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MAN:
* Sometimes I feel like
an arrow *
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* Shot from a bow
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* From a winnin' hand
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* Through the thick
of it all *
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* I wanna climb
to the top *
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* Up to the highest peak
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* But I start to freak
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* When I get too high
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* I take a breath
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* I let it out
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* And I ask myself
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* What's it really
all about? Yeah *
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* We could fly
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* Higher than the sky
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* If we all
get it together now *
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* We could fly
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* Straight into sunshine
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* If we just
get it together now *
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* We can fly
higher than the sky *
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* If we just
keep it together now *
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* We could fly
straight into sunshine *
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* If we all
get it together now *
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Hey, buddy, what the hell's
going on in here?
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Buddy?
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What is this, a circus?
Who are you people?
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It's a waiting room.
We're waiting.
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Well, you can
wait outside, you know.
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I'd carry
the chairs out myself.
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What is that?
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It's actually, uh,
like a high-tech boomerang.
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Yeah?
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Mm-hmm.
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Let me see.
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You need the glove.
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The homing mechanism
is inside the glove.
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Oh.
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So, who's
the defendant?
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My best friend Frank.
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Yeah
Weird stuff with animals?
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N-no. No, no, no.
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Nothing like that.
It's a long story.
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I got time.
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Besides, you owe me.
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I'm gonna have to
clean up this shit.
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Why not?
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Have you
ever heard of the, uh,
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Melvin Kids 'R Kool
Toy Company?
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Of course.
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I remember Frank got
the head of the toy company,
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Ms. Melvin herself,
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to come out and see
this great new invention.
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This is the Boomerazoo,
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the most amazing new toy
since Barbie.
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Now, the percent--
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Please don't mention
that little slut...
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in our presence.
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Right.
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Anyway, Professor here...
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has created the most
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aerodynamically
sophisticated projectile
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this side of modern warfare.
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All I have to do...
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is set
the internal gyroscope...
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and I throw the Boomerazoo
as far as I can.
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And with unerring accuracy,
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it will fly in a
perfect circle and return
directly to me.
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Kids will literally be able
to play with themselves.
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JANITOR: I get it.
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The ball comes back
to the glove. Did they buy it?
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I'm not finished yet, okay?
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The real question is,
did they prosecute?
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It hit her?
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It hit her because she had
a metal plate in her head.
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It acted like a magnet.
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So, is she all right?
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Well...
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She lived.
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My dreams of the Boomerazoo
hittin' pay dirt are over.
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Well, it hit something.
It just wasn't pay dirt.
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I should think by now
failure would be easy
for you to handle.
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Thanks a lot.
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You're the one who
wanted to pursue a career
as a full-time dreamer.
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Get these missiles
out of here!
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If it wasn't for dreamers,
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there wouldn't be
any automobiles,
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air conditioning,
quilted toilet paper...
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Or the hovercraft golf cart,
or the Tofu fast food chain...
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I was very close
on that one.
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The drought
in Malaysia killed it.
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Oh, and here's
my favorite--
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Women's Professional
Mall Wrestling.
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I like that one.
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Mall owners
have no imagination.
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Go get your schoolbooks.
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Why don't you get a job?
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Live off somebody else's
ingenuity for a change.
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Any idiot
can get a job, Leona.
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- Apparently not.
- Uncle Frank...
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...Mommy says
you're a lazy bastard.
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Is that true?
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Nick,
watch your language.
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I didn't say "lazy bastard,"
I said "crazy bastard."
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- Get that plate out of here.
- Nice. You turn
my nephew against me.
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Why don't you have him grow up
to be a stockbroker
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or an accountant or something,
or worse off, a lawyer.
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Oh! I should be so lucky.
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And where do you get off
badmouthing lawyers?
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If you'd continued
practicing law,
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your life wouldn't be
so miserable!
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I quit 'cause I don't want
my life to be miserable.
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What are you gonna do?
Sit around moping?
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- Go outside and do something!
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Like maybe get Mom
a birthday present.
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Think she'd like
a Boomerazoo?
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JANITOR: Okay, go on.
So, your friend's
in trouble...
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CARL: The trouble with
my friend Frank is that
he's always in trouble.
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He would always come to me,
like he did that day.
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So, what's so important
that I had to close my shop?
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Gotta go buy my mother
a birthday gift.
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I closed my shop so I could
help you buy a birthday gift
for your mom?
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Actually, I just needed
someone to talk to.
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I'm washed up, man.
I struck out again.
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Boomerazoo's a bust.
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Forget it.
You're not washed up.
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You gotta keep swingin'.
Don't let it get to you.
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You need to relax,
have some fun...
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do something to get
your mind off your troubles.
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Don't let it
get to you, Frank.
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We've been
friends for ten years,
and I have faith in you.
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You've had
a hundred great ideas.
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None of them ever worked,
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but you always
got off the floor
and came out swingin'.
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Thanks for your
vote of confidence.
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You're Frank Hopper,
man with a million ideas--
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several of which made sense.
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Well, I'm out of ideas, Carl.
I'm runnin' on empty.
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You're just in a slump,
but I know how your
mind works.
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When you least expect it,
you see something that has
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nothing to do with anything,
and that's when it hits you!
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Well, that pot of gold
at the end of that rainbow
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is further away than ever.
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At least you have
a sister who supports you.
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She doesn't support me.
She puts me up to watch Nicky.
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This is it.
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Look at this.
My mother'll love it.
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See, great ideas
still happen.
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What the hell is it?
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An ass warmer.
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Why didn't I think of it?
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Good idea.
You should've thought of it.
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$139.09. How would you
like to pay for that,
sir, cash or credit?
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Cash.
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We're doing a store survey
to see who our customers are.
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Would you like
to fill one out?
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You get a free pen,
and I make $2.
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Sure, I can always use
another pen.
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What do you think--me or...
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Oh, no, definitely you.
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You wanna fill one out?
You get a free pen.
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CARL: No, thanks.
I have enough pens.
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You have enough pens?
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Good evening, Moneypenny.
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I do believe I'll be driving
the Aston Martin this evening.
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Who is it?
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LEONA: Publishers
Clearing House. You lost.
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Who do you think it is?
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Wait a minute.
The guy lives in a garage?
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He's actually
moving up in the world.
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He used to live
in my basement.
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I really appreciate
you doing this for me tonight.
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You said you'd evict me
if I didn't.
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- WOMAN: No, you didn't.
- MAN: Yes, I did.
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MAN: You should
tell her the story.
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Crab cakes, anyone?
Crab cakes?
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No, thank you.
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Don't I know you from AA?
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MAN: That's right.
I slipped.
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Crab cakes?
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WOMAN:
Thank you very much.
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Frank!
What are you doing?
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I told the partners
I'd oversee the party.
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Don't embarrass me.
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It'll be fine.
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WOMAN: Frank.
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Jessica.
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It's good to see you.
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It's good to see you, too.
You look beautiful.
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Honey, I've been looking
all over for you.
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This is Norman Brown.
Norman, Frank Hopper.
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Pleasure to meet you.
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You're...
Jessica's ex
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Uh-huh.
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Are you a waiter?
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Oh, no. No.
Just hungry.
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Oh.
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Jess'll tell ya,
I'm a sucker for crab cakes.
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Mm-hmm, yes.
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What do you do, Norman?
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I'm the assistant D.A.
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Wanna try one?
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No, thank you.
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MAN: Excuse me, waiter,
may I try one of those?
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Oh, sorry, pal...
I'm not a waiter.
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Assistant D.A., huh?
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If I'm not mistaken,
you are a waiter,
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and I don't appreciate
your attitude.
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Listen, buddy, I'm just--
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- FRANK: Oh, my...
- MAN: What...
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- Oh, you stupid...
- I'm so, so, so sorry.
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- Get off of me!
- Excuse me.
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- I didn't mean to do that.
- Jerk-off!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
I'm so, so sor--
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Holy mother of...
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WOMAN: Honey, he's drowning
the little person!
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MAN: Who was that man?
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WOMAN: Hank, do something!
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HANK: Like what?
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WOMAN #2:
Is he all right?
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I saw what
that guy did to you.
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You'd be well
within your rights to...sue!
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Stop him!
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WOMAN: Go help him.
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MAN: What do you
want me to do?
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Get me his name!
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Let me help you.
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Oh! Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Ow!
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That's the last time
I ask him to work a party.
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FRANK: I'm gonna call it
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the World Wide
Women's Hockey League.
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The World Wide
Women's Hockey League?
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This sounds like another
Professional Women's
Mall Wrestling.
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Why would anyone want to watch
a bunch of toothless women
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with thick ankles
and bulky clothing
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beating each other
with sticks?
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Men love to watch
women beat the hell
out of each other.
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They're gonna be
beautiful women.
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They'll have their teeth.
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How'd you come up
with this incredible idea?
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Jessica fell
on a floor full of ice.
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She knocked out
two other women.
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Then this crab cake
almost took my head off.
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Makes sense to me.
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Oh, your limo has arrived.
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Right on time.
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FRANK: Hi, kids.
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KIDS: Hi, Frank!
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Did you do your homework
last night?
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Good girl.
254
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,568
Hey!
255
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,105
Nicky! My favorite nephew.
Brought you a hot dog.
256
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:00,840
CARL: What's up, Nick?
257
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,110
FRANK: Stanley, whassup!
258
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,912
Just chillin'.
259
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:10,483
I'm telling you, Carl,
World Wide Women's Hockey.
260
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,852
This is the home run
I've been waitin' for.
261
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:16,089
Think about it. The WNBA,
women's basketball,
very successful.
262
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:19,559
There's millions of hockey
fans out there like us.
263
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,761
You'd watch women
play hockey, wouldn't ya?
264
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,396
Are they topless?
265
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,998
Turn around.
Do your homework.
266
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,967
Another victim
of Internet porn.
267
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,635
It's gonna cost
a lot of money.
268
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,037
Tiny skates,
and her ice skates
269
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,638
and outfits alone
cost me a bundle.
270
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,440
So?
271
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:34,741
- So.
272
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,709
So last time I checked,
you were so broke
273
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:39,112
you had to scrimp change
from the couch to buy lunch.
274
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,981
Just a bump in the road,
my friend.
275
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:44,284
Somehow, someway, the universe
provides for those who wait.
276
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,818
I've waited long enough.
277
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,921
This could be the start
of something big.
278
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,789
I could feel it.
279
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:53,093
Hold it, hold it.
What was your buddy thinking?
280
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,828
Women!
281
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,565
That's unnatural!
282
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,104
But then, who needs
natural, anyway?
283
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,838
Exactly.
284
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,575
CARL: So,
he had the idea,
285
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,378
but of course he didn't have
the money to pull it off.
286
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,281
Then, it happened.
287
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,716
God came through.
288
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,706
Yes!
289
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,441
WOMAN: You just never
take me out.
290
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,243
We never go anywhere.
291
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:46,879
You spend a lot more time
with miserable Frank
than you do with me!
292
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,516
He's going through
a tough time right now.
293
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,184
He's my best friend.
294
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,253
And what am I,
chopped liver?
295
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,323
I'm telling you now,
296
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,858
this relationship
is goin' nowhere.
297
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:01,561
There are a lot more guys
who treat me better than you!
298
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,897
I bought you lunch
three times this week.
299
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,367
This isn't lunch!
300
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:10,737
It's...it's food!
301
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,046
Ask and ye shall receive.
302
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,314
Pre-approved!
303
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,651
It's a mistake.
304
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,519
You don't even have
a bank account.
305
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,289
They must realize
my potential.
306
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:30,990
Potential bankruptcy.
307
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,793
Hey, who am I to argue
with these people?
308
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,728
They know everything
about everybody.
309
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,231
They got computers now
that can tell the future.
310
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:41,734
They know precisely
who's gonna win the Super Bowl
months in advance.
311
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,304
You don't know,
'cause they don't wanna
spoil the TV ratings.
312
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:47,006
Anyway, nowadays,
everybody's got a credit card.
313
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,409
I understand that, but you?
314
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,846
Well, maybe I'm turning
a new page in my life.
315
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,683
I hope it turns out better
than the rest of the book.
316
00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:58,985
Come on!
317
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:00,487
Go home, get changed.
318
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,122
Tonight we celebrate.
319
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,392
CARL: He gets
one credit card,
320
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,694
and all of a sudden
to Frank, it's Christmas.
321
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,198
Trouble was,
it was September.
322
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,167
Frank, you're nuts.
323
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,735
You're charging
way too much.
324
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,004
Credit card companies
are not Santa Claus.
325
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,473
- At some point,
you have to pay.
- I'm gonna pay.
326
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,610
When the W.W.W.H.L.
hits it big, and it will,
327
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,812
I will pay it all back
with interest.
328
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,414
Yeah, a lot of interest.
329
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,450
Mere pennies, my friend.
Can you take the tree?
330
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,086
LEONA: Frank, you here?
331
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,123
We're in the living room,
Leona!
332
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,857
Whose car
is that out there?
333
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:41,894
What the hell's
going on here?
334
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,096
It's not Christmas.
335
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,698
Merry Extra Christmas.
336
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,400
And these presents
under the tree?
337
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,069
They're for you...
and for you.
338
00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,673
Nick, buddy!
Left one out.
339
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,808
This one's
got your name on it.
340
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,310
Check it out.
341
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,446
This big package
here is a new video game.
342
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,648
You'll love it!
You can kill
millions of people.
343
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:02,915
Well, Frank...
344
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,684
NICK: Wow,
just what I wanted!
345
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,654
You wanna tell me
what's going on?
346
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,890
Nothing. I just wanna
show my appreciation
for helping me out
347
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,059
and putting me up
these last few years.
348
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,328
You're welcome.
349
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,029
So, what happened?
Super Lotto?
350
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,300
Knock off a Brink's truck?
What?
351
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,568
I can assume it isn't a job.
352
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,703
Want some more champagne?
353
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,410
Carl, you want
some champagne?
354
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,312
CARL: Absolutely.
355
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,181
It's an enterprise.
356
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:36,082
I have an important
meeting tomorrow
357
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,617
with some big investors.
358
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,819
They wanna get in
on the ground floor.
359
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,921
An enterprise?
360
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:44,491
An enterprise that
actually earns you money?
361
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,593
Yeah...you know,
in the future.
362
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,095
Make us even more
than it's making us now.
363
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:52,332
An enterprise that earns you
enough money to rent a new car
364
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,167
and buy all these
sorts of gifts?
365
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,004
Is this enterprise legal?
366
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,207
Leona, I'm hurt
you'd even ask me that.
367
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,376
I'm not gonna
bail you out this time.
368
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:06,078
You're not gonna have
to bail me out of anything.
369
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,580
Merry Christmas.
370
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:15,054
FRANK: Ladies and gentlemen,
potential investors...
371
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,790
welcome to the opportunity
of a lifetime.
372
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,927
Now, I believe that the
project I'm about to propose
373
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,396
can and will turn a profit
in less than 16 months.
374
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,599
It is a virtual goldmine
on ice.
375
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,638
I like to call it
the Three-W.H.L.
376
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,008
The World Wide
Women's Hockey League.
377
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,146
MAN:
Women's Hockey?
378
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,817
That's the worst idea
I've ever heard in my life.
379
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:48,054
This is worse than the guy
that tried to sell us
mall wrestling.
380
00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,690
CARL: So,
what did they invest?
381
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,292
First we gotta start small.
382
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:03,029
Just two teams,
beautiful women that can
really play hockey.
383
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,631
Next year,
we build a fan base.
384
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:08,134
We start selling franchises,
merchandising, television...
385
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,269
Television,
that's the big money.
386
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:15,975
Here it is, partner--
the new home of the W.W.W.H.L.
387
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,612
It's a shit hole.
388
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,581
I got some buddies
comin' in tomorrow
389
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,049
to help
clean the place up.
390
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,652
Once the ice is in,
this place'll be shining.
391
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,554
God, it's a shit hole!
392
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,921
Okay,
so it needs some work.
393
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,990
We've never been afraid
of hard work before,
394
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:33,560
and this time
we got financial backing.
395
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,629
Keep it down over there.
I'm trying to get some sleep.
396
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:37,997
Who the hell is that?
397
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,766
That's Elvis.
398
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:41,368
He's sleeping in the net!
399
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,735
Yeah, he lives here.
400
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,271
I gotta run to Leona's.
I got a couple errands.
401
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,674
Can you pick up
that hockey gear?
402
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:50,577
I'll meet you back here.
Thanks, brother.
403
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,615
What are you looking at?
404
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,427
Hey! Hey, wait up!
405
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,629
Jess, wait up!
406
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:13,299
Hi.
407
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:14,934
You here to see Leona?
408
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,470
I just thought I'd take a spin
around her driveway.
409
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:19,739
Nice wheels.
410
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,410
- Yeah.
411
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:26,212
Things are going great.
I got a new line of work.
412
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:27,880
I'm in sports promotion.
413
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:30,016
Really?
What are you promoting?
414
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,318
Midget wrestling?
415
00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:34,721
It's the World Wide
Women's Hockey League.
416
00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:37,123
You should come
check it out sometime.
417
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,591
I don't think so.
418
00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:40,627
You could bring
the boyfriend.
419
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,429
We broke up.
420
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,697
Really?
421
00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:47,066
Then you should definitely
come by and check it out.
422
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:48,935
We'll see.
423
00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:57,644
Hey, Elvis.
Here you go.
424
00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:01,914
What is this?
425
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:03,450
Turkey sandwich.
426
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:06,453
Oh, I can't eat
this shit, man.
I'm a vegan.
427
00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:08,455
How about a veggie burger?
428
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:14,093
FRANK: Hey.
429
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,294
Hey.
430
00:23:15,361 --> 00:23:16,629
I got you
a turkey sandwich.
431
00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:17,797
Thanks, man.
432
00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:19,632
Phone's been ringin'
off the hook.
433
00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:21,634
People put in bids
for food service.
434
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,836
A publicist
and the uniforms guy called.
435
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,539
- Wants to set up a meeting.
436
00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:29,909
- Ads in the local papers
and the Internet.
437
00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:31,277
The work crew showed up.
438
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:32,945
We had to pile up
all that crap.
439
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,547
Let me show you
what we did.
440
00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:37,650
You're my partner, man,
and I got something better.
441
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,952
- We got the Coliseum
opening night.
442
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,789
Col
443
00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:47,159
Holy shit!
How'd you swing that?
444
00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:49,662
They take credit cards.
445
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,933
- Credit Card Central.
- Credit Card Central.
446
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,301
Hold on just
another moment...
447
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:56,569
One moment, please.
448
00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:59,438
- Credit Card Central.
- Credit Card Central.
449
00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:01,741
How many
450
00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:04,210
Oh, yeah.
I'll get right on it. Yes!
451
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,683
I know you're out there.
I know you're out there.
452
00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:14,453
You can run,
but you can't hide.
453
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:20,560
Mr. Hopper, I'm gonna
keep an eye on you.
454
00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:24,396
Oh, this is great.
455
00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:27,934
Lookin' good, man!
456
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,570
Too many people in here.
It's a zoo.
457
00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:33,139
Nice turnout, huh?
458
00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:34,607
Certainly is!
459
00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:42,214
- Never gonna sleep in this--
- Elvis, blow the horn.
460
00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:46,452
A little louder.
461
00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:53,960
WOMAN: All right, that's it!
Good job! Yeah!
462
00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:56,228
Good morning!
463
00:24:56,295 --> 00:24:57,463
WOMEN: Good morning.
464
00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:59,766
Welcome,
and thank you all for coming.
465
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:02,602
As you know, these tryouts
are for the first two teams
466
00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:05,304
of the World Wide
Women's Hockey League.
467
00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:09,141
Now, the coaches,
my associate, and I will be
watching you very carefully.
468
00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:12,111
This is the start
of something big.
469
00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:15,114
You could be a part
of something very special.
470
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,316
Number 17!
Number 7!
471
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,087
32!
472
00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:22,822
Number 11!
473
00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,457
Number 13!
474
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,259
Wow.
475
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:30,763
CARL: All right.
476
00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:34,466
Number 21!
477
00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:36,703
31!
478
00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:39,572
18!
479
00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:41,473
Number 38!
480
00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:47,279
MAN:
Okay, take a shot.
481
00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:50,817
MAN: Get in close.
482
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,721
MAN: Here we go.
483
00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:58,691
MAN: Good shot.
484
00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:02,428
And...number 8!
485
00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:08,000
Hello? I said number 8,
front and center!
486
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,436
Hello?! I said number 8!
487
00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:14,607
You ready to make history?
488
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:24,216
Are you
ready to make history?
489
00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:39,498
Okay, number 36!
490
00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:43,135
Hey, Tiny.
491
00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:45,705
Why aren't you doing
Ice Capades or something?
492
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:48,540
I done that. No fun.
493
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,110
I'm dying to knock
the shit out of somebody.
494
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,616
How come
your girlfriend's here?
495
00:26:57,684 --> 00:27:00,119
Tiny's a skater.
She's a good skater.
496
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,488
Number 26!
497
00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:04,256
But she's a figure skater.
498
00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:06,425
This can get pretty rough,
you know.
499
00:27:06,492 --> 00:27:08,494
Trust me. She can get
pretty rough, too.
500
00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:15,802
Well, that was fantastic.
That about wraps things up.
501
00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:17,870
The names of those chosen
will be posted
502
00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:19,471
on the locker room wall,
503
00:27:19,538 --> 00:27:23,743
and our first full practice
in pads will be Monday.
504
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:27,546
- We're in business, Coach.
- GRUFF VOICE: Wait!
Please wait!
505
00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:29,215
Can I help you, pal?
506
00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:31,751
I--I already tried that one,
brother.
507
00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,720
Hey, this guy said
I can't try out!
508
00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:36,288
This tryout's for women only.
509
00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:38,725
I am a woman!
510
00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:40,693
Wendy Delvecchio
from Steubenville.
511
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,294
I'm sorry I'm late.
512
00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:45,397
Just give her a chance.
I'm blacking out here, man.
513
00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:08,020
What we have here
is a hockey player.
514
00:28:09,621 --> 00:28:12,925
Man, we gotta have
a face-off.
515
00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:15,327
Anybody wanna take a face-off
against Wendy?
516
00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:18,664
Excuse me, but does anybody
wanna get hit by a truck?
517
00:28:18,731 --> 00:28:20,733
No. I'll pass
until we get pads.
518
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,802
Yeah, uh, I think
I'll just watch.
519
00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:24,871
I'll do it.
520
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:28,307
So, what do you think?
521
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:30,142
- Do your thing.
- All right.
522
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:32,378
Um, h-honey...
523
00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:34,446
You sure, Tiny?
She's pretty big.
524
00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:36,282
Hey, it's hockey,
and I'm a skater.
525
00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:39,018
And I'm tough, okay?
526
00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:42,321
I mean, what could happen?
527
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,759
So, uh, a couple
of months then, huh?
528
00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:48,694
Honey, it looks
like a concussion,
529
00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:50,997
a broken arm,
and three fractured ribs.
530
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:53,165
You'll be okay
in a couple of months.
531
00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:55,434
I'll bring some lunch
to the hospital!
532
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:07,746
It's "lavatories," you know,
with a "V," not a "B."
533
00:29:07,814 --> 00:29:09,481
Lavatory.
534
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,018
Oh...yeah.
535
00:29:13,452 --> 00:29:15,721
Sorry, man.
536
00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:17,689
Had my mind
on something else.
537
00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:21,260
Tiny left me.
538
00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:26,732
She moved in
with the paramedic.
539
00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:29,802
I'm sorry to hear that.
That's pretty funny.
540
00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:35,707
It's okay.
I'm kinda lonely, though.
541
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,910
We ate lunch together a lot,
you know?
542
00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:40,813
- I'll buy you lunch.
Don't worry about it.
543
00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:43,782
- Thanks.
544
00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:46,986
Yeah.
I'll call you back.
545
00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:49,655
Hey! My two
favorite lawyers!
546
00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:53,259
- Hi.
- Hey.
547
00:29:53,325 --> 00:29:55,594
I'm gonna go take
another look at the rink.
548
00:29:58,730 --> 00:30:00,566
So, this is
the practice arena. Wow.
549
00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:05,371
How 'bout
if I show you around?
550
00:30:06,038 --> 00:30:07,974
Yeah.
551
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,276
And this is the
Almighty Swans' locker room.
552
00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:12,711
Foxes have one just like it.
553
00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:14,813
Wow.
554
00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:17,149
Got something else
I wanna show you.
555
00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:18,817
Wanna see the hot tub?
556
00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:21,687
Yeah.
557
00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:23,155
Remember the hot tub?
558
00:30:23,222 --> 00:30:24,623
Yeah.
559
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:29,996
Ohh!
560
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,265
Can I get you anything?
561
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:36,002
The cot you gave me
is murder on my back.
562
00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:37,937
See what I have to
put up with?
563
00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:39,838
I could really use
a massage.
564
00:30:39,906 --> 00:30:42,674
Jess, we had a pretty good
thing going for a while.
565
00:30:42,741 --> 00:30:44,510
You can't say
it wasn't a lot of fun.
566
00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:46,979
You changed, Frank.
567
00:30:48,447 --> 00:30:51,183
You live in a dream world,
and you never finish anything.
568
00:30:53,819 --> 00:30:55,454
You used to be
a damn good lawyer.
569
00:30:57,389 --> 00:30:58,958
Then, I don't know
what happened.
570
00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:00,159
You became...
571
00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:03,829
you became this.
572
00:31:03,896 --> 00:31:05,764
I know,
but it's different now.
573
00:31:05,831 --> 00:31:07,666
This isn't a dream.
This is real.
574
00:31:07,733 --> 00:31:09,068
And I've changed.
575
00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:11,370
I'm on to something,
and it could be a winner.
576
00:31:12,438 --> 00:31:13,672
I'm gonna be dependable,
577
00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:16,909
and I'm gonna
take this all the way.
578
00:31:18,444 --> 00:31:20,746
I hope so...
579
00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:22,714
Mr. Dependable.
580
00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:26,585
Elvis, what the hell
are you doing?
581
00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:29,121
My laundry.
582
00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:36,028
So, what do you say?
583
00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:38,364
What do I say to what?
584
00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:39,831
Dinner tonight.
585
00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:44,203
Okay, I'll have dinner
with you.
586
00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:45,771
But just dinner, Frank.
587
00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:47,639
Just dinner,
no funny stuff.
588
00:31:48,474 --> 00:31:50,042
Absolutely.
589
00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:53,946
No funny stuff.
590
00:31:54,013 --> 00:31:55,714
MAN: * How come
you won't go away? *
591
00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:01,387
JESSICA: Oh! Ha ha ha!
592
00:32:03,822 --> 00:32:05,457
- JESSICA: Oh!
593
00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:07,859
FRANK: Come back here.
594
00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:14,166
That was great.
595
00:32:15,701 --> 00:32:18,004
Frank, we were
always good at that part.
596
00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:20,039
It's the other stuff
we mess up.
597
00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:21,573
Let's just stay in bed.
598
00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:24,810
We're not starting
all over again.
599
00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:29,081
This was just something
that happened.
600
00:32:29,148 --> 00:32:32,751
We'll take it nice and slow
and see.
601
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,321
No funny stuff?
602
00:32:36,922 --> 00:32:38,190
Well.
603
00:32:38,257 --> 00:32:40,392
Maybe a little funny stuff.
604
00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:45,697
You look pretty.
Do you have a date?
605
00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:49,135
Skip's picking me up at 9:30,
so I got about 10 minutes.
606
00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:51,503
His van's parked outside.
I just saw him.
607
00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:53,439
Oh, wow.
- Yeah, he's there.
608
00:32:53,505 --> 00:32:55,774
See you later.
609
00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:57,609
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON CAR STEREO]
610
00:33:11,857 --> 00:33:13,959
MAN: Oh, yeah,
who's your daddy?
611
00:33:14,026 --> 00:33:16,562
Hey, you'd better be talking
to your kid in there!
612
00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:19,498
Skip!
613
00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:22,334
Skip, open the goddamn door!
614
00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:24,370
Skip, I'm gonna
break this door off!
615
00:33:24,436 --> 00:33:25,837
WOMAN:
They're always at it.
616
00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:29,475
WOMAN: Oh, my God!
617
00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:32,544
Hey, babe.
I was just coming in.
618
00:33:32,611 --> 00:33:34,146
Yeah, I noticed.
Who's she?
619
00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:36,382
Just a chick that I met
who needed a lift.
620
00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:38,484
You were giving her more
than a lift.
621
00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:40,919
- You were fucking her!
622
00:33:40,986 --> 00:33:42,221
I saw it with my own eyes.
623
00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:43,289
You having trouble
with your eyes?
624
00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:44,390
My eyes are perfect!
625
00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:45,624
I guess they're not.
626
00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:48,127
- Come on, let's go.
- Fuck you.
627
00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:49,361
I said let's go!
628
00:33:49,428 --> 00:33:51,797
And I said fuck you!
629
00:33:53,299 --> 00:33:54,466
Son of a bitch!
630
00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:57,903
Oh, man.
631
00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:06,745
Morning, Elvis.
632
00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:09,748
Could we get a subscription
to the New York Times?
633
00:34:09,815 --> 00:34:12,418
This crossword puzzle's
a real turd.
634
00:34:12,484 --> 00:34:14,386
Little chilly in here
last night.
635
00:34:14,453 --> 00:34:16,155
I was shivering in my sleep.
636
00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:17,856
It's an ice rink.
637
00:34:17,923 --> 00:34:20,326
This place was better
without the ice.
638
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:21,993
I'll get you an ass warmer.
639
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:25,931
Ass warmer? Great invention.
Everything was
coming together.
640
00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:28,934
The girls were
kicking butt in practice,
and they looked awesome.
641
00:34:30,669 --> 00:34:33,004
Damn.
642
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,541
That locker room
must have been smokin'.
643
00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,728
No, I mean, I wouldn't know.
644
00:34:57,763 --> 00:35:00,632
Anyway, I had
other things on my mind.
645
00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:03,402
I found out
about the "investors."
646
00:35:04,203 --> 00:35:05,504
Morning.
647
00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:10,742
What's up?
648
00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:14,546
Well, that's what
I'd like to know.
649
00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:17,916
So, I finally met some
of your phantom investors.
650
00:35:17,983 --> 00:35:21,119
Yeah, I found these
in the back of the closet.
651
00:35:23,088 --> 00:35:25,224
Are you gonna tell me
what's going on here?
652
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,394
They keep sending me
cards, Carl.
653
00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,462
I got the first one.
I was pre-approved.
654
00:35:30,529 --> 00:35:32,631
I start using it,
they send me six more.
655
00:35:32,698 --> 00:35:34,633
I made the minimum
payments on those,
656
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:37,102
and other banks start
sending me two dozen more--
657
00:35:37,169 --> 00:35:38,237
You're pyramiding!
658
00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:39,805
I don't see it that way.
659
00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:42,808
I consider it extending
my credit parameters.
660
00:35:42,874 --> 00:35:44,910
They charge, like,
20% interest.
661
00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,578
That's worse
than pyramiding.
662
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:48,847
This is bad, man.
663
00:35:48,914 --> 00:35:51,283
This is very, very bad.
664
00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:53,051
This is not how banks
loan you money
665
00:35:53,118 --> 00:35:55,053
to start a new business.
666
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,589
Would a bank loan me money
to start a business
the usual way?
667
00:35:57,656 --> 00:35:59,057
Of course not.
668
00:35:59,124 --> 00:36:00,526
I rest my case.
669
00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:03,061
I mean, look at this!
670
00:36:03,128 --> 00:36:07,666
Uniforms and equipment,
$21,000!
671
00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:10,569
How come you bought
144 sports bras?
672
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,872
We have 32 players.
673
00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:16,007
That's 64 tits.
674
00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:18,944
They gave me half off
if I bought 'em by the gross.
675
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:20,346
Lighten up!
676
00:36:22,581 --> 00:36:23,949
Rental on the arena
677
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:26,552
and ice-making facilities
for 6 months, $18,000!
678
00:36:27,919 --> 00:36:29,788
Estimated weekly
advertising budget
679
00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:33,459
and public relations,
$16,000.
680
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:37,128
And an evening
with the world's greatest
female hockey players...
681
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,897
priceless.
682
00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:41,267
Priceless.
683
00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:45,871
There never were any
investors, were there, Frank?
684
00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:47,839
I couldn't get 'em
to share my vision.
685
00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:54,546
We are so screwed.
686
00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:56,848
Carl, listen to me.
687
00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:58,884
The way I see this,
688
00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:02,220
the credit card companies
are the investors, all right?
689
00:37:02,288 --> 00:37:03,922
This is so easy.
690
00:37:03,989 --> 00:37:07,593
All we have to do
is keep making
the minimum payments.
691
00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:09,361
Keeps them off our back.
692
00:37:09,428 --> 00:37:12,197
As soon as the league
is a success,
I pay everything off.
693
00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:15,233
But Frank, we haven't even
played our first game yet.
694
00:37:15,301 --> 00:37:17,035
What if the league's
not a success?
695
00:37:17,102 --> 00:37:20,038
I refuse to even let
that thought enter my mind.
696
00:37:20,105 --> 00:37:22,107
Hey, did you know
that China's
697
00:37:22,173 --> 00:37:25,210
the second-largest
credit card nation
in the world?
698
00:37:25,277 --> 00:37:27,513
I assume you're the first.
699
00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:31,883
Holy shit.
What a mess.
700
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:33,452
DANIELLE: Carl.
701
00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:39,491
What?
702
00:37:44,530 --> 00:37:46,031
...masturbate!
703
00:37:47,699 --> 00:37:52,804
She wants to know
how long the jury's
gonna be masturbating.
704
00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:56,475
Oh, deliberate.
705
00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:58,810
Juries deliberate.
706
00:37:58,877 --> 00:38:00,579
I have no idea.
707
00:38:00,646 --> 00:38:02,581
We just have to relax.
708
00:38:03,415 --> 00:38:04,750
Relax?
709
00:38:04,816 --> 00:38:06,352
Yeah.
710
00:38:06,418 --> 00:38:08,286
DANIELLE: Relax.
711
00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:09,488
Relax.
712
00:38:17,563 --> 00:38:19,164
Uh-oh.
713
00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:20,932
Broken!
714
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:24,936
I love the French.
715
00:38:25,003 --> 00:38:26,538
Oui, oui.
716
00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:32,243
Wait a minute.
You've gone too far,
Mr. Hopper.
717
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,879
You have crossed the line.
718
00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:37,583
You're finished,
done, history.
719
00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:39,651
I'm going right to the top
with this one.
720
00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:41,887
Got you.
721
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:50,596
What do you think, Chief?
722
00:39:01,139 --> 00:39:04,142
This has become
a personal matter, gentlemen.
723
00:39:05,143 --> 00:39:06,445
String him up by the balls.
724
00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:10,949
MAN: Okay, ladies.
725
00:39:13,251 --> 00:39:14,853
Great job.
That's it for today.
726
00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:17,689
Let's hit the showers.
727
00:39:19,525 --> 00:39:21,159
Gotta hit 'em harder,
Salina.
728
00:39:21,226 --> 00:39:23,795
Gotta move faster
and use that stick more,
Danielle.
729
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:28,366
Right.
730
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,142
You look sharp
out there, Wendy.
Everything okay?
731
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,844
I think
I gotta quit, Frank.
732
00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:42,280
Quit? You can't quit.
Tomorrow night's
the first game.
733
00:39:42,347 --> 00:39:44,149
My boyfriend
cheated on me.
734
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,452
I'm going through
a very emotional time.
735
00:39:46,518 --> 00:39:48,420
I'm fucking devastated.
736
00:39:48,487 --> 00:39:49,755
Seemed like an all right guy.
737
00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:51,823
I mean, you got
a good thing going?
738
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:53,358
No, he had no class.
739
00:39:53,425 --> 00:39:56,662
We beat the hell
out of each other, but...
740
00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:59,431
underneath all this muscle
I'm very feminine, Frank.
741
00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:00,932
I need a man.
742
00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:02,934
You'll find someone, Wendy.
743
00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:05,971
A woman
of your imposing stature,
you'll find someone.
744
00:40:06,037 --> 00:40:09,074
I don't know.
Men seem to be afraid of me.
745
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,843
Baby, you're just going
through a tough time
right now.
746
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:14,713
These things always got a way
of working themselves out.
747
00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:16,982
Take it from me.
Look, I know.
748
00:40:17,048 --> 00:40:20,051
I must have broke up
with my girl 20, 30 times,
749
00:40:20,118 --> 00:40:22,488
and we're back
together again.
750
00:40:22,554 --> 00:40:23,922
Yeah.
751
00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:25,591
Thatta girl.
752
00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:28,894
I know a great guy who'd love
to take you out to dinner,
753
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,896
help you forget
about your problems.
754
00:40:30,962 --> 00:40:33,064
I'll call him.
- Okay.
755
00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:34,766
- Yeah.
756
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:37,035
No way.
757
00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:40,005
Come on,
she's a very nice girl,
and you're lonely.
758
00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:41,339
No.
759
00:40:41,406 --> 00:40:42,708
She's very sensitive.
760
00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:44,610
No.
761
00:40:44,676 --> 00:40:46,945
Her boyfriend
was cheating on her.
762
00:40:47,012 --> 00:40:49,347
She just lost her boyfriend.
You just lost a girlfriend.
763
00:40:49,414 --> 00:40:51,116
And she's lonely.
764
00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:53,485
Well, rent her a gorilla.
765
00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:55,721
I mean, what am I,
a goddamn escort service
766
00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:57,122
for women who are bigger,
767
00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:58,924
stronger, and tougher
than I am,
768
00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:00,425
but not as attractive?
769
00:41:00,492 --> 00:41:02,794
At least I didn't fracture
my girlfriend's jaw.
770
00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:05,196
Carl, she's
the best player we got.
771
00:41:05,263 --> 00:41:07,633
Don't you think it makes sense
to make her happy?
772
00:41:07,699 --> 00:41:09,601
Fine, but why me?
773
00:41:15,406 --> 00:41:19,277
There's some people
around here starting to
wonder about your...
774
00:41:19,344 --> 00:41:20,411
sexual orientation.
775
00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:24,415
Come on,
you rent a limo,
776
00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:27,085
get her some flowers
or something.
777
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:29,988
Here's the cards.
Get yourself some cash.
778
00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:31,557
Codes are right in the bag.
779
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,627
Attaboy.
You take one
for the team.
780
00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:37,796
And you say some
nice things to her.
781
00:41:37,863 --> 00:41:39,330
She's a very
fragile flower.
782
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:40,966
Yeah.
783
00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:33,251
I want all the credit cards,
all the code numbers,
784
00:42:33,318 --> 00:42:34,319
or you're a dead man.
785
00:42:35,186 --> 00:42:36,254
Dead.
786
00:42:38,423 --> 00:42:40,158
Be my guest.
787
00:42:49,668 --> 00:42:51,236
What happened to you?
788
00:42:51,302 --> 00:42:54,239
I got mugged.
789
00:42:58,109 --> 00:42:59,444
Ooh.
790
00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:00,712
They get the money?
791
00:43:00,779 --> 00:43:02,280
Not a cent.
792
00:43:02,347 --> 00:43:03,849
They get the credit cards?
793
00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:06,618
I gave him the cards,
but then he gave them back.
794
00:43:06,685 --> 00:43:08,019
That's when he decked me.
795
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:09,721
'Cause you wouldn't
give him the codes?
796
00:43:09,788 --> 00:43:11,189
I gave him the codes.
797
00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:13,358
He hit me because
he couldn't get any money.
798
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:14,492
You're all maxed out.
799
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:16,862
This guy who held me up,
800
00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:19,130
he said even his
credit cards were good.
801
00:43:20,265 --> 00:43:22,533
Maxed out, huh?
802
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,770
Banks--never there
when you need 'em.
803
00:43:26,071 --> 00:43:27,505
Don't worry, I got more.
804
00:43:27,572 --> 00:43:29,407
All right, listen to me.
805
00:43:29,474 --> 00:43:31,409
You take my car to get Wendy,
but do me a favor.
806
00:43:31,476 --> 00:43:34,780
Push the seat all the
way back. She needs a lot
of legroom.
807
00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:37,115
Right.
808
00:43:37,182 --> 00:43:38,283
A lot of legroom.
809
00:43:43,521 --> 00:43:46,057
MAN: * Yes, here comes
your pimp daddy *
810
00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:48,526
WOMEN: * Pimp daddy
811
00:43:48,593 --> 00:43:50,862
* Yes
812
00:43:52,297 --> 00:43:53,398
* Oh, that's crazy
813
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:54,700
* Pimp daddy
814
00:44:06,044 --> 00:44:07,746
Hi, Carl.
815
00:44:07,813 --> 00:44:09,380
Hi.
816
00:44:09,447 --> 00:44:11,116
You look nice.
817
00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:12,684
Thanks.
818
00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:14,352
I put my tooth in.
819
00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:16,154
Wow.
820
00:44:16,221 --> 00:44:17,889
It looks so real.
821
00:44:17,956 --> 00:44:20,926
It is real, I just don't know
if it's mine or not.
822
00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:23,394
You know, after a fight,
you don't know
823
00:44:23,461 --> 00:44:25,897
whose teeth are whose,
so you just pick one up.
824
00:44:25,964 --> 00:44:27,933
Sure, sure.
825
00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:29,701
And a little Krazy Glue...
826
00:44:30,802 --> 00:44:32,170
Stays pretty good.
827
00:44:33,404 --> 00:44:36,341
Here, this is for you.
828
00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:38,443
The grocery store
didn't have any flowers,
829
00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,779
so I got you a plant.
830
00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:47,819
You are
the sweetest little thing.
831
00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:53,258
* Pimp daddy
832
00:45:09,507 --> 00:45:10,809
This is so good.
833
00:45:12,978 --> 00:45:16,948
Boy, when they say
"all you can eat night,"
834
00:45:17,015 --> 00:45:18,549
they really mean you.
835
00:45:19,818 --> 00:45:21,152
What do you mean by that?
836
00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:26,457
Because I love a woman
with a healthy appetite.
837
00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:42,173
Well, here we are.
838
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,009
It was a great night.
839
00:45:44,075 --> 00:45:46,344
I'm really glad
you enjoyed your dinner.
840
00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:50,381
Would you like to come in
for a cup of tea or something?
841
00:45:50,448 --> 00:45:51,917
I'd really love to,
842
00:45:51,983 --> 00:45:53,985
but I gotta be at the arena
very early tomorrow.
843
00:45:54,052 --> 00:45:56,187
You know, it's
opening night and all.
844
00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:57,923
I understand.
845
00:45:57,989 --> 00:46:02,393
Would you mind just, like,
coming in for a minute,
846
00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:04,996
until I get the lights on?
847
00:46:05,063 --> 00:46:06,697
It would make me
feel a lot safer.
848
00:46:07,732 --> 00:46:10,001
I'm afraid of the dark.
849
00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:13,671
Okay.
850
00:46:37,863 --> 00:46:39,797
You're not...
851
00:46:39,865 --> 00:46:41,399
going anywhere.
852
00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:46,838
I mean it.
853
00:47:15,433 --> 00:47:17,135
["WHATEVER LOLA WANTS"
PLAYING]
854
00:47:18,636 --> 00:47:21,672
WOMAN:
* Whatever Lola wants
855
00:47:23,508 --> 00:47:24,910
* Lola gets
856
00:47:27,112 --> 00:47:28,846
* And, little man
857
00:47:28,914 --> 00:47:34,219
* Little Lola wants you
858
00:47:35,453 --> 00:47:37,889
* You're no exception
to the rule *
859
00:47:39,324 --> 00:47:40,858
* I'm irresistible,
you fool *
860
00:47:43,428 --> 00:47:45,396
* Give in...
861
00:47:45,463 --> 00:47:47,032
Fuck or fight.
862
00:47:47,098 --> 00:47:49,400
* Give in
863
00:48:03,114 --> 00:48:04,882
- Hey.
- Hey, pal.
864
00:48:06,584 --> 00:48:08,453
CARL: Is that Nick
and his pals out there?
865
00:48:08,519 --> 00:48:09,687
FRANK: Yeah, playtime.
866
00:48:10,421 --> 00:48:11,656
How'd it go last night?
867
00:48:13,959 --> 00:48:15,826
Well, after
they took me off oxygen
868
00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:18,263
and I got out
of the emergency room
869
00:48:18,329 --> 00:48:21,132
and went back
to her apartment...
870
00:48:22,934 --> 00:48:24,635
You dog!
871
00:48:26,771 --> 00:48:28,739
Best goddamn night
of my life!
872
00:48:31,842 --> 00:48:33,644
What's this?
873
00:48:33,711 --> 00:48:36,581
That's a friendship puck.
874
00:48:36,647 --> 00:48:38,249
Wendy gave it to me.
875
00:48:39,985 --> 00:48:43,554
Yeah, and I still carry it
with me wherever I go.
876
00:48:43,621 --> 00:48:45,957
Aww.
877
00:48:47,092 --> 00:48:48,459
Don't tell me
878
00:48:48,526 --> 00:48:49,794
Yeah.
879
00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:50,861
Hi, babe.
880
00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,463
Hi, doll.
881
00:48:54,132 --> 00:48:55,833
I'm gonna go get us
some candy.
882
00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:57,102
WOMAN: It's not working.
883
00:48:57,168 --> 00:48:58,369
WENDY: What?!
884
00:49:04,142 --> 00:49:07,645
So this was it.
Opening night.
Our big chance.
885
00:49:07,712 --> 00:49:11,749
Finally, one of Frank's dreams
became a reality.
886
00:49:11,816 --> 00:49:14,785
MAN: Over here,
I got some tickets!
887
00:49:14,852 --> 00:49:16,454
MAN: Save us a seat,
will ya?
888
00:49:23,328 --> 00:49:25,696
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
this is so awesome.
889
00:49:25,763 --> 00:49:28,433
Women hockey players.
This is what I so wanna be.
890
00:49:28,499 --> 00:49:30,301
Penny,
you don't even skate.
891
00:49:30,368 --> 00:49:32,437
Don't be
such a bitch, Glenda.
892
00:49:36,041 --> 00:49:38,043
WOMAN: Hey, I'm over here
behind the fat guy.
893
00:49:38,109 --> 00:49:39,177
Where's our seat?
894
00:49:39,244 --> 00:49:40,811
MAN: Right over here,
Michelle.
895
00:49:40,878 --> 00:49:42,147
Great, we're in front!
896
00:49:42,213 --> 00:49:43,948
Peanuts here.
897
00:49:44,015 --> 00:49:45,883
Stale,
overpriced peanuts.
898
00:49:47,352 --> 00:49:49,920
Want your stale peanuts?
899
00:49:50,855 --> 00:49:52,457
Yeah?
900
00:49:52,523 --> 00:49:55,226
Wow. All right,
all right, terrific.
901
00:49:55,293 --> 00:49:57,662
We've got
2,000 seats sold already.
902
00:49:57,728 --> 00:49:59,297
It's gonna be
a great opening night.
903
00:49:59,364 --> 00:50:01,432
For a new league,
this is fantastic.
904
00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:03,468
I'm so excited,
I'm gonna die.
905
00:50:03,534 --> 00:50:05,203
Hey, who's that guy
on the ice?
906
00:50:05,270 --> 00:50:06,437
I like his suit!
907
00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:10,775
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to an
historic evening,
908
00:50:12,943 --> 00:50:15,480
the debut of the World Wide
Women's Hockey League,
909
00:50:18,983 --> 00:50:21,919
a night we will all
long remember.
910
00:50:21,986 --> 00:50:24,922
And without any further ado,
I give you the Almighty Swans!
911
00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:33,998
We love you, Swans!
912
00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:39,570
And these are
your Fearsome Foxes!
913
00:50:57,422 --> 00:50:58,656
Come on!
914
00:51:02,827 --> 00:51:05,062
I'm so proud
of you, Frank.
915
00:51:05,130 --> 00:51:07,565
Although I still think
you were a great lawyer,
916
00:51:07,632 --> 00:51:09,934
I think you've finally
found your niche.
917
00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:53,478
Whoo!
918
00:51:53,544 --> 00:51:55,346
Keep your shirt on!
Come on.
919
00:51:55,413 --> 00:51:57,081
Let's get in the game.
920
00:52:18,569 --> 00:52:21,206
MAN: * You don't know if
you're gonna make it through *
921
00:52:22,407 --> 00:52:23,708
* You wanna take it higher
922
00:52:26,043 --> 00:52:27,878
* You know exactly
what you gotta do *
923
00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:31,216
* Don't ever
lose your fire *
924
00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:35,620
* The whole world's
covered in sparks *
925
00:52:37,087 --> 00:52:39,156
* Now I know you're gonna
lose your heart *
926
00:52:41,426 --> 00:52:44,695
* The whole world's
covered in sparks *
927
00:52:44,762 --> 00:52:46,897
* Yeah, I know you're gonna
lose your heart *
928
00:52:54,872 --> 00:52:56,907
Yeah! Whoo!
929
00:53:00,711 --> 00:53:02,380
- Get it!
- Get the puck! Get the puck!
930
00:53:02,447 --> 00:53:04,048
Move it! Move it!
931
00:53:04,114 --> 00:53:05,983
That's what
I'm talkin' about!
932
00:53:06,050 --> 00:53:07,352
Toss it away!
933
00:53:07,418 --> 00:53:08,819
You got it!
934
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:10,888
Let's go!
935
00:53:13,558 --> 00:53:14,925
Let's go!
936
00:53:38,182 --> 00:53:40,518
No! Wendy!
937
00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:45,656
Wendy, baby!
I'm coming, baby!
I'm coming!
938
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:16,954
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
this is so incredible!
939
00:54:17,822 --> 00:54:19,790
Glenda, they need me.
940
00:54:26,431 --> 00:54:28,499
* O say, can you see
941
00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:34,605
* By the dawn's early light
942
00:54:36,407 --> 00:54:37,808
* What so proudly
we hailed *
943
00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:42,447
* At the twilight's
last gleaming? *
944
00:54:44,982 --> 00:54:47,284
Whose broad--
945
00:54:50,488 --> 00:54:52,657
Come on, we got a hockey game
to finish here!
946
00:55:11,175 --> 00:55:14,479
MAN: Fans, remember,
while you're waiting
for the next period to begin,
947
00:55:14,545 --> 00:55:17,081
please visit one
of our refreshment stations...
948
00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:20,150
If that's the worst thing
that happens tonight,
we'll be okay.
949
00:55:20,217 --> 00:55:22,219
... all major credit cards
are accepted.
950
00:55:24,889 --> 00:55:26,691
Frank Hopper?
951
00:55:26,757 --> 00:55:28,125
Yeah.
952
00:55:28,192 --> 00:55:30,961
Mr. Hopper,
I'm Detective Feretti,
Fraud Division.
953
00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:32,363
I have a warrant
for your arrest.
954
00:55:32,430 --> 00:55:33,531
What?
955
00:55:33,598 --> 00:55:34,965
I'm his attorney.
956
00:55:35,032 --> 00:55:37,267
On what charges?
He just broke that fight up.
957
00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:38,736
Nothing to do with that,
Counselor.
958
00:55:38,803 --> 00:55:40,671
It's grand larceny,
credit card fraud,
959
00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:43,340
seeking and gaining
credit fraudulently,
misuse of bank funds,
960
00:55:43,408 --> 00:55:45,943
and misrepresentation
with intent to defraud.
961
00:55:46,010 --> 00:55:48,879
What?
962
00:55:48,946 --> 00:55:52,583
Congratulations, Mr. Hopper.
You've won top honors
this month.
963
00:55:54,218 --> 00:55:56,086
So this is
how you did it.
964
00:55:56,987 --> 00:55:59,056
Mr. Dependable.
965
00:55:59,123 --> 00:56:00,858
Jessica, wait a minute.
966
00:56:08,098 --> 00:56:11,168
- Thanks for bailing me--
- Not a word, Frank,
not a peep.
967
00:56:11,235 --> 00:56:13,037
Boy, you really did it
this time.
968
00:56:13,103 --> 00:56:14,805
Failure wasn't good enough
for you, was it?
969
00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:17,041
You had to try your hand
at crime as well!
970
00:56:18,643 --> 00:56:20,811
Do you have any idea
how many laws you broke?
971
00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:23,213
If you charge
an exorbitant amount of money
972
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:26,350
knowing you don't have
the means of paying
that back, it's fraud.
973
00:56:26,417 --> 00:56:28,619
It's a crime,
or the credit card companies
974
00:56:28,686 --> 00:56:31,789
would like to
prove that as a warning
to entrepreneurs like you.
975
00:56:31,856 --> 00:56:34,024
And they say you falsified
a credit application!
976
00:56:34,091 --> 00:56:37,962
I didn't know--
the cashier told me
it was some kind of survey.
977
00:56:38,028 --> 00:56:39,597
She got two dollars
and I got a pen.
978
00:56:39,664 --> 00:56:41,398
Wow! You got a pen!
979
00:56:41,466 --> 00:56:43,300
But then I got the card,
980
00:56:43,367 --> 00:56:45,736
and I had the idea
for the league,
but it was working!
981
00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:49,373
You're gonna need
a trial lawyer now.
982
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,642
I'm gonna have to
think about this.
983
00:56:56,681 --> 00:56:58,883
JESSICA: No, no, no.
984
00:56:58,949 --> 00:57:00,150
No.
985
00:57:01,218 --> 00:57:03,020
Please, Jessica.
986
00:57:03,087 --> 00:57:04,388
He lied to me,
987
00:57:04,455 --> 00:57:07,191
and I fell for the whole
song and dance all over again.
988
00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:09,059
I know.
989
00:57:09,126 --> 00:57:12,029
He's a conniver,
an opportunist,
a failure, a loser,
990
00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:13,964
a freeloader,
a parasite, a bum!
991
00:57:14,031 --> 00:57:16,233
A deceitful, lying rat.
992
00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:18,836
So he's not perfect.
993
00:57:18,903 --> 00:57:21,639
He ripped off
the credit card companies--
how bad can he be?
994
00:57:23,708 --> 00:57:25,643
I can't do it.
995
00:57:25,710 --> 00:57:27,945
These bastards
are playing hardball.
996
00:57:28,012 --> 00:57:29,747
They're gonna make Frank
the poster boy
997
00:57:29,814 --> 00:57:32,016
for 40 million
credit card delinquents.
998
00:57:32,082 --> 00:57:34,752
There's no way I would ask you
to do this, but...
999
00:57:34,819 --> 00:57:37,688
he's looking
at doing jail time, Jess.
1000
00:57:41,892 --> 00:57:43,561
Why can't you represent me?
1001
00:57:43,628 --> 00:57:46,096
I draw up contracts
and have drinks with people.
1002
00:57:46,163 --> 00:57:47,832
You could be going away
for a long time!
1003
00:57:47,898 --> 00:57:49,600
I'll get a public defender.
1004
00:57:49,667 --> 00:57:51,335
You're playing
with the big boys.
1005
00:57:51,401 --> 00:57:54,004
You need the best lawyer
you can get,
and Jessica is the best!
1006
00:57:54,071 --> 00:57:56,841
I just get a feeling
she thinks I'm a con man
and a liar.
1007
00:57:58,709 --> 00:58:00,611
And what makes you
think that?
1008
00:58:02,279 --> 00:58:03,548
She told me.
1009
00:58:05,115 --> 00:58:08,085
I know you think
you've totally blown it
with Jessica.
1010
00:58:08,152 --> 00:58:12,022
I know you think that
there's nothing you could do
to make it right.
1011
00:58:12,089 --> 00:58:14,258
All that is true,
but put it behind you.
1012
00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,193
She's doing this
as a favor for me.
1013
00:58:16,260 --> 00:58:20,731
The kids put some stuff
from their lunches for
you to take to prison.
1014
00:58:22,366 --> 00:58:23,934
Thanks, Nicky.
1015
00:58:24,935 --> 00:58:26,336
Okay, you win.
1016
00:58:28,606 --> 00:58:31,075
JESSICA:
Before we start, I wanna get
one thing straight.
1017
00:58:31,141 --> 00:58:34,745
I'm the lawyer,
and you're the client
and nothing else. Got it?
1018
00:58:36,881 --> 00:58:38,082
Yeah, I got it.
1019
00:58:42,953 --> 00:58:45,222
He wants to call you
as his only witness.
1020
00:58:45,289 --> 00:58:46,724
He. Who's he?
1021
00:58:46,791 --> 00:58:49,393
Norman Brown.
He's prosecuting the case.
1022
00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:51,161
Your old boyfriend
Norman Brown?
1023
00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:53,598
He'll kill us.
1024
00:58:53,664 --> 00:58:54,932
He can't make you testify,
1025
00:58:54,999 --> 00:58:56,901
and I'm not gonna let him
put you on the stand.
1026
00:58:56,967 --> 00:58:58,569
What'll he do
if I don't testify?
1027
00:58:58,636 --> 00:59:01,772
Probably call Leona,
Carl, maybe Nick.
1028
00:59:01,839 --> 00:59:03,407
Nick's 9 years old.
1029
00:59:03,473 --> 00:59:05,943
He'll wanna prove
you have no work ethic.
1030
00:59:06,010 --> 00:59:08,879
I'll testify.
I could prove
I have no work ethic.
1031
00:59:08,946 --> 00:59:10,447
I don't want you
to testify.
1032
00:59:10,514 --> 00:59:13,017
I'm not putting him
through this.
1033
00:59:13,083 --> 00:59:14,484
They wanna make
an example of you.
1034
00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:16,687
They wanna put your picture
in the paper
1035
00:59:16,754 --> 00:59:20,791
and prove that
credit card debt is real debt,
not just paper debt.
1036
00:59:21,826 --> 00:59:23,628
And then they'll settle.
1037
00:59:23,694 --> 00:59:25,963
What'll happen to the league?
1038
00:59:26,030 --> 00:59:27,698
Frank, the league is over.
1039
00:59:28,766 --> 00:59:30,067
It's kaput.
1040
00:59:31,335 --> 00:59:32,837
At least
you won't do jail time.
1041
00:59:41,746 --> 00:59:42,813
WOMAN: We gotta hurry up.
1042
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:44,048
Let's redeem the girls.
1043
00:59:45,315 --> 00:59:46,784
I'll testify!
1044
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:52,823
Nearly all of us,
at one time or another,
have been in debt...
1045
00:59:52,890 --> 00:59:56,026
but being in debt
indicates a desire
and an expectancy to pay.
1046
00:59:58,763 --> 01:00:01,899
This man had
no such delusions.
1047
01:00:01,966 --> 01:00:05,402
The assistant district
attorney wants you to believe
that my client
1048
01:00:05,469 --> 01:00:07,504
has lived in failure--
1049
01:00:07,571 --> 01:00:09,439
Failure, delusion...
and now crime.
1050
01:00:11,408 --> 01:00:15,112
He has lived in dreams
and imagination.
1051
01:00:15,179 --> 01:00:19,116
It is a criminal offense
to acquire a credit card
by falsifying an application.
1052
01:00:19,183 --> 01:00:22,086
But some
of the greatest advances
of mankind have come
1053
01:00:22,152 --> 01:00:24,288
from the dreams of those
who were laughed at.
1054
01:00:24,354 --> 01:00:27,091
...assume credit card debt,
knowing full well
1055
01:00:27,157 --> 01:00:31,862
you do not have the ability
or the intention
of repaying that debt.
1056
01:00:31,929 --> 01:00:34,598
The assistant district
attorney wants you
to believe--
1057
01:00:34,665 --> 01:00:37,634
He is nothing more
than a common criminal.
1058
01:00:37,702 --> 01:00:39,737
He is not,
for if he is a criminal,
1059
01:00:39,804 --> 01:00:41,939
we'd better start
building more jails,
1060
01:00:42,006 --> 01:00:47,011
because as we sit here,
there are 40 million people
in this country,
1061
01:00:47,077 --> 01:00:51,381
40 million people,
who are in debt
to credit card companies.
1062
01:00:51,448 --> 01:00:54,018
I shall call only one witness
during this trial--
1063
01:00:54,084 --> 01:00:56,887
the defendant himself,
Frank Hopper,
1064
01:00:56,954 --> 01:01:00,024
for he is
his own condemnation.
1065
01:01:01,225 --> 01:01:02,693
Thank you.
1066
01:01:03,761 --> 01:01:06,363
Mr. Hopper,
where were you employed
1067
01:01:06,430 --> 01:01:09,566
when you signed
your application
for your first credit card?
1068
01:01:10,735 --> 01:01:12,036
I was between projects.
1069
01:01:12,102 --> 01:01:14,338
Oh, really?
1070
01:01:14,404 --> 01:01:16,941
Mr. Hopper,
I have here a record
1071
01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:19,209
of your employment
for the last ten years,
1072
01:01:19,276 --> 01:01:22,146
a list of the jobs you've held
during that period.
1073
01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:25,916
Can you authenticate it
for us, please?
1074
01:01:28,585 --> 01:01:32,890
For the record,
I showed the defendant
a blank sheet of paper.
1075
01:01:32,957 --> 01:01:36,560
Your Honor, I'd like to submit
this blank piece of paper
as Exhibit "A."
1076
01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:39,897
Objections?
1077
01:01:39,964 --> 01:01:41,766
So ordered.
1078
01:01:41,832 --> 01:01:43,934
And is this not
a complete list
1079
01:01:44,001 --> 01:01:49,539
of your financial holdings,
Mr. Hopper?
1080
01:01:49,606 --> 01:01:53,577
Naught, aught, goose
1081
01:01:53,643 --> 01:01:56,180
- I was just having
a streak of bad luck.
- Yes or no.
1082
01:01:57,447 --> 01:01:59,483
Yes.
1083
01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:02,119
This streak has apparently
lasted your whole life.
1084
01:02:02,186 --> 01:02:04,154
Exhibit "B," Your Honor.
1085
01:02:06,190 --> 01:02:11,595
Mr. Hopper, on these sheets
are a list of charges
1086
01:02:11,661 --> 01:02:15,833
you've signed for
with the credit cards
you received.
1087
01:02:15,900 --> 01:02:19,636
Would you mind reading
the total of these charges
on the last page for us?
1088
01:02:22,206 --> 01:02:25,342
$329,000.69.
1089
01:02:25,409 --> 01:02:27,711
I'm sorry,
I couldn't quite hear you.
1090
01:02:27,778 --> 01:02:33,650
Did you say $329,000.69?
1091
01:02:33,717 --> 01:02:34,852
Is that correct?
1092
01:02:34,919 --> 01:02:36,020
Yes.
1093
01:02:37,154 --> 01:02:39,556
Exhibit "C."
1094
01:02:39,623 --> 01:02:42,927
A list of Mr. Hopper's charges
with signed receipts.
1095
01:02:45,095 --> 01:02:47,898
And now,
with the court's permission...
1096
01:02:52,536 --> 01:02:54,371
WOMAN: Oh, my God!
1097
01:02:54,438 --> 01:02:55,940
Do you believe it?
1098
01:02:56,006 --> 01:02:57,107
Order!
1099
01:02:57,174 --> 01:02:58,175
Order!
1100
01:02:58,242 --> 01:02:59,643
JESSICA: Your Honor...
1101
01:02:59,709 --> 01:03:00,878
Order.
1102
01:03:00,945 --> 01:03:02,279
Let's have
some order in here.
1103
01:03:02,346 --> 01:03:05,282
The assistant district
attorney is playing the clown.
1104
01:03:05,349 --> 01:03:06,817
This is a mockery!
1105
01:03:09,153 --> 01:03:12,322
Are all these your cards,
Mr. Hopper?
1106
01:03:13,757 --> 01:03:17,561
Well, I'd have to check,
Your Honor,
but they appear to be.
1107
01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:22,299
Tell me, slugger,
how many would you say
there are?
1108
01:03:24,101 --> 01:03:25,435
Quite a few, Your Honor.
1109
01:03:25,502 --> 01:03:27,271
I can see that. How many?
1110
01:03:28,172 --> 01:03:29,239
I know how many I have.
1111
01:03:30,908 --> 01:03:32,242
Three.
1112
01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:33,443
I have four!
1113
01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:43,453
Two hundred and eight.
1114
01:03:46,523 --> 01:03:48,692
There you have it.
1115
01:03:48,758 --> 01:03:51,896
This unemployed ne'er-do-well
with no resources, no income,
1116
01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:58,668
no inheritance,
no assets, and no future,
1117
01:03:58,735 --> 01:04:03,173
had 208 credit cards,
ladies and gentlemen.
1118
01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:06,843
Exhibit "D," Your Honor.
1119
01:04:08,012 --> 01:04:09,914
And the state rests.
1120
01:04:12,582 --> 01:04:14,318
I told you he would
skin you alive,
1121
01:04:14,384 --> 01:04:16,186
and I told you
not to take the stand.
1122
01:04:16,253 --> 01:04:17,454
What do we do now?
1123
01:04:17,521 --> 01:04:19,189
- We make a deal.
- No deal!
1124
01:04:21,091 --> 01:04:23,060
I am not gonna admit
I did anything wrong,
1125
01:04:23,127 --> 01:04:25,162
I'm not paying 'em back
the rest of my life,
1126
01:04:25,229 --> 01:04:26,796
and I'm not
giving up the league.
1127
01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:30,034
And you're not gonna listen
to your attorney, either.
1128
01:04:30,100 --> 01:04:32,836
Maybe you should just
represent yourself.
1129
01:04:33,837 --> 01:04:36,873
Maybe I should.
1130
01:04:48,418 --> 01:04:53,390
You know, Nicky,
I don't want you to think
your uncle's a bad guy,
1131
01:04:53,457 --> 01:04:56,060
'cause I didn't mean to take
anything from anybody.
1132
01:04:56,693 --> 01:04:59,429
You mean steal?
1133
01:04:59,496 --> 01:05:02,066
Look, Nicky, I would never
do anything dishonest.
1134
01:05:02,132 --> 01:05:03,800
But Mom says
you could go to jail
1135
01:05:03,867 --> 01:05:06,403
and end up being
somebody's bitch.
1136
01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:10,807
Yeah, something like that.
1137
01:05:10,874 --> 01:05:14,011
MAN:
All rise for the Honorable
Rutherford B. Woolsey.
1138
01:05:20,884 --> 01:05:23,153
Your Honor, at this time
I'd like the court to know
1139
01:05:23,220 --> 01:05:25,289
that Mr. Hopper
has dismissed me as counsel
1140
01:05:25,355 --> 01:05:27,157
and has chosen
to represent himself.
1141
01:05:27,224 --> 01:05:29,393
Good God,
he's fired his lawyer!
1142
01:05:29,459 --> 01:05:31,661
There'll be no outbursts
in this courtroom.
1143
01:05:34,698 --> 01:05:37,934
Is this true, Mr. Hopper?
Do you want
to represent yourself?
1144
01:05:38,568 --> 01:05:39,736
Yes, Your Honor.
1145
01:05:39,803 --> 01:05:40,870
Your Honor,
1146
01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:42,639
Mr. Hopper practiced law
some years ago
1147
01:05:42,706 --> 01:05:44,508
and is perfectly competent
to proceed.
1148
01:05:44,574 --> 01:05:46,276
Well, I have no problem
with it,
1149
01:05:46,343 --> 01:05:48,912
if opposing counsel
doesn't mind.
1150
01:05:48,979 --> 01:05:51,748
I most certainly welcome it,
Your Honor.
1151
01:05:59,523 --> 01:06:01,325
I'll need a few days,
Your Honor.
1152
01:06:02,692 --> 01:06:03,927
Anything?
1153
01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:06,763
Nothing yet.
1154
01:06:07,764 --> 01:06:09,066
Don't be nervous.
1155
01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:12,602
I'm not nervous.
1156
01:06:12,669 --> 01:06:15,172
Just haven't practiced
law in a while.
1157
01:06:15,239 --> 01:06:17,041
What was
your last court case?
1158
01:06:20,510 --> 01:06:23,513
A street vendor
had his license revoked.
1159
01:06:24,914 --> 01:06:27,084
Maybe you
should be nervous.
1160
01:06:28,352 --> 01:06:30,087
Here it is.
Perfect.
1161
01:06:32,689 --> 01:06:34,958
Right here
in the local paper.
1162
01:06:35,025 --> 01:06:36,526
Let me see.
1163
01:06:36,593 --> 01:06:38,628
Whoa!
1164
01:06:47,437 --> 01:06:48,805
Miss Thompson?
1165
01:06:48,872 --> 01:06:49,939
Yes?
1166
01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:51,275
Audrey Thompson?
1167
01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:53,043
Yes!
1168
01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:56,546
Miss Thompson,
your sister told me
I could find you here.
1169
01:06:56,613 --> 01:06:58,882
I'm Carl Buckinowski,
from the law firm
1170
01:06:58,948 --> 01:07:01,585
of Hopper, Frank, Hopper,
Hopper, and Buckinowski.
1171
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,522
Could I speak with you
for a moment?
1172
01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:09,025
I guess so.
1173
01:07:09,993 --> 01:07:11,595
JUDGE: Mr. Hopper?
1174
01:07:11,661 --> 01:07:12,996
Yes, Your Honor.
1175
01:07:13,063 --> 01:07:14,898
I'd like to call
Carl Buckinowski,
1176
01:07:14,964 --> 01:07:19,203
assistant legal counsel,
as my first witness.
1177
01:07:19,269 --> 01:07:21,505
Do you swear
to tell the truth,
the whole truth,
1178
01:07:21,571 --> 01:07:23,607
and nothing but the truth,
so help you God?
1179
01:07:25,075 --> 01:07:26,310
I do.
1180
01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:27,611
You tell 'em, baby!
1181
01:07:27,677 --> 01:07:29,012
Give that bastard hell!
1182
01:07:29,079 --> 01:07:30,947
Bailiff, remove that woman
from my court.
1183
01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:43,093
FRANK: Good afternoon,
Mr. Buckinowski.
1184
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:45,562
Could you please tell the
court how you know
the defendant?
1185
01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:48,398
Who?
1186
01:07:48,465 --> 01:07:49,666
Me.
1187
01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:51,301
Tell them how you know me.
1188
01:07:51,368 --> 01:07:53,337
We're business partners,
1189
01:07:53,403 --> 01:07:57,374
and as of Tuesday, I became
his assistant legal counsel.
1190
01:07:58,608 --> 01:08:00,977
What is your experience
with the legal system?
1191
01:08:03,213 --> 01:08:06,082
- I've been to
traffic school eight times.
- Very good.
1192
01:08:08,017 --> 01:08:11,155
Now, the district attorney
here has established
very clearly
1193
01:08:12,856 --> 01:08:15,392
that the defendant
left a good law firm to embark
1194
01:08:15,459 --> 01:08:18,162
on a life in which he's
never made a
consistent living.
1195
01:08:18,828 --> 01:08:20,664
No savings.
1196
01:08:20,730 --> 01:08:22,466
No income of any kind.
1197
01:08:22,532 --> 01:08:24,768
His parents never left him
any money, did they?
1198
01:08:27,404 --> 01:08:29,005
Did they?
1199
01:08:29,072 --> 01:08:31,074
No.
1200
01:08:31,141 --> 01:08:33,243
How does he live?
1201
01:08:33,310 --> 01:08:37,314
He's the promoter
of a women's hockey league
that played one game,
1202
01:08:37,381 --> 01:08:40,184
but he basically
baby-sits for his nephew
1203
01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:42,652
and his sister supplies him
with pocket money,
1204
01:08:42,719 --> 01:08:44,554
as well as room and board.
1205
01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:46,656
Okay, so he's down and out.
1206
01:08:46,723 --> 01:08:47,957
So what happened?
1207
01:08:48,024 --> 01:08:49,626
He applied
for a credit card.
1208
01:08:49,693 --> 01:08:51,695
Oh, but he didn't apply,
did he?
1209
01:08:51,761 --> 01:08:53,830
No.
1210
01:08:53,897 --> 01:08:56,333
A girl in a store asked him
to write in his name
and stuff on a form,
1211
01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:58,134
and she would give him
a free pen.
1212
01:08:58,202 --> 01:08:59,969
- And...
1213
01:09:00,036 --> 01:09:02,472
And they sent him
the credit card.
1214
01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:05,141
And it indicated that he was--
and I quote--
1215
01:09:05,209 --> 01:09:07,577
"a person
of impeccable credit."
1216
01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:10,547
Yes, correct.
It said so in the letter
that came with the card.
1217
01:09:10,614 --> 01:09:12,249
But he was jobless
for ten years--
1218
01:09:12,316 --> 01:09:13,883
a person
of impeccable credit?
1219
01:09:13,950 --> 01:09:16,019
Yeah, go figure.
1220
01:09:16,085 --> 01:09:18,255
- He bought a gadget
for his mom--
- No, no, no.
1221
01:09:18,322 --> 01:09:20,056
Let's go on.
1222
01:09:20,123 --> 01:09:21,358
So he got the credit card.
1223
01:09:22,025 --> 01:09:23,460
A couple of weeks later.
1224
01:09:23,527 --> 01:09:24,761
- Of course.
1225
01:09:25,829 --> 01:09:27,564
And the next credit card?
1226
01:09:27,631 --> 01:09:29,866
After he started
using the first card,
1227
01:09:29,933 --> 01:09:33,570
he started getting
more pre-approved applications
in the mail.
1228
01:09:33,637 --> 01:09:36,273
Exactly. So now he had
a bunch of cards.
1229
01:09:36,340 --> 01:09:40,176
Yes, and that's when he
started the women's
hockey league.
1230
01:09:40,244 --> 01:09:42,446
- He opened a bank account--
1231
01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:44,348
Money he borrowed
on his credit card.
1232
01:09:44,414 --> 01:09:46,216
But didn't these cards
have limits?
1233
01:09:46,283 --> 01:09:49,118
Yes, but he was
keeping the cards current
1234
01:09:49,185 --> 01:09:52,722
by paying the required
minimums with cash advances
from other cards.
1235
01:09:52,789 --> 01:09:54,190
But what happened
once the defendant
1236
01:09:54,258 --> 01:09:56,893
had a business address
and a bank account?
1237
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:59,763
The defendant
got more credit cards,
1238
01:09:59,829 --> 01:10:03,533
because now
you were in business,
and you were flying.
1239
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:05,769
Right! And it would have
worked, wouldn't it?
1240
01:10:05,835 --> 01:10:08,037
- Yes.
- And I would have
paid my sister back...
1241
01:10:08,104 --> 01:10:10,907
...all the money that
I borrowed over the years,
wouldn't I?
1242
01:10:10,974 --> 01:10:12,208
Wouldn't I?
1243
01:10:12,276 --> 01:10:14,244
Yes, yes, yes, of course!
1244
01:10:14,311 --> 01:10:16,446
Including
the credit card bills?
1245
01:10:16,513 --> 01:10:18,982
Especially
your credit card bills.
1246
01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:21,751
Your Honor, I'm through
with this witness.
1247
01:10:28,258 --> 01:10:31,428
Ms. Lynch? Hi, I'm Elvis
from the law firm
1248
01:10:31,495 --> 01:10:35,932
of Hopper, Hipper,
Hip-Hop, and Elvis,
1249
01:10:35,999 --> 01:10:38,902
and I just wonder
if you've got a minute.
1250
01:10:38,968 --> 01:10:42,306
Your Honor,
I'd like to call Warren Foote
to the stand, please.
1251
01:10:47,043 --> 01:10:48,678
WOMAN: He's so cute!
1252
01:10:51,715 --> 01:10:54,217
Here we go.
1253
01:10:54,284 --> 01:10:57,554
WOMAN: Place your
left hand on the Bible
and raise your right.
1254
01:10:57,621 --> 01:10:59,889
Do you swear to tell
the truth, the whole truth,
1255
01:10:59,956 --> 01:11:01,458
and nothing but the truth,
so help you God?
1256
01:11:01,525 --> 01:11:03,427
Yes.
1257
01:11:03,493 --> 01:11:05,362
- Yep.
1258
01:11:06,296 --> 01:11:07,864
How old are you, buddy?
1259
01:11:07,931 --> 01:11:09,299
Five and a quarter.
1260
01:11:09,366 --> 01:11:11,200
Five and a quarter?
You're a big boy.
1261
01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:13,603
Do you go to school?
1262
01:11:13,670 --> 01:11:16,740
Yep, I go
to the Canyon School.
1263
01:11:16,806 --> 01:11:18,342
Okay.
So what grade are you in?
1264
01:11:19,075 --> 01:11:21,411
I'm in kindergarten.
1265
01:11:21,478 --> 01:11:23,580
My teacher
is named Mrs. Lynch,
1266
01:11:23,647 --> 01:11:26,650
and we have two hamsters
that are named
Cuddles and Lovey.
1267
01:11:28,585 --> 01:11:30,987
I bet your teacher's
really cool.
1268
01:11:31,054 --> 01:11:32,789
Hey, Warren,
let me ask you a question.
1269
01:11:32,856 --> 01:11:34,724
Do you go to school
every day,
1270
01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:35,992
except for Saturday
and Sundays?
1271
01:11:36,059 --> 01:11:37,394
Yep.
1272
01:11:37,461 --> 01:11:38,762
And what do you do
after school?
1273
01:11:38,828 --> 01:11:39,996
I play!
1274
01:11:40,063 --> 01:11:41,798
You play.
1275
01:11:41,865 --> 01:11:45,134
You don't have to go to work
or have a job, do you?
1276
01:11:45,201 --> 01:11:47,471
My God, Your Honor,
what is going on here?
1277
01:11:47,537 --> 01:11:49,606
This is a travesty.
1278
01:11:49,673 --> 01:11:51,641
As I recall, Mr. Brown,
1279
01:11:51,708 --> 01:11:53,843
you started this
show business approach.
1280
01:11:55,178 --> 01:11:57,313
Continue, Mr. Hopper.
1281
01:12:00,417 --> 01:12:03,152
Warren, what's this?
1282
01:12:03,753 --> 01:12:06,356
My credit card!
1283
01:12:07,924 --> 01:12:09,626
Did Mommy and Daddy
give this to you?
1284
01:12:09,693 --> 01:12:11,160
No.
1285
01:12:11,227 --> 01:12:13,697
Mommy said the people
at the credit card company
1286
01:12:13,763 --> 01:12:15,031
just sent it to me.
1287
01:12:15,899 --> 01:12:17,200
Oh, you're pre
1288
01:12:17,266 --> 01:12:19,436
Now, you've had no job,
never made a living,
1289
01:12:21,705 --> 01:12:23,306
never really worked
at anything at all
1290
01:12:23,373 --> 01:12:25,308
and you have no earnings,
1291
01:12:25,375 --> 01:12:29,546
no savings, no income
of any kind, right?
1292
01:12:30,514 --> 01:12:32,348
But Cuddles has a weenie!
1293
01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:37,120
Well, thank you, Warren.
1294
01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:39,288
Your Honor, Exhibit "A."
1295
01:12:42,692 --> 01:12:44,193
Cross, Mr. Brown.
1296
01:12:54,771 --> 01:12:57,173
So, Warren.
1297
01:12:58,842 --> 01:13:01,010
It is Warren, isn't it?
1298
01:13:10,186 --> 01:13:13,690
I have no further questions
for this witness, Your Honor.
1299
01:13:17,527 --> 01:13:21,665
Your Honor, the defense would
like to call Tommy T. Thompson
to the stand.
1300
01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:25,902
My God, Your Honor!
1301
01:13:25,969 --> 01:13:28,337
He has crossed the line!
1302
01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:30,940
If you think I'm gonna
stop this now, you're crazy.
1303
01:13:32,108 --> 01:13:33,409
Which one is your witness?
1304
01:13:34,310 --> 01:13:35,745
The dog.
1305
01:13:35,812 --> 01:13:37,481
I was hoping
you were gonna say that.
1306
01:13:37,547 --> 01:13:38,715
So.
1307
01:13:40,784 --> 01:13:45,088
Tommy, is this
your credit card?
1308
01:13:51,127 --> 01:13:53,429
Yes. Yes, it is.
1309
01:13:53,497 --> 01:13:57,534
It came in the mail
from the bank, unsolicited.
1310
01:13:57,601 --> 01:14:00,203
I called them up,
and I said,
1311
01:14:00,269 --> 01:14:06,042
"Do you realize that
Tommy T. Thompson is a dog?"
1312
01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:10,079
And they hung up on me.
1313
01:14:10,146 --> 01:14:12,181
Could you please
tell the court,
1314
01:14:12,248 --> 01:14:14,183
has Tommy ever held a job,
1315
01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:17,554
ever had to make
a consistent living,
ever really had
1316
01:14:17,621 --> 01:14:19,623
I most strenuously object,
Your Honor!
1317
01:14:20,690 --> 01:14:22,091
On what basis?
1318
01:14:22,158 --> 01:14:25,094
That the witness is mentally
incapable of testifying.
1319
01:14:25,161 --> 01:14:28,865
The bank should have
thought of that before
they issued him a credit card.
1320
01:14:30,166 --> 01:14:32,235
Your Honor,
Exhibit "B" for the defense.
1321
01:14:34,203 --> 01:14:35,939
Your witness, Counselor.
1322
01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:42,278
Hello, Mrs. Thompson.
1323
01:14:42,946 --> 01:14:44,781
Hello.
1324
01:14:45,414 --> 01:14:47,784
He's very cute.
1325
01:14:47,851 --> 01:14:49,452
Oh, darling.
1326
01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:55,759
I am through
with this witness, Your Honor.
1327
01:15:00,964 --> 01:15:03,533
Your Honor,
my next witness is a--
1328
01:15:05,702 --> 01:15:10,306
Your Honor, before Mr. Hopper
drags in an elephant
1329
01:15:10,373 --> 01:15:13,276
with six Visa cards
and an AMEX platinum,
1330
01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:15,478
we concede
that the credit card companies
1331
01:15:16,479 --> 01:15:18,381
do occasionally
make mistakes.
1332
01:15:18,447 --> 01:15:21,017
Your Honor,
these are not mistakes.
1333
01:15:21,084 --> 01:15:22,919
They're a clear pattern
of greed,
1334
01:15:22,986 --> 01:15:24,788
giving cards to people
who shouldn't have them.
1335
01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:27,123
Save it for your summation,
Mr. Hopper.
1336
01:15:27,190 --> 01:15:29,959
But, Your Honor, I have a monk
sworn to poverty,
1337
01:15:30,026 --> 01:15:33,697
a retired embezzler on
welfare, a penguin who--
1338
01:15:33,763 --> 01:15:37,967
That's enough.
That's more than
enough for today.
1339
01:15:38,034 --> 01:15:41,437
JANITOR:
Let me get this straight--
the monk, the donkey,
1340
01:15:41,504 --> 01:15:44,674
the friggin' camel,
all the animals,
1341
01:15:46,075 --> 01:15:48,444
and the aborigine...
1342
01:15:48,511 --> 01:15:50,213
They all had credit cards?
1343
01:15:51,514 --> 01:15:53,082
Every single one of 'em.
1344
01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:56,219
Even the dummy?
1345
01:15:57,420 --> 01:15:58,922
Even the dummy.
1346
01:16:06,362 --> 01:16:08,698
I just came to tell you
you were terrific today.
1347
01:16:08,765 --> 01:16:10,466
You were right.
1348
01:16:10,533 --> 01:16:12,869
- I was hidden.
1349
01:16:14,370 --> 01:16:16,439
I told you, Frank,
you're a great lawyer.
1350
01:16:16,505 --> 01:16:18,942
I was trying to defend you
by the book, and...
1351
01:16:19,008 --> 01:16:20,276
I almost blew it.
1352
01:16:20,343 --> 01:16:22,578
As usual,
you used your imagination,
1353
01:16:22,646 --> 01:16:25,348
and it came through for you.
1354
01:16:25,414 --> 01:16:27,516
Go in there tomorrow
and tear 'em up!
1355
01:16:29,686 --> 01:16:32,521
NORMAN BROWN:
And so in summation,
ladies and gentlemen,
1356
01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:36,325
you have to decide
whether this man,
1357
01:16:36,392 --> 01:16:41,130
who by his own admission
in this very courtroom
1358
01:16:41,197 --> 01:16:43,700
never sought
regular employment,
1359
01:16:43,767 --> 01:16:47,303
accepted and used
these credit cards,
1360
01:16:47,370 --> 01:16:52,876
and spent $329,000.
1361
01:16:54,711 --> 01:16:56,212
I have explained to you
1362
01:16:56,279 --> 01:16:58,614
that buying merchandise
1363
01:16:58,682 --> 01:17:00,616
or borrowing cash
1364
01:17:00,684 --> 01:17:02,952
or buying services
1365
01:17:03,019 --> 01:17:07,190
or using credit cards to
finance a women's
hockey league
1366
01:17:07,256 --> 01:17:10,359
without the intent to pay
is a crime.
1367
01:17:11,895 --> 01:17:17,333
If that's the case, and it is,
this man is guilty!
1368
01:17:20,737 --> 01:17:22,638
Thank you for your time.
1369
01:17:22,706 --> 01:17:24,774
JUDGE: Proceed, Mr. Hopper.
1370
01:17:27,811 --> 01:17:30,579
You have to decide
these two questions.
1371
01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:36,820
One, did the defendant,
Frank Hopper, me...
1372
01:17:36,886 --> 01:17:39,022
believe that he could
repay his debts?
1373
01:17:39,588 --> 01:17:41,691
And two,
1374
01:17:41,758 --> 01:17:44,660
was he induced...
1375
01:17:44,728 --> 01:17:46,996
literally hypnotized
into using these cards,
1376
01:17:47,063 --> 01:17:49,598
which, at first,
he did not ask for?
1377
01:17:51,367 --> 01:17:55,638
My answer to the first
question is of course I was
gonna pay my bills.
1378
01:17:57,006 --> 01:17:59,142
I dreamt of this
women's hockey league.
1379
01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:01,410
I dreamt it would be
hugely successful,
1380
01:18:01,477 --> 01:18:03,179
televised across the nation
1381
01:18:03,246 --> 01:18:05,381
and covered on every
sports page.
1382
01:18:06,449 --> 01:18:09,285
And it almost happened.
1383
01:18:09,352 --> 01:18:12,922
Now, sure,
some of my ideas were lousy.
1384
01:18:14,090 --> 01:18:16,525
But as Americans,
1385
01:18:16,592 --> 01:18:20,029
we all have the right
to a lousy idea
now and then, don't we?
1386
01:18:20,096 --> 01:18:21,831
I'm not here
to condemn the banks
1387
01:18:21,898 --> 01:18:23,900
or their policies
when it comes to credit cards.
1388
01:18:23,967 --> 01:18:25,735
They've done that
to themselves.
1389
01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:30,306
I'm just trying to explain
how people, good people,
1390
01:18:32,742 --> 01:18:34,410
can lose themselves...
1391
01:18:36,012 --> 01:18:40,649
when somebody says
here--here's a genie's lamp.
1392
01:18:41,484 --> 01:18:43,152
Rub it...
1393
01:18:44,854 --> 01:18:46,890
and all your dreams
can come true.
1394
01:18:56,499 --> 01:18:59,235
ELVIS: I don't appreciate
the rough treatment, man.
1395
01:18:59,302 --> 01:19:00,770
I paid $40 for this suit.
1396
01:19:00,837 --> 01:19:02,906
This guy says he's part
of your legal team.
1397
01:19:02,972 --> 01:19:04,707
I got a law degree.
1398
01:19:04,774 --> 01:19:09,078
Yeah, Hopper, Hipper,
Buckinowski and Elvis.
1399
01:19:09,145 --> 01:19:10,479
That's Elvis.
1400
01:19:13,216 --> 01:19:14,918
Oh, the jury's back.
1401
01:19:14,984 --> 01:19:17,486
Hold on, hold on,
the courtroom's full.
1402
01:19:17,553 --> 01:19:19,455
I only have room
for a couple more.
1403
01:19:19,522 --> 01:19:21,657
I'm not going back in there.
I'm too nervous.
1404
01:19:21,724 --> 01:19:23,459
Well, I'm going.
1405
01:19:28,531 --> 01:19:31,467
I don't know what they're
doing around here...lawsuit...
1406
01:19:31,901 --> 01:19:33,202
What? Oh.
1407
01:19:33,269 --> 01:19:35,839
Hey, baby.
How's my man?
1408
01:19:35,905 --> 01:19:37,440
Your man?
1409
01:19:37,506 --> 01:19:39,575
Elvis and I, we've been
seeing a lot of each other.
1410
01:19:39,642 --> 01:19:41,878
WOMAN: You slut! He's mine!
1411
01:19:41,945 --> 01:19:43,046
Not a great time for this.
1412
01:19:43,112 --> 01:19:44,713
You too?
1413
01:19:46,282 --> 01:19:48,117
Well...okay...
1414
01:19:48,184 --> 01:19:49,585
you know what?
1415
01:19:50,954 --> 01:19:52,321
All three?
1416
01:19:52,388 --> 01:19:54,723
You dirty dog.
1417
01:19:59,662 --> 01:20:00,796
Hey! Hey!
1418
01:20:02,098 --> 01:20:03,699
Girls!
1419
01:20:03,766 --> 01:20:04,968
Ladies!
1420
01:20:05,034 --> 01:20:07,103
Hey, he's not guilty!
1421
01:20:09,438 --> 01:20:11,240
He's not guilty!
1422
01:20:11,307 --> 01:20:12,541
Oh, my God!
1423
01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:17,914
Hey, here's Frank!
1424
01:20:24,787 --> 01:20:26,189
We did it!
1425
01:20:28,691 --> 01:20:30,593
Who are you?
1426
01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:31,961
He's a friend!
1427
01:20:35,899 --> 01:20:38,267
Thank you, everybody.
Thank you for everything.
1428
01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:40,503
You've been like family
to me.
1429
01:20:40,569 --> 01:20:44,507
But I've got
a lot of credit card bills
I've gotta pay off, so...
1430
01:20:44,573 --> 01:20:46,943
the league's gonna be
on hold for awhile.
1431
01:20:47,010 --> 01:20:48,311
That's all right.
1432
01:20:48,377 --> 01:20:50,713
ELVIS: Not necessarily.
1433
01:20:50,779 --> 01:20:52,248
What?
1434
01:20:54,483 --> 01:20:57,820
I...I got something for you.
1435
01:20:57,887 --> 01:20:59,956
It's a...
1436
01:21:00,023 --> 01:21:02,491
It's a...
1437
01:21:02,558 --> 01:21:04,460
Wednesday.
1438
01:21:05,828 --> 01:21:07,230
Tuesday's.
1439
01:21:10,900 --> 01:21:12,301
The shoe, sometimes.
1440
01:21:14,337 --> 01:21:17,640
This check
should cover the cards,
1441
01:21:17,706 --> 01:21:21,877
and then I can waive
the first year's rent
on the rink.
1442
01:21:25,348 --> 01:21:28,417
Elvis, aren't you,
like, a homeless guy
or something?
1443
01:21:28,484 --> 01:21:33,422
Oh, no, I actually
own the rink, and the bank
across the street, too,
1444
01:21:33,489 --> 01:21:36,692
but I can't sleep at the bank
because of the
security people.
1445
01:21:36,759 --> 01:21:40,696
So, I'd appreciate if you guys
would clear out of there
by 10:00 every night.
1446
01:21:40,763 --> 01:21:42,165
Yeah, great.
1447
01:21:42,231 --> 01:21:44,000
That's not a problem.
1448
01:21:44,067 --> 01:21:46,169
Elvis, thank you!
1449
01:21:46,235 --> 01:21:47,570
Thank you!
1450
01:21:47,636 --> 01:21:49,038
- Actually, I--
- Thank you!
1451
01:21:49,105 --> 01:21:52,108
I didn't do it for you so much
as I did it for the ladies.
1452
01:21:56,545 --> 01:21:57,981
WOMAN: Oh, thank you, babe.
1453
01:21:58,047 --> 01:21:59,915
He means me.
1454
01:21:59,983 --> 01:22:01,450
Oh, yeah, right!
1455
01:22:03,987 --> 01:22:05,354
You're just jealous!
1456
01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:08,257
Bitch!
1457
01:22:08,324 --> 01:22:10,593
The trouble with my friend
Frank is...
1458
01:22:10,659 --> 01:22:12,061
he ain't got no trouble.
1459
01:22:26,042 --> 01:22:28,844
ALL: Whoo!
1460
01:22:33,216 --> 01:22:34,817
MAN: * I just ran away
from home *
1461
01:22:35,751 --> 01:22:37,320
Got a hair
out of place there, Jon.
1462
01:22:37,386 --> 01:22:38,887
Oh, good,
a little hair.
1463
01:22:41,190 --> 01:22:43,026
Jon Bon Jovi, ladies
and gentlemen!
1464
01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:44,960
He wanted to be an actor!
1465
01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:54,170
MAN: * I just robbed
a grocery store *
1466
01:22:54,237 --> 01:22:57,706
* I'm goin' to Disneyland
1467
01:23:01,010 --> 01:23:02,411
* Shot my gun
into the night *
1468
01:23:03,679 --> 01:23:04,980
* I'm goin' to Disneyland
1469
01:23:06,782 --> 01:23:08,084
* Come on
1470
01:23:08,151 --> 01:23:12,788
* I'm goin' to Disneyland
1471
01:23:15,024 --> 01:23:16,459
* Hey
1472
01:23:27,270 --> 01:23:28,571
* I'm goin' to Disneyland
1473
01:23:29,672 --> 01:23:31,674
* Yeah, yeah
1474
01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:33,042
* I'm goin' to Disneyland
1475
01:23:34,643 --> 01:23:36,645
* Ooh
1476
01:23:36,712 --> 01:23:38,013
* I'm goin' to Disneyland
1477
01:23:40,216 --> 01:23:43,186
* Yeah, yeah, yeah
1478
01:24:23,259 --> 01:24:24,627
WOMAN:
* I used to be so shy
1479
01:24:26,195 --> 01:24:27,496
* I was so scared
of it all *
1480
01:24:30,433 --> 01:24:31,834
* Then I took a step
with you *
1481
01:24:33,369 --> 01:24:35,070
* Oh, don't you know
I didn't fall *
1482
01:24:39,041 --> 01:24:41,043
* And like the sun in the sky
for you and I *
1483
01:24:44,947 --> 01:24:45,948
* I'm ready to shine
1484
01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:51,320
* I'm feeling fine
1485
01:24:51,387 --> 01:24:52,621
* Fine for the first time
1486
01:24:53,789 --> 01:24:54,990
* Shine
1487
01:24:55,958 --> 01:24:57,025
* This moment's mine
1488
01:24:59,094 --> 01:25:03,166
* I am ready to shine
1489
01:25:08,204 --> 01:25:09,572
* I can't believe it's true
1490
01:25:11,006 --> 01:25:12,775
* And sometimes
I still wonder why *
1491
01:25:15,411 --> 01:25:17,780
* Why love just comes along
to take us for a ride *
1492
01:25:24,253 --> 01:25:26,555
* Like a star in the sky
that's burning bright *
1493
01:25:29,758 --> 01:25:30,759
* I'm ready to shine
1494
01:25:33,696 --> 01:25:35,164
* I'm feeling fine
1495
01:25:36,565 --> 01:25:37,800
* Fine for the first time
1496
01:25:38,967 --> 01:25:40,969
* Shine
1497
01:25:41,036 --> 01:25:42,104
* So glad you're mine
1498
01:25:44,106 --> 01:25:45,974
* I am ready
1499
01:25:46,509 --> 01:25:47,676
* Shine
1500
01:25:48,444 --> 01:25:51,247
* I'm feeling fine
1501
01:25:51,314 --> 01:25:52,548
* Fine for the first time
1502
01:25:53,949 --> 01:25:55,918
* Shine
1503
01:25:55,984 --> 01:25:57,052
* So glad you're mine
1504
01:25:59,087 --> 01:26:00,623
* I am ready
1505
01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:03,592
* Shine
1506
01:26:03,659 --> 01:26:06,562
* I'm feeling fine
1507
01:26:06,629 --> 01:26:07,630
* I am ready to shine
1508
01:26:11,166 --> 01:26:12,435
* This moment's mine
1509
01:26:14,203 --> 01:26:16,372
I am ready to shine *
1510
01:26:18,574 --> 01:26:19,642
* This moment's mine
1511
01:26:21,710 --> 01:26:26,215
* I am ready to shine
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