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[music continues]

* Sun's up,
uh-huh looks okay *

* The world survives
into another day *

* And I'm thinking
about eternity *

* Some kind of ecstasy
has got a hold on me *

* I had another dream
about the lions at the door *

* They weren't half
as frightening *

* As they were before *

* But I'm thinking
about eternity *

* Some kind of ecstasy
has got a hold on me *

* I'm wondering
where the lions are *

* Wondering
where the lions are *

* I'm wondering
where the lions are *

* Wondering
where the lions are *

* I'm wondering
where the lions are *

* Wondering
where the lions are *

[music continues]

(Roy narrating)
Of the last six places
I've lived

Montana was the best.

The snow-covered peaks

the rolling valleys,
the beautiful rivers.

For the first time
in my life

I felt like I was home.

Then, dad dropped the bomb..

...we were moving again.

All the way to Florida.

[music continues]

* I'm wondering
where the lions are *

* Wondering
where the lions are *

* I'm wondering
where the lions are *

* Wondering
where the lions are *

* I'm wondering
where the lions are *

* Wondering
where the lions are *

* Uh-huh huh *

* Freighters on the nod
on the surface of the bay *

* One of these days
we're going to sail away *

* Going to sail
into eternity *

* Some kind of ecstasy
has got a hold on me *

* And I'm wondering
where the lions are *

* Wondering
where the lions are *

* I'm wondering
where the lions are *

* Wondering
where the lions are *

* I'm wondering
where the lions are *

* Wondering
where the lions are *

* Mm-hm hm **

Mom said it was so sunny
and gorgeous

that everybody in America
wanted to live there.

Everybody except me.

And as usual,
I was out-voted.

My parents gave me
the same old pitch

about being
the new kid in school.

Mom said I'd make new friends.

They promised
I'd love it there.

(male #1)
'Get him, dude!'

[groaning]

Had enough, huh, cowgirl?

Hmm? Had enough?

Yeah.

(Dana)
'I can't hear you, Tex.'

[groaning]

[gasping]

[mellow music]

- Had enough?
- 'Harder.'

- Tex?
- Yeah, okay? I had enough.

Good.

Allow me to be the first
to welcome you to Coconut Cove.

[indistinct chattering]

(Dana)
'Who's the bad man now?'

(Dana)
'Who? Who?'

(Delinko)
'One-Baker-six responding.'

'We're getting
a Mother Paula's here.'

- 'How about that?'
- About time you showed up.

'Oh, yeah, sorry.'

I was dealing with a 443
over on twelfth street

that eventually
turned into a 961.

Took some time
to button it up.

Uh-huh.

Don't you, uh, want to know
what a 443 is?

No, I do not.

I want you to deal with this,
here.

Okay.

They yanked up my survey stakes.
Filled every one of them in.

They must've snuck in last night
or early today.

Can you give me a monetary
estimate on the damage?

What are you talkin' about?

For this to be vandalism, there
must be some monetary damage.

Like, something has to be broken
or defaced.

Otherwise, I dunno what
to say about your stakes.

It ain't about
the darn stakes!

It's screwin' up our entire
construction schedule.

I've got to resurvey the site

before we start
clearin' and gradin'.

I understand, I'm keeping my
eyes and ears open

I'll talk to my people on the
streets and fix this.

Whatever.

I'm gonna do the best I can,
okay?

Fine.

'What's the deal
with these holes?'

They're holes, alright?

Now come on.
I ain't got all day.

[owl hooting]

[mellow music]

(Roy)
'Every new school
is different'

'but somehow
they seem the same.'

[bell ringing]

'And day one was never
my favorite.'

(Male #2)
'Good job, Nancy. Excellent,
Zack. Alright.'

And that was a great job
with Chapter 5

which logically leads us
to Chapter 6.

Tectonic Plates
and the Ocean Floor.

I hope you have your books.
Open them to Chapter 6.

Yes?

You must be Mr. Eberhardt,
from..

...let me guess..

Montana.

[everyone laughing]

Welcome to Marine Studies.
I'm Mr. Ryan. Have a seat.

- Thanks.
- Where was I?

Chapter 6, Ocean Topography.

(male #3)
'Howdy, partner? Looks like
Woody from Toy Story.'

Hey. I-I saw what happened
on the bus this morning.

Don't take it personally
or anything.

Dana screws with the new kids.
Just play dead for a couple days

and eventually
he'll forget you're alive.

- I'm Garrett.
- Roy.

Six schools in the last
eight years?

What are you?

In the witness protection
program?

Funny, nah.

My dad's work
makes us move around a lot.

Are there any other
schools around here?

- Why? Sick of this one already?
- No, no.

I saw this weird kid
on the way to school today

I don't see him here, so I
figured he must not go to Trace.

He was running like crazy
without shoes on.

Fast. Faster than any kid
I've ever seen before.

You've got a psycho bully
on your hands.

Maybe you should slow down
on the nut-job collecting.

Plus, you know,
it's only day one.

[seagulls squawking]

[upbeat music]

* All the cool kids
in the back of the bus *

* Rubba dubba
scrubba bubba *

* What you talkin'
bout Gus *

* Breakin' the rules
I hope we don't get caught *

* Sha la la la la
la la la la **

Sweet threads.

Thanks.

(Dana)
'Oh.'

N-n-noogie!

Hey, man. Looks like today
might be your lucky day.

[sighing]

[upbeat music]

[music continues]

- Where you going, cowgirl?
- Dana, let go. I gotta go.

Hold up , cowgirl.
You're my little puppet.

Dance, little tomato.

Dance.

[everyone gasping]

No way.

(Roy)
'Gotta go. Out of the way.'

- Ugh.
- Watch it.

(Dana)
'He broke my nose!
It hurts!'

[mellow music]

(Roy)
'Hey! Slow down.'

[gasping]

[upbeat music]

* Everybody get on your feet *

* You make me nervous
when you're in your seat *

* Take off your shoes
and pat your feet *

* Doin' a dance
that can't be beat *

* Barefootin'*

(Roy)
'Wait up!'

(Roy)
'Where are you going?'

* Barefootin'*

* Yeah, we're barefootin' **

[music continues]

[music continues]

[panting]

- Hey, there's a kid.
- Fore!

- 'Fore!'
- 'Fore!'

- 'Fore!'
- 'Fore!'

Oh, you hit him.

- What club did you use?
- Eight iron.

- You alright?
- It's only your second day.

This isn't like you.

Why'd you punch
this kid?

He was choking me
and I was trying to escape.

Well, you broke
his nose.

You can't ride
the bus for three days.

- I'll ride my bike.
-'That's not the point.'

Your principal and I decided

you're gonna write this kid
an apology letter.

You gotta be kidding me.
Who's gonna help him read it?

[chuckling]

[indistinct chatter]

You nearly knocked me over
yesterday. Why were you running?

Maybe because I broke the nose
of the meanest kid here.

I heard about that,
but that's not why you ran.

- Let go.
- Tell the truth.

Ow.

You were chasing somebody,
weren't you?

- You saw him too?
- Oh, I didn't see anything.

And if you know what's good for
you neither did you. Got it?

Mornin'.
How you doin'?

I got some actual
vandalism to report.

Alright.

This time, they messed
with private property.

There you go.

Each tire
is worth 150 bucks.

They slashed
my sidewalls.

Yeah, uh..

...I don't think
these tires were slashed.

'I think they were just,
uh..'

- De-inflated.
- De-inflated?

Yeah, I'll write up
a report on it.

- Write a report?
- Yes, sir.

Why not put out some extra
patrols here?

I'll talk to my captain.
They mess with anything else?

Nothin' else out here
to mess with.

You check out
these toilets yet?

Sure, but they ain't
near as comfortable

as the ones we got
in the trailer.

Yeah, I-I meant
for vandalism.

You wanna go pokin' your head
in the potty, be my guest.

What are you doin'
up there?

Listenin'.

Listenin' to what?

Just step away
from the potty, please, sir.

Step away.

[water gurgling]

Aah!

Ooh!

Oh, come on now,
it don't smell that bad.

[Roy sighing]

"Dear Dana, I promise
never to hit you

"if you don't bother me
on the bus.

'"I think that's a fair
arrangement.'

Most sincerely,
Roy A. Eberhardt."

So...what'd you guys think?
Sincere enough?

Honey, if he's such
a big bully..

...isn't the note
a little forceful?

The kid was choking me, I'm not
gonna write him a love letter.

This is what happens
when you're the new kid.

I'm the new kid at work.
I'm not fighting at the office.

No offense, but you don't ride
the school bus to work. Just..

...just let me know
when we're moving again.

[both sigh]

[upbeat music]

* Florida, I know ya *

* I'll be hidin' from me *

(Delinko)
'There were totally six gators.'

'The largest being
four feet even.'

The smallest being,
uh, 24 inches.

Probably just a bunch
of kids screwin' around.

That was my original assumption

with all due respect, captain,
how many kids do you know

that could handle
a four-foot alligator?

I think we're dealing with
a more sophisticated syndicate.

You know,
somebody that really has it in

for Mother Paula's, you know
possibly a-a revenge type deal.

- Revenge?
- Yes.

Like, uh, you know,
a-a rival pancake house.

That's a great piece of police
work, Officer Delinko.

- And then also I--
- Hey, look, Sherlock.

There are no other
pancake houses in Coconut Cove.

The mayor's calling me about

"Coconut Cove's economy
needs Mother Paula's."

So, go rub those two little
brain cells of yours together.

Get out there
and catch the punks

messin' with that construction
site.

No need to worry, I'm on
the case. I'm all over it.

That's precisely
what I'm worried about.

Nobody in the history
of Trace Middle School

has ever hit a Matherson before.
You're a legend already.

I'm glad I could make my mark
on history.

I wrote him a note, that's that.

A note? That's adorable.
What'd you say?

"Sorry I smoked you. Don't break
my bones.

"Please leave me one arm
so I can eat."

You're hysterical.

(Beatrice)
'We've got a game to win.'

- Who's that girl?
- That's Beatrice, the Bear.

(Garrett)
'Don't tell me
you messed with her, too.'

What is it with you?

She jumped me and I'm just
tryin' to figure out why.

What's her story?

She's a major soccer jock
with attitude.

First Dana Matherson,
now Beatrice, the Bear.

'You must have
a serious death wish, bro.'

[upbeat music]

(Delinko)
'Officer David Delinko,
case number 0-niner-0.'

Codename, Flapjack.

The time is now..

...03:56.

Still no sound.

Still no visuals.

Just me and the night.

A lone wolf..

...stalking his prey.

[owl hooting]

[hooting continues]

[owl screeching]

[wings flapping]

[thud]

Ho!

[wings ruffling]

Okay.

Okay, everything's
under control.

Everything's okay.

So as to, uh,
adapt my vision

to the nighttime
visibility conditions.

Uh, I will now close my eyes
for a few brief seconds.

[owl hooting]

(woman on radio)
'One-Baker-six,
what's your twenty?'

'I repeat,
what's your twenty?'

This is one-Baker-six,
my twenty is, uh

East Oriole and, uh..

[banging on the door]

Uh, police officer!

Police officer!

(male #4)
'Oh, yeah?'

'You could've fooled me.'

Ain't you heard me knockin'?

What time is it?

About 8:30.

You gonna want
to see this.

This one about
beats the band.

Oh, no.

'Oh, no.'

Oh! No!

- Oh, yes, yes, yes!
- No, my cruiser!

Your cruiser?
Forget about your car.

They yanked up
all my darn stakes again.

Hey!

Buddy.
My stakes!

(Roy)
'I knew I couldn't spend the
year hiding from Beatrice.'

'So even if it meant getting
decapitated with my lunch tray'

'I had to take a stand.'

What is your problem?

I think you're the one
with the problem.

I have no idea why you're mad
about what happened

because you didn't get choked

and you didn't get punched
in the nose.

If I did something
to upset you, I'm sorry.

It wasn't on purpose.

Next time you have a problem,
tell me.

And we can sit down
and talk about it.

Like civilized human beings,
okay?

Civilized?

Are we straight on this?

Good, then I'm glad
we had this chance

to get to know each other
just a little bit better.

He's kinda cute,
don't you think?

In a way that's
not cute at all.

[eerie music]

Sure you don't want me
to come with you?

Just keep
the engine running.

[doorbell buzzing]

Hi, is Dana home?

Who are you?

I go to school with him.

Dana!

Dana!

(Dana)
'What?'

Get over here.

I am not believing this.

Hi, I just came by
to give you something.

It's-It's a letter.

Um, so, who are you again?

I'm Roy, the one your son
tried to strangle.

The one who slugged him
in the nose.

You gotta be kiddin' me.

This little twerp's the one who
messed up your beautiful face?

Yeah, mommy.

Look, I-I came by
to apologize, ma'am.

It's all in the letter.

Let me see that.

We'll settle up when I get back
to school.

Uh, actually, this letter
is supposed to settle us.

Me and you are a long way
from settled.

Now get lost, cowgirl.

- Give me that.
- No, not, gimme.

I need to read what that says.
What if it's a death threat?

They're both rather odd,
aren't they?

Yes, they are.

Maybe I should go
and introduce myself.

You're not funny.

Start the car.

[car engine revving]

- I want the letter.
- Stop it.

After getting whacked
by that ball

I wasn't thrilled about
going back to the golf course.

But that was the last place
I'd seen the barefoot kid

and I wanted to find out
what he was up to.

Hello?

Anybody here?

[eerie music]

Whoa!

- This is not good.
- I wouldn't move if I were you.

I wasn't planning on it,
not with cottonmouths.

I want you to step backwards,
real slowly.

(male #3)
'On three.'

- One.
- I don't think so.

- Two.
- No way.

Three.

Three!

- Hey, what are you doing?
- Who are you? Why are you here?

(Roy)
'Name's Roy. I saw you run by
the school bus.'

I'm not here to hassle you.
I want to talk.

You have to get out
of here, right now.

- Let's go.
- Aah. Alright, alright.

Why do you have
poisonous snakes?

That's my business,
so just leave me alone.

Where are you taking me?

Keep walking and don't turn
around till you count to 50.

You come here again,
you'll wake up one morning

with one of those cottonmouths
in your bed. Alright?

Now, start counting.

One, two, three, four

'five, six, seven..'

'Eight, nine, ten.
Ahh, forget it.'

(male #4)
'Fore! Fore, kid.'

Uh.

(Roy)
'That hurt.'

(Roy)
'Hey, Mom.'

(Mrs. Eberhardt)
Hmm?

Is it illegal for someone my age
not to go to school?

I don't know if it's an actual
law, but--

Oh, yes, it is.

Truancy is what it's called.

I bet I know
what this is really about

and I told you that that letter
was too assertive.

Oh, the letter was just fine.

Listen to this,
"A Coconut Cove police cruiser

was vandalized early Monday
morning while parked

at a construction site
when an unknown prankster

spray painted the cars
windows black

while the officer slept inside.

There were three incidents
within a week at this location.

The new home of Mother Paula's
All American Pancake House."

Oh, we're getting
a Mother Paula's here.

That'll be nice.

- Can I see the newspaper?
- M-hm.

Thank you.

You'll notice
that your name wasn't mentioned.

That's because we refused
to release it to the media.

Thank you.

I'm really sorry about this,
sir.

And I-I assure you that
it will not happen again.

- Oh, you bet it won't.
- No.

If it does,
your name will be in the paper

under the headline
"Officer terminated".

Do you copy?

I copy, Captain.

Ah, so now,
what about my cruiser?

Oh, I think I've got
the perfect set

of replacement wheels for you.

That looks like a small key.

She's all yours.

Don't forget to plug her in.

[crowd laughing]

Sweet ride, Delinko.

[fly buzzing]

After reading in the paper
about the gators

and all the other stuff,
I couldn't help but wonder

if the barefoot kid was
involved with this.

So I thought I'd check out
the lot for myself.

[instrumental music]

[owls hooting]

Hey, little guys.

(male #4)
'What are you doin' here?'

What do you and your punk
friends got planned for tonight?

What? Nothing.

That's right.
You better run.

Run, you little bugger.

Don't you ever come back.

Here's the stuff you wanted.

I also made my special
banana-mango loaf.

Special?

I don't think I'd feed
that to a gator.

Kidding.

You know,
I love your cooking.

You know, you can't stay
out here alone forever.

Was there anybody
looking for me?

No. I can only cover for you for
so long before you're caught.

I know. And I've been trying
to stay out of sight

I've only got a few days
to stop them.

(Roy)
'Hello, hello?'

That's that kid that's been
following me around.

Don't worry.

I'll keep him out of your hair.
We are not done discussing this.

Right.

Hello?

(Roy)
'Hello?'

'Look, I'm not here
to hassle you.'

'My bike.'

[dramatic music]

Looking for this?

That's my bike.

Yeah, it is.
Now hop on.

What?

The handle bars, get on
the handle bars, you dork.

We're going for a ride.

* From the beginning *

* I was wishing
that our first impressions *

* Wouldn't last *

* But then you came to me *

* With something
that was nothing *

* And you kept coming back boy *

- What's in your backpack?
- What? Nothing.

Oh! Can I get off now?

When you tell me
what's in the box.

- Nothing.
- Come on, cowgirl. Give it up.

- What's in the box?
- Shoes.

Yeah, sure.

I swear.

Why are you carrying around
an old pair of sneakers?

That is weird, cowgirl,
really weird.

They're not for me, they're
for this barefoot kid I met.

Maybe he doesn't want shoes.
Did you ever think about that?

Why do you care so much
about this kid anyway?

I don't know, okay?
He looked like he needed help.

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

I'll make sure that the barefoot
kid gets these sneakers.

Now get out of here.

So you do know him.

(Roy)
'Well, who is he?'

You won't leave it alone.

Can I trust you?

Of course.

He's my brother.
Well, my stepbrother.

Why doesn't he live with you?

My stepmom shipped him off
to some military school.

He lasted two days
and then ran off.

He hitchhiked back all the way
from Mobile, Alabama.

Nobody else knows he's here and
nobody's gonna tell them, right?

Not me.

About four years ago,
when my dad was still playing

pro-basketball he went to this
celebrity golf tournament

where he met some cheerleader
named Lana.

She came to the wedding with a
son that she didn't like at all.

She didn't even like
her own son?

I'm the only one
he even talks to anymore.

What's his name?

I call him Mullet Fingers.

Mullet Fingers?

Why?

I think you've heard enough
for one day.

Besides, it's getting late.

Yeah. Looks like I'm gonna be
late for dinner.

Here's your excuse.

[siren wailing]

Looks like you could use a lift.

Throw your bike
in the back and hop on in.

- Thank you, sir.
- You got it.

There you go.

Go ahead and buckle up for me.

(Woman on radio)
One-Baker-six, one-Baker-six,
come in.

Got a little police business
I gotta attend to.

Go for one-baker-six.

Did you pick up Captain's
dry cleaning?

Ten-four on that.

Yeah, this is, uh, just
kind of temporary arrangement.

What's your name, son?

I'm Roy. Roy Eberhardt.

Can I ask you something, Roy?

Now, you go to Trace, right?
You ever hear any..

...chatter about stuff
that's been happening

at the new pancake house
that's going up?

No. But I saw the newspaper
about the police car

getting painted.

Well, police officers aren't
superheroes, Roy

and stakeouts can be real tests
of focus for any good lawman.

'Even for a cop as good
as that cop was.'

You see how I'm looking at you
right now? Like this.

You see these eyes? Police work
requires focus, Roy.

- Oh!
- Watch it.

And extreme tiger-like reflexes,
like the ones I just exhibited.

[sighs]

- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

[instrumental music]

(female #2)
'Don't they smell delicious?
You bet they do.'

Pancakes don't just
feed the stomach.

(female 3)
'Take seven.'

Don't they smell...Of course
they do.

- I'm sorry.
- 'And action.'

They feed the soul.
Ah-choo!

- 'Marker.'
- 'No, you look great.'

Okay, okay, it's sliding.
Okay it's sliding.

And freeze.

- Not good.
- I thought it was okay.

We have to re-shoot this thing
before we hit the road.

I don't want to go
to Wherever, Florida.

These openings are getting
old, Chuck.

Getting paid to dress up as
Mother Paula and do nothing.

- That's getting old?
- I didn't say that.

Keep this up, you'll be dancing
on a ship where I found you.

Good luck finding somebody else
who'll put up with this job.

Ahem, Mr. Muckle. I have Coconut
Cove on line five.

Thank you, Felix.

Which means you should
go get packed

'cause you're going to Florida.

(Mr. Muckle)
'Mr. Brannit, what does 100
pancake houses sound like?'

Sounds like an awful lot
of pancake houses, Mr. Muckle.

It's a record-breaking
accomplishment.

I will be the first
regional manager

in the history of Mother Paula's
to reach 100 pancake houses.

And that is the stuff that food
and beverage industry legends

are made of.

It is my dream...and you,
Mr. Brannit, are responsible

for making a tiny piece of that
very big dream come true.

Got you.

So then, why are we
behind schedule, over budget

and on the front page
of the crime report?

Well, we got us a-a tiny bit
of a trespassing problem, sir.

Well, solve the problem
or I will replace you

with someone who can.

- What about them owls?
- What owls?

Well, you know, the ones
we got in the little holes and..

This time, at half speed,
ignore owls, or lose job.

Go out and get what it takes to
keep those vandals off my lot.

Attack dogs, Rottweilers,
Dobermans, I don't care.

Just get that site cleared.

Yes, sir.

[dogs barking]

You sure them dogs
will do the trick?

Oh, please.

It's best you get
as far away as possible.

Alright. Alright.

Just look a little tame to me.

I ain't paying top dollar
just for them to sit around

slobbering, eating tenderloins.

Sic 'em.

Alright, alright.

Call them off.

Alright. Call them off.

- Call them off.
- Off, off. Hey, hey.

Alright, alright.

You can go now.

'Not to worry.'

The dogs will take care of all
of your problems by the morning.

Yeah. Come, boys, come.

Come, babies.

[dogs barking]

Whoa!

[barking continues]

Easy. Oh no.

Hi, Dana.

Hey, cowgirl.

You and me got some business
to settle, Eberhardt.

What business? I gave you
an apology. That makes us even.

We're a long way from even,
you and me.

You're gonna be sorry
you ever messed with me.

I am going to be
your worst nightmare.

Aah!

[bus doors opening]

[indistinct chatter]

What are you staring at?

Hey, Beatrice.

Unh!

Please, don't hurt me.

[dogs barking]

Hut. Hut. Hut!

What happened?

Spooked, they got spooked.
That's what happened

Spooked?
How'd they get spooked?

They're supposed to be doing
the spookin'.

There's only one thing
that spooks a dog like this.

Snakes.

We ain't got no
snakes 'round here.

Oh, you've got 'em. You got 'em
crawling all over the lot.

What?

Do you know what happens
when dog gets bit by snake?

- What happens?
- Dog dies.

But we ain't got no snakes.

Oh?

What's that?

[snake hissing]

Yeah.

A snake.

Yeah.

What you think now?

Do you think Kahler
is some kind of crazy boy? Huh?

We go home, boys.

* Ahoo *

* Werewolves of London *

* Ah-ooo *

Eberhardt...you look sick.

You should go home early.

I feel fine.

I don't care how
you think you feel.

You should call your mom
and go home, bro.

Why?

I know someone
in Dana's P.E. class.

He says Dana's gonna snatch you
before you get on the bus.

And do what?

I guess you got
till 2:45 to find out.

In the meantime,
I'll start work on your eulogy.

Eulogy?

So, to answer your question,
Pacific swells are usually

a lot bigger
than Atlantic swells.

But remember,
Kelly Slater is from Florida.

[bell ringing]

Okay, test tomorrow.

- Wait, wait, wait.
- Be ready.

- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

- See ya.
- Bye bye.

- Okay, bye.
- Bye.

Be ready.

- Bye, Mr. Ryan.
- Bye.

Roy, you okay?

Oh, yeah, yeah,
everything's fine.

Alright.

Hey, Mr. Ryan, wait up.
You going home, too?

Sooner or later.
I got some papers to grade

but hopefully I'll catch
a few waves before dinner.

Cool, I think I'm just gonna
walk with you for a little bit.

Isn't the bus the other way?

Ahh, just stretching my legs.

Roy, is there something
you want to talk to me about?

Oh, no, no, everything's fine.

Then you better get going,
or you'll miss your bus.

'Later, dude.'

[instrumental music]

Ahh, get over here.

[telephone ringing]

Curly Brannit.

- 'Brannit, what's going on?'
- Hello, sir.

Did you get my message
about the dogs?

You're telling me snakes
scared off the dogs?

Well, now, sir, these wasn't
just your ordinary snakes.

These was cottonmouths.

And a cottonmouth'll kill a dog
pretty darn quick.

Really? Can they kill
a bulldozer?

Probably not.

Brannit, I am this close
to firing up the chopper

and coming down there myself.

'And trust me,
you do not want that.'

No, sir.

I told you, it was settled.

Not even close.

Aah, ha ha ha!

Help! Help!

Come on, cowgirl.

Aah, shit. Ow!

Leave me alone..

Ah.

[door opening]

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Um, Mr. Ryan?

[instrumental music]

[groaning]

How in the heck
did that--

- Hey.
- You did that?

You can thank me later,
but right now we got to go.

Hop on, I need your help.

[girls laughing]

[grunts]

[music continues]

- You get everything I wanted?
- Yep.

My mom keeps a first aid
under the sink.

Okay, come on,
we got to go.

I came by at lunch
and found him like this.

A dog got me.

Let me see.

I'm gonna put some
antibiotic cream on for now.

But you're gonna need a doctor.

I'll be okay.

- How did you get bit?
- My arm got stuck.

Doing what?

Got some friends I look after
over this construction site.

Anyway, they brought in
these big dogs to get rid of me.

So, I put some snakes around
the lot to freak the dogs out.

See, I knew the trainer would
drag them out of there

when he saw that
they were cottonmouths.

Does this have anything
to do with that cop car

that got painted black?
Gators in the toilet?

They build that pancake place,
those baby owls are toast.

Yeah, yeah,
I've seen those owls.

Wait, you have?

Why don't they just build
somewhere else?

We tried to tell them about
the nest, all we got back

was this form letter from
someone named Muckle's

saying they'd all the permits
they needed to build.

They don't care
about little birds.

'My brother's been trying
to stall them ever since.'

Hey, hey, you okay?

Are you kidding?

I mean, I feel
like a million bucks.

Hey, come on, get up.
Up, up.

Let's get him to a hospital.

(man on TV)
'The central Florida shrimping
industry has suffered major--'

(woman on TV)
'Are you a big boy
with a big apatite?'

You bet ya, I am.

'Then come on down
to Mother Paula's'

'for her famous all you can eat
pancake buffet.'

[wood rattling]

Hm.

What're you upto now?

This is bad, cowgirl,
really bad.

Don't worry,
he's gonna be fine.

I'm worried about him,
I've never seen act like this.

Which one of you
is Roy Eberhardt?

- He is.
- He is.

[waves crashing]

- A police officer?
- Hi, there.

What's this about?

Must be Roy's parents,
I'm Officer Delinko, CCPD.

- Okay.
- Hi.

Anyhow, I met Roy
the other day.

He had a flat,
I gave him a ride home.

When I heard over the radio
that he was in the hospital

'and they couldn't
reach his parents'

Figured I'd just come by
and find you all.

- In the hospital?
- Oh, my God! Is he okay?

Oh, yeah. Sorry, no, he's..
He got bit by a dog.

He's gonna be fine,
that's the word.

So, are you a police officer,
Mr. Eberhardt?

I'm with
the Department of Justice.

- 'Where's Roy at?'
- Oh, right, sorry.

He's, he's over in the hospital
on Eighth Street.

Honey.

So, wow, Department of Justice,
we ought to get together

and swap stories sometime.

I'd, I'd take you
over there myself

but I'm in this...
this smallish vehicle

and you'll probably
get there before me.

Anyways..

Tell me again what happened?
From the beginning.

Alright.

A dog the size of a Buick
attacked Roy at soccer practice.

He was all chewed up, we brought
him here as fast as we could.

It's true.

No, no, I believe your brother
was attacked by a dog.

I just don't believe
that it happened today.

Judging by how far
the infection has progressed

I estimate he was bitten
18 to 24 hours ago.

Yeah, 18 hours,
that sounds about right.

Because he-he...he passed out
right after he got bit.

It wasn't until the next day
that Beatrice called me

and asked me if I could help
get him to a hospital.

I see.
And where're your parents?

- Well..
- Their parents..

- They work in a crab boat.
- And you are?

I'm..

...Ling Ho.

Okay, here's
what's going to happen.

'I'm going to go attend to Roy'

and then the three of us
are gonna sit down

and somebody is gonna start
telling me the truth. Okay?

Ling Ho.

Ling Ho?

Couldn't come up with anything
better than Ling Ho?

- I don't know.
- It's not gonna work, cowgirl.

Once they figure out that
Mullet is not you

they're gonna put him in juvie
or ship him somewhere where.

Don't worry,
we'll come up with something.

I bet you will, cowgirl.
But I got to go.

Wait, wait.
Where're you going?

To fix dinner for my dad.
I do it every night.

I'll be back in an hour.
I promise.

You're kidding, right?

[horn blaring]

(male #1)
'Hey, come on, get that
tin can out of the road.'

We tried to get a hold of you

his friends said you're
out at sea in a crab boat.

What?

He was bitten by a dog, so we've
got him on an antibiotic drip.

With a little rest
he should be just fine.

- Where is Roy?
- I just..

I mean, I really..

- I don't know.
- You don't know?

There was a boy in this bed
and he just vanished?

And how can you lose the one
and only patient that you have?

- Mom, dad, I'm right here.
- Oh, honey.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

Roy, let's get a look
at those dog bites.

Whoa, whoa, everybody,
hold on a minute.

- This is not Roy.
- Of course it is.

Guys, I didn't get bit,
it wasn't me.

Excuse me, folks, but
we still have a patient missing.

Can someone please explain to me
what's going on here?

I think only one person
can do that.

Roy...who's in that bed
and where did he go?

And I wanna know now.

I don't know his real name.
And I don't know where he went.

I'm sorry.
But that's the truth.

(Roy)
'Let me explain, all he was
trying to do is save the owl.'

If the Mother Paula's people
bulldoze that lot

it'll bury all the dens.
Owls will be gone.

But, Roy,
it's their property.

But it doesn't mean
that it's right, dad.

Those owls can't fight
for themselves

somebody's got
to stick up for them.

That's all he was
trying to do.

We're just getting
settled here, Roy.

Why do you wanna get
mixed up in all this?

I wasn't looking for it,
it just happened.

What just happened?

Some pirate kid hassling
a construction site?

I didn't do anything
to that construction site.

I'm not finished.
Roy, you broke a kid's nose.

You got, you got suspended
form the school bus.

Today a police officer
shows up at our house.

What's going on with you?
Where's that such good judgment?

Where is it?
Where is it?

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

Room service.
Here.

Oh, thanks.

How's your arm?.

Ah, fever's gone,
but I ache all over.

- Get in trouble last night?
- No big deal.

But I had to tell my dad about
the owls and Mother Paula's.

What'd he say?

They can build anything as
long as they have legal papers.

There's really nothing
we can do.

We?

You know what I mean.

You're saying
it's a lost cause, right?

I mean, come on, Tex.

You gotta start thinking
like an outlaw.

I'm not an outlaw.

Yeah, you are.

Last night at the hospital.

That was definitely
an outlaw move.

You were hurt.

You crossed the line 'cause you
cared about what happened to me.

Hey, Come on.

I got something
really cool to show you.

Since I was little, I've been
watching this place disappear.

The pine woods, the mangroves,
the creeks, the glades.

Even the beaches.

And they put up
these giant hotels

and only goober tourists
are allowed.

It really sucks.

The same thing's
happening everywhere.

Look, they got mountains
where you're from, right?

Yeah. Miles and miles of 'em.

See, that's what we need here.

I mean, this state's so flat,
there's nothing to stop 'em

from bulldozing from
one coast to another.

Except for you.

Yeah.

Except for me.

[upbeat music]

[music continues]

Oh, cool.
Watch this.

Whoo-hoo!

Take a peek.

What is it?

It's a mullet.

See, that's why my sister
calls me Mullet Fingers.

Ain't too many people
who can do that, you know?

Bye, little guy.

Swim fast.

[music continues]

* I come from where
the rivers meet the sea *

* That's why I think
I'm so wild and fancy free *

* I was early
into crazy ways *

* My folks said
it's just a phase *

* They were hoping
for better days *

* Now in my line of work *

* I see the sea
a lot more than most *

* I write 'em down
and I pass 'em around *

* It's the gospel
from the coast *

* Reflections
not just replays *

* Takin' time
to escape the maze *

What is that?

* Lookin' for better days *

* Looking to the left *

* Looking to the right *

* Looking to the stars
to shed some light *

* Hoping for a breath *

* Hoping for break *

* Hopin' for the give
without the take *

[music continues]

Now..

You gotta bite this.
Bite.

Look at that!

* Pale invaders
and tan crusaders *

It's huge.

* Are worshipping the sun *

* On the corner of
walk and don't walk *

* Somewhere down U.S. One *

* Back to livin' floridays *

* Blue skies
and ultraviolet rays *

* Lookin' for better days *

* I'm back
to livin' floridays *

* Blue skies
and ultraviolet rays *

* We're lookin'
for a better days **

Seeing all the wildlife
with Mullet Fingers

made me want to swing by and
get another look at the owls.

Change of plan, boys.

Well, look who's decided
to do a little police work.

That should do it.

Hey, cowgirl.

[neck cracking]

[grunts]

Beatrice the Bear isn't here
to save you this time.

Uh! You're gonna be sorry
you ever messed with me!

Aah!

Uhh! Grr.

Right behind you, cowgirl.

Ow! Uhh!

Damn it! Ow!

[groaning]

[groaning continues]

You say there.

Looks like I got me a rat.

Big ol' rat in a trap.

Don't you move.

Alright, I won't.

'We caught him.'

'Caught the
Mother Paula's vandal.'

- Caught him red-handed.
- The what?

You're crazy, man.
I've never been here before!

Stay down.
I'll take it from here.

I'm crazy?

Hey, calm down.
Calm down.

Get your arms up here.
What's your name, son?

Roy.
Roy Eberhardt.

Well, looks like your chubby
little reign of terror is over.

Hold on a second.

I know Roy Eberhardt,
and this isn't him.

So I assume you wanna
press charges?

Well, you bet your cute
little scooter, I do.

Attempted burglary, trespassing,
destruction of private property

and so forth.

You know, you could make this
a lot easier on yourself, son.

Yeah, right.

Tell us your real name
and quit acting dumb.

I ain't acting, and I ain't done
nothing wrong, so let me go!

- Okay, have it your way.
- Oh, come on.

[upbeat music]

Hi, Captain.

Don't just stand there
like a seagull.

Sit down.

Sorry.

Thanks.

A heck of a collar
out there, Delinko.

Just got off the phone
with the mayor.

He says we need more cops
on the street like you.

Sir, I was just doing my job.

Right place at the right time.

Did, did he really say that?

Looks like you reeled in
one nasty bull shark.

This Matherson kid's got
a heck of a rap sheet.

That's what I wanted
to talk to you about.

If you look at his record,
it just doesn't make sense.

I mean, shoplifting,
breaking into candy machines..

...th-this kid's a delinquent.
Not a vandal.

It just doesn't add up to me.

This is police work,
Delinko, not algebra.

Kid's been breaking the law
since kindergarten

and you caught
him red-handed.

- Case closed.
- Well, sir, I just--

I believe these
belong to you.

Oh, boy! My cruiser.

Just remember.

Screw up again,
you'll be swattin' skeeters

and counting cushions
at the boat ramp.

Copy that, sir.

Can't say, uh, I'm gonna miss
that, uh, smallish vehicle.

Yeah.

(Roy)
'You expect me to do
the right thing'

and I'm trying my best.

Well, we know you are, son.

I'll see you
in the morning, Roy.

Tuck, tuck, tuck, tuck, tuck.

Toes.

Goodnight, Roy.

Goodnight, mom.

Goodnight.

Hey, dad?

Yeah?

What do you do
to catch the bad guys?

- 'At work?'
- Yeah.

'Well, uh, we don't chase
our bad guys down the streets.'

The key is to catch 'em
in their paperwork.

Sooner or later, they all
slip up, and they leave a trail.

Right.

It's boring stuff, not razzle
dazzle like you hoped, right?

I don't know.
Maybe it is.

Okay. See ya.
Get some sleep.

Goodnight, dad.

(Beatrice)
'Tuck, tuck, tuck.'

'Toes.'

'Don't freak out.
It's me.'

Me who?

Me, Beatrice.

- How did you get in here?
- Easy.

Sliding door on the porch
popped right off the track.

They all do.

How long have you
been hiding here?

Oh, don't worry.

I closed my eyes while you put
on your very colorful jammies.

Are you completely whacko?

I'm sorry.

It's just..

...things got kind of crazy
back at home.

My dad and Lana,
they got in this huge fight

and I mean huge.

She threw a clock radio
at his head

so I beaned her
with a mango.

She went berserk.

I didn't know where else to go.

I was gonna stay with Mullet,
but he wasn't at the boatyard.

If you want,
you can stay here.

Really?

Yeah. Just as long as my parents
don't check back in..

'...or we'll both
be in trouble.

You take the bed.
I'll sleep on the floor.

No way.

I'm fine right here.

Alright.
Suit yourself.

[sighs]

Hey, cowgirl?

Yeah?

I'm really glad that, um..

I'm just gonna call you Roy
from now on..

...if that's alright with you.

And what's wrong
with Ling Ho?

Ow.

It's not like him to disappear.
He must be up to something.

Don't worry.
We'll find him.

Hey!

You jerk.

- What's that thing?
- It's a bulldozer seat.

What're you doing with it?

You can't drive a bulldozer
without a seat, Bea.

- Don't tell me you stole--
- You're gonna love this.

Come on. I'll show you.

What the..

Shh.

Oh, mercy.

Not the seat!
You gotta be kidding me.

Let's go.

What am I gonna tell Muckle now?

You start by telling me
why I shouldn't fire you.

Oh! Goodness gracious!

Mr. Muckle!

We wasn't expecting you
until tomorrow.

Yes, Mr. Brannit,
I came a day early.

I'm gonna be sticking
a silver shovel into somethin'

at that groundbreaking
ceremony tomorrow.

I want it to be free
of you-know-whats.

Gotcha.

Oh, my.

We're bulldozing today.

- Today?
- Today?

This obviously wasn't something
I could count on you

to handle unsupervised.

Today is gonna be
a little difficult.

Speak!

Well, we had
another incident, sir.

And this time, somebody took
the seat off the bulldozer.

What's the quickest
you can get a new seat?

I can head over to construction
supply in Fort Meyer.

Go there, get it right now.

I'll keep an eye on things and
make sure nothing else happens.

Oh, Brannit, on your way back
pick up Miss Nixon at the hotel.

'I want her in Mother Paula's
costume for a dress rehearsal'

'at three o'clock sharp.'

If you run into anyone, keep
your trap shut about all this.

- Yes, sir.
- Good, go.

Mr. Muckle..

...I just want to say that..

...I've been trying like
the dickens down here--

Get seat!
Get Mother Paula.

- 'Get going.'
- Yes, sir.

- Let's go.
- Okay, let's go.

So, uh, you've had some time
to think about your situation?

I don't need
to think, alright?

That's how come
I got a lawyer.

Hey..

..did, uh, you spray-paint
the windows of my squad car?

How 'bout those gators
in the toilet?

I've no idea what
you're talking about.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah, really.

Now, be a good cop
and get me some donuts?

Okay, and that's the end
of the nice interrogation.

It time for
a little hardball.

Ha ha ha.

That was smooth.

'You just got
to relax, alright?'

You got a long day ahead.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

It's that attitude that got you
in here in the first place.

Remember that.

No, what got me here is that
little twerp Eberhardt, alright?

He set me up.
I didn't do anything.

Huh. Wow, this Roy Eberhardt

seems like quite
the little evil genius.

See you later.

Oh, I actually
got you somethin'.

What is it?

I figured you'd be going away
for about six months

and I thought you might
get a little lonely.

'So I, I picked you
something up.'

You struck me as somewhat
of a nature boy..

...so I got you this little guy.
There he is.

Get it out!
Get it away!

- Are you sure?
- Get it away!

Okay, Dana, you passed
the lie detector test.

Crude? Yeah, but effective.

Today? I can't believe this.
I can't believe this.

- We've got to do something.
- I'm gonna do something.

Like what?

I'm gonna hotwire
Muckle's precious Hummer.

Gonna hook it up to that
construction trailer--

- Wait a minute.
- That's crazy.

I'll drive 'em
to the edge of the canal

and release
the emergency brake.

- You can't do that.
- It'll sink like a rock.

That'll give me time to
come up with somethin'

that'll really
freak'em out.

(Roy)
'No, way.'

You'll slow them down,
you won't stop them.

- We've been through this.
- Plus, you'll end up in jail.

Then nobody in town will be
in the mood to hear the truth.

- We're the only ones who care.
- We're the only ones who know.

We got to let the town know
what Muckle's upto

stop this construction
once in and for all.

That's what we've
been trying to do.

These idiots around here
won't give a damn.

They're all too excited about
having a stupid pancake house.

Look, I've got an idea.

If it doesn't work you're gonna
do what you have to do.

But can we atleast
try it my way first?

It's worth a shot.

Alright.

- So what's your brilliant plan?
- Here's what we're gonna do..

Burrowing owls.

They're legally protected.

This is Monica calling
from Mother Paula's

to confirm that the mayor
will be here today at 3:30

- for groundbreaking ceremony.
- Today?

I have that scheduled
for tomorrow.

That's why I'm calling.

We had to reschedule due
to an unexpected rain tomorrow.

Mother Paula can do a lots, but
she can't change the weather.

- That would be Mother Nature.
- Thank you again for calling.

I'll be sure
and let everyone know.

Okay, no problem.

Hey, if you want
to bring two cameras..

...I-I mean, that's what
WZBY is bringing.

But, hey, I'm just the PR guy
at Mother Paula's.

You guys are the journalists.

Here you go. Plans, permits,
environmental reports.

Make it snappy. I got a conch
salad going bad in the back.

[fly buzzing]

That's weird.

Is there another copy
of this report?

Yeah. The foreman's supposed
to have one at the job site.

Thanks.

Roy?

Say, excuse me,
where'd that kid go?

I don't know,
he was just here.

- What he do, officer?
- It's police business.

What was he doing in here?

He was looking at the files
on the new pancake house.

What is he upto?

Thanks.

Where's that nitwit?

Thinking about
crashing my party?

How 'bout a little artic blast
to change your mind?

ha ha ha

Yeah, you might want
to throw on a sweater.

There's a cold front
blowing into Florida.

[laughs]

Hey, little birdie,
you wanna meet my friend?

Say hello to Jack Frost.

he he he

I wouldn't do that again
if I were you.

Who's gonna stop me, you?

- You asked for it.
- What're you gonna do?

You gonna throw
your little butterfly net?

Is that what you're gonna do?

Oh, no. Please..
Hey.

Okay, you just made
a big mistake, nature boy.

[grunts]

Ouch.

So why are there
palm trees in Ireland?

Because the tropical waters
of the Gulf Stream

traveling north from Florida..

Roy, you're late.

- Sorry.
- Take a seat.

Mr. Ryan, I know
this is kind of weird

but can I make
an announcement real quick?

- I hope it's important.
- It's really important.

I know you don't know me
very well yet, but..

...I need your help.

When I heard this
new pancake house

was being built,
I thought....cool.

I-I mean, who doesn't
love pancakes?

But then a friend
took me out there

and showed me something
that changed my mind.

- 'What's he doing?'
- 'What's he talking about?'

Just, everybody, come to the
Mother Paula's lot after school.

- 'What?'
- 'I don't know.'

As I was saying the..

..the tropical waters
of the Gulf Stream

move north from Florida
across the Atlantic..

Officer,
what can I do for you?

Yeah, excuse me.

I'm, uh, looking
for Roy Eberhardt.

Oh, Roy.

Roy. I think..

I think he's over there.

Ahem. Roy, I need
to ask you a question.

Meet in 15 minutes
at the marina.

(Delink)
'Hey! Hey, hold up!'

Stop!

'Freeze!'

Roy Eberhardt!

Come here! Roy!

Hey!

[siren wailing]

[siren wailing]

'Roy, come on now, I just wanna
talk to you, alright?'

'I just wanna ask you a few
questions. That's all, alright?'

'Whoa!'

'Pull your vehicle to the side
of the road, son.'

No, not my cruiser.
Come on.

That's gonna
leave a dent.

Oh!

[siren wailing]
'Come on, Roy.
Please pull over.'

'I just wanna ask you
a few questions.'

Alright, no more
Mr. Nice Cop.

You got nowhere else
to go, Roy!

Roy, stop!
Hey, Roy, stop!

- Hey, right there.
- Give me a second.

I can explain everything
if you give me one second, I..

That was option A, Roy.

But then you fled the scene
and you resisted an officer.

Alright? I know you're involved
in this somehow.

I got to take you in.
I got no other choice. Okay?

Officer, I'm sorry.
I know this might look bad.

There's something
I got to do.

Oh.

Uh.

Roy!

Roy!

Damn it!

- How'd it go?
- You're not gonna believe this.

Uh, we ran into
a little trouble.

The police are after me,
and we're out of time.

If you think that's
a little trouble..

...then you're really gonna
get a kick out of this.

- What are we doing here?
- Yeah, what's going on?

Mmm-mmm-mmm!

Uh!

[indistinct mumbling]

- You can't do this!
- It just happened.

He was trying to kill the owls.
What was I supposed to do?

We got to get him out of here
now, before people start..

...showing up.

Too late.

[mumbling continues]

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

- Now, where's Muckle?
- Uh, maybe in the trailer.

Hi, Mayor Grandy.

Is Mr. Muckle in there?

Uh, yeah...um, no.
He's been delayed.

Um, I'm actually Mr. Muckle's
daughter, Mary Myrtle Muckle.

He just wanted me
to let you know..

...that everything
is proceeding as planned

and he's going to need
just a few more minutes.

What're you doing?

Looking for the other copy
of the environmental report.

Mm-mmm.

[Mr. Muckles mumbling]

'Three..'

'...four..'

(announcer)
'Put your hands together
for Mayor Grandy.'

[crowd cheering]

Bingo! Page Five.
Yes!

There's a cop walking
this way. Let's go!

[mumbling continues]

Go! Go! Go! Go!

(announcer)
'Good afternoon, Coconut Cove.
I love it!'

'Love you, love you.
Welcome..'

Open up. Police.

'...Mother Paula's
Pancake House! Welcome!'

Hello?

[indistinct mumbling]

[mumbling continues]

- What are we going to do?
- Stick to the plan.

You need to let these people
know what's going on.

Not me,
I can't be seen.

Only you can do this, Roy.
You have to tell them.

Okay.

Good luck, Tex.

I thought the ceremony
was tomorrow.

It is. It was.

- This is classic Chuck Muckle.
- Uh-Huh?

He pulls this last minute,
flip-flop flapjack stuff

all the time.

He gives me
absolutely no respect.

Don't worry.
He don't respect me neither.

- Mmm-mmm!
- Sir, calm down.

- Mmm-mmm-mmm.
- Excuse me?

[indistinct mumbling]

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

- Aah!
- What are you trying to say?

Arrrgh!
Untie my hands, you idiot.

- Wh...what happened?
- I was abducted!

Assaulted! Hog-tied!

What is going on here?

What happened? Get in some
kind of a fishin' accident?

The vandals did this.
They kidnapped me.

What's this?

See, I told you they
was pesky little fellas.

Will you help me
get out of this net?

- We have to get out there!
- Hold on. Everybody, freeze.

Something's not right with
this environmental report.

It says there's evidence of
burrowing owls on your property.

Those burrows were abandoned
years ago. There are no owls.

I'm pretty sure this means
your lot needs to be red-tagged

and all construction
shut down.

I've got a perfectly good
explanation for this.

Now, I've got to get out there.

This ought to be good.

[crowd applauding]

Mother Paula's is going
to be a shining example

of my six-point
economic development plan..

bringing to Coconut Cove
over 12 new jobs.

- What's going on?
- Follow my lead.

Excuse me.

Who are you?
Where is Muckle?

He's networking.

He asked me to make
an announcement.

Um, please, Mr. Mayor,
take a seat.

- It's okay. It's okay.
- Alright.

[inaudible]

Go ahead, Roy.

Who likes pancakes?

[indistinct mumbling]

- We do!
- Love 'em!

Yeah, me too.
I love pancakes.

And a pancake house will be
great in Coconut Cove.

But not here.

Not in this spot because
somebody was here first..

...and they still are..
They're little baby owls.

- Owls?
- Owls?

[people clamoring]

No, not up in the trees, but in
the burrows you see all around.

'And if you build
a Mother Paula's here..'

'...you're gonna kill some
really beautiful animals.'

Now, just think about that
as you're chowing down

on your key lime
pie pancakes.

[engine revving]

Oh, no.

Hello, Coconut Cove!

Welcome to Pancake House
number one hundred!

Get out of the way, kid!

You want to bury those owls,
you got to bury me too!

Me too.

That makes three of us.

We will not let you
kill these owls.

Ladies and gentlemen, these kids
are a little misguided.

They have no proof
of any owls.

You folks, see any owls?
'Cause I don't.

- No.
- No.

There sure is owls.

Why would they come
out of their holes

while everybody's here?

All we do
is make noise.

'Cars.'

Trucks.

Bulldozers.

'All we do is scare them.'

Yeah.

No wonder
we don't see them.

Maybe if we all just
be quiet, they'll come out.

Go ahead, Roy.

Why don't we try it?

Let's all be quiet
for one minute.

Just sixty seconds, okay?

This is absurd.

Okay?

- Yeah.
- Sure.

Everybody ready?

Go.

'Shh! Shh!'

'Quiet. Quiet.'

[birds chirping]

[hooting]

Roy.

Look.

Ha-ha!

'Check it out.'

'Hey, look.'

- Ha-ha.
- Ha-ha.

- 'There's another one.'
- 'Don't scare him.'

'I can't believe it.'

'Hey, look. There's
one over there.'

- 'Oh.'
- 'There's another one.'

Oh, my God.

'They're so cute.'

Hey, look!

'Shh! Shh!'

Oh, look at that one,
right there.

You were right.

Put your hands behind
your back, please, sir.

You're under arrest
for violating state permits

operating a bulldozer
without a license..

...and, uh..

...lot of other stuff.

[all clapping]

Ladies and gentlemen
of Coconut Cove.

Ladies and gentlemen.
Excuse me, Mr. Mayor.

Ahem.

I would just like to say
that I, Mother Paula

am simply shocked by what
has gone on here today.

And you, young man

are no longer an employee
of Mother Paula's.

You're fired.

[people cheering]

You can't do that.
She's crazy.

I do the firing.

She's only an actress.

[crowd booing]

And, Mr. Mayor..

I would like to donate
this land to your town

as an owl sanctuary.

[all cheering]

Can she really do that?

She just did.

And on live TV.

Mother Paula,
that's a grand idea.

Folks, doesn't that
sound like a grand idea?

[cheering]

And let me assure you..

...my office is going
to launch a full investigation

into how...the presence
of these fine little creatures..

...was overlooked.

[crowd cheering]

Guess, I owe you
an apology, Roy.

No problem, Officer.
I knew you were alright.

Thanks.

And thanks for the...you know.

It'll come in handy
at the trial.

No problem. I couldn't have done
any of this without

Beatrice and Mullet Fingers.

Where'd he go?

Hey, way to go, son.

Mom and Dad realized
they liked Florida

just as much as I did.

And they decided to stay here
and make this our home..

...for good.

After all the bad publicity,
the pancake company

couldn't back off the promises
made that day by Mother Paula.

They ended up donating the
land as a wildlife preserve.

The owls are still there.

And you could see them
if you're real quiet.

Beatrice and I became
best of friends

and I never missed
a soccer game.

Attendance was mandatory.

'Left! Right!'

Then there's Dana Matherson,
who finally met someone

who was bigger
and meaner than he was.

What is your major
malfunction, Chuckle-butt?

You've got the posture
of a jellyfish!

Officer Delinko was promoted
to his dream job as a detective

and got his first
unmarked patrol car.

Two days later, he accidentally
backed it off a fishing pier.

While serving his ninety days
of community service

Chuck Muckle was hit in the
head by a falling coconut.

The judge gave him
another thirty days

for lying down
on the job.

Curly Brannit quit his
job at Mother Paula's.

Today, he brags that his
life has gone to the dogs.

Last, but not least,
is Mullet Fingers.

Well, whenever he wants
to get together.

He has his own secret way
of letting me know.

["Good Guys Win"
by Jimmy Buffett]

* Good guys win
every once in a while *

* Full grown men get
to learn from a child *

* Now and then
just when you think *

And Florida had its own way
of keeping us real busy.

* But good guys win *

* Good guys win
every once in a while *

* Full grown men get
to learn from a child *

* Now and then *

* Just when you think
it won't happen again *

* The good guys win *

* So you're lookin' for a hero *

* That you can see
with your own eyes *

* When they don't wear
the mask and cape *

* They're hard
to recognize *

* Even though these
are cynical times *

* Bear it in mind *

* Good guys win
every once in a while *

* Full-grown men get
to learn from a child *

* Now and then *

* Just when you think
it won't happen again *

* The good guys win *

* State of confusion,
we're so disillusioned *

* You turn on the news and the *

* Good guys win now and then *

* Just when you think
it won't happen again *

* Good guys win
every once in a while *

* Full-grown men get
to learn from a child *

* Now and then *

* Just when you think
it won't happen again *

* The good guys win **

["Lovely Day"
by Maroon 5]

* When I wake up
in the morning, love *

* The sunlight hurts my eyes *

* Something without
warning, love *

* And bears heavy
on my mind *

* Then I look at you *

* And the world's
all right with me *

* Just one look at you *

* And I know it's gonna be *

* A lovely day *

* Lovely day, lovely day *

* Lovely day, lovely day *

* Lovely day, lovely day *

* Lovely day, lovely day *

* And the day
that lies ahead of me *

* Seems impossible to face *

* Someone else
instead of me, yeah *

* Always seems
to know the way *

* And then I look at you *

* Oh, and the world
is all right with me *

* Yeah, ah *

* Just one look at you *

* And I know
this is gonna be *

* A lovely day *

* Lovely day, lovely day *

* Lovely day, lovely day *

* Lovely day, lovely day *

* Lovely day, lovely day *

* A lovely day *

* Lovely day *

* Lovely day, lovely day *

* A lovely day, yeah **