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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:07,232 I'll see you at home, then. 2 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:19,703 A toast ! 3 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:21,705 To us ! 4 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:39,890 Look at him, he Iooks Iike such an idiot ! 5 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:43,727 Look at him, he looks like such a jerk ! 6 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:46,647 Buddy, you look even sadder than me. 7 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,274 - You look down in the dumps. - lt was her. 8 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:50,859 She really left you in pieces. 9 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:53,362 - What's yours called ? - Federica. 10 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:56,532 Mine's Sara. When did she leave you ? 11 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:59,660 - It's been seven weeks now. - Twelve for me. 12 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,246 Oh ! Do you still feel nauseous ? 13 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:04,540 In the morning, but that's bitterness. 14 00:02:04,749 --> 00:02:06,416 Do you feel sleepy ? 15 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,669 - Yes. - And lethargic ? 16 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:10,295 Do you get swollen ankles ? 17 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:12,631 I'm not pregnant ! 18 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,384 - I get them - It's depression. 19 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:18,929 Being dumped at our age is bad news. 20 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:22,558 - Why, how old are you ? - 55. 21 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:25,561 - You look younger. - Thanks, but I'm not. 22 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:27,688 - How about you ? - 45. 23 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:30,023 You look older. 24 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:32,818 - I'm Vincenzo. - Paolo. 25 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:35,320 Paolo, ifyou leave me... 26 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,406 - it's not fair ! - Hear, hear ! 27 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:45,789 HOW TO GET REVENGE ON YOUR EX 28 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,668 You know the saying: "Your health is everything" ? 29 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:52,296 For her it wasn't a saying, it was the Bible. 30 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,423 We had an ultra-strict diet. 31 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,800 No pasta or bread in the evenings. 32 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:59,720 - Protein ? - Heaven forbid ! It keeps you up. 33 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:03,724 Just Japanese seaweed broth. How gross ! 34 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,602 - Who was in charge at home ? - She did ! 35 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:07,853 The liver ! 36 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:11,607 I don't know about you, but liver turns my stomach ! 37 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:13,692 I'm sorry. No, mine's fine. 38 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:15,986 It doesn't literally turn ! It's an expression. 39 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:17,863 I don't like liver. 40 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:20,824 She was obsessed with food, a fanatic. 41 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:23,869 - Vegetarian... - Vegetarian, vegan, Venusian ! 42 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:26,371 Those people who think that 43 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:29,208 certain foods make you immortal ! 44 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,001 You'll die anyway ! 45 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:33,754 At least yours had ideals. 46 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:36,465 - What about you ? - I'm an IT consultant. 47 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:39,635 - That's bad. - She wanted me to be like Bill Gates 48 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:41,511 and invent the iPhone. 49 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,472 Did Bill Gates invent the iPhone ? 50 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:46,141 - No. - So ? 51 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:49,478 Exactly ! So why should I invent it ? 52 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,521 I'm going. 53 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:53,982 It's late. Are you going this way ? 54 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:56,235 - No, that way. - Take care. 55 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,862 - It was nice meeting you. - It was a great evening. 56 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,240 - Yes, really. - Really great. 57 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:02,658 Okay... 58 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:04,785 How about we meet up... 59 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:07,412 - Tomorrow ? - Yes, tomorrow ! 60 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:09,039 So we can talk about... 61 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:12,000 - Where shall we meet ? - Here. 62 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:15,671 - In front of the lion. - Oh, there's a lion here ! 63 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,507 Hadn't you noticed ? There are four of them. 64 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,634 It's the night of the lions ! 65 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,306 - Shall I throw these in here ? - No, in the waste bin. 66 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:28,809 - It's paper ! - In the wastepaper bin ! 67 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,812 Like our love. Wasted ! 68 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,814 I hate soft toys. 69 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,441 - But this elephant... - Elephants represent memories. 70 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:40,279 Our destiny is oblivion. Chuck the lot, be ruthless ! 71 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:42,823 Look at the crap she bought ! 72 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:47,327 - What about this ? - Federica's lingerie ? Crikey ! 73 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:50,914 - Could it come in useful ? - No, you'll never undress her again ! 74 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:59,548 Wherever we go, we see love. Just look ! 75 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:03,302 At their age, still sharing sweet nothings. 76 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:08,432 "The tram is here !" She thinks I'm a tram driver. 77 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:11,059 The whole package will be 2,300 euros. 78 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:13,603 Just as a start ! 79 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:16,189 Excluding drinks ! 80 00:05:16,357 --> 00:05:19,484 You know how much it'll cost you for a taxi from the airport 81 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,820 to the hotel ? And then at the beach, 82 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,489 the cabin, the sunbed, 83 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:26,325 the parasol, the towels, 84 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,827 the tip for the lifeguard, the pool... 85 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,997 From 2,300 euros it'll end up being at least 8,000. 86 00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:35,625 - 8,000 ? We can't afford that. - That's obvious. 87 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:37,627 - What do you mean ? - No offence meant. 88 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:41,715 It's our 25th, our silver wedding anniversary. 89 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:45,385 My friend, you'll be celebrating your charcoal anniversary. 90 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,471 Because you'll split up in the Maldives. 91 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:49,139 - What ? - Where are you from ? 92 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,266 - Salerno. - Split up in Salerno ! 93 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:55,479 - How dare you ! - Madam, save your money ! 94 00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:57,773 You'll end up splitting up, I'm telling you. 95 00:05:57,899 --> 00:06:01,276 - What are you saying ? - In the Maldives, she'll dump you. 96 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:03,528 - Ifyou get there ! - Ifwe get there ? 97 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,530 Ifyou don't, she won't. 98 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,282 But ifyou do, 99 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:08,992 she'll dump you. 100 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,789 - Forgive him. - Who is he ? 101 00:06:13,998 --> 00:06:16,875 - He's the owner of this agency. - Crikey ! 102 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,877 You wrap it in a damp cloth 103 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:21,296 and when it's turned rancid, 104 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:23,131 that means it's ready. 105 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:26,385 Seitan needs to be disgusting. That's how you eat it. 106 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:28,011 Paolo ? 107 00:06:32,016 --> 00:06:33,308 That's Federica. 108 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:37,020 - And who's he ? - He's... 109 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,189 He's a shithead. 110 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:41,024 - Do you know him ? - No. 111 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:43,193 - So why is he a shithead ? - I can tell. 112 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:45,946 How ? You're jealous ! 113 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,948 Yes, I am. So what ? 114 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,325 You're angry because you're jealous. 115 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:54,329 For two weeks you've made me miss work appointments 116 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:58,083 to come to this goddamn place to see if Federica goes by. 117 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,419 - And now that you've seen her ? - I'll kill myself. 118 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:04,047 Don't say that, I'll slap you. You should be happy ! 119 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:06,341 I should be happy ? 120 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:08,802 - You should laugh about it ? - I should ? 121 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:11,054 - That's it, louder ! Great ! 122 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:14,099 - Can you see how great life is ? - It's great ? 123 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:15,809 It's great without Federica. 124 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:19,729 - It's great that she has a boyfriend. - That's easy for you to say ! 125 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:22,732 What if I told you Sara had a boyfriend ? 126 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,943 I wouldn't give a shit ! 127 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:28,697 She can feed another guy seitan. Let someone else eat that. 128 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:31,867 - Is that what you'd say ? - Seitan, up yours ! 129 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,452 - You'd say that ? - I'd be happy. 130 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:35,454 - I'm glad. - Why, what do you care ? 131 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:38,123 - That's one less burden. - Don't talk about burdens. 132 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:40,459 - Right... - We're free men. 133 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:44,129 You know why ? I looked at her profile yesterday... 134 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:47,007 - Federica's ? - No, Sara's. You asked me to. 135 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:49,968 I saw this photo, I didn't know if... 136 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:52,512 - You're always on that computer ! - I didn't know whether to show you. 137 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:55,098 - "Delete" ! Cancel it ! - But instead... 138 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:58,602 Where is she ? Federica ! 139 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:01,480 I'm single ! 140 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,362 What's up ? Look here. 141 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,658 Look at this photo ! 142 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:15,911 Do you remember them ? Let me speak ! 143 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,038 Were they here last night ? At what time ? 144 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:21,500 Answer me ! Did they have red or white wine ? 145 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:24,753 Who paid, him or her ? Did that miser split the bill ? 146 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,922 Did they look happy when they left ? 147 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:30,175 Why does this say "fantastic dinner" ? Answer me ! 148 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:31,801 Why aren't you talking ? 149 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:35,430 You're not letting me... get a word in. 150 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:39,142 Where's that magazine ? Dammit. 151 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:49,945 Mara ! 152 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,199 - Vincenzo... - Are you crying ? 153 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:55,825 I need to talk to you. 154 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,327 What's happened ? 155 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,080 Remember my husband, Fausto ? 156 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:02,541 Did he die ? 157 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,709 He left me ! 158 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:06,169 He left you ! 159 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:08,463 And you're crying about it ? 160 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:10,215 He just left me. 161 00:09:10,424 --> 00:09:12,968 - I see. What can I do ? - For no reason ! 162 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:14,844 - For no reason. - Suddenly... 163 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:18,098 he said: "Mara, it's over." 164 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:21,810 What did he say ? 165 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,729 "Mara, it's over." 166 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,857 And you're upset about this ? 167 00:09:30,861 --> 00:09:33,363 Go ahead and cry. Tell me something... 168 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,700 what was it that upset you the most ? 169 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:40,328 When he said: "Mara, it's over." 170 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,374 - Hi, Paolo. - Hi. 171 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,875 - Is this your house ? - Yes. 172 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:48,587 Paolo, I've realised something very important. 173 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,006 We've got make them cry. 174 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:53,508 They have to cry like Mara was crying. 175 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:57,262 I want to see Sara begging on her knees, in despair. 176 00:09:57,388 --> 00:10:00,390 Don't you want Federica to do the same ? 177 00:10:00,516 --> 00:10:02,601 Of course I would, but... 178 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,729 But, what ? 179 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:08,773 They have to suffer, we have to make them cry. 180 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,901 - Shall we beat them ? - Of course not ! 181 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,737 We'll dump them ! 182 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:16,656 You don't understand, we can't dump them, 183 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,408 they've already dumped us. 184 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:21,036 I know, but we won't dump our own ex-girlfriends. 185 00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:23,121 - We'll swap. - How ? 186 00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:25,040 You'll dump Sara 187 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:27,626 and I'll dump Federica. 188 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,420 - Are you going out with Federica ? - No ! 189 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,673 We'll win their affection, then dump them and make them cry. 190 00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:35,258 Do you get it ? 191 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,263 - Dad... - You're here ? 192 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:42,807 Remember, when you play football, 193 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,769 don't break any windows, okay ? 194 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:47,937 Yesterday you broke a window. 195 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:50,440 - Is this lad your friend ? - I'm 60. 196 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,317 - What's your name ? - Vincenzo. 197 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,527 I'm going to do a crossword, okay ? 198 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:57,656 - I'm going to do a crossword ! - Good idea. 199 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:02,285 - Who's he ? - My father. 200 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:05,205 - You live with your father ? - I know, he's old. 201 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,666 Federica came here, with your father ? 202 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,959 No, in the car, every so often... 203 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,670 How gross ! 204 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,047 With newspapers on the windows, like in the 60s ? 205 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,341 No wonder she dumped you ! Now I get it. 206 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:18,968 - Oh, I know ! - Of course you do. 207 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:22,347 - I know what I have to do. - Find yourself a house. 208 00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:24,849 I'll win Sara's affection 209 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:27,560 and you'll win Federica's. 210 00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:30,814 - Then we'll dump them. - You finally got it ? 211 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:32,982 How will we do that ? 212 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,609 Here you are. 213 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:38,321 This is everything you need to win her over. 214 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:41,491 Sara Lucchini's entire life story. 215 00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:44,619 - When did you do this ? - I stayed up all night. 216 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:49,249 Now tell me everything I need to know to win over your ex. 217 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:57,382 - What's that ? - I stayed up all night to do it. 218 00:11:58,008 --> 00:11:59,467 Is this it ? 219 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,765 - 740 ? - No, 7- 40. 220 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:09,018 - As in the time ? - No, it's her tax number. 221 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,895 Her tax number ? 222 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:15,150 Look. I kept up to date with financial matters, 223 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,610 to impress her, because she liked all that. 224 00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:20,280 You should invest, invest, invest ! 225 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,782 - She sounds like a real pest ! - Exactly ! 226 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,618 Ifyou're rich and powerful, she'll like you. 227 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:27,370 Ifyou're poor, you're invisible. 228 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,664 That's not true ! That's not true ! 229 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,667 You're weak, that's why she left you. 230 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,043 Come on, dad ! 231 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,421 - Why, aren't you weak ? - Gimme a break ! 232 00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:39,048 "Gimme a break" ! Why are you talking Roman ? 233 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,676 I was asking myself that too. Was he born in Rome ? 234 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,553 No, in Naples. 235 00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:47,932 But his mum was Roman, and as he's a mummy's boy... 236 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,310 I'm not a mummy's boy ! I studied in Rome. 237 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:53,021 So why didn't you stay there ? 238 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,315 - Why did you come back ? - Because... 239 00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:58,276 Because you're a wimp. That's why. 240 00:12:58,402 --> 00:12:59,694 I came back for you. 241 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,155 - For me ? - Yes, when my mum died. 242 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,699 Your mum's died ? Oh, I'm sorry. 243 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,076 - When did she die ? - Ages ago ! 244 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,704 It's always the same people who die ! 245 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,164 We all die ! 246 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,583 Garibaldi's died too, you know. 247 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:18,087 How will Italy become united without Garibaldi ? 248 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,467 My home. 249 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,475 Don't say "mmh" ! Have a look first ! 250 00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:38,316 - What's wrong with it ? - It's not a rich man's house. 251 00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:40,318 - Why ? - Because it's not. 252 00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:43,363 You know how much rent I pay ? 2,700 monthly. 253 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,739 Exactly, peanuts. 254 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,700 What's 2,700 euros for Mr Ludovisi ? 255 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:51,329 - Who's Mr Ludovisi ? - It's a made up name ! 256 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:54,457 We said we'd pretend you're rich... 257 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,709 To impress Federica. Ludovisi. 258 00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:59,879 Mr Ludovisi is a real estate owner, so he owns things. 259 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,131 And houses. Lots of houses. 260 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,593 And he wants Federica to design the interior of one of these houses. 261 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:09,764 - Miss Federica is an architect. - You mustn't call her "miss" ! 262 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,517 - Is she married ? - No, you must call her "madam". 263 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,894 These are just details... Don't worry, when the time comes... 264 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:18,648 And listen, you're not... You need to smarten up, your hair... 265 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:22,110 Nonsense ! I scrub up well, I'm a gentleman. 266 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,112 - Favourite restaurant ? - "Turnip heads". 267 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,989 - Correct. Favourite film ? - "Cocoon". 268 00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:28,408 - Excellent. Favourite book ? - "Lotito". 269 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,411 Not the president of Lazio F.C. ! "Lolita", by Nabokov. 270 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,288 Don't get it wrong. 271 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:37,500 - Favourite music ? - Maestro, can I answer ? I know. 272 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,794 No prompting, Mr D'Ambrosio. 273 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:43,381 That's right, dad ! Stop it ! It's me doing the test ! 274 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,049 - Vivaldi ! - Fantastic ! 275 00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,677 - It kick-starts her day. - Got it ! 276 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:52,140 - What wine does she like ? - 22 Fiano d'Avellino, Villa Raiano. 277 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,059 Correct. How long do you cook quinoa for ? 278 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,645 If it's dehydrated, 15 minutes. Dried, 25 minutes. 279 00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:00,189 Very good. Favourite singer ? 280 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,192 Favourite singer ? 281 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,821 - Favourite singer ? - Pino Daniele ! 282 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:12,577 Try it. 283 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,662 Is it good ? 284 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,835 Is it good ? Is it too hot ? 285 00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:23,963 - Oh, god. I'm sorry. - Totally disgusting. 286 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,091 - I'm sorry. - No, it's great ! It's perfect. 287 00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:29,218 Sara's never made it taste that bad. 288 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:33,222 It's a really horrid soup ! Well done, she'll love it. 289 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,058 - So I'll cook this for her ? - Yes ! 290 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:36,809 - I'm doing well. - Really well ! 291 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,812 - I think this might work. - It will. 292 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,315 Did you get the car for Federica ? 293 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:46,361 I found the perfect car for our wealthy Mr Ludovisi. 294 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,696 - What car ? - Mercedes's flagship car. 295 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,990 - Really ? - I got it free. 296 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,868 The car dealer's like us, he got dumped. 297 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,245 - Really ? - The seats in the car... 298 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,082 are still wet from the tears he shed. 299 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:01,626 - Really ? Nice. - How suave ! 300 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,503 - You need a chauffeur. - Why ? 301 00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:06,506 - To drive you round. - No, I'll drive. We're not in the 1800s ! 302 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:09,384 - You don't know Federica. - Where will we get a chauffeur ? 303 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,511 You can't show up without a chauffeur ! 304 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,389 My question was: where will we get one ? 305 00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:15,848 I've got one. 306 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,226 You shouldn't have done this, Carmela. 307 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,144 I trusted you. 308 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,146 You're wrong, Gennaro. 309 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:25,775 Renato and I have never shown you any disrespect. 310 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,654 Right, Renato ? Say it ! Say it ! 311 00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:33,491 - Say it ! - Hold on ! And keep your hands off. 312 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,786 - Not ever, Carmela. - But I saw you ! 313 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,288 - Outside the supermarket. - I was there too. 314 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,542 - Holding the forbidden fruit. - No, sir ! 315 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,004 - That apple fell out of the trolley. - What ? 316 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,632 I was being a gentleman and helping the lady. 317 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,636 Get out of it ! A gentleman ! You're a goddamn bastard ! 318 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,639 A good-for-nothing ! Stop talking all posh. 319 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,642 - Speak like the commoner you are ! - Who's he ? 320 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,811 I learnt how to speak at acting school. 321 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,064 What did they teach you ? Let's hear it ! 322 00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:08,026 - Everything, m'lady. - What, m'lady ? 323 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,945 - What did they teach you ? - I'm a real actor. 324 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:14,032 A real actor ? You're an asshole ! 325 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,659 - Pardon ? - An asshole ! 326 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,536 Me or him ? 327 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,288 Leave him out of it ! 328 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,290 Gentlemen, I'm going... 329 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:23,958 Good evening, 330 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:28,337 I'm going because I refuse to be insulted while I work. 331 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,214 - I won the Golden Corn. - 'et 'ost ! 332 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,342 Plus you're the director... I mean, the producer of the show... 333 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,594 'et 'ost. 334 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,804 - I've not even been paid... - 'et 'ost. 335 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:39,223 - 'et... - ..'ost. 336 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,559 I should "get lost" ? 337 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,853 - What about my 30 euros ? - How do you want them ? 338 00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:46,355 With this side of my hand or that side ? 339 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,816 I'll leave my IBAN in the dressing room. 340 00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:51,360 His IBAN ! Go wash some pots and pans ! 341 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,988 - He's our man. - Our chauffeur ? 342 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:57,241 Yes... he can do any part, he's a great actor. 343 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,951 - This one ? - Alberto Giorgiazzi. 344 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,370 - Who is he ? - You don't knowAlberto Giorgiazzi ? 345 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,123 - I remember an old actor... - Alberto ! 346 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,626 - Paolo ! - Hi ! 347 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,628 My goodness, what a fright ! 348 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,880 How are you, Alberto ? 349 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:13,216 Were you watching the show ? 350 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:16,010 No, unfortunately we got here too late. 351 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,638 Good, because it wasn't the best performance. 352 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,890 - Shouldn't you be on stage ? - You're right ! 353 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,268 I left early, I made the character's lines more concise. 354 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,897 - We've got a job proposal. - Maybe ! 355 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,775 - Let's talk outside. - As you wish. 356 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,610 - Don't you have to say thanks ? - No ! 357 00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:35,279 That's an out-dated tradition now... 358 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:38,616 I'll send a telegram later. 359 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,744 - He looks like an idiot to me. - He's an eclectic artist ! 360 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,790 I don't understand what kind of role you want me to play. 361 00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:48,918 - Is he a businessman's chauffeur ? - Yes, he's a chauffeur, 362 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:52,255 but he's also an advisor, a problem solver... 363 00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,507 a great character, we're working on it. 364 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,385 So he's a sort of "work in progress". 365 00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:01,013 Very well. What theatres will we work in ? 366 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,683 - No theatres. - No theatres. 367 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,393 No theatres ? 368 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:08,646 He means it's a travelling show ! 369 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:09,897 Very interesting. 370 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:13,067 So I'll be a street performer. A sort offree-style theatre. 371 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,403 - Very free ! - A sort of reality show. 372 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,530 - No, I don't do reality shows. - Why not ? 373 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,073 To protect my image. 374 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,952 He means "reality" like realism, neorealism. 375 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,454 No, it's real ! 376 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,331 Help me to understand. 377 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:30,084 Is it a sort offiction-reportage about a chauffeur 378 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,962 who lives with his boss ? 379 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:35,339 - What did you say his name is ? - Alberto. 380 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,800 - Giorgiazzi ! - Alberto Giorgiazzi. 381 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,219 Any connection with Giorgio Albertazzi ? 382 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,221 In anagram form. 383 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:45,224 Alberto, for a few days, you'll play the chauffeur, 384 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,810 the butler and the waiter for Mr Ludovisi. 385 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,979 Do you want to do it or not ? 386 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,985 First of all, I don't like this man's sarcastic tone. 387 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,196 - Come on ! - Who I don't even know. 388 00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,364 - I'm a friend of Paolo's. - I don't care ! 389 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,742 If there's a contract, I'll do it. 390 00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:06,078 - If not, goodbye and thank you. - No, no. Alberto ! 391 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,123 I wasn't expecting this from you. 392 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,501 - You're right. - I've never felt so insulted. 393 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,837 - I'm sorry. - I won the Golden Corn. 394 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,215 - I know. - For best extra in Italy. 395 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,468 - I know that. - I'm an actor. An actor ! 396 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:25,389 Give me one reason why I should get involved in this bullshit. 397 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,225 One reason. 398 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,852 - 200 euros. - A day ? 399 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,521 - Aweek ! - There, I knew it ! 400 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,732 - So it's a no ? - No, it's a yes ! 401 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:37,526 - When do we start ? - You said yes ? 402 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,779 - I can't do Fridays. - We need you every day. 403 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,906 - I should have... - Your visiting card ? 404 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:43,741 - My Equity card. - What's that ? 405 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,284 I can never find it. 406 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,038 Sara's typical day. 407 00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:52,124 What's the first thing she does when she gets up ? 408 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,919 - Awee. - Forget about bodily needs. 409 00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:57,672 - When she goes out. - Food shopping. 410 00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,298 - In what supermarket ? - The organic one. 411 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,676 - Via... - Via the shortcut. 412 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:05,054 No ! What's the name of the street ? 413 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,306 - Ah ! Via San Pasquale. - Correct ! 414 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:11,060 - Did I forget anything ? - How do I know ? 415 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,561 Sorry. 416 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:14,897 Goodbye. 417 00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:22,029 - What an oddball ! Seen him before ? - No. 418 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:25,574 Consistent with her romantic nature 419 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,785 Sara believes in fate, 420 00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:30,329 in love at first sight and in true love. 421 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:33,457 However a series of failed relationships 422 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,918 has left her feeling more cynical, 423 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:41,590 which makes her a more difficult subject to win over. 424 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:44,468 - What happens in Via San Pasquale ? - She takes a taxi. 425 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,555 - What will you do ? - Jump in the same taxi and you call me. 426 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,807 - As a co... - As a courting opportunity. 427 00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:51,976 No ! As a coincidence. And then... 428 00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:53,686 - You'll call me. - On the phone. 429 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,229 - To tell me about the monkey. - What monkey ? 430 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:59,817 - The one she likes... - The woolly monkey ! 431 00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:01,444 Viale Gramsci ! 432 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,738 - Sorry. - No, I'm sorry. 433 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,740 - Aren't you... - No... 434 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:09,618 - You are, I saw you... - No, no. 435 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:13,122 Ifwe're going the same way, I'll give you a lift, ma'am. 436 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,249 - Miss. - What did I miss ? 437 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,626 I'm a miss. 438 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:20,129 - You are ? - What number are you going to ? 439 00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:22,006 To... 440 00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:24,383 - I'm going to number 15. - Number 15 ? 441 00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:26,135 Sorry, I meant number 11 . 442 00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:29,764 Right, because the numbers are in descending order in Via Gramsci. 443 00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:31,599 So ? 444 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:34,018 - So you'll give me a lift, ma'am. - Miss. 445 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:37,897 Eventually, when you've decided who's going to get out first, 446 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,107 do you think you could let me know ? 447 00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:42,026 Yes, sorry. You're right. 448 00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:43,611 Apologies. 449 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,990 Here we are ! 450 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:49,992 Someone's calling me. 451 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,286 - Excuse me, it's a call. - Go ahead. 452 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,665 - Is that Vivaldi ? - Yes. 453 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,752 - Spring ? - Yes, yes. 454 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:03,422 - I love it. - Me too, it's so energising ! 455 00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:08,177 And while I'm looking for my phone, I can listen to some music. 456 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,054 - Sorry, do you mind ? - Not at all. 457 00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:13,015 I'm full of stuff... Ifyou could hold it... 458 00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:15,768 This too, it's very important to me. 459 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,813 - Shakespeare's Sonnets ? - Yes. 460 00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:20,815 Which one's your favourite ? 461 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:25,319 The one about uncertainty... to be or not to be. 462 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:26,821 Hello ? 463 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:28,531 My dear friend ! 464 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:32,034 That's great news ! Really ? 465 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,413 I wish I was there, in Africa... 466 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:38,958 so I could carry her home in my arms. 467 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:43,212 Thanks. Call me when you're in Nairobi. 468 00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:45,714 Thanks a million. 469 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:50,678 - Are you sponsoring a child ? - Kind of. 470 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,930 - A girl ? - No, a monkey. 471 00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:55,975 A monkey ! 472 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,101 What kind of monkey ? 473 00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,478 A monkey... 474 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:02,064 A real one... a hairy one. 475 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,941 I really love them. 476 00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:06,944 Yes, these things really cheer you up. 477 00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:09,864 - That's true. - By the way, I don't know your name. 478 00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:11,615 - Yes, you're right. - My name's Paolo. 479 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:13,492 - Sara. - I know. 480 00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:15,870 - How ? - Sorry, my hand ! 481 00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:19,248 I've arrived. Could you pull over, please ? 482 00:24:19,374 --> 00:24:20,583 Here. 483 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:24,378 - I'll pay. - No. Are you kidding ? I'll pay. 484 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:26,005 - Thanks, Paolo. - No problem. 485 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,258 - Thanks. - Here you are. 486 00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:32,136 - Keep the change. - Thanks ! 487 00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:35,347 Goodbye. 488 00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:37,391 - Bye. - Bye, Paolo. 489 00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:41,395 - Bye. - Bye. 490 00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:52,531 Stop ! Could you go back, please ? 491 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,366 Damn... 492 00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:56,118 the ring ! 493 00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:58,787 A bit further back. 494 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,670 I'll be right back. 495 00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:25,689 Don't worry, remain calm. 496 00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:29,151 When she arrives, look calm and relaxed, breathe ! 497 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:32,071 Breathe deeply. How do you breathe ? 498 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:34,198 With my gills ! 499 00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:36,659 - An actor who doesn't breathe... - Dies ! 500 00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:40,287 No ! Breathing properly improves your life. 501 00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:45,417 Speak clearly, pronounce words properly, don't mumble. 502 00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:47,795 You're a rich, powerful man. 503 00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:50,172 Poor people mumble. 504 00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:53,968 Where are we going, sir ? 505 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:58,430 - What's that ? - An elocution exercise. 506 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:01,684 You obstruct your phonetic apparatus with an object. 507 00:26:01,851 --> 00:26:05,729 When you remove the object the words flow better. 508 00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:07,439 - You try. - How gross ! 509 00:26:07,607 --> 00:26:08,983 Next time. 510 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:12,736 - Alberto, don't stress me out. - Ah ! "Do not" stress me out. 511 00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:14,947 - Whatever. - "Do not". 512 00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:18,200 - Okay. - We'll meet Federica, she's an... 513 00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:21,245 - Architect. - Pronounce the final T ! 514 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:23,831 - I always get it wrong. - Why are we going to see her ? 515 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:26,208 Because she'll be decorating a villa I own downtown. 516 00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:27,835 - In the "centre". - Whatever ! 517 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:30,254 - "Centre" is the correct term. - Same difference. 518 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,381 - What do you mean ? - I say "downtown". 519 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:35,384 - I'm trying to help you. - Whatever, "centre"... 520 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:38,262 - You're hard work ! - Don't be rude. 521 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:39,888 - What about the door ? - It's closed. 522 00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,515 - It's like "floor". - It's not on the floor. 523 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:43,767 - It rhymes with" floor". - Not again ! 524 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,770 How do you say: "Open the door"? 525 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:51,483 - Open it for real. - Holy cow ! 526 00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:54,653 Do you lock the door with a "cow" ? 527 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:57,239 - Don't you mean "key" ? - I got it wrong. 528 00:26:57,365 --> 00:27:00,242 - I pronounced it wrong. - Is it "cow" or "key" ? 529 00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:02,244 - What key ? - The radiator key ? 530 00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:04,872 - I'm getting confused. - Let's go ! 531 00:27:33,943 --> 00:27:36,945 Don't rush. You've the world at your feet. 532 00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:40,199 When I open your door, don't rush out ! 533 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:42,076 Dammit ! Come on, get out ! 534 00:27:42,952 --> 00:27:44,453 - Shall I get out or not ? - You can now. 535 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:47,164 I'm talking to the mortal being, the so-called actor 536 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:50,084 who should change career. Get out, put on my hat and gloves. 537 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:53,087 Let's swap roles. I'll be Ludovisi. 538 00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:56,340 - Come off it... - Watch how a gentleman gets out. 539 00:27:56,466 --> 00:27:58,717 - Do I need to wear these ? - Take my place. 540 00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:00,594 - No, come on, this is absurd. - Take my place ! 541 00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:03,222 - They're waiting for us... - I'm not budging ! I'll stop him too. 542 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:05,224 - Sorry. - Take my place. 543 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:07,976 You'll make me have a nervous breakdown. 544 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:11,438 You have to start from here. Acting is all about timing. 545 00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:13,440 Go through the whole enactment. 546 00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:17,611 And don't sigh ! You're an employee ! 547 00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:20,197 Did you hear me ? Move the car ! 548 00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:23,575 - What is it ? - Come on ! 549 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,452 Move the car ! 550 00:28:26,746 --> 00:28:29,373 You're blocking the exit. Will you move the... 551 00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:32,710 Can you move the car ? Did you hear me ? Come on. 552 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:34,336 Sorry. 553 00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:41,719 Good morning. You must be Mr Ludovisi. 554 00:28:42,762 --> 00:28:45,889 - Are you Miss Federica ? - Hello. Please, come in. 555 00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:47,391 Thank you. May I ? 556 00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:52,229 It's a fine day today. 557 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:08,912 Excuse me ! 558 00:29:34,063 --> 00:29:36,064 - Oh God ! - Sorry ! 559 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,941 No, I just thought... 560 00:29:38,067 --> 00:29:41,528 - How did you get here ? - I was at work. 561 00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:45,324 - How come you're here ? - Don't ask. 562 00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:47,576 - Monkey trouble ? - Pardon ? 563 00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:50,537 No, I don't know... Oh, my monkey ! 564 00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:54,082 No, my monkey's fine. She's okay, everything's fine. 565 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:56,668 But today I lost something that meant a lot to me. 566 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,337 An object... 567 00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:00,923 that's of great importance. 568 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,550 - I'm very... - This ? 569 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:07,095 How's this possible ? 570 00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:08,972 Where... 571 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:11,099 Where did you find it ? 572 00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:13,477 I saw it when you got out of the taxi. 573 00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:16,230 I came back, but you had gone. 574 00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:18,857 - The ring's there too ! - Of course. 575 00:30:20,109 --> 00:30:23,821 You really are an angel. I need to thank you. 576 00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:27,991 How can I thank you ? Can I invite you to dinner ? 577 00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:32,746 The future owner of that ring may not like that. 578 00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:36,625 What owner ? Oh, no... This ring isn't mine. 579 00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:39,461 - It's not ? - It belongs to a friend. 580 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:42,381 I picked it up for him, it's his engagement ring. 581 00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:44,883 That's why it was so important, you see ? 582 00:30:45,134 --> 00:30:46,760 Thank goodness I found it ! 583 00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:49,221 Exactly. So ? 584 00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:53,141 - So... ? - Can I take you out to dinner ? 585 00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:57,479 Sorry, I'm making you feel awkward. 586 00:30:57,605 --> 00:31:00,774 We've onlyjust met, I'm being too forward. 587 00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:03,110 I got carried away. 588 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:05,529 - Yes. - People push me to do things... 589 00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:08,615 Yes ! I'll have dinner with you. 590 00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:12,160 - Really ? - Yes. 591 00:31:13,162 --> 00:31:14,288 How come ? 592 00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:24,298 - My compliments, it's a lovely office. - Thank you. 593 00:31:24,507 --> 00:31:28,176 - Good morning. - Battista ! You're here at last. 594 00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:30,679 Miss Federica wanted to know ifwe brought the records. 595 00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:33,265 What records ? Albums ? LPs ? 596 00:31:34,183 --> 00:31:37,019 He loves to joke, this wretched pleb ! 597 00:31:37,186 --> 00:31:39,688 - This... pleb ? - The land registry records. 598 00:31:39,939 --> 00:31:42,816 - Is there a problem ? - The land registry records. 599 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:45,319 - Would you like a drink ? - Thanks, I'll have a Chinotto. 600 00:31:45,528 --> 00:31:48,447 - And you Battista ? - My name's Vincenzo ! 601 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:51,158 I can't remember the names of all my staff. 602 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:52,576 There are hundreds of them. 603 00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:55,662 To avoid mistakes, I call them all Battista. 604 00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:58,790 - Okay. So, just a Chinotto ? - Yes, thanks. 605 00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:02,085 - Did I miss something ? - The lady's misunderstood. 606 00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:04,546 She saw you driving and thinks I'm Mr Ludovisi. 607 00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:07,716 - So I'm the chauffeur ? - I thought it best to leave it. 608 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:10,344 - Keep it under your hat. - What do you mean ? 609 00:32:10,553 --> 00:32:13,180 - That we'll keep the truth hidden. - I get it ! 610 00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:15,474 It's a classic Pirandellian situation, I'm loving this... 611 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,726 - This is killing me. - You don't understand. 612 00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:19,728 What's the house like ? 613 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:22,105 - We sent you an email. - Yes, that's right. 614 00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:24,066 - Shut up ! - Well, you can tell me. 615 00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:26,318 - It's in the email. - That's right ! 616 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:29,321 - You're staff, be quiet. - Sorry, sir. Go ahead. 617 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:30,614 I will. 618 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:33,450 - Well ? - It's a wonderful house. 619 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,243 Don't go overboard... 620 00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:39,581 Located on a slight slope in Posillipo. 621 00:32:39,749 --> 00:32:41,708 - A slope, in Posillipo ? - Sort of ! 622 00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:44,252 It's so slight, it's invisible ! 623 00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:49,132 Plus there are underground chambers. 624 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:50,884 Really ? 625 00:32:51,135 --> 00:32:52,594 An outcrop. 626 00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:55,722 - It's a medieval house. - He loves old things. 627 00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:57,724 - How big is it ? - How big... 628 00:32:59,018 --> 00:33:01,603 - 1 ,200 square metres. - Wow ! 629 00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:04,231 - Napoleonic ! - I was surprised too. 630 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:06,233 I was amazed. 631 00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:09,486 For me, it's a bit small, I feel suffocated. 632 00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:11,363 That can happen... 633 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:13,740 What else can I say ? 634 00:33:13,908 --> 00:33:15,617 I'm going to kill you... 635 00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:17,911 - The pool, sir. - A pool like this. 636 00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:19,538 - Round. - Round. 637 00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:23,166 It's shallow, ifyou dive in, you'd bang your head. 638 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:28,046 It's hot, there's a sauna with a Turkish bath. That's it. 639 00:33:28,297 --> 00:33:29,673 Thank God ! 640 00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:33,635 That's odd, the email I received described an apartment 641 00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:35,429 which is 120 square metres. 642 00:33:35,638 --> 00:33:38,390 in the centre, top floor, overlooking Piazza Plebiscito. 643 00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:40,892 I see what this idiot's done. 644 00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:43,687 He sent you the information of my annexe. 645 00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:46,815 Oh, it's an annexe ? I'm not good with... 646 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:51,028 Send me another email with the details of the right house then. 647 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:54,448 - Let's do this, miss... - Madam. 648 00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:56,575 - Madam Federica ! - Okay. 649 00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:59,578 Ifyou'd like to have dinner with me one evening, 650 00:33:59,787 --> 00:34:01,580 we can discuss it properly. 651 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,665 I'd love to. 652 00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:06,960 - She said yes ? - Without hesitation. 653 00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:08,962 He's moved in. 654 00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:10,589 Get off the exercise bike ! 655 00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:14,051 Federica accepted his invite just like that ? 656 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:16,303 - Yes ! - But she's a real... 657 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,346 - Floosie ! - Slow down. 658 00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:20,348 No, she's a real floosie ! 659 00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:22,559 - You think so ? - I was very convincing. 660 00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:26,730 Not only did he swap roles, but she accepted his dinner invite. 661 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:28,982 Thanks to my "physique du role" ! 662 00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:31,818 You really think Federica could fall for someone like him ? 663 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:35,989 Hold on, are you doubting my character 664 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,699 or the real me ? 665 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:40,869 I may not be a hit as Mr Ludovisi, 666 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:45,457 but asAlberto Giorgiazzi, I make women go crazy. 667 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:48,376 Especially after they meet you ! 668 00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:52,714 I think it's best that we stick to the plan. 669 00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:55,008 Alberto, in the role of Mr Ludovisi, 670 00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:57,636 will make Federica fall in love then dump her. 671 00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:58,887 But, my dear friends, 672 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:02,849 the staging, the distribution of roles, is the most delicate part. 673 00:35:03,017 --> 00:35:06,019 If any of the roles are wrong, it won't be credible. 674 00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:08,730 I think I am 675 00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:12,025 more naturally suited than him for the role... 676 00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:14,152 of a powerful man. - We know that. 677 00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:18,406 This misunderstanding doesn't jeopardise things but it facilitates 678 00:35:18,616 --> 00:35:20,909 the actualization ofyour plan. 679 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,786 We know that ! 680 00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:26,665 So if I'm going from being the chauffeur to Mr Ludovisi, 681 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:29,167 I think that 200 euros a week, 682 00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:31,002 which I presume are gross, 683 00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:34,881 are a real insult, and I'm not a finicky type. 684 00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:36,675 All this to ask for money ? 685 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:39,010 Just out of curiosity... is it gross ? 686 00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:43,932 Don't you know yet ? 687 00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:47,435 Okay, at this point you can discuss it with my agent. 688 00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:49,396 - You have an agent ? - Of course. 689 00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:52,065 - Can't we hire a real chauffeur ? - How can we ? 690 00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:55,152 - It's simple ! - Federica thinks he's Mr Ludovisi. 691 00:35:55,319 --> 00:35:58,071 You signed me up, you have to use me. 692 00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:00,448 He's even blackmailing us. 693 00:36:00,658 --> 00:36:03,451 On my conditions, otherwise it's bye bye ! 694 00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:06,580 Where are you going ? Come back ! 695 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:10,208 - Let's not overreact. - Exactly. Apologize. 696 00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:12,794 - Come on, Alberto ! Please. - Say sorry. 697 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:15,589 - Goddammit... sorry. - You're not convincing enough. 698 00:36:15,798 --> 00:36:17,966 - I'm sorry. - You say sorry too. 699 00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:19,801 - Sorry. - It's all right. 700 00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:22,095 Is that it ? You believed him right away. 701 00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:24,347 - Immediately. - He's prejudiced ! 702 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:27,434 I want 10% of this operation. 703 00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:30,187 We're not dividing the booty. 704 00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:32,814 - I want 10% of my pay. - Oh, ofyour pay. 705 00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:34,733 - Twenty euros. Come on ! - No ! 706 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:38,695 10% of the pay for the whole period. 707 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:41,364 - We don't know how long it'll be. - I'll take that risk. 708 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:43,575 Paolo, please, give him 200 euros. 709 00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:46,620 - Why me ? - Well, I don't keep cash at home. 710 00:36:46,829 --> 00:36:48,205 Right. 711 00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:50,707 Wait... I've only got 50 euros... 712 00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:53,960 - Give it here ! It's more than I have. - My goodness ! 713 00:36:54,128 --> 00:36:56,504 - Is this including expenses ? - What expenses ? 714 00:36:56,714 --> 00:36:58,840 - Where will I sleep ? - At your house. 715 00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:01,384 But I have to step into the character's shoes. 716 00:37:01,594 --> 00:37:04,387 Step into your house instead. 717 00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:10,393 I'm pleased, a decent suit at last. 718 00:37:10,603 --> 00:37:14,022 After all, to get off to a good start, a dinner invite really calls for 719 00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:17,359 a pinstripe suit, even though the pinstripes are a bit too thin, 720 00:37:17,526 --> 00:37:20,028 too close, they make me look shorter. 721 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:23,782 - It's the pinstripes' fault ? - I think so. 722 00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:27,786 I think a pinstripe suit is too much for a pizzeria. 723 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,789 - A restaurant would have been better. - No ! 724 00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:33,541 You would have looked ostentatious. 725 00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:35,919 Those with real wealth aren't. Poor men say: 726 00:37:36,045 --> 00:37:38,255 "I'll take you to a top restaurant." Rich guys say: 727 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:41,758 "I'll take you to a pizzeria. Local food, cheap and cheerful". 728 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:44,177 Don't you agree ? 729 00:37:44,428 --> 00:37:47,889 If a rich guy's hungry, he'd go to a flash restaurant too. 730 00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:49,307 Rich guys don't get hungry. 731 00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:51,893 Don't forget, I'm an actor, I've studied acting... 732 00:37:52,019 --> 00:37:55,063 ..and I won the Golden Corn. - The Golden Corn ! My God ! 733 00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:57,524 - Shut up, she's here ! - Here I am ! 734 00:38:03,572 --> 00:38:05,699 - How are you, Madam Federica ? - Good evening. 735 00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:08,952 - Call me Federica. - May I ? 736 00:38:09,161 --> 00:38:10,787 - Of course. - Aflying start ! 737 00:38:10,913 --> 00:38:13,206 - Where are we going ? - To a pizzeria... 738 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:14,541 What ? 739 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:16,584 I made a mistake ! 740 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:20,046 - So where ? - That wretch ! Come on. 741 00:38:20,214 --> 00:38:21,840 - Sir. - After you. 742 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,967 To the pizzeria then ? 743 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:27,095 Favourite film, "Cocoon". 744 00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:30,974 Favourite food, berries, greens, roots. 745 00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:34,436 Favourite book, "Lolita"... 746 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:37,230 - Hi. - Hi. 747 00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:40,233 - How are you ? - Fine, and you ? 748 00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:41,943 Fine. 749 00:38:43,195 --> 00:38:46,948 Before it was Vivaldi, now it's Pino. You know we like the same music ? 750 00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:49,117 Really ? What a coincidence ! 751 00:38:49,243 --> 00:38:52,370 I heard him play live once. 752 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,456 - When ? - In 19... 753 00:38:54,623 --> 00:38:55,874 '93 ? 754 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,125 In Cava ? 755 00:38:57,251 --> 00:38:58,501 Cava de' Tirreni ? 756 00:38:58,627 --> 00:39:00,712 I don't believe it. I was there too. 757 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,590 That was the first ever concert I went to. 758 00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:06,760 Remember those girls with that huge banner ? 759 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:10,513 - What did it say ? - "You're... gorgeous." 760 00:39:10,639 --> 00:39:13,141 My goodness ! What a crowd ! 761 00:39:13,976 --> 00:39:15,769 Pino was fantastic, remember ? 762 00:39:15,978 --> 00:39:19,898 Yes... Listen, I booked this quiet little restaurant, 763 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,983 nothing glamorous... 764 00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:25,236 it's called "Turnip Heads". 765 00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:36,790 - Sorry, what's the name? - "Turnip Heads". Is that okay ? 766 00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:41,127 That's my favourite restaurant too. 767 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,301 To hell with the diet today. 768 00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:51,304 Mixed fried starters, are they to share ? 769 00:39:52,306 --> 00:39:54,641 - Pizzas to follow, okay ? - Yes, thanks. 770 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:58,812 - Do you like this place ? - It's very nice. 771 00:39:59,021 --> 00:40:01,564 But warn me next time, I'll wearjeans. 772 00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:06,778 Sometimes I like to venture into a more vernacular setting. 773 00:40:06,946 --> 00:40:10,198 A successful man should never forget where he's from. 774 00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:13,576 - Where are you from ? - Where am I from ? 775 00:40:13,702 --> 00:40:15,578 - Don't you know ? - No. 776 00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:19,207 I'll explain later. Cheers ! 777 00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:24,838 Oh God. No ! 778 00:40:25,047 --> 00:40:26,714 What's wrong ? 779 00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:28,466 Now what'll we do ? 780 00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:32,470 Well, I have to take you home. We'll do this another night. 781 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,681 - Why ? - I forgot to bring my wallet. 782 00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:37,225 - I live miles away. - I've got money, don't worry. 783 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:38,726 No, are you kidding ? 784 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:41,354 - Don't worry, Paolo. - No, what'll we say... 785 00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:42,981 To who ? 786 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:44,983 I can't do this, no ! 787 00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:47,485 I won't tell anyone. 788 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:49,863 Wait a minute. 789 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,118 I've got another idea. 790 00:40:55,327 --> 00:40:56,995 - Come with me. - Where ? 791 00:40:57,121 --> 00:40:58,329 This way. 792 00:40:58,581 --> 00:41:01,124 When will you show me your villa ? 793 00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:03,251 - What villa ? - Your villa ! 794 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:06,087 Oh, the villa ! I'd forgotten. We're still looking for one. 795 00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:08,840 - What do you mean ? - I was joking. 796 00:41:09,508 --> 00:41:11,134 All in good time. 797 00:41:11,343 --> 00:41:14,012 Maybe we could discuss things together 798 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:18,224 over dinner again, another evening, like tonight. 799 00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:23,605 - Can I ask you something ? - Sure, go ahead. 800 00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:29,027 A man like you, who is so important and powerful... 801 00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:32,739 don't you have a girlfriend ? 802 00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:35,366 I thought you might ask me that. 803 00:41:35,534 --> 00:41:38,286 My role is a difficult one, entailing great sacrifices. 804 00:41:38,412 --> 00:41:41,915 - Playing the role of a man... - "Playing the role..." ? 805 00:41:42,124 --> 00:41:44,792 I mean... Playing the role of... 806 00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:48,129 I think life is like a big stage 807 00:41:48,297 --> 00:41:50,548 where everyone plays a role. 808 00:41:50,799 --> 00:41:53,885 My role as a rich and powerful man is a tricky one 809 00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:56,179 because I'm becoming distrustful. 810 00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:59,015 I never know if a woman truly loves me 811 00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:00,517 orjust my money. 812 00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:04,062 - That must be awful ! - You can't imagine, Federica. 813 00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:06,689 I feel that you're a very sincere person. 814 00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:09,400 Who told you that ? 815 00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:14,072 My intuition. I think you and I could have a good relationship. 816 00:42:14,281 --> 00:42:17,200 - You said you were distrustful. - Yes. 817 00:42:17,451 --> 00:42:19,702 But sometimes I just know. 818 00:42:20,913 --> 00:42:24,457 - I think you have a great personality. - What makes you think that ? 819 00:42:25,459 --> 00:42:26,960 What makes me think that ? 820 00:42:27,169 --> 00:42:29,087 I don't know, 821 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:31,714 but you're not at all how they describe you. 822 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,426 How who describes me ? 823 00:42:35,678 --> 00:42:38,429 Listen, you're lovely, but you ask too many questions. 824 00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:48,314 My goodness, I'm bursting ! I've held it in for five hours ! 825 00:42:48,482 --> 00:42:50,984 How do chauffeurs do this job ? 826 00:42:51,193 --> 00:42:53,695 That's Vincenzo ! 827 00:42:53,862 --> 00:42:56,197 - Vincenzo ! - Did you say "Vincenzo" ? 828 00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:58,199 - Come and meet him. - My goodness ! 829 00:42:58,367 --> 00:43:00,076 - No, I know him. - Why are they are ? 830 00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:02,370 - How do you know him ? - No, I mean... I don't know him. 831 00:43:02,496 --> 00:43:04,831 That's why I want you to meet him, he's my ex. 832 00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:06,749 - Maybe he'll get mad. - Why ? 833 00:43:06,875 --> 00:43:09,002 Because we're not at the restaurant. 834 00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:11,629 Why would he care ? Come on. 835 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:13,339 - What's up ? - Hi. 836 00:43:13,507 --> 00:43:15,967 - Good evening. - You look so smart. 837 00:43:16,135 --> 00:43:17,719 Yes... 838 00:43:17,886 --> 00:43:20,221 - I went to a wedding. - Did she get married ? 839 00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:22,015 - Who ? - Did who get married ? 840 00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:24,142 Do we know each other ? 841 00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:26,603 - Who's he ? - Afriend. 842 00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:28,021 Hello... 843 00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:32,609 - Why are you here ? - We forgot our wallet. 844 00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:34,777 You forgot it. 845 00:43:34,903 --> 00:43:36,529 Anyway, Paolo meet Vincenzo. 846 00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:40,366 - It's your first date, right ? - How did you know ? 847 00:43:40,534 --> 00:43:42,243 The sandwiches. You're a vegetarian ! 848 00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:44,412 No, I've done my homework. 849 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:47,123 The ham one's mine, 850 00:43:47,249 --> 00:43:49,250 yours is with turkey ! 851 00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:53,504 I'd better go. I need to finish a job, excuse me. 852 00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:55,423 Bye. 853 00:43:55,549 --> 00:43:57,925 - Bye. - Fuck off ! 854 00:43:58,135 --> 00:44:01,137 - He looked a bit tense. - Why do you think ? 855 00:44:01,263 --> 00:44:03,389 Maybe it's seeing me with another man. 856 00:44:03,557 --> 00:44:04,807 Well, okay... 857 00:44:05,017 --> 00:44:06,809 - Here you are. - Thanks. 858 00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:08,394 Enjoy. 859 00:44:08,562 --> 00:44:09,812 And this is for you. 860 00:44:11,565 --> 00:44:14,442 - Corn on the cob ? - The pizza chef sent it. 861 00:44:14,693 --> 00:44:16,819 - To me ? - And this too. 862 00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:22,575 "Seeing you won the Golden..." 863 00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:24,285 ..Corn. 864 00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:27,413 You know where you can stick it." 865 00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:30,833 The pizza chef sent it ? 866 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:33,920 And you brought it to me ? 867 00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:38,966 Mr Pizza Chef, we didn't order any corn on the cob. 868 00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:41,427 Why, are you offended ? 869 00:44:41,595 --> 00:44:43,596 You're a total dickhead ! 870 00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:46,432 - Do you know him ? - No, I don't think so. 871 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,102 Don't you like your Corn anymore ? 872 00:44:49,311 --> 00:44:51,104 - What's he saying ? - I don't know. 873 00:44:51,313 --> 00:44:53,815 - Who's that scruffbag ? - Did he call me a "scruffbag" ? 874 00:44:53,982 --> 00:44:56,567 - No ! - I see. You've dumped Carmela... 875 00:44:56,819 --> 00:44:59,320 ..and hooked up with her ! - I don't understand. 876 00:44:59,446 --> 00:45:02,865 - Do something ! - He's the entertainer. 877 00:45:02,991 --> 00:45:04,826 Entertainer my ass ! 878 00:45:04,993 --> 00:45:07,954 Did you give her the forbidden fruit ? 879 00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:10,331 We don't eat fruit. Give us the bill. 880 00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:13,501 The bill ? He's pretending he doesn't know me ! 881 00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:18,089 What a coward ! Come back, I'll show you ! 882 00:45:18,257 --> 00:45:21,592 I'm mortified by how the evening's gone. 883 00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,010 Don't worry ! 884 00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:26,222 You know, when folklore becomes terrorism... 885 00:45:26,348 --> 00:45:29,350 the only thing you can do is run. 886 00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:32,895 - He was crazy. - I'm sorry you didn't get to eat. 887 00:45:33,147 --> 00:45:36,774 No, it's okay, I've still not digested that fried food. It hurts here. 888 00:45:37,651 --> 00:45:39,235 - Here ? - Yes, it hurts... 889 00:45:39,361 --> 00:45:41,028 Here ? 890 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:49,620 - Oops ! - What's up ? 891 00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:52,915 - It looked like an oil stain. - Isn't it ? 892 00:45:53,041 --> 00:45:55,126 - It was a shadow. - What a shame ! 893 00:45:56,044 --> 00:45:58,296 Well, thank you. Goodnight. 894 00:45:58,422 --> 00:45:59,922 Bye. 895 00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:06,429 - Alberto, I need a wee ! - Now ? 896 00:46:06,638 --> 00:46:08,890 - I'm bursting. - We have to go. 897 00:46:09,057 --> 00:46:11,017 - Let me wee ! - I'll come too. 898 00:46:11,185 --> 00:46:12,935 - Do you need one too ? - I don't know. 899 00:46:13,061 --> 00:46:14,562 Well ? 900 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,653 What's wrong ? 901 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,907 The worst first date ever ! 902 00:46:26,074 --> 00:46:27,575 Why ? 903 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:30,953 It was a great date, nothing's ever perfect. 904 00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:32,663 No ? 905 00:46:38,712 --> 00:46:41,672 You know you really made me laugh ? 906 00:46:42,966 --> 00:46:44,217 Bye. 907 00:46:50,057 --> 00:46:52,308 Is that a good thing ? 908 00:46:58,232 --> 00:46:59,816 Bye. 909 00:47:03,737 --> 00:47:06,864 I'm just sorry no one's seeing me. 910 00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:09,075 That's a good thing, we're weeing ! 911 00:47:09,243 --> 00:47:12,745 Not here... I meant at the theatre. 912 00:47:12,955 --> 00:47:15,248 - Who do you want to see you ? - Maybe WoodyAllen... 913 00:47:15,457 --> 00:47:17,500 He'd laugh his head off ! 914 00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:22,004 - You've already finished ? - We've been here ten minutes ! 915 00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:24,090 You didn't even need to go. 916 00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:26,509 What with all the stress, and my prostate. 917 00:47:31,765 --> 00:47:33,766 Are you putting a lock on it ? 918 00:47:34,476 --> 00:47:38,271 - Do you have a mastiff in there ? - Don't you ever shut up ? 919 00:47:39,398 --> 00:47:41,023 - Paolo ! - What is it ? 920 00:47:41,149 --> 00:47:43,609 It's a call for you. 921 00:47:43,777 --> 00:47:46,279 - Who is it ? - Your teacher. 922 00:47:46,488 --> 00:47:48,531 - My teacher ? - Yes... 923 00:47:48,740 --> 00:47:52,243 He said: "Is your son in ?" I said: "I'll put him on." 924 00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:53,995 Hello ? 925 00:47:54,162 --> 00:47:55,663 Why are you sleeping ? 926 00:47:55,914 --> 00:47:59,250 - Why ? What time is it ? - lt's a quarter past six ! 927 00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:02,920 How can you sleep after what you did to me last night ? 928 00:48:03,797 --> 00:48:07,383 - What did I do ? - You almost ruined everything ! 929 00:48:07,509 --> 00:48:08,926 Your date with Sara ! 930 00:48:09,177 --> 00:48:12,513 You have to stick to the plan, or it won't work. 931 00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:15,266 So what's today's plan ? 932 00:48:15,434 --> 00:48:18,436 What's the first thing you need to buy today ? 933 00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:21,188 - Milk ? - What for, your cornflakes ? 934 00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:23,399 Not milk, but flowers for Sara ! 935 00:48:23,525 --> 00:48:25,902 Don't forget your money, get a nice bunch offlowers. 936 00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:28,529 He's gone back to sleep. 937 00:48:28,697 --> 00:48:30,823 Make sure they're not yellow. 938 00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:45,588 Alberto, don't go overboard. Itjust has to be a little thought. 939 00:48:45,839 --> 00:48:48,674 - What's my budget ? - Around 200, 250 euros. 940 00:48:48,842 --> 00:48:50,843 - Including VAT ? - It's not an invoice ! 941 00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:52,803 - That's not enough. - How much did you think ? 942 00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:55,848 - Five or six thousand. - You're nuts ! 943 00:48:56,099 --> 00:48:59,602 - I'm a nobleman. - Who cares ? It's my money ! 944 00:48:59,853 --> 00:49:02,355 - That's not my problem. - Exactly. So do as you're told. 945 00:49:02,564 --> 00:49:04,565 There's no need to show off. 946 00:49:04,691 --> 00:49:07,360 Poor folk boast about how much they spend. 947 00:49:07,569 --> 00:49:10,071 They say: "My goodness, I spent so much !" 948 00:49:10,238 --> 00:49:12,323 Rich people say: "It was nothing." 949 00:49:12,491 --> 00:49:16,077 Poor people say: "I spent loads !" Rich people say: "It's nothing". 950 00:49:16,244 --> 00:49:19,246 - Do you always talk to yourself ? - It's a mind-set. 951 00:49:19,373 --> 00:49:21,499 You don't always need to spend money. 952 00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:23,250 Rich people say: "It's nothing". 953 00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:26,754 Poor people say: "My goodness, I spent so much !" 954 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:29,090 I'm an actor, don't teach me how to do voices. 955 00:49:29,257 --> 00:49:31,634 All right, I won't... 956 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,136 but you're not taking my money, okay ? 957 00:49:34,346 --> 00:49:35,846 It's my money, I call the shots. 958 00:49:36,098 --> 00:49:38,224 A little thought. What will you say ? 959 00:49:38,392 --> 00:49:41,602 - My goodness, it's nothing. - No, you mixed things up. 960 00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:44,605 Be the rich man who doesn't boast. "It's nothing". 961 00:49:44,773 --> 00:49:47,274 Not: "I spent so much !". Try again. 962 00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:50,903 - I spent so much ! - Come on, you're an actor ! 963 00:49:51,154 --> 00:49:52,905 - Leave it to me ! - You call yourself an actor ! 964 00:49:53,156 --> 00:49:55,282 - I know what I'm doing ! - That's what worried me. 965 00:49:55,492 --> 00:49:57,159 Don't let me down. 966 00:49:58,161 --> 00:49:59,787 There you go ! 967 00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:03,165 - So, what do you think ? - It's beautiful. 968 00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:05,626 But it's not me who has to like it. 969 00:50:05,752 --> 00:50:07,920 Who then ? 970 00:50:08,630 --> 00:50:11,048 - Why, is it for me ? - Of course. 971 00:50:11,258 --> 00:50:13,634 - Are you nuts ? - Maybe. 972 00:50:14,386 --> 00:50:16,762 - I can't accept it. - Go on. 973 00:50:17,931 --> 00:50:21,767 Madam, could you have "Federica" engraved on it ? 974 00:50:21,935 --> 00:50:23,310 That too ? 975 00:50:24,438 --> 00:50:26,439 - That'll be no problem. - Thanks. 976 00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:28,315 My chauffeur will pay for it. 977 00:50:28,525 --> 00:50:31,819 My goodness ! We've spent so much, sir ! 978 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:34,196 It's nothing, Battista. 979 00:50:34,322 --> 00:50:38,451 - Like it's his money. - It's not my problem, madam. 980 00:50:38,577 --> 00:50:41,579 I think it is, because when we go out, he'll get hurt. 981 00:50:41,705 --> 00:50:44,957 My goodness, what a miser ! I'm still waiting for 200 euros. 982 00:50:45,167 --> 00:50:47,460 - Shall I slap you with it ? - Gross ! 983 00:50:47,669 --> 00:50:49,712 After tax ! 984 00:50:50,422 --> 00:50:52,423 Thank you. It's beautiful. 985 00:50:52,591 --> 00:50:53,716 Cherie ! 986 00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:58,971 Paolo, fill me in. Did you get her favourite DVD ? 987 00:50:59,181 --> 00:51:00,806 Yes, "Platoon" ! 988 00:51:00,974 --> 00:51:03,976 - "Cocoon" ! - I almost had a heart attack ! 989 00:51:04,227 --> 00:51:06,812 - Did she like the Lebanese food ? - Yes. 990 00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:09,356 - With all those spices... - I got a stomach ache. 991 00:51:09,566 --> 00:51:11,984 - Did she like it ? - Yes, but I didn't. 992 00:51:12,235 --> 00:51:14,737 I'm not surprised. What else ? 993 00:51:14,988 --> 00:51:17,073 Anything reallyjuicy ? 994 00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:19,116 Did you do anything fun ? 995 00:51:19,367 --> 00:51:22,703 - Yes, I took her to a karaoke bar. - But she hates karaoke. 996 00:51:22,871 --> 00:51:25,081 - Does she ? - It's too cheerful. 997 00:51:25,248 --> 00:51:27,583 Where's my coffee, please ? 998 00:51:28,585 --> 00:51:30,211 I don't think so. 999 00:51:31,254 --> 00:51:33,380 Look at your face ! 1000 00:51:34,591 --> 00:51:37,009 But... how is she ? 1001 00:52:14,798 --> 00:52:17,883 Alberto wanted to be a true gentleman 1002 00:52:18,051 --> 00:52:21,303 and buy her a piece ofjewellery. So who paid for it ? 1003 00:52:21,555 --> 00:52:23,681 - What are you thinking about ? - Sorry ? 1004 00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:25,307 Where's my coffee ? 1005 00:52:30,564 --> 00:52:32,690 - Do you have a dog ? - It's not mine. I'll explain later. 1006 00:52:32,816 --> 00:52:35,401 - Why did you bring me to Pozzuoli ? - I know this girl. 1007 00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:37,653 A promising star, she's very talented. 1008 00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:38,821 What do I care ? 1009 00:52:39,030 --> 00:52:42,825 Listen, Mr Ludovisi wouldn't have just one member of staff. 1010 00:52:43,034 --> 00:52:45,077 He needs an assistant and a secretary. 1011 00:52:45,328 --> 00:52:48,205 - An entire platoon ! - Do you want to do everything ? 1012 00:52:48,415 --> 00:52:51,917 - What's your point ? - She could be my secretary. 1013 00:52:52,085 --> 00:52:55,421 - Ludovisi doesn't make his own calls. - All this for a phone call ? 1014 00:52:55,589 --> 00:52:58,048 Not only for that. That's why I hired a dog. 1015 00:52:58,216 --> 00:53:01,093 - You hired a dog ? - No, he's an actor ! 1016 00:53:01,344 --> 00:53:03,721 Ludovisi can't be alone, he needs a dog. 1017 00:53:03,847 --> 00:53:06,223 - Why, is he blind ? - No, he's an extra. 1018 00:53:11,813 --> 00:53:14,106 - Good morning. - Maestro ! 1019 00:53:14,357 --> 00:53:16,233 - Maestro ? - What do you think ? 1020 00:53:16,484 --> 00:53:18,944 - The colour's a bit... - I'm talking about the girl. 1021 00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:20,821 Very pretty. 1022 00:53:20,989 --> 00:53:22,489 - Are you ready ? - I'm raring to go ! 1023 00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:25,576 - Who are you ? - Mr Lutovisi's secretary. 1024 00:53:25,744 --> 00:53:27,578 No, Ludovisi, with a D. 1025 00:53:27,746 --> 00:53:29,371 - Eh, Lutovisi ! - Not again ! 1026 00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:32,625 She's taking elocution lessons, she's working on her consonants. 1027 00:53:32,834 --> 00:53:34,501 She's got a long way to go ! 1028 00:53:34,711 --> 00:53:37,213 Let's run through it. Let him hear 1029 00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:40,841 how you dial the number for Madam Federica's office. 1030 00:53:40,967 --> 00:53:43,135 - Madam Federica ! - Is she a receptionist ? 1031 00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:45,638 She's good, she studied mime. 1032 00:53:45,847 --> 00:53:48,265 To dial a number ? 1033 00:53:48,516 --> 00:53:52,144 - I'll put you through to Mr Lutovisi. - Dovisi ! 1034 00:53:52,395 --> 00:53:54,355 - Not again ! - She's great ! 1035 00:53:54,522 --> 00:53:58,025 - 'old the line ! - Wow, I've got goose bumps ! 1036 00:53:58,276 --> 00:54:01,528 She struggles with the H, but she'll amaze you. 1037 00:54:01,738 --> 00:54:04,657 - I'm already amazed ! - Take the dog. 1038 00:54:05,867 --> 00:54:09,787 - Acting has always been my dream. - Make sure it stays that way ! 1039 00:54:09,996 --> 00:54:12,998 - They say I'm good too ! - Tell me, who says that ? 1040 00:54:13,166 --> 00:54:15,918 Yes, everyone's pushing me to continue. 1041 00:54:16,127 --> 00:54:19,046 Let's hope they push you when you reach the top, so... 1042 00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:21,048 Bye, my dear. 1043 00:54:21,883 --> 00:54:22,925 All done. 1044 00:54:23,134 --> 00:54:26,887 Maestro, unfortunately Room 32 isn't available today. 1045 00:54:27,013 --> 00:54:29,640 - Do you mind having Room 6 ? - Of course I do. 1046 00:54:29,808 --> 00:54:32,434 From the third to the first floor ? That's a serious fall ! 1047 00:54:32,686 --> 00:54:34,436 He's a fallen God ! 1048 00:54:34,562 --> 00:54:36,939 My dad wanted to know who was in Room 32. 1049 00:54:37,148 --> 00:54:39,149 Doesn't her father know ? 1050 00:54:39,401 --> 00:54:41,193 - I'll explain later. - And he wanted the money. 1051 00:54:41,444 --> 00:54:44,071 - Aren't you paying ? - I'll explain later ! 1052 00:54:44,322 --> 00:54:48,075 - I said it was empty. - Good ! Don't ever forget that. 1053 00:54:48,201 --> 00:54:51,787 So ifyou want Room 32, you have to pay for it. 1054 00:54:51,955 --> 00:54:55,291 How kind ! She's so caring. 1055 00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:58,544 What a sweetie. Okay, I'll change room. 1056 00:54:58,712 --> 00:55:01,839 The magic word ! You've just been downgraded. 1057 00:55:01,965 --> 00:55:03,716 I'll explain later. 1058 00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:16,228 Alessandro, seeing you're an art buff... 1059 00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:20,941 in terms of art, what exactly does this piece represent ? 1060 00:55:21,109 --> 00:55:23,110 These are all scales. 1061 00:55:23,236 --> 00:55:26,864 It's the evaluation of life playing chess with the weight 1062 00:55:26,990 --> 00:55:30,200 of human existence. There's a winner and a loser. 1063 00:55:30,368 --> 00:55:33,245 There's the ideal weight, as you see, upright... 1064 00:55:33,496 --> 00:55:37,249 who's tipping the scales correctly and then the supine ideal weight... 1065 00:55:37,459 --> 00:55:40,252 who's busted all the scales. 1066 00:55:46,634 --> 00:55:48,260 What did I say ? 1067 00:55:58,396 --> 00:55:59,646 I didn't say anything. 1068 00:56:02,650 --> 00:56:04,485 I didn't mean you. 1069 00:56:04,652 --> 00:56:06,653 I was talking about your colleague. 1070 00:56:08,531 --> 00:56:10,157 You've got a strand of hair here. 1071 00:56:12,660 --> 00:56:14,161 - What's happened ? - Holy cow ! 1072 00:56:14,412 --> 00:56:16,747 - What's wrong ? - I don't like it here. Let's go. 1073 00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:19,375 Sorry, I'm double-parked... 1074 00:56:21,002 --> 00:56:24,254 Can I weigh myselffully-dressed too ? 1075 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:28,675 Goodbye. 1076 00:56:29,677 --> 00:56:31,929 Slate in the kitchen is okay. 1077 00:56:33,014 --> 00:56:35,933 - What's this ? - It's a fan. 1078 00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:39,311 - So small ? It's a fanny then. - Very funny ! 1079 00:56:39,521 --> 00:56:41,939 - What's his name ? - Paolo. 1080 00:56:42,065 --> 00:56:43,690 - Paolo ! - Paoletto ! 1081 00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:46,443 - Paoletto ? How old is he ? - 45. 1082 00:56:46,653 --> 00:56:48,320 - 45 ? - He looks older, doesn't he ? 1083 00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:51,031 No ! He's 45 and called Paoletto ? 1084 00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:52,825 Where's he going ? 1085 00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:56,703 No, no ! Don't touch anything. Stop ! 1086 00:56:56,830 --> 00:56:59,081 - They were messed up. - No, you're messed up ! 1087 00:56:59,290 --> 00:57:02,543 So, Paolo, what do you think ? I don't think it's right. 1088 00:57:02,710 --> 00:57:04,795 There's not enough light, it's claustrophobic. 1089 00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:07,714 Mr Ludovisi needs something more flashy. 1090 00:57:07,924 --> 00:57:10,050 This is like a bachelor pad. 1091 00:57:10,176 --> 00:57:11,677 Hello ? 1092 00:57:12,345 --> 00:57:14,221 Hello ? Yes. 1093 00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:16,473 Yes, I can hear you now. 1094 00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:19,101 The contracts will be exchanged at 18:00... 1095 00:57:19,310 --> 00:57:21,061 Where have they gone ? 1096 00:57:21,187 --> 00:57:22,563 At 18:00. 1097 00:57:22,730 --> 00:57:24,440 I have to go. 1098 00:57:40,623 --> 00:57:43,459 Go easy ! Or Gianni will hit the roof ! 1099 00:57:45,253 --> 00:57:46,962 It's too soft. 1100 00:57:58,016 --> 00:58:00,767 You're only lifting one kilo ! 1101 00:58:02,145 --> 00:58:05,355 Paoletto, stop it ! 1102 00:58:05,523 --> 00:58:08,609 This is no good, I need something bigger. 1103 00:58:08,776 --> 00:58:11,236 I don't have anything bigger. 1104 00:58:11,404 --> 00:58:14,615 How did you feel when your wifeAnna left you ? 1105 00:58:15,742 --> 00:58:16,867 Maybe I do. 1106 00:58:18,661 --> 00:58:20,746 Paolo, I've got great news ! 1107 00:58:20,914 --> 00:58:22,539 Gianni just called me. 1108 00:58:22,749 --> 00:58:26,043 He said that the villa in Posillipo is available. 1109 00:58:26,169 --> 00:58:28,378 The owners, theAmericans, come and go. 1110 00:58:28,546 --> 00:58:31,673 - So it's empty tomorrow night. - So what's the plan ? 1111 00:58:31,883 --> 00:58:34,384 You'll call Federica and invite her to dinner. 1112 00:58:34,552 --> 00:58:36,678 No, I'm not calling anyone. 1113 00:58:36,804 --> 00:58:39,014 Simona, my secretary, will call her. 1114 00:58:39,182 --> 00:58:42,768 Simona will call Federica on Mr Ludovisi's behalf. 1115 00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:45,812 I'll show her the villa that she'll be working on. 1116 00:58:47,065 --> 00:58:51,068 These are too many instructions, I'd rather improvise. 1117 00:58:51,778 --> 00:58:55,197 I'm giving them to you, because this is my plan, 1118 00:58:55,448 --> 00:58:56,907 it's my game. 1119 00:58:57,075 --> 00:59:00,536 I'm laughing because you're very precise in terms of theory, 1120 00:59:00,703 --> 00:59:03,580 unlike in the administrative side of things. 1121 00:59:03,790 --> 00:59:07,793 - Paolo, please, pay him ! - Yes... Hold on, why me ? 1122 00:59:07,961 --> 00:59:09,962 You pay for the small expenses, I pay for the big ones. 1123 00:59:10,171 --> 00:59:12,422 The car, the villa. 1124 00:59:12,674 --> 00:59:15,842 - But they're free. - But I got them from my friends. 1125 00:59:16,052 --> 00:59:18,554 Okay. Anyway, I don't have... 1126 00:59:18,721 --> 00:59:21,723 Don't you ever carry your wallet ? Okay, I'll pay. 1127 00:59:21,933 --> 00:59:23,350 - When ? - I'll go to the cashpoint. 1128 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:25,936 Do you want another 50 ? 1129 00:59:26,104 --> 00:59:28,188 No, I've received 50 up to now. 1130 00:59:28,356 --> 00:59:30,732 - I want 150. - Okay. 1131 00:59:30,942 --> 00:59:34,236 Give me one reason why I should continue with this ridiculous farce. 1132 00:59:34,445 --> 00:59:37,364 - One: because you like Federica. - What ? 1133 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:40,742 Two: because for the first time in your life 1134 00:59:40,952 --> 00:59:44,496 you'll be able to prove your so-called talent. 1135 00:59:44,747 --> 00:59:46,748 Whether I like her or not is irrelevant, 1136 00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:49,876 I don't need to prove anything. I've been acting for 27 years, 1137 00:59:50,003 --> 00:59:52,254 six months and one week, including this farce. 1138 00:59:52,505 --> 00:59:54,131 Do you want to add today's too ? 1139 00:59:54,257 --> 00:59:56,508 Listen, do you really like Federica ? 1140 00:59:56,759 --> 00:59:59,761 She's not bad. More importantly, she thinks I'm not bad. 1141 00:59:59,887 --> 01:00:01,972 - What ? - Paolo, it's all true. 1142 01:00:02,140 --> 01:00:04,975 - She's a floosie ! - Stop saying that ! 1143 01:00:10,148 --> 01:00:11,523 Oh God ! 1144 01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:13,525 The step ! 1145 01:00:14,652 --> 01:00:16,236 Is everything okay ? 1146 01:00:17,488 --> 01:00:19,781 - Where's Ludovisi ? - He's waiting for us. 1147 01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:22,492 Are you all right ? 1148 01:00:24,037 --> 01:00:25,412 Really ! 1149 01:00:26,122 --> 01:00:27,539 Sir, it's me. 1150 01:00:27,790 --> 01:00:29,499 - We're on our way. - To where ? 1151 01:00:29,667 --> 01:00:32,419 - To the agreed address. - But I'm in Pozzuoli. 1152 01:00:32,670 --> 01:00:35,547 I don't understand. Are you joking ? 1153 01:00:35,798 --> 01:00:37,174 - Do you know Lacchetta ? - Who ? 1154 01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:40,177 Great director, a brilliant modern storyteller. 1155 01:00:40,303 --> 01:00:42,054 He's doing Othello. 1156 01:00:42,263 --> 01:00:44,890 I have an audition with him that I can't miss. 1157 01:00:45,058 --> 01:00:47,434 But Madam Federica is here with me. 1158 01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:52,272 You're making me stressed and I need to be calm for my audition. 1159 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:55,567 So do me this favour, take Federica to the villa, 1160 01:00:55,818 --> 01:00:58,779 and stay with her. I'll smash it then join you. 1161 01:00:58,946 --> 01:01:01,073 - l'll explain later. - Hello ? 1162 01:01:01,282 --> 01:01:03,659 - Is there a problem ? - The Shanghai stock market. 1163 01:01:03,826 --> 01:01:07,954 He'll be late because he has to close a deal before it shuts. 1164 01:01:11,834 --> 01:01:14,920 With all these windows, there's plenty of light. 1165 01:01:15,963 --> 01:01:18,215 - It's a huge house. - Do you like it ? 1166 01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:21,218 - Very much ! - You can have fun with this. 1167 01:01:21,344 --> 01:01:25,806 Well, to change the decor and make it look modern, 1168 01:01:25,973 --> 01:01:28,183 it'll take a lot of money. 1169 01:01:28,309 --> 01:01:31,186 Maybe we can do a quickjob ! 1170 01:01:35,233 --> 01:01:37,609 Are you nuts ? You want to foil my plan ? 1171 01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:40,862 - The Germans are here. - Has another war broken out ? 1172 01:01:41,072 --> 01:01:42,489 - The Americans ! - Against the Germans ? 1173 01:01:42,740 --> 01:01:45,325 No ! TheAmerican owners ofthe villa, 1174 01:01:45,493 --> 01:01:47,244 rented a suite to some Germans. 1175 01:01:47,453 --> 01:01:49,246 Why ? Is this a hotel ? 1176 01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:51,998 No, they rent it out when they're not here. 1177 01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:54,126 - What misers ! - What do you care ? 1178 01:01:54,252 --> 01:01:57,879 - You find the Filipinos. - To fight the Germans ? We'll lose ! 1179 01:01:58,089 --> 01:02:01,883 No ! The Filipino staff. You need to pay them. 1180 01:02:02,093 --> 01:02:04,136 - That as well ? - Of course, they'll serve you dinner. 1181 01:02:09,892 --> 01:02:11,393 Go upstairs ! 1182 01:02:13,521 --> 01:02:15,272 I'm upstairs. 1183 01:02:16,524 --> 01:02:20,986 - Where's the pool ? - I was looking for it. 1184 01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:23,780 - Upstairs ? - Well, those NewYork-style pools... 1185 01:02:23,990 --> 01:02:27,033 - Do you know this house ? - Like the inside of my pockets ! 1186 01:02:28,035 --> 01:02:30,036 Maybe the pool is in the garden ! 1187 01:02:35,501 --> 01:02:38,879 - Just out here. There. - What a lovely pool ! 1188 01:02:39,046 --> 01:02:41,381 - Who are those people ? - The Germans. 1189 01:02:41,549 --> 01:02:43,675 Mr Ludovisi's guests. 1190 01:02:43,926 --> 01:02:47,929 - They're completely naked. - You can spot Germans a mile away ! 1191 01:02:51,893 --> 01:02:53,935 We're Italian, we don't speak German. 1192 01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:09,659 Do you speak German ? How come ? 1193 01:03:09,827 --> 01:03:12,579 I need to speak many languages for my work. 1194 01:03:12,830 --> 01:03:15,457 Lucky me ! You speak German... 1195 01:03:15,666 --> 01:03:18,335 What did you say to her ? 1196 01:03:18,461 --> 01:03:21,463 She said she's never met Mr Ludovisi. 1197 01:03:21,672 --> 01:03:22,798 How strange ! 1198 01:03:23,049 --> 01:03:25,801 She said the villa's owner is called Brown. 1199 01:03:26,928 --> 01:03:28,345 Brown ? 1200 01:03:29,430 --> 01:03:33,099 I know what's happened. Mr Ludovisi is a financial genius. 1201 01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:36,686 He's obviously used a different name for tax purposes. 1202 01:03:36,854 --> 01:03:38,980 It shouldn't really be done, but... 1203 01:03:39,190 --> 01:03:41,233 But she said she paid for the suite. 1204 01:03:41,442 --> 01:03:45,737 In such few words ? German is so concise ! 1205 01:03:47,740 --> 01:03:51,368 We'd better go. They're getting out, we'll see even more of them... 1206 01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:57,833 - Where are you taking me ? - I don't remember where... 1207 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:02,379 - These boats are all the same. - No, one's white, one's blue... 1208 01:04:02,505 --> 01:04:06,007 I meant size-wise. I don't remember where I put... 1209 01:04:06,217 --> 01:04:08,468 - Slowly, I'm wearing heels. - That doesn't matter ! 1210 01:04:08,594 --> 01:04:11,638 - What do you mean ? - Here it is ! 1211 01:04:12,390 --> 01:04:14,266 Here it is. 1212 01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:17,394 No ! 22 Fiano di Avellino, Villa Raiano ? 1213 01:04:18,020 --> 01:04:21,147 - It's my favourite wine ! - I know. You see ? 1214 01:04:21,274 --> 01:04:25,277 - It's another coincidence. - Yes, it's the chaos theory. 1215 01:04:25,403 --> 01:04:26,486 Meaning ? 1216 01:04:26,654 --> 01:04:29,030 When there's a tornado in Brazil... 1217 01:04:29,740 --> 01:04:32,242 a butterfly flaps its wings. 1218 01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:35,537 No ! That's not right ! 1219 01:04:35,746 --> 01:04:37,289 - That's not right ! - No. 1220 01:04:37,498 --> 01:04:40,625 Aflap of a butterfly's wings in Brazil 1221 01:04:40,793 --> 01:04:43,295 sets off a tornado on the other side of the world. 1222 01:04:43,421 --> 01:04:46,047 - What did I say ? - Something else. 1223 01:04:46,173 --> 01:04:47,883 - Whatever. Cheers. - Trust me ! 1224 01:04:48,050 --> 01:04:49,509 - Really ? - Yes. 1225 01:04:49,927 --> 01:04:52,012 It's a matter of perspective. 1226 01:04:53,055 --> 01:04:55,640 Look at the constellations... 1227 01:04:55,808 --> 01:04:57,267 Look. 1228 01:04:57,435 --> 01:05:01,146 We see them as having geometric shapes. 1229 01:05:01,314 --> 01:05:04,065 But ifyou were there, they'd look different. 1230 01:05:04,275 --> 01:05:06,818 It's called "asterism". I'll give you an example. 1231 01:05:07,028 --> 01:05:09,946 If someone looked at us from over there... 1232 01:05:10,197 --> 01:05:12,699 they'd think we're together. 1233 01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:17,078 - But ? - Well, we're not. 1234 01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:27,714 How about now ? 1235 01:05:28,716 --> 01:05:29,799 Now we are. 1236 01:05:31,344 --> 01:05:33,470 - Not like the stars. - No ! 1237 01:05:41,312 --> 01:05:44,981 - All this wine on an empty stomach... - My goodness, stop nagging ! 1238 01:05:45,232 --> 01:05:48,610 - It's not good for you. - Loosen up, take offyourjacket. 1239 01:05:48,819 --> 01:05:51,613 May I ? I was being polite. 1240 01:05:53,866 --> 01:05:55,116 My goodness ! 1241 01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:58,995 No, no wine for me. 1242 01:05:59,246 --> 01:06:02,123 Why don't you have some food while we're waiting ? 1243 01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:04,584 - Vincenzo... - Yes. 1244 01:06:04,752 --> 01:06:07,462 - That's me. - Vincenzo. 1245 01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:10,882 - Don't you recognise me ? - Come on, have some wine ! 1246 01:06:11,092 --> 01:06:12,258 - Did you call me Vincenzo ? - Yes. 1247 01:06:12,510 --> 01:06:14,219 That's the wine talking ! 1248 01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:16,888 It's hot ! I don't know, the waiting... 1249 01:06:17,098 --> 01:06:20,100 Let's take a walk in the garden, come on. 1250 01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:26,147 - Have you got a girlfriend ? - No, we recently split up. 1251 01:06:26,357 --> 01:06:28,274 - Me too. - I know. 1252 01:06:29,610 --> 01:06:32,612 - How do you know ? - No, I meant it as an expression... 1253 01:06:32,738 --> 01:06:34,781 like "I can imagine". 1254 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:36,783 His name's Paolo. 1255 01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:39,619 - Do you know him ? - No ! 1256 01:06:39,787 --> 01:06:41,162 You pulled a face... 1257 01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:43,999 I was thinking if I knew anyone called Paolo... 1258 01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:45,667 - Paolo Lubrano ? - D'Ambrosio. 1259 01:06:45,876 --> 01:06:47,252 - Scamardella ? - D'Ambrosio. 1260 01:06:47,420 --> 01:06:48,545 No then. 1261 01:06:48,671 --> 01:06:51,548 Why did you split up ? 1262 01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:53,925 Paolo isn't an ambitious man. 1263 01:06:54,135 --> 01:06:57,262 He still lives at home with his dad. What a shame ! 1264 01:06:57,430 --> 01:06:59,806 He's a very talented IT expert. 1265 01:06:59,932 --> 01:07:01,808 - His father ? - Paolo ! 1266 01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:04,019 But he's not ambitious, he didn't invent the iPhone. 1267 01:07:04,186 --> 01:07:05,186 Right ! 1268 01:07:05,396 --> 01:07:07,647 Whereas you like ambitious men. 1269 01:07:07,773 --> 01:07:10,150 Who do you expect me to like ? 1270 01:07:10,317 --> 01:07:12,569 Poor men, underdogs, or losers ? 1271 01:07:12,695 --> 01:07:14,696 - Ignorant men ? - Who ? 1272 01:07:14,905 --> 01:07:18,700 No, I meant that's the reason why you like Mr Ludovisi, 1273 01:07:18,826 --> 01:07:20,577 because he's a powerful man. 1274 01:07:20,703 --> 01:07:22,954 I like ambitious men, but I'm not blind ! 1275 01:07:23,205 --> 01:07:25,832 Lower your voice, in case he shows up. 1276 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:29,335 - You don't like Mr Ludovisi ? - No. 1277 01:07:29,545 --> 01:07:31,212 But the villa, the limousine... 1278 01:07:31,422 --> 01:07:33,214 Here he is ! 1279 01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:39,679 Here I am ! I do apologize for my unforgivable lateness, 1280 01:07:39,847 --> 01:07:41,681 but I've had a terrible day. 1281 01:07:41,849 --> 01:07:44,934 I've noticed there are two Germans in the house. Do you know them ? 1282 01:07:45,686 --> 01:07:47,854 - The nudists ! - They're your guests, sir. 1283 01:07:48,105 --> 01:07:51,941 - Nudists ? - They were naked in the pool. 1284 01:07:52,109 --> 01:07:54,611 - I didn't know. - Neither did ! ! 1285 01:07:54,820 --> 01:07:57,489 You have a wonderful house. 1286 01:07:57,615 --> 01:08:00,116 It's nice. Small, but cosy. 1287 01:08:00,993 --> 01:08:03,369 Excuse me, I need the restroom. 1288 01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:08,750 The Filipino is... 1289 01:08:08,876 --> 01:08:11,586 - Just one ? I have an army of them ! - Don't overdo it. 1290 01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:14,005 - Ask me how the audition went. - No... 1291 01:08:14,215 --> 01:08:17,383 - I knocked their socks off. - Congratulations... 1292 01:08:17,510 --> 01:08:19,886 Lacchetta, the director, a very cultured man... 1293 01:08:20,012 --> 01:08:23,473 Just to give you an idea, 50, 60, 70% ofwhat he said... 1294 01:08:23,641 --> 01:08:25,100 was like Chinese to me. 1295 01:08:25,267 --> 01:08:27,268 Listen ! I found out something really serious. 1296 01:08:27,478 --> 01:08:29,646 Federica doesn't give a toss about you. 1297 01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:35,276 You're using this vulgar expression... 1298 01:08:35,402 --> 01:08:37,529 to tell me she doesn't like me ? 1299 01:08:37,738 --> 01:08:39,739 No, she doesn't give a toss about you. 1300 01:08:39,865 --> 01:08:42,617 - Again ? - Sorry, but that's the truth. 1301 01:08:43,994 --> 01:08:45,662 - You're jealous. - About what ? 1302 01:08:45,788 --> 01:08:46,996 You must be. 1303 01:08:47,164 --> 01:08:50,625 You're jealous of my change of character, of my great acting skills. 1304 01:08:50,751 --> 01:08:52,418 - And what's more... - You're a bighead. 1305 01:08:52,628 --> 01:08:55,421 You'd love for me to pull out of this farce. 1306 01:08:55,548 --> 01:08:57,048 - It's not a farce. - This travesty. 1307 01:08:57,258 --> 01:08:59,425 No, I already told you. Listen to me ! 1308 01:08:59,552 --> 01:09:02,512 I don't want you to pull out, quite the opposite. 1309 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:05,056 Ifyou pull out, Paolo will pull out too. 1310 01:09:05,266 --> 01:09:07,809 If he stops wooing Sara, Sara won't fall in love. 1311 01:09:07,935 --> 01:09:11,437 Then he won't be able to dump her. And if he doesn't, she won't suffer. 1312 01:09:11,647 --> 01:09:14,315 I want revenge. Do you understand ? 1313 01:09:15,693 --> 01:09:19,696 You want me to continue wooing a woman who doesn't like me ? 1314 01:09:19,822 --> 01:09:23,032 - Exactly. - There's no romanticism. I can't. 1315 01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:27,662 Who gives a shit ! We need Paolo to think everything's fine here. 1316 01:09:27,788 --> 01:09:29,080 - I can't do that. - Why ? 1317 01:09:29,331 --> 01:09:31,708 I'd need to re-study my dramatic interpretation. 1318 01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:34,294 - Come on... - I don't have the time to do it. 1319 01:09:34,461 --> 01:09:37,714 Alberto, please ! I've spent loads of money ! 1320 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:40,091 - Rehearsals for Othello start tomorrow. - So what ? 1321 01:09:40,301 --> 01:09:42,594 - We're opening in five days' time. - After five days of rehearsal ? 1322 01:09:42,803 --> 01:09:44,804 - For Othello ? - It's an abridged version. 1323 01:09:44,930 --> 01:09:46,681 You can say that again ! 1324 01:09:47,725 --> 01:09:51,352 Sorry, I don't feel very well. I'd like to go home. 1325 01:09:51,562 --> 01:09:54,939 - Hasn't she had dinner ? - She had a lot to drink. Let's go. 1326 01:09:55,107 --> 01:09:56,482 Remember what I said. 1327 01:09:56,692 --> 01:09:57,734 We're coming. 1328 01:10:25,387 --> 01:10:29,515 What a mess ! 1329 01:10:30,643 --> 01:10:32,644 You've fallen in love. 1330 01:10:32,770 --> 01:10:34,854 Look at the state ofyou ! 1331 01:10:34,980 --> 01:10:36,773 You've fallen in love... 1332 01:10:36,899 --> 01:10:39,025 No... maybe not. 1333 01:10:41,153 --> 01:10:43,613 What are you saying ? Look at yourself. 1334 01:10:43,781 --> 01:10:45,365 Now what ? 1335 01:10:45,532 --> 01:10:46,991 Now what... 1336 01:10:47,159 --> 01:10:49,911 What the fuck will you do ? You're in the shit. 1337 01:10:50,037 --> 01:10:51,621 What will you do ? 1338 01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:54,415 Go and tell Vincenzo the truth. 1339 01:10:56,919 --> 01:11:00,004 Paolo ! Where did you get to ? I've been calling you all day. 1340 01:11:00,172 --> 01:11:02,799 - It's been a terrible day. - Come in. 1341 01:11:02,925 --> 01:11:05,426 - May I ? - Of course ! 1342 01:11:10,683 --> 01:11:14,185 Listen, Vincenzo... I've got something important to tell you. 1343 01:11:15,062 --> 01:11:16,271 Listen carefully. 1344 01:11:16,522 --> 01:11:19,065 It's best to be honest between friends. 1345 01:11:19,191 --> 01:11:20,525 Right... 1346 01:11:21,652 --> 01:11:24,946 Are you by any chance falling in love with Federica ? 1347 01:11:25,155 --> 01:11:27,573 Because, if that's the case, tell me. 1348 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:29,450 We can sort things out. 1349 01:11:29,702 --> 01:11:31,786 What are you saying ? Are you drunk ? 1350 01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:35,581 - Alberto is the one wooing Federica. - It's Alberto, of course ! 1351 01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:37,792 Of course. You got off lightly. 1352 01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:40,461 What do you mean ? 1353 01:11:40,713 --> 01:11:42,964 That you don't have to get involved. 1354 01:11:43,090 --> 01:11:45,591 It'sAlberto that has to do that. 1355 01:11:46,593 --> 01:11:48,094 IsAlberto's involved ? 1356 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:50,680 You know, I was pessimistic aboutAlberto. 1357 01:11:50,848 --> 01:11:52,974 But I think he's doing a fine job. 1358 01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:56,853 I'm not promising anything, but I think Federica will give in soon. 1359 01:11:56,979 --> 01:11:59,439 And when she's ripe and ready... 1360 01:11:59,606 --> 01:12:03,109 - We'll eat her. - Yes, we'll put her out of her misery. 1361 01:12:03,319 --> 01:12:05,361 But tell me, how are things with you ? 1362 01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:10,742 Nice. 1363 01:12:10,868 --> 01:12:13,870 Listen, did Alberto... 1364 01:12:14,621 --> 01:12:17,206 sleep with Federica ? 1365 01:12:17,374 --> 01:12:20,084 Are you kidding ? I'd have told you ! 1366 01:12:20,252 --> 01:12:21,878 Of course. 1367 01:12:23,714 --> 01:12:26,632 - Why, did you sleep with Sara ? - Me ? No ! Why ? 1368 01:12:26,759 --> 01:12:29,385 When ? I came to ask you... 1369 01:12:29,595 --> 01:12:33,348 ifyou think that before dumping her, I should sleep with her. 1370 01:12:33,515 --> 01:12:34,515 No. 1371 01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:37,352 Are you sure ? I mean, to really win her over... 1372 01:12:37,519 --> 01:12:39,896 before dumping her, so... 1373 01:12:40,022 --> 01:12:43,149 There's no need, because if she accepted to sleep with you, 1374 01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:45,985 that'd mean she's fallen in love, so you'd have to dump her. 1375 01:12:46,111 --> 01:12:48,863 Right. So I mustn't sleep with her ! 1376 01:12:48,989 --> 01:12:52,533 - Also because you'd get mad. - Paolo, what are you saying ? 1377 01:12:52,659 --> 01:12:54,035 You see, you're getting mad. 1378 01:12:54,244 --> 01:12:57,163 - Did you sleep with Sara ? - No, no, no ! 1379 01:12:57,373 --> 01:13:01,292 - The mirror told me too. - Are you Snow White now ? 1380 01:13:01,502 --> 01:13:04,170 I looked in the mirror and asked myself: 1381 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:07,673 What would be the point of sleeping with her ? None. 1382 01:13:07,883 --> 01:13:10,760 - It'd be of no use. - Exactly ! There's no need. 1383 01:13:10,928 --> 01:13:13,429 You mustn't give her this satisfaction. 1384 01:13:13,639 --> 01:13:16,641 No, they must never see our bodies again ! 1385 01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:20,144 Let me hear your macho voice ! 1386 01:13:21,563 --> 01:13:25,191 Let me hear it ! 1387 01:13:26,276 --> 01:13:29,278 - Friends ! - Let me hear your macho voice ! 1388 01:13:48,590 --> 01:13:50,842 Is this a good thing ? 1389 01:13:58,934 --> 01:14:00,852 Did you... 1390 01:14:01,937 --> 01:14:03,729 leave her ? 1391 01:14:04,356 --> 01:14:06,858 Question mark, exclamation mark. 1392 01:14:13,824 --> 01:14:15,616 - Excuse me a minute. - Excuse me. 1393 01:14:16,618 --> 01:14:18,119 Yes ? 1394 01:14:18,245 --> 01:14:19,954 Kiss me here... 1395 01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:24,000 Go. 1396 01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:27,628 Sorry. 1397 01:14:50,277 --> 01:14:52,361 Vincenzo, why are you here ? 1398 01:14:52,529 --> 01:14:54,113 I'm waiting for you. 1399 01:14:54,281 --> 01:14:56,657 Luckily your dad let me in. Where were you ? 1400 01:14:56,867 --> 01:15:00,244 - Why ? - I've been calling you for days. 1401 01:15:00,412 --> 01:15:03,122 - Really ? - Yes, just now too. 1402 01:15:03,248 --> 01:15:06,042 I didn't see your calls. 1403 01:15:06,168 --> 01:15:09,420 - Has something happened ? - No. Why ? 1404 01:15:09,630 --> 01:15:11,005 What do you mean "why " ? 1405 01:15:11,131 --> 01:15:14,675 I've not had news about you and Sara for days. How's it going ? 1406 01:15:14,885 --> 01:15:17,637 - I was going to call you. - Tell me. 1407 01:15:17,804 --> 01:15:20,056 - Well... - Is it good news ? 1408 01:15:20,182 --> 01:15:22,767 - Unfortunately not. - Why ? 1409 01:15:22,935 --> 01:15:26,187 Because she's been acting strange for the past few days. 1410 01:15:26,313 --> 01:15:28,397 Maybe she's fallen in love. 1411 01:15:28,649 --> 01:15:32,693 Not strange in that way. She's cold towards me, distant. 1412 01:15:34,029 --> 01:15:35,571 She's irritable. 1413 01:15:36,782 --> 01:15:38,032 It's Sara. 1414 01:15:38,158 --> 01:15:40,034 Sara ? Now ? 1415 01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:41,452 Let's go. 1416 01:15:41,662 --> 01:15:43,788 - Answer. - No. She might see us. 1417 01:15:43,956 --> 01:15:45,456 - On the phone ? - No, you're right. 1418 01:15:45,666 --> 01:15:46,707 - Answer it. - Shall I ? 1419 01:15:46,917 --> 01:15:49,961 - Put her on loudspeaker. - No, it's not working... 1420 01:15:50,712 --> 01:15:53,464 - Hello ? - Hi, how are you ? 1421 01:15:53,674 --> 01:15:55,967 Fine ! Fine, fine. 1422 01:15:56,093 --> 01:15:57,927 Well, goodnight. 1423 01:15:58,095 --> 01:16:00,054 What ? Are you kidding ? 1424 01:16:00,180 --> 01:16:01,722 Yes, I was kidding. 1425 01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:04,100 Seems sweet. 1426 01:16:04,226 --> 01:16:05,726 Well ? 1427 01:16:05,936 --> 01:16:07,353 Seems sweet. 1428 01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:09,355 What are you talking about ? 1429 01:16:09,982 --> 01:16:11,315 Has something happened ? 1430 01:16:11,483 --> 01:16:14,068 No, I mean, everything seems... 1431 01:16:14,194 --> 01:16:16,237 it seems really sweet. 1432 01:16:17,364 --> 01:16:20,241 - Between us. - Ah, good. 1433 01:16:20,367 --> 01:16:23,327 - How are you ? - Look, it's been an awful day. 1434 01:16:23,495 --> 01:16:26,080 Work was really stressful. 1435 01:16:26,206 --> 01:16:28,874 - l can't stand the people there. - I'm sorry. 1436 01:16:29,001 --> 01:16:31,711 She's the one who's a stressbag ! 1437 01:16:33,130 --> 01:16:35,506 Can I do anything ? 1438 01:16:35,757 --> 01:16:38,259 No... You'd have to change the world. 1439 01:16:38,468 --> 01:16:41,470 lncompetent people, with friends in the right places. 1440 01:16:41,638 --> 01:16:45,600 All they can do is criticize. They drive me nuts. 1441 01:16:45,767 --> 01:16:47,268 She loves to moan. 1442 01:16:48,395 --> 01:16:50,479 - Can I do anything ? - What are you up to ? 1443 01:16:50,647 --> 01:16:53,482 - I'll come pick you up. - Paolo, can you hear me ? 1444 01:16:53,650 --> 01:16:55,151 Shall I pick you up ? 1445 01:16:55,277 --> 01:16:59,780 No, l'll shower then go to bed, l'm calling it a day. 1446 01:16:59,990 --> 01:17:02,867 l can't wait to lie down and sleep until tomorrow morning. 1447 01:17:03,035 --> 01:17:04,619 What does that mean ? 1448 01:17:04,786 --> 01:17:07,246 Okay. Well... bye. 1449 01:17:07,789 --> 01:17:09,248 Bye. 1450 01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:11,417 - Goodnight. - Hey... 1451 01:17:13,170 --> 01:17:14,545 l love you. 1452 01:17:17,382 --> 01:17:19,050 - Way to go ! - What ? 1453 01:17:19,176 --> 01:17:22,553 I knew this'd happen ! What a brilliant plan. 1454 01:17:22,804 --> 01:17:24,263 - Why ? - She said "I love you". 1455 01:17:24,389 --> 01:17:26,265 Did she say that ? 1456 01:17:26,433 --> 01:17:28,059 - Didn't you hear ? - No. 1457 01:17:28,268 --> 01:17:30,811 - You didn't hear... - No, she said "I'll call you" ! 1458 01:17:31,021 --> 01:17:33,272 - She said "I love you". - "I'll call you"... 1459 01:17:33,398 --> 01:17:36,817 She said "I love you" ! I heard her perfectly well. 1460 01:17:36,943 --> 01:17:39,695 Dad, what do you know ? You're deaf. 1461 01:17:39,905 --> 01:17:44,158 You're right, I'm deaf. But not when love calls. Coward ! 1462 01:17:47,704 --> 01:17:50,956 No luck. He's not answered for four days. 1463 01:17:51,166 --> 01:17:55,795 Mr Ludovisi ! Don'tjust gawp at me ! 1464 01:17:55,962 --> 01:17:59,548 Last week his secretary called me from a landline. 1465 01:18:01,093 --> 01:18:03,094 Come on ! Find it for me ! 1466 01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:17,942 - Stella Guest House ! - Sorry, wrong number. 1467 01:18:18,610 --> 01:18:22,113 Is that 081-234871 ? 1468 01:18:22,322 --> 01:18:25,074 - Yes. - ls that Mr Ludovisi's office ? 1469 01:18:25,242 --> 01:18:26,242 Alberto ! 1470 01:18:26,451 --> 01:18:28,494 No, Alessandro. 1471 01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:32,248 The man who plays the character of Alberto, MrAlessandro Lutovisi. 1472 01:18:32,874 --> 01:18:35,501 The character ? What character ? 1473 01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:37,378 Alberto is an actor. 1474 01:18:37,629 --> 01:18:39,630 He's starring in Othello tonight. 1475 01:18:39,881 --> 01:18:43,342 - l'm playing Desdemona. - Where ? 1476 01:18:43,510 --> 01:18:46,637 Oh, my lord, why do thou accuse me of betraying you ? 1477 01:18:46,888 --> 01:18:48,723 Be quiet, Desdemona ! 1478 01:18:48,974 --> 01:18:52,518 That handkerchief that I gave thee, 1479 01:18:52,644 --> 01:18:54,478 thou gav'st to Cassio. 1480 01:18:54,646 --> 01:18:57,148 - Cassio ? - Cassio ! Cassio. 1481 01:18:57,357 --> 01:18:59,358 Who else if not Cassio ? 1482 01:19:01,278 --> 01:19:03,529 To hell with Cassio ! Now what ? 1483 01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:05,740 Don't say that name, you're wrong. 1484 01:19:05,991 --> 01:19:07,908 I want to know why you're here ! 1485 01:19:08,118 --> 01:19:11,537 - Oh, Desdemona ! Desdemona ! - What's going on ? 1486 01:19:11,788 --> 01:19:14,415 Oh, my lord, what is 'appening ? 1487 01:19:14,624 --> 01:19:18,377 Pronounce the H. Confess, my dead, confess thy sin. 1488 01:19:18,545 --> 01:19:20,379 I do not know 'ow ! 1489 01:19:20,547 --> 01:19:22,882 Be quiet then, my dear. 1490 01:19:23,049 --> 01:19:24,675 I 'ave nothing to confess. 1491 01:19:24,885 --> 01:19:27,511 So shut up then, trollop ! 1492 01:19:27,679 --> 01:19:32,767 Let us talk in more private quarters, my dear damsel. 1493 01:19:32,934 --> 01:19:34,643 I'm staying right here. 1494 01:19:34,895 --> 01:19:37,938 - Drown me ! - Be quiet, trollop ! 1495 01:19:39,274 --> 01:19:41,275 Oh, cruel destiny ! 1496 01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:45,321 Testing us daily with these unforeseen events. 1497 01:19:45,530 --> 01:19:48,949 - I'm waiting. - Give me time to explain. Come here. 1498 01:19:49,159 --> 01:19:51,410 - Drown me ! - Shut your mouth ! 1499 01:19:52,412 --> 01:19:53,788 - Well ? - I'm an actor... 1500 01:19:54,039 --> 01:19:56,540 ..my chauffeur hired me. - What chauffeur ? 1501 01:19:56,708 --> 01:20:00,211 Vincenzo. He was supposed to be me but then he became the chauffeur. 1502 01:20:00,420 --> 01:20:01,962 - But... - Oh, my lord ! 1503 01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:05,299 Be quiet, Desdemona ! 1504 01:20:05,467 --> 01:20:07,551 - Well ? - I'll confess. 1505 01:20:07,719 --> 01:20:09,804 I had to make you fall in love then dump you. 1506 01:20:09,971 --> 01:20:11,305 - Who ? - Me. 1507 01:20:11,473 --> 01:20:13,182 - You ? - This was scripted. 1508 01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:15,059 - By who ? - Paolo and Vincenzo. 1509 01:20:15,227 --> 01:20:17,603 Listen... Sir, I await ! 1510 01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:20,356 Will you be quiet ? Not again, trollop ! 1511 01:20:21,566 --> 01:20:25,611 Give me two minutes on stage, I'll drown her then explain. 1512 01:20:25,821 --> 01:20:29,365 Explain it now or I'll kill both you and Desdemona ! 1513 01:20:29,491 --> 01:20:34,745 Enough ! What am I doing here ? Not only do I give you free rooms, 1514 01:20:34,996 --> 01:20:39,083 now this dumb cow arrives and takes my place ! 1515 01:20:39,251 --> 01:20:41,335 - Hey ! - I told you to be quiet ! 1516 01:20:41,461 --> 01:20:45,089 Who's a dumb cow ? I'll squash you on this stage like a flea ! 1517 01:20:45,257 --> 01:20:47,591 - The power of destiny ! - Be quiet, you ! 1518 01:20:47,759 --> 01:20:50,261 The power of destiny ! 1519 01:20:50,387 --> 01:20:53,764 I am an actor. I am... an actor ! 1520 01:20:54,015 --> 01:20:57,017 - I'm not involved. - Curtains ! 1521 01:20:57,227 --> 01:20:58,769 I'm a famous actor ! 1522 01:20:59,020 --> 01:21:01,230 I won the Golden Corn 1523 01:21:01,398 --> 01:21:03,148 for best extra 1524 01:21:03,275 --> 01:21:05,651 in Italian cinema ! 1525 01:21:17,163 --> 01:21:19,039 - How are you ? - Oh, Holy Mary ! 1526 01:21:19,249 --> 01:21:23,502 Miss... I mean, Federica. Why are you here ? 1527 01:21:23,628 --> 01:21:27,548 Cut it out, idiot. Alberto told me everything. 1528 01:21:27,757 --> 01:21:30,134 - Where are you going ? - To talk to that other idiot. 1529 01:21:30,302 --> 01:21:33,762 - Wait, what do you want to say ? - You're a pair of retards. 1530 01:21:33,930 --> 01:21:36,056 - Lower your voice. - How old are you ? 1531 01:21:36,266 --> 01:21:39,560 50 ! And you're still behaving like kids ? 1532 01:21:39,769 --> 01:21:43,147 - Have you got fuck all to do ? - Don't shout, people will hear us. 1533 01:21:43,315 --> 01:21:45,649 Does it look like he's dumping her ? 1534 01:21:45,817 --> 01:21:47,443 Of course. 1535 01:21:47,652 --> 01:21:50,321 That's the plan: make her fall in love then dump her. 1536 01:21:50,530 --> 01:21:54,450 - Does he know you're here ? - No, it's a surprise. Why ? 1537 01:21:54,576 --> 01:21:58,829 Send him a text. Ask him how it's going. 1538 01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:00,706 Let's see if he's honest. 1539 01:22:00,832 --> 01:22:02,583 You mean, you think... 1540 01:22:03,460 --> 01:22:05,669 Are you kidding ? We're thick as thieves... 1541 01:22:05,837 --> 01:22:08,422 - Go on. - We put female solidarity to shame ! 1542 01:22:15,472 --> 01:22:16,722 He's received it. 1543 01:22:16,932 --> 01:22:21,226 He's answering in secret so she won't get suspicious. 1544 01:22:21,436 --> 01:22:23,562 - What a bastard ! - Why ? 1545 01:22:23,730 --> 01:22:26,690 - He's deeply in love. - Nonsense ! 1546 01:22:26,858 --> 01:22:28,943 Look here ! Can you read ? 1547 01:22:29,819 --> 01:22:32,738 "I dumped her, she's crying. 1548 01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:34,573 Ha-ha-ha !" 1549 01:22:34,741 --> 01:22:38,953 With a H, because that's our slogan from the night we met. 1550 01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:40,746 Look. 1551 01:22:40,872 --> 01:22:44,375 - I know it doesn't look like... - She's laughing. 1552 01:22:44,584 --> 01:22:47,503 - No, it's just nervous laughter... - They're French kissing ! 1553 01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:50,255 - A kiss ! - Theyjust brushed lips. 1554 01:22:50,465 --> 01:22:52,383 - It was to console her. - He's using his tongue ! 1555 01:22:52,592 --> 01:22:54,468 - Nonsense ! - They're frenching. 1556 01:22:54,594 --> 01:22:56,762 What ? Is that a foreign word ? 1557 01:22:56,972 --> 01:22:59,264 - Forget it ! - Frenching... 1558 01:23:07,482 --> 01:23:09,775 - Hi, I'm Federica. - Hi. Sara. 1559 01:23:11,528 --> 01:23:14,655 ..to dump you and make you suffer. Just take a look down there. 1560 01:23:14,781 --> 01:23:16,907 Look who's down there. 1561 01:23:19,369 --> 01:23:21,620 I'm sorry, I had to tell you. 1562 01:23:22,539 --> 01:23:24,039 I don't believe it. 1563 01:23:24,290 --> 01:23:27,042 - No, I wasn't going to do it... - Shut up ! 1564 01:23:31,006 --> 01:23:32,631 I feel sorry for you. 1565 01:25:14,359 --> 01:25:17,736 Paolo, please, open the door ! 1566 01:25:18,905 --> 01:25:20,906 Have some breakfast. 1567 01:25:22,033 --> 01:25:25,119 You've not eaten for a week, you'll get ill. 1568 01:25:26,037 --> 01:25:27,621 Paolo, answer me. 1569 01:25:27,747 --> 01:25:29,748 Will you eat, yes or no ? 1570 01:25:32,127 --> 01:25:33,293 A biscuit at least ! 1571 01:25:33,503 --> 01:25:34,920 You're in love. 1572 01:25:36,756 --> 01:25:39,424 When I met your mother, I stopped eating too. 1573 01:25:39,634 --> 01:25:43,387 I lost my appetite. But now eat something. 1574 01:25:43,555 --> 01:25:45,305 Are you in love ? 1575 01:25:46,766 --> 01:25:50,310 Giulia, have the Mirones sent through their deposit ? 1576 01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:51,770 One moment. 1577 01:25:52,814 --> 01:25:54,314 Good morning. 1578 01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:57,025 - We need to talk. - Let's go outside. 1579 01:25:58,444 --> 01:26:00,445 There's something I've been thinking about for the past month. 1580 01:26:00,697 --> 01:26:02,698 - Still ? - His gaze. 1581 01:26:03,700 --> 01:26:06,785 - How long have you known Paolo ? - I've onlyjust met him. 1582 01:26:06,911 --> 01:26:08,954 We were together for three years 1583 01:26:09,080 --> 01:26:11,081 and I've never seen that look. 1584 01:26:11,332 --> 01:26:14,084 The look of a man who's truly fallen in love, for the first time. 1585 01:26:14,335 --> 01:26:15,836 He shouldn't have. 1586 01:26:15,962 --> 01:26:17,588 That evening, at the restaurant... 1587 01:26:17,714 --> 01:26:20,799 I realised that Sara succeeded where I had failed. 1588 01:26:22,844 --> 01:26:24,845 To give him the strength to love. 1589 01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:27,347 Because he was scared. 1590 01:26:29,809 --> 01:26:31,810 Now we have to do the right thing. 1591 01:26:34,856 --> 01:26:38,233 Hello, Paolo ? It'sAlberto. How are you ? 1592 01:26:40,361 --> 01:26:43,614 It's been ages since we spoke. How are you ? 1593 01:26:43,823 --> 01:26:47,492 Everything's fine, thanks. Listen, Vincenzo wants to talk to you. 1594 01:26:50,496 --> 01:26:53,498 Yes. Shall we meet tonight outside your house ? 1595 01:26:54,334 --> 01:26:55,334 Okay. 1596 01:26:55,501 --> 01:26:57,628 All right. See you later. 1597 01:26:57,754 --> 01:26:59,379 Bye. 1598 01:27:34,165 --> 01:27:35,666 What do you want to say ? 1599 01:27:35,875 --> 01:27:39,044 Sara, you don't need to prove anything to me. 1600 01:27:39,170 --> 01:27:42,547 - I just came here... - To talk to me about Paolo. Go on. 1601 01:27:42,757 --> 01:27:45,884 I think it would do you good 1602 01:27:46,052 --> 01:27:48,303 to hear what he has to say. 1603 01:27:49,889 --> 01:27:52,557 There's just one small problem, Vincenzo. 1604 01:27:52,684 --> 01:27:55,936 I don't believe a word he says. 1605 01:27:56,062 --> 01:27:57,896 Small problem ? 1606 01:27:58,022 --> 01:28:00,065 Great solution ! 1607 01:28:09,075 --> 01:28:11,034 - Hi, Alberto. - Hi, Paolo. 1608 01:28:11,953 --> 01:28:13,912 Well ? 1609 01:28:14,080 --> 01:28:16,081 Go ahead. 1610 01:28:16,207 --> 01:28:18,292 Aren't you going to apologize ? 1611 01:28:20,962 --> 01:28:23,922 It's been over a month, I tried getting in touch 1612 01:28:24,090 --> 01:28:26,591 but you've never answered. 1613 01:28:26,801 --> 01:28:30,429 Maybe it's for the best because I don't need to say I'm sorry. 1614 01:28:32,807 --> 01:28:34,433 Sorry for what ? 1615 01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:36,435 What did I do to you ? 1616 01:28:37,729 --> 01:28:39,104 You betrayed me. 1617 01:28:40,690 --> 01:28:44,609 I don't owe you anything. We're not friends. 1618 01:28:45,236 --> 01:28:46,611 That's the truth. 1619 01:28:46,821 --> 01:28:49,489 We met out of despair. 1620 01:28:49,699 --> 01:28:52,617 And you offloaded your anxieties onto me, 1621 01:28:52,827 --> 01:28:57,122 your resentment, you involved us in your plan. 1622 01:28:58,207 --> 01:29:02,210 And I went along with you like a fool, because I was so down in the dumps. 1623 01:29:02,879 --> 01:29:06,590 I acted wrongly, but not with you. With Sara. 1624 01:29:06,758 --> 01:29:10,761 She's the only good thing that came out of this story and I... 1625 01:29:11,596 --> 01:29:13,388 managed to lose her. 1626 01:29:13,598 --> 01:29:16,016 Now I feel even worse than before. 1627 01:29:16,142 --> 01:29:18,018 And you expect me to say I'm sorry ? 1628 01:29:18,144 --> 01:29:19,728 What for ? 1629 01:29:19,896 --> 01:29:21,897 For falling in love ? 1630 01:29:22,982 --> 01:29:25,984 Have you ever fallen in love for real ? 1631 01:29:26,778 --> 01:29:29,112 It'd never happened to me before. 1632 01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:31,281 You know how it makes you feel ? 1633 01:29:40,541 --> 01:29:42,417 Hey ! 1634 01:29:44,796 --> 01:29:46,755 You know how it makes you feel ? 1635 01:29:49,675 --> 01:29:51,927 How does it make you feel ? 1636 01:29:59,394 --> 01:30:01,436 It makes you feel... blind. 1637 01:30:05,441 --> 01:30:07,526 Is that a good thing ? 1638 01:31:12,341 --> 01:31:13,758 Good on you. 1639 01:31:13,885 --> 01:31:15,886 Yes, good on you. 1640 01:31:16,012 --> 01:31:17,888 Good on you, Paoletto. 1641 01:31:18,014 --> 01:31:20,098 I'm really pleased. 1642 01:31:20,224 --> 01:31:21,349 Yes. 1643 01:31:22,101 --> 01:31:23,393 What was that ? 1644 01:31:23,603 --> 01:31:25,020 Dammit ! 1645 01:31:29,275 --> 01:31:32,152 - Shall we make a toast ? - My feet hurt. 1646 01:31:32,278 --> 01:31:35,280 - I've been wearing heels all day. - You're so unromantic ! 1647 01:31:35,490 --> 01:31:38,033 It's hard work acting like a vamp ! 1648 01:31:38,159 --> 01:31:40,160 - Is she a vamp ? - She tried to be. 1649 01:31:40,369 --> 01:31:41,536 Cheers ! 1650 01:31:41,746 --> 01:31:44,122 Listen, can you give me a lift to Pozzuoli ? 1651 01:31:44,290 --> 01:31:47,042 I left my car with Paolo. Are you retiring ? 1652 01:31:47,168 --> 01:31:49,169 - Yes. - From your career ? 1653 01:31:49,378 --> 01:31:52,380 No, he's retiring to his room at the guesthouse. 1654 01:31:52,548 --> 01:31:54,674 By the way, they've moved me to the fourth floor. 1655 01:31:54,884 --> 01:31:56,885 - Are you pleased ? - No, the lift's out of order. 1656 01:31:57,053 --> 01:31:59,513 How sad ! So, shall we have this toast ? 1657 01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:03,683 I don't want to spoil the magic but I've only been paid 50 euros. 1658 01:32:03,893 --> 01:32:06,645 You expected more after the trouble you caused ? 1659 01:32:06,812 --> 01:32:10,190 - Can I keep my hat and gloves ? - You're scraping the barrel now ! 1660 01:32:10,399 --> 01:32:12,943 Not as compensation. But work is scarce... 1661 01:32:13,152 --> 01:32:14,945 - You'll be a chauffeur ? - You never know. 1662 01:32:15,154 --> 01:32:16,321 Cheers ! 1663 01:32:16,531 --> 01:32:18,532 I could've asked for the necklace. 1664 01:32:18,699 --> 01:32:21,701 Right, a chauffeur with a necklace ! I paid for it. 1665 01:32:21,911 --> 01:32:24,162 Do you want me to give it back ? 1666 01:32:24,288 --> 01:32:27,332 I didn't ask, but it would be a kind gesture. 1667 01:32:27,542 --> 01:32:29,793 Shall we have this toast ? 1668 01:32:29,961 --> 01:32:32,712 - How about some pasta at mine ? - Later ! 1669 01:32:32,838 --> 01:32:34,714 First let's make a toast ! 1670 01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:36,341 - What floor are you on ? - The first floor. 1671 01:32:36,551 --> 01:32:39,469 - I'm coming too then. - Okay, enough... 1672 01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:43,181 - Come on, try to understand ! - I'm hungry and tired. 1673 01:32:43,307 --> 01:32:44,975 In the end... 1674 01:32:45,101 --> 01:32:47,227 Watch out, it's a long way down ! 1675 01:32:47,353 --> 01:32:48,687 Alberto ! 1676 01:32:49,105 --> 01:32:51,940 HOW TO GET REVENGE ON YOUR EX 127237