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♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪
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♪ FOR THE THINGS
THAT YOU DO ♪
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♪ MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M ONE
WITH THE WORLD ♪
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♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪
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♪ BOY, MY HEART
WILL BE TRUE ♪
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♪ JUST AS LONG AS I'LL BE
YOUR GIRL... ♪
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I AM REALLY FEELIN'
THIS NEW DO.
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YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER
DONE BANGS BEFORE.
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THEY REALLY COMPLIMENT
MY FACE. DON'T YOU THINK?
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OH, NO, NO.
THAT'S WAY TOO EXPENSIVE.
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♪ ...ONE WITH
THE WORLD ♪
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♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪
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♪ BOY, MY HEART
WILL BE TRUE ♪
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♪ JUST AS LONG AS I'LL BE
YOUR GIRL... ♪
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HOW ABOUT SOME LIP,
SWEETIE?
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♪ REMEMBER LYING AWAKE ♪
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♪ PRAYIN' FOR A MAN
LIKE YOU ♪
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♪ WISHIN' MY FANTASIES COULD
SOMEHOW ONE DAY COME TRUE ♪
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♪ I WANTED SOMEONE WHO'D
APPRECIATE THE THINGS I DO ♪
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♪ I FINALLY FOUND MY BABY ♪
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♪ AND THAT IS YOU ♪
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♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU, YEAH... ♪
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MMMWAH!
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[PURRS]
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WORKIN' IT!
HA HA HA!
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♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪
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♪ BOY, MY HEART
WILL BE TRUE ♪
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♪ JUST AS LONG AS I'LL BE
YOUR GIRL ♪
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♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪
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♪ FOR THE THINGS
THAT YOU DO ♪
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♪ MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M ONE
WITH THE WORLD ♪
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♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪
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♪ BOY, MY HEART
WILL BE TRUE ♪
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♪ JUST AS LONG AS I'LL BE
YOUR GIRL... ♪
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I LOOK FABULOUS.
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♪ I'M FALLIN' FOR YOU,
BABE ♪
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♪ BOY, MY HEART
WILL BE TRUE ♪
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♪ JUST AS LONG AS I'LL BE
YOUR GIRL ♪
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♪ I'LL BE YOUR BABY GIRL ♪
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♪ I'LL BE YOUR BABY ♪
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♪ I'LL BE YOUR BABY ♪
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♪ MAKE ME FEEL LIKE
I'M ONE WITH THE WORLD ♪
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♪ I'M ONE WITH THIS WORLD ♪
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♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪
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♪ BOY MY HEART
WILL BE TRUE... ♪
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[SNAPS FINGERS]
SHOW TIME.
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♪ ...JUST AS LONG AS I'LL BE
YOUR GIRL ♪
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♪ MMM, DO YOU EVEN KNOW ♪
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♪ THAT I THINK ABOUT YOU
CONSTANTLY? ♪
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♪ BABY, REALIZE
I'M ALL THE WOMAN ♪
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♪ THAT YOU'LL EVER NEED ♪
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♪ LET ME SHOW YOU ♪
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♪ JUST HOW COOL I THINK
OUR THING COULD BE ♪
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♪ ALL I WANT
IS YOUR GOOD LOVIN', WHOO ♪
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♪ I'M FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪
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♪ FOR THE THINGS
THAT YOU DO ♪
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♪ MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M ONE
WITH THE WORLD... ♪
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YOU NEVER STOP,
DO YOU?
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OOH.
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GOTTA LOOK GOOD
FOR THE CLIENTS.
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I WANT YOU TO SAVE
SOME ENERGY FOR ME...
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FOR LATER.
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HA HA.
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OH, DANG.
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I TOTALLY FORGOT.
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I GOTTA MEET
WITH ANDREA LATER.
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THAT WITCH.
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RELAX, BABY.
SHE'S JUST A CLIENT.
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IT'S ONLY BUSINESS.
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SHE DOES NOT THINK
OF ME THAT WAY.
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SHE'D LIKE TO USE YOUR FACE
AS AN EXERCISE BIKE.
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YOU DO WANT ME TO BE
SUCCESSFUL, DON'T YOU?
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SURE.
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GOOD. LISTEN...
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TOMORROW AFTERNOON,
AFTER YOGA.
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YEAH.
OK.
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OHH.
OOH.
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WHOA.
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THAT WAS FABULOUS.
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HEH.
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NOW I KNOW HOW YOU STAY
IN SUCH GOOD SHAPE.
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OH, YOU'RE IN
GREAT SHAPE YOURSELF.
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COMPLIMENTS OF YOU.
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UH-HUH. DARRYL DOES
A BODY GOOD.
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YES, YOU DO.
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NOW, LOOK...
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YOU KNOW I'M IN
THE GYM TONIGHT.
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I'M GONNA SCHEDULE YOU
FOR A REAL WORKOUT.
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HEH. WHAT DO YOU THINK
THAT WAS?
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HA HA HA.
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OOH. MMM.
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YOU KNOW, DARRYL,
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I USED TO WALK IN A ROOM,
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AND ALL THE MEN
WOULD LOOK.
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[SIGHS]
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I WAS SUCH
A KNOCKOUT. OOH.
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YOU STILL ARE.
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THANK YOU.
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I WANT TO COME OVER THERE
AND BITE THAT CAN.
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HEH. YOU BETTER
LEAVE MY CAN ALONE.
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I HAVE A LOVE SCENE
TOMORROW,
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AND I DON'T NEED IT
ALL CHEWED UP.
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CAN'T I JUST GET
A LITTLE NIBBLE?
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NO.
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TELL ME SOMETHING,
DARRYL.
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ARE YOU STILL
DOING LAUREN?
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I TOLD YOU...
SHE'S JUST A CLIENT.
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YEAH.
SHE'S A CLIENT,
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I'M A CLIENT,
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WE'RE ALL
JUST CLIENTS. HEH.
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YOU MUST THINK I'M
INCREDIBLY STUPID.
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ANDREA, WE HAVE BEEN
OVER THIS.
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WHATEVER.
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NOW, BACK TO ME.
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NOW, I NEED YOU TO BE
HONEST WITH ME, DARRYL.
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AM I LOSING IT? HMM?
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HECK NO!
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GOOD.
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YOU ARE IMPECCABLE.
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HEH HEH HEH.
SUPERB!
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STUPENDOUS!
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MM-HMM.
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YOU ARE ALL THAT
AND A BOWL OF CHIPS.
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I GIVE YOU... 4 STARS.
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IT'S A BAG OF CHIPS.
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YOU MAKE ME SOUND
LIKE A RESTAURANT.
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WELL...
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4 STARS.
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PERHAPS IT'S TIME
I REVISITED
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THIS PARTICULAR
RESTAURANT.
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I DO BELIEVE I HAVE
A RESERVATION.
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WATCH THE HAIR.
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KITCHEN'S CLOSED.
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HOW ABOUT THE DRIVE-THRU?
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[COCKS GUN]
FREEZE.
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I'VE GOT A GUN, AND
I KNOW HOW TO USE IT,
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SO PUT YOUR HANDS UP
IN THE AIR
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WHERE I CAN SEE THEM.
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I GUESS IT'S TRUE
WHAT THEY SAY
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ABOUT RETURNING TO
THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.
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BUT DID YOU REALLY THINK
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YOU WERE GONNA GET AWAY
WITH THIS TWICE?
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NOW, BEFORE I CALL
THE POLICE,
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LET ME GET
A LOOK AT YOU.
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TURN AROUND.
TAKE OFF THE HOOD.
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NOW, THIS IS A SURPRISE.
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NOW, WHAT'S
THAT NUMBER AGAIN?
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OH, YEAH. 9-1-1.
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NO, WAIT. PLEASE DON'T
MAKE THAT CALL.
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WE'RE BOTH ADULTS HERE.
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CAN'T WE WORK
SOMETHING OUT?
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LIKE WHAT?
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NICE.
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VERY NICE.
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VERY NICE INDEED.
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BUT JUST WATCH IT
WITH THAT GUN.
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OH, I'M WATCHING IT,
ALL RIGHT.
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AND THAT'S NOT
MY GUN.
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UHH!
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Director: CUT!
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GOOD? HA HA HA!
ALL RIGHT.
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GOOD TAKE, GOOD TAKE.
HA HA. HOW WAS I?
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YOU GUYS ARE GREAT.
YOU GUYS ARE GREAT.
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ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S LUNCH.
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THIS IS LUNCH.
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THAT'S ENOUGH.
WHERE'S MY ROBE?
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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SO, LYDIA...
MM-HMM?
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WHAT'S THE BIG NEWS?
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JUST A LITTLE PARAMOUNT
CALLING ME,
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AND I'VE GOT
THE HOOK-UP.
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YOU'VE GOT MY ATTENTION.
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WELL, I HAVE GOT YOU
A MEETING
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FOR A MAJOR ROLE...
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YES! YES!
UH-HUH...
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IN THE FILM VERSION
OF THE SMURFS.
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THE SMURFS?
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
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LYDIA, DO I LOOK
LIKE A SMURF TO YOU?
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I TOLD YOU THAT I WANTED
TO STRETCH, NOT SHRINK.
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GIRLFRIEND...
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WE ARE TALKING MAJOR
BLING-BLING HERE.
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HOW MAJOR?
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[HUMMING]
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BA-LING AND BA-LING!
HA HA HA!
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YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT
THOSE SMURFS WERE REAL CUTE.
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I COULD ROCK THAT HAT,
RIGHT? POW!
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WHOO! BOY...
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WOULDN'T MIND
THE COLOR BLUE, EITHER.
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YOU'D LOOK GREAT.
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IT'S A GOOD SHADE FOR ME.
MM-HMM.
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AND, ON TOP OF THAT,
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GUESS WHO WILL BE DIRECTING
THIS LITTLE MOVIE.
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WHO?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE MR. SPIKE LEE.
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SPIKE LEE IS GONNA BE
DIRECTING THE SMURFS?
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OH, IT IS GOING TO BE
OFF THE CHAIN.
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OK, OK, ALL RIGHT.
WHAT ELSE?
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OH, THE NETWORK
KEEPS CALLING.
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THEY REALLY WANT YOU
IN A SERIES,
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AND THEY WILL NOT
TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.
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THAT LAST SCRIPT
WAS AWFUL.
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OH, IT WAS HORRIBLE.
IT WAS WACK. I KNOW.
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BUT THIS TIME,
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THEY'VE GOT KIND OF
A NEW CONCEPT.
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WHAT IS IT?
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THEY WOULD LIKE
FOR YOU
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TO PLAY A RECENTLY
DIVORCED HOUSEWIFE.
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OH, COME ON.
2 KIDS... THAT'S IT.
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HOW OLD ARE THE KIDS?
I'M NOT TRYING TO LOOK OLD.
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NO!
HONEY, I'M ANDREA.
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YOU ARE.
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FABULOUS, YOUNG,
FRESH, MWAH!
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YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
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AND IT STAYS
THAT WAY, OK?
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SO I'M SURE I COULD GET IT
DOWN TO, WHAT, KINDERGARTEN.
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OK, WELL,
WHAT ABOUT THE SCRIPT?
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MM. IT IS DA BOMB.
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OH, IT'S GONNA
BLOW UP.
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REALLY?
MM-HMM.
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AND IF THIS THING
GOES INTO SYNDICATION...
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[GASPS]
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OH, YOU ARE GOING
TO BE LIVIN' CHILLY.
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MM-HMM. CAN I HAVE
ANOTHER DRINK?
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00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:07,740
UH, YOU BETTER SLOW DOWN
ON THE DRINKS, GIRLFRIEND.
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THAT'S A MARGARITA,
NOT A SLURPEE.
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OH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT ME.
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IT'S ALL GRAVY.
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WHAT IS GOING ON
WITH YOU, THOUGH?
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COME ON,
YOU CAN TELL ME.
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OH, LOOK, I AM NOT
ONLY YOUR AGENT.
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I AM ALSO
YOUR SISTA.
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SO COME ON, TELL ME.
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WHAT IS REALLY,
REALLY,
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REALLY, REALLY
GOOD WITH YA?
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IT'S JUST STRANGE THAT WE'RE
HAVING LUNCH AT THIS HOTEL.
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SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ME
HERE A FEW YEARS AGO.
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HA HA.
WELL, WHAT IS IT?
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A FEW YEARS AGO,
I WAS SEEING SOMEONE,
240
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,503
AND I HAD THIS
SNEAKING SUSPICION
241
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,205
THAT HE WAS SEEING
SOMEONE ELSE...
242
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,372
MM-HMM?
243
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,808
I JUST COULDN'T
PROVE IT.
244
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,109
YOU DON'T CALL ME
LIKE YOU USED TO...
245
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,476
I'M WORKING!
YOU'RE WORKING.
246
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,178
LOOK, BABY,
I PROMISE YOU
247
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:49,581
THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY
WOMAN IN MY LIFE.
248
00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:53,585
I JUST WANT YOU
TO TELL ME HER NAME!
249
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,688
ROBERT,
BE A MAN ABOUT IT
250
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,256
AND TELL ME THE TRUTH.
251
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,925
ANDREA, I AM TELLING YOU
THE TRUTH.
252
00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:02,461
THERE IS NO OTHER WOMAN
IN MY LIFE EXCEPT YOU.
253
00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,530
Andrea:
I ACCIDENTALLY STUMBLED
254
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:07,599
ON SOME
INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE.
255
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,670
BINGO. GOTCHA.
256
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,408
NICE TO SEE YOU.
257
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:19,145
YOU, TOO. YOU, TOO.
THANK YOU. THE USUAL.
258
00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:21,180
APPLE MARTINI,
BOURBON AND WATER.
259
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,381
UP TO THE ROOM.
260
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,784
ON ITS WAY.
261
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,356
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
262
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,490
I'M SORRY.
263
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:32,925
MY BOYFRIEND'S
CHEATING ON ME.
264
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,393
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
265
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,696
NICE JACKET.
266
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:45,171
SO, YOU JUST
COME DOWN FROM...
267
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:48,240
YOU HAVE A GUEST BY THE NAME
OF ROBERT MITCHELSON.
268
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:51,043
COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME
WHAT ROOM HE'S IN?
269
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,779
MADAM, I'M AFRAID
IT'S HOTEL POLICY
270
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:55,182
NEVER TO GIVE OUT
THAT INFORMATION.
271
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,683
HE'S IN ROOM 235.
272
00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:59,451
ROOM 235.
YEP.
273
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,452
JUST DOWN THERE.
THANK YOU.
274
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,089
THANK YOU.
MM-HMM.
275
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,190
235.
276
00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:05,425
NO, WAIT.
277
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,897
I'M GONNA NEED
A KEY FOR THAT ROOM.
278
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,899
MADAM, WE WOULD
NEVER, NEVER
279
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:16,068
GIVE OUT A GUEST'S KEY
WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION.
280
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,904
DID YOU WANT AN EXTRA KEY
WITH THAT, OR JUST THE ONE?
281
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,305
ONE WILL BE FINE.
OK.
282
00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:20,840
THERE YOU ARE.
283
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:21,974
THANK YOU.
284
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,277
ENJOY YOUR STAY.
OH, I WILL.
285
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,750
Andrea: ROOM SERVICE.
286
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,685
JUST LEAVE IT.
287
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:36,422
OH, I'M LEAVING IT,
ALL RIGHT.
288
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,225
OH. ANDREA.
289
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:40,226
UH...
290
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,929
THIS IS NOT
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
291
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,563
IS THAT RIGHT?
292
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:47,099
DO I LOOK BLIND TO YOU?
293
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,235
BECAUSE IT LOOKS TO ME
THAT YOU'RE IN A HOTEL,
294
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:52,271
WAITIN' ON YOUR COW TO
COME OUT AND DO YOUR BUSINESS.
295
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,274
WHERE IS SHE?
WHERE IS THE LITTLE COW AT?
296
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,879
WHERE IS
THE NO-GOOD WITCH AT?
297
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:03,851
I AM NOT A COW,
AND I AIN'T NOBODY'S WITCH.
298
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,253
OHH!
299
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:10,522
I TOLD YOU YOU WERE
THE ONLY WOMAN.
300
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,891
NO. NO, NO, NO.
301
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,126
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
OK. THIS IS JUST A DREAM.
302
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,429
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO COME
AND WAKE ME UP!
303
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,464
ROBERT...
304
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,834
NOW, IT IS BAD ENOUGH
THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND
305
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:24,837
HAS TURNED OUT TO BE
A BOYFRIEND,
306
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,572
BUT HE'S EVEN WEARING
MY ROBE!
307
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,440
MISSY, THIS IS NOT
YOUR ROBE.
308
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:29,909
IT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE.
309
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,844
THAT'S MY MAN,
AND THAT'S MY ROBE.
310
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,745
I KNOW MY ROBE
WHEN I SEE IT.
311
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,381
OK, I WANT YOU
TO CALL ME CRYSTAL,
312
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,116
'CAUSE I WANT YOU TO BE
CRYSTAL CLEAR ON THIS...
313
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,852
I DESIGNED THIS ROBE,
SO DON'T EVEN GO THERE!
314
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,854
OH, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU
THERE, ALL RIGHT...
315
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:44,290
AAAAH! AAH!
316
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,457
MM! AH!
317
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,893
ANDREA COLLINS!
318
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,128
ANDREA COLLINS!
ROBERT, YOU DID NOT TELL ME
319
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,130
YOU WERE DOING
MISS ANDREA COLLINS!
320
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,899
ANDREA COLLINS,
I AM SO SORRY.
321
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,666
I DID NOT MEAN
TO BE DOING YOUR MAN.
322
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,869
LET ME JUST TELL YOU,
I HAVE SEEN ALL OF YOUR FILMS,
323
00:13:56,870 --> 00:14:00,006
AND YOU ARE ONE OF
MY FAVORITE ACTRESSES.
324
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,174
THANK YOU. HA HA.
325
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,643
ANDREA COLLINS, YOU'RE EVEN
MORE BEAUTIFUL IN PERSON
326
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,946
TH-TH-THAN YOU ARE ON TV.
327
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,948
I LOVED YOUR TV SHOW.
328
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,883
LOOSE ENDS?
YES!
329
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,284
OOH, GIRL,
YOU WERE NASTY IN THAT ONE.
330
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,753
WASN'T I?
OOH! [HISSES]
331
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,155
AND I WATCHED
EVERY EPISODE.
332
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,723
I EVEN SAW THE RERUNS.
333
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:21,727
WELL, THAT'S GREAT.
HEH. GREAT.
334
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,829
SO, YOU REALLY
DESIGNED THESE ROBES?
335
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,764
OH, YES, GIRL.
I DESIGNED THIS ROBE.
336
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,433
I FOUND THE FABRIC,
THE CHINESE SATIN,
337
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,902
I EVEN FOUND A CHINAMAN.
HE HAD 2 COLORS...
338
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,237
BLACK AND CHERRY.
339
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,239
I PUT 'EM TOGETHER
AND MADE BLACK CHERRY!
340
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,640
OH, NO, CHILD.
PUT THAT UP.
341
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,308
OH, I'M SO SORRY, BABY.
342
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,876
OH! OOH!
343
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,946
I LOVE YOUR COAT!
344
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,580
OH, THIS OLD THING?
345
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,049
EXCUSE ME!
ANDREA...
346
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,250
WHATEVER.
WHATEVER.
347
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,018
NOW, BACK TO ME...
YES?
348
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,619
Lydia: SO, WHATEVER
HAPPENED TO ROBERT?
349
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,887
HEH. ROBERT?
350
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,990
HEH. I KICKED HIS
CHEATIN' BUTT TO THE CURB.
351
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,125
OH, WELL, PROPS TO YOU,
GIRLFRIEND. ALL RIGHT.
352
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,161
HE DESERVED IT.
YES, HE DID.
353
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,728
WHOO, HE WAS
BAD NEWS, HUH?
354
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,764
MM. WHAT ABOUT
THAT OTHER GUY?
355
00:14:58,765 --> 00:14:59,765
WHO, DENNIS?
YEAH.
356
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:00,799
I HIRED HIM.
357
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,301
WHAT?
YOU'RE KIDDING.
358
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,036
HE BECAME MY DESIGNER, AND
WE WENT INTO BUSINESS TOGETHER.
359
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,071
SURE DID.
360
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,872
WHOO! I LOVE THAT.
HA HA HA!
361
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,607
THE MORAL
OF THAT STORY IS...
362
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,809
ANOTHER BOYFRIEND
WILL ALWAYS COME AROUND.
363
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,211
BUT A HOT STYLIST?
[SNAPS]
364
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,745
CHILD, HARD TO FIND.
365
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,247
OOH, YOU GO, GIRL!
366
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,282
OOH.
367
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:19,818
LYDIA? WHY DON'T YOU
LET ME DRIVE YOU HOME?
368
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,720
OH, HONEY, NO.
I DIDN'T DRIVE MY CAR.
369
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,156
MM-MM.
DIDN'T YOU PEEP MY RIDE?
370
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,425
THAT IS NOT YOUR LIMO.
371
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,227
IT IS MY LIMO.
372
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:31,097
COST ME A LOT OF CHEDDAR,
BUT IT'S MINE.
373
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,099
OH, I KNOW THAT
YOU HAVE GOTTA SLIDE
374
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,700
TO THE LEFT SIDE, OK?
375
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,569
BUT I AM HAVING A PARTY
NEXT WEEK AT MY CRIB.
376
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,805
WHY DON'T YOU COME BY
SO WE CAN KICK IT?
377
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,240
ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW I'LL BE THERE.
378
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,775
GOOD. OH. IF YOU NEED
ANYTHING, YOU HOLLA.
379
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,245
OR BETTER YET,
HIT ME ON MY CELLY.
380
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,613
HIT YOU ON YOUR CELLY.
MM-HMM.
381
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,416
LYDIA, WHEN DID YOU
BECOME SO STREET, HUH?
382
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,284
OH, SWEETHEART,
383
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:53,152
I'VE BEEN INTO HIP-HOP
FOR YEARS.
384
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,154
YEAH, YOU KNOW, I'M DOWN
WITH THE CULTURE.
385
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,888
IS THAT RIGHT?
YEAH.
386
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,157
LIKE TO KEEP IT GANGSTA.
387
00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,891
WELL, GIVE ME A POUND
ON THAT, GIRL.
388
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:00,993
OK, HERE WE GO.
MM-HMM.
389
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,628
UH, UH...
OH, YEAH.
390
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:03,762
KEEP IT REAL, GIRL.
391
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:04,796
OH, WORD TO YOU.
392
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:05,998
OK? OK?
UH-HUH.
393
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,266
HEY, DO YOU HAVE
ANY MONEY?
394
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,834
OH. YEAH, I GOT YOU.
395
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,038
[MUSIC PLAYING]
396
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,365
[NO AUDIO]
397
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,800
ALL RIGHT. WELL,
JUST GIVE ME SOME FEEDBACK
398
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,770
ON THE CALLBACK, OK?
ALL RIGHT. LOVE YOU. MEAN IT.
399
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,505
THANK YOU
FOR COMING.
400
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,307
I COULDN'T REACH
MY THERAPIST.
401
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,076
GIRL, YOU KNOW
WE GOT YOUR BACK.
402
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,343
SO, WHAT HAPPENED?
403
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,145
HE CALLED AND BROKE UP
WITH ME ON THE PHONE.
404
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,746
HE SAID I WAS TOO NEEDY.
405
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,315
THAT'S PATHETIC.
406
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,816
I MEAN,
WHAT DO MEN WANT?
407
00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,451
GIRL, IT'S LIKE
CATCHING A CAB.
408
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,387
IF THE LIGHT'S ON
AND YOU'RE NOT READY,
409
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:04,223
THEY'LL TAKE YOUR ACT
FOR A RIDE EVERY TIME.
410
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,957
WORDS TO LIVE BY.
411
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,059
HEY.
412
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,827
HEY, SORRY I'M LATE.
MWAH.
413
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,063
I JUST HAD TO FIRE
MY BARTENDER.
414
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,698
JOE?
MM-HMM.
415
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,633
I LIKED HIM.
416
00:17:13,634 --> 00:17:15,134
HE GAVE ME FREE DRINKS
ALL THE TIME.
417
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,803
THAT'S EXACTLY WHY
I FIRED HIM.
418
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,205
WELL,
YOU LOOK GREAT.
419
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,773
REALLY?
MM-HMM.
420
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:22,941
GOSH, I NEED A DRINK.
421
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,276
ME, TOO.
422
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,377
[SNAPS] WAITER!
423
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,079
MM. SO, HOW WAS
YOUR WEEKEND?
424
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,114
PERFECT.
425
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:29,381
I HAD MY COLON
CLEANSED
426
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,916
AND THEN WENT OUT
ON A DATE.
427
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,451
OHH. ANYONE I KNOW?
428
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:36,054
I DON'T THINK SO.
HE'S VERY NICE.
429
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,189
HOW ROMANTIC.
430
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,158
YOU KNOW, DATING
IS SO CONFUSING.
431
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,492
Andrea: MMM,
I AGREE, I AGREE.
432
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,829
MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T MET
THE RIGHT MAN YET.
433
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,365
WELL, I'LL SAY THIS...
434
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,434
THERE ISN'T ONE MAN
OUT THERE
435
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:51,403
THAT I COULDN'T HAVE
IF I WANTED HIM.
436
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,440
HA HA! I DON'T THINK MEN
ARE THAT PREDICTABLE.
437
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,841
I DO.
438
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:59,545
OK. WHAT ABOUT... HIM?
439
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:04,616
Andrea: OH, PLEASE.
HEH. IT WOULD TAKE ME...
440
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:05,851
2 MINUTES, MAYBE 3.
441
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,553
HEH!
3 WHOLE MINUTES?
442
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,789
YOU'RE RIGHT. TWO.
MAYBE ONE.
443
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,159
OK, FINE. HIM.
444
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,193
HA HA!
445
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,627
Lauren: HIM?
YEAH.
446
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,764
LET'S BE REAL. THAT'S
NOT EVEN A CHALLENGE.
447
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,031
OK, FINE.
HA HA!
448
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,600
OK. WHAT ABOUT...
449
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,734
EMILY.
WHAT?
450
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,203
THEY'RE ALL
THE SAME.
451
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,138
THAT'S A BIT SIMPLISTIC,
ISN'T IT?
452
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,308
I MEAN, THEY CAN'T ALL
BE THE SAME.
453
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,579
WELL, THEN,
LET'S FIND OUT.
454
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:37,283
WHAT DO YOU LADIES SAY
TO A WAGER?
455
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,750
OOH, WHAT KIND
OF WAGER?
456
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,219
A SIMPLE ONE.
457
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,854
I SAY ANY MAN
CAN BE SEDUCED,
458
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,090
NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS.
459
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,392
AGREED.
460
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:47,260
SO?
461
00:18:47,261 --> 00:18:49,027
WELL, THINK OF IT
AS A GAME.
462
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:51,297
WE PICK A MAN
COMPLETELY AT RANDOM...
463
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:54,366
A TOTAL STRANGER,
NO TIES TO ANY OF US.
464
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,067
I SEE WHERE YOU'RE
GOING WITH THIS.
465
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:58,136
I DON'T.
OF COURSE YOU DON'T.
466
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,439
LOOK, WE PICK
THIS MAN TOGETHER,
467
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,441
AND THEN WE EACH
TAKE TURNS
468
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,975
ATTEMPTING
TO SEDUCE HIM.
469
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,311
WHO WOULD GO
FIRST?
470
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,712
WE DRAW STRAWS.
471
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,315
AND, TO MAKE IT
MORE INTERESTING,
472
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:12,418
WE EACH HAVE ONLY ONE NIGHT,
ONE SHOT,
473
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:13,685
TO GET THE JOB DONE.
474
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,255
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
THIS IS A JOKE.
475
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,290
BUT HOW WOULD WE KNOW
WHO REALLY WON?
476
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,491
HMM. GOOD QUESTION.
477
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,993
I MEAN, NONE OF US
WOULD LIE, OF COURSE,
478
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,762
BUT STILL...
479
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:27,132
THERE NEEDS TO BE SOME KIND
OF VISUAL PROOF
480
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,535
OF THE, UH, CONSUMMATION.
481
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,637
A VIDEOTAPE!
I'VE GOT A CAMERA.
482
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:32,804
AS DO I. EMILY?
483
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:35,241
OH, MY GOSH! YOU GUYS,
WHAT WOULD MY THERAPIST SAY?
484
00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:36,575
UH-UH.
485
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,143
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL
YOUR THERAPIST EVERYTHING,
486
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:39,245
DO YOU?
487
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,412
THAT IS THE IDEA.
488
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,480
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
489
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,482
I LOVE IT.
HA HA HA HA!
490
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,050
WAIT A MINUTE.
A PERFECT STRANGER?
491
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,685
WE DON'T KNOW
WHERE HE'S BEEN.
492
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,420
WELL, THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT
SO INTERESTING.
493
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,389
I MEAN, IT'S INTRIGUING.
494
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,158
IF YOU'RE NOT UP TO IT...
495
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:56,194
NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
IT'S JUST... I MEAN...
496
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,396
I GOT IT!
497
00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:01,700
THE FIRST ONE
THROUGH THE DOOR.
498
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,403
THAT DOOR?
499
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:07,273
HMM. THAT'S PRETTY RANDOM.
WHY NOT?
500
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,140
IT'S GOTTA BE SOMEONE.
501
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:11,510
THE FIRST MAN
WHO COMES IN...
502
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,981
NO. YOU GUYS, WE'RE NOT
GONNA DO THIS. LAUREN.
503
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,917
IF YOU'RE AFRAID
YOU'LL LOSE, EMILY...
504
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,152
OK, I'M NOT AFRAID.
505
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,354
GOOD.
506
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,823
HEH. FINE. OK.
507
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:25,857
I GUESS.
508
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:26,892
GREAT.
509
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,059
WHEN DO WE BEGIN?
510
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,863
I SAY... RIGHT NOW.
511
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,865
[MUSIC PLAYING]
512
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,636
♪ OHH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
513
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:41,940
♪ SEE, YOU'RE THE MAN
OF MY DREAMS ♪
514
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:45,511
♪ I SIT AROUND
AND THINK MY LUCK IS GONE ♪
515
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:48,046
♪ THEN I FOUND YOU... ♪
516
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,047
UH-UH.
517
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,617
OOH. OH, MY GOSH.
518
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:52,519
[WHISTLES]
519
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,353
OH, NO.
THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
520
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:57,155
♪ YOU OPENED UP
MY HEART... ♪
521
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,825
Andrea:
MM-MMM. MM-MMM.
522
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,027
SINGLE MEN ONLY.
523
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,161
YEAH, I AGREE.
524
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,598
YEP. SINGLES ONLY.
525
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,968
Andrea: HERE HE COMES.
526
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,804
UH-UH.
527
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,573
THAT'S A DO-OVER.
528
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,774
Andrea: HA HA.
ABSOLUTELY.
529
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,710
YEP. DO-OVER.
530
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,282
OHH. THAT'S
ANOTHER DO-OVER.
531
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,584
OHH.
MMM.
532
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,185
DEFINITE DO-OVER.
AGREED.
533
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,520
YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING,
LADIES?
534
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,889
THERE'S NOT A GOOD MAN
AROUND WHEN YOU NEED ONE.
535
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,724
TRUE.
MM-HMM.
536
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:35,528
OK, LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS
THIS TIME.
537
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:38,730
HEH.
538
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,899
CAN'T DO NOTHIN' WITH THAT.
STRICTLY MANLY OVER HERE.
539
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,334
HA HA!
I HEARD THAT.
540
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:43,970
HA HA HA!
541
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,806
AHH.
542
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,408
WELL, LOOK HERE.
543
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:52,310
[NO AUDIO]
544
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,813
OOH.
545
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,187
SWEET.
546
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,255
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
NOT BAD, HUH?
547
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:06,358
COULD BE WORSE. EM?
548
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,360
HE'S OK. MM-HMM.
549
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:11,296
BUT WHO IS HE?
550
00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:13,999
HE'S A PERFECT STRANGER.
551
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,968
NOT FOR LONG.
552
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:18,638
[SIGHS]
553
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,072
I'M GONNA BE SICK.
554
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,342
OH, DON'T BE SICK.
555
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:25,644
YOU KNOW THAT GUY...
556
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,013
Andrea: SHE IS GOING
TO GET ALL THE SCOOP.
557
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,180
WATCH AND SEE.
558
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,416
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE DOING THIS.
559
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,250
BELIEVE IT, BABY.
IT'LL BE GOOD
560
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:33,819
FOR YOUR NEXT
THERAPY SESSION.
561
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,987
IT'S LIKE ME WHEN I PLAY
DIFFERENT CHARACTERS.
562
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:37,088
OH, GOSH.
563
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:38,857
YOU GET TO ESCAPE.
564
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,860
[NO AUDIO]
565
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:44,896
UH-OH.
HERE SHE COMES.
566
00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:45,965
OH.
567
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:49,134
HMM.
568
00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:51,236
SO, HERE'S THE STORY.
569
00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:52,938
HIS NAME
IS MARK SELLERS.
570
00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:54,673
HE'S IN REAL ESTATE,
571
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:57,342
HAS GREAT STYLE,
SO HE MUST HAVE MONEY...
572
00:22:57,343 --> 00:22:58,410
MM-HMM?
573
00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:01,012
AND HE IS SINGLE.
574
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,548
HEH.
THAT'S HIM.
575
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,115
HE'S THE ONE.
576
00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:06,217
[SIGHS] YEP.
577
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:09,120
SO... WHAT DO WE
DO NOW?
578
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,589
HA HA HA!
579
00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:12,525
WE DRAW STRAWS.
580
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:19,431
HA HA HA!
581
00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:21,634
[MUSIC PLAYING]
582
00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:46,458
FRANKLY, EMILY,
583
00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:47,659
I'M DISAPPOINTED.
584
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,195
I MEAN, THIS KIND
OF GAME-PLAYING
585
00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:52,464
SEEMS IMMATURE.
IT'S RECKLESS.
586
00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:54,466
IT'S POSSIBLY
DANGEROUS.
587
00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:55,734
YOU KNOW WHAT?
588
00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,936
I'M SURE WE WON'T EVEN
GO THROUGH WITH IT.
589
00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:58,937
I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
590
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,473
THIS IS JUST ANDREA
BEING ANDREA.
591
00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:04,142
EMILY, YOU AND I
HAVE ACCOMPLISHED
592
00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,778
A GREAT DEAL OVER
THE PAST COUPLE OF YEARS.
593
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:09,848
I WOULD HATE TO SEE YOU
DIMINISH THIS WORK
594
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:14,219
WITH THIS
IRRESPONSIBLE DIVERSION.
595
00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:15,353
[SIGHS]
596
00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:17,355
SO, WHEN'S
YOUR TURN, HMM?
597
00:24:17,356 --> 00:24:19,491
LAST, THANK GOODNESS.
598
00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:21,259
IT'S ANDREA, LAUREN,
THEN ME.
599
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,460
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
600
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,697
I'M SURE THEY'VE FORGOTTEN
ALL ABOUT IT.
601
00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:28,067
[KISSES]
I LOOK FABULOUS.
602
00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:32,337
OH, I AM SO SORRY.
OH!
603
00:24:32,338 --> 00:24:33,505
LET ME HELP YOU OUT.
604
00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:35,775
NO PROBLEM.
I GOT IT, I GOT IT.
605
00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:39,978
I'M SUCH A KLUTZ.
606
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,047
SOMETIMES I DON'T LOOK
WHERE I'M GOING.
607
00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,815
HAVE WE MET BEFORE?
608
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:46,151
DID I SHOW YOU
A HOUSE, OR...
609
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,252
I DON'T THINK SO.
610
00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:50,321
YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
I WOULD'VE REMEMBERED.
611
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,490
ME, TOO.
612
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,560
LISTEN, I'M SORRY
FOR THE INTRUSION.
613
00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:56,795
CAN YOU EVER POSSIBLY
FORGIVE ME?
614
00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:59,999
UNDER ONE CIRCUMSTANCE.
615
00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:02,367
AND THAT WOULD BE?
616
00:25:02,368 --> 00:25:05,204
YOU LET ME
BUY YOU A DRINK.
617
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,639
HOW ABOUT DINNER?
618
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,541
DINNER IT IS.
619
00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:12,144
I WON'T HOLD YOU UP.
HERE'S MY NUMBER.
620
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,548
CALL ME.
621
00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:23,756
WHOO!
622
00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:28,227
[MUSIC PLAYING]
623
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,936
NEXT THING I KNOW,
SOMEONE OFFERED ME
624
00:25:37,937 --> 00:25:39,838
MORE FOR THE HOUSE
THAN I PAID FOR IT.
625
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:42,007
SOLD THAT ONE,
BOUGHT ANOTHER ONE,
626
00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:44,242
FIXED IT UP,
SOLD THAT ONE, TOO.
627
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:45,243
MMM.
HA HA!
628
00:25:45,244 --> 00:25:46,945
THAT'S FASCINATING.
629
00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,079
HA HA.
630
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,582
SO, TELL ME, MARK,
631
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:53,819
A GUY LIKE YOU...
HANDSOME, WEALTHY...
632
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:55,386
I'M HARDLY EITHER.
633
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,322
OH, COME ON.
DON'T BE MODEST.
634
00:25:57,323 --> 00:25:59,390
HEH. YOU'RE QUITE
A CATCH.
635
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:02,928
EVER BEEN MARRIED?
636
00:26:02,929 --> 00:26:04,663
ENGAGED?
637
00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:07,365
UH, I WAS ENGAGED ONCE.
638
00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:08,499
REALLY?
639
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,268
YEAH. IT SEEMS LIKE
A LONG TIME AGO,
640
00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:11,502
BUT IT WASN'T,
REALLY.
641
00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:13,171
WELL, I DON'T MEAN
TO PRY, BUT...
642
00:26:13,172 --> 00:26:15,406
NO, IT'S OK. IT'S COOL.
643
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,942
I SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT,
644
00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:19,144
'CAUSE FOR A LONG TIME,
I REALLY COULDN'T.
645
00:26:19,145 --> 00:26:20,112
HMM.
646
00:26:20,113 --> 00:26:22,781
UM, WE HAD MADE
ALL THE ARRANGEMENTS.
647
00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,515
IT WAS A WEEK
BEFORE THE WEDDING,
648
00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:25,784
BUT SOMETHING WAS WRONG.
649
00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:27,686
IT JUST DIDN'T
FEEL RIGHT, YOU KNOW?
650
00:26:27,687 --> 00:26:28,754
MM-HMM.
651
00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,321
AT FIRST,
I KIND OF WROTE IT OFF
652
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:31,657
AS PRE-WEDDING JITTERS.
653
00:26:31,658 --> 00:26:33,358
OH, I MEAN, IT HAPPENS.
IT'S NOT UNCOMMON.
654
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:34,492
NO PROBLEM.
655
00:26:34,493 --> 00:26:36,527
BUT AS WE GOT CLOSER
TO THE WEEKEND,
656
00:26:36,528 --> 00:26:37,663
IT GOT WORSE.
657
00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:38,897
SO I ASKED MELINDA...
658
00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:40,598
THAT'S MY FIANCéE AT THE TIME...
659
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,033
I'M, LIKE, "BABY,
WHAT'S WRONG?"
660
00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:43,334
AND...
AND?
661
00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:45,403
IT TURNS OUT THAT
SHE WAS SEEING SOMEBODY
662
00:26:45,404 --> 00:26:46,504
ON THE SIDE.
663
00:26:46,505 --> 00:26:47,973
WHAT?
664
00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:49,641
AND SHE WAS STILL
IN LOVE WITH HIM.
665
00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:50,842
MM.
666
00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:52,844
SO, UH, SHE WAS VERY
APOLOGETIC ABOUT IT,
667
00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:54,646
BUT SHE CALLED IT OFF.
668
00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:56,547
SHE SAID IT WOULDN'T
BE FAIR TO ME.
669
00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:58,116
WHO WAS THE GUY?
670
00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,350
[SIGHS]
671
00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:00,952
MY BEST FRIEND.
672
00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,321
DANG.
673
00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:05,991
THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
674
00:27:05,992 --> 00:27:07,993
I MEAN, THAT GIRL WAS CRAZY,
IF YOU ASK ME.
675
00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,795
SHE MADE A BIG MISTAKE.
676
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:10,896
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SAY THAT.
677
00:27:10,897 --> 00:27:12,563
IT'S TRUE.
BUT THANKS.
678
00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:13,999
YOU'RE WELCOME.
679
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,701
THIS IS THE FIRST
REAL DATE I'VE BEEN ON
680
00:27:15,702 --> 00:27:17,736
SINCE I CAN REMEMBER.
681
00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:20,638
LISTEN, MARK...
YEAH.
682
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,474
I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO FEEL PAIN.
683
00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:27,012
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU...
NOBODY CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
684
00:27:27,013 --> 00:27:28,546
BUT...
685
00:27:28,547 --> 00:27:31,350
I'M HOPING
YOU'LL LET ME TRY.
686
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,888
[TIRES SCREECH]
687
00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:40,625
AND...
THIS IS MY BEDROOM.
688
00:27:40,626 --> 00:27:42,393
NICE, NICE.
HEH HEH.
689
00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:43,594
THANK YOU.
690
00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:44,896
UH, DO YOU MIND
IF I USE YOUR BATHROOM?
691
00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:46,297
OH, SURE.
IT'S RIGHT THROUGH THERE.
692
00:27:46,298 --> 00:27:47,700
THANKS.
693
00:27:52,638 --> 00:27:54,841
[DOOR CLOSES]
694
00:28:06,585 --> 00:28:08,286
ANDREA,
YOU'VE DONE WELL.
695
00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:10,621
OH, HA HA. YOU LIKE?
696
00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:12,123
YES.
697
00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:14,760
WHY DON'T YOU COME MAKE
YOURSELF MORE COMFORTABLE?
698
00:28:14,761 --> 00:28:16,262
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
699
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,564
HEY, DO YOU MIND
IF I TURN ON SOME MUSIC?
700
00:28:19,565 --> 00:28:21,699
SURE,
GO RIGHT AHEAD.
701
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,235
ANDREA. HEH.
702
00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:26,471
ANDREA, ANDREA,
703
00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:28,875
ANDREA, ANDREA.
704
00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:34,012
THIS GIRL DEFINITELY
LOVES HERSELF.
705
00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:35,948
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
706
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,388
Mark: WHEW!
707
00:28:43,589 --> 00:28:45,323
MMM.
708
00:28:45,324 --> 00:28:48,126
ANDREA, YOU ARE...
709
00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:50,729
ONE SPECIAL KIND OF LADY.
710
00:28:51,663 --> 00:28:54,265
[CHUCKLES]
711
00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:56,068
[SIGHS]
712
00:29:00,773 --> 00:29:02,607
HELLO.
713
00:29:02,608 --> 00:29:04,342
HI.
714
00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:06,478
I MISSED YOU.
715
00:29:07,479 --> 00:29:10,415
AND I COULDN'T WAIT.
716
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:13,018
MMM. THE THING IS,
I'M JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS.
717
00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:14,485
I HATE TO RUSH THINGS,
718
00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:16,855
BUT EVER SINCE WE MET,
YOU'RE ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT.
719
00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:17,923
REALLY?
720
00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:19,057
DO YOU WANT ME?
721
00:29:19,058 --> 00:29:22,027
OH, YES. GOSH, YES.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
722
00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:24,229
THEN WHY DO YOU STILL
HAVE ON YOUR CLOTHES?
723
00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:26,131
GOOD QUESTION.
724
00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:27,899
I WANT YOU TO STRIP
FOR ME.
725
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,935
REALLY?
YEAH.
726
00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:31,402
RIGHT NOW?
YEAH.
727
00:29:31,403 --> 00:29:33,372
LET'S WORK IT.
728
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,407
DON'T BE SCARED.
729
00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:39,511
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
730
00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:46,252
WORK IT.
731
00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:51,991
WORK IT, YEAH.
WORK IT.
732
00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:58,864
OH, YEAH.
733
00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:00,065
THAT'S IT.
734
00:30:00,066 --> 00:30:01,199
LIKE THIS?
YEAH.
735
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,733
YOU WANT ME TO, LIKE,
GRIND ON IT?
736
00:30:02,734 --> 00:30:03,902
WORK IT. WORK IT.
OOH.
737
00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:04,970
OHH, LIKE THIS?
738
00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:07,438
YEAH, ROUNDABOUT.
ROUNDABOUT.
739
00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:09,507
YEAH.
740
00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:11,109
GO, MARK. HEY!
741
00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:12,677
OH. OH, THAT'S GOOD.
742
00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:14,512
LOOK AT THEM ABS,
BABY. YEAH!
743
00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:17,216
HA HA HA!
YEAH.
744
00:30:18,117 --> 00:30:19,517
DROP YOUR BACK,
BABY.
745
00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:20,551
OHH!
746
00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:21,853
WORK IT, MARK.
JUST WORK IT.
747
00:30:21,854 --> 00:30:23,354
GET INTO IT.
YEAH. THAT'S IT.
748
00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:24,822
THAT'S IT.
OHH...
749
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,592
OHH, WHAT? HUH?
750
00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:29,127
GO, MARK.
751
00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:30,661
I FEEL IT. I FEEL IT.
I LIKE IT.
752
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,664
YOU FEEL IT? YEAH.
HA HA HA!
753
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,033
YOU GOT THE FREAK
IN YOU!
754
00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:36,567
WHOO!
SHAKE IT, BABY.
755
00:30:36,568 --> 00:30:37,869
SHAKE IT.
SHAKE IT.
756
00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:38,904
SHAKE IT.
757
00:30:38,905 --> 00:30:39,971
UHH!
YEAH!
758
00:30:39,972 --> 00:30:42,673
HOW IS IT?
IS IT WORKIN'? UHH!
759
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,709
DROP IT.
COME ON, BABY.
760
00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:46,344
YOU WANT TO
SEE SOMETHIN'? OHH.
761
00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:47,712
GO, MARK.
762
00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:49,147
MM-MM-MM. MM.
763
00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:50,481
WANT SOME?
YEAH, SHAKE IT.
764
00:30:50,482 --> 00:30:51,749
SHAKE IT.
765
00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:52,850
SLAP IT, BABY!
WHOO!
766
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,019
OW!
767
00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,120
SPANK IT!
OW!
768
00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:58,023
HURT MYSELF!
YEAH!
769
00:30:58,024 --> 00:31:00,492
SHAKE IT. OHH.
770
00:31:01,627 --> 00:31:02,793
OHH!
HA HA!
771
00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:06,131
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA! OK.
772
00:31:06,132 --> 00:31:07,465
YOU LIKE THAT.
YEAH.
773
00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,568
UH-OH. DROP IT!
774
00:31:11,170 --> 00:31:12,503
DROP FOR ME!
OOH!
775
00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:13,804
[THUD]
YOU ALL RIGHT?
776
00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:15,673
BUT I'M BACK.
777
00:31:15,674 --> 00:31:17,342
THAT'S IT.
RIDE THE PONY FOR ME.
778
00:31:17,343 --> 00:31:20,045
COME ON. WORK THAT WALL.
WORK THE WALL. YEAH.
779
00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:21,579
YOU LIKE THAT?
THIS IS YOU, ANDREA.
780
00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:23,381
POW!
OHH!
781
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:24,316
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
782
00:31:24,317 --> 00:31:25,716
THAT'S HOW I'M GONNA
DROP IT ON YOU.
783
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,852
I'M TAPPIN' IT.
I'M GONNA TAP IT.
784
00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:28,920
OHH!
785
00:31:28,921 --> 00:31:30,455
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
786
00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:32,823
OH, THAT'S IT
RIGHT THERE, MARK.
787
00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:34,592
I'M GONNA
DROP IT ON YOU.
788
00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:37,262
YEAH. THEN I'M GONNA
BACK IT UP ON YOU LIKE THAT.
789
00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:39,764
YEAH. POP, POP, POP,
POP, POP, POP.
790
00:31:39,765 --> 00:31:40,932
OW!
791
00:31:40,933 --> 00:31:43,668
CAN YOU SHAKE IT?
SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT.
792
00:31:43,669 --> 00:31:44,769
SHAKE IT.
793
00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:46,671
SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT.
794
00:31:46,672 --> 00:31:48,440
THAT'S IT.
795
00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:53,078
SHAKE IT. WORK IT.
WORK IT.
796
00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:54,079
WORK IT. WORK IT.
797
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,781
I'M ON IT.
HERE I COME.
798
00:31:56,782 --> 00:31:57,983
I'M BRINGIN'
THE THUNDER.
799
00:31:57,984 --> 00:31:59,150
BRING IT.
UHH.
800
00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:00,751
SHAKE IT.
GO, MARK.
801
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,887
GO, MARK.
802
00:32:02,888 --> 00:32:04,222
GO, MARK.
803
00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:05,691
AAH!
804
00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:12,298
MARK?
805
00:32:12,299 --> 00:32:13,464
WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
806
00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:15,166
WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
WHO'S YOUR DA... HUH?
807
00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:17,002
I'VE GOT AN EARLY CALL
TOMORROW.
808
00:32:17,003 --> 00:32:18,669
OH, OH, OH, OK.
809
00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:20,005
YOU WANT ME
TO LEAVE NOW?
810
00:32:20,006 --> 00:32:21,106
MM-HMM.
OH.
811
00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:23,041
LOOK, I HAD
A GREAT TIME, BUT...
812
00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:25,510
[YAWNS] I GOTTA GET
MY BEAUTY REST, YOU KNOW?
813
00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:26,644
CLOSE-UPS.
814
00:32:26,645 --> 00:32:28,213
AND WITH YOU HERE,
815
00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:30,048
I WON'T BE ABLE
TO GET MUCH SLEEP.
816
00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:31,682
RIGHT. UM,
MAYBE WE CAN, UH...
817
00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:32,783
I'LL CALL YOU.
818
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:33,818
WELL,
I WAS WONDERING...
819
00:32:33,819 --> 00:32:34,919
NO, REALLY.
I'LL CALL YOU.
820
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,355
OH, OK.
821
00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:40,791
WHAT THE HECK?
822
00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:43,394
[DOGS BARKING]
823
00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:44,696
MAN...
824
00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:51,702
HA HA HA!
825
00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:53,838
SHOW TIME!
826
00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:55,541
HA HA HA!
827
00:32:59,078 --> 00:33:01,280
COME ON.
828
00:33:03,082 --> 00:33:05,083
WHAT THE HECK?
OH, NO.
829
00:33:05,084 --> 00:33:06,217
THIS CAN'T
BE HAPPENING.
830
00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:09,420
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
831
00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:12,423
NO-O-O-O!
832
00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:16,161
NO! NO-O-O-O!
833
00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:19,964
NO-O-O-O-O!
834
00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:21,666
SHOOT!
835
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,669
[MUSIC PLAYING]
836
00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:36,714
BUT IT'S NOT FAIR.
837
00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:38,383
I KNOW
I ROCKED HIS WORLD.
838
00:33:38,384 --> 00:33:41,087
IS IT MY FAULT THAT
THE CAMERA DIDN'T WORK?
839
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,454
LOOK...
840
00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:45,456
NOW, WE GO BACK
SINCE COLLEGE.
841
00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:48,593
CAN'T YOU TAKE
MY WORD FOR IT?
842
00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:49,994
EM...
843
00:33:49,995 --> 00:33:51,962
COME ON,
AREN'T WE FRIENDS?
844
00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:54,799
WHERE IS THE LOVE HERE?
845
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,868
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
BE THAT WAY.
846
00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:59,604
I'M GOING TO
REMEMBER THAT, THOUGH.
847
00:33:59,605 --> 00:34:00,539
YOU SAID IT YOURSELF.
848
00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:04,275
NO TAPE, NO PROOF,
NO DICE... YOU LOSE.
849
00:34:04,276 --> 00:34:05,876
IT'S A STUPID RULE.
850
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,978
SO, WHAT WAS HE LIKE?
851
00:34:07,979 --> 00:34:11,849
LET'S JUST SAY
HE'S VERY... SENSITIVE.
852
00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:13,118
WAS HE NICE?
853
00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:14,585
I DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY.
854
00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:16,887
COME ON, ANDREA,
WE'RE NOT THE ENEMY.
855
00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:19,824
YOU KNOW WHAT? I SAY
WE CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF
856
00:34:19,825 --> 00:34:21,159
BEFORE WE GO
ANY FARTHER.
857
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,027
LOOK, I DIDN'T GO THROUGH
ALL THAT FOR NOTHING.
858
00:34:23,028 --> 00:34:24,395
WELL, AT LEAST
YOU GOT SOME.
859
00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:27,165
[SCOFFS]
BIG DEAL.
860
00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:28,466
HELLO, LADIES.
861
00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:30,602
HEY, DARRYL.
HEY, DARRYL.
862
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,871
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER.
863
00:34:33,872 --> 00:34:36,642
YES, WE DO.
864
00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:38,776
ANDREA.
865
00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:40,478
MM-HMM.
866
00:34:40,479 --> 00:34:42,480
OOH. I DIDN'T FORGET
ABOUT YOU, LAUREN.
867
00:34:42,481 --> 00:34:43,481
HEY.
868
00:34:43,482 --> 00:34:45,416
HI.
869
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:46,684
[SIGHS]
870
00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:48,018
LOVE THE CHANGES.
871
00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:51,989
THE NEW DECOR LOOKS GREAT.
872
00:34:51,990 --> 00:34:53,225
I DON'T BELIEVE
WE'VE MET.
873
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,627
THIS IS
OUR GOOD FRIEND EMILY.
874
00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:00,798
WELL, EMILY,
HAVE WE MET?
875
00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:03,701
US? NO.
I DON'T THINK SO.
876
00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:05,870
I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL
THAT WE'VE MET BEFORE.
877
00:35:05,871 --> 00:35:09,307
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU TRY
TO MEET EVERY WOMAN IN L.A.
878
00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:11,510
[EMILY AND DARRYL LAUGH]
879
00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:13,944
I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT.
880
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,414
I'M MEETING SOMEBODY
FOR LUNCH.
881
00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:19,717
A NEW CLIENT.
882
00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:20,918
RIGHT.
883
00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:22,787
I SHOULDN'T
KEEP HER WAITING.
884
00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:23,655
[SIGHS]
885
00:35:23,656 --> 00:35:27,091
WELL, EMILY,
IT IS A PLEASURE.
886
00:35:27,092 --> 00:35:28,259
HERE'S MY CARD
887
00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:30,161
IN CASE YOU EVER WANT
TO GET IN SHAPE.
888
00:35:30,162 --> 00:35:31,196
[EMILY GIGGLES]
889
00:35:31,197 --> 00:35:32,997
LADIES.
890
00:35:32,998 --> 00:35:34,465
BYE, DARRYL.
891
00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:35,833
BYE.
892
00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:37,034
OH, MY.
893
00:35:37,035 --> 00:35:39,103
HE CERTAINLY
IS SOMETHING.
894
00:35:39,104 --> 00:35:41,239
HE'S SOMETHING,
ALL RIGHT.
895
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,107
WELL, ALL RIGHT,
MISS LAUREN.
896
00:35:43,108 --> 00:35:44,775
IT'S YOUR TURN.
897
00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:47,245
IT'S NOT GOING TO BE
AS EASY AS YOU THINK.
898
00:35:47,246 --> 00:35:50,249
WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT,
WON'T WE?
899
00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:55,654
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
900
00:35:55,655 --> 00:35:56,987
I MEAN, YOU SAID
THAT THEY DID IT,
901
00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,389
BUT THEY CAN'T PROVE IT?
902
00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:00,124
ANDREA SWEARS
THEY HAD SEX,
903
00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:02,493
BUT THE CAMERA
MALFUNCTIONED OR SOMETHING.
904
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:04,595
WHICH MEANS SHE LOSES.
905
00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:06,931
YEAH. AND I WOULD'VE
BET ON ANDREA.
906
00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:08,233
SHE'S SO DETERMINED.
907
00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:09,234
WELL, LET ME
JUST ASK YOU.
908
00:36:09,235 --> 00:36:10,635
WHO'S UP NEXT?
IS IT LAUREN?
909
00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:13,137
YES. I HAVE NO DOUBTS
ABOUT LAUREN.
910
00:36:13,138 --> 00:36:15,973
SHE'S A SEXY SUCCESSFUL
BUSINESSWOMAN.
911
00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:16,974
HE'LL FIND HER
IRRESISTIBLE.
912
00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:18,676
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?
913
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:19,611
WHAT ABOUT ME?
914
00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:21,246
WELL, HOW WILL HE
FIND YOU?
915
00:36:21,247 --> 00:36:22,613
I DON'T KNOW.
916
00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:26,116
AND HOW WILL YOU FEEL
IF YOU LOSE, RIGHT?
917
00:36:26,117 --> 00:36:27,752
AND WHAT IF YOU WIN,
AND SHE WINS?
918
00:36:27,753 --> 00:36:28,720
WHAT IF THERE'S A TIE?
919
00:36:28,721 --> 00:36:30,955
I MEAN, IS THERE
SOME SORT OF A RUNOFF?
920
00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:32,022
I DON'T KNOW.
921
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:32,958
WELL, YOU NEED
TO FIGURE IT OUT.
922
00:36:32,959 --> 00:36:34,091
WELL, I DON'T KNOW,
923
00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:36,994
BUT I HIRED
A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR.
924
00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:38,263
YOU WHAT?
925
00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:40,097
MM-HMM. I HIRED SOMEONE
TO DO SOME DIGGING.
926
00:36:40,098 --> 00:36:42,199
YOU DID NOT.
927
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,903
THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S VERY...
THAT'S VERY SMART.
928
00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:48,172
I'M FEELING
AN INTENSE GUILT.
929
00:36:48,173 --> 00:36:49,474
MM-HMM.
930
00:36:49,475 --> 00:36:51,442
SO, I THINK
YOU WERE RIGHT.
931
00:36:51,443 --> 00:36:54,445
IT'S IRRESPONSIBLE.
I'M NOT A CHILD.
932
00:36:54,446 --> 00:36:55,713
I'M CALLING
THE WHOLE THING OFF.
933
00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:58,082
OH, NO, YOU ARE NOT.
NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
934
00:36:58,083 --> 00:37:00,585
WHAT I MEAN TO SAY
IS THAT...
935
00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:02,487
BY FOLLOWING THIS THING
THROUGH A BIT,
936
00:37:02,488 --> 00:37:05,856
IF IT MIGHT NOT BE THE MOST
CONSTRUCTIVE PATH TO TAKE.
937
00:37:05,857 --> 00:37:06,825
CONSTRUCTIVE?
938
00:37:06,826 --> 00:37:09,260
IN THAT YOU HAVE ALWAYS
HAD A PROBLEM
939
00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:10,595
FINISHING THINGS.
940
00:37:10,596 --> 00:37:12,997
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I... I'M CURIOUS.
941
00:37:12,998 --> 00:37:15,966
MM-HMM.
I DO WANT TO MEET HIM.
942
00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,402
I MUST BE CRAZY.
943
00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:18,536
OH, NO, HONEY.
944
00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:19,870
YOU KNOW WE DON'T USE
THE "C" WORD.
945
00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:21,272
SORRY.
946
00:37:21,273 --> 00:37:22,540
ALL RIGHT, EMILY...
947
00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:24,742
ALL RIGHT, I WANT
TO KNOW EVERYTHING, OK?
948
00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,243
I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD
AND GIVE YOU
949
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,645
MY HOME PHONE NUMBER.
950
00:37:27,646 --> 00:37:28,913
YOU MEMORIZE IT.
YOU CALL ME
951
00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:32,149
IF THERE IS ANY NEW
INFORMATION AT ALL
952
00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:33,150
AT ANY TIME.
953
00:37:33,151 --> 00:37:34,452
DOCTOR,
ARE YOU SURE?
954
00:37:34,453 --> 00:37:36,654
YES. ARE YOU KIDDING?
I'M A PROFESSIONAL, OK?
955
00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,523
YOU JUST KEEP
YOUR MIND OPEN,
956
00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:42,793
AND YOU KEEP ME INFORMED
OF EVERYTHING.
957
00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:44,895
Andrea: ALL RIGHT,
LAUREN, ROUND 2.
958
00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:45,896
Lauren:
LET'S GO.
959
00:37:45,897 --> 00:37:47,498
ALL RIGHT, I KNOW
THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE.
960
00:37:47,499 --> 00:37:50,301
HA HA HA. I AM GOOD AT IT,
I HAVE TO ADMIT.
961
00:37:50,302 --> 00:37:51,569
MM-HMM.
962
00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:53,070
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
963
00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:54,305
[SIGHS]
964
00:37:54,306 --> 00:37:55,740
LET'S TURN IT UP.
965
00:37:55,741 --> 00:37:57,608
MM-HMM.
966
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,043
OK.
YOU DOING OK?
967
00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:00,779
YEAH, GOOD.
968
00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:06,016
MY MOM LIKES TO GO
AT YOUR PACE, TOO.
969
00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:07,718
OH, OK.
ALL RIGHT.
970
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,521
YEAH?
OK.
971
00:38:12,524 --> 00:38:14,325
YOU'RE LUCKY I CAN'T GET YOU
OUT ON THAT TRACK.
972
00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:15,426
I WOULD JUST KILL YOU.
973
00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:17,495
HA HA. THAT'S WHAT
YOU THINK.
974
00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:20,164
GIVE ME SOME STRONG
KICKS FOR DARRYL.
975
00:38:20,165 --> 00:38:22,333
COME ON,
HE DESERVES IT.
976
00:38:22,334 --> 00:38:23,534
YEAH. THAT WAS
A GOOD ONE.
977
00:38:23,535 --> 00:38:25,636
THAT WAS IT.
STRONGER.
978
00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:27,672
YES.
THAT WAS GREAT.
979
00:38:27,673 --> 00:38:30,207
YES. ALL RIGHT,
THAT WAS NICE AND HIGH,
980
00:38:30,208 --> 00:38:31,542
BUT THAT'S OK.
THAT WAS HIGH.
981
00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:33,711
OK.
ALL RIGHT.
982
00:38:33,712 --> 00:38:35,080
YES.
983
00:38:37,215 --> 00:38:38,248
HA HA!
984
00:38:38,249 --> 00:38:39,350
IS THAT ALL
YOU GOT?
985
00:38:39,351 --> 00:38:40,485
IS THAT
ALL I GOT? OK.
986
00:38:40,486 --> 00:38:42,087
I'M JUST WARMING UP.
987
00:38:45,557 --> 00:38:47,592
YOU CAN DO BETTER
THAN THAT.
988
00:38:47,593 --> 00:38:49,094
OK.
989
00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:55,199
AAH!
990
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,335
[OBJECTS CLATTER]
LAUREN?
991
00:38:58,136 --> 00:39:00,105
[MUSIC PLAYING]
992
00:39:19,425 --> 00:39:21,892
MM-MMM.
993
00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:24,995
♪ SO MANY TIMES
I'VE PICTURED YOU, YEAH ♪
994
00:39:24,996 --> 00:39:26,296
SORRY I'M LATE.
995
00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:28,298
NO PROBLEM.
ANY TROUBLE FINDING IT?
996
00:39:28,299 --> 00:39:30,334
NO, NO. YOUR DIRECTIONS
WERE GREAT.
997
00:39:30,335 --> 00:39:31,335
ARE YOU READY?
998
00:39:31,336 --> 00:39:32,303
YES.
999
00:39:32,304 --> 00:39:34,440
[BOTH LAUGH]
1000
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:36,407
NOW, THIS HOUSE...
1001
00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:38,909
♪ MAKING WORDS
I SHOULDN'T SAY ♪
1002
00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:42,379
♪ BABY,
I'M DREAMING ABOUT ♪
1003
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:45,015
♪ GETTING INTIMATE
WITH YOU ♪
1004
00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:47,585
♪ SHARING A MOMENT
TOGETHER ♪
1005
00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:50,054
♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT, TOO ♪
1006
00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:50,956
♪ OH, OH ♪
1007
00:39:50,957 --> 00:39:52,857
♪ SHOULDN'T KEEP IT
INSIDE ♪
1008
00:39:52,858 --> 00:39:55,593
♪ COULDN'T HURT
TO LET YOU KNOW ♪
1009
00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:58,663
♪ WHAT YOU'RE FEELIN',
GIRL ♪
1010
00:39:58,664 --> 00:39:59,697
♪ SHOULD I LET IT SHOW ♪
1011
00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:02,066
AND HERE'S THE FIREPLACE,
1012
00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:05,102
WHICH COMES COMPLETE
WITH ITS OWN DRAGONS.
1013
00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:06,471
[BOTH LAUGH]
1014
00:40:06,472 --> 00:40:09,139
YOU ARE SO CUTE.
1015
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,776
UH... AHEM.
1016
00:40:11,777 --> 00:40:13,544
HOW ABOUT WE GO OUTSIDE?
I WANT TO SHOW YOU
1017
00:40:13,545 --> 00:40:18,148
THE MOST AMAZING VIEW
OF LOS ANGELES.
1018
00:40:18,149 --> 00:40:19,950
♪ ALL I GOT TO DO
IS CLOSE MY EYES ♪
1019
00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:23,420
♪ AND YOU'RE NEXT TO ME,
YEAH ♪
1020
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:27,424
♪ NOW I QUESTION
MY DESIRE ♪
1021
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:30,561
♪ IS IT JUST TO BE INSIDE ♪
1022
00:40:30,562 --> 00:40:34,164
♪ AND FEEL
THE PASSION FIRE ♪
1023
00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:36,834
♪ IS IT MORE ♪
1024
00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:39,169
♪ AM I READY TO BELIEVE ♪
1025
00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:41,572
I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK
I'M BEING TOO FORWARD...
1026
00:40:41,573 --> 00:40:44,709
I'M SURE THIS HAPPENS
TO YOU ALL THE TIME...
1027
00:40:44,710 --> 00:40:47,077
BUT I WAS WONDERING,
IF YOU HAD A FREE EVENING,
1028
00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:49,179
I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU
TO A COMEDY CLUB.
1029
00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:50,515
I LOVE TO LAUGH.
1030
00:40:50,516 --> 00:40:51,882
GREAT.
1031
00:40:51,883 --> 00:40:55,019
UM, I'M FREE NEXT SATURDAY,
IF THAT WORKS FOR YOU.
1032
00:40:55,020 --> 00:40:56,220
IT WORKS FINE.
1033
00:40:56,221 --> 00:40:57,588
I GUESS
I SHOULD CALL YOU.
1034
00:40:57,589 --> 00:41:00,457
OH, HERE.
1035
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,192
PERFECT.
SATURDAY NIGHT, THEN.
1036
00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:04,662
MM-HMM.
CAN'T WAIT.
1037
00:41:04,663 --> 00:41:05,963
I'LL CALL YOU.
1038
00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:07,798
♪ WHAT I NEVER HAD
TO TELL YOU ♪
1039
00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:09,466
♪ YOU'RE MY FANTASY,
FANTASY ♪
1040
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:10,568
[WHISTLES]
1041
00:41:10,569 --> 00:41:11,802
♪ TELL ME WHY ♪
1042
00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:13,504
♪ ALL I GOT TO DO
IS CLOSE MY EYES ♪
1043
00:41:13,505 --> 00:41:16,073
♪ AND YOU'RE
ALL THAT I CAN SEE ♪
1044
00:41:16,074 --> 00:41:17,074
♪ OH, GIRL ♪
1045
00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:18,475
WHOO.
MMM.
1046
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:20,477
♪ YOU'RE MY FANTASY ♪
1047
00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:22,681
[NEW SONG BEGINS]
1048
00:41:30,255 --> 00:41:33,624
♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU DO IT,
THE WAY YOU RIDE ♪
1049
00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:35,459
♪ I LIKE THE WAY
YOU LOCK ON TO THE GROOVE ♪
1050
00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:36,594
♪ WHEN I'M INSIDE ♪
1051
00:41:36,595 --> 00:41:38,228
♪ I LIKE THE WAY
YOU PLEASE ♪
1052
00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:39,463
♪ THE WAY YOU TEASE ♪
1053
00:41:39,464 --> 00:41:41,231
♪ I LIKE THE WAY
YOU'RE GIVIN' ME ♪
1054
00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:42,366
♪ EXACTLY WHAT I NEED ♪
1055
00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:43,768
♪ I LIKE
THE WAY YOU DO IT ♪
1056
00:41:43,769 --> 00:41:45,169
♪ THE WAY YOU RIDE ♪
1057
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:47,504
♪ I LIKE THE WAY
YOU LOCK ON TO THE GROOVE ♪
1058
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:48,639
♪ WHEN I'M INSIDE ♪
1059
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:49,740
♪ I LIKE THE WAY
YOU PLEASE ♪
1060
00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:51,776
♪ THE WAY YOU TEASE... ♪
1061
00:41:51,777 --> 00:41:53,043
SO, HOW'S YOUR GAME?
1062
00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:54,645
[SIGHS] YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO BELIEVE
1063
00:41:54,646 --> 00:41:55,780
WHAT'S BEEN
HAPPENING TO ME, MAN,
1064
00:41:55,781 --> 00:41:57,447
BUT I KNOW YOU CAN
APPRECIATE IT.
1065
00:41:57,448 --> 00:41:58,649
OHH.
1066
00:41:58,650 --> 00:42:00,417
SO, THIS... THIS
WHOLE THING STARTED
1067
00:42:00,418 --> 00:42:01,919
ABOUT, WHAT,
10 DAYS AGO, RIGHT?
1068
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,021
I JUST CLOSED
ON THIS PROPERTY.
1069
00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:04,990
I'M FEELING GOOD.
1070
00:42:04,991 --> 00:42:06,657
I DECIDE TO TREAT
MYSELF TO LUNCH
1071
00:42:06,658 --> 00:42:09,560
AT THIS NICE TRENDY SPOT
ON OCEAN... YOU KNOW,
1072
00:42:09,561 --> 00:42:10,661
WHERE YOUR WAITRESS
FRIEND USED TO WORK.
1073
00:42:10,662 --> 00:42:12,229
WE DON'T HAVE
TO TALK ABOUT THAT.
1074
00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:14,999
COOL, BECAUSE I USUALLY JUST
GRAB A SANDWICH SOMEWHERE.
1075
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:15,801
BUT YOU WERE...
1076
00:42:15,802 --> 00:42:17,167
CELEBRATING.
CELEBRATING.
1077
00:42:17,168 --> 00:42:18,535
EXACTLY, MY BROTHER.
1078
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,739
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1079
00:42:22,908 --> 00:42:25,142
Andrea:
IF THE LIGHT'S ON,
1080
00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:27,077
AND YOU'RE NOT READY,
1081
00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:31,782
THEY WILL TAKE YOUR ACT
FOR A RIDE EVERY TIME, OK?
1082
00:42:31,783 --> 00:42:33,350
Emily:
WORDS TO LIVE BY.
1083
00:42:33,351 --> 00:42:34,418
HEY.
Lauren: HEY.
1084
00:42:34,419 --> 00:42:35,686
SORRY I'M LATE.
[KISSES] MWAH!
1085
00:42:35,687 --> 00:42:37,487
I JUST HAD TO FIRE
MY BARTENDER.
1086
00:42:37,488 --> 00:42:38,723
JOE?
1087
00:42:38,724 --> 00:42:40,557
REALLY?
YEAH.
1088
00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:42,059
GOSH, I NEED
A DRINK.
1089
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,761
OH, ME, TOO.
1090
00:42:43,762 --> 00:42:46,196
[SNAPS FINGERS]
WAITER!
1091
00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:48,232
MMM.
I AGREE, I AGREE.
1092
00:42:48,233 --> 00:42:51,235
Emily: MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T
MET THE RIGHT MAN YET.
1093
00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:53,337
WELL, I'LL SAY THIS.
1094
00:42:53,338 --> 00:42:55,906
THERE ISN'T ONE MAN
OUT THERE
1095
00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:57,942
THAT I COULDN'T HAVE
IF I REALLY WANTED HIM.
1096
00:42:57,943 --> 00:42:59,109
WHAT?
1097
00:42:59,110 --> 00:43:01,278
Emily: I DON'T THINK MEN
ARE THAT PREDICTABLE.
1098
00:43:01,279 --> 00:43:02,412
Lauren: I DO.
1099
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:06,150
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
WHAT ABOUT... HIM?
1100
00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:08,218
HIM?
YEAH.
1101
00:43:08,219 --> 00:43:09,020
OH, LET'S BE REAL.
1102
00:43:09,021 --> 00:43:10,587
THAT'S NOT EVEN
A CHALLENGE.
1103
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:11,722
Andrea: OK.
ALL RIGHT.
1104
00:43:11,723 --> 00:43:12,857
WHAT ABOUT...
1105
00:43:12,858 --> 00:43:14,725
Andrea: EMILY,
THEY'RE ALL THE SAME.
1106
00:43:14,726 --> 00:43:16,126
THAT'S A BIT
SIMPLISTIC, ISN'T IT?
1107
00:43:16,127 --> 00:43:18,228
I MEAN, THEY CAN'T
ALL BE THE SAME.
1108
00:43:18,229 --> 00:43:19,864
WELL, LET'S FIND OUT.
1109
00:43:19,865 --> 00:43:22,867
WHAT DO YOU LADIES SAY
TO A WAGER?
1110
00:43:22,868 --> 00:43:24,168
Lauren:
WHAT KIND OF WAGER?
1111
00:43:24,169 --> 00:43:25,036
A SIMPLE ONE.
1112
00:43:25,037 --> 00:43:26,737
I SAY ANY MAN
CAN BE SEDUCED,
1113
00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:28,538
NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS.
1114
00:43:28,539 --> 00:43:30,007
Lauren:
AGREED. SO?
1115
00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:31,141
WE'LL THINK OF IT
AS A GAME.
1116
00:43:31,142 --> 00:43:32,877
WE PICK A MAN
COMPLETELY AT RANDOM,
1117
00:43:32,878 --> 00:43:35,612
A TOTAL STRANGER,
AND WE EACH TAKE TURNS
1118
00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:36,747
ATTEMPTING TO SEDUCE HIM.
1119
00:43:36,748 --> 00:43:38,348
AND TO MAKE IT
MORE INTERESTING,
1120
00:43:38,349 --> 00:43:40,050
WE EACH HAVE
ONLY ONE NIGHT,
1121
00:43:40,051 --> 00:43:41,585
ONE SHOT
TO GET THE JOB DONE.
1122
00:43:41,586 --> 00:43:42,887
WHO SAID THAT?
1123
00:43:42,888 --> 00:43:44,488
Lauren: YOU'RE KIDDING,
RIGHT? THIS IS A JOKE.
1124
00:43:44,489 --> 00:43:45,555
Emily:
I'VE GOT IT.
1125
00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:48,225
THE FIRST ONE
THROUGH THE DOOR.
1126
00:43:48,226 --> 00:43:49,060
Andrea: YEAH.
1127
00:43:49,061 --> 00:43:50,961
THAT'S PRETTY RANDOM.
WHY NOT?
1128
00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:52,162
SO, WHEN DO WE BEGIN?
1129
00:43:52,163 --> 00:43:55,499
I SAY RIGHT NOW.
1130
00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:57,134
[EXHALES]
1131
00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:59,137
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1132
00:44:07,245 --> 00:44:09,113
AAH!
1133
00:44:09,114 --> 00:44:11,116
[PANTING]
1134
00:44:13,118 --> 00:44:14,985
[SHRIEKS]
1135
00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:18,022
EXCUSE ME! WATCH OUT!
1136
00:44:18,023 --> 00:44:19,157
AAH!
1137
00:44:21,927 --> 00:44:22,794
AW!
1138
00:44:22,795 --> 00:44:25,296
WHOO! WHEW!
1139
00:44:29,868 --> 00:44:31,836
HEY.
MR. SELLERS.
1140
00:44:31,837 --> 00:44:34,204
HEY, YOU MAY BE APPROACHED
BY A LADY ASKING ABOUT ME,
1141
00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:38,075
AND IF YOU ARE, THIS IS
WHAT I NEED YOU TO SAY.
1142
00:44:38,076 --> 00:44:39,243
[NO AUDIO]
1143
00:44:39,244 --> 00:44:40,344
♪ I LIKE THE WAY
YOU LOCK ON TO THE GROOVE ♪
1144
00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:41,279
♪ WHEN I'M INSIDE ♪
1145
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:42,412
♪ I LIKE THE WAY
YOU PLEASE ♪
1146
00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:43,948
♪ THE WAY YOU TEASE ♪
1147
00:44:43,949 --> 00:44:46,016
♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE
GIVING ME EXACTLY WHAT I NEED ♪
1148
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,818
COME ON, DO YOU
THINK I'M DRUNK?
1149
00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:49,219
YOU PLAYIN' WITH ME,
RIGHT?
1150
00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:51,688
YOU MAKING ALL THIS UP
TO TORTURE ME.
1151
00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:53,557
WOULD I LIE
TO YOU, MAN?
1152
00:44:53,558 --> 00:44:55,192
HOLD UP.
IT DON'T STOP THERE.
1153
00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:57,694
SO, LIKE,
A FEW DAYS GO BY.
1154
00:44:57,695 --> 00:44:59,329
NOTHING HAPPENS,
SO I'M FIGURING
1155
00:44:59,330 --> 00:45:01,899
MAYBE THESE LADIES HAD
A FEW TOO MANY MARTINIS,
1156
00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:03,100
AND THEY FORGOT.
1157
00:45:03,101 --> 00:45:04,101
AND THEN...
1158
00:45:04,102 --> 00:45:04,903
OOH!
OH!
1159
00:45:04,904 --> 00:45:06,536
I AM SO SORRY.
OH, MAN.
1160
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:07,805
LET ME HELP YOU OUT.
1161
00:45:07,806 --> 00:45:09,273
YOU KNOW WHAT?
NO PROBLEM. I GOT IT.
1162
00:45:09,274 --> 00:45:10,307
OK.
1163
00:45:10,308 --> 00:45:12,676
OH, I'M SUCH A KLUTZ.
1164
00:45:12,677 --> 00:45:14,011
ARE YOU SURE
IT WAS ACTUALLY HER?
1165
00:45:14,012 --> 00:45:15,712
YOU SAID YOU REALLY
DIDN'T SEE THEM.
1166
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:17,948
BELIEVE ME, I MANAGED
TO GET A GOOD LOOK
1167
00:45:17,949 --> 00:45:19,349
WHEN I WALKED
THROUGH THE FRONT, OK?
1168
00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:20,785
IT WAS HER FOR SURE.
1169
00:45:20,786 --> 00:45:22,552
SO, WE MADE A DATE
FOR DINNER,
1170
00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:23,888
AND AS YOU CAN IMAGINE,
1171
00:45:23,889 --> 00:45:26,056
I'M FEELING PRETTY GOOD
ABOUT THINGS RIGHT NOW.
1172
00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:28,192
HA HA.
IT'S NOT FAIR.
1173
00:45:28,193 --> 00:45:29,559
WHAT'S NOT FAIR?
1174
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,161
IT'S HAPPENING TO YOU
AND NOT ME.
1175
00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:34,031
WHAT CAN I SAY?
GOD LOVES ME, J.
1176
00:45:34,032 --> 00:45:35,465
DON'T PLAY LIKE THAT.
1177
00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:36,967
SO, WHERE Y'ALL GO?
1178
00:45:36,968 --> 00:45:39,569
I TOOK HER TO THIS
SEXY PLACE ON MELROSE.
1179
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:40,871
I KNEW SHE'D LIKE THAT.
1180
00:45:40,872 --> 00:45:42,206
BUT LET ME EXPLAIN.
1181
00:45:42,207 --> 00:45:44,441
THIS WOMAN ISN'T
JUST BEAUTIFUL, MAN.
1182
00:45:44,442 --> 00:45:45,343
SHE'S RADIANT.
1183
00:45:45,344 --> 00:45:46,743
AND SHE'S
A PROFESSIONAL ACTRESS,
1184
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,813
SO SHE GOT TO BE FINE.
1185
00:45:48,814 --> 00:45:50,881
ANYWAY, SHE'S FLIRTING.
1186
00:45:50,882 --> 00:45:52,316
SHE'S BUMPING HER LEG
ON MY LEG
1187
00:45:52,317 --> 00:45:54,718
UNDER THE TABLE
OR WHATEVER, YOU KNOW?
1188
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:56,720
AND NOT ENOUGH
TO BE OBVIOUS,
1189
00:45:56,721 --> 00:45:57,888
BUT JUST ENOUGH
TO KEEP A MAN
1190
00:45:57,889 --> 00:45:58,889
PLAYING
CLOSE ATTENTION.
1191
00:45:58,890 --> 00:46:00,124
RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
1192
00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:02,626
SO, THIS IS WHERE
I TAKE IT OVER THE TOP.
1193
00:46:02,627 --> 00:46:05,195
I MAKE UP THIS STORY
ABOUT MY FIANCéE
1194
00:46:05,196 --> 00:46:07,898
AND HOW SHE DUMPED ME
FOR MY BEST FRIEND.
1195
00:46:07,899 --> 00:46:10,000
AND I'M PRACTICALLY
IN TEARS,
1196
00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:11,768
AND I KNOW
IT'S A BUNCH OF BULL.
1197
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:13,637
DENZEL AIN'T GOT
NOTHING ON ME, DAWG.
1198
00:46:13,638 --> 00:46:16,173
THAT'S MY BOY!
1199
00:46:16,174 --> 00:46:19,276
SO, WHAT HAPPENED
AFTER DINNER?
1200
00:46:19,277 --> 00:46:21,378
BOY, WHERE HAS
THE TIME GONE?
1201
00:46:21,379 --> 00:46:22,880
YOU KNOW, J, I GOT
TO GET OUT OF HERE.
1202
00:46:22,881 --> 00:46:24,214
HEY, LOOK, LOOK,
DON'T PLAY, OK?
1203
00:46:24,215 --> 00:46:26,851
YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE.
WHAT HAPPENED? TELL ME.
1204
00:46:26,852 --> 00:46:29,586
SHE PRACTICALLY RIPPED
MY CLOTHES OFF.
1205
00:46:29,587 --> 00:46:31,488
UH-UH.
1206
00:46:31,489 --> 00:46:33,357
SHE CAME OUT
THE BATHROOM.
1207
00:46:33,358 --> 00:46:35,292
SHE'S STANDING THERE
IN HER BRA AND PANTIES
1208
00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:38,262
LOOKING LIKE SHE STEPPED
OUT OF VICTORIA'S SECRET.
1209
00:46:38,263 --> 00:46:39,329
OOH.
1210
00:46:39,330 --> 00:46:41,866
TYRA BANKS ON STEROIDS,
EVERYTHING MATCHING.
1211
00:46:41,867 --> 00:46:43,400
SWEET TOES.
1212
00:46:43,401 --> 00:46:45,635
OOH. SWEET TOES?
1213
00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:46,871
I'M, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
1214
00:46:46,872 --> 00:46:48,772
"MAYBE... MAYBE
WE SHOULD WAIT."
1215
00:46:48,773 --> 00:46:50,908
SHE'S, LIKE,
"I WANT YOU NAKED NOW."
1216
00:46:50,909 --> 00:46:53,944
WHOA.
AND THEN WHAT?
1217
00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:55,212
YOU REALLY WANT
TO KNOW?
1218
00:46:55,213 --> 00:46:56,480
YES, I DO.
1219
00:46:56,481 --> 00:46:57,647
WHEW.
1220
00:46:57,648 --> 00:46:59,449
HOW LONG YOU BEEN
KNOWING ME, MAN?
1221
00:46:59,450 --> 00:47:00,584
A LONG TIME.
1222
00:47:00,585 --> 00:47:01,785
AND YOU COULD SAY
ROUGHLY
1223
00:47:01,786 --> 00:47:03,287
I'M AN EXPERIENCED
GUY, RIGHT?
1224
00:47:03,288 --> 00:47:04,990
YEAH.
1225
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:08,792
LET ME BE HONEST, J.
WE DID THINGS.
1226
00:47:08,793 --> 00:47:11,862
SUCH AS?
1227
00:47:11,863 --> 00:47:13,030
THINGS.
1228
00:47:13,031 --> 00:47:15,732
WHAT KIND OF THINGS?
1229
00:47:15,733 --> 00:47:17,667
I'M FREAKED OUT
JUST THINKING ABOUT IT
1230
00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:18,668
RIGHT NOW, MAN.
1231
00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:20,004
WELL, TRY HARD.
1232
00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:24,274
LET ME JUST SAY, WE... WE
INVENTED NEW POSITIONS.
1233
00:47:24,275 --> 00:47:27,244
I NEED TO SEE
MY CHIROPRACTOR RIGHT NOW.
1234
00:47:27,245 --> 00:47:29,246
HOW MANY?
1235
00:47:29,247 --> 00:47:30,247
JOSH,
A REAL GENTLEMAN
1236
00:47:30,248 --> 00:47:32,216
DOES NOT TELL
HIS BUSINESS.
1237
00:47:32,217 --> 00:47:34,484
THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE
NO PROBLEM, MARK.
1238
00:47:34,485 --> 00:47:35,819
WHATEVER.
1239
00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:38,255
ANYWAY, WHAT
SHE DIDN'T KNOW WAS,
1240
00:47:38,256 --> 00:47:39,723
WHEN SHE WENT
IN THE BATHROOM,
1241
00:47:39,724 --> 00:47:43,127
I FOUND THE VIDEO CAMERA
WHICH I KNEW WOULD BE THERE.
1242
00:47:43,128 --> 00:47:44,929
SHE HID THE CAMERA?
1243
00:47:44,930 --> 00:47:48,432
AMAZING HOW DEVIOUS
SOME PEOPLE CAN BE, HUH?
1244
00:47:48,433 --> 00:47:49,733
YEAH.
1245
00:47:49,734 --> 00:47:51,268
SO, I UNPLUGGED
THE VIDEO FEED.
1246
00:47:51,269 --> 00:47:54,171
ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T
DREAM ALL THIS?
1247
00:47:54,172 --> 00:47:56,306
DREAM?
IT WAS REAL.
1248
00:47:56,307 --> 00:47:59,376
I'VE ALREADY MET
BACHELORETTE NUMBER 2.
1249
00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:02,079
SHE PRETENDED TO BE IN
THE MARKET FOR A HOUSE,
1250
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,881
SO I GAVE HER
A GUIDED TOUR.
1251
00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:06,416
HA HA!
1252
00:48:06,417 --> 00:48:08,986
SMART GIRL.
1253
00:48:08,987 --> 00:48:10,520
SO, WHAT DID SHE
LOOK LIKE?
1254
00:48:10,521 --> 00:48:12,556
WHOO!
MMM, MMM, MMM.
1255
00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:13,557
LIKE THAT?
1256
00:48:13,558 --> 00:48:14,591
LIKE THAT.
1257
00:48:14,592 --> 00:48:15,725
[KISSES]
MMM.
1258
00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:18,728
WHEW.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
1259
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,597
SO, WHEN'S
THE NEXT DATE?
1260
00:48:20,598 --> 00:48:21,399
THIS SATURDAY.
1261
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,867
I WOULD SAY,
"WISH ME LUCK,"
1262
00:48:23,868 --> 00:48:25,469
BUT THERE'S REALLY
NO NEED TO,
1263
00:48:25,470 --> 00:48:28,338
BECAUSE AS YOU CAN SEE,
I'M DOING WELL.
1264
00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:29,373
HA HA!
1265
00:48:29,374 --> 00:48:31,708
DON'T DO THAT.
DON'T HATE, JACK.
1266
00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:36,014
UM, ANY CHANCE OF YOU AND
KIM GETTING BACK TOGETHER?
1267
00:48:37,715 --> 00:48:38,848
YEAH.
1268
00:48:38,849 --> 00:48:41,485
I MEAN, I DON'T LIKE
BEING BY MYSELF.
1269
00:48:41,486 --> 00:48:44,488
AND LATE AT NIGHT
1270
00:48:44,489 --> 00:48:45,889
WHEN I'M AT HOME,
1271
00:48:45,890 --> 00:48:48,193
MAN, I'VE BEEN OVERUSING
MY PALM PILOT.
1272
00:48:53,898 --> 00:48:54,965
UHH.
1273
00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:56,233
I'M SERIOUS.
1274
00:48:56,234 --> 00:48:58,435
I'M STARTING TO GET
ARTHRITIS IN BOTH HANDS.
1275
00:48:58,436 --> 00:48:59,970
THAT'S TOO MUCH
INFORMATION, J.
1276
00:48:59,971 --> 00:49:01,605
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW
ALL THAT, MAN.
1277
00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:04,174
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH
PLEASURING YOURSELF, MARK.
1278
00:49:04,175 --> 00:49:05,842
CHECK.
AHEM.
1279
00:49:05,843 --> 00:49:07,444
I'M ONLY HUMAN, OK?
1280
00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:10,380
AND I GOT SEXUAL NEEDS
THAT'S GOT TO BE SATISFIED.
1281
00:49:10,381 --> 00:49:11,515
CHECK!
1282
00:49:11,516 --> 00:49:12,582
ANY CHECK, PLEASE.
1283
00:49:12,583 --> 00:49:14,251
I GOT A CALLUS
ON THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.
1284
00:49:14,252 --> 00:49:15,053
HELP!
1285
00:49:15,054 --> 00:49:17,255
[CROWD CHEERING]
1286
00:49:18,423 --> 00:49:22,126
OK. IF YOU EVER FALL IN LOVE
WITH A YOUNG BOY,
1287
00:49:22,127 --> 00:49:23,427
AND HE DROP YOU,
1288
00:49:23,428 --> 00:49:25,095
I'M GOING TO TELL YOU
HOW YOU GET BACK AT HIM.
1289
00:49:25,096 --> 00:49:27,664
HAVE SEX WITH HIS FATHER.
1290
00:49:27,665 --> 00:49:30,034
OH, THAT'LL HURT HIM,
THAT'LL HURT HIM.
1291
00:49:30,035 --> 00:49:32,069
HE COME HOME FROM THE CLUB
LATE ONE NIGHT.
1292
00:49:32,070 --> 00:49:33,337
HIS FATHER GOT ONE OF THEM
1293
00:49:33,338 --> 00:49:36,240
OLD BOBBY WOMACK,
GENE CHANDLER RECORDS ON.
1294
00:49:36,241 --> 00:49:38,308
HE FIGURES DADDY IN THERE
HAVING SEX
1295
00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:40,210
WITH SISTER JENKINS
FROM THE CHURCH.
1296
00:49:40,211 --> 00:49:42,612
THAT'S WHEN I COME
BOUNCING OUT, LOOK AT HIM,
1297
00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:43,980
AND GO, "YOUR DADDY SAID
TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT
1298
00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:46,250
BEFORE YOU GO TO BED."
1299
00:49:46,251 --> 00:49:49,753
THAT'LL KILL HIM.
1300
00:49:49,754 --> 00:49:51,055
WHEN HE'S BUSY,
I'M EASY.
1301
00:49:51,056 --> 00:49:53,157
YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH ME
ON THE HOOD OF A CAR.
1302
00:49:53,158 --> 00:49:54,358
YOU JUST NEED TO KEEP
THE CAR RUNNING,
1303
00:49:54,359 --> 00:49:55,625
SO MY BACK
DON'T GET COLD.
1304
00:49:55,626 --> 00:49:57,395
I'M EASY LIKE THAT.
1305
00:49:58,529 --> 00:49:59,663
MMM!
1306
00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:02,466
AND THEN, LADIES, YOU NEED
TO FIX YOURSELF UP.
1307
00:50:02,467 --> 00:50:04,068
YOU NEED TO LOOK GOOD.
WHY?
1308
00:50:04,069 --> 00:50:06,836
BECAUSE WHEN YOU LOOK GOOD,
YOU FEEL GOOD.
1309
00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,338
WEAR SOME DANG MAKEUP.
1310
00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:10,207
I KNOW I GOT TO WEAR MAKEUP,
BECAUSE WITHOUT MAKEUP,
1311
00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:11,941
I LOOK EXACTLY LIKE
WESLEY SNIPES.
1312
00:50:11,942 --> 00:50:13,343
WEAR SOME MAKEUP.
1313
00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:15,612
SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP.
1314
00:50:15,613 --> 00:50:17,947
LOOK AT THE WHITE PEOPLE GOING,
"I KNEW I KNEW HER.
1315
00:50:17,948 --> 00:50:21,451
EITHER
SHE WAS IN BLADE, OR..."
1316
00:50:21,452 --> 00:50:22,686
HA HA!
1317
00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:23,753
LADIES...
1318
00:50:23,754 --> 00:50:26,356
WE NEED TO STOP
PLAYING GAMES WITH OUR LOVE.
1319
00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:27,524
Y'ALL KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
1320
00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:28,792
Y'ALL KNOW WHAT GAME
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
1321
00:50:28,793 --> 00:50:30,094
YOU GO OUT
WITH A GOOD MAN.
1322
00:50:30,095 --> 00:50:31,495
HE A DECENT MAN.
1323
00:50:31,496 --> 00:50:34,164
YOU DONE ATE UP
ALL THE STEAK AND LOBSTER.
1324
00:50:34,165 --> 00:50:35,965
THEN WHEN IT'S TIME
TO HAVE SEX,
1325
00:50:35,966 --> 00:50:37,234
YOU WANT
TO TALK ABOUT JESUS
1326
00:50:37,235 --> 00:50:39,636
AND THE DIRECTION
OF YOUR LIFE.
1327
00:50:39,637 --> 00:50:42,440
YOU'S A TRICKY WENCH.
1328
00:50:43,741 --> 00:50:45,942
YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE YOU'RE MESSING IT UP
1329
00:50:45,943 --> 00:50:48,512
FOR DECENT PROS LIKE MYSELF.
1330
00:50:48,513 --> 00:50:50,914
SEE, WHEN A MAN
GET HIS FEELINGS HURT,
1331
00:50:50,915 --> 00:50:52,682
HE DON'T CHANGE
FOR THE BETTER.
1332
00:50:52,683 --> 00:50:54,618
HE CHANGE FOR THE WORSE,
1333
00:50:54,619 --> 00:50:59,089
SO WHEN I GO OUT WITH HIM,
NOW HE'S A BITTER BUSTER.
1334
00:50:59,090 --> 00:51:00,590
NOW I CAN BARELY GET
1335
00:51:00,591 --> 00:51:03,393
A HAPPY MEAL AND SNICKER BAR
OUT THIS BITTER BUSTER,
1336
00:51:03,394 --> 00:51:06,163
AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
1337
00:51:06,164 --> 00:51:07,597
IT'S NOT RIGHT.
1338
00:51:07,598 --> 00:51:10,434
STOP MESSING WITH YOUR MAN
WHILE HE WATCHING TV.
1339
00:51:10,435 --> 00:51:12,169
GIVE YOUR MAN HIS SPACE.
1340
00:51:12,170 --> 00:51:14,003
WHEN YOUR MAN
IS WATCHING TV,
1341
00:51:14,004 --> 00:51:15,905
FIX HIM SOME SNACKS
AND GET OUT THE WAY.
1342
00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:19,143
DON'T TRY TO TALK TO YOUR
MAN WHILE HE WATCHING TV.
1343
00:51:19,144 --> 00:51:21,811
NEVER ASK YOUR MAN
THIS QUESTION...
1344
00:51:21,812 --> 00:51:23,947
"WHAT YOU THINKING 'BOUT?"
1345
00:51:23,948 --> 00:51:27,517
YOU KNOW WHY? HE CAN'T TELL
YOU WHAT HE THINKING ABOUT
1346
00:51:27,518 --> 00:51:29,386
WHEN YOU SAY,
"WHAT YOU THINKIN' 'BOUT?"
1347
00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:30,587
BECAUSE YOU KNOW
WHAT HE WANT TO SAY?
1348
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:32,256
"I WAS THINKING YOU NEED
TO GET YOUR ACT
1349
00:51:32,257 --> 00:51:33,523
"OUT OF THE FRONT
OF THE DANG TV
1350
00:51:33,524 --> 00:51:34,991
"WHILE I'M TRYING
TO WATCH THE GAME,
1351
00:51:34,992 --> 00:51:36,293
"BUT I CAN'T SAY THAT
TO YOU,
1352
00:51:36,294 --> 00:51:37,527
"BECAUSE I'M GOING TO WANT
TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
1353
00:51:37,528 --> 00:51:40,131
IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES
WHEN THE GAME GO OFF."
1354
00:51:43,268 --> 00:51:46,270
OWNING A RESTAURANT,
THAT'S EXCITING.
1355
00:51:46,271 --> 00:51:47,304
NOT ALWAYS.
1356
00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:49,072
DEALING WITH THE STAFF...
1357
00:51:49,073 --> 00:51:51,675
THE CHEF, WAITERS,
BUSBOYS, BARTENDERS.
1358
00:51:51,676 --> 00:51:52,909
QUALITY IS EVERYTHING.
1359
00:51:52,910 --> 00:51:54,178
MMM.
1360
00:51:54,179 --> 00:51:56,180
THE RESTAURANT BUSINESS
IS VERY COMPETITIVE.
1361
00:51:56,181 --> 00:51:57,914
SOUNDS LIKE A LOT
OF RESPONSIBILITY.
1362
00:51:57,915 --> 00:51:59,216
YOU MUST BE GOOD AT IT.
1363
00:51:59,217 --> 00:52:01,318
I AM...
1364
00:52:01,319 --> 00:52:03,420
BUT IT'S NO LONGER
MY REAL PASSION.
1365
00:52:03,421 --> 00:52:07,491
SO, WHAT IS LAUREN'S
REAL PASSION?
1366
00:52:07,492 --> 00:52:09,659
I RECENTLY BECAME INVOLVED
WITH THE HOMELESS.
1367
00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:13,430
YOU KNOW, FUNDRAISING,
BUILDING AWARENESS.
1368
00:52:13,431 --> 00:52:15,932
WHEN I THINK OF PEOPLE
GOING HUNGRY,
1369
00:52:15,933 --> 00:52:17,634
IT BREAKS MY HEART.
1370
00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:18,968
WHEW.
1371
00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:20,337
I'VE DONE WELL
FOR MYSELF,
1372
00:52:20,338 --> 00:52:22,472
AND I WANT TO GIVE
SOMETHING BACK.
1373
00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:23,740
THAT REMINDS ME.
I HAVE SOME FRIENDS
1374
00:52:23,741 --> 00:52:26,009
WHO VOLUNTEER AT
THE MISSION DOWNTOWN,
1375
00:52:26,010 --> 00:52:27,611
AND THEY HAND OUT
MEALS.
1376
00:52:27,612 --> 00:52:28,845
THEY'RE OUT THERE
HELPING OUT.
1377
00:52:28,846 --> 00:52:31,415
HOW ABOUT YOU AND I
GO DOWN THERE TOGETHER
1378
00:52:31,416 --> 00:52:32,916
SO YOU CAN MEET THEM?
1379
00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:34,117
I'D LOVE TO.
1380
00:52:34,118 --> 00:52:35,353
[BOTH LAUGH]
1381
00:52:40,225 --> 00:52:41,891
WHAT'S WRONG?
1382
00:52:41,892 --> 00:52:45,729
OHH. I MAY HAVE HAD
ONE DRINK TOO MANY. MMM.
1383
00:52:45,730 --> 00:52:47,731
HEADACHE?
1384
00:52:47,732 --> 00:52:48,732
A LITTLE.
1385
00:52:48,733 --> 00:52:50,634
OOH. YOU WOULDN'T BE
DISAPPOINTED
1386
00:52:50,635 --> 00:52:52,469
IF WE MADE IT
AN EARLY NIGHT?
1387
00:52:52,470 --> 00:52:54,704
NO! I MEAN,
IT'S JUST THAT...
1388
00:52:54,705 --> 00:52:59,243
I'M HAVING SUCH
A WONDERFUL TIME TONIGHT.
1389
00:52:59,244 --> 00:53:02,780
GET ME SOME ASPIRIN...
EXTRA STRENGTH.
1390
00:53:04,048 --> 00:53:06,250
I REALLY DON'T
WANT YOU TO GO.
1391
00:53:06,251 --> 00:53:07,451
YOU DON'T?
1392
00:53:07,452 --> 00:53:10,820
I THOUGHT WE WERE,
YOU KNOW, CONNECTING.
1393
00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:12,289
WAS I WRONG?
1394
00:53:12,290 --> 00:53:14,123
NO, NO, NO, NOT AT ALL.
1395
00:53:14,124 --> 00:53:15,593
MMM.
1396
00:53:17,228 --> 00:53:19,028
[GIGGLES]
1397
00:53:19,029 --> 00:53:20,196
[MARK INHALES]
1398
00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:22,232
Mark: OH, YEAH.
1399
00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:24,568
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
1400
00:53:24,569 --> 00:53:26,135
AH.
1401
00:53:26,136 --> 00:53:28,572
OH, THAT FEELS GREAT.
1402
00:53:28,573 --> 00:53:31,508
MMM, MMM.
1403
00:53:31,509 --> 00:53:33,810
MMM.
1404
00:53:33,811 --> 00:53:35,144
HOW'S THE HEADACHE?
1405
00:53:35,145 --> 00:53:36,280
WHAT HEADACHE?
1406
00:53:36,281 --> 00:53:37,314
HA HA.
1407
00:53:37,315 --> 00:53:39,949
THAT FEELS GOOD.
1408
00:53:39,950 --> 00:53:41,385
I KNOW.
1409
00:53:41,386 --> 00:53:44,053
YOU ARE SO TENSE.
1410
00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:45,054
AM I?
1411
00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:46,055
YEAH.
1412
00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:47,591
YOU'RE ALL KNOTTED UP.
1413
00:53:47,592 --> 00:53:48,692
MMM.
1414
00:53:48,693 --> 00:53:50,927
YOU MUST HAVE A LOT
OF STRESS IN YOUR LIFE.
1415
00:53:50,928 --> 00:53:52,696
MM-HMM.
1416
00:53:52,697 --> 00:53:54,030
MMM.
1417
00:53:54,031 --> 00:53:57,901
OH, YOU POOR BABY.
1418
00:53:57,902 --> 00:53:59,035
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
1419
00:53:59,036 --> 00:54:02,306
THAT I DON'T NORMALLY
DO THIS ON A FIRST DATE.
1420
00:54:02,307 --> 00:54:05,108
THANK YOU.
1421
00:54:05,109 --> 00:54:07,176
NOW, WHAT ABOUT
YOUR BACK?
1422
00:54:07,177 --> 00:54:09,313
MMM. YEAH,
IT'S BROKE, IT'S BROKE.
1423
00:54:09,314 --> 00:54:12,016
IT'S... IT'S
REALLY BROKE.
1424
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:17,587
DO YOU MIND
IF I TAKE THIS OFF?
1425
00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:20,824
NO. I MEAN,
IF YOU MUST.
1426
00:54:20,825 --> 00:54:23,327
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1427
00:54:23,328 --> 00:54:25,329
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
THAT SHIRT OFF?
1428
00:54:25,330 --> 00:54:27,864
[LAUGHS]
1429
00:54:27,865 --> 00:54:28,865
AH.
1430
00:54:28,866 --> 00:54:29,866
FOR THE MASSAGE.
1431
00:54:29,867 --> 00:54:33,971
RIGHT, RIGHT.
1432
00:54:35,139 --> 00:54:36,607
WHEW.
1433
00:54:39,810 --> 00:54:42,446
OK, LET'S SEE
WHAT'S GOIN' ON.
1434
00:54:42,447 --> 00:54:44,381
[KING FLOYD'S GROOVE ME
PLAYING]
1435
00:54:44,382 --> 00:54:46,182
HA HA HA!
1436
00:54:46,183 --> 00:54:49,252
UH-HUH. YEAH.
1437
00:54:49,253 --> 00:54:50,687
♪ COME ON ♪
1438
00:54:50,688 --> 00:54:53,457
♪ HEY THERE,
SUGAR DARLIN' ♪
1439
00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:55,659
♪ LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHIN' ♪
1440
00:54:55,660 --> 00:55:00,364
♪ GIRL, I'VE BEEN TRYIN'
TO SAY, NOW ♪
1441
00:55:00,365 --> 00:55:02,466
♪ YOU LOOK SO SWEET ♪
1442
00:55:02,467 --> 00:55:04,868
♪ AND YOU'RE
SO DOGGONE FINE ♪
1443
00:55:04,869 --> 00:55:08,037
♪ I JUST CAN'T GET YOU
OUT OF MY MIND... ♪
1444
00:55:08,038 --> 00:55:10,273
OH! HA HA HA!
1445
00:55:10,274 --> 00:55:11,542
OHH.
1446
00:55:12,610 --> 00:55:14,310
WHOO.
1447
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:16,380
MMM.
1448
00:55:16,381 --> 00:55:18,281
OHH. YOU KNOW WHAT?
1449
00:55:18,282 --> 00:55:19,783
YOU REALLY HAVE
THE TOUCH.
1450
00:55:19,784 --> 00:55:21,451
HEH HEH.
1451
00:55:21,452 --> 00:55:23,219
I HAVE AN IDEA.
1452
00:55:23,220 --> 00:55:24,954
YOU WANT ME
TO STRIP FOR YOU?
1453
00:55:24,955 --> 00:55:26,590
WHY DON'T I?
1454
00:55:26,591 --> 00:55:28,324
THAT WORKS FOR ME.
1455
00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:30,761
HEH HEH HEH.
1456
00:55:31,962 --> 00:55:34,263
AHH.
1457
00:55:34,264 --> 00:55:37,101
MM-MM-MMM.
1458
00:55:38,536 --> 00:55:41,037
♪ GROOVE ME, BABY ♪
1459
00:55:41,038 --> 00:55:44,408
OK. OHH, YEAH.
1460
00:55:44,409 --> 00:55:46,843
♪ OH, YEAH,
NOW, NOW, DARLIN' ♪
1461
00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:50,414
♪ UHH, COME ON, COME ON ♪
1462
00:55:50,415 --> 00:55:52,015
♪ HEY! UHH! ♪
1463
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:54,084
MM-MM-MMM.
1464
00:55:55,252 --> 00:55:56,352
OWW.
1465
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:59,222
HA HA HA!
1466
00:55:59,223 --> 00:56:00,356
MM.
1467
00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:01,525
[WHISTLES]
1468
00:56:01,526 --> 00:56:03,727
♪ HERE'S SOME
GOOD, GOOD LOVIN' ♪
1469
00:56:03,728 --> 00:56:07,797
MM. ALL RIGHT,
WOMAN. MM!
1470
00:56:07,798 --> 00:56:08,966
MM-MM-MMM.
1471
00:56:10,334 --> 00:56:12,836
I WANT TO MAKE LOVE
TO YOU.
1472
00:56:12,837 --> 00:56:14,404
OK.
1473
00:56:14,405 --> 00:56:17,641
♪ YOU DON'T NEED
NO COMPANY ♪
1474
00:56:17,642 --> 00:56:18,675
HA!
1475
00:56:18,676 --> 00:56:19,610
HA!
1476
00:56:19,611 --> 00:56:22,078
♪ NO OTHER MAN,
NO OTHER GIRL ♪
1477
00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:23,312
WHAT'S THAT?
1478
00:56:23,313 --> 00:56:26,049
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
I LOVE TAPING IT.
1479
00:56:26,050 --> 00:56:28,151
TAPING IT? HOLD UP.
HOLD... HOLD... HOLD...
1480
00:56:28,152 --> 00:56:29,519
I'VE NEVER DONE THAT
BEFORE.
1481
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,823
OH. I REALLY
GET OFF ON IT.
1482
00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:37,594
LOOK, LAUREN,
I'M REALLY SHY, ALL RIGHT?
1483
00:56:37,595 --> 00:56:41,330
I FIND IT VERY AROUSING,
1484
00:56:41,331 --> 00:56:42,999
LIKE AN APHRODISIAC.
1485
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:47,270
TO BE HONEST, I'D RATHER
THIS BE OFF-CAMERA.
1486
00:56:47,271 --> 00:56:48,337
YOU UNDERSTAND?
1487
00:56:48,338 --> 00:56:50,975
PLEASE?
1488
00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:54,611
WELL...
1489
00:56:54,612 --> 00:56:57,413
THERE'S A FIRST TIME
FOR EVERYTHING.
1490
00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:00,149
I SHOULD BE OPEN TO
NEW EXPERIENCES, RIGHT?
1491
00:57:00,150 --> 00:57:02,919
YES! YOU WON'T
REGRET IT.
1492
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,021
WELL, TURN
THE DANG THING ON.
1493
00:57:05,022 --> 00:57:07,390
HA HA HA!
OHH.
1494
00:57:07,391 --> 00:57:10,326
HEH HEH HEH.
1495
00:57:10,327 --> 00:57:12,128
I MUST BE DREAMIN'.
1496
00:57:12,129 --> 00:57:13,196
MM-HMM.
1497
00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:15,198
COME ON, BABY.
1498
00:57:15,199 --> 00:57:16,299
HA HA HA!
1499
00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:17,201
WHOO!
1500
00:57:17,202 --> 00:57:18,234
♪ COME ON, COME ON ♪
1501
00:57:18,235 --> 00:57:19,268
OHH!
1502
00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:22,405
♪ GROOVE ME, BABY ♪
1503
00:57:22,406 --> 00:57:25,510
♪ GROOVE ME, BABY ♪
1504
00:57:27,077 --> 00:57:29,914
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1505
00:57:57,207 --> 00:57:59,042
LAUREN'S EYE
IN THE SKY.
1506
00:57:59,043 --> 00:58:00,611
GOTTA HAVE SECURITY.
1507
00:58:01,579 --> 00:58:03,279
SO, WHAT'S UP?
1508
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,181
MY VCR AT HOME IS BROKEN,
1509
00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:07,316
SO THIS IS A WORLD PREMIERE.
1510
00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:09,318
SO, HOW WAS IT?
1511
00:58:09,319 --> 00:58:10,419
BE PATIENT.
1512
00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:12,088
NO, I MEANT
DID YOU...
1513
00:58:12,089 --> 00:58:14,090
LET'S JUST SAY
IF THIS WAS A MOVIE,
1514
00:58:14,091 --> 00:58:17,160
IT WOULD BE IN THE ADULT SECTION
OF THE VIDEO STORE.
1515
00:58:17,161 --> 00:58:18,361
HEH HEH.
REALLY?
1516
00:58:18,362 --> 00:58:22,732
THIS IS SOMETHING I LIKE
TO CALL GIRL GONE WILD.
1517
00:58:22,733 --> 00:58:25,935
OK, LADIES. READY?
1518
00:58:25,936 --> 00:58:27,037
HERE IT GOES.
1519
00:58:28,238 --> 00:58:30,406
...CLEAR!
YOU SCREAM IT!
1520
00:58:30,407 --> 00:58:33,509
H-O-R-E!
1521
00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:35,411
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?
1522
00:58:35,412 --> 00:58:37,246
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
1523
00:58:37,247 --> 00:58:38,682
I'M CONFUSED.
1524
00:58:38,683 --> 00:58:41,851
UM... WHICH ONE
IS YOU? HMM?
1525
00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:44,287
WHAT'S UP
WITH THIS TAPE?
1526
00:58:44,288 --> 00:58:46,122
I'VE GOT 2 WORDS,
HONEY...
1527
00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:48,257
NO CARBS.
1528
00:58:48,258 --> 00:58:50,627
WELL, MAYBE YOU SWITCHED IT
WITH A TAPE AT HOME?
1529
00:58:50,628 --> 00:58:53,930
I ONLY HAVE
ONE TAPE, EMILY.
1530
00:58:53,931 --> 00:58:55,264
OK.
1531
00:58:55,265 --> 00:58:57,133
LAUREN,
WAS THERE A REASON
1532
00:58:57,134 --> 00:59:00,870
THAT YOU WANTED US TO WATCH
THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW?
1533
00:59:00,871 --> 00:59:03,506
THE CAMERA WAS FINE.
I DON'T...
1534
00:59:03,507 --> 00:59:04,974
I JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND THIS.
1535
00:59:04,975 --> 00:59:07,010
THE LIGHT WAS ON,
HE WAS NAKED.
1536
00:59:07,011 --> 00:59:09,145
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE
RULE AGAIN, HUH?
1537
00:59:09,146 --> 00:59:10,313
VISUAL PROOF?
1538
00:59:10,314 --> 00:59:11,615
[LAUGHS]
1539
00:59:11,616 --> 00:59:12,682
Lauren:
THIS IS NOT FAIR.
1540
00:59:12,683 --> 00:59:14,017
Andrea:
HONEY, YOU LOST.
1541
00:59:14,018 --> 00:59:15,218
I DID NOT LOSE!
1542
00:59:15,219 --> 00:59:16,352
YES, YOU DID.
1543
00:59:16,353 --> 00:59:18,354
WE DID IT. TWICE!
1544
00:59:18,355 --> 00:59:19,723
TWICE?
TWICE?!
1545
00:59:19,724 --> 00:59:21,658
WELL, JUST TO MAKE SURE.
1546
00:59:21,659 --> 00:59:23,727
WELL, DID YOU TAPE
OVER IT OR SOMETHING?
1547
00:59:23,728 --> 00:59:25,629
NO, NO. I MADE SURE
THAT IT WAS...
1548
00:59:25,630 --> 00:59:28,632
[CHANTING WITH TV CROWD]
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
1549
00:59:28,633 --> 00:59:32,501
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
1550
00:59:32,502 --> 00:59:33,837
OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
1551
00:59:33,838 --> 00:59:36,239
I THINK WE SHOULD FORGET
ABOUT THE CONTEST.
1552
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,141
WHAT?
1553
00:59:37,142 --> 00:59:39,809
NOW? AFTER WHAT
I'VE BEEN THROUGH?
1554
00:59:39,810 --> 00:59:41,344
WHAT ABOUT WHAT
I'VE BEEN THROUGH?
1555
00:59:41,345 --> 00:59:43,246
WHAT ABOUT ME?
1556
00:59:43,247 --> 00:59:44,347
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
1557
00:59:44,348 --> 00:59:46,082
YOU LOST.
YOU LOST, TOO!
1558
00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:46,951
SO?
SO?
1559
00:59:46,952 --> 00:59:48,384
LADIES!
WE'RE FIGHTING...
1560
00:59:48,385 --> 00:59:50,119
ABOUT WHAT?
1561
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:52,857
[TV SHOW CONTINUES]
1562
00:59:54,524 --> 00:59:56,726
[BOTH SIGH]
1563
00:59:56,727 --> 00:59:59,864
HMM. I JUST
DON'T GET IT.
1564
01:00:05,502 --> 01:00:08,938
NO, ON OUR SHOW...
THERE'S A "W" THERE.
1565
01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:11,540
Woman:
I'M SORRY, JERRY.
1566
01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:13,810
Crowd:
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
1567
01:00:13,811 --> 01:00:16,013
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1568
01:00:31,228 --> 01:00:33,529
Mark, voice-over: I KNEW
IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TIME
1569
01:00:33,530 --> 01:00:36,633
BEFORE I MET
BACHELORETTE NUMBER 3.
1570
01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:45,843
AND THERE SHE WAS.
1571
01:00:58,923 --> 01:01:01,657
DO YOU MIND
IF I HAVE A SEAT?
1572
01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:04,194
OH, NO. THAT'S FINE.
1573
01:01:10,768 --> 01:01:12,937
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT TIME IT IS?
1574
01:01:14,739 --> 01:01:15,772
THANK YOU.
1575
01:01:15,773 --> 01:01:16,973
YOU'RE WELCOME.
1576
01:01:16,974 --> 01:01:20,009
♪ I MADE A WISH ♪
1577
01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:22,478
♪ ON A SHOOTING STAR... ♪
1578
01:01:22,479 --> 01:01:24,347
HA HA.
HEH.
1579
01:01:24,348 --> 01:01:25,783
SO, WHAT ARE YOU
READING?
1580
01:01:30,821 --> 01:01:33,456
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA!
1581
01:01:33,457 --> 01:01:35,491
WHOO!
YEAH.
1582
01:01:35,492 --> 01:01:37,526
UH-HUH. MM-HMM.
1583
01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:39,395
MY FRIENDS THINK
I'M TOO NICE.
1584
01:01:39,396 --> 01:01:40,764
I'M SURE YOU ARE.
1585
01:01:40,765 --> 01:01:43,733
HEH. WELL,
I DON'T KNOW.
1586
01:01:43,734 --> 01:01:47,436
IT'S ALL SO CONFUSING.
WHO KNOWS?
1587
01:01:47,437 --> 01:01:48,972
♪ IS IT REAL ♪
1588
01:01:48,973 --> 01:01:53,476
♪ OR AM I LIVING
IN A FANTASY? ♪
1589
01:01:53,477 --> 01:01:56,813
♪ I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES ♪
1590
01:01:56,814 --> 01:01:59,983
♪ IF IT'S POSSIBLE
THAT MIRACLES ♪
1591
01:01:59,984 --> 01:02:03,552
♪ CAN HAPPEN
IF YOU'RE CYNICAL ♪
1592
01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:05,922
♪ SOMEDAY, YEAH ♪
1593
01:02:05,923 --> 01:02:09,759
♪ 'CAUSE SOMETHING THIS GOOD
NEVER LASTS ♪
1594
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:12,061
♪ LASTS FOREVER ♪
1595
01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:18,167
♪ I WANT IT TO BE
THE FIRST TIME, BABY ♪
1596
01:02:18,168 --> 01:02:24,140
♪ I'M TRYING TO FIND
A WAY TO MAKE IT ♪
1597
01:02:24,141 --> 01:02:28,677
♪ SOMETHING MUCH MORE
THAN USUAL ♪
1598
01:02:28,678 --> 01:02:33,017
♪ MUCH MORE THAN USUAL ♪
1599
01:02:40,825 --> 01:02:43,759
♪ I SEARCH THE SKY ♪
1600
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:47,030
♪ FOR A SIGN OF LIFE ♪
1601
01:02:47,031 --> 01:02:53,002
♪ WHILE ORION AIMED HIS ARROW
AT OBLIVION ♪
1602
01:02:53,003 --> 01:02:56,139
♪ AND I WONDER ♪
1603
01:02:56,140 --> 01:02:59,042
♪ AS THE NORTHERN LIGHTS
ARE SHINING ♪
1604
01:02:59,043 --> 01:03:02,611
♪ IF THEY'RE BRIGHT TONIGHT
FOR GUIDING ME ♪
1605
01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:04,780
♪ SOMEWHERE ♪
1606
01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:07,316
♪ STAY BY MY SIDE ♪
1607
01:03:07,317 --> 01:03:10,987
♪ I NEED YOU HERE WITH ME ♪
1608
01:03:10,988 --> 01:03:13,890
♪ IF THEY'RE SENDING OUT
A MESSAGE ♪
1609
01:03:13,891 --> 01:03:17,060
♪ THAT WE NEED TO KNOW ♪
1610
01:03:17,061 --> 01:03:19,996
♪ HELP ME THROUGH IT ♪
1611
01:03:19,997 --> 01:03:22,465
♪ IF WE FIND
A WAY TOGETHER... ♪
1612
01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:23,699
[MUSIC FADES OUT]
1613
01:03:23,700 --> 01:03:24,700
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
1614
01:03:24,701 --> 01:03:25,935
HELLO? IT'S ANDREA.
1615
01:03:25,936 --> 01:03:27,904
HEY, IT'S ME.
I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
1616
01:03:27,905 --> 01:03:29,939
I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT EMILY AND MARK.
1617
01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:31,875
YOU KNOW THEY'RE GETTING
TOGETHER THIS WEEKEND.
1618
01:03:31,876 --> 01:03:34,043
I KNOW. I BOOKED THEM
A TABLE AT MY PLACE.
1619
01:03:34,044 --> 01:03:36,812
I BET YOU DID,
LITTLE MISS NOSEY.
1620
01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:38,915
LOOK, EMILY'S OUR GIRL,
1621
01:03:38,916 --> 01:03:40,950
AND YOU KNOW SHE'S
REALLY FEELING MARK.
1622
01:03:40,951 --> 01:03:42,785
I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER
GET HURT.
1623
01:03:42,786 --> 01:03:43,786
NOR DO I.
1624
01:03:43,787 --> 01:03:46,389
GOOD. SO...
1625
01:03:46,390 --> 01:03:48,657
I WAS THINKING ABOUT
PUTTING AN END TO IT.
1626
01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:50,059
HOW WOULD YOU
ACCOMPLISH THAT?
1627
01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:51,827
WELL, THE ONLY
RIGHT THING TO DO
1628
01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:53,529
IS TO CALL MARK
AND TIP HIM OFF.
1629
01:03:53,530 --> 01:03:54,630
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1630
01:03:54,631 --> 01:03:56,165
I THINK SHE'S GONNA BEAT YOU
AT YOUR OWN GAME,
1631
01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:57,266
AND YOU DON'T LIKE IT.
1632
01:03:57,267 --> 01:04:00,003
THAT IS NOT IT
AT ALL, LAUREN.
1633
01:04:00,004 --> 01:04:02,972
AND I THINK YOU MAY BE
A LITTLE JEALOUS.
1634
01:04:02,973 --> 01:04:04,407
OF EMILY? HA!
1635
01:04:04,408 --> 01:04:06,375
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
YOU TRIPPIN'.
1636
01:04:06,376 --> 01:04:08,011
MAYBE I'M WRONG.
1637
01:04:08,012 --> 01:04:09,645
OH, YOU'RE
DEFINITELY WRONG.
1638
01:04:09,646 --> 01:04:11,214
YOU'RE JUST STILL
PISSED OFF
1639
01:04:11,215 --> 01:04:13,782
ABOUT JERRY SPRINGER,
AREN'T YOU?
1640
01:04:13,783 --> 01:04:15,885
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW WE BOTH LOST.
1641
01:04:15,886 --> 01:04:18,021
I WAS THINKING
THE SAME THING.
1642
01:04:18,022 --> 01:04:19,989
THAT'S WHY
I SHOULD CALL MARK.
1643
01:04:19,990 --> 01:04:22,258
LOOK, ANDREA,
DON'T DO ANYTHING, OK?
1644
01:04:22,259 --> 01:04:25,461
LAUREN?
YOU'RE BREAKING UP.
1645
01:04:25,462 --> 01:04:26,462
ANDREA?
1646
01:04:26,463 --> 01:04:28,097
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
YOU'RE BREAKING UP.
1647
01:04:28,098 --> 01:04:30,266
CALL YOU LATER!
1648
01:04:30,267 --> 01:04:31,834
[SIGHS]
1649
01:04:31,835 --> 01:04:34,238
UNBELIEVABLE.
1650
01:04:35,505 --> 01:04:37,206
HEY, BABY.
1651
01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:39,009
MISS ME?
1652
01:04:42,179 --> 01:04:44,348
Andrea:
WELL, HI THERE.
1653
01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:49,186
[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]
1654
01:04:55,159 --> 01:04:56,126
OOH.
1655
01:04:56,127 --> 01:04:57,893
[STARTS ENGINE]
1656
01:04:57,894 --> 01:05:01,164
THAT'S MY JAM.
YEAH. UHH! UHH!
1657
01:05:01,165 --> 01:05:03,232
CARLOS, MAN. HE THINKS
HE CAN CHECK ME, DAWG.
1658
01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:04,667
HE'S OVER HERE
TALKIN' SMACK TO ME.
1659
01:05:04,668 --> 01:05:07,136
I'M GONNA PULL OUT
MY BAG OF TRICKS FOR YOU.
1660
01:05:07,137 --> 01:05:08,404
GONNA GIVE YOU SOME OF
THIS MICHAEL JORDAN.
1661
01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:10,139
YOU WANT
SOME OF THIS JORDAN?
1662
01:05:10,140 --> 01:05:11,740
AH! MAN, DON'T REACH.
1663
01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:13,876
YOU WANT SOME OF THAT?
HA HA HA!
1664
01:05:13,877 --> 01:05:15,344
HUH? Y'ALL WANNA SEE
THE SHOW?
1665
01:05:15,345 --> 01:05:17,080
COME ON, Y'ALL WANNA
SEE THE SHOW?
1666
01:05:17,081 --> 01:05:18,781
WANNA SEE SOME OF
THAT KOBE BRYANT?
1667
01:05:18,782 --> 01:05:19,949
WANNA SEE A LITTLE KOBE?
1668
01:05:19,950 --> 01:05:21,350
UHH!
1669
01:05:21,351 --> 01:05:22,386
UHH!
1670
01:05:23,954 --> 01:05:25,488
YOU DON'T DO THAT
TO KOBE, OK?
1671
01:05:25,489 --> 01:05:27,390
YOU LET KOBE GO.
1672
01:05:27,391 --> 01:05:29,358
AND THAT WAS
A FOUL.
1673
01:05:29,359 --> 01:05:30,693
CHECK IT UP.
1674
01:05:30,694 --> 01:05:33,362
[DIALING ON CELL PHONE]
1675
01:05:33,363 --> 01:05:34,430
[RING]
HEY.
1676
01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:37,300
HA HA! HEY, HOLMES.
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT.
1677
01:05:37,301 --> 01:05:38,268
MM-HMM.
1678
01:05:38,269 --> 01:05:39,902
YOU DON'T SOUND
TOO EXCITED.
1679
01:05:39,903 --> 01:05:41,304
IT'S A SURE THING,
RIGHT?
1680
01:05:41,305 --> 01:05:43,372
IT'S NOT THAT.
IT'S JUST THAT I WISH...
1681
01:05:43,373 --> 01:05:45,441
I WISH I COULD'VE DONE THIS
DIFFERENTLY, THAT'S ALL.
1682
01:05:45,442 --> 01:05:47,643
MAN, IF YOU ASK ME,
YOU PLAYED IT PERFECTLY.
1683
01:05:47,644 --> 01:05:50,579
DID I? I'M...
1684
01:05:50,580 --> 01:05:53,182
SORRY I HAD TO MEET HER
THIS WAY, MAN.
1685
01:05:53,183 --> 01:05:55,051
THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHO
THEY WAS DEALIN' WITH.
1686
01:05:55,052 --> 01:05:57,153
THEY TRIED TO PLAY YOU,
REMEMBER?
1687
01:05:57,154 --> 01:05:58,487
YOU'RE THE WINNER.
1688
01:05:58,488 --> 01:05:59,323
YEAH.
1689
01:05:59,324 --> 01:06:01,157
SO, TELL HER THE TRUTH.
1690
01:06:01,158 --> 01:06:03,192
AND I USUALLY
DON'T RECOMMEND THAT.
1691
01:06:03,193 --> 01:06:04,593
BUT IN THIS CASE, HEY...
1692
01:06:04,594 --> 01:06:07,330
I'M IN TOO DEEP, J.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?
1693
01:06:07,331 --> 01:06:09,898
"HEY, EMILY,
I OVERHEARD YOUR BET.
1694
01:06:09,899 --> 01:06:11,767
"HAD SEX
WITH YOUR 2 FRIENDS,
1695
01:06:11,768 --> 01:06:14,003
BUT I LIKE YOU MORE."
1696
01:06:14,004 --> 01:06:15,938
YEAH, THAT DON'T SOUND
TOO GOOD.
1697
01:06:15,939 --> 01:06:18,341
SO, WHAT YOU GONNA DO,
BLOW IT OFF?
1698
01:06:18,342 --> 01:06:19,908
I MEAN, THIS IS
WHAT YOU WANTED.
1699
01:06:19,909 --> 01:06:23,212
YEAH, I THOUGHT SO, TOO.
1700
01:06:23,213 --> 01:06:24,480
BUT NOW
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
1701
01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:26,449
LOOK, LOOK, DON'T BEAT
YOURSELF UP ABOUT IT.
1702
01:06:26,450 --> 01:06:29,652
NOW, YOU HAVE DINNER,
DO YOUR BUSINESS,
1703
01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:30,853
AND THAT'S IT.
1704
01:06:30,854 --> 01:06:33,789
GREAT ADVICE, JOSH.
REALLY, THANKS.
1705
01:06:33,790 --> 01:06:34,957
NO PROBLEM.
1706
01:06:34,958 --> 01:06:36,526
JUST LET ME KNOW
WHAT HAPPENS.
1707
01:06:38,595 --> 01:06:40,030
[SIGHS]
1708
01:06:46,736 --> 01:06:48,671
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1709
01:06:48,672 --> 01:06:50,673
YEAH.
1710
01:06:50,674 --> 01:06:52,675
[MOANING]
1711
01:06:52,676 --> 01:06:54,677
2 NAUGHTY LITTLE GIRLS.
1712
01:06:54,678 --> 01:06:57,147
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
1713
01:06:58,782 --> 01:06:59,948
[RING]
1714
01:06:59,949 --> 01:07:01,084
CHOCOLATE.
1715
01:07:01,085 --> 01:07:02,551
CHOCOLATE.
1716
01:07:02,552 --> 01:07:05,321
[RING]
DANG!
1717
01:07:05,322 --> 01:07:06,256
HELLO?
1718
01:07:06,257 --> 01:07:07,523
Mark: HEY, MAN.
WHAT'S UP?
1719
01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:09,225
AW, NOTHIN'.
JUST SITTING HERE
1720
01:07:09,226 --> 01:07:10,959
WATCHING DISCOVERY
CHANNEL, THAT'S ALL.
1721
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:13,796
THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL?
WHAT'S ON?
1722
01:07:13,797 --> 01:07:15,030
YOU KNOW, NATURE.
1723
01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,565
DOCUMENTARIES
AND STUFF, MAN.
1724
01:07:16,566 --> 01:07:17,534
YEAH.
1725
01:07:17,535 --> 01:07:19,768
AND ACTUALLY,
IT'S QUITE FASCINATING.
1726
01:07:19,769 --> 01:07:21,036
UH-HUH.
1727
01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:22,771
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1728
01:07:22,772 --> 01:07:24,340
HOLD ON, MAN.
I'LL BE BACK.
1729
01:07:24,341 --> 01:07:26,542
SOMEBODY'S
AT THE DOOR.
1730
01:07:26,543 --> 01:07:28,445
[KNOCKING]
1731
01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:31,414
I'M SORRY
TO BOTHER YOU.
1732
01:07:31,415 --> 01:07:34,617
NO BOTHER AT ALL.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
1733
01:07:34,618 --> 01:07:37,520
I CANNOT GET THE DOOR OPEN.
THE LOCK MUST BE BROKEN.
1734
01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:39,855
LOCK BE BROKE,
LOCK BE FIXED.
1735
01:07:39,856 --> 01:07:40,989
I'LL BE BACK.
1736
01:07:40,990 --> 01:07:43,360
OK.
1737
01:07:44,228 --> 01:07:46,162
I GOTTA GO.
I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
1738
01:07:46,163 --> 01:07:47,396
Mark:
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
1739
01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:48,997
IT'S AN EMERGENCY.
LIFE AND DEATH!
1740
01:07:48,998 --> 01:07:51,268
I GOTTA GO!
[HANGS UP]
1741
01:07:53,303 --> 01:07:56,339
UH, LET ME TRY THAT.
YEAH.
1742
01:07:56,340 --> 01:07:58,341
IF YOU CAN,
I WOULD BE SO GRATEFUL.
1743
01:07:58,342 --> 01:07:59,542
YEAH?
MM-HMM.
1744
01:07:59,543 --> 01:08:02,044
WELL, SEE, THIS IS
A MATTER OF, UH,
1745
01:08:02,045 --> 01:08:04,547
DELICACY AND FINESSE.
1746
01:08:04,548 --> 01:08:05,449
MM-HMM.
1747
01:08:05,450 --> 01:08:08,016
YOU KNOW?
IT'S ALL IN THE WIGGLE.
1748
01:08:08,017 --> 01:08:09,752
YOU JUST CAN'T
SHOVE IT IN.
1749
01:08:09,753 --> 01:08:11,019
RIGHT.
1750
01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:14,990
ONE MUSTN'T BE
TOO ROUGH.
1751
01:08:14,991 --> 01:08:17,160
AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
1752
01:08:17,161 --> 01:08:19,495
SHE'S OPEN.
1753
01:08:19,496 --> 01:08:21,197
YES! OH!
1754
01:08:21,198 --> 01:08:23,199
SO SWEET.
COME ON IN.
1755
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:25,569
[WHISPERS]
Ah! Thank you.
1756
01:08:28,037 --> 01:08:30,240
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1757
01:08:33,076 --> 01:08:35,911
MY HERO.
HEH.
1758
01:08:35,912 --> 01:08:37,180
IT WAS NOTHIN'.
1759
01:08:37,181 --> 01:08:38,314
TO YOU.
1760
01:08:38,315 --> 01:08:40,416
JOSH.
SHARISE.
1761
01:08:40,417 --> 01:08:41,351
MMM.
1762
01:08:41,352 --> 01:08:42,485
YOU KNOW,
I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.
1763
01:08:42,486 --> 01:08:43,952
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I WOULD'VE DONE
1764
01:08:43,953 --> 01:08:45,188
IF YOU HADN'T
COME ALONG.
1765
01:08:45,189 --> 01:08:46,922
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST
GLAD I COULD HELP.
1766
01:08:46,923 --> 01:08:47,956
MM-HMM.
1767
01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:49,725
THIS IS DELICIOUS.
1768
01:08:49,726 --> 01:08:51,261
HEH HEH.
1769
01:08:54,631 --> 01:08:56,432
OH, NO!
1770
01:08:56,433 --> 01:08:58,066
THAT'S THE LAST OF IT.
1771
01:08:58,067 --> 01:09:00,236
YOU MIND GOING
TO THE STORE?
1772
01:09:00,237 --> 01:09:03,071
YOU WANT ME
TO GO TO THE STORE?
1773
01:09:03,072 --> 01:09:06,542
I LOVE THIS WINE. HEH.
1774
01:09:06,543 --> 01:09:08,110
I'M GOING
TO THE STORE.
1775
01:09:08,111 --> 01:09:09,678
IT'S RIGHT
DOWN THE STREET.
1776
01:09:09,679 --> 01:09:11,181
OK.
1777
01:09:12,549 --> 01:09:14,283
AND, JOSH...
1778
01:09:14,284 --> 01:09:16,018
WHILE YOU'RE THERE,
1779
01:09:16,019 --> 01:09:18,187
PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS.
1780
01:09:18,188 --> 01:09:20,155
[CAT YOWLS]
1781
01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:22,958
[GLASS BREAKS]
1782
01:09:22,959 --> 01:09:24,227
[TIRES SCREECH,
HORN HONKS]
1783
01:09:24,228 --> 01:09:25,595
Man: HEY, MOVE IT!
1784
01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:27,963
[PANTING]
1785
01:09:27,964 --> 01:09:31,167
[RINGING DOORBELL
AND KNOCKING]
1786
01:09:34,238 --> 01:09:35,771
THAT WAS QUICK.
YEAH.
1787
01:09:35,772 --> 01:09:37,873
I DIDN'T WANT
TO KEEP YOU WAITING.
1788
01:09:37,874 --> 01:09:40,377
I GOT THE WINE AND...
1789
01:09:45,181 --> 01:09:47,115
YOU ARE SIMPLY
IM-PECCABLE.
1790
01:09:47,116 --> 01:09:49,084
IM-PECCABLE.
IM-PECCABLE.
1791
01:09:49,085 --> 01:09:51,387
WHY? BECAUSE YOU
GOT IT GOIN' ON.
1792
01:09:51,388 --> 01:09:53,256
YOU GOT IT GOIN' ON.
1793
01:09:53,257 --> 01:09:55,023
WHO'S THE MAN?
YOU'RE THE MAN.
1794
01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:56,459
WHO'S THE MAN?
YOU'RE THE MAN.
1795
01:09:56,460 --> 01:09:58,794
'CAUSE YOU GOT IT
GOIN' ON. AH!
1796
01:09:58,795 --> 01:10:01,029
AH! UHH! UHH!
1797
01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:02,465
♪ GOT IT GOIN' ON ♪
1798
01:10:02,466 --> 01:10:04,267
♪ I GOT IT GOIN' ON ♪
1799
01:10:04,268 --> 01:10:05,868
♪ I GOT IT GOIN' ON ♪
1800
01:10:05,869 --> 01:10:09,672
♪ I GOT IT, I GOT IT,
I GOT IT, UHH, AHH ♪
1801
01:10:09,673 --> 01:10:11,807
♪ GOT IT GOIN' ON,
I GOT IT GOIN' ON ♪
1802
01:10:11,808 --> 01:10:13,175
♪ I GOT IT, OOH! ♪
1803
01:10:13,176 --> 01:10:15,612
Sharise:
GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!
1804
01:10:17,113 --> 01:10:18,615
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
1805
01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:22,886
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1806
01:10:40,970 --> 01:10:42,104
[SIGHS]
1807
01:10:42,105 --> 01:10:43,440
AHEM.
1808
01:10:48,978 --> 01:10:50,546
HEY.
HEY.
1809
01:10:50,547 --> 01:10:51,714
WOW.
1810
01:10:51,715 --> 01:10:52,616
WOW.
1811
01:10:52,617 --> 01:10:54,016
LOOK WHAT I GOT
FOR YOU.
1812
01:10:54,017 --> 01:10:55,451
THANK YOU.
UH-HUH.
1813
01:10:55,452 --> 01:10:57,687
OHH, SO SWEET.
1814
01:11:03,059 --> 01:11:04,293
ALL RIGHT.
1815
01:11:04,294 --> 01:11:05,662
OK?
1816
01:11:06,730 --> 01:11:09,265
I'M GLAD
YOU COULD MAKE IT.
1817
01:11:13,236 --> 01:11:15,538
Andrea:
HAVE TO ADMIT...
1818
01:11:15,539 --> 01:11:17,840
I NEVER THOUGHT
SHE'D GET THIS FAR.
1819
01:11:17,841 --> 01:11:20,676
AREN'T YOU GLAD I GOT
THE CLOSED CIRCUIT HOOK-UP?
1820
01:11:20,677 --> 01:11:23,011
IT'S NOT
A VERY GOOD PICTURE,
1821
01:11:23,012 --> 01:11:25,180
AND I CAN'T HEAR
A THING.
1822
01:11:25,181 --> 01:11:27,783
BY THE WAY,
DID YOU REACH MARK?
1823
01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:30,986
HE WOULDN'T RETURN
MY PHONE CALL.
1824
01:11:30,987 --> 01:11:33,889
I WONDER WHY.
1825
01:11:33,890 --> 01:11:35,525
AHH.
1826
01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:38,327
AHEM.
1827
01:11:38,328 --> 01:11:39,628
THIS IS REALLY NICE.
1828
01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:41,664
YEAH, A FRIEND OF MINE
OWNS IT.
1829
01:11:41,665 --> 01:11:42,832
HEH.
1830
01:11:45,735 --> 01:11:49,605
Dr. Klemmer, whispering:
That's it, Emily... smile!
1831
01:11:49,606 --> 01:11:51,306
Just flirt a little it.
Be yourself.
1832
01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:52,542
Oh!
1833
01:12:05,188 --> 01:12:06,423
HUH.
1834
01:12:10,226 --> 01:12:11,760
LOOKING
FOR SOMEONE?
1835
01:12:11,761 --> 01:12:13,028
OH!
1836
01:12:13,029 --> 01:12:15,864
EMILY, YOU SCARED ME.
1837
01:12:15,865 --> 01:12:17,800
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
I WAS JUST HERE
1838
01:12:17,801 --> 01:12:19,368
MEETING MY, UH,
GYNECOLOGIST FOR A...
1839
01:12:19,369 --> 01:12:20,803
UH-HUH.
WE NEED TO TALK.
1840
01:12:20,804 --> 01:12:21,738
HUH?
NOW.
1841
01:12:21,739 --> 01:12:24,039
OH, ALL RIGHT.
HOLD ON. MY DRINK.
1842
01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:25,541
I'M COMING. OW. OW.
1843
01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:27,743
WHAT?
YOU'RE SPYING ON ME?
1844
01:12:27,744 --> 01:12:28,777
OH, EMILY.
1845
01:12:28,778 --> 01:12:31,380
"SPYING" IS AN UGLY,
UGLY WORD, ALL RIGHT?
1846
01:12:31,381 --> 01:12:32,615
I AM HERE...
1847
01:12:32,616 --> 01:12:34,249
I AM SUPPORTING YOU.
I AM CHEERING YOU ON.
1848
01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:35,984
THIS GOES A BIT
BEYOND SUPPORTIVE,
1849
01:12:35,985 --> 01:12:36,920
DON'T YOU THINK?
1850
01:12:36,921 --> 01:12:39,154
NO. EMILY,
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND ME.
1851
01:12:39,155 --> 01:12:42,057
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT PART
OF YOUR TREATMENT, OK?
1852
01:12:42,058 --> 01:12:43,959
TONIGHT COULD BE
A BREAKTHROUGH FOR YOU.
1853
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:45,728
A BREAKTHROUGH?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
1854
01:12:45,729 --> 01:12:46,829
NO.
1855
01:12:46,830 --> 01:12:49,264
DR. KLEMMER, I WANT YOU
TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.
1856
01:12:49,265 --> 01:12:50,499
NO. NO, I CAN'T.
1857
01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:52,134
I... I... I JUST ORDERED
SOME POTATO SKINS.
1858
01:12:52,135 --> 01:12:53,969
BESIDES, I'M GONNA SIT
OVER THERE IN THE CORNER.
1859
01:12:53,970 --> 01:12:55,604
I'M GONNA BE VERY TINY...
SHH... LIKE A QUIET MOUSE.
1860
01:12:55,605 --> 01:12:56,805
YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW
I'M THERE.
1861
01:12:56,806 --> 01:12:58,874
THIS WHOLE SITUATION
IS A GREAT BIG MESS.
1862
01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:02,377
I WANT YOU
TO LEAVE NOW. NOW.
1863
01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:04,212
ALL RIGHT. EMILY...
1864
01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:05,347
NOW.
OK.
1865
01:13:05,348 --> 01:13:06,682
I'M LEAVING.
SHH!
1866
01:13:06,683 --> 01:13:08,684
I'M GONNA CANCEL THE SKINS.
I'M 100% BEHIND YOU.
1867
01:13:08,685 --> 01:13:10,920
LOOK AT ME. HERE I GO.
1868
01:13:12,355 --> 01:13:14,891
LIKE I'D MISS THIS.
1869
01:13:17,594 --> 01:13:18,927
EVERYTHING OK?
1870
01:13:18,928 --> 01:13:20,630
OH, JUST PERFECT.
1871
01:13:25,502 --> 01:13:27,235
Andrea:
HURRY UP, SHE'S BACK.
1872
01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:28,571
WHAT HAPPENED?
1873
01:13:28,572 --> 01:13:30,873
I DON'T KNOW.
SHE JUST, LIKE, TOOK OFF.
1874
01:13:30,874 --> 01:13:32,575
HOW'S YOUR FOOD?
1875
01:13:32,576 --> 01:13:34,142
OH, IT'S FINE.
1876
01:13:34,143 --> 01:13:35,844
I MEAN,
I'M SURE IT IS.
1877
01:13:35,845 --> 01:13:37,746
IT ALWAYS IS.
HOW'S YOURS?
1878
01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:39,414
COULDN'T BE BETTER.
GOOD.
1879
01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:40,616
MARK...
EMILY...
1880
01:13:40,617 --> 01:13:42,451
OH, I'M SORRY.
YOU GO FIRST.
1881
01:13:42,452 --> 01:13:43,552
NO. YOU, PLEASE.
1882
01:13:43,553 --> 01:13:44,653
NO, I CAN WAIT.
1883
01:13:44,654 --> 01:13:46,490
I INSIST.
LADIES FIRST.
1884
01:13:47,356 --> 01:13:48,925
HEH.
1885
01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:51,860
SOMETHING'S WRONG,
ISN'T IT?
1886
01:13:51,861 --> 01:13:54,362
MARK, I NEED
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
1887
01:13:54,363 --> 01:13:55,598
YOU CAN TELL ME
ANYTHING.
1888
01:13:55,599 --> 01:13:57,299
I DON'T WANT TO,
BUT I HAVE TO.
1889
01:13:57,300 --> 01:13:58,433
LOOK, EMILY...
1890
01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:00,469
NO, THIS HAS GONE ON
LONG ENOUGH.
1891
01:14:00,470 --> 01:14:02,871
WHAT ARE YOU... COME ON,
DON'T BLOW IT, EMILY.
1892
01:14:02,872 --> 01:14:05,541
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT? WHAT...
1893
01:14:05,542 --> 01:14:08,143
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
THIS IS MY PATIENT.
1894
01:14:08,144 --> 01:14:10,012
I'M WORKING NOW.
THANK YOU.
1895
01:14:10,013 --> 01:14:13,616
THE THING IS,
I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH, MARK.
1896
01:14:13,617 --> 01:14:15,450
I FEEL THE SAME WAY
ABOUT YOU.
1897
01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:17,786
WELL, YOU MAY NOT
AFTER YOU HEAR
1898
01:14:17,787 --> 01:14:19,989
WHAT I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
1899
01:14:21,424 --> 01:14:23,726
OH, MY GOSH.
THIS ISN'T EASY FOR ME.
1900
01:14:23,727 --> 01:14:25,561
OK, I'M JUST
GONNA SAY IT.
1901
01:14:25,562 --> 01:14:27,229
WHAT IS SHE SAYING?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1902
01:14:27,230 --> 01:14:30,398
I DON'T KNOW! I TOLD YOU
WE SHOULD'VE BUGGED THE TABLE.
1903
01:14:30,399 --> 01:14:31,734
DANG.
1904
01:14:31,735 --> 01:14:35,303
SO, MY PLAN WAS TO BRING YOU
HOME WITH ME TONIGHT
1905
01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:38,340
AND...
WELL, YOU KNOW.
1906
01:14:38,341 --> 01:14:39,875
I THINK SO.
1907
01:14:39,876 --> 01:14:42,044
BUT NOW THAT
I'M HERE WITH YOU,
1908
01:14:42,045 --> 01:14:43,679
I CAN'T.
1909
01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:46,314
I JUST CAN'T
GO THROUGH WITH IT.
1910
01:14:46,315 --> 01:14:48,183
OH, EMILY.
1911
01:14:48,184 --> 01:14:49,284
OHH.
1912
01:14:49,285 --> 01:14:50,719
SHE'S TELLING HIM
EVERYTHING!
1913
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:52,988
I KNEW SHE DIDN'T
HAVE IT IN HER.
1914
01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:57,159
NO, IT WAS WRONG.
IT WAS DEVIOUS, DISHONEST...
1915
01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:59,127
LET ME ASK YOU
SOMETHING.
1916
01:14:59,128 --> 01:15:02,030
YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE
GONNA BAIL OUT.
1917
01:15:02,031 --> 01:15:03,431
WHY DIDN'T YOU?
1918
01:15:03,432 --> 01:15:05,300
I SHOULD HAVE.
1919
01:15:05,301 --> 01:15:07,203
GOSH, I WISH I HAD.
1920
01:15:09,238 --> 01:15:11,641
BUT THE TRUTH IS...
1921
01:15:13,476 --> 01:15:15,011
I WANTED TO MEET YOU.
1922
01:15:16,079 --> 01:15:18,480
THAT DAY YOU WALKED
IN THE RESTAURANT,
1923
01:15:18,481 --> 01:15:21,349
THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOU,
1924
01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:23,185
I THOUGHT...
1925
01:15:23,186 --> 01:15:26,388
"WOW. HE LOOKS SO NICE,
1926
01:15:26,389 --> 01:15:28,857
CONFIDENT, TOGETHER."
1927
01:15:28,858 --> 01:15:30,225
YOU KNOW, IT'S SILLY,
1928
01:15:30,226 --> 01:15:33,195
BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST GET
A FEELING ABOUT SOMEONE,
1929
01:15:33,196 --> 01:15:34,831
EVEN FROM ACROSS THE ROOM.
1930
01:15:36,032 --> 01:15:39,167
LISTEN, IF YOU NEVER WANT
TO SPEAK TO ME AGAIN,
1931
01:15:39,168 --> 01:15:40,468
I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.
1932
01:15:40,469 --> 01:15:43,305
EMILY, I NEED
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING,
1933
01:15:43,306 --> 01:15:45,174
AND I HOPE THAT...
1934
01:15:46,643 --> 01:15:47,943
WHEN I TELL YOU THIS,
1935
01:15:47,944 --> 01:15:50,478
YOU'LL FIND IT IN YOUR
HEART TO FORGIVE ME.
1936
01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:53,515
FORGIVE YOU?
FOR WHAT?
1937
01:15:53,516 --> 01:15:55,250
WHEN YOU WERE
AT THE RESTAURANT
1938
01:15:55,251 --> 01:15:56,886
WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS...
1939
01:16:00,189 --> 01:16:02,258
[NO AUDIO]
1940
01:16:04,460 --> 01:16:07,529
I FELT REALLY BAD
ABOUT IT...
1941
01:16:07,530 --> 01:16:10,132
NOT TELLING YOU
THE WHOLE THING.
1942
01:16:10,133 --> 01:16:11,533
EMILY.
1943
01:16:11,534 --> 01:16:13,670
OHH. EMILY!
1944
01:16:14,604 --> 01:16:15,804
YOU DON'T HAVE
ENOUGH CAMERAS.
1945
01:16:15,805 --> 01:16:19,007
AND THERE'S
NO DANG SOUND.
1946
01:16:19,008 --> 01:16:21,309
EMILY, EMILY.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
1947
01:16:21,310 --> 01:16:23,812
EMILY, EMILY, EMILY.
LISTEN, LISTEN, PLEASE.
1948
01:16:23,813 --> 01:16:25,614
JUST PLEASE. SIT HERE.
COME ON, BABY. SIT HERE.
1949
01:16:25,615 --> 01:16:26,649
WHAT THE...
1950
01:16:26,650 --> 01:16:28,817
EXCUSE ME.
EMILY...
1951
01:16:28,818 --> 01:16:31,787
I DIDN'T PLAN ANY OF THIS.
IT JUST HAPPENED.
1952
01:16:31,788 --> 01:16:33,221
Man:
YOU KNOW HIM?
1953
01:16:33,222 --> 01:16:35,958
I MEAN, I HEARD YOUR VOICES,
I LOOKED OVER.
1954
01:16:35,959 --> 01:16:37,392
I SAW 3 BEAUTIFUL LADIES
1955
01:16:37,393 --> 01:16:39,261
TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY EACH
WERE GONNA HAVE SEX
1956
01:16:39,262 --> 01:16:41,596
WITH THE NEXT GUY
THAT WALKS IN THE DOOR.
1957
01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:42,631
3 OF 'EM?
1958
01:16:42,632 --> 01:16:44,700
HONESTLY,
I GOT CAUGHT UP, OK?
1959
01:16:44,701 --> 01:16:47,302
WHAT WAS I TO DO?
EMILY, A GUY LIKE ME...
1960
01:16:47,303 --> 01:16:49,537
I'D BE LUCKY TO MEET
ONE OF YOU IN A LIFETIME,
1961
01:16:49,538 --> 01:16:50,739
MUCH LESS 3.
1962
01:16:50,740 --> 01:16:52,374
Man: OH,
THEY'RE FREAKS!
1963
01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:53,709
I THINK ANY MAN
IN MY POSITION
1964
01:16:53,710 --> 01:16:55,610
WOULD'VE AT LEAST
CONSIDERED THE SAME THING.
1965
01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:58,847
LOOK, MY MAN,
IF 3 BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
1966
01:16:58,848 --> 01:17:00,916
WANTED TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU,
WOULD THAT BE A PROBLEM?
1967
01:17:00,917 --> 01:17:02,985
FOR ME? NO.
BUT FOR MY WIFE?
1968
01:17:02,986 --> 01:17:05,253
SHE DON'T GET DOWN LIKE
THAT NO MORE, PLAYER.
1969
01:17:05,254 --> 01:17:08,156
DON'T TELL 'EM MY...
UM... HEH. WAIT A MINUTE.
1970
01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:10,993
MAYBE WE SHOULD LET THEM
HAVE THIS TABLE.
1971
01:17:10,994 --> 01:17:12,494
NO. I'M SORRY.
I APOLOGIZE.
1972
01:17:12,495 --> 01:17:13,862
WE'RE RUINING
YOUR DINNER.
1973
01:17:13,863 --> 01:17:15,731
NO, NOT REALLY, MAN.
THIS IS OFF THE CHAIN.
1974
01:17:15,732 --> 01:17:17,032
I LOVE THIS.
1975
01:17:17,033 --> 01:17:18,901
WAIT, WAIT, GEORGE, GEORGE,
DON'T YOU GET IT?
1976
01:17:18,902 --> 01:17:22,237
THIS IS ONE OF THOSE, UH,
HIDDEN CAMERA TV SHOWS.
1977
01:17:22,238 --> 01:17:23,405
YOU KIDDIN'!
NO!
1978
01:17:23,406 --> 01:17:24,572
WHERE THE CAMERA AT?
1979
01:17:24,573 --> 01:17:25,808
I DON'T KNOW.
THEY HIDE 'EM SOMEWHERE.
1980
01:17:25,809 --> 01:17:27,342
OH! OFF THE CHAIN.
1981
01:17:27,343 --> 01:17:28,543
EMILY...
OH.
1982
01:17:28,544 --> 01:17:29,878
GLAD I WORE
MY NICE DRESS.
1983
01:17:29,879 --> 01:17:32,681
YOU SAID IT YOURSELF.
YOU'RE AS GUILTY AS I AM.
1984
01:17:32,682 --> 01:17:34,482
AND THE WAY I SEE IT,
1985
01:17:34,483 --> 01:17:36,551
IF IT WASN'T
FOR YOUR CONTEST,
1986
01:17:36,552 --> 01:17:38,087
WE WOULDN'T HAVE MET.
1987
01:17:40,556 --> 01:17:41,824
EMILY, PLEASE.
1988
01:17:41,825 --> 01:17:43,625
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU.
1989
01:17:43,626 --> 01:17:46,428
OHH. GO AHEAD.
FORGIVE HIM, GIRL.
1990
01:17:46,429 --> 01:17:48,663
HE SEEMS
LIKE A NICE GUY.
1991
01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:49,898
AND Y'ALL LOOK GREAT
TOGETHER.
1992
01:17:49,899 --> 01:17:51,399
I MEAN, PERFECT.
BETTER THAN PERFECT.
1993
01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:52,634
Y'ALL DO.
HEH.
1994
01:17:52,635 --> 01:17:54,937
EMILY...
1995
01:17:54,938 --> 01:17:58,406
I HAVE NEVER SAID THIS
TO ANYONE IN MY LIFE.
1996
01:17:58,407 --> 01:17:59,607
WHEN I LOOK AT YOU,
1997
01:17:59,608 --> 01:18:01,176
I SEE EVERYTHING
I'VE EVER WANTED.
1998
01:18:01,177 --> 01:18:03,645
HEY, I DON'T HAVE
ALL THE ANSWERS.
1999
01:18:03,646 --> 01:18:06,114
BUT THE ONE THING
THAT I AM SO SURE OF
2000
01:18:06,115 --> 01:18:08,817
IS THAT I WANT A CHANCE
TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE.
2001
01:18:08,818 --> 01:18:12,254
OH. THAT IS SO SWEET.
2002
01:18:12,255 --> 01:18:14,289
WHY YOU NEVER SAY
ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
2003
01:18:14,290 --> 01:18:16,391
THIS IS TV, GIRL.
THIS AIN'T REAL.
2004
01:18:16,392 --> 01:18:17,760
GET YOUR MIND RIGHT.
2005
01:18:17,761 --> 01:18:18,794
SHUT UP.
2006
01:18:18,795 --> 01:18:21,263
EMILY,
UNLESS I'M WRONG,
2007
01:18:21,264 --> 01:18:24,801
YOU DO HAVE FEELINGS
FOR ME, DON'T YOU?
2008
01:18:25,634 --> 01:18:27,302
GOOD.
2009
01:18:27,303 --> 01:18:30,438
THAT IS GOOD.
2010
01:18:30,439 --> 01:18:32,107
SO, UH...
2011
01:18:32,108 --> 01:18:34,843
HOW ABOUT, UH,
WE START OVER?
2012
01:18:34,844 --> 01:18:37,612
YOU KNOW?
NO MORE GAMES.
2013
01:18:37,613 --> 01:18:38,947
TOTAL HONESTY
FROM HERE ON.
2014
01:18:38,948 --> 01:18:40,983
GO, GIRL.
GIVE HIM ANOTHER SHOT.
2015
01:18:40,984 --> 01:18:43,318
EMILY, YOU COULD DO THAT.
IT'S WORTH IT.
2016
01:18:43,319 --> 01:18:44,419
HEH.
2017
01:18:44,420 --> 01:18:45,889
GO AHEAD.
2018
01:18:47,056 --> 01:18:49,157
WHY DON'T WE GO
FOR A WALK?
2019
01:18:49,158 --> 01:18:51,293
YEAH. COME ON.
2020
01:18:51,294 --> 01:18:52,861
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WHERE Y'ALL GOIN'?
2021
01:18:52,862 --> 01:18:54,596
HEY, HEY,
WHERE YOU GOIN'?
2022
01:18:54,597 --> 01:18:56,131
THE SHOW
JUST STARTED.
2023
01:18:56,132 --> 01:18:58,100
WE GOT 30 MINUTES,
DON'T WE?
2024
01:18:58,101 --> 01:19:00,368
ALL RIGHT, NOW.
Y'ALL WAS GOOD, THOUGH.
2025
01:19:00,369 --> 01:19:02,004
THAT WAS GOOD.
THAT WAS A GOOD PERFORMANCE.
2026
01:19:02,005 --> 01:19:03,271
Y'ALL WERE DA BOMB!
2027
01:19:03,272 --> 01:19:05,407
OH, MAN,
THAT'S A GOLDEN GLOBE.
2028
01:19:05,408 --> 01:19:08,844
GOLDEN GLOBE FOR SURE!
I ALMOST DROPPED A TEAR!
2029
01:19:08,845 --> 01:19:10,245
SHOOT.
HA HA!
2030
01:19:10,246 --> 01:19:12,247
I THINK I SAW HIM ON
THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS.
2031
01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:14,016
YOU THINK WE'LL GET A CHECK
FOR BEING ON THE SHOW?
2032
01:19:14,017 --> 01:19:15,450
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT A CHECK,
2033
01:19:15,451 --> 01:19:17,385
BUT YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR EYES
IN YOUR HEAD NEXT TIME.
2034
01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:18,586
I SAW YOU LOOKIN' AT HER.
2035
01:19:18,587 --> 01:19:19,721
WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT...
2036
01:19:19,722 --> 01:19:21,023
I SAW YOU
LOOKIN' AT HER!
2037
01:19:21,024 --> 01:19:22,891
HEH. YOU GOTTA KEEP
BRINGIN' IT UP, OK?
2038
01:19:22,892 --> 01:19:24,626
SPEAKIN' OF CHECKS...
CHECK, PLEASE!
2039
01:19:24,627 --> 01:19:25,727
GIVE HIM THE CHECK.
2040
01:19:25,728 --> 01:19:26,761
NAH, YOU KNOW
I AIN'T GOT IT.
2041
01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:28,096
WE'LL GO TO JAIL
TOGETHER.
2042
01:19:28,097 --> 01:19:29,898
I AIN'T GOIN' TO JAIL.
YOU ALREADY BEEN 5 TIMES.
2043
01:19:29,899 --> 01:19:31,099
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
2044
01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:32,367
AT LEAST I'LL BE FULL,
AND I KNOW PEOPLE.
2045
01:19:32,368 --> 01:19:33,368
OH, YOU FULL, ALL RIGHT.
2046
01:19:33,369 --> 01:19:34,636
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
THEY'RE GONNA GET YOU.
2047
01:19:34,637 --> 01:19:35,670
FULL OF STUFF!
2048
01:19:35,671 --> 01:19:37,039
I GOTTA GET UP
OUT OF HERE...
2049
01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:39,174
LET ME GO
BUY YOU A DRINK.
2050
01:19:39,175 --> 01:19:40,809
HEH. MAKE IT
A DOUBLE.
2051
01:19:40,810 --> 01:19:43,246
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
2052
01:19:48,151 --> 01:19:50,453
CAN I GET YOU
ANOTHER DRINK?
2053
01:19:51,654 --> 01:19:53,255
HEH. HELLO.
2054
01:19:53,256 --> 01:19:54,957
HI.
2055
01:19:54,958 --> 01:19:56,491
YOU WANT TO BUY ME
A DRINK?
2056
01:19:56,492 --> 01:19:59,361
YEAH. UNLESS
I'M INTRUDING.
2057
01:19:59,362 --> 01:20:00,929
OH, INTRUDE AWAY.
2058
01:20:00,930 --> 01:20:03,298
HEH. BARTENDER,
ANOTHER, UM...
2059
01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:04,699
OH, A KIR ROYALE.
2060
01:20:04,700 --> 01:20:07,669
KIR ROYALE
FOR THE LOVELY LADY,
2061
01:20:07,670 --> 01:20:09,337
AND ONE FOR ME AS WELL.
2062
01:20:09,338 --> 01:20:14,843
♪ SOMETHING THIS GOOD
NEVER LASTS FOREVER ♪
2063
01:20:14,844 --> 01:20:20,315
♪ I WANT IT TO BE
THE FIRST TIME, BABY ♪
2064
01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:26,488
♪ I'M TRYING TO FIND A WAY
TO MAKE IT ♪
2065
01:20:26,489 --> 01:20:31,493
♪ SOMETHING MUCH MORE
THAN USUAL ♪
2066
01:20:31,494 --> 01:20:36,631
♪ AND SOMETHING THIS GOOD
NEVER LASTS FOREVER... ♪
2067
01:20:36,632 --> 01:20:38,766
Andrea, voice over:
SO, LAUREN AND I GOT PLAYED,
2068
01:20:38,767 --> 01:20:40,869
AND EMILY ENDS UP WITH MARK.
2069
01:20:40,870 --> 01:20:42,704
THAT'S OK.
2070
01:20:42,705 --> 01:20:45,207
LIKE I SAID,
SHE IS MY GIRL,
2071
01:20:45,208 --> 01:20:47,509
AND I TAUGHT HER
EVERYTHING SHE KNOWS.
2072
01:20:47,510 --> 01:20:49,711
AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT,
2073
01:20:49,712 --> 01:20:51,947
THEY DO LOOK
KIND OF GOOD TOGETHER.
2074
01:20:51,948 --> 01:20:53,949
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THEM.
2075
01:20:53,950 --> 01:20:57,153
NOW... BACK TO ME.
2076
01:20:58,421 --> 01:21:00,155
KNEW I SHOULD'VE
LEFT THAT CLUB EARLY.
2077
01:21:00,156 --> 01:21:02,724
THAT'S THE RESTAURANT
WE SHOULD'VE BEEN GOIN' TO.
2078
01:21:02,725 --> 01:21:03,858
OK.
WE'D HAVE 3 OF 'EM.
2079
01:21:03,859 --> 01:21:05,961
3 OF 'EM COME IN...
TOGETHER!
2080
01:21:05,962 --> 01:21:07,262
I'M OUTTA HERE.
2081
01:21:07,263 --> 01:21:09,131
YOU DONE HELD ME BACK
LONG ENOUGH.
2082
01:21:09,132 --> 01:21:11,099
HEH HEH.
I GOT DREAMS.
2083
01:21:11,100 --> 01:21:12,600
MM-HMM. I KNOW
YOU GOT DREAMS.
2084
01:21:12,601 --> 01:21:13,868
THAT MAN GOT 3 OF 'EM.
2085
01:21:13,869 --> 01:21:15,337
HA HA!
3 OF 'EM.
2086
01:21:15,338 --> 01:21:16,671
HA HA HA HA!
2087
01:21:16,672 --> 01:21:18,440
♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪
2088
01:21:18,441 --> 01:21:21,709
♪ FOR THE THINGS THAT YOU DO
MAKE ME FEEL... ♪
2089
01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:23,778
[LAUGHTER]
2090
01:21:23,779 --> 01:21:25,280
UHH!
2091
01:21:25,281 --> 01:21:27,715
THAT WAS GREAT...
SOMEWHAT. BUT OK.
2092
01:21:27,716 --> 01:21:29,017
HA HA HA!
2093
01:21:29,018 --> 01:21:31,019
2 MORE.
YOU ALL RIGHT.
2094
01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:32,687
I'M GETTIN' TIRED.
ALL RIGHT.
2095
01:21:32,688 --> 01:21:34,089
YEAH.
CUT.
2096
01:21:34,090 --> 01:21:35,790
THAT GIRL WAS CRAZY,
IF YOU ASK ME.
2097
01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:37,125
SHE MADE A BIG MISTAKE.
2098
01:21:37,126 --> 01:21:38,660
[SOBBING]
YOU DANG RIGHT.
2099
01:21:38,661 --> 01:21:40,495
[BOTH LAUGH]
2100
01:21:40,496 --> 01:21:42,797
[FILM CREW LAUGHING]
2101
01:21:42,798 --> 01:21:44,899
TANYA...
WHERE YOU AT, GIRL?
2102
01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:46,568
I THOUGHT YOU WAS
GOIN' TO THE BATHROOM.
2103
01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:49,037
YOU LEFT ME HERE.
I DON'T HAVE NO MONEY.
2104
01:21:49,038 --> 01:21:51,039
BUT YOU DONE LEFT ME
FOR THE LAST TIME.
2105
01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:52,907
WHAT UP, WHAT UP,
WHAT UP, WHAT UP?
2106
01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:55,310
OH, MY BOY.
BABY, WHAT IS UP?
2107
01:21:55,311 --> 01:21:57,212
YOU AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE
WHAT WENT DOWN
2108
01:21:57,213 --> 01:22:00,815
THIS HERE EVENIN'
IN THIS RESTAURANT. OH!
2109
01:22:00,816 --> 01:22:02,217
MAN, I DONE
MESSED AROUND
2110
01:22:02,218 --> 01:22:04,319
AND FELL UP
IN A REALITY SHOW.
2111
01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:05,520
I MEAN,
LORD, HAVE MERCY.
2112
01:22:05,521 --> 01:22:08,890
THIS WOMAN, FINER THAN
A GOVERNMENT JOB!
2113
01:22:08,891 --> 01:22:12,961
LEVEL FROM 1 TO 10...
SHE'S A LEVEL 15!
2114
01:22:12,962 --> 01:22:14,296
15!
2115
01:22:14,297 --> 01:22:16,198
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THEM.
ALL OF 'EM WAS FINE.
2116
01:22:16,199 --> 01:22:18,500
BASKIN-ROBBINS...
HE HAD ALL KINDA FLAVORS.
2117
01:22:18,501 --> 01:22:20,702
ONE WAS FRENCH VANILLA,
ONE WAS VANILLA,
2118
01:22:20,703 --> 01:22:22,570
AND ONE WAS CHOC-A-LOT!
2119
01:22:22,571 --> 01:22:24,239
YEAH, AND THEY
VIDEOTAPED IT, THOUGH,
2120
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:26,208
SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
MAKE LOVE WITH YOUR SHIRT ON,
2121
01:22:26,209 --> 01:22:28,676
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU GOT
MALE BREASTS AND STUFF.
2122
01:22:28,677 --> 01:22:30,979
THAT KIND OF THING MIGHT
BREAK YOU OUT, YOU KNOW?
2123
01:22:30,980 --> 01:22:32,880
YEAH! FINE WOMEN.
2124
01:22:32,881 --> 01:22:34,649
I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT
GOT THEY OWN MONEY,
2125
01:22:34,650 --> 01:22:35,551
FACE DONE, NAILS...
2126
01:22:35,552 --> 01:22:37,119
AIN'T LIKE THE WOMEN
WE MESS WITH,
2127
01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:39,054
YOU KNOW, GOT 3 FINGERS
AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
2128
01:22:39,055 --> 01:22:40,822
IT'S HARD MAKIN' LOVE
TO A WOMAN WITH 3 FINGERS.
2129
01:22:40,823 --> 01:22:43,992
THEY RUB ON YOUR BACK,
YOU START SQUIRMIN' AND STUFF.
2130
01:22:43,993 --> 01:22:45,727
OH, LORD! YEAH!
2131
01:22:45,728 --> 01:22:48,530
YOU GOT TO GET DOWN HERE.
MAN, I'M NOT LYIN'.
2132
01:22:48,531 --> 01:22:50,365
BETTER THAN THE MIDGETS
YOU EVER HAD.
2133
01:22:50,366 --> 01:22:52,200
LEAVE THE TOYS
AT HOME, MAN.
2134
01:22:52,201 --> 01:22:54,136
YOU'RE GOIN' TO HELL
IN A LIMO.
2135
01:22:54,137 --> 01:22:55,870
YOU NEED TO GET
YOUR MIND RIGHT.
2136
01:22:55,871 --> 01:22:58,073
DO YOU KNOW
I AM THE MAN?
2137
01:22:58,074 --> 01:22:59,474
HEY, BABY.
I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU.
2138
01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:02,410
BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING,
LOOK, I MEAN IT THIS TIME...
2139
01:23:02,411 --> 01:23:04,212
I KNOW I AIN'T MADE LOVE
PAST THE COMMERCIAL,
2140
01:23:04,213 --> 01:23:06,414
BUT YOU TALKIN' TO
A NEW MAN NOW, BABY.
2141
01:23:06,415 --> 01:23:08,950
AND I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU
LIKE YOU NEVER HAD IT BEFORE.
2142
01:23:08,951 --> 01:23:11,319
FORGET VIAGRA.
I HAD DIAGNA.
2143
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:13,221
THAT MEAN
I'VE BEEN DENIED.
2144
01:23:13,222 --> 01:23:14,922
I'M TELLING YOU,
I'M HAVING AN EPIPHANY
2145
01:23:14,923 --> 01:23:17,225
ABOUT ME AND YOU
RIGHT NOW.
2146
01:23:17,226 --> 01:23:19,361
WELL, WHO IS THIS?
2147
01:23:19,362 --> 01:23:21,896
I DON'T KNOW
NO LAQUISHA.
2148
01:23:21,897 --> 01:23:23,165
WELL, I'D LIKE
TO KNOW YOU.
2149
01:23:23,166 --> 01:23:24,866
I MEAN, THE OFFER
STANDS FOR YOU, TOO.
2150
01:23:24,867 --> 01:23:26,634
I MEAN, IF YOU COME
PICK ME UP.
2151
01:23:26,635 --> 01:23:28,070
CUT. HA HA!
I'M SORRY.
2152
01:23:28,071 --> 01:23:29,837
[FILM CREW LAUGHING]
2153
01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:32,840
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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♪ LET ME SHOW YOU
JUST HOW COOL ♪
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01:23:37,946 --> 01:23:39,414
♪ I THINK OUR THING
COULD BE ♪
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01:23:39,415 --> 01:23:42,350
♪ ALL I WANT
IS YOUR GOOD LOVIN', WHOO ♪
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01:23:42,351 --> 01:23:45,120
♪ I'M FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪
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01:23:45,121 --> 01:23:48,590
♪ FOR THE THINGS THAT YOU DO
MAKE ME FEEL ♪
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01:23:48,591 --> 01:23:50,525
♪ LIKE I'M ONE
WITH THE WORLD ♪
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01:23:50,526 --> 01:23:52,760
♪ YEAH, WITH THIS WORLD ♪
2162
01:23:52,761 --> 01:23:54,329
♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪
2163
01:23:54,330 --> 01:23:56,764
♪ BOY, MY HEART
WILL BE TRUE ♪
2164
01:23:56,765 --> 01:24:01,736
♪ JUST AS LONG AS I'LL BE
YOUR GIRL ♪
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♪ OHH ♪
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01:24:19,755 --> 01:24:22,190
♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪
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01:24:22,191 --> 01:24:25,627
♪ FOR THE THINGS THAT YOU DO
MAKE ME FEEL ♪
2169
01:24:25,628 --> 01:24:27,262
♪ LIKE I'M ONE
WITH THE WORLD ♪
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01:24:27,263 --> 01:24:28,896
♪ I'M ONE WITH THE WORLD ♪
2171
01:24:28,897 --> 01:24:30,332
♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪
2172
01:24:30,333 --> 01:24:32,200
♪ I'M FALLIN' FOR YOU,
BABE ♪
2173
01:24:32,201 --> 01:24:33,568
♪ BOY, MY HEART
WILL BE TRUE ♪
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01:24:33,569 --> 01:24:36,871
♪ JUST AS LONG AS I'LL BE
YOUR GIRL ♪
2175
01:24:36,872 --> 01:24:39,274
♪ I'LL BE
YOUR BABY, YEAH ♪
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01:24:39,275 --> 01:24:41,509
♪ I'LL BE YOUR BABY ♪
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01:24:41,510 --> 01:24:45,080
♪ I'LL BE YOUR BABY... ♪
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