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Back before you could buy
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everything ever on Amazon and eBay,
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you had to go to an
actual store to buy toys.
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For me, the toy store was a sacred mecca
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of my lifelong passion.
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Even though I was getting older,
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my toy obsession was for life.
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Devastator's on sale? Score.
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Transformers?
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We just got in a new
shipment of Rock Lords.
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I don't know what that
is, but I want them all.
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They're GoBots that transform...
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... into rocks.
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A toy rock?
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That defines fun.
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Take all my lunch money.
Take it right now.
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Oh, you're too late. I
knew these would be a
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hot commodity, so I bought
every last Rock Lord.
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Thanks a lot, suck lord.
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- What'd you call me?
- Nothing.
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Little did I know, my
trip to the toy store
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was about to be overshadowed
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by some major news.
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Whoa! Kiddo, what you doing?
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The Berlin Wall's coming down.
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This is more important.
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But there's freedom in Europe.
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Nothing is as historical as this.
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They're about to announce the deadline
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for this year's shopping
spree at Toys "R" Us.
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Yep, back in the day,
there was a contest
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where one lucky kid got
five glorious minutes
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to grab whatever they wanted,
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and every year, I dreamed
that kid would be me.
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It's simple. You just
send in a postcard,
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and they choose one lucky winner
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to run around a toy store and
grab anything they want.
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It's bigger than that sports game
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where the winner goes to Disneyland.
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You know, I entered a
sweepstakes as a kid.
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Won a big can of peaches.
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Well, it wasn't that big.
It was a small can.
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But a good peach is a real treat.
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So you get my excitement.
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Do you actually have a shot
at winning this toy thing?
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I wish.
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Last year, Dad only gave me enough money
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for two lousy stamps.
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I'll pay you twice that
right now if you leave.
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Fine. But if I win, I'm not
grabbing you anything.
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Pops, what would you like? Name it.
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How about one of those backscratchers
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your father loves?
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Backscratcher? It's a toy store.
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He's talking about this thing.
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That's my Hot Wheels track!
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No, don't rub that against your body.
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Ah, damn it, I can't get it.
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Al, come on and reach it.
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Get no man's land. Come on.
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- Is this good?
- Ahhh.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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It was November 7, 1980-something,
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and my sister and her band
were watching "Star Search."
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Long before "American Idol,"
this was the one big show
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that turned regular people
into overnight superstars.
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We got to get on "Star Search."
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I mean, it'll be the
fastest way to get famous
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without having to do
any work whatsoever.
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Yes! That idea is so perfect for us.
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Then it's settled. We'll
win "Star Search."
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You know, I've been secretly
second-guessing our decision
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to drop out of college
until this very moment.
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Now all we need is the
perfect audition song.
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You know, I wrote a song
that may just do the trick.
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"I Wanna Rock Your Body"?
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Dude, I love this title! Let's do it.
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And I love the rest of the words.
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♪ I saw you cross the dance floor ♪
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♪ And I know what you're looking for ♪
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♪ I'm feelin' a bit naughty ♪
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♪ I wanna rock your body ♪
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Guys. I like what my ears are hearing.
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That's the song you wrote
about rocking my body, right?
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- What?
- Uh...
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- What?
- Well, I mean, the body in the song
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that's being rocked obviously
belongs to someone.
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Who does the body belong to, Lainey?
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- Barry.
- Barry?
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My brother Barry?
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My... My mother's son
Barry? Barry Barry?
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Yeah, this is what you're singing about.
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We are...
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... never doing that horrible song.
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Look, we agreed our band's a
democracy, so we vote on it.
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Raise your hand if yes
to rocking Barry's body.
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No! No, you do not get to vote.
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You are not even in our band.
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But my body is.
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It's part of the band's musical legacy.
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Erica, any way you swing
it, you're outvoted,
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which means this is our audition song.
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From the top.
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♪ You're a sexy hotty ♪
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Ow!
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I was forced to sing about
my brother's soft torso.
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Okay, that's just wrong.
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You should be singing
about my soft torso.
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Stupid band democracy.
You know, for once,
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I would love to sing on my own
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without needing group permission.
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Hey, no one ever said recording
a hit record was easy.
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Oh, but it was,
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thanks to the classic '80s
mall recording booth.
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Whoa, what is that?
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Hi, I'm John Calabasas,
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and you're looking at Willow Grove's
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first Professional Recording Booth
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and Lip Sync Studio Palace.
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Do you perchance dabble in
the art of vocal songestry?
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Does she? She's in, like, the
best band in Jenkintown.
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We're not. I mean, we're good.
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Maybe the best. Whatever.
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Look, I don't know you, and
I've never heard you sing,
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but the second I heard
you mention anything
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remotely connected to music,
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I knew that I was looking at
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a future rock-'n'-roll superstar.
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No way. I mean, maybe. Sure, yes.
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"Sure, yes" is right,
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and I insist that you
come and record a demo.
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So I've slashed my usual
rate of $500 a session
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to the impossibly low
price of just $19.95.
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That's such a deep discount.
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This guy knows his math.
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Look, I'm being financially
irresponsible over here,
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but I really feel like this lady's voice
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has got to be heard.
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You're so amazingly
generous. She'll do it.
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And just like that, Erica was
cutting her first real demo
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in a mall, and she picked a real doozy.
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♪ Mama, just killed a man ♪
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Uh, I got to stop you.
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So, you really can actually really sing.
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Yeah, so?
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So, I'm not used to hearing people sing
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like actual singers.
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Like I said, she's in an awesome band.
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They may even be on "Star Search."
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"Star Search" the TV show?
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Well, it's a possibility.
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Okay, look, I'm gonna be
half-honest with you guys...
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before, when I said you're gonna
be a rock-'n'-roll superstar,
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I wanted to believe it
because I'm an optimist
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with a big heart, but now
I really do believe it.
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- And I want to be your manager.
- Seriously?
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You just got discovered in a mall!
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This always happens!
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Great! But there are two
other girls in the band.
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Look, I can tell just from how
I know nothing about them
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but those no-talent hacks
are holding you back.
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But if you go solo, we will for
sure conquer the music biz.
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So, they stack one on top of the other?
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I have seen everything.
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And to think, all this time,
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I've just been storing my
cereal in the box it came in.
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Pardon me, ladies.
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I'm filming a super
important battlescape,
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and my camera's picking
up all your tuppery talk.
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Sorry, Schmooey. We'll do better.
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C'mon, gals.
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Let's take our food-storage
party into the living room.
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I don't understand. What is he doing?
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What? Uh, what is this?
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What's with the judgy murmuring?
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Bevy, we think it's time
we had a Yenta-vention.
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- About what?
- About Adam.
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Look, we all love his creativity
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and his wild imagination
as much as you do.
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It's just that...
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He's an adult who plays with dolls.
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And you're an adult who smells like
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a sack of monkey [BLEEP].
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- You're lashing out.
- I'm lashing out.
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Bev, I know this is hard to hear.
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But you know Adam's too old
to be playing with toys,
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and it's getting kind of...
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- Weird and sad.
- Sad and weird.
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How could you seriously think
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that Adam's favorite lifetime
hobby is in any way weird?
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It's crazy!
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Damn it!
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I grew out of my laser voice.
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Murray.
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Everybody thinks Adam
is both sad and weird.
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- Sure.
- You're his father.
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Help him be better.
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Give the kid a break. He's only 12.
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He's 16!
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- That can't be right.
- Well, it is.
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Now get off your ass
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and go teach him a real adult hobby.
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What do I know from hobbies?
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I don't have any stupid hobbies.
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Is that right?
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Stamps, Murray. You love stamps.
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That is your hobby.
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Hobbies are dumb and silly.
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Stamps are a smart financial investment.
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You know, Rock Hudson got a stamp.
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Good for him, right?
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Okay, I don't care what
the hell you call it.
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Just show Adam how much fun you have
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stamping with your stamps.
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Fine. I'll introduce Adam
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to the noble world of stamp collecting,
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but once again, not a hobby.
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Stamps are serious business.
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Snoopy! Silly puppy.
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Right there.
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- What the hell is this?
- It's a demo she had made at the mall.
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We came here to confront her about it.
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- I know that. I was just being dramatic.
- Oh.
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You made a demo without us?
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No. Geoff just paid for me to sing
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at some dumb recording
booth at the mall,
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but thanks for thinking the worst of me.
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- Oh, man, I'm sorry.
- We're insecure people.
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I mean, did a talent
manager ask to rep me?
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Yes. But I told him I'm in a band
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and basically not interested.
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"Basically"? So you are interested?
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She's so gonna ditch us and go solo.
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Guys, I would never go solo.
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I mean, did I crush "Bohemian Rhapsody"?
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Obviously. And did it floor a manager
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with my soulful angel voice
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dripping with polished
talent? Of course.
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- Wait, you did "Bohemian Rhapsody"?
- So?
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It's the greatest rock
song ever written,
241
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and you and I both
know I am the only one
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with the vocal chops to do it justice
243
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You seriously think you're the
Freddie Mercury of this band?
244
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Oh, I know I'm the Freddie Mercury.
245
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You are so not the Freddie Mercury.
246
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If anything, I'm Freddie Mercury.
247
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We all know a band only
has one Freddie Mercury,
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which is me.
249
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Well, if I'm not the Freddie Mercury,
250
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then why did my manager
sign me and not you?
251
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You said he wasn't your manager!
252
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Band splitting up?
253
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Yeah, I knew this would happen.
254
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No, and go away.
255
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You're dripping Popsicle
all over yourself.
256
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Or am I dripping knowledge? Fact!
257
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Lainey doesn't need any of you
258
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'cause she has the best
manager of all time
259
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who started yesterday... me.
260
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You hear that? I'm going solo, not you.
261
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Doesn't matter 'cause I just went solo
262
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right here in this moment.
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You both can't go solo
because then I'm left alone,
264
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- and I have to go solo, too.
- Don't blame me.
265
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I only went solo because
Lainey went solo first.
266
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Actually, it just so
happens my solo project
267
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- needs a drummer.
- Done.
268
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Okay, toy time's over, moron.
269
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This isn't toy time.
270
00:09:14,310 --> 00:09:16,580
It's the "Transformers"/
"Star Wars" crossover event
271
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the world's been begging for.
272
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That's gibberish for "toy time,"
and you're too old for it.
273
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Here's how actual normal
adult people have fun.
274
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It's just a book of postage.
275
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It's a collection of stamps.
276
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Ohh, I get it.
277
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See, you grew up in olden times
278
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when there were no toys.
279
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All you had were dolls
made out of corn cobs
280
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and a stick and a hoop.
281
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That's why you're an angry, broken man
282
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who thinks stamps are a hobby.
283
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Learn about stamps or
you're grounded, moron.
284
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Fine. I'll give your tiny,
lickable history squares
285
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a stupid chance.
286
00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:49,560
And if you take to them,
maybe my stamp collection
287
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can become our stamp collection.
288
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I can have the stamps?
289
00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:53,996
I don't see why not as
long as you give up
290
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plastic toys and robits.
291
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Come to think of it,
292
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I may actually get a lot
out of these things.
293
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That day, I really came to
appreciate my dad's stamps...
294
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by using them as actual stamps.
295
00:10:05,260 --> 00:10:06,800
Buckle up, Pops.
296
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Your favorite grandson is guaranteed
297
00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:10,430
to win the contest of a lifetime.
298
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I see what this is.
299
00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,900
You rigged the contest, huh?
300
00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:15,770
I did that with the peaches.
301
00:10:15,810 --> 00:10:17,630
No, I won this fair and square.
302
00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,470
I mailed in over 600 entries.
303
00:10:19,510 --> 00:10:22,080
Whoa! Where'd you get the
dough for all that postage?
304
00:10:22,110 --> 00:10:23,510
Dad gave me all his stamps.
305
00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:25,580
Those stamps aren't for mailing.
306
00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:26,980
They're for admiring.
307
00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:28,820
Chill! I thought of everything.
308
00:10:28,850 --> 00:10:30,120
See, when I win the contest,
309
00:10:30,150 --> 00:10:31,990
I get thousands of dollars in toys.
310
00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:34,060
I'll just sell a few bikes and Nintendos
311
00:10:34,090 --> 00:10:35,560
and buy back all of Dad's stamps.
312
00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:39,260
That actually makes a shred of sense.
313
00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:41,260
Okay, the big moment's here.
314
00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:43,300
This year, Toys "R" Us
received a record number
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2 million entries!
316
00:10:45,170 --> 00:10:47,380
- Wha... What he say?
- Oh, no.
317
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,970
And the winner is...
318
00:10:49,010 --> 00:10:50,370
Maria Hernandez!
319
00:10:50,410 --> 00:10:51,710
Oh, no.
320
00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:53,070
Oh, balls, no!
321
00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:55,350
- You didn't win.
- I know I didn't win, Pops!
322
00:10:55,410 --> 00:10:58,310
You're in serious trouble. Oh, no.
323
00:10:58,350 --> 00:10:59,820
Oh, no, I really am.
324
00:10:59,850 --> 00:11:01,020
Oh, no!
325
00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:02,050
Oh, no!
326
00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:06,110
After the Dropouts
were dropped by Erica,
327
00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:09,320
they decided to audition for
"Star Search" without her.
328
00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:13,210
♪ To me ♪
329
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,960
Dude, Ed McMahon is gonna spill
330
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,140
his giant tumbler of
scotch when he hears this.
331
00:11:18,150 --> 00:11:20,650
We are so the stars "Star
Search" is searching for.
332
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,350
What the hell?
333
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,350
You stole my audition song?
334
00:11:24,390 --> 00:11:25,650
You can't steal her song.
335
00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:27,520
Last time I checked,
Queen wrote the song.
336
00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:29,636
- We're just covering it.
- But she's right, Queen did write it.
337
00:11:29,660 --> 00:11:30,930
I'm doing the Rhapsody.
338
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,190
You can't have two Rhapsodies.
339
00:11:32,230 --> 00:11:33,476
That's true, you can't have two.
340
00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:34,600
Then pick another Rhapsody.
341
00:11:34,630 --> 00:11:36,546
- Maybe you should pick another?
- There's only one Rhapsody,
342
00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:37,800
and it's the Bohemian one.
343
00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:38,830
But it doesn't matter.
344
00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,376
Good luck with your little Queen cover.
345
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,599
I have a real manager,
346
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,809
and he already booked me a gig.
347
00:11:42,810 --> 00:11:43,840
- No way.
- What?
348
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:44,970
Managers book gigs?
349
00:11:45,010 --> 00:11:46,880
Oh, yeah. I'm playing the food court
350
00:11:46,910 --> 00:11:48,680
at the Willow Grove Mall tomorrow.
351
00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:51,080
The food court? But that has,
like, tons of foot traffic.
352
00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,110
And it's where I'm recording
my "Star Search" tape
353
00:11:53,150 --> 00:11:54,580
in front of a live audience.
354
00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:55,780
You can't do a live audition.
355
00:11:55,820 --> 00:11:57,296
You'll feed off the energy of the crowd.
356
00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:58,590
You can't do this to us.
357
00:11:58,620 --> 00:12:00,120
Managers book gigs?
358
00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,360
As Erica went Hollywood on her friends,
359
00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:04,439
I went to the one person
who could help me.
360
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,219
Momma! I have a very important
361
00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:07,229
stamp-based conundrum.
362
00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:09,460
Hold the Mahj, ladies.
Did you hear that?
363
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:12,630
My son is a very adult,
grown-up stamp-collector.
364
00:12:12,670 --> 00:12:14,200
Wow, good for you.
365
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,370
Yep, stamps are my thing,
366
00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:17,440
and I need to talk about
stamps right now over here.
367
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,770
Uh, Murray's even sharing
his incredibly rare
368
00:12:19,810 --> 00:12:22,080
and valuable stamp collection with Adam.
369
00:12:22,110 --> 00:12:23,610
He's really taken to it.
370
00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:25,910
Like a stamp to a letter.
Also, private convo now.
371
00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:27,656
You know, stamps aren't
even really a hobby.
372
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,990
They're more of a sound
financial investment.
373
00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:31,890
- Dad's stamps are gone!
- What?
374
00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,590
I used them on a toy contest to get toys
375
00:12:33,610 --> 00:12:34,620
'cause I want more toys.
376
00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:37,150
- We should go.
- No, stay. He didn't mean that.
377
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,430
Adam, tell my dear friends
378
00:12:38,460 --> 00:12:40,100
that you're a mature stamp gentleman.
379
00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:41,576
Who cares what these crazy bats think?
380
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,630
Dad's gonna kill me.
381
00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:44,270
Your instincts were right.
You should go.
382
00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,040
Hello, Willow Grove Mall,
383
00:12:48,070 --> 00:12:50,140
or as it shall henceforth be known,
384
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,900
Willow Groove Mall, am I right?
385
00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:56,080
Whoo! You are right!
386
00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:57,450
Thank you, lone sir.
387
00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,010
I am John Calabasas
388
00:12:59,050 --> 00:13:01,420
of John Calabasas Talent Management
389
00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:03,250
and Mall Recording Boothness.
390
00:13:03,290 --> 00:13:05,919
And today we're doing a live recording
391
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:09,040
for "Star Search"... audition tape.
392
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,290
I love you, Rikki Gold!
393
00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,290
You hear that? They
love you, Rikki Gold.
394
00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:14,560
By the way, I am totally
diggin' that name change.
395
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,320
Oh, it's 'cause, you know...
396
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:17,400
Yeah, I know.
397
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,300
Ladies and gentlemen without jobs,
398
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,940
I give you Rikki Gold!
399
00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:26,180
With that, Rikki Gold unleashed
the best song ever...
400
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,556
- ♪ Mama, just killed a man ♪
- ... in the worst way possible...
401
00:13:28,580 --> 00:13:31,780
... one person singing
a four-part harmony.
402
00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:32,910
♪ Bismillah ♪
403
00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:34,710
♪ No, we will not let him go ♪
404
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:35,766
♪ Let him go ♪
405
00:13:35,790 --> 00:13:36,850
♪ Bismillah ♪
406
00:13:36,890 --> 00:13:38,740
♪ Will not let him go ♪
♪ Let me go ♪
407
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:39,770
♪ Bismillah ♪
408
00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:41,556
♪ We will not let you go ♪
♪ Let me go ♪
409
00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:43,100
♪ Will not let you go ♪
♪ Let him go ♪
410
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:46,200
♪ Will not let you go ♪
♪ Never let you go-o-o-o-o ♪
411
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,599
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪
412
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,960
Uh, no.
413
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,020
No, no, no.
414
00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:53,840
Uh, sorry, folks.
415
00:13:53,870 --> 00:13:55,199
Thanks so much for coming out.
416
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,060
- There a problem?
- You're doing great.
417
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,410
One little note.
418
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,140
I'm quitting as your manager.
419
00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:02,100
You can't quit. I signed the contract.
420
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,010
This contract?
421
00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:05,450
Yeah.
422
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:06,950
This has been voided.
423
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,050
Sorry, kid. Not everybody
can be Freddie Mercury.
424
00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:10,250
Don't tell me that now.
425
00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:12,236
You're the one who told me
to ditch my best friends.
426
00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:13,680
Good luck with everything..
427
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,220
except music.
428
00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:17,690
While Erica's solo career was crumbling,
429
00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:19,279
me and my mom were trying
430
00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,940
to fix my dad's stamp collection.
431
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,300
Thanks for bailing me out
of this unforeseen accident
432
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,470
of not winning a nation-wide
toy contest, Mama.
433
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,600
Well, you owe me, Schmoo.
434
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,140
I spent butt-loads replacing
435
00:14:28,170 --> 00:14:30,170
every one of your
father's stupid stamps.
436
00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:32,640
Whoa-ho-ho. Guess who found us
437
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:36,510
a 1972 "Preserving Wetlands" stamp?
438
00:14:36,550 --> 00:14:37,680
Oh, yes.
439
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,120
Let's just put it in the
binder, and we will be...
440
00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:41,680
- These are not my stamps.
- What?
441
00:14:41,690 --> 00:14:43,420
These are most certainly your stamps.
442
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,520
No, no, no, my '39 Kitty Hawk
443
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,160
had a crease in the left-hand corner.
444
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,190
Maybe it got un-creased over time?
445
00:14:49,230 --> 00:14:50,890
You can't un-crease a stamp crease.
446
00:14:50,930 --> 00:14:52,090
You don't know that for sure.
447
00:14:52,130 --> 00:14:54,030
I know everything about stamps.
448
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:57,470
My first job was sorting mail
at the town post office.
449
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,870
Ohhh, balls.
450
00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:00,700
He's introducing new personal history.
451
00:15:00,740 --> 00:15:03,340
Even though that job was
long and mind-numbing,
452
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:06,140
I was happy to do it
'cause I just lost my mom.
453
00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:07,339
Ohhh, no!
454
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,110
I've re-opened a terrible
childhood wound.
455
00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:10,980
The only thing that
brought me joy that year
456
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,750
was learning about the colorful
postage from around the world.
457
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:16,120
Oh, no, those stamps hold
a deep emotional value!
458
00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:17,550
Of course they do.
459
00:15:17,590 --> 00:15:19,250
Those stamps made me happy.
460
00:15:19,290 --> 00:15:20,320
I want them back.
461
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:21,860
They're gone, dude.
462
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,590
Okay, I can explain.
463
00:15:24,630 --> 00:15:26,800
Don't explain. It won't help.
464
00:15:26,830 --> 00:15:28,200
Or will it?
465
00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:29,360
See, Toys "R" Us...
466
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,400
Toys?
467
00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:32,700
You ruined my stamps over toys?
468
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,200
Let's see how you like it.
469
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:38,690
- What are you doing?
- Ruining Adam's toy.
470
00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:39,770
That's Stretch Armstrong.
471
00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:40,940
He's made to be unbreakable.
472
00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:41,980
Ahh!
473
00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:44,560
Oh! Ha!
474
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,350
I broke the red one's head.
475
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,120
Nah, that just means you won.
476
00:15:48,150 --> 00:15:49,680
Say goodbye to these.
477
00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:53,090
Those are Wall Crawlers.
478
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,566
You're just playing
with them as intended.
479
00:15:54,590 --> 00:15:56,590
Bevy, I told you this would happen.
480
00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:58,660
I knew the moron would screw
up my favorite hobby.
481
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:01,260
But you said this was
just a smart investment
482
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:02,660
and not a hobby at all.
483
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,380
We both knew it was a hobby!
484
00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:06,780
My favorite hobby in the world.
485
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,840
Oh, God, are you... sad?
486
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,920
Enjoy your toys.
487
00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:15,359
Erica's solo career
488
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,620
may have crashed and burned,
489
00:16:16,650 --> 00:16:19,040
but The Dropouts were
about to be on fire.
490
00:16:19,050 --> 00:16:21,850
Hey, best friends. Huge news.
491
00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:24,109
I fired my manager, so
now I'm totally avail
492
00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:25,216
to get our band back together.
493
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,470
So, you blew it at the mall
and came crawling back
494
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,856
'cause you're a giant pile of failure?
495
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,050
What? No. I-It's like they say...
496
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,050
the music business is a friend business.
497
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,650
Stop. Yesterday, I was at
the mall flirting with
498
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,820
the totally hot manager
at Sunglass Kiosk.
499
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:38,880
His name is Randy.
500
00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:40,820
He wears tank tops even
though it's winter.
501
00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:43,460
He lives in a boat parked
in his parent's backyard.
502
00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:46,060
Anyway, I saw you bomb hard.
503
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:47,400
Oh, you saw that, huh?
504
00:16:47,430 --> 00:16:48,600
Don't listen to her, Erica.
505
00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:49,750
She likes a guy named Randy.
506
00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:51,870
Okay, so, question... would you be open
507
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,800
to the "crawling back to grovel" option?
508
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,019
Too late. We're about to record
509
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:56,139
our audition for "Star Search."
510
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,640
That's right. And we're about to make
511
00:16:57,670 --> 00:16:59,360
"Bohemian Rhapsody" even better.
512
00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:01,696
How do you make the greatest
rock song in the world better?
513
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,239
It's right there in the title...
514
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,240
"Bohemian Rap City."
515
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,950
Rap City.
516
00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:09,160
Wait. You think it's Rap City?
517
00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:11,999
Duh. How can they make a
song set in a rap city
518
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,320
and not have one single
sick rhyme or fresh beat?
519
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:15,370
Hit it!
520
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,640
♪ Mama ♪
521
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,210
♪ I'm so, so sorry ♪
522
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,810
♪ Just killed a man ♪
523
00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:21,550
♪ With the power of karate ♪
524
00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:23,850
♪ Put a gun against his head ♪
525
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:24,890
♪ And my foot ♪
526
00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,990
♪ Pulled my trigger, now he's dead ♪
527
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,320
♪ Killed him with my foot ♪
528
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:29,600
♪ Mama ♪
529
00:17:29,610 --> 00:17:33,080
- ♪ You gave birth to a ninja ♪
- ♪ Life had just begun ♪
530
00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:35,040
♪ Now they're locking up my feet ♪
531
00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:38,900
♪ But now I've gone and
thrown it all away ♪
532
00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:41,800
♪ Oh, I also hit him
with some nunchucks ♪
533
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:45,070
- ♪ Mama, oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
- ♪ I'm sorry that he died ♪
534
00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:48,040
♪ I'm sorry I committed foot homicide ♪
535
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:50,680
♪ Didn't mean to make you cry ♪
536
00:17:50,710 --> 00:17:51,750
♪ Whoops! ♪
537
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:56,210
♪ If I'm not back again
this time tomorrow ♪
538
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:59,520
- ♪ Carry on, carry on ♪
- ♪ Barry's gone, Barry's gone ♪
539
00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:02,840
- ♪ As if nothing really matters ♪
- ♪ And you'll lose the world's best rapper ♪
540
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,360
♪ Too late ♪
541
00:18:06,390 --> 00:18:07,760
♪ I can't unkick his face ♪
542
00:18:07,790 --> 00:18:09,630
♪ My time has come ♪
543
00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:11,160
♪ I'm moving to outer space ♪
544
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:14,400
- ♪ Send shivers down my spine ♪
- ♪ I'm also from Mars ♪
545
00:18:14,430 --> 00:18:16,540
♪ Body's aching all the time ♪
546
00:18:16,570 --> 00:18:18,100
♪ I forgot to mention that ♪
547
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,210
♪ Goodbye, everybody ♪
548
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,770
- ♪ I'm an alien ♪
- ♪ I've got to go ♪
549
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,680
♪ And I got no private parts, yo! ♪
550
00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:29,610
♪ Gotta leave you all
behind and face the truth ♪
551
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,480
♪ I'll miss you, Rap City ♪
552
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,850
- ♪ Mama, oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
- ♪ And so I sail past the moon ♪
553
00:18:34,890 --> 00:18:36,150
♪ Goodbye, Rap City ♪
554
00:18:36,190 --> 00:18:38,159
♪ Hope I see y'all soon ♪
555
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,820
♪ Blasting off to hyperspace ♪
556
00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:41,460
♪ Maybe you can follow me ♪
557
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:44,760
♪ That's where I'll be
starting my own rap colony ♪
558
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,970
♪ Chocolate milk fountains
on every street ♪
559
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,300
♪ And big golden statues
of my murderous feet ♪
560
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:54,740
♪ My name is Big Tasty,
and I am no comedian ♪
561
00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:56,340
♪ Just god of the universe ♪
562
00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:58,040
♪ Also I'm Bohemian ♪
563
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,740
- ♪ Mm, mm, mm ♪
- Okay, I'm gonna stop you there.
564
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:00,750
What?
565
00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:02,180
- We need you back.
- Really?
566
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:03,250
Well, let's be honest.
567
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,720
Our band needs its Freddie Mercury.
568
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:06,600
Come on, we both know that's you.
569
00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:09,080
Honestly, I-I thought it was you.
570
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,460
Actually, I realized today
that we don't need a frontman.
571
00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:14,719
You know what's worse than
bombing at some mall?
572
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,920
Having to do it alone.
573
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,180
Well, you'll never be alone again.
574
00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:22,200
Sometimes, you don't realize
how important something is
575
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,740
until it's gone, and you
do whatever it takes
576
00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:25,940
to find it again.
577
00:19:25,970 --> 00:19:27,300
- Hey.
- Don't.
578
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,320
The stamps are gone. It's over, okay?
579
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:32,580
Here. I got us tickets to
the Abington Stamp Expo.
580
00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:35,080
I heard there's an 80th
anniversary Pony Express
581
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,150
up for auction.
582
00:19:36,180 --> 00:19:37,950
Stop. You don't have to pretend to like
583
00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:39,580
my dumb hobby just for me.
584
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,140
No. I-I get it.
585
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:43,490
Stamps are more than just a hobby.
586
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,620
They were a bright spot
when you were a kid.
587
00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:46,980
You could say that.
588
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,740
Well, that's what all my
action figures are for me.
589
00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:53,230
No matter how old I am, these
toys remind me of a time
590
00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:56,640
when things were just
easy and fun, you know?
591
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,600
I do know. I really do.
592
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,940
So, what do you say we
make some new bright spots
593
00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:03,480
and go to your Stamp Expo?
594
00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:08,000
Let's go get that Pony Express.
595
00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:10,240
So often, we get carried away thinking
596
00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:12,200
we can do things better on our own.
597
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,400
The fact is, life is better
when you're part of a team.
598
00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:18,590
When you have people you
truly love backing you up,
599
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:21,530
everything rocks harder, sounds better,
600
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,340
- and shines brighter.
- _
601
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,439
_
602
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,670
And in the end, nothing
really matters more
603
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,500
than keeping the band together.
604
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:34,580
Ten years later... later...
605
00:20:34,690 --> 00:20:36,160
the Transformers have been dumped
606
00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:38,020
on the Junk Planet Trashatron!
607
00:20:38,090 --> 00:20:40,590
But look! Chewbacca and his
friends will save them.
608
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,460
_
609
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:43,739
I think we should go
610
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,099
check it out, Hammerhead!
611
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:47,330
Yes, that would be a good idea.
612
00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:50,000
Oh, no, the trash pile is collapsing!
613
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,420
Aah!
614
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,400
_
615
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,240
Stamps are our hobby.
616
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:56,710
_
617
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:58,860
We have a wide, wide selection
618
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,910
of very exotic stamps.
619
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:01,920
- Stop it!
- Aah!
620
00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:05,000
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