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I made it. Look.
I made it out of the maze.
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That's a connect the dots, Trip.
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You're funny.
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Taylor, stop slouching.
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Mom, stop momming.
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I'm in college now.
I can slouch if I want to.
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Better.
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You're what we in academia call
a "textbook control freak."
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Wow.
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I can't believe
I'm dating a college girl.
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An older woman.
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Trip, just because I'm in college
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doesn't make me older than you.
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It just makes me in college.
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Not only are you older, you're wiser.
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En garde, Anna-Kat!
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Franklin, are you ever at your own home?
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Yeah, but I bike over super early
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and put my ear to the sewer and
wait for the morning's first flush.
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You're not crouching enough.
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What do you know about fencing?
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I know you have to crouch.
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I don't want to do this anymore.
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Tough.
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You're doing a sport,
and you picked this one,
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and you are not stopping just because
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there are less fights
to the death than you thought.
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But it's so hot in this mask!
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This'll cool you off.
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Hey!
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Stop bullying me!
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Mothering is bullying.
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Mrs. Otto, if I were 50 years older,
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I'd take a run at you.
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Oh.
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Did you do your chores?
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Oh.
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Uh, chores are household tasks
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designed to teach you
personal responsibility.
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Oh! Poor people stuff.
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I'm in.
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Good. Go make the beds.
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Okay.
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Um, where do you keep your pillow mints?
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Just go.
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And I will be up to make sure it's done.
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I know you sold your lasagna business,
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but you need to find a new life
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so you can stay out of ours.
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When the lasagna business
became a pain in the ass,
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I sold it!
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Don't think I won't do the same to you!
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Textbook control freak.
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You micromanage, you're moody,
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you judge others' behaviors...
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You have really nice hair.
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Your laugh is very comforting.
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I thought I'd throw in some
compliments to soften the blow.
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Eh.
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She has been at that college
of yours for a month-and-a-half
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and already talking down to her mother.
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Am I a control freak?
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Uhhh...
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I'm not a T-rex, Greg.
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I see you whether you move or not.
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Mom has always been up in our business,
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but recently, it's at a whole new level.
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I mean, she started writing
my name in my clothes again.
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Like, it's nice. It helps me remember.
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But still.
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Well, she's gone from being busy
with her business
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to having nothing to do,
so she's putting
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all that excess energy
into smothering you guys.
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Ah. Transference.
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You just need to show her
a little extra patience.
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It's not that hard.
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My generation has no patience!
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You know that new sub shop?
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Took them five whole minutes
to make my sandwich.
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I was Yelping by minute three.
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I was starving.
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What is this?
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"Future home of Westport Plaza.
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A luxury shopping
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and dining experience"?
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Tight.
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No, not tight! Loose!
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They can't do this.
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This isn't just any field!
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In April 1775,
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Israel Bissel stopped here
to feed his horse!
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Who's Israel Bissel?
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He let the colonists know
the British were coming.
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I thought that was the Revere dude.
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Paul Revere rode 12 miles.
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Israel Bissel rode 345!
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Had he not fed his horse
in this very field,
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he may not have made it to Philadelphia,
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and we may not have won the war!
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The only reason Paul Revere got credit
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was that his name rhymes with
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"Listen, my children,
and you shall hear"
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in the poem by Longfellow.
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Nothing rhymes with "Bissel"!
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Unless you're Snoop Dogg. Fo shizzle.
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Well, Westport Plaza,
the Otto is coming.
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The Otto is coming.
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And what makes Buenos Niños energy drink
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better than the rest?
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The gold flakes are real.
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It's 24 karats of deliciousness.
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And all it costs is $50,000 a can.
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So, a six-pack is worth
more than a house?
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Yeah, but not, like, a nice house.
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I don't think you're gonna get
a good grade.
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Next up, Trevor, with his idea
for an app called "Gyftee."
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Gyftee helps find
the perfect gift to get someone
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by compiling
all of their online information.
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It's like a dating app,
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but instead of matching you with people,
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it matches you with presents.
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Interesting idea.
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But are there any concerns over privacy?
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Not for me.
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What are you hiding, Carl?
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I was only pointing out the fact that...
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No, the fact that you don't like it
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makes me realize
that it's the perfect idea.
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You're all lemmings.
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I'm gonna find someone
to invest in this app
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and become super rich,
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and you're all gonna brag
that you knew me in high school,
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and you'll try to friend me on Facebook,
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but I will have you blocked.
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All of you will be blocked.
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Carl.
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Shut up!
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There you are.
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I wanted to run some new
theme song ideas by you
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for my podcast.
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♪ Getting Frank with Franklin ♪
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Or...
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♪ Getting Frank with F-F-F-F-Franklin ♪
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What's wrong?
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Did I amaze you into silence?
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You're my only guest
and my only listener,
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so it's important I get some feedback.
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Look, when my mom
sprayed me in the face,
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all you did was laugh at me.
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You're my boyfriend,
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and you're supposed to
have my back, but...
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now when I look at
those gorgeous freckles,
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all I see is disappointment.
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I didn't know, baby! I can change!
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Hey, Trevor.
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I think Gyftee's a great idea.
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The fact that you guys like it
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makes me like it a little bit less,
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so I'm gonna get away
from your stupid faces.
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Taylor is taking this psych class,
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and now she's analyzing me.
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She thinks I'm controlling
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because I now have no life of my own.
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That sounds about right.
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Come on!
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I know you're on vacation with...
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Oh, God. What's his name, again?
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Oh. Well, you can just call him
what I call him...
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son of my gardener.
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The sooner you help me with my problem,
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the sooner you can get back to him.
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Well, why aren't you
bothering Angela with this?
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She's still on that business trip
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and claims that she has bad reception.
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How many tunnels are in Baltimore?
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Okay.
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Angela would say some crap about, eh,
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channeling your energy
into someone who's not your kid.
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And while she was talking,
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I would then secretly
take a bite out of her salad.
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Channel my energy into someone else?
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I can do that.
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Are you sure taking your gardener's
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22-year-old son to Hawaii
is emotionally healthy for you?
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Oh, no, no, no!
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Don't channel your energy into me!
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Being emotionally unhealthy
is my healthiest trait!
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Yup. This is definitely the power tie.
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It's actually made from the ears
of cashmere goats.
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The Maldives have no rules.
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After I get this internship,
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Harvard will be begging to take me.
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And then after I graduate,
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all my clothes will be goat ears.
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Don't worry, guys. I'll get it.
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Look, Mrs. Otto! I'm doing a chore!
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No!
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It should hang over the top
and waterfall down.
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Waterfalls go down.
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The kid was so excited.
You just couldn't help yourself.
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Fine! I won't say another word.
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I certainly won't tell Trip
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that if he wants to open that jar,
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he has to turn it to the left.
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Oh, man.
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I thought about
going that direction, too.
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My clinical recommendation
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as a member of
the higher-education community
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is to stop bothering our boyfriends...
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Not my boyfriend.
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...and focus on anyone else.
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Dad!
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Go after him.
He's in love with a meadow.
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And he has no idea what to do about it.
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What meadow?
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I hate you guys.
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It's actually an historic field,
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and I'm gonna write a letter
to the City Council
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to try to save it
from becoming a retail space.
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You're not writing a dumb letter.
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You are going to address
the City Council directly,
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and I'm going to help you.
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I'm not sure I need your help.
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Well, buckle up,
'cause you're getting it.
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I'm gonna call the City Council
and get you signed up.
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And while we're at it, we're
gonna trim those sideburns.
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And we're gonna
get up in there, as well.
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You want to practice your speech for me?
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- No, thanks.
- Come on!
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The City Council meeting is tomorrow.
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I'm a very good listener.
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Begin.
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Okay.
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- Dear councilmem...
- Dear?!
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What, are you writing
your grandma from summer camp?
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You got to be stern with these people.
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It has come to my attention
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that the zoning commission
has allowed constr...
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Now drop a really bad F-bomb.
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Why?
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Bad language gets their attention.
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It lets them know that you are
assertive and confident.
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Can I at least get through
the first [bleep] sentence?!
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[bleep]
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See?
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Now you got my attention!
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And I'm a little turned on.
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Oliver Otto!
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Thanks for making the time to see me.
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Here's my résumé.
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Wow! Two pages!
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I know.
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When do I start, right?
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Aren't you gonna read it?
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Don't need to.
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Let me guess...
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you did a sport that's not
typical so you'd stand out?
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Like gymnastics or polo?
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Ballet.
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And did community service
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to seem like a sensitive person?
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Teen Help Line.
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And this internship was supposed to
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seal the deal for... Yale?
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Harvard.
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Well, 10 years ago,
your plan might have worked.
268
00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,869
Now everyone does the same thing.
269
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,037
You're a dime a dozen.
270
00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:06,672
There's nothing exceptional about you.
271
00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:10,009
Look, with this résumé,
you might just get into Cornell.
272
00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:11,387
Maybe.
273
00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:13,646
And you're not getting
an internship here.
274
00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:14,656
Good luck, Oscar.
275
00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:15,781
It's Oliver.
276
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,616
It doesn't matter.
277
00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,460
Hey, Anna-Kat.
278
00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:29,462
You want to practice
our French accents after school
279
00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:30,896
so we can nail our en garde?
280
00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,765
I know you're trying
to get me to say "oui, oui,"
281
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:33,799
but no.
282
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,734
Come on, Anna-Kat. I'm sorry.
283
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,803
I'm new to this boyfriend thing.
284
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,238
Hey, I was next.
285
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,474
Well, now you're not.
286
00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:44,043
Excuse me, sir. You just cut
in front of this young lady.
287
00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,744
Why don't you mind your own business?
288
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,780
Defending her is my business.
289
00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,992
I challenge you to a duel.
290
00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:02,461
How about instead, I kick
your ass after school today?
291
00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:04,630
Uh, actually,
I have a dentist appointment.
292
00:11:05,278 --> 00:11:06,298
What time?
293
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,418
I think 4:00,
294
00:11:07,443 --> 00:11:09,611
but they make you get there
early to fill out paperwork.
295
00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:11,337
Fine. Tomorrow.
296
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:12,705
But I'd keep that dentist's number
297
00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,406
for when I knock your teeth out.
298
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:19,778
Well, now you're getting
the hang of the boyfriend thing.
299
00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,681
I'll be sure to mention that
when I speak at your memorial.
300
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,316
Thanks.
301
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,858
How much longer are you gonna
look at that menu?
302
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:33,959
I can't make up my mind.
303
00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:35,494
I've never been to a restaurant
304
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,796
that offers burgers and tacos.
305
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,865
Oh, my God. There's another page.
306
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:40,866
Mm.
307
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,001
You know, it's possible
308
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:44,170
you're suffering from
something called "aboulomania."
309
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,305
It's a disorder that causes one
to be indecisive.
310
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,606
I don't have that.
311
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:48,707
Mm.
312
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,109
Sounds like you're having
a side of denial
313
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,677
with your main course of aboulomania.
314
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,780
Now I know what your mom
was talking about.
315
00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:55,748
What?
316
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,717
I know I'm not in college, like you,
317
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,920
but I do know
what you're suffering from...
318
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,054
know-it-all-omania.
319
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,456
Sigmund Freud was misunderstood
in his time, too.
320
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,326
It's Sigmund and Freud.
321
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,728
And Freud was eaten by a tiger,
so how smart was he?
322
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,768
Cornell is known for hotel management?
323
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:16,902
Huh. What?
324
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,137
Do you take classes
325
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,872
on which fruit to put
in the lobby water?
326
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,574
Forget about blowing the interview.
327
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,875
I called my parents,
328
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,010
and they were actually having
drinks with the Thatcher family.
329
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,879
Not only will Kent interview you again,
330
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,547
but he'll give you whatever you want.
331
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,783
I don't know. Maybe he's right.
332
00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:32,851
Maybe I am a dime a dozen.
333
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,053
Hey.
334
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,421
That guy's a douchebag,
335
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,523
and I have every faith that one day,
336
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,758
you'll blossom into a douchebag
just like him.
337
00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:41,193
Thanks.
338
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,196
Look, Mrs. Otto!
339
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,731
Chores!
340
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:48,867
Cooper, there is supposed to be
a pad on the end of this!
341
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,369
You're picking up no dirt,
342
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,371
and you're scratching the floors.
343
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,506
Oh, I guess that's why
it didn't do such a good job
344
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,208
of cleaning the toilet, either.
345
00:12:58,812 --> 00:12:59,878
There you are!
346
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,747
Let's go pick out
what we're going to wear
347
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,716
to the City Council meeting tomorrow.
348
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,417
- We?
- Yeah. I'm coming with you.
349
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,354
But... you know who needs your guidance?
350
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:09,555
The kids.
351
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,924
I bet Taylor's confused about something,
352
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,125
Oliver's up to no good,
353
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,928
and Anna-Kat's off on some
misadventure we'll laugh about,
354
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,731
but in hindsight realize
put her in genuine danger.
355
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,266
Oh, no. They're fine.
356
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,102
Now, you... you are another story.
357
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,738
I want to focus all my passion on...
358
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:26,872
What are we talking about, again?
359
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,540
- Saving a field.
- That.
360
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,280
And in conclusion, I believe
361
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,815
Westport should build
Connecticut's first cat park.
362
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,651
The dogs have had their day.
363
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:39,785
Time's up.
364
00:13:40,482 --> 00:13:42,921
# MeowToo!
365
00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:46,417
Mrs. Ablin, we'll take it
under advisement.
366
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,393
Thank you.
367
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,628
Next on the docket... Greg Otto.
368
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,833
Hello.
369
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:55,801
My name is Greg Otto.
370
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,836
On behalf of
the Westport Historical Guild,
371
00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,605
of which I am recording secretary...
372
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,681
...I implore you to reconsider
building a retail space
373
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,783
on the corner of Post Road and Sylvan.
374
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,084
Greg.
375
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,319
Drop it.
376
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,654
This is hallowed ground.
377
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,557
You may not know this, but in 1775...
378
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,626
What my husband is trying to say is,
379
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,662
get off your [bleep]
and save this [bleep] field.
380
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,299
Let's not take this under advisement.
381
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,367
Let's just vote.
382
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,835
Uh, b-but my five minutes aren't up.
383
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,970
All in favor
of rejecting Mr. Otto's request
384
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,006
and banning them from the premises?
385
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,646
It's because you were slouching.
386
00:14:47,403 --> 00:14:48,799
I had to move my office hours
387
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,279
to accommodate
that City Council meeting,
388
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:51,447
only to be humiliated,
389
00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:53,103
when a letter would have worked
just fine!
390
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:55,527
I said that I was sorry in the car.
391
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,863
No, you said, "I think there's
a Popeyes on the way home,"
392
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,098
then you checked your phone
393
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,567
and said, "Oh, sorry, I was wrong."
394
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,135
I know you're going through something.
395
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,003
I've tried to be patient,
but this has to stop.
396
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,438
I know!
397
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:09,908
But all I have is you and the kids.
398
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:13,679
I'm 40 years old, and I don't
have a purpose with my life!
399
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:16,014
I mean, look at you. You have a purpose!
400
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,250
Even though it's a stretch
of patchy grass
401
00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:20,252
by the side of the road
that people stop to pee at
402
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,054
when they can't make it
to the gas station.
403
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,689
I laid down in that field.
404
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,157
I don't have anything.
405
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,492
So, like it or not,
406
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:29,061
you and the kids
are my stretch of patchy grass.
407
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,062
Get used to it.
408
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,499
Hello?
409
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:34,500
Oh.
410
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,068
Okay. I'll be right there.
411
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,236
It's Principal Ablin's office.
412
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,571
I have to go to the school
to deal with one of the kids.
413
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:40,572
Oh, which one?
414
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:41,607
It doesn't matter.
415
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,108
At least this gives me something to do
416
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,411
until I inevitably start making
seashell jewelry.
417
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:49,214
I Googled "hobbies for old widows."
418
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,783
Oh, I'm outliving you.
419
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,918
Being with me has taken
years off your life.
420
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,125
Hey, Trevor.
421
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,026
Unlearn my name.
422
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,227
Hear me out.
423
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,563
Cooper... you know, dumb face?
424
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,832
He got me a meeting
with Thatcher Middleton.
425
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,835
But instead of asking for an internship,
426
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,037
I asked for seed money
for your Gyftee app.
427
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:13,272
- What?
- Oh, yeah.
428
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:14,973
I laid out the whole idea to him.
429
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,742
And he liked it.
430
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,110
Or he was afraid to say no.
431
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,912
Either way, we're in business.
432
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:21,980
We?
433
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,148
Oh, Trevor.
434
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,818
How do I say this?
435
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,085
You're a tough hang.
436
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,321
That's why you'll never
get Gyftee off the ground.
437
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:32,491
You need me to be
the face to your brain,
438
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,660
and I need it to get into college.
439
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,829
Anyone can get an internship,
440
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,464
but starting a company?
441
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,132
Oh. That's bold.
442
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,834
And different.
443
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,469
And certainly not dime a dozen.
444
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,604
You really think you can deal with me?
445
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,840
What did you do?
446
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,508
Not me. Must be Anna-Kat.
447
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:50,709
Why did I have kids?
448
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,678
I should have just gotten gerbils.
449
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,813
Something with a low life expectancy.
450
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,883
That's my mother.
451
00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,451
She's been training me my whole life
452
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,119
to deal with someone like you.
453
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,123
Where's Anna-Kat?
454
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,625
You're here for me.
455
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:07,759
Have a seat.
456
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,132
I tried calling Franklin's mother,
457
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,134
but he explained
that his mother is neglectful
458
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,704
just shy of the point
where I'm mandated to report it.
459
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,340
I'd rather have you for
a situation like this anyway.
460
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,774
What situation?
461
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,611
Franklin challenged
an eighth grader to a duel.
462
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,747
Ready to get your ass kicked?
463
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,817
Stall until I find a teacher, okay?
464
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,187
Excuse me.
Is it okay if I stretch first?
465
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:38,023
Sure. Give the guys a chance
to get their phones out.
466
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,158
Get your phones out!
467
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:41,193
Thank you.
468
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,704
Okay, I guess I'm ready.
469
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,074
Where is Anna-Kat and that teacher?!
470
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,309
There wasn't a fight.
471
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:59,211
The other kid chickened out
and reported the incident.
472
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,046
So, of course, I have to punish him.
473
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,214
Absolutely.
474
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,216
There's nothing worse than a narc.
475
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,150
I mean Franklin.
476
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:06,351
Oh.
477
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,854
We have a zero-tolerance policy
when it comes to fighting.
478
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,656
Three-day suspension is mandatory.
479
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,617
You know what's wrong with this country?
480
00:18:12,642 --> 00:18:14,760
No more schoolyard fights.
481
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,195
We are raising
a generation of young people
482
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,790
who will talk your ear off
when a good punch in the chops
483
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,333
will take care of the whole thing.
484
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:24,002
I don't usually care for you,
but I secretly agree.
485
00:18:25,087 --> 00:18:28,240
Getting beat up was some
of the best times of my life.
486
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,374
Oh.
487
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,244
I'll let Franklin off with a warning...
488
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,378
and some of these.
489
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,081
Tell your friends.
490
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,716
Thank you!
491
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,657
What is going on?
492
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,793
Oh, instead of figuring out
the whole sweeping thing,
493
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,528
Cooper had an army of VacBots delivered.
494
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,529
You'll be happy to know
495
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:51,964
after we left the City Council meeting,
496
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,232
they voted to defund
the Historical Guild.
497
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,202
Why didn't you just write a letter?
498
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,203
It's a little funny.
499
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,149
You!
500
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,284
Turn those off right now.
501
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,920
And I am going to teach you
502
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,755
how to use a mop, a broom, and a...
503
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:17,322
Mom!
504
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,291
No. It's okay.
505
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:22,594
You know why I live here
instead of with my parents?
506
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,795
This lady.
507
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,698
You call her controlling, but I love it.
508
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,266
Me too.
509
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:31,303
That's why I called Mrs. Otto
instead of my mom.
510
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,639
And she always smells like string beans.
511
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:35,607
Huh.
512
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,175
In an interesting twist,
513
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,977
apparently, your stretch of patchy grass
514
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,512
also includes Cooper and Franklin.
515
00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,180
Do we have mold in the walls?
516
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,849
Because that's the only explanation
517
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,250
for what's going on here.
518
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,451
No. They're right.
519
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,620
Trip's been mad at me
for being a know-it-all,
520
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,884
but it turns out
I don't know it all at all.
521
00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:53,072
I mean, to us,
she can be super annoying,
522
00:19:53,097 --> 00:19:54,860
but apparently, to everyone else,
523
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,428
you're just this amazing mom.
524
00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,831
Oh, maybe there's a gas leak?
525
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,333
Wait.
526
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,001
I know what you should do.
527
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,171
You should start a mommy vlog.
528
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,839
You just want me out of your nose hair.
529
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,207
No, no. Think about it.
530
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:11,510
These three were fortunate
enough to have your guidance,
531
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:13,211
but other kids out there
weren't so lucky.
532
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,147
And instead of messing with our lives,
533
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,314
you could mess with theirs.
534
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,250
And make money at it.
535
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,952
Maybe this is my purpose.
536
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,890
You know what?
537
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:28,326
I'm gonna mom the whole freakin' planet!
538
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,996
May take a few years
off its life, but worth it.
539
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:31,997
Yeah.
540
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,199
Maybe we're in another dimension.
541
00:20:44,206 --> 00:20:46,381
I'm sorry for screwing up
the City Council meeting
542
00:20:46,406 --> 00:20:47,850
and making you lose your field.
543
00:20:47,897 --> 00:20:49,264
You also did some real damage
544
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:50,865
when you trimmed my nose hairs.
545
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:51,912
It hurts to breathe.
546
00:20:55,571 --> 00:20:57,539
- What's this?
- The signature sheet
547
00:20:57,573 --> 00:20:59,274
that you will need
to run for City Council
548
00:20:59,308 --> 00:21:00,875
in order to save the Historical Guild
549
00:21:00,943 --> 00:21:02,343
and that urine-soaked field.
550
00:21:02,378 --> 00:21:04,178
I'm running for City Council?
551
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,214
I'm running for City Council!
552
00:21:06,248 --> 00:21:08,383
I'm proud to be your first signature.
553
00:21:08,450 --> 00:21:09,317
Although, it's not valid.
554
00:21:09,385 --> 00:21:10,618
I'm not registered to vote
555
00:21:10,653 --> 00:21:12,220
because I don't want them
to get me for jury duty.
556
00:21:12,254 --> 00:21:13,855
Well, thanks, honey.
557
00:21:13,923 --> 00:21:15,189
You're not registered to vote?
558
00:21:18,072 --> 00:21:19,227
Get out!
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