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And this is where
you'll be presenting

the Fuller and Fuller line
of skin care products.

Here at the Quality
Shopping Channel,

your pitch will be seen
by millions of Americans,

a tiny fraction of whom

will be sober and not
have frozen credit cards.

Well, we just launched the
product three months ago,

so this is huge for us.

So after some
internal discussion,

we've decided that we would
like Allison to do the honor

of the on-air
presentation.

What? Me?

[chuckling]:
What? Her?

Nothing personal, Marv,
we've just found

that women tend to sell
more to our demographic.

Also she's
younger.

And more attractive.

And I'd just love
for you to jump in

and say you get it
before I really insult you.

Oh, I get it.
It's a no-brainer.

What do you say?I don't know, Dad.

If you don't do it, we're gonna
have to put your product on

at 5:00 a.m.
in between the duck calls

and the novelty golf clubs
you can pee in.

This is a "taking our hard
work to the next level"

sort of opportunity,
you understand that.

Talking about a level where
we don't have to work.

Talking about
Jessica Alba money.

Oh, uh... okay.

That's my girl.

Yeah, okay.
All right.

Listen, do you have any more of
those putters you can pee in?

'Cause I have a guy
in my foursome--

bladder of a pregnant lady.

Is that Brad?
Yeah, it's Brad.

Ah, there's my
top dog, huh?

Hey.
How's it going?

We getting any, uh...
bites on this place?

Oh yeah, definite...

Uh, some nibbles,
for sure.

Oof.

Little late to be seeing more
cookies than plate, isn't it?

Those are not
oatmeal-raisin, are they?

Come on, Trav,
not selling condos.

You're staring down a plate
of chocolate chucks there.

Well done.

Look, I realize it is no
easy task selling a house

where people have
been so recently

and, God, just
brutally murdered.

Don't you worry, I've been
fending off the news vans.

They have come by
several times.

That's why I trusted
you with this listing.

I knew if anybody
was gonna be able

to sell the murder house,

it was gonna be my top dog.Oh, definitely.

[chuckles]But listen, if you
can't handle it...

Hey, I can handle it,
and don't you worry about it.

I'm gonna kill it, even more
than the previous owners did.

Okay, that's a little
dark for an open house.

Uh... they're just...
checking out the front yard.

That's all new landscaping.

And unrestricted street
parking, by the way.

Except for Tuesdays
and Thursdays.

And evenings can be
a little tricky.

Aw.

Look at you, working away.

Hey, Amy, you know
that rope-like thing

on the side of your robe there?
It's a belt.

Oh, well, I prefer
to use it like this.

Boom, chicka-chicka,
boom, chicka, wow.

Amy, cinch it.

Oh, you humans are so touchy

about nudity, my goodness.

You want to see
something crazy?

You should see
my true form.

It'll melt
your face off.

So, where have you
been this morning?

I had to do the run-through
for that QSC thing.

It turns out they want me
to present instead of my dad.

Oh, well, that's fantastic.

You're a natural.

I could watch
your face for hours.

No, I am not a natural.

I have only been
on camera twice before,

and both times
I... underperformed.

Do you need me to
repeat the question?

False.

Rwanda!

Pass.

Well, moving on to
our next student

and see if he can tell us
the answer to the question,

"What is your name?"

With us to talk about sun safety

is dermatologist
Dr. Allison Fuller.

Sun.

Lots of fun.

Safe!

Back to you, Rachel.

Now, if you're wondering
where I was.I wasn't.

For the quiz show,
I was in Kansas City.

It was an angel convention.
Bad timing.

Super-fun. We lit a car on fire.

Oh, and the morning show?

Oh, again I was in Kansas City

because the Royals were
in the playoffs.

Against the Angels.

Yay Royals, boo Angels.

Not what you would have
thought, right?

[chuckles]
We also lit a car on fire.

This is gonna be
a disaster.

No, it's not, honey.

You're gonna do great.

And you know how I know that?

Because you are great.

Do you have any
practical tips to help me

with this presentation?

Yes, I do, I do.

Turn those negatives
into positives,

those frowns upside down,

and when life gives you...

Do not say "lemons."

...oranges, make lemonade.

Hmm.[doorbell rings]

Hey.Oh, hey, Brad.

Hi. Thought I'd stop by
after the open house, say hi.

Tops.

Sweet kicks, dude.

Oh.

You noticed.

New Jordan Dub Zeros.

Got 'em for a steal,
only four hundy.

And a three-hour wait in line.

Ugh, doesn't seem worth it.Totally worth it.

I needed a little
pick-me-up.

Been bummed.

I haven't been able
to sell the murder house.

Maybe you should tie them?

What?! No.

That's not
how you wear them.

[insect buzzing]Oh, bee, Brad.
What?

A, Allison.
Ooh, this is a fun game.

Watch out!No, it's fine.

I avoid them, they avoid me.

You know you are
highly allergic.

You could die.

Go get your EpiPen.
Where is your EpiPen?

It's in the car.Well, get it.

Uh, okay, okay.

Allison, be careful of that bee.

[insect buzzing]

No.

[gasps]
Oh, sweet mercy, no.

What? It's just a bee.

No, no, no, no, Allison.

No, no,
no, no, no.

It's not "just a bee."

Oh, is it
a magic bee?

AMY: This bee is
Brad's guardian angel.

Frank.

Angels come in
different forms,

based on the type of
guidance each human needs.

Does somebody up there think
I need to drink more?

'Cause that's the guidance
I'm getting.Oh, Allison, relax.

Have a glass of wine.

Look, I am the perfect
guardian angel for you.

My unwavering
positivity

balances out your
inner negative voice.

As a bee that Brad
is allergic to,

Frank was the perfect
guardian angel.

He was like a shock collar

that stopped Brad from
doing stupid things.

Brad's gonna be fine.[clattering]

BRAD:
Ow! I fell off the porch!

Seriously?

Brad, are you okay?

BRAD: Yeah, I just
twisted my ankle.

Nope, I scuffed
my Jordans!

I still can't believe
you assassinated

Brad's guardian angel.

Stop calling me an assassin.

Now I'm gonna have to pull
double duty-- angel rules.

If your human kills
another human's angel,

you have to step up
and be the surrogate

until that angel
gets a new body.

Ah, and what is the wait time
on new angel bodies these days?

Oh, for a bee,
probably a week.

A whale, two days.

You make sense out of it.

I'm done trying to
figure out corporate.

Listen, while Frank
is being refitted,

I'm gonna be slammed,
angeling both you and Brad.

Wow, you're gonna be
working twopretend jobs?

They're gonna be so impressed
at the pretend bank

when you're cashing
those pretend checks.Are you done?

Look, I am just super-busy
preparing for this QSC thing,

so if you want to spend
more time with Brad, great.

Don't sleep with him.

Oh, I can't make
any promises.

People do weird things
on heavy painkillers.

I only gave him aspirin.

I'm not talking about Brad.

I'm talking about me.

I'm on heavy painkillers.

This sucks. How am I supposed
to get to my open house

with an injury like this?

I got to put out food.

I got to tell people to help
themselves to said food.

Yeah, I guess I could
probably do those, actually.

Well, of course you can,
because I will be helping you.

Oh, would you?
That would be great.

I'll be watching over you,
get you through problems...

Man, she's like my own
little guardian angel.

Whoa, let the record show
I did not say that. [chuckles]

♪

This neighborhood,
by the way, is becoming

one of the... one
of the hottest in L.A.

No, it really is
an incredible house.

So, about

the murders.The murders.

Yeah. I-I knew you guys
might ask about that.

That's... which is great,
because I... I don't know

if you guys know this--
it actually wasn't a murder.

It wasn't?
No.

What a relief.Yeah.

It was murder-suicide.

And the kids were in their 20s,
so it actually wasn't that sad.

Okay, well,
we'll talk about it.

♪

I'm never gonna sell this house.

Hey, you stop that.
You're gonna do great.

You know how I know?

You are great.

You really think so?

Yeah, you're motivated.

You're determined.

Your eyes are both
warm and beady.

Which is the perfect
combination.

You just got to grab the bull
by the horns and make lemonade.

That is amazing advice.Really?

It's "amazing" advice?

Yeah, I am great.

I'm the best real estate
agent I know. [chuckles]

I just needed you
to remind me of that.

You could sell this house
with your eyes closed

and the bodies still in it.

God, I love your relentless
unearned optimism.

[both laugh]

Ooh, pardon, folks, I got
to get to the mortgage store

so I can buy
this amazing house.

MARV:
Hey, sweetie.

How's the presentation going?Do you know

how many videos there are
of people messing up on QSC?

"QSC Panic Attack."

"QSC Butter Slip."

"QSC Hand-Crank Pasta Maker
Zipper Fiasco."

There must be
a thousand of them.

Well, let's not
make it 1,001, hmm?

Would you like some
constructive criticism?

Oh, my God, yes.

You tend to play with
your hair; don't do it.

Your voice gets a little
screechy; knock it off.

Also, I printed this out so
you wouldn't get nervous.

"Six tips to overcome your fear
of speaking on camera."

Finally,
some practical advice.

Right?

Hey, you want
six real tips

to overcome your fear
of speaking on camera?

You're. Going.
To. Do. Great.

Allison.

Is it just me,
or does that advice have

absolutely
no substance to it?

It's kind of her thing.

We got this.

Oh, you and your
"dad" got this?

Why are you using
air quotes for "dad"?

He is my dad.

And the cocreator
of the product.

Not just "a friend."

And why are you
using air quotes?

Your role in my daughter's
life is muddy at best.

Snap.

Check on you later.

♪

Oh, it'd be much easier
to double-angel

if I could fly like a bee.

Or had a driver's license.

Ugh, damn you, DUI.

I heard a man killed
his wife and her lover here.

Is that true?

Do you mean,
is this house so awesome

that it incites great passion,

or that this house
is so impressive

that you could take on a lover?

Yeah.

Why don't you think about it?

Don't take too long, though.

I think, if this house
has taught us anything,

it's that life is so short.

Also I have three other
offers on the table,

and one of them is all cash.

Make that two all cash.

I look forward
to your application.

How's it going?
We did it.

"We," I love the
sound of that.

I turned negatives into
positives, just like you said.

I could not have done
this without you.

Oh, I've never had this
kind of feedback before.

[chuckles]

Bradley Middle
Name Fuller,

you just sold an unsellable,
most likely haunted house.

What are you
gonna do next?
Uh...

Well, actually
I should probably

use the commission
to pay off some debt.

Or?
Or, uh...

treat myself to something nice
as a reward?

Oh, you're an
excellent student.

Oh, there's no emergency.You texted me
to meet you here, 911.

That's 'cause I wanted you to
move fast, like a Porsche 911.

So you could see the most
beautiful person in the world

on a wall of TVs.Okay, why am I here?

Well, you are here
to receive a booster shot

of Amy positivity
before you catch "negatitus C."

And I'm also here for batteries.

I don't need a cheerleader.

Oh, you obviously haven't

seen Friday Night Lights.

Oh, is it good?
I heard it's good.

Oh, my God, so good.
Skip season two.

Otherwise, amazing.

What I need is to be home
practicing so that

I don't get nervous
and screw up.

Well, I've got a fix for that--
if you're nervous standing

in front of the audience,
just picture them naked.

That's a bit of a complete
and total cliché.

Yeah, but it actually works,

because you humans are
so weird around nakedness.

It took me so long to
understand your rules.

You can see my elbow,
but you can't see my boob.

You can see my forehead,
but you can't see my butt crack.

It doesn't make any sense.

Brad, what are you doing here?

Top dog deserves top
TV and this awesome

Auto-Tune microphone.

♪ Because I sold
the murder house ♪

♪ With Amy's he...

I'm already bored with it.

I'm gonna go grab
some 3-D glasses.

Okay, look, I have
a huge day tomorrow,

so if you could please
just stay out of my way

until this QSC thing is over.

"Stay out of your way"--
is that how you see this?

Because I'm, like,
busting my butt

pulling double duty
all day here.

Yeah, well, your relentless
enthusiasm and positivity

is actually bumming me out.
I need some practical help.

Like what your "dad" gives you?

Why are you air-quoting my dad?
He is my dad.

you haven't told him that
you're a 4,000-year-old angel.

I am a 3,700-year-old
angel, Allison.

You know that I'm touchy
about my age.

Okay, and you know what?

If you're refusing
angeling for this week,

I need you to sign a release.It's blank.

Aw, crap, I forgot humans
can't see the color thurple.

Listen, it's just
a standard release.

Obviously, there's a clause
that states if you're in danger

of grave bodily harm or about
to date a member of a jam band,

I'll tag back in.

There you go.

Have a great week.

♪ You have a good week, too

♪ Allison.

No, he's right.
It does get old fast.

Thank you for coming by
to help me out with this.

Oh, please, I'd do
anything for my daughter,

who holds our future
in her hands.

Look, I know I really need
to nail this, so I will take

all the constructive
criticism I can get.

That's my girl.

So let's start with

your glaring
and obvious inability

to focus live on air.

Show me what you got already.

Great, okay.

"Fuller and Fuller Dermatology
has created

an innovative line
of skin care..."

Oh, oh, what is that?

That's a boom mic.
Just checking your focus.

These distractions happen.
You're on live TV, go.

Okay, yeah, uh,
"Fuller and Fuller Dermatology

has created an innovative line
of organic skin care..."

There's a leak overhead.
Ignore it.

"Organic skin care products

to treat a variety
of skin cond..."

Okay, seriously, nobody's
gonna be shaking the table.

It's an earthquake-- do you duck
and cover or keep going?

Duck and cover.Wrong! We got products to move!

[stammers]
"Including acne,

uh, eczema, psoriasis..."

Dad? Dad?
Oh, no.
Oh, honey.

Oh...Oh, Dad, no, see,

I don't know if this is
a part of the drill or real.

Dad?[groaning]

Dad! Dad!

Come on, a cameraman
has a heart attack?

You got to power through that.

I'm a doctor.
I took an oath.

Fine, save the cameraman.

But you got to drag him
onto the set first.

It's good publicity.

Okay, this is,
this is a lot.

I think I need
to take a break.
Listen to me.

You're gonna do great.Oh?

You know how I know
you're gonna do great?

Because you have to.

Get back over
there, come on.

Hey, Amy.

Oh, hi.

Uh, remind me
how we know each other.

It's Allison, right?Ha-ha.

Yeah, I'm off to the beach
with Brad.

You'd like him.

Maybe we could all
grab coffee sometime.

I really want you guys
to be friends.

Doesn't he have work?He does.

But I told him he was too great
to be shackled to his desk

every day, and not only
did he agree, he thanked me.

Unlike a certain someone I know.

You know, my big QSC thing
is today.

Oh, oh.

You're gonna...

make me late for Brad.

Good luck with your QSC thing.

What?What?

You're a perfect
human being, Allison.

Nothing.

Oh, man, I can't believe

we're going to the beach
in the middle of the week.

Allison would have
an aneurysm.

And that's not a
good place to do it.

Lifeguards aren't
trained to handle that.

I, uh, may have spent a
few summers bay-watching.

Oh.

Hey, this isn't the beach.

Oh, no, I got to pop in here
real quick and quit my job.

All right, man.
I'll wait here.

Hey, Brad,
hold up, man!

All right, be confident
but not cocky, all right?

Be quick but don't rush.

Enunciate but be conversational.

Smile but don't force it.Okay, that's too many things.

Yeah, you're right.
I'm sorry.

Have fun but take it seriously.

Ah...

Do you need me to
repeat the question?

False.

Rwanda!
Pass.

Thank you, Rachel.

Sun, lots of fun, safe.

Back to you, Rachel.

It's you.Is everything okay?

I think you're the reason
I get nervous on camera.

What do you mean?Well, we both like

constructive criticism.Love it.

Yeah, and we tend to shy away
from positive reinforcement.

Because it's for wussies.Agreed.

But when I see you
off to the side,

I get your voice inside my head.

And I already have
my voice inside my head.

And that is just a lot
of constructive criticism.

Oh, my God,
sweetie, no.

I never meant to put
more pressure on you.

I've just seen
how you are in the past

on camera and how tough
it is for you.

And as a dad, that's really
hard to watch you go through.

I know it's coming
from a good place.
It is.

It's coming from love and a
desperate need to move product.

Dad?
Right.

You don't need me
here right now.

Okay.

You're not gonna see this face
until you're done.

You're gonna be great.

Thanks, Dad.

Hey, Brad, hey, hey!

You-you said something that
was a little alarming.

What-What-What's that?

Yeah, I'm gonna quit my job,
like you told me.

Cool beans, right?

I know I never said,
"Cool beans."

Yeah, remember, you told me
that I'm so great that

I shouldn't be,
like, shackled to a desk.

Oh, well, I meant that maybe

you could take
a longer lunch break

or watch a video or two
in the handicap stall.

Oh, I'm gonna do
all that and more,

'cause I'm gonna start my own
real estate company.

What? When'd you start
thinking about this?

You know, thank you for asking.

Probably since I got
into real estate, really.

Okay, staying positive.

Um, do you have any kind of plan

for this whatsoever?
Yes.

I'm gonna follow my dream.

Plan's kind of thin, Brad.

Well, as a hot, wise woman

once told me,
it's gonna be great,

because I'm great, you know?
[chuckles]

[bee buzzing]Uh-oh, bee alert!

Frank!

[buzzing]

[Brad gasps]

Got me.

Just got me right
on the neck there.

Yep, yeppers-pedeppers.

And I think it just
mainlined right in there.

Yeah, you need your EpiPen, pal.No, please.

I got a half an hour to quit
before my throat closes,

and I won't be able to resign
in the dignified manner

that Travis deserves.

You need to
sit down, man.

There you go,
there you go.

[groans]There you go.

All right, maybe I should...

just sit here and rehearse it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

Uh, uh, where's your EpiPen?

[gasping]:
In the car.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Hang in there, pal.

Travis,

we've known each other
for too long

for me to dance
around this.

Ah, here it is!

In a burrito wrapper, of course!

Amy!

Get it in there,
get it in there,

get it in there,
get it...

So, how you feeling?

Uh, like a complete
and utter idiot.

I almost died
more tragically

than the people
whose house I just sold.

Now you're gonna
blow past the fact

that I just
saved your life.

What was I thinking?
I can't quit my job.

Well, you just need to have a
plan with steps in it and stuff.

You know, like
Allison would do.

You know, Brad, I've
always been a big-picture,

inspire-the-enthusiasm
kind of gal.

You know, like Oprah
or those cute honeys

with the T-shirt cannons.

Yeah, that's kind
of my thing, too.
Right.

So maybe you and me
together is just...

too much of an awesome thing.

[door opens]

Oh, sorry I'm late, Travels.

Oh, ooh!

Sick cowboy boots, bro.

Yeah, man.

Getting out way ahead
of that trend.

This is an awful mess.

[stammers]
It's casual Friday.

We don't do that.

Yeah, how you doing?
Hey.

You buying or are you selling?

Squatting.
Sexy.

Mm. Go get 'em, tiger!

[chuckling][Frank buzzing]

Hey, Frank! Oh.

So glad you're back.

I just wish
I could help Allison.[buzzing]

But, dude, she signed the
contract, it's not like...

[buzzing]No, no, no.
I know you did a stint in legal.

[buzzing]

Really?

My gosh, you're right!

She pulls out her hair!

That qualifies as "bodily harm."

This is great!

I can go help Allison.

Thanks for the loophole, dude.

Hi!

Do you want beautiful,
youthful-looking skin?

Then our next product
is exactly what you need.

Hi, I'm Dr. Allison Fuller,

and I am here to tell you
about an innovative line

of skin care produ...

Sun, lots of fun, safe.

[laughs]
Yes.

But sun can also be damaging.

Which is why your all-natural
sunblock is so effective.

False.

Rwanda.

Pass!

This is where
we'd go to commercial

if this whole thing
wasn't one giant commercial.

But...

we'll stay here and talk
about Fuller and Fuller

and how full your life
will be with them...

[whispering]:
You're doing great.

...in making your
skin fuller and...

Fuller and Fuller Dermatology

has launched an innovative line
of skin care products

to treat a variety
of skin conditions.

Conditions include acne,
psoriasis, eczema.

Fuller and Fuller's
patented blend of all...

I hear you had a mild
uptick in sales.

They're pretty much flat.

But I did get over my fear
of being on camera.

Can we not pause it
on the full frontal?

My fear of youbeing on camera
is stronger than ever.

Or we can fast-forward
to the part

where I almost hurdle
over the lotion pyramid.

Which, judging by the comments,
is a fan favorite.

Okay, I need
to say something

before you make me regret it.

Sometimes I need your...

relentless positivity.

Hey, this only works

because of your
crushing self-criticism.

So thank you

for treating yourself like crap.

Now I have

some new paperwork
I need you to sign

that once again gives me
full liability

for your beautiful humanness.

Of course.

Is this it?

Allison, that is

a blank piece of paper.

My bee is drawing up
the official document.

Of course.