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W-W-Welcome aboard!
And I'll see you soon!
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Dream Corp LLC is not
liable for any injuries
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you may endure during your employment.
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By watching this video, you
waive all of your worker's rights.
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Not a member of the FDIC.
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Both: Take it away, Dr. Roberts.
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Thank you, Dr. Roberts.
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This prescription ... it's gonna
be great for you, patient 88.
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Having a job, a future,
being part of a team?
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It's gonna do wonders
for your erections.
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- You think so?
- Oh, it's what you've needed all along.
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Good, honest work. Here.
Put these on.
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I need people to think you're a doctor.
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[Chuckles]
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Have a great first day, patient 88.
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1x02 - "The Smoking Nun"
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Morning. Dr. Roberts is
on the way with patient 88.
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Coffee, anyone?
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[Beeping]
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Everyone, you remember 88,
the fully qualified doctor?
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Hey, smiley.
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Patient 54 is trying to quit smoking.
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I've been a smoker my whole life.
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But I figured it's time to quit
since I'm trying to get pregnant.
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That's wonderful.
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Dr. Roberts:
Just a little, uh, pinch.
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[Whoosh]
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Randy: P.O.V. cameras are up,
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and we are mapping
patient 54's subconscious.
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[Beeping]
Patient 54: This tube hurts.
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Dr. Roberts: No, you're good.
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Let's give 54 a quick
selecoxabrin sanadrol injection,
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- number 5.
- Oh. That would kill her.
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Right. I know.
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We'll, um ...
We'll ...
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- Sedate her.
- Sedate her. I said it first.
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Ahmed, knock her out!
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[Machinery whirring]
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Let's see if we can kick
this nasty smoking thing.
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[Bubbling]
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[Gasps]
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88. Please put a baby in me.
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- What?
- Doctor, due to her age,
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I think we should really
watch her vitals.
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Totally.
88, stay with her.
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It's all on you now.
[Monitors beeping]
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So, 88, how do you like
the new gig?
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I think we're gonna
watch this woman die,
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and then we're all going to jail.
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[Laughs] Dr. Roberts can
break out of any jail.
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[Beeping continues]
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- Aah!
- Doc.
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- Oh!
- Doc.
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Oh!
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- Doc.
- Oh!
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- Doc, she's moving around a lot.
- Oh!
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It's okay, 88.
Temporary dream rage.
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- Just, uh, stand your ground.
- What? Doc.
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Where is my coffee mug?
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Patient 88: Okay.
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Looks like she's trying to find
the sharpest tool, Doc.
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Okay. Whose is this?
Who's mug is this?
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I think she's found one
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that she's satisfied
with how sharp it is.
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- Is this it?
- No. Mine has a smiley face on it.
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No. It's not sharp enough.
She's sharpening it.
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Really diligent
with that grinder, doc.
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It's almost like
she's used one before.
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- Doc!
- I don't understand why
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the mugs just keep disappearing.
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I mean, I can't have
a cup of coffee in this place.
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I-I'm not putting them anywhere.
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Now she's kind of testing out
different swing styles.
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I'm a little worried
'cause she's looking at me.
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Look at mine. When it's filled with
hot water, the bikini disappears.
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I've got the same mug with
your mother on it. Hey-oh!
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Yeah, my mom did a little
modeling when she was younger.
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She's looking
right at me, Doc! Doc!
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Doc! [Groans]
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- Okay.
- He's down.
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Thank God she's okay.
All right.
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I'm gonna go out
and calibrate her.
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[Gurgling]
[Music]
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All right.
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[Electricity crackles]
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Okay, Randy.
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[Electricity hums]
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Is everything all right, Doctor?
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A bumpy takeoff.
Not to worry.
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[Echoing] Everything's fine.
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- He's dead.
- Time of death, 9:37 A.M.
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Tough first day.
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Siri, places to dump the body
near me.
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[Gasps]
He's alive!
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- T.E.R.R.Y., let's go get him cleaned up.
- Copy that.
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[Gagging]
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We thought you were dead.
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[Music]
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Patient 54, we're almost in.
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[Echoing] Now, look to your left.
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Tell me what you see.
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Patient 54: One of those
poor men swinging a sign.
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I hate those guys.
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[Normal voice]
Look into the sign, 54.
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Look deep into the sign.
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Move that sign spinner's sign.
Control it.
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Spin that sign.
Spin it.
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[Beeping]
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Calibration complete.
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Hello, slut.
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Who are these lizards to you?
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Sandra and Carol Kallenet.
Twins.
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They were nasty to me.
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They started a rumor
that I was a hussy,
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and it wasn't true.
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- Correction! Slut.
- Slut.
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- You took my father's virginity.
- Okay, 54. Take a deep breath.
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[Inhales sharply]
[Exhales sharply]
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Hold up both hands,
palms towards you.
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Lower all your fingers
except for the middle ones.
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[Laughs]
Feels good, doesn't it?
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[Laughs]
Feels good, doesn't it?
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Bye, Kallenet sisters.
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Oh, no, no.
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Let's go deeper, 54.
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[Deep voice]
Let's go deeper, 54.
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How we looking, Randy?
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You look great, but, uh, my
eczema has been acting up, so...
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Hmm.
[Alarm blaring]
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- Oh!
- Doctor!
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Doc, you may want to jump in there.
Her heart is slowing down.
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Her blood pressure
is really low, Doc.
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Dr. Roberts: 88, get me
a hot turkey dinner.
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Doctor, I advise that you get in
there. Her temperature's dropping.
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I need to go to the hospital.
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Oh, you don't need a hospital.
You're a doctor.
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Doctor!
[Beep beep]
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I-I'm in my father's house.
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[Clock creaks]
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[Bell tolls]
Joey: Doctor...
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patient 54 has come face to face,
if you will, with a clock,
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which indicates
time is running out.
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I don't think smoking
is the main issue here.
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The snow is concealing something.
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[Beeping]
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Randy.
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[Inhales deeply]
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I'll take it from here.
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Very cool.
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[Kira Kira's "Boat" plays]
[Laughs]
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[Echoing]
Hello, gorgeous.
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What's a pretty girl like you
doing all by herself?
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All by herself.
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[Normal voice]
May I have this dance?
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Come on.
Come on.
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What's this?
You don't need these.
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Silly, pretty thing.
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They're not allowed
on school grounds.
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My prom!
Oh, and I never got to go.
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- Patient 54: Can I confess
something to you? - Anything.
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Smoking is the only secret
I ever kept from my father.
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I promised my father
and the Lord, God, Jesus,
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that I would not
have vaginal intercourse
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until after I was married,
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and then only for the purpose
of having a baby.
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Do you hear how that sounds
when you say it out loud?
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Well, I never got married.
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I-I would like to have sex
before I die.
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Oh, take my innocence,
Dr. Roberts.
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Of course.
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If it'll help you quit smoking.
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[Roy Orbison's "Crying" plays]
Oh.
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? Crying over you ?
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? Crying over you ?
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? Yes, now you're gone ?
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? And from this moment on ?
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[Deep voice]
It's been a while for me, too.
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[Moaning]
I'll be crying
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? Crying ?
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? Crying ?
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? Crying ?
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? Yeah, crying ?
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[Panting]
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? Crying ?
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- Over
- 88, if that's not giving you a boner,
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I don't know what will.
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? You ?
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[Groans]
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That was truly amazing work in there.
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Phenomenal, dear.
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Oh. How rude of me.
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- Would you like one?
- No, dear.
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Are you sure?
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[Vomits]
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[Chuckles]
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And you are...
cured.
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[Music]
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I did it.
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Keep in touch.
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Joey: That's really great.
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And I took Joey's head
and just put it on my body.
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You have a beautiful body, Randy.
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- Oh.
- Great work today, 88.
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Yeah, no, I-I'm not ...
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I'm not coming in
tomorrow, and I'm probably
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never gonna come in again after that.
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Oh, working here is an
integral part of your therapy.
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Being employed,
being part of a team.
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I was stabbed in the neck.
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[Laughs]
[Chuckles]
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We all get stabbed in the neck
at one point or another.
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- Yep.
- Is that a m... a metaphor?
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No.
See you tomorrow.
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Good night, Dr. Roberts.
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- Do you want to play a game?
- What kind of game?
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- Let's play Slippery Pete.
- What's that?
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All right...
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[Scoffs]
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Yeah. Get a snap of that.
[Camera shutter clicks]
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