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THAT'S WAY TOO EXPENSIVE. 11 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:42,942 ♪ ...ONE WITH THE WORLD ♪ 12 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:45,412 ♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪ 13 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:47,680 ♪ BOY, MY HEART WILL BE TRUE ♪ 14 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:53,019 ♪ JUST AS LONG AS I'LL BE YOUR GIRL... ♪ 15 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:54,254 HOW ABOUT SOME LIP, SWEETIE? 16 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:55,688 ♪ REMEMBER LYING AWAKE ♪ 17 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:58,024 ♪ PRAYIN' FOR A MAN LIKE YOU ♪ 18 00:00:58,025 --> 00:01:02,762 ♪ WISHIN' MY FANTASIES COULD SOMEHOW ONE DAY COME TRUE ♪ 19 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:07,467 ♪ I WANTED SOMEONE WHO'D APPRECIATE THE THINGS I DO ♪ 20 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:09,936 ♪ I FINALLY FOUND MY BABY ♪ 21 00:01:09,937 --> 00:01:11,104 ♪ AND THAT IS YOU ♪ 22 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:14,174 ♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU, YEAH... ♪ 23 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:16,176 MMMWAH! 24 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:17,377 [PURRS] 25 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:19,479 WORKIN' IT! HA HA HA! 26 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:22,982 ♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪ 27 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,617 ♪ BOY, MY HEART WILL BE TRUE ♪ 28 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:28,955 ♪ JUST AS LONG AS I'LL BE YOUR GIRL ♪ 29 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:31,491 ♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪ 30 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,860 ♪ FOR THE THINGS THAT YOU DO ♪ 31 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:37,897 ♪ MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M ONE WITH THE WORLD ♪ 32 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:40,967 ♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪ 33 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:43,203 ♪ BOY, MY HEART WILL BE TRUE ♪ 34 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:46,273 ♪ JUST AS LONG AS I'LL BE YOUR GIRL... ♪ 35 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:48,141 I LOOK FABULOUS. 36 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:51,077 ♪ I'M FALLIN' FOR YOU, BABE ♪ 37 00:01:51,078 --> 00:01:52,412 ♪ BOY, MY HEART WILL BE TRUE ♪ 38 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:55,615 ♪ JUST AS LONG AS I'LL BE YOUR GIRL ♪ 39 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:58,117 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR BABY GIRL ♪ 40 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,287 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR BABY ♪ 41 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:02,355 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR BABY ♪ 42 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:05,024 ♪ MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M ONE WITH THE WORLD ♪ 43 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:06,226 ♪ I'M ONE WITH THIS WORLD ♪ 44 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:08,094 ♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪ 45 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:10,129 ♪ BOY MY HEART WILL BE TRUE... ♪ 46 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,864 [SNAPS FINGERS] SHOW TIME. 47 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:14,434 ♪ ...JUST AS LONG AS I'LL BE YOUR GIRL ♪ 48 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:17,704 ♪ MMM, DO YOU EVEN KNOW ♪ 49 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:20,573 ♪ THAT I THINK ABOUT YOU CONSTANTLY? ♪ 50 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:23,910 ♪ BABY, REALIZE I'M ALL THE WOMAN ♪ 51 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:25,845 ♪ THAT YOU'LL EVER NEED ♪ 52 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,247 ♪ LET ME SHOW YOU ♪ 53 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:30,183 ♪ JUST HOW COOL I THINK OUR THING COULD BE ♪ 54 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:32,452 ♪ ALL I WANT IS YOUR GOOD LOVIN', WHOO ♪ 55 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:35,688 ♪ I'M FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪ 56 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,990 ♪ FOR THE THINGS THAT YOU DO ♪ 57 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:41,328 ♪ MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M ONE WITH THE WORLD... ♪ 58 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:43,196 YOU NEVER STOP, DO YOU? 59 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:45,666 OOH. 60 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:48,868 GOTTA LOOK GOOD FOR THE CLIENTS. 61 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:51,938 I WANT YOU TO SAVE SOME ENERGY FOR ME... 62 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,206 FOR LATER. 63 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:54,574 HA HA. 64 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:56,776 OH, DANG. 65 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,077 I TOTALLY FORGOT. 66 00:02:58,078 --> 00:02:59,646 I GOTTA MEET WITH ANDREA LATER. 67 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:00,980 THAT WITCH. 68 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:04,183 RELAX, BABY. SHE'S JUST A CLIENT. 69 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,118 IT'S ONLY BUSINESS. 70 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:09,456 SHE DOES NOT THINK OF ME THAT WAY. 71 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:12,158 SHE'D LIKE TO USE YOUR FACE AS AN EXERCISE BIKE. 72 00:03:12,159 --> 00:03:14,227 YOU DO WANT ME TO BE SUCCESSFUL, DON'T YOU? 73 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:15,928 SURE. 74 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:18,365 GOOD. LISTEN... 75 00:03:18,366 --> 00:03:22,335 TOMORROW AFTERNOON, AFTER YOGA. 76 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:25,339 YEAH. OK. 77 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,241 OHH. OOH. 78 00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:29,342 WHOA. 79 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:32,645 THAT WAS FABULOUS. 80 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:33,846 HEH. 81 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:36,549 NOW I KNOW HOW YOU STAY IN SUCH GOOD SHAPE. 82 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,851 OH, YOU'RE IN GREAT SHAPE YOURSELF. 83 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,119 COMPLIMENTS OF YOU. 84 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,289 UH-HUH. DARRYL DOES A BODY GOOD. 85 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:43,723 YES, YOU DO. 86 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:44,724 NOW, LOOK... 87 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,526 YOU KNOW I'M IN THE GYM TONIGHT. 88 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:47,894 I'M GONNA SCHEDULE YOU FOR A REAL WORKOUT. 89 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:50,997 HEH. WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT WAS? 90 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:52,799 HA HA HA. 91 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,067 OOH. MMM. 92 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,904 YOU KNOW, DARRYL, 93 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,106 I USED TO WALK IN A ROOM, 94 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:02,275 AND ALL THE MEN WOULD LOOK. 95 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:04,377 [SIGHS] 96 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:07,113 I WAS SUCH A KNOCKOUT. OOH. 97 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:08,848 YOU STILL ARE. 98 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:09,916 THANK YOU. 99 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:12,118 I WANT TO COME OVER THERE AND BITE THAT CAN. 100 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:14,621 HEH. YOU BETTER LEAVE MY CAN ALONE. 101 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:16,323 I HAVE A LOVE SCENE TOMORROW, 102 00:04:16,324 --> 00:04:17,657 AND I DON'T NEED IT ALL CHEWED UP. 103 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,191 CAN'T I JUST GET A LITTLE NIBBLE? 104 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:20,728 NO. 105 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,531 TELL ME SOMETHING, DARRYL. 106 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:26,265 ARE YOU STILL DOING LAUREN? 107 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,936 I TOLD YOU... SHE'S JUST A CLIENT. 108 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:32,071 YEAH. SHE'S A CLIENT, 109 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:33,473 I'M A CLIENT, 110 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,308 WE'RE ALL JUST CLIENTS. HEH. 111 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:37,344 YOU MUST THINK I'M INCREDIBLY STUPID. 112 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:40,179 ANDREA, WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS. 113 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:42,048 WHATEVER. 114 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:43,550 NOW, BACK TO ME. 115 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:46,185 NOW, I NEED YOU TO BE HONEST WITH ME, DARRYL. 116 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:49,188 AM I LOSING IT? HMM? 117 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:51,223 HECK NO! 118 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:52,492 GOOD. 119 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:53,560 YOU ARE IMPECCABLE. 120 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:55,362 HEH HEH HEH. SUPERB! 121 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:56,996 STUPENDOUS! 122 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:57,931 MM-HMM. 123 00:04:57,932 --> 00:05:01,634 YOU ARE ALL THAT AND A BOWL OF CHIPS. 124 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,738 I GIVE YOU... 4 STARS. 125 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,640 IT'S A BAG OF CHIPS. 126 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:10,711 YOU MAKE ME SOUND LIKE A RESTAURANT. 127 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:13,713 WELL... 128 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:14,648 4 STARS. 129 00:05:14,649 --> 00:05:16,816 PERHAPS IT'S TIME I REVISITED 130 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,452 THIS PARTICULAR RESTAURANT. 131 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:22,054 I DO BELIEVE I HAVE A RESERVATION. 132 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,590 WATCH THE HAIR. 133 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:25,726 KITCHEN'S CLOSED. 134 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,795 HOW ABOUT THE DRIVE-THRU? 135 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:30,798 [MUSIC PLAYING] 136 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,631 [COCKS GUN] FREEZE. 137 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:08,435 I'VE GOT A GUN, AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT, 138 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:11,070 SO PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR 139 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:12,973 WHERE I CAN SEE THEM. 140 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,845 I GUESS IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY 141 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:21,280 ABOUT RETURNING TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME. 142 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:22,649 BUT DID YOU REALLY THINK 143 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:25,486 YOU WERE GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS TWICE? 144 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:31,424 NOW, BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE, 145 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:32,925 LET ME GET A LOOK AT YOU. 146 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:35,863 TURN AROUND. TAKE OFF THE HOOD. 147 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:46,106 NOW, THIS IS A SURPRISE. 148 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:50,510 NOW, WHAT'S THAT NUMBER AGAIN? 149 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:52,645 OH, YEAH. 9-1-1. 150 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:55,381 NO, WAIT. PLEASE DON'T MAKE THAT CALL. 151 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:57,684 WE'RE BOTH ADULTS HERE. 152 00:06:57,685 --> 00:06:59,486 CAN'T WE WORK SOMETHING OUT? 153 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:01,922 LIKE WHAT? 154 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,696 NICE. 155 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,565 VERY NICE. 156 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,171 VERY NICE INDEED. 157 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,612 BUT JUST WATCH IT WITH THAT GUN. 158 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:28,548 OH, I'M WATCHING IT, ALL RIGHT. 159 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:30,751 AND THAT'S NOT MY GUN. 160 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:47,366 UHH! 161 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:48,400 Director: CUT! 162 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,402 GOOD? HA HA HA! ALL RIGHT. 163 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,772 GOOD TAKE, GOOD TAKE. HA HA. HOW WAS I? 164 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:54,440 YOU GUYS ARE GREAT. YOU GUYS ARE GREAT. 165 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:55,642 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S LUNCH. 166 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:57,010 THIS IS LUNCH. 167 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:01,013 THAT'S ENOUGH. WHERE'S MY ROBE? 168 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:02,883 [MUSIC PLAYING] 169 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:17,597 SO, LYDIA... MM-HMM? 170 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,065 WHAT'S THE BIG NEWS? 171 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:21,568 JUST A LITTLE PARAMOUNT CALLING ME, 172 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:23,435 AND I'VE GOT THE HOOK-UP. 173 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,437 YOU'VE GOT MY ATTENTION. 174 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:28,340 WELL, I HAVE GOT YOU A MEETING 175 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,709 FOR A MAJOR ROLE... 176 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,143 YES! YES! UH-HUH... 177 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:33,713 IN THE FILM VERSION OF THE SMURFS. 178 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,414 THE SMURFS? MM-HMM. MM-HMM. 179 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:38,150 LYDIA, DO I LOOK LIKE A SMURF TO YOU? 180 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:41,387 I TOLD YOU THAT I WANTED TO STRETCH, NOT SHRINK. 181 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:42,555 GIRLFRIEND... 182 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:44,523 WE ARE TALKING MAJOR BLING-BLING HERE. 183 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,859 HOW MAJOR? 184 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:49,862 [HUMMING] 185 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:53,800 BA-LING AND BA-LING! HA HA HA! 186 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:56,135 YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT THOSE SMURFS WERE REAL CUTE. 187 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,671 I COULD ROCK THAT HAT, RIGHT? POW! 188 00:08:58,672 --> 00:08:59,839 WHOO! BOY... 189 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,307 WOULDN'T MIND THE COLOR BLUE, EITHER. 190 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:02,809 YOU'D LOOK GREAT. 191 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,744 IT'S A GOOD SHADE FOR ME. MM-HMM. 192 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,145 AND, ON TOP OF THAT, 193 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,280 GUESS WHO WILL BE DIRECTING THIS LITTLE MOVIE. 194 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,448 WHO? 195 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:12,018 OH, I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE MR. SPIKE LEE. 196 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:14,553 SPIKE LEE IS GONNA BE DIRECTING THE SMURFS? 197 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,623 OH, IT IS GOING TO BE OFF THE CHAIN. 198 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,758 OK, OK, ALL RIGHT. WHAT ELSE? 199 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:20,492 OH, THE NETWORK KEEPS CALLING. 200 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,161 THEY REALLY WANT YOU IN A SERIES, 201 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:24,263 AND THEY WILL NOT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. 202 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:25,732 THAT LAST SCRIPT WAS AWFUL. 203 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,767 OH, IT WAS HORRIBLE. IT WAS WACK. I KNOW. 204 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:28,935 BUT THIS TIME, 205 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:31,337 THEY'VE GOT KIND OF A NEW CONCEPT. 206 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:32,471 WHAT IS IT? 207 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:33,773 THEY WOULD LIKE FOR YOU 208 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:36,909 TO PLAY A RECENTLY DIVORCED HOUSEWIFE. 209 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,178 OH, COME ON. 2 KIDS... THAT'S IT. 210 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:42,381 HOW OLD ARE THE KIDS? I'M NOT TRYING TO LOOK OLD. 211 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:43,449 NO! HONEY, I'M ANDREA. 212 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:44,483 YOU ARE. 213 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:45,885 FABULOUS, YOUNG, FRESH, MWAH! 214 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:46,919 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 215 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,354 AND IT STAYS THAT WAY, OK? 216 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:50,522 SO I'M SURE I COULD GET IT DOWN TO, WHAT, KINDERGARTEN. 217 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:52,158 OK, WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE SCRIPT? 218 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:53,926 MM. IT IS DA BOMB. 219 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,628 OH, IT'S GONNA BLOW UP. 220 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:56,929 REALLY? MM-HMM. 221 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,298 AND IF THIS THING GOES INTO SYNDICATION... 222 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,267 [GASPS] 223 00:10:00,268 --> 00:10:02,935 OH, YOU ARE GOING TO BE LIVIN' CHILLY. 224 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,904 MM-HMM. CAN I HAVE ANOTHER DRINK? 225 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:07,740 UH, YOU BETTER SLOW DOWN ON THE DRINKS, GIRLFRIEND. 226 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,676 THAT'S A MARGARITA, NOT A SLURPEE. 227 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,143 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 228 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,279 IT'S ALL GRAVY. 229 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,481 WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU, THOUGH? 230 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,817 COME ON, YOU CAN TELL ME. 231 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:20,920 OH, LOOK, I AM NOT ONLY YOUR AGENT. 232 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,421 I AM ALSO YOUR SISTA. 233 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,956 SO COME ON, TELL ME. 234 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,457 WHAT IS REALLY, REALLY, 235 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,959 REALLY, REALLY GOOD WITH YA? 236 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,195 IT'S JUST STRANGE THAT WE'RE HAVING LUNCH AT THIS HOTEL. 237 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:31,831 SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ME HERE A FEW YEARS AGO. 238 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,933 HA HA. WELL, WHAT IS IT? 239 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,968 A FEW YEARS AGO, I WAS SEEING SOMEONE, 240 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,503 AND I HAD THIS SNEAKING SUSPICION 241 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,205 THAT HE WAS SEEING SOMEONE ELSE... 242 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,372 MM-HMM? 243 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,808 I JUST COULDN'T PROVE IT. 244 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,109 YOU DON'T CALL ME LIKE YOU USED TO... 245 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,476 I'M WORKING! YOU'RE WORKING. 246 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,178 LOOK, BABY, I PROMISE YOU 247 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:49,581 THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY WOMAN IN MY LIFE. 248 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:53,585 I JUST WANT YOU TO TELL ME HER NAME! 249 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,688 ROBERT, BE A MAN ABOUT IT 250 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,256 AND TELL ME THE TRUTH. 251 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,925 ANDREA, I AM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. 252 00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:02,461 THERE IS NO OTHER WOMAN IN MY LIFE EXCEPT YOU. 253 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,530 Andrea: I ACCIDENTALLY STUMBLED 254 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:07,599 ON SOME INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE. 255 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,670 BINGO. GOTCHA. 256 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,408 NICE TO SEE YOU. 257 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:19,145 YOU, TOO. YOU, TOO. THANK YOU. THE USUAL. 258 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:21,180 APPLE MARTINI, BOURBON AND WATER. 259 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,381 UP TO THE ROOM. 260 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,784 ON ITS WAY. 261 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,356 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 262 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,490 I'M SORRY. 263 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:32,925 MY BOYFRIEND'S CHEATING ON ME. 264 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,393 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 265 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,696 NICE JACKET. 266 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:45,171 SO, YOU JUST COME DOWN FROM... 267 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:48,240 YOU HAVE A GUEST BY THE NAME OF ROBERT MITCHELSON. 268 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:51,043 COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT ROOM HE'S IN? 269 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,779 MADAM, I'M AFRAID IT'S HOTEL POLICY 270 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:55,182 NEVER TO GIVE OUT THAT INFORMATION. 271 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,683 HE'S IN ROOM 235. 272 00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:59,451 ROOM 235. YEP. 273 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,452 JUST DOWN THERE. THANK YOU. 274 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,089 THANK YOU. MM-HMM. 275 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,190 235. 276 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:05,425 NO, WAIT. 277 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,897 I'M GONNA NEED A KEY FOR THAT ROOM. 278 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,899 MADAM, WE WOULD NEVER, NEVER 279 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:16,068 GIVE OUT A GUEST'S KEY WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION. 280 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,904 DID YOU WANT AN EXTRA KEY WITH THAT, OR JUST THE ONE? 281 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,305 ONE WILL BE FINE. OK. 282 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:20,840 THERE YOU ARE. 283 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:21,974 THANK YOU. 284 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,277 ENJOY YOUR STAY. OH, I WILL. 285 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,750 Andrea: ROOM SERVICE. 286 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,685 JUST LEAVE IT. 287 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:36,422 OH, I'M LEAVING IT, ALL RIGHT. 288 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,225 OH. ANDREA. 289 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:40,226 UH... 290 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,929 THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 291 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,563 IS THAT RIGHT? 292 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:47,099 DO I LOOK BLIND TO YOU? 293 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,235 BECAUSE IT LOOKS TO ME THAT YOU'RE IN A HOTEL, 294 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:52,271 WAITIN' ON YOUR COW TO COME OUT AND DO YOUR BUSINESS. 295 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,274 WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS THE LITTLE COW AT? 296 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,879 WHERE IS THE NO-GOOD WITCH AT? 297 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:03,851 I AM NOT A COW, AND I AIN'T NOBODY'S WITCH. 298 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,253 OHH! 299 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:10,522 I TOLD YOU YOU WERE THE ONLY WOMAN. 300 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,891 NO. NO, NO, NO. 301 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,126 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. OK. THIS IS JUST A DREAM. 302 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,429 SOMEBODY NEEDS TO COME AND WAKE ME UP! 303 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,464 ROBERT... 304 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,834 NOW, IT IS BAD ENOUGH THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND 305 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:24,837 HAS TURNED OUT TO BE A BOYFRIEND, 306 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,572 BUT HE'S EVEN WEARING MY ROBE! 307 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,440 MISSY, THIS IS NOT YOUR ROBE. 308 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:29,909 IT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE. 309 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,844 THAT'S MY MAN, AND THAT'S MY ROBE. 310 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,745 I KNOW MY ROBE WHEN I SEE IT. 311 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,381 OK, I WANT YOU TO CALL ME CRYSTAL, 312 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,116 'CAUSE I WANT YOU TO BE CRYSTAL CLEAR ON THIS... 313 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,852 I DESIGNED THIS ROBE, SO DON'T EVEN GO THERE! 314 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,854 OH, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU THERE, ALL RIGHT... 315 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:44,290 AAAAH! AAH! 316 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,457 MM! AH! 317 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,893 ANDREA COLLINS! 318 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,128 ANDREA COLLINS! ROBERT, YOU DID NOT TELL ME 319 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,130 YOU WERE DOING MISS ANDREA COLLINS! 320 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,899 ANDREA COLLINS, I AM SO SORRY. 321 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,666 I DID NOT MEAN TO BE DOING YOUR MAN. 322 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,869 LET ME JUST TELL YOU, I HAVE SEEN ALL OF YOUR FILMS, 323 00:13:56,870 --> 00:14:00,006 AND YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE ACTRESSES. 324 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,174 THANK YOU. HA HA. 325 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,643 ANDREA COLLINS, YOU'RE EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL IN PERSON 326 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,946 TH-TH-THAN YOU ARE ON TV. 327 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,948 I LOVED YOUR TV SHOW. 328 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,883 LOOSE ENDS? YES! 329 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,284 OOH, GIRL, YOU WERE NASTY IN THAT ONE. 330 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,753 WASN'T I? OOH! [HISSES] 331 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,155 AND I WATCHED EVERY EPISODE. 332 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,723 I EVEN SAW THE RERUNS. 333 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:21,727 WELL, THAT'S GREAT. HEH. GREAT. 334 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,829 SO, YOU REALLY DESIGNED THESE ROBES? 335 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,764 OH, YES, GIRL. I DESIGNED THIS ROBE. 336 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,433 I FOUND THE FABRIC, THE CHINESE SATIN, 337 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,902 I EVEN FOUND A CHINAMAN. HE HAD 2 COLORS... 338 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,237 BLACK AND CHERRY. 339 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,239 I PUT 'EM TOGETHER AND MADE BLACK CHERRY! 340 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,640 OH, NO, CHILD. PUT THAT UP. 341 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,308 OH, I'M SO SORRY, BABY. 342 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,876 OH! OOH! 343 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,946 I LOVE YOUR COAT! 344 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,580 OH, THIS OLD THING? 345 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,049 EXCUSE ME! ANDREA... 346 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,250 WHATEVER. WHATEVER. 347 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,018 NOW, BACK TO ME... YES? 348 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,619 Lydia: SO, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ROBERT? 349 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,887 HEH. ROBERT? 350 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,990 HEH. I KICKED HIS CHEATIN' BUTT TO THE CURB. 351 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,125 OH, WELL, PROPS TO YOU, GIRLFRIEND. ALL RIGHT. 352 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,161 HE DESERVED IT. YES, HE DID. 353 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,728 WHOO, HE WAS BAD NEWS, HUH? 354 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,764 MM. WHAT ABOUT THAT OTHER GUY? 355 00:14:58,765 --> 00:14:59,765 WHO, DENNIS? YEAH. 356 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:00,799 I HIRED HIM. 357 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,301 WHAT? YOU'RE KIDDING. 358 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,036 HE BECAME MY DESIGNER, AND WE WENT INTO BUSINESS TOGETHER. 359 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,071 SURE DID. 360 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,872 WHOO! I LOVE THAT. HA HA HA! 361 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,607 THE MORAL OF THAT STORY IS... 362 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,809 ANOTHER BOYFRIEND WILL ALWAYS COME AROUND. 363 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,211 BUT A HOT STYLIST? [SNAPS] 364 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,745 CHILD, HARD TO FIND. 365 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,247 OOH, YOU GO, GIRL! 366 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,282 OOH. 367 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:19,818 LYDIA? WHY DON'T YOU LET ME DRIVE YOU HOME? 368 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,720 OH, HONEY, NO. I DIDN'T DRIVE MY CAR. 369 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,156 MM-MM. DIDN'T YOU PEEP MY RIDE? 370 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,425 THAT IS NOT YOUR LIMO. 371 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,227 IT IS MY LIMO. 372 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:31,097 COST ME A LOT OF CHEDDAR, BUT IT'S MINE. 373 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,099 OH, I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE GOTTA SLIDE 374 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,700 TO THE LEFT SIDE, OK? 375 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,569 BUT I AM HAVING A PARTY NEXT WEEK AT MY CRIB. 376 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,805 WHY DON'T YOU COME BY SO WE CAN KICK IT? 377 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,240 ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW I'LL BE THERE. 378 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,775 GOOD. OH. IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, YOU HOLLA. 379 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,245 OR BETTER YET, HIT ME ON MY CELLY. 380 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,613 HIT YOU ON YOUR CELLY. MM-HMM. 381 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,416 LYDIA, WHEN DID YOU BECOME SO STREET, HUH? 382 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,284 OH, SWEETHEART, 383 00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:53,152 I'VE BEEN INTO HIP-HOP FOR YEARS. 384 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,154 YEAH, YOU KNOW, I'M DOWN WITH THE CULTURE. 385 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,888 IS THAT RIGHT? YEAH. 386 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,157 LIKE TO KEEP IT GANGSTA. 387 00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,891 WELL, GIVE ME A POUND ON THAT, GIRL. 388 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:00,993 OK, HERE WE GO. MM-HMM. 389 00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,628 UH, UH... OH, YEAH. 390 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:03,762 KEEP IT REAL, GIRL. 391 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:04,796 OH, WORD TO YOU. 392 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:05,998 OK? OK? UH-HUH. 393 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,266 HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY MONEY? 394 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,834 OH. YEAH, I GOT YOU. 395 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,038 [MUSIC PLAYING] 396 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,365 [NO AUDIO] 397 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,800 ALL RIGHT. WELL, JUST GIVE ME SOME FEEDBACK 398 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,770 ON THE CALLBACK, OK? ALL RIGHT. LOVE YOU. MEAN IT. 399 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,505 THANK YOU FOR COMING. 400 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,307 I COULDN'T REACH MY THERAPIST. 401 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,076 GIRL, YOU KNOW WE GOT YOUR BACK. 402 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,343 SO, WHAT HAPPENED? 403 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,145 HE CALLED AND BROKE UP WITH ME ON THE PHONE. 404 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,746 HE SAID I WAS TOO NEEDY. 405 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,315 THAT'S PATHETIC. 406 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,816 I MEAN, WHAT DO MEN WANT? 407 00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,451 GIRL, IT'S LIKE CATCHING A CAB. 408 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,387 IF THE LIGHT'S ON AND YOU'RE NOT READY, 409 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:04,223 THEY'LL TAKE YOUR ACT FOR A RIDE EVERY TIME. 410 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,957 WORDS TO LIVE BY. 411 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,059 HEY. 412 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,827 HEY, SORRY I'M LATE. MWAH. 413 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,063 I JUST HAD TO FIRE MY BARTENDER. 414 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,698 JOE? MM-HMM. 415 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,633 I LIKED HIM. 416 00:17:13,634 --> 00:17:15,134 HE GAVE ME FREE DRINKS ALL THE TIME. 417 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,803 THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I FIRED HIM. 418 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,205 WELL, YOU LOOK GREAT. 419 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,773 REALLY? MM-HMM. 420 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:22,941 GOSH, I NEED A DRINK. 421 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,276 ME, TOO. 422 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,377 [SNAPS] WAITER! 423 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,079 MM. SO, HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? 424 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,114 PERFECT. 425 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:29,381 I HAD MY COLON CLEANSED 426 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,916 AND THEN WENT OUT ON A DATE. 427 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,451 OHH. ANYONE I KNOW? 428 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:36,054 I DON'T THINK SO. HE'S VERY NICE. 429 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,189 HOW ROMANTIC. 430 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,158 YOU KNOW, DATING IS SO CONFUSING. 431 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,492 Andrea: MMM, I AGREE, I AGREE. 432 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,829 MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T MET THE RIGHT MAN YET. 433 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,365 WELL, I'LL SAY THIS... 434 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,434 THERE ISN'T ONE MAN OUT THERE 435 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:51,403 THAT I COULDN'T HAVE IF I WANTED HIM. 436 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,440 HA HA! I DON'T THINK MEN ARE THAT PREDICTABLE. 437 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,841 I DO. 438 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:59,545 OK. WHAT ABOUT... HIM? 439 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:04,616 Andrea: OH, PLEASE. HEH. IT WOULD TAKE ME... 440 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:05,851 2 MINUTES, MAYBE 3. 441 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,553 HEH! 3 WHOLE MINUTES? 442 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,789 YOU'RE RIGHT. TWO. MAYBE ONE. 443 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,159 OK, FINE. HIM. 444 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,193 HA HA! 445 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,627 Lauren: HIM? YEAH. 446 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,764 LET'S BE REAL. THAT'S NOT EVEN A CHALLENGE. 447 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,031 OK, FINE. HA HA! 448 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,600 OK. WHAT ABOUT... 449 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,734 EMILY. WHAT? 450 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,203 THEY'RE ALL THE SAME. 451 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,138 THAT'S A BIT SIMPLISTIC, ISN'T IT? 452 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,308 I MEAN, THEY CAN'T ALL BE THE SAME. 453 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,579 WELL, THEN, LET'S FIND OUT. 454 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:37,283 WHAT DO YOU LADIES SAY TO A WAGER? 455 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,750 OOH, WHAT KIND OF WAGER? 456 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,219 A SIMPLE ONE. 457 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,854 I SAY ANY MAN CAN BE SEDUCED, 458 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,090 NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS. 459 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,392 AGREED. 460 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:47,260 SO? 461 00:18:47,261 --> 00:18:49,027 WELL, THINK OF IT AS A GAME. 462 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:51,297 WE PICK A MAN COMPLETELY AT RANDOM... 463 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:54,366 A TOTAL STRANGER, NO TIES TO ANY OF US. 464 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,067 I SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS. 465 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:58,136 I DON'T. OF COURSE YOU DON'T. 466 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,439 LOOK, WE PICK THIS MAN TOGETHER, 467 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,441 AND THEN WE EACH TAKE TURNS 468 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,975 ATTEMPTING TO SEDUCE HIM. 469 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,311 WHO WOULD GO FIRST? 470 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,712 WE DRAW STRAWS. 471 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,315 AND, TO MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING, 472 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:12,418 WE EACH HAVE ONLY ONE NIGHT, ONE SHOT, 473 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:13,685 TO GET THE JOB DONE. 474 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,255 YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? THIS IS A JOKE. 475 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,290 BUT HOW WOULD WE KNOW WHO REALLY WON? 476 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,491 HMM. GOOD QUESTION. 477 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,993 I MEAN, NONE OF US WOULD LIE, OF COURSE, 478 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,762 BUT STILL... 479 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:27,132 THERE NEEDS TO BE SOME KIND OF VISUAL PROOF 480 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,535 OF THE, UH, CONSUMMATION. 481 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,637 A VIDEOTAPE! I'VE GOT A CAMERA. 482 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:32,804 AS DO I. EMILY? 483 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:35,241 OH, MY GOSH! YOU GUYS, WHAT WOULD MY THERAPIST SAY? 484 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:36,575 UH-UH. 485 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,143 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOUR THERAPIST EVERYTHING, 486 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:39,245 DO YOU? 487 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,412 THAT IS THE IDEA. 488 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,480 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 489 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,482 I LOVE IT. HA HA HA HA! 490 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,050 WAIT A MINUTE. A PERFECT STRANGER? 491 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,685 WE DON'T KNOW WHERE HE'S BEEN. 492 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,420 WELL, THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO INTERESTING. 493 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,389 I MEAN, IT'S INTRIGUING. 494 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,158 IF YOU'RE NOT UP TO IT... 495 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:56,194 NO, IT'S NOT THAT. IT'S JUST... I MEAN... 496 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,396 I GOT IT! 497 00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:01,700 THE FIRST ONE THROUGH THE DOOR. 498 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,403 THAT DOOR? 499 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:07,273 HMM. THAT'S PRETTY RANDOM. WHY NOT? 500 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,140 IT'S GOTTA BE SOMEONE. 501 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:11,510 THE FIRST MAN WHO COMES IN... 502 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,981 NO. YOU GUYS, WE'RE NOT GONNA DO THIS. LAUREN. 503 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,917 IF YOU'RE AFRAID YOU'LL LOSE, EMILY... 504 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,152 OK, I'M NOT AFRAID. 505 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,354 GOOD. 506 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,823 HEH. FINE. OK. 507 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:25,857 I GUESS. 508 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:26,892 GREAT. 509 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,059 WHEN DO WE BEGIN? 510 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,863 I SAY... RIGHT NOW. 511 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,865 [MUSIC PLAYING] 512 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,636 ♪ OHH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 513 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:41,940 ♪ SEE, YOU'RE THE MAN OF MY DREAMS ♪ 514 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:45,511 ♪ I SIT AROUND AND THINK MY LUCK IS GONE ♪ 515 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:48,046 ♪ THEN I FOUND YOU... ♪ 516 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,047 UH-UH. 517 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,617 OOH. OH, MY GOSH. 518 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:52,519 [WHISTLES] 519 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,353 OH, NO. THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 520 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:57,155 ♪ YOU OPENED UP MY HEART... ♪ 521 00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,825 Andrea: MM-MMM. MM-MMM. 522 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,027 SINGLE MEN ONLY. 523 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,161 YEAH, I AGREE. 524 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,598 YEP. SINGLES ONLY. 525 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,968 Andrea: HERE HE COMES. 526 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,804 UH-UH. 527 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,573 THAT'S A DO-OVER. 528 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,774 Andrea: HA HA. ABSOLUTELY. 529 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,710 YEP. DO-OVER. 530 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,282 OHH. THAT'S ANOTHER DO-OVER. 531 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,584 OHH. MMM. 532 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,185 DEFINITE DO-OVER. AGREED. 533 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,520 YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING, LADIES? 534 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,889 THERE'S NOT A GOOD MAN AROUND WHEN YOU NEED ONE. 535 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,724 TRUE. MM-HMM. 536 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:35,528 OK, LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS THIS TIME. 537 00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:38,730 HEH. 538 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,899 CAN'T DO NOTHIN' WITH THAT. STRICTLY MANLY OVER HERE. 539 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,334 HA HA! I HEARD THAT. 540 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:43,970 HA HA HA! 541 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,806 AHH. 542 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,408 WELL, LOOK HERE. 543 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:52,310 [NO AUDIO] 544 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,813 OOH. 545 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,187 SWEET. 546 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,255 WHAT DO YOU THINK? NOT BAD, HUH? 547 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:06,358 COULD BE WORSE. EM? 548 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,360 HE'S OK. MM-HMM. 549 00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:11,296 BUT WHO IS HE? 550 00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:13,999 HE'S A PERFECT STRANGER. 551 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,968 NOT FOR LONG. 552 00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:18,638 [SIGHS] 553 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,072 I'M GONNA BE SICK. 554 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,342 OH, DON'T BE SICK. 555 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:25,644 YOU KNOW THAT GUY... 556 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,013 Andrea: SHE IS GOING TO GET ALL THE SCOOP. 557 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,180 WATCH AND SEE. 558 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,416 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE DOING THIS. 559 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,250 BELIEVE IT, BABY. IT'LL BE GOOD 560 00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:33,819 FOR YOUR NEXT THERAPY SESSION. 561 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,987 IT'S LIKE ME WHEN I PLAY DIFFERENT CHARACTERS. 562 00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:37,088 OH, GOSH. 563 00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:38,857 YOU GET TO ESCAPE. 564 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,860 [NO AUDIO] 565 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:44,896 UH-OH. HERE SHE COMES. 566 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:45,965 OH. 567 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:49,134 HMM. 568 00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:51,236 SO, HERE'S THE STORY. 569 00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:52,938 HIS NAME IS MARK SELLERS. 570 00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:54,673 HE'S IN REAL ESTATE, 571 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:57,342 HAS GREAT STYLE, SO HE MUST HAVE MONEY... 572 00:22:57,343 --> 00:22:58,410 MM-HMM? 573 00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:01,012 AND HE IS SINGLE. 574 00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,548 HEH. THAT'S HIM. 575 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,115 HE'S THE ONE. 576 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:06,217 [SIGHS] YEP. 577 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:09,120 SO... WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 578 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,589 HA HA HA! 579 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:12,525 WE DRAW STRAWS. 580 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:19,431 HA HA HA! 581 00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:21,634 [MUSIC PLAYING] 582 00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:46,458 FRANKLY, EMILY, 583 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:47,659 I'M DISAPPOINTED. 584 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,195 I MEAN, THIS KIND OF GAME-PLAYING 585 00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:52,464 SEEMS IMMATURE. IT'S RECKLESS. 586 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:54,466 IT'S POSSIBLY DANGEROUS. 587 00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:55,734 YOU KNOW WHAT? 588 00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,936 I'M SURE WE WON'T EVEN GO THROUGH WITH IT. 589 00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:58,937 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, 590 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,473 THIS IS JUST ANDREA BEING ANDREA. 591 00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:04,142 EMILY, YOU AND I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED 592 00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,778 A GREAT DEAL OVER THE PAST COUPLE OF YEARS. 593 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:09,848 I WOULD HATE TO SEE YOU DIMINISH THIS WORK 594 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:14,219 WITH THIS IRRESPONSIBLE DIVERSION. 595 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:15,353 [SIGHS] 596 00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:17,355 SO, WHEN'S YOUR TURN, HMM? 597 00:24:17,356 --> 00:24:19,491 LAST, THANK GOODNESS. 598 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:21,259 IT'S ANDREA, LAUREN, THEN ME. 599 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,460 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 600 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,697 I'M SURE THEY'VE FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT IT. 601 00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:28,067 [KISSES] I LOOK FABULOUS. 602 00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:32,337 OH, I AM SO SORRY. OH! 603 00:24:32,338 --> 00:24:33,505 LET ME HELP YOU OUT. 604 00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:35,775 NO PROBLEM. I GOT IT, I GOT IT. 605 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:39,978 I'M SUCH A KLUTZ. 606 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,047 SOMETIMES I DON'T LOOK WHERE I'M GOING. 607 00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,815 HAVE WE MET BEFORE? 608 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:46,151 DID I SHOW YOU A HOUSE, OR... 609 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,252 I DON'T THINK SO. 610 00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:50,321 YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. I WOULD'VE REMEMBERED. 611 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,490 ME, TOO. 612 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,560 LISTEN, I'M SORRY FOR THE INTRUSION. 613 00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:56,795 CAN YOU EVER POSSIBLY FORGIVE ME? 614 00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:59,999 UNDER ONE CIRCUMSTANCE. 615 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:02,367 AND THAT WOULD BE? 616 00:25:02,368 --> 00:25:05,204 YOU LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK. 617 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,639 HOW ABOUT DINNER? 618 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,541 DINNER IT IS. 619 00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:12,144 I WON'T HOLD YOU UP. HERE'S MY NUMBER. 620 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,548 CALL ME. 621 00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:23,756 WHOO! 622 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:28,227 [MUSIC PLAYING] 623 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,936 NEXT THING I KNOW, SOMEONE OFFERED ME 624 00:25:37,937 --> 00:25:39,838 MORE FOR THE HOUSE THAN I PAID FOR IT. 625 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:42,007 SOLD THAT ONE, BOUGHT ANOTHER ONE, 626 00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:44,242 FIXED IT UP, SOLD THAT ONE, TOO. 627 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:45,243 MMM. HA HA! 628 00:25:45,244 --> 00:25:46,945 THAT'S FASCINATING. 629 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,079 HA HA. 630 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,582 SO, TELL ME, MARK, 631 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:53,819 A GUY LIKE YOU... HANDSOME, WEALTHY... 632 00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:55,386 I'M HARDLY EITHER. 633 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,322 OH, COME ON. DON'T BE MODEST. 634 00:25:57,323 --> 00:25:59,390 HEH. YOU'RE QUITE A CATCH. 635 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:02,928 EVER BEEN MARRIED? 636 00:26:02,929 --> 00:26:04,663 ENGAGED? 637 00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:07,365 UH, I WAS ENGAGED ONCE. 638 00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:08,499 REALLY? 639 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,268 YEAH. IT SEEMS LIKE A LONG TIME AGO, 640 00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:11,502 BUT IT WASN'T, REALLY. 641 00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:13,171 WELL, I DON'T MEAN TO PRY, BUT... 642 00:26:13,172 --> 00:26:15,406 NO, IT'S OK. IT'S COOL. 643 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,942 I SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT, 644 00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:19,144 'CAUSE FOR A LONG TIME, I REALLY COULDN'T. 645 00:26:19,145 --> 00:26:20,112 HMM. 646 00:26:20,113 --> 00:26:22,781 UM, WE HAD MADE ALL THE ARRANGEMENTS. 647 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,515 IT WAS A WEEK BEFORE THE WEDDING, 648 00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:25,784 BUT SOMETHING WAS WRONG. 649 00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:27,686 IT JUST DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT, YOU KNOW? 650 00:26:27,687 --> 00:26:28,754 MM-HMM. 651 00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,321 AT FIRST, I KIND OF WROTE IT OFF 652 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:31,657 AS PRE-WEDDING JITTERS. 653 00:26:31,658 --> 00:26:33,358 OH, I MEAN, IT HAPPENS. IT'S NOT UNCOMMON. 654 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:34,492 NO PROBLEM. 655 00:26:34,493 --> 00:26:36,527 BUT AS WE GOT CLOSER TO THE WEEKEND, 656 00:26:36,528 --> 00:26:37,663 IT GOT WORSE. 657 00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:38,897 SO I ASKED MELINDA... 658 00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:40,598 THAT'S MY FIANCéE AT THE TIME... 659 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,033 I'M, LIKE, "BABY, WHAT'S WRONG?" 660 00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:43,334 AND... AND? 661 00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:45,403 IT TURNS OUT THAT SHE WAS SEEING SOMEBODY 662 00:26:45,404 --> 00:26:46,504 ON THE SIDE. 663 00:26:46,505 --> 00:26:47,973 WHAT? 664 00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:49,641 AND SHE WAS STILL IN LOVE WITH HIM. 665 00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:50,842 MM. 666 00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:52,844 SO, UH, SHE WAS VERY APOLOGETIC ABOUT IT, 667 00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:54,646 BUT SHE CALLED IT OFF. 668 00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:56,547 SHE SAID IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO ME. 669 00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:58,116 WHO WAS THE GUY? 670 00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,350 [SIGHS] 671 00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:00,952 MY BEST FRIEND. 672 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,321 DANG. 673 00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:05,991 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 674 00:27:05,992 --> 00:27:07,993 I MEAN, THAT GIRL WAS CRAZY, IF YOU ASK ME. 675 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,795 SHE MADE A BIG MISTAKE. 676 00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:10,896 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT. 677 00:27:10,897 --> 00:27:12,563 IT'S TRUE. BUT THANKS. 678 00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:13,999 YOU'RE WELCOME. 679 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,701 THIS IS THE FIRST REAL DATE I'VE BEEN ON 680 00:27:15,702 --> 00:27:17,736 SINCE I CAN REMEMBER. 681 00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:20,638 LISTEN, MARK... YEAH. 682 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,474 I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO FEEL PAIN. 683 00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:27,012 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU... NOBODY CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 684 00:27:27,013 --> 00:27:28,546 BUT... 685 00:27:28,547 --> 00:27:31,350 I'M HOPING YOU'LL LET ME TRY. 686 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,888 [TIRES SCREECH] 687 00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:40,625 AND... THIS IS MY BEDROOM. 688 00:27:40,626 --> 00:27:42,393 NICE, NICE. HEH HEH. 689 00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:43,594 THANK YOU. 690 00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:44,896 UH, DO YOU MIND IF I USE YOUR BATHROOM? 691 00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:46,297 OH, SURE. IT'S RIGHT THROUGH THERE. 692 00:27:46,298 --> 00:27:47,700 THANKS. 693 00:27:52,638 --> 00:27:54,841 [DOOR CLOSES] 694 00:28:06,585 --> 00:28:08,286 ANDREA, YOU'VE DONE WELL. 695 00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:10,621 OH, HA HA. YOU LIKE? 696 00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:12,123 YES. 697 00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:14,760 WHY DON'T YOU COME MAKE YOURSELF MORE COMFORTABLE? 698 00:28:14,761 --> 00:28:16,262 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 699 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,564 HEY, DO YOU MIND IF I TURN ON SOME MUSIC? 700 00:28:19,565 --> 00:28:21,699 SURE, GO RIGHT AHEAD. 701 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,235 ANDREA. HEH. 702 00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:26,471 ANDREA, ANDREA, 703 00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:28,875 ANDREA, ANDREA. 704 00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:34,012 THIS GIRL DEFINITELY LOVES HERSELF. 705 00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:35,948 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 706 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,388 Mark: WHEW! 707 00:28:43,589 --> 00:28:45,323 MMM. 708 00:28:45,324 --> 00:28:48,126 ANDREA, YOU ARE... 709 00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:50,729 ONE SPECIAL KIND OF LADY. 710 00:28:51,663 --> 00:28:54,265 [CHUCKLES] 711 00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:56,068 [SIGHS] 712 00:29:00,773 --> 00:29:02,607 HELLO. 713 00:29:02,608 --> 00:29:04,342 HI. 714 00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:06,478 I MISSED YOU. 715 00:29:07,479 --> 00:29:10,415 AND I COULDN'T WAIT. 716 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:13,018 MMM. THE THING IS, I'M JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS. 717 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:14,485 I HATE TO RUSH THINGS, 718 00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:16,855 BUT EVER SINCE WE MET, YOU'RE ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT. 719 00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:17,923 REALLY? 720 00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:19,057 DO YOU WANT ME? 721 00:29:19,058 --> 00:29:22,027 OH, YES. GOSH, YES. ARE YOU KIDDING? 722 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:24,229 THEN WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE ON YOUR CLOTHES? 723 00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:26,131 GOOD QUESTION. 724 00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:27,899 I WANT YOU TO STRIP FOR ME. 725 00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,935 REALLY? YEAH. 726 00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:31,402 RIGHT NOW? YEAH. 727 00:29:31,403 --> 00:29:33,372 LET'S WORK IT. 728 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,407 DON'T BE SCARED. 729 00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:39,511 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 730 00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:46,252 WORK IT. 731 00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:51,991 WORK IT, YEAH. WORK IT. 732 00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:58,864 OH, YEAH. 733 00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:00,065 THAT'S IT. 734 00:30:00,066 --> 00:30:01,199 LIKE THIS? YEAH. 735 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,733 YOU WANT ME TO, LIKE, GRIND ON IT? 736 00:30:02,734 --> 00:30:03,902 WORK IT. WORK IT. OOH. 737 00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:04,970 OHH, LIKE THIS? 738 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:07,438 YEAH, ROUNDABOUT. ROUNDABOUT. 739 00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:09,507 YEAH. 740 00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:11,109 GO, MARK. HEY! 741 00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:12,677 OH. OH, THAT'S GOOD. 742 00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:14,512 LOOK AT THEM ABS, BABY. YEAH! 743 00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:17,216 HA HA HA! YEAH. 744 00:30:18,117 --> 00:30:19,517 DROP YOUR BACK, BABY. 745 00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:20,551 OHH! 746 00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:21,853 WORK IT, MARK. JUST WORK IT. 747 00:30:21,854 --> 00:30:23,354 GET INTO IT. YEAH. THAT'S IT. 748 00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:24,822 THAT'S IT. OHH... 749 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,592 OHH, WHAT? HUH? 750 00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:29,127 GO, MARK. 751 00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:30,661 I FEEL IT. I FEEL IT. I LIKE IT. 752 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,664 YOU FEEL IT? YEAH. HA HA HA! 753 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,033 YOU GOT THE FREAK IN YOU! 754 00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:36,567 WHOO! SHAKE IT, BABY. 755 00:30:36,568 --> 00:30:37,869 SHAKE IT. SHAKE IT. 756 00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:38,904 SHAKE IT. 757 00:30:38,905 --> 00:30:39,971 UHH! YEAH! 758 00:30:39,972 --> 00:30:42,673 HOW IS IT? IS IT WORKIN'? UHH! 759 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,709 DROP IT. COME ON, BABY. 760 00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:46,344 YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHIN'? OHH. 761 00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:47,712 GO, MARK. 762 00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:49,147 MM-MM-MM. MM. 763 00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:50,481 WANT SOME? YEAH, SHAKE IT. 764 00:30:50,482 --> 00:30:51,749 SHAKE IT. 765 00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:52,850 SLAP IT, BABY! WHOO! 766 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,019 OW! 767 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,120 SPANK IT! OW! 768 00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:58,023 HURT MYSELF! YEAH! 769 00:30:58,024 --> 00:31:00,492 SHAKE IT. OHH. 770 00:31:01,627 --> 00:31:02,793 OHH! HA HA! 771 00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:06,131 HA HA HA HA! HA HA! OK. 772 00:31:06,132 --> 00:31:07,465 YOU LIKE THAT. YEAH. 773 00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,568 UH-OH. DROP IT! 774 00:31:11,170 --> 00:31:12,503 DROP FOR ME! OOH! 775 00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:13,804 [THUD] YOU ALL RIGHT? 776 00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:15,673 BUT I'M BACK. 777 00:31:15,674 --> 00:31:17,342 THAT'S IT. RIDE THE PONY FOR ME. 778 00:31:17,343 --> 00:31:20,045 COME ON. WORK THAT WALL. WORK THE WALL. YEAH. 779 00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:21,579 YOU LIKE THAT? THIS IS YOU, ANDREA. 780 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:23,381 POW! OHH! 781 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:24,316 OH, THAT'S GOOD. 782 00:31:24,317 --> 00:31:25,716 THAT'S HOW I'M GONNA DROP IT ON YOU. 783 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,852 I'M TAPPIN' IT. I'M GONNA TAP IT. 784 00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:28,920 OHH! 785 00:31:28,921 --> 00:31:30,455 OH, THAT'S GOOD. 786 00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:32,823 OH, THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE, MARK. 787 00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:34,592 I'M GONNA DROP IT ON YOU. 788 00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:37,262 YEAH. THEN I'M GONNA BACK IT UP ON YOU LIKE THAT. 789 00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:39,764 YEAH. POP, POP, POP, POP, POP, POP. 790 00:31:39,765 --> 00:31:40,932 OW! 791 00:31:40,933 --> 00:31:43,668 CAN YOU SHAKE IT? SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT. 792 00:31:43,669 --> 00:31:44,769 SHAKE IT. 793 00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:46,671 SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT. 794 00:31:46,672 --> 00:31:48,440 THAT'S IT. 795 00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:53,078 SHAKE IT. WORK IT. WORK IT. 796 00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:54,079 WORK IT. WORK IT. 797 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,781 I'M ON IT. HERE I COME. 798 00:31:56,782 --> 00:31:57,983 I'M BRINGIN' THE THUNDER. 799 00:31:57,984 --> 00:31:59,150 BRING IT. UHH. 800 00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:00,751 SHAKE IT. GO, MARK. 801 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,887 GO, MARK. 802 00:32:02,888 --> 00:32:04,222 GO, MARK. 803 00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:05,691 AAH! 804 00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:12,298 MARK? 805 00:32:12,299 --> 00:32:13,464 WHO'S YOUR DADDY? WHO'S YOUR DADDY? 806 00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:15,166 WHO'S YOUR DADDY? WHO'S YOUR DA... HUH? 807 00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:17,002 I'VE GOT AN EARLY CALL TOMORROW. 808 00:32:17,003 --> 00:32:18,669 OH, OH, OH, OK. 809 00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:20,005 YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE NOW? 810 00:32:20,006 --> 00:32:21,106 MM-HMM. OH. 811 00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:23,041 LOOK, I HAD A GREAT TIME, BUT... 812 00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:25,510 [YAWNS] I GOTTA GET MY BEAUTY REST, YOU KNOW? 813 00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:26,644 CLOSE-UPS. 814 00:32:26,645 --> 00:32:28,213 AND WITH YOU HERE, 815 00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:30,048 I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET MUCH SLEEP. 816 00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:31,682 RIGHT. UM, MAYBE WE CAN, UH... 817 00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:32,783 I'LL CALL YOU. 818 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:33,818 WELL, I WAS WONDERING... 819 00:32:33,819 --> 00:32:34,919 NO, REALLY. I'LL CALL YOU. 820 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,355 OH, OK. 821 00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:40,791 WHAT THE HECK? 822 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:43,394 [DOGS BARKING] 823 00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:44,696 MAN... 824 00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:51,702 HA HA HA! 825 00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:53,838 SHOW TIME! 826 00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:55,541 HA HA HA! 827 00:32:59,078 --> 00:33:01,280 COME ON. 828 00:33:03,082 --> 00:33:05,083 WHAT THE HECK? OH, NO. 829 00:33:05,084 --> 00:33:06,217 THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. 830 00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:09,420 I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 831 00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:12,423 NO-O-O-O! 832 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:16,161 NO! NO-O-O-O! 833 00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:19,964 NO-O-O-O-O! 834 00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:21,666 SHOOT! 835 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,669 [MUSIC PLAYING] 836 00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:36,714 BUT IT'S NOT FAIR. 837 00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:38,383 I KNOW I ROCKED HIS WORLD. 838 00:33:38,384 --> 00:33:41,087 IS IT MY FAULT THAT THE CAMERA DIDN'T WORK? 839 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,454 LOOK... 840 00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:45,456 NOW, WE GO BACK SINCE COLLEGE. 841 00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:48,593 CAN'T YOU TAKE MY WORD FOR IT? 842 00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:49,994 EM... 843 00:33:49,995 --> 00:33:51,962 COME ON, AREN'T WE FRIENDS? 844 00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:54,799 WHERE IS THE LOVE HERE? 845 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,868 ALL RIGHT, FINE. BE THAT WAY. 846 00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:59,604 I'M GOING TO REMEMBER THAT, THOUGH. 847 00:33:59,605 --> 00:34:00,539 YOU SAID IT YOURSELF. 848 00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:04,275 NO TAPE, NO PROOF, NO DICE... YOU LOSE. 849 00:34:04,276 --> 00:34:05,876 IT'S A STUPID RULE. 850 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,978 SO, WHAT WAS HE LIKE? 851 00:34:07,979 --> 00:34:11,849 LET'S JUST SAY HE'S VERY... SENSITIVE. 852 00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:13,118 WAS HE NICE? 853 00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:14,585 I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY. 854 00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:16,887 COME ON, ANDREA, WE'RE NOT THE ENEMY. 855 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:19,824 YOU KNOW WHAT? I SAY WE CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF 856 00:34:19,825 --> 00:34:21,159 BEFORE WE GO ANY FARTHER. 857 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,027 LOOK, I DIDN'T GO THROUGH ALL THAT FOR NOTHING. 858 00:34:23,028 --> 00:34:24,395 WELL, AT LEAST YOU GOT SOME. 859 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:27,165 [SCOFFS] BIG DEAL. 860 00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:28,466 HELLO, LADIES. 861 00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:30,602 HEY, DARRYL. HEY, DARRYL. 862 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,871 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER. 863 00:34:33,872 --> 00:34:36,642 YES, WE DO. 864 00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:38,776 ANDREA. 865 00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:40,478 MM-HMM. 866 00:34:40,479 --> 00:34:42,480 OOH. I DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT YOU, LAUREN. 867 00:34:42,481 --> 00:34:43,481 HEY. 868 00:34:43,482 --> 00:34:45,416 HI. 869 00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:46,684 [SIGHS] 870 00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:48,018 LOVE THE CHANGES. 871 00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:51,989 THE NEW DECOR LOOKS GREAT. 872 00:34:51,990 --> 00:34:53,225 I DON'T BELIEVE WE'VE MET. 873 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,627 THIS IS OUR GOOD FRIEND EMILY. 874 00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:00,798 WELL, EMILY, HAVE WE MET? 875 00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:03,701 US? NO. I DON'T THINK SO. 876 00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:05,870 I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL THAT WE'VE MET BEFORE. 877 00:35:05,871 --> 00:35:09,307 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU TRY TO MEET EVERY WOMAN IN L.A. 878 00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:11,510 [EMILY AND DARRYL LAUGH] 879 00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:13,944 I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT. 880 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,414 I'M MEETING SOMEBODY FOR LUNCH. 881 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:19,717 A NEW CLIENT. 882 00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:20,918 RIGHT. 883 00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:22,787 I SHOULDN'T KEEP HER WAITING. 884 00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:23,655 [SIGHS] 885 00:35:23,656 --> 00:35:27,091 WELL, EMILY, IT IS A PLEASURE. 886 00:35:27,092 --> 00:35:28,259 HERE'S MY CARD 887 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:30,161 IN CASE YOU EVER WANT TO GET IN SHAPE. 888 00:35:30,162 --> 00:35:31,196 [EMILY GIGGLES] 889 00:35:31,197 --> 00:35:32,997 LADIES. 890 00:35:32,998 --> 00:35:34,465 BYE, DARRYL. 891 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:35,833 BYE. 892 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:37,034 OH, MY. 893 00:35:37,035 --> 00:35:39,103 HE CERTAINLY IS SOMETHING. 894 00:35:39,104 --> 00:35:41,239 HE'S SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT. 895 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,107 WELL, ALL RIGHT, MISS LAUREN. 896 00:35:43,108 --> 00:35:44,775 IT'S YOUR TURN. 897 00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:47,245 IT'S NOT GOING TO BE AS EASY AS YOU THINK. 898 00:35:47,246 --> 00:35:50,249 WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT, WON'T WE? 899 00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:55,654 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 900 00:35:55,655 --> 00:35:56,987 I MEAN, YOU SAID THAT THEY DID IT, 901 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,389 BUT THEY CAN'T PROVE IT? 902 00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:00,124 ANDREA SWEARS THEY HAD SEX, 903 00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:02,493 BUT THE CAMERA MALFUNCTIONED OR SOMETHING. 904 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:04,595 WHICH MEANS SHE LOSES. 905 00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:06,931 YEAH. AND I WOULD'VE BET ON ANDREA. 906 00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:08,233 SHE'S SO DETERMINED. 907 00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:09,234 WELL, LET ME JUST ASK YOU. 908 00:36:09,235 --> 00:36:10,635 WHO'S UP NEXT? IS IT LAUREN? 909 00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:13,137 YES. I HAVE NO DOUBTS ABOUT LAUREN. 910 00:36:13,138 --> 00:36:15,973 SHE'S A SEXY SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSWOMAN. 911 00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:16,974 HE'LL FIND HER IRRESISTIBLE. 912 00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:18,676 AND WHAT ABOUT YOU? 913 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:19,611 WHAT ABOUT ME? 914 00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:21,246 WELL, HOW WILL HE FIND YOU? 915 00:36:21,247 --> 00:36:22,613 I DON'T KNOW. 916 00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:26,116 AND HOW WILL YOU FEEL IF YOU LOSE, RIGHT? 917 00:36:26,117 --> 00:36:27,752 AND WHAT IF YOU WIN, AND SHE WINS? 918 00:36:27,753 --> 00:36:28,720 WHAT IF THERE'S A TIE? 919 00:36:28,721 --> 00:36:30,955 I MEAN, IS THERE SOME SORT OF A RUNOFF? 920 00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:32,022 I DON'T KNOW. 921 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:32,958 WELL, YOU NEED TO FIGURE IT OUT. 922 00:36:32,959 --> 00:36:34,091 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, 923 00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:36,994 BUT I HIRED A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR. 924 00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:38,263 YOU WHAT? 925 00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:40,097 MM-HMM. I HIRED SOMEONE TO DO SOME DIGGING. 926 00:36:40,098 --> 00:36:42,199 YOU DID NOT. 927 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,903 THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S VERY... THAT'S VERY SMART. 928 00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:48,172 I'M FEELING AN INTENSE GUILT. 929 00:36:48,173 --> 00:36:49,474 MM-HMM. 930 00:36:49,475 --> 00:36:51,442 SO, I THINK YOU WERE RIGHT. 931 00:36:51,443 --> 00:36:54,445 IT'S IRRESPONSIBLE. I'M NOT A CHILD. 932 00:36:54,446 --> 00:36:55,713 I'M CALLING THE WHOLE THING OFF. 933 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:58,082 OH, NO, YOU ARE NOT. NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 934 00:36:58,083 --> 00:37:00,585 WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS THAT... 935 00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:02,487 BY FOLLOWING THIS THING THROUGH A BIT, 936 00:37:02,488 --> 00:37:05,856 IF IT MIGHT NOT BE THE MOST CONSTRUCTIVE PATH TO TAKE. 937 00:37:05,857 --> 00:37:06,825 CONSTRUCTIVE? 938 00:37:06,826 --> 00:37:09,260 IN THAT YOU HAVE ALWAYS HAD A PROBLEM 939 00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:10,595 FINISHING THINGS. 940 00:37:10,596 --> 00:37:12,997 YOU'RE RIGHT. I... I'M CURIOUS. 941 00:37:12,998 --> 00:37:15,966 MM-HMM. I DO WANT TO MEET HIM. 942 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,402 I MUST BE CRAZY. 943 00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:18,536 OH, NO, HONEY. 944 00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:19,870 YOU KNOW WE DON'T USE THE "C" WORD. 945 00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:21,272 SORRY. 946 00:37:21,273 --> 00:37:22,540 ALL RIGHT, EMILY... 947 00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:24,742 ALL RIGHT, I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING, OK? 948 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,243 I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND GIVE YOU 949 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,645 MY HOME PHONE NUMBER. 950 00:37:27,646 --> 00:37:28,913 YOU MEMORIZE IT. YOU CALL ME 951 00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:32,149 IF THERE IS ANY NEW INFORMATION AT ALL 952 00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:33,150 AT ANY TIME. 953 00:37:33,151 --> 00:37:34,452 DOCTOR, ARE YOU SURE? 954 00:37:34,453 --> 00:37:36,654 YES. ARE YOU KIDDING? I'M A PROFESSIONAL, OK? 955 00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,523 YOU JUST KEEP YOUR MIND OPEN, 956 00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:42,793 AND YOU KEEP ME INFORMED OF EVERYTHING. 957 00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:44,895 Andrea: ALL RIGHT, LAUREN, ROUND 2. 958 00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:45,896 Lauren: LET'S GO. 959 00:37:45,897 --> 00:37:47,498 ALL RIGHT, I KNOW THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE. 960 00:37:47,499 --> 00:37:50,301 HA HA HA. I AM GOOD AT IT, I HAVE TO ADMIT. 961 00:37:50,302 --> 00:37:51,569 MM-HMM. 962 00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:53,070 ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 963 00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:54,305 [SIGHS] 964 00:37:54,306 --> 00:37:55,740 LET'S TURN IT UP. 965 00:37:55,741 --> 00:37:57,608 MM-HMM. 966 00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,043 OK. YOU DOING OK? 967 00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:00,779 YEAH, GOOD. 968 00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:06,016 MY MOM LIKES TO GO AT YOUR PACE, TOO. 969 00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:07,718 OH, OK. ALL RIGHT. 970 00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,521 YEAH? OK. 971 00:38:12,524 --> 00:38:14,325 YOU'RE LUCKY I CAN'T GET YOU OUT ON THAT TRACK. 972 00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:15,426 I WOULD JUST KILL YOU. 973 00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:17,495 HA HA. THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. 974 00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:20,164 GIVE ME SOME STRONG KICKS FOR DARRYL. 975 00:38:20,165 --> 00:38:22,333 COME ON, HE DESERVES IT. 976 00:38:22,334 --> 00:38:23,534 YEAH. THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. 977 00:38:23,535 --> 00:38:25,636 THAT WAS IT. STRONGER. 978 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:27,672 YES. THAT WAS GREAT. 979 00:38:27,673 --> 00:38:30,207 YES. ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS NICE AND HIGH, 980 00:38:30,208 --> 00:38:31,542 BUT THAT'S OK. THAT WAS HIGH. 981 00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:33,711 OK. ALL RIGHT. 982 00:38:33,712 --> 00:38:35,080 YES. 983 00:38:37,215 --> 00:38:38,248 HA HA! 984 00:38:38,249 --> 00:38:39,350 IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? 985 00:38:39,351 --> 00:38:40,485 IS THAT ALL I GOT? OK. 986 00:38:40,486 --> 00:38:42,087 I'M JUST WARMING UP. 987 00:38:45,557 --> 00:38:47,592 YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT. 988 00:38:47,593 --> 00:38:49,094 OK. 989 00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:55,199 AAH! 990 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,335 [OBJECTS CLATTER] LAUREN? 991 00:38:58,136 --> 00:39:00,105 [MUSIC PLAYING] 992 00:39:19,425 --> 00:39:21,892 MM-MMM. 993 00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:24,995 ♪ SO MANY TIMES I'VE PICTURED YOU, YEAH ♪ 994 00:39:24,996 --> 00:39:26,296 SORRY I'M LATE. 995 00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:28,298 NO PROBLEM. ANY TROUBLE FINDING IT? 996 00:39:28,299 --> 00:39:30,334 NO, NO. YOUR DIRECTIONS WERE GREAT. 997 00:39:30,335 --> 00:39:31,335 ARE YOU READY? 998 00:39:31,336 --> 00:39:32,303 YES. 999 00:39:32,304 --> 00:39:34,440 [BOTH LAUGH] 1000 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:36,407 NOW, THIS HOUSE... 1001 00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:38,909 ♪ MAKING WORDS I SHOULDN'T SAY ♪ 1002 00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:42,379 ♪ BABY, I'M DREAMING ABOUT ♪ 1003 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:45,015 ♪ GETTING INTIMATE WITH YOU ♪ 1004 00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:47,585 ♪ SHARING A MOMENT TOGETHER ♪ 1005 00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:50,054 ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT, TOO ♪ 1006 00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:50,956 ♪ OH, OH ♪ 1007 00:39:50,957 --> 00:39:52,857 ♪ SHOULDN'T KEEP IT INSIDE ♪ 1008 00:39:52,858 --> 00:39:55,593 ♪ COULDN'T HURT TO LET YOU KNOW ♪ 1009 00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:58,663 ♪ WHAT YOU'RE FEELIN', GIRL ♪ 1010 00:39:58,664 --> 00:39:59,697 ♪ SHOULD I LET IT SHOW ♪ 1011 00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:02,066 AND HERE'S THE FIREPLACE, 1012 00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:05,102 WHICH COMES COMPLETE WITH ITS OWN DRAGONS. 1013 00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:06,471 [BOTH LAUGH] 1014 00:40:06,472 --> 00:40:09,139 YOU ARE SO CUTE. 1015 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,776 UH... AHEM. 1016 00:40:11,777 --> 00:40:13,544 HOW ABOUT WE GO OUTSIDE? I WANT TO SHOW YOU 1017 00:40:13,545 --> 00:40:18,148 THE MOST AMAZING VIEW OF LOS ANGELES. 1018 00:40:18,149 --> 00:40:19,950 ♪ ALL I GOT TO DO IS CLOSE MY EYES ♪ 1019 00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:23,420 ♪ AND YOU'RE NEXT TO ME, YEAH ♪ 1020 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:27,424 ♪ NOW I QUESTION MY DESIRE ♪ 1021 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:30,561 ♪ IS IT JUST TO BE INSIDE ♪ 1022 00:40:30,562 --> 00:40:34,164 ♪ AND FEEL THE PASSION FIRE ♪ 1023 00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:36,834 ♪ IS IT MORE ♪ 1024 00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:39,169 ♪ AM I READY TO BELIEVE ♪ 1025 00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:41,572 I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK I'M BEING TOO FORWARD... 1026 00:40:41,573 --> 00:40:44,709 I'M SURE THIS HAPPENS TO YOU ALL THE TIME... 1027 00:40:44,710 --> 00:40:47,077 BUT I WAS WONDERING, IF YOU HAD A FREE EVENING, 1028 00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:49,179 I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU TO A COMEDY CLUB. 1029 00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:50,515 I LOVE TO LAUGH. 1030 00:40:50,516 --> 00:40:51,882 GREAT. 1031 00:40:51,883 --> 00:40:55,019 UM, I'M FREE NEXT SATURDAY, IF THAT WORKS FOR YOU. 1032 00:40:55,020 --> 00:40:56,220 IT WORKS FINE. 1033 00:40:56,221 --> 00:40:57,588 I GUESS I SHOULD CALL YOU. 1034 00:40:57,589 --> 00:41:00,457 OH, HERE. 1035 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,192 PERFECT. SATURDAY NIGHT, THEN. 1036 00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:04,662 MM-HMM. CAN'T WAIT. 1037 00:41:04,663 --> 00:41:05,963 I'LL CALL YOU. 1038 00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:07,798 ♪ WHAT I NEVER HAD TO TELL YOU ♪ 1039 00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:09,466 ♪ YOU'RE MY FANTASY, FANTASY ♪ 1040 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:10,568 [WHISTLES] 1041 00:41:10,569 --> 00:41:11,802 ♪ TELL ME WHY ♪ 1042 00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:13,504 ♪ ALL I GOT TO DO IS CLOSE MY EYES ♪ 1043 00:41:13,505 --> 00:41:16,073 ♪ AND YOU'RE ALL THAT I CAN SEE ♪ 1044 00:41:16,074 --> 00:41:17,074 ♪ OH, GIRL ♪ 1045 00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:18,475 WHOO. MMM. 1046 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:20,477 ♪ YOU'RE MY FANTASY ♪ 1047 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:22,681 [NEW SONG BEGINS] 1048 00:41:30,255 --> 00:41:33,624 ♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU DO IT, THE WAY YOU RIDE ♪ 1049 00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:35,459 ♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU LOCK ON TO THE GROOVE ♪ 1050 00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:36,594 ♪ WHEN I'M INSIDE ♪ 1051 00:41:36,595 --> 00:41:38,228 ♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU PLEASE ♪ 1052 00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:39,463 ♪ THE WAY YOU TEASE ♪ 1053 00:41:39,464 --> 00:41:41,231 ♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE GIVIN' ME ♪ 1054 00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:42,366 ♪ EXACTLY WHAT I NEED ♪ 1055 00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:43,768 ♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU DO IT ♪ 1056 00:41:43,769 --> 00:41:45,169 ♪ THE WAY YOU RIDE ♪ 1057 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:47,504 ♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU LOCK ON TO THE GROOVE ♪ 1058 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:48,639 ♪ WHEN I'M INSIDE ♪ 1059 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:49,740 ♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU PLEASE ♪ 1060 00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:51,776 ♪ THE WAY YOU TEASE... ♪ 1061 00:41:51,777 --> 00:41:53,043 SO, HOW'S YOUR GAME? 1062 00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:54,645 [SIGHS] YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE 1063 00:41:54,646 --> 00:41:55,780 WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING TO ME, MAN, 1064 00:41:55,781 --> 00:41:57,447 BUT I KNOW YOU CAN APPRECIATE IT. 1065 00:41:57,448 --> 00:41:58,649 OHH. 1066 00:41:58,650 --> 00:42:00,417 SO, THIS... THIS WHOLE THING STARTED 1067 00:42:00,418 --> 00:42:01,919 ABOUT, WHAT, 10 DAYS AGO, RIGHT? 1068 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,021 I JUST CLOSED ON THIS PROPERTY. 1069 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:04,990 I'M FEELING GOOD. 1070 00:42:04,991 --> 00:42:06,657 I DECIDE TO TREAT MYSELF TO LUNCH 1071 00:42:06,658 --> 00:42:09,560 AT THIS NICE TRENDY SPOT ON OCEAN... YOU KNOW, 1072 00:42:09,561 --> 00:42:10,661 WHERE YOUR WAITRESS FRIEND USED TO WORK. 1073 00:42:10,662 --> 00:42:12,229 WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THAT. 1074 00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:14,999 COOL, BECAUSE I USUALLY JUST GRAB A SANDWICH SOMEWHERE. 1075 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:15,801 BUT YOU WERE... 1076 00:42:15,802 --> 00:42:17,167 CELEBRATING. CELEBRATING. 1077 00:42:17,168 --> 00:42:18,535 EXACTLY, MY BROTHER. 1078 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,739 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1079 00:42:22,908 --> 00:42:25,142 Andrea: IF THE LIGHT'S ON, 1080 00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:27,077 AND YOU'RE NOT READY, 1081 00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:31,782 THEY WILL TAKE YOUR ACT FOR A RIDE EVERY TIME, OK? 1082 00:42:31,783 --> 00:42:33,350 Emily: WORDS TO LIVE BY. 1083 00:42:33,351 --> 00:42:34,418 HEY. Lauren: HEY. 1084 00:42:34,419 --> 00:42:35,686 SORRY I'M LATE. [KISSES] MWAH! 1085 00:42:35,687 --> 00:42:37,487 I JUST HAD TO FIRE MY BARTENDER. 1086 00:42:37,488 --> 00:42:38,723 JOE? 1087 00:42:38,724 --> 00:42:40,557 REALLY? YEAH. 1088 00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:42,059 GOSH, I NEED A DRINK. 1089 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,761 OH, ME, TOO. 1090 00:42:43,762 --> 00:42:46,196 [SNAPS FINGERS] WAITER! 1091 00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:48,232 MMM. I AGREE, I AGREE. 1092 00:42:48,233 --> 00:42:51,235 Emily: MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T MET THE RIGHT MAN YET. 1093 00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:53,337 WELL, I'LL SAY THIS. 1094 00:42:53,338 --> 00:42:55,906 THERE ISN'T ONE MAN OUT THERE 1095 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:57,942 THAT I COULDN'T HAVE IF I REALLY WANTED HIM. 1096 00:42:57,943 --> 00:42:59,109 WHAT? 1097 00:42:59,110 --> 00:43:01,278 Emily: I DON'T THINK MEN ARE THAT PREDICTABLE. 1098 00:43:01,279 --> 00:43:02,412 Lauren: I DO. 1099 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:06,150 ALL RIGHT, FINE. WHAT ABOUT... HIM? 1100 00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:08,218 HIM? YEAH. 1101 00:43:08,219 --> 00:43:09,020 OH, LET'S BE REAL. 1102 00:43:09,021 --> 00:43:10,587 THAT'S NOT EVEN A CHALLENGE. 1103 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:11,722 Andrea: OK. ALL RIGHT. 1104 00:43:11,723 --> 00:43:12,857 WHAT ABOUT... 1105 00:43:12,858 --> 00:43:14,725 Andrea: EMILY, THEY'RE ALL THE SAME. 1106 00:43:14,726 --> 00:43:16,126 THAT'S A BIT SIMPLISTIC, ISN'T IT? 1107 00:43:16,127 --> 00:43:18,228 I MEAN, THEY CAN'T ALL BE THE SAME. 1108 00:43:18,229 --> 00:43:19,864 WELL, LET'S FIND OUT. 1109 00:43:19,865 --> 00:43:22,867 WHAT DO YOU LADIES SAY TO A WAGER? 1110 00:43:22,868 --> 00:43:24,168 Lauren: WHAT KIND OF WAGER? 1111 00:43:24,169 --> 00:43:25,036 A SIMPLE ONE. 1112 00:43:25,037 --> 00:43:26,737 I SAY ANY MAN CAN BE SEDUCED, 1113 00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:28,538 NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS. 1114 00:43:28,539 --> 00:43:30,007 Lauren: AGREED. SO? 1115 00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:31,141 WE'LL THINK OF IT AS A GAME. 1116 00:43:31,142 --> 00:43:32,877 WE PICK A MAN COMPLETELY AT RANDOM, 1117 00:43:32,878 --> 00:43:35,612 A TOTAL STRANGER, AND WE EACH TAKE TURNS 1118 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:36,747 ATTEMPTING TO SEDUCE HIM. 1119 00:43:36,748 --> 00:43:38,348 AND TO MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING, 1120 00:43:38,349 --> 00:43:40,050 WE EACH HAVE ONLY ONE NIGHT, 1121 00:43:40,051 --> 00:43:41,585 ONE SHOT TO GET THE JOB DONE. 1122 00:43:41,586 --> 00:43:42,887 WHO SAID THAT? 1123 00:43:42,888 --> 00:43:44,488 Lauren: YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? THIS IS A JOKE. 1124 00:43:44,489 --> 00:43:45,555 Emily: I'VE GOT IT. 1125 00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:48,225 THE FIRST ONE THROUGH THE DOOR. 1126 00:43:48,226 --> 00:43:49,060 Andrea: YEAH. 1127 00:43:49,061 --> 00:43:50,961 THAT'S PRETTY RANDOM. WHY NOT? 1128 00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:52,162 SO, WHEN DO WE BEGIN? 1129 00:43:52,163 --> 00:43:55,499 I SAY RIGHT NOW. 1130 00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:57,134 [EXHALES] 1131 00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:59,137 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1132 00:44:07,245 --> 00:44:09,113 AAH! 1133 00:44:09,114 --> 00:44:11,116 [PANTING] 1134 00:44:13,118 --> 00:44:14,985 [SHRIEKS] 1135 00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:18,022 EXCUSE ME! WATCH OUT! 1136 00:44:18,023 --> 00:44:19,157 AAH! 1137 00:44:21,927 --> 00:44:22,794 AW! 1138 00:44:22,795 --> 00:44:25,296 WHOO! WHEW! 1139 00:44:29,868 --> 00:44:31,836 HEY. MR. SELLERS. 1140 00:44:31,837 --> 00:44:34,204 HEY, YOU MAY BE APPROACHED BY A LADY ASKING ABOUT ME, 1141 00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:38,075 AND IF YOU ARE, THIS IS WHAT I NEED YOU TO SAY. 1142 00:44:38,076 --> 00:44:39,243 [NO AUDIO] 1143 00:44:39,244 --> 00:44:40,344 ♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU LOCK ON TO THE GROOVE ♪ 1144 00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:41,279 ♪ WHEN I'M INSIDE ♪ 1145 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:42,412 ♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU PLEASE ♪ 1146 00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:43,948 ♪ THE WAY YOU TEASE ♪ 1147 00:44:43,949 --> 00:44:46,016 ♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE GIVING ME EXACTLY WHAT I NEED ♪ 1148 00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,818 COME ON, DO YOU THINK I'M DRUNK? 1149 00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:49,219 YOU PLAYIN' WITH ME, RIGHT? 1150 00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:51,688 YOU MAKING ALL THIS UP TO TORTURE ME. 1151 00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:53,557 WOULD I LIE TO YOU, MAN? 1152 00:44:53,558 --> 00:44:55,192 HOLD UP. IT DON'T STOP THERE. 1153 00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:57,694 SO, LIKE, A FEW DAYS GO BY. 1154 00:44:57,695 --> 00:44:59,329 NOTHING HAPPENS, SO I'M FIGURING 1155 00:44:59,330 --> 00:45:01,899 MAYBE THESE LADIES HAD A FEW TOO MANY MARTINIS, 1156 00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:03,100 AND THEY FORGOT. 1157 00:45:03,101 --> 00:45:04,101 AND THEN... 1158 00:45:04,102 --> 00:45:04,903 OOH! OH! 1159 00:45:04,904 --> 00:45:06,536 I AM SO SORRY. OH, MAN. 1160 00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:07,805 LET ME HELP YOU OUT. 1161 00:45:07,806 --> 00:45:09,273 YOU KNOW WHAT? NO PROBLEM. I GOT IT. 1162 00:45:09,274 --> 00:45:10,307 OK. 1163 00:45:10,308 --> 00:45:12,676 OH, I'M SUCH A KLUTZ. 1164 00:45:12,677 --> 00:45:14,011 ARE YOU SURE IT WAS ACTUALLY HER? 1165 00:45:14,012 --> 00:45:15,712 YOU SAID YOU REALLY DIDN'T SEE THEM. 1166 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:17,948 BELIEVE ME, I MANAGED TO GET A GOOD LOOK 1167 00:45:17,949 --> 00:45:19,349 WHEN I WALKED THROUGH THE FRONT, OK? 1168 00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:20,785 IT WAS HER FOR SURE. 1169 00:45:20,786 --> 00:45:22,552 SO, WE MADE A DATE FOR DINNER, 1170 00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:23,888 AND AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, 1171 00:45:23,889 --> 00:45:26,056 I'M FEELING PRETTY GOOD ABOUT THINGS RIGHT NOW. 1172 00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:28,192 HA HA. IT'S NOT FAIR. 1173 00:45:28,193 --> 00:45:29,559 WHAT'S NOT FAIR? 1174 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,161 IT'S HAPPENING TO YOU AND NOT ME. 1175 00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:34,031 WHAT CAN I SAY? GOD LOVES ME, J. 1176 00:45:34,032 --> 00:45:35,465 DON'T PLAY LIKE THAT. 1177 00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:36,967 SO, WHERE Y'ALL GO? 1178 00:45:36,968 --> 00:45:39,569 I TOOK HER TO THIS SEXY PLACE ON MELROSE. 1179 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:40,871 I KNEW SHE'D LIKE THAT. 1180 00:45:40,872 --> 00:45:42,206 BUT LET ME EXPLAIN. 1181 00:45:42,207 --> 00:45:44,441 THIS WOMAN ISN'T JUST BEAUTIFUL, MAN. 1182 00:45:44,442 --> 00:45:45,343 SHE'S RADIANT. 1183 00:45:45,344 --> 00:45:46,743 AND SHE'S A PROFESSIONAL ACTRESS, 1184 00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,813 SO SHE GOT TO BE FINE. 1185 00:45:48,814 --> 00:45:50,881 ANYWAY, SHE'S FLIRTING. 1186 00:45:50,882 --> 00:45:52,316 SHE'S BUMPING HER LEG ON MY LEG 1187 00:45:52,317 --> 00:45:54,718 UNDER THE TABLE OR WHATEVER, YOU KNOW? 1188 00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:56,720 AND NOT ENOUGH TO BE OBVIOUS, 1189 00:45:56,721 --> 00:45:57,888 BUT JUST ENOUGH TO KEEP A MAN 1190 00:45:57,889 --> 00:45:58,889 PLAYING CLOSE ATTENTION. 1191 00:45:58,890 --> 00:46:00,124 RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. 1192 00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:02,626 SO, THIS IS WHERE I TAKE IT OVER THE TOP. 1193 00:46:02,627 --> 00:46:05,195 I MAKE UP THIS STORY ABOUT MY FIANCéE 1194 00:46:05,196 --> 00:46:07,898 AND HOW SHE DUMPED ME FOR MY BEST FRIEND. 1195 00:46:07,899 --> 00:46:10,000 AND I'M PRACTICALLY IN TEARS, 1196 00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:11,768 AND I KNOW IT'S A BUNCH OF BULL. 1197 00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:13,637 DENZEL AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME, DAWG. 1198 00:46:13,638 --> 00:46:16,173 THAT'S MY BOY! 1199 00:46:16,174 --> 00:46:19,276 SO, WHAT HAPPENED AFTER DINNER? 1200 00:46:19,277 --> 00:46:21,378 BOY, WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE? 1201 00:46:21,379 --> 00:46:22,880 YOU KNOW, J, I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 1202 00:46:22,881 --> 00:46:24,214 HEY, LOOK, LOOK, DON'T PLAY, OK? 1203 00:46:24,215 --> 00:46:26,851 YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE. WHAT HAPPENED? TELL ME. 1204 00:46:26,852 --> 00:46:29,586 SHE PRACTICALLY RIPPED MY CLOTHES OFF. 1205 00:46:29,587 --> 00:46:31,488 UH-UH. 1206 00:46:31,489 --> 00:46:33,357 SHE CAME OUT THE BATHROOM. 1207 00:46:33,358 --> 00:46:35,292 SHE'S STANDING THERE IN HER BRA AND PANTIES 1208 00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:38,262 LOOKING LIKE SHE STEPPED OUT OF VICTORIA'S SECRET. 1209 00:46:38,263 --> 00:46:39,329 OOH. 1210 00:46:39,330 --> 00:46:41,866 TYRA BANKS ON STEROIDS, EVERYTHING MATCHING. 1211 00:46:41,867 --> 00:46:43,400 SWEET TOES. 1212 00:46:43,401 --> 00:46:45,635 OOH. SWEET TOES? 1213 00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:46,871 I'M, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 1214 00:46:46,872 --> 00:46:48,772 "MAYBE... MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT." 1215 00:46:48,773 --> 00:46:50,908 SHE'S, LIKE, "I WANT YOU NAKED NOW." 1216 00:46:50,909 --> 00:46:53,944 WHOA. AND THEN WHAT? 1217 00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:55,212 YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? 1218 00:46:55,213 --> 00:46:56,480 YES, I DO. 1219 00:46:56,481 --> 00:46:57,647 WHEW. 1220 00:46:57,648 --> 00:46:59,449 HOW LONG YOU BEEN KNOWING ME, MAN? 1221 00:46:59,450 --> 00:47:00,584 A LONG TIME. 1222 00:47:00,585 --> 00:47:01,785 AND YOU COULD SAY ROUGHLY 1223 00:47:01,786 --> 00:47:03,287 I'M AN EXPERIENCED GUY, RIGHT? 1224 00:47:03,288 --> 00:47:04,990 YEAH. 1225 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:08,792 LET ME BE HONEST, J. WE DID THINGS. 1226 00:47:08,793 --> 00:47:11,862 SUCH AS? 1227 00:47:11,863 --> 00:47:13,030 THINGS. 1228 00:47:13,031 --> 00:47:15,732 WHAT KIND OF THINGS? 1229 00:47:15,733 --> 00:47:17,667 I'M FREAKED OUT JUST THINKING ABOUT IT 1230 00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:18,668 RIGHT NOW, MAN. 1231 00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:20,004 WELL, TRY HARD. 1232 00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:24,274 LET ME JUST SAY, WE... WE INVENTED NEW POSITIONS. 1233 00:47:24,275 --> 00:47:27,244 I NEED TO SEE MY CHIROPRACTOR RIGHT NOW. 1234 00:47:27,245 --> 00:47:29,246 HOW MANY? 1235 00:47:29,247 --> 00:47:30,247 JOSH, A REAL GENTLEMAN 1236 00:47:30,248 --> 00:47:32,216 DOES NOT TELL HIS BUSINESS. 1237 00:47:32,217 --> 00:47:34,484 THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM, MARK. 1238 00:47:34,485 --> 00:47:35,819 WHATEVER. 1239 00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:38,255 ANYWAY, WHAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW WAS, 1240 00:47:38,256 --> 00:47:39,723 WHEN SHE WENT IN THE BATHROOM, 1241 00:47:39,724 --> 00:47:43,127 I FOUND THE VIDEO CAMERA WHICH I KNEW WOULD BE THERE. 1242 00:47:43,128 --> 00:47:44,929 SHE HID THE CAMERA? 1243 00:47:44,930 --> 00:47:48,432 AMAZING HOW DEVIOUS SOME PEOPLE CAN BE, HUH? 1244 00:47:48,433 --> 00:47:49,733 YEAH. 1245 00:47:49,734 --> 00:47:51,268 SO, I UNPLUGGED THE VIDEO FEED. 1246 00:47:51,269 --> 00:47:54,171 ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T DREAM ALL THIS? 1247 00:47:54,172 --> 00:47:56,306 DREAM? IT WAS REAL. 1248 00:47:56,307 --> 00:47:59,376 I'VE ALREADY MET BACHELORETTE NUMBER 2. 1249 00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:02,079 SHE PRETENDED TO BE IN THE MARKET FOR A HOUSE, 1250 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,881 SO I GAVE HER A GUIDED TOUR. 1251 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:06,416 HA HA! 1252 00:48:06,417 --> 00:48:08,986 SMART GIRL. 1253 00:48:08,987 --> 00:48:10,520 SO, WHAT DID SHE LOOK LIKE? 1254 00:48:10,521 --> 00:48:12,556 WHOO! MMM, MMM, MMM. 1255 00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:13,557 LIKE THAT? 1256 00:48:13,558 --> 00:48:14,591 LIKE THAT. 1257 00:48:14,592 --> 00:48:15,725 [KISSES] MMM. 1258 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:18,728 WHEW. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 1259 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,597 SO, WHEN'S THE NEXT DATE? 1260 00:48:20,598 --> 00:48:21,399 THIS SATURDAY. 1261 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,867 I WOULD SAY, "WISH ME LUCK," 1262 00:48:23,868 --> 00:48:25,469 BUT THERE'S REALLY NO NEED TO, 1263 00:48:25,470 --> 00:48:28,338 BECAUSE AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M DOING WELL. 1264 00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:29,373 HA HA! 1265 00:48:29,374 --> 00:48:31,708 DON'T DO THAT. DON'T HATE, JACK. 1266 00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:36,014 UM, ANY CHANCE OF YOU AND KIM GETTING BACK TOGETHER? 1267 00:48:37,715 --> 00:48:38,848 YEAH. 1268 00:48:38,849 --> 00:48:41,485 I MEAN, I DON'T LIKE BEING BY MYSELF. 1269 00:48:41,486 --> 00:48:44,488 AND LATE AT NIGHT 1270 00:48:44,489 --> 00:48:45,889 WHEN I'M AT HOME, 1271 00:48:45,890 --> 00:48:48,193 MAN, I'VE BEEN OVERUSING MY PALM PILOT. 1272 00:48:53,898 --> 00:48:54,965 UHH. 1273 00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:56,233 I'M SERIOUS. 1274 00:48:56,234 --> 00:48:58,435 I'M STARTING TO GET ARTHRITIS IN BOTH HANDS. 1275 00:48:58,436 --> 00:48:59,970 THAT'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION, J. 1276 00:48:59,971 --> 00:49:01,605 I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ALL THAT, MAN. 1277 00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:04,174 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH PLEASURING YOURSELF, MARK. 1278 00:49:04,175 --> 00:49:05,842 CHECK. AHEM. 1279 00:49:05,843 --> 00:49:07,444 I'M ONLY HUMAN, OK? 1280 00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:10,380 AND I GOT SEXUAL NEEDS THAT'S GOT TO BE SATISFIED. 1281 00:49:10,381 --> 00:49:11,515 CHECK! 1282 00:49:11,516 --> 00:49:12,582 ANY CHECK, PLEASE. 1283 00:49:12,583 --> 00:49:14,251 I GOT A CALLUS ON THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. 1284 00:49:14,252 --> 00:49:15,053 HELP! 1285 00:49:15,054 --> 00:49:17,255 [CROWD CHEERING] 1286 00:49:18,423 --> 00:49:22,126 OK. IF YOU EVER FALL IN LOVE WITH A YOUNG BOY, 1287 00:49:22,127 --> 00:49:23,427 AND HE DROP YOU, 1288 00:49:23,428 --> 00:49:25,095 I'M GOING TO TELL YOU HOW YOU GET BACK AT HIM. 1289 00:49:25,096 --> 00:49:27,664 HAVE SEX WITH HIS FATHER. 1290 00:49:27,665 --> 00:49:30,034 OH, THAT'LL HURT HIM, THAT'LL HURT HIM. 1291 00:49:30,035 --> 00:49:32,069 HE COME HOME FROM THE CLUB LATE ONE NIGHT. 1292 00:49:32,070 --> 00:49:33,337 HIS FATHER GOT ONE OF THEM 1293 00:49:33,338 --> 00:49:36,240 OLD BOBBY WOMACK, GENE CHANDLER RECORDS ON. 1294 00:49:36,241 --> 00:49:38,308 HE FIGURES DADDY IN THERE HAVING SEX 1295 00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:40,210 WITH SISTER JENKINS FROM THE CHURCH. 1296 00:49:40,211 --> 00:49:42,612 THAT'S WHEN I COME BOUNCING OUT, LOOK AT HIM, 1297 00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:43,980 AND GO, "YOUR DADDY SAID TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT 1298 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:46,250 BEFORE YOU GO TO BED." 1299 00:49:46,251 --> 00:49:49,753 THAT'LL KILL HIM. 1300 00:49:49,754 --> 00:49:51,055 WHEN HE'S BUSY, I'M EASY. 1301 00:49:51,056 --> 00:49:53,157 YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH ME ON THE HOOD OF A CAR. 1302 00:49:53,158 --> 00:49:54,358 YOU JUST NEED TO KEEP THE CAR RUNNING, 1303 00:49:54,359 --> 00:49:55,625 SO MY BACK DON'T GET COLD. 1304 00:49:55,626 --> 00:49:57,395 I'M EASY LIKE THAT. 1305 00:49:58,529 --> 00:49:59,663 MMM! 1306 00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:02,466 AND THEN, LADIES, YOU NEED TO FIX YOURSELF UP. 1307 00:50:02,467 --> 00:50:04,068 YOU NEED TO LOOK GOOD. WHY? 1308 00:50:04,069 --> 00:50:06,836 BECAUSE WHEN YOU LOOK GOOD, YOU FEEL GOOD. 1309 00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,338 WEAR SOME DANG MAKEUP. 1310 00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:10,207 I KNOW I GOT TO WEAR MAKEUP, BECAUSE WITHOUT MAKEUP, 1311 00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:11,941 I LOOK EXACTLY LIKE WESLEY SNIPES. 1312 00:50:11,942 --> 00:50:13,343 WEAR SOME MAKEUP. 1313 00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:15,612 SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP. 1314 00:50:15,613 --> 00:50:17,947 LOOK AT THE WHITE PEOPLE GOING, "I KNEW I KNEW HER. 1315 00:50:17,948 --> 00:50:21,451 EITHER SHE WAS IN BLADE, OR..." 1316 00:50:21,452 --> 00:50:22,686 HA HA! 1317 00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:23,753 LADIES... 1318 00:50:23,754 --> 00:50:26,356 WE NEED TO STOP PLAYING GAMES WITH OUR LOVE. 1319 00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:27,524 Y'ALL KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1320 00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:28,792 Y'ALL KNOW WHAT GAME I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1321 00:50:28,793 --> 00:50:30,094 YOU GO OUT WITH A GOOD MAN. 1322 00:50:30,095 --> 00:50:31,495 HE A DECENT MAN. 1323 00:50:31,496 --> 00:50:34,164 YOU DONE ATE UP ALL THE STEAK AND LOBSTER. 1324 00:50:34,165 --> 00:50:35,965 THEN WHEN IT'S TIME TO HAVE SEX, 1325 00:50:35,966 --> 00:50:37,234 YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT JESUS 1326 00:50:37,235 --> 00:50:39,636 AND THE DIRECTION OF YOUR LIFE. 1327 00:50:39,637 --> 00:50:42,440 YOU'S A TRICKY WENCH. 1328 00:50:43,741 --> 00:50:45,942 YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE MESSING IT UP 1329 00:50:45,943 --> 00:50:48,512 FOR DECENT PROS LIKE MYSELF. 1330 00:50:48,513 --> 00:50:50,914 SEE, WHEN A MAN GET HIS FEELINGS HURT, 1331 00:50:50,915 --> 00:50:52,682 HE DON'T CHANGE FOR THE BETTER. 1332 00:50:52,683 --> 00:50:54,618 HE CHANGE FOR THE WORSE, 1333 00:50:54,619 --> 00:50:59,089 SO WHEN I GO OUT WITH HIM, NOW HE'S A BITTER BUSTER. 1334 00:50:59,090 --> 00:51:00,590 NOW I CAN BARELY GET 1335 00:51:00,591 --> 00:51:03,393 A HAPPY MEAL AND SNICKER BAR OUT THIS BITTER BUSTER, 1336 00:51:03,394 --> 00:51:06,163 AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. 1337 00:51:06,164 --> 00:51:07,597 IT'S NOT RIGHT. 1338 00:51:07,598 --> 00:51:10,434 STOP MESSING WITH YOUR MAN WHILE HE WATCHING TV. 1339 00:51:10,435 --> 00:51:12,169 GIVE YOUR MAN HIS SPACE. 1340 00:51:12,170 --> 00:51:14,003 WHEN YOUR MAN IS WATCHING TV, 1341 00:51:14,004 --> 00:51:15,905 FIX HIM SOME SNACKS AND GET OUT THE WAY. 1342 00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:19,143 DON'T TRY TO TALK TO YOUR MAN WHILE HE WATCHING TV. 1343 00:51:19,144 --> 00:51:21,811 NEVER ASK YOUR MAN THIS QUESTION... 1344 00:51:21,812 --> 00:51:23,947 "WHAT YOU THINKING 'BOUT?" 1345 00:51:23,948 --> 00:51:27,517 YOU KNOW WHY? HE CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT HE THINKING ABOUT 1346 00:51:27,518 --> 00:51:29,386 WHEN YOU SAY, "WHAT YOU THINKIN' 'BOUT?" 1347 00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:30,587 BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HE WANT TO SAY? 1348 00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:32,256 "I WAS THINKING YOU NEED TO GET YOUR ACT 1349 00:51:32,257 --> 00:51:33,523 "OUT OF THE FRONT OF THE DANG TV 1350 00:51:33,524 --> 00:51:34,991 "WHILE I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE GAME, 1351 00:51:34,992 --> 00:51:36,293 "BUT I CAN'T SAY THAT TO YOU, 1352 00:51:36,294 --> 00:51:37,527 "BECAUSE I'M GOING TO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU 1353 00:51:37,528 --> 00:51:40,131 IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES WHEN THE GAME GO OFF." 1354 00:51:43,268 --> 00:51:46,270 OWNING A RESTAURANT, THAT'S EXCITING. 1355 00:51:46,271 --> 00:51:47,304 NOT ALWAYS. 1356 00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:49,072 DEALING WITH THE STAFF... 1357 00:51:49,073 --> 00:51:51,675 THE CHEF, WAITERS, BUSBOYS, BARTENDERS. 1358 00:51:51,676 --> 00:51:52,909 QUALITY IS EVERYTHING. 1359 00:51:52,910 --> 00:51:54,178 MMM. 1360 00:51:54,179 --> 00:51:56,180 THE RESTAURANT BUSINESS IS VERY COMPETITIVE. 1361 00:51:56,181 --> 00:51:57,914 SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY. 1362 00:51:57,915 --> 00:51:59,216 YOU MUST BE GOOD AT IT. 1363 00:51:59,217 --> 00:52:01,318 I AM... 1364 00:52:01,319 --> 00:52:03,420 BUT IT'S NO LONGER MY REAL PASSION. 1365 00:52:03,421 --> 00:52:07,491 SO, WHAT IS LAUREN'S REAL PASSION? 1366 00:52:07,492 --> 00:52:09,659 I RECENTLY BECAME INVOLVED WITH THE HOMELESS. 1367 00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:13,430 YOU KNOW, FUNDRAISING, BUILDING AWARENESS. 1368 00:52:13,431 --> 00:52:15,932 WHEN I THINK OF PEOPLE GOING HUNGRY, 1369 00:52:15,933 --> 00:52:17,634 IT BREAKS MY HEART. 1370 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:18,968 WHEW. 1371 00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:20,337 I'VE DONE WELL FOR MYSELF, 1372 00:52:20,338 --> 00:52:22,472 AND I WANT TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK. 1373 00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:23,740 THAT REMINDS ME. I HAVE SOME FRIENDS 1374 00:52:23,741 --> 00:52:26,009 WHO VOLUNTEER AT THE MISSION DOWNTOWN, 1375 00:52:26,010 --> 00:52:27,611 AND THEY HAND OUT MEALS. 1376 00:52:27,612 --> 00:52:28,845 THEY'RE OUT THERE HELPING OUT. 1377 00:52:28,846 --> 00:52:31,415 HOW ABOUT YOU AND I GO DOWN THERE TOGETHER 1378 00:52:31,416 --> 00:52:32,916 SO YOU CAN MEET THEM? 1379 00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:34,117 I'D LOVE TO. 1380 00:52:34,118 --> 00:52:35,353 [BOTH LAUGH] 1381 00:52:40,225 --> 00:52:41,891 WHAT'S WRONG? 1382 00:52:41,892 --> 00:52:45,729 OHH. I MAY HAVE HAD ONE DRINK TOO MANY. MMM. 1383 00:52:45,730 --> 00:52:47,731 HEADACHE? 1384 00:52:47,732 --> 00:52:48,732 A LITTLE. 1385 00:52:48,733 --> 00:52:50,634 OOH. YOU WOULDN'T BE DISAPPOINTED 1386 00:52:50,635 --> 00:52:52,469 IF WE MADE IT AN EARLY NIGHT? 1387 00:52:52,470 --> 00:52:54,704 NO! I MEAN, IT'S JUST THAT... 1388 00:52:54,705 --> 00:52:59,243 I'M HAVING SUCH A WONDERFUL TIME TONIGHT. 1389 00:52:59,244 --> 00:53:02,780 GET ME SOME ASPIRIN... EXTRA STRENGTH. 1390 00:53:04,048 --> 00:53:06,250 I REALLY DON'T WANT YOU TO GO. 1391 00:53:06,251 --> 00:53:07,451 YOU DON'T? 1392 00:53:07,452 --> 00:53:10,820 I THOUGHT WE WERE, YOU KNOW, CONNECTING. 1393 00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:12,289 WAS I WRONG? 1394 00:53:12,290 --> 00:53:14,123 NO, NO, NO, NOT AT ALL. 1395 00:53:14,124 --> 00:53:15,593 MMM. 1396 00:53:17,228 --> 00:53:19,028 [GIGGLES] 1397 00:53:19,029 --> 00:53:20,196 [MARK INHALES] 1398 00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:22,232 Mark: OH, YEAH. 1399 00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:24,568 [BREATHING DEEPLY] 1400 00:53:24,569 --> 00:53:26,135 AH. 1401 00:53:26,136 --> 00:53:28,572 OH, THAT FEELS GREAT. 1402 00:53:28,573 --> 00:53:31,508 MMM, MMM. 1403 00:53:31,509 --> 00:53:33,810 MMM. 1404 00:53:33,811 --> 00:53:35,144 HOW'S THE HEADACHE? 1405 00:53:35,145 --> 00:53:36,280 WHAT HEADACHE? 1406 00:53:36,281 --> 00:53:37,314 HA HA. 1407 00:53:37,315 --> 00:53:39,949 THAT FEELS GOOD. 1408 00:53:39,950 --> 00:53:41,385 I KNOW. 1409 00:53:41,386 --> 00:53:44,053 YOU ARE SO TENSE. 1410 00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:45,054 AM I? 1411 00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:46,055 YEAH. 1412 00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:47,591 YOU'RE ALL KNOTTED UP. 1413 00:53:47,592 --> 00:53:48,692 MMM. 1414 00:53:48,693 --> 00:53:50,927 YOU MUST HAVE A LOT OF STRESS IN YOUR LIFE. 1415 00:53:50,928 --> 00:53:52,696 MM-HMM. 1416 00:53:52,697 --> 00:53:54,030 MMM. 1417 00:53:54,031 --> 00:53:57,901 OH, YOU POOR BABY. 1418 00:53:57,902 --> 00:53:59,035 I WANT YOU TO KNOW 1419 00:53:59,036 --> 00:54:02,306 THAT I DON'T NORMALLY DO THIS ON A FIRST DATE. 1420 00:54:02,307 --> 00:54:05,108 THANK YOU. 1421 00:54:05,109 --> 00:54:07,176 NOW, WHAT ABOUT YOUR BACK? 1422 00:54:07,177 --> 00:54:09,313 MMM. YEAH, IT'S BROKE, IT'S BROKE. 1423 00:54:09,314 --> 00:54:12,016 IT'S... IT'S REALLY BROKE. 1424 00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:17,587 DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE THIS OFF? 1425 00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:20,824 NO. I MEAN, IF YOU MUST. 1426 00:54:20,825 --> 00:54:23,327 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1427 00:54:23,328 --> 00:54:25,329 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THAT SHIRT OFF? 1428 00:54:25,330 --> 00:54:27,864 [LAUGHS] 1429 00:54:27,865 --> 00:54:28,865 AH. 1430 00:54:28,866 --> 00:54:29,866 FOR THE MASSAGE. 1431 00:54:29,867 --> 00:54:33,971 RIGHT, RIGHT. 1432 00:54:35,139 --> 00:54:36,607 WHEW. 1433 00:54:39,810 --> 00:54:42,446 OK, LET'S SEE WHAT'S GOIN' ON. 1434 00:54:42,447 --> 00:54:44,381 [KING FLOYD'S GROOVE ME PLAYING] 1435 00:54:44,382 --> 00:54:46,182 HA HA HA! 1436 00:54:46,183 --> 00:54:49,252 UH-HUH. YEAH. 1437 00:54:49,253 --> 00:54:50,687 ♪ COME ON ♪ 1438 00:54:50,688 --> 00:54:53,457 ♪ HEY THERE, SUGAR DARLIN' ♪ 1439 00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:55,659 ♪ LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' ♪ 1440 00:54:55,660 --> 00:55:00,364 ♪ GIRL, I'VE BEEN TRYIN' TO SAY, NOW ♪ 1441 00:55:00,365 --> 00:55:02,466 ♪ YOU LOOK SO SWEET ♪ 1442 00:55:02,467 --> 00:55:04,868 ♪ AND YOU'RE SO DOGGONE FINE ♪ 1443 00:55:04,869 --> 00:55:08,037 ♪ I JUST CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY MIND... ♪ 1444 00:55:08,038 --> 00:55:10,273 OH! HA HA HA! 1445 00:55:10,274 --> 00:55:11,542 OHH. 1446 00:55:12,610 --> 00:55:14,310 WHOO. 1447 00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:16,380 MMM. 1448 00:55:16,381 --> 00:55:18,281 OHH. YOU KNOW WHAT? 1449 00:55:18,282 --> 00:55:19,783 YOU REALLY HAVE THE TOUCH. 1450 00:55:19,784 --> 00:55:21,451 HEH HEH. 1451 00:55:21,452 --> 00:55:23,219 I HAVE AN IDEA. 1452 00:55:23,220 --> 00:55:24,954 YOU WANT ME TO STRIP FOR YOU? 1453 00:55:24,955 --> 00:55:26,590 WHY DON'T I? 1454 00:55:26,591 --> 00:55:28,324 THAT WORKS FOR ME. 1455 00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:30,761 HEH HEH HEH. 1456 00:55:31,962 --> 00:55:34,263 AHH. 1457 00:55:34,264 --> 00:55:37,101 MM-MM-MMM. 1458 00:55:38,536 --> 00:55:41,037 ♪ GROOVE ME, BABY ♪ 1459 00:55:41,038 --> 00:55:44,408 OK. OHH, YEAH. 1460 00:55:44,409 --> 00:55:46,843 ♪ OH, YEAH, NOW, NOW, DARLIN' ♪ 1461 00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:50,414 ♪ UHH, COME ON, COME ON ♪ 1462 00:55:50,415 --> 00:55:52,015 ♪ HEY! UHH! ♪ 1463 00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:54,084 MM-MM-MMM. 1464 00:55:55,252 --> 00:55:56,352 OWW. 1465 00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:59,222 HA HA HA! 1466 00:55:59,223 --> 00:56:00,356 MM. 1467 00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:01,525 [WHISTLES] 1468 00:56:01,526 --> 00:56:03,727 ♪ HERE'S SOME GOOD, GOOD LOVIN' ♪ 1469 00:56:03,728 --> 00:56:07,797 MM. ALL RIGHT, WOMAN. MM! 1470 00:56:07,798 --> 00:56:08,966 MM-MM-MMM. 1471 00:56:10,334 --> 00:56:12,836 I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU. 1472 00:56:12,837 --> 00:56:14,404 OK. 1473 00:56:14,405 --> 00:56:17,641 ♪ YOU DON'T NEED NO COMPANY ♪ 1474 00:56:17,642 --> 00:56:18,675 HA! 1475 00:56:18,676 --> 00:56:19,610 HA! 1476 00:56:19,611 --> 00:56:22,078 ♪ NO OTHER MAN, NO OTHER GIRL ♪ 1477 00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:23,312 WHAT'S THAT? 1478 00:56:23,313 --> 00:56:26,049 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. I LOVE TAPING IT. 1479 00:56:26,050 --> 00:56:28,151 TAPING IT? HOLD UP. HOLD... HOLD... HOLD... 1480 00:56:28,152 --> 00:56:29,519 I'VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE. 1481 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,823 OH. I REALLY GET OFF ON IT. 1482 00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:37,594 LOOK, LAUREN, I'M REALLY SHY, ALL RIGHT? 1483 00:56:37,595 --> 00:56:41,330 I FIND IT VERY AROUSING, 1484 00:56:41,331 --> 00:56:42,999 LIKE AN APHRODISIAC. 1485 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:47,270 TO BE HONEST, I'D RATHER THIS BE OFF-CAMERA. 1486 00:56:47,271 --> 00:56:48,337 YOU UNDERSTAND? 1487 00:56:48,338 --> 00:56:50,975 PLEASE? 1488 00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:54,611 WELL... 1489 00:56:54,612 --> 00:56:57,413 THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING. 1490 00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:00,149 I SHOULD BE OPEN TO NEW EXPERIENCES, RIGHT? 1491 00:57:00,150 --> 00:57:02,919 YES! YOU WON'T REGRET IT. 1492 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,021 WELL, TURN THE DANG THING ON. 1493 00:57:05,022 --> 00:57:07,390 HA HA HA! OHH. 1494 00:57:07,391 --> 00:57:10,326 HEH HEH HEH. 1495 00:57:10,327 --> 00:57:12,128 I MUST BE DREAMIN'. 1496 00:57:12,129 --> 00:57:13,196 MM-HMM. 1497 00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:15,198 COME ON, BABY. 1498 00:57:15,199 --> 00:57:16,299 HA HA HA! 1499 00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:17,201 WHOO! 1500 00:57:17,202 --> 00:57:18,234 ♪ COME ON, COME ON ♪ 1501 00:57:18,235 --> 00:57:19,268 OHH! 1502 00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:22,405 ♪ GROOVE ME, BABY ♪ 1503 00:57:22,406 --> 00:57:25,510 ♪ GROOVE ME, BABY ♪ 1504 00:57:27,077 --> 00:57:29,914 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1505 00:57:57,207 --> 00:57:59,042 LAUREN'S EYE IN THE SKY. 1506 00:57:59,043 --> 00:58:00,611 GOTTA HAVE SECURITY. 1507 00:58:01,579 --> 00:58:03,279 SO, WHAT'S UP? 1508 00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,181 MY VCR AT HOME IS BROKEN, 1509 00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:07,316 SO THIS IS A WORLD PREMIERE. 1510 00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:09,318 SO, HOW WAS IT? 1511 00:58:09,319 --> 00:58:10,419 BE PATIENT. 1512 00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:12,088 NO, I MEANT DID YOU... 1513 00:58:12,089 --> 00:58:14,090 LET'S JUST SAY IF THIS WAS A MOVIE, 1514 00:58:14,091 --> 00:58:17,160 IT WOULD BE IN THE ADULT SECTION OF THE VIDEO STORE. 1515 00:58:17,161 --> 00:58:18,361 HEH HEH. REALLY? 1516 00:58:18,362 --> 00:58:22,732 THIS IS SOMETHING I LIKE TO CALL GIRL GONE WILD. 1517 00:58:22,733 --> 00:58:25,935 OK, LADIES. READY? 1518 00:58:25,936 --> 00:58:27,037 HERE IT GOES. 1519 00:58:28,238 --> 00:58:30,406 ...CLEAR! YOU SCREAM IT! 1520 00:58:30,407 --> 00:58:33,509 H-O-R-E! 1521 00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:35,411 WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? 1522 00:58:35,412 --> 00:58:37,246 SOMETHING'S WRONG. 1523 00:58:37,247 --> 00:58:38,682 I'M CONFUSED. 1524 00:58:38,683 --> 00:58:41,851 UM... WHICH ONE IS YOU? HMM? 1525 00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:44,287 WHAT'S UP WITH THIS TAPE? 1526 00:58:44,288 --> 00:58:46,122 I'VE GOT 2 WORDS, HONEY... 1527 00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:48,257 NO CARBS. 1528 00:58:48,258 --> 00:58:50,627 WELL, MAYBE YOU SWITCHED IT WITH A TAPE AT HOME? 1529 00:58:50,628 --> 00:58:53,930 I ONLY HAVE ONE TAPE, EMILY. 1530 00:58:53,931 --> 00:58:55,264 OK. 1531 00:58:55,265 --> 00:58:57,133 LAUREN, WAS THERE A REASON 1532 00:58:57,134 --> 00:59:00,870 THAT YOU WANTED US TO WATCH THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW? 1533 00:59:00,871 --> 00:59:03,506 THE CAMERA WAS FINE. I DON'T... 1534 00:59:03,507 --> 00:59:04,974 I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS. 1535 00:59:04,975 --> 00:59:07,010 THE LIGHT WAS ON, HE WAS NAKED. 1536 00:59:07,011 --> 00:59:09,145 WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE RULE AGAIN, HUH? 1537 00:59:09,146 --> 00:59:10,313 VISUAL PROOF? 1538 00:59:10,314 --> 00:59:11,615 [LAUGHS] 1539 00:59:11,616 --> 00:59:12,682 Lauren: THIS IS NOT FAIR. 1540 00:59:12,683 --> 00:59:14,017 Andrea: HONEY, YOU LOST. 1541 00:59:14,018 --> 00:59:15,218 I DID NOT LOSE! 1542 00:59:15,219 --> 00:59:16,352 YES, YOU DID. 1543 00:59:16,353 --> 00:59:18,354 WE DID IT. TWICE! 1544 00:59:18,355 --> 00:59:19,723 TWICE? TWICE?! 1545 00:59:19,724 --> 00:59:21,658 WELL, JUST TO MAKE SURE. 1546 00:59:21,659 --> 00:59:23,727 WELL, DID YOU TAPE OVER IT OR SOMETHING? 1547 00:59:23,728 --> 00:59:25,629 NO, NO. I MADE SURE THAT IT WAS... 1548 00:59:25,630 --> 00:59:28,632 [CHANTING WITH TV CROWD] JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! 1549 00:59:28,633 --> 00:59:32,501 JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! 1550 00:59:32,502 --> 00:59:33,837 OK, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1551 00:59:33,838 --> 00:59:36,239 I THINK WE SHOULD FORGET ABOUT THE CONTEST. 1552 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,141 WHAT? 1553 00:59:37,142 --> 00:59:39,809 NOW? AFTER WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH? 1554 00:59:39,810 --> 00:59:41,344 WHAT ABOUT WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH? 1555 00:59:41,345 --> 00:59:43,246 WHAT ABOUT ME? 1556 00:59:43,247 --> 00:59:44,347 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 1557 00:59:44,348 --> 00:59:46,082 YOU LOST. YOU LOST, TOO! 1558 00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:46,951 SO? SO? 1559 00:59:46,952 --> 00:59:48,384 LADIES! WE'RE FIGHTING... 1560 00:59:48,385 --> 00:59:50,119 ABOUT WHAT? 1561 00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:52,857 [TV SHOW CONTINUES] 1562 00:59:54,524 --> 00:59:56,726 [BOTH SIGH] 1563 00:59:56,727 --> 00:59:59,864 HMM. I JUST DON'T GET IT. 1564 01:00:05,502 --> 01:00:08,938 NO, ON OUR SHOW... THERE'S A "W" THERE. 1565 01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:11,540 Woman: I'M SORRY, JERRY. 1566 01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:13,810 Crowd: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! 1567 01:00:13,811 --> 01:00:16,013 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1568 01:00:31,228 --> 01:00:33,529 Mark, voice-over: I KNEW IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TIME 1569 01:00:33,530 --> 01:00:36,633 BEFORE I MET BACHELORETTE NUMBER 3. 1570 01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:45,843 AND THERE SHE WAS. 1571 01:00:58,923 --> 01:01:01,657 DO YOU MIND IF I HAVE A SEAT? 1572 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:04,194 OH, NO. THAT'S FINE. 1573 01:01:10,768 --> 01:01:12,937 DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? 1574 01:01:14,739 --> 01:01:15,772 THANK YOU. 1575 01:01:15,773 --> 01:01:16,973 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1576 01:01:16,974 --> 01:01:20,009 ♪ I MADE A WISH ♪ 1577 01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:22,478 ♪ ON A SHOOTING STAR... ♪ 1578 01:01:22,479 --> 01:01:24,347 HA HA. HEH. 1579 01:01:24,348 --> 01:01:25,783 SO, WHAT ARE YOU READING? 1580 01:01:30,821 --> 01:01:33,456 HA HA HA HA! HA HA! 1581 01:01:33,457 --> 01:01:35,491 WHOO! YEAH. 1582 01:01:35,492 --> 01:01:37,526 UH-HUH. MM-HMM. 1583 01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:39,395 MY FRIENDS THINK I'M TOO NICE. 1584 01:01:39,396 --> 01:01:40,764 I'M SURE YOU ARE. 1585 01:01:40,765 --> 01:01:43,733 HEH. WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 1586 01:01:43,734 --> 01:01:47,436 IT'S ALL SO CONFUSING. WHO KNOWS? 1587 01:01:47,437 --> 01:01:48,972 ♪ IS IT REAL ♪ 1588 01:01:48,973 --> 01:01:53,476 ♪ OR AM I LIVING IN A FANTASY? ♪ 1589 01:01:53,477 --> 01:01:56,813 ♪ I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES ♪ 1590 01:01:56,814 --> 01:01:59,983 ♪ IF IT'S POSSIBLE THAT MIRACLES ♪ 1591 01:01:59,984 --> 01:02:03,552 ♪ CAN HAPPEN IF YOU'RE CYNICAL ♪ 1592 01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:05,922 ♪ SOMEDAY, YEAH ♪ 1593 01:02:05,923 --> 01:02:09,759 ♪ 'CAUSE SOMETHING THIS GOOD NEVER LASTS ♪ 1594 01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:12,061 ♪ LASTS FOREVER ♪ 1595 01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:18,167 ♪ I WANT IT TO BE THE FIRST TIME, BABY ♪ 1596 01:02:18,168 --> 01:02:24,140 ♪ I'M TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT ♪ 1597 01:02:24,141 --> 01:02:28,677 ♪ SOMETHING MUCH MORE THAN USUAL ♪ 1598 01:02:28,678 --> 01:02:33,017 ♪ MUCH MORE THAN USUAL ♪ 1599 01:02:40,825 --> 01:02:43,759 ♪ I SEARCH THE SKY ♪ 1600 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:47,030 ♪ FOR A SIGN OF LIFE ♪ 1601 01:02:47,031 --> 01:02:53,002 ♪ WHILE ORION AIMED HIS ARROW AT OBLIVION ♪ 1602 01:02:53,003 --> 01:02:56,139 ♪ AND I WONDER ♪ 1603 01:02:56,140 --> 01:02:59,042 ♪ AS THE NORTHERN LIGHTS ARE SHINING ♪ 1604 01:02:59,043 --> 01:03:02,611 ♪ IF THEY'RE BRIGHT TONIGHT FOR GUIDING ME ♪ 1605 01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:04,780 ♪ SOMEWHERE ♪ 1606 01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:07,316 ♪ STAY BY MY SIDE ♪ 1607 01:03:07,317 --> 01:03:10,987 ♪ I NEED YOU HERE WITH ME ♪ 1608 01:03:10,988 --> 01:03:13,890 ♪ IF THEY'RE SENDING OUT A MESSAGE ♪ 1609 01:03:13,891 --> 01:03:17,060 ♪ THAT WE NEED TO KNOW ♪ 1610 01:03:17,061 --> 01:03:19,996 ♪ HELP ME THROUGH IT ♪ 1611 01:03:19,997 --> 01:03:22,465 ♪ IF WE FIND A WAY TOGETHER... ♪ 1612 01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:23,699 [MUSIC FADES OUT] 1613 01:03:23,700 --> 01:03:24,700 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 1614 01:03:24,701 --> 01:03:25,935 HELLO? IT'S ANDREA. 1615 01:03:25,936 --> 01:03:27,904 HEY, IT'S ME. I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. 1616 01:03:27,905 --> 01:03:29,939 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT EMILY AND MARK. 1617 01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:31,875 YOU KNOW THEY'RE GETTING TOGETHER THIS WEEKEND. 1618 01:03:31,876 --> 01:03:34,043 I KNOW. I BOOKED THEM A TABLE AT MY PLACE. 1619 01:03:34,044 --> 01:03:36,812 I BET YOU DID, LITTLE MISS NOSEY. 1620 01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:38,915 LOOK, EMILY'S OUR GIRL, 1621 01:03:38,916 --> 01:03:40,950 AND YOU KNOW SHE'S REALLY FEELING MARK. 1622 01:03:40,951 --> 01:03:42,785 I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER GET HURT. 1623 01:03:42,786 --> 01:03:43,786 NOR DO I. 1624 01:03:43,787 --> 01:03:46,389 GOOD. SO... 1625 01:03:46,390 --> 01:03:48,657 I WAS THINKING ABOUT PUTTING AN END TO IT. 1626 01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:50,059 HOW WOULD YOU ACCOMPLISH THAT? 1627 01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:51,827 WELL, THE ONLY RIGHT THING TO DO 1628 01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:53,529 IS TO CALL MARK AND TIP HIM OFF. 1629 01:03:53,530 --> 01:03:54,630 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1630 01:03:54,631 --> 01:03:56,165 I THINK SHE'S GONNA BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME, 1631 01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:57,266 AND YOU DON'T LIKE IT. 1632 01:03:57,267 --> 01:04:00,003 THAT IS NOT IT AT ALL, LAUREN. 1633 01:04:00,004 --> 01:04:02,972 AND I THINK YOU MAY BE A LITTLE JEALOUS. 1634 01:04:02,973 --> 01:04:04,407 OF EMILY? HA! 1635 01:04:04,408 --> 01:04:06,375 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. YOU TRIPPIN'. 1636 01:04:06,376 --> 01:04:08,011 MAYBE I'M WRONG. 1637 01:04:08,012 --> 01:04:09,645 OH, YOU'RE DEFINITELY WRONG. 1638 01:04:09,646 --> 01:04:11,214 YOU'RE JUST STILL PISSED OFF 1639 01:04:11,215 --> 01:04:13,782 ABOUT JERRY SPRINGER, AREN'T YOU? 1640 01:04:13,783 --> 01:04:15,885 I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW WE BOTH LOST. 1641 01:04:15,886 --> 01:04:18,021 I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING. 1642 01:04:18,022 --> 01:04:19,989 THAT'S WHY I SHOULD CALL MARK. 1643 01:04:19,990 --> 01:04:22,258 LOOK, ANDREA, DON'T DO ANYTHING, OK? 1644 01:04:22,259 --> 01:04:25,461 LAUREN? YOU'RE BREAKING UP. 1645 01:04:25,462 --> 01:04:26,462 ANDREA? 1646 01:04:26,463 --> 01:04:28,097 CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? YOU'RE BREAKING UP. 1647 01:04:28,098 --> 01:04:30,266 CALL YOU LATER! 1648 01:04:30,267 --> 01:04:31,834 [SIGHS] 1649 01:04:31,835 --> 01:04:34,238 UNBELIEVABLE. 1650 01:04:35,505 --> 01:04:37,206 HEY, BABY. 1651 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:39,009 MISS ME? 1652 01:04:42,179 --> 01:04:44,348 Andrea: WELL, HI THERE. 1653 01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:49,186 [CAR ALARM CHIRPS] 1654 01:04:55,159 --> 01:04:56,126 OOH. 1655 01:04:56,127 --> 01:04:57,893 [STARTS ENGINE] 1656 01:04:57,894 --> 01:05:01,164 THAT'S MY JAM. YEAH. UHH! UHH! 1657 01:05:01,165 --> 01:05:03,232 CARLOS, MAN. HE THINKS HE CAN CHECK ME, DAWG. 1658 01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:04,667 HE'S OVER HERE TALKIN' SMACK TO ME. 1659 01:05:04,668 --> 01:05:07,136 I'M GONNA PULL OUT MY BAG OF TRICKS FOR YOU. 1660 01:05:07,137 --> 01:05:08,404 GONNA GIVE YOU SOME OF THIS MICHAEL JORDAN. 1661 01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:10,139 YOU WANT SOME OF THIS JORDAN? 1662 01:05:10,140 --> 01:05:11,740 AH! MAN, DON'T REACH. 1663 01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:13,876 YOU WANT SOME OF THAT? HA HA HA! 1664 01:05:13,877 --> 01:05:15,344 HUH? Y'ALL WANNA SEE THE SHOW? 1665 01:05:15,345 --> 01:05:17,080 COME ON, Y'ALL WANNA SEE THE SHOW? 1666 01:05:17,081 --> 01:05:18,781 WANNA SEE SOME OF THAT KOBE BRYANT? 1667 01:05:18,782 --> 01:05:19,949 WANNA SEE A LITTLE KOBE? 1668 01:05:19,950 --> 01:05:21,350 UHH! 1669 01:05:21,351 --> 01:05:22,386 UHH! 1670 01:05:23,954 --> 01:05:25,488 YOU DON'T DO THAT TO KOBE, OK? 1671 01:05:25,489 --> 01:05:27,390 YOU LET KOBE GO. 1672 01:05:27,391 --> 01:05:29,358 AND THAT WAS A FOUL. 1673 01:05:29,359 --> 01:05:30,693 CHECK IT UP. 1674 01:05:30,694 --> 01:05:33,362 [DIALING ON CELL PHONE] 1675 01:05:33,363 --> 01:05:34,430 [RING] HEY. 1676 01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:37,300 HA HA! HEY, HOLMES. TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT. 1677 01:05:37,301 --> 01:05:38,268 MM-HMM. 1678 01:05:38,269 --> 01:05:39,902 YOU DON'T SOUND TOO EXCITED. 1679 01:05:39,903 --> 01:05:41,304 IT'S A SURE THING, RIGHT? 1680 01:05:41,305 --> 01:05:43,372 IT'S NOT THAT. IT'S JUST THAT I WISH... 1681 01:05:43,373 --> 01:05:45,441 I WISH I COULD'VE DONE THIS DIFFERENTLY, THAT'S ALL. 1682 01:05:45,442 --> 01:05:47,643 MAN, IF YOU ASK ME, YOU PLAYED IT PERFECTLY. 1683 01:05:47,644 --> 01:05:50,579 DID I? I'M... 1684 01:05:50,580 --> 01:05:53,182 SORRY I HAD TO MEET HER THIS WAY, MAN. 1685 01:05:53,183 --> 01:05:55,051 THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHO THEY WAS DEALIN' WITH. 1686 01:05:55,052 --> 01:05:57,153 THEY TRIED TO PLAY YOU, REMEMBER? 1687 01:05:57,154 --> 01:05:58,487 YOU'RE THE WINNER. 1688 01:05:58,488 --> 01:05:59,323 YEAH. 1689 01:05:59,324 --> 01:06:01,157 SO, TELL HER THE TRUTH. 1690 01:06:01,158 --> 01:06:03,192 AND I USUALLY DON'T RECOMMEND THAT. 1691 01:06:03,193 --> 01:06:04,593 BUT IN THIS CASE, HEY... 1692 01:06:04,594 --> 01:06:07,330 I'M IN TOO DEEP, J. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY? 1693 01:06:07,331 --> 01:06:09,898 "HEY, EMILY, I OVERHEARD YOUR BET. 1694 01:06:09,899 --> 01:06:11,767 "HAD SEX WITH YOUR 2 FRIENDS, 1695 01:06:11,768 --> 01:06:14,003 BUT I LIKE YOU MORE." 1696 01:06:14,004 --> 01:06:15,938 YEAH, THAT DON'T SOUND TOO GOOD. 1697 01:06:15,939 --> 01:06:18,341 SO, WHAT YOU GONNA DO, BLOW IT OFF? 1698 01:06:18,342 --> 01:06:19,908 I MEAN, THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED. 1699 01:06:19,909 --> 01:06:23,212 YEAH, I THOUGHT SO, TOO. 1700 01:06:23,213 --> 01:06:24,480 BUT NOW I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 1701 01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:26,449 LOOK, LOOK, DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT IT. 1702 01:06:26,450 --> 01:06:29,652 NOW, YOU HAVE DINNER, DO YOUR BUSINESS, 1703 01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:30,853 AND THAT'S IT. 1704 01:06:30,854 --> 01:06:33,789 GREAT ADVICE, JOSH. REALLY, THANKS. 1705 01:06:33,790 --> 01:06:34,957 NO PROBLEM. 1706 01:06:34,958 --> 01:06:36,526 JUST LET ME KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. 1707 01:06:38,595 --> 01:06:40,030 [SIGHS] 1708 01:06:46,736 --> 01:06:48,671 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1709 01:06:48,672 --> 01:06:50,673 YEAH. 1710 01:06:50,674 --> 01:06:52,675 [MOANING] 1711 01:06:52,676 --> 01:06:54,677 2 NAUGHTY LITTLE GIRLS. 1712 01:06:54,678 --> 01:06:57,147 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1713 01:06:58,782 --> 01:06:59,948 [RING] 1714 01:06:59,949 --> 01:07:01,084 CHOCOLATE. 1715 01:07:01,085 --> 01:07:02,551 CHOCOLATE. 1716 01:07:02,552 --> 01:07:05,321 [RING] DANG! 1717 01:07:05,322 --> 01:07:06,256 HELLO? 1718 01:07:06,257 --> 01:07:07,523 Mark: HEY, MAN. WHAT'S UP? 1719 01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:09,225 AW, NOTHIN'. JUST SITTING HERE 1720 01:07:09,226 --> 01:07:10,959 WATCHING DISCOVERY CHANNEL, THAT'S ALL. 1721 01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:13,796 THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL? WHAT'S ON? 1722 01:07:13,797 --> 01:07:15,030 YOU KNOW, NATURE. 1723 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,565 DOCUMENTARIES AND STUFF, MAN. 1724 01:07:16,566 --> 01:07:17,534 YEAH. 1725 01:07:17,535 --> 01:07:19,768 AND ACTUALLY, IT'S QUITE FASCINATING. 1726 01:07:19,769 --> 01:07:21,036 UH-HUH. 1727 01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:22,771 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1728 01:07:22,772 --> 01:07:24,340 HOLD ON, MAN. I'LL BE BACK. 1729 01:07:24,341 --> 01:07:26,542 SOMEBODY'S AT THE DOOR. 1730 01:07:26,543 --> 01:07:28,445 [KNOCKING] 1731 01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:31,414 I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. 1732 01:07:31,415 --> 01:07:34,617 NO BOTHER AT ALL. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 1733 01:07:34,618 --> 01:07:37,520 I CANNOT GET THE DOOR OPEN. THE LOCK MUST BE BROKEN. 1734 01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:39,855 LOCK BE BROKE, LOCK BE FIXED. 1735 01:07:39,856 --> 01:07:40,989 I'LL BE BACK. 1736 01:07:40,990 --> 01:07:43,360 OK. 1737 01:07:44,228 --> 01:07:46,162 I GOTTA GO. I'LL CALL YOU LATER. 1738 01:07:46,163 --> 01:07:47,396 Mark: WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 1739 01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:48,997 IT'S AN EMERGENCY. LIFE AND DEATH! 1740 01:07:48,998 --> 01:07:51,268 I GOTTA GO! [HANGS UP] 1741 01:07:53,303 --> 01:07:56,339 UH, LET ME TRY THAT. YEAH. 1742 01:07:56,340 --> 01:07:58,341 IF YOU CAN, I WOULD BE SO GRATEFUL. 1743 01:07:58,342 --> 01:07:59,542 YEAH? MM-HMM. 1744 01:07:59,543 --> 01:08:02,044 WELL, SEE, THIS IS A MATTER OF, UH, 1745 01:08:02,045 --> 01:08:04,547 DELICACY AND FINESSE. 1746 01:08:04,548 --> 01:08:05,449 MM-HMM. 1747 01:08:05,450 --> 01:08:08,016 YOU KNOW? IT'S ALL IN THE WIGGLE. 1748 01:08:08,017 --> 01:08:09,752 YOU JUST CAN'T SHOVE IT IN. 1749 01:08:09,753 --> 01:08:11,019 RIGHT. 1750 01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:14,990 ONE MUSTN'T BE TOO ROUGH. 1751 01:08:14,991 --> 01:08:17,160 AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, 1752 01:08:17,161 --> 01:08:19,495 SHE'S OPEN. 1753 01:08:19,496 --> 01:08:21,197 YES! OH! 1754 01:08:21,198 --> 01:08:23,199 SO SWEET. COME ON IN. 1755 01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:25,569 [WHISPERS] Ah! Thank you. 1756 01:08:28,037 --> 01:08:30,240 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1757 01:08:33,076 --> 01:08:35,911 MY HERO. HEH. 1758 01:08:35,912 --> 01:08:37,180 IT WAS NOTHIN'. 1759 01:08:37,181 --> 01:08:38,314 TO YOU. 1760 01:08:38,315 --> 01:08:40,416 JOSH. SHARISE. 1761 01:08:40,417 --> 01:08:41,351 MMM. 1762 01:08:41,352 --> 01:08:42,485 YOU KNOW, I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH. 1763 01:08:42,486 --> 01:08:43,952 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD'VE DONE 1764 01:08:43,953 --> 01:08:45,188 IF YOU HADN'T COME ALONG. 1765 01:08:45,189 --> 01:08:46,922 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST GLAD I COULD HELP. 1766 01:08:46,923 --> 01:08:47,956 MM-HMM. 1767 01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:49,725 THIS IS DELICIOUS. 1768 01:08:49,726 --> 01:08:51,261 HEH HEH. 1769 01:08:54,631 --> 01:08:56,432 OH, NO! 1770 01:08:56,433 --> 01:08:58,066 THAT'S THE LAST OF IT. 1771 01:08:58,067 --> 01:09:00,236 YOU MIND GOING TO THE STORE? 1772 01:09:00,237 --> 01:09:03,071 YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE STORE? 1773 01:09:03,072 --> 01:09:06,542 I LOVE THIS WINE. HEH. 1774 01:09:06,543 --> 01:09:08,110 I'M GOING TO THE STORE. 1775 01:09:08,111 --> 01:09:09,678 IT'S RIGHT DOWN THE STREET. 1776 01:09:09,679 --> 01:09:11,181 OK. 1777 01:09:12,549 --> 01:09:14,283 AND, JOSH... 1778 01:09:14,284 --> 01:09:16,018 WHILE YOU'RE THERE, 1779 01:09:16,019 --> 01:09:18,187 PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS. 1780 01:09:18,188 --> 01:09:20,155 [CAT YOWLS] 1781 01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:22,958 [GLASS BREAKS] 1782 01:09:22,959 --> 01:09:24,227 [TIRES SCREECH, HORN HONKS] 1783 01:09:24,228 --> 01:09:25,595 Man: HEY, MOVE IT! 1784 01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:27,963 [PANTING] 1785 01:09:27,964 --> 01:09:31,167 [RINGING DOORBELL AND KNOCKING] 1786 01:09:34,238 --> 01:09:35,771 THAT WAS QUICK. YEAH. 1787 01:09:35,772 --> 01:09:37,873 I DIDN'T WANT TO KEEP YOU WAITING. 1788 01:09:37,874 --> 01:09:40,377 I GOT THE WINE AND... 1789 01:09:45,181 --> 01:09:47,115 YOU ARE SIMPLY IM-PECCABLE. 1790 01:09:47,116 --> 01:09:49,084 IM-PECCABLE. IM-PECCABLE. 1791 01:09:49,085 --> 01:09:51,387 WHY? BECAUSE YOU GOT IT GOIN' ON. 1792 01:09:51,388 --> 01:09:53,256 YOU GOT IT GOIN' ON. 1793 01:09:53,257 --> 01:09:55,023 WHO'S THE MAN? YOU'RE THE MAN. 1794 01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:56,459 WHO'S THE MAN? YOU'RE THE MAN. 1795 01:09:56,460 --> 01:09:58,794 'CAUSE YOU GOT IT GOIN' ON. AH! 1796 01:09:58,795 --> 01:10:01,029 AH! UHH! UHH! 1797 01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:02,465 ♪ GOT IT GOIN' ON ♪ 1798 01:10:02,466 --> 01:10:04,267 ♪ I GOT IT GOIN' ON ♪ 1799 01:10:04,268 --> 01:10:05,868 ♪ I GOT IT GOIN' ON ♪ 1800 01:10:05,869 --> 01:10:09,672 ♪ I GOT IT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT, UHH, AHH ♪ 1801 01:10:09,673 --> 01:10:11,807 ♪ GOT IT GOIN' ON, I GOT IT GOIN' ON ♪ 1802 01:10:11,808 --> 01:10:13,175 ♪ I GOT IT, OOH! ♪ 1803 01:10:13,176 --> 01:10:15,612 Sharise: GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE! 1804 01:10:17,113 --> 01:10:18,615 WELL, ALL RIGHT. 1805 01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:22,886 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1806 01:10:40,970 --> 01:10:42,104 [SIGHS] 1807 01:10:42,105 --> 01:10:43,440 AHEM. 1808 01:10:48,978 --> 01:10:50,546 HEY. HEY. 1809 01:10:50,547 --> 01:10:51,714 WOW. 1810 01:10:51,715 --> 01:10:52,616 WOW. 1811 01:10:52,617 --> 01:10:54,016 LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR YOU. 1812 01:10:54,017 --> 01:10:55,451 THANK YOU. UH-HUH. 1813 01:10:55,452 --> 01:10:57,687 OHH, SO SWEET. 1814 01:11:03,059 --> 01:11:04,293 ALL RIGHT. 1815 01:11:04,294 --> 01:11:05,662 OK? 1816 01:11:06,730 --> 01:11:09,265 I'M GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 1817 01:11:13,236 --> 01:11:15,538 Andrea: HAVE TO ADMIT... 1818 01:11:15,539 --> 01:11:17,840 I NEVER THOUGHT SHE'D GET THIS FAR. 1819 01:11:17,841 --> 01:11:20,676 AREN'T YOU GLAD I GOT THE CLOSED CIRCUIT HOOK-UP? 1820 01:11:20,677 --> 01:11:23,011 IT'S NOT A VERY GOOD PICTURE, 1821 01:11:23,012 --> 01:11:25,180 AND I CAN'T HEAR A THING. 1822 01:11:25,181 --> 01:11:27,783 BY THE WAY, DID YOU REACH MARK? 1823 01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:30,986 HE WOULDN'T RETURN MY PHONE CALL. 1824 01:11:30,987 --> 01:11:33,889 I WONDER WHY. 1825 01:11:33,890 --> 01:11:35,525 AHH. 1826 01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:38,327 AHEM. 1827 01:11:38,328 --> 01:11:39,628 THIS IS REALLY NICE. 1828 01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:41,664 YEAH, A FRIEND OF MINE OWNS IT. 1829 01:11:41,665 --> 01:11:42,832 HEH. 1830 01:11:45,735 --> 01:11:49,605 Dr. Klemmer, whispering: That's it, Emily... smile! 1831 01:11:49,606 --> 01:11:51,306 Just flirt a little it. Be yourself. 1832 01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:52,542 Oh! 1833 01:12:05,188 --> 01:12:06,423 HUH. 1834 01:12:10,226 --> 01:12:11,760 LOOKING FOR SOMEONE? 1835 01:12:11,761 --> 01:12:13,028 OH! 1836 01:12:13,029 --> 01:12:15,864 EMILY, YOU SCARED ME. 1837 01:12:15,865 --> 01:12:17,800 WHAT A COINCIDENCE. I WAS JUST HERE 1838 01:12:17,801 --> 01:12:19,368 MEETING MY, UH, GYNECOLOGIST FOR A... 1839 01:12:19,369 --> 01:12:20,803 UH-HUH. WE NEED TO TALK. 1840 01:12:20,804 --> 01:12:21,738 HUH? NOW. 1841 01:12:21,739 --> 01:12:24,039 OH, ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON. MY DRINK. 1842 01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:25,541 I'M COMING. OW. OW. 1843 01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:27,743 WHAT? YOU'RE SPYING ON ME? 1844 01:12:27,744 --> 01:12:28,777 OH, EMILY. 1845 01:12:28,778 --> 01:12:31,380 "SPYING" IS AN UGLY, UGLY WORD, ALL RIGHT? 1846 01:12:31,381 --> 01:12:32,615 I AM HERE... 1847 01:12:32,616 --> 01:12:34,249 I AM SUPPORTING YOU. I AM CHEERING YOU ON. 1848 01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:35,984 THIS GOES A BIT BEYOND SUPPORTIVE, 1849 01:12:35,985 --> 01:12:36,920 DON'T YOU THINK? 1850 01:12:36,921 --> 01:12:39,154 NO. EMILY, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND ME. 1851 01:12:39,155 --> 01:12:42,057 THIS IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR TREATMENT, OK? 1852 01:12:42,058 --> 01:12:43,959 TONIGHT COULD BE A BREAKTHROUGH FOR YOU. 1853 01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:45,728 A BREAKTHROUGH? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1854 01:12:45,729 --> 01:12:46,829 NO. 1855 01:12:46,830 --> 01:12:49,264 DR. KLEMMER, I WANT YOU TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. 1856 01:12:49,265 --> 01:12:50,499 NO. NO, I CAN'T. 1857 01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:52,134 I... I... I JUST ORDERED SOME POTATO SKINS. 1858 01:12:52,135 --> 01:12:53,969 BESIDES, I'M GONNA SIT OVER THERE IN THE CORNER. 1859 01:12:53,970 --> 01:12:55,604 I'M GONNA BE VERY TINY... SHH... LIKE A QUIET MOUSE. 1860 01:12:55,605 --> 01:12:56,805 YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M THERE. 1861 01:12:56,806 --> 01:12:58,874 THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS A GREAT BIG MESS. 1862 01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:02,377 I WANT YOU TO LEAVE NOW. NOW. 1863 01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:04,212 ALL RIGHT. EMILY... 1864 01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:05,347 NOW. OK. 1865 01:13:05,348 --> 01:13:06,682 I'M LEAVING. SHH! 1866 01:13:06,683 --> 01:13:08,684 I'M GONNA CANCEL THE SKINS. I'M 100% BEHIND YOU. 1867 01:13:08,685 --> 01:13:10,920 LOOK AT ME. HERE I GO. 1868 01:13:12,355 --> 01:13:14,891 LIKE I'D MISS THIS. 1869 01:13:17,594 --> 01:13:18,927 EVERYTHING OK? 1870 01:13:18,928 --> 01:13:20,630 OH, JUST PERFECT. 1871 01:13:25,502 --> 01:13:27,235 Andrea: HURRY UP, SHE'S BACK. 1872 01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:28,571 WHAT HAPPENED? 1873 01:13:28,572 --> 01:13:30,873 I DON'T KNOW. SHE JUST, LIKE, TOOK OFF. 1874 01:13:30,874 --> 01:13:32,575 HOW'S YOUR FOOD? 1875 01:13:32,576 --> 01:13:34,142 OH, IT'S FINE. 1876 01:13:34,143 --> 01:13:35,844 I MEAN, I'M SURE IT IS. 1877 01:13:35,845 --> 01:13:37,746 IT ALWAYS IS. HOW'S YOURS? 1878 01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:39,414 COULDN'T BE BETTER. GOOD. 1879 01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:40,616 MARK... EMILY... 1880 01:13:40,617 --> 01:13:42,451 OH, I'M SORRY. YOU GO FIRST. 1881 01:13:42,452 --> 01:13:43,552 NO. YOU, PLEASE. 1882 01:13:43,553 --> 01:13:44,653 NO, I CAN WAIT. 1883 01:13:44,654 --> 01:13:46,490 I INSIST. LADIES FIRST. 1884 01:13:47,356 --> 01:13:48,925 HEH. 1885 01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:51,860 SOMETHING'S WRONG, ISN'T IT? 1886 01:13:51,861 --> 01:13:54,362 MARK, I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1887 01:13:54,363 --> 01:13:55,598 YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING. 1888 01:13:55,599 --> 01:13:57,299 I DON'T WANT TO, BUT I HAVE TO. 1889 01:13:57,300 --> 01:13:58,433 LOOK, EMILY... 1890 01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:00,469 NO, THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH. 1891 01:14:00,470 --> 01:14:02,871 WHAT ARE YOU... COME ON, DON'T BLOW IT, EMILY. 1892 01:14:02,872 --> 01:14:05,541 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT... 1893 01:14:05,542 --> 01:14:08,143 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? THIS IS MY PATIENT. 1894 01:14:08,144 --> 01:14:10,012 I'M WORKING NOW. THANK YOU. 1895 01:14:10,013 --> 01:14:13,616 THE THING IS, I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH, MARK. 1896 01:14:13,617 --> 01:14:15,450 I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU. 1897 01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:17,786 WELL, YOU MAY NOT AFTER YOU HEAR 1898 01:14:17,787 --> 01:14:19,989 WHAT I HAVE TO TELL YOU. 1899 01:14:21,424 --> 01:14:23,726 OH, MY GOSH. THIS ISN'T EASY FOR ME. 1900 01:14:23,727 --> 01:14:25,561 OK, I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT. 1901 01:14:25,562 --> 01:14:27,229 WHAT IS SHE SAYING? WHAT'S GOING ON? 1902 01:14:27,230 --> 01:14:30,398 I DON'T KNOW! I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD'VE BUGGED THE TABLE. 1903 01:14:30,399 --> 01:14:31,734 DANG. 1904 01:14:31,735 --> 01:14:35,303 SO, MY PLAN WAS TO BRING YOU HOME WITH ME TONIGHT 1905 01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:38,340 AND... WELL, YOU KNOW. 1906 01:14:38,341 --> 01:14:39,875 I THINK SO. 1907 01:14:39,876 --> 01:14:42,044 BUT NOW THAT I'M HERE WITH YOU, 1908 01:14:42,045 --> 01:14:43,679 I CAN'T. 1909 01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:46,314 I JUST CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT. 1910 01:14:46,315 --> 01:14:48,183 OH, EMILY. 1911 01:14:48,184 --> 01:14:49,284 OHH. 1912 01:14:49,285 --> 01:14:50,719 SHE'S TELLING HIM EVERYTHING! 1913 01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:52,988 I KNEW SHE DIDN'T HAVE IT IN HER. 1914 01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:57,159 NO, IT WAS WRONG. IT WAS DEVIOUS, DISHONEST... 1915 01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:59,127 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 1916 01:14:59,128 --> 01:15:02,030 YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE GONNA BAIL OUT. 1917 01:15:02,031 --> 01:15:03,431 WHY DIDN'T YOU? 1918 01:15:03,432 --> 01:15:05,300 I SHOULD HAVE. 1919 01:15:05,301 --> 01:15:07,203 GOSH, I WISH I HAD. 1920 01:15:09,238 --> 01:15:11,641 BUT THE TRUTH IS... 1921 01:15:13,476 --> 01:15:15,011 I WANTED TO MEET YOU. 1922 01:15:16,079 --> 01:15:18,480 THAT DAY YOU WALKED IN THE RESTAURANT, 1923 01:15:18,481 --> 01:15:21,349 THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOU, 1924 01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:23,185 I THOUGHT... 1925 01:15:23,186 --> 01:15:26,388 "WOW. HE LOOKS SO NICE, 1926 01:15:26,389 --> 01:15:28,857 CONFIDENT, TOGETHER." 1927 01:15:28,858 --> 01:15:30,225 YOU KNOW, IT'S SILLY, 1928 01:15:30,226 --> 01:15:33,195 BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST GET A FEELING ABOUT SOMEONE, 1929 01:15:33,196 --> 01:15:34,831 EVEN FROM ACROSS THE ROOM. 1930 01:15:36,032 --> 01:15:39,167 LISTEN, IF YOU NEVER WANT TO SPEAK TO ME AGAIN, 1931 01:15:39,168 --> 01:15:40,468 I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND. 1932 01:15:40,469 --> 01:15:43,305 EMILY, I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, 1933 01:15:43,306 --> 01:15:45,174 AND I HOPE THAT... 1934 01:15:46,643 --> 01:15:47,943 WHEN I TELL YOU THIS, 1935 01:15:47,944 --> 01:15:50,478 YOU'LL FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE ME. 1936 01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:53,515 FORGIVE YOU? FOR WHAT? 1937 01:15:53,516 --> 01:15:55,250 WHEN YOU WERE AT THE RESTAURANT 1938 01:15:55,251 --> 01:15:56,886 WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS... 1939 01:16:00,189 --> 01:16:02,258 [NO AUDIO] 1940 01:16:04,460 --> 01:16:07,529 I FELT REALLY BAD ABOUT IT... 1941 01:16:07,530 --> 01:16:10,132 NOT TELLING YOU THE WHOLE THING. 1942 01:16:10,133 --> 01:16:11,533 EMILY. 1943 01:16:11,534 --> 01:16:13,670 OHH. EMILY! 1944 01:16:14,604 --> 01:16:15,804 YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CAMERAS. 1945 01:16:15,805 --> 01:16:19,007 AND THERE'S NO DANG SOUND. 1946 01:16:19,008 --> 01:16:21,309 EMILY, EMILY. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 1947 01:16:21,310 --> 01:16:23,812 EMILY, EMILY, EMILY. LISTEN, LISTEN, PLEASE. 1948 01:16:23,813 --> 01:16:25,614 JUST PLEASE. SIT HERE. COME ON, BABY. SIT HERE. 1949 01:16:25,615 --> 01:16:26,649 WHAT THE... 1950 01:16:26,650 --> 01:16:28,817 EXCUSE ME. EMILY... 1951 01:16:28,818 --> 01:16:31,787 I DIDN'T PLAN ANY OF THIS. IT JUST HAPPENED. 1952 01:16:31,788 --> 01:16:33,221 Man: YOU KNOW HIM? 1953 01:16:33,222 --> 01:16:35,958 I MEAN, I HEARD YOUR VOICES, I LOOKED OVER. 1954 01:16:35,959 --> 01:16:37,392 I SAW 3 BEAUTIFUL LADIES 1955 01:16:37,393 --> 01:16:39,261 TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY EACH WERE GONNA HAVE SEX 1956 01:16:39,262 --> 01:16:41,596 WITH THE NEXT GUY THAT WALKS IN THE DOOR. 1957 01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:42,631 3 OF 'EM? 1958 01:16:42,632 --> 01:16:44,700 HONESTLY, I GOT CAUGHT UP, OK? 1959 01:16:44,701 --> 01:16:47,302 WHAT WAS I TO DO? EMILY, A GUY LIKE ME... 1960 01:16:47,303 --> 01:16:49,537 I'D BE LUCKY TO MEET ONE OF YOU IN A LIFETIME, 1961 01:16:49,538 --> 01:16:50,739 MUCH LESS 3. 1962 01:16:50,740 --> 01:16:52,374 Man: OH, THEY'RE FREAKS! 1963 01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:53,709 I THINK ANY MAN IN MY POSITION 1964 01:16:53,710 --> 01:16:55,610 WOULD'VE AT LEAST CONSIDERED THE SAME THING. 1965 01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:58,847 LOOK, MY MAN, IF 3 BEAUTIFUL WOMEN 1966 01:16:58,848 --> 01:17:00,916 WANTED TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU, WOULD THAT BE A PROBLEM? 1967 01:17:00,917 --> 01:17:02,985 FOR ME? NO. BUT FOR MY WIFE? 1968 01:17:02,986 --> 01:17:05,253 SHE DON'T GET DOWN LIKE THAT NO MORE, PLAYER. 1969 01:17:05,254 --> 01:17:08,156 DON'T TELL 'EM MY... UM... HEH. WAIT A MINUTE. 1970 01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:10,993 MAYBE WE SHOULD LET THEM HAVE THIS TABLE. 1971 01:17:10,994 --> 01:17:12,494 NO. I'M SORRY. I APOLOGIZE. 1972 01:17:12,495 --> 01:17:13,862 WE'RE RUINING YOUR DINNER. 1973 01:17:13,863 --> 01:17:15,731 NO, NOT REALLY, MAN. THIS IS OFF THE CHAIN. 1974 01:17:15,732 --> 01:17:17,032 I LOVE THIS. 1975 01:17:17,033 --> 01:17:18,901 WAIT, WAIT, GEORGE, GEORGE, DON'T YOU GET IT? 1976 01:17:18,902 --> 01:17:22,237 THIS IS ONE OF THOSE, UH, HIDDEN CAMERA TV SHOWS. 1977 01:17:22,238 --> 01:17:23,405 YOU KIDDIN'! NO! 1978 01:17:23,406 --> 01:17:24,572 WHERE THE CAMERA AT? 1979 01:17:24,573 --> 01:17:25,808 I DON'T KNOW. THEY HIDE 'EM SOMEWHERE. 1980 01:17:25,809 --> 01:17:27,342 OH! OFF THE CHAIN. 1981 01:17:27,343 --> 01:17:28,543 EMILY... OH. 1982 01:17:28,544 --> 01:17:29,878 GLAD I WORE MY NICE DRESS. 1983 01:17:29,879 --> 01:17:32,681 YOU SAID IT YOURSELF. YOU'RE AS GUILTY AS I AM. 1984 01:17:32,682 --> 01:17:34,482 AND THE WAY I SEE IT, 1985 01:17:34,483 --> 01:17:36,551 IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR CONTEST, 1986 01:17:36,552 --> 01:17:38,087 WE WOULDN'T HAVE MET. 1987 01:17:40,556 --> 01:17:41,824 EMILY, PLEASE. 1988 01:17:41,825 --> 01:17:43,625 I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU. 1989 01:17:43,626 --> 01:17:46,428 OHH. GO AHEAD. FORGIVE HIM, GIRL. 1990 01:17:46,429 --> 01:17:48,663 HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY. 1991 01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:49,898 AND Y'ALL LOOK GREAT TOGETHER. 1992 01:17:49,899 --> 01:17:51,399 I MEAN, PERFECT. BETTER THAN PERFECT. 1993 01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:52,634 Y'ALL DO. HEH. 1994 01:17:52,635 --> 01:17:54,937 EMILY... 1995 01:17:54,938 --> 01:17:58,406 I HAVE NEVER SAID THIS TO ANYONE IN MY LIFE. 1996 01:17:58,407 --> 01:17:59,607 WHEN I LOOK AT YOU, 1997 01:17:59,608 --> 01:18:01,176 I SEE EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED. 1998 01:18:01,177 --> 01:18:03,645 HEY, I DON'T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS. 1999 01:18:03,646 --> 01:18:06,114 BUT THE ONE THING THAT I AM SO SURE OF 2000 01:18:06,115 --> 01:18:08,817 IS THAT I WANT A CHANCE TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE. 2001 01:18:08,818 --> 01:18:12,254 OH. THAT IS SO SWEET. 2002 01:18:12,255 --> 01:18:14,289 WHY YOU NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT? 2003 01:18:14,290 --> 01:18:16,391 THIS IS TV, GIRL. THIS AIN'T REAL. 2004 01:18:16,392 --> 01:18:17,760 GET YOUR MIND RIGHT. 2005 01:18:17,761 --> 01:18:18,794 SHUT UP. 2006 01:18:18,795 --> 01:18:21,263 EMILY, UNLESS I'M WRONG, 2007 01:18:21,264 --> 01:18:24,801 YOU DO HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME, DON'T YOU? 2008 01:18:25,634 --> 01:18:27,302 GOOD. 2009 01:18:27,303 --> 01:18:30,438 THAT IS GOOD. 2010 01:18:30,439 --> 01:18:32,107 SO, UH... 2011 01:18:32,108 --> 01:18:34,843 HOW ABOUT, UH, WE START OVER? 2012 01:18:34,844 --> 01:18:37,612 YOU KNOW? NO MORE GAMES. 2013 01:18:37,613 --> 01:18:38,947 TOTAL HONESTY FROM HERE ON. 2014 01:18:38,948 --> 01:18:40,983 GO, GIRL. GIVE HIM ANOTHER SHOT. 2015 01:18:40,984 --> 01:18:43,318 EMILY, YOU COULD DO THAT. IT'S WORTH IT. 2016 01:18:43,319 --> 01:18:44,419 HEH. 2017 01:18:44,420 --> 01:18:45,889 GO AHEAD. 2018 01:18:47,056 --> 01:18:49,157 WHY DON'T WE GO FOR A WALK? 2019 01:18:49,158 --> 01:18:51,293 YEAH. COME ON. 2020 01:18:51,294 --> 01:18:52,861 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHERE Y'ALL GOIN'? 2021 01:18:52,862 --> 01:18:54,596 HEY, HEY, WHERE YOU GOIN'? 2022 01:18:54,597 --> 01:18:56,131 THE SHOW JUST STARTED. 2023 01:18:56,132 --> 01:18:58,100 WE GOT 30 MINUTES, DON'T WE? 2024 01:18:58,101 --> 01:19:00,368 ALL RIGHT, NOW. Y'ALL WAS GOOD, THOUGH. 2025 01:19:00,369 --> 01:19:02,004 THAT WAS GOOD. THAT WAS A GOOD PERFORMANCE. 2026 01:19:02,005 --> 01:19:03,271 Y'ALL WERE DA BOMB! 2027 01:19:03,272 --> 01:19:05,407 OH, MAN, THAT'S A GOLDEN GLOBE. 2028 01:19:05,408 --> 01:19:08,844 GOLDEN GLOBE FOR SURE! I ALMOST DROPPED A TEAR! 2029 01:19:08,845 --> 01:19:10,245 SHOOT. HA HA! 2030 01:19:10,246 --> 01:19:12,247 I THINK I SAW HIM ON THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS. 2031 01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:14,016 YOU THINK WE'LL GET A CHECK FOR BEING ON THE SHOW? 2032 01:19:14,017 --> 01:19:15,450 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT A CHECK, 2033 01:19:15,451 --> 01:19:17,385 BUT YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR EYES IN YOUR HEAD NEXT TIME. 2034 01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:18,586 I SAW YOU LOOKIN' AT HER. 2035 01:19:18,587 --> 01:19:19,721 WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT... 2036 01:19:19,722 --> 01:19:21,023 I SAW YOU LOOKIN' AT HER! 2037 01:19:21,024 --> 01:19:22,891 HEH. YOU GOTTA KEEP BRINGIN' IT UP, OK? 2038 01:19:22,892 --> 01:19:24,626 SPEAKIN' OF CHECKS... CHECK, PLEASE! 2039 01:19:24,627 --> 01:19:25,727 GIVE HIM THE CHECK. 2040 01:19:25,728 --> 01:19:26,761 NAH, YOU KNOW I AIN'T GOT IT. 2041 01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:28,096 WE'LL GO TO JAIL TOGETHER. 2042 01:19:28,097 --> 01:19:29,898 I AIN'T GOIN' TO JAIL. YOU ALREADY BEEN 5 TIMES. 2043 01:19:29,899 --> 01:19:31,099 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 2044 01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:32,367 AT LEAST I'LL BE FULL, AND I KNOW PEOPLE. 2045 01:19:32,368 --> 01:19:33,368 OH, YOU FULL, ALL RIGHT. 2046 01:19:33,369 --> 01:19:34,636 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. THEY'RE GONNA GET YOU. 2047 01:19:34,637 --> 01:19:35,670 FULL OF STUFF! 2048 01:19:35,671 --> 01:19:37,039 I GOTTA GET UP OUT OF HERE... 2049 01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:39,174 LET ME GO BUY YOU A DRINK. 2050 01:19:39,175 --> 01:19:40,809 HEH. MAKE IT A DOUBLE. 2051 01:19:40,810 --> 01:19:43,246 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 2052 01:19:48,151 --> 01:19:50,453 CAN I GET YOU ANOTHER DRINK? 2053 01:19:51,654 --> 01:19:53,255 HEH. HELLO. 2054 01:19:53,256 --> 01:19:54,957 HI. 2055 01:19:54,958 --> 01:19:56,491 YOU WANT TO BUY ME A DRINK? 2056 01:19:56,492 --> 01:19:59,361 YEAH. UNLESS I'M INTRUDING. 2057 01:19:59,362 --> 01:20:00,929 OH, INTRUDE AWAY. 2058 01:20:00,930 --> 01:20:03,298 HEH. BARTENDER, ANOTHER, UM... 2059 01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:04,699 OH, A KIR ROYALE. 2060 01:20:04,700 --> 01:20:07,669 KIR ROYALE FOR THE LOVELY LADY, 2061 01:20:07,670 --> 01:20:09,337 AND ONE FOR ME AS WELL. 2062 01:20:09,338 --> 01:20:14,843 ♪ SOMETHING THIS GOOD NEVER LASTS FOREVER ♪ 2063 01:20:14,844 --> 01:20:20,315 ♪ I WANT IT TO BE THE FIRST TIME, BABY ♪ 2064 01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:26,488 ♪ I'M TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT ♪ 2065 01:20:26,489 --> 01:20:31,493 ♪ SOMETHING MUCH MORE THAN USUAL ♪ 2066 01:20:31,494 --> 01:20:36,631 ♪ AND SOMETHING THIS GOOD NEVER LASTS FOREVER... ♪ 2067 01:20:36,632 --> 01:20:38,766 Andrea, voice over: SO, LAUREN AND I GOT PLAYED, 2068 01:20:38,767 --> 01:20:40,869 AND EMILY ENDS UP WITH MARK. 2069 01:20:40,870 --> 01:20:42,704 THAT'S OK. 2070 01:20:42,705 --> 01:20:45,207 LIKE I SAID, SHE IS MY GIRL, 2071 01:20:45,208 --> 01:20:47,509 AND I TAUGHT HER EVERYTHING SHE KNOWS. 2072 01:20:47,510 --> 01:20:49,711 AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, 2073 01:20:49,712 --> 01:20:51,947 THEY DO LOOK KIND OF GOOD TOGETHER. 2074 01:20:51,948 --> 01:20:53,949 BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THEM. 2075 01:20:53,950 --> 01:20:57,153 NOW... BACK TO ME. 2076 01:20:58,421 --> 01:21:00,155 KNEW I SHOULD'VE LEFT THAT CLUB EARLY. 2077 01:21:00,156 --> 01:21:02,724 THAT'S THE RESTAURANT WE SHOULD'VE BEEN GOIN' TO. 2078 01:21:02,725 --> 01:21:03,858 OK. WE'D HAVE 3 OF 'EM. 2079 01:21:03,859 --> 01:21:05,961 3 OF 'EM COME IN... TOGETHER! 2080 01:21:05,962 --> 01:21:07,262 I'M OUTTA HERE. 2081 01:21:07,263 --> 01:21:09,131 YOU DONE HELD ME BACK LONG ENOUGH. 2082 01:21:09,132 --> 01:21:11,099 HEH HEH. I GOT DREAMS. 2083 01:21:11,100 --> 01:21:12,600 MM-HMM. I KNOW YOU GOT DREAMS. 2084 01:21:12,601 --> 01:21:13,868 THAT MAN GOT 3 OF 'EM. 2085 01:21:13,869 --> 01:21:15,337 HA HA! 3 OF 'EM. 2086 01:21:15,338 --> 01:21:16,671 HA HA HA HA! 2087 01:21:16,672 --> 01:21:18,440 ♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪ 2088 01:21:18,441 --> 01:21:21,709 ♪ FOR THE THINGS THAT YOU DO MAKE ME FEEL... ♪ 2089 01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:23,778 [LAUGHTER] 2090 01:21:23,779 --> 01:21:25,280 UHH! 2091 01:21:25,281 --> 01:21:27,715 THAT WAS GREAT... SOMEWHAT. BUT OK. 2092 01:21:27,716 --> 01:21:29,017 HA HA HA! 2093 01:21:29,018 --> 01:21:31,019 2 MORE. YOU ALL RIGHT. 2094 01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:32,687 I'M GETTIN' TIRED. ALL RIGHT. 2095 01:21:32,688 --> 01:21:34,089 YEAH. CUT. 2096 01:21:34,090 --> 01:21:35,790 THAT GIRL WAS CRAZY, IF YOU ASK ME. 2097 01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:37,125 SHE MADE A BIG MISTAKE. 2098 01:21:37,126 --> 01:21:38,660 [SOBBING] YOU DANG RIGHT. 2099 01:21:38,661 --> 01:21:40,495 [BOTH LAUGH] 2100 01:21:40,496 --> 01:21:42,797 [FILM CREW LAUGHING] 2101 01:21:42,798 --> 01:21:44,899 TANYA... WHERE YOU AT, GIRL? 2102 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:46,568 I THOUGHT YOU WAS GOIN' TO THE BATHROOM. 2103 01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:49,037 YOU LEFT ME HERE. I DON'T HAVE NO MONEY. 2104 01:21:49,038 --> 01:21:51,039 BUT YOU DONE LEFT ME FOR THE LAST TIME. 2105 01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:52,907 WHAT UP, WHAT UP, WHAT UP, WHAT UP? 2106 01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:55,310 OH, MY BOY. BABY, WHAT IS UP? 2107 01:21:55,311 --> 01:21:57,212 YOU AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE WHAT WENT DOWN 2108 01:21:57,213 --> 01:22:00,815 THIS HERE EVENIN' IN THIS RESTAURANT. OH! 2109 01:22:00,816 --> 01:22:02,217 MAN, I DONE MESSED AROUND 2110 01:22:02,218 --> 01:22:04,319 AND FELL UP IN A REALITY SHOW. 2111 01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:05,520 I MEAN, LORD, HAVE MERCY. 2112 01:22:05,521 --> 01:22:08,890 THIS WOMAN, FINER THAN A GOVERNMENT JOB! 2113 01:22:08,891 --> 01:22:12,961 LEVEL FROM 1 TO 10... SHE'S A LEVEL 15! 2114 01:22:12,962 --> 01:22:14,296 15! 2115 01:22:14,297 --> 01:22:16,198 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THEM. ALL OF 'EM WAS FINE. 2116 01:22:16,199 --> 01:22:18,500 BASKIN-ROBBINS... HE HAD ALL KINDA FLAVORS. 2117 01:22:18,501 --> 01:22:20,702 ONE WAS FRENCH VANILLA, ONE WAS VANILLA, 2118 01:22:20,703 --> 01:22:22,570 AND ONE WAS CHOC-A-LOT! 2119 01:22:22,571 --> 01:22:24,239 YEAH, AND THEY VIDEOTAPED IT, THOUGH, 2120 01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:26,208 SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE LOVE WITH YOUR SHIRT ON, 2121 01:22:26,209 --> 01:22:28,676 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU GOT MALE BREASTS AND STUFF. 2122 01:22:28,677 --> 01:22:30,979 THAT KIND OF THING MIGHT BREAK YOU OUT, YOU KNOW? 2123 01:22:30,980 --> 01:22:32,880 YEAH! FINE WOMEN. 2124 01:22:32,881 --> 01:22:34,649 I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT GOT THEY OWN MONEY, 2125 01:22:34,650 --> 01:22:35,551 FACE DONE, NAILS... 2126 01:22:35,552 --> 01:22:37,119 AIN'T LIKE THE WOMEN WE MESS WITH, 2127 01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:39,054 YOU KNOW, GOT 3 FINGERS AND STUFF LIKE THAT. 2128 01:22:39,055 --> 01:22:40,822 IT'S HARD MAKIN' LOVE TO A WOMAN WITH 3 FINGERS. 2129 01:22:40,823 --> 01:22:43,992 THEY RUB ON YOUR BACK, YOU START SQUIRMIN' AND STUFF. 2130 01:22:43,993 --> 01:22:45,727 OH, LORD! YEAH! 2131 01:22:45,728 --> 01:22:48,530 YOU GOT TO GET DOWN HERE. MAN, I'M NOT LYIN'. 2132 01:22:48,531 --> 01:22:50,365 BETTER THAN THE MIDGETS YOU EVER HAD. 2133 01:22:50,366 --> 01:22:52,200 LEAVE THE TOYS AT HOME, MAN. 2134 01:22:52,201 --> 01:22:54,136 YOU'RE GOIN' TO HELL IN A LIMO. 2135 01:22:54,137 --> 01:22:55,870 YOU NEED TO GET YOUR MIND RIGHT. 2136 01:22:55,871 --> 01:22:58,073 DO YOU KNOW I AM THE MAN? 2137 01:22:58,074 --> 01:22:59,474 HEY, BABY. I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU. 2138 01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:02,410 BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, LOOK, I MEAN IT THIS TIME... 2139 01:23:02,411 --> 01:23:04,212 I KNOW I AIN'T MADE LOVE PAST THE COMMERCIAL, 2140 01:23:04,213 --> 01:23:06,414 BUT YOU TALKIN' TO A NEW MAN NOW, BABY. 2141 01:23:06,415 --> 01:23:08,950 AND I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU LIKE YOU NEVER HAD IT BEFORE. 2142 01:23:08,951 --> 01:23:11,319 FORGET VIAGRA. I HAD DIAGNA. 2143 01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:13,221 THAT MEAN I'VE BEEN DENIED. 2144 01:23:13,222 --> 01:23:14,922 I'M TELLING YOU, I'M HAVING AN EPIPHANY 2145 01:23:14,923 --> 01:23:17,225 ABOUT ME AND YOU RIGHT NOW. 2146 01:23:17,226 --> 01:23:19,361 WELL, WHO IS THIS? 2147 01:23:19,362 --> 01:23:21,896 I DON'T KNOW NO LAQUISHA. 2148 01:23:21,897 --> 01:23:23,165 WELL, I'D LIKE TO KNOW YOU. 2149 01:23:23,166 --> 01:23:24,866 I MEAN, THE OFFER STANDS FOR YOU, TOO. 2150 01:23:24,867 --> 01:23:26,634 I MEAN, IF YOU COME PICK ME UP. 2151 01:23:26,635 --> 01:23:28,070 CUT. HA HA! I'M SORRY. 2152 01:23:28,071 --> 01:23:29,837 [FILM CREW LAUGHING] 2153 01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:32,840 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NEW LINE HOME ENTERTAINMENT 2154 01:23:32,841 --> 01:23:36,044 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE ...www.ncicap.org... 2155 01:23:36,045 --> 01:23:37,945 ♪ LET ME SHOW YOU JUST HOW COOL ♪ 2156 01:23:37,946 --> 01:23:39,414 ♪ I THINK OUR THING COULD BE ♪ 2157 01:23:39,415 --> 01:23:42,350 ♪ ALL I WANT IS YOUR GOOD LOVIN', WHOO ♪ 2158 01:23:42,351 --> 01:23:45,120 ♪ I'M FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪ 2159 01:23:45,121 --> 01:23:48,590 ♪ FOR THE THINGS THAT YOU DO MAKE ME FEEL ♪ 2160 01:23:48,591 --> 01:23:50,525 ♪ LIKE I'M ONE WITH THE WORLD ♪ 2161 01:23:50,526 --> 01:23:52,760 ♪ YEAH, WITH THIS WORLD ♪ 2162 01:23:52,761 --> 01:23:54,329 ♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪ 2163 01:23:54,330 --> 01:23:56,764 ♪ BOY, MY HEART WILL BE TRUE ♪ 2164 01:23:56,765 --> 01:24:01,736 ♪ JUST AS LONG AS I'LL BE YOUR GIRL ♪ 2165 01:24:01,737 --> 01:24:04,207 [REGGAE SINGER TOASTING] 2166 01:24:18,254 --> 01:24:19,754 ♪ OHH ♪ 2167 01:24:19,755 --> 01:24:22,190 ♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪ 2168 01:24:22,191 --> 01:24:25,627 ♪ FOR THE THINGS THAT YOU DO MAKE ME FEEL ♪ 2169 01:24:25,628 --> 01:24:27,262 ♪ LIKE I'M ONE WITH THE WORLD ♪ 2170 01:24:27,263 --> 01:24:28,896 ♪ I'M ONE WITH THE WORLD ♪ 2171 01:24:28,897 --> 01:24:30,332 ♪ FALLIN' FOR YOU ♪ 2172 01:24:30,333 --> 01:24:32,200 ♪ I'M FALLIN' FOR YOU, BABE ♪ 2173 01:24:32,201 --> 01:24:33,568 ♪ BOY, MY HEART WILL BE TRUE ♪ 2174 01:24:33,569 --> 01:24:36,871 ♪ JUST AS LONG AS I'LL BE YOUR GIRL ♪ 2175 01:24:36,872 --> 01:24:39,274 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR BABY, YEAH ♪ 2176 01:24:39,275 --> 01:24:41,509 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR BABY ♪ 2177 01:24:41,510 --> 01:24:45,080 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR BABY... ♪ 136284

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