [bleep]
did you just call me?
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Uh, Reneg...
I called you Re...
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- Well, that is your name, right?
- What's my name?
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I know that's what your name is,
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so it's okay to say, all right?
Gil, back me up, man.
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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- It is written on your shirt.
- Go on, then. Say it.
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Fine. I will. Here we go.
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I'm going to blow the
dam, kill some people,
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and there's nothing you
can do to stop me, Reneger.
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[all gasps, speaking at once]
Hey, not cool, dude.
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What?
I just said his name, Reneg...
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[growls]
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Listen, I want to be very clear here.
I know a lot of people
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are going to watch
what unfolds here today,
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and I want it to be known
I am not a racist.
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- I'm not racist.
- Then why are you pointing at just me?
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[all speaking at once]
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I hate all humans, regardless of race.
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I just want as many
people to die as possible,
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not just black people.
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Dude, stop talking.
You're making it worse.
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I want all people to die equally.
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That's the world I want to live in
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and for you all to die in,
together, right?
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[all speaking at once]
Racist!
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No! I'm a sociopath, not a racist!
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You're a bigot.
[sighs]
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You know what?
I'm... I'm feeling weird.
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You guys made this all weird,
and I think I'm done here.
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Maybe we can try this again later.
Come on, evil vines.
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I'm out, baby.
Heeeey!
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Wow. That was amazing.
Did you catch his name?
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Yes, I did.
The savior of our city is named Reneg...
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[growls]
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Actually, no.
I have no idea who that was.
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Heeeeey!
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[electronic music]
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Hurray, a face-paint kit!
Paint me as a tiger.
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As realistic as you can.
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Growl. [chuckles]
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Less realistic, please!
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[electronic music]
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All right, everyone
else signed Ashley's card.
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You're the last one.
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Man, I never know what
to write in these things.
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- Uh, "I hope you have an elegant birthday"?
- Too sappy.
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- "I miss Earth too"?
- Nah, too generic.
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- "You did it"?
- Yeah, that's a pretty good one.
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[telephone rings]
Hello, TripTank.
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- Is this TripTank?
- Yes, we're still up and running.
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I'm gonna come down there and do
some real terrible stuff to you guys.
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- What? Why?
- Yeah.
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I'm gonna steal any pies I find
cooling on your windowsills.
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Well, actually, we're not
allowed to open the windows
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'cause of the, you know...
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Hey, TripTank. I'm
gonna stick my chewing gum
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on the sidewalk outside your building.
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And we don't have sidewalks,
really, after the event.
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- Um...
- You're a jerk!
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[laughs]
No coming back from that one.
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Yeah, that's a pretty
solid burn there, guy.
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Sorry about calling you a jerk.
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That crossed over the line a little bit.
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Well, thank you for the apology.
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But seriously, your
show is a piece of shit.
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? Scary trees don't scare me ?
[birds cawing]
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? You're a tree, but
you're not scaring me ?
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- Oh, will you shut up already?
- Shut up, tree.
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I'll chop your whole family
down, you keep that up.
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- You shut up.
- Ugh! Can we please press on?
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The warlock is close.
He must be stopped.
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Do you know what the
warlock does to people?
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He transforms them into tiny animals,
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and then he sticks them up his bum
for, like, sexual pleasure.
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That's not what he does.
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I do not know why the
king sent you with me.
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I'm a lone wolf.
[howls weakly]
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We're here because
the last time the king
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sent you on a solo quest,
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you fornicated with the
beast you were meant to kill.
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Her name was Rhonda.
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You know what you did,
you disgusting animal.
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Besides, you're going
to need my counter spells
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for defense against the
warlock's black magic.
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All right, so you
will counter his spells,
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and I will chop his face off,
but what is this guy here for?
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He can't even make polite conversation.
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Hello? Ugh.
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The Huguma Summoners are born
without tongues or genitals.
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- Don't be rude.
- Ugh. No licker or a sticker?
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How's this virgin
gonna help me in battle?
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In that stone, Paguta has
contained a powerful ifrit,
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but it can only be summoned
once every hundred years.
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Wow. That sounds so lame.
Ow.
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[chitters]
Stop that! Did you see that?
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That evil squirrel hit
me with an evil nut.
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- It's just a squirrel.
- No, it is an evil squirrel,
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for this is the Forest of Evil, and...
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Ow! Stop it!
Oh, that's it.
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You want to throw things?
[Bleep] off.
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- No, no, wait!
- No, don't... don't...
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[thunder booms]
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[chittering nervously]
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[screeching]
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That's right. Suck it, squirrel.
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[sobs loudly]
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Oh, you [bleep]!
[speaking native language]
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You moron!
That was our only hope!
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Okay, we'll figure it out.
We'll improvise.
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Come on, team, let's
go [bleep] this warlock.
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I mean, ki... kill it.
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[coughing]
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Ugh, the smoke is laughing.
You find that creepy?
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- Yes!
- It's the warlock!
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So these are King Jacob's champions?
This will be easy.
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[speaking native language]
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? One down and two to go! ?
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In my butthole! [laughs]
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Cleanse!
[sputtering]
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No, no, no, no, no!
Evil squirrels, attack!
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Yes! Yes, Jerry!
Get his eyeballs!
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- Patricia, devour every inch of him!
- Just so we're clear,
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I was right about the
squirrels and the bum stuff.
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Not trying to be a jerk, just saying...
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Aah! I was right... twice.
243
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Rah!
Back, rodents! Back!
244
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Sword attack. [yells]
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Bee dak dak deedle dak!
246
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Ah, look, mice have hands.
Did you know mice have hands?
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- Ohh...
- No, don't.
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- I think I'm gonna play this thing out.
- Ian, don't. He's gonna...
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- Stand down. I got this.
- In you go.
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And while you're in there,
say hello to my parents!
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[laughs]
Oh, sweet Carolina.
252
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You're next.
You're all next.
253
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Sir Ian, you genius.
Cleanse!
254
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No! My tum-tum!
Aah!
255
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Sir Ian, that was brilliant.
Strike from within.
256
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Oh, it was your plan
all along, wasn't it?
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Ye... Yeah.
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[electronic music]
259
00:11:36,649 --> 00:11:39,648
Okay, I'll tell you what...
I'm a nice guy.
260
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I don't see why we
need to keep doing this.
261
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So I'm gonna ask you one more time,
262
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and you got one chance to get it right.
263
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- Where's the money?
- I don't... know.
264
00:11:53,649 --> 00:11:58,648
- Why the long pause?
- I was born with 'em?
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All right, asshole!
266
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Hey, Roy, what flavor
of simulated protein
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- should we use for the cake?
- Try that strawberry, man,
268
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'cause that chocolate stuff
tastes like burnt-up horse meat.
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[telephone rings] Hello, SpaceTank...
I mean TripTank.
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Hey, Stevesy. Hey, buddy.
It's your old pal Durnan.
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- Uh, I don't think I know any Durnan.
- Durnan? Durnan!
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Come on, tell me you remember me.
273
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Oh, yeah. Totally. Totally.
You always had those, uh, shoes.
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[laughs] No.
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I still have these bloody
stumps that I walk on...
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you know, the bloody
stumps that never heal.
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- You know, Durnan!
- Oh, right. Durnan, okay.
278
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Yeah, you were always
snapping your fingers
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to the beat and clapping.
You love clapping, right?
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- You love clapping at the end of stuff?
- No, Steve.
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I can't believe you don't remember
my dual prosthetic hook hands,
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you know, to replace the
ones I lost saving your life.
283
00:12:52,649 --> 00:12:57,648
- It's Durnan!
- Oh, right, that Durnan. Okay.
284
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How you doing, by the way?
You keeping your chin up?
285
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You're an asshole, Steve.
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Hello, Mr. Cloud.
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Would you please be so
kind and bring us to Heaven
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so that Katie here can
wave at her grandfather?
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But of course, my friends.
It would be my pleasure.
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Away we go.
[all cheering]
291
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- Get ready to say "hi."
- Hi!
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Wave good-bye to Grandpa.
293
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[flies buzzing]
294
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I can smell him from here.
[chuckles]
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00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:32,063
[electronic music]
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00:13:33,155 --> 00:13:37,454
[rock music]
297
00:13:37,455 --> 00:13:39,454
Oh, what is that?
What are you doing?
298
00:13:39,455 --> 00:13:41,454
It's a special diet powder, Karl.
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Says I can lose eight pounds in a day.
300
00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:44,454
- I'm gonna be fit.
- Don't doubt it.
301
00:13:44,455 --> 00:13:47,011
Science, man... put
a monkey on the Moon.
302
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[laughing]
A [bleep] monkey.
303
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[slurping, gulps]
304
00:13:54,455 --> 00:13:57,102
- Right.
- Hey, did you lose weight?
305
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[electronic music]
306
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Male announcer: It's time for
"Pills, Pills, Pills"!
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The only show for psychiatric patients
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by psychiatric patients.
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Ladies and gentlemen, your host...
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Boot [bleep] McGillicutty!
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[laughing] Hello! Hello!
Yes! Yeah!
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And welcome to "Pills Pills Pills"!
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The game that combines
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dangerously potent
prescription medication
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00:14:25,455 --> 00:14:29,454
with paranoid conspiracy theories!
Now...
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[laughs]
Let's meet our contestants!
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00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:35,454
Say hello to Sergeant Frank,
Teddy Razorblades,
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and a figment of my
deranged imagination.
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- Big fan, Boot[bleep].
- So, before we get started,
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tell us a little bit about yourselves.
321
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I have chlamydia.
322
00:14:46,455 --> 00:14:48,454
I sacrificed myself for
your children's future.
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[laughs]
324
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Well, you guys are in luck,
because today's grand prize is
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some pinkies, a shit ton of blues,
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and, oh, lots of purples today!
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- Hot damn.
- All right, let's get started.
328
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First question:
For a fistful of pinkies,
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what's the chemical
formula for Clozapine?
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9/11 was an inside job!
[buzzer sounds]
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Carbon 18, hydrogen 19,
chlorine nitrogen 4.
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[bell dings]
Correct!
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[cheers and applause]
334
00:15:18,455 --> 00:15:20,455
Congratulations!
335
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:26,454
Uh-oh!
It's time for the lightning round!
336
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[laughs]
337
00:15:28,455 --> 00:15:29,454
The goal is to answer as many questions
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before I ask them by
reading my thoughts!
339
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- Are you ready?
- Hell, yeah! [laughs]
340
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Super! [laughs]
And go.
341
00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:43,454
- Uh, uh, well...
- Tits. Skull tattoo. Argh!
342
00:15:43,455 --> 00:15:46,454
[grunts dopily] Lizard people?
Secret government testing facility!
343
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Time's up!
Our judges are tallying the score.
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Five, two, three, carry the one!
345
00:15:52,455 --> 00:15:54,454
And the winner is...
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everyone!
347
00:15:57,455 --> 00:16:00,455
[all laughing wildly]
348
00:16:03,455 --> 00:16:04,455
[screaming]
[gunfire]
349
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And that's why we only
have spoons in the cafeteria.
350
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Whoa.
What the hell is that, Roy?
351
00:16:16,605 --> 00:16:19,604
Oh, this?
It's my big toe, man.
352
00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:22,604
I lopped it off to give to
Ashley for her birthday present.
353
00:16:22,605 --> 00:16:25,604
- What the shit were you thinking, Roy?
- Oh, yeah, I don't know, man.
354
00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:28,604
Sometimes this all-oxygen environment
makes me real light-headed.
355
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I kind of stroke out and do weird shit.
Think she'll like it, though?
356
00:16:32,605 --> 00:16:35,604
- Uh, I don't think so, buddy.
- Oh, you're right.
357
00:16:35,605 --> 00:16:36,604
I should have painted
the toe nail on it.
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That'd be better.
[telephone rings]
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- Hello, this is TripTank.
- Uh, this Steve?
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Yes, this is Steve from TripTank.
361
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Stevey. Hey, there, man.
362
00:16:43,605 --> 00:16:44,604
- This is Gus calling.
- Oh, hey, Gus.
363
00:16:44,605 --> 00:16:46,604
Uh, how you doing today?
364
00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:48,604
Oh, I've been a whole
[bleep] lot better before.
365
00:16:48,605 --> 00:16:50,604
Oh, I'm sorry.
What happened?
366
00:16:50,605 --> 00:16:53,604
There was a man in my platoon
who swam a whole goddamn mile
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without his head
because he had to! Okay?
368
00:16:57,605 --> 00:17:00,604
I don't know how that pertains
to what we do here at TripTank.
369
00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:01,604
This is what I'm
talking about, y'all!
370
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:05,604
When you're making cartoons,
that's a serious goddamn business.
371
00:17:05,605 --> 00:17:07,604
Right, yes, sir. Yes, right.
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Yes, we will. We will take
that more seriously, yes.
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God damn it, someone's
gonna get their ass kicked.
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I'm mad.
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[electronic music]
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00:17:16,505 --> 00:17:18,504
All-in.
377
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:19,504
[chuckles]
378
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:22,504
- [chuckles] Is good.
- Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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00:17:22,505 --> 00:17:25,504
Look at them shine.
Oh.
380
00:17:25,505 --> 00:17:28,504
And, uh, good luck to you, sir.
381
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,504
[laughs]
382
00:17:29,505 --> 00:17:32,504
"Sweetie Poo"?
383
00:17:32,505 --> 00:17:35,504
- Oh, well, well...
- Ha ha.
384
00:17:35,505 --> 00:17:37,504
We've come to collect.
385
00:17:37,505 --> 00:17:40,504
Phil, did you lose those
relationship coupons I gave you
386
00:17:40,505 --> 00:17:43,504
in an underground
five-card stud tournament?
387
00:17:43,505 --> 00:17:45,504
[laughs nervously]
388
00:17:45,505 --> 00:17:50,504
- You look so pretty today, honey.
- A deal's a deal.
389
00:17:50,505 --> 00:17:52,505
Eh, you know what? Why not?
390
00:17:55,505 --> 00:18:00,504
What the hell did you do to that?
This shit is awesome!
391
00:18:00,505 --> 00:18:02,504
I thought it'd have a smoother finish
392
00:18:02,505 --> 00:18:05,504
if I cut the starter fluid
with a little tile cleaner.
393
00:18:05,505 --> 00:18:08,504
Way to go, Mrs. G!
You're one hell of a meth cook.
394
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:09,505
Oh, please.
395
00:18:12,505 --> 00:18:13,505
Ah, is good.
396
00:18:15,505 --> 00:18:16,504
[both grunt]
397
00:18:16,505 --> 00:18:19,504
Ooh, maybe we should
torch his car too.
398
00:18:19,505 --> 00:18:23,505
- I like your style, Mrs. G.
- Well, just thinking ahead.
399
00:18:28,505 --> 00:18:30,504
- Oy, men are shit.
- Mm-hmm.
400
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Last month this
Dutch Army Captain and I
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spent a whole Tuesday
in a little safe house outside Muscat.
402
00:18:36,505 --> 00:18:37,504
- Ooh.
- It meant something to me.
403
00:18:37,505 --> 00:18:40,504
[explosion] Huh?
Time to go to work, boys!
404
00:18:40,505 --> 00:18:42,504
- Covering fire, Mrs. G!
- Here comes Millie!
405
00:18:42,505 --> 00:18:44,504
Mrs. G is in the house!
406
00:18:44,505 --> 00:18:47,504
[gunfire and explosions]
407
00:18:47,505 --> 00:18:49,504
[laughs]
408
00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:52,504
- Honey!
- Thanks, guys.
409
00:18:52,505 --> 00:18:55,504
So I guess you probably want
me to sleep on the couch, huh?
410
00:18:55,505 --> 00:18:58,504
Actually, you're gonna
handle this last one.
411
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,504
What's this?
412
00:19:00,505 --> 00:19:02,504
[sultry funk music]
413
00:19:02,505 --> 00:19:05,504
- Hey, babe, looking for a date.
- Mmm, mmm, mmm.
414
00:19:06,421 --> 00:19:09,420
Hey, I cannot pick up johns
if you're gonna be torpedoing me
415
00:19:09,421 --> 00:19:11,420
every five minutes out here, all right?
416
00:19:11,421 --> 00:19:14,420
I'm doing my best.
This is all I got!
417
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:17,421
[electronic music]
418
00:19:18,799 --> 00:19:21,598
[rock music]
419
00:19:21,599 --> 00:19:24,598
Grande chai tea,
please, with almond milk.
420
00:19:24,599 --> 00:19:26,599
- Name?
- Anau.
421
00:19:33,599 --> 00:19:35,468
[sighs] Karl.
422
00:19:36,599 --> 00:19:37,598
Hey, there.
423
00:19:37,599 --> 00:19:40,598
Yeah, give me a venti triple
half-caf nonfat no-whip
424
00:19:40,599 --> 00:19:42,598
blended soy mocha
pomegranaccino, with room.
425
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:45,599
- Name?
- [clears throat] Anal Ooze.
426
00:19:48,599 --> 00:19:52,598
God damn it.
[electronic music]
427
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:02,598
How much longer are we
gonna do this, Mr. Pony?
428
00:20:02,599 --> 00:20:04,598
I got a wife and kids at home.
429
00:20:04,599 --> 00:20:07,598
Look, what do you say
we both drop the act?
430
00:20:07,599 --> 00:20:11,598
You talk, and I'll listen.
[clears throat]
431
00:20:11,599 --> 00:20:16,598
- [hoarsely] Water, please.
- All right. Sure thing.
432
00:20:16,599 --> 00:20:21,598
So did that water help you decide
to finally tell me something?
433
00:20:21,599 --> 00:20:24,598
No. I'm just a little horse.
434
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:26,599
Oh, you stupid jackass!
435
00:20:29,599 --> 00:20:31,598
Guys, guys! Here we go!
Here comes Ashley!
436
00:20:31,599 --> 00:20:32,598
All: Surprise!
437
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:36,598
- Jesus balls!
- Happy birthday, Ashley!
438
00:20:36,599 --> 00:20:41,598
- Yeah, happy birthday. You did it.
- Aw, guys. You shouldn't have.
439
00:20:41,599 --> 00:20:43,598
- Now, where are my presents?
- First, the cake.
440
00:20:43,599 --> 00:20:46,107
- Yeah, I'll light the candles.
- Roy, no!
441
00:20:46,196 --> 00:20:48,599
- The all-oxygen environment!
- Light 'em up!
442
00:20:54,599 --> 00:20:57,515
[straining] Nice job, Roy.
You ruined another birthday.
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00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:59,116
[straining] Yep.
I see what happened there.
444
00:20:59,151 --> 00:21:01,766
That one's on Roy.
That's Roy's bad.
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00:21:01,801 --> 00:21:04,599
[crackling]
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[sad music]
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00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,040
[gunshot, body thuds]
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