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I didn't know you'd be home.

Perry sent me to this wild race that I would track down the parasite that escaped.

So he went all this way just to find this parasite in his cell and the whole thing was just a joke for the new guard.

The best thing I suppose is that that they couldn't have found this parasite if it had really escaped.

Anyway, where have you been?

I prevented blowing up the moon.

The Bounty Hunter? This psycho is dangerous.

- I'm fine. - Why did he want to blow up the moon?

- It's a long story. - Worried.

The Russian freighter began to sink in the dock and everyone asked: "Where's Superman?" But I didn't know.

Yes i saw it. Nobody was in danger, I wasn't needed.

I mean, Metropolis can't expect her to solve all her problems.

It's a little late for that, Clark.

Lois, we need to talk.

Is it about us

- Sorry, I have to go. - You can not!

Son of a bitch!

MAN OF STEEL XXX AN AXEL BRAUN PARODY

Please stop! Why are you doing this?

You know why Miguel. You shouldn't fire me after my transformation.

Listen, let me come back to the vision just please don't hurt my mary.

Who would like to be a DJ of a country music station?

You know your wife has really nice tits I almost feel sorry for them that I have to fry them.

Please, stop, I will do everything you want! Just tell me what you want me to do!

Okay Miguel, do you want to save Miss Miguel? Then come here and try my fucking shit!

What?

- What? - Do you want to save her? You have to fuck me!

In front of her! And if you do not satisfy me, it will be a self-made chicken!

Now on your knees crawl!

No no!

What the fuck!

You fucking idiot!

Maria!

She is fine. I didn't go far enough for her to die.

Which is good news for Miss Miguel and very bad news for you, Bucko.

Some last words, honey.

Yes. Superman, help us!

"You are pathetic Miguel, you don't think you think the blue guy has superhuman hearing." - It just so happens.

Prestań! I can help you.

Yes, I'm done with you.

Let's check your brain is as hard as the rest.

Oh my God. I want to see the blue boy cry.

- It's fine, you acted in self-defense. - You don't understand, I've lost control.

She would kill us all.

I lost control.

Lois ...

I'm sorry but I can't go on like that I can't be who you want me to be, they need me.

I'm not who you thought I was actually I'm not even human.

This part, at least I can change.

What you ask for is possible but it is not a decision which should be taken recklessly.

You think it was easy.

I think for people like us, accepting failures is sometimes too easy a grab.

I do not accept failures. I'm leaving.

At least I'll take my responsibility away.

You're scared of Clark.

I faced Mongol, Doomsday, the destruction of the Sun.

I died and rose again.

What can I be afraid of?

Fails.

I killed a woman today. I lost control.

Just President Luther called you a threat.

- He is right. - Please sit down.

Like Dr. Fate, I can see the future.

I anticipate that you will accept your decision.

- I won't be the first. - Breathe deeply.

Sleep and when you wake up you will be Superman and nobody else.

I'm afraid this decision is bigger than us, old friend.

Superman murdered a man in cold blood.

Some may claim that he was active in self-defense, but this Man of Steel has faced this sacrifice many times in the past.

Recently, Superman was exposed to Silver Kryptonite during a meeting with the space bounty hunter Lobo.

We think this substance has caused him to be mentally unstable.

Given these disturbing events, the community cannot feel safe.

That's why I set the prize ...

... billion dollars ...

... behind the head ... Superman.

- I told you to come alone. - I just did it.

Almost funny if I was talking to you.

I told Silver Banshee that I want this prize.

It's really fun.

Why don't you bother Wonder Woman?

- He thought he would skillfully divert attention. - This diversion will bring you Superman's head.

Angelo ... Can i tell you angelo

Call me Angle Man.

You see Angelo in this game we play, costumes with capes ...

It is important to know your place.

Tertiary outfit, stolen foreign weapon, which you would not be able to comprehend.

- Are you calling me a joke? - I call you a major blow.

See how fun it is.

I brought the Steel Man to my knees more times, than you have teeth.

I believe, I believe that I stand before you, only as US President and nothing more.

- You don't have a weapon with you. - As you can see.

- I assume you've seen the news. - Yeah.

I'm glad you came I wasn't sure if you could be hired.

I don't care about money, but it would be nice to have an excuse to kill Superman.

That's no excuse you need just the skills to do it.

Be careful with the words Mr. President. I know your name, I could kill you with a look.

It wasn't an insult.

We all failed to kill Steel Man.

I just want you to succeed.

I don't trust you, Luther.

I gave a promise to the whole world.

Where i come from we have better ways to make pacts.

I know what was in that mouth I'll be content with a handshake.

Thank you.

Hi Lana!

I was hoping you would have the courage to say why you left, I waited long enough.

It was a long way.

You used to be more reasonable.

I used to fly.

Would you like something

Of course not.

I don't think I should. Imagine that I am quite light now.

- So what the hell is going on? - I gave it all up.

Superman.

What, have you retired?

You can't just stop being God, Clark.

I have never been him.

And now I'm only human, without power.

- How? - Does it matter, I'm done with it.

Wait are you an ordinary guy

Yes.

I probably deserved it.

Do you know... the world is looking for you.

- Well, Superman - It is true that we are addicted to Superman, who protects us against threats that the army is unable to cope with. - They won't find me.

- Luther has been broadcasting for a week. - ... we found a solution ...

... meta clone, Superman.

Not strangers from another world but our own hero.

No unnecessary programs besides keeping us safe.

As my scientists from Lex Corp said Talia and Sydney ...

They will carry out final inspections of this world guardian.

We expect it to fly in our sky.

So this is the first softball game.

How old is he now?

9, lives with his aunt and trying to track my shit.

You know, you never told me who his father was.

Listen, if there is no Superman ...

... I mean that that he's gone for good.

You can stay here and think about what to do next.

Thanks Lana. I appreciate it.

- Bruce? - Clark, is that true?

- We would be here if it wasn't true. - What do you think?

I was thinking about my shoulders that are big enough to wear the whole damn world.

- They used to be. - I thought you would be proud of me. - Proud ?!

For Luther's monster hanging over Metropolis? Who will stop him?

Maybe you could use these kryptonite bullets, that you keep all these years.

I always thought you were naive Clark until today...

Because I never expected you to be a coward.

Zatanna? Did you bring me to "Fortress"?

You moved here Superman or rather I should say that your psyche did it.

It's Clark Superman is no more.

How about a divination?

- What is this all about? "Nobody could find you, so I was supposed to trace your essence."

For what?

For an astral conference call.

- What are you doing? - To succeed, I must finish the ritual.

I got you superman. Did you think all Kryptonite had disappeared?

He can be very resourceful in persuading.

So now, Strongman, he has no heart. I have a weapon to win this battle.

- You can not! - Of course I can.

You lie here curled up, broken, dying on the floor ...

Who can stop me there?

Talk! Talk!

I can not hear you!

It hurts to be a mortal, doesn't it?

It just means being human. Ache...

- I have to... - There is nothing you need.

That's the end.

I'll kill Lois Lane first.

Then Olsen, Perry White ...

Maybe even the entire Daily Planet.

Anyone who has ever cared for you.

I'm going to erase you.

Why?

You make us unimportant.

Man can't stand it walking gods around him.

I think something mundane will be appropriate.

Unable to jump a tall building in one jump.

Weaker than the train.

Much slower than a fired projectile.

Goodbye Superman.

Who came up with the idea to dress him in a Superman costume?

The costume worked well in focus groups, became synonymous with the metropolis superhero.

- Why is "S" reversed? - The costume was made in China, where the letter was accidentally inverted.

- You know, I like ... - Fix this!

What's with his skin?

It's an error in the cloning matrix, Superman has more chromosomes in his DNA.

We did everything we could in such a short time.

Talia, I respect your father, but if you continue to excuse yourself, I'll send him you in a box.

It may not be pretty, but it's not a toy, is as fast and resistant as Superman.

And almost as strong as Superman. - Almost.

I spent $ 300 million on my own copy of Superman but I didn't expect to get such a freak!

Cholera!

Thanks for coming.

- It's getting worse. - Luther created this thing?

- What is he doing with this? - Thread.

Since the bizarre creature appeared, Luther's police kept him secret.

Captain Adam was sent there but the weirdo kicked his ass.

I don't understand what he wants?

I honestly, I think he is trying to help.

Mainly due to accidental damage.

He was trying to help the school bus driver fix a completely destroyed bus yesterday.

- I shouldn't laugh. - No, that's pretty funny.

We need him Lana is he at your place

I thought you know.

What is?

He gave up his powers, Lois.

He is no longer Superman.

We are in big trouble.

- Are you two ... - No, he sleeps on the couch.

Do you want to see him?

No I can not, not now.

But can you kiss him from me?

Show me.

Clark?

Lois, Clark has disappeared.

He left a letter saying he was trying to regain power to be able to face Bizarro.

He wrote that he was heading north.

I can't stop.

Clark? Whore!

He's not here! Disappeared! Superman ...

Fate always knows ...

- Goodbye monster. - Who the hell are you?

Watch out for the language.

You do not like this.

Does this have a name?

No.

Thanks for the mess.

It looks familiar, doesn't it? Do you sometimes have any memories of my past?

My parents. Do you also feel this loss?

One more thing, for which Luther must apologize.

You do not have to do that, I can find you a planet.

You are still too weak to fight but know that only one of us will come out alive.

Forgive.

- Superman? - I'm fine, Diana.

I was chasing after Luther's monster, Batman told me you gave up power.

And I came back and this creature is in the spectral zone, until I find a place for him.

What about you? Did you find your place?

Maybe I should use it on myself.

This world owes you its existence many times

And yet I feel that all I do is try to fight, help and save them.

It's because they want to believe they don't need you.

I think I can understand that.

You give them something that you aspire to and they love you for it.

But some became bitter.

- Like Luther. - Luther is not really human, but yes.

He is ignorant and a weakling.

So you say without me would not pose a threat.

Without you, it would be just a prognosis.

- This is not what I wanted. - You can't choose your own way.

- Do you feel lonely? - Yes of course.

Louis, I'm sorry for the way I left you, you deserve better.

The only thing I'm afraid of is losing control.

I will always love you, Lois but I have a much greater duty than us.

But if you need me say my name

Remember that I can always hear you.

END