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- [Dracmorda] Previously on Dragula.

- Hey girls.

I may have accidentally swallowed a cricket

which isn't the most vegan thing I've ever done, but hey.

You know, you do what you gotta do.

- Sup sluts?

- Tonight's challenge is all about being glamorous

and being tough.

We've taken some inspiration from

the fabulous female wrestlers of the 1980s.

Loris, you did do the best this week.

Alright girls, we felt that you four

could use a little more guidance from us

on becoming a better supermonster.

For me, Ursula, I don't feel like you're bringing

everything you have to the competition.

All four of you are going to face

the extermination challenge.

You will be battling each other in the mud.

(groaning)

- This is my inner bitch.

- One of you fought especially hard, Melissa Befierce.

- Yes!

- [Swanthula] That means for one of you,

the sand in your hourglass has one minute.

(gurgling)

(dramatic music)

Oh, this is so boring.

I expected a little more death from Death Valley!

- I think I have a wonderful idea.

Israel.

Hello, ghouls.

Yes, it's us.

Listen, we're sending a car for you tonight.

That's right, it's time for a little field trip.

Mm hmm.

We're bringing you on location for your next challenge.

It's very simple, we want you to bring your best zombie look

and meet us in the morning.

You think you can manage that?

Fantastic, we'll see you then.

- Now this is going to be so much fun.

- Indeed.

* Drag

* Filth

* Horror

* Glamor

* Dragula, she's a killer queen

* Dragula, she'll make you scream

* Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula

(ominous music)

(contestants chattering)

- I think, as far as going home last week,

I feel like for sure Melissa didn't go home

and if she did, that bitch went,

like, kicking and screaming.

- I think either Frankie Doom or Ursula Major,

'cause she seemed kind of over it last time I saw her.

- Ursula or Melissa Befierce.

- After they came back from judging

she went back, she didn't seem to care that much

or be upset that she was in the bottom or anything.

And I was like, you can't carry that attitude

over into the competition.

(contestants chattering)

- Oh, I know that bitch.

Yas, queen, she's looking good too.

- Welcome back.

- Well, we had to mud wrestle for our lives, basically.

Um, they pinned me up against Melissa.

Melissa just did not give one fuck and went in on me,

like, I was sore the next day.

(excited screaming)

- [Meatball] Miss thang!

- She survived!

What's up girl?

- Well, there was four of us

and we had two groups

and then I went against Miss thang over here, Xochi,

and Frankie and Urusula

and then, well, basically what they wanted

was us to, like, sell a character

and give them what they wanted.

And I did what I did, we wrestled each other, whatever.

And then when it came down to

when they announced who was gonna stay

they said that I gave a little bit extra what they wanted

so they said Melissa Befierce, you're saved.

And I was just like, thank you, Lord.

- Okay, but what made you, what made you think

you stayed in here from your mud wrestling?

Like, what kept you there?

- We, like, tore each other apart.

- [Foxie] It was just, like, real fighting?

- Yeah, we were, like, tough on each other.

- I underestimated Melissa, completely.

- I went into it very scared

and not knowing what the (bleep) to do or expect,

but, I mean, I did what I did and I'm here.

- Afterwards she was like,

ooh, you punched me.

Really, girl?

- Ursula had like this, defeated kind of look.

- She came into the bottom four and they were,

like, in the dressing room

and she was the only one that seemed like she was,

over it and done.

- I don't know, I still believe

Ursula might be coming back.

She's a badass bitch.

She won't go down without a fight.

- There's no doubt she's a badass bitch,

but she went in with a bad attitude.

- Oh (bleep), there she is, bitch.

(group hooting)

- Honestly, I didn't think Ursula was gonna go home.

I mean, I didn't think Melissa was either.

I mean, I don't know, it's hard to say.

I thought I was gonna go home,

I was really afraid.

- I think, like, everyone watching at home

is expecting Ursula to be, like, top three.

- Definitely.

- I think she's the most well known out of all of us.

(group agreeing)

- Are they going by social media following?

- She doesn't even talk to me on social media,

I'm like, hi Loris, she's all (dismissive sigh).

- I'm really sad that Ursula went home,

she was one of my best friends in this competition,

I work with her all the time.

So it made me really sad to no longer

smell her around the workroom.

- I'm also kinda relieved

'cause, you know, she,

I no longer have to compete with her.

So Ursula, sorry.

Muah, but I'll see you on the other side.

- I have no idea where they're taking us.

- Today I'm guessing we're going out

in the middle of nowhere.

- Today I think we're going to, I don't know,

like the middle of nowhere?

(ominous music)

- Bitch, where the (bleep) are we?

We're out in the middle of the desert

I can't see anything for miles,

I'm just wondering, what are the Boulets

going to put on us today?

- What are the Boulet Brothers planning to do with us?

- This is the middle of buttfuck nowhere USA over here.

- I have no idea what's going to happen.

But, I'm low key excited.

- You know what, I'd give (bleep)

someone's been murdered here before.

- Oh, definitely, bitch.

(dramatic music)

(cheering)

- That's enough.

Congratulations, ladies, on making it

to the next step of the competition.

- And welcome to Death Valley.

Your challenge today is simple, zombies.

And we could think of no better place

than this abandoned hellhole

for each of you to take a stab

at your personal renditions of the living dead.

- You're gonna have the rest of the afternoon

to work on your looks

and then you'll be meeting us on the catwalk

where you'll be unveiling your rotten runway.

- Good luck, ladies.

We're looking forward to it.

(ominous whooshing)

- I'm feeling, like, very overwhelmed.

- Why?

- 'Cause I'm not really, like, creative.

- [Loris] Girl, you are creative.

- I'm more of a performer, yo.

You know, if this was a make yourself a mix

and go ahead and slay, okay cool.

- Everyone's little different in their artistic strengths,

I feel.

I think you are an artistic person.

- I lack some strengths.

- I watched you perform.

I think I'm more of the makeup, the hair,

I love to put this all on and when I transform

I'm a stripper, girl.

I get down, I take off my clothes and jiggle my titties

but I've seen you do some really (bleep)

cool moves and I love watching you perform.

I wish I had a little more of that.

I wish I knew how to dance more.

- Thank you.

- [Frankie] Like this one, I wish I could (bleep)

death drop but bitch, I'm too fat.

- Okay okay look at this.

Last week I was in the top but I had the worst critique

pretty much out of everybody.

- Who gave you the idea about the foundation?

- You did.

Trust and believe, I was like I need to thank her

so thank you, Melissa.

- [Melissa] You're welcome.

- I (bleep) left all of my props that I was gonna use

that would have amped up my look at home.

I was feeling so

- You looked very off last week.

Like oh shit, what am I gonna do?

- I mean now here again today I'm Mary (bleep) Not Poppins.

- [Frankie] Baby you're poppin' bitch.

Stop being so negative.

(grumbling)

- You're just putting yourself down,

it's not gonna help you in the runway,

it's only gonna bring you down and you're going

to attract negativity.

- There were girls here that aren't here anymore.

You're still here.

That says something.

- Charge it up.

- What are you doing in here all alone?

- I was too crowded in there.

There's not enough room to breathe.

- So how are you feeling after being in the bottom

two last week?

- God.

I feel a little bit more confident because this is

the challenge I've been waiting for.

Zombies is me but then I don't want to be too confident

because it sounds like that one where it's like

oh you're so confident.

Then you go home, right?

- What was the bottom four challenge like last time?

I heard you punched Melissa or she punched you?

- Honestly girl I think we both got our licks in

because I lost a contact, an eyelash

and my tuck came undone all in the first take.

- No way.

- So I was like oh, that's how we're gonna play.

Okay that's cute.

- Did I really punch her?

I don't remember.

- The end of the second take was like

oh girl you punched me

and it was like oh really because what did you do

fist take?

- So you got back at her?

- Well you know it was like fighting for my life.

- You punched her back.

- Not on purpose!

- Not on purpose except when you were like

you did it first.

- I'm an angel.

Actually she punched me too!

- [Loris] You're still here so you did something right.

- She punched me too in the eye,

I was okay oh okay.

Girl it was rough.

- She fucking punched you in the face.

That scares me because she seems like the type

when put in the right situation she'd go all out.

(yelling)

Sounded like you guys actually did beat

the (bleep) out of each other.

- Really like I was bruised the (bleep) up the next day.

My neck hurt.

She got me good.

- Frankie said she was hella sore the next day.

- I heard that (bleep) uh huh.

- Ursula (bleep) me up.

(laughing)

- Well bitches ain't here.

- True, true.

- How do you feel about Ursula going home?

- That's my girl, that's my sister.

I thought for sure she would make it towards the end.

Out of all the girls here she was one of the closest

ones I was too aside from Frankie.

So it's really sad but she was my biggest competition here.

- Not me?

- I don't know, I thought she was going to make it

to the end.

I thought she was one of the big contenders.

- I thought so too.

I thought she was going to be the one,

top three or make it all the way

because the way she would always come up and be like

I got this, I got this.

- [Loris] She's so confident.

- I felt like she was kind of out of it.

- She was!

- From day one.

- It just goes to show no one is safe.

At any moment you can be sent home.

We're all really good queens, I love everyone that's here,

everyone has a really cool style but

one slip up and bitch you're home, you're out of here,

bye.

There are some bitches that are really good here.

- While you're there can you tighten me up?

I (bleep) forgot my padding at home so I'm gonna

rely on this corset.

By all means go as tight.

- I can take out some anger toward you.

Jesus.

Is that good?

- If I can't breathe that's perfect.

- We are in the desert and I do want you dead.

(ominous whooshing)

- Today we've challenged our ghouls to come up

with their most creative, filthy and disgusting

zombie looks.

- And we're joined by our special guest judge.

Hi love.

So let the floor show begin.

(ominous whirring)

(intense string music)

(cackling)

(hissing)

(gurgling)

(growling)

Well done ladies and good show.

We're impressed.

You brought a level of artistry and creativity

to these zombie looks.

It brings a little but of warmth to

our black and cold hearts.

You look vile, you look disgusting, you look perfect

and we think you're ready for a little bit of violence.

- That's right.

Your zombie looks were only the first part of this challenge

the next part of the challenge is showing us

your zombie acting skills.

- I am ready for this.

Bring it on.

- This is my challenge.

- This is gonna be hard for me.

- We have a fresh victim for you to abuse.

We're going to release them into the wild here on the farm

and each one of you is going to have your turn

attacking and ravaging him.

- We want those zombie attacks in full force.

You need to gay it up, you need to camp it up,

make it gory, make it gorgeous, just make it your own

and whatever you do, do not bore us.

- Let's begin!

(intense music)

(screaming)

(crashing and screaming)

- Hey little bunny.

(screaming)

(crunching and creepy whispering)

(screaming and intense music)

(gurgling)

(intense music)

(snorting)

(crashing and cackling)

(playful music)

(heavy breathing)

(screaming and groaning)

- Well here we are, ladies, the end of a hellishly long day,

how's everyone feeling?

(groaning)

Before we go any further I just want to say darling

you were right, today was so much fun.

- True true, it was and it's only gonna get more fun

as the weeks progress.

You guys might have been hot today but I want to

remind you that as you get closer to the hell

that is the crown of Dragula,

it's going to get hotter week after week after week.

- When we call your name, please step forward.

We're going to start with Xochi Mochi.

I've lived in Hollywood a long time and I've known

a hundred rock and roll sluts like this and now I know

exactly where they go in the afterlife.

This is so much fun to me, it told the story immediately

and we really enjoyed it.

- We think you did very well because you had the concept,

you had the look, your acting was really good.

My criticism for you going forward is

sometimes I feel like you're playing it a little safe.

So I want to encourage you to come out of your shell

a little bit and take a chance.

Don't feel so premeditated.

Let out a little bit of your inner monster a little bit.

- Your soul like some of the other girls

you have to imagine we sit back and kind of contrast

and compare.

Everyone is giving us so much and we're grateful for that.

But you do come into comparison and we see

more soul coming through and excitement and energy

from some of the other competitors.

Where's that soul?

Even if it's a black one, we want to see it.

- The Boulets just told me I was playing it safe

and I'm little confused because I thought

I had this in the bag.

I mean it's zombies.

I had an original concept, I was paying attention to detail,

and I'm just disappointed this look wasn't enough.

Thank you.

- And next up is miss Frankie Doom.

You have what it takes to be the next drag supermonster.

You have the concept, you have the inspiration,

you have the looks, the monstrosity, the sexual deviance

which I absolutely adore.

- What you're missing is that polished edge so

you have these amazing concepts but you're not

necessarily following through with executing them

with precision.

So we're seeing things like store bought items still

in some of your outfits.

We're seeing your breastplate not really connecting

with your skin and it looks a little imperfect

compared to some of the other girls.

- You have to shed that skin and show us something

next week that's a little different,

something more polished so we can say yes,

this bitch can do this too.

That's what we want to see from you.

So next up we're going to bring two queens forward.

We'd like Melissa Befierce and Vander to step forward please

- My heart is pounding.

What is going on?

- So you two did the best this week.

- [Swanthula] Yes, you guys can share the win.

I think for very different reasons.

- I am so excited right now.

I won the challenge after being in the bottom twice?

- Melissa, we challenged you to come out of your shell

after last week's extermination challenge and you did.

Today you showed up looking ugly as hell

and we loved it.

- Never looked better.

(laughing)

- While we don't want to see that every time,

it was great to see you flex your creativity

and come out and do something extremely different

and very Dragula.

- When we first got here in the desert I had to

look at you twice because I couldn't clock

you right away and that is always a good thing.

- I'm really happy that Melissa's holding her own now

because for a second I didn't think she was gonna

make it through another episode.

- Vander, your outfit once again was amazing.

You would have snatched the win this week if

it wasn't for the mask.

Even though we love the mask, it hid your painting skills

so we didn't get to see.

You could have easily done that with makeup as well.

- But this is just gorgeous.

This visage is from an enameled dream of perfection

and I've never seen,

I was like this bitch is triple jointed.

- The way you crawled out of the trailer was impressive.

It was arresting and alarming and you snatched

everyone's attention.

- I see the bones kind of seeping through the costume

and it's just magic.

- My favorite part was that you didn't forget

to accessorize your claws and you're a woman

after our own heart.

- You guys can join the rest of the ghouls.

So next up we have Foxie.

Miss Foxie.

I kind of enjoyed this French Moulin Rouge dead whore

dancing girl, that's what I felt like you were giving me.

The eye prosthetic is really cute too,

we both enjoyed that as soon as you came out.

We felt that the minute you came on the property

that you knew you were going to be standing here.

I don't know if that's true but that's what you're giving us

and last week you gave us an amazing concept

and amazing performance.

The look was kind of questionable but you really delivered

that performance but today it's kind of like

the look is questionable

and the performance was questionable.

And it's for that reason at this stage of the game

at this level of competition that you are

up for extermination tonight.

- I can only add to that.

I think your prosthetic was great,

you did a good job with your prosthetic, the makeup.

I think overall the concept was good but

it didn't compete with the other girls.

I didn't feel like you gave it your all this week.

- I feel really bad for Foxie right now.

I told her to stop with the attitude

and now you're in the bottom.

- Next up we have Loris.

- Loris today you are a mixed bag for us.

On one hand your execution was incredible.

You had the best prosthetics of anybody here,

your makeup is flawless

and you do look like a work of art.

The issue we have with your look today is that we didn't

know what that look was.

We weren't exactly sure that it fit in the challenge.

- We were looking for zombie nightmare

and you delivered a character from another type of dream.

- So apparently my outfit is not zombie enough.

Now did I put toilet paper and liquid latex

on my face and paint myself gray, no.

But I still think it's distinctly zombie.

- It was cute and twisted, you really kind of pulled me in

but at the end we had to ask did she fulfill the challenge

of our most imaginative zombie?

We just weren't getting zombie from you.

Thank you.

- All that talk and it's not gonna save you girl,

you are not doing enough.

You are not doing enough.

- Miss Meatball.

- Meatball today you were right in the middle.

Your performance as always is amazing.

You make us laugh, you entertain us and I know

everyone wants to see more from you.

Where we had an issue was,

we almost saw the evil queen character again.

We enjoyed the character but it almost was like

a new interpretation of the same one.

- It (bleep) sucks to feel that I'm up for elimination again

like this is not what I wanted,

I wanted to work hard, I wanted to win this challenge

and I thought I was going to.

Again.

- We're wondering if there's any more of Meatball

to see other than this funny amazing performer that everyone

loves and is entertained by

so we have that question in our mind and we're not sure

have we seen everything from Meatball already,

is there more to see?

- That is such a dig at me.

I know there's more for me to offer,

I just know that they need to see it.

- For that reason and a few others,

you will actually not be up for

the extermination challenge tonight.

- Thank you guys so much.

I promise I'll do better next week.

- That leaves Foxie and Loris, can you please step forward?

You two will be in the extermination challenge tonight.

- Foxie and Loris are in the bottom

and it's to be expected.

- I'm genuinely shocked.

I didn't think that I was anywhere near the bottom.

- You won't be facing the extermination challenge alone.

I'd like to ask Vander to step forward as well.

- What?

What is about to happen?

- What is going on?

- I'm so confused right now.

- Vander, you have showed us incredible looks

and incredible acting skill which are two qualities

required to win the crown of Dragula

but what we haven't been able to test you on yet

is one of the third qualities which is

the punk and filthy side of Dragula.

What we'd like to do tonight is to ask you,

and you don't have to accept,

to ask you to voluntarily partake in the extermination

challenge to prove to us that you have that filthy

side to you.

(clapping)

- I don't think any of us were ready.

This is crazy.

- She's fabulous but is she fearless and filthy

and that's what we want to prove right now.

So each of you are up for extermination

and you're this close to death but everyone knows

there's only one way to extend the existence of a zombie.

Even a drag zombie

and that is to eat brains.

- Israel!

(hooting)

- That's exactly what we're going to do right now.

- [Dracmorda] Let's show these girls what their

potential last supper will be made of.

- Oh god it's so gross.

- I cannot believe these girls are about to eat brains.

- Your challenge is simple.

You will consume as much of these pig brains

as you can stomach

at the table without using your hands.

The more brains you consume,

the better your chances of survival.

As always you may refuse the challenge,

however, if you do those chances will plummet.

- Let the extermination begin.

(ominous whooshing)

We will consider your zombie looks,

your performance in today's challenge and your appetite

for eating brains all together to decide which

of you lives and which of you dies.

Feed, my children.

(growling)

- By choice I have not consumed any animal products

for two years.

- Vander and Foxie are eating the brains and she's

giving a speech?

- This dumb bitch needs to eat the brains and shut up.

- But god dammit, I'm not (bleep) going home today.

(growling)

Not today.

- I'm so caught up in getting as much of this down my

throat that I can just kind of hear Loris

talking a lot and if she's talking, she's not eating brains.

- She just is talking for such a long time.

- Eat it!

Eat it!

Eat it!

Eat it!

(chanting)

(growling and coughing)

- Well done ladies.

You've given us quite a lot to think about.

We kind of liked you before but after that

we really love you.

- You're all free to return to your crypts for the night

but as you know, one of you will not be waking up tomorrow.

Pleasant dreams, darlings.

- Goodbye from Death Valley.

- I think I embodied zombie even if I didn't do

gore and blood.

I wanted to portray maybe more classic 16th century

European zombie and I think I emulated that pretty well.

- At first I was kind of like eeh because she

was wearing a mask.

Some of the girls were actually kind of talking about her

saying that they don't think what she was giving today

was a look, wasn't a zombie but I mean I guess

the Boulet Brothers thought it was so she won today, right?

- Criticism regarding my face?

I agree.

I bought a prosthetic for this,

I didn't wear it because of the heat,

maybe I should have and weathered it out

like the other girls but I kind of wanted

to be just a little bit comfortable

but honestly I don't mind sharing the win.

I love Melissa and I love that we got to share it together

so it's cool by me.

Moving forward no more masks.

- Today I showed the Boulet Brothers

and all those other girls that I'm not afraid

to do what it takes to win.

I'm not afraid to get dirty.

By choice I have not consumed any animal products

for over two years.

- It wasn't even important for her to do that

but she did and

I think she's going to go home.

- So I have been vegan for two years but I'm

also here to win.

I'm here to compete.

- It sounded like Loris was struggling a lot with

the brains themselves, like she seemed to be gagging a lot

and I think she struggled so I think Loris

might be the one to go home because of that.

- I feel like my look didn't read to the judges.

I was in sort of my own creative headspace a little bit

and was thinking too much about trying to be different

rather than just going for the theme

and fitting the challenge.

Which I feel is something I could really easily correct.

- One thing about Loris I love her looks.

She always delivers a look but today she didn't give

what they were looking for, definitely.

- I may have missed the mark with my look today

but I'm gonna come back harder and faster and better

and I think these girls should be worried right about now.

- Today during the whole process of us getting ready

Foxie was in the room kind of complaining about her look,

that she wasn't going to deliver it,

her mood was kind of like eeh.

- I think Foxie's going home.

I think she's tapped out of the competition.

- I've seen her, I know how Foxie is as a performer

and I know she could give so much more

than what she gave today but she needs to step up her pussy.

- I already knew my look wasn't on point

and my performance wasn't there because I was

feeling so crappy about the last challenge

and then Loris, her look was like bam bitch

but who the (bleep) is you?

You're not a zombie.

- She came today with a lot less energy

and a lot less motivation to compete

and I think it really showed in today's challenges.

- I don't want to be in the bottom and I never

want to feel this again and I know I'm coming back.

I know I'm coming back, that's all I've gotta say.

Who's going home?

Loris.

Bye, bitches.

(ominous music)

- [Creepy Voice] Foxie.

- Ah, (bleep) ya little (bleep)!

(yelling and banging)

One, two, three, four.

(crackling)

- [Dracmorda] Next time on Dragula.

- I'm Loris!

I haven't eaten meat in two years!

I mean I may be going pretty hard on Loris right now

but there was no excuse not to eat the brains

so if she comes back this week

I'll ruin her.

(collective whining)

- So tonight we're gonna ask for your help

by asking you to tell us who you think

should not move forward from this point on.

- Girl, it's time for you to go home already.

Like get the (bleep) out.

(thunder crashing)

* Drag

* Filth

* Horror

* Glamor

* Dragula

* She's a killer queen

* Dragula

* She'll make you scream

* Drag drag drag drag Dragula

(owl hooting)