Original subtitles

I'm finally out...

Matsukata Prison

I've identified the target.

Don't worry,

The time and the route are confirmed..

Now I just have to do it.

OK, wish me luck.

Big Bro?

Big Bro!

Big Bro!

Are you OK?

You're bleeding.

Is it Masa?

Big Bro!

Big Bro, are you all right?

You're covered in dirt.

Seriously...?

Damn it, I'm not going make it!

Take care of this for me.

Where are you going?

To the battlefield, of course!

Battlefield?

Is Big Bro on his way to attack someone?

Alright! I'm coming too!!!

Let's fight!

Big Bro!

Hey, that's mine!

What the hell?

Where's my target?

Hey, no cutting in!

I was here before the store opened!

Big Bro?

Masa, perfect timing!

This is the battlefield...

It's a housewife battle.

Just help me out.

Who the hell are you?!

Masa, don't give up!

I'm doing this for you, Big Bro.

I'm not scared. Bring it on!

Big Bro!

Big Bro!

Episode 2

Hey, who the hell said you can set up shop here?

You messing with us?

Little Bro...

don't mess with my business.

What? Are you trying to pick a fight?

We're the Oshiroyama!

Get out here!

Are you an idiot?!

A full grown man and all ya got was a pair of socks?!

Are you an errand boy!

Sorry.

And these are almost identical!

Well, you were grabbing leopard print stuff, so...

What I was after was a "Neopolice Girl" T-shirt.

The hell do I know?

Miku's gonna look like a panther.

Hey, Big Bro...

It's about something important.

At the BBQ the other day,

after we all got arrested,

the cops told us we gotta disband the group to avoid jail.

I'm so frustrated...

That's why, Big Bro...

Big Bro, were you listening to me?

What?

Oh please...Ah, they're...

Torajiro...

Could he be,

That "Strong Fist Tora"?

2015

Kanagawa

Yokohama-city

Torajiro,

among the Hiroshima yakuza,

his name is still legendary.

In a brawl against 50 enemies,

He completely destroyed the Amino yakuza group.

Yokohama

Big Fight

Strong Fist

Tora (Tiger)

Since then,

no one's been able to touch the tiger on his back.

He's Immortal Tatsu's only rival.

Is that Torajiro?

Torajiro!

Tatsu!

Long time no see.

What the hell you doing here?

When I got out my yakuza crew was gone.

I had nothing to do so I became a street vendor.

Why crepes?

I was a cook when I was in prison.

That's how I met...

the crepe.

Tatsu, I heard you left the yakuza.

What you up to now?

I'm a house husband.

How does a fighting machine become a house husband?!

Don't make me laugh!

You wanna go?

Let's fight!

You remember how we fight, don't you?

Damn right I do!

A fight between two legendary yakuza,

it's gonna start now!

Prepare yourself!

I'm gonna bury you alive!

Done!

Tropical

Fruit

Jumbo

Deluxe

Special

Crepe

Almond Jelly

with Fruit Jam

and Strawberries

Hey, you're in my picture! Get out!

You too.

Get outta my way!

Tatsu, you got Instar?

That's not...

You got Instar?

Big Bro, you're wrong too. It's Instagram, not Instar.

Shut up!

Sorry! Sorry!

Let's battle using number of "Likes".

Sounds good!

You are at work...

You're at work!

Oh my god, this is too cute.

One hour later

Torajiro, 1 x Like

Tatsu, 1 x Like

About time to go home...

Masa, sell this for me.

Yes.

This sculpture is called "Marciano",

this was made by a super famous Italian sculptor.

I fell in love with it years ago when a dealer showed it to me.

It cost 80,000,000 yen.

80 million yen?! You sure you want to sell it?

Since our gang got busted up, we can't make any dough...

We gotta sell this to survive.

Marciano...

take care of yourself.

Only 500 yen?!

Marciano wasn't a sculptor, he was a boxer...

Marciano...

Anyway, where's Big Sis?

Since we're broke...

she's interviewing for a part time job.

What?!

How'd you end up with this picture?

"The man I fell in love with happened to be a yakuza."

Happened to be?

We don't use abacuses nowadays.

Store Manager at 1 Million Yen per month

Desired Position:

Abacus

Skill:

That face says you're hiring me!

Seriously?!

I must have left that leopard print outfit somewhere.

Oh well...

I forgot that Miku was coming home early today!

Miku...

Ah, welcome back. I did the cleaning and laundry.

Dinner's ready so Let's eat!

What the hell is this?

It's Naporitan spaghetti.

Naporitan spaghetti?

You again!

You don't have to do what you're not good at, right?

I can do it if I try.

Just because you're a woman...

doesn't mean you have to do the housework.

Thank you for the meal.

Are you gonna eat that?

Because Miku made this for me.

You don't have to push yourself.

Don't worry.

How is it?

Very crispy..

it'll make my teeth stronger.

And the taste?

The bitterness is just right...

May I?

Don't!

This is for adults only.

Tatsu, are you getting a little fat?

What?

Is that so?

Why?

Tacchan,

why don't you do that outside?

OK...

Hey, hey...

What's up?

Someone called about a weirdo using a hula hoop...

We're living in a world where we can't even use a hula hoop outside...

I don't think so. You just picked a bad place for it.

Why don't you try a gym.

Guest Pass

Hey, Tatsu!

Hey, Chairman.

Thanks for letting me try the gym.

It's all good. I get perks for referring people.

Let me introduce you. She's the Chairman of the neighboring Suiryu town's women's club.

My name's Yamamoto.

Hey.

Don't worry, he's just a house husband.

Are you serious?!

You should've said so in the first place.

You should've!

Tatsu, let's go exercise! Come this way.

Raise your energy!! Lift your knee 4 times!

4,3,2, and the other knee!

Smile!

Are you having fun?!

Move forward!

OK, pose-off! Keep smiling!

Tatsu, you were great!

You should practice smiling.

Is that so... It was great exercise though.

Ah, yoga class is about to start.

Let's go.

OK!

Why the hell are you here?!

That's my line!

Right here is my territory.

So why do you have a guest pass stuck to your chest?

By the way, those clothes...

Tatsu, you left this behind the other day.

This here tiger print is perfect for me!

Torajiro, that's leopard print.

A leopard,

is also a tiger.

A leopard is a leopard!

They're both cats!!

OK, let's start!

Tatsu,

Yes.

Exhale and bring your toes down toward the top of your head. And put your hands on the mat.

This pose looks like something, right?

Chairman

With a Wooden Sword

Gives me a beating

Pose

This is the Plow Pose.

Plow Pose.

Chairman

With a Golf Club

Giving me a Beating

Pose

It's the Plow Pose...

Plow Pose

Easy Pose

When you make a mistake

And cut off your finger

To apologize

Pose

Half Lord of the Fishes Pose

From the Driver's Seat

Order them to

Take this car

And dump it in the mountains

Then hand over the car keys

Pose

Reclining Hero Pose

Put your hands beside you and slowly lower your back to the mat.

Hey, it hurts!

The Bullet

Perfectly

Enters

The Head

Pose

The knife

Beautifully

Stabs the stomach

Of my enemies

Pose

Cut it Out!!

We're evenly matched.

You want a sweets revenge battle?

Sounds good...

But I'm busy.

Later..

Thank you

Thank you

The 21st Annual Hirono Town Food Fest

The Taste of Autumn in Hirono Town

This event takes place every year. There'll be all sorts of booths.

Our women's club will set up a booth too, right?

The parfait here is delicious, isn't it?

Why don't you order one?

I'm on a diet right now.

I see.

What kind of booth?

It's always the same. I do "Imagawayaki (Japanese drum-shaped waffle)"

and I do "Taiyaki (Japanese fish-shaped waffle)".

I see. It's a flour battle.

Tatsu, I want you to join us.

Of course.

Yeah!

Sales are gonna go through the roof!

Chairman Tanaka, I have a little favor to ask.

What is it?

So, did Yamamoto want to swap spots with Tanaka?

Yeah. Apparently the sales are totally different depending on where a booth is set up.

I really want the spot you have this year!

Well, that's not going to happen...

I gave you my spot last year, remember?

That's because our booths were here and here.

This year our spots are too far apart and there's no way I can give up the spot near the entrance.

That's when the fight started.

Didn't I give you the spot last year even though the spots were close to each other?

Because sales are higher near the entrance!

In the first place, we drew lots to decide on the spots. It wasn't my fault.

What?

Yes.

OK, whatever. Have a good day!

Ouch! Ouch!

Shut up!

I'm not lying!

Are you faking an injury?!

I'm not! What the hell are you talking about?

They really didn't have to argue about that...

The profits pay for the operation of their women's clubs.

Ahhh, so that's why they're so desperate.

Here's a "Frozen Sangria-style Dessert with Lots of Fruit".

Sorry, I just brushed my teeth.

Karyu-town Women's Club Emergency Meeting 10 AM Tomorrow

Yesterday, I had an argument with Suiryu women's club's chairman about our booth spot.

Now we can't get any Anko (red bean paste).

What?

You still have your Enko (pinky finger).

I'm talking about ANKO, OK! (red bean paste)!

Thank god, you mean Anko.

Don't thank god! I have a supplier that gives me cheap Anko every year.

Then, yesterday they called me up and said my order was canceled.

On top of that, another supplier canceled our Chocolate order!

If we order our stuff elsewhere,

The cost will be double!

Someone may have bought it all.

It was definitely...

Suiryu women's club!

They'll definitely be making chocolate and anko Taiyaki.

So I had some words with them.

They pretended to know nothing and said it was our fault.

All the flour is sold out.

This is obviously payback.

It can't be helped.

This is absolutely unacceptable!

Now that it's come to this...

It's full-scale war!

Come this way! Look sharp, Manager!

This way! Hurry!

Hey, it's this shelf right here.

Is that so..

Well then, work hard.

I'll be taking a break.

Come on! You haven't done anything yet.

You...

want me to carry something heavy?

It's your job.

I have to stock shelves?

Absolutely.

And greet customers?

Now say Welcom...

Don't tell me what to do!

Who do you think I am?

You're a part-timer.

What?

You're a part-timer who started working here today!

Please just listen to me.

Now, please put these on the shelf.

How dare you!

That's my line.

You're playing dirty.

You too.

The time sale, starts!

Don't get hurt! Don't push!

You're taking too much flour!

Damn it, I'm late.

You don't need that many eggs, do you? Are you going to take eggs all for yourself?!

That's my line.

What are you talking about?

The fact that you're playing dumb is pissing me off!!

Stop it!

This fight,

I'll settle it.

What's it to you.

That's right. Don't poke your nose into our business.

Don't talk to me like that! Why don't you tell me the story?

Shut up!

I just want...

Get lost!

Why you...

Hands off my eggs!

You're a strong woman!

Big Sis.

Tatsu.

In the old days,

no matter how big a fight was,

with one word from me the fight would be over.

It's sad that I can't settle such a tiny argument.

The Tenjaku yakuza group is gone too.

I'm finished too.

Masa.

Yes.

Can you pawn these kimonos for me?

But aren't these are your precious kimonos.

Just go and sell them.

The fighting festival

Here's his order. Please don't make any careless mistakes.

OK.

Good luck. Be careful.

Here's you Special Parfait?

Ordering a parfait with that face... Amusing.

Everybody likes parfaits!

Enjoy!

Tatsu, aren't you on a diet?

After seeing her eat one I can't help myself.

I see.

That's what I like.

Welcome.

Wel...come...

What do you want?

You asked us to come here, didn't you?

Give me a break! I didn't.

I did.

May I introduce myself?

I was born in Higo. My name is Eguchi Hibari.

Higo is the old name of Kumamoto Prefecture on the island of Kyushu

Pleased to make your acquaintance.

There's a traditional festival in the village where I grew up.

All the housewives in that village got together for a fighting festival.

Master, bring a table.

Let's settle the battle between Karyu-town and Suiryu-town with a fighting festival.

A fighting festival?

A festival? I'm excited.

Hey, Yukari.

Are you scared? It sounds fun. Let's do it!

If you win, I'll give you that spot.

You have a strong attitude. I accept your challenge.

Duty and Humanity

A pledge to participate in the fighting festival

This is how the war of the housewives was to begin.

The grudge born from a small spark became a pillar of fire and grew into a fighting festival.

In the pursuit of victory the housewives imposed severe training on themselves.

Thank you.

Chairman.

Thank you.

Will it be survival of the fittest?

In this world, will only the strong survive?

Is there no help for the weak?

We're going to win!

He's going to fight against the housewives from the neighboring town.

Really?

The day of the battle

Fighting Festival

The fighting festival is about to start.

Go wild and give it your all, so you can live without regrets.

The fighting festival is about to start.

I heard that there's a fighting festival between housewives from Karyu-town and Suiryu-town at the shrine today.

Really?

Fighting festival...

Check this.

They're so desperate.

And this scary-looking guy is going to help Karyu-town.

Why? Isn't it a fight between housewives?

I don't know the details.

This scary-looking guy always orders a parfait. He must be a weirdo.

This guy is a weirdo too.

A big weirdo.

If Big Bro attends the fighting festival...

It's gonna be a disaster!!

Hey, blondie! You took my friend's cell phone!

That blondie is total weirdo!

Blondie!!!

Participants,

get ready.

Good luck.

Thank you.

Ready? "Midareru Yaiba (unruly blade)"..

Staaart!

Big Bro!

What the hell is going on?

Show some guts!

Tatsu, don't let the onions make you cry!

Cut faster!

What is he doing?

Good pace, Tatsu.

Dismember those onions!

Why don’t your eyes hurt?

If you hold chopsticks in your mouth, you salivate, and you'll be less likely to cry when chopping onions.

The body will make saliva before it'll make tears.

This is my win!

What did you say?

Karyu-town wins!

Yayyyyy!

You're the best. I had no doubt!

Masa, did you come to cheer for me? I'm counting on you.

Yes...

The next battle is "Chi no Sentaku (Kanji says Bloody Choice)".

You have to remove all stains.

Ah, that Sentaku (Laundry not Choice)!

Yamamoto, do your best!

Yamamoto, beat the crap out of her.

OK!

Miku...

She insisted on fighting for us.

No way! Miku, please come back.

Tacchan, I can be a housewife too.

Yes, you can!

Ready? "Bloody Laundry” starts!

Toothbrush??

That's not gonna rome the stains.

There's no way these stains are coming out?

Mixing bleach and baking soda in a 3 to 1 ratio.

And adding a few drops of dishwashing liquid.

We have a problem.

What?

She's annihilating those stains.

I've got to hand it to her.

Damn it!

Now that it's come to this...

Do you have a secret plan?

The best place to hide a leaf is in the forest!

This way, none of the stains will be visible.

Your idea is horrifying!

She's a weirdo.

Suiryu-town wins this round!

OK! Good job, Yamamoto!

Damn it!

I've done it.

You lost.

Gross!

Stinky!

The next battle is "Dakkan no Michi (The Way to Rob)".

Whoever takes the most clothes wins this battle.

I see.

This is the last battle. Pump it up!

Yes!

It's your turn.

We're counting on you.

Torajiro...

Wait! He isn't a househusband. It's not fair.

You've got a man on your team don't you?

It's fine. I'm gonna make him regret it.

There's no way an ex-yakuza house husband can beat me!

Torajiro! Don't mess with a house husband.

That's bullshit!

Let's start!

A storm of violence erupts in a chaotic shrine.

Stressed out housewives passionately fight for their lives.

Get your hands off!

What the hell are you doing? This is mine!

Hey, it's dangerous if you let go suddenly!

Suiryu-town wins this battle!

What's wrong?

You were scared, right? Don't worry.

Wait a second!

Why? Why did you let go?

If I pulled anymore, they'd have torn.

Treat things with care and they'll last longer.

It's the housewife's job to cut down on waste, make ends meet, and make the family happy.

I'd rather give those clothes to you than keep fighting and tear them.

That was scary wasn't it..

Sorry about that.

You don't like fighting right?

No.

That's right, we shouldn't fight.

Do you want candy?

Yes, please.

Candy is no good.

You want a crepe?

It's a little squished, but it's still tasty.

No thanks..

Listen..

Your selfish behavior

is gonna make somebody cry.

Don't forget this..

I'm sorry.

Me too.

I'm sorry.

This is no fun anymore. I'm going home!

Take it.

What? Chocolate and Anko (red bean paste)?

Believe me, it's tasty.

That's a new crepe that I'll be selling at the Food Expo.

The Food Expo?

Yes.

See? I got everything I need to make crepes. I'm aiming to be No. 1 in sales.

The suppliers had a prior commitments, but I bribed them so I could buy a lot of flour, red bean paste, chocolate, and eggs.

So, you weren't the one who bought up everything?

I told you it wasn't me!

So, it was him.

It all started with him.

What?

Get him!

Oh no! What should I do with this?

Blondie!

Give me back that smart phone!

What?

What's wrong with this blondie?

Ah, is it the time to pick Himawari up? I'll go.

I'll go.

A househusband needs to take a break every once in a while

See you.

Miku.

What?

Check this!

Oh my god! Seriously?!

You've always wanted this one, right?

I saw this T-shirt in the wagon.

That's for Himawari, right? I'm moved.

You're gonna try it on now? You look good in pink and it's a perfect size.

Hey, it's for you?!

Tacchan, thank you.

It's super cute.

I'm sorry about the Naporitan spaghetti...

No problem. It was tasty.

Have fun!

OK.

Masa,

Yes.

If you ever call Miku "Omae (Rude way of saying You)" again, I'll beat your ass and dump your body in the ocean!

I'm sorry.

I'm gonna head out too since I'm a bit worried about her.

Big Sis.

Tatsu, it's on me.

I'll take you up on that. Excuse me.

Thank you for your hard work.

Where's my money stash?!

What's with this piece of crap?!

What the hell!!

Well, it was a great festival.

All thanks to Tatsu.

Big Sis.

What?

Big Sis, can you use your strength to settle this fight?

Oh please, I...

Even though you quit being a yakuza, you're still a Big Sister to me.

Since you've cried so many times because of the man you fell in love with, you can settle this fight.

Please.

Big Bro.

I still want him to come back.

Hey, Tatsu. Good timing.

What?!

Can you sell some of this black stuff?

What?

I couldn't sell a lot of crepes at the Food Expo.

Is this the leftover stock?

The quality of this black stuff is excellent!

It'll melt your brain..

I see, it looks like the pure stuff.

Of course.

Excuse me.

You have some black stuff that'll melt your brain?

You're an idiot!

Hey, wait!

Why me?

What do you mean by pure?

You're asking for trouble too.

Take this..

No thanks.

There's no way they'll let you go with that.

Take this!

No thanks.

Anyway, please come with us to the police station.

It's right over there.

This is your fault!

It's your fault!

I'm not going.

Me neither!

See you.

Please come with us.

Next Episode

Please let me join the PTA.

Get in the PTA (parent-teacher association)!?

Really? Why do you want to do that?

These sweets contain a shocking ingredient. Once you try this, you can't stop.

A Big Uproar! Halloween Attack!

Why would you say such a strange thing?

Miku!

Darling, let's go!

That man is a robber!

Thank you for your hard work!