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Previously onAngel
From Hell...ALLISON/AMY: Oh!
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I'm so sorry.
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No worries. Accidents happen.
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I'll bet you're a
very sweet person, Dr. Allison.
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How did you know my name?
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It's me, Amy,
from the farmers' market!
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Who's this Bit-O-Honey?I'm Brad. I'm the brother.
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Your mother died 412
days ago, and since then,
you've buried yourself
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in work, buried yourself
in a relationship.
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How do you know all that stuff?
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Honey, I'm your guardian angel.
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He's working on boning
your best friend.
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Evan and I hooked up![groans]
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It's not that I believe
you're an angel.
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But?I could use a weird friend.
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Do they come any weirder?
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[chuckles]
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So, remember that weird woman
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from the coffee shop
a few weeks back?
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The one who put a
sexual spell on me?Yeah. Amy.
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She's been texting, so I told
her she could meet us for lunch.
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Do you think you can keep
your flirting in check?That was a one-time thing.
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I don't usually go
for a mid-50s woman.
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Hey! Aw...
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Sorry I'm late.
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Hey, you remember
my brother Brad.
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Who could forget the hottest
brother since Idris Elba?
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You're pretty fly
yourself, girl.Mm!
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It's happening again.
I'm sorry. And it's
a little un-PC this time.
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All right, kids, dig in.
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No arguing. My treat.
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Uh, this is a pizza place...
with their own food.
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This is how hungry I am.
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Should raw oysters
be room temp?
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So, Allison,
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how's the love life?
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Personal. Private.
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I'm all about discretion.
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You know, last night,
I had a lovely time
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with a certain vendor
from the farmers' market,
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and I will not name names,
so don't even try.
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Okay.
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Was it the oyster guy?
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It was the Oyster King of L.A.!
Yes!
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[laughs] And I won't go into
details other than to say
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four orgasms.
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So, Brad,
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what's your O-count these days?
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I'm going through a massive
dry spell. Yeah, uh, two months.
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Two months? Well,
that doesn't make any sense.I know.
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Oh, come on!
Oh, unless, of course,
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you're still living
in Allison's converted garage.
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Yeah. Still getting back
on my feet after the divorce.
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I'll bet it's hard to seal the
deal when the key to your house
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is the wide button
on a clicker.
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I do tend to lose
'em coming around
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the side gate.I'll bet you do.
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Maybe what you need is a
change of address, my friend.
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Allison, it's your
turn to share.
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Come on.
Has it been hard
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to get back out there
after the whole Evan fiasco?
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How he
cheated on you.
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With your best friend.
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In your own house...I got it. I was there.
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Happened to me.
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She has been
a little paralyzed lately.
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No, I have not been paralyzed.
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I opened
an online dating account.
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Well, good for you.Yeah.
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I found this really great app
where I can study guys' profiles
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and really think
about my choices.
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Not good for you.
And, of course,
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you are overthinking this.
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What you need to do is turn
off the old decision-maker
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and just say... shuck it.
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[slurps]
Mmm!
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That's delicious.
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I'm going in.Attaboy!
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I don't... think those
are very fresh.
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Mm-mm.
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Couldn't do it. My throat
literally closed up.
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More for me.
[chuckles]
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♪
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You got to go with
your gut more, kid.
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Turn off all those
voices in your head.
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Said the woman
claiming to be an angel.
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Oh, whoa, whoa, wait, stop.
Now, you can't tell anybody
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that I'm your
guardian angel, okay?
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That would be
very bad for me.
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Tons of paperwork.
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How 'bout we don't even talk
about the angel stuff?
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Because I don't believe
you're an angel.
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As I was saying,
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go with that guy,
not that guy.
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Grab the free sample, huh?
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Pet the doggy.
Smell the baby.
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[inhales]
Mm. Whoa.
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That is not a
clean baby.
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Ooh, test the
"Wet Paint" sign.
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They're almost always wrong.
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Oh. That one was right.
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Hey, Dad.
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This is Amy. She needs
to use the restroom.
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Bit of a white lie. I just had
to come up and meet Papa Bear.
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[chuckles]
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Marv! Oh! [chuckles]
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You're getting a face full of
the sisters now, aren't you?
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[chuckles]
I'm sorry.
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Or should I say
"You're welcome"?
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"Sorry" works.
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Well, congratulations on
that one. She's a masterpiece.
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Thank you.Mm-hmm.
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Who are you?Amy. I'm Allison's new pal.
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Hey, anybody want
to buy some oysters?
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Only a couple dozen left.
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MARV:
Yeah, no, you can't
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sell seafood
in the office.
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Oh, of course, yes.
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Beverly Hills, hmm?
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MARV:
Allison, do you know
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how late you are? That's
a real question, by the way.
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My watch stopped working again.I know, and I feel terrible.
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But I did text Nancy,
and she pushed my 2:00.
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Cool if I come
backstage?
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And that area's
no longer sanitary.
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Just call next time, okay?
'Cause you're never late
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and it's a little weird.
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Is he always like this?
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Shaking with worry
like a little Chihuahua?
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What's happening?
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[chuckles]
Your daughter is
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just... fine.
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And, now, if you'll kindly
direct me to your restroom,
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I'd like to take a little
birdbath in your sink.
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That way.
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When did you start
palling around
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with an oyster peddler
in a vest?
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She did help me find out
that Evan was cheating on me.
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I think she comes
from a good place.
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She's going to the bathroom
with the door open.
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Oops! My bad![door shuts]
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[muffled]: Forgot we were
in Beverly Hills.
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Mmm.
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Hey.
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What's going on?Thanks
for coming by.
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Have a seat.
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Okay.
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How's your day so far?
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Well, I...Listen, I got
some rough news,
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and I want to tell you
in person.
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I signed a lease
on a new apartment.
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I'm moving out.That's great.
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With your best friend.
In your own house.
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I just know that you-you felt
safe with Big Bro Brad here.
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The only time I was scared
was the night you screamed
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when you saw a bat.
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I wasn't screaming.
I was scrambling its sonar.
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[knocking]Bat.
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Get the broom.Hello!
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Oh.
[chuckles]
Hey, there you are.
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Hey there, Allison.
You know,
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I felt terrible about
forgetting my wallet
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today at our lunch,
so I wanted to come by,
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give you these flowers
to say thank you.
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Aw. That's so thoughtful.
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Oh. Wow. So, this is where
the magic doesn't happen.
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I get it. [chuckles]Not anymore.
I'm moving out.
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Good for you. So,
you're escaping the, uh,
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vortex of celibacy.
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That's enough.
[chuckles]
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I don't take shots
at where you live.
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Where do
you live?Just south of here.
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Gorgeous doorman building,
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[phone buzzes]very hip, full of
beautiful people.
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Hey, you know what might help
the vibe in this place?
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One of those chairs shaped
like a giant hand.
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You know?
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And I think... yeah...
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it would
just fit through.[phone chimes]
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Ooh. Do we have a match
on your dating app?
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Actually, yes.
Yes, we do.
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Yeah!
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And this one looks interesting.
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He works downtown.
He's a defense attorney.
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Sounds promising.
Swipe right for yes.
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Though, hold the phone--
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You are.he likes
a late harvest Malbec. Mm.
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Could be a douche.
No, I'm out.
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Swiping left.
Though he loves reading.
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Mostly science fiction.
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Your sister just froze.
How do we reboot her?
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I got this.
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Dude, coaster.
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Wow. Well...
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what we have here is a
terminal case of overthinking.
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And the only cure?
A night of underthinking.
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You and I are going out tonight.
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I can't tonight. No, I have
cribbage with my dad.
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Oh, "I love cribbage" is
something no one has ever said.
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Go out with me to a
little club called...
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[whispers]:
Aura.
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Aura? Yeah, we can't
get in there.
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I know the bouncer.
Yes, we will.
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Allison, go with your gut.
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What do you say to an
epic ladies' night out?
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Do it. Do it. Do it. It'll help
you take your mind off
me moving.
What?
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Oh, uh, yes! Yes.Yes!
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No, I can't bail on my dad.
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Uh, it's already happening.
Go for Marv.[phone chimes]
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[line ringing]
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Hey, sweetie.Hi, uh, Dad.
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I've got some bad news.
I'm gonna have to
cancel tonight.
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I...Go with your gut.
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I... It's my gut.
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I have leaky gut. Yes.Wow, you're
terrible at this.
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That's 110% oyster-related.I know.
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They just looked so good.
Yeah, I had one out on the deck
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by myself. Around 6:19.
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Wrap it up.Okay, Dad, I got to... I got to
go. I'll see you at the office.
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And so the
night begins.
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All right, Allison, what are
you gonna wear out tonight?
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Don't think
about it. Go.
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The red jumpsuit
in the back of my closet.
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Yes!No, I can't pull off
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a jumpsuit.No one can.
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They're ridiculous.
They're like adult onesies.
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But the gut has spoken.
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Next, left-handed painkiller
or right-handed painkiller?
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Neither.Suit yourself.
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Rock and roll!
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Okay. All right.[whoops]
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Have my phone.
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[dance music blaring]Vodka or tequila? Go!
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Vodka!
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[grunts, burps]Oh! [whoops]
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Dance floor!Okay!
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[both whooping]
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Yeah! Mm-hmm.
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All right, cowgirl, we
need to find you a man.
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What are you into?
Don't think about it. Go.
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Great ass! [chuckles]
I'm an ass girl. I had no idea.
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I'm on it. Now, do you want to
see a dating app in real life?
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You tell me, and I will
swipe right or left
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for you, okay? Trust
your gut. Let's go![whoops]
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No.
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Nope.
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Hey!
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00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:39,448
Whoa. Hi.
249
00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:40,928
I'm Allison.
250
00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:43,713
Hi. I'm Doug. Have we met?
251
00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:47,630
Oh, my God. You're the guy I got
matched with on my dating app.
252
00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:49,153
What a bizarre coincidence!
253
00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:51,416
There's no such thing
as a coincidence.
254
00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,941
This is 100% pure,
uncut angel magic.
255
00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,551
Now, are we swiping
this guy right?
256
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,813
Trust your gut.
What does it say?
257
00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,467
My gut's telling me
to dance with him.
258
00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:01,035
Well, then that is step one.
Step two is to kiss him.
259
00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:03,603
Because you will not be
certain until you do, okay?
260
00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:07,302
Okay. Hey.
261
00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:09,565
Hey. There was no answer
at your sister's.
262
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,001
Uh, yeah, she went out with Amy.
263
00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,655
I knew she wasn't sick.
264
00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:14,178
She's a horrible liar.
265
00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:16,180
Yeah. She always uses
the time 6:19.
266
00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:17,529
Everybody's got their tells.
267
00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:18,792
It's like you
with the flop sweat.
268
00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,184
You going somewhere?
269
00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:21,490
Yeah, moving out.
270
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:22,665
Got a new place.
271
00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:25,059
Really?Yeah. It's incredible, Dad.
272
00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,843
Balcony, brand-new kitchen,
rooftop access
273
00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,236
to, like, a pool and spa.
274
00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:29,541
Ah. Sounds expensive.
275
00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:31,543
I know. You think it would be.
276
00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:33,981
But it's not.No?
277
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:36,200
It's just you said things
were kind of slow at work.
278
00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:37,506
No, work's good.
279
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:39,856
I, uh, I sold seven houses
yesterday.
280
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,815
Brad...I messed up, Dad.
I messed up.
281
00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:43,643
I don't know what happened.
Amy was telling me
282
00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,340
about going with my gut
and the next thing I know,
283
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,037
I'm signing a two-year lease.
Six months down.
284
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,691
Amy's behind this?
285
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,345
Who is this woman?
286
00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:51,694
I tried to Google her.
287
00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:52,695
Nothing.
288
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,044
Google knows everything.
289
00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,480
I tell you,
it was so weird
290
00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:57,482
I called this cop
friend of mine, huh?
291
00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:59,484
Asked him to do
a background check.
292
00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:00,529
Maybe he's got something.
293
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:01,617
[phone line ringing]
294
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,532
Hello?Jerry. Hey.
295
00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:05,621
Uh, anything on
that Amy character?
296
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,579
JERRY:
Oh, yeah.
297
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:08,798
Turns out that woman's
got quite a record.
298
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:09,886
I knew it.
299
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,192
They're all misdemeanors,
300
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,541
and honestly I've never heard of
301
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:13,629
most of these crimes before.
302
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,326
Aggravated nudity.
303
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,633
Impersonating a vehicle.
304
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,330
Indecent shoplifting.
305
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:20,723
That is a weird rap sheet.
306
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,464
I did find
her current residence--
307
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,335
it's a halfway house
over on Birchwood.
308
00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,337
She said she lived in
a beautiful doorman building.
309
00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:27,730
Anyway, I also found
310
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,558
a video in her file.
311
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:31,560
I just sent you the link.
312
00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:32,604
Great, we'll look at it now.
313
00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:33,997
What? You can't serve me?
314
00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:36,521
Why? I have a shirt
and shoes on.
315
00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:38,828
Whoa, I just saw
a rat back there.
316
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,658
Oh, come on.
Oh.
317
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,706
Whoa.
318
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,490
[speaking indistinctly,
mouth full]
319
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:49,752
Okay, yeah.
320
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,667
I'd have to call that
indecent shoplifting.
321
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,060
Thank you, Jerry.
322
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,670
Thanks.
Thanks very much.
323
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,758
All right, I'm gonna...
324
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,760
I'm gonna try not
to freak out, here.
325
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,414
[deep breathing]
It's...
hey, Dad, it's...
326
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,590
♪ It's all right
Yeah.
327
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:04,811
♪ 'Cause it's all right What are you doing?
328
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,377
I'm singing the song
that Mom used to sing to you
329
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:07,770
to relax you when you were being
330
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:08,815
a little bit
over-protective of us.
331
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,730
♪ It's all right
332
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,035
I don't remember her doing it
with this much eye contact.
333
00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:13,689
♪ It's all right
334
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,648
♪ Have a good time...
335
00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:20,740
Your daughter
is just fine.
336
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,786
Big Bird stole my watch.
337
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,309
Allison is with a criminal.
338
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:26,615
Where'd they go?
339
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,573
Aura...
Stop that.
340
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:29,574
No, it's Aura.
It's a place called Aura.
341
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:30,619
All right,
come on, let's go.
342
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,186
Okay.
343
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:34,536
[music blaring]It's really good to be dancing.
344
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,668
Last year, I got in
a pretty bad car accident.
345
00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:37,931
Oh, totally!
346
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:40,498
What is up with the Kardashians?
347
00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:41,804
Sorry, if I could just, uh...
348
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,719
My daughter, it's...
I'm so sorry.
349
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,894
Actually, let me take
care of this, Dad.
350
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,200
Okay.
What's up...
351
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,115
Kevin. How's the
door tonight?
352
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,681
I used to do
a little road-housing
353
00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:51,335
back in college, so...
354
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,598
So Pops is
freaking out,
355
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:55,296
His daughter's in there,
356
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:56,863
he thinks she might be
in a little bit of trouble.
357
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,647
I was hoping maybe
we could do a quick pop-in.
358
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,214
Give it a little looky-loo?
359
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:03,826
You're good.
360
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,741
Appreciate the solid
from a fellow door dawg.
361
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:06,829
No?
362
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,483
Do you have change for a $50?
363
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,615
Normally, I would tip $20--
that's fine.
364
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,704
♪
365
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:19,494
Shuck it.
366
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,323
WOMAN:
Are you kidding me?
367
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,064
Oh! Is this what you call
368
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:25,630
"going out for formula"?
369
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,632
It's... not what it looks like?
370
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:30,548
Oh, my God. You're married?
371
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:31,985
All right, this is all just
a big misunderstanding.
372
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,769
Okay? Uh, no harm, no foul.
373
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:34,857
She just kissed
my husband!
374
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,293
Well, we all make mistakes.
375
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:37,642
You brought a baby
into a nightclub, so...
376
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,906
I am so, so sorry
about all of this.
377
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,864
[screaming]
378
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:44,998
Allison!
379
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,216
Kev, we got a fight
on the floor!
380
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,523
Hey, that baby
just took my choker.
381
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,090
Uh... that's it.
382
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,439
You've had your fun, baby.
383
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,484
Now hand over
the choker,
384
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:54,921
or I'm gonna make you wish
you were never Bjorn.
385
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:57,924
[laughter]
386
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,751
Rule number one for bouncers:
387
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:02,015
you want to use humor
to defuse a crisis.
388
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:04,844
Let's go.I did get the formula,
it's in the...
389
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:07,020
What the hell did you
get me into, Amy?
390
00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:14,375
Okay, what are you two
even doing here?
391
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:15,724
Just thought
you might want to know
392
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,204
your friend here,
the Jolly Blonde Giant,
393
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:18,770
has a criminal record.
394
00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,163
Oh, tiny stuff.
395
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:22,818
And most of it was when
I was young and in my 40s.
396
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:23,950
Tell how you stole my watch.
397
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,561
I did not steal your watch.
398
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:28,345
And how you drunkenly
Pooh-Beared it all up
399
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:29,869
inside of a donut shop.
400
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,219
I did not steal your watch.
401
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:33,785
Why don't you tell us about
402
00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:35,004
how you lied to us
about where you live.
403
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:36,571
All right,
what the hell is going on?
404
00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:38,573
Allison, come on.
You know me.
405
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,140
I know you said
you were my friend.
406
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,663
But my friends don't lie to me.
407
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,056
Okay, honey,
I want you to trust me,
408
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,014
so why don't we all
go over to my place?
409
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:47,016
You can see where I live,
learn all about me.
410
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,626
I have no secrets.
411
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,280
Give me another chance, okay?
412
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,152
Okay.
413
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,631
Last chance.
414
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:54,937
Let's go.
Okay.
415
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,765
We gonna get all cozy
and fit in one car?
416
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,071
Santa's got
some room right here,
417
00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,420
if you've been
a good girl.
418
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,683
[laughs]
I can't stop.
419
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:04,468
All right, this is it.
420
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:05,774
This is where I live.
421
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,080
It's a supervised facility
422
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:08,908
for people getting
back on their feet.
423
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,344
I'm a live-in counselor here.
424
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:11,911
Really?
Mm-hmm.
425
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,869
So are you a counselor here
or are you a resident?
426
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,349
I am a counselor,
427
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,785
Allison,
428
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:17,917
in residence.
429
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,397
So this is
the doorman building?
430
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:23,096
You may see a halfway house
with a security staff,
431
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:25,968
but what I see is
a grand doorman building.
432
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,752
And the people here
are beautiful.
433
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,058
That's a great story.
434
00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:31,278
Counterpoint:
435
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,844
here's my stolen watch.
436
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,498
Case closed. Saddle up.
437
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:35,891
Marv... listen.
438
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,893
I felt bad that things
between the two of us
439
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,416
got off on the wrong foot,
440
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,505
so I had your watch fixed.
441
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:42,854
Check it out.
442
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,769
I was going to leave it
at your office tomorrow.
443
00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:45,814
[knock on doorframe]Yeah.
444
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,382
Ah. This must be your doorman,
445
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:49,818
completing the Park Avenue vibe.
446
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:51,951
No visitors
after 10:00 p.m.
447
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,996
I'm marking you down
for this one, Amy.
448
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,215
Oh...We were just leaving.
449
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,739
Allison...
Good night, Amy.
450
00:15:57,782 --> 00:15:59,828
[sighs]
451
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:02,004
Et tu,Hot Pockets?
452
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,224
We're not doing that anymore.
453
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:15,017
I am sorry you're stuck
with this new apartment.
454
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,323
I'm good.
455
00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:20,936
Brad...
456
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,982
this place is
incredible!
457
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,853
I know.
It's expensive.
458
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,420
Hey, you guys moving in?
459
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:27,725
Yes!
460
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,031
Just me, though.
461
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,641
Not her. Who is my sister.
462
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:31,903
We aren't dating.
463
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,818
No. Ever. Never were dating.
464
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,516
I'm Brad. Single Brad.
465
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,692
Hey, Single Brad.
I'm Katie.
466
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,129
It'll be so nice to finally
have a man on this floor.
467
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:42,349
This place is, like, all girls.
468
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,133
I used to be a bouncer.
469
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:45,526
KATIE:
That's great.
470
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,049
See you around.
471
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:49,965
Amy is a genius.
472
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,053
Oh, really?
473
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,968
Because one cute
girl lives here?
474
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,144
No, no, no. I really think
our lives are getting better.
475
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:56,667
Yours, yeah.
476
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,234
I mean, you have
this brand-new apartment.
477
00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,541
It's great.
But how is Amy good for me?
478
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,151
You got out of the house
last night.
479
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,674
You had an amazing time.
480
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,024
Before you kissed
a married man.
481
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,373
Who had a wife.
Who had a baby.
482
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,070
That kiss was disgusting,
by the way.
483
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,463
It was weird.
484
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:11,813
It was like it felt wrong
the second I did it.
485
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:14,337
Exactly. Now you know
that guy's not right for you.
486
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:17,775
Yeah.
487
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,255
Yeah, I guess would have stared
488
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:20,865
at that guy's profile
for a whole week,
489
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:23,129
not knowing
he was a married dirtbag.
490
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:24,826
Amy.
491
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,088
Good God,
I want this whole building
492
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,829
to move in slow motion.
493
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,483
Oh, Dad, gross,
you're... Dad.
I know, right?
494
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:30,832
You can thank Amy,
by the way.
495
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:31,963
She turned me
onto this place.
496
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:33,791
Let's not speak
of the giant.
497
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,097
I will say, however,
498
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,142
it appears she
fixed my watch.
499
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,839
She did fix it?
500
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,107
[knocks twice]
501
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,630
Hey.
Hey!
502
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:49,068
She's back! Come on in.
503
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,070
What's going on?
Are you moving?
504
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,158
Yeah, seems like the next
505
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,029
logical step
after being kicked out.
506
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,987
Apparently,
having guests after hours
507
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:57,641
brought on a lot
of scrutiny,
508
00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,643
even for counselors, so...
509
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:02,081
I can't believe we got you
kicked out. I'm sorry.
510
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,387
I should have told you
that I lived at a halfway house,
511
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:05,910
but I've asked
your little human brain
512
00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:08,522
to process so much
in the last few weeks,
513
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,176
I didn't think
you could handle it all.
514
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,134
My little human brain?
515
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,093
Yeah, as opposed
to the angel super computer
516
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,007
I got goin' on right up here.
517
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:17,357
[trilling]You were right.
518
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,272
I've been a little stuck
519
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,578
and, uh, it felt really nice
520
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,145
to make some decisions.
521
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,105
But then, you know,
522
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,150
you start talking
about being an angel
523
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:31,545
and how you have this-this
computer inside your head
524
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:35,114
and I'm just like, what the hell
am I doing with this woman?
525
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,854
So...
526
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,552
I am just going
to ask you:
527
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,162
are you crazy?
528
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,772
Does it matter?
529
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,557
Yes!
530
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:47,169
Hey!Hey, sister.
531
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,171
[laughs] Aw...
532
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,955
I heard you're leaving.Yes, I am.
533
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,306
Are you bucking
for my mini-fridge?
No.
534
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:56,047
I just wanted
to say thank you.
Oh...
535
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,179
This woman
is a godsend.
536
00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,615
Aw, I'm really
happy for you.
537
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,182
Call me anytime, okay?Mm-hmm.
538
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,531
My phone is always on.Okay.
539
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,664
Mute.
So leave a message.
540
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,840
[laughs]
541
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,276
Aw.
542
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,973
Nice girl.
Lots of problems.
543
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,279
Nose candy.
544
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:13,108
Ah... shuck it.
545
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,503
This is probably nuts,
546
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,679
but, uh, hanging
out with you,
547
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:21,290
strangely, seems
to be good for me.
548
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,118
Brad's moving out of the garage,
549
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,077
so do you want to crash
there for a while?
550
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:29,080
Allison, wow.
551
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:31,039
I would love to.
552
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:33,215
But are you sure?
Have you thought about this?
553
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,913
Not at all.
That's my girl.
Up top.
554
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,960
[laughs]
555
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,353
Why are you clapping?I don't know.
556
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:42,355
Going with my gut.
Feels good.
557
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,535
I don't think
it's going to fit.
558
00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,580
Oh, it'll fit. Right there.
559
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,888
Your new tenant has a box
560
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,803
labeled "Loose Bones"...?
561
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,326
That's for
a project, Marv.
562
00:19:57,370 --> 00:20:00,024
Oh, thanks for being here
on time this morning.
563
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,939
[pats rear]
564
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:04,115
I don't think her moving in
is a good idea.
565
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,944
Dad, I know you've been worried
about me since the breakup,
566
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:08,772
and I appreciate that,
567
00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:10,078
but I'm going to be okay.
568
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,949
LAPD has a photograph of her
569
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:14,343
riding her bicycle
on the Santa Monica freeway.
570
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:16,171
In the carpool lane.
571
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,173
[singing along with radio]:
♪ Say it's all right
572
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,393
♪ It's all right
573
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,133
♪ Say it's all right
574
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:24,527
♪ It's all right...
575
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:26,225
♪ It's all right
576
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:29,053
♪ Have a good time
577
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:31,099
♪ 'Cause it's all right...
578
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:33,188
Just be careful, okay, sweetie?
579
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,669
♪ We're gonna move it slow
580
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:41,370
♪ When lights are low
581
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:42,719
♪ When you move it slow...
582
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,504
That's my work bench.
583
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:46,288
Oyster King of L.A.
is coming over
584
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,550
and this little garage
585
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:48,856
ain't gonna know what hit it!
586
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:50,858
Going for
five orgasms.
587
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,990
Get your earplugs.
588
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,296
[contented sigh]
589
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:55,558
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