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Dr. Roberts, what is this supposed
to be teaching me? [Whistle blows]
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- Side out!
- 'Cause this is fun and all.
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You know, I mean, fun is good.
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If the average person spent
25% more time having fun,
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their life expectancy
would increase by 17.5%...
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[Whistle blows] ...for the average
person, which is a statistic I try
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to keep in mind...
Oh, my God! Spiders!
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Assert control.
Come on, 62, you can do it.
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Here they come.
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Yeah!
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You see? You can do it.
You're the superior species.
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Whoo! Aah!
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- Oh!
- Oh, my God.
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[Siren wails]
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Oh! [Yells]
Pants fire!
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Pants fire!
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- 88, get in here!
- Pants fire! Pants fire!
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[Shouting indistinctly]
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- Why do you keep it down here?
- I don't know.
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Oh, God! Pants fire!
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[Gasps]
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- Good job, squirt.
- Is everything o...
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Is every...
Is e...
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Is everything o...
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I-I'm a little dizzy, and
I'm uncomfortable in this ...
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There must be
a short somewhere.
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Well, let's see how far we got
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with our arachnophobia,
shall we?
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- The what?
- Ahmed, where's Tim?
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He's right here.
Just woke up from a nap,
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so he's a little cranky.
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- Hmm.
- Very good.
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So, uh, any fear?
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No. What did you ...
What is this?
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Shouldn't he at least
still know what spiders are?
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No, he's cured.
I've done it... again.
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- Sign here, please.
- Okay, one quick question.
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- No refunds.
- Well, what is my name?
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Oh, we only use
patient numbers here.
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The number dehumanizes you,
allowing us to concentrate
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more fully on the science.
It's like not naming
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a farm animal before you're
eventually gonna slaughter it.
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- No, I mean who am I?
- Who are any of us?
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Doctor, Patient 62
has forgotten his name.
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Short circuit must've shocked
the limbic system ...
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- Very good.
- Doctor, Patient 62 has amnesia.
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What?
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[music]
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2x04 - Amnesia
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Hmm. We're just gonna
have to go back in
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- and recover his memory.
- No can do, Doc.
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We won't be up and running
for at least another day.
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[Electricity crackles]
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At least another week.
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What are we gonna do with him?
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We can't just
leave him on the street.
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He can stay in my room.
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- Let's search his wallet for an address.
- You mean this?
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Ah, we're just gonna
recover 62's memory
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the old-fashioned way.
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- T.E.R.R.Y.: Cut his head open?
- No.
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- Massage his legs and lower back?
- Nope.
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- Taking him to a credible hospital?
- Definitely not.
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Bea, meet me
in the monochromatic hall.
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Well, we're gonna
use fundamentals.
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Hey, psst! 88, what's your
favorite hoagie flavor?
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- What?
- What's your favorite hoagie flavor?
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This feels like a trap.
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[music]
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Dr. Roberts: Doctor's log.
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We are now
in the monochromatic hall.
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Tuesd... W-Wednesday.
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Patient 62 seems to have
developed amnesia
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completely of his own accord.
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I'm going to conduct a series of tests
to jump-start his memory.
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The eye sees only
what the mind hears.
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- Who said that?
- Dr. Roberts.
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Correct.
I wrote that myself.
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When I hold up this card,
pick a number between 1 and 12.
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- Dr. Roberts.
- Yes, I'm here. Pick a number, 62.
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- 62.
- Yes, a number between 1 and 12.
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- Dr. Roberts.
- That's me.
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- I thought I was me.
- You're you.
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- Then who's Dr. Roberts?
- Me.
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- If you're me, then who am I?
- You're you, and I'm me.
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- Me?
- No. Yes, you.
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I'm ... I'm you?
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- Y-You're you, I'm me.
- You said I was me.
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You are.
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[music]
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Then who's Dr. Roberts?
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I'm the patient, you're the ...
I'm the ... Ugh!
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Doctor's log.
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Patient 62 has proven
very difficult to work with.
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We are going to move on
to the next test, reluctantly.
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[echoing sounds]
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Randy: [Muffled] Hey, 88.
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So, uh, we're all set for tonight.
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Yeah, since you didn't tell me
what your favorite flavor was,
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I just ordered a flight of hoagies.
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So, we got egg sauce,
red sauce, yellow sauce.
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Wait, what are you talking
about, Randy? A flight of hoagies?
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Damn it, 88!
I can't figure you out!
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One minute,
you want to be my buddy,
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the next minute,
you be ghosting me!
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Got hoagies on the way,
for Christ sakeses!
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[whirring]
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Polarization therapy ...
separates the thoughts.
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The leeches are fascinating.
Primordial detoxification ...
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Leeches?
They're back!
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[Bell dings]
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Page 88, tell him to bring the salt.
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Little assholes
are after my magnets.
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Not my magnets.
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[music]
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Patient 88: Hey, Randy,
have you seen the big ladder?
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Well, if it isn't
my non-man buddy, 88.
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I have no idea
what you're mad about.
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Oh, really?
Maybe this'll jarg your memory.
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- What is this?
- As if you don't know.
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It's Just Buddies,
the all-male buddy website.
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No games, no drama, just buddies.
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Randy, this clearly isn't me.
You're being catfished.
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The hell is that?
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Somebody's pretending
to be me to trick you.
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[Sighs]
This always happens to me.
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My last buddy was
the exiled Prince of Namibia.
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I sent him $400, and never
heard from him again.
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I should send him another $400.
[Cellphone chimes]
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[Gasps]
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"Hey, Randy, can't wait
for the hoagie hoedown.
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Cheerio, mind the gap,
God save the Queen. 88."
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Damn it, 88! It is you!
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The website specifically
says no drama, no games.
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"God save the Queen?"
"Cheerio?"
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- Who does that sound like?
- Rargh! [Bang]
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[Warbling]
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- Oh.
- Let's [bleep] up that robot!
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- What?
- Let's go talk to him.
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Doctor's log.
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We're in the blue room
attempting a hard rewire,
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accessing shapes learned in infancy.
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When you hear the shape,
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could you please press
the corresponding button?
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Circle, square, squircle,
square, balbus, baronium rings.
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Again. Circle, square, squircle,
square, balbus, baronium rings.
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Patient?
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[music]
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[Beep]
Circle.
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[Electricity buzzes]
Aah!
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[Beep]
Squircle.
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[Electricity buzzes]
Aah!
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[Beep]
Square.
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[Electricity buzzes]
[Gasps]
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He shouldn't be getting shocked yet.
He's getting them all right.
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You must be wearing
a piece of metal.
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He's got a wedding ring on.
Please take that off.
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Bea: Doctor, that's it.
He's married.
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- We should probably start there.
- Fantastic idea!
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Let's gather the rest
of the team, shall we?
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Patient? Hey.
Would you come with me, please?
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[music]
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Buddygram delivered.
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T.E.R.R.Y.!
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T.E.R.R.Y.: Randy, this
is exactly how it looks.
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Why would you catfist me?
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- Catfish.
- C-Catfish me? Rargh! [Bang]
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I couldn't take it anymore.
That's why.
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Every night, it's the same thing.
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I mean, the lights go off,
you start crying.
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Sure, sometimes you cry
and then masturbate.
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Sometimes you just masturbate,
but that hand.
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Yeah, it ... it's gotten pretty loud.
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I guess I should
oil it down a little.
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I only wanted to
give you some hope.
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Maybe if you thought
88 wanted to be your friend,
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he could listen to you masturbate.
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No.
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I mean, at the very least,
who doesn't like hoagies?
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Damn it, T.E.R.R.Y...
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That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for me.
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- And I guess what I've learned is that ...
- Okay, everyone.
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Randy, congratulations.
You're getting married.
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- Bea, help him get ready. 88!
- Yes!
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- We got to get changed.
- Okay... Ah!
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[Piano plays]
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? Honor, riches,
marriage, blessing ?
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? Long continuance and increasing ?
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? Hourly joys be still upon you ?
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? Juno sings her blessings on you ?
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- ? Nothing breaks our wave, my love ?
- Oh!
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[Indistinct whispering]
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[music]
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? Coldest nights are ours,
my love ?
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[music]
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- You look beautiful.
- ? ... a hurtful truth ?
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This feels right.
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- Who are you?
- Shh. We're starting.
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So, I guess we should begin.
Please, sit.
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Well, thank you, friends.
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We are gathered here today
with friends from near and online.
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Marriage is, um,
from what I've read,
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is supposed to be an institution
of love and respect
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and ... and ... and hopefully
very memorable.
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Uh, with that said, 88,
may we have the ring, please?
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[music]
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Yeah.
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N-N...
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[Swallows]
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- Oh [bleep].
- Oh.
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Um, well, I guess, nice
try, everyone. It's okay.
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[Sighs] So, I've never
been to a wedding.
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Me either.
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- Me neither.
- Not I.
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- Nope.
- I've been to a couple.
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Well, what is supposed
to happen next?
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Uh, we'll put the chairs
back in the truck and...
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- there was an open bar.
- Well... Ahmed, open the bar.
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- Let's party.
- ? It's electric ?
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[Marcia Griffiths'
"Electric Boogie" playing]
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- Mmm.
- Mmm!
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[rhytmic steps]
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Yeah.
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But what is the white squidgy ...
Did you make this?
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Uh, bread, and no. No, I ...
I had it brought in special.
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Mmm. And how about this, uh,
creamy, um, yellow thing?
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Egg. Just egg.
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And also the whole thing?
What is the whole...?
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I call them a hoagie.
Some people call it a grinder,
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submarine sandwich ...
"sub" for short.
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Or a crippled cat's leg,
paradise log,
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bread flaps, God's tonsils.
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I've heard it called
John man's lips.
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- But I am a fan.
- Mmm! Oh, you and me both.
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Yeah.
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[Both laugh]
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- Mission accomplished.
- ? Here, there, and everywhere ?
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[Distorted "Electric Boogie" playing]
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[Distorted] ? Let me take you
on a party ride ?
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? Somewhere in the clouds ?
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