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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,420 --> 00:00:03,287 [Music] 2 00:00:03,322 --> 00:00:06,323 [Man speaking indistinctly on TV] 3 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,400 Dr. Roberts will revisit the session 4 00:00:16,436 --> 00:00:20,137 to evaluate the symbolic things of your waking life. 5 00:00:20,173 --> 00:00:23,140 [Music] 6 00:00:23,743 --> 00:00:24,675 [Bell dings] 7 00:00:28,247 --> 00:00:29,346 May I help you? 8 00:00:29,382 --> 00:00:32,583 - I'm here to see Dr. Roberts. - Are you with the police? 9 00:00:32,618 --> 00:00:35,519 - N-No. - I.R.S., FBI? 10 00:00:35,555 --> 00:00:37,188 I-I have a 2:00 p.m. 11 00:00:37,223 --> 00:00:39,790 Um, It's kind of hard to find the place. 12 00:00:39,826 --> 00:00:41,759 Do you have someone picking you up after your procedure? 13 00:00:41,794 --> 00:00:44,061 - Uh, no one knows I'm here. - Perfect. 14 00:00:44,097 --> 00:00:47,064 - Reason for visit? - I saw the television commercial ... 15 00:00:48,468 --> 00:00:51,469 - Um... - Depression, anxiety, going vegan? 16 00:00:51,504 --> 00:00:53,270 - No. - Childlike frame? 17 00:00:53,306 --> 00:00:55,840 - What? - Self-conscious about your weird mouth? 18 00:00:55,875 --> 00:00:58,542 Uh, I think I'd just rather discuss it with Dr. Roberts. 19 00:00:58,578 --> 00:01:00,778 - Okay. Sure. - Yeah, great. 20 00:01:00,813 --> 00:01:02,613 Okay, just let me see your wrist. 21 00:01:02,648 --> 00:01:05,483 You are patient 88. 22 00:01:05,518 --> 00:01:07,384 And go ahead and fill out this waiver and form 23 00:01:07,420 --> 00:01:08,819 as quickly and honestly as possible, 24 00:01:08,855 --> 00:01:10,654 and we'll call your number when we're ready. 25 00:01:10,690 --> 00:01:11,789 Okay. 26 00:01:11,824 --> 00:01:13,657 - Patient 88. - Yeah? 27 00:01:13,693 --> 00:01:15,426 - We're ready for you. - Oh, I didn't get to ... 28 00:01:15,461 --> 00:01:17,862 That's okay. Right this way. 29 00:01:18,798 --> 00:01:20,297 Joey: This will help with your session. 30 00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:22,500 All outpatients take it. Trust me. 31 00:01:22,535 --> 00:01:24,735 - Thank you, doctor. - [Chuckles] I'm not a doctor. 32 00:01:24,770 --> 00:01:28,172 But that's the goal. Fingers crossed. 33 00:01:28,207 --> 00:01:31,175 [Music] 34 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:39,216 - 88? This way. - Yeah. 35 00:01:39,252 --> 00:01:41,118 [Title music] 36 00:01:41,154 --> 00:01:42,853 "Dream Corp LLC." 37 00:01:42,854 --> 00:01:45,664 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 38 00:01:48,594 --> 00:01:49,894 Loser! 39 00:01:50,796 --> 00:01:53,198 Go ahead, put the gown on, have a seat, and Dr. Roberts 40 00:01:53,199 --> 00:01:55,366 - will be right with you. - Uh, I think I made a mistake. 41 00:01:55,401 --> 00:01:56,457 Hello, patient! 42 00:01:56,492 --> 00:01:58,736 Aah! [Chuckles] 43 00:01:58,771 --> 00:02:00,838 Careful, Jumpy Jimperson. 44 00:02:00,873 --> 00:02:02,573 You don't want to get out of that chair once you sit. 45 00:02:02,642 --> 00:02:05,543 Trust me. [Chuckles] 46 00:02:05,578 --> 00:02:08,812 Wow. You have the whitest teeth. 47 00:02:08,848 --> 00:02:11,215 Jesus Christ! 48 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:12,816 You like hunting? 49 00:02:12,852 --> 00:02:14,652 - Uh, no. - No? Okay. 50 00:02:14,687 --> 00:02:17,454 So, what brings you in today, little guy? 51 00:02:17,490 --> 00:02:19,590 Uh, I've been having some issues romantically. 52 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,660 - You know, physically. - Mm-hmm. 53 00:02:22,695 --> 00:02:26,931 - In your tender breasts, or...? - No, it's, um ... 54 00:02:26,966 --> 00:02:29,633 - Is it, um ... all right, it's here? - No. 55 00:02:29,669 --> 00:02:33,537 - Is it down here? - Yeah. Yeah. 56 00:02:33,573 --> 00:02:35,172 - All right. - So, do you think it's some ... 57 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:37,374 Shh. I'm gonna take your pulse. 58 00:02:38,678 --> 00:02:43,747 Well, I will let the doctor know you're here. 59 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,653 He's trying to play pool with a rope. 60 00:02:49,689 --> 00:02:51,555 - Huh? - Ding-dong. 61 00:02:51,591 --> 00:02:53,624 Seems like I'm not the only one with a 3 1/2-inch floppy. 62 00:02:53,659 --> 00:02:57,394 Welcome, patient. I'm Dr. Roberts. 63 00:02:57,430 --> 00:02:59,530 You've met our lovely intern, 64 00:02:59,565 --> 00:03:04,401 my associates Randy Blink and T.E.R.R.Y. 65 00:03:04,437 --> 00:03:07,905 Oh, this is Hammond, uh, um, something or other. 66 00:03:07,940 --> 00:03:11,508 and he's our nurse. He'll get you started. 67 00:03:11,544 --> 00:03:12,543 I'll be right out there with you. 68 00:03:12,578 --> 00:03:14,612 - Cheeto? - Uh, no, thank you. 69 00:03:14,947 --> 00:03:17,781 - Forgot one signature. - Oh, should I read that? 70 00:03:17,817 --> 00:03:19,483 T.E.R.R.Y.: The terms of service state 71 00:03:19,518 --> 00:03:20,851 you understand the risks involved with this procedure, 72 00:03:20,886 --> 00:03:22,486 that you agree Dream Corp LLC 73 00:03:22,521 --> 00:03:23,454 will record and own your dreams for eternity. 74 00:03:23,489 --> 00:03:25,789 - Just say you agree. - Just say I agree? 75 00:03:25,825 --> 00:03:27,905 "I agree. I agree." 76 00:03:28,327 --> 00:03:31,895 Brain map is clear. All lobes, all day. 77 00:03:31,931 --> 00:03:34,623 So, patient 88, [echoing] impotence is ... 78 00:03:34,658 --> 00:03:36,734 [Feedback] [Screams] 79 00:03:36,769 --> 00:03:38,969 [Coughs] 80 00:03:39,005 --> 00:03:42,339 So, the impotence is a common issue 81 00:03:42,375 --> 00:03:44,008 we've helped many patients with in the past. 82 00:03:44,043 --> 00:03:45,909 You're gonna want to put that gown on. 83 00:03:45,945 --> 00:03:48,712 - No, I think I'd rather keep my clothes on. - Up to you. 84 00:03:48,748 --> 00:03:50,447 Let's see what you're working with here. 85 00:03:50,483 --> 00:03:51,615 Hmm? [Grunts] 86 00:03:51,651 --> 00:03:53,651 [Coughs loudly] 87 00:03:53,686 --> 00:03:55,352 You didn't want to take any pills for this? 88 00:03:55,388 --> 00:03:57,321 - Cialis? - I did, but they stopped working, 89 00:03:57,356 --> 00:03:58,956 and now my ankles have just swollen up. 90 00:04:00,026 --> 00:04:01,592 Whoa! Wilford Brimley! 91 00:04:01,661 --> 00:04:04,795 [Clears throat] Okay, a little pinch. 92 00:04:04,830 --> 00:04:06,063 Aah! 93 00:04:06,632 --> 00:04:09,800 Randy: P.O.V. cameras are in and activated. 94 00:04:09,835 --> 00:04:13,504 Like my anus beads. 95 00:04:13,539 --> 00:04:16,640 Okay, looks like we're ready to put you under. 96 00:04:16,676 --> 00:04:18,542 It's gonna get pretty weird now. 97 00:04:18,577 --> 00:04:20,010 - Say, "Ahh." - Ahh. 98 00:04:20,046 --> 00:04:21,578 - Occupation? - No. 99 00:04:21,614 --> 00:04:22,880 Roberts: Once you start dreaming, 100 00:04:22,915 --> 00:04:24,548 we'll be able to guide you directly 101 00:04:24,583 --> 00:04:26,817 to where your issue is hiding and re-wire it. 102 00:04:26,852 --> 00:04:29,486 - Re-wire it? - It's amazing, right? 103 00:04:29,522 --> 00:04:31,789 - And they want to shut us down. - Who does? 104 00:04:31,824 --> 00:04:33,057 Let's calibrate you. 105 00:04:37,063 --> 00:04:38,495 Man: Uh, d-doctor... 106 00:04:38,531 --> 00:04:42,333 I-I think I made a mistake. I-I... 107 00:04:59,785 --> 00:05:02,519 [Chuckles] 108 00:05:02,555 --> 00:05:04,855 That's the third pant-piss this week. 109 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:06,457 T.E.R.R.Y." "I think I'd rather keep my clothes on. 110 00:05:06,492 --> 00:05:08,325 I think I'd rather keep my clothes on." 111 00:05:08,361 --> 00:05:09,493 [Chuckling] 112 00:05:10,696 --> 00:05:12,930 Patient 88, [distorted voice] can you hear me? 113 00:05:12,965 --> 00:05:14,064 Yeah. 114 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:15,699 Walk straight ahead for me. 115 00:05:15,735 --> 00:05:19,103 Stay between the blue and the red lines. 116 00:05:19,138 --> 00:05:21,105 Aah! 117 00:05:21,140 --> 00:05:24,007 Look to your left. Tell me what you see. 118 00:05:24,043 --> 00:05:26,377 It's one of those ... one of those sign spinners. 119 00:05:26,412 --> 00:05:28,545 Uh, I hate those guys. 120 00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:32,883 [Beeping] 121 00:05:32,918 --> 00:05:34,785 T.E.R.R.Y.: Oh, my God, all right, so, last night, 122 00:05:34,820 --> 00:05:37,421 Randy and I watched patient 12 sleep for like six hours. 123 00:05:37,456 --> 00:05:38,789 Then I went online, 124 00:05:38,824 --> 00:05:40,624 became an ordained minister, and married them. 125 00:05:40,659 --> 00:05:41,725 Look at it. Check it. 126 00:05:41,761 --> 00:05:44,395 - That's legal. - Congratulations. 127 00:05:44,430 --> 00:05:46,430 Uh, what about your lovely wife? 128 00:05:46,465 --> 00:05:49,700 - I got divorced. - You left the building? 129 00:05:49,735 --> 00:05:51,568 - Nah, texted her. - Well, what did you say? 130 00:05:51,604 --> 00:05:54,938 Uh, "I haven't seen you in 15 years. I don't love you." 131 00:05:54,974 --> 00:05:57,474 - Two texts. - Well, I'm happy and sad for you. 132 00:05:57,510 --> 00:05:58,809 [Screaming] 133 00:06:00,413 --> 00:06:02,813 Hammond! Hammond! 134 00:06:02,882 --> 00:06:07,643 - Sedation! - Comi-i-i-i-ng! 135 00:06:07,853 --> 00:06:10,621 Comi-i-i-i-ng! 136 00:06:14,193 --> 00:06:15,793 88, can ... can you hear me? 137 00:06:15,828 --> 00:06:16,860 [Distorted voice] Can you hear me? 138 00:06:16,896 --> 00:06:19,129 Why? Is everything okay? 139 00:06:19,165 --> 00:06:21,999 [Normal voice] Yeah, no, I-I was just thinking about you. 140 00:06:22,034 --> 00:06:23,167 [Sighs] 141 00:06:23,202 --> 00:06:27,070 88, where are you now? 142 00:06:27,106 --> 00:06:29,039 Man: I think I'm in high school. 143 00:06:34,814 --> 00:06:36,447 88, what's for lunch? 144 00:06:36,482 --> 00:06:38,549 [Distorted voice] Smell her lunch. 145 00:06:38,584 --> 00:06:42,553 [Distorted voice] Happy birthday to you 146 00:06:42,588 --> 00:06:47,090 ? Happy birthday to you ? 147 00:06:47,159 --> 00:06:48,859 She's actually really nice. 148 00:06:48,894 --> 00:06:51,128 ? Happy birthday ? 149 00:06:51,163 --> 00:06:53,430 ? Happy birthday ? [Laughter] 150 00:06:53,466 --> 00:06:55,833 Don't let them push you around, 88. 151 00:06:55,868 --> 00:06:57,601 [Normal voice] It's only your mind. 152 00:06:57,636 --> 00:07:00,938 Ah. I'm going in. 153 00:07:00,973 --> 00:07:03,907 Joey: Doctor, it says here 154 00:07:03,943 --> 00:07:06,109 future turning to adolescence in this nerd 155 00:07:06,145 --> 00:07:07,845 displays a classic case of social anxiety 156 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,414 and feelings of inadequacy ... No confidence. 157 00:07:10,449 --> 00:07:13,517 Also, the eyes on his plate suggest a recent semination ... 158 00:07:13,586 --> 00:07:16,954 - personally, professionally, or both. - It certainly does. 159 00:07:16,989 --> 00:07:18,622 I actually didn't hear a word you just said. 160 00:07:18,657 --> 00:07:20,190 But I'm sure it was very important. 161 00:07:20,226 --> 00:07:22,559 You're doing a wonderful job, Joey. 162 00:07:24,897 --> 00:07:27,264 Thank you, doctor. [Chuckles] 163 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,901 [Monitor beeping] 164 00:07:37,676 --> 00:07:38,642 Birthday boy. 165 00:07:38,677 --> 00:07:41,678 Oh, Christ! [Music] 166 00:07:51,590 --> 00:07:53,223 Take a breath, 88. 167 00:07:53,259 --> 00:07:54,758 [Reverberating] Cool. 168 00:07:54,793 --> 00:07:57,160 Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. 169 00:07:57,196 --> 00:07:59,696 Run away like that, you'll wind up getting us both killed. 170 00:07:59,732 --> 00:08:03,600 - Killed? - That being said, you'll be fine. 171 00:08:03,636 --> 00:08:08,038 - So, who is this lovely gem? - I-I don't know. 172 00:08:08,073 --> 00:08:09,907 You're too short to be broke. 173 00:08:09,942 --> 00:08:12,676 - Oh, it's my girlfriend, Denise. - Mm-hmm. 174 00:08:12,711 --> 00:08:14,511 88, what is Denise trying to tell you? 175 00:08:14,547 --> 00:08:18,515 Doctor, patient 88's credit card was declined. 176 00:08:18,551 --> 00:08:21,919 So... what should I do? 177 00:08:21,954 --> 00:08:23,520 Can you just rub it on your shirt and swipe it again? 178 00:08:23,589 --> 00:08:25,255 88, focus. 179 00:08:26,792 --> 00:08:31,194 It's my uncle ... Uncle Joey. Wait, doctor... 180 00:08:31,230 --> 00:08:32,763 - Uncle Jesse? - Roberts: Randy. 181 00:08:34,066 --> 00:08:35,799 [Computer beeps] 182 00:08:35,834 --> 00:08:37,568 Uncle Joey. 183 00:08:37,603 --> 00:08:39,836 [Distorted voice] Dave Coulier from "Full House." 184 00:08:39,872 --> 00:08:41,605 [Laughter] 185 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:45,809 May I make love to Denise? Someone has to. 186 00:08:45,844 --> 00:08:47,277 Man: Yeah. Why not? Thanks, buddy. 187 00:08:47,313 --> 00:08:50,847 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - 88, stick up for yourself. 188 00:08:50,883 --> 00:08:52,282 Why? He's famous. 189 00:09:08,601 --> 00:09:09,833 Ohh! 190 00:09:18,010 --> 00:09:19,209 Denise: [Moans] 191 00:09:20,946 --> 00:09:23,080 Stick up for yourself, 88. 192 00:09:26,118 --> 00:09:28,018 [Animals calling] Thank you, brother. 193 00:09:28,053 --> 00:09:31,054 I'll now have another goeth with your fairest of ladies. 194 00:09:31,090 --> 00:09:33,223 I will tend to thy mother. 195 00:09:33,258 --> 00:09:35,191 Anything for you, brother. 196 00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:40,263 Aah! 197 00:09:40,299 --> 00:09:41,798 [Groans] 198 00:09:41,834 --> 00:09:43,000 Welcome back. 199 00:09:45,337 --> 00:09:48,305 I told you to wear the gown. Just curious ... 200 00:09:48,340 --> 00:09:50,707 do you happen to have any other form of payment ... 201 00:09:50,743 --> 00:09:53,110 uh, Bitcoin, gold chains? 202 00:09:53,145 --> 00:09:55,345 His lack of employment has unearthed 203 00:09:55,381 --> 00:09:57,280 a deep-seated insecurity from his childhood 204 00:09:57,316 --> 00:09:59,716 that's carried over into everyday life ... 205 00:09:59,752 --> 00:10:02,319 his schlubby appearance, a lack of self-confidence. [Sniffs] 206 00:10:02,354 --> 00:10:04,955 - Mm-hmm. - I have a prescription for you. 207 00:10:07,926 --> 00:10:09,192 What is it? 208 00:10:09,228 --> 00:10:10,627 - It's a job. - Where? 209 00:10:10,663 --> 00:10:12,195 - Here. - No. 210 00:10:12,231 --> 00:10:13,730 A job will do wonders for your confidence. 211 00:10:13,766 --> 00:10:15,332 It'll help you make boners. 212 00:10:15,367 --> 00:10:17,200 Plus you got to pay your bill. [Chuckles] 213 00:10:17,236 --> 00:10:18,969 Doctor's orders. 214 00:10:19,004 --> 00:10:20,671 Welcome aboard. 215 00:10:23,809 --> 00:10:26,794 Randy: Um, listen, if you're just gonna throw those 216 00:10:26,795 --> 00:10:29,780 sweat pants out, I'll take them off your hands. 217 00:10:29,815 --> 00:10:33,016 - I'll let you know. - Hmm. 218 00:10:36,422 --> 00:10:38,855 Soon, or ... Oh, not ... Okay. 219 00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:42,059 Joey: You've unearthed some deep issues today. 220 00:10:42,094 --> 00:10:45,128 We'll be sure to e-mail you a report. Oops. 221 00:10:45,164 --> 00:10:46,897 Now, make sure you park in employee parking. 222 00:10:46,932 --> 00:10:50,067 - Don't let anyone see you. - On an empty stomach. 223 00:10:50,135 --> 00:10:51,868 I'll add those to your tab. 224 00:10:51,904 --> 00:10:54,171 Now, do you have time to take a brief survey? 225 00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:55,739 How likely would you be 226 00:10:55,774 --> 00:10:58,041 to recommend Dream Corp LLC to a friend? 227 00:10:58,077 --> 00:11:00,110 - Likely? Not ... - Not likely. 228 00:11:00,145 --> 00:11:01,179 ? Whoo! ? 229 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:03,247 [Music] 230 00:11:08,821 --> 00:11:10,954 Hammond: See you Monday, 88. 231 00:11:11,490 --> 00:11:12,422 [Horn honks] 232 00:11:12,423 --> 00:11:16,671 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 233 00:11:16,721 --> 00:11:21,271 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 17128

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