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(ominous music)

- [Announcer] Previously, on Dragula.

- I'm Loris.

I haven't eaten meat in two years.

(laughing)

But I'm not going home tonight.

- You're not? - Not tonight!

(all chattering)

Not tonight!

- We're calling this challenge

Pretty in Pink,

aka The Basic Bitch.

- I feel Loris should go home.

She's playing it safe.

She's not delivering what she was supposed to do.

So, girl it's time for you to go home already.

Like get the (bleep) out.

- I think I'm definitely a threat

to a lot of the girls in the cast.

- Meatball is our winner tonight.

- Remember, as always,

one of you will not be waking up tomorrow.

(crying)

(choking)

- Where the hell am I?

(car engine roaring)

(gasping)

(screaming)

(loud crashing)

- [The Boulet Brothers] Israel!

- God where is he?

I can't fit everything in this suitcase.

- We're only going to San Francisco.

Just bring the essentials.

- Oh.

Essentials.

(chainsaw whirring)

(suspenseful music)

(knife slashing)

- That's everything.

(phone ringing)

- The Boulet residence.

The lady of the house speaking.

Oh, it's you Isreal.

Listen, nevermind all that.

I need you to get the girls in the car and get going.

We have to be in San Francisco in a few hours.

Hmm?

I don't care if Meatball won't fit.

Just squeeze her in somehow!

Get going!

Goodbye.

- Let's go!

Now we're gonna be late.

- If we are, it's your fault.

- You took 1,000 years.

- You took 1,000 years!

Look at your lips.

They're crooked anyway.

- You're still fat.

(gasping)

- And this is a great view to see.

(groaning)

- Ooh, check my face.

- Oh, yeah.

You're all rocky.

- I must look ridiculous!

- No, I don't think anybody will notice.

But, I think you're gonna need a little Bondo

on the chin babe.

- I've gotta get to the hardware store!

- Oh, come on!

- I've gotta get to the hardware store.

- How could you have lost the entire can of--

- Oh, spit on it!

(screaming)

Help me!

My legs not working!

Help me!

Help me!

(growls)

(gasping)

(bumping)

(cracking) (ominous music)

(growling)

- Oh (bleep)

We're gonna be late.

(scary music)

- * Drag

* Filth

* Horror

* Glamour

* Dragula

* She's a killer

* Queen

* Dragula

* She'll make you

* Scream

* Drag, drag, drag, drag

* Dragula

(woman screaming)

(intense techno music)

- I said I think Loris went home,

'cause we all turned on her.

- Heck yeah.

(laughing)

- Loris went home for sure.

She was a bitch to all of us.

She wasn't funny.

She wasn't nice.

It was time for her to go.

Not that you have to be funny or nice in this competition,

but she wasn't growing and she was acting like

she was all that, and it was time for her to go.

She wasn't all that.

End of list.

But also, yeah, wasn't Xochi's performance kind of lacking?

- They really don't like her shoes.

- Oh.

The hot pink shoes? - Oh my God.

The hot pink shoes?

(laughing)

- I was like, "I really like those shoes."

- I did too!

I was like "But I want them."

- Xochi probably went home.

Loris, I mean for obvious reasons she was

the one everyone named to go home.

And next to her, I think Xochi was next in the bottom.

- Last week's challenge was really crazy.

It was kind of intense.

I'm glad that I'm still here.

So, I'm glad that I get to do this one.

I was looking forward to the field trips.

- Calm down, you made a tube skirt.

Everybody calm down.

- Well, I can't make anything.

I didn't make the skirt.

(laughing)

- I'm just saying.

- What did you make then?

- The hair.

- [All] Oh!

- I see a man holding a wig, boys.

(laughing)

Hi slut!

- Oh, the ghetto centric!

- Hey.

Honestly...

I'm here to (bleep) win.

Top four.

How does it feel?

- Real good.

- Good?

- Are you excited for today?

- Hell yeah.

- So today, we're going to San Francisco

to perform at Mother, formerly know as Trannyshack.

- We're gonna get to be with drag legends

Peaches Christ and Hecklina.

Can't wait to see them.

Can't wait to get out there.

I hear it's really different out there.

I hear the drag is really more artsy,

and like weird and out there.

So, I hope to be able to bring that and

be one of the monsters out there and bring my weirdness

and my sexiness.

- This is a huge stage.

This is like the stage to be on in San Francisco.

This is where I think my drag belongs.

And I think these girls are gonna all (bleep) bring it.

And I'm excited to see what they do.

- I'm super stoked.

I'm super exhausted.

And I'm ready.

I'm ready to take the crown.

- Six hour drive.

I'm not looking forward to it.

- I think (bleep) is gonna get (bleep) nuts.

- And I do think they like that I did change everything.

My makeup and

- I was like, "Nah, they're gonna hate this."

(all laughing)

But, I was kind of like "Really?

"You think we're all just doing,

"that's what your gonna call it?

"Like we're all spooky like Sharon Needles?

"There's just so much more to it."

- Yeah, and I think it also shows that there's like

you don't have to be spooky and cooky to be a monster.

- No.

- 'Cause I'm not scary.

My clown is not scary.

But I'm still a (bleep) terrorist.

- You got no teeth and you look scary as (bleep).

(all laughing)

(all laughing)

- So, if anything, I think the competition

has helped me most with confidence to present myself as

a performer, as a professional,

and to bring me up to the level

of the girls that I'm competing with.

That's what it helped me with the most.

- I don't think time defines your drag, you know?

I think it's how you define yourself.

You can make it happen, if you want.

You know?

- I've been doing it for two years now.

- To me, your drag, it's polished,

and your (bleep) outfits are (bleep) beyond

so (bleep) fierce, bitch.

Like every time

I see your outfits, I'm like-- - Thank you.

- "This bitch (bleep)

"where does she get her idea from

"to put something like this together?"

- Thank you so much.

- They're beyond amazing, trust me.

- But some of them-- - Okay, now do me.

(all laughing)

(upbeat techno music)

- My God, you guys.

Welcome to San Francisco.

- Thank you.

- Yes. - So great to have you here

in our town.

- We're very excited.

- Yeah, I never really think of anywhere else

that we should take these girls to sort of prove their

strengths and weaknesses than here.

- Absolutely, thank you for hosting us here at Oasis.

We're very excited to have our ghouls

performing on the Mother stage tonight.

- It's gonna be great.

Can't wait to see what they have.

- Well, we were wondering,

what are you guys looking for?

What kind of substance does

the idea of your super monster, made up of?

Is it their performance, or their look?

Is it attitude?

- I've been at The Trannyshack for years.

I mean, my main thing is

what they do once they hit the stage.

The look is great and all that stuff,

but really the concept and the execution of the performer.

- It's the overall, do they grab you?

Do they have star quality?

And when the number's finished,

did I want more?

- Right.

- I always feel like, when I watch drag performance,

and it ends, was I happy it was over?

- Yeah.

- Did I want it to keep going?

- No, absolutely, absolutely.

Well, we also can think of no two more qualified individuals

than you guys to help us judge our final four

and narrow it down to our final three.

- We're really excited to have you guys

judge this competition, 'cause really

you guys are kind of originators of alternative drag.

You guys started a major movement,

that inspired so many queens and performers.

- I think actually, this whole trip is a little bit

of a learning experience for them,

'cause their age range really spans,

and San Francisco is kind of one of those places where

punk and drag sort of met and really flourish

and just coming to the city for some of them

the very first time,

learning what Trannyshack was,

how if affected the population here,

and just drag in general.

It's kind of been educational.

So, it's a little bit of that old and new

kind of coming together.

- I'm excited to see these girls.

- I'm excited that Hecklina's finally getting the credit

she deserves for being the original drag monster.

(laughing) - It's real.

- She'll take it.

I'll take it. - It's really horrifying.

- I'll take it, I'll take it. - True.

- Well, it's been like 20 years of

horror for you, hasn't it?

- 20 years of, every time she shows up, I'm like, "Whoa!"

You know, it's like-- (laughing)

- Wow.

- What's she gonna, I mean, you know?

- Amazing. - She's really

set the standard, yeah. - It's always terrifying.

- Well you know, I think it might be time.

- All right. - Is it time?

- Let's do it, shall we? - Let's do it.

- I'm excited. - All right.

(loud booming)

* Drag

* Filth

* Horror

* Glamour

* Dragula

* She's a killer

* Queen

* Dragula

* She'll make you

(crowd screaming)

- Please welcome to the stage the girls of Dragula.

(crowd screaming)

(thunder booming)

- Blood.

It does more than turn me on.

It makes me come, and more than the sight of it,

I love the taste of it.

The taste of hot freshly killed blood.

(upbeat techno music)

* Come a little bit closer

* Step up on this box

* Shine the light on you

* My people think you're such a fox

* Fox

* Fox

* Now take off your shirt

* Come on and take off your shoes

* I'm gonna smoke you out

* Fill you with pills

* And fill you with booze

* I'm gonna take out my camera

* Gonna get the perfect shot

* You're all dolled up looking sexy

* Turn on the air conditioning

* Cause good Lord, it's getting hot

* Come on and model for me

* Spin around and you look so sexy

* Prance around like a pretty pony

* Yeah, model harder

* Model faster

* Come on bitch, model for me

* Pucker up and you look so pretty

* On your birthday when your turning 53

* You'll remember how hot you look for me tonight yeah

(thunder booming)

- Thank you.

I love you.

Thank you from the bottom of my black little heart.

You came here for some excitement tonight,

and that's just what you're going to get.

(upbeat techno music)

* Afraid of the truth

* Then leave

* We'll show you the proof

* But you still won't believe

* Entranced by what's around our necks

* You've all sold your souls and we're cashing the checks

* Like waves crashing over the rocks

* Everyone listens when one of us talks

* Hairstyles and bloodstains and such

* And frankly we've already told you too much

* We are really rich Italian satanists

* We do whatever we want

* Really rich Italian satanists

* Everyone wants what we've got

* Really rich Italian satanists

* We do whatever we please

* Really rich Italian satanists

* We'll bring you to your knees

(laughing)

* Did you really think we were gonna let you get away

* I was kidding, stupid

* You didn't run fast enough

* You didn't take me seriously, did you

* Why

* Beause I'm beautiful

* You think I can't kill because I'm beautiful

* Well guess what

* You're gonna find out the hard way

* Whether I can kill or not

(thunder booming)

- Take a good look at me

because I'm going to be on the front of every newspaper

in this country tomorrow.

You're looking at prime personified

and don't you forget it

* This is my hair

* I don't wear wigs

* This is my hair

* I don't wear wigs

* This is my hair

* I don't wear wigs

* This is my hair

* I don't wear wigs

* This is my hair

* This is my hair

* My hair

* My hair

* I take my vitamins

* I'm naturally a platinum blonde

* I just let my hair air dry

* Pay no attention to the lace on my forehead

* This is my hair

* This is my hair

* Mmm this is my hair

* Mmmmm

* This is my hair

* I don't wear wigs

* This is my hair

* I don't wear wigs

* This is my hair

* I don't wear wigs

* This is my hair

* I don't wear wigs

* This is my hair

* I don't wear wigs

(thunder booming)

(crowd cheering and applauding)

- Kill everyone now.

Condone first degree murder.

Advocate cannibalism.

Eat (bleep).

Filth are my politics.

Filth is my life.

* Model for me

* Spin around and you look so sexy

* Prance around like a pretty pony

* Model harder

* Model faster

* Come on bitch

* Model for me

* Pucker up and you look so pretty

* On your birthday when your turning 63

* You'll remember how hot

* You looked for me tonight

(crowd screaming)

(upbeat techno music)

* Work

* Fierce

* Fierce

* M-M-M-Model for me

* Spin around and you look so sexy

* Prance around like a pretty pony

* Model harder

* Model faster

* Come on bitch

* Model for me

* Pucker up, yeah you look so pretty

* On your birthday when you turn 73

* You'll remember how hot you looked for me tonight

* Yeah

(crowd screaming)

* Drag

* Filth

* Horror

* Glamour

* Dragula

* She's a killer

* Queen

* Dragula

* She'll make you

* Scream

* Drag, drag, drag, drag

* Dragula

(crowd cheering and applauding)

- Give it up for our girls of Dragula everybody.

Thank you darlings.

(ominous music)

- Good evening ladies.

I hoped you enjoyed performing here at Oasis

with Peaches Christ and Hecklina.

Your challenge tonight was to come up with a

punk drag performance that would impress these ladies.

And that's what we're gonna be judging you on tonight.

- Let's start with Frankie.

Frankie, I thought that your number

was captivating right from the start because you

hit the stage, and you were giving me monster.

In fact, I thought you were blending sort of a

Yeti monster with your drag character.

And it worked really well.

I think that you had a slight advantage over the other girls

because you did lip sink to Alaska Thunder (bleep)

"This is my Hair" song, which is a popular song.

It's a well known song.

So, you kind of had the edge on the competition.

But you also owned it.

You were aggressive and exciting,

and a great performer.

- I love the GWAR influence of your outfit

and I love the monstrous look that you gave.

- Frankie, your look has come a long way.

All the suggestions we have given you, you're using.

Your performance is not there yet.

You're bringing this punk rock filthiness.

We weren't seeing that tonight.

You could have came out and showed

your dick or your ass (bleep) to the crowd

or throw dildos to the crowd

or something.

We didn't see you push it.

That is who you are.

That's your drag character,

but your not pulling it out all the way

and we warned you about that last week.

- That was actually, one of my ideas

was to put on a jock strap and just show my whole--

- Doesn't matter cause you didn't do it.

- [Frankie] Yeah.

- Give us that dirty Frankie Doom that's in there.

You did not bring that tonight.

- I appreciate that you took inspiration from

your segment of the song "This is my Hair."

You kind of played with monster and gender.

I notice you don't have your breast plate tonight,

which I think is a first for you.

I do have a pet peeve though,

and it is dropping to the ground.

Like rolling around on the ground and coming out of sight.

It's really only for the benefit of the few people

that are in the front of the stage.

You disappear from sight from everybody else

and it really is kind of a,

it's just a mistake because more than half the house

loses what you're doing up there.

- Let's go on to Meatball.

- I enjoyed your performance to an extent.

I was a little bit confused by the pointless

person coming up on stage with you.

It seemed like once he got up on stage with you

it wasn't a purpose to him being there.

He seemed lost, and it is kind of awkward to look at.

- Well the song was about having someone model for you

and do that.

So I thought I would try to have somebody,

but I ended up, once he got there,

he was moving around a little bit and I was just like ugh.

- Did he know he was supposed to model?

- [Meatball] No.

- Okay.

- He knew that he was supposed to come up there,

but I told him just to stand still,

but he kind of, I think he was moving too much

and I was like "I gotta-"

- Yeah.

I would say, if you're gonna have somebody come up on stage,

have them know what they're doing.

- Did you make that skirt?

- Yes.

- I thought you did and that's a very unforgiving material.

So, that's kind of brave of you to do that.

I like it.

I like the hands on approach to your outfit.

I like the (bleep) about it.

And like your hair is giving me a little bit of

a divine kind of moment, which I also appreciate.

But, I'm gonna agree with Hecklina.

The performance just confused me.

You have a lot of confidence, which is the fuel

to get any show where you want it to be.

But it was just sort of a stunt for

the sake of doing a stunt.

- Meatball, I liked your look tonight.

This to me is sort of you taking your comedy look

and mixing it with the filth and the horror of Dragula.

So, I really liked it a lot.

- Thank you.

- Your performance,

you have such an amazing stage presence,

but you didn't bring it all the way tonight.

What I mean by that is you had a fish.

Amazing prop to have.

We couldn't see it.

The people in the crowd didn't see it.

If you're gonna bring out a fish,

you need to bring out a fish!

And show the (bleep) crowd like, "I got a (bleep) fish."

- I sadly didn't know that you had a fish.

- Now part of that might be that I was distracted

by your other performer because there's always that risk

when you bring another performer into a number that's yours.

Right?

You don't want them to showboat

and sort of steal the spotlight and all of a sudden

become the star of the number.

But at the same time, they have to be good enough

that they're contributing to making you look like a star.

My eye is drawn to what's wrong.

You know?

So, I missed part of your performance

and I think that unfortunately is

a big downfall for you tonight.

- Yeah.

- That being said, love your drag name, love your look

(Hecklina laughing)

You look like a meatball.

(laughing)

It's really cute.

- Extra sauce.

- I think Meatball is gonna have a big future,

tonight just wasn't your night.

- Let's go on to Melissa.

Melissa, you did great tonight.

I liked your look.

I liked your performance.

You owned the stage.

I loved the props.

- Those totems, each of those items you brought out

to kind of represent each of your competitors

is how I read them.

And you're kind of like slamming them on the ground.

Kind of a little slap in the face,

kind of a little (bleep) move.

And I think a fun way to start a Melissa Befierce show.

So, I do applaud you for that.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- Well Melissa, the only thing that I think is not punk,

and if I might say, it's really been overdone

is the death dropping.

I've seen a million death drops

at this point,

and I think it's an easy way

to get a reaction from the audience and

I'm not gonna say it's a cheap ploy,

'cause if it's done well, it looks great

and it did look great.

For me, it's like, it's been so done.

- Death drops are my thing.

It's one thing I always do when I perform.

And I'm not gonna stop doing them.

- At this point, you are such a strong performer.

Your makeup's great.

You have stage charisma.

You can death drop, but you don't need to,

and I think it's getting to the point where it's like

the drag MC who comes out and says, "How's everybody doing?"

It's like it's almost desperate.

Does that make sense?

It's like, "I know I can force a reaction out of the crowd

"by doing this thing."

So my challenge to you would be pull back.

- It's something that I'm known back at home for.

I mean, I work with a lot of queens who do it,

but not everyone does it the right way,

so me coming here was kind of like

"Bitch you better (bleep) step your pussy up

"and shut the (bleep) stage down."

- [Hecklina] Right, right, right.

- So, my way of me doing that is me showing

them what Melissa Befierce is about back home in LA,

so I was like,

"I gotta leave my stamp here in San Francisco,

"and let them know who Melissa Befierce isn't hammy,

"it's what I do", and I mean,

I give it my all, you know?

- If that's what you do at home,

see, I've never seen you perform before.

- Right. - So that's great.

I thought your performance was what,

it's just something I've seen so much,

do you know what I mean?

- That's all.

- Let's face it.

If Hecklina attempted a death drop,

it would literally be

a death drop. (imitating siren wailing)

(laughing)

- We'd be calling 911.

(laughing)

And she would have died, you know?

There'd be celebrations in the streets-

- Moving on.

- Let's move on to Vander.

What did you ladies think of Vander's performance tonight?

- So amazing.

I thought just the minute you stepped onstage,

you captivated me with your look,

with your stage presence,

your makeup is amazing.

I think it really is giving me hunk.

It's kind of like Nick Rhodes from Duran Duran,

but really exaggerated.

Do you know what I mean?

Or kind of like--

- She's like, "I don't even know who you're talking about."

- Okay, well Google it.

(laughing)

Google it, Google it.

Or it's actually like, it's more goth,

like Virgin Prunes, if you really wanna get goth.

But, even before you lifted up your--

(laughing) - Wait, what?

- She's like--

- Google it.

I love the makeup.

It's kind of Nosferatu drag also.

Google that too.

- I do know who he is.

- And you captivated me before you did the reveal.

And so that I know is you doing a good job.

So, to me it's a very strong.

You're somebody that I would book,

just seeing the one performance.

The look, the aesthetic,

and the presence.

- For me, you really reminded me of early Trannyshack,

which for me is like the height of compliments.

When we were performing, your always looking for that

person who is gonna come out and do something new and

something you hadn't seen before

and immediately your style, the whole look,

the fashion of it and the horror of it, and the strangeness

and the eccentricity and

all the references that she's bringing.

It looks filmic, its looks gothic, it's couture.

The giant pentagram, the strange asymmetrical hair,

the weird boots that aren't boots.

It's all are for us to look at, then you perform,

you know your lip sync, and you were performing to both

a male vocal and a female vocal, an you owned it.

Not easy to do,

and it was funny.

Your doing "Really Rich Italian Satanist"

and you pull out a slice of pizza and eat it.

This is all in addition to your giant costume piece.

And I would just say that, bravo,

because you can tell that you put so much work and thought

and effort into it and it paid off.

And you're a pro.

You definitely have a long drag career ahead of you

if you want that.

It's obvious.

You have star quality.

- Vander, you continue to impress me tonight.

You did, your look was amazing.

Your performance had an issue because

your back piece malfunctioned,

which is a big pet peeve of ours as you know.

So, to have it flop in this venue disappointed us.

But, the overall concept and your stage presence

and your look was great.

- You took a lot of risks which I love,

and they were bold ones like the pentagram.

Not just the trick kind of punk rock peacock reveal,

which I love and it kind of told the story

of all the challenges.

I think they came before, which I notice

and I really soak up all those details, and I love them.

It's actually my only criticism of you is

I think you try to fire off on

maybe there's an overload of ideas.

If it's gonna be pizza,

you were fumbling with something else to come out

and I'm not sure what it was.

I'm not sure if it actually made it out.

Part of your costume there

in the beginning of the performance.

- Yeah, pizza got stuck on my tit.

(laughing) - Okay.

That's a quality problem.

If you have so many ideas to edit them down.

That's kind of where you wanna be.

You don't want to be without ideas,

'cause that's kind of a desperate place.

- I totally get where they're coming from.

Maybe I did do a little bit too much,

and doing too much is making it harder

to come back every week and impress them even more.

- My favorite thing about your performances in general,

which goes back to our time in the desert.

I think I said I've never seen someone kind of

move in such a serpentine weird, knotty, twisted way

that you do and that is extremely captivating

right from the start.

You start moving that way and I'm pulled right to you.

I want to see what you're gonna do next.

So, well done.

So listen.

Half of your challenge is now complete in San Francisco.

But as you know,

each of you will have to face the extermination challenge

to help us decide which one of you will be eliminated,

and which of the three of you are going to be moving forward

in this competition.

When one of you is crowned

the world's first Drag Supermonster,

you'll be doing countless photo shots, music videos,

film shoots.

You may even end up in

one of Peaches Christ's stage productions.

- You will soon come to realize, that while glamorous,

shooting can be a giant bitch.

It will be uncomfortable, torturous, dangerous,

and sometimes hellish.

- So, we want to make sure you can handle

such demanding situations.

We're gonna be taking you out on location

for a photo shoot, out in the waters of

The San Francisco Bay.

- And right now, the water temperature, I think

is sitting at a cool 45 degrees.

- [All] Oh...

- Your challenge is simple.

You'll take the next two days to create

your most imaginative sea monster look.

You'll be photographed emerging from the icy waters

of The San Francisco Bay modeling your looks.

- Finally, we will consider your performances tonight,

along with your photo shoot to decide which one of you

will be moving forward.

Thank you ladies, our work is done here.

We'll see you all again very, very soon.

Thank you.

- Thank you.

(ominous music)

- Welcome to lands end, lovers.

Now we did warn you,

your life is gonna filled with photo shoots

and video shoots, some of which can be grueling,

and we're here to prove it to you.

We hope you're ready.

It's time to begin.

(drums pounding)

(dramatic orchestral music)

(roaring)

(growling)

(roaring)

(screeching)

(loud booming)

(eerie music)

- Ladies, I'm sure you are freezing,

so we're not gonna keep you out here too much longer.

But, we have to take a minute to tell you,

how proud we are of you tonight.

You have come full circle as super monsters,

and every one of you brought amazing looks and energy

to the competition tonight.

This is what we have been looking for the whole time.

- You should be proud of yourselves.

We love everything you guys

have brought to the table tonight.

You've come to San Francisco.

You served it up for legendary queens

Peaches Christ and Hecklina.

You gave the city something to remember.

We've brought you to the shore,

and you served up the second part of your challenge,

and brought us your fiercest and most imaginative

sea monster couture.

Well done.

(clapping)

- You should take this opportunity to say your goodbyes now

because for one of you the road ends here,

'cause from this point forward,

we're looking for our top three monsters.

- That's right.

This will be the last time the four of you are together.

So, say your goodbyes because one of you

will not be joining us in the morning.

(loud booming)

- I am freezing.

It is cold.

Let's wrap it up and let's go home.

- Getting to know these girls through this experience

has truly been amazing, and to share

this crazy (bleep) ride is really one of the best things

that's ever happened to me,

and it's one of the best experiences

I've ever lived through.

Being in the top four against these girls is amazing.

I'm just upset that Frankie finally decided to come in

and actually slay a challenge at this late in the game.

- And I'm glad that out of the ones that were here,

- Represent, represent, represent.

- We'll go one, two, three Dragula.

Yeah? - Yeah.

[All] One, two, three, Dragula!

(ominous music)

- Jesus (bleep) Christ!

Is this gonna be a barbecue?

Oh my God, chickens!

(chickens clucking)

Oh my God, chickens, you're my favorite.

Ooh, I'm a fry you guys up so nice.

Ooh, have you with some biscuits, some gravy.

(gasping)

(screaming)

Oh, no, please don't!

Please, I promise!

It's just cause I'm fat. - Shh!

- Oh, no!

(crying)

Why?

(cracking) (dramatic music)

(ominous music)

- [Announcer] Next time, on Dragula.

(ominous music)

(grumbling)

(choking)

- [Eerie Voice] Frankie...

(scary music)

(knife slicing)

(cracking)

(both gasping and breathing heavily)

- [Both] This is more difficult than we thought.

- Let's get dressed.

(thunder booming)

* Drag

* Filth

* Horror

* Glamour

* Dragula

* She's a killer

* Queen

* Dragula

* She'll make you

* Scream

* Drag, drag, drag, drag

* Dragula

(woman screaming)

(owl hooting)

(wolf howling)

(scary music)