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[RAIN POURING]

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[TIRES SCREECH, MUSIC THUMPING]

[BOTH SPEAKING JAPANESE]

Follow the yellow line.

Come on, you guys! Hurry up! Let's go! Go!

- Follow... - [TIRES SCREECH]

...the yellow line.

- [GASPS] - Follow the yellow line.

[WINDSHIELD WIPER SQUEAKING]

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Morning, Ahmed.

[ALARM BUZZING]

T.E.R.R.Y.: Okay. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up.

- Shut up! - [BUZZING STOPS]

Chop, chop, robot. Time to go to work.

Just 5 more minutes. I'll skip my boot sequence.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life!

You want to be late?

Well, I'm gonna live forever. So I'm going back to sleep.

Nice.

Nice.

Uh-oh.

Nice.

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[CLICKING]

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[INHALES DEEPLY] Hmm.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

Ohh!

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[GASPS] Unh.

Hot! Ow. New shoes. These are my new shoes.

[CLICK]

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- Follow the yellow line. - Yeah. I know, Ahmed.

This is not the first time. Come on.

- [BELCHES] - [COUGHING]

[CLEARING THROAT]

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Pickle. Hmm.

[GRUNTING]

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88: Don't eat that!

So starving.

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[EXHALES DEEPLY]

88: Don't fall asleep, Ahmed.

[WHIRRING]

Come on, Ahmed. Keep those eyes open, bud.

Stay with me.

I'm Ahmed, by the way.

88: Yeah. We work together every day.

Ahmed? Ahmed?

N-No, no, no! Ahmed!

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Ooh.

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Aah! [SNIFFLES]

Yeah, baby!

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[BEEPING]

[CLATTERING]

- Hot, hot, hot. - Why are you up so early?

What do you mean, why am I up so early?

Dr. Roberts always says the early bird catches worms.

Yeah, but that's not how you got worms, is it, gettin' up early?

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[HUMMING]

[AIR WHOOSHES]

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[HUMMING]

[AIR HISSES]

Nice and hot.

[CLICK]

I love you, chorizo. Huh.

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Hmm? Hm. Hm.

Ohh!

Ohh...

[GRUNTING]

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- [THUD] - [GASPS]

[YAWNS]

- What time is it? - What?

Eee! Ohh.

[SQUISHING]

Ooh. Oh. [EXHALING SHARPLY]

Ugh.

[GROANING]

Ahh.

If I was a soldering iron, where would I be?

Where would I be?

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"Dear Dream Corporation, Limited Liability Corporation.

Congratulations. We are pleased to inform you

that you have won"?!

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We're back.

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ANOUNCER: Dream Corp LLC.

DR. ROBERTS: All staff to the break room, please!

All staff to the break room!

Ha.

Saved you a seat, silly Billy.

Thank you.

Hey, Billy. I'm Ahmed.

88. I saved your life this morning.

That was today?

A-ha! Morning, everyone.

You're gonna want to sit down. I see you are.

I have been saving these crab mimosa cocktails

for a very special occasion, and today is that day.

Hamed.

- 88. - Aah!

- Randy. - Aah!

Ahh! Well, we'll just leave them here.

If anybody wants them, take them.

Today is a special day, not only for you and I,

but for the science community as a whole.

T.E.R.R.Y.: Good morning, everyone.

Ah. T.E.R.R.Y. come on in.

I know. I know I'm late. Alarm-clock malfunction again.

Why can't machines just work?! Heh.

You're right on time. Our meditations have been answered.

We finally got word from the WEMIC Invention Convention,

and Dream Corp LLC...

came in fifth place.

[AHMED SNORING]

- [WHIRRING] - Ah.

Uh, is fifth place good or bad?

Oh. There was a cash prize.

TERRY: Ooh! Cash prize!

With this cash prize, we will be able to give Dream Corp LLC

the upgrades necessary to propel us into the future.

- More powerful magnets? - You bet.

- Malpractice insurance? - Why not?

Livable working wages?

With these funds, we can and will make

scientific discoveries that will shift paradigms,

continuing to challenge the status quo

with our valiant exploration of the subconscious mind,

or, at the very least, we will be able to pay the rent

for, uh, a long...

long, long time... because, uh...

we got the money.

We got the money.

? We got the money ?

? We got the money ?

- ? Money! ? - Everyone.

[ALL CHANTING] Money! Money! Money! Money!

T.E.R.R.Y.: Show me your money!

- [BEEPING] - What? What's that?

Our 9 a.m. is here.

Oh! Okay. Thank you very much, Margot Daly.

- Would you like me to hold the check? - It's okay. I got it. Heh.

All right, people. We still have work to do.

Can't let the money get in the way of the science, can we?

No, no, no. We have to remember who we are.

- We are dedicated... - Dedicated.

- ...rich... - Rich.

...scientists, with just a little bit...

- Money. - ? We got the money ?

[ALL CHANTING] Money! Money! Money!

Money! Money!

- [BEEP] - MARGOT: 88 to the waiting room, please.

88 to the waiting room.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

Mine's not working!

[GRUNTING]

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

- Aah! - Ooh!

Aah!

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[SCREAMING]

I gotta quit this j-o-o-o-ob!

AHMED: Say "Cheetos".

[CLICK, WHIRRING]

DR. ROBERTS: [HUMMING] Morning, Patient.

- Trouble in the waiting room? - Pyromania.

Pyromania? Obsessive desire to ignite fire.

- [SNIFFS] - Is that a haiku?

[LIGHTER CLICKS]

Obses-sive des-ire to ignite... Fire!

- Fire! - Whoa! Here, here, here! Whoa!

[MUFFLED] Whoa.

Patient 31, how does fire make you feel?

- PATIENT 31: Tingly. - Where do you tingle?

Between my toes. Sometimes in my...

Letting go of control...

[GRUNTING] ...begins today, 31.

PATIENT 31: Aah! Please be careful with that. That belonged to my mother!

DR. ROBERTS: I'll make you a deal.

You still want that lighter after today's session,

I will pay you.

[SIGHS] I hope this treatment works.

I've done everything...

court-ordered hypnotherapy, exorcism.

Exercise? Ah. How often do you exercise?

- Uh, what... - Hold on. Hold that thought,

[BLOWS] Gotta get my phalange condom out.

My nails have been bleeding on and off.

All right. Open up.

Okay. Let me get in there.

I just need to see if yours are long in the back like mine.

No. It must just be me.

Can you stick your tongue out?

[SQUISHING]

Okay. You're good to go.

[CACKLING]

- These dimensions. - Hmm. Hmm.

Tell me, 31, which of these images are you most drawn to?

PATIENT 31: Uh... that one?

- Hmm. - Agreed.

- Oak. - Oak. More academic.

M.D., put the oak desk...

- [CASH REGISTER DINGS] - ...on the new company card.

I was preapproved because of an award I won.

Everything I buy for the first 16 months... absolutely free!

88: That's not how credit cards work.

T.E.R.R.Y.: Um, before we get down to business,

you cheeky little pyro,

I'll just need you to sign here, please.

What does this say? It's so small.

Yeah, it's boring. Just, uh, small-print stuff.

T.E.R.R.Y.: By signing this document, you agree

that Dream Corp LLC is not liable

for any injuries... mentally, physically, or mentally.

Dream Corp LLC will record and own your dreams for eternity.

Good luck in there and see you if you wake up!

[BEEPING]

Patient 31, we are going to skip calibration

and go directly to your subconscious,

find the root of your issue, and rewire it.

- Rewire? - Mm-hmm.

- That sounds d-dangerous. - No.

Yeah. Uh, it is. Hamed! Sedation!

Trust me. We'll be here with you the whole time. I promise.

Your safety is our number-one priority.

Except for the money!

- Money! - ? Oh, the money ?

- ? We got the money, money ? - Whoo-hoo!

[ALL CHANTING] Money! Money!

[VOICES FADE]

[ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS]

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[SQUISHING]

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PATIENT 31: This is my fault.

? The money ? Hey!

- [GASPS] - [HORSE NEIGHS]

What's happening? Help!

[SCREAMING]

[ALL CHEERING]

[SCREAMING]

[CHEERING AND LAUGHTER]

Ha ha!

We did it!

Randy. I told you. Hard work. Hard work pays off.

- Hamed. - Doc? Doc.

Did you order something? A bunch of packages came in.

The uniforms! The new uniform!

- Wow. - Ohh!

- Nice! - Ohh!

[ALL CHEERING]

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[GAGGING]

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[LIQUID BUBBLING]

- There he is. - God! Doc.

How 'bout these new uniforms, huh, 88?

- Mine fits weird. - Nah. You're good. Come on.

You got nipples on yours?

Nothing matters anymore, 88.

The thing about life is, in the grand scheme of time,

that you and I don't matter at all.

Hm. So why did we show up to work today, right?

- Right? - Yeah. Right.

Exactly! But we did.

And we were rewarded for it.

The lesson here is the man with the money is in control.

So grab your mop.

We got the world by the short horns, 88!

Cash... is... king!

How we doing, Randy?

New GPS is up and working beautifully!

Commercial ends in one minute.

[INDISTINCT MUSIC PLAYING]

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Now if I can only get this damn keyboard from sticking!

Why don't we upgrade to a touchscreen?

- Really? - Yeah, let's get two.

Thanks, Doc!

- Nurse Hamed. - Uh, what's up, Doc?

You need anything else besides your home hydroponics kit?

More nitrous.

Done!

Done. And... done!

Uh, I could use a new mop.

T.E.R.R.Y.: Ha! What, did you just say mop?

88, we're rich!

We can buy anything! [LAUGHS]

Mops aren't even that much money, 88.

- Okay. Mop it is. - 30 seconds, Doc!

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RANDY: Dialing nine. Gonna put you down...

- in five, four, three, two... - [WHIRRING]

- How's about a... - ...and one.

[MUMBLING]

[GASPS] Ugh.

Ah. Livin' on Easy Road.

[ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING]

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[CRACKLING]

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[SIZZLING]

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- Unh! Ooh! - [SCREAMING]

- [HORSE NEIGHS] - DR. ROBERTS: Sorry!

- [ROPE WHIPS] - Help!

[ECHOING] Ohh! Wow!

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[ECHOING] Slow down, 31!

We're gonna lose you!

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[CLICKING]

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CROWD: Ohh!

- Sit down! - No, Father.

FATHER: You are expelled!

Expel the witch!

[DISTORTED SCREAMING]

[LAUGHING EVILLY]

[SCREAMING]

[LAUGHING EVILLY]

[SCREAMING]

[GASPS]

No... it's just me.

Tell me where we are.

At Catholic school, but it feels like my priest's rectory

in the top of a lighthouse?

DR. ROBERTS: Do you know why they call it a rectory?

Uh, uh, uh, I don't.

Oh. A river. Very good, Patient 31. very good.

Let's get some fresh air.

[INHALES DEEPLY]

[GRUNTING]

[HEAVY SCRAPING]

Rest of your nitrous arrived, Ahmed.

Thanks, Billy. Appreciate it.

Still not Billy.

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DR. ROBERTS: Let's take a deep breath in.

[INHALES DEEPLY]

Ahh. [GASPS]

Whoa!

Good job, 31!

Go with the flow!

- Gandhi. - Randy?!

RANDY: Dr. Roberts, pulling out.

DR. ROBERTS: [GASPS] Ohh. Oh. Ohh.

[NITROUS HISSING]

[GRUNTING]

How we doing, M.D.?

Lighthouses are as much a cry for help

as they are a yearning for protection.

No, no, no. With my bid. With my bid.

Hamed, I'm bidding on Gandhi's dinner plate, barely used.

I'm gonna win it. I know it.

20 minutes left. You're in the lead.

Hah! There's something in the air! I can feel it!

Ha ha!

88: Hey, Doc, are you sure you should be buying all this stuff?

You haven't even cashed the check yet.

Oh, sweet Krishna! Thanks for reminding me, 88.

The patient looks fine.

I got to take this check to the bank and deposit it.

Okay, everyone. Say goodbye to the check.

- Au revoir, check. - [SMOOCHING]

T.E.R.R.Y.: Arrive-douche-y, check.

- Heh heh! - [LAUGHS]

- Margot Daly. - [SMOOCHES]

Okay. 88.

- What? - Kiss the check.

- Why? - It's good luck. See?

- [SMOOCHES] - Yeah, fine. [SMOOCHES]

See? Good luck.

Why are we kissing a... parking ticket?

Kissing a parking ticket. We're kissing a parking ticket.

A parking ticket? Did you lose the check?

- Uhh... - [GRUNTS]

Hey, Doc, the patient's blood pressure's spiking!

I left it in my coat right out here.

I'm sure I left it out here.

W-Where's the check, Doc?

Uh, it's right here. It's pretty much right here.

I'm certain it's right here. Oh. Oh. I got the...

- No, Doc. - Oh!

I left it in the morning's mail.

- I shredded today's mail. - What?! Why?!

- Shred that. - [HISSING]

[GASPING]

Patient's breathing is shallow.

- Hamed! - [POP]

[HISSING]

Yeah, Doc?

- Keep her steady. - I'll hit her with some oxygen.

Hey. Doc, just ask them for another check.

What, are you crazy, 88?

If I tell them I lost this check,

they're never gonna issue me a third one.

- Third one? - Find that check, people!

- Oh. - Randy!

Got it, Doc. Going down.

[GRUNTING]

RANDY: And we're under.

[HISSING]

[BREATHING SHARPLY]

She cannot assume authority over a man!

She should be quiet!

A woman must learn in quietness and full submission!

Patient 31, I'm seeing a pattern.

I've always had a problem with authority.

No. A pattern on the grant check.

Let's go back, to when we were in the dream chamber.

[RUMBLING]

Good. Fantastic. Go on.

Pyromania. It's a terrible, terrible disorder. Very rare.

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- Uh, so, guys. - The check!

- Yeah! - 88! He found it!

- He found it! - He found it?

- He found it! - He found the check!

- He found it? - He found it! Ha ha!

- Great work, 88. - Whoo!

Give it to me, you greedy little rat!

Jesus, no. Look, guys, there's no check

in Roberts' office, okay? Just more parking tickets.

You just said you found it! No, you said I found it.

And, uh... here's today's mail.

Anybody good at puzzles?

I love puzzles.

[HISSING]

[THUNDER RUMBLES]

MARGOT: What was I doing?

Yeah, hi. I-I'm calling about

the life-partner special on your website.

DOHENY: Right, right, right.

- Right. - Right.

Well, one bird arrived alive, the male.

- [BIRD CHIRPING] - However, the female did not.

I am sorry to hear that, sir.

- Can you please hold? - Okay, sure, yeah, I'll hold.

T.E.R.R.Y.: Randy! Stop buying things online!

RANDY: I'm not buying anything! I'm returning something!

This is useless. We're never gonna find this damn check

in all this rubbish!

Is this good?

- Yeah. - [ALL LAUGHING]

T.E.R.R.Y.: Guys. Guys, what are you laughing at?

Is it that you're... You're laughing at me?

Oh, have you drawn a mustache on me again?

- [GRUNTING] - What is so funny?

I don't know what we're doing.

- [ALL LAUGHING] - We're looking for the check!

This is my last chance at an inheritance!

Oh, that's good. Go on. Hmm.

And when my mother was arrested, they took her away.

Oh, that's terrible. Did you see me holding a check

that had patterns on the back?

[ECHOING] Octagons.

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- That backfired. - Backfire.

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It was my fault that they took her to jail.

[LAUGHING, COUGHS]

That's not... That's not funny.

Forgive me. Uh, forgive yourself.

DR. ROBERTS: How old are you in this memory?

PATIENT 31: Twelve.

You... You can't possibly blame your 12-year-old self, 31.

MARGOT: Okay. Mother, mother, mother.

And... guilt.

Stop trying to act so tough.

Take a moment to reflect.

What did you want from your mother?

I just wanted her attention.

Take me back to the last time you saw her.

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DR. ROBERTS: A funeral. Huh. Okay. A bit literal.

I-I meant the last time you saw her alive.

- She died in jail. - [CHUCKLES]

- Ha! - She's a...

She n-needs our help.

I think I need to sit down.

[LAUGHTER]

[CLEARS THROAT] Hmm.

Uh, uh... go on.

How do you think you got here?

I guess I let my impulses consume me.

That... That happens to the best of us.

Ren� Karl Wilhelm Johann Josef Maria Rilke

once said... "Want the change".

Extinguish the blame.

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[DISTORTED] Wash away the anger.

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[SIZZLING]

[EXHALES SLOWLY]

[SCREAMS]

[LAUGHING AND SCREAMING]

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Oh. Oh. What is going on up in here?

T.E.R.R.Y.: Thank you! Yes! What is going on?

Everyone's gone insane! Just look at this place.

We've been consumed by our impulses.

88, pack all this stuff up. We're sending it back.

- [WHIMPERS] - No, no, I won't hear it.

I can't take it. None of this stuff matters.

I just came from a funeral.

- You think this matters? - My mop. My...

- You think this matters? - Ohh. Dude.

[GROANS]

- "My mop". - None of this matters.

- [KNOCKING ON GLASS] - I can't... can't see.

[SNIFFING, LAUGHS]

- We've become something... - MARGOT: I can't see.

...that we are not, and we need to stop...

- My mop. - My mop.

...and reprioritize. I can't see.

Take a deep breath in. A belly breath. Everyone.

[ALL INHALE DEEPLY]

- [HISSING] - [ALL LAUGHING]

[CACKLES]

I feel funny. Anyone feel funny?

I feel like a goddamn puppet!

[LAUGHTER]

Do I look like a puppet?

- I can't see! - I know.

We've been blinded by greed.

Ugh. I think if I tried to read right now, I c...

What am I doing?! I already cured the patient.

T.E.R.R.Y.: Guys. Guys, guys, guys.

Randy, could you please wake the patient gently?

You got it, Doc. [DISTORTED] Here we go.

[SCREAMS AND GASPS]

Congratulations...

on a successful therapy session, Patient 31.

How do you feel?

PATIENT 31: What are you guys wearing?

Am I awake? Eee!

- D-Did it work? - Well, let's find out.

Shall we? Hamed!

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[LIGHTER CLICKS]

[SNORTS]

[LAUGHTER]

Shh!

Would you like your lighter back?

No.

[LAUGHS] Wow!

- [LAUGHS] - See?!

- You see? - We did it!

I cured her. [LAUGHS]

[SCREAMING]

[HISSING]

[DISTORTED SCREAMS]

? We're in the money ?

? We're in the money ?

? We've got a lot of what it takes to get along ?

? We're in the money ?

[CACKLING]

- ? The skies are sunny ? - What's happening?!

? Old Man Depression, you are through ?

? You've done us wrong ?

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHING EVILLY]

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

Squirt it, 88! Squirt it!

[LAUGHING EVILLY]

T.E.R.R.Y.: What the... is going on?!

[GIGGLING]

I did it.

Again.

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