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Now, listen up,
we've got an election to run,
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under the strict supervision of
heavily-medicated octogenarians.
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I'm gonna need to see three forms of ID.
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12 if you're a Democrat.
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Homer, get down here.
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Your vote for president has
never been more important.
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That's today¿ Hmm?
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So vague.
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You'll get down here this minute
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if you care about the
three things you love most.
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Are you picturing the kids?
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Yes, honey mustard.
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Hmm, let's see.
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I know who I want for all
the judges and propositions.
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But president... that's a stumper.
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Can I write in Judge Judy?
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You're hesitating over president?
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Dad. By all that's decent,
how could you forget
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everything that's happened
the last four years?
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Hmm.
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I don't know.
Not sure what you're talking about.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, that one was just funny.
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Hmm.
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That was bad.
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That was worse.
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Someone made that up.
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Yike.
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I got to do something.
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Hmm, hmm, hmm...
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Who you gonna make fun of now,
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late night comics?
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You slept all day?
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- You didn't vote?
- Hey, how bad could it be?
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You owe me a new pair of glasses.
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Aah! That's what I get
for voting for Kanye!
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Uh-oh.
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Bart, have you finished packing
your old toys for charity?
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Almost. I just want a
minute to say goodbye.
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Oh, mm, of course.
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Goodbye.
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¿ You put a dent ?
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¿ In me ?
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¿ You soaked my head in pee ?
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¿ Then you set my feet on fire ?
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¿ And you threw me
under your front tire ?
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¿ I'm basically an invalid ?
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¿ Boy, you are a rotten kid ?
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¿ I know everything you did ?
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¿ Yeah, you are a rotten kid ?
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¿ You got no redeeming qualities. ?
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Did you enjoy saying
goodbye to your toys?
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Oh, yeah. I'm a real sweetie.
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Yes, you are.
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So, as your reward...
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The new Radioactive Man action figure!
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With real radioactivity!
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Oh, thanks, Mom.
"Just keep away from scrotum."
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Uh, Grampa, where's your scrotum?
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Mm, I think it's in my other pants.
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Huh.
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Finally, a sweet and kind boy of my own.
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Sweet and kind?
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He's the reason Jack
won't come out of his box.
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Is he out there?
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Why don't you see for yourself?
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Crank it back! Crank it back!
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Want more proof?
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Meet Over-Stretched Arm-Long,
Tickled-Out Elmeaux,
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and Headless Malibu Stacy.
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Hey, creep. My eyes are down here.
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Hey, hey, Radioactive Man,
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there's a bomb in that safe
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and you're the only one
who can disarm it.
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Piece of cake.
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Uranium cake.
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Bart, you have to see this.
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They just dumped some mail on the street
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and there's mail blowing everywhere.
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Insides melting.
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Decals loosening.
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I will have my rev...
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Homer, always put a paper towel over...
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It's wine time.
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His accessories will go to his widow.
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His widow was a monkey?
Eh, love is love.
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We've got to fight back.
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When I'm through with him,
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his teeth will be sold separately.
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Even you hate him,
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gift that was never unwrapped?
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Oh. So much anger.
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I always thought you
were just a sweater.
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Hey! Ow! Oh!
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We now return to The Swellest Slum,
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the musical romp starring
Debbie Reynolds as Rosie,
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the Puerto Rican seamstress.
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Don't tell me we have to walk
through all the booze bags
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in the Irish district.
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And we won't be showing
that movie anymore.
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Coming up next on TCM, nothing.
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Where am I¿ Who are you?
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My toys. You're alive?
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Bart Simpson,
I'm gonna do what clowns do best:
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kill.
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Look, guys,
I would have never treated you bad
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if I'd known you had feelings.
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You treat me bad
and you know I have feelings.
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You're in on this, too?
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They've got Puppy Goo Goo!
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They don't "have me." I ran away, loser.
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Ow! Ooh!
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Ay, caramba!
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Whoa, Malibu Stacy?
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That's Dr. Malibu Stacy to you.
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I specialize in... plastic surgery.
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You kill like a girl.
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Bart¿ Bart?
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What happened to you?
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I'm Bart Simpson.
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Let's watch what you want to watch.
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Aah!
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Well, it's pretty straightforward.
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Bart's bones are Tinkertoys,
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he has a Build-A-Bear heart
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and his brain is Pop Rocks
and Silly Putty.
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How did this happen?
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Don't ask, don't Mattel.
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Bart, son, speak to me.
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I'm Bart Simpson.
I love my mother and father.
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Oh! We've lost him.
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- No!
- No.
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¿ This is the end of Bart ?
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¿ He lost his human parts ?
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¿ Now he's nothing
but a big ol' toy ?
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¿ Lost his chance
to be a human boy ?
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¿ He's sweet and kind ?
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¿ But he's got no mind ?
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¿ This is the end of Bart ?
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¿ This is the end of Bart ?
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¿ Happy trails, Bart. ?
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Y'ello?
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Homer, where are you?
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It's Halloween and we need the candy.
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Who ate all the candy?
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Got to get more candy.
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Advil?
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Hmm.
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Trick or treat.
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Advil¿ You know what this means.
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Hey, you kids did say "trick or treat,"
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so, uh, it's totally legal.
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No candy¿ No candy.
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Aren't you supposed
to be fattening us up?
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I like my children stringy and tough.
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No one's allowed in here!
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Then what are you doing in here?
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You're right.
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Want some more, punk?
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Listen, machine, there's no evidence
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that you contain any candy
or take any money.
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But desperate times call
for something something.
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The fact that you won't take my quarter
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proves you have candy.
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Hey, Boo Boo,
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let's go steal a picnic meal.
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- Who the heck are you?
- I'm Homer-Barbera,
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a-smarter than the average Homer.
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You sound just like
an actor named Art Carney.
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Don't tell his estate.
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Oh, I'm ever so sorry.
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Who are you?
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I'm Disney Princess Homer.
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Okay, from now on, you just sing.
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¿ D'oh. ?
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Heavens, uh, to Murgatroyd.
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What's Murgatroyd?
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A-nobody knows.
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Konnichiwa!
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This case is gonna be
like Homer's skull:
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hard to crack and not much inside.
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Of all the wonders a
multiverse might reveal,
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ours is giving us
multiple Homer Simpsons.
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Six versions of the local loudmouth
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are terrorizing the town.
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Family-style buffets have
been emptied of everything
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except salad.
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The bowling alleys have been overbowled.
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And the library?
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Untouched.
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Then they attended a hockey game.
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Krusty Burger has had to look
for other sources of meat.
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Hey! What's this new gig I'm going to?
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Because...
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They even started a doo-wop group.
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¿ Lollipop, lollipop ?
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¿ Oh, lolli, lolli-la ?
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¿ Lollipop ?
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¿ Ba-dum-bum-bum. ?
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We've got to bring those Homies here,
where they'll be safe.
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How you gonna do that?
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Well, I'll be!
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Which one of you will
give your old dad a hug?
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- Not me.
- Not me.
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Not me.
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Hell no!
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Hmm. I wonder if this has anything to do
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with that quantum flash
of celestial energy.
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Little girl,
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people might understand
you better if you sang.
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¿ Look at this ?
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¿ A flash in the sky ?
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Oh, brother.
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¿ Will it open up ?
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¿ And drop me a guy¿ ?
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¿ I want to be where
the Twinkies are ?
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Dad!
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¿ Where the fruit pies lie ?
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¿ And the Ding Dongs do it ?
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Fine.
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¿ Dad ?
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¿ You tore a hole in the
space-time continuum ?
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¿ Allowing Homers from
other dimensions ?
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¿ To seep into ?
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¿ Our universe. ?
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Happy Halloween-o, neighborino.
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Eat lead, Ned.
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I forgive you!
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¿ Eat ?
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¿ The bacon. ?
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- Megatron.
- Pass the potatoes.
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This is so hard,
feeding all of you at once.
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Yeah¿ Try following them all
into the bathroom.
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Why, you little...
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Dad, by Harlan Ellison's law
of circular storytelling,
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all of you Homers have to
get back to the nuclear plant
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and recreate the energy burst
that brought you here.
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- Or what?
- You're gonna die!
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Again and again and again and again.
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That doesn't sound so bad.
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And again.
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Quarter. Quarter. Quarter.
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Not so fast.
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Exit-a, stage left.
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I can't let you close the portal.
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It's the ultimate form of
cheap undocumented labor.
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Sure, you get a couple of these.
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But it's worth it.
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You can't stop us, corpse blossom.
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There's one of you and six of us.
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Really¿ Would you like to count again?
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Burnsiverse versus Homerverse.
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And the Smitherverse to nod
and take copious notes.
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Excellent.
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Each of you is more evil than the last.
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But I'm still the richest, right?
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In my dimension,
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you're Smithers' sidekick.
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Oh! In that case...
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Finally. I'm with the only Homer
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I ever wanted.
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Say, sweetheart,
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park your lips in this garage.
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Mmm...
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Heavens to Marge-atroyd!
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Exit-a, stage right!
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Oh...
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¿ Gotta up, gotta get out, gotta get home ?
282
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,352
¿ Before the morning comes ?
283
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,687
¿ What if I'm late, got a big date ?
284
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,757
¿ Gotta get home before the sun comes up. ?
285
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,759
Dear log, at midnight,
286
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,629
I turn nine, halfway to adulthood.
287
00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,565
Am I ready to put Night Night Moon
288
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,067
in the hand-me-down box?
289
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,040
Lisa! We're about to cut the cake!
290
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,175
Come down before your
father steals some icing
291
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,277
- with his finger!
- Too late!
292
00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:16,014
Buck up, former kiddo.
293
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,350
You just have to get through
another disappointing party.
294
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:20,518
Yay.
295
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,493
Oh...
297
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,466
Worm. Snake.
298
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,535
Cigar. Two-by-four.
299
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,103
Huh?
300
00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:40,772
Nice party, Lisa.
301
00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:43,541
Didn't realize the
theme was being a loser.
302
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,511
My party is not full of losers.
303
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,579
I can burp magic.
304
00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:52,350
Somebody kill me now.
305
00:15:53,609 --> 00:15:54,919
Oh!
306
00:15:59,295 --> 00:16:01,159
Oh, my God! I'm alive!
307
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,927
It must have been a dream.
308
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,496
Lisa! We're about to cut the cake!
309
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,765
Come down before your
father steals some icing
310
00:16:07,857 --> 00:16:08,866
with his finger!
311
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,034
Too late!
312
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,503
Worm. Snake.
313
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,872
Cigar. Two-by-four.
314
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,040
Huh?
315
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,508
Everything's the same.
316
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,210
Nice party, Lisa.
317
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,478
Didn't realize the theme was...
318
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,646
Save it, Sherri.
319
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,047
I'm not a loser.
320
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,249
How did she know what I was gonna say?
321
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,618
- Are we that predictable?
- Are we that predictable?
322
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,088
I changed what happened.
323
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:33,424
Which means I can change my fate.
324
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,126
Sorry, Milhouse.
325
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,730
My inside's full of owies!
326
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,465
Okay, you killed a kid.
327
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:44,369
You better do really well
on the written portion.
328
00:16:44,956 --> 00:16:47,138
How do you like me now, karma?
329
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,173
We need to talk.
330
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,309
Not now. I just escaped death.
331
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,710
Oh! It's so exhilarating.
332
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,613
I can grow up and create a cure for...
333
00:16:58,771 --> 00:17:00,752
Oh. Back at the same beginning?
334
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,086
Okay. Okay.
335
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,454
I can solve this, I can solve this,
336
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,050
I can solve this!
337
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,097
Okay. To repeat,
338
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,200
I can solve this.
339
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:21,939
Lisa!
340
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,508
I know! I know!
341
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,510
Dad's gonna steal some icing!
342
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,612
- Too late!
- Got to talk fast.
343
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:28,813
We're both caught in
repeating time loops
344
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,214
where we die at the end.
345
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,749
I can burp magic.
346
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,351
Take two steps back, Ralph.
347
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:34,624
Okay.
348
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,257
Trust me.
349
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,959
That helps us on so many levels.
350
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,429
Hey, maybe we're supposed
to work together
351
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:45,563
to save each other.
352
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,686
Boo-yeah!
353
00:17:50,364 --> 00:17:51,369
I guess that means
354
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,005
I have to throw myself
into the wood chipper?
355
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:56,140
Okay.
356
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,508
There's other alternatives!
357
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,510
Now you tell me!
358
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,412
¿ Gotta get up, gotta get out ?
359
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,982
¿ Gotta get home before
the morning comes ?
360
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,918
¿ What if I'm late, got a big date ?
361
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:10,521
¿ Gotta get home before
the sun comes up ?
362
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,190
¿ Up and away, got a big day ?
363
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,624
¿ Sorry can't stay ?
364
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,226
¿ I gotta run. ?
365
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,528
That's what I forgot to screw in.
366
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:19,630
I'm glad we don't stay dead,
367
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,566
but this is getting pretty annoying.
368
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,801
- We need help.
- Yes, we do.
369
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,536
And there's one man in town
370
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,005
who can help us with time and eternity.
372
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,144
Yes, you've come to the right place.
373
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,879
The temporal loop is simultaneously
374
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:38,382
the most ambitious and laziest
of the science fiction tropes.
375
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,084
Now, let me look at my black mirror.
376
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:41,352
That's not a reference.
377
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,454
It's just, uh... It's filthy.
378
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:46,691
Uh-huh. So, how do we break the cycle?
379
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,392
I can tell you what you seek to know,
380
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,827
but my price is...
381
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,129
One breakfast burrito,
382
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,263
all yolk, double bacon.
383
00:18:53,069 --> 00:18:53,631
How did you...
384
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,267
Because this isn't the first
time we've come to you.
385
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,769
We've given you 987 burritos.
386
00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:02,573
Wait, well, let's make it
a round thousand, shall we?
387
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:06,511
All right. Here you go.
388
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:10,081
Temporal loops are broken by
being nice in Groundhog Day,
389
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,083
saving the whales in Star Trek IV,
390
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,452
saying "Orange you glad
I didn't say 'banana'?"
391
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:15,953
in the knock-knock joke.
392
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,722
And in the case of the
movie Edge of Tomorrow,
393
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,957
it was stopped by poor box office.
394
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,425
I suspect Tom Cruise fatigue.
395
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:24,128
Very... very deadly.
396
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,130
But we've tried all those.
397
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,166
I know this. You two must each
398
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,368
use your special powers
to help the other,
399
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,970
like Superman and Batman.
400
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,438
Okay. I've got it.
401
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,541
My special power is insight,
402
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,376
and my insight into you is
403
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,645
we need to find your missing father.
404
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:43,781
Or we could just kill Gil.
405
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,885
38-degree angle!
406
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:55,126
We're alive. The loop is broken!
407
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:58,095
So, I guess we go back
to the way things were.
408
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,597
I'll miss you.
409
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,299
Thank you, Nelson.
410
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,367
You helped me be okay with turning nine.
411
00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,102
Once I get out of this loop,
412
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,538
I have the rest of my life ahead of me.
413
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,474
And, as usual, I've learned nothing!
414
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:16,480
Mm, mm, mm!
415
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,550
Mom, I learned something
really important.
416
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,252
No day is ever perfect,
417
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,355
so just enjoy the day that you have.
418
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,791
Happy birthday, Lisa!
419
00:20:27,362 --> 00:20:29,260
I'm finally nine!
420
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,929
And the universe is back to normal.
421
00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:36,334
Now I can watch the food go in and out.
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