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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:17,516 ♪ Looks like Christmas 2 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:20,753 ♪ Looks like Christmas 3 00:00:20,755 --> 00:00:24,256 ♪ Looks like Christmas to me ♪ 4 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:30,529 ♪ It's Christmastime 5 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:33,732 ♪ Sunny shine 6 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,234 ♪ Hey there, Santa 7 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:38,370 ♪ Buddy, wear your shades 8 00:00:40,306 --> 00:00:43,242 ♪ Top the trees 9 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:46,712 ♪ Blowing in the breeze 10 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,514 ♪ Late December 11 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:52,351 ♪ And the weather's fine 12 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:55,687 ♪ And I guess I'll never know ♪ 13 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:57,122 ♪ While searching this 14 00:00:57,124 --> 00:01:00,092 ♪ Heaven and snow 15 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:03,228 ♪ Looks like Christmas 16 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:06,498 ♪ Looks like Christmas 17 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:10,169 ♪ Looks like Christmas to me ♪ 18 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:16,108 Come on, you have two minutes or I'm leaving. 19 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:18,110 Look, I know. I know, Jamie. 20 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:20,646 Give me, like, five seconds, and I will be right down. 21 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:27,152 Anthony, my man! 22 00:01:27,154 --> 00:01:28,587 Seriously? 30 minutes. 23 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,289 Yes, I'm late. Because unlike 24 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:31,623 the bobblehead models you date, 25 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:32,825 it actually takes me a minute 26 00:01:32,827 --> 00:01:34,293 to pull this together. 27 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:36,161 Kristin, you remember Sophia. 28 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:37,596 Hello. 29 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,565 Oh, you brought Sophia 30 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:41,200 to my company Christmas party. 31 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:42,701 She wanted to come. 32 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:44,670 Right. 33 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:52,177 Those boots, they are so... 34 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:53,812 interesting. 35 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,314 Thank you, they're part of my costume. 36 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:57,149 It's a themed party. 37 00:01:57,151 --> 00:02:00,219 You're supposed to dress up like a Christmas past. 38 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:02,688 You didn't even dress up. 39 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:06,358 Yes, I did. The Hole t-shirt you gave me for Christmas. 40 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,860 Really? I gave that to you when? 41 00:02:07,862 --> 00:02:11,196 Circa what? Circa high school. 42 00:02:11,198 --> 00:02:12,464 I can't believe you remember that. 43 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,366 I don't remember what you gave me last year. 44 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:15,868 I paid off your student loan. 45 00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:17,603 What? It wasn't a big deal. 46 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:19,605 It's not to you, Richie Rich, but it saved me from 47 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:22,274 another round of egg donations. 48 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:34,786 Right, hey, let's get this party started. 49 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:36,722 What's-- oh, um, no. 50 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:38,657 Sexy Santa helper in an after-hours club in college. 51 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,726 We were in the same college. How did I miss that? 52 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,661 It's my Christmas past, you get it? 53 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:45,397 Aah! Let's take a picture with Santa. 54 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:49,468 Seriously? 55 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:54,506 My costume is funny. 56 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,441 Why isn't anyone getting that it's funny? 57 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:58,243 Because people are sad and humorless. 58 00:02:58,245 --> 00:02:59,311 Oh, you get it, right? 59 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,446 Yeah, I totally get it. 60 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:02,814 Oh yeah, I get it, too. 61 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:05,517 I think you make the perfect slutty Santa. 62 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:09,388 All right, let's boogie. 63 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:10,822 Doesn't look like anybody else 64 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:14,826 got the memo that this is a costume party. 65 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:16,929 Hey! Sasha! 66 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:23,268 Yo, Sasha? 67 00:03:23,270 --> 00:03:24,670 What happened to the Christmas Past theme? 68 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:26,238 You didn't get my e-mail? 69 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,740 Um, obviously no. 70 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:31,677 Oh, sorry. My bad. 71 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:33,378 She did that on purpose. 72 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,813 She wants my job. 73 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:36,281 I officially hate Christmas. 74 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:38,317 Ladies, how about some drinks? 75 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:40,986 This better not be a beer and wine party. 76 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:06,945 Ready to go? 77 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,347 Already? 78 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:10,282 We've only been here just over an hour. 79 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:11,984 Is that all? 80 00:04:11,986 --> 00:04:13,719 Come on, I always do this party with Kris. 81 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:15,821 I know, I know. You always do this with Kris. 82 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:17,356 You always do that with Kris. 83 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:19,391 What do you want me to do? She's my best friend. 84 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:20,959 Did you even tell her yet? 85 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:22,961 About Christmas Eve? No. 86 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,463 Not yet, but I will. 87 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:25,897 I'm just-- she's-- 88 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,733 she's in a really vulnerable place right now 89 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:29,001 with the break-up and everything. 90 00:04:29,003 --> 00:04:30,869 I'm just waiting for the right moment-- 91 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,971 Unbelievable. Hey, hey. Sophia. 92 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,706 I will tell her. I promise you. 93 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:37,643 I'm just-- I just need a little more time. 94 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:39,478 You have a right to grow up too, Jamie. 95 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:42,814 No matter what Kristin thinks. 96 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:54,626 Yo. 97 00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:58,430 [Kristin shouts] 98 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:04,536 [Kristin groans] 99 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,905 I'm so sorry Sophia took the car. 100 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,440 No, you're not. Yes, I am. 101 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:10,909 Because she took the car. My feet are killing me. 102 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,577 You want me to get you a cab? 103 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:14,313 No, I'm good. It's the most exercise 104 00:05:14,315 --> 00:05:15,514 I've got all week. 105 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:18,817 I'm so fat. 106 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,352 I'd kill for a cheeseburger right now. 107 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:21,520 Aw, me too. Wouldn't you kill for 108 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:23,388 a cheeseburger right now? 109 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:24,923 Sophia's on this crazy 110 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:27,359 vegetarian diet. [Kristin retches] 111 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:28,660 I know, I know, I know. 112 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,062 I actually snuck out the other night for some-- 113 00:05:30,064 --> 00:05:32,331 God! I did-- you cannot tell her. 114 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:34,833 You cannot tell. I would be in so much See, that's what you get 115 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,568 for dating the ultra-hip and the ultra-thin. 116 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,403 You just got a secondary eating disorder-- 117 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:40,939 Hey! Ow! Suck it, Santa! 118 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:42,674 Ho-ho-ho! Ow! Can we please not 119 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,810 harass any classic American icons tonight? 120 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:45,977 Sorry, but you know that Christmas makes me both 121 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:47,846 destructive and self-destructive. 122 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,881 You know that. Ow. 123 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:54,386 Not everybody goes home for the holidays, Kris. 124 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:55,921 Really? Yeah. 125 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:58,423 Do you know anybody who hasn't gone home for Christmas? 126 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:01,426 Like, besides me? 127 00:06:01,428 --> 00:06:03,428 You could always call your mother, and-- 128 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:05,564 Oh, and say what? What would I say? I would say, 129 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:07,833 "Um, hi, Mom. I'm so sorry I've never 130 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:10,569 called you back for 17 years." 131 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,871 You know what? I just don't think that would work. 132 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,906 You know, and, besides, why do I need to? 133 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:16,742 I have you. 134 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:19,044 There's something I need to tell you, Kris. 135 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,146 Snacks. 136 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:22,981 Wait. 137 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:28,587 It's like an elf threw up in here. 138 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:30,155 Merry Christmas. 139 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:32,524 Bah humbug. 140 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:35,160 Merry Christmas. 141 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:37,129 Merry Christmas. 142 00:06:37,131 --> 00:06:38,964 What do you think I should go with? 143 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:40,432 Jalapeno? 144 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:42,134 Ooh, nacho cheese. 145 00:06:42,136 --> 00:06:46,071 Hah! 146 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,572 Ooh, what is that? 147 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,007 I'm sorry, I meant to give this to you earlier. 148 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:51,476 It's your Christmas present. 149 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:53,011 I-- I don't understand. 150 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:55,414 Why aren't we doing that tomorrow on the rooftop? 151 00:06:55,416 --> 00:06:57,482 That's the thing. 152 00:06:57,484 --> 00:06:58,583 I don't know if-- 153 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,719 Uh-uh. No. No-no-no. 154 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:02,487 No-no-no, that is our tradition. 155 00:07:02,489 --> 00:07:04,055 17 years. You and I. 156 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:06,758 Rooftop. Christmas Eve. The anti-Christmas. 157 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,060 I'm taking Sophia home for Christmas. 158 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:10,796 So... 159 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:14,433 I'm not gonna be here for the rooftop this year. 160 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:17,869 I'm sorry. I didn't know how to tell you. 161 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:19,604 Wait a second, like home? Like home-home, 162 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,173 Pasadena, home-home? 163 00:07:21,175 --> 00:07:22,674 That home. 164 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:25,210 I don't understand. You don't even like her. 165 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:26,778 Yes, I do. No, you don't. 166 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,980 No , you don't. 'cause she doesn't drink. 167 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:30,115 She doesn't eat meat. 168 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,650 The woman doesn't listen to music. 169 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:32,918 I'm sorry, but who doesn't listen to music? 170 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,453 That's weird. That's weird. 171 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:35,720 That's a flag. This isn't about Sophia. 172 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:37,189 Then what is it about? 173 00:07:37,191 --> 00:07:38,657 Is it about torturing me? 174 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,659 Kristin, come on. 175 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:41,993 My parents aren't getting any younger. 176 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:44,029 Who knows how many more Christmases 177 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:46,064 they have left? 178 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:49,000 What does that even mean? 179 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:50,702 I just think it's time to grow up. 180 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:52,103 To start going home for Christmas 181 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,473 like normal people. 182 00:07:57,009 --> 00:07:59,778 Please don't leave me alone for Christmas. 183 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:03,682 No, I'm sorry, I cannot live 184 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:07,018 in the past anymore. 185 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,588 I have to go. 186 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,726 Merry Christmas. 187 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:18,730 Can I please have a bottle of champagne? 188 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,225 What is that? 189 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:50,629 No charge. Special gift for Christmas. 190 00:08:52,231 --> 00:08:53,765 Seriously? 191 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:57,002 It's delicious. Please take it. 192 00:08:57,004 --> 00:09:00,639 Ooh, yeah. Yeah. I will take it. 193 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,774 Thank you. 194 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,809 Merry Christmas. 195 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,689 [cat meows] 196 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:54,259 Hey. Bean. 197 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:57,128 Oh, did you miss me, young man? 198 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:59,197 Yeah, well. 199 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,666 We're gonna celebrate Christmas alone this year, Bean. 200 00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:04,069 because Jamie's decided 201 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:05,770 to go home for Christmas 202 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,607 with some bobblehead model. 203 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:11,343 Yeah. 204 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:58,256 That is amazing. 205 00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,658 Oh, Bean. 206 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:02,060 I'm sorry, but you can't have any. 207 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,796 At least you'd never leave me to drink alone. 208 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:07,666 Yeah? 209 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,319 [Bean meows] 210 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,288 Oh, Bean. 211 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:33,391 I do this to myself. 212 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:36,294 I'm alone on Christmas. 213 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,696 And it's been so long I don't even know 214 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,297 how to fix it. 215 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:42,734 [Radio] ♪ hanging mistletoe... 216 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:44,803 ♪ See the laughing eyes 217 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:47,472 That's really good. 218 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,808 ♪ [song continues] 219 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:56,715 I just wish 220 00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,249 I could go home. 221 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,785 ♪ And the voices singing... ♪ 222 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:05,290 [whispers, echoes] 223 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:27,345 [both scream] 224 00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:30,482 [Kristin groans] 225 00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:32,751 Who are you? And why are you in my bed? 226 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:35,854 Oh my God. Where did you come from? 227 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,255 Oh my God, baby Bean. 228 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,923 Don't touch my cat. How do you know 229 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,959 my cat's name? 230 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,761 Put my cat down. Baby Bean. 231 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,829 Oh my God, you are like one of those 232 00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:47,232 addicted people who crawls in the wrong window. 233 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,933 I'm not. Trust me. Hey, stay away from me. 234 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,001 I promise you I'm not one of those people. 235 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,469 Do not touch me, 236 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,937 or I will dial 9-1-1. 237 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,506 Please don't do that. Give me one reason 238 00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:55,907 I shouldn't. 239 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,776 Because I'm not a stranger. 240 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:58,977 I'm you. What? 241 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,112 Yeah. Um... Okay. 242 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,982 I said a good reason, you crazy lady. 243 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,484 What is this? Is this, like, 1997? 244 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,086 It's '96. 245 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,954 How do you not know what year it is? 246 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,790 And, seriously, how could you be me? 247 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,324 You are, like, old. 248 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,927 And wearing a Santa stripper outfit. 249 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:18,096 I am 34, that is not old. 250 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,964 And, look, I don't know why I'm here. 251 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,966 other than this is, like, the world's worst hangover. 252 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,802 And this is some kind of crazy fever dream. 253 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:24,969 But I am telling you 254 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,338 that I am you. 255 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:32,544 From the future. 256 00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:33,912 Prove it. 257 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:36,881 Prove it? 258 00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,483 Okay, I'll prove it. 259 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,885 Um... 260 00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:43,054 This scar. You got it 261 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,956 when you were ten years old. 262 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,925 Dad got me that giant sled, 263 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,127 and I ran it right into a parked car. 264 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:52,197 I kept asking if I was gonna die. 265 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:53,832 You have been best friends with Jamie 266 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,033 since you were in first grade. 267 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,568 Jamie? Um. 268 00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:59,037 Hold on, um... 269 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,438 Oh. 270 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,440 No, there's nothing in there. 271 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:03,575 Uh, no-- Yes. 272 00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:05,109 Wait. Oh, no, that's private. 273 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,611 How did you know that was there? 274 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,313 Seriously? 275 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,081 Nobody cares that you have a crush on Bill Clinton. 276 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,516 I mean, just don't get an internship in D.C., 277 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,851 and you'll be fine. 278 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,319 This does not make any sense 279 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,054 in any way whatsoever. Oh! 280 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,323 You love Jerry Maguire. You were totally obsessed 281 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,358 with the O.J. trial. Everyone was obsessed 282 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,593 with that trial, not just me. 283 00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:23,061 How about in fifth grade? 284 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,295 You lied to your teacher, and you told her that 285 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,530 your mother was deaf to keep her from 286 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,866 calling her when you hit Brian Cisneros 287 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:30,501 in the face with an umbrella. 288 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,136 Right? 289 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,476 Right. 290 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,047 Oh my God. 291 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,616 So... 292 00:14:44,618 --> 00:14:46,951 You're me. 293 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,486 Grown-up Kris. 294 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,954 Kristin. You're gonna drop that 295 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:51,589 Kris-with-a-"y" stuff ten minutes into college. 296 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,658 No, I won't. I love using the "y." 297 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:57,428 I know you do. I remember it fondly. 298 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,931 So why do you think you're here? 299 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,101 I don't know. [knock on door] 300 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,036 Breakfast will be ready in five minutes. 301 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,304 I'll be right down. Shh! 302 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,139 Shut up! Can you hear me? Kristin Marie? 303 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,041 That means I want you dressed 304 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,110 and downstairs in five minutes. 305 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:15,213 I said okay. 306 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,015 You think I should hide? I should hide, right? 307 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,484 No. No way. Babs is a hawk. 308 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,419 She will, like, smell you are something. 309 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,988 Uh, okay, I have to come up with some kind of story. 310 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,156 Yes. For my mom. 311 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,660 Oh my God, I mean our mom. 312 00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:30,161 Mom. Yeah. 313 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,397 Okay, first, we need to get you out of those clothes. 314 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,098 And that makeup, or she will think 315 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,167 you're a prostitute. 316 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,535 Easy. Oh, 317 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,270 I am so sorry, sweetheart. 318 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,538 but the frozen yogurt machine in college 319 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,540 puts an end to the size two pants. 320 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,009 Okay, well, what size are you exactly? 321 00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:49,681 This is a really hard question to answer truthfully. 322 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:52,116 I'm an eight. That's the exact same size as my mom. 323 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,585 Perfect. Just wait here. 324 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:58,022 [Kristin groans] 325 00:15:58,024 --> 00:15:59,657 Okay, wow. 326 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,225 Please, just pick something, quick. 327 00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:03,261 I need to get downstairs. No-no, wait for me. 328 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,029 No, you can't just walk downstairs with me. 329 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,297 They will see you. 330 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,966 Okay, well, what am I supposed to do? 331 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,435 I mean, I can't just jump out the window. 332 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:13,705 You have to jump out the window. 333 00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,673 Ow! 334 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,176 You okay? 335 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,511 Ow! Oh, shoes. 336 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:21,713 I hate shoes. 337 00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:23,681 Ow! 338 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,616 Ow! 339 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:28,219 Aah. 340 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,154 Okay, just go to the front door, 341 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:33,758 and ring the bell, and I'll figure the rest out. 342 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,693 Okay. 343 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,762 Ow. I so should've 344 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,664 spent more time in pilates. 345 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,033 Ow. Ow. 346 00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,782 Long time, no see. 347 00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:00,752 9213 Evergreen. 348 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,694 Good morning. 349 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,696 I said five minutes. It's been ten. 350 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,165 Debby's not up yet. That's not the point. 351 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,134 It's a family holiday. We have a lot to do. 352 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,735 Kristin. Don't roll your eyes at me. 353 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,203 It's Krys, Mom, with a "y." 354 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,773 [doorbell rings] 355 00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:24,175 It's too early for Jamie to be here. 356 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,777 Oh, let's see who it is. 357 00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:28,579 Shall we? 358 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,681 Hello? 359 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:34,819 Hi. 360 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,723 Mrs. Cartwell, hi. 361 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,726 Mom, this is Kay. She... 362 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,095 is an NYU alum. 363 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,330 She is visiting a couple of incoming students. 364 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,599 So she's sort of, like, my mentor. 365 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,334 And, uh... 366 00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:52,537 Kay, this is my mother, Barbara. 367 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:56,340 Oh. You're recruiting on Christmas Eve? 368 00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:57,742 Mom, come on. 369 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,744 I was supposed to go home tonight, 370 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,613 but there is a... 371 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,082 blizzard. 372 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,783 On the east coast. 373 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:09,120 Yeah, the airline said there might not be any flights for...days, 374 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:12,757 so she was gonna visit a student in Sherman Oaks, 375 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,592 but his family went to Big Bear, 376 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,794 so I wasn't gonna leave her alone on Christmas 377 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,362 in her hotel room, right? 378 00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:20,164 So you invited her here. 379 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,767 It would have been nice to ask, Kristin. 380 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,402 Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Mom. 381 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,139 I totally forgot. 382 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:31,509 Being so stressed, what with being grounded my whole break. 383 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:35,213 We don't need to go into that right now. 384 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,381 Well, we can't leave you 385 00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,317 stranded on Christmas, can we? 386 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,786 come in. 387 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,130 I don't think Kay would mind if we talked about it. 388 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,165 Would you, Kay? 389 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,399 Talked about what? 390 00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,268 About why I was grounded for coming home 391 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,669 30 minutes before my curfew. 392 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,571 You were only grounded because you lied. 393 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,140 You said you were out with Trudy, 394 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,142 and you were out with that boyfriend. 395 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,309 His name is Maverick. 396 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,879 Maverick? Maverick Odell? 397 00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:09,714 You're so funny, Kay. 398 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,884 You know that Maverick is my boyfriend who mom hates. 399 00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:15,153 I don't hate him. 400 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,321 I just don't think you should base your choice of college on him. 401 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,656 I'm sorry, Kay. We shouldn't be talking about this in front of you. 402 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,858 Oh, no, it's fine. Really. 403 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,660 I hope you don't mind me saying, 404 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,929 but NYU is a great school, 405 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,797 and even if she goes there for a guy, 406 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,799 which I'm not saying she should, 407 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:34,272 it might all work out. 408 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:38,309 Or not. 409 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:41,312 We were just about to have breakfast. 410 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,313 Have you eaten? 411 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,448 I'm coming, I'm coming! 412 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:45,883 Aunt Debby! 413 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,386 Debby, it's 10:30. You're not even dressed. 414 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,288 How you doing, baby? 415 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,723 Who let you out of your cell? 416 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,692 And who's this? 417 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:59,197 Oh, sorry. Um, Kay, this is my sister, Debby. 418 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,631 Hey, Kay. Debby! 419 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,801 Merry frickin' Christmas. Hi, Debby! 420 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,470 Kay. You all right there, Kay? 421 00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,372 I'm starting to lose circulation in my face. 422 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,474 Oh. 423 00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:12,977 Oh, no. I am... 424 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,545 I'm so sorry. 425 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,247 Did we know each other in college or something, 426 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,482 'cause that was a very experimental time, 427 00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:19,951 and I don't remember a lot. 428 00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:21,219 No, no, no. 429 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,320 Uh, you just look like somebody 430 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,321 that I used to know. 431 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,890 It's nice to meet you. 432 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:26,924 Debbie. 433 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,693 You too. 434 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:31,495 Okay. Should we have breakfast? 435 00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:33,898 Do we have a choice, Herr Barbara? 436 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,833 Kay. 437 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,668 We don't have a choice. 438 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:42,340 [laughter] 439 00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:56,254 Kay, you coming? 440 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,356 Yeah, sorry. 441 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,859 That's a lovely outfit. 442 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,728 I have one just like it. 443 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,696 Merry Christmas, Aunt Debby. 444 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:09,533 Mm. Merry Christmas, knucklehead. 445 00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:12,536 Kristin, please get your father. 446 00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:20,344 [Kristin] Dad! Breakfast! 447 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,913 Krys and I are doing a little last-minute shopping later, Deb. 448 00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,548 Would you like to join us? 449 00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:28,586 No. I am going to stay in my pajamas 450 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:32,990 and read magazines all day long. 451 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,492 I'll go. 452 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:35,926 Really? 453 00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:39,563 That would be nice, Kay. 454 00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:41,799 Dad, this is Kay, my advisor. 455 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,402 Oh, it's so nice to meet you. 456 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:47,004 Likewise. 457 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,839 Mornin'. 458 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,042 So, uh, can Maverick come with us? 459 00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:52,476 Shopping? 460 00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,578 Are you kidding? 461 00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:56,447 How is Milton? 462 00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:57,848 Dad, you know his name is Maverick. 463 00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,517 Is it? 464 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:00,851 Why can't he come? 465 00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,019 Oh, don't be ridiculous. 466 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,387 If he isn't coming shopping, 467 00:22:03,389 --> 00:22:04,855 I want him to come to midnight mass. 468 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,457 Absolutely not. 469 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,992 [gasps] 470 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,994 1996. This is that Christmas Eve. 471 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,063 This--this... 472 00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:13,664 Oh, wow. Oh. 473 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,000 You guys know that I have Tourette's. 474 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,402 It's so awkward for me, blurting stuff. 475 00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:20,471 Krys, can I please see you for a second? 476 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:23,374 Thank you. 477 00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:25,876 She's an advisor? 478 00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:29,447 You are being really weird. 479 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:33,617 1996. I know why I'm here. 480 00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:35,553 This was my last Christmas at home. 481 00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:37,922 What? What do you mean? 482 00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:41,492 Why would you-- we not come home for Christmas? 483 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,894 I mean, things get complicated. 484 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,897 Let's just say that this is a very important Christmas. 485 00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:49,467 A turning point. Things happen tonight. 486 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:50,901 That change everything. 487 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:54,505 So now, by being here with you, 488 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:56,040 this is my chance. 489 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,475 Your chance? 490 00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:59,543 Your chance to do what? 491 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:03,681 To change my Christmas past. 492 00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:07,651 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 493 00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:09,487 So do you have any money? 494 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,122 Yeah, I mean, not much. 495 00:23:11,124 --> 00:23:13,524 You know, Manhattan is a very expensive place to live, 496 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:15,493 and I'm trying to pay off my credit card debt. 497 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:17,928 I meant today. For shopping. 498 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:20,131 Oh, right. I guess not. 499 00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:22,566 Are we poor in the future? 500 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:25,403 Can you define poor, exactly? 501 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:28,439 Why didn't you stand up for me with Babs at breakfast? 502 00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:31,075 Well, because Maverick really is a loser. 503 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,977 No, he's not. He's amazing. 504 00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:35,946 No, he's a lying idiot. Okay, I don't want to hear it. 505 00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:37,715 He will leave you, he will lie to you, 506 00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:38,682 dump you, and break your heart. 507 00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:40,618 La, la, la. You done? 508 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,987 I guess I really didn't wanna hear it back then either. 509 00:23:47,859 --> 00:23:50,494 I bet New York is the best-- 510 00:23:50,496 --> 00:23:54,698 cool clubs, amazing parties. 511 00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:57,701 Yeah. New York, it really is a great city. 512 00:23:57,703 --> 00:23:59,537 You know, you can order takeout 513 00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:00,538 at 3:00 in the morning, 514 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:02,139 and there's all of these 515 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:05,709 amazing shows and museums and art galleries. 516 00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:09,013 It really is the greatest city on Earth. 517 00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:12,450 Oh, you know what? I can show you. 518 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:13,717 Is that a phone? 519 00:24:13,719 --> 00:24:15,886 Yeah. It's also a music player, 520 00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:19,590 and kind of a computer too, I guess. 521 00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:20,758 Is that Jamie? Uh-huh. 522 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:21,692 Wow. 523 00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:23,093 What are you saying "wow" for? 524 00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:24,829 Why wouldn't we still be hanging out? 525 00:24:24,831 --> 00:24:29,233 No, it's just he's kinda cute. In the future. 526 00:24:29,235 --> 00:24:33,904 You think so? 527 00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:37,141 Hey, my life is awesome, right? 528 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:42,146 When I'm you? 529 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,614 Sure. 530 00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:46,016 Awesome. Absolutely. 531 00:24:48,753 --> 00:24:52,156 You two ready? 532 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:54,592 What are you wearing? 533 00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:56,193 Is that underwear? 534 00:24:56,195 --> 00:25:01,031 It's a dress. 535 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:02,867 Change it. 536 00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:10,541 As long as I don't ever have to talk to that woman again, 537 00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:12,510 I will be stoked. 538 00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:39,169 So, Kay, what is it that you do for a living 539 00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:41,238 besides handhold future NYU grads. 540 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,674 I'm assuming they don't pay you for that. 541 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:44,975 No, I'm a music producer 542 00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:47,311 for a small record label in Brooklyn. 543 00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:52,316 Really? And what does a music producer do? 544 00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:53,684 Do you actually play an instrument? 545 00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:55,886 Uh, no, I work with the artists. 546 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,254 You know, to develop their album, 547 00:25:57,256 --> 00:25:58,756 make sure they're taken care of. 548 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,124 That sort of thing. 549 00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:02,793 Oh. So you're an assistant. 550 00:26:02,795 --> 00:26:06,830 No, um, I'm a producer. 551 00:26:06,832 --> 00:26:08,866 Do you need a degree for that? 552 00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:11,168 Well, I don't think you need one, but... 553 00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,670 'Cause it seems to me that Kristin 554 00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:14,605 could get a law degree, 555 00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:18,676 and then she could be a music producer on the side, 556 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,844 as a hobby. 557 00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:24,081 Where are you going? 558 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:27,952 To try this on. 559 00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:30,354 Where she got her love of vintage is beyond me. 560 00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:31,589 It's cool. 561 00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:33,290 It's disgusting. 562 00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:36,794 It's used clothing by the recently living. Blech. 563 00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:39,597 Tell her how you really feel, Barbara? 564 00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:41,231 That wasn't very polite. 565 00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:44,702 It's the holidays, and I'm trying to quit smoking. 566 00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:46,870 Wait, you smoke? 567 00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:48,872 You don't have to be so judgmental about it. 568 00:26:48,874 --> 00:26:50,608 No, no, no, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. 569 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:53,243 I'm sorry. 570 00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:54,912 Is that why you don't like vintage clothes? 571 00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:58,315 You think it's dead-people clothing? 572 00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:01,285 Well, it is. 573 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:07,725 When I was a teenager, my mother died, 574 00:27:07,727 --> 00:27:09,860 and she left these... 575 00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:16,266 these racks of gowns and furs. 576 00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:18,268 My father couldn't bear to be around it, 577 00:27:18,270 --> 00:27:23,407 and my sister, Debby, who is useless, of course, 578 00:27:23,409 --> 00:27:26,276 so I had to deal with it. 579 00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:29,813 He made me sell everything at a second-hand store, 580 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:34,385 including the pearls that I gave her for Mother's Day. 581 00:27:34,387 --> 00:27:36,186 The pearls? 582 00:27:36,188 --> 00:27:37,821 Yeah. 583 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:40,758 They weren't expensive. They probably weren't even real. 584 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,860 I just... 585 00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:46,030 Didn't wanna let them go. 586 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:49,767 Yeah. 587 00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:52,770 I'm gonna go outside and smoke. 588 00:27:52,772 --> 00:27:56,874 Secret is safe with me. 589 00:27:56,876 --> 00:28:00,177 [gasps] You find something? 590 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,679 What is that? 591 00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:03,247 Shut the front door. 592 00:28:03,249 --> 00:28:05,215 You can't be serious? 593 00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:07,918 What? I need something to wear to midnight mass tonight, don't I? 594 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,753 It's so '50s. 595 00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:11,355 It's amazing. It's fabulous. 596 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:12,956 I gotta try it on. 597 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,834 Kristin. It's Krys. 598 00:28:23,836 --> 00:28:26,336 We have been through this. 599 00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:27,871 You are not going to run off with Maverick 600 00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:29,473 after Christmas Eve dinner. 601 00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:31,041 Why not? It's not like anyone will miss me. 602 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,377 It's Christmas Eve and you're grounded. 603 00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:35,446 And--And you have a guest. 604 00:28:35,448 --> 00:28:39,349 It would be rude to run off and leave Kay with perfect strangers. 605 00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:41,251 Right, Kay? 606 00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:43,787 I think Christmas Eve dinner together sounds really lovely. 607 00:28:43,789 --> 00:28:45,756 You can always see Maverick in a couple of days. 608 00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:47,725 A couple days? Are you serious? 609 00:28:47,727 --> 00:28:49,293 A couple of days won't kill you. 610 00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:50,828 I think Kay is right. 611 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,296 You know what? 612 00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:54,364 Maverick thinks you're trying to keep us apart, 613 00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:56,300 that you're jealous of our connection. 614 00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:00,237 I'm not jealous. 615 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:02,439 I am just concerned. 616 00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:04,141 As I would be about anyone 617 00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:07,111 who takes money from his teenage girlfriend. 618 00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:08,479 Besides, we need to get to church early. 619 00:29:08,481 --> 00:29:09,880 You have bell choir practice. 620 00:29:09,882 --> 00:29:12,783 Oh, bell choir. Who cares about bell choir? 621 00:29:12,785 --> 00:29:15,452 I do. And you made a commitment. 622 00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:16,520 You know what? 623 00:29:16,522 --> 00:29:17,821 I will just be gone for, like, an hour. 624 00:29:17,823 --> 00:29:18,822 You won't even notice. 625 00:29:18,824 --> 00:29:20,457 The answer is no. 626 00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:23,994 You can see him after the holidays. 627 00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:28,332 Ooh, that man-slut has gotta go. 628 00:29:28,334 --> 00:29:30,434 I said I wish it would snow. 629 00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:32,970 I'm gonna get the bags from the car. 630 00:29:32,972 --> 00:29:35,806 I really gotta stop talking. 631 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:43,814 [shutter clicks] 632 00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:44,948 What are you doing? 633 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:47,284 Jamie? 634 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:48,952 Oh, my-- Look at you. 635 00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:50,420 Look at you. 636 00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:51,822 I'm sorry. Do I know you? 637 00:29:51,824 --> 00:29:53,323 Oh, not yet. I'm Kay. 638 00:29:53,325 --> 00:29:56,426 Krys' college advisor from NYU. 639 00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:57,561 What? 640 00:29:57,563 --> 00:29:59,363 Nothing. You just look... 641 00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:02,800 a lot more adorable than I thought. 642 00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:04,268 College counselor? 643 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:05,903 That's funny, because I'm applying to NYU, 644 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:07,504 and no one really came out to see me. 645 00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:09,072 Yeah, well, that's because, unlike Krys, 646 00:30:09,074 --> 00:30:10,507 you actually have good grades. 647 00:30:10,509 --> 00:30:12,342 Right. That's a good point. 648 00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:15,412 You know, you just-- You look really familiar. 649 00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:17,447 You know, people say that to me all the time. 650 00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:19,583 I think I just have one of those faces. 651 00:30:19,585 --> 00:30:21,151 What is that? 652 00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:24,321 This is a camera thingy that I got in New York. 653 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:26,156 It hasn't hit stores yet. 654 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:29,059 Yeah, you just-- I really feel like I know you. 655 00:30:29,061 --> 00:30:31,094 You look really, really familiar. 656 00:30:31,096 --> 00:30:33,864 Hey, did you come talk at the computer science club? 657 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:35,933 I did. Yep, I did. 658 00:30:35,935 --> 00:30:38,368 That was totally it. Come on. Let's go inside. 659 00:30:40,471 --> 00:30:43,040 Debby. Coming. 660 00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:46,977 Come on. We're in the living room. 661 00:30:46,979 --> 00:30:51,949 Hi, Jamie. 662 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:55,352 Oh, my god. You must be freaking out that you met Jamie. 663 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:58,889 Why would I be freaking out that I met Jamie, Krys? 664 00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:02,526 Right, why would you? You're just my college advisor. 665 00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:05,062 ♪ On the first day of Christmas ♪ 666 00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:07,898 ♪ My true love gave to me 667 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:10,968 Eggnog. 668 00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:15,105 Is it spiked? No. 669 00:31:15,107 --> 00:31:16,907 So, um, Jamie, are your parents here? 670 00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:18,542 No, they're atheists 671 00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:21,979 who think that Christmas is some sort of commercial construct 672 00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:23,046 cooked up by the greeting card companies 673 00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:24,448 to increase their bottom line. 674 00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:26,550 Right. Right. Which is why it makes even less sense 675 00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:29,019 that you would wanna go home for Christmas. 676 00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:32,923 Wait, what? 677 00:31:32,925 --> 00:31:34,291 Maverick. 678 00:31:36,027 --> 00:31:37,527 Who let him in? 679 00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:38,896 Babe, where you been? 680 00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:40,631 We went shopping. 681 00:31:40,633 --> 00:31:42,399 Guilty as charged. 682 00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:43,400 What are you doing here? 683 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,668 Were you in my room? 684 00:31:44,670 --> 00:31:47,271 Yeah, I was just chillin' out in a chat room, 685 00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:50,540 waiting for you to give me the 411. 686 00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:53,010 Jamie, check the silver. Mm-hmm. 687 00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:55,512 Maverick, this is Kay. 688 00:31:55,514 --> 00:31:57,180 She's dying to meet you. 689 00:31:57,182 --> 00:31:58,682 'Sup? 690 00:31:58,684 --> 00:32:00,350 You, like, an aunt or grandmother or something? 691 00:32:00,352 --> 00:32:01,985 Oh, no, she's my mentor from NYU. 692 00:32:01,987 --> 00:32:03,553 Oh. Cool. 693 00:32:03,555 --> 00:32:05,022 I'm 34, dude. 694 00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:08,091 Cool. If you say so. 695 00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:10,394 Wow, Maverick, I just met you, 696 00:32:10,396 --> 00:32:12,062 and it feels like I've known you forever. 697 00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:13,697 Hope that's a good thing. 698 00:32:13,699 --> 00:32:14,998 Probably not. 699 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,033 Oh, I'm so happy you're here. 700 00:32:16,035 --> 00:32:17,167 Can you stay for dinner? 701 00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:19,636 Uh, yeah. Yeah, I could do that. 702 00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:24,274 Unfortunately, we only have seating for six. 703 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:27,644 Mom, come on. We can pull up a chair. 704 00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:29,980 Krys, listen to your mother. 705 00:32:29,982 --> 00:32:31,048 Honey, why don't you guys just hang out in your room until dinner? 706 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:32,049 Debby. 707 00:32:32,051 --> 00:32:34,017 She's grounded. 708 00:32:34,019 --> 00:32:35,118 It's Christmas Eve. 709 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,054 Where's your holiday spirit? 710 00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:40,958 Besides, how much trouble can they get into under your roof? 711 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,594 All right. Uh, one hour, then say goodbye. 712 00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:46,596 And leave the door open. ...The door open. 713 00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:52,202 In the future, stay out of it, Debby. 714 00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:53,737 Dude, I am helping you, 715 00:32:53,739 --> 00:32:55,605 because if you don't chill out, 716 00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:58,742 she's gonna leave for college and not come home. 717 00:32:58,744 --> 00:33:01,211 Just saying. 718 00:33:01,213 --> 00:33:04,748 Who wants to help with dinner? 719 00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:06,383 All right, J.B., 720 00:33:06,385 --> 00:33:09,086 let's rock some china and some flatware. 721 00:33:09,088 --> 00:33:12,255 ♪ Partridge in a... 722 00:33:12,257 --> 00:33:13,490 No. 723 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:18,362 ♪ Partridge in a pear tree 724 00:33:26,704 --> 00:33:30,073 So what do you think of mad dog Maverick in there? 725 00:33:30,075 --> 00:33:31,775 Wait, how did you know that's what I call him? 726 00:33:31,777 --> 00:33:33,610 Lucky guess. 727 00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:36,246 Well, I've been telling Krys for months what a loser he is, 728 00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:38,015 But she won't listen to me. 729 00:33:38,017 --> 00:33:39,549 Well, of course not. She's a teenage girl. 730 00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:41,318 You can never tell them what they shouldn't have. 731 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,620 It only makes the forbidden that much more attractive. 732 00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:45,789 He lies to her face and she believes him. 733 00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:47,657 I tell her that he's dating other girls. 734 00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:49,793 She doesn't believe me. Me, her best friend. 735 00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:52,562 Do you know for a fact that he's dating other girls? 736 00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:54,564 Everybody knows. 737 00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:57,200 Do you have any names or specifics? Proof? 738 00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:58,535 I heard that he was dating someone else, 739 00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,804 but we don't exactly run in the same crowd. 740 00:34:00,806 --> 00:34:02,539 Right, right. 741 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:04,808 Well, we have got to do something about this. 742 00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:06,276 We do? 743 00:34:06,278 --> 00:34:07,811 Wait. He was upstairs in a chat room 744 00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:10,080 in Krys' room when they were up there. 745 00:34:10,082 --> 00:34:13,150 So... So you could just, like, figure out his password or something. 746 00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:14,684 Like on his AOL account. 747 00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:17,154 Sure. Yes. Something like that. 748 00:34:17,156 --> 00:34:18,288 I mean, you are a hacker, right? 749 00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:20,724 Kind of. How did you know that? 750 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:23,060 I mean, you're in the computer science club. 751 00:34:23,062 --> 00:34:25,195 Why else would you be doing that? 752 00:34:25,197 --> 00:34:27,664 Okay, if he was just online 753 00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:29,599 and he hadn't logged off of the computer 754 00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:32,202 I--I guess I could go back 755 00:34:32,204 --> 00:34:34,104 and figure out his password 756 00:34:34,106 --> 00:34:34,838 and maybe see if he was chatting with another girl, eh? 757 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,306 Perfect. Okay. 758 00:34:36,308 --> 00:34:38,175 Well, then all we have to do 759 00:34:38,177 --> 00:34:41,344 is figure out a way to get you upstairs alone in her room. 760 00:34:41,346 --> 00:34:43,580 But what if I can't figure it out? 761 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:45,682 Jamie, of course you can figure this out. 762 00:34:45,684 --> 00:34:47,284 This is a piece of cake for you. 763 00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:50,587 No, trust me. You are a capable guy. 764 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:53,457 You're, like, one of the smartest people in the entire world. 765 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:56,193 How would you know? I mean, you only just met me. 766 00:34:56,195 --> 00:34:58,829 I just know, you know? 767 00:34:58,831 --> 00:35:04,835 The point is, I really believe in you, okay? 768 00:35:04,837 --> 00:35:08,338 Why are you doing this? 769 00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:11,875 Because Krys deserves better than that pretentious douchebag. 770 00:35:11,877 --> 00:35:13,443 Ew. 771 00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:15,412 What? Do people not say "douchebag"? 772 00:35:29,193 --> 00:35:31,261 Oh! 773 00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:32,796 Door open, you two. 774 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:35,198 What are you doing? 775 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,166 I need your help. 776 00:35:36,168 --> 00:35:37,901 It is a Christmas emergency. 777 00:35:37,903 --> 00:35:40,670 Now? With what? 778 00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:42,639 Luminaria. In the front yard. 779 00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:46,276 Let's surprise Babs and do it ourselves. 780 00:35:46,278 --> 00:35:49,813 Why? I do not understand. 781 00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:55,152 It is very important for your future happiness. 782 00:35:55,154 --> 00:35:56,753 Come on, Mav. 783 00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:59,289 It's so nice in here, I don't want to go outside. 784 00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:01,191 Aah. What was that for? 785 00:36:01,193 --> 00:36:03,860 So sorry. I just, like, lost control. 786 00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:05,629 Felt really, really good. 787 00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:07,430 Okay, front yard. Please. Thank you. 788 00:36:07,432 --> 00:36:09,566 Yeah. 789 00:36:11,402 --> 00:36:12,702 You're being really weird. 790 00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:14,337 Yes, of course I'm being weird. 791 00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:15,805 It's, like, an objectively weird situation. 792 00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:18,241 [sighs] 793 00:36:22,313 --> 00:36:23,647 Okay, you do your thing. 794 00:36:23,649 --> 00:36:26,249 I will keep them busy downstairs. 795 00:36:26,251 --> 00:36:27,884 Good? 796 00:36:27,886 --> 00:36:29,352 Okay. 797 00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:31,955 Here we go. 798 00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:34,891 [modem dialing] 799 00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:37,360 Really? 800 00:36:42,967 --> 00:36:44,568 All right. 801 00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:45,936 As soon as Krys gets here in the candles-- 802 00:36:45,938 --> 00:36:48,338 Wow, Maverick. Personal-space issue here. 803 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:51,608 When you hit me upstairs, it really got me thinking. 804 00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:55,512 There is something very, very attractive about you. 805 00:36:55,514 --> 00:36:57,814 You have got to be kidding me. 806 00:36:57,816 --> 00:36:59,482 I thought you said that I was old. 807 00:36:59,484 --> 00:37:00,483 That can be hot. 808 00:37:00,485 --> 00:37:03,320 Really? What about Krys? 809 00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:05,989 What about me? 810 00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:10,894 You are amazing. That's what's about you. 811 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:16,233 All right, guys, let's start putting those candles in the bag-- 812 00:37:16,235 --> 00:37:17,968 Right, or that. 813 00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:25,275 All right, mad dog. 814 00:37:25,277 --> 00:37:27,244 Let see what you've been up to. 815 00:37:32,817 --> 00:37:35,919 Hello, Haddie. 816 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:37,520 I know, it's a weird tradition, 817 00:37:37,522 --> 00:37:39,256 but it makes Barbara happy, 818 00:37:39,258 --> 00:37:40,724 and it's really not that hard to do. 819 00:37:40,726 --> 00:37:43,393 So I say when asked to luminaria, 820 00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:45,428 say yes to luminaria. 821 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:47,831 Okay. 822 00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:49,599 Krys? 823 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,968 Krys! 824 00:37:56,507 --> 00:37:57,407 Whoa. Where's the fire? 825 00:37:57,409 --> 00:37:58,541 I'm just looking for Krys. 826 00:37:58,543 --> 00:37:59,576 She's upstairs with Miguel. 827 00:37:59,578 --> 00:38:00,944 [sighs] 828 00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:05,849 Maverick. Dad, his name is Maverick. 829 00:38:05,851 --> 00:38:07,417 [Maverick] Totally. 830 00:38:07,419 --> 00:38:09,953 Yeah. New York is amazing. You're gonna love it. 831 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:14,057 And I can stay with you while I look for a place? 832 00:38:14,059 --> 00:38:17,060 Um, sure. 833 00:38:17,062 --> 00:38:19,996 You know, I might be rooming with these guys from Hunter College, 834 00:38:19,998 --> 00:38:23,867 so we'll see, huh? 835 00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:27,370 Yeah. We'll see, all right. 836 00:38:29,373 --> 00:38:30,774 Please tell me you found something. 837 00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:32,642 I did. Okay, so I went through the history, 838 00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:33,842 and I ran this keystroke program 839 00:38:33,844 --> 00:38:34,878 to recreate her password. 840 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,546 Okay, so we've got, like, five seconds 841 00:38:36,548 --> 00:38:37,947 while she's in the bathroom sucking face with Maverick, 842 00:38:37,949 --> 00:38:39,482 so let's just do this. 843 00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:40,884 Do what? 844 00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:42,452 Let's send a message to the girl, 845 00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:44,587 telling her to meet Maverick here for Christmas dinner? 846 00:38:44,589 --> 00:38:46,389 Why? 847 00:38:46,391 --> 00:38:48,858 Oh, so Krys'll have to face the truth. 848 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:51,628 Oh, yeah, nice. No, that's smart. 849 00:38:51,630 --> 00:38:53,563 But I'll have to sign back on. 850 00:38:53,565 --> 00:38:55,332 Okay, so, uh, sign back on. 851 00:38:55,334 --> 00:38:57,467 [modem dialing] 852 00:38:57,469 --> 00:38:59,069 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 853 00:38:59,071 --> 00:39:00,470 What? It'll just take a few minutes. 854 00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:01,871 [knock at door] 855 00:39:01,873 --> 00:39:04,874 Hey, you in there? 856 00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:06,476 Hey. What's up? 857 00:39:06,478 --> 00:39:07,844 Wanted to get in my room. 858 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,779 Why? 'Cause it's my room, 859 00:39:09,781 --> 00:39:11,781 and Maverick needs to check his e-mail. 860 00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:14,384 Right. Yeah. No, that can't happen right now. 861 00:39:14,386 --> 00:39:15,685 Sorry. Why not? 862 00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:19,389 Because that can't happen right now. 863 00:39:21,992 --> 00:39:23,426 Baby? Yeah? 864 00:39:23,428 --> 00:39:25,495 Would you mind waiting downstairs for me? 865 00:39:25,497 --> 00:39:28,365 I need to talk to Kay. 866 00:39:28,367 --> 00:39:29,632 Why? 867 00:39:29,634 --> 00:39:33,036 It'll be quick. Just girl talk. 868 00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:34,671 Okay. 869 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:41,544 Hi. 870 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,647 Make it quick. 871 00:39:44,649 --> 00:39:46,583 [sighs] 872 00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:52,956 [chuckles] 873 00:39:54,024 --> 00:39:55,959 Okay, what's up? 874 00:39:55,961 --> 00:39:58,395 Nothing. I am just, you know, trying to change your past. 875 00:39:58,397 --> 00:40:00,497 So that I can be with Maverick in New York? 876 00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:02,966 Yes. Sure. That is exactly what I am trying to do. 877 00:40:02,968 --> 00:40:05,034 Does that mean he stays for dinner tonight? 878 00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:06,669 No, no, no, no. No, no, no. 879 00:40:06,671 --> 00:40:09,139 That would have dire consequences. No can do. 880 00:40:09,141 --> 00:40:12,442 You need to send him home right now, like this minute. Really? 881 00:40:12,444 --> 00:40:15,812 [Barbara] Chris, is someone using the phone? 882 00:40:20,951 --> 00:40:22,685 Whoa, ladies. Hi. 883 00:40:22,687 --> 00:40:24,521 [gasps, laughs] 884 00:40:24,523 --> 00:40:26,156 Barbara, hey. 885 00:40:26,158 --> 00:40:28,191 Did you need to make a call? I did. 886 00:40:28,193 --> 00:40:29,993 Maverick must not have logged off upstairs. 887 00:40:29,995 --> 00:40:31,761 Oh, no, I'm sure that's not it. 888 00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:33,797 Let me check. Yeah. Sounds good. 889 00:40:33,799 --> 00:40:36,433 So, Barbara, who did you need to call? 890 00:40:36,435 --> 00:40:39,636 I don't need it now. I needed to call Krys on her mobile phone. 891 00:40:39,638 --> 00:40:41,438 Oh! Perfect! 892 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,106 Problem solved. Why? 893 00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:46,142 I needed to tell you that it's time for Maverick to go home. 894 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:49,579 Why? I don't-- It's time for Maverick to go home. 895 00:40:49,581 --> 00:40:52,215 Okay. Can I walk him out? 896 00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:55,685 Of course. Merry Christmas, Maverick. 897 00:40:55,687 --> 00:40:59,055 Yeah. I'm Jewish. 898 00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:01,191 Happy holidays then. 899 00:41:01,193 --> 00:41:03,460 Yeah. See you around. 900 00:41:06,564 --> 00:41:09,666 Kay, are you all right? 901 00:41:09,668 --> 00:41:11,601 Couldn't be better. Yeah. 902 00:41:11,603 --> 00:41:15,705 I was just gonna make some calls to a friend to wish them a merry Christmas. 903 00:41:15,707 --> 00:41:17,540 Hey, it's me. It's Kristin Kay. 904 00:41:17,542 --> 00:41:20,610 I'm Kay, and I'm saying merry Christmas. 905 00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:21,978 Yeah. How's everything going? 906 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,647 Job, work, health, happiness? Good. 907 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:27,784 Ooh. 908 00:41:39,630 --> 00:41:42,699 Okay. Oh. Let's do this. 909 00:41:42,701 --> 00:41:44,567 Yeah, great. I just got on. 910 00:41:47,037 --> 00:41:49,072 [keyboard clacking] 911 00:41:49,074 --> 00:41:50,940 [sighs] 912 00:41:52,543 --> 00:41:55,144 What? Send it. 913 00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:56,646 It's just... 914 00:41:56,648 --> 00:41:58,181 Krys is my best friend. 915 00:41:58,183 --> 00:42:00,917 It feels weird doing this to her. 916 00:42:00,919 --> 00:42:03,520 Okay. No. Trust me. It's for the best, okay? 917 00:42:03,522 --> 00:42:05,221 We need to save her from Maverick. 918 00:42:05,223 --> 00:42:07,090 [sighs] 919 00:42:10,794 --> 00:42:14,163 Merry fricking Christmas. 920 00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:20,803 [sighs] 921 00:42:28,612 --> 00:42:30,680 [chuckles] 922 00:42:30,682 --> 00:42:34,651 Cannot believe I thought Beck was a white prince. 923 00:42:34,653 --> 00:42:36,152 Are you good in there? 924 00:42:36,154 --> 00:42:38,821 The 'rents really don't care if I get dressed for dinner. 925 00:42:38,823 --> 00:42:40,323 Yes, they do. 926 00:42:42,259 --> 00:42:44,027 What about this? Huh. 927 00:42:46,196 --> 00:42:48,731 For dinner in midnight Mass? Are you kidding me? 928 00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:51,134 No. Here. Give it to me. 929 00:42:51,136 --> 00:42:54,304 You're sure this is going to help? 930 00:42:54,306 --> 00:42:56,806 Yes. Totally. 931 00:42:56,808 --> 00:42:59,275 Babs cares about this sort of thing. 932 00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:01,344 [gasps] 933 00:43:01,346 --> 00:43:04,681 What about this? 934 00:43:04,683 --> 00:43:06,683 Seriously? Yes. 935 00:43:06,685 --> 00:43:09,852 Totally. [scoffs] 936 00:43:09,854 --> 00:43:12,021 It's perfect. 937 00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:16,292 ♪ Because it's Christmas 938 00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:17,760 What? 939 00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:19,596 Can I give you a little bit more advice? 940 00:43:19,598 --> 00:43:22,799 Well, you're going to whether I want you to or not. 941 00:43:24,668 --> 00:43:26,603 A little bit less of this. 942 00:43:26,605 --> 00:43:28,137 No. Trust me. 943 00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:30,807 I like the raccoon eyes. I know you do. 944 00:43:30,809 --> 00:43:32,675 But less. 945 00:43:32,677 --> 00:43:34,243 Anything else? 946 00:43:34,245 --> 00:43:37,246 I don't suppose you'd let me pluck your eyebrows? 947 00:43:37,248 --> 00:43:39,916 What's wrong with them? 948 00:43:39,918 --> 00:43:41,317 No... 949 00:43:41,319 --> 00:43:43,753 [sighs] 950 00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:47,724 You know, there are a few style issues I'd like to address while we're at it. 951 00:43:47,726 --> 00:43:49,959 Okay. First of all, 952 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:52,795 you're 34, so maybe lay off the miniskirts. 953 00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:54,998 I have nice legs. 954 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,700 And it's not like I work in investment banking. 955 00:43:57,702 --> 00:44:00,203 Yeah, but it looks desperate. 956 00:44:00,205 --> 00:44:01,704 Point taken. 957 00:44:01,706 --> 00:44:03,406 Ow. [scoffs] 958 00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:07,210 You know what? I gotta say I love the bangs. 959 00:44:07,212 --> 00:44:09,679 I've had them ever since-- You saw Beetlejuice 960 00:44:09,681 --> 00:44:11,347 and became totally obsessed with Winona Ryder. 961 00:44:11,349 --> 00:44:12,682 Yes, I know. I was there. 962 00:44:12,684 --> 00:44:14,651 [chuckles] 963 00:44:19,957 --> 00:44:22,692 Krys, promise me 964 00:44:22,694 --> 00:44:24,260 that no matter what happens, 965 00:44:24,262 --> 00:44:26,362 you're gonna listen to me tonight. 966 00:44:26,364 --> 00:44:27,764 Listen to you? Mm-hmm. 967 00:44:27,766 --> 00:44:29,866 About what? 968 00:44:29,868 --> 00:44:31,834 About everything. 969 00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:33,836 Just think of me as your spirit guide 970 00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:37,407 to everything in your fun and fabulous future. 971 00:44:37,409 --> 00:44:39,375 I know this is kind of weird, 972 00:44:39,377 --> 00:44:44,080 but I'm really, really happy that you're here. 973 00:44:47,418 --> 00:44:49,419 Merry Christmas, kid. 974 00:44:49,421 --> 00:44:50,987 Merry Christmas. 975 00:44:50,989 --> 00:44:53,823 [chuckling] 976 00:45:06,270 --> 00:45:07,937 ♪ ["The First Noel"] 977 00:45:07,939 --> 00:45:09,839 [Woman] Oh, here she comes. 978 00:45:09,841 --> 00:45:11,874 The dress looks really beautiful. Gorgeous. 979 00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:13,943 Really beautiful. Wow. 980 00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:18,414 What happened to Holly Hobbie over here? 981 00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:20,016 I think she looks very sweet. 982 00:45:20,018 --> 00:45:23,286 She does. It's just a little conservative. 983 00:45:23,288 --> 00:45:25,288 Well, I think she looks great. 984 00:45:26,824 --> 00:45:28,725 You look beautiful. 985 00:45:30,194 --> 00:45:31,894 How did you get her to wear it? 986 00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:33,463 [laughter] 987 00:45:33,465 --> 00:45:36,466 It wasn't easy. [Barbara] Well, thank you. 988 00:45:39,436 --> 00:45:42,438 Oh, could we do the family picture real quick before we... 989 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,807 Yes. Jamie, please. 990 00:45:44,809 --> 00:45:46,309 No, no, no, no. Kay, you get 991 00:45:46,311 --> 00:45:48,177 your fabulous little butt over here. 992 00:45:48,179 --> 00:45:50,780 Oh, no. But, you know, I'm not family. 993 00:45:50,782 --> 00:45:53,316 Today you are family. 994 00:45:56,987 --> 00:45:59,856 Sit here. 995 00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:01,958 All right. On the count of three. 996 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,326 Ready? 997 00:46:03,328 --> 00:46:05,962 One, two, three. 998 00:46:05,964 --> 00:46:08,498 [camera clicking, whirring] 999 00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:09,966 ♪ [continues] 1000 00:46:11,535 --> 00:46:12,802 Thank you. 1001 00:46:12,804 --> 00:46:14,337 Here you go. 1002 00:46:14,339 --> 00:46:16,339 All righty. 1003 00:46:16,341 --> 00:46:19,242 Christmas 1996. 1004 00:46:20,544 --> 00:46:23,479 Put it on the tree with the rest of them. 1005 00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:28,017 So, uh, Kay, you know all about our family. 1006 00:46:28,019 --> 00:46:29,852 Tell us about yours. 1007 00:46:29,854 --> 00:46:32,889 Oh, uh, well... 1008 00:46:32,891 --> 00:46:35,858 I don't, uh, really see them all that often. 1009 00:46:35,860 --> 00:46:37,093 Where do they live? 1010 00:46:37,095 --> 00:46:38,127 Who? 1011 00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:40,196 Your family. 1012 00:46:42,065 --> 00:46:43,499 California. 1013 00:46:43,501 --> 00:46:47,036 You-- You came all the way out here, 1014 00:46:47,038 --> 00:46:49,438 and you're not going home for Christmas? 1015 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:53,009 Uh, well, they don't really know that I'm out here exactly. 1016 00:46:54,444 --> 00:46:56,813 How strange. 1017 00:46:56,815 --> 00:46:58,381 Yeah. 1018 00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:03,319 Why is that, if you don't mind my asking? 1019 00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:06,022 I'm sure she does mind, Barb. I'm sorry. 1020 00:47:06,024 --> 00:47:08,558 I just don't understand why you don't wanna spend Christmas with your family. 1021 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:11,861 Come on. There are plenty of years that I didn't come home. 1022 00:47:11,863 --> 00:47:13,596 When Dad and I weren't talking 1023 00:47:13,598 --> 00:47:16,199 and you and I hated each other. Really? 1024 00:47:16,201 --> 00:47:18,467 [Barbara] Yes, but that was different. 1025 00:47:18,469 --> 00:47:20,970 You had a lot of problems that you had to work through, 1026 00:47:20,972 --> 00:47:24,540 and besides, I don't think that Kay's anywhere near as crazy as you. 1027 00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:26,542 [scoffs] 1028 00:47:26,544 --> 00:47:29,879 Thanks, Barbara. That was awesome. 1029 00:47:29,881 --> 00:47:31,881 So no husbands? 1030 00:47:31,883 --> 00:47:34,116 Do people not get married in Manhattan? 1031 00:47:34,118 --> 00:47:35,885 Nope. Mm-mm. 1032 00:47:35,887 --> 00:47:38,454 Still single and ready to mingle. Yeah. 1033 00:47:38,456 --> 00:47:41,057 Mom, seriously. Not everyone has to be married to be happy. 1034 00:47:41,059 --> 00:47:42,425 [Barbara laughing] 1035 00:47:42,427 --> 00:47:44,527 I didn't say that. Did I say that? 1036 00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:47,029 I-- I didn't mean that. 1037 00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:50,499 Maybe Kay just hasn't found the right person yet. 1038 00:47:50,501 --> 00:47:53,469 Well, I for one am very happy 1039 00:47:53,471 --> 00:47:55,638 to have another single sister at the table. 1040 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:56,973 Cheers to us. 1041 00:47:56,975 --> 00:47:59,041 Cheers. Cheers. 1042 00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:01,377 ♪ ["Silent Night"] 1043 00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:03,579 [cat meows] Mm, mm, mm. 1044 00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:05,915 Oh... 1045 00:48:05,917 --> 00:48:08,251 Hey, sweetie. Not at the table, okay? 1046 00:48:08,253 --> 00:48:10,052 Shh... [Barbara] Is that the darnedest thing? 1047 00:48:10,054 --> 00:48:13,356 I have never seen that cat lick anyone other than Kristin. 1048 00:48:13,358 --> 00:48:17,526 Uh, well, animals always seem to like me. 1049 00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:20,997 I don't know what Baby Bean's gonna do when you go off to New York. 1050 00:48:20,999 --> 00:48:23,165 Come with me? [Barbara] No. 1051 00:48:23,167 --> 00:48:25,034 If you go to New York, you're going alone. 1052 00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:27,236 Oh, I'm sorry. I was... 1053 00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:31,007 I thought it was already settled that Krys was gonna go to NYU. 1054 00:48:31,009 --> 00:48:32,208 [Krys] It was. 1055 00:48:32,210 --> 00:48:34,010 I don't understand why you wanna go 1056 00:48:34,012 --> 00:48:35,645 all the way across the country to a city 1057 00:48:35,647 --> 00:48:37,446 where you don't know a single soul. 1058 00:48:37,448 --> 00:48:38,981 Maverick will be there. 1059 00:48:38,983 --> 00:48:41,117 [Barbara] That's ridiculous. You don't... 1060 00:48:41,119 --> 00:48:45,154 You don't build your life around a person like Maverick. 1061 00:48:45,156 --> 00:48:47,089 I'm going to NYU. 1062 00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:49,191 Not if we don't pay for it. 1063 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:51,460 What... 1064 00:48:51,462 --> 00:48:53,629 You're not serious, are you? 1065 00:48:53,631 --> 00:48:55,965 Stay out of it, Debby, for once. 1066 00:48:56,633 --> 00:48:58,167 Daddy? 1067 00:48:58,169 --> 00:49:00,703 Your mother and I discussed this. 1068 00:49:00,705 --> 00:49:03,639 If you go to USC, you'll stay here, we'll pay the tuition. 1069 00:49:03,641 --> 00:49:06,976 But if you go to NYU, you're on your own. 1070 00:49:06,978 --> 00:49:10,212 I don't understand. Why would you pay for one school and not the other? 1071 00:49:10,214 --> 00:49:12,081 Krys, calm down. [Barbara] I'm sorry, Kay. 1072 00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:14,450 I'm sure you understand. Out-of-state tuition-- 1073 00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:16,519 What does that have to do with anything? 1074 00:49:16,521 --> 00:49:19,655 For a degree that means nothing. Oh, nothing. 1075 00:49:19,657 --> 00:49:22,992 Like your M.R.S. degree meant something. Ladies, easy. 1076 00:49:22,994 --> 00:49:25,194 We're not paying for NYU, and that's final. 1077 00:49:25,196 --> 00:49:27,997 [doorbell rings] I'll get it. 1078 00:49:31,168 --> 00:49:33,135 Hello. 1079 00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:36,138 Hi. Is Maverick here? 1080 00:49:37,207 --> 00:49:38,607 Maverick? 1081 00:49:41,078 --> 00:49:43,145 Excuse me for one second. 1082 00:49:44,614 --> 00:49:46,282 He said he was gonna be here. 1083 00:49:46,284 --> 00:49:48,317 Really? Oh, hey. 1084 00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:50,319 We go to school together, don't we? 1085 00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:54,490 We had gym together last year. Krissy, is it? 1086 00:49:54,492 --> 00:49:56,625 It's Krys with a Y. Oh. 1087 00:49:56,627 --> 00:49:58,694 Maverick told you to meet him here? 1088 00:49:58,696 --> 00:50:00,296 Yeah. 1089 00:50:00,298 --> 00:50:02,164 Why? 1090 00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:05,101 Because he's my boyfriend, 1091 00:50:05,103 --> 00:50:07,236 and he wanted to spend Christmas Eve together. 1092 00:50:07,238 --> 00:50:09,572 Well, Maverick's not here, 1093 00:50:09,574 --> 00:50:11,707 so it's probably better if you leave. 1094 00:50:13,276 --> 00:50:16,045 Okay. Sorry. 1095 00:50:17,047 --> 00:50:19,148 Merry Christmas. 1096 00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:21,317 [door closes] 1097 00:50:21,319 --> 00:50:25,221 Well, that was illuminating. 1098 00:50:25,223 --> 00:50:27,189 Oh, honey. 1099 00:50:27,191 --> 00:50:29,158 I'm so sorry. 1100 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,028 Men are such jerk wads. 1101 00:50:32,030 --> 00:50:34,030 This is your fault. 1102 00:50:35,465 --> 00:50:38,367 You and your gossipy friends at church. 1103 00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:41,037 You were probably talking about how much you hate Maverick. 1104 00:50:41,039 --> 00:50:43,606 Wait. Krys, I had nothing to do with this. 1105 00:50:43,608 --> 00:50:46,575 And you probably called Haddie and told her to come here just so I would see... 1106 00:50:46,577 --> 00:50:49,311 Kristin, I promise you, I wouldn't do that. 1107 00:50:49,313 --> 00:50:51,080 Although I cannot say that I'm surprised. 1108 00:50:51,082 --> 00:50:52,748 Oh, of course you aren't, 1109 00:50:52,750 --> 00:50:56,085 because you will do anything to make my life miserable. 1110 00:50:56,087 --> 00:50:59,221 I did it. It was not Barbara. It was me. I did it. 1111 00:50:59,223 --> 00:51:01,457 You did? Yes, I did. 1112 00:51:01,459 --> 00:51:04,527 I-- I went upstairs into your room, 1113 00:51:04,529 --> 00:51:07,263 and I got onto one of those chat thingies, 1114 00:51:07,265 --> 00:51:09,165 and I had Haddie come here. 1115 00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:10,633 That is not exactly what happened. 1116 00:51:10,635 --> 00:51:12,635 That is exactly what happened. 1117 00:51:12,637 --> 00:51:14,637 And I am so sorry, but I just thought 1118 00:51:14,639 --> 00:51:16,672 that if you could see who Maverick really was, 1119 00:51:16,674 --> 00:51:19,842 that you would understand that he is not the guy for you. 1120 00:51:19,844 --> 00:51:21,377 He is not. 1121 00:51:21,379 --> 00:51:23,779 [Barbara] Well, that I understand. 1122 00:51:23,781 --> 00:51:25,281 Apology accepted. 1123 00:51:25,283 --> 00:51:27,249 Apology not accepted. 1124 00:51:27,251 --> 00:51:28,751 Not by me. 1125 00:51:28,753 --> 00:51:31,787 Krys-- Krys, I... 1126 00:51:31,789 --> 00:51:33,656 Uh... 1127 00:51:35,358 --> 00:51:39,128 Krys, wait. I'm old, remember? 1128 00:51:39,130 --> 00:51:40,796 You lied to me. 1129 00:51:40,798 --> 00:51:43,399 You told me you were trying to keep Maverick and me together. 1130 00:51:43,401 --> 00:51:45,534 I am sorry, Krys, but Maverick is a loser. 1131 00:51:45,536 --> 00:51:47,636 He is not worth throwing your life away for. 1132 00:51:47,638 --> 00:51:50,139 Why are you doing this? I thought you were trying 1133 00:51:50,141 --> 00:51:51,774 to make things better, not worse. 1134 00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:53,676 I am. I mean, don't you see that? 1135 00:51:53,678 --> 00:51:56,245 I don't want you to make the same mistakes I made. 1136 00:51:56,247 --> 00:51:58,214 What mistakes? You live in New York, 1137 00:51:58,216 --> 00:52:00,382 you have a cool job, you got away from Babs. 1138 00:52:00,384 --> 00:52:03,219 Look, I know my life seems cool to you, a 17-year-old, 1139 00:52:03,221 --> 00:52:05,321 but I am 34 years old, 1140 00:52:05,323 --> 00:52:08,724 and it's not that cool to me, okay? Whatever. 1141 00:52:08,726 --> 00:52:10,359 No. Look. Look. 1142 00:52:10,361 --> 00:52:11,727 I didn't wanna tell you this, 1143 00:52:11,729 --> 00:52:15,498 but my life has not turned out that great. 1144 00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:18,467 I live in a small studio apartment. 1145 00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:21,770 I have thousands of dollars of credit card debt. 1146 00:52:21,772 --> 00:52:24,473 I just got dumped by yet another investment banker, 1147 00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:27,276 because he wanted someone a little more athletic. 1148 00:52:27,278 --> 00:52:29,745 The music industry is dying. The what? 1149 00:52:29,747 --> 00:52:31,814 Okay, so that last part's a little hard to explain. 1150 00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:33,782 But the point is... 1151 00:52:35,285 --> 00:52:37,453 this is your chance, 1152 00:52:37,455 --> 00:52:39,455 you know, to do it differently, 1153 00:52:39,457 --> 00:52:41,757 to have a whole different life. 1154 00:52:41,759 --> 00:52:44,326 You could not have student loans, not have Maverick break your heart. 1155 00:52:44,328 --> 00:52:46,762 Stop, okay? Would you stop? No, but-- 1156 00:52:46,764 --> 00:52:49,331 I don't wanna hear this anymore. You have to listen to this, 1157 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:52,768 because if you don't, you are gonna wake up 17 years from now, 1158 00:52:52,770 --> 00:52:57,339 alone on Christmas, wondering what happened to your life. 1159 00:52:57,341 --> 00:53:00,342 You know, and just wishing-- 1160 00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:03,245 wishing that you could go back and do it all over again. 1161 00:53:03,247 --> 00:53:05,748 Why should I even listen to you? 1162 00:53:06,883 --> 00:53:08,884 Excuse me? 1163 00:53:08,886 --> 00:53:11,287 You screwed everything up. 1164 00:53:11,289 --> 00:53:15,791 What do you know about what will make me happy? 1165 00:53:15,793 --> 00:53:17,893 Are you really gonna see him 1166 00:53:17,895 --> 00:53:20,563 after you just found out that he's a cheater? 1167 00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:26,235 You've had a lot of years to make mistakes. 1168 00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:28,337 It's my turn now. 1169 00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:50,226 Can I ask you something? 1170 00:53:50,228 --> 00:53:52,394 Sure. 1171 00:53:52,396 --> 00:53:54,930 NYU is a great school. 1172 00:53:54,932 --> 00:53:56,765 So I hear. 1173 00:53:56,767 --> 00:53:59,401 Then why not pay for Krys to go there 1174 00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:00,936 if that's what she really want? 1175 00:54:00,938 --> 00:54:02,938 Now, wait. You went to NYU. 1176 00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:04,907 Now, did you pay for it, 1177 00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:08,244 or did your parents pick up the tab? 1178 00:54:08,246 --> 00:54:10,913 I-- I made it work... 1179 00:54:10,915 --> 00:54:12,815 by myself. 1180 00:54:12,817 --> 00:54:15,584 Well, if Kristin really wants to go to NYU, 1181 00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:18,287 then she'll make it work, just like you did. 1182 00:54:18,289 --> 00:54:21,523 Yeah, but with student loans and crappy apartments 1183 00:54:21,525 --> 00:54:23,359 and three jobs... 1184 00:54:23,361 --> 00:54:26,328 Well, she'll be that much more proud 1185 00:54:26,330 --> 00:54:27,630 when she finishes, 1186 00:54:27,632 --> 00:54:29,598 knowing that she did it all herself. 1187 00:54:32,502 --> 00:54:35,938 But what if she's really struggling, 1188 00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:38,507 and she tries her hardest, and she does everything she can, 1189 00:54:38,509 --> 00:54:41,977 and she's still just... can't figure it out? 1190 00:54:41,979 --> 00:54:44,480 What if she just really needs a little bit of help? 1191 00:54:44,482 --> 00:54:47,016 All she has to do is ask. 1192 00:54:47,018 --> 00:54:49,051 Really? 1193 00:54:49,053 --> 00:54:50,853 Really. 1194 00:54:50,855 --> 00:54:52,588 No matter what happens, 1195 00:54:52,590 --> 00:54:54,990 Kristin will always be my little girl, 1196 00:54:54,992 --> 00:54:57,426 and I'll always help her. 1197 00:54:57,428 --> 00:54:59,895 Are you sure that she knows that? 1198 00:54:59,897 --> 00:55:02,331 Of course. 1199 00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:04,466 Why wouldn't she? 1200 00:55:13,009 --> 00:55:16,812 Maybe she doesn't know because you never really told her. 1201 00:55:20,417 --> 00:55:24,086 You called me Dad earlier. 1202 00:55:25,622 --> 00:55:27,089 I did? 1203 00:55:27,091 --> 00:55:29,792 When you were running up the stairs. 1204 00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:34,363 I guess all dads sound the same. 1205 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:53,015 I'm sorry. I couldn't, um... 1206 00:55:58,421 --> 00:56:00,723 She left. I'm sorry. 1207 00:56:00,725 --> 00:56:03,025 Probably went to find Maverick. Yeah. 1208 00:56:03,027 --> 00:56:04,360 Yeah. 1209 00:56:04,362 --> 00:56:05,661 Where's Jamie? 1210 00:56:05,663 --> 00:56:08,063 He went to handbell choir. 1211 00:56:08,065 --> 00:56:09,698 [chuckling] Wait. Really? I just... 1212 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:11,500 I don't understand why he goes. 1213 00:56:11,502 --> 00:56:13,802 His parents don't go to church... 1214 00:56:13,804 --> 00:56:17,506 Jamie does bell choir to be with Kristin. 1215 00:56:17,508 --> 00:56:19,908 You'd think after all these years she would catch on 1216 00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:22,745 that he's so crazy about her. 1217 00:56:22,747 --> 00:56:24,380 Seriously? 1218 00:56:24,382 --> 00:56:26,081 Seriously. 1219 00:56:26,083 --> 00:56:28,684 Have you seen the robes they have to wear? 1220 00:56:28,686 --> 00:56:32,654 If that doesn't say true love, I don't know what does. [chuckling] 1221 00:56:32,656 --> 00:56:35,157 Wow. I had no idea. 1222 00:56:35,159 --> 00:56:38,727 He told me last night that he got into Stanford and Columbia. 1223 00:56:38,729 --> 00:56:40,162 He did? 1224 00:56:40,164 --> 00:56:42,097 He's just waiting to find out 1225 00:56:42,099 --> 00:56:44,566 where Kristin's gonna go. 1226 00:56:44,568 --> 00:56:46,969 Why doesn't he tell her? 1227 00:56:46,971 --> 00:56:48,470 Why would he? 1228 00:56:48,472 --> 00:56:49,972 She's still in her bad-boy phase. 1229 00:56:49,974 --> 00:56:52,908 It would be a waste of breath. 1230 00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:56,111 What a mess this turned into. 1231 00:56:56,113 --> 00:56:59,515 Does that mean we have to wait on presents? 1232 00:56:59,517 --> 00:57:02,618 Well, yeah. Mm. 1233 00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:04,420 Most of them are for her. 1234 00:57:05,588 --> 00:57:07,823 When I was little, 1235 00:57:07,825 --> 00:57:11,126 I used to think Christmas was so super magical. 1236 00:57:11,128 --> 00:57:12,594 Mm. 1237 00:57:12,596 --> 00:57:15,097 Decorating the tree. 1238 00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:17,633 Making the cranberry bread. [chuckling] 1239 00:57:17,635 --> 00:57:19,601 You getting out the luminarias. 1240 00:57:19,603 --> 00:57:22,070 It just all seemed like proof that the world 1241 00:57:22,072 --> 00:57:24,173 was a bright 1242 00:57:24,175 --> 00:57:26,875 and awesome sparkly place. [chuckles] 1243 00:57:28,511 --> 00:57:30,746 And that good things would happen, 1244 00:57:30,748 --> 00:57:33,115 and that there would always be tasty snacks 1245 00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:37,486 and beautiful music 1246 00:57:37,488 --> 00:57:40,856 and grown-ups drinking champagne. 1247 00:57:42,592 --> 00:57:44,626 And that I'd grow old and wear purple 1248 00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:46,929 and have an awesome cane. 1249 00:57:49,766 --> 00:57:51,934 Are you okay, Debby? 1250 00:57:54,504 --> 00:57:56,772 I feel fine. [chuckles] 1251 00:57:58,975 --> 00:58:02,010 But apparently, the rapidly multiplying 1252 00:58:02,012 --> 00:58:05,747 malignant cells in my breasts do not. 1253 00:58:06,850 --> 00:58:08,851 I'm gonna need another glass of wine 1254 00:58:08,853 --> 00:58:11,119 if I'm gonna sit through bell choir. 1255 00:58:11,121 --> 00:58:13,622 You? Yes. 1256 00:58:13,624 --> 00:58:16,525 [footsteps departing] 1257 00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,628 She'll fight it. 1258 00:58:19,630 --> 00:58:22,097 She'll be just fine. 1259 00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:25,767 Is that why you don't want Krys to go away? 1260 00:58:25,769 --> 00:58:27,769 Because Debby's sick? 1261 00:58:44,220 --> 00:58:46,154 What is this? 1262 00:58:46,156 --> 00:58:48,257 Well, I wanted to get you a present, 1263 00:58:48,259 --> 00:58:50,792 you know, as a "thank you" for having me. Oh. 1264 00:58:50,794 --> 00:58:54,897 You know, I have a receipt. If you don't like them, we can always return them. 1265 00:58:54,899 --> 00:58:57,199 You didn't need to do anything. 1266 00:58:58,301 --> 00:59:00,102 [stammers] 1267 00:59:00,104 --> 00:59:02,137 Do you like them? 1268 00:59:03,706 --> 00:59:05,874 Well, I love them. 1269 00:59:09,712 --> 00:59:11,747 Um, could you put them on for me? 1270 00:59:13,650 --> 00:59:15,150 Sure. 1271 00:59:19,789 --> 00:59:21,557 [sighs] 1272 00:59:23,726 --> 00:59:26,128 We should stay in touch. [chuckles] 1273 00:59:26,130 --> 00:59:30,132 I just have this feeling we'd get along famously. 1274 00:59:30,134 --> 00:59:32,267 You think so? 1275 00:59:32,269 --> 00:59:34,169 Absolutely. 1276 00:59:36,806 --> 00:59:39,174 [Debby] Fortification. 1277 00:59:39,176 --> 00:59:40,842 [muttering] 1278 00:59:41,678 --> 00:59:43,712 Ooh. [chuckling] 1279 00:59:43,714 --> 00:59:45,681 Thank you. 1280 00:59:47,350 --> 00:59:49,818 As a visitor to this family, 1281 00:59:49,820 --> 00:59:52,721 I'd like to propose a toast. 1282 00:59:52,723 --> 00:59:55,991 There's no one like family to drive you crazy. 1283 00:59:55,993 --> 00:59:57,893 Mm. Out of your mind, in fact. 1284 00:59:57,895 --> 00:59:59,695 Um... [laughs] 1285 00:59:59,697 --> 01:00:01,163 But spending time with people 1286 01:00:01,165 --> 01:00:03,265 that know you better than you know yourself, 1287 01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:05,300 that is priceless. 1288 01:00:05,302 --> 01:00:08,637 I haven't had the opportunity to spend this kind of time 1289 01:00:08,639 --> 01:00:11,273 with family in awhile, and I can't even tell you 1290 01:00:11,275 --> 01:00:14,309 how grateful I am to be here with you tonight. 1291 01:00:14,311 --> 01:00:15,811 [sighs] 1292 01:00:15,813 --> 01:00:18,614 To family. 1293 01:00:18,616 --> 01:00:20,782 [both] To family. 1294 01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:30,258 ♪ [organ] 1295 01:00:30,260 --> 01:00:33,128 [vehicle doors opening] 1296 01:00:33,130 --> 01:00:35,931 So Glenn's gonna take Debby to church? 1297 01:00:35,933 --> 01:00:38,967 I like to get there early, get better seats. 1298 01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:41,069 Krys. 1299 01:00:41,071 --> 01:00:43,805 You guys were right. Maverick is a jerk. 1300 01:00:43,807 --> 01:00:46,675 None of that matters now. It just matters that you're here, sweetheart. 1301 01:00:46,677 --> 01:00:48,844 [whispers] Mission accomplished. [Krys] What? 1302 01:00:48,846 --> 01:00:50,946 No "I told you so"? 1303 01:00:50,948 --> 01:00:53,015 Not tonight. 1304 01:00:53,017 --> 01:00:54,950 Oh, I have bell choir. I missed practice. 1305 01:00:54,952 --> 01:00:58,253 We'll talk about it later. All right. Let's get going. 1306 01:01:04,293 --> 01:01:07,829 I look ridiculous. This is my last year doing this. 1307 01:01:07,831 --> 01:01:10,732 No, no. You look great. Yeah. 1308 01:01:10,734 --> 01:01:12,200 Why are you even here? 1309 01:01:12,202 --> 01:01:15,003 I mean, I'm only here because Babs forces me to. 1310 01:01:15,005 --> 01:01:17,406 Do you even believe in this stuff? 1311 01:01:17,408 --> 01:01:21,009 Well, to be honest, I don't really know what I do believe in, 1312 01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:24,813 but I do believe in a beautiful church on Christmas... 1313 01:01:25,848 --> 01:01:27,883 and I believe in you. 1314 01:01:28,918 --> 01:01:31,920 You're the best friend ever. 1315 01:01:31,922 --> 01:01:34,389 [footsteps approaching] 1316 01:01:38,861 --> 01:01:41,430 Do you know what song we're playing? "Silent Night." 1317 01:01:41,432 --> 01:01:44,700 No, no. It's "Angels We Have Heard on High." Yeah, I got it. 1318 01:01:50,773 --> 01:01:52,407 [mouthing words] 1319 01:01:52,409 --> 01:01:55,911 ♪ [bells slowly chiming "Angels We Have Heard on High"] 1320 01:02:05,788 --> 01:02:08,090 ♪ [continues] 1321 01:02:11,994 --> 01:02:13,762 ♪ [discordant note] 1322 01:02:13,764 --> 01:02:16,998 ♪ [continues with correct notes] 1323 01:02:30,913 --> 01:02:32,981 ♪ [discordant note] 1324 01:02:32,983 --> 01:02:36,351 ♪ [continues with correct notes] 1325 01:03:28,838 --> 01:03:30,972 ♪ [ends] 1326 01:03:46,923 --> 01:03:50,492 [Woman] ♪ O holy night 1327 01:03:50,494 --> 01:03:55,997 ♪ The stars are brightly shining ♪ 1328 01:03:55,999 --> 01:03:59,100 ♪ It is the night 1329 01:03:59,102 --> 01:04:04,272 ♪ Of our dear Savior's birth 1330 01:04:06,142 --> 01:04:10,145 ♪ Long lay the world 1331 01:04:10,147 --> 01:04:15,417 ♪ In sin and error pining 1332 01:04:15,419 --> 01:04:18,887 ♪ Till He appeared 1333 01:04:18,889 --> 01:04:24,960 ♪ And the soul felt its worth 1334 01:04:24,962 --> 01:04:27,963 ♪ [organ] 1335 01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:31,466 [horn honks] 1336 01:04:33,169 --> 01:04:36,071 Dude, you've gotta be kidding me. 1337 01:04:38,140 --> 01:04:39,574 Okay, Kristin, let's go home. 1338 01:04:39,576 --> 01:04:42,043 Should I talk to him? No, no, no. You're okay. 1339 01:04:42,045 --> 01:04:44,012 Should I give him a chance to explain? 1340 01:04:44,014 --> 01:04:46,514 Uh, I think that explaining is a little bit overrated 1341 01:04:46,516 --> 01:04:48,550 in this particular situation. 1342 01:04:48,552 --> 01:04:51,086 What's to explain? He is a cheater. He will cheat again. 1343 01:04:51,088 --> 01:04:54,956 This is my decision, Mom. It's not yours. 1344 01:04:54,958 --> 01:04:58,526 I forbid you to see that boy. 1345 01:04:58,528 --> 01:05:00,929 For your own good. 1346 01:05:00,931 --> 01:05:02,597 Why can't you just leave me alone? 1347 01:05:02,599 --> 01:05:05,600 I'm sorry. That's not gonna happen. 1348 01:05:05,602 --> 01:05:08,603 You're a teenager. You're all alike. 1349 01:05:08,605 --> 01:05:11,072 You think that nobody understands you. 1350 01:05:11,074 --> 01:05:13,041 We all understand you. 1351 01:05:13,043 --> 01:05:15,076 We're just tired of listening to it. 1352 01:05:15,078 --> 01:05:17,245 You won't have to listen to it for very long, 1353 01:05:17,247 --> 01:05:19,614 because the day after graduation, 1354 01:05:19,616 --> 01:05:22,617 I am moving to New York. 1355 01:05:22,619 --> 01:05:25,654 If you do that, you will do that with absolutely no support 1356 01:05:25,656 --> 01:05:27,222 from us-- your father or me. 1357 01:05:27,224 --> 01:05:28,990 You know, I don't want your money. 1358 01:05:28,992 --> 01:05:31,493 I don't need your money. Really? 1359 01:05:31,495 --> 01:05:34,095 You can't make it to the grocery store and back. 1360 01:05:34,097 --> 01:05:36,197 How are you going to survive in Manhattan? 1361 01:05:36,199 --> 01:05:38,266 You think I can't handle it? 1362 01:05:38,268 --> 01:05:41,036 I think that you will be back in a year, 1363 01:05:41,038 --> 01:05:43,939 after Maverick dumps you for some dirty SoHo artist. 1364 01:05:43,941 --> 01:05:47,075 And I think that you will be begging us to get you back into school. 1365 01:05:47,077 --> 01:05:50,111 No, I will not. Yes, you will. 1366 01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:51,546 Because that is what you do. 1367 01:05:51,548 --> 01:05:54,282 You make a mess and then you come home, 1368 01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:56,217 and you ask me to clean it up. 1369 01:05:58,554 --> 01:06:01,256 You know why I chose NYU, right? 1370 01:06:01,258 --> 01:06:04,125 It wasn't for Maverick. 1371 01:06:04,127 --> 01:06:06,594 It wasn't for the music. 1372 01:06:06,596 --> 01:06:10,665 It was because I will do anything, anything at all-- 1373 01:06:10,667 --> 01:06:13,134 I will move across the country to make sure 1374 01:06:13,136 --> 01:06:16,404 I end up nothing like you. 1375 01:06:16,406 --> 01:06:20,108 And once I leave, I am never, ever coming back. 1376 01:06:20,110 --> 01:06:23,144 Kristin-- Kristin Marie Cartwell... 1377 01:06:23,146 --> 01:06:24,646 Krys... 1378 01:06:26,682 --> 01:06:29,718 Barbara, she's young. She doesn't know what she's saying. 1379 01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:33,321 How can my own daughter hate me so much? 1380 01:06:34,190 --> 01:06:35,991 She'll be back. 1381 01:06:35,993 --> 01:06:38,393 I promise you she'll be back. 1382 01:06:48,170 --> 01:06:50,638 [bicycle approaching] 1383 01:06:58,014 --> 01:06:59,381 Where's Krys? 1384 01:06:59,383 --> 01:07:01,683 She's with Maverick. 1385 01:07:01,685 --> 01:07:05,253 But we always come up here and meet on Christmas Eve. 1386 01:07:05,255 --> 01:07:08,023 I know. She told me. 1387 01:07:08,025 --> 01:07:10,725 But tonight you're stuck here with me. 1388 01:07:16,799 --> 01:07:20,301 Jamie, how come you've never told Krys how you feel? 1389 01:07:20,303 --> 01:07:22,337 About what? 1390 01:07:22,339 --> 01:07:24,706 [chuckles] About her. 1391 01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:26,708 Uh, I mean, 1392 01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:29,477 it's just never really felt like the right time. Mm. 1393 01:07:29,479 --> 01:07:32,080 Wait. You think she knows? No. She's 17. 1394 01:07:32,082 --> 01:07:34,082 She thinks the whole world revolves around her. 1395 01:07:34,084 --> 01:07:37,352 I mean, she wouldn't notice a meteor barreling towards her face. 1396 01:07:37,354 --> 01:07:39,354 Yeah, well, she noticed Maverick. 1397 01:07:39,356 --> 01:07:42,123 Yeah, but that's never gonna last. 1398 01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:46,828 Are you really an NYU mentor? 1399 01:07:46,830 --> 01:07:50,698 I feel like I've-- like I've met you before. 1400 01:07:54,203 --> 01:07:58,106 I could tell you the truth, but you would think that I was crazy. 1401 01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:01,142 Try me. 1402 01:08:02,178 --> 01:08:04,245 What if I told you 1403 01:08:04,247 --> 01:08:07,182 that this is our Christmas Eve ritual 1404 01:08:07,184 --> 01:08:09,384 17 years from now? 1405 01:08:10,352 --> 01:08:12,187 Like you and me? 1406 01:08:12,189 --> 01:08:14,789 Because I-- I don't really know you. 1407 01:08:14,791 --> 01:08:16,691 Yeah, you do. 1408 01:08:16,693 --> 01:08:18,726 My name isn't Kay. 1409 01:08:18,728 --> 01:08:21,629 It's Kristin Cartwell, except I'm from the future. 1410 01:08:21,631 --> 01:08:24,466 And somehow-- Don't ask me how. 1411 01:08:24,468 --> 01:08:27,402 I woke up here tonight on Christmas Eve, 1412 01:08:27,404 --> 01:08:30,271 and it's 1996 all over again. 1413 01:08:30,273 --> 01:08:32,140 Come on. That's crazy. 1414 01:08:32,142 --> 01:08:34,642 I know, but it's true. 1415 01:08:36,278 --> 01:08:38,413 I mean, okay, you do look like you could be 1416 01:08:38,415 --> 01:08:40,415 maybe her sister. 1417 01:08:42,184 --> 01:08:45,286 Okay, tell me something that only Krys would know about me. 1418 01:08:45,288 --> 01:08:48,223 You've spent Christmas with my family since freshman year 1419 01:08:48,225 --> 01:08:51,459 because you didn't want to spend it with your family. 1420 01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:53,695 Krys could've told you that. 1421 01:08:53,697 --> 01:08:56,431 What's my mother's name? Shelly. 1422 01:08:56,433 --> 01:08:58,633 Where was I born? Oxnard. 1423 01:09:00,236 --> 01:09:02,303 What's my dog's name? 1424 01:09:02,305 --> 01:09:04,439 You don't have a dog. You're allergic. Asthma. 1425 01:09:04,441 --> 01:09:06,441 We spent your 15th birthday in the E.R. 1426 01:09:06,443 --> 01:09:09,777 because of Benjamin Cisneros' two German shepherds. 1427 01:09:13,182 --> 01:09:15,183 You really are Krys. Okay. Okay. 1428 01:09:15,185 --> 01:09:16,885 I told you so. 1429 01:09:16,887 --> 01:09:20,388 [sighs] So, 1430 01:09:20,390 --> 01:09:23,324 in the future, are we... 1431 01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:25,460 together? 1432 01:09:28,397 --> 01:09:31,599 No, we never dated. 1433 01:09:31,601 --> 01:09:34,335 But when I told you that this was still 1434 01:09:34,337 --> 01:09:37,238 our Christmas Eve tradition, I wasn't lying. 1435 01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:39,807 Me and you, 3,000 miles away, 1436 01:09:39,809 --> 01:09:42,744 rooftop Christmas Eve. 1437 01:09:42,746 --> 01:09:45,346 We're still best friends. 1438 01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:48,216 But just best friends. 1439 01:09:48,218 --> 01:09:49,918 You see, she'll-- 1440 01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:52,754 you'll never feel that way about me, 1441 01:09:52,756 --> 01:09:54,822 even after a million years 1442 01:09:54,824 --> 01:09:57,258 of being friends. 1443 01:09:57,260 --> 01:09:59,460 You never said anything. 1444 01:09:59,462 --> 01:10:03,398 After all this time, you have never said a word. 1445 01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:05,667 Would it have mattered if I did? 1446 01:10:08,270 --> 01:10:10,505 I don't know. 1447 01:10:10,507 --> 01:10:13,241 But with Krys, I mean, 1448 01:10:13,243 --> 01:10:16,244 she's still running after the bad guys. 1449 01:10:16,246 --> 01:10:19,347 I'm still running after the bad guys. 1450 01:10:20,516 --> 01:10:22,517 But when I woke up here tonight, 1451 01:10:22,519 --> 01:10:26,387 all I could think about was that 1452 01:10:26,389 --> 01:10:28,456 I don't wanna end up alone. 1453 01:10:28,458 --> 01:10:31,226 You'll never be alone, even if you never 1454 01:10:31,228 --> 01:10:34,229 love me the way that I love you. 1455 01:10:34,231 --> 01:10:37,365 I'll always be there. 1456 01:10:37,367 --> 01:10:38,766 You say that now. 1457 01:10:38,768 --> 01:10:41,603 But on this exact night, 17 years from now, 1458 01:10:41,605 --> 01:10:45,006 you're with Sophia, and I am alone. 1459 01:10:45,008 --> 01:10:47,842 On Christmas Eve. 1460 01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:51,679 I can't imagine choosing anyone over you. 1461 01:10:51,681 --> 01:10:54,482 Ever. 1462 01:10:54,484 --> 01:10:57,919 Jamie, it takes me a long time to figure things out. 1463 01:10:57,921 --> 01:11:00,255 I'm stubborn. I'm selfish. I'm a hot mess. You know, 1464 01:11:00,257 --> 01:11:02,624 I couldn't even ask you to. I wouldn't want you to-- 1465 01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:05,927 I'll wait. 1466 01:11:05,929 --> 01:11:08,296 Even if I have to wait forever, 1467 01:11:08,298 --> 01:11:09,931 I will. 1468 01:11:40,329 --> 01:11:42,563 Wow. 1469 01:11:42,565 --> 01:11:44,032 Barbara really knows how to rock 1470 01:11:44,034 --> 01:11:45,900 some Christmas decorations, huh? 1471 01:11:45,902 --> 01:11:47,602 Yeah, she is pretty hardcore. 1472 01:11:47,604 --> 01:11:51,306 Mm-hmm. 1473 01:11:51,308 --> 01:11:54,976 Kris, um, in the future, 1474 01:11:54,978 --> 01:11:58,546 do I turn out okay? 1475 01:11:58,548 --> 01:12:02,016 I mean, do I, like, get my own car? 1476 01:12:02,018 --> 01:12:05,653 Jamie, by the time you're 30, 1477 01:12:05,655 --> 01:12:07,689 you are gonna have created the most popular 1478 01:12:07,691 --> 01:12:09,457 gaming app in China. 1479 01:12:09,459 --> 01:12:11,859 You own five cars, and you have this 1480 01:12:11,861 --> 01:12:14,862 crazy-pants awesome apartment in the Village. 1481 01:12:14,864 --> 01:12:17,332 Wait, what village? Like, in France, or... 1482 01:12:17,334 --> 01:12:18,666 Dude, you have no idea. 1483 01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:21,602 You are gonna blow your own mind. 1484 01:12:21,604 --> 01:12:23,738 Oh. 1485 01:12:27,443 --> 01:12:28,676 The Christmas mix tape. 1486 01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:30,478 I do one every year, so I just-- 1487 01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:32,513 I know you do. 1488 01:12:32,515 --> 01:12:34,515 Oh, Kristin got you something. 1489 01:12:34,517 --> 01:12:37,485 I mean, I did, we did. 1490 01:12:37,487 --> 01:12:39,087 I'm gonna go get it. 1491 01:12:39,089 --> 01:12:41,356 It's okay, it can wait till tomorrow. 1492 01:12:56,105 --> 01:12:58,106 Debby. 1493 01:12:58,108 --> 01:12:59,540 You good? 1494 01:12:59,542 --> 01:13:02,477 Totally. [Kristin laughs] 1495 01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:04,479 Wanna join me? 1496 01:13:04,481 --> 01:13:05,580 I'll be right back. 1497 01:13:05,582 --> 01:13:08,015 One second. 1498 01:13:21,096 --> 01:13:22,697 Okay, well... 1499 01:13:22,699 --> 01:13:25,733 I hope it's something cool. 1500 01:13:27,736 --> 01:13:29,537 It's perfect. No, I love it. 1501 01:13:29,539 --> 01:13:31,105 It's great. I cannot believe 1502 01:13:31,107 --> 01:13:34,041 I forgot about that. How did I forget it? 1503 01:13:38,180 --> 01:13:40,782 Well, I should probably go. 1504 01:13:53,729 --> 01:13:56,130 Oh. Hmm? 1505 01:13:57,733 --> 01:14:00,468 Merry Christmas. 1506 01:14:28,630 --> 01:14:31,132 Debby, are you still in there? 1507 01:14:42,578 --> 01:14:44,612 [Debby laughs] 1508 01:14:46,849 --> 01:14:48,516 It's beautiful, isn't it? 1509 01:14:48,518 --> 01:14:52,253 It is. It is. 1510 01:14:52,255 --> 01:14:54,755 Yeah. 1511 01:14:54,757 --> 01:14:56,524 Are you scared? 1512 01:14:56,526 --> 01:14:58,226 Of what? 1513 01:14:58,228 --> 01:14:59,861 Babs finding us under here? 1514 01:14:59,863 --> 01:15:02,263 No, although that is very scary. 1515 01:15:02,265 --> 01:15:04,565 True that. 1516 01:15:04,567 --> 01:15:06,968 No, of... 1517 01:15:06,970 --> 01:15:10,271 Of not being here next Christmas? 1518 01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:13,541 That? 1519 01:15:13,543 --> 01:15:15,877 A little. 1520 01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:21,015 But truthfully, after spending 1521 01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:23,217 so many Christmases in my apartment 1522 01:15:23,219 --> 01:15:25,186 alone with my cat, 1523 01:15:25,188 --> 01:15:27,722 I'm just glad not to be alone for this one. 1524 01:15:29,558 --> 01:15:30,892 True that. 1525 01:15:30,894 --> 01:15:32,927 [Debby chuckles] 1526 01:15:36,298 --> 01:15:38,666 Can you do me a favor? 1527 01:15:38,668 --> 01:15:40,668 Okay? 1528 01:15:40,670 --> 01:15:43,905 You know, in case I'm not here next year? 1529 01:15:43,907 --> 01:15:45,740 Oh, absolutely. 1530 01:15:45,742 --> 01:15:47,875 Cool. Can you 1531 01:15:47,877 --> 01:15:50,745 check in on Krys for me? 1532 01:15:53,882 --> 01:15:55,182 I just think that, without me here, 1533 01:15:55,184 --> 01:15:58,252 she might be in need of an actual mentor. 1534 01:16:01,323 --> 01:16:03,758 You got it. 1535 01:16:05,661 --> 01:16:08,062 Thanks. 1536 01:16:10,933 --> 01:16:14,802 Merry Christmas, Kay. 1537 01:16:14,804 --> 01:16:17,238 Merry Christmas, Debby. 1538 01:16:37,859 --> 01:16:41,696 So I wasn't able to change my past. 1539 01:16:41,698 --> 01:16:44,832 Not really. 1540 01:16:44,834 --> 01:16:46,968 But if I wake up in 2013, 1541 01:16:46,970 --> 01:16:50,271 I promise you, I'll change it. 1542 01:16:50,273 --> 01:16:53,774 I'll come home. 1543 01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:56,911 Can you please just give me a chance? 1544 01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:18,833 ♪ [carol plays] 1545 01:17:25,774 --> 01:17:29,010 ♪ I remember 1546 01:17:29,012 --> 01:17:31,379 ♪ Christmas 1547 01:17:31,381 --> 01:17:32,880 ♪ with the candles 1548 01:17:32,882 --> 01:17:36,417 ♪ and the hanging mistletoe ♪ 1549 01:17:36,419 --> 01:17:37,818 ♪ See the-- 1550 01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:39,420 Maverick loves me. 1551 01:17:39,422 --> 01:17:42,390 He said he loves me. Can you believe it? 1552 01:17:42,392 --> 01:17:44,725 Yeah, of course he does. 1553 01:17:47,229 --> 01:17:50,331 You're really disappointed in me, aren't you? 1554 01:17:51,733 --> 01:17:55,670 No, I'm not. 1555 01:17:55,672 --> 01:17:58,172 You know, when I woke up here this morning, 1556 01:17:58,174 --> 01:18:00,307 I thought I could go back and change my past. 1557 01:18:00,309 --> 01:18:03,944 and fix all of my mistakes. 1558 01:18:03,946 --> 01:18:07,048 But those mistakes made me who I am. 1559 01:18:07,050 --> 01:18:08,683 And you really think 1560 01:18:08,685 --> 01:18:10,818 it's a terrible decision to stay with him? 1561 01:18:10,820 --> 01:18:13,320 Maybe, maybe not, but you know, that's life. 1562 01:18:13,322 --> 01:18:15,790 And you are a teenager. 1563 01:18:15,792 --> 01:18:17,091 It was wrong of me 1564 01:18:17,093 --> 01:18:18,726 to impose all of my adult choices 1565 01:18:18,728 --> 01:18:21,028 and regrets on you. 1566 01:18:21,030 --> 01:18:22,697 I wanna change things, I can just go back 1567 01:18:22,699 --> 01:18:25,299 and change them myself. I am not that old. 1568 01:18:25,301 --> 01:18:27,802 [Krys laughs] Despite what you may think. 1569 01:18:27,804 --> 01:18:29,036 I don't think you're old. 1570 01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:31,038 I just think you're grown-up. 1571 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:33,474 Maybe I am. 1572 01:18:36,878 --> 01:18:38,412 Look what I found. 1573 01:18:38,414 --> 01:18:39,847 Kristin Marie Cartwell. 1574 01:18:39,849 --> 01:18:41,982 You did not sneak booze into your room. 1575 01:18:41,984 --> 01:18:44,085 What? It was under the tree. 1576 01:18:44,087 --> 01:18:46,053 It just said "Merry Christmas." 1577 01:18:47,823 --> 01:18:49,256 What is that? 1578 01:18:49,258 --> 01:18:52,793 No charge. Special gift for Christmas. 1579 01:19:10,479 --> 01:19:12,012 Hi. Hi. 1580 01:19:16,952 --> 01:19:19,420 You think you'll still be here in the morning? 1581 01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:24,759 I don't know. 1582 01:19:24,761 --> 01:19:27,528 I'll miss you, you know. 1583 01:19:27,530 --> 01:19:30,831 I'm gonna miss you, too. 1584 01:19:32,801 --> 01:19:34,135 But you have so many 1585 01:19:34,137 --> 01:19:37,138 great adventures ahead of you. 1586 01:19:37,140 --> 01:19:40,174 And some heartbreak, but... 1587 01:19:40,176 --> 01:19:41,542 You and Jamie are just gonna have 1588 01:19:41,544 --> 01:19:44,145 the best time in New York. 1589 01:19:52,954 --> 01:19:55,956 Good night, Krys. 1590 01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:58,125 I love you. 1591 01:20:19,014 --> 01:20:22,216 [wind, echoes] 1592 01:20:30,492 --> 01:20:32,059 Special gift for Christmas. 1593 01:20:32,061 --> 01:20:34,061 Your chance to do what? 1594 01:20:34,063 --> 01:20:36,130 To change my Christmas Past. 1595 01:20:36,132 --> 01:20:38,365 [whispers continue] 1596 01:20:51,580 --> 01:20:53,247 Bean? 1597 01:20:53,249 --> 01:20:55,149 Wait. 1598 01:20:55,151 --> 01:20:56,917 Old smelly Bean? 1599 01:20:56,919 --> 01:20:59,553 Hi! Wait. 1600 01:20:59,555 --> 01:21:01,522 What the-- 1601 01:21:09,197 --> 01:21:12,099 Didn't happen. 1602 01:21:12,101 --> 01:21:13,968 It was a dream. 1603 01:21:13,970 --> 01:21:16,136 [bell chimes] 1604 01:21:34,222 --> 01:21:36,991 Hey, it's Jamie. Leave me a message. 1605 01:21:36,993 --> 01:21:39,260 Jamie, um... 1606 01:21:39,262 --> 01:21:41,562 Something's happened. It's totally crazy, 1607 01:21:41,564 --> 01:21:44,031 but I need to talk to you. 1608 01:21:44,033 --> 01:21:46,000 I need to see you. 1609 01:21:46,002 --> 01:21:48,302 I'm coming home. 1610 01:21:48,304 --> 01:21:51,272 I'm coming home today. 1611 01:21:56,311 --> 01:21:58,679 I'm coming home for Christmas. 1612 01:22:02,150 --> 01:22:05,052 Anthony, we're going home. 1613 01:22:10,058 --> 01:22:12,059 Merry Christmas! 1614 01:22:12,061 --> 01:22:14,361 Merry Christmas, everyone! 1615 01:22:56,604 --> 01:23:00,140 Okay, Kris, you can do this. 1616 01:23:00,142 --> 01:23:02,643 What are you doing? 1617 01:23:05,613 --> 01:23:09,149 Well, you can't stand down here all night. 1618 01:23:09,151 --> 01:23:12,386 You got my message? 1619 01:23:12,388 --> 01:23:14,355 I did. 1620 01:23:16,224 --> 01:23:19,760 Well, where is Sophia? 1621 01:23:19,762 --> 01:23:21,495 Who? 1622 01:23:23,765 --> 01:23:25,699 You really think that I'd wait all this time 1623 01:23:25,701 --> 01:23:27,368 just to leave you for a girl 1624 01:23:27,370 --> 01:23:29,703 who doesn't even like music? 1625 01:23:56,264 --> 01:23:58,699 [Kristin laughs] 1626 01:24:04,806 --> 01:24:07,241 I'm scared. 1627 01:24:07,243 --> 01:24:11,211 I know. 1628 01:24:11,213 --> 01:24:13,781 I'm coming with you. 1629 01:24:17,185 --> 01:24:18,419 [doorbell rings] 1630 01:24:18,421 --> 01:24:19,820 They're gonna be so mad at me. 1631 01:24:19,822 --> 01:24:22,056 They have every right to be. 1632 01:24:22,058 --> 01:24:24,224 What if they don't wanna see me? 1633 01:24:33,101 --> 01:24:34,334 Hi, Mom. 1634 01:24:34,336 --> 01:24:37,304 Merry Christmas. 1635 01:24:37,306 --> 01:24:39,173 Kris. 1636 01:24:39,175 --> 01:24:42,176 It's Kristin. 1637 01:24:42,178 --> 01:24:44,478 And I'm home. 1638 01:25:08,303 --> 01:25:11,405 ♪ Looks like Christmas 1639 01:25:11,407 --> 01:25:14,675 ♪ Looks like Christmas 1640 01:25:14,677 --> 01:25:18,445 ♪ Looks like Christmas to me ♪ 1641 01:25:21,349 --> 01:25:24,318 ♪ It's Christmastime 1642 01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:27,754 ♪ Sunny shine 1643 01:25:27,756 --> 01:25:29,356 ♪ Hey there, Santa 1644 01:25:29,358 --> 01:25:31,825 ♪ Buddy, wear your shades 1645 01:25:34,362 --> 01:25:37,464 ♪ Top the trees 1646 01:25:37,466 --> 01:25:40,767 ♪ Blowin' in the breeze 1647 01:25:40,769 --> 01:25:42,302 ♪ Late December 1648 01:25:42,304 --> 01:25:46,240 ♪ And the weather's fine 1649 01:25:46,242 --> 01:25:49,476 ♪ And I guess I'll never know ♪ 1650 01:25:49,478 --> 01:25:51,145 ♪ While searching this 1651 01:25:51,147 --> 01:25:53,847 ♪ heaven and snow 1652 01:25:53,849 --> 01:25:57,351 ♪ Looks like Christmas 1653 01:25:57,353 --> 01:26:00,487 ♪ Looks like Christmas 1654 01:26:00,489 --> 01:26:04,324 ♪ Looks like Christmas to me ♪ 1655 01:26:06,794 --> 01:26:10,697 ♪ Looks like Christmas to me ♪ 1656 01:26:13,401 --> 01:26:16,403 ♪ Hey, Saint Nick 1657 01:26:16,405 --> 01:26:19,940 ♪ You'd better get here quick ♪ 1658 01:26:19,942 --> 01:26:21,608 ♪ I saw Rudolph on the... 131958