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How you doing over there?
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I'm good.
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Really good.
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Good.
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Is it weird that I'm good?
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No, it's good
that you're good.
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Good. Well, I'm good.
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Every mom dreams of the day
when they drop
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their 42-year-old daughter off
at the airport to go to school.
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And I did it all by myself.
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Hey, I'm here.
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Not the dropping off,
the raising.
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I mean, I wasn't there
the whole time.
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But I was definitely there
for the beginning.
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In and out during the middle,
and rock-solid from age 37 on,
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you know, the formative years.
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You have a lot
to be proud of.
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Damn right.
Georgetown Law School
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on a full scholarship.
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Lot of parents would be
in a puddle of tears right now,
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but you know
what I think of them?
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Selfish.
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Not me, 'cause I'm focusing
on what she's gonna get,
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not what I'm gonna lose.
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: Which is
the most beautiful little girl
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a mother could ever have.
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And this is why I drove.
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: Please.
You're gonna cry, too.
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Am not.
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The Father's Day card
she gave you last year?
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Why would you do that to me?
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'Cause you miss her
as much as I do.
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I-I do!
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You want to go back and
watch the plane take off?
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I do!
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Okay.
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Bonnie, alcoholic.
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Hi, Bonnie.
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Well, it's been a month since
Adam and I became empty-nesters,
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and we are loving it.
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We learn something new
about each other every day.
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And we learn a lot
about Christy, too.
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Apparently, she was the one
vacuuming the living room.
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And another thing
we learned about her,
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she doesn't understand
time zones.
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She's smart enough to get
a scholarship to law school,
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but she can't grasp
the fact that her 7:00 a.m.
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is my 4:00 a.m.
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She's constantly waking me up
'cause she can't subtract three.
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Well, my fault.
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I should've taken her
to kindergarten once in a while.
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Yeah, she's in law school.
She's fine.
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That's it. Thanks.
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Now that Christy's gone,
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would you like me
to roll my eyes
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a little bit more
while you share?
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Tammy?
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Tammy, alcoholic.
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Hi, Tammy.
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It's my birthday tomorrow.
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Not a sober one, a
squeezing out of the womb one.
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Normally,
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I love my birthday,
but not this year.
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My dad tracked me down
from prison and sent me a card
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saying he's gonna
call me tomorrow.
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What am I supposed to do
with that?
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The man killed my mom.
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I haven't talked to him
since I was 14.
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And I don't want
to talk to him now.
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I know this program
is about second chances,
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but does that mean
I have to give him one?
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I mean... I don't know.
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I'm totally spinning out
over what to do.
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Thanks.
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Well, now I feel bad
for sharing about
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how my Jacuzzi's
not bubbly enough.
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You know, there's a place
where you can get free hot wings
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on your birthday.
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Nice.
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Yeah, they give you
a free wing for every year.
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It's the only time
I'm honest about my age.
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Wow, it is a mess over here.
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I know. Christy really did a lot
more cleaning than we thought.
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Yeah, well,
I'll pick up the slack.
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Great. She used to
do the coffee urn.
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On it.
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I think
we should throw this one away
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and start over.
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Girls, don't forget Tammy's
surprise dinner tomorrow.
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Get there by 7:00 and park
the car around the corner.
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Good. You're as
excited as I am.
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Brilliant idea:
I'm gonna throw Tammy
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a surprise slumber party
tomorrow night at my house.
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Love it.
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Sounds good.
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Bonnie, you know I've
been planning a dinner.
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But my idea's better.
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Kind of is.
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I've been working
on this for weeks.
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Well, I'm sorry, but she told me
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she really wanted
a slumber party.
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When did she say that?
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When she was 14.
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But I'm sure it's still true.
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Damn it.
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What's up?
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I accidentally got
"It's a Girl!" balloons.
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Well, Tammy is a girl.
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I'm sorry, I know you don't like
me to look on the bright side.
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I really want to keep Tammy's
mind off her dad calling.
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This party has to be perfect,
and I messed up the decorations.
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Or you did that on purpose
so, when Jill gets here,
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she takes over
and does everything for you.
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Look, I didn't marry you
so you could get to know me.
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Hey.
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Hey, Adam,
are you staying
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for the ladies-only party
that's only for ladies?
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No, Gus and I are going fishing.
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That's code for
drinking beer in a cabin
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and not fishing at all.
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She's not wrong.
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Mwah.
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Have fun.
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Come on, Gus.
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He doesn't even own a rod.
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I'm gonna pick one up
at the liquor store!
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So...
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Am I seeing your decorations
in their entirety?
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No. I got baby shower balloons.
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Taking over.
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Letting you.
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What's this?
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It's the cake
you asked me to bring.
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But it's
from the grocery store.
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I thought you'd bake
something.
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And I thought we'd be
at a nice dinner right now.
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Guess we were both wrong.
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We don't just go to bed, right?
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Don't look at me.
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My gosh, did none of you ever go
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to a slumber party
when you were kids?
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Foster care.
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No friends.
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I was strung out on horse.
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Well, lucky for you,
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I was extremely popular
and I will guide you through it.
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There is an ebb and flow
to a slumber party,
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not unlike a poem
or a good massage.
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She's here. Big smiles.
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Not the pageant one,
Jill, the real one.
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Hey. Remember what you wanted
for your 14th birthday?
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A case of beer?
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No.
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Curly hair? True love?
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No.
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No. A slumber party.
And here it is!
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Surprise!
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My God, you guys.
This is amazing!
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Look at the flowers
and balloons.
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And a sign with
my name on it.
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There's no way this
could possibly be better.
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Unless we had a homemade cake.
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Never have I ever
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faked a toothache
just to get nitrous.
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So, I drink if
I've done it?
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Yes.
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We've been playing this game
for half an hour.
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How is this still
a question for you?
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The sentence structure
is very confusing.
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It should really just
be "have you ever."
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Well, normally,
you'd play this game drunk,
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so grammar doesn't matter.
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Okay, let me try one.
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I have never,
ever, never...
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Oy.
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...had sex in a church.
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Wait, it was a bris.
Do synagogues count?
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How about an Amish guy
at a barn raising?
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Any place where God is defiled.
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Hey, didn't you have sex
at a funeral?
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I did,
but it was at the cemetery.
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Thanks for remembering, though.
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You go, Bonnie.
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Good luck finding
something you haven't done.
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Never have I ever
eaten cat treats
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because I was curious.
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I knew it!
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Tammy, go.
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No, no, I want to go again.
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Never have I ever
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killed something I was
supposed to be taking care of.
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I forgot to water
your ficus. Get over it.
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All 73 of your cats
were still alive, weren't they?
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What'd you kill,
someone's buzz?
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No.
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A man.
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TAMMY, BONNIE AND MARJORIE:
What?
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Wait,
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did this just segue
into Murder Mystery?
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Because I did not
authorize that.
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Last week,
I had two patients in the ER
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and only one ICU bed.
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I advocated for one guy
over the other,
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so the doctor took him first.
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By the time we found a bed,
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the other patient had died.
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Sweetie, that's
not your fault.
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You're a nurse. You
have to prioritize
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based on who needs it more.
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But I'm not sure I did.
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The other guy was rude to me.
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I'm worried
that I was playing God.
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No. You just have
a really tough job.
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You didn't kill
anybody. My dad,
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on the other hand...
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New game. New game, Jill.
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Yeah. Okay.
This one's my favorite.
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Tammy, you breathe really fast
until you get light-headed,
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and the rest of us will push
on your chest till you pass out.
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It's called Pass Out.
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As a medical
professional,
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I am not sure I
can allow this.
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As a sober person,
I don't think it's a good idea.
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Aw. I can't drink.
I can't do drugs.
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Now I can't even have people
cut off my air supply for fun?
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Damn it.
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All right, ladies,
welcome to Sex Bucket.
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This contains the names
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of the men
from our Wednesday meeting.
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When it is your turn,
you will pick two names
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and choose the one
you would sleep with.
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Birthday girl?
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Ooh, all right.
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Let's see.
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Vigorous Handshake Dave...
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...versus
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Paul the Veteran.
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Ooh.
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Ooh, that's tricky..
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I choose Paul.
Don't love the beard,
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but thank you for your service.
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Okay. My turn, my turn.
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Okay.
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All righty.
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Angry Mark
the Meditation Teacher...
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...or Tight Jeans Tom.
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I don't know.
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Just pick one.
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I prefer Tom,
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but there's a lot
of self-adjusting.
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This isn't real.
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That doesn't mean
it couldn't lead to something.
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Okay, part of what makes
this game fun is pace.
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Marjorie, go.
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00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,019
I don't want to
play this game.
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If we as women
want to be treated
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with respect and dignity,
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we shouldn't be sitting here
objectifying men.
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00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:11,694
We're only
objectifying the hot ones.
260
00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:15,364
Well done.
You ruined Sex Bucket.
261
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,325
Next game, Jill.
262
00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:18,701
All right. Truth or Dare.
263
00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,786
Love it!
I'll go first. Dare.
264
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,372
I have one.
265
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:29,545
Hello.
266
00:10:29,628 --> 00:10:31,922
I would like to buy
one packet of condoms--
267
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,799
your smallest size--
268
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,927
and every flavor of Slim Jim.
269
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,930
And also,
I would like to tell you this.
270
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,915
All right, ring it up.
Let's end this nightmare.
271
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,093
All right,
you can take it off now.
272
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:21,263
God.
273
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,099
Is that your dad?
274
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,099
No, it's this guy
275
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,935
who works at Home Depot--
he likes to talk dirty to me.
276
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,938
Hey, Steve.
I got to call you back.
277
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,815
No, you're a whore.
Gotta go.
278
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,404
Okay, Jill, your turn.
Truth or dare?
279
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,280
Um, truth, please.
280
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,699
How many times a week
do you and Andy have sex?
281
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,744
12 to 15.
282
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,746
My God!
283
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,746
Seriously?
284
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,746
You lie!
285
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,706
I don't even have sex
12 times a year.
286
00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:52,294
You could at least pretend
to be surprised.
287
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,631
Wait. Don't
you get bored?
288
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:58,509
Nah. We mix it up
with toys and role play.
289
00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:01,512
My favorite is "upscale Realtor
at a very open house."
290
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:04,932
My mom was a Realtor.
291
00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:07,435
She used to let me stick
the signs in the lawn.
292
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,520
I'd forgotten about that.
293
00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:11,272
Nice work, Jill.
294
00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:14,108
How was I supposed to know?
295
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,111
Pillow fight!
296
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,160
Whoa!
297
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,328
Whoa. Whoa.
298
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,048
What's wrong with you?
299
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:41,135
What do you mean?
She was whaling on me!
300
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,137
Yeah, but you
really crossed a line.
301
00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:45,723
We don't hit our elders.
They're brittle.
302
00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:48,017
You know what?
Screw you guys.
303
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,029
Don't worry, it's
not a slumber party
304
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,323
till somebody cries.
305
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,371
Well, this party
just went off a cliff.
306
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,206
No, it's okay.
307
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:13,000
This is the part
where we pick sides.
308
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,044
We're not 12.
We're not picking sides.
309
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,712
I'm gonna go check on Bonnie.
310
00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:18,672
I'll check on Marjorie.
311
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,968
Well, we just picked sides,
but okay.
312
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:28,224
Bonnie makes me angry
in a way no one else can.
313
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,601
Maybe I hit her too hard
with the pillow,
314
00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:33,854
but a woman
can only take so much.
315
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:37,233
Marjorie, it isn't safe
to eat raw cookie dough.
316
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,194
Seriously?
317
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,029
You're worried
about cookie dough?
318
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,615
I used to huff bug spray.
319
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,077
I'm sorry that tonight
got messed up.
320
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,079
I just wanted to keep
your mind off your dad.
321
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,122
It did. A little.
322
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,624
Not at all.
323
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,417
But I appreciate it.
324
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,920
I honestly don't know
what I'm gonna do if he calls.
325
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,714
Well, whatever you
decide, I got your back.
326
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,714
And I got yours.
327
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,591
Good. 'Cause what
do you want to bet
328
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,718
Marjorie's out there talking
smack about me right now?
329
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,262
No, she's not.
330
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,264
Yes, she is.
331
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,099
Sorry, I've been
spying on both sides.
332
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,934
Well, come on in.
333
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,934
Okay.
334
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,436
This is really turning out
to be a great slumber party.
335
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,772
I was worried without wine
coolers and boys sneaking in,
336
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:18,065
it was gonna suck.
337
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,525
Well, I'm beginning
to think that getting
338
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:21,277
a bunch of alcoholics together
to act like teenagers
339
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,570
was a bad idea.
340
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:23,612
So what now?
341
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,281
Well, Bonnie's
got to go out there
342
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,448
and beg
for Marjorie's forgiveness,
343
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,616
and then when Marjorie
goes to sleep,
344
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,620
we have to put her hand in
hot water so she pees herself.
345
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,789
Your call, big sauce.
346
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:35,291
Well, that's pretty immature.
347
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,959
I love it.
348
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,959
Aah!
349
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,836
Oops. I'm sorry.
350
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,506
What's going on?
351
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,633
I'm calling an Uber
and going home.
352
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,634
Pissed off and
leaving early?
353
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,803
For women who have never
been to a slumber party,
354
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,305
you're sure checking
all the boxes.
355
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,806
Come on.
356
00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:52,683
Can't we just let this go
and have some fun?
357
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,686
How about you dare me
to go to Jiffy Lube
358
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,396
and say I didn't know
it was for cars?
359
00:14:57,479 --> 00:15:00,149
Tammy,
I'll bake you a cake tomorrow
360
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,859
and we'll celebrate.
361
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,447
Actually,
I think I'm gonna go, too.
362
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,198
Maybe we should
just call it a night.
363
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:11,201
We haven't even talked anybody
into cutting their hair yet.
364
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,870
Nobody is going anywhere.
365
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,832
Hey!
366
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,832
I don't want to
hear it, Bonnie.
367
00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:17,708
What is wrong with you?
368
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,793
Why are you being
such a grouchy, grumpy,
369
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,296
grocery-store-cake-buying
sourpuss?
370
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,632
My doctor told me
371
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,842
that I have something wrong
with my heart.
372
00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:28,093
I love you so much.
373
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,054
You have to live forever.
374
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,391
Put your meat sticks down.
375
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,226
Marjorie needs a
heart transplant.
376
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,688
No. It's nothing
like that.
377
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:43,150
I need a stent
put in my existing heart.
378
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,653
My God.
379
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,653
That's so awful.
380
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,489
But still, that was no excuse
for hitting you like that.
381
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:50,491
Bonnie, I'm sorry.
382
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:53,243
I guess I just didn't
realize how afraid I am.
383
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,870
I forgive you. And I
won't make you pee yourself
384
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:55,996
when you fall asleep.
385
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,414
What?
386
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,376
Why didn't you
tell us?
387
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,670
'Cause it's Tammy's birthday--
I didn't want to ruin it.
388
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,213
Honestly, there's
no ruining it.
389
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,632
I've been freaked out
myself all night long.
390
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:09,218
Every time my phone makes
a noise, my heart stops.
391
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,678
Sorry, Marjorie.
392
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:13,222
New game.
393
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,599
It's okay, Jill--
that ship has sailed.
394
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,017
Nope. This one's called
Fear Bucket.
395
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,686
I just made it up.
396
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,897
These were for Pictionary,
but I'm gonna pivot.
397
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:23,941
Write down your deepest fears,
398
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:26,860
and we are gonna set 'em on fire
so they lose their power.
399
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,613
Be honest.
400
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,699
And they can't all be: "I'm
afraid Marjorie's gonna die."
401
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,791
"I'm afraid of making
a mistake at work
402
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:42,501
and hurting someone."
403
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,754
"I'm afraid
404
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,257
"if I don't take my dad's
call, I'm gonna regret it,
405
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,426
"and I'm afraid if
I answer the call,
406
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,178
I'll be betraying
my mother."
407
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:56,807
"I'm afraid Andy and I
are having so much sex
408
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,935
because we have nothing
to talk about."
409
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:03,605
"I'm afraid I'm not
going to get to see
410
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,107
my granddaughter
grow up."
411
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:09,361
"I'm afraid of spiders."
412
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,949
"I'm afraid the people
in this group
413
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:15,659
don't know
how much I love them."
414
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,244
Aw...
415
00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:19,329
Shut up. I meant
to write spiders.
416
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:22,624
Is it just me, or
is this the best game
we've played all night?
417
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,710
I loved it.
418
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,710
Absolutely.
419
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:26,962
We should put some hot dogs
on them fears.
420
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,803
It's him. I still
don't know what to do.
421
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:35,637
Got your back.
422
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,224
Hello?
423
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,059
Yes, I'll accept the call.
424
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:44,772
Yeah. Hi.
425
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,982
Well, I wasn't gonna,
426
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,984
but here I am.
427
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:51,111
So...
428
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:54,281
what's new with you?
429
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,492
Really? I'm sober, too.
430
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,620
Yeah, almost
three years, yeah.
431
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:02,372
Wow, that's a long time.
432
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,541
Good for you.
433
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,878
Look, um...
434
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:12,174
I'm with my friends, so I can't
really talk right now, but...
435
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:15,886
: thank you
for remembering my birthday.
436
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:17,471
Okay, bye.
437
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:32,694
My back is gonna
hate me in the morning.
438
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,239
My left ass cheek is
totally numb.
439
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:37,699
We may be too old
to sleep on the floor.
440
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,827
Why does Marjorie
get the couch?
441
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,620
Because she's dying.
442
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:46,834
I'm not dying and I'm not deaf.
443
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:49,044
Although lately
I've been having trouble
444
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:51,004
in noisy restaurants.
445
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,841
Guys, it's
almost 4:00 a.m.
446
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,634
We've got
to go to sleep.
447
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:58,720
Jill's right. We're gonna be
so cranky in the morning.
448
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,348
Thanks for the best
birthday ever, you guys.
449
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:02,933
Good night.
450
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,560
Good night.
451
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,436
Good night.
452
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,436
Night.
453
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,436
Good night.
454
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,609
Unbelievable.
455
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,237
Hi, Christy.
456
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,406
No. I'm up.
457
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:18,574
How's it going, honey?
458
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,951
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