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- What is... that?
- What's what?
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[Chuckles]
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What is it?
[Pop!]
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- Ouch!
- Stray hair.
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[Hand whirring] All right,
guys, turn off the lights.
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I'm gonna go get T.E.R.R.Y.
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Randy: Knock knock.
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T.E.R.R.Y., we need your
flashlight in the break room. Wh...
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T.E.R.R.Y.! No!
Help!
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T.E.R.R.Y., no!
T.E.R.R.Y.!
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1x04 - Tijuana Zebra
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All: Surprise!
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[Upbeat music playing]
He hung himself.
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What?
[Clicks tongue]
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- Anyone seen my roasted chicken?
- Oh. Still hot.
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- Oh.
- T.E.R.R.Y.'s dead?
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- This is terrible!
- I know. I made deviled eggs.
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T.E.R.R.Y. can't die.
Isn't that right, Doctor?
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Almost. I soldered his
mainframe inside a CBR.
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Like a black box on an airplane.
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- He gets this way around his birthday.
- I should go get him.
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How much time before our
next appointment, uh, um...?
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- Joey.
- Yeah.
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- What's left on the schedule is 88's weekly.
- Oh, great.
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Well ... well, we can do
another maternal transference.
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Do you think we can skip
the breastfeeding this time?
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- It's a natural part of life, 88.
- I'll prep the Rorschach test.
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- Also, I think I'm multiplying the volt...
- Let me stop you right there.
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[Mellow music playing]
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Hey, bud.
Birthday blues?
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I hate birthdays.
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I used to be
cutting-edge technology.
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Now I need to force quit
at least once a day.
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T.E.R.R.Y., you can't undevil an egg.
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You can't go back.
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[Sighs] Reality continues
to ruin my life.
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That's a good one.
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Bill Watterson. It's my favorite
quote from my Zen calendar.
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I used to be
a young man once, too.
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Would I like to go back?
Sure, I would.
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But you just wake up
every morning
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and try to do the best
for the ones you love.
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[Whirring]
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[Crash]
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[Bell dings]
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- Randy: Diane!
- Hi.
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- [Chuckling] Hi!
- Hi.
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- How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?
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- [Chuckles] Good. Good to see you.
- You, too. What's going on?
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Same old, same old.
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I see you lost your hand.
[Hand whirs]
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Yeah, lopped it off
in the control room.
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- Oh.
- But... [Chuckles]
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- [Chuckles] Oh.
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Say, T.E.R.R.Y.'s gonna be
so excited to see you.
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I mean, you are technically
his mother, after all.
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- Looking forward to seeing him.
- Yeah.
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Where'd you get that?
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In the vending machine.
They're a dollar.
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We discontinued those
two ... two years ago.
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I can't stop eating them.
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Honestly, I've had
like six today, Diane.
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I really love 'em.
Why'd you discontinue them?
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They're good as hell.
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The pain!
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Just kidding.
I can't feel anything, remember?
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Well, for the 21st year
in a row, I apologize.
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Knock-knock.
[Knocks on bench]
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Look who I found
wandering the halls.
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Diane! [Clatter]
Oh!
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Happy birthday, T.E.R.R.Y.
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Oh, I have missed you so much.
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Oh, I've missed you, Mama.
I've got so much to tell you.
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We've been doing
such important work here.
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I brought you a little gift.
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Ooh! Is it a zebra?
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Oh. A plant.
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Caring for something
other than yourself
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will sometimes give life
a little meaning.
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Okay. [Chuckles]
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I'm gonna head out.
Let you guys get to it.
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Dr. Roberts: I see
you're still working for Quartz,
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running the old rat race.
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I've been here three seconds, and already
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- you are giving me shit.
- I w... What did I say?
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I had to get a job.
Do you not understand that?
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- What do you mean?
- T.E.R.R.Y.: Stop.
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- You're doing it again.
- Stop.
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- You're doing it again.
- What am I doing?
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- Doing that thing.
- Just stop it!
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Of course, even on my birthday,
you two have to fight.
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I tried killing myself today ...
twice.
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And you still act like
I'm not even in the room.
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Look, both of you
are brilliant doctors,
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but you can be terrible parents.
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You know, maybe I'm the one
in this place who needs therapy.
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[Thunder crashes]
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[Beep-boop]
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- Dr. Roberts: Everyone.
- T.E.R.R.Y.
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- Hey, T.E.R.R.Y.
- T.E.R.R.Y.
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- Oh, T.E.R.R.Y.
- Happy birthday, T.E.R.R.Y.
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We have a surprise
for T.E.R.R.Y.'s birthday.
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T.E.R.R.Y. is going on
his very own dream log.
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Ay-oh!
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But, wait, Doctor ... Doctors.
How are you going to do that?
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- T.E.R.R.Y. doesn't have a subconscious.
- Correct. But 88 does.
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- What?
- Mm.
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You must be Patient 88.
I'm Diane Tripleton.
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- Open. Ah.
- Ah.
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Even if T.E.R.R.Y. gets in there
without finding his mainframe,
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the jolt could send 88's
serotonin levels into a nosedive.
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And for somebody
so obviously depressed,
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then that could set up a bad week.
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- Patient 88: Well, let's not do it, then.
- Confidence, 88.
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What do we say about that?
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Confidence works best
when we use the word "yes."
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- I wrote that.
- Hm.
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Ahmed.
[Warble]
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Well, I'm gonna confidently
say no to this one, Doc.
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I-I think this is a terrible idea.
Joey said it's a bad idea.
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I'm ... I'm putting in
my two-weeks no...
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- Thanks, 88.
- Happy birthday, T.E.R.R.Y.
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[Control panel chirping]
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Joey: Oh, Doc, I get it now.
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- You're gonna be great.
- God, it's ... it's unprecedented.
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You're absolutely right.
Thank you.
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Let's drop right in where 88 is now.
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It's gonna be sweet, dude.
Are you ready?
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Built ready.
[Rapid beeping]
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I have a question.
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Let's do thi... [Warble]
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[Drip!] Guys, cookies!
Ah!
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T.E.R.R.Y.: Hey, I'm in your brain.
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- T.E.R.R.Y.? Doc?
- Wait, how do I move?
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If you're going to have
a human experience,
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you need to create an avatar.
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[High-pitched whistle]
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T.E.R.R.Y.: Can I have muscles,
like, really big muscles?
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[Keys clacking]
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I want to be cool.
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I want to be irresistible
to both sexes, like, Randy.
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This is starting to scare me
a little bit.
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[Ding!]
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- Randy?
- T.E.R.R.Y.?
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Randy: Looking good, bud.
[Loud belch]
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My stomach hurts.
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[Belches] Your guys' stomach hurts?
I'm the only one?
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- Woman: I made cookies.
- T.E.R.R.Y.: Oh, [Laughs] I want one!
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Dr. Roberts, I can smell them!
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- I can taste, Dr. Roberts!
- Cookies.
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[Crackling] I love being human!
I totally get it now!
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Thank you so much, Nana!
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[Bones crunch]
Thank you!
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- Thank you!
- No, no, T.E.R.R.Y.! No!
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- Thank you, Nana!
- T.E.R.R.Y.!
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Doctor! Stop!
Get off of her! Nanny!
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[Sobbing]
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I'm worried.
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How long do you think
this is gonna grow?
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- I don't care, but great eggs, Randy.
- Oh, thanks.
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Yeah, I'm an ovotarian
going on about 10 years now.
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- It's been 10 years?
- 10 years.
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Just eggs, protein bars,
and sometimes chocolate.
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I'm not an animal.
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[88 Sobbing] Dr. Roberts:
T.E.R.R.Y. we'll try and keep 88 out
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but remember, you're sharing
his dream. [Train whistle sounds]
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T.E.R.R.Y.: Why did she do
this to me, I loved her so much!
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Are you hungry, baby?
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Come here my baby.
[Whistle sounds]
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Come here,
my sweet, little baby boy.
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Oh, yeah.
There's my little baby.
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What a good boy.
Mommy loves you.
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[Screams]
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[Both scream]
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[Whoosh]
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[Grunt, groans]
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[Crows cawing]
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_
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Shit! Shit!
[Alarm blares]
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We are dangerously close
to losing Patient 88.
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- He's crowning on a coma.
- This is gonna ruin T.E.R.R.Y.'s birthday.
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88 focus!
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So the dream interpretation
for breast feeding
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is the giving of life
or the passing of a grandparent.
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This is mortality!
T.E.R.R.Y.'s afraid to die!
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T.E.R.R.Y.'s afraid of death.
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Okay, let's get T.E.R.R.Y.
back to that funeral,
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see if we can't get some answers.
I'll create a gateway.
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[Robotic beeps]
[Gasps]
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Okay, just so you know, this
is why we discontinued the bars.
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T.E.R.R.Y. you've got to
get me out of here, bud.
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[Whoosh]
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[Humming]
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Dr. Roberts: You're doing
a great job in there, T.E.R.R.Y.
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Yes, you are.
Focus, listen to Nana.
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[Speaking French]
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__
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T.E.R.R.Y.: Oh, my God,
dead Nana, you're right!
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I ... I figured it out!
I've figured it all out.
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I've figured out what life is!
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Both: Yay!
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You're all gonna die,
'cause you're humans.
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Whereas, I'm not, I'm a robot.
I'm gonna live forever.
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Forever... [echoes]
[Music]
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You're only 21 once.
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Wake me up, Doc!
You're all gonna die.
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I'm gonna live forever.
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We are all gonna die!
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We are all gonna die!
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[Cheers, laughter]
I'm proud of you.
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T.E.R.R.Y.: I'm gonna go online
and invite everyone I know.
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Let's party!
[Music continues]
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? Someone died ?
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? Gunshot right outside ?
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? Your father ?
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? He is dead ?
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? I see him in my head ?
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? Childhood's end ?
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? Goodbye, my holy friend ?
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? Love me ?
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? It's a sin ?
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? Can you see me caving in? ?
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? Went down,
went down, went down ?
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? Went down,
went down, went down ?
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? On me, me, me ?
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? Me, me, me ?
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? Me, me, me ?
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? Me, me, me ?
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T.E.R.R.Y.:
That night we made a promise
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that we would all live forever
inside this memory.
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Because in the end,
that's all we have ...
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memories.
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? Won't someone come
ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-oh-ome ?
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