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Ahh, the Grand Bazaar of Istanbird.

History's firstand finest strip mall.

[sniffing] Ahh... Mmm...

Dew I smell adventure?

Don't mind if I Dew...ey?! Come on!

Don't let the savory scent of shish kabob distract ya.

-[growls] -It'll be a reward

after we find the Split Sword of Swanstantine.

Swanstantine the Greatwas a warrior-king.

It's said his mystical sword

channeled the bearer's inner strength.

When he died, the king ordered the sword

be divided into three pieces

and hidden within the very cityhe founded centuries ago.

Sword, centuries, shish kabob, got it.

-To adventure--! -It's gonna take more than gusto.

Yes, it's going to take Verum Fortetudenum.

-Yeah, sure, sure, sure. Sure. Sure. -Uh... Uh...

True strength?According to Finch's journal,

only those in tunewith their inner strength

could claim the sword from "the Heavens,"

"the Underworld," and "Splendor of the Earth."

I don't know what that part means.

The five of us must work together as a family,

and what are you two doing here?

We were sleeping over,and you said,

"Everyone in the plane."So we got in the plane.

Well, do you-- do you like history?

-Meh. -It is my life.

That's the spirit!

-Best friend road trip! -[all] Aah!

[chuckles]

Hurry now, barines, FOWL will be after the sword, too.

They could be lurking... anywhere!

-Aah! -Nice try, Heron!

Oh, I'm-- I'm sorry,ma'am, you looked like

this vile villain I know.

[screaming, grunting]

Ever the gentleman, McDuck!

-Whoa! -Boo!

-[punch landing] -[groans]

Consider your treasure hunt officially FOWLed up!

-[all grunt] -[device beeps]

Agents, I have Top Hat distracted.

Find that sword!

Oh!

[all gasp]

Yah!

-Aah! -[all gasp]

Kids, I'll handle her.Pair off!

And procure the precious partsbefore FOWL does!

Should I change out of my pajamas first, or--?

-Let's go! -Aah!

♪ Life is like a hurricane ♪

♪ Here in Duckburg

♪ Race cars, lasers, airplanes ♪

♪ It's a duck blur

♪ Might solve a mystery

♪ Or rewrite history

♪ DuckTales, whoo-ooh

♪ Every day they're out there making ♪

♪ DuckTales, whoo-ooh

♪ Tales of derring-do Bad and good luck tales ♪

♪ Whoo-ooh

[Webby] OK, if we wanna find

the sword piece we're after,

we can't do anything to alert FOWL.

You, sword? Looking for a sword!

Looking for a sword here! Do you have a sword?

Or we can blindly ask every person we see.

According to Finch's journal,

our piece of the sword resides in the "Heavens."

Aw, how am I gonna get to heaven

when legends live forever?

We have to rely on our inner strengths.

Keen observation.

[gasps] Oh, there it is!

Oh! We could followthat FOWL lady

and beat her to it.

[gasps] Agent Dee!

OK, OK, no problem.We can use those platforms

to figure out a way up there first.

Hear that, tech-head?

Prepare to getControl-Alt- Dew-leted.

[gasps] As long as she doesn't realize we're here.

Oh, this is a heck of a predicament.

[gears whirring, beeping]

On one hand, I don't wanna hurt you two,

but in my other hand, I have a flash bomb.

-[bang] -[Dewey] Uh, Webs?

[Webby] Dewey?!

I-- I can't see anything!

It's a flash bomb!

It should wear off in a few minutes.

We don't have a few minutes!

OK, OK. Inner strength time, baby.

Just hold my hand, and we can make it through this.

Dewey? Dewey!

[Dewey] Look up!

Or, uh, listen up, I guess!

[grunting]

[groaning]

How'd you get up there so fast?!

I don't know! I just Dewey'd it.

Oh! Stay up there! I'll get to you... somehow...

I think there's a step here-- Whoa! Nope.

Gotta be a step here-- Aah! OK, nope, whoa, maybe...

Don't worry.I'll beat her up there

with the help of my trustynew kitty sidekick, Fluffy.

[hissing]

-Your what?! -[Dewey] You're like one of those

-hairless helper cats, right, Fluffy? -[snake hissing]

He said yesssss!

Oh, man. I'm coming, Dewey!

-[hissing] -[grunts]

You made it! Let's go!

OK, we got lucky so far, but without our sight,

we'll have to use our other senses.

Hearing, touch--

Dewey's tasting his wayto the top!

But we don't know what's ahead!

You could totally...

[grunts]

Nailed it!

...make it through just fine?

Ohh!

[both grunting]

Ohh! Phew...

You may have bested me before, McDuck, but not this time!

Ach, that's what you said the last four times!

[both grunting]

Whoa! [exclaiming, gasping]

[playful grunting]

I'm tasting victory!

[grunting] And splinters.

Wait, that's it! Dewey's inner strength

is his confidence! I can just follow

in his brash, bold footsteps! Which way?

Just take a huge leap towards the sound of my voi--

[screams]

-I'm OK! -What was that sound?

Should I still leaptoward your voice?

I don't know! Just jump!

But... what if there'sno platform and I fall?

Oh. Then don't jump.

I think I can find the sword myself.

-[clattering] -Sword... sword?

Sword, sword, sword. Sword, come on, sword.

Sword?

-Whoa! -Dewey!

It's OK! I can't see the danger!

[ears ringing]

Whoa! My vision is coming back!

I'm gonna die!

Oh, no. OK. Inner strengths.

Find another platform, scan your knowledge

of Middle Eastern architecture--

Oh! Maybe I can echolocate

using sound waves like a bat!

Skree! Skree!

[whimpers, screaming]

Dewey!

[screaming continues, grunts]

Whoa! Your sight's back?

Nope! I'm just Dewey-ing it!

Then I'll be your Webb-eyes.

Cute. Shame you won'tsee this coming.

-Webby, front kick, now! -[grunts]

-[ears ringing] -Ugh! You fried my eye circuits!

Whoa! Whoa!

Oh, heh...

Whoa!

[both grunt]

We totally DeWebby'd it!

Aw! It looks like our true inner strength

-was our friendship! -[hissing]

And the friends we made along the way.

-Right, Fluffy? -[hisses]

[both screaming]

[Dewey and Webby screaming]

[both grunting]

[Host clears throat] Pardon me,

but do you have a reservation?

Oh, uh, did you-- eh...

[sighs] I suppose we have room available on the patio.

I guess this whoopingwill have to be al fresco!

OK, so the Cross Guard of the Sword

is supposed to be in the--

The Underworld, yes.

I've procured penniesto pay the ferryman

to travel the River Styx.Also, I found this axe.

Whoa, Violet! If I know a thing or two about legend,

it's that all this flowery "Underworld" language

is just a cover for a con. Come on!

[screaming, blubbering]

What is this place, exactly?

The Spice-a-torium! A notorious underworld

spice exchange known for the shadiest of dealings.

-[man growls] -Mm-hmm...

This seems extraordinarily and unnecessarily dangerous.

Maybe for Louie and Violet, but not for...

-The Silver-Tongued Serpent. -[gasps]

And this is my colleague, the notorious Violent Saber.

We're here to speak to the Spice Baron.

The Silver-Tongued Serpent?

Just a little alias I've been developing.

The underworld runs on gossip.

I tell a few lies here, spread some rumors there,

and voila, I'm a legend of the criminal underworld.

So our survivaldepends on your ability

to convincea bunch of criminals that you

are even more dangerousthan them by lying.

Stick to your strengths.

But what if you have tolive up to the legends?

That's a Future Louie problem. There's the Sword Guard!

[laughs] What an honor!

The Serpent, gracing us with his presence.

Ah, Cristoph, old friend, hello!

Christoph?

I'm looking to spruce upthe decor in my torture dungeon

and I heard you werein possession of

Swanstantine's Sword Guard.

Oh, dear, Serpent, you've put me in such a pickle.

I don't want to incur your wrath,

but I also want this man's 50 pounds of gold.

[toilet flushes]

All right, Condiment Duke, or whatever you call yourself,

John D. Rockerduck shall have his Guard.

Eh, what's this hullabaloo?

FOWL beat us here?

You had to stopfor that liver kabob.

I don't have to tell youwhat happened

to the King of Si-Ham when he crossed me.

[all gasp]

I'm sorry, mein freund,

but the Silver-Tongued Serpent

demands the Guard, and he's not to be displeased.

[laughs] Silver-Tongued what? He's a mere child,

a drooling, blabbering, buttercup.

And I'm me, the heir apparent of the Rockerduck fortune,

ruthless rustler, and the greatest land baron

of the American West. In America!

Well, it seems we will settle this

the way we settle all feuds.

[all] Spice-Off!

This will put some featherson your chest.

[gasps] That's Cobra Zest! Demon Pepper!

La Muerte Instantania.

The Instant Death.Perhaps we should come clean.

Perhaps we should bail!

The first player to drop a single bead of sweat

loses the game! Or worse.

-[grunting] -[growls]

[gasping]

[hisses]

[groans, belches]

-[coughs lightly] -Oh, boy.

-[all growl] -I mean, oh, boy!

[Rockerduck] Why so nervous, Serpent?

It's merely a Spice-Off, a ritualistic duel

known by even the most unseasoned of criminals.

[chuckles] Unseasoned, it's a pun, spice pun.

Everyone, laugh! Laugh at my spice pun!

But rumor has it that the Serpent

is the fastest spice shooterin three continents. Am I right?

[gulps]

[slurping, sighs]

[crowd oohs]

[slurping] Yes, well, all of my taste buds

were singed off when I was cryogenically frozen, ha-ha!

Alas, I'll never again enjoy my beloved deviled eggs.

Aw, come now, the Baby Snake isn't afraid

of a little paprika, is he?

Heh-heh, yeah, I once polished off

a batch of Haunted Ghost Pepper Gumbo

at the Spoonerville Feisty Fiesta Cook-Off.

Yeah, I got an iron esophagus, it's pretty cool.

-Look! It's something else over there! -[all gasp]

-[sizzles] -Huh? Why?!

[sighs] Mmm! Goes down like a glass of goat's milk.

-[all gasp] -Mmm!

[indistinct whispers]

What is the meaning of this?!

Surely the legendary Serpent is no cheater.

Because we all know what happens to cheaters here.

Wait, cheaters or cheetahs?

Both!

[whimpers]

Huh?

Ehh... [groaning]

-I can't do it! -[all gasp]

[whimpering]

-[slurping] -[all gasping]

-[gulps] -Because she's going to!

[murmuring]

[gasps] Dry as a bone!

Truly, the Serpent and the Saber are mighty!

-[pounds table] -Mighty?! They've played you for bumpkins.

Don't you fools know who that is? It's Louie Duck!

-[all gasping] -They're not notorious criminals!

-They're just kids! -[all shouting]

[gasps] Wait. You're the Louie Duck?

Um, yeah?

The very Louie Duck who vanquished the Bombie,

overthrew the Pharaoh Toth Rah,and crushed Scrooge McDuck's

greatest enemies with a single pen stroke!

Uh... so says Violet Saberwing,conqueror of the Shadow Realm

and scourge of the dread sorceress Magica De Spell.

[all cheering]

Now you see why we go by fake names?

Because the truth of usis far more terrifying.

Jahozafat and sarsaparilla! Of all the times

for my bodyguard to be a baby! Oh! Aah!

We have... a winner! Yah!

[gasps] Don't touch me! I have money!

Oh, but don't touch that, either!

Don't touch me or my money! Aah!

-Try something. -[whimpering, screaming]

Looks like our true strength was just the truth!

Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah,

but how did you swallowall that spice?

Tibetan focus techniques, and a membership

to the Spice of the Month Club. Also, my mouth is on fire.

-Excuse me. [gasps] -[steam whistling]

The Bladeof Swanstantine's Sword

is in Splendor of the Earth.Hmm. I'm gonna need

graphing paper, a compass,color-coded flow charts--

An excuse for when FOWL beats us to the Blade

because you were staring at some dumb book?

I know we have to act quickly.Just let me cross reference

Finch's notes with the city's layouts to--

-[Lena] We're standing on it, man. -Huh?

-Ha! -Of course! It's in the earth!

The South Arrow for Swanstantine!

[clears throat] According to legend,

we must tap into our true strength

to free the Blade and--

Hammers are strong!

[gasps, stammering]

This is an ancient historical artifact!

There's a right way to do this

without wrecking everything.

-[grunts] -[crashes]

[both grunting]

[sighs] See? We did it!

Well, thank you! That's not the first time

I got a nerd to do my homework! [laughs]

Steelbeak?!

-Mmm! Now, gimme! -[cup crashes]

[magical whoosh]

[gasps, whimpers]

-What is happening? -Oh, I froze time

and put us in your mindscape.

You can do this?! Why don't you

use your magic to get the Blade?

Dude, I had, like, halfa second. How about a simple,

"Thanks for not letting meget pecked to death, Lena"?

This'll give us some time

to figure out howto stop that lug.

Wait. If we're frozenin my mind,

then we haveall the time in the world!

I could analyzeevery possible scenario!

I was thinking, you know,figuring out where to punch him.

Fighting is chaos.

We can't give into the animal within.

We need strategy. The perfect plan.

We could...run infinite simulations!

-Let's do this! -[sighs]

-Now, gimme! -[yelping]

OK, escape is not an option.

[grunts]

Now, gimme!

Now, hold on a second,Mr. Beak.

You want the Blade,I want the Blade.

There's no reason why wecan't come to an understanding.

-Yah! -[gasps]

-Aah! [grunts] -[Lena snaps]

Now, why would you wanta Golden Blade when I have this?

A bucket of delicious bolts,

the perfect snacky-poofor a Steelbeak!

-[gulps] -Yah! Aah!

[grunts]

[sobbing] Please, sir, no!

Don't hurt me!This Blade is all I have!

And... I... I love you?

-[punch lands] -[Lena snaps]

Allow me to introduce myself.

The name is Mervyn Birdwhistle.Uh, you don't care, do you?

-[punch lands] -[Lena snaps]

What sword?

[whimpers]

-[punch lands] -[Lena snaps]

Your trash man?

-[punch lands] -[Lena snaps]

[child's voice]I'm you as a boy!

-[punch lands] -[grunts]

-[punch lands] -[Lena snaps]

-[punch lands] -[Lena snaps]

-[punch lands] -Ohh!

-[camera snaps] -Ugh! Nothing is working!

Yeah, dude, there's nothinking around this.

You're gonna haveto face him head-on.

No! I can figure this out!

-[magical whirring] -Ugh! Think smarter, Huey!

[groans] You can do this! Ugh!

[pounding]

Hm, a secret Huey mind-door.

What is "the Duke of Making a Mess"?

-Nothing! -[pounds]

No, don't open it!

[growling]

[screaming maniacally]

-[screaming continues] -[groaning]

Yah! And stay in there!

Huey! That's your true strength!

You have that hiding inside you?!

Deep, deep down.Where it belongs.

The Duke of Making a Messis the part of

me that is pure emotion.

Gets in the way of my thinking

and is against everythingI stand for.

Take it from someonewho used to be Magica's shadow.

-[pounding] -You can't ignore the parts of yourself you don't like.

Even the parts you're afraid of.

You gotta own them.

But he's pure, chaotic rage.

And you are pure, frustrating order!

Think of all you two could do together!

If anyone can handle that thing, it's you. Now, go!

-[pounding] -[Duke screaming]

[sighs] Remember me as I was.

Ugh.

-Yah! Aah! -[gasps]

-[grunts] -Like takin' a sword from a nerd! [laughs]

Oh, man, two sick nerd burns in one day.

-[steam building] -Wait. What's this, now?

[screaming maniacally]

-[screaming continues] -[grunting]

Hey! Ow! Oh! Ow! Oh!

[yelps]

[screaming] Aah! I can't control him!

Yes, you can! Because he is you!

Channel your inner strength!

[Huey] The Junior Woodchuck Guidebook...

[overlapping Huey voices blending]

[Huey whispers] Verum Fortetudenum.

-[gasps] -[bird screeches]

[grunts]

[grunting]

[yelping]

I'll be holding on to this.

[yelps]

The kid's an animal!

That was... the most beautifulbutt-kicking I've ever seen.

[whimpers]I'll cherish this day.

[both grunting]

-[Scrooge] Ha-ha! -[grunting]

I've got her covered!

Lads, lasses, where are ya?

We got the Handle!

We got the Guard!

And we got the Blade!

Ahh, I knew you could foilthose feculent FOWL agents!

I beg to differ.

Your Bazaar adventureis over.

Get it? "Bazaar"?

Ho-ho-ho, man!I gotta try standup!

Quiet! My patience is up.

Hand over the Sword Pieces.

Come on, man! Duke it up again!

[groans, sighs] Can't.

Too weak. Need... to recharge.

Do as she says, kids.

What should we do?

Nothing. Just wait.

Finally! The Sword of Swanstantine!

[laughing]

-[gasps] -Huh?

-[rattling] -Huh?

Oh! [grunting]

What the--?

The Split Swordcould only be claimed

by those possessed of inner strength.

Heron's all surface.You used your inner strength...

-and you kids are mine! -[all gasp]

Did you want to resume this fight?

Um... Bail!

[all gasping, screaming]

You'll be hearing from my lawyer!

After he thaws!

[all cheering]

Well done, kids.

But now that we have the sword,

it is our solemn duty to use it wisely.

Here ya go! Everyone, take one!

[yelps]

Huzzah!

[kids] Huzzah!

Do you think he washed the sword

before he cut the meat?

[phone beeping]

Mr. Director, mission accomplished.

We got what we came here for.