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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,878 - Answer the phone. - Where's my suitcase? 2 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:31,800 I'm going downstairs. Who stole my hair dryer? 3 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:35,470 Miss. Young lady. Excuse me. Girls. 4 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:38,640 Hey, hey, little fella. 5 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:41,018 - Excuse me, girls. Girls. - Take the witches! 6 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,270 Hey. Hey, big fella. Excuse me. 7 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:45,772 Come help me make up these beds in the living room! 8 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:46,690 Excuse me. Ma'am! 9 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,192 - Hi. Hey, son! Son! - Who stole my book bag? 10 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:54,323 Big fella! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Little guy. Little guy! 11 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:57,326 Pete's brother and his family are here. It's crazy. 12 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:59,661 - Trish is going to Montreal. - Montreal? 13 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:01,830 That's right. Her family's there. 14 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:03,832 - And we're off. - When do you leave? 15 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,876 - Tomorrow. - You're not ready, are you? 16 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:10,714 Mom! Uncle Frank won't let me watch the movie, but the big kids can. 17 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,592 - Why can't I? - Kevin, I'm on the phone. 18 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:16,178 When do you come back? Not till then? 19 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:19,598 It's not even rated "R." He's just being a jerk. 20 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:22,976 Kevin, if Uncle Frank says no, 21 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,270 then it must be really bad. 22 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:27,564 We're not bringing the dog. We're putting him-- 23 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,983 Hey, hey, hey! Get off. Kevin, out of the room. 24 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:32,527 Hang up the phone and make me, why don't ya? 25 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:33,737 This kid. 26 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:36,531 Kate, did you by any chance pick up a voltage adapter thing? 27 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:38,575 I didn't have time to do that. 28 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,535 How am I supposed to shave in France? 29 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:43,497 - Grow a goatee. - Dad, nobody'll let me do anything. 30 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,540 I've got something for you to do. 31 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:48,126 Pick up those Micro Machines that are all over in there. 32 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:50,420 Aunt Leslie stepped on one and almost broke her neck. 33 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,714 He was in the garage again, playing with the glue gun. 34 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:54,257 Didn't we talk about that? 35 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:57,427 Did I burn down the joint? I don't think so. 36 00:02:57,511 --> 00:03:01,515 - I was making ornaments out of fishhooks. - My new fishhooks? 37 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:06,311 I can't make ornaments out of the old ones, with dry worm guts stuck on 'em. 38 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:10,315 - Peter. - Come on, Kevin. Out. 39 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:12,901 Peter, Kate, do you guys have a voltage adapter? 40 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:16,279 - Here! Here's a voltage adapter. - You're getting heavy. 41 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,490 Go pack your suitcase. 42 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:22,703 Pack my suitcase? 43 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:25,288 - Do you know where the shampoo is, Fuller? - I don't live here. 44 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,874 A house with this many people, there's no shampoo? 45 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:30,127 - Are your parents home? - Yeah, but they don't live here. 46 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,921 - Tracy, did you order the pizza? - Buzz did. 47 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:36,299 - Excuse me, miss. Are your parents here? - My parents live in Paris. Sorry. 48 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,301 - Hi! - Hi! 49 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:39,928 - Are your parents home? - Yeah. 50 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:41,930 - Do they live here? - No. 51 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:47,018 No. Why should they? All kids, no parents. Probably a fancy orphanage. 52 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:51,148 I don't know how to pack a suitcase. I've never done this once in my whole life. 53 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,525 - Tough. - That's what Megan said. 54 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:56,361 - What did I say? - You told Kevin, "Tough." 55 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:59,197 The dope was whining about a suitcase. What am I supposed to do? 56 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:01,783 Shake his hand and say, "Congratulations, you're an idiot"? 57 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:04,786 - I'm not an idiot! - Really? You're completely helpless! 58 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:07,622 - Everyone has to do everything for you. - She's right, Kev. 59 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:08,957 Excuse me, puke-breath. 60 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,543 I'm a lot smaller than you. I don't know how to pack a suitcase. 61 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:15,213 - I hope you didn't just pack crap, Jeff. - Shut up, Linnie. 62 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:17,215 Do you know what I should pack? 63 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:20,594 Buzz told you, cheek-face. Toilet paper and water. 64 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:23,680 Listen, Kev, what are you so worried about? 65 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,516 You know mom's gonna pack your stuff anyway. 66 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,895 You're what the French call les incompetents. 67 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:33,940 - What? - Bombs away! 68 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:41,990 P.S. You have to sleep on the hide-a-bed with Fuller. 69 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:45,869 If he has something to drink, he's gonna wet the bed. 70 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:48,705 This house is so full of people, it makes me sick! 71 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:51,875 When I grow up and get married, I'm livin' alone! 72 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,795 Did you hear me? I'm livin' alone! 73 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:57,631 I'm livin'alone! 74 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:02,385 Who's gonna feed your spider while we're gone? 75 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:06,807 He just ate a whole load of mice guts. He should be good for a couple weeks. 76 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:11,520 Is it true that French babes don't shave their pits? 77 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:14,272 Some don't. 78 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:16,316 But they got nude beaches. 79 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:19,444 Not in the winter. 80 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:27,828 - Buzz? - Don't you know how to knock, phlegm-wad? 81 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:31,498 Can I sleep in your room? I don't want to sleep with Fuller. 82 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:33,542 If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed. 83 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:38,296 I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass. 84 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:43,301 Check it out. Old man Marley. 85 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,765 Who is he? 86 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:53,103 You ever heard of the South Bend Shovel Slayer? 87 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,230 - No. - That's him. 88 00:05:55,313 --> 00:06:00,110 Back in '58, he murdered his whole family and half the people on his block... 89 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:03,613 with a snow shovel. 90 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,992 Been hiding out in this neighborhood ever since. 91 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:10,579 Well, if he's the Shovel Slayer, how come the cops don't arrest him? 92 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,581 Not enough evidence to convict. 93 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:15,250 They never found the bodies. 94 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,544 But everyone around here knows he did it. 95 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:21,423 Now it'll just be a matter of time before he does it again. 96 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:23,508 What's he doin' now? 97 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:27,554 He walks up and down the streets every night... 98 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,931 salting the sidewalks. 99 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:32,017 Maybe he's just trying to be nice. 100 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,979 No way. 101 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:39,107 See that garbage can full of salt? 102 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:42,193 That's where he keeps his victims. 103 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:45,196 The salt turns the bodies... 104 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:48,116 into mummies. 105 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:51,119 - Wow. - Mummies. 106 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,542 Look out! 107 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:32,118 How you kids doin'? Good? 108 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,913 Lot of action around here today? 109 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:37,707 Goin' on vacation? Where you goin'? 110 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:42,128 Do you hear me or what? Goin'on a trip? 111 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,255 Where you goin', kid? 112 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:56,643 Okay, that's 122.50. 113 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,687 Not for me, kid. I don't live here. 114 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:02,774 - You just around for the holidays? - I guess you could say that. 115 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:06,236 - Hey, pizza's here! - Here you go. That's 122.50. 116 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,989 It's my brother's house. He'll take care of it. 117 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:12,325 Hey, listen-- 118 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:15,829 - Hi. - Hi. Are you Mr. McCallister? 119 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:18,248 - Yeah. - The Mr. McCallister who lives here? 120 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:21,376 - Yes. - Good, 'cause somebody owes me 122.50. 121 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:25,005 - I'd like a word with you, sir. - Am I under arrest or something? 122 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:28,925 No, no. It's Christmastime. There's always a lot of burglaries around the holidays. 123 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:33,346 We're checking the neighborhood to see if everyone's taking the proper precautions. 124 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:37,642 Yeah. Well, we have automatic timers for our lights, locks for our doors. 125 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,853 That's about as well as anybody can do. 126 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,147 - You get some eggnog? - Come on, Dad. 127 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,149 - Let's eat. - Come on. 128 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:47,110 - Eggnog? Listen, are you gonna be leaving. - Pizza! Pizza! 129 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,195 Pizza! 130 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:52,449 Grab yourself a napkin. You're gonna have to pour your own drinks. 131 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,659 Does Santa Claus have to go through customs? 132 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,995 - What time do we have to go to bed? - Early. 133 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,581 We're leaving the house at 8:00 a.m. on the button. 134 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:03,918 I hope you're all drinking milk. I want to get rid of it. Hey! Don't you dare. 135 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:07,172 Honey, the pizza boy needs $122.50, plus a tip. 136 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:08,131 For pizza? 137 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,091 Ten pizzas times 12 bucks. 138 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,761 - Frank, you've got money. Come on. - Traveler's checks. 139 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:15,722 Forget it, Frank. We have cash. 140 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:18,475 You've probably got traveler's checks that don't work in France. 141 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,561 Did anyone order me a plain cheese? 142 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:24,105 Yeah, we did. But if you want any, 143 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:27,400 somebody's gonna have to barf it all up, 'cause it's gone. 144 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:31,071 Fuller! Go easy on the Pepsi. 145 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:41,247 Kev! Kevin, get a plate. 146 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:50,173 Wow! 147 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:53,093 The passports! Watch it! 148 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:56,304 Help me out here! 149 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:59,224 Let's get these passports out of here. 150 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:02,769 - Kevin, get off of him! - You moron! 151 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:06,481 Are you okay, honey? Come here. Are you all right? 152 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,358 What is the matter with you? 153 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:11,361 He started it! He ate my pizza on purpose. 154 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,738 He knows I hate sausage and olives and-- 155 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:16,282 Look what you did, you little jerk! 156 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,423 - Kevin, get upstairs right now. - Why? 157 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:35,760 - Kevin, you're such a disease. - Shut up. 158 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,554 - Kevin, upstairs! - Say good night, Kevin. 159 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:41,975 - Good night, Kevin. - Now what's for dinner? 160 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,352 Why do I always get treated like scum? 161 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,855 I'm sorry. This house is just crazy. 162 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,857 We've got all these extra kids running around. 163 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:52,610 My brother-in-law drove in from Ohio today. It's just nuts. 164 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:55,280 How come you didn't bring more cheese pizzas? 165 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:57,448 Nice tip. Thanks a lot. 166 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:59,742 - Thanks. - Having a reunion or something? 167 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,995 My husband's brother transferred to Paris last summer... 168 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,080 and his kids are still going to school here, 169 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,957 and I guess he missed the whole family. 170 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,668 He's giving us this trip to Paris so we can be together. 171 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:12,589 - You're taking a trip to Paris? - Yes, we hope to leave tomorrow morning. 172 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,966 Excellent. Excellent. 173 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:18,178 If you'll excuse me, this one's out of sorts. I'll be right back. 174 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:21,139 Don't worry about me. I spoke to your husband already. 175 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:23,433 And don't worry about your home. 176 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,977 It's in good hands. 177 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:32,275 There are 15 people in this house. You're the only one that has to make trouble. 178 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:35,445 - I'm the only one getting dumped on. - You're the only one acting up. 179 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:40,116 - Now get upstairs. - I am upstairs, dummy. 180 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,827 - The third floor? - Go. 181 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,162 It's scary up there. 182 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,164 Don't be silly. Fuller will be up in a little while. 183 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:49,459 I don't want to sleep with Fuller. You know about him. He wets the bed. 184 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,753 He'll pee all over me. I know it. 185 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,880 Fine. We'll put him somewhere else. 186 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,507 I'm sorry. 187 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:59,135 It's too late. Get upstairs. 188 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,182 Everyone in this family hates me. 189 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,559 Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family. 190 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:10,313 I don't want a new family! I don't want any family! Families suck! 191 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,608 Stay up there. I don't want to see you again for the rest of the night. 192 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:16,361 I don't want to see you for the rest of my life. 193 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:19,155 And I don't want to see anybody else either. 194 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,491 I hope you don't mean that. 195 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,409 You'd feel pretty sad if you woke up tomorrow morning 196 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,286 and you didn't have a family. 197 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:28,873 - No, I wouldn't. - Then say it again. 198 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,291 Maybe it'll happen. 199 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:33,419 I hope I never see any of you jerks again. 200 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:57,568 I wish they would all just disappear. 201 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:57,754 - Where are they? - I don't know. She said 8:00 sharp. 202 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:09,557 Peter! 203 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,642 We slept in! 204 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,412 Hi. I'm Mitch Murphy. I live across the street. 205 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,874 You guys going out of town? We're going to Orlando, Florida. 206 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:38,669 Well, actually, first we're going to Missouri to pick up my grandma. 207 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:41,339 Do you know the McCallisters are going to France? 208 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:45,301 Do you know if it's cold there? Do these vans get good gas mileage? 209 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,304 Gee, kid, I don't know. Hit the road. 210 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,309 Heather, do a head count. Make sure everyone's in the vans. 211 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,311 Where are the passports and tickets? 212 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,313 I put 'em in the microwave to dry 'em off. 213 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,315 How fast does this thing go? 214 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:03,361 Does it have automatic transmission? Does it have four-wheel drive? 215 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:07,698 Look, I told you before, kid, don't bother me. Now beat it. 216 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,083 Come on. Hurry up. 217 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:22,630 - Line up in front off the van. - Did you take my batteries? 218 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,133 - Line up and shut up! - Wow! 219 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:27,844 Shut up. I gotta take a head count. 220 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:32,056 - One, two, three, four, five-- - Eleven, 92, 12. 221 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,600 Buzz, don't be a moron. 222 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:37,854 Six, seven, eight, 223 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,565 nine, 10, 11. 224 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:43,860 Okay. Half in this van, half in this van. Come on. Let's go. 225 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,487 Have a good trip. 226 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,614 Bring me back something French. 227 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:55,246 There's no way on earth we're gonna make this plane. It leaves in 45 minutes. 228 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:58,624 - Think positive, Frank. - You be positive. I'll be realistic. 229 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,668 - Ma'am? Ma'am? - What? 230 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,753 I wanted to let you know your power's fixed. 231 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:06,382 Phone lines are a mess. Gonna take Ma Bell a couple of days to patch 'em up. 232 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,926 - Especially around the holidays. - Okay, thanks. 233 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:12,346 - Heather! Did you count heads? - Eleven, including me. 234 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:17,268 Five boys, six girls, four parents, two drivers and a partridge in a pear tree. 235 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:28,279 ♪ Out of all the reindeer you know you're the mastermind ♪ 236 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:34,911 ♪ Run, run, Rudolph Randolph ain't too far behind ♪ 237 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:41,083 ♪ Run, run, Rudolph Santa's gotta make it to town ♪ 238 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:47,298 ♪ Santa, make him hurry Tell him he can take the freeway down ♪♪ 239 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,969 This way! 240 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:55,556 - Hold the plane! - Did we miss the flight? 241 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,184 No, you just made it. 242 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,353 Single seats only in coach. Take whatever's free. 243 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,438 Thank you. 244 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,732 I get a window seat! 245 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,153 You kids are in coach. We're up here. 246 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:11,989 Here are your seats. Five "A" and "B" and four "A" and "B." 247 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,992 - I'll take your coats. - Thank you. 248 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,953 Fasten your seat belts, please. 249 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,622 - Champagne, please. It's free, isn't it? - Yes. 250 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:23,417 - We made it. - Do you believe it? 251 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,670 Hope we didn't forget anything. 252 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:13,050 What are you doing out of costume? 253 00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,052 Now get back and get dressed. 254 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,263 I'm terribly sorry. I thought you were our Santa Claus. 255 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,223 Your Santa Claus is intoxicated. 256 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:21,475 - No. - Yes. 257 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:24,604 It's disgraceful! How can you allow a man-- 258 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:29,984 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 259 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,820 What do you mean by drinking? You know it's not allowed! 260 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:36,574 But it's cold. A man's gotta do something to keep warm. 261 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,534 I ought to take this cane and-- 262 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:43,289 Julia, get some black coffee and plenty of it. 263 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,333 Black with a little cream. 264 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,627 Mom? 265 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:55,384 Thank you. 266 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,679 - That's real crystal. It's real. - Yeah. So? 267 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:03,017 - Put 'em in your purse. Put 'em! Put 'em! - I can't do that. 268 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,019 Put them in your purse! 269 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:09,273 Yeah, yeah, fill it up, fill it up. Fill it up, please. 270 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,400 Thank you. 271 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,779 Don't you feel like a heel flying first class with the kids back in coach? 272 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,906 No, the kids are fine. 273 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,325 Only flying I ever did as a kid was in the family station wagon, 274 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,035 and it wasn't to France. 275 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:24,121 We used to have to go over to Aunt Laura and Uncle Arthur's house. 276 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,374 The kids are okay. They're having the time of their lives. 277 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:27,416 Yeah. 278 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,503 Hello? 279 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,631 Mom? 280 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,385 Dad? 281 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,516 Mom? Dad? 282 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,270 Where are you guys? 283 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,356 Buzz? 284 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,734 Buzz? 285 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,698 Buzz? 286 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,328 Megan? 287 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:08,999 Hello? Hello? 288 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:12,086 Rod? Uncle Frank? 289 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,505 Uncle Frank, is this a joke? 290 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:19,343 Megan? Linnie? 291 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,889 Is this a joke? 292 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:51,584 It's only my imagination. Only my imagination. 293 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:12,188 The cars are still here. They didn't go to the airport. 294 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,876 I made my family disappear. 295 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,171 Kevin, you're completely helpless. 296 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:41,884 You know, Kevin, you're what the French call les incompetents. 297 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:45,179 Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula. 298 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:48,265 Kevin, you are such a disease. 299 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,559 There are 15 people in this house... 300 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,479 and you're the only one who has to make trouble. 301 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,941 Look what you did, you little jerk. 302 00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:03,864 I made my family disappear. 303 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:22,258 I'm free! Free! Free! 304 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:34,144 Wow! 305 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:43,821 No clothes on anybody. Sickening! 306 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:48,075 Cool! Firecrackers! I'll save these for later. 307 00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:51,161 Buzz, I'm going through all your private stuff! 308 00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:54,206 You better come out and pound me! 309 00:22:57,543 --> 00:23:00,796 Buzz, your girlfriend! Woof! 310 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,555 Who is it? 311 00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:57,937 It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff. 312 00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:01,148 Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here. 313 00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:04,401 All right, Johnny. But what about my money? 314 00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:05,778 What money? 315 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:08,072 Acey said you had some dough for me. 316 00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:11,116 Is that a fact? How much do I owe you? 317 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,078 Acey said 10%. 318 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:16,872 Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more. 319 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,040 What do you mean? 320 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,875 Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! 321 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,962 You better come out and stop me! 322 00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:25,673 He'll call you when he gets out. 323 00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:27,466 Hey. 324 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:30,302 I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. 325 00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:34,223 I'm gonna give you to the count of 10... 326 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:37,434 to get your ugly, yellow, 327 00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:39,645 no-good keister off my property... 328 00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:41,814 before I pump your guts full of lead. 329 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:44,525 All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin'. 330 00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:47,152 One, two, ten! 331 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:04,837 Keep the change, ya filthy animal. 332 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:08,090 Mom! 333 00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:22,021 What's the matter? 334 00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:24,523 Honey? 335 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:28,152 - I have a terrible feeling. - About what? 336 00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:31,363 That we didn't do something. 337 00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:34,783 No, you feel that way because we left in such a hurry. 338 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,952 We took care of everything. Believe me, we did. 339 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,203 Did I turn off the coffee? 340 00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:41,206 No. I did. 341 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,292 Did you lock up? 342 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,294 Yeah. 343 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:48,047 Did you close the garage? 344 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:53,886 That's it. I forgot to close the garage. That's it. 345 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:01,810 No, that's not it. 346 00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:05,189 What else could we be forgetting? 347 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,320 Kevin! 348 00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:40,224 Whoa! 349 00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:45,020 Whoa! Whoa! 350 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:56,990 The captain's doing all he can. Your phones are still out of order. 351 00:26:57,074 --> 00:27:01,495 We'll call as soon as we land, Kate. I'm sure everything's okay. 352 00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:05,207 It's horrible. Horrible. Just horrible. 353 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:08,377 How could we do this? We forgot him. 354 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,754 We didn't forget him. We just... miscounted. 355 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,133 What kind of mother am I? 356 00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:17,970 If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses. 357 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,310 Five families gone on one block alone. 358 00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:28,313 They all told me from their own mouths. 359 00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:30,357 It's almost too easy. 360 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:34,361 Check it out. All the houses with nobody home... 361 00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:37,573 have automatic timers on their lights. 362 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:40,576 But I got it all figured out. Watch this. 363 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,539 Number 664 will be going on... 364 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:48,876 right about... now. 365 00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:53,714 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 366 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:56,383 Number 672, 367 00:27:57,593 --> 00:28:00,262 right... now. 368 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:03,599 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 369 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:07,936 671... now. 370 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:13,400 And that's the one, Marvin. That's the silver tuna. 371 00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:15,652 It's very "G." 372 00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:18,697 Very "G," It's loaded. 373 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:21,200 It's got lots of topflight goods. 374 00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:24,745 - Stereos, VCR's. - Toys. 375 00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:29,333 Probably lookin' at some very fine jewelry. Possible cash hoard. 376 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:33,670 Odd marketable securities. Who knows? 377 00:28:33,754 --> 00:28:35,964 It's a gem. 378 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,050 Grab your crowbar. 379 00:28:39,343 --> 00:28:41,303 Crowbars up. 380 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:47,893 ♪ You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch ♪ 381 00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:52,105 ♪ You're the king of sinful sots ♪ 382 00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:56,735 ♪ Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots ♪ 383 00:28:56,818 --> 00:29:00,447 ♪ Mr. Grinch ♪ 384 00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:03,742 You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich-- 385 00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:41,947 Which way? 386 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,283 We'll go around back down the basement. Follow me. 387 00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:06,263 I thought you said they were gone. 388 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:08,181 They were supposed to leave this morning. 389 00:30:08,265 --> 00:30:10,183 Let's get out of here. 390 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,264 We have to use the phone, please. 391 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:52,142 It's an emergency. We really have to make a call. 392 00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:55,270 Please! Our brother's home alone. 393 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:58,607 - Give us the phone! - Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. 394 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:01,693 Peter, I'm gonna call the police. Why don't you book us a flight home. 395 00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:06,406 Get some change out of here. Call everybody you know. Leslie. 396 00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:09,743 Here's my address book. You and Frank call everybody who lives on our street. 397 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:11,745 Maybe somebody can help us. 398 00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:15,957 Hello? Hello? Hello? She'll have to call you back. 399 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:25,008 This is ridiculous. Only a wimp would be hiding under a bed. 400 00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:29,221 And I can't be a wimp. I'm the man of the house. 401 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,398 Hey! I'm not afraid anymore! 402 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:44,778 I said, I'm not afraid anymore! 403 00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:47,781 Do you hear me? I'm not afraid anymore! 404 00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:20,730 Village Police Department. 405 00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:24,359 Hi. Look, I'm calling from Paris. I have a son who's home alone. 406 00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:27,863 Our phones are out of order, so I'd like somebody to go to our house... 407 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,865 and tell him we're coming home to get him. 408 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:32,033 Let me connect you with Family Crisis Intervention. 409 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:34,953 - It's not a family crisis. - Hold on. 410 00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:40,375 Larry, can you pick up? There's some lady on hold, sounds kind of hyper. 411 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:43,211 - What line, Rose? - Two. 412 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:45,922 Family Crisis Intervention. Sergeant Balzak. 413 00:32:46,006 --> 00:32:49,009 I am calling from Paris. I have a son who's home alone. 414 00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:51,011 Has the child been involved in a violent altercation... 415 00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:53,930 with a drunken and/or mentally ill member of his immediate family? 416 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:55,098 No. 417 00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:57,976 Has he been involved in a household accident? 418 00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:00,312 I don't know. I don't-- I hope not. 419 00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:02,898 Has the child ingested any poison... 420 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:05,692 and/or any other object that has become lodged in his throat? 421 00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:09,362 No, he's just home alone! I would like somebody to go over to the house... 422 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:12,324 and see that he's all right, just to check on him. 423 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:16,036 You want us to go to your house just to check on him? 424 00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:17,412 Yes! 425 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,623 Let me connect you with the police department. 426 00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:22,209 - They just transferred me to you. - Rose? 427 00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:24,753 - Yeah? - Hyper on two. Hold on, please. 428 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:28,798 No, please don't hang up. Please, don't-- Any luck? 429 00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:32,511 No. We couldn't get anybody. 430 00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:33,720 Leslie? 431 00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:36,431 I'm sorry, Kate. Nothing but a bunch of answering machines. 432 00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:42,312 Somebody pick up. Pick up! 433 00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:44,940 - Hi, ma'am. It's you again. - Yeah, hi. Look. 434 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,901 I'm calling from Paris. I have a son who's home alone, and I-- 435 00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:51,947 Okay, okay. We'll send a policeman over to your house to check on your son. 436 00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:24,938 There's no one home. The house looks secure. 437 00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:28,066 - Tell 'em to count their kids again. - Ten-four. 438 00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:30,694 I can't believe you can't bump somebody or ask somebody-- 439 00:34:30,777 --> 00:34:33,530 I'm sorry, but there's no way I can do that. 440 00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:35,532 Isn't there a way if you ask somebody? 441 00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:38,159 - If you explained this is an emergency. - I wish I could-- 442 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:40,704 They're sending a policeman over to the house to check on Kevin. 443 00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:43,832 That's a relief. Everything here is booked. 444 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,166 There's nothing to Chicago? 445 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:48,545 There's nothing to Chicago, New York, Nashville. You name it. Everything's gone. 446 00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:53,049 - What about a private plane? - No, I'm sorry. We don't do that. 447 00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:56,219 The only thing they have is a booking for all of us on Friday morning. 448 00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:58,555 Friday morning? That's two days away. 449 00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:01,057 Look, honey, the kids are exhausted. You are exhausted. 450 00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:03,852 There's absolutely nothing more we can do in this airport. 451 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:08,023 I say we go to Rob's, call the police again, and they can get back to us. 452 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:11,943 Kevin is home all by himself. I'm not leaving here unless it's on an airplane. 453 00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:13,945 Madame, we are doing everything we can. 454 00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:17,991 If you want to stay at the airport, maybe we can get you on standby. 455 00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:21,494 It is a possibility that a seat will open up. 456 00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:24,706 - Is that okay? - Yes. I'll wait. 457 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:27,751 ♪ Bells will be ringing ♪ 458 00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:29,753 ♪ The glad, glad news ♪ 459 00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:33,465 - Bye. I'll miss you. - Bye. 460 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:35,842 - Find Kevin. - ♪ What a Christmas ♪ 461 00:35:35,925 --> 00:35:38,553 - ♪ To have the blues ♪ - Don't you get lost. 462 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:40,805 Good-bye. 463 00:35:40,889 --> 00:35:42,766 Good-bye, Kate. 464 00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:47,270 ♪ Please come home for Christmas ♪ 465 00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:51,483 ♪ 'Cause I'll be happy at Christmas ♪ 466 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:53,568 ♪ Once again ♪♪ 467 00:35:56,655 --> 00:36:00,200 I took a shower, washing every body part with actual soap, 468 00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:04,829 including all my major crevices, including in between my toes and in my belly button, 469 00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:07,374 which I never did before, but sort of enjoyed. 470 00:36:07,457 --> 00:36:10,126 I washed my hair with adult-formula shampoo... 471 00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:13,380 and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. 472 00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:17,509 I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. 473 00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:19,594 Other than that, I'm in good shape. 474 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,880 Whoa! 475 00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:13,106 All right! Buzz's life savings. 476 00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:43,094 I thought the Murphys went to Florida. 477 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:02,530 You know, you're one of the great cat burglars of the world, Marv. 478 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,491 You think you could keep it down a little in there? 479 00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:10,121 Hi, you've reached the Murphys. Please leave a message after you hear the beep. 480 00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:12,290 Chuck, this is Peter McCallister again, 481 00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:15,001 and we're still in Paris at my brother's apartment. 482 00:38:15,084 --> 00:38:18,213 Let me give you the number here, okay? The country code is 3-3. 483 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:20,173 The area code is 1 -4. 484 00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:23,843 And the number is 694-8764. 485 00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:25,720 - Hey, Harry? - Yeah? 486 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:28,681 That house we were at last night, was that the McCallisters? 487 00:38:28,765 --> 00:38:31,184 - Yeah. - Call me in Paris. 488 00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:33,853 You're right. They're gone. 489 00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:40,109 - I knew they were. - Silver tuna tonight. 490 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:44,239 Wow. 491 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,329 How may I help you? 492 00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:55,291 Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association? 493 00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:58,127 Well, I don't know. 494 00:38:58,211 --> 00:39:02,048 - It doesn't say, hon. - Can you please find out? 495 00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:07,053 - Herb! - Yeah? 496 00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:10,974 I've got a question here about a toothbrush. 497 00:39:16,479 --> 00:39:20,775 Do you know, is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association? 498 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:22,819 I don't know. 499 00:39:43,590 --> 00:39:48,011 - Just tell him that-- -Hon, you pay for that here. 500 00:39:48,094 --> 00:39:50,054 Why don't you just tell him it's approved? 501 00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:53,516 Wait, son, you have to pay for that toothbrush. Son? 502 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,560 Son! Hey! 503 00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:59,397 Jimmy! Stop that boy! 504 00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:06,154 Hey! Hey! 505 00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:09,866 Shoplifter! 506 00:40:13,036 --> 00:40:14,954 Hey! Hey, kid! 507 00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:17,665 Come back here! 508 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:20,501 Watch it! 509 00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:23,671 Come back here! 510 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:27,675 Stop it, will ya! Come here! 511 00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:32,472 Whoa! Whoa! 512 00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:37,477 Whoa! Whoa! 513 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:42,440 Yeehaw! 514 00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:08,257 I'm a criminal. 515 00:41:35,368 --> 00:41:38,162 What's so funny? 516 00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:40,915 What's so funny? What are you laughin' at? 517 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:45,503 You did it again, didn't you? 518 00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:48,297 You left the water runnin', didn't you? 519 00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:51,592 What's wrong with you? I told you not to do it. 520 00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:53,594 Harry, it's our calling card. 521 00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:56,389 - Calling card. - All the great ones leave their mark. 522 00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:58,433 We're the "Wet Bandits." 523 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:01,394 You're sick, you know that? You're really sick. 524 00:42:01,477 --> 00:42:03,396 - I'm not sick. - Yes, you are. 525 00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:05,440 - I'm not sick! - That's a sick thing to do! 526 00:42:12,155 --> 00:42:13,239 We don't need that heat. 527 00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:16,159 Don't tell me what to do. I can do it if I want to. 528 00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:19,078 - You're sick. - I'm not sick. 529 00:42:19,162 --> 00:42:22,248 Hey, watch out! 530 00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:32,383 Hey. Hey! You gotta watch out for traffic, son, you know? 531 00:42:32,467 --> 00:42:34,886 - Sorry. - Damn. 532 00:42:34,969 --> 00:42:37,263 Santy don't visit the funeral homes, little buddy. 533 00:42:37,346 --> 00:42:39,515 Okay, okay. 534 00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:42,977 Merry Christmas. 535 00:42:52,361 --> 00:42:53,321 What's the matter? 536 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,740 I don't like the way that kid looked at me. 537 00:42:55,823 --> 00:42:57,700 - Did you see that? - You ever seen him before? 538 00:42:57,784 --> 00:43:00,578 I saw a hundred kids this week. 539 00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:03,164 Let's see what house he goes into. 540 00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:37,031 Why is he goin' faster? 541 00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:41,577 I told you something's wrong. I knew he looked at me weird. Why would he run? 542 00:44:16,946 --> 00:44:21,033 - Maybe he went in the church. - I'm not goin' in there. 543 00:44:21,117 --> 00:44:23,911 - Me neither. - Let's get out of here. 544 00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:45,725 When those guys come back, I'll be ready. 545 00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:55,318 ♪ Rockin' around the Christmas tree ♪ 546 00:44:55,401 --> 00:44:59,197 ♪ At the Christmas party hop ♪ 547 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,325 ♪ Mistletoe hung where you can see ♪ 548 00:45:02,408 --> 00:45:04,785 ♪ Every couple tries to stop ♪ 549 00:45:04,869 --> 00:45:08,831 ♪ Rockin' around the Christmas tree ♪ 550 00:45:08,915 --> 00:45:11,250 ♪ Have a happy holiday ♪ 551 00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:13,920 - Did they come back? - From Paris? 552 00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:16,631 ♪ Everyone dancing merrily ♪ 553 00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:19,133 ♪ In the new old-fashioned way ♪ 554 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:37,443 ♪ You will get a sentimental feeling ♪ 555 00:45:37,526 --> 00:45:39,654 ♪ When you hear ♪ 556 00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:42,615 ♪ Voices singing Let's be jolly ♪ 557 00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:46,244 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 558 00:45:46,327 --> 00:45:49,455 ♪ Rockin' around the Christmas tree ♪ 559 00:45:49,538 --> 00:45:52,500 We'll come back tomorrow. Maybe they'll be gone by then. 560 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:56,712 We'd better get out of here before somebody sees us. 561 00:45:56,796 --> 00:46:01,759 ♪ In the new old-fashioned way♪♪ 562 00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:27,618 Attention! Attention! 563 00:46:27,702 --> 00:46:31,622 - Look what I have found in "ze" kitchen! - Frank, those are for later. 564 00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:35,001 Frank? 565 00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:38,921 Mes petites enfants, do you want a little shrimp? 566 00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:42,300 Oper-- Do you speak English? 567 00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:45,219 Parlez anglais? 568 00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:47,305 Is there-- I mean-- 569 00:46:47,388 --> 00:46:52,226 Est ce qui un person qui parle anglais? 570 00:46:52,310 --> 00:46:53,227 Did you get anybody? 571 00:46:53,311 --> 00:46:55,479 I'm looking for my son! Do you know where he is? 572 00:46:55,563 --> 00:47:00,901 I can't find anybody. They've all gone shopping. Nobody's home for the holidays. 573 00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:03,112 Never mind. Forget it. 574 00:47:03,195 --> 00:47:05,239 This is so pointless. 575 00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:09,076 - What? - We're here rotting in this apartment. 576 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,370 Kevin's at home. Mom's at the airport. 577 00:47:11,454 --> 00:47:13,622 - So? - You're not at all worried about Kevin? 578 00:47:13,706 --> 00:47:15,750 Why should I be? 579 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:19,378 He's acted like a jerk too many times, and this time he caught it in the butt. 580 00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:24,050 But he's so little and helpless. Don't you think he's flipped out? 581 00:47:24,133 --> 00:47:27,345 The little trout can use a couple of days in the real world. 582 00:47:27,428 --> 00:47:29,805 You're not worried that something might happen to him? 583 00:47:29,889 --> 00:47:32,350 No. For three reasons. 584 00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:35,102 I'm not that lucky. 585 00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:37,521 Two: We have smoke detectors. 586 00:47:37,605 --> 00:47:41,567 And "D": We live in the most boring street in the United States of America... 587 00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:46,072 where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen, period. 588 00:48:13,182 --> 00:48:14,350 Who is it? 589 00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:16,602 It's Little Nero's, sir. I have your pizza. 590 00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:19,855 Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here. 591 00:48:19,939 --> 00:48:22,775 Okay. 592 00:48:22,858 --> 00:48:25,069 Um, well, what about the money? 593 00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:27,863 What money? 594 00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:31,367 Well, you have to pay for your pizza, sir. 595 00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:33,744 Is that a fact? 596 00:48:33,828 --> 00:48:36,038 How much do I owe you? 597 00:48:36,122 --> 00:48:39,417 That'll be 11.80, sir. 598 00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:49,135 Keep the change, ya filthy animal. 599 00:48:51,011 --> 00:48:52,930 - Cheapskate. - Hey. 600 00:48:53,013 --> 00:48:56,809 I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, 601 00:48:56,892 --> 00:49:00,229 yellow, no-good keister off my property... 602 00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:02,481 before I pump your guts full of lead. 603 00:49:02,565 --> 00:49:04,525 One, two, ten! 604 00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:36,515 A lovely cheese pizza just for me. 605 00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:42,188 To Dallas-Fort Worth. 606 00:49:45,566 --> 00:49:48,027 We have the $500, the pocket translator, 607 00:49:48,110 --> 00:49:50,779 the two first-class seats-- that's an upgrade from your coach-- 608 00:49:50,863 --> 00:49:54,658 - Is that a real Rolex? - Do you think it is? 609 00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:57,411 - No. - But who can tell? 610 00:49:57,495 --> 00:50:01,457 - I also have a ring. - That is beautiful! 611 00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:04,126 Come on. They're boarding. 612 00:50:04,210 --> 00:50:07,713 This gal has offered us two first-class tickets if we go Friday. 613 00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:11,300 Plus a ring, a watch, a pocket translator, $500 and-- 614 00:50:11,383 --> 00:50:14,178 - The earrings. You love the earrings. - She's got her own earrings. 615 00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:16,931 A whole shoe box full of 'em. Dangley ones. 616 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,974 - Come on, come on. - No, but-- 617 00:50:19,058 --> 00:50:21,101 I'm desperate. 618 00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:23,103 I'm begging you. 619 00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:26,649 From a mother to a mother, please. 620 00:50:28,108 --> 00:50:30,736 - Ed. - Please. 621 00:50:30,819 --> 00:50:33,531 All right. 622 00:50:39,161 --> 00:50:41,205 "Dear Santa Claus. I got a little sister last year. 623 00:50:41,288 --> 00:50:43,499 This year I'd rather have some clay dough." 624 00:50:57,596 --> 00:50:59,515 I didn't mean it. 625 00:50:59,598 --> 00:51:02,768 If you come back, I'll never be a pain in the butt again. 626 00:51:02,851 --> 00:51:05,854 I promise. Good night. 627 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:29,044 ♪ I'm dreaming ♪ 628 00:51:29,128 --> 00:51:33,507 ♪ Of a white Christmas ♪ 629 00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:38,012 ♪ Just like the ones I used to know ♪ 630 00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:44,768 ♪ Where those treetops glisten ♪ 631 00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:47,855 ♪ And children listen ♪ 632 00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:50,107 ♪ To hear ♪ 633 00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:53,402 ♪ Sleigh bells in the snow ♪ 634 00:51:53,485 --> 00:51:56,196 ♪ The snow ♪ 635 00:52:04,038 --> 00:52:10,669 ♪ With every Christmas card I write ♪ 636 00:52:10,753 --> 00:52:14,465 ♪ May your days, may your days may your days be merry ♪ 637 00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:19,094 ♪ And bright ♪♪ 638 00:52:47,039 --> 00:52:49,416 Are those microwave dinners any good? 639 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:52,878 - I don't know. - I'll give 'em a whirl. 640 00:52:57,716 --> 00:52:59,927 For the kids. 641 00:53:02,262 --> 00:53:04,807 Hold on. I got a coupon for that. 642 00:53:04,890 --> 00:53:07,643 It was in the paper this morning. 643 00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:14,108 - 19.83. - Okay. 644 00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:19,655 Are you here all by yourself? 645 00:53:19,738 --> 00:53:25,327 Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here alone? 646 00:53:25,411 --> 00:53:27,746 I don't think so. 647 00:53:27,830 --> 00:53:30,124 - Where's your mom? - My mom's in the car. 648 00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:32,584 - And where is your father? - He's at work. 649 00:53:32,668 --> 00:53:35,504 - What about your brothers and sisters? - I'm an only child. 650 00:53:35,587 --> 00:53:38,090 - Where do you live? - I can't tell you that. 651 00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:41,218 - Why not? - 'Cause you're a stranger. 652 00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:23,093 Hello, Kevin! 653 00:54:24,303 --> 00:54:27,765 Shut up. 654 00:54:40,736 --> 00:54:42,654 I don't get it. 655 00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:45,407 I mean, right now it looks like there's nobody home. 656 00:54:45,491 --> 00:54:49,161 Last night the place is jumpin'. 657 00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:52,956 Somethin' ain't right. Go check it out. 658 00:55:01,548 --> 00:55:03,467 Now? 659 00:55:03,550 --> 00:55:05,427 No, tomorrow, egghead. Now! 660 00:55:05,511 --> 00:55:08,222 Go ahead! 661 00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:10,516 "Now?" 662 00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:30,202 Shit. 663 00:55:31,995 --> 00:55:34,957 - Get the hell outta here. - All right, Johnny. 664 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,126 - But what about my money? - What money? 665 00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:41,004 Acey said you had some dough for me. 666 00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:44,007 Is that a fact? How much do I owe you? 667 00:55:44,091 --> 00:55:45,968 Acey said 10%. 668 00:55:46,051 --> 00:55:51,056 - Two bad Acey ain't in charge no more. - What do you mean? 669 00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:54,560 He's upstairs taking a bath. 670 00:55:54,643 --> 00:55:57,354 He'll call you when he gets out. 671 00:55:57,437 --> 00:55:59,314 Hey. 672 00:55:59,398 --> 00:56:02,442 I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. 673 00:56:02,526 --> 00:56:06,405 - Snakes? - I'm gonna give you to the count of 10... 674 00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:08,824 to get your ugly, yellow, 675 00:56:08,907 --> 00:56:13,370 no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 676 00:56:13,453 --> 00:56:16,164 All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin'. 677 00:56:16,248 --> 00:56:19,167 One, two, ten! 678 00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:41,607 Keep the change, ya filthy animal. 679 00:56:45,569 --> 00:56:46,987 What happened? 680 00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:49,448 I don't know who's in there, but somebody just got blown away! 681 00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:52,576 Somebody beat us to the job. They're in there! 682 00:56:52,659 --> 00:56:56,663 Two of 'em. There was arguing. One of 'em blew the other one away. 683 00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:58,498 - Who? - I don't know. 684 00:56:58,582 --> 00:57:01,001 I thought I recognized one of their voices. 685 00:57:01,084 --> 00:57:04,296 And I know I heard that name Snakes before. 686 00:57:04,379 --> 00:57:06,924 Snakes? Snakes, Snakes. 687 00:57:07,007 --> 00:57:09,134 - I don't know no Snakes. - Snakes. 688 00:57:09,217 --> 00:57:11,803 Let's get out of here. 689 00:57:14,181 --> 00:57:16,850 Hold it, hold it. Let's wait and see who it is. 690 00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:18,894 We work this neighborhood too. 691 00:57:18,977 --> 00:57:21,730 - Yeah. - Supposin' the cops finger us for a job... 692 00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:24,900 and they start asking us questions about a murder in the area. 693 00:57:24,983 --> 00:57:28,111 Wouldn't it be nice to have a face to go with their questions? 694 00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:31,949 That's a good idea. 695 00:57:32,032 --> 00:57:35,494 Of course it's a good idea. Snakes? 696 00:57:35,577 --> 00:57:38,497 He sounded like a snake. 697 00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:45,671 Everything's full. 698 00:57:45,754 --> 00:57:47,673 Everything's full? 699 00:57:47,756 --> 00:57:50,008 I'm very sorry, but it is Christmas Eve. 700 00:57:50,092 --> 00:57:52,219 What about another airline? 701 00:57:56,098 --> 00:58:00,644 Nothing available. May I help you get a hotel room in the city? 702 00:58:00,727 --> 00:58:02,896 Tomorrow afternoon we can get you a flight to Chicago. 703 00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:04,272 I can't wait that long. 704 00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:08,777 I'm terribly sorry, ma'am, but we're doing absolutely everything we can. 705 00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:16,076 Go ahead. I'm in your way. You have places to go, people to see. 706 00:58:16,159 --> 00:58:19,496 You got a ticket there. That's good. Excuse me. Look. 707 00:58:19,579 --> 00:58:23,583 I have been awake for almost 60 hours. I'm tired and I'm dirty. 708 00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:28,171 I have been from Chicago to Paris to Dallas to-- Where the hell am I? 709 00:58:28,255 --> 00:58:30,257 Scranton. 710 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:33,051 I am trying to get home to my eight-year-old son! 711 00:58:33,135 --> 00:58:36,555 And now that I'm this close, you're telling me it's hopeless? 712 00:58:36,638 --> 00:58:40,308 - I'm sorry. - No. No, no. Wait. This is Christmas! 713 00:58:40,392 --> 00:58:43,270 - The season of perpetual hope! - Ma'am if-- 714 00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:46,148 If I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike, 715 00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:48,233 if it costs me everything I own, 716 00:58:48,316 --> 00:58:51,194 if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, 717 00:58:51,278 --> 00:58:54,448 I am going to get home to my son. 718 00:58:54,531 --> 00:58:58,285 Ma'am, if there was anything at all I could do for you today-- 719 00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:01,413 - Do it. Do anything. - I can get you a hotel room. 720 00:59:01,496 --> 00:59:03,957 - What? - Excuse me. 721 00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:09,755 Can you excuse us for a second? Can I see you for a second? Please. Excuse us. Come. 722 00:59:09,838 --> 00:59:13,091 Couldn't help but hearin' you got a little bit of a dilemma there. 723 00:59:13,175 --> 00:59:15,761 We got a crisis ourselves. 724 00:59:15,844 --> 00:59:19,306 Allow me to introduce myself. Gus Polinski. How are you? 725 00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:22,851 Polka king of the Midwest? 726 00:59:25,729 --> 00:59:28,482 The Kenosha Kickers? 727 00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:30,192 - Hi there. - Hiya. 728 00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:33,195 No? That's okay. I thought you might've recognized-- 729 00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:36,281 Anyways, I had a few hits a few years ago. 730 00:59:36,364 --> 00:59:39,618 That's why, you know-- "Polka, Polka, Polka"? 731 00:59:39,701 --> 00:59:42,079 ♪ Polka, polka, polka ♪ 732 00:59:42,162 --> 00:59:44,206 No? "Twin Lakes Polka." 733 00:59:44,289 --> 00:59:47,709 "Yamahoozie Polka," a.k.a. "Kiss Me Polka." 734 00:59:47,793 --> 00:59:50,504 - "Polka Twist." - These are songs? 735 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:54,007 Yeah. Yeah. We-- Some fairly big hits for us. 736 00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:56,676 You know, in the early '70s, you know? 737 00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,429 Yeah, we sold about 623 copies of that. 738 00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:02,140 - In Chicago? - No. Sheboygan. Very big in Sheboygan. 739 01:00:02,224 --> 01:00:04,392 I'm sorry. Did you say you could help me? 740 01:00:04,476 --> 01:00:06,686 Anyway, I'm rambling on here. 741 01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:09,856 Our flight was canceled, so we gotta drive. 742 01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:13,527 So, see the guy in the yellow jacket over there by the Budget sign? 743 01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:17,364 He's gonna rent us a nice big, van, and we're gonna drive to Milwaukee. 744 01:00:17,447 --> 01:00:20,117 I heard you had some problems here, gettin' to Chicago 745 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:21,785 to see your kid or somethin'? 746 01:00:21,868 --> 01:00:25,997 My son. He-- We left and he's there. 747 01:00:26,081 --> 01:00:30,168 Aw, geez. If you have to get to Chicago, we'll gladly drive you. 748 01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:32,546 It's on the way to Milwaukee. 749 01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:35,340 - You'd give me a ride? - Sure we will. Why not, you know? 750 01:00:35,423 --> 01:00:37,926 - You gotta get home and see your kid. - A ride to Chicago? 751 01:00:38,009 --> 01:00:39,886 Sure. You know, it's Christmastime. 752 01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:42,514 Thank you. Thank you. 753 01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:44,891 If you don't mind goin' with some polka bums. 754 01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:46,935 No, I'd love to. 755 01:01:08,623 --> 01:01:11,543 - Hey, Marv, Marv, Marv. - What? 756 01:01:11,626 --> 01:01:14,129 Look at this. 757 01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:23,054 I think we're gettin' scammed by a "kindygartener." 758 01:01:53,126 --> 01:01:55,712 Dad, can you come here and help me? 759 01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:04,471 Remember that kid we saw the other day? He lives here. 760 01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:07,474 Well, if the kid's there, the parents gotta be. 761 01:02:07,557 --> 01:02:10,143 He's home alone. 762 01:02:17,901 --> 01:02:20,320 You gotta be kiddin'. You wanna come back tonight? 763 01:02:20,403 --> 01:02:22,364 Even with the kid here? 764 01:02:22,447 --> 01:02:24,574 I don't think that's a good idea. 765 01:02:24,658 --> 01:02:28,119 That house is the only reason we started workin' this block in the first place. 766 01:02:28,203 --> 01:02:30,956 Ever since I laid eyes on that house, I wanted it. 767 01:02:31,039 --> 01:02:33,416 So let's take it one step at a time, okay? 768 01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:37,003 We'll unload the van. We'll get a bite to eat. We'll come back about 9:00. 769 01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:40,048 - 9:00. - This way it's dark then. 770 01:02:40,131 --> 01:02:43,218 Yeah. Kids are scared of the dark. 771 01:02:43,301 --> 01:02:46,221 You're afraid of the dark too, Marv. You know you are. 772 01:02:46,304 --> 01:02:49,015 No, I'm not! 773 01:02:49,099 --> 01:02:51,559 - Yes, you are. - I'm not, not, not. 774 01:02:51,643 --> 01:02:55,939 - You are so. - Mom, where are you? 775 01:03:09,327 --> 01:03:11,246 Do you play? 776 01:03:11,329 --> 01:03:13,373 You want to try it? Go ahead. Try it. 777 01:03:13,456 --> 01:03:15,792 - Try it. Try it. - No. 778 01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:17,919 Okay. 779 01:03:42,110 --> 01:03:45,572 - Excuse me. - Yeah? 780 01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:49,617 - Hey, nice shoes. - Thanks. 781 01:03:49,701 --> 01:03:53,413 Is he still here? It's really important that I see him. 782 01:03:53,496 --> 01:03:58,793 He's getting in his car. I guess if you hurry, you can catch him. 783 01:03:58,877 --> 01:04:03,381 Damn! How low can you get? Givin' Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve. 784 01:04:03,465 --> 01:04:06,551 What's next? Rabies shots for the Easter Bunny? 785 01:04:06,634 --> 01:04:09,262 Santa, hold on! 786 01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:11,473 Can I talk to you for a minute? 787 01:04:11,556 --> 01:04:14,559 If you make it quick. Santa's got a little get-together he's late for. 788 01:04:14,642 --> 01:04:16,561 Okay. I know you're not the real Santa Claus. 789 01:04:16,644 --> 01:04:20,565 What makes you say that? Just out of curiosity. 790 01:04:20,648 --> 01:04:23,276 I'm old enough to know how it works. 791 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:26,488 - All right. - But I also know that you work for him. 792 01:04:26,571 --> 01:04:29,616 - And I'd like you to give him a message. - Shoot. 793 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:33,828 I'm Kevin McCallister, 671 Lincoln Boulevard. 794 01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:36,581 - Do you need the phone number? - No, that's all right. 795 01:04:36,664 --> 01:04:39,000 Okay. This is extremely important. 796 01:04:39,084 --> 01:04:41,795 Would you please tell him that, instead of presents this year, 797 01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:43,797 I just want my family back. 798 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:48,802 No toys. Nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie and Jeff. 799 01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:51,096 And my aunt and my cousins. 800 01:04:51,179 --> 01:04:54,391 And, if he has time, my Uncle Frank. Okay? 801 01:04:56,101 --> 01:04:59,270 Okay. I'll see what I can do. 802 01:04:59,354 --> 01:05:02,315 - Thanks. - Wait. Hold on a second. 803 01:05:02,399 --> 01:05:05,568 My elf took the last of the candy canes home to her boyfriend. 804 01:05:05,652 --> 01:05:07,654 - That's okay. - No, no, no. Don't be silly. 805 01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:10,782 Everybody who sees Santa has gotta get... somethin'. 806 01:05:10,865 --> 01:05:13,118 Here. Hold out your little paw there. 807 01:05:13,201 --> 01:05:16,287 There you go. Don't spoil your dinner. 808 01:05:16,371 --> 01:05:18,998 I won't. Thanks. 809 01:05:29,884 --> 01:05:32,470 Son of a-- 810 01:05:53,867 --> 01:05:59,289 ♪ Somewhere in my memory ♪ 811 01:05:59,372 --> 01:06:05,795 ♪ Lies the joy of Christmas ♪ 812 01:06:05,879 --> 01:06:12,969 ♪ Living in my memory ♪ 813 01:06:13,052 --> 01:06:16,222 ♪ All of the music ♪ 814 01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:19,934 ♪ All of the magic ♪ 815 01:06:20,018 --> 01:06:23,646 ♪ All of the family home ♪ 816 01:06:23,730 --> 01:06:29,652 ♪ Here with me ♪ 817 01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:40,205 ♪ Long lay the world ♪ 818 01:06:40,288 --> 01:06:43,416 ♪ In sin and error pining ♪ 819 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:45,752 ♪ Till he appeared ♪ 820 01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:50,632 ♪ And the soul felt his worth ♪ 821 01:06:50,715 --> 01:06:53,885 ♪ A thrill of hope ♪ 822 01:06:53,968 --> 01:06:57,764 ♪ The weary world rejoices ♪ 823 01:06:57,847 --> 01:07:00,558 ♪ For yonder breaks ♪ 824 01:07:00,642 --> 01:07:04,395 ♪ A new and glorious morn ♪ 825 01:07:04,479 --> 01:07:10,360 ♪ Fall on your knees ♪ 826 01:07:10,443 --> 01:07:17,450 ♪ Hear the angel voices ♪ 827 01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:24,541 ♪ O night divine ♪ 828 01:07:24,624 --> 01:07:26,793 ♪ O night ♪ 829 01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:30,547 ♪ When Christ was born ♪ 830 01:07:30,630 --> 01:07:34,592 ♪ O night ♪ 831 01:07:34,676 --> 01:07:39,764 ♪ O holy night ♪ 832 01:07:39,847 --> 01:07:47,313 ♪ O night divine ♪ 833 01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:50,483 ♪ So led by light ♪ 834 01:07:50,567 --> 01:07:55,029 ♪ Of a star sweetly gleaming ♪ 835 01:07:55,113 --> 01:07:57,782 ♪ Here came the Wise Men ♪ 836 01:07:57,865 --> 01:08:01,494 ♪ From Orient lands ♪ 837 01:08:01,578 --> 01:08:05,081 ♪ The king of kings ♪ 838 01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:08,918 ♪ Lay thus in lowly manger ♪ 839 01:08:09,002 --> 01:08:12,463 ♪ In all our trials ♪ 840 01:08:12,547 --> 01:08:15,758 ♪ Born to be our friend ♪ 841 01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:21,347 ♪ Fall on your knees ♪ 842 01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:24,851 ♪ Hear ♪ 843 01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:28,563 ♪ The angel voices ♪ 844 01:08:28,646 --> 01:08:30,857 - Merry Christmas. - ♪ O night ♪ 845 01:08:32,483 --> 01:08:34,569 - ♪ Divine ♪ - May I sit down? 846 01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:37,238 ♪ O night ♪ 847 01:08:37,322 --> 01:08:41,242 ♪ When Christ was born ♪ 848 01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:44,954 ♪ O night ♪ 849 01:08:45,038 --> 01:08:49,584 That's my granddaughter up there. The little red-haired girl. 850 01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:53,463 - ♪ O holy night ♪ - She's about your age. 851 01:08:53,546 --> 01:08:55,798 - Do you know her? - No. 852 01:08:55,882 --> 01:08:58,968 - You live next to me, don't you? - Yeah. 853 01:08:59,052 --> 01:09:03,556 You can say hello when you see me. You don't have to be afraid. 854 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:07,560 There's a lot of things going around about me, but none of it's true. 855 01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:09,562 Okay? 856 01:09:09,646 --> 01:09:11,856 - You been a good boy this year? - I think so. 857 01:09:11,939 --> 01:09:14,025 Swear to it? 858 01:09:14,108 --> 01:09:16,861 - No. - Yeah, I had a feeling. 859 01:09:16,944 --> 01:09:20,114 Well, this is the place to be if you're feeling bad about yourself. 860 01:09:20,198 --> 01:09:23,076 - It is? - I think so. 861 01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:25,912 - Are you feeling bad about yourself? - No. 862 01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:32,418 I've been kind of a pain lately. 863 01:09:32,502 --> 01:09:34,921 I said some things I shouldn't have. 864 01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:38,299 I really haven't been too good this year. 865 01:09:38,383 --> 01:09:41,219 - Yeah. - I'm kind of upset about it, 866 01:09:41,302 --> 01:09:43,513 because I really like my family. 867 01:09:43,596 --> 01:09:46,140 Even though sometimes I say I don't. 868 01:09:46,224 --> 01:09:49,602 Sometimes I even think I don't. Do you get that? 869 01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:54,232 I think so. How you feel about your family is a complicated thing. 870 01:09:54,315 --> 01:09:57,860 Especially with an older brother. 871 01:09:57,944 --> 01:10:02,198 Deep down you always love 'em, but you can forget that you love 'em. 872 01:10:02,281 --> 01:10:05,034 And you can hurt them, and they can hurt you. 873 01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:08,871 And that's not just because you're young. 874 01:10:08,955 --> 01:10:12,208 You want to know the real reason that I'm here right now? 875 01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:14,293 Sure. 876 01:10:14,377 --> 01:10:17,922 I came to hear my granddaughter sing, and I can't come and hear her tonight. 877 01:10:18,005 --> 01:10:23,678 - You have plans? - No. I'm not welcome. 878 01:10:23,761 --> 01:10:27,598 - At church? - You're always welcome at church. 879 01:10:27,682 --> 01:10:30,101 I'm not welcome with my son. 880 01:10:30,184 --> 01:10:34,897 Years back, before you and your family moved on the block, 881 01:10:34,981 --> 01:10:37,525 I had an argument with my son. 882 01:10:37,608 --> 01:10:41,863 - How old is he? - He's grown up. 883 01:10:41,946 --> 01:10:44,574 We lost our tempers, 884 01:10:44,657 --> 01:10:47,618 and I said I didn't care to see him anymore. 885 01:10:47,702 --> 01:10:52,623 He said the same, and we haven't spoken to each other since. 886 01:10:52,707 --> 01:10:55,585 If you miss him, why don't you call him? 887 01:10:55,668 --> 01:10:58,421 I'm afraid if I call him, he won't talk to me. 888 01:10:58,504 --> 01:11:00,673 How do you know? 889 01:11:00,757 --> 01:11:03,801 I don't know. I'm just afraid he won't. 890 01:11:03,885 --> 01:11:07,555 No offense, but aren't you a little old to be afraid? 891 01:11:07,638 --> 01:11:11,267 You can be a little old for a lot of things. 892 01:11:11,350 --> 01:11:13,603 You're never too old to be afraid. 893 01:11:13,686 --> 01:11:16,439 That's true. I've always been afraid of our basement. 894 01:11:16,522 --> 01:11:19,984 It's dark, there's weird stuff down there, and it smells funny. 895 01:11:20,067 --> 01:11:23,488 That sort of thing. It's bothered me for years. 896 01:11:23,571 --> 01:11:26,032 Basements are like that. 897 01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:29,035 Then I made myself go down there to do some laundry, 898 01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:31,120 and I found out it's not so bad. 899 01:11:31,204 --> 01:11:33,498 All this time I've been worrying about it, 900 01:11:33,581 --> 01:11:35,875 but if you turn on the lights, it's no big deal. 901 01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:40,421 - What's your point? - My point is you should call your son. 902 01:11:40,505 --> 01:11:42,548 What if he won't talk to me? 903 01:11:42,632 --> 01:11:46,010 At least you'll know. Then you could stop worrying about it, 904 01:11:46,093 --> 01:11:48,721 and you won't have to be afraid anymore. 905 01:11:48,805 --> 01:11:52,350 I don't care how mad I was, I'd talk to my dad, 906 01:11:52,433 --> 01:11:54,393 especially around the holidays. 907 01:11:54,477 --> 01:11:57,647 I don't know. 908 01:11:57,730 --> 01:12:00,900 Just give it a shot. For your granddaughter anyway. 909 01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:04,362 I'm sure she misses you... and the presents. 910 01:12:04,445 --> 01:12:06,280 I send her a check. 911 01:12:06,364 --> 01:12:10,743 I wish my grandparents send that. They always send me clothes. 912 01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:13,704 Last year I got a sweater with a big bird knitted on it. 913 01:12:13,788 --> 01:12:17,083 - That's nice. - Not for a guy in the second grade. 914 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:20,127 You can get beat up for wearing something like that. 915 01:12:20,211 --> 01:12:22,338 Yeah. 916 01:12:22,421 --> 01:12:23,756 I have a friend who got nailed 917 01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:26,634 'cause there was a rumor he wore dinosaur pajamas. 918 01:12:26,717 --> 01:12:30,054 You'd better run along home where you belong. 919 01:12:30,137 --> 01:12:32,014 You think about what I said. 920 01:12:32,098 --> 01:12:33,891 - All right? - Okay. 921 01:12:33,975 --> 01:12:37,895 - It was nice talking to you. - Nice talking to you. 922 01:12:37,979 --> 01:12:40,606 ♪ Merry, merry Christmas On, on they send ♪ 923 01:12:40,690 --> 01:12:43,693 ♪ On without end Their joyful tone to every home ♪ 924 01:12:43,776 --> 01:12:47,071 - What about you? - Me? 925 01:12:47,154 --> 01:12:49,156 Yeah. You and your son. 926 01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:52,618 We'll see what happens. 927 01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:55,621 Merry Christmas. 928 01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:57,665 Merry Christmas. 929 01:12:57,748 --> 01:12:59,792 ♪ One seems to hear Words of good cheer ♪ 930 01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:02,253 ♪ From everywhere Filling the air ♪ 931 01:13:02,336 --> 01:13:04,463 ♪ How they pound Raising the sound ♪ 932 01:13:04,547 --> 01:13:07,758 ♪ O'er hill and dale Telling their tale ♪ 933 01:13:50,384 --> 01:13:54,430 This is my house. I have to defend it. 934 01:15:21,976 --> 01:15:25,938 Okay, we'll check it out first. We can always come back for the truck. 935 01:15:32,486 --> 01:15:34,780 How do you wanna go in? 936 01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:38,325 We'll go to the back door. Maybe he'll let us in. You never know. 937 01:15:38,409 --> 01:15:41,871 Yeah. He's a kid. Kids are stupid. 938 01:15:43,914 --> 01:15:47,835 Bless this highly nutritious microwaveable macaroni and cheese dinner... 939 01:15:47,918 --> 01:15:49,962 and the people who sold it on sale. 940 01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:51,964 Amen. 941 01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:18,699 This is it. Don't get scared now. 942 01:16:30,628 --> 01:16:34,465 Merry Christmas, little fella. 943 01:16:34,548 --> 01:16:37,134 We know that you're in there, 944 01:16:37,218 --> 01:16:40,137 and that you're all alone. 945 01:16:40,221 --> 01:16:42,890 Yeah, come on, kid. Open up. 946 01:16:42,973 --> 01:16:46,519 It's Santy Claus and his elf. 947 01:16:47,895 --> 01:16:50,189 We're not gonna hurt you. 948 01:16:50,272 --> 01:16:54,193 No, no. We got some nice presents for you. 949 01:16:54,276 --> 01:16:57,780 Be a good little fella now and open the door. 950 01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:03,410 Shoot! 951 01:17:03,494 --> 01:17:07,331 What? What? What? 952 01:17:07,414 --> 01:17:10,459 What? What happened? 953 01:17:10,543 --> 01:17:14,171 Get that little-- 954 01:17:23,472 --> 01:17:25,683 Hello. 955 01:17:30,938 --> 01:17:33,399 Yes! Yes! 956 01:17:33,482 --> 01:17:35,568 The little jerk is armed! 957 01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:39,613 That's it! That's it! I'm goin' around the front! You go down the basement! 958 01:17:39,697 --> 01:17:42,158 That little-- 959 01:18:42,134 --> 01:18:44,386 That smart aleck. 960 01:20:12,016 --> 01:20:17,021 Boy, that's it, you little-- you little son of a-- 961 01:20:17,104 --> 01:20:20,107 Not this time, you little brat. 962 01:20:23,694 --> 01:20:26,155 You little creep, you, where are you? 963 01:20:26,238 --> 01:20:30,409 Where are you, you little creep? 964 01:20:50,137 --> 01:20:54,099 Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes! 965 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:27,633 I'll rip his head off! 966 01:21:33,847 --> 01:21:38,602 You're dead, kid. 967 01:22:25,607 --> 01:22:28,777 Where are you, you little creep? 968 01:22:44,126 --> 01:22:47,754 Harry! I'm comin'in! 969 01:22:52,384 --> 01:22:54,803 No, I'm really scared! 970 01:22:54,887 --> 01:22:57,514 It's too late for you, kid. We're already in the house. 971 01:22:57,598 --> 01:23:01,685 - We're gonna get you! - Okay. Come and get me. 972 01:23:01,768 --> 01:23:04,396 Why, you-- 973 01:23:08,775 --> 01:23:11,278 Now you're dead! 974 01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:38,096 I'm gonna kill that kid! 975 01:23:52,486 --> 01:23:55,572 - Marv! - Harry? 976 01:23:55,656 --> 01:23:57,658 Why the hell'd you take your shoes off? 977 01:23:57,741 --> 01:24:00,953 Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken? 978 01:24:02,329 --> 01:24:06,124 I'm up here, you morons! Come and get me! 979 01:24:08,293 --> 01:24:12,005 You guys give up, or are you thirsty for more? 980 01:24:21,723 --> 01:24:24,142 Heads up! 981 01:24:24,226 --> 01:24:27,437 Don't worry, Marv. I'll get him for you. 982 01:24:31,149 --> 01:24:34,570 Yes! 983 01:24:38,699 --> 01:24:41,451 He's only a kid, Harry. We can take him. 984 01:24:41,535 --> 01:24:43,620 Aw, shut up, will ya! 985 01:24:43,704 --> 01:24:46,665 - What is it? - You're missin' some teeth. 986 01:24:46,748 --> 01:24:50,961 Where? It's my gold tooth. My gold tooth! I'll kill him! 987 01:24:51,044 --> 01:24:54,464 I'll kill him! 988 01:24:54,548 --> 01:24:57,342 You bomb me with one more can, kid, 989 01:24:57,426 --> 01:25:01,638 and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil! 990 01:25:04,057 --> 01:25:06,226 911 Emergency. 991 01:25:06,310 --> 01:25:09,062 Help. My house is being robbed. 992 01:25:09,146 --> 01:25:13,734 My address is 656 Lincoln Boulevard. My name's Murphy. 993 01:25:16,403 --> 01:25:18,989 Watch it. You never know what's up there. 994 01:25:19,072 --> 01:25:21,992 There he is! 995 01:25:23,076 --> 01:25:26,246 I got ya! 996 01:25:26,330 --> 01:25:29,708 I got him, Harry! Harry, I got him! 997 01:25:29,791 --> 01:25:32,878 Harry, get up! Give me a hand! 998 01:25:32,961 --> 01:25:37,090 I got him! 999 01:25:37,174 --> 01:25:40,719 Harry, help me! Get up! 1000 01:25:40,802 --> 01:25:43,597 I got him! 1001 01:26:22,135 --> 01:26:26,973 - What are you doing, Marv? - Harry, don't move. 1002 01:26:27,057 --> 01:26:31,019 - Marv? - Don't... move! 1003 01:26:31,103 --> 01:26:34,439 Marv, what are you doing? Marv-- 1004 01:26:37,484 --> 01:26:41,113 Did I get him? Did I get him? 1005 01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:43,532 Where is it? Where is it? 1006 01:26:43,615 --> 01:26:46,827 Never mind did you get it! How do you like it? 1007 01:26:46,910 --> 01:26:50,706 You jerk! Get that kid! Go on! Get the kid! 1008 01:26:54,084 --> 01:26:57,462 Whoa! Whoa! 1009 01:26:57,546 --> 01:27:01,049 Whoa! Whoa! 1010 01:27:01,133 --> 01:27:04,302 Whoa! Whoa! 1011 01:27:16,815 --> 01:27:18,984 Where'd he go? 1012 01:27:19,067 --> 01:27:21,111 Maybe he committed suicide. 1013 01:27:21,194 --> 01:27:23,321 Down here, you big horse's ass! 1014 01:27:23,405 --> 01:27:26,408 Come and get me before I call the police! 1015 01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:28,702 - Let's get him! - Wait. Wait. 1016 01:27:28,785 --> 01:27:30,746 That's just what he wants us to do-- 1017 01:27:30,829 --> 01:27:34,332 us to go back downstairs through his fun house so we get all tore up. 1018 01:27:34,416 --> 01:27:37,669 - He's gonna call the cops! - He's not callin' the-- From a tree house? 1019 01:27:37,753 --> 01:27:39,671 Come on. 1020 01:27:39,755 --> 01:27:42,007 - Out the window? - Yeah. 1021 01:27:42,090 --> 01:27:44,801 - I'm not goin' out the window. - Why? Are you scared, Marv? 1022 01:27:44,885 --> 01:27:47,512 Are you afraid? Come on. Get out here. 1023 01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:54,019 Come on. 1024 01:27:57,564 --> 01:28:02,194 Come on! 1025 01:28:05,947 --> 01:28:08,492 Come on. Keep goin'. Keep goin'. 1026 01:28:08,575 --> 01:28:11,578 - Let's go back, Harry. - Shut up! 1027 01:28:11,661 --> 01:28:14,873 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 1028 01:28:14,956 --> 01:28:17,876 Shut it, Marv! 1029 01:28:20,253 --> 01:28:23,215 Hey, guys, check this out. 1030 01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:26,092 Go back! Go back! 1031 01:28:26,176 --> 01:28:27,677 - Go back. - Okay. 1032 01:28:51,952 --> 01:28:56,915 There he goes! There he is! Get out of the way, you dope! 1033 01:29:14,516 --> 01:29:19,229 - There he is! - Hey, I'm calling the cops. 1034 01:29:19,312 --> 01:29:22,274 Wait, wait, wait, wait. He wants us to follow him. 1035 01:29:22,357 --> 01:29:24,484 I got a better idea. Come on. 1036 01:29:41,418 --> 01:29:45,755 Hiya, pal. We outsmarted you this time. 1037 01:29:45,839 --> 01:29:48,842 Get over here! 1038 01:29:52,345 --> 01:29:54,347 What are we gonna do to him, Harry? 1039 01:29:54,431 --> 01:29:58,852 We'll do exactly what he did to us. I'm gonna burn his head with a blowtorch. 1040 01:29:58,935 --> 01:30:01,146 Then we can smash his face with an iron! 1041 01:30:01,229 --> 01:30:05,150 I'd like to slap him right in the face with a paint can maybe. 1042 01:30:05,233 --> 01:30:07,694 Or shove a nail through his foot. 1043 01:30:07,777 --> 01:30:11,114 I'm gonna bite off every one of these little fingers one at a time. 1044 01:30:19,664 --> 01:30:25,086 - Come on. Let's get you home. - Whoa! 1045 01:30:44,773 --> 01:30:48,944 Wow. This is great. 1046 01:30:51,613 --> 01:30:54,491 Nice move-- always leaving the water running. 1047 01:30:54,574 --> 01:30:57,827 Now we know each and every house that you've hit. 1048 01:31:00,664 --> 01:31:04,417 Hey, you know, we've been looking for you two guys for a long time. 1049 01:31:04,501 --> 01:31:07,462 - Yeah. - Well, remember, we're the Wet Bandits. 1050 01:31:07,545 --> 01:31:11,716 -Wet Bandits. W-E-T-- -Shut up! Get in the car! 1051 01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:14,636 Hey, come on. Come on. 1052 01:31:14,719 --> 01:31:17,138 - Hands off the head, pal! - Come on! 1053 01:31:20,141 --> 01:31:22,185 ♪ Have yourself ♪ 1054 01:31:22,268 --> 01:31:26,856 ♪ A merry little Christmas ♪ 1055 01:31:26,940 --> 01:31:32,195 ♪ Let your heart be light ♪ 1056 01:31:32,278 --> 01:31:35,323 ♪ From now on your troubles ♪ 1057 01:31:35,407 --> 01:31:39,160 ♪ Will be out of sight ♪ 1058 01:31:42,288 --> 01:31:44,666 ♪ Through the years ♪ 1059 01:31:44,749 --> 01:31:48,336 ♪ We all will be together ♪ 1060 01:31:48,420 --> 01:31:52,632 ♪ If the fates allow ♪ 1061 01:31:52,716 --> 01:31:56,469 ♪ Hang a shining star ♪ 1062 01:31:56,553 --> 01:32:01,474 ♪ Upon the highest bough ♪ 1063 01:32:01,558 --> 01:32:05,854 ♪ And have yourself ♪ 1064 01:32:05,937 --> 01:32:09,607 ♪ A merry little Christmas ♪ 1065 01:32:09,691 --> 01:32:12,736 ♪ Now♪♪ 1066 01:32:12,819 --> 01:32:15,321 I'm a bad parent. I'm a bad parent. 1067 01:32:15,405 --> 01:32:18,450 You're not. You know, you're beating yourself up there, you know. 1068 01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:21,077 Come on. This happens. These things happen. You know, you-- 1069 01:32:21,161 --> 01:32:24,581 Gee, you wanna talk about bad parents? Look at-- Look at us. 1070 01:32:24,664 --> 01:32:29,127 I mean, we're on the road 48, 49 weeks out of the year. We hardly see our families. 1071 01:32:29,210 --> 01:32:32,005 Joe over there-- Gosh, you know, he's-- 1072 01:32:33,048 --> 01:32:35,425 He forgets his kids' names half the time. 1073 01:32:35,508 --> 01:32:39,262 Ziggy over there-- He doesn't even-- He's never even met his kid. 1074 01:32:39,345 --> 01:32:43,058 Eddie-- Let's just hope none of them write a book about him. 1075 01:32:43,141 --> 01:32:48,021 Tell me, have you ever gone on vacation and left your child home? 1076 01:32:50,857 --> 01:32:52,942 No. 1077 01:32:53,026 --> 01:32:56,529 But I did leave one at a funeral parlor once. 1078 01:32:56,613 --> 01:32:58,823 Yeah, it was-- it was terrible too. 1079 01:32:58,907 --> 01:33:02,243 You know, I was all distraught and everything. You know, the wife and I, 1080 01:33:02,327 --> 01:33:06,331 we left the little tyke there in the funeral parlor all day. 1081 01:33:06,414 --> 01:33:10,335 All day. You know, and we went back at night when we came to our senses. 1082 01:33:10,418 --> 01:33:13,922 And there he was. Apparently he was there alone all day with a corpse. 1083 01:33:14,005 --> 01:33:16,674 Yeah. He was okay, you know. 1084 01:33:16,758 --> 01:33:21,679 After six, seven weeks, you know, he came around and started talking again. 1085 01:33:21,763 --> 01:33:26,184 But he's okay. You know, they get over it. Kids are resilient like that. 1086 01:33:26,267 --> 01:33:29,020 - Maybe we shouldn't talk about this. - Well, you brought it up. 1087 01:33:29,104 --> 01:33:32,148 - I was just trying to cheer you up. - Well, I'm sorry I did. 1088 01:33:58,049 --> 01:33:59,968 Mom? 1089 01:34:04,556 --> 01:34:06,474 Mom? 1090 01:34:09,811 --> 01:34:12,605 Mom? 1091 01:34:58,318 --> 01:35:02,405 Kevin? Kevin! 1092 01:35:33,394 --> 01:35:35,688 Merry Christmas, sweetheart. 1093 01:35:44,864 --> 01:35:47,617 Kevin, I'm so sorry. 1094 01:36:07,178 --> 01:36:09,305 Where is everybody else? 1095 01:36:09,389 --> 01:36:13,518 Baby, they couldn't come. They wanted to so much, but-- 1096 01:36:13,601 --> 01:36:18,189 I didn't fall asleep in the back of the cab and drool all over you, did I? 1097 01:36:18,273 --> 01:36:20,566 - I don't drool. - You guys, would you shut up! 1098 01:36:20,650 --> 01:36:23,987 Come on, you guys, it's Christmas. Kevin! Kevin, Kevin, my boy! 1099 01:36:24,070 --> 01:36:25,989 - My God! - Kevin, how are ya? 1100 01:36:26,072 --> 01:36:27,991 - Merry Christmas. - Hi, Mom. 1101 01:36:28,074 --> 01:36:30,827 Good to see you. You're all right. I love you. You okay? 1102 01:36:30,910 --> 01:36:33,579 - Yeah. - Hey, Kev. 1103 01:36:35,665 --> 01:36:39,294 It's pretty cool that you didn't burn the place down. 1104 01:36:39,377 --> 01:36:43,131 Thanks, Buzz. 1105 01:36:43,214 --> 01:36:46,092 Wait a minute. How did you guys get home? 1106 01:36:46,175 --> 01:36:49,595 We took the morning flight. Remember? The one you didn't want to wait for. 1107 01:36:49,679 --> 01:36:52,348 No. Thank you. 1108 01:36:52,432 --> 01:36:54,392 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 1109 01:36:54,475 --> 01:36:56,686 Someone has to find an open store. We don't have milk. 1110 01:36:56,769 --> 01:37:00,773 I went shopping yesterday. 1111 01:37:00,857 --> 01:37:02,734 You? Shopping? 1112 01:37:02,817 --> 01:37:05,737 I got some milk, eggs and fabric softener. 1113 01:37:07,238 --> 01:37:09,657 - What? - No kiddin'? 1114 01:37:09,741 --> 01:37:13,786 What a funny guy. What else did you do while we were away? 1115 01:37:13,870 --> 01:37:16,831 Just hung around. 1116 01:37:19,667 --> 01:37:21,836 You guys, put the stuff upstairs. 1117 01:37:21,919 --> 01:37:25,757 You went shopping? He doesn't know how to tie his shoe, and he's going shopping? 1118 01:37:25,840 --> 01:37:28,593 - Buzz, forget it. - This is not the Kevin I knew. 1119 01:37:52,033 --> 01:37:54,410 Honey, what's this? 1120 01:38:52,009 --> 01:38:55,680 Kevin! What did you do to my room? 1121 01:40:32,693 --> 01:40:38,908 ♪ Candles in the window ♪ 1122 01:40:38,991 --> 01:40:45,581 ♪ Shadows painting the ceiling ♪ 1123 01:40:45,665 --> 01:40:51,796 ♪ Gazing at the fire glow ♪ 1124 01:40:51,879 --> 01:40:55,466 ♪ Feeling that gingerbread ♪ 1125 01:40:55,550 --> 01:40:59,303 ♪ Feeling ♪ 1126 01:40:59,387 --> 01:41:02,473 ♪ Precious moments ♪ 1127 01:41:02,557 --> 01:41:05,977 ♪ Special people ♪ 1128 01:41:06,060 --> 01:41:08,980 ♪ Happy faces ♪ 1129 01:41:09,063 --> 01:41:11,983 ♪ I can see ♪ 1130 01:41:12,066 --> 01:41:17,947 ♪ Somewhere in my memory ♪ 1131 01:41:18,030 --> 01:41:20,783 ♪ Christmas joys ♪ 1132 01:41:20,866 --> 01:41:24,328 ♪ All around me ♪ 1133 01:41:24,412 --> 01:41:31,669 ♪ Living in my memory ♪ 1134 01:41:31,752 --> 01:41:35,006 ♪ All of the music ♪ 1135 01:41:35,089 --> 01:41:38,467 ♪ All of the magic ♪ 1136 01:41:38,551 --> 01:41:42,346 ♪ All of the family home ♪ 1137 01:41:42,430 --> 01:41:48,019 ♪ Here with me ♪♪ 88538