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How do you want me?
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Oh, that's good. Yeah, just...
Just get comfortable.
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I'm a little nervous.
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You're doing great.
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A little to the right there,
gorgeous.
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- Okay. Like this?
- Oh, that a girl.
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Yeah. Okay.
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- You ready?
- Yeah.
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- You're blushing, Dorothy.
- Don't blush, Kathy.
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Oh, Kathy.
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Okay, and big smile.
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Kathy Regan.
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I will always remember...
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...the game against Fairfield.
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That one final kick.
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State champion, senior year.
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Hunter McCaffrey.
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I will always remember...
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...all the great times
with the dirty dozen...
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...and macking all
the honeys.
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Cindy K. Tina B.
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Michelle H. Goddamn!
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Just too many to remember.
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I'll always remember
lacrosse champions.
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All the glory days with
the boys.
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I will always remember...
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...the math-club madmen...
28
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...making the perfect
fake ID's...
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...which lasted six seconds
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- Troy Cochran.
- Troy Cochran.
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- Troy gives good head.
- Fuck you!
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I'll always remember...
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Seniors!
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...the senior prank.
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Matthew Kidman.
I will always remember...
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YEARBOOK MEMORIES FORM
SENIORS ONLY!
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NAME: MATTHEW KIDMAN
I'll always remember...
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Yeah, well, I told you
I wanted to try out.
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We'd like to honor
a student...
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...who has shown outstanding
leadership.
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We have no doubt that
he will be one...
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...of the great politicians
in Washington.
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Georgetown
UNIVERSITY
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The award for
the brightest leader...
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...of tomorrow,
Matthew Kidman.
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- I'm in! I'm in!
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Georgetown!
They gave it to you!
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Hey, Jenny.
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Yeah, dude, come on.
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SENIOR PROM
DO YOU HAVE THE FEVER?!
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- Do you have the fever?
- No.
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Why? Do you?
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I don't know. Maybe.
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How about you?
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I just gotta fuck something.
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I said, everybody say, "Ho!"
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You know what I say?
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I say, this prom is gonna be
off the hook! Do you feel me?
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Security's gonna be tight.
Get wasted before you show up.
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That's enough!
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That's enough. I can wait.
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I can wait, people.
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Now, it is your
student-council president...
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...who has a few announcements
to make.
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Thanks, Mr. Salinger.
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All right, how you doing?
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Okay, let's start off
with Operation Get Samnang.
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Sam Young, baby!
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Yeah.
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Well, we did it.
We raised the 25,000 dollars...
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...so now we can bring the genius
Samnang out of Cambodia...
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...and bring him here
to study at Westport.
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Speaking of which,
Samnang sent us a new tape.
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Show that shit!
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Show it!
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Hi, everyone, it's Samnang.
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Sam Young!
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I am very excited to be
coming soon. Are you excited?
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I told my class that I am coming
to America. They were sad.
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I am so happy.
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- I wanna bang you!
- Go, Cougars!
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How do they just skip class
every day and go to the beach?
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Because they just don't care.
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Let's go with them.
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- Seriously, let's just do it.
- Why?
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Because, I mean,
we never do anything.
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I mean, we're graduating. We
should be going nuts right now.
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Let's just do something.
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I am doing something,
I'm going to class.
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Klitz, you already got
into Yale.
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I mean, it doesn't
matter anymore.
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Yeah, Klitz, you pussy.
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- Well, why don't you go?
- Yeah, come on. Let's go.
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Beach is for fags, man.
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- The beach is for fags?
- Yeah.
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You know what?
You guys are fags.
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Everyone to the beach!
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Let's go! Lock them
and load them, dude.
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WESTPORT HIGH SCHOOL
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Fuck it.
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SCHOOL
SECURITY
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Personal power means
the ability to act...
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...the ability to take action.
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STOP
CHECK-OUT WITH SECURITY
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Three steps to personal power
are necessary for results.
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Here's number one step
to personal power.
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It's called energy.
Energy.
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When you wake up feeling
really lethargic, really lousy...
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...do you usually
jump up and go...?
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Oh, shit.
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Hey! Pull it over!
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Pull it over! Pull...
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Oh, well, you're home early.
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I postponed yearbook.
I gotta work on my speech
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- Hi, Mr. Peterson.
- Mr. President.
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- Mrs. Peterson.
- Congratulations.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Congratulations. Georgetown.
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Wow, you must be flying.
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It's cool.
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What's the speech
you're working on?
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Oh, it's for this scholarship
I need to get so I can...
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...actually go to Georgetown.
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It's pretty expensive.
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What kind of scholarship
is it?
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What do they give it for?
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It's for the student who best
demonstrates moral fiber.
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Oh, moral fiber. Well, that's...
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- Oh, I'm sure you'll get it.
- Thanks. I mean, I hope so.
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I mean, there's some stiff
Competition...
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...and they only pick
one of us...
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...so I'll just have to blow
them away with my speech.
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Okay, so why do I deserve
this scholarship?
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1. MAKE EYE CONTACT
2. BE CHARMING 3. JFK!
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00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,904
...can do for you
but what you can do..."
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00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,609
John F. Kennedy once said,
"Ask not what
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00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:01,919
Look, I don't know
who she is.
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00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:05,284
I'm just saying that
this girl was unbelievable.
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I mean, she was
like this angel.
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I mean, she had this smile.
I mean, you should have seen it.
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- So did you bang her?
- Oh, yeah, yeah. I banged her.
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That's what a man does,
okay?
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- Yeah. Okay, Eli.
- Good.
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Oh, my God. She's so hot.
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- What channel, dude?
- No, the girl next door.
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I can see her through
my window.
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How's the rack?
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- God, who is this girl?
- How's the rack?
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- Hold on. Relax.
- No. You relax.
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Be a man and go over there.
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Okay. Say what?
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I don't know. Get off your
ass and do something. Fuck!
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- Hey, what are you doing?
- What?
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Hey, dude, seriously,
I told you...
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...it really freaks me out
when you watch that while...
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...you're talking to me.
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Just learn to like it.
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Oh, my God.
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What? Matt, what?
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Matt!
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Dude, what the fuck?!
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Shit!
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- Yes?
- I'm sorry.
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- Dan.
- What's going on?
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Matthew!
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Matthew, come down here.
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- What are you doing up there?
- Nothing.
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Come down here.
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00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:46,614
This is Danielle.
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00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:50,778
You know Mrs. Clark from
next door. Danielle's her niece.
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Danielle just told us
something very interesting.
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Mrs. Clark is in Africa for
two weeks with her church group.
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Did you know that?
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Anyway, Danielle just came
in from Los Angeles...
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...and she's housesitting
while her aunt's away.
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Why don't you show
her around.
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Such a long road, you know.
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- What are we doing?
- Did you like what you saw?
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What are you talking about?
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Okay, I saw you for,
like, an instant.
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- An instant?
- Yeah.
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It was no big deal.
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No, no, it was... It was a
big deal, but it's just that...
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I didn't...
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:01,920
So, what are we gonna
do about this?
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I mean, I said I was sorry.
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00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:11,501
What?
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You saw me...
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Yeah, right, like I'm gonna
strip right here?
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Are you serious?
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No.
193
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,551
No. No, never gonna happen.
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The whole package.
195
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No, come on,
this is good enough.
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Jesus! Come on,
will you relax?
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Frigging psycho.
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There. You happy now?
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Yep.
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Hey! Wait!
201
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,729
No!
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00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,727
Jesus. Sorry.
203
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,569
You're an asshole.
It's not funny.
204
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,746
It's a little funny.
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00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:32,182
Come on.
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00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,614
Let me in. Let me in.
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00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,025
It's not funny.
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00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:49,962
It's a little funny.
209
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,249
So, what else do you do
besides torture people?
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00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:08,683
- Seriously, what's your story?
- I don't know.
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00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,483
I kind of just quit my job.
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00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:15,324
I want to start over.
Maybe go to college.
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00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:25,465
So are you here
alone or what?
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- What?
- Just ask.
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Do you have a boyfriend?
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No.
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Aren't you gonna ask me
if I have a girlfriend?
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No.01:18:45.04\01:18:46.13
Okay.
219
00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:51,387
So you're about to graduate.
You must be going nuts right now.
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Yeah.
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00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:58,999
I mean, it's just been
off the hook, you know?
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00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:00,831
- Really?
- Yeah.
223
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,338
So, what's the craziest thing
you've done lately?
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Oh, I mean, it's hard to tell,
you know, because we...
225
00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:09,806
I've just done so much
nuts stuff. I mean...
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It's just off the hook,
off the walls. I mean...
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You haven't done anything,
have you?
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No.
229
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It's kind of... It's kind
of been my problem lately.
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Come on, there's gotta
be something.
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What about your girlfriend?
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Okay.
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We can figure this out.
You just need a girl.
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What kind of girl?
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Definitely someone cute.
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00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,375
Definitely.
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Someone who can make
him laugh.
238
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,584
But he also needs someone
who's gonna push him.
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00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,958
Someone who's gonna
make him do...
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...things he never thought
he could do.
241
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:59,663
Like stripping
in the middle of the street?
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00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:25,381
- Well, thanks for the ride.
- No problem.
243
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,095
Well...
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00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,827
...good night.
245
00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:39,435
Good night.
246
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:45,665
"Good night"?
What are you, gay?
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00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:50,838
- I would have nailed her.
- Ok, you wouldn't have nailed her.
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00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:53,313
- Whatever, dude.
- And, you know, secondly...
249
00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:56,214
...you know,
the vibe was not right.
250
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:59,720
The vibe wasn't right? She comes
to your house and makes you strip.
251
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:02,449
What does she have to do,
sit on your face?
252
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,020
Come on, bitch.
253
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:08,928
- Damn. Should have kissed her.
- Are you okay? Dude?
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00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,863
All right, you all have
this graph, correct?
255
00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:15,471
Good. Let's move along then.
256
00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:17,402
Now, it's a very simple
equation here.
257
00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:19,875
Somebody give me
the answer to this.
258
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,147
All right, if no one knows
the answer to this...
259
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:29,552
Looking at this calculation,
what does this make us think of?
260
00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:36,557
Questions on this?
261
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:06,922
Good news, ladies and gentlemen.
Pop-quiz time.
262
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:54,231
That's Samnang Sok.
He's this complete genius.
263
00:22:54,439 --> 00:22:56,430
So we raised all
this money for him...
264
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,600
...to come here and
study at our school.
265
00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:02,007
- Who's "we"?
- Well, I mean, I did...
266
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,739
...but he could be
the next Einstein, you know.
267
00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:07,475
You know,
he could cure cancer.
268
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,623
Let's go.
269
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:24,193
So, what do you wanna do?
270
00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:28,634
What?
271
00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:33,008
I'm not stripping again.
272
00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:35,640
Come on.
273
00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:51,791
Danielle!
274
00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:54,722
Come on.
Where are you going?
275
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,614
Hey, come on,
let's get out of here.
276
00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:13,578
How do you know
no one's home?
277
00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:15,309
- I don't.
- Come on.
278
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,044
Seriously, this is nuts.
279
00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:30,000
Oh, boxers.
280
00:24:30,569 --> 00:24:35,006
I always wear boxers. You just
caught me on a weird day.
281
00:24:46,785 --> 00:24:50,448
So, what's the craziest thing
you've done lately?
282
00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:54,957
This is right up there.
283
00:25:07,973 --> 00:25:09,907
Oh, my God.
284
00:25:12,777 --> 00:25:14,574
- That's Mr. Salinger.
- Who?
285
00:25:14,779 --> 00:25:16,713
That's my principal.
Seriously, let's go.
286
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,042
- It's not funny.
- It's a little funny.
287
00:25:23,788 --> 00:25:25,551
Hey.
288
00:25:27,959 --> 00:25:29,984
Just go with it.
289
00:25:50,348 --> 00:25:53,283
Dude, I'm kind of uncomfortable
watching this with you.
290
00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:55,919
Dude, learn to like it.
291
00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:02,920
I'm all wet. Can I come in?
292
00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:12,997
Hey, guys. This is Danielle.
293
00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:16,332
You must be Eli. And Klitz.
Right.
294
00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:18,441
Hey, come on,
we're all going out.
295
00:26:18,643 --> 00:26:23,307
- Can I use your bathroom first?
- Oh, it's over here to the left.
296
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:32,151
- Dude.
- I know.
297
00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:34,120
Dude.
298
00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:35,691
I know.
299
00:26:51,209 --> 00:26:53,302
- Dude, what are we doing here?
- Yeah, I know.
300
00:26:53,511 --> 00:26:54,910
Guys, seriously, it's gonna get...
301
00:26:55,013 --> 00:26:56,844
...broken up, like,
any second now, right?
302
00:26:58,717 --> 00:27:00,014
Guys?
303
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,724
- Get the fuck out of here!
- Sorry.
304
00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:29,006
Go.
305
00:27:29,848 --> 00:27:32,715
- So, what do you wanna do?
- Let's just chill.
306
00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:34,680
Hi, guys.
307
00:27:36,721 --> 00:27:39,747
- Is this your party?
- No, it's a friend of mine's.
308
00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:42,388
- I'm Hunter.
- Danielle.
309
00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:44,391
This is Matthew.
310
00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:46,826
- Hey, Matt, what's up?
- What's up?
311
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,057
Can I get you something
to drink?
312
00:27:49,634 --> 00:27:50,965
- Yeah.
- Hey, man, what's up?
313
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,966
- Can you come here for a second?
- Yeah.
314
00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:55,230
No, it's cool. They're pals.
315
00:27:56,141 --> 00:27:57,403
What's up?
316
00:27:57,609 --> 00:28:00,271
Yeah, man, this party's
getting kind of full, bro.
317
00:28:00,478 --> 00:28:03,811
- Yeah, so?
- So you're gonna have to take off.
318
00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:06,415
- Really?
- Yeah.
319
00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:11,086
Okay, but I'm with her.
I mean...
320
00:28:11,289 --> 00:28:13,257
Oh, it's cool, dude.
She's taken care of.
321
00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,292
There's the door.
322
00:28:43,788 --> 00:28:45,585
Yo, man!
323
00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:48,156
When's Samsung getting here?
324
00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:50,919
- Samnang.
- Yeah!
325
00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:53,095
I love him.
326
00:28:53,298 --> 00:28:57,462
Dude, I'm gonna do that little
guy when he gets here.
327
00:28:57,669 --> 00:28:59,432
Hard.
328
00:29:00,805 --> 00:29:03,035
Cool, dude.
I'm sure he'll like that.
329
00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:05,471
Sam Young!
330
00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:10,972
Excuse me.
331
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,632
- Dude.
- I know.
332
00:30:08,573 --> 00:30:11,474
- What?
- You're coming with me. Right now.
333
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,371
Everybody out. Let's move.
334
00:30:19,417 --> 00:30:24,218
I said out, minions! Move! Move!
Faster, you little maggots.
335
00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:29,750
- So how's everything going?
- Fine.
336
00:30:29,961 --> 00:30:32,521
Is everything, you know,
okay at home?
337
00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:34,527
All right, what?
338
00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:36,862
Perhaps you should have a seat.
339
00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:39,502
Perhaps you should bite me.
340
00:30:40,071 --> 00:30:41,766
Perhaps.
341
00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:46,266
Matthew...
342
00:30:46,477 --> 00:30:49,446
...we live in a crazy,
mixed-up world.
343
00:30:49,647 --> 00:30:53,014
Crazy, but, oh, so beautiful.
344
00:31:11,169 --> 00:31:13,228
Excellent, grasshopper.
345
00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:17,067
And now for the final task
of your training.
346
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:24,246
You're gonna need a harder piece
of wood than that, cowboy.
347
00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:28,448
- That's not her.
- Yeah, it is.
348
00:31:37,662 --> 00:31:40,256
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yeah.
349
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,642
Matt! Matt! Dude, you're
missing the best part.
350
00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:56,874
Fuck! Fuck!
351
00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:00,677
Settle down, tiger.
I know. I know.
352
00:32:00,885 --> 00:32:02,944
It's not funny.
Seriously, get away from me.
353
00:32:03,154 --> 00:32:05,554
- Dude, don't mess this up.
- Mess what up?
354
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,384
Matt, she's a porn star,
okay?
355
00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:10,389
Take her to a motel room
and bang her like a beast.
356
00:32:10,628 --> 00:32:12,323
Eli, I like this girl.
357
00:32:12,530 --> 00:32:15,328
And you can still like her
with your penis inside her.
358
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,129
I'm telling you,
you're gonna regret this.
359
00:32:18,336 --> 00:32:20,566
What would JFK do?
You know he'd tap that ass.
360
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,797
Eli, I'm never gonna
see her again.
361
00:32:22,907 --> 00:32:24,135
Oh, you know what? Fine.
362
00:32:24,342 --> 00:32:25,741
- Fine.
- Fine!
363
00:32:26,577 --> 00:32:27,737
Goddamn it, Matt.
364
00:32:27,845 --> 00:32:30,973
I swear to God, if you don't
fuck her, I'll kill myself!
365
00:32:31,182 --> 00:32:37,052
Matt, please. Please, Matt.
Fuck her for me. For me!
366
00:32:49,067 --> 00:32:51,501
- Oh, Marci, you're so funny.
- Oh, thanks.
367
00:32:54,605 --> 00:32:57,199
- I just saw you naked.
- What?
368
00:32:57,408 --> 00:32:59,899
Don't worry, honey,
you were only 2 days old.
369
00:33:00,111 --> 00:33:02,204
- Let's see what else we have.
- Why are you here?
370
00:33:02,413 --> 00:33:03,880
I just came here to say hi.
371
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:06,443
Hi.
372
00:33:06,684 --> 00:33:08,174
Look at this one of him.
373
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,519
Hey, buddy.
374
00:33:19,197 --> 00:33:22,064
- That one's the best.
- It is. He looks so adorable.
375
00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:24,359
He looks really...
Oh, that's such a good one.
376
00:33:24,569 --> 00:33:27,299
- Here you go, Danielle.
- Oh, thanks.
377
00:33:35,113 --> 00:33:37,411
- Thattagirl.
- This is a cute one.
378
00:33:37,615 --> 00:33:39,446
Oh, who's your daddy?
379
00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:43,148
So you were going to school
in Los Angeles?
380
00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:46,118
For a while. But then I started
working on other things.
381
00:33:46,324 --> 00:33:48,588
Oh, what kind of things?
382
00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:52,059
Let me show you.
383
00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:02,636
Jesus!
384
00:34:07,278 --> 00:34:09,610
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I don't know, I...
385
00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:11,973
I don't feel so good.
386
00:34:16,654 --> 00:34:19,145
What can I do to make you
feel better?
387
00:34:34,172 --> 00:34:35,935
I think I'm feeling
a lot better now.
388
00:34:36,174 --> 00:34:39,109
- We can go out another night.
- No, we're going out tonight.
389
00:34:39,677 --> 00:34:42,009
- You sure?
- Positive.
390
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,814
- I don't know if I can do this.
- Yes, you can.
391
00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:51,853
But tonight, be the man.
392
00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:55,516
First off, act like
you don't even like her.
393
00:34:55,726 --> 00:34:58,320
- Hey.
- Hey.
394
00:34:58,529 --> 00:35:03,159
Second, get her drunk.
Really drunk, okay?
395
00:35:03,401 --> 00:35:05,961
That way the true porn star
will come out in her.
396
00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:12,776
Here, I... I got us something.
397
00:35:15,813 --> 00:35:17,838
Bourbon?
398
00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:21,348
- Are you trying to get me drunk?
- No, what?
399
00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:25,420
- I thought you like to rock.
- "Like to rock?"
400
00:35:26,023 --> 00:35:28,583
Last and most important...
401
00:35:28,826 --> 00:35:31,056
...always be touching her,
Matt.
402
00:35:31,262 --> 00:35:33,856
That tells her you came here
to get down tonight.
403
00:35:37,602 --> 00:35:39,661
What are we doing?
404
00:35:40,838 --> 00:35:42,738
Just chilling.
405
00:35:46,844 --> 00:35:48,744
Hey, look.
406
00:35:49,213 --> 00:35:50,510
MOTEL
Glen Capri
407
00:35:53,384 --> 00:35:59,016
Maybe we should get a room.
408
00:36:00,057 --> 00:36:01,547
Okay.
409
00:36:08,566 --> 00:36:10,557
Here it is.
410
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,455
This is... This is really nice.
411
00:36:32,823 --> 00:36:34,757
TV.
412
00:36:35,259 --> 00:36:36,658
Air conditioner.
413
00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,758
Got a little lamp there.
414
00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:42,724
Is that Monet?
415
00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:48,433
What?
416
00:36:48,906 --> 00:36:52,103
- What are you thinking?
- What are you thinking?
417
00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:56,443
I don't know.
418
00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:08,316
Do you wanna fuck me?
419
00:37:15,933 --> 00:37:18,026
Come here.
420
00:37:35,353 --> 00:37:36,945
How do you want me?
421
00:37:38,689 --> 00:37:40,179
Why are you doing this?
422
00:37:41,392 --> 00:37:43,053
What?
423
00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:45,355
This.
424
00:37:47,198 --> 00:37:49,666
Isn't this what you want?
425
00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:53,027
To fuck a porn star
in a cheap motel room?
426
00:37:58,042 --> 00:38:00,636
So this is what
you think of me.
427
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,048
- Danielle, wait. I'm sorry.
- Let me guess.
428
00:38:05,249 --> 00:38:06,841
You saw a tape,
and you thought:
429
00:38:07,051 --> 00:38:09,349
"What the hell?
She does it for a living, right?"
430
00:38:09,553 --> 00:38:12,818
- Eli told me to do it.
- Oh, now that's a mature response.
431
00:38:13,057 --> 00:38:16,220
- Why didn't you just tell me?
- Because I didn't want to, okay?
432
00:38:19,263 --> 00:38:22,027
Because I loved the way
you looked at me.
433
00:38:23,501 --> 00:38:26,868
God, do you have
any idea how...?
434
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:29,763
Forget it.
435
00:38:30,007 --> 00:38:33,465
- Hold on.
- Fuck you.
436
00:38:47,725 --> 00:38:49,716
ONLY 9 DAYS LEFT!
SAMNANG
437
00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:56,595
You're done.
438
00:39:02,773 --> 00:39:04,070
WHY DO I DESERVE
THIS SCHOLARSHIP?
439
00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:26,421
Look, I'm an idiot, okay?
I saw the tape, and I freaked out.
440
00:39:26,664 --> 00:39:29,428
Hi. I'm coming in.
Can I come in?
441
00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:32,802
Look, I've just
been crazy lately.
442
00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:36,404
I mean, the whole scholarship
thing, you know, I mean...
443
00:39:36,607 --> 00:39:38,268
It's killing me, you know?
444
00:39:38,509 --> 00:39:41,273
But I'm not even
thinking about that.
445
00:39:41,512 --> 00:39:45,846
The only thing I care about
is you, you know?
446
00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:48,677
All I want is just for us
to go back to normal again.
447
00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:51,912
It's a real nice place
you got here, D.
448
00:39:53,090 --> 00:39:54,990
I...
449
00:40:07,204 --> 00:40:08,796
Can we...
450
00:40:09,507 --> 00:40:12,271
...talk about this later?
- Yeah.
451
00:40:14,712 --> 00:40:16,145
Sure.
452
00:40:33,030 --> 00:40:34,327
I like that.
453
00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:38,033
- What?
- What you said in there.
454
00:40:38,502 --> 00:40:39,867
Thanks.
455
00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:46,641
Kelly.
456
00:40:47,645 --> 00:40:49,203
Matthew.
457
00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,515
- So you're friends with D, huh?
- Yeah.
458
00:40:57,087 --> 00:41:00,853
Well, we're-
We're kind of going out.
459
00:41:03,594 --> 00:41:08,224
Look at you.
You are a forest fire.
460
00:41:09,033 --> 00:41:10,694
- Are we going?
- Yeah.
461
00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:12,532
You coming with us?
462
00:41:12,770 --> 00:41:15,364
- Where are you going?
- Can't. He's got school tomorrow.
463
00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:17,865
No, no, I'm cool.
Like, where are we going?
464
00:41:45,970 --> 00:41:47,870
Hey, there.
What can I get for you?
465
00:41:47,972 --> 00:41:49,940
We'll get two Scotch
rocks and...
466
00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:53,803
Make it three. Actually, I'll
have a Long Island iced tea.
467
00:41:57,481 --> 00:41:58,948
So, what grade are
you in, man?
468
00:41:59,049 --> 00:42:01,882
I'm a senior.
But I'm about to graduate.
469
00:42:02,086 --> 00:42:04,247
Congratulations. What's next?
470
00:42:04,655 --> 00:42:06,088
Georgetown, hopefully.
471
00:42:06,624 --> 00:42:09,184
- Matthew wants to be president.
- Really?
472
00:42:09,426 --> 00:42:10,916
- That's great, man.
- Yeah.
473
00:42:11,161 --> 00:42:13,186
How do you
two know each other?
474
00:42:13,797 --> 00:42:16,197
How do we know each other?
475
00:42:16,734 --> 00:42:20,568
- We used to work together.
- So you're, like, an actor?
476
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:24,167
No. Strictly producer.
477
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:28,277
But D and I also used to go out.
Excuse me a sec.
478
00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:31,442
So you guys went out?
479
00:42:33,751 --> 00:42:35,241
Thank you.
480
00:42:35,452 --> 00:42:37,443
Look, can we just talk?
481
00:42:38,255 --> 00:42:39,517
Talk.
482
00:42:41,025 --> 00:42:43,152
I don't know if this
is really the place.
483
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:47,990
- Why? What's wrong with it?
- No, nothing. It's fine, you know.
484
00:42:48,198 --> 00:42:50,132
It's one of my favorites.
485
00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:57,370
Hey, you got one for me?
486
00:43:06,317 --> 00:43:08,046
- What are you doing?
- What?
487
00:43:08,285 --> 00:43:09,775
Here.
488
00:43:11,355 --> 00:43:13,516
And you turn it like so:
489
00:43:20,164 --> 00:43:24,396
- Hey, where are you going?
- The bathroom. Is that okay?
490
00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,399
Yeah.
491
00:43:29,673 --> 00:43:32,005
So you're really into her,
huh?
492
00:43:32,209 --> 00:43:36,305
Hey. I get it, man, believe me.
She's gorgeous.
493
00:43:36,814 --> 00:43:39,180
I just think you'd want
someone more your age.
494
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:44,145
- She's my age.
- Yeah, I meant experience-wise.
495
00:43:44,355 --> 00:43:46,016
No offense.
496
00:43:47,224 --> 00:43:49,818
Don't worry about it.
I'm gonna take care of you.
497
00:43:51,762 --> 00:43:54,162
Oh, my God.
That's Mr. Peterson.
498
00:43:54,398 --> 00:44:55,485
That's my dad's
friend.
499
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:55,485
He comes over all
the time with his wife.
500
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:55,485
Really?
501
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:55,485
Hey, Peterson.
502
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:55,485
What? Dude,
what are you doing, man?
503
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:55,485
Yeah, you. Get over here.
504
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:55,485
Goddamn, Peterson, haven't
seen your black ass in ages.
505
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:55,485
- Do I know you?
- What the fuck's your problem?
506
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:55,485
- I...
- Just fucking with you, man.
507
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:55,485
Hey, you know my friend
Matty here, right?
508
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:55,485
- Matthew. Hi.
- Peterson, this is Matty's first time.
509
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:55,485
Why don't you buy him a dance.
510
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:55,485
So did you hear about
that scholarship yet?
511
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:55,485
No, big dinner's on Thursday.
512
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:55,654
So, what's it for again?
513
00:44:55,893 --> 00:44:57,952
The scholarship.
514
00:44:59,129 --> 00:45:01,120
It's for...
515
00:45:01,331 --> 00:45:03,492
...moral fiber.
516
00:45:06,270 --> 00:45:09,103
Me? A Teenage Daddy?
517
00:45:09,339 --> 00:45:11,864
Who is this guy?
Is he a porn producer?
518
00:45:11,975 --> 00:45:14,000
Klitz, shut up.
Now, the strippers.
519
00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:17,578
When you get a lap dance, were they
cool with you grabbing their ass?
520
00:45:17,781 --> 00:45:19,840
Dude. I'm trying to talk
about Danielle here.
521
00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:22,610
Fine. Selfish bitch.
522
00:45:22,820 --> 00:45:26,756
For teenagers, sexual intercourse
can be dangerous.
523
00:45:26,990 --> 00:45:28,582
Jesus, what hack made this?
524
00:45:28,826 --> 00:45:31,624
I could make a better sex-ed
film with my mom.
525
00:45:31,829 --> 00:45:33,626
Why don't they update this thing?
526
00:45:33,964 --> 00:45:36,125
Special events,
such as your senior prom...
527
00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:39,496
...place added pressure on young
teens to lose their virginity...
528
00:45:39,703 --> 00:45:42,171
...and also engage
in unprotected sex.
529
00:45:42,439 --> 00:45:44,168
9 months later...
530
00:45:45,709 --> 00:45:47,506
- Hello?
- Hey, Bob.
531
00:45:47,711 --> 00:45:48,905
We're all going
to the creek tonight.
532
00:45:49,012 --> 00:45:51,913
It's gonna be a gas.
You're coming, right?
533
00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:54,175
I can't, guys.
534
00:45:55,152 --> 00:45:58,280
I have a baby now.
535
00:45:59,690 --> 00:46:01,954
Because of prom.
536
00:46:02,392 --> 00:46:03,984
Dude.
537
00:46:05,696 --> 00:46:08,927
- What?
- Yeah, right.
538
00:46:09,466 --> 00:46:13,562
- You guys ever thought about it?
- No.
539
00:46:15,205 --> 00:46:17,196
I just think you guys
would be really hot.
540
00:46:17,407 --> 00:46:19,170
- You girls are 18, right?
- I am.
541
00:46:19,376 --> 00:46:21,367
- I will be in a month.
- Really?
542
00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:23,978
- You ever been photographed?
- A couple of times.
543
00:46:24,181 --> 00:46:26,547
Hey, you guys know Matty?
544
00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:29,651
I hung with him last night.
Guy's the tits.
545
00:46:30,187 --> 00:46:32,451
Here's my man.
546
00:46:33,023 --> 00:46:36,049
- How you doing?
- What's up, fellas?
547
00:46:38,929 --> 00:46:41,898
Matty, you didn't tell me
you got some serious burners...
548
00:46:41,999 --> 00:46:43,023
...at your school here.
549
00:46:43,233 --> 00:46:45,098
Oh, shut up.
You did not say that
550
00:46:45,302 --> 00:46:48,032
Hey, you know who's got
the killer bud?
551
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,565
This fucker right here.
552
00:46:54,044 --> 00:46:56,342
- What are you talking about?
- Yeah, come on.
553
00:46:56,547 --> 00:46:58,344
Yeah, you have some?
554
00:46:58,549 --> 00:47:00,039
Yeah, come on.
555
00:47:00,417 --> 00:47:03,045
- Holy shit.
- You guys should party.
556
00:47:03,287 --> 00:47:05,380
- Can l...?
- All right, we're out.
557
00:47:05,622 --> 00:47:07,715
- Hold on a sec.
- Where are you guys going?
558
00:47:07,925 --> 00:47:10,018
- We got things to do.
- Do you wanna hang out?
559
00:47:10,227 --> 00:47:14,027
- Hop in, fellas.
- Aren't you gonna photograph us?
560
00:47:16,967 --> 00:47:18,764
Always leave
them wanting more.
561
00:47:18,969 --> 00:47:20,732
Punch it!
562
00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:39,719
Man, there is
some talent here.
563
00:47:40,457 --> 00:47:43,392
You get those girls together
with those ass-bags there...
564
00:47:43,594 --> 00:47:45,892
...shoot them humping at,
like, a football...
565
00:47:45,996 --> 00:47:48,396
...game or at a prom,
that video would sell.
566
00:47:48,599 --> 00:47:50,590
Fuck, I'm good!
567
00:47:50,801 --> 00:47:54,965
How do I get these ideas?
It's like a gift, you know?
568
00:47:55,172 --> 00:47:56,605
It's like I can't control it.
569
00:48:00,611 --> 00:48:04,274
So, what are we doing, man?
570
00:48:08,118 --> 00:48:10,416
You know, you really didn't
have to come with me.
571
00:48:10,621 --> 00:48:14,352
It's cool.
I like running errands.
572
00:48:15,692 --> 00:48:18,991
So you raised 25 G's just
to bring this Chinese guy over.
573
00:48:19,196 --> 00:48:21,323
No, he's Cambodian.
574
00:48:21,698 --> 00:48:25,156
Okay, so that's 25,000
total deposited...
575
00:48:25,369 --> 00:48:27,929
...into the Operation
Get Samnang account.
576
00:48:28,305 --> 00:48:30,637
Hey, so you raised
all the money you needed.
577
00:48:30,841 --> 00:48:32,468
- Congratulations.
- Thanks.
578
00:48:32,676 --> 00:48:34,837
So is this Samnang
really as smart as they say?
579
00:48:35,045 --> 00:48:37,878
Well, he did teach himself
calculus without even using...
580
00:48:37,981 --> 00:48:39,471
...his textbooks, so...
581
00:48:39,683 --> 00:48:43,585
Those crazy little fuckers, man.
They sure know their numbers.
582
00:48:46,189 --> 00:48:49,784
Jeannie, this is my...
This is my student advisor.
583
00:48:49,784 --> 00:49:02,304
They really compliment
your coloring.
584
00:49:02,304 --> 00:49:02,304
Oh, you're Mr. Salinger?
585
00:49:02,304 --> 00:49:02,304
Just here to make sure
everything's up to par. Wow.
586
00:49:02,304 --> 00:49:02,304
- What?
- I love those earrings.
587
00:49:02,304 --> 00:49:02,304
Oh, thank you.
588
00:49:02,506 --> 00:49:04,497
Thanks. I just got back
from Cabo.
589
00:49:04,741 --> 00:49:06,140
- Did you?
- Yeah.
590
00:49:06,343 --> 00:49:09,141
Okay, well, we gotta go.
Thanks, Jeannie.
591
00:49:10,447 --> 00:49:12,540
Man, what were you doing...?
592
00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:14,842
There's a bar,
you sit with the people.
593
00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:15,850
You have been there.
594
00:49:16,053 --> 00:49:18,146
- See? I knew it.
- No, no.
595
00:49:18,355 --> 00:49:21,483
- This guy is unbelievable.
- You.
596
00:49:30,867 --> 00:49:33,495
- Where you guys going?
- Vegas, baby.
597
00:49:33,704 --> 00:49:38,607
We got the convention. Gotta press
the flesh, meet the fans.
598
00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:41,710
So that's it?
You're just going back?
599
00:49:41,912 --> 00:49:43,903
I don't belong here.
600
00:49:44,114 --> 00:49:47,743
What do you...? What do you mean?
What about starting over?
601
00:49:48,385 --> 00:49:49,750
This is what I am.
602
00:49:53,390 --> 00:49:56,154
All right, D, let's roll.
603
00:50:14,077 --> 00:50:17,604
- Dude, it's not your fault.
- No, it is my fault.
604
00:50:18,115 --> 00:50:21,243
If I hadn't been such a dick and
taken her to that motel room...
605
00:50:21,451 --> 00:50:23,817
Yeah, it was a little forward,
don't you think?
606
00:50:24,988 --> 00:50:26,478
- Dude.
- What?
607
00:50:26,723 --> 00:50:29,385
Matt, the point is,
she made her decision.
608
00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:32,260
There's nothing
you can do about it now.
609
00:50:37,467 --> 00:50:38,900
Yeah, there is.
610
00:50:46,343 --> 00:50:47,640
- Hey, Dad?
- Don't wait up.
611
00:50:47,844 --> 00:50:50,108
- I'll be late tonight.
- I'll watch it tomorrow.
612
00:50:50,313 --> 00:50:53,578
- Shark Week is all week long.
- God, I just wanna bang hot chicks.
613
00:51:05,762 --> 00:51:11,860
LAS VEGAS WELCOMES
THE ADULT FILM CONVENTION
614
00:51:41,865 --> 00:51:44,663
- Move it.
- Sorry.
615
00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:46,899
Big smile.
616
00:51:49,005 --> 00:51:50,973
- Sasha!
- Sasha!
617
00:51:57,547 --> 00:52:00,516
- Yo, man, no press.
- No, no. No, I'm not press.
618
00:52:00,917 --> 00:52:02,407
I'm still in high school,
okay?
619
00:52:02,519 --> 00:52:04,419
This is for my high school
video yearbook.
620
00:52:04,621 --> 00:52:05,918
I swear to God.
621
00:52:09,526 --> 00:52:10,993
That's right, bitch.
622
00:52:17,334 --> 00:52:18,892
Jesus, is that her?
623
00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:20,398
Athena.
624
00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:42,891
Give me a second, guys.
625
00:52:43,126 --> 00:52:44,753
- Athena!
- Athena!
626
00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:47,225
- Danielle.
- Athena! Athena!
627
00:52:47,430 --> 00:52:49,523
- Danielle.
- Come on! Athena, right here!
628
00:52:49,733 --> 00:52:53,191
- Work it, Athena.
- You are so hot, Athena.
629
00:52:55,939 --> 00:53:00,273
- Look, I'm sorry. I had to come.
- Asshole, I'm next.
630
00:53:01,144 --> 00:53:03,908
- I feel like this is all my fault.
- Who is this guy?
631
00:53:04,814 --> 00:53:08,716
- Will you at least look at me?
- Bend over.
632
00:53:08,952 --> 00:53:11,420
You're the best thing that
ever happened to me, okay?
633
00:53:11,655 --> 00:53:13,555
- Me too!
- Oh, Danielle.
634
00:53:13,790 --> 00:53:15,655
He's so sweet.
635
00:53:19,129 --> 00:53:20,653
Danielle.
636
00:53:20,931 --> 00:53:23,399
Nice job, dickwad.
637
00:53:23,633 --> 00:53:26,261
- Danielle.
- Hey, man, get me out of this thing.
638
00:53:26,469 --> 00:53:28,096
- Take me with you, dude.
- Danielle.
639
00:53:28,305 --> 00:53:30,865
Just leave me alone, please.
640
00:53:31,274 --> 00:53:33,242
Danielle.
641
00:53:34,711 --> 00:53:38,112
- Danielle, Danielle.
- Hugo, hi.
642
00:53:38,315 --> 00:53:40,875
Look at you.
You look fantastic.
643
00:53:43,987 --> 00:53:46,251
Just starting out,
and everyone knows your name.
644
00:53:46,456 --> 00:53:47,980
No, they don't.
645
00:53:48,191 --> 00:53:50,523
- So how's Kelly treating you?
- Okay.
646
00:53:50,727 --> 00:53:52,752
Just okay?
647
00:53:52,996 --> 00:53:55,123
Danielle, what do we know?
648
00:53:55,966 --> 00:53:59,766
What do we know? We know
that you should be with me.
649
00:53:59,970 --> 00:54:03,929
At the top.
Where the air is crisp.
650
00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:06,165
- Nice tan.
- Kelly.
651
00:54:06,376 --> 00:54:09,277
- What do we say?
- Fuck you.
652
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,511
Always with the big words.
653
00:54:12,716 --> 00:54:16,447
Danielle,
where the air is crisp.
654
00:54:18,321 --> 00:54:21,484
- What does that mean?
- Nothing. He's just being Hugo.
655
00:54:22,058 --> 00:54:24,720
Matty. What are you doing here?
656
00:54:26,963 --> 00:54:30,023
Look, Kelly, no offense, but I
really don't think Danielle...
657
00:54:30,233 --> 00:54:31,666
...wants to be here right now.
658
00:54:36,339 --> 00:54:39,706
Matthew, please just go home,
okay?
659
00:54:41,745 --> 00:54:43,576
Hey, D.
660
00:54:45,015 --> 00:54:48,507
I'm sorry, man. Come on.
Let's get out of here.
661
00:54:52,756 --> 00:54:54,348
What's up?
662
00:54:55,425 --> 00:54:57,325
It's not cute anymore.
663
00:54:57,527 --> 00:54:59,757
- What?
- Stop filling her head with that...
664
00:54:59,996 --> 00:55:03,488
- Do not piss me off.
- Hey, I thought we were friends.
665
00:55:04,901 --> 00:55:07,062
Friends don't fuck
with each other's business.
666
00:55:07,270 --> 00:55:10,171
And that's what this is,
my fucking business.
667
00:55:13,243 --> 00:55:14,608
What?
668
00:55:15,745 --> 00:55:17,906
What are you gonna do?
669
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:26,221
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Stay the fuck away from her.
670
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,856
Matt, seriously, man,
it's 2:00 in the morning.
671
00:55:33,063 --> 00:55:36,590
What about your thing tomorrow?
Okay, the scholarship dinner?
672
00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:39,863
Sorry, I gotta do this.
673
00:55:45,442 --> 00:55:48,900
Oh, by the way, if things get
bad, just bolt, okay?
674
00:55:49,112 --> 00:55:51,137
What? What do you mean,
"if things get bad"?
675
00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:52,645
Just bolt.
676
00:55:53,483 --> 00:55:54,245
Wait, what's he
talking about?
677
00:55:58,588 --> 00:56:00,818
You wanna get me a drink?
No, I'm just kidding.
678
00:56:13,169 --> 00:56:14,466
Hi.
679
00:56:20,110 --> 00:56:21,509
Dude...
680
00:56:21,711 --> 00:56:23,303
...am I ugly?
681
00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:28,114
What? No. No, man,
you're fine. Just relax.
682
00:56:28,318 --> 00:56:30,115
No, I'm ugly. I know it.
683
00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:35,916
- So, what do you guys do?
- I get freaky.
684
00:56:38,661 --> 00:56:41,289
- We're directors.
- Really?
685
00:56:41,531 --> 00:56:44,557
Would you guys ever wanna
use me in one of your movies?
686
00:56:45,902 --> 00:56:47,529
Hell, yeah, we'll use you.
687
00:56:47,737 --> 00:56:51,764
Baby, I'll do things to you
I wouldn't do to a farm animal.
688
00:56:52,008 --> 00:56:55,774
- What the fuck did you just say?
- Honey. These guys are directors.
689
00:56:55,979 --> 00:56:58,641
- And they wanna use me.
- Use you?
690
00:56:58,848 --> 00:57:01,646
Guys, this is my boyfriend,
Mule.
691
00:57:04,721 --> 00:57:06,154
Hi, Mule.
692
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:11,725
Let's do it.
693
00:57:12,829 --> 00:57:16,128
Man, you gotta use my girl, bro.
She's so good.
694
00:57:16,332 --> 00:57:18,027
I am. I really am.
695
00:57:18,501 --> 00:57:21,834
- You wanna give her a throw?
- Yeah, try me out.
696
00:57:22,772 --> 00:57:24,899
No, you know, no, I'm okay,
though, thank you.
697
00:57:25,141 --> 00:57:27,666
Well, come on.
At least feel her tits.
698
00:57:28,711 --> 00:57:31,009
I'm okay. I can't.
Thank you, though.
699
00:57:31,714 --> 00:57:34,615
Fuck it. I'll feel one.
700
00:57:45,795 --> 00:57:47,228
We're all set for tomorrow.
701
00:57:47,330 --> 00:57:51,232
Athena will be there,
ready to shoot. Right, babe?
702
00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:56,568
Not bad, huh?
Suckers cost me 6 grand.
703
00:57:56,773 --> 00:58:00,231
Yo, Mule, what the hell
are you doing?
704
00:58:00,743 --> 00:58:05,442
Steel, check it out, man.
These guys are directors.
705
00:58:05,782 --> 00:58:07,010
Man, these punks ain't
directors.
706
00:58:07,116 --> 00:58:10,017
They're in high school,
you idiot.
707
00:58:12,188 --> 00:58:14,281
Okay, here's the thing...
708
00:58:21,965 --> 00:58:24,263
Oh, shit!
709
00:58:27,103 --> 00:58:28,968
- Come on, Klitz, come on.
- Get off.
710
00:58:38,748 --> 00:58:40,773
Matty, time to go, time to go.
Time to go.
711
00:58:40,984 --> 00:58:43,043
- What happened?
- It got bad. Bolt. Bolt!
712
00:58:43,419 --> 00:58:45,546
- Dude, wait up.
- Fuck you, dude!
713
00:58:53,129 --> 00:58:54,118
Excuse me.
714
00:58:54,230 --> 00:58:57,461
I just wanna let you know,
I know who you really are.
715
00:59:00,036 --> 00:59:02,732
And you're better than this.
716
00:59:39,876 --> 00:59:41,776
IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM...
717
00:59:42,879 --> 00:59:44,813
Yeah?
718
00:59:52,155 --> 00:59:53,554
Need a ride to school?
719
00:59:57,927 --> 01:00:01,624
It's all you now. I mean,
now you can do whatever you want.
720
01:00:02,832 --> 01:00:04,663
Why do you believe
in me so much?
721
01:00:05,535 --> 01:00:07,503
I don't know. Maybe I'm stupid.
722
01:00:12,375 --> 01:00:16,038
- Good luck tonight.
- Thanks.
723
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,412
- Bye.
- Bye.
724
01:00:35,264 --> 01:00:36,822
Will you go to prom with me?
725
01:00:39,435 --> 01:00:40,925
What?
726
01:00:46,342 --> 01:00:48,674
I would love to.
727
01:00:52,081 --> 01:00:55,346
Now for the scientific
explanation. Anybody?
728
01:00:55,551 --> 01:00:57,382
JOHN F. KENNEDY once said:
ASK NOT...
729
01:00:59,722 --> 01:01:01,917
That's your speech?
730
01:01:02,759 --> 01:01:04,454
Yeah.
731
01:01:04,927 --> 01:01:07,054
You ready for tonight?
732
01:01:08,264 --> 01:01:10,425
Hey, don't worry, man.
You're gonna be great.
733
01:01:10,967 --> 01:01:12,730
I have to be.
734
01:01:25,148 --> 01:01:26,911
That bitch can't just
run away because...
735
01:01:27,016 --> 01:01:28,881
...she don't wanna fuck
on film anymore.
736
01:01:29,085 --> 01:01:30,712
May I help you?
737
01:01:32,655 --> 01:01:35,146
- Get up.
- Okay, okay.
738
01:01:43,666 --> 01:01:45,896
Stay in school.
739
01:01:49,505 --> 01:01:52,338
Look, I have the most important
dinner of my life tonight...
740
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:54,066
...so wherever we're going,
you know...
741
01:01:54,177 --> 01:01:56,077
...we just have to be
home by 6.
742
01:01:56,279 --> 01:01:58,474
Just so you know.
743
01:02:00,283 --> 01:02:02,649
Here he comes.
744
01:02:04,687 --> 01:02:07,247
- It's a cool ride, huh?
- Yeah, if you're a fag.
745
01:02:07,457 --> 01:02:10,585
- Jesus!
- It's cool, it's cool.
746
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,525
Get in.
747
01:02:24,707 --> 01:02:27,505
- Where are we going?
- I thought you were cool, man.
748
01:02:27,710 --> 01:02:29,837
I tried to be your friend,
and what do you do?
749
01:02:30,046 --> 01:02:31,775
- You fuck me.
- I didn't fuck you.
750
01:02:31,981 --> 01:02:34,449
She didn't show up on set
because of what you said.
751
01:02:34,650 --> 01:02:36,140
Now I'm out 30 grand.
752
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:41,422
- Guess who's paying me back.
- What? I don't have 30 grand.
753
01:02:41,657 --> 01:02:44,455
- Get your folks to help.
- They don't have that kind of money.
754
01:02:44,660 --> 01:02:50,462
Look, Kelly, I'm a problem solver,
all right? This is what I do. Okay?
755
01:02:50,666 --> 01:02:54,727
Let's just... Let's just think
outside of the box here.
756
01:02:55,238 --> 01:02:57,433
Look, she'll get a job,
I'll keep mowing...
757
01:02:57,540 --> 01:03:00,168
...lawns, and over time
we'll pay it down.
758
01:03:00,376 --> 01:03:03,004
You know? This can work.
We can do this.
759
01:03:03,212 --> 01:03:05,680
It'll be like a payment plan.
760
01:03:13,289 --> 01:03:16,156
- You really care about her, huh?
- Yeah, I really do.
761
01:03:16,359 --> 01:03:19,851
Yeah, I don't know. If I'm gonna
do this payment-plan thing...
762
01:03:20,062 --> 01:03:22,326
...I need a show of good faith,
you know?
763
01:03:22,565 --> 01:03:26,023
- Something concrete.
- Well, like what?
764
01:03:28,204 --> 01:03:29,535
A blowjob.
765
01:03:31,874 --> 01:03:34,104
No. I told you she's not gonna
do that anymore.
766
01:03:35,044 --> 01:03:37,069
Who said anything about her?
767
01:03:40,783 --> 01:03:44,742
Yeah, we're definitely
outside the box now, huh?
768
01:03:45,588 --> 01:03:50,025
Now, you gotta ask yourself,
how far are you willing to go?
769
01:03:52,328 --> 01:03:54,922
How much do you
really care about her?
770
01:04:00,102 --> 01:04:01,729
I'm joking, man.
771
01:04:04,407 --> 01:04:05,772
Relax.
772
01:04:07,410 --> 01:04:10,379
- Damn. Do I look gay to you?
- No, but, Jesus...
773
01:04:18,654 --> 01:04:19,780
You wanna be president?
774
01:04:19,889 --> 01:04:22,255
Let me tell you the first
rule of politics:
775
01:04:22,458 --> 01:04:26,792
Always know if the juice
is worth the squeeze.
776
01:04:26,996 --> 01:04:29,965
You know what that means?
It means you don't steal my girl...
777
01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:32,532
...unless you're ready
to accept the consequences.
778
01:04:38,341 --> 01:04:40,571
All right, I'm sorry, okay?
779
01:04:43,579 --> 01:04:46,480
That's gonna swell up like
a bitch. Here, take this.
780
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:53,188
I'm telling you,
it's gonna hurt like shit.
781
01:04:59,395 --> 01:05:05,356
I'm sorry I got upset.
I felt taken advantage of.
782
01:05:05,801 --> 01:05:09,328
Look, I'm not gonna be a dick.
I know she loves you.
783
01:05:09,605 --> 01:05:11,869
I'm gonna leave you guys alone.
784
01:05:11,974 --> 01:05:14,135
But now you're doing
something for me.
785
01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:27,382
Remember that ass-bag, Hugo,
from the convention?
786
01:05:27,657 --> 01:05:29,887
We used to be partners
a long time ago.
787
01:05:30,126 --> 01:05:33,095
One day, I had this killer
idea to make films set...
788
01:05:33,195 --> 01:05:34,093
...in real-life situations.
789
01:05:34,330 --> 01:05:37,390
You know, Real World porn.
790
01:05:37,633 --> 01:05:40,500
I told the idea to Hugo.
He says he'll think about it.
791
01:05:40,703 --> 01:05:42,796
And what does
that motherfucker do?
792
01:05:43,005 --> 01:05:46,566
Takes my best girl, starts
his own company with my idea...
793
01:05:46,776 --> 01:05:49,108
...and the guy makes millions.
794
01:05:49,345 --> 01:05:50,573
It's not the money
that pisses me off.
795
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:52,875
I mean, fuck,
it does piss me off...
796
01:05:53,082 --> 01:05:55,050
...but that's not it.
It's the perception.
797
01:05:55,251 --> 01:05:58,084
Everybody thinks Hugo's
the genius. It was my idea.
798
01:05:58,287 --> 01:06:02,053
It's like he's Simon,
and I'm Garfunkel.
799
01:06:02,858 --> 01:06:07,192
Look at me, man.
I'm fucking Garfunkel.
800
01:06:10,166 --> 01:06:15,263
- Look, seriously, I can't do this.
- Don't be a pussy. Nobody's home.
801
01:06:20,276 --> 01:06:23,677
- Why do you want this thing so bad?
- Because it should've been mine.
802
01:06:23,913 --> 01:06:26,211
- I'll grab it and leave.
- You don't understand...
803
01:06:26,415 --> 01:06:28,349
...I have to be at
a dinner in an hour.
804
01:06:28,451 --> 01:06:30,351
My whole life depends on it.
805
01:06:30,553 --> 01:06:32,282
You want me out
of Danielle's life?
806
01:06:32,388 --> 01:06:33,616
Yes, I do.
807
01:06:33,823 --> 01:06:36,348
- Then let's go.
- But wait, seriously.
808
01:06:36,559 --> 01:06:38,618
Sometimes, if you wanna do
something good...
809
01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:40,728
...you gotta do
something bad.
810
01:06:40,830 --> 01:06:43,264
Yeah, but this is breaking
and entering.
811
01:06:43,466 --> 01:06:45,866
This is politics.
812
01:06:50,206 --> 01:06:51,639
Hey.
813
01:06:51,841 --> 01:06:54,605
After this, we're cool, okay?
814
01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:59,280
You're all right, man.
815
01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:28,704
Yes.
816
01:07:29,011 --> 01:07:30,774
I'd like to report a robbery.
817
01:07:40,189 --> 01:07:42,350
AVN BEST PICTURE 1999
"CHITTY CHITTY GANG BANG"
818
01:07:42,558 --> 01:07:43,820
HUGO POSH PRODUCER
819
01:07:44,894 --> 01:07:47,294
Bang me.
820
01:07:49,265 --> 01:07:50,926
Cradle the balls.
821
01:08:03,512 --> 01:08:06,140
Stop! Stop! Help me!
822
01:08:06,382 --> 01:08:08,976
Help! Oh, fuck!
823
01:08:13,522 --> 01:08:15,285
Wait!
824
01:08:15,491 --> 01:08:16,822
Come on!
825
01:08:35,878 --> 01:08:37,812
Okay, so what time
does the dinner start?
826
01:08:38,013 --> 01:08:39,344
Six o'clock.
827
01:08:39,548 --> 01:08:42,483
- Why? What time is it now?
- 6:30.
828
01:08:42,718 --> 01:08:45,050
- Oh, my God.
- Dude, don't worry, all right?
829
01:08:45,254 --> 01:08:47,518
We'll get there.
You know what? Try and...
830
01:08:47,723 --> 01:08:51,591
- Dude, what are you doing?
- I don't know. I just...
831
01:08:52,595 --> 01:08:54,426
...feel so good.
832
01:09:03,272 --> 01:09:05,240
Oh, my God.
833
01:09:06,842 --> 01:09:08,935
I just feel so weird.
834
01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:11,443
Don't worry.
Ecstasy is not that bad.
835
01:09:11,714 --> 01:09:14,683
- What?
- Kelly likes dosing people with E.
836
01:09:15,751 --> 01:09:18,219
Oh, my God. Am I gonna die?
837
01:09:18,420 --> 01:09:22,447
No, no, no. It's okay, Matt.
You're gonna be fine. I promise.
838
01:09:22,725 --> 01:09:26,388
You're such a good friend, Klitzy.
I love you.
839
01:09:26,629 --> 01:09:28,722
I love you so much.
840
01:09:30,132 --> 01:09:32,066
This is gonna be amazing.
841
01:09:33,469 --> 01:09:35,334
Wait a second.
842
01:09:35,571 --> 01:09:37,436
Oh, my God.
843
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:39,631
WELCOME TO THE SHERIDAN
SCHOLARSHIP BANQUET
844
01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:44,772
You don't understand. It's
really kicking in right now.
845
01:09:44,980 --> 01:09:47,107
Just try not to talk
so much, okay?
846
01:09:47,216 --> 01:09:49,116
Talk so much?
I'm giving a speech.
847
01:09:49,318 --> 01:09:51,411
- It's okay. Just go with it.
- Wait, wait.
848
01:09:51,620 --> 01:09:52,587
In a few minutes, we'll begin
the speeches, and we hope...
849
01:10:02,765 --> 01:10:04,426
Thank you again
for coming to what...
850
01:10:04,533 --> 01:10:07,434
...promises to be a
very eventful evening.
851
01:10:10,005 --> 01:10:11,666
Matthew Kidman?
852
01:10:15,911 --> 01:10:17,242
My competition.
853
01:10:17,446 --> 01:10:20,779
- Hey, what's up, Ryan?
- Jesus, what happened to you?
854
01:10:20,983 --> 01:10:23,474
Just living life, my man.
855
01:10:23,686 --> 01:10:25,620
Mina, how are you?
856
01:10:25,821 --> 01:10:27,755
Okay. Just a little nervous.
857
01:10:27,957 --> 01:10:30,289
But you're a little temptress,
though, aren't you?
858
01:10:37,666 --> 01:10:39,327
Hey, buddy. How you doing?
859
01:10:39,535 --> 01:10:42,595
Hey. Thanks a lot,
thanks a lot.
860
01:11:06,762 --> 01:11:09,128
Hey, there's the big daddy.
861
01:11:09,365 --> 01:11:11,925
Matthew, what has been
going on with you?
862
01:11:12,167 --> 01:11:13,862
Some serious shit.
863
01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:16,970
But, Jesus, man,
it's good to see you.
864
01:11:17,206 --> 01:11:19,504
Will you excuse us, please?
865
01:11:21,210 --> 01:11:22,541
Oh, my God.
Am I blowing it?
866
01:11:22,745 --> 01:11:24,542
Just try and control yourself.
867
01:11:24,747 --> 01:11:28,012
- Just breathe, okay?
- All right.
868
01:11:32,921 --> 01:11:35,481
I have learned a lot
from my teachers.
869
01:11:36,592 --> 01:11:39,959
But my best teacher
has always been my mother...
870
01:11:40,195 --> 01:11:42,857
...a woman who worked three
jobs trying to support me...
871
01:11:43,065 --> 01:11:45,192
...ever since
I was a little ni�a.
872
01:11:45,401 --> 01:11:48,370
I will never forget the day
she said to me:
873
01:11:51,607 --> 01:11:54,371
And that is why I have always
tried to answer the call...
874
01:11:54,576 --> 01:11:56,237
...of the great
John F. Kennedy...
875
01:11:56,445 --> 01:12:00,040
...who urged us to
"Ask not what your country"...
876
01:12:09,658 --> 01:12:11,523
Let's see here...
877
01:12:11,727 --> 01:12:13,957
I can't speak a
foreign language...
878
01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:15,494
...so that's out.
879
01:12:15,731 --> 01:12:19,565
And l... I certainly
can't quote J.F.K. Now...
880
01:12:19,768 --> 01:12:22,293
...can I, Ryan? You know what?
881
01:12:22,538 --> 01:12:25,564
It's funny, I have this whole
speech prepared...
882
01:12:25,774 --> 01:12:28,299
...and I've been
practicing for weeks...
883
01:12:28,544 --> 01:12:30,375
...but you know what?
884
01:12:30,579 --> 01:12:32,046
I'm just gonna go with it.
885
01:12:35,150 --> 01:12:37,710
Moral fiber.
886
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:40,548
So, what is moral fiber?
I mean...
887
01:12:40,756 --> 01:12:44,123
It's funny, I used to think
it was always telling the truth...
888
01:12:44,326 --> 01:12:45,918
...doing good deeds.
889
01:12:46,128 --> 01:12:48,596
You know, basically
being a fucking Boy Scout.
890
01:12:50,432 --> 01:12:52,798
But lately, I've been seeing
it differently.
891
01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:56,103
Now I think that moral
fiber's about...
892
01:12:56,305 --> 01:12:58,603
...finding that one thing
you really care about.
893
01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:01,365
That one special thing
that means more...
894
01:13:01,477 --> 01:13:03,843
...to you than anything
else in the world.
895
01:13:05,614 --> 01:13:06,911
And when you find her...
896
01:13:08,283 --> 01:13:11,480
...you fight for her.
You risk it all.
897
01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:15,820
...your future, your life...
898
01:13:15,820 --> 01:13:15,820
You put her in front of
everything...
899
01:13:16,024 --> 01:13:17,651
...all of it.
900
01:13:18,594 --> 01:13:22,257
And maybe the stuff you do
to help her isn't so clean.
901
01:13:22,998 --> 01:13:24,659
You know what?
It doesn't matter.
902
01:13:26,969 --> 01:13:29,062
Because in your
heart you know...
903
01:13:29,905 --> 01:13:31,964
...that the juice
is worth the squeeze.
904
01:13:34,510 --> 01:13:36,808
That's what moral
fiber's all about.
905
01:14:00,569 --> 01:14:03,367
First, I'd just like to commend
the candidates on...
906
01:14:03,472 --> 01:14:05,633
...their impressive remarks.
907
01:14:06,742 --> 01:14:09,905
This year was a
very tough decision.
908
01:14:10,345 --> 01:14:14,679
And as much as we'd love to give
you all scholarships, we can't.
909
01:14:15,050 --> 01:14:18,315
And so I am proud to announce
the winner...
910
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:20,647
...of this year's
Sheridan scholarship:
911
01:14:26,061 --> 01:14:28,723
Ryan Winger.
912
01:15:09,505 --> 01:15:11,370
Oh, God, what happened?
913
01:15:12,407 --> 01:15:14,102
Yeah, I slipped.
914
01:15:14,309 --> 01:15:16,903
Listen, Jeannie,
Samnang's coming on Monday.
915
01:15:17,112 --> 01:15:19,546
- I know. How exciting.
- Yeah.
916
01:15:19,748 --> 01:15:21,716
So I'm gonna need
to close out the account.
917
01:15:21,950 --> 01:15:23,577
What do you mean?
918
01:15:23,785 --> 01:15:26,219
I mean I'm gonna need
to close out the account.
919
01:15:26,421 --> 01:15:29,288
- But it's already closed.
- What are you talking about?
920
01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:32,426
Your teacher came by yesterday
and cleared out the account.
921
01:15:32,661 --> 01:15:33,992
Who? What... What teacher?
922
01:15:34,229 --> 01:15:35,890
Your student advisor.
Mr. Salinger.
923
01:15:35,998 --> 01:15:37,898
The one you were
with the other day.
924
01:15:38,133 --> 01:15:41,466
Mr. Salinger? What are you...?
925
01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:53,575
Cambodia
926
01:15:53,815 --> 01:15:56,340
Samnang, what's wrong, my son?
927
01:15:56,785 --> 01:15:58,810
That Matthew Kidman.
928
01:15:59,021 --> 01:16:04,186
He fucked me, Mom.
He fucked me so bad.
929
01:16:04,393 --> 01:16:05,985
Son of a bitch.
930
01:16:09,298 --> 01:16:10,595
Oh, my God.
931
01:16:11,066 --> 01:16:12,658
- What's wrong?
- Jeannie...
932
01:16:13,635 --> 01:16:15,364
...didn't you ask
for ID or anything?
933
01:16:16,471 --> 01:16:19,372
You said he was
your student advisor.
934
01:16:19,474 --> 01:16:20,771
Oh, my God.
935
01:16:23,011 --> 01:16:25,377
- Jeannie, where are you going?
- To get the manager.
936
01:16:25,647 --> 01:16:27,137
No, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
937
01:16:28,183 --> 01:16:29,445
Matthew, what's going on?
938
01:16:29,985 --> 01:16:31,680
Look...
939
01:16:32,487 --> 01:16:34,512
...that guy wasn't
my student advisor.
940
01:16:35,857 --> 01:16:38,849
No, I know, I know.
I can get the money back.
941
01:16:39,061 --> 01:16:42,792
We just need to keep this
between me and you for now, okay?
942
01:16:43,398 --> 01:16:46,526
That's a great blouse, by the way.
Have you lost weight?
943
01:16:46,868 --> 01:16:48,665
No? No, wait, wait.
944
01:16:49,805 --> 01:16:51,033
Jeannie.
945
01:16:52,674 --> 01:16:55,575
You think about this.
This is your fault too. Right?
946
01:16:55,811 --> 01:16:58,302
You didn't ask for ID.
You didn't do anything.
947
01:16:58,547 --> 01:17:00,515
And I saw you flirting
with him too...
948
01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:01,708
...all right?
So unprofessional.
949
01:17:01,917 --> 01:17:03,851
You'll lose your job
over this.
950
01:17:03,952 --> 01:17:05,214
Don't threaten me,
you little shit.
951
01:17:05,420 --> 01:17:07,354
I could give a fuck about you
and your rice boy.
952
01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:08,821
I'm not getting fired.
953
01:17:09,057 --> 01:17:11,924
Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
Just... Please, I...
954
01:17:12,127 --> 01:17:14,322
Just... No one can ever
find out about this.
955
01:17:14,529 --> 01:17:17,327
If this gets out, I'll be expelled.
My life will be over.
956
01:17:17,566 --> 01:17:19,363
If that money isn't
back by Monday...
957
01:17:19,468 --> 01:17:21,436
...I wouldn't worry about
being expelled.
958
01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:23,298
I'd worry about going to jail.
959
01:17:25,574 --> 01:17:27,041
- Jeannie...
- Hi, Jeannie.
960
01:17:27,242 --> 01:17:29,073
Hi, Martin.
961
01:17:38,787 --> 01:17:40,084
BANK MANAGER
962
01:17:57,506 --> 01:17:59,599
Matthew, what's wrong?
963
01:17:59,808 --> 01:18:03,471
Matt, is there something
you want to talk about?
964
01:18:04,079 --> 01:18:06,741
Matthew, honey, what is it?
965
01:18:13,689 --> 01:18:16,749
- Hi.
- Come here.
966
01:18:24,199 --> 01:18:26,360
I'm in so much trouble.
967
01:18:39,014 --> 01:18:42,108
I can't believe
we're even thinking about this.
968
01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:47,953
Well, if you need that kind
of money by Monday...
969
01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:50,214
Yeah... What are we doing?
970
01:18:50,325 --> 01:18:52,156
I mean, I can't get you
involved in this.
971
01:18:52,427 --> 01:18:54,292
I want to do it.
972
01:18:54,663 --> 01:18:56,290
Why?
973
01:18:58,233 --> 01:19:00,258
Moral fiber.
974
01:19:02,337 --> 01:19:02,803
I'm in.
975
01:19:02,904 --> 01:19:04,701
You haven't heard
the whole plan yet.
976
01:19:04,940 --> 01:19:06,202
Doesn't matter.
977
01:19:06,441 --> 01:19:08,375
Fuck film school.
978
01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:12,104
This is gonna be huge.
This is gonna be my calling card.
979
01:19:13,715 --> 01:19:15,649
- No.
- Klitzy...
980
01:19:15,851 --> 01:19:17,648
- No way.
- Klitz...
981
01:19:17,853 --> 01:19:20,788
...you know I wouldn't ask for
this unless I really needed it.
982
01:19:21,022 --> 01:19:23,456
Matt believe me,
I want to help you, but... No.
983
01:19:23,692 --> 01:19:25,717
- We'll get expelled and...
- Klitz, shut up.
984
01:19:25,961 --> 01:19:28,225
Do me a favor, okay?
985
01:19:28,463 --> 01:19:31,990
Take a look at us, okay?
Take a good look at us.
986
01:19:32,701 --> 01:19:35,067
Do you know what we are,
the three of us?
987
01:19:37,973 --> 01:19:42,137
- What?
- We're a fucking tripod.
988
01:19:42,377 --> 01:19:44,572
- A tripod?
- Yeah.
989
01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:46,509
And you know what that means?
990
01:19:46,715 --> 01:19:50,446
That means that if you kick out
one of our legs, then we all fall.
991
01:19:52,521 --> 01:19:54,045
Come on, baby.
992
01:19:58,994 --> 01:20:00,757
Fuck.
993
01:20:02,564 --> 01:20:04,464
I know it was you, Klitzy.
994
01:20:07,502 --> 01:20:10,062
- Where is she?
- Oh, there they are. Hey.
995
01:20:12,207 --> 01:20:14,072
- Hey!
- Hi, Danielle.
996
01:20:15,877 --> 01:20:17,708
Hi.
997
01:20:17,913 --> 01:20:19,710
- Hey, let's get our luggage!
- Yeah.
998
01:20:19,915 --> 01:20:21,678
- Yeah!
- All right?
999
01:20:22,050 --> 01:20:24,041
- I'll be there in a minute.
- Okay!
1000
01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:47,770
So if I pull this off,
I get the 25 grand on Sunday?
1001
01:20:47,976 --> 01:20:51,639
Kid, you pull this off I'll
take care of your little Samsung.
1002
01:20:51,746 --> 01:20:52,804
Samnang.
1003
01:20:53,048 --> 01:20:54,379
Whatever.
1004
01:20:54,583 --> 01:20:56,278
Have a nice prom, kid.
1005
01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:03,018
- All right, minions, over here.
- Good luck.
1006
01:21:13,802 --> 01:21:15,633
Relax, relax.
1007
01:21:15,837 --> 01:21:17,896
You know what?
Go wait in the car. Go.
1008
01:21:22,811 --> 01:21:24,472
Jesus.
1009
01:21:27,215 --> 01:21:30,810
Gentlemen, these are your
prom dates, April and Ferrari.
1010
01:21:31,653 --> 01:21:35,749
Ladies, we have Eli and Klitz.
1011
01:21:36,691 --> 01:21:38,181
Your name is Klitz?
1012
01:21:39,127 --> 01:21:40,617
With a K.
1013
01:21:40,996 --> 01:21:44,830
Okay, get a two-shot. Minions.
All right, guys, get closer.
1014
01:21:45,033 --> 01:21:48,696
Yeah, that's right. Show me
the love. Oh, feel it. Feel it!
1015
01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:50,599
- Nice.
- Eli?
1016
01:21:50,805 --> 01:21:53,000
Do those girls go to
your school?
1017
01:21:53,742 --> 01:21:55,266
Actually, no.
1018
01:21:55,510 --> 01:21:56,943
Mrs. Kidman...
1019
01:21:57,145 --> 01:22:01,343
...they're porn stars.
- Oh, yeah, right.
1020
01:22:16,765 --> 01:22:18,665
You look...
1021
01:22:19,401 --> 01:22:20,993
You... You look really nice.
1022
01:22:21,836 --> 01:22:23,326
Thanks.
1023
01:22:23,538 --> 01:22:25,972
You really do, hon.
You look so beautiful.
1024
01:22:26,207 --> 01:22:27,538
Really?
1025
01:22:27,742 --> 01:22:29,107
Thanks.
1026
01:22:48,096 --> 01:22:49,688
WELCOME
TO THE SENIOR PROM
1027
01:23:17,926 --> 01:23:19,416
What are all these cameras for?
1028
01:23:20,428 --> 01:23:22,157
For video yearbook.
1029
01:23:46,421 --> 01:23:49,982
So, what should we do?
Should we start setting up?
1030
01:23:50,225 --> 01:23:52,921
Yeah, look, we just gotta
keep this low-key, okay?
1031
01:23:53,128 --> 01:23:54,459
Okay. What are you gonna do?
1032
01:23:56,364 --> 01:23:57,991
I'm gonna get our actors.
1033
01:24:01,002 --> 01:24:04,130
- Dude, make sure they can act.
- Yeah, all right.
1034
01:24:04,339 --> 01:24:07,740
- Just get out of here, okay?
- Hey, I got this taken care of.
1035
01:24:07,942 --> 01:24:10,968
You just show this little lady
a good time tonight, all right?
1036
01:24:11,179 --> 01:24:13,647
- Minions, let's move.
- Wait. So, what are we doing?
1037
01:24:13,848 --> 01:24:15,110
Relax, relax.
1038
01:24:20,155 --> 01:24:22,146
Come on, play it cool,
play it cool.
1039
01:24:37,405 --> 01:24:39,373
Look, they're coming to you.
1040
01:24:40,341 --> 01:24:41,638
I, Matt.
1041
01:24:41,843 --> 01:24:43,811
- What's up?
- What's up?
1042
01:24:44,412 --> 01:24:48,143
- Can we talk to you for a second?
- Dude, I'm with my girl here.
1043
01:24:49,217 --> 01:24:51,276
- Sorry, man.
- Should we come back?
1044
01:24:51,486 --> 01:24:53,750
No, I'll leave you guys alone.
1045
01:25:07,168 --> 01:25:07,862
What's up?
1046
01:25:07,969 --> 01:25:09,869
Hey, man, what's up
with those girls?
1047
01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:13,700
- What about them?
- Are they, like...?
1048
01:25:14,943 --> 01:25:16,274
Are they porn stars?
1049
01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:19,512
- Yeah.
- Shit.
1050
01:25:20,815 --> 01:25:22,578
I knew I recognized them.
I knew it.
1051
01:25:23,718 --> 01:25:25,777
- Can we meet them?
- Yeah.
1052
01:25:29,057 --> 01:25:31,525
How'd you boys
like to be in a movie?
1053
01:25:31,759 --> 01:25:33,556
- What are these?
- Your scripts.
1054
01:25:33,761 --> 01:25:35,558
Sign the release
form at the top.
1055
01:25:35,763 --> 01:25:38,095
Come on, you guys, wait up!
1056
01:25:41,102 --> 01:25:42,399
PHOTO RELEASE
1057
01:25:46,574 --> 01:25:47,871
Are these our actors?
1058
01:25:48,643 --> 01:25:50,611
Just these two.
1059
01:25:50,845 --> 01:25:52,745
What about me, dude?
1060
01:25:52,947 --> 01:25:56,610
Sorry, bro.
Party's all full.
1061
01:25:58,486 --> 01:25:59,953
Gentlemen.
1062
01:26:04,425 --> 01:26:08,259
As an artist, I want it
to come from a truthful place.
1063
01:26:09,130 --> 01:26:12,031
Holy shit.
1064
01:26:15,003 --> 01:26:17,767
- Ferrari. Ferrari. Focus. Listen.
- Oh, okay.
1065
01:26:17,972 --> 01:26:20,031
- Are we...?
- No, I can do this. Don't worry.
1066
01:26:20,241 --> 01:26:22,209
Think Meryl Streep,
Sophie's Choice.
1067
01:26:31,786 --> 01:26:33,083
Hey.
1068
01:26:33,288 --> 01:26:34,755
Hey.
1069
01:26:39,928 --> 01:26:42,453
Next location! Come on, move!
1070
01:26:42,697 --> 01:26:45,257
Move, move, move! Let's go!
1071
01:26:52,006 --> 01:26:54,099
- I gotta be in this.
- Shut up. Take this.
1072
01:27:10,191 --> 01:27:12,159
Oh, come on! Take the pain!
1073
01:27:12,360 --> 01:27:13,850
Take the pain!
Get up. Come on!
1074
01:27:17,632 --> 01:27:19,293
May I have a word with you?
1075
01:27:20,969 --> 01:27:23,403
- What's up?
- I found this in the hallway.
1076
01:27:24,138 --> 01:27:25,435
Do you know what this is?
1077
01:27:26,140 --> 01:27:27,368
No, what is it?
1078
01:27:27,475 --> 01:27:29,807
Looks like a release
form for something.
1079
01:27:30,945 --> 01:27:32,776
Yeah, I don't
know what it is.
1080
01:27:35,016 --> 01:27:36,984
Have a good night.
1081
01:27:55,169 --> 01:27:56,636
You're strong.
1082
01:27:56,838 --> 01:27:58,362
You're firm.
1083
01:27:58,573 --> 01:28:00,837
But you have a secret.
1084
01:28:01,042 --> 01:28:03,033
Show that to me.
1085
01:28:16,591 --> 01:28:18,456
Thank you.
1086
01:28:18,993 --> 01:28:20,824
For what?
1087
01:28:21,229 --> 01:28:23,254
I never went to prom.
1088
01:28:45,153 --> 01:28:47,121
Excuse me, sir?
1089
01:28:47,789 --> 01:28:49,120
We have a problem.
1090
01:28:51,759 --> 01:28:54,057
- What's wrong?
- Derek didn't work out.
1091
01:28:54,429 --> 01:28:56,795
- What happened?
- Let's just say he wasn't strong...
1092
01:28:57,031 --> 01:28:58,726
...or firm.
1093
01:28:58,933 --> 01:29:01,094
Guys, I can't work like this.
1094
01:29:01,302 --> 01:29:03,429
Okay, relax.
We'll just get somebody else.
1095
01:29:03,638 --> 01:29:04,332
There is nobody else.
1096
01:29:04,439 --> 01:29:06,737
I thought everyone's
dying to be in this.
1097
01:29:06,974 --> 01:29:09,135
Not this scene.
1098
01:29:11,546 --> 01:29:12,808
All right.
1099
01:29:13,047 --> 01:29:15,242
This is the key scene.
1100
01:29:15,450 --> 01:29:18,510
If we don't get this,
Hugo's not gonna buy it.
1101
01:29:19,253 --> 01:29:21,721
Yeah, well, somebody's
gotta step up.
1102
01:29:21,923 --> 01:29:24,824
- Why are you looking at me?
- Because you're doing it.
1103
01:29:25,093 --> 01:29:27,391
Whoa, whoa,
Mr. L-Just-Wanna-Bang-Hot-Chicks.
1104
01:29:27,595 --> 01:29:29,790
Here's your first chance.
1105
01:29:30,264 --> 01:29:32,164
Klitz, I can't act
and direct, okay?
1106
01:29:32,367 --> 01:29:33,732
Oh, okay, fine. I'll direct.
1107
01:29:33,935 --> 01:29:35,562
- You're a director now?
- Yeah, I am.
1108
01:29:35,770 --> 01:29:37,601
Okay, Spielberg,
what lens will you use?
1109
01:29:37,839 --> 01:29:39,272
- It's a video camera.
- So?
1110
01:29:39,507 --> 01:29:42,237
Dude, you don't need to change
the lens on a video camera.
1111
01:29:42,443 --> 01:29:45,412
You know what? Take this camera
and shove it up your ass!
1112
01:29:45,613 --> 01:29:47,342
I'll do it.
1113
01:29:50,017 --> 01:29:51,609
I'll do it.
1114
01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:54,918
You guys have been great,
but this is my mess.
1115
01:29:55,123 --> 01:29:57,091
- I'll clean it up.
- Matt. Matt.
1116
01:29:57,291 --> 01:29:59,782
Your face is gonna be in this.
Think about that.
1117
01:30:32,560 --> 01:30:35,461
- Come here, baby.
- Let's...
1118
01:30:36,364 --> 01:30:38,195
Picture's up, people.
1119
01:30:50,945 --> 01:30:52,310
Are you ready, hon?
1120
01:30:52,513 --> 01:30:53,810
Yeah.
1121
01:30:54,015 --> 01:30:55,846
Okay, let's do this.
1122
01:31:04,158 --> 01:31:05,989
And...
1123
01:31:06,227 --> 01:31:07,694
...action.
1124
01:31:11,566 --> 01:31:13,761
What the hell
is going on in here?
1125
01:31:17,171 --> 01:31:19,139
- Nobody move!
- Oh, shit.
1126
01:31:19,373 --> 01:31:21,136
Who is in charge of this?
1127
01:31:22,777 --> 01:31:24,506
I asked you people
a question!
1128
01:31:24,745 --> 01:31:26,770
Who is in charge here?!
1129
01:31:40,728 --> 01:31:42,286
Fuck it.
1130
01:32:12,793 --> 01:32:15,455
All right, everybody,
take five.
1131
01:32:16,597 --> 01:32:17,894
What's wrong?
1132
01:32:18,099 --> 01:32:19,760
I can't do this.
1133
01:32:19,967 --> 01:32:21,559
What happened?
1134
01:32:33,548 --> 01:32:35,641
What are you gonna do?
1135
01:32:38,185 --> 01:32:40,244
I don't know.
Doesn't matter.
1136
01:32:44,325 --> 01:32:46,259
No.
1137
01:32:46,460 --> 01:32:48,121
I'll do it.
1138
01:32:48,796 --> 01:32:50,423
Klitz, it's cool.
You don't have to-
1139
01:32:50,531 --> 01:32:51,998
No, no, I'm doing it.
1140
01:32:53,034 --> 01:32:54,626
Why?
1141
01:32:55,403 --> 01:32:57,598
Because we're
a fucking tripod.
1142
01:32:58,973 --> 01:33:01,942
All right, here we go, people.
Picture's up.
1143
01:33:03,377 --> 01:33:06,369
Listen, I know this
is unprofessional...
1144
01:33:06,581 --> 01:33:08,606
...but I think
you're really cute.
1145
01:33:08,816 --> 01:33:10,477
Yeah, right.
1146
01:33:11,485 --> 01:33:13,476
I'm serious.
1147
01:33:14,288 --> 01:33:15,755
Really cute.
1148
01:33:16,557 --> 01:33:17,819
How we doing, Klitzy?
1149
01:33:19,660 --> 01:33:21,127
Fucking great, man.
1150
01:33:21,329 --> 01:33:22,660
Let's do this.
1151
01:33:23,030 --> 01:33:25,123
And action!
1152
01:34:15,950 --> 01:34:17,542
See you guys.
1153
01:34:19,920 --> 01:34:21,911
Good night, guys.
1154
01:34:27,161 --> 01:34:28,685
So...
1155
01:34:28,896 --> 01:34:31,421
...what's the craziest thing
you've done lately?
1156
01:35:47,174 --> 01:35:49,142
- Hello?
- We're dead.
1157
01:35:49,376 --> 01:35:51,640
- Eli?
- Dude, the tape's not here.
1158
01:35:51,846 --> 01:35:53,108
- I can't find it.
- What?
1159
01:35:53,314 --> 01:35:56,545
Dude, I'm not kidding, okay?
I've looked everywhere, okay?
1160
01:35:56,817 --> 01:35:57,613
All right,
calm down.
1161
01:35:57,718 --> 01:35:59,618
No, dude, you calm down!
It's gone!
1162
01:35:59,854 --> 01:36:02,516
- What do you mean it's gone?
- I mean it's freaking gone.
1163
01:36:03,023 --> 01:36:04,854
Somebody stole it!
1164
01:36:05,092 --> 01:36:06,354
Jesus Christ!
1165
01:36:06,460 --> 01:36:07,950
Matthew, could you
come in here?
1166
01:36:13,701 --> 01:36:15,862
This is Mr. Simon.
1167
01:36:17,872 --> 01:36:20,966
He says he has something
very important to discuss with us.
1168
01:36:25,112 --> 01:36:26,443
Why don't you sit down.
1169
01:36:30,117 --> 01:36:32,312
Actually, if you don't mind...
1170
01:36:32,553 --> 01:36:34,817
...may I have a word
with the boy alone first?
1171
01:36:36,490 --> 01:36:38,014
Sure.
1172
01:36:47,034 --> 01:36:48,262
So how was prom?
1173
01:36:51,238 --> 01:36:53,001
- That's mine.
- You know, we were fine.
1174
01:36:53,207 --> 01:36:56,370
But now you go and do this?
This was my idea.
1175
01:36:56,577 --> 01:36:58,374
Now I'm really gonna
fuck your shit up.
1176
01:36:59,446 --> 01:37:01,073
I'm gonna need that back.
1177
01:37:04,785 --> 01:37:06,184
Take it from me.
1178
01:37:09,790 --> 01:37:11,690
Yeah...
1179
01:37:11,892 --> 01:37:13,860
...what are you gonna do?
1180
01:37:15,896 --> 01:37:17,261
I don't have to do anything.
1181
01:37:17,965 --> 01:37:19,728
Hugo Posh will.
1182
01:37:19,934 --> 01:37:22,869
Yeah, he's my partner
on this, 50-50.
1183
01:37:23,838 --> 01:37:26,306
So could I please
have my tape back?
1184
01:37:26,574 --> 01:37:28,371
Fuck you!
1185
01:37:29,410 --> 01:37:31,935
Fuck you.
I'm taking your half then.
1186
01:37:32,146 --> 01:37:35,775
No. That money's going to Samnang.
The money you stole from him.
1187
01:37:35,983 --> 01:37:39,316
You say that like I care.
I don't give a shit.
1188
01:37:39,553 --> 01:37:41,384
You're giving me your half.
1189
01:37:41,822 --> 01:37:43,949
And if I don't?
1190
01:37:44,625 --> 01:37:45,922
Showtime.
1191
01:37:52,499 --> 01:37:55,093
- Okay.
- "Okay," what?
1192
01:37:56,604 --> 01:37:58,469
Show them the tape.
1193
01:37:58,772 --> 01:38:00,433
I'm not fucking around.
1194
01:38:02,076 --> 01:38:04,044
I just don't care anymore.
1195
01:38:05,980 --> 01:38:07,447
This...
1196
01:38:07,648 --> 01:38:10,276
...is gonna be interesting.
1197
01:38:14,121 --> 01:38:16,646
Dan, Marci, Mr. Salinger...
1198
01:38:16,891 --> 01:38:19,985
...would you mind joining me
in the living room for a second?
1199
01:38:20,194 --> 01:38:21,661
Great.
1200
01:38:29,003 --> 01:38:32,666
Matthew, is there anything you want
to say before we watch this?
1201
01:38:36,543 --> 01:38:38,636
Okay, then. On with the show.
1202
01:38:42,149 --> 01:38:44,276
Hello. I'm April.
1203
01:38:44,485 --> 01:38:46,043
And I'm Ferrari.
1204
01:38:46,253 --> 01:38:49,882
You may recognize us as stars of
the adult entertainment industry.
1205
01:38:50,157 --> 01:38:52,387
And today we're taking time
out to talk about...
1206
01:38:52,493 --> 01:38:54,154
...a very important subject.
1207
01:38:54,361 --> 01:38:55,885
- Sex.
- Sex.
1208
01:38:57,031 --> 01:38:59,397
Special events
such as senior prom...
1209
01:38:59,500 --> 01:39:00,660
...place added pressure
on young teens...
1210
01:39:00,868 --> 01:39:03,803
...to lose their virginity
and engage in unprotected sex.
1211
01:39:04,038 --> 01:39:06,472
I know I lost my virginity
at my senior...
1212
01:39:06,573 --> 01:39:08,473
...prom. When'd you
lose yours, April?
1213
01:39:08,676 --> 01:39:11,645
- When I was 10.
- Moving on.
1214
01:39:11,879 --> 01:39:14,347
In this video,
we'll go through.
1215
01:39:14,448 --> 01:39:15,972
...everything from kissing
to foreplay.
1216
01:39:16,183 --> 01:39:19,983
And for our finale, we'll show you
how to put a condom on properly...
1217
01:39:20,187 --> 01:39:22,348
...using a real person.
1218
01:39:22,456 --> 01:39:25,050
No cucumbers or bananas
in this video.
1219
01:39:25,292 --> 01:39:27,351
So for those of you
naughty boys...
1220
01:39:27,461 --> 01:39:29,122
...expecting to see a
raunchy porn video...
1221
01:39:29,563 --> 01:39:32,623
...you might as well
turn this off now...
1222
01:39:32,866 --> 01:39:34,527
...because you're not
gonna see sex.
1223
01:39:34,735 --> 01:39:36,225
What the fuck is this shit?
1224
01:39:36,470 --> 01:39:39,200
You're gonna see sex education.
1225
01:39:41,475 --> 01:39:43,033
The ELI EXPERIENCE
presents
1226
01:39:44,445 --> 01:39:47,676
ADULT EDUCATION
Sex Education for the 21st Century
1227
01:39:50,718 --> 01:39:52,777
This is interesting, Matthew.
1228
01:39:56,290 --> 01:39:57,587
Yeah.
1229
01:39:57,791 --> 01:40:00,157
Yeah, I think it's
a great idea.
1230
01:40:03,564 --> 01:40:06,863
Well, you remember those
sex-ed films back in our day.
1231
01:40:07,401 --> 01:40:10,768
Well, I'll tell you, if
they were anything like this...
1232
01:40:10,971 --> 01:40:14,065
...we sure would've paid
more attention, don't you think?
1233
01:40:15,776 --> 01:40:17,903
I think it's atrocious.
1234
01:40:20,981 --> 01:40:22,278
But...
1235
01:40:22,483 --> 01:40:24,246
...the hell with it.
1236
01:40:25,519 --> 01:40:27,885
The kids today
are so goddamn screwed up...
1237
01:40:28,088 --> 01:40:31,057
...maybe this is the only way
you can reach them.
1238
01:40:34,094 --> 01:40:36,392
You just might
have something here, Matthew.
1239
01:40:36,964 --> 01:40:38,727
I think it's pretty wild.
1240
01:40:39,967 --> 01:40:41,901
This could really sell,
don't you think?
1241
01:40:43,337 --> 01:40:45,567
How'd you come up
with such an idea, Matthew?
1242
01:40:47,007 --> 01:40:48,304
What can I say?
1243
01:40:49,777 --> 01:40:51,836
It's like a gift, you know?
1244
01:40:52,746 --> 01:40:54,805
It's like I can't control it.
1245
01:40:58,886 --> 01:41:00,148
We've Only.
Just Begun.
1246
01:41:03,557 --> 01:41:04,819
YEARBOOKS
TODAY!
1247
01:41:05,025 --> 01:41:08,688
Courtney Booth. I will always
remember late nights in Cabby...
1248
01:41:08,896 --> 01:41:10,693
Eric Zierdal.
I'll always remember...
1249
01:41:10,898 --> 01:41:12,126
Kurt Kilgore. I will...
1250
01:41:12,332 --> 01:41:13,390
Joseph Croft.
1251
01:41:13,500 --> 01:41:16,162
I will always remember wrestling
and the great memories we had.
1252
01:41:16,370 --> 01:41:19,498
Matthew Kidman.
I will always remember...
1253
01:41:21,909 --> 01:41:24,434
...the three legs of
the tripod.
1254
01:41:24,845 --> 01:41:28,246
I'm here with Hugo Posh,
the producer of Adult Education...
1255
01:41:28,482 --> 01:41:31,747
...the hottest-selling
sex-education video ever made...
1256
01:41:31,985 --> 01:41:34,749
...being utilized in classrooms
across the globe.
1257
01:41:34,988 --> 01:41:39,220
Hugo, you're known primarily as
a hard-core pornographer, correct?
1258
01:41:39,426 --> 01:41:40,757
My business partner.
1259
01:41:40,994 --> 01:41:42,325
Let me break it down for you
1260
01:41:42,529 --> 01:41:45,692
See, Hugo Posh isn't just tits.
He isn't just ass.
1261
01:41:46,733 --> 01:41:50,692
I mean, yes, he is those things,
but Hugo Posh is also heart.
1262
01:41:51,205 --> 01:41:53,002
What an ass-bag.
1263
01:41:53,707 --> 01:41:55,299
THE JUICE WAS
WORTH THE SQUEEZE
1264
01:41:55,742 --> 01:41:57,835
Fucking kid.
1265
01:41:58,045 --> 01:41:59,842
My student advisor.
1266
01:42:00,047 --> 01:42:02,038
All right, people.
1267
01:42:02,583 --> 01:42:04,016
Let's make some fucky-fucky.
1268
01:42:04,218 --> 01:42:07,016
Now, Hugo, you and your partner
have made millions on this.
1269
01:42:07,221 --> 01:42:08,984
So who is this silent partner?
1270
01:42:10,390 --> 01:42:13,359
Well, he prefers to remain
anonymous.
1271
01:42:20,968 --> 01:42:23,903
You better cure cancer, kid.
1272
01:42:24,104 --> 01:42:25,799
The next Einstein.
1273
01:42:26,140 --> 01:42:28,005
All right.
Yeah, next question.
1274
01:42:29,143 --> 01:42:31,202
- All right.
- Eli's calling card.
1275
01:42:31,411 --> 01:42:33,538
- How about you, buddy?
- Yeah, Mr. Brooks...
1276
01:42:33,747 --> 01:42:35,840
...why did you decide
to skip film school?
1277
01:42:36,083 --> 01:42:37,914
Don't you think you're
a little young?
1278
01:42:38,018 --> 01:42:39,315
Shut the fuck up!
1279
01:42:39,553 --> 01:42:41,043
Next question! Faster!
1280
01:42:41,288 --> 01:42:43,688
I got the tape! Can you see?
I got the tape!
1281
01:42:45,759 --> 01:42:47,693
For our finale,
I will now demonstrate...
1282
01:42:47,794 --> 01:42:48,692
...the proper technique...
1283
01:42:48,896 --> 01:42:50,420
...for putting a condom
on the real thing.
1284
01:42:50,531 --> 01:42:52,362
Is my volunteer ready?
1285
01:42:52,566 --> 01:42:54,397
Klitz's big debut.
1286
01:42:54,635 --> 01:42:56,535
Shut up, shut up!
Here he is, here he is.
1287
01:43:04,144 --> 01:43:06,840
Jesus, look at that guy.
1288
01:43:07,681 --> 01:43:10,445
He is huge.
1289
01:43:15,122 --> 01:43:18,489
My own scholarship
to Georgetown.
1290
01:43:23,130 --> 01:43:25,758
And of course,
I'll never forget...
1291
01:43:25,966 --> 01:43:27,297
...the girl next door.
1292
01:43:35,275 --> 01:43:37,300
As for me...
1293
01:43:38,111 --> 01:43:40,579
...l'm just going with it.
1294
01:43:40,579 --> 01:44:00,579
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