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Dr. Roberts: [Distant] Welcome,
Patient 56. I'm Dr. Roberts.
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That being, is there a parent
or guardian present?
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His father's in
the waiting room.
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You're trembling.
Maybe some vertigo.
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May I just set you back?
Mhm.
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[Distant] Just ignore the day residue.
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[Beeping]
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That's perfect.
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We'll get this kleptomaniacy
cleared up in no time.
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Don't you worry about it.
T.E.R.R.Y., thank you.
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- T.E.R.R.Y.: Yes, Dr. Roberts.
- Ahmed, sedation, please.
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[Whirring]
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Intruder!
[Groans]
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Got him!
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2x07 - Guys and Dads
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Patient with the impulse
to pickpocket or pilfer
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is a right of passage
for a young person.
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So, how long does puberty take?
Like a week?
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My apologies, Mr. Simzer.
We've been on high alert lately.
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Please accept this
complementary popcorn.
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Yeah, I am so sorry.
I-I really got you there.
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- Meat pop?
- No. No. Thank you.
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Am I allowed to be watching this?
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Absolutely. It's healthy
for men in your age group
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to be concerned with
their sons' subconscious.
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Yeah, it's okay.
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Doctor, I'm not a klepto.
My dad just doesn't understand me.
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Look, 56, I remember what
it's like to be a teenager.
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It's an exciting, anxious time.
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Maybe you're out
on your first date,
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cruising the family car.
Suzy Lennox looking so... very pretty.
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And then he just runs
right out in the road.
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Right in front of the car!
Pfft, I'm 16.
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What do I know about
appropriate medical attention?
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[Sighs] How much longer do
I need to be in here?
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Well, take as much time as you need.
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Honestly, I feel like
nobody's listening to me.
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Right out into the goddamn road.
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[Scoffs]
No one could've stopped.
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[Music]
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Huh?
56?
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Randy!
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[Gasps]
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Oh.
Hungry.
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Doctor, 56 hides
his identity in his dreams?
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This case of kleptomania
exists just as a defense.
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He simply seeks the attention
of an authority figure,
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- paternal or otherwise.
- Mhm. We should talk to his father.
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How many friends do you have?
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I should go back to the waiting room.
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Hello. I'm Dr. Roberts.
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How would you describe
your relationship with your son?
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First thing that comes
to your mind. Don't think! Shh!
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He's a good kid, I know he is.
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Just the stealing, the crazy
hair, singing, and dancing.
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- Down.
- I just don't know what to do with him anymore.
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- I've tried everything.
- Have you tried this cheeseburger?
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- What's in it?
- Cheeseburger.
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Those things are pretty tasty.
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T.E.R.R.Y., get this man
a hot cheeseburger, please.
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- You were saying?
- [Sighs] I don't understand him.
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Me and my dad,
we did everything together.
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- Me and my dad work together.
- I just feel like ...
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T.E.R.R.Y.: He hasn't raised
my allowance in like a year.
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I feel like we have
nothing in common.
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All you need to do is talk
to him every once in a while
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about why he's into
the things he's into.
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Has anyone seen my lighter?
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Take interest, ask questions,
and just listen.
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Dr. Roberts: Well said, Nurse Ahmed.
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But I would only mention one thing
that you failed to illustrate,
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and that is it is
very important to listen.
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- You think he hates me?
- I think he thinks he hates you.
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- Put on this gown, Patient.
- Patient? No, no, no, no.
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What better way
to understand your son
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than to get inside
of his subconscious?
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Or... you could do nothing.
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I'm not wearing that gown.
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I told him to wear the gown.
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You were once a skeptic
of the gown, 88.
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- You learn to wear the gown.
- [Chuckles] Well said, 88.
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- Choose to wear the gown.
- Not what I said.
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You really are making great
strides in your development.
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I'm happy to see you doing so well.
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- Randy!
- All right, Doc!
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[Zap noise]
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[Gags, hiccups]
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Uh.
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[Groaning]
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Doctor, I don't feel so good.
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A-Are you sure
we should be in here?
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Perfectly normal reaction, 43.
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You're in your son's subconscious.
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It might just take a moment to adjust.
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You just have to adele dazeem.
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Adele dazeem.
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I guess I am doing pretty good.
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Adele Dazeem.
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[Retching violently]
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[Music]
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- Wicked.
- Damn it!
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Hey, I'm going home early!
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And I'm probably gonna
call in sick tomorrow.
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- Are you okay?
- [Sighs] Yeah.
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Let's see what we can learn.
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What's behind that door?
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This could be the secret
to unlock your son's trust, 43.
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Open the door.
I'm right here.
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Dad, no!
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[Rock music]
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Aah!
Dad, no!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God! No!
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- Aah!
- Ohh!
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[Music continues]
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Aah, no!
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- [Sighs] I miss my dad.
- Dr. Roberts: Randy, pull me out.
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Ohh! Mm!
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[Breathing heavily, chuckles]
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That was my bad.
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Sock on the door.
Sock on the door.
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Doesn't look like that's gonna
end any time soon, eh?
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Can you imagine walking in
on your father
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and he's just there,
snapping the old carrot,
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then your dad catches you
charming the trouser snake,
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cleaning your rifle,
making the bald man cry?
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- Humping the hoagie.
- Playing the skin flute.
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- Chasing the pig.
- Flogging the hog.
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- Masturbating.
- Hey-o.
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- Who's H.R. today?
- Randy, turn your monitor off.
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Aah! No!
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I need to think.
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[Snoring]
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Doctor!
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[Clears throat]
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Doctor, our patients have
never fully communicated
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how they feel about each other.
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We need to give them
a common language.
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[Snoring]
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- Doctor!
- That's it.
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The two most
primal languages of all.
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Song and dance.
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- Randy, find me a venue.
- You got it, Doc.
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[Music]
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[Zap noise]
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[Crying] No, no.
Make it stop.
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Thank you, God.
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Woman on P.A.:
Attention, passengers.
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? Son, where are we,
and why am I singing? ?
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[Distorted voice] I'd like to
take this opportunity to offer you
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[Normal voice]
our platinum prime membership.
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If you are at all interested,
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please let one of our lovely staff know
at the end of your session,
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and experience your next
dream commercial free.
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[Click, music stops]
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[Music]
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It's gonna be a good day, Randy.
Good job.
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Should've let me audition
for the musical when I asked.
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? Karma, karma, karma ?
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? Is it my fault that he steals? ?
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? I never can tell how he feels ?
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? I can't understand it,
what motivates his actions? ?
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? Somebody please take the wheel ?
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? I do not yet know who I am ?
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? Or what I am
supposed to do ?
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? You're the one who raised me
who showed me and shaped me ?
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? So, really,
I can only blame you ?
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? If he'd only listen ?
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? If he'd only listen ?
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Together: ? If he'd stop and
look, he'd see I lost my guard ?
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? Is it his mission to keep
his true self locked insiiii... ?
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[All moaning off-key]
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? ...iiiiide ?
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No. No. No!
It's all wrong.
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You are using this.
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[Distorted cacophony]
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When you should be using this.
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[Heart beating]
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You two need to be one unit
moving together,
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breathing together as one unit.
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All right, let's try it again, shall we?
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5... 6... 7...
curtain.
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[Grunts]
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Dad! Dad!
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[Train horn blaring]
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Aaaaah!
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Aah!!
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[Flatlining]
[Gasps]
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Where is he?!
Dad! Dad! [Flatlining]
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Just breathe!
Breathe. Breathe.
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Randy, can we hurry it up, please?!
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I'm trying.
I got them on the line.
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T.E.R.R.Y.,
what's the ETA on the train?
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T.E.R.R.Y.: I'm working on it!
How do you use the microfiche?!
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[Train horn blares]
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[Echoing] Doctor!
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Doctor! Doctor!
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Just let it go, Patient.
Adele dazeem.
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Let it go.
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- Dad! Dad, no!
- Come on!
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Aah!!
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[Breathing heavily]
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- Dad! You okay?!
- I'm okay. Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm ... I'm okay.
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[Squeak!]
Whoa!
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- I love you, son.
- I love you, Dad.
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Let's get the fuck out of here.
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[Flatlining]
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[Groaning]
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I did it!
You okay in there, Doc?
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No, I'm not.
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