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Back in the '80s,
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I was obsessed with musical theater.
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From "Jesus Christ Superstar"
to "Phantom of the Opera,"
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I loved the stage.
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At least, most of the time.
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People, the moment has arrived.
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My dearest theater students
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and kids who do stage
crew for some reason...
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I work best in the shadows.
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No one cares, Dan.
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This year, William Penn
Academy will be performing
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the most important
musical of our time...
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"Fiddler on the Roof"!
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- Oh! Oh! Oh!
- Meh.
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"Meh"? Since when does Adam Goldberg
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"meh" a musical?
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Fiddler's just so heavy
and dreary and Russian.
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I'm more into the happy
toe-tapping musicals,
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like "Music Man" or "Pippin"
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or not "Fiddler."
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So, you're not gonna even audition?
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I wanted us to be Golde and Tevye.
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They're the power couple
of peasant Russia.
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Like Luke and Laura, but sadder.
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Sorry, girl. As long as
it's "Fiddler on the Roof,"
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I ain't doing it.
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You're doing it.
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But you hate all musicals with
every fiber of your being.
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Of course! They're long and boring,
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and they're about cats
or painting wagons.
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But "Fiddler on the Roof"? The best.
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Well, it reminds me of
Pops' sad relatives
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who visit us from the old country.
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Their clothes are all schmutzy
and smell like turnips.
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Adam, you have to do this play.
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Our people have a few special
things we're all proud of...
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Sandy Koufax, The Fonz, Sammy Davis Jr.,
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and "Fiddler on the Roof."
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Gah, fine!
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I'll audition to be in
the chorus or something.
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Absolutely not!
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In my house, it's Tevye or nothing.
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I don't want to be the lead!
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You're gonna be Tevye, damn it!
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Now put on my grandfather's
old Russian coat
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and sing for me.
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It's so heavy.
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Like the weight of a man
with too many daughters.
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How do I already smell? How?
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That's the smell of greatness.
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Now show me your shimmy.
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I don't wanna shimmy.
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Shimmy for your father,
damn it. Like this.
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It's in our blood and our shoulders.
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If that's how you shimmy, damn it,
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we got to go back to fundamentals.
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Come on, put your game face on. Do it!
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Stop riding my back, man!
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I'm doing my best.
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Stop. What's going on in here?
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Not now, Barry. Adam's form is off.
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I got to coach some sense into the kid.
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Sounds to me like a father
demanding perfection
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and telling his son
he's not good enough.
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That's exactly what's happening.
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- Damn it, I want that!
- Why?
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'Cause it's my dream
to have a sports dad
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who spazzes out in the stands and
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calls me a lazy failure
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who needs to play harder.
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Great. He's yours. Take him.
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Oh, no. If we're gonna win this part,
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we got to buckle down and dig in.
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Fine, forget sports!
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Whatever your dumb thing is, I'll do it.
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It's "Fiddler on the Roof."
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Great. I'll go on the roof
right now with a fiddle.
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You don't even have one!
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I'm gonna go bongo on the roof.
Where's the ladder?
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- Do not get the ladder.
- Ladder it is.
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Do not go in that garage and
touch my ladder, moron!
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I mean it!
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Too late, theater sports dad.
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I'll send a rope down for my bongos.
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It was November 1st, 1980-something,
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and my mom and sister
were helping Geoff prep
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for his SATs.
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I failed, didn't I? Oh, God, I failed.
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I'm not going to college!
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I'm gonna live under a bridge,
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and I'm gonna have to use
the wall as a bathroom.
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Dude, I am here for you.
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No matter how dumb
the test says you are.
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Okay, let's see.
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You got...
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1,540!
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Babe, I am so sorr... Wait, what?
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1,540?! Holy poop!
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Yeah, "Holy poop" is right.
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I can go to college now!
And a wide variety.
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Yes. Wow.
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That's, like, a super good score.
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Is it wrong? It must be wrong.
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I mean, how is that possible?
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Well, I mean, I get straight
As and I study all the time.
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Wait, did you not know I was smart?
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No! I mean, I do hear you
talk about homework a lot,
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but all I see is your cute, dumb face.
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Oh, young Geoffrey, your
mother is going to plotz.
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Aside from grandchildren,
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braggable SAT scores
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are the greatest gift a child can give.
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I know. I-I can for sure go to UCLA now.
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Wait, but that UC is in LA.
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And LA stands for Los Angeles.
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It's where my dad went.
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And doing what other
people want makes me happy
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'cause I'm a pleaser.
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Bye, babe. Love you.
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1,540.
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Holy!
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I can't believe this.
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That stupid goof-ass genius
is gonna leave Philly
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and never look back.
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Oh, well, can you blame him?
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Everybody in LA eats sushi
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and has hair just like their dog,
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and the cops are so nice
they can't solve crimes,
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so Axel Foley helps 'em.
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That's all from "Beverly Hills Cop."
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Oh, such a good movie.
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It has my name
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and that Axel Foley has
an infectious giggle.
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Stop talking about Axel Foley!
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I will not let Geoff go to LA.
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Oh, squishy...
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some things are just
out of your control.
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Not if I make sure he tanks those SATs.
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Shame on you for even
thinking such a thing.
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If it's one rule I live by,
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it's that you can't
smother your loved ones.
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Um, hello?
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Remember, I wanted to apply
to college in California?
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You tried to sabotage my SATs
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by teaching me fake vocabulary words.
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I swear on my life
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nothing like that has
even remotely happened.
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I came up with some more vocab
cards for you to memorize.
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Thanks, Mom.
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"Scubulence"?
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Yep, my mom taught Erica
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these absurd words
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so she'd tank her test and never leave.
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That's a weird word.
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I have made enormous strides
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as a human being and mama
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over the past few years.
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Truly, I have changed.
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No, you haven't.
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You've had the same
insane hair, sweaters,
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and obsession with your kids
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since forever.
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Erica. One of my biggest regrets
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was trying to fool you
with those fake SAT cards.
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Trust me... do not
make the same mistake.
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Damn it, you're right.
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I can't do to Geoff what you did to me.
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I could never stoop that low.
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And yet, she did.
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That day, my sister went
full Beverly Goldberg
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to keep the love of her life close by.
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Plorpf! Yes!
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While my sister was ready to con Geoff,
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I was trying to bargain
my way out of "Fiddler."
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Mr. Goldberg, welcome to
what I can only assume
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is the single most important
moment of your young life.
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Um, I'm thinking this year
we don't do this dance
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where I put you in the awkward position
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of having to give me a good part
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even though I can't sing or act.
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But won't your mom just march
down here and yell at me
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when I give you a lousy part
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because of your screechy voice?
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I give you my word,
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this year there will be
no Beverly Goldberg.
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I'm only here 'cause I
promised my dad I'd audition,
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so just throw me a few lines
and I'll be on my way.
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You got yourself a deal.
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And so I hatched my plan...
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... to half-ass my way
through "Fiddler."
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Dude, I got Lazar Wolf,
the handsome town stud.
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That's typecasting Dave Kim likes.
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I'm the constable.
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Six lines, no songs,
done by intermission.
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Dream role.
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Move. Move your tiny bodies.
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Let's go. Hey!
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Dad? What are you doing here?
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Today's our big day!
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I wanted to see our name
at the top of the roster.
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It's more near the bottom,
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but it's still a very meaty part...
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- the constable.
- What?
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We wanted Tevye or nothing.
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Well... Matt Schernecke got it.
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That scrub is Tevye?
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He's got a warbly voice
and no stage presence.
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What's that?
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- Mazel Tov, kid.
- Way to go, Matt.
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- Oh, okay.
- Don't worry, champ.
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I'll get you that part if
it's the last thing I do.
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No! Matt Schernecke is just
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a boy with a kind spirit!
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You do not do anything of the sort. I...
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Y-You promise to me, sir.
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95% of this game is mental.
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We're gonna go into Schernecke's head
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and make him crack.
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You just learn the lines.
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Me, I'll take care of Schernecke.
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That day, my dad wasn't the only one
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with a card up his sleeve.
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"Torkulent"?
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It means delighted and a little scared.
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"Flimjam"?
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To run backwards in a zig-zag pattern.
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Man, I didn't know any
of these SAT words.
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I'm so lucky I have you.
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You really are. I'm a great person.
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No, she's not.
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- Mom!
- I'm sorry, Geoffrey.
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As a yenta, I have to tell you,
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she is trying to keep
you from going to UCLA.
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C'mon, Erica would never do that.
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Who you gonna believe?
Your adoring girlfriend
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or this needy blond-helmeted
guilt monster?
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You, obviously.
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Our love is built on
an unbreakable trust
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that I cherish more than...
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Damn it, it's me!
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I'm a terrible person,
and you should just
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flimjam away from me as fast as you can.
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Oh, my God.
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My girlfriend would
actually tank my future
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just to be with me?
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You love me so much,
and I love you, too!
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Did not see that coming.
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Oh, man, I'd give anything for you
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to come with me to California!
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Wait, why can't I?
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LA is the center of the music business.
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They have a building
that looks like records.
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Well, you can't come with me because...
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Mom.
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You said you've changed, right?
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- Well, I have said that recently, yes.
- Then this is it.
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I'm asking for your support on this,
259
00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,420
and if you really have changed,
then there's no answer but yes.
260
00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,179
It's a yes.
261
00:08:06,180 --> 00:08:07,200
- What?
- Huh?
262
00:08:07,210 --> 00:08:08,220
- Yes.
- What is that?
263
00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:09,296
- I'm lost.
- Yes.
264
00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:10,940
- Was that yes?
- Yes.
265
00:08:11,020 --> 00:08:12,819
I think I heard it that
time. She said yes!
266
00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:13,860
Ahhh!
267
00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:15,219
See? Yes, I have...
268
00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:16,319
I have changed.
269
00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,489
I have changed so, so much, but, uh...
270
00:08:18,490 --> 00:08:19,589
Oh, Pops!
271
00:08:19,590 --> 00:08:20,860
He won't let you go.
272
00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:22,400
Go? Where? W-W-What?
273
00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:24,900
I-I just came in for an onion bialy.
274
00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,569
Erica wants to move to LA.
275
00:08:26,570 --> 00:08:27,580
LA?
276
00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:28,630
Wow!
277
00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:30,060
That's fantastic.
278
00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,000
Hollywood is so magical.
279
00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:33,790
- I'll for sure visit you.
- No!
280
00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:34,800
- What?
- Huh?
281
00:08:34,810 --> 00:08:36,819
Uh, to be clear, I have changed,
282
00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:38,249
and I totally support you,
283
00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:41,179
but, uh, your dad will not allow you
284
00:08:41,180 --> 00:08:43,120
to move to LA without knowing a soul.
285
00:08:43,180 --> 00:08:45,620
Well, actually, we have family there.
286
00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:47,080
Aunt Selma, remember?
287
00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,759
Wait, I have relatives there?
288
00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,720
Yes, thank you, Dad.
289
00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:52,520
Her daughter Marci's out there, too.
290
00:08:52,590 --> 00:08:54,359
She... She's in advertising.
291
00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:55,839
Thank you, Father. So helpful.
292
00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:58,499
She does all those catchy
commercial jingles.
293
00:08:58,500 --> 00:08:59,969
They pay very good money.
294
00:08:59,970 --> 00:09:01,620
- So helpful, Dad.
- Holy crap!
295
00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:03,900
I don't just have family
in LA... I have an in!
296
00:09:03,940 --> 00:09:05,219
You should send her a tape
297
00:09:05,220 --> 00:09:06,939
showing off your beautiful voice
298
00:09:06,940 --> 00:09:08,880
- so she can hire you.
- What a great idea
299
00:09:08,890 --> 00:09:10,360
no one asked you to suggest.
300
00:09:10,410 --> 00:09:12,100
I'm gonna go record
some jingles right now.
301
00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,549
I'm gonna go familiarize myself
302
00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:15,020
with the Los Angeles freeway system.
303
00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,359
Yep, my mom was cornered
304
00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:19,900
into acting like a changed mother.
305
00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:21,650
Meanwhile, I was doing whatever I could
306
00:09:21,660 --> 00:09:22,789
not to act in "Fiddler."
307
00:09:22,790 --> 00:09:24,720
Channel the character. You're Tevye.
308
00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:26,059
Take yourself there.
309
00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:27,920
And... perform.
310
00:09:31,730 --> 00:09:33,499
I'm having a hard time focusing.
311
00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:35,139
Balls! My dad's here to rattle
312
00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:36,219
- Schernecke's cage.
- Huh?
313
00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:38,020
- What?
- You heard me. This is bad.
314
00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,780
Mr. Goldberg,
315
00:09:39,790 --> 00:09:40,839
if you're gonna watch rehearsal,
316
00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:42,160
you have to respect my stage.
317
00:09:42,210 --> 00:09:43,750
Sure. It's your team. Manage it.
318
00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:44,760
All right.
319
00:09:44,770 --> 00:09:46,520
Take it from the top,
Matthew, all right?
320
00:09:46,550 --> 00:09:47,949
Be Tevye.
321
00:09:47,950 --> 00:09:51,280
Feel the burden of the humble dairyman
322
00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:52,640
with five handsome daughters.
323
00:09:52,650 --> 00:09:54,019
- Bah!
- Mr. Goldberg!
324
00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:56,040
I'm sorry. I don't buy this
325
00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,700
kid having five daughters. Do you?
326
00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,329
Yes. I buy it... enough.
327
00:09:59,330 --> 00:10:01,059
C'mon, the kid's a tomato can.
328
00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:02,959
Can't hit the broad side of his mark.
329
00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,460
This adult man is hurting my feelings.
330
00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:05,869
Sack up, Schernecke.
331
00:10:05,870 --> 00:10:07,939
You gotta have thick skin if you
want to make it in the big show.
332
00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,739
Adam, is your dad gonna
be here the whole time?
333
00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:11,660
I don't know, man. He
took the week off work.
334
00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,469
The whole thing's been off
the rails from the start.
335
00:10:13,470 --> 00:10:15,670
I just want my kid to
have a shot at the bigs.
336
00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:16,779
Fine. If you pipe down,
337
00:10:16,780 --> 00:10:18,109
I'll make him the understudy for Tevye.
338
00:10:18,110 --> 00:10:19,240
Does that work for you?
339
00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,680
So... that means I'll have no lines
340
00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:23,019
and get to just hang in the wings?
341
00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:24,560
'Cause yeah, that super works.
342
00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,349
Whoo! It's on now!
343
00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:28,740
You better watch your back, fake Tevye.
344
00:10:28,780 --> 00:10:30,280
'Cause we're comin' for ya.
345
00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,940
Dad, stop making veiled
threats to Matt Schernecke.
346
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,459
They're kind of not veiled at all.
347
00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:35,800
I'm so sorry.
348
00:10:37,730 --> 00:10:39,120
With her sights set on LA,
349
00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:40,879
my sister prepped an epic audition
350
00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,260
to get into the jingle business.
351
00:10:42,270 --> 00:10:44,800
Hello and welcome, product
lovers of all ages.
352
00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:48,270
Prepare to be delighted by
my delightful jingle medley.
353
00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:51,200
I'm already delighted, but
I'm prepared for more.
354
00:10:51,260 --> 00:10:55,549
♪ The best part of waking
up is Folgers in your... ♪
355
00:10:55,550 --> 00:10:58,349
♪ Plop-plop, fizz-fizz,
oh, what a relief... ♪
356
00:10:58,350 --> 00:11:00,659
♪ Honeycomb's big, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪
357
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,100
♪ Gimme a break, gimme a break ♪
358
00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,350
♪ What would you do-oo-ooh for... ♪
359
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,429
♪ An Oscar Mayer wiener... ♪
360
00:11:07,430 --> 00:11:08,729
♪ By Mennen! ♪
361
00:11:08,730 --> 00:11:11,860
♪ Mommy, wow, I'm a big kid... ♪
362
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,180
♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
363
00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:16,460
♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
364
00:11:16,470 --> 00:11:18,579
Wow! I don't know what half of
365
00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:20,540
those are selling, but I'm buying.
366
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,520
- Mom, what do you think?
- Please no!
367
00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:24,109
- What?
- Ugh...
368
00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:27,080
Got some bad news from
cousin Marci last night.
369
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,810
Just out of the blue like that?
370
00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:30,640
You haven't talked in 15 years.
371
00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:33,289
Yeah, well, I've been missing her.
372
00:11:33,290 --> 00:11:34,950
And it's a good thing I called, too,
373
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,440
because she told me that,
for legal reasons,
374
00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:41,390
she can't listen to jingles
from existing products.
375
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,960
But I worked so hard on these.
376
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,299
I was gonna mail her a tape.
377
00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,569
No! No, you can't.
378
00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:49,760
It has to do with, uh, torts
and briefs and subpoenas.
379
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,139
I could've been a lawyer,
so it made sense to me.
380
00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:53,909
Well, how am I gonna impress
her with my jingle voice
381
00:11:53,910 --> 00:11:55,360
if I can't do any jingles?
382
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:56,679
Good news...
383
00:11:56,680 --> 00:12:00,360
she... told me about some, uh...
384
00:12:00,380 --> 00:12:02,880
new products that have
yet to be jingled.
385
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,720
Name it, and I'll sing it. Hit me.
386
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,800
Even though my mom swore she changed,
387
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,900
in the end, she couldn't help but lie.
388
00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:11,140
Dr. Steinman's... Butt Grease.
389
00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:13,459
I'm very curious about this product.
390
00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:17,420
Dr. Steinman's a very
respected tushie surgeon.
391
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,930
He developed the healing
ointment himself,
392
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,640
and now he's sharing it with the world.
393
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,739
Steinman... I got to sing that?
394
00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:25,269
It's not so easy on the ear.
395
00:12:25,270 --> 00:12:26,300
It's not great.
396
00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:29,400
But yet, the next one is even worse.
397
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,249
Barnaby's Baltic Sea Juice.
398
00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:33,579
I don't want that product.
399
00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:34,779
There's more.
400
00:12:34,780 --> 00:12:37,980
Magellan's Ol' Fashioned Year Round Nog
401
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,659
for people who want eggnog,
402
00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:40,889
but not just at Christmas.
403
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,919
I'd like a good 'nog in the summer.
404
00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,629
Well, if it's up to me,
you're gonna get one.
405
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,220
And I know you can do it, schmoo.
406
00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:48,220
And if not, you can
just live here forever.
407
00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,529
We'll play it by ear.
408
00:12:49,530 --> 00:12:51,180
Thanks for always being
there for me, Mom.
409
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,499
You're awesome.
410
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,460
Time to get jingling.
411
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,679
Okay, Adam, time to run
that choreography,
412
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:57,690
so give me the shimmy.
413
00:12:57,740 --> 00:12:58,750
I was back at rehearsal,
414
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,860
but unfortunately, so was my dad.
415
00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,679
Is that all you got, AG?
416
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,080
Put your bat on the ball.
Let the big dog eat!
417
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,849
When Matt's dad heard
I got the understudy,
418
00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:08,679
he came to check out the competition.
419
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,980
Come on there, Matty boy.
Just how we practiced.
420
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:14,700
Turns out the only thing worse
than one sports dad is two.
421
00:13:14,820 --> 00:13:15,880
First, they cheered.
422
00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:16,890
- Come on, AG!
- Come on, now! Let's go.
423
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,120
- Go big or go home, Matty boy.
- Look alive!
424
00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:21,160
- Then, they bragged.
- My son is a five-tool player.
425
00:13:21,170 --> 00:13:25,180
He sings, dances, acts,
juggles, and mimes.
426
00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:27,850
- Next came the insults.
- Give it a rest, Schernecke.
427
00:13:27,870 --> 00:13:29,240
Your kid's no Tevye.
428
00:13:29,270 --> 00:13:31,300
That wheelbarrow's got more charisma.
429
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,409
- What did you say?
- And then the head games.
430
00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:35,540
Afraid we're gonna take
your spot in the rotation?
431
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,720
- 'Cause you should be.
- Oh, please.
432
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,639
Your son deedle dye-dles
433
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,770
when he should be dye-dle deedle-ing!
434
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,849
And finally, the gloves came off.
435
00:13:43,850 --> 00:13:45,219
Stop kicking it on me first!
436
00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:46,640
Our dads suck.
437
00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:47,650
They really do.
438
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,419
As our sports dads ruined theater,
439
00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:51,589
Erica was rehearsing
songs for fake products
440
00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:52,940
my mom lied to her about.
441
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:56,020
♪ It's for your bottom,
but it's the tops ♪
442
00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:59,129
♪ Find happiness in just a glop ♪
443
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,500
♪ From Dr. Steinman to every shop ♪
444
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:04,760
♪ The one butt grease that never stops ♪
445
00:14:06,610 --> 00:14:08,879
Wow. That is... shockingly good.
446
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,479
It's already stuck in my
head and driving me nuts.
447
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:11,540
You're a genius.
448
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:13,440
And that's not all!
449
00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:16,579
♪ Pour it cold or drink it warm ♪
450
00:14:16,580 --> 00:14:19,219
♪ It's like seafood in liquid form ♪
451
00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:22,500
♪ It's Barnaby's, the juice of the sea ♪
452
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,220
Wow. You really worked hard on these.
453
00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:26,690
Okay, there's gonna
be lines out the door
454
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,229
to drink that salty fish juice.
455
00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:30,160
And this next one is dedicated to you.
456
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,680
Oh, that's not necessary.
457
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:32,700
No, it is.
458
00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:35,340
You talked to Marci and made
all this happen for me.
459
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:37,400
You have changed, and I love you.
460
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,900
Just focus on the song.
461
00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:41,610
♪ You gotta remember, 'nog
ain't just for December ♪
462
00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:44,040
♪ You can 'nog all summer afternoon... ♪
463
00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:45,949
- It's all a lie!
- What?
464
00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:47,549
None of these products are real,
465
00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:50,280
and frankly, I don't get
how you thought they were.
466
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:53,100
'Cause you swore it was
real and that you changed!
467
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,759
Okay, I'm sorry I freaked
out about you moving,
468
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,039
but good thing is,
469
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,100
I stopped before any damage was done.
470
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,690
But there was damage!
471
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,120
So much damage!
472
00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:04,500
I sent these insane jingles to Marci.
473
00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:07,000
- Wazzat?
- I sent her a cassette!
474
00:15:07,070 --> 00:15:08,569
She's gonna think I'm some crazy person
475
00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:11,439
who peddles weird oyster
water and all-purpose 'nog.
476
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,069
There is no going back from this.
477
00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:14,560
Okay, Mama will fix it.
478
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,809
I'll call Marci and explain everything.
479
00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:18,779
Sure, explain how it's my SATs
480
00:15:18,780 --> 00:15:20,260
all over again, but worse.
481
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,779
Don't say that.
482
00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:23,249
It's true.
483
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:25,919
For the first time since
dropping out of college,
484
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,419
I had hope.
485
00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:28,520
Thanks a lot.
486
00:15:34,070 --> 00:15:36,360
My sports dad embarrassed
me in the theater world,
487
00:15:36,380 --> 00:15:38,100
and I was ready to close the curtain.
488
00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:41,120
Stupid heavy jacket
from the old country!
489
00:15:41,210 --> 00:15:42,639
Whoaaa.
490
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:43,720
Everything okay, man?
491
00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:46,549
No, Ruben Amaro Jr.,
everything's not okay.
492
00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:48,110
What happened, bro?
493
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,096
You break up with that girl
who dated me freshman year?
494
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,360
No, and I'd prefer we not discuss that.
495
00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:54,079
It's my dad. He insists on coming
496
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,500
to every single practice.
497
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,859
I hear ya. My dad comes
to every practice, too.
498
00:15:57,860 --> 00:15:59,680
So you get how much it sucks.
499
00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:01,459
No. My dad's my best friend.
500
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,840
I'm almost done, champ!
501
00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:04,360
Let's warm up that arm before practice.
502
00:16:04,370 --> 00:16:05,540
Be there in a minute, Pop.
503
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,769
Just talking to my ex-girlfriend's
little boyfriend here.
504
00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:09,620
I love how you're always
there for everyone.
505
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:10,839
You taught me well, Dad.
506
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:11,900
I love you, son.
507
00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:12,960
I love you more!
508
00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:16,070
Wow. This is just like the total
opposite of my experience.
509
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,080
What can I say?
510
00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:18,609
Ruben Sr. was an athlete himself,
511
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:20,380
so he knows how crazy
sports dads can get.
512
00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:21,679
I re-gripped your bat, buddy.
513
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:22,980
Super thoughtful, Dad!
514
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:26,049
Yeah, last thing he wants
is for me to get burnt out
515
00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:28,040
so I fake an injury or quit altogether.
516
00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:30,400
You're right! I can
totally fake an injury!
517
00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:32,429
I'll pretend I lost my
voice so I can't sing.
518
00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:33,990
Wait, what sport do you play?
519
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,900
The greatest sport of all... theater.
520
00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:38,280
Yeah, I kinda wish I knew
that before I got involved.
521
00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:40,269
There you are, AG.
522
00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:42,680
Come on, you got the call.
You're goin' in.
523
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,569
Bad news. Lost my voice.
Whatcha gonna do?
524
00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:47,839
Hydrate it. Suck on a lozenge.
525
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,880
Get back out there!
526
00:16:48,890 --> 00:16:50,679
Ruben, get away from
that demanding father.
527
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,540
- He'll kill your spirit.
- On it, Pop.
528
00:16:52,550 --> 00:16:53,560
Who the hell's that?
529
00:16:53,570 --> 00:16:55,779
That is the wonderful
father of Ruben Amaro Jr.
530
00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:58,340
named Ruben Amaro Sr.,
and I wish that was us.
531
00:16:58,390 --> 00:17:00,489
That is us! I'm here.
532
00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:01,919
I'm trying to help you, you moron!
533
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,940
Well, you're not!
534
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,929
I hate this play, and now
I hate all musicals.
535
00:17:05,930 --> 00:17:08,799
So thank you for taking my
favorite thing in the world
536
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,280
and ruining it.
537
00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:15,560
Schmoo?
538
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,600
Save your schmoos. I don't
want to hear it from you.
539
00:17:17,610 --> 00:17:19,480
I just got off the phone
with cousin Marci.
540
00:17:19,510 --> 00:17:21,139
Oh, God, well, what did you do now?
541
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,279
Nothing.
542
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,879
Apparently, Marci played
your jingles for her office,
543
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,749
and they loved 'em.
544
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,540
Thought it was a bold stunt.
545
00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:29,720
Stunt?
546
00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:32,420
You gave me those songs to make
me look like a crazy person.
547
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:33,960
Well, they don't need to know that.
548
00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:36,570
That's great, but it doesn't
make up for the fact
549
00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:39,829
that you sabotaged me and
you're never gonna change.
550
00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:41,059
I know.
551
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,129
Truth is, I am a selfish,
scheming mama bear
552
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,499
who can't let her kids leave
553
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,860
because she loves them so damn much.
554
00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:49,739
And the worst thing is,
555
00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:52,520
I'll be like this 'til I'm 75 years old.
556
00:17:52,970 --> 00:17:55,600
If that's your way of saying
I'm sorry, it's not working.
557
00:17:55,810 --> 00:17:59,149
I knew you were gonna say that.
558
00:17:59,150 --> 00:18:02,400
So I thought maybe some new
flash cards might help.
559
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,449
_
560
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,680
Don't.
561
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,720
_
562
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,560
Really not helping.
563
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,420
_
564
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:12,600
God.
565
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,540
_
566
00:18:14,550 --> 00:18:15,560
Still a no.
567
00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:18,040
_
568
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,020
"Rapplepop," really?
569
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:24,120
_
570
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,580
Even if I'm in Los Angeles?
571
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,960
_
572
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,280
_
573
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,620
How did you know I was gonna ask that?
574
00:18:37,820 --> 00:18:40,540
'Cause I know you better
than anyone, schmoo.
575
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,780
And the one thing about me
that'll never change...
576
00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:46,290
is how much I rapplepop you.
577
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,900
I rapplepop you too, Mom.
578
00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:00,670
Whatcha doing?
579
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,680
Thinking about joining
the baseball team.
580
00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:05,979
All the dads there seem to
be very kind and supportive.
581
00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:07,360
I deserve that.
582
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,719
If you're just gonna yell at me again...
583
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,419
I'm really not.
584
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:12,800
All I want is for you to follow me.
585
00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:14,350
And for the first time ever,
586
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:18,220
my dad was the one who
shared a home movie with me.
587
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,790
Okay, what am I looking at?
588
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,800
Me.
589
00:19:23,810 --> 00:19:25,569
You were in "Fiddler"?
590
00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:27,300
I played Tevye.
591
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,239
I only auditioned because
my dad loved the play.
592
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,369
But Pop-Pop hates everything.
593
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,009
Not this.
594
00:19:34,010 --> 00:19:35,560
He was so proud.
595
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,979
He would sit in the
front row every night.
596
00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:39,649
And for the first time,
597
00:19:39,650 --> 00:19:42,460
I felt close to the guy, you know?
598
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,680
So... that's why this
means so much to you?
599
00:19:45,690 --> 00:19:47,119
I know it's stupid.
600
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,059
But I just wanted us
to have the same thing
601
00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:50,789
I had with my dad.
602
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,290
In that moment, I realized why my father
603
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,929
became a crazed sports dad
when it came to "Fiddler."
604
00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:57,660
He wasn't trying to live through me.
605
00:19:57,670 --> 00:20:00,940
He was trying to connect
the only way he knew how.
606
00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:02,869
And with a little perspective,
607
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:06,320
I finally understood just
how great of a play it was.
608
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,509
Sometimes, it's hard to understand
609
00:20:08,510 --> 00:20:11,240
why the people we love
act the way they do.
610
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:13,080
But when you put your trust in them,
611
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:15,949
that's when the real
traditions come to life.
612
00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:25,100
_
613
00:20:26,890 --> 00:20:33,720
_
614
00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:36,020
Okay, everyone shut your faces.
615
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,180
Dad, I've decided who I'm gonna
616
00:20:38,190 --> 00:20:39,419
be in "Fiddler on the Roof"
617
00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:40,580
so you can finally be
618
00:20:40,590 --> 00:20:41,759
my sports theater Dad.
619
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,089
- His sports what?
- Don't ask.
620
00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:44,620
I shall be Lazer Wolf.
621
00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:46,059
Stop! The play's over!
622
00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:47,429
Ahh.
623
00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:48,999
You're trying to motivate me.
624
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,769
Well, Lazer Wolf never quits
'cause he's got lasers!
625
00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:55,069
Moron! Lazar Wolf is the
respected town butcher.
626
00:20:57,670 --> 00:20:59,839
I don't know what any of that was.
627
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:00,969
It's for the best.
628
00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:04,920
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