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Secret Santa.

Apparently I'm the only one here for rehearsal.

This is Manchester.

This is my home,

and it's not my first time on this stage. No.

I've played the Palace many times, just like Liza.

Oh, they're coming for me.

Last day of the tour.

I've got a flight home tomorrow. Very excited.

Also very excited to get drunk tonight.

Also very excited for the show tonight.

Also very excited for Christmas

and the Secret Santa that we're just about to do.

Hopefully no one gets me a shit present,

because I'm not very good at acting.

So I'll be like, "Oh, my gosh. Yay.

Thank you so much." [laughs]

We're just about to do Secret Santa,

just to sign off and say sayonara, everybody.

I love you, I love you.

To be honest, this is probably gonna be

the last time we're all gonna be together as a 10.

For a long time.

It's the final show.

It's been really amazing, like, so much fun,

and now it's gonna end, and that's really sad.

I am, like, fuck-off tired.

Y'all better get ready tonight,

because it's the final night.

This is the final night, the hands.

Yes, all the choreography last night...

But wait. Who are we waiting for?

Where the fuck has she gone?

I just left her in the shop.

She said, "I know the routine," so...

-She said what? -Pblblblblblt.

She said, "I know the routine."

-Okay. -Fair enough.

Should we just do sound check?

-[laughs] -Can we do sound check?

At this point, if you don't know the routine,

well, doll, you made it.

[all laugh]

Y'all, do you all wanna give 'em out?

Alyssa, be Santa.

Sit down. I'll pass 'em out.

Okay, this one is for Vivienne.

Okay.

To Jon.

Ooh! Pretty.

It says me. It says "Granny."

That's for Granny. [all laugh]

I'm sorry, I'm late again.

-Scaredy Kat. -Oh, thanks.

Vinegar, you missed roll call, but that's all right.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Miss Alyssa.

To you, a ho. To Ricardo.

You are a ho, that's right.

I am a ho.

Geo. Geondra.

All right. We got Blu.

[all laugh]

What?

Gothy, for the gothic.

Here's Sum Ting, okay.

And this is for Nicholas.

Oh, he's cute.

-Who did we miss? -Got Cheryl's?

Okay, so Baga had Cheryl, obviously.

Yeah, I'll open Baga's.

[all laugh]

This is fancy.

-Ooh! -Oh!

Oh, my gosh, where is mine?

Aah! Thank you so much!

This is beautiful!

Oh, my God, bless you.

I just know you're having a wedding,

so I was like I'm not gonna buy her anything.

Oh. Well, now I don't feel too bad about buying you that!

Ooh, what's this?

-Oh! -Oh!

That is perfect.

Okay, somebody--

Oh, that's cute. I want that!

[all laugh]

Oh, my God.

Aah!

[all laugh]

A new trackie, yay!

[applause]

One, two...

What in the world is this?

I mean, I'm gonna cough that out, aren't I?

It was there when they bought part of it.

Oh, you didn't actually make it. Thank God.

[all laugh]

Oh, my God!

I don't know. [all laugh]

[all laugh]

Let's see the cock.

You got the whole package!

Those veins.

This is a club.

And that, I don't understand.

[all laugh]

-Shall I see what Baga got? -Yeah.

Baga got...

Oh, wow. A bottle of pink gin.

[all laugh]

So awesome!

It was so much fun on this tour with you.

So much fun.

Can you believe that she got me a Vivienne Westwood necklace?

This is so beautiful.

This is too fancy, I think, to wear to my dance class.

Let's do the finale, sweetie.

Roll out the red carpet, because royalty is here.

[music plays, no dialogue]

[no audible dialogue]

-What are we doing? -We're getting ready.

Do you wanna see?

Might wear that on stage tonight.

For the girls.

It's a big, thick one as well.

Here she is.

It's all babby girl stuff, sorry.

Anywhere we are in the world, we can phone each other. Look.

Oh, babby girl phones!

-Well, which you want? -You can pick it, sure.

I'll take the little pink phone.

So anywhere in the world, we can talk to each other. Look.

-Babby, babby? -Hello, babby girl.

Oh, babby girl, so happy to see you, babby.

Babby girl.

The signal's a bit shit today, but--

[laughs]

So here we are. It's the last night.

We made it. We survived.

The girls made it, their official Season 1 tour.

How exciting.

Like, this has really been an exciting adventure.

I think as a group, this cast is very exciting

because, well, this is the inaugural, you know,

welcome RuPaul's Drag Race to the UK officially.

It's such an honor that I'm, you know,

not only a part of that,

but I'm living this.

I'm getting to do all this.

I'm getting to travel over here and do what I love to do.

I love the girls' excitement.

The energy is contagious.

This tour has been nothing short of amazing.

Every night, sold-out audiences.

And the audiences are so diverse.

Like, last night, meeting, you know,

these little kids in the audience,

I just think that's incredible.

I think because I didn't grow up watching drag,

not on television and definitely not live,

to see families here, you know,

moms and dads, grandmas, aunts and uncles

with these children, it's just so powerful.

It really is.

And it just kind of, like, reminds you

that what you do, it's bigger

than just you putting on a wig and lashes and long nails.

It's important, because you're really telling someone,

inspiring them with your work.

So I'm just--I'm, like...

I'm over the moon that I get to be here.

It's been a ball backstage every single night in the rehearsals.

I've been doing this for so long at this point, 20 years later,

you've got to just find that space where you can laugh

and you can have fun and you can enjoy it.

Yeah, I'm always on time. I'm never late.

It's an actual rule of mine: always be on time.

Always be on time, know your steps, know your words.

Where were you for rehearsal today?

It's cause I fell-- not fell asleep.

But I nearly fainted in Gucci.

-[scoffs] -I fainted in Gucci,

so I had to have a glass of water and a sit-down.

Alyssa gave me $300 towards the wedding.

She said I am one of the greatest talents she's ever met.

She said, "I've never seen a queen sing--"

She don't even-- she said she don't even--

she's not hardly seen any queens sing.

She said even the singers in America,

they have to lip sync because the tours won't let 'em do it.

Because at the end of the day,

they might be able to hold a tune,

but you know what I mean,

they're not exactly me, are they?

They can't do the proper stuff, the belting,

the Shirley Basseys, the Pavarottis, the Montserrats.

They can't do that.

-[coughs] -The Montserrats.

And the directors over there,

some of them can't even direct piss into a bucket.

But over here, yeah.

It's been so much fun.

I think none of us

expected the level of craziness that it was gonna be.

Tell me what was crazy.

Just the reaction from everybody.

I was just expecting to come out

and people would be like, "Oh, well, yeah."

But they've exceeded every show.

Everybody's been getting crazier, louder,

cheering to the roof.

It's been amazing.

The response has been incredible.

I would have preferred

to have been able to give a better performance, that's all.

Like, I don't feel like I gave people

as good a performance as I would have liked.

You know, that's the only thing.

But such is life.

This is how it is. Deal with it, move on.

It's been such a roller coaster ride.

I expected it to be a lot more difficult than it was,

and it's just been so much more fun,

apart from Sum Ting snoring and keeping me awake all night.

The highlights for me,

probably conquering something

that I was so nervous about doing.

I've always hated to dance,

even, like, as a boy going to clubs.

I don't dance.

Like, I'll go and, like, chat to someone,

or just get really drunk and then go home.

So to get on stage and dancing for everyone

and to have such a positive response has been so exciting.

Excited for the last show?

-I am. Are you? -Yeah.

-Do you not shave your armpits? -But are you, though?

-But are you? -Uh-huh.

It's been a good experience, but has it?

-Has it, though? -Has it, though?

Has it been a good experience?

At least I think so.

I wanna retire.

I'm gonna book a month off,

because I want my surgery done.

What are you having done, boobs?

Pec transplant, lipo,

and Y-cross.

Yoo-hoo. Divas to the dance floor, please.

-Is this what we're doing here? -Yep.

Hello, big boy!

-Hello. -How are you?

Liverpool's here. [laughs]

Oh, they've come in droves.

The thing is, we haven't got a date for Liverpool.

So people want me.

[laughs]

How are you?

Straight down the lens. straight down the lens.

You're looking fabulous. Have you lost weight?

-I have. -She got a new girdle.

Slut!

Oh, I've got a bottle of Slut!

Is this after me?

I got this bottle.

Oh, my God, I've got me own fragrance.

Fuck you, Gemma Collins and Kerry Katona.

I want a bottle of Slut for Christmas.

Yeah, I made it, so...

Spray me tuppence with that.

Bye!

The last Meet & Greet is over for me and Cheryl.

We had a great time.

It's gonna be a good show.

It's gonna be the best show.

It's gonna be the show to end all shows!

Oh, there she is!

Every date, she made it.

I was like, "Where's Megan? There hasn't been an accident?"

Very sad. Very sad.

But also very tired.

She has been to every show,

and it's the same old shit every night.

I'm ready to go to bed for about a month.

I need a ciggie.

I've not been in uni for two weeks,

so I probably should--

I probably should sort that out.

Fabric's cutting you up.

I like to be early.

I prefer to be early than on time.

I don't know why. I've always done it.

If people arrive late and it messes the day up,

then it's frustrating.

Because I think drag-- just because we do drag,

it doesn't mean it's different to any other job.

Show up on time, be nice to people, do your job.

Get out of my fucking way!

I decided to wear red hair today to look pretty.

This is her Divina De Campo cosplay.

She's got a red wig and a gold dress.

I came second!

-A hairy chest? -Hairy chest.

They don't see it onstage.

Very Crystal.

Oh, yeah, I'm doing-- I'm all the greats.

Crystal, Divina.

Divina looks great tonight.

Divina looks absolutely stunning tonight.

Just painted me face again.

I like the brow on you.

Well, good, that's nice.

See, this is what they do to me.

They all go, "You look really nice tonight"

every time they see me.

That's the sign of a good drag queen,

because they just improve every time you see them.

They're like a chameleon. So that's the best--

When she says it, it's twice as sweet.

She said this.

She's running out of nice things to say.

I love her nails tonight.

Her nails tonight are the best part.

No, they covered it.

Smells like beef and onion hula hoops.

-[laughs] -Oh!

I haven't had beef and onion Hula Hoops.

-[laughs] -I wonder what his name was?

[laughs]

What?

No, we're moving on, moving on.

Moving on swiftly to her disappointing shag.

Anyway, uh... [laughs]

[humming]

They put the dress on the wrong way on Baga.

I mean, it probably can't look any worse.

Probably look just the same anyway.

It looks the same. They're the same.

Apparently, she's having a drama about it.

Is this it?

In this light, you can't see the makeup on her face,

so she looks a little bit like the Chuckie doll.

-Baga, what's happening? -[mouthing reply]

Whew!

Supposed to put Ruby in her dresses,

which were made, like, 20 years before.

Yay!

Oh, my God, I get a round of applause

-for getting into a dress. -Only by me.

Oh, there she is, Miss Crystal.

Right, we're all here.

We're all here.

Hello, you cunts!

I think we're good.

Start the music!

We need Alyssa.

Yeah, baby.

[cheers and applause]

♪ Gonna take the ride ♪

♪ Gonna take the ride and dance with you ♪

♪ Gonna take the ride ♪

♪ Gonna take the ride and ride and ride ♪

♪ Gonna take the ride ♪

♪ Gonna take the ride and dance with you ♪

♪ Gonna take the ride ♪

Divas, to the dance floor, please.

-Hit it. -♪ I wanna dance, dance ♪

♪ I wanna dance, dance ♪

♪ I wanna dance, dance ♪

♪ Dance with you ♪

Take a bow, ladies, take a bow!

Are you guys ready for the only drag show tonight?

[cheers and applause]

I love you!

[cheers and applause]

Manchester, let me introduce to you

your Season 1 of RuPaul's Drag Race UK cast.

Gothy Kendoll!

Scaredy Kat!

Vinegar Strokes!

Crystal!

♪ Fadin' out, holding on ♪

Sum Ting Wong!

♪ Taking off, turn around ♪

Blu Hydrangea!

♪ A new day ♪

♪ This is the beginning ♪

Cheryl Hole!

♪ This is the beginning of the rest of your life ♪

Baga Chipz!

♪ The beginning, this is the beginning of the rest of... ♪

Divina De Campo!

♪ Get, get, get it, get it right, right ♪

♪ Get it, get it, get it ♪

The Vivienne!

♪ Get it, get it ♪

♪ Get, get, get it, get it right, right ♪

Give it up for our dancers!

♪ That was the end, this is now ♪

♪ Here we go, starting over ♪

♪ You decide, change your mind ♪

♪ Miracles happen every day ♪

♪ This is the beginning, the beginning ♪

♪ This is the beginning ♪

Oh, my fucking God, it's done!

Bye. Thank you so much, love.

Thank you so much, love.

-Thank you. -Thank you, Alyssa.

Such a pleasure.

All together, three, two, one.

♪ This is the beginning of the rest of your life ♪

♪ Let me get a look ♪

♪ I'm the Supreme ♪

♪ Okay, you want some more ♪

♪ Strut, strut, strut, strut ♪

♪ Strut, strut ♪

♪ Strut, strut, strut, strut ♪

♪ Kick, dip, split, pose ♪