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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,284 --> 00:00:21,284 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:01:46,337 --> 00:01:48,171 And get your rights back? 3 00:01:48,173 --> 00:01:51,674 Or are we just supposed to slink off into 4 00:01:51,676 --> 00:01:56,647 some dustbin of world history? 5 00:02:17,534 --> 00:02:20,435 All right, remote utility clients engaged. 6 00:02:20,437 --> 00:02:22,740 Yeah, laptops and cameras enslaved. 7 00:02:23,741 --> 00:02:26,642 Remote access tools have gotta be the most awesome invention 8 00:02:26,644 --> 00:02:27,846 since blackmail itself. 9 00:02:30,213 --> 00:02:32,614 That's right baby, twerk that ass! 10 00:02:32,616 --> 00:02:34,282 Yes! 11 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:35,150 Ooh! 12 00:02:35,152 --> 00:02:36,786 Big tit MILF who knows how to cook. 13 00:02:36,788 --> 00:02:38,954 I might need to find out where she lives and propose. 14 00:02:38,956 --> 00:02:41,323 I bet she'll pay big bucks to squash this video. 15 00:02:43,694 --> 00:02:44,495 Ooh, yes sir. 16 00:02:45,663 --> 00:02:46,995 You think she'll be a grand? 17 00:02:46,997 --> 00:02:48,464 Two, at least. 18 00:02:48,466 --> 00:02:49,698 Whoa. 19 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:50,600 Whoa, whoa. 20 00:02:52,836 --> 00:02:53,536 What's happening? 21 00:02:53,538 --> 00:02:54,873 Something up with your feeds? 22 00:02:55,973 --> 00:02:57,707 I don't know. 23 00:02:57,709 --> 00:03:00,342 That's weird. 24 00:03:00,344 --> 00:03:02,713 I'm getting a lot of old-school static. 25 00:03:03,914 --> 00:03:04,782 Oh. 26 00:03:06,283 --> 00:03:09,320 Whoa, wait, something's comin' through. 27 00:03:11,389 --> 00:03:12,787 Can you get rid of it? 28 00:03:12,789 --> 00:03:14,859 Yeah, just watch me. 29 00:03:17,461 --> 00:03:20,596 It looks like you got your creep back on. 30 00:03:20,598 --> 00:03:21,564 Told you. 31 00:03:21,566 --> 00:03:23,499 They don't know who they're messing with. 32 00:03:23,501 --> 00:03:24,436 Perverts. 33 00:03:27,305 --> 00:03:29,572 You fuckin' kidding me? 34 00:03:34,579 --> 00:03:37,346 It feels like he's laughing at you. 35 00:03:37,348 --> 00:03:38,650 Hello, my dark princess. 36 00:03:41,485 --> 00:03:43,485 Have you collected this year's evidence 37 00:03:43,487 --> 00:03:46,822 of man's sins and follies? 38 00:03:46,824 --> 00:03:48,556 But of course. 39 00:03:48,558 --> 00:03:52,528 I can't get rid of him. 40 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:53,564 Let me see. 41 00:03:57,034 --> 00:03:59,435 I can't find an IP address or anything. 42 00:03:59,437 --> 00:04:00,970 The guy's a ghost. 43 00:04:00,972 --> 00:04:04,376 Weird. 44 00:04:06,743 --> 00:04:08,310 Ah. 45 00:04:08,312 --> 00:04:10,713 I can't believe you got hacked. 46 00:04:10,715 --> 00:04:12,514 I know, it's crazy. 47 00:04:12,516 --> 00:04:16,254 Romance, and the search for perfection, 48 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,925 can sometime be called at odds with each other. 49 00:04:21,492 --> 00:04:24,362 This story is called Mates. 50 00:04:42,447 --> 00:04:44,846 Every time I delete Reggie's email, 51 00:04:44,848 --> 00:04:47,382 he just starts up a new account, and then, 52 00:04:47,384 --> 00:04:48,550 the hate letters start 53 00:04:48,552 --> 00:04:49,721 all over again. 54 00:04:51,723 --> 00:04:52,721 One day he says he still loves me, 55 00:04:52,723 --> 00:04:55,524 and the next day, he's threatening to kill me. 56 00:04:55,526 --> 00:04:57,625 You don't return my calls, bitch. 57 00:04:57,627 --> 00:05:00,128 Why the fuck you don't return my calls, bitch? 58 00:05:00,130 --> 00:05:00,995 Why the fuck... 59 00:05:00,997 --> 00:05:01,863 I've tried to tell him 60 00:05:01,865 --> 00:05:03,598 that we're not meant for each other, 61 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:04,899 we're not supposed to be together, 62 00:05:04,901 --> 00:05:06,034 but he's not listening. 63 00:05:06,036 --> 00:05:09,772 Well that's because psychos don't listen to anybody. 64 00:05:09,774 --> 00:05:11,373 I mean, you only dated him for six months 65 00:05:11,375 --> 00:05:13,642 before he started to hit you. 66 00:05:13,644 --> 00:05:15,978 He done lost his damn mind. 67 00:05:19,951 --> 00:05:24,086 You should write an article about what an asshole he is. 68 00:05:24,088 --> 00:05:26,589 I just want to find a good man. 69 00:05:26,591 --> 00:05:27,589 How hard is that? 70 00:05:27,591 --> 00:05:30,392 I mean, why does it have to be so freakin' hard? 71 00:05:30,394 --> 00:05:31,793 Aww, honey. 72 00:05:31,795 --> 00:05:34,562 It's the law of supply and demand. 73 00:05:34,564 --> 00:05:36,765 The supply is low and... 74 00:05:37,468 --> 00:05:40,002 They think we're too demanding. 75 00:05:40,004 --> 00:05:42,872 Yeah, and it seems like every freaking date I go on 76 00:05:42,874 --> 00:05:44,539 is a disaster. 77 00:05:44,541 --> 00:05:47,610 I would try going lesbian, but I like dick too much. 78 00:05:48,846 --> 00:05:51,846 I have a certified delivery for Miss Sha-nicka Williams? 79 00:05:51,848 --> 00:05:53,084 It's Shanicka. 80 00:05:56,687 --> 00:05:57,553 Thank you. 81 00:05:57,555 --> 00:05:58,921 Here's to the dick. 82 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:00,623 Here's to the dick. 83 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:01,757 And lots of it. 84 00:06:01,759 --> 00:06:05,564 What is this? 85 00:06:07,632 --> 00:06:10,666 "Congratulations, you've just been given a free trial 86 00:06:10,668 --> 00:06:13,969 "for the most effective dating service in the world." 87 00:06:13,971 --> 00:06:17,776 "Find your perfect mate at perfectmates.me. 88 00:06:22,112 --> 00:06:26,651 "In your own words, describe your perfect man." 89 00:06:34,459 --> 00:06:36,724 Oh yeah, he's got to have that too. 90 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:16,731 Shanicka? 91 00:07:16,733 --> 00:07:17,599 Uh, yeah. 92 00:07:17,601 --> 00:07:19,200 You must be Jaylon. 93 00:07:19,202 --> 00:07:20,438 Yeah, that's right. 94 00:07:22,906 --> 00:07:23,875 Mind if I sit? 95 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:27,041 Sure, of course. 96 00:07:30,882 --> 00:07:31,750 I... 97 00:07:34,519 --> 00:07:35,851 Sorry. 98 00:07:35,853 --> 00:07:38,853 You'll have to excuse me if I seem a little nervous. 99 00:07:38,855 --> 00:07:40,891 I didn't expect you to be this beautiful. 100 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,159 Thank you. 101 00:07:47,697 --> 00:07:49,632 I wrote poetry in college, 102 00:07:49,634 --> 00:07:52,134 but it's hard to get anybody to read it. 103 00:07:52,136 --> 00:07:53,002 Really? 104 00:07:53,004 --> 00:07:55,137 - Yeah. - I love poetry. 105 00:07:55,139 --> 00:07:56,839 I do, yeah. 106 00:07:56,841 --> 00:07:59,308 I love, uh, Giovanni, Angelou. 107 00:07:59,310 --> 00:08:02,310 "The caged bird sings with a frightful trill, 108 00:08:02,312 --> 00:08:03,781 "of things unknown... 109 00:08:05,916 --> 00:08:08,550 "But longed for still." 110 00:08:08,552 --> 00:08:09,752 Mmm. 111 00:08:09,754 --> 00:08:10,754 I love that. 112 00:08:11,654 --> 00:08:13,824 I'd love to read your work some time. 113 00:08:15,593 --> 00:08:16,726 Of course. 114 00:08:16,728 --> 00:08:18,093 So the Englishman, he's laying down on the ground. 115 00:08:18,095 --> 00:08:20,029 He looks up, he says, 116 00:08:20,031 --> 00:08:21,730 "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" 117 00:08:24,802 --> 00:08:26,801 What's your favorite wine? 118 00:08:26,803 --> 00:08:28,070 French cabernet. 119 00:08:28,072 --> 00:08:28,771 Mmm. 120 00:08:28,773 --> 00:08:29,704 But I'll drink anything red. 121 00:08:29,706 --> 00:08:33,010 Except California merlot, it's too sweet. 122 00:08:34,979 --> 00:08:37,048 I bet it's not as sweet as you are. 123 00:08:49,894 --> 00:08:52,828 I just got some new coffee from Jamaica. 124 00:08:52,830 --> 00:08:56,098 Would you like to come back to my place and try it? 125 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:58,903 Oh, I, uh, I wouldn't want to be presumptuous. 126 00:09:00,004 --> 00:09:02,974 That's good, 'cause I like to take things slow. 127 00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:32,133 Oh, yes! 128 00:09:32,135 --> 00:09:33,004 That's it! 129 00:09:33,971 --> 00:09:35,170 Yeah! 130 00:09:35,172 --> 00:09:38,272 Hit that shit, oh! 131 00:09:38,274 --> 00:09:39,642 Oh yeah, right there! 132 00:09:39,644 --> 00:09:41,075 Oh, oh, oh, oh God! 133 00:09:52,690 --> 00:09:53,756 Shanicka? 134 00:09:53,758 --> 00:09:54,626 Yes? 135 00:09:55,759 --> 00:09:57,227 I have to tell you something. 136 00:09:59,230 --> 00:10:01,964 Let me guess, you have to leave 137 00:10:01,966 --> 00:10:04,269 because you have a meeting early in the morning. 138 00:10:05,201 --> 00:10:06,701 No. 139 00:10:06,703 --> 00:10:08,671 No, wait, you... 140 00:10:08,673 --> 00:10:09,905 You're married, right? 141 00:10:09,907 --> 00:10:11,706 No. 142 00:10:11,708 --> 00:10:12,940 Okay, what? 143 00:10:12,942 --> 00:10:15,176 You lost a job, what is it? 144 00:10:15,178 --> 00:10:16,047 No. 145 00:10:17,014 --> 00:10:19,717 I just wanted to tell you that that was... 146 00:10:21,885 --> 00:10:23,721 That was the best sex I've ever had. 147 00:10:26,691 --> 00:10:27,890 You're not married? 148 00:10:27,892 --> 00:10:29,992 No. 149 00:10:29,994 --> 00:10:32,663 Does this finger look like it's been wearing a ring? 150 00:10:34,865 --> 00:10:36,999 But I am still fired up. 151 00:10:37,434 --> 00:10:38,636 If you, uh, wanna go again? 152 00:10:52,048 --> 00:10:52,980 Shanicka? 153 00:10:52,982 --> 00:10:54,382 Yes? 154 00:10:54,384 --> 00:10:55,854 I think I'm... 155 00:10:59,355 --> 00:11:00,225 You're what? 156 00:11:04,394 --> 00:11:05,263 Jaylon? 157 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,264 Jaylon, what's wrong? 158 00:11:09,133 --> 00:11:10,835 Jaylon, say something! 159 00:11:14,038 --> 00:11:14,906 Jaylon? 160 00:11:17,307 --> 00:11:19,208 Your free trial is over. 161 00:11:19,210 --> 00:11:21,109 Your free trial is over. 162 00:11:21,111 --> 00:11:22,744 Your free trial is over. 163 00:11:22,746 --> 00:11:23,978 Your free trial is over. 164 00:11:23,980 --> 00:11:27,049 - What the fuck? - Your free trial is over. 165 00:11:27,051 --> 00:11:29,054 Your free trial is over. 166 00:11:34,158 --> 00:11:34,824 Open the door. 167 00:11:34,826 --> 00:11:35,894 - Reggie? - Open the door. 168 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,861 Reggie? 169 00:11:38,863 --> 00:11:39,994 What are you doing here? 170 00:11:39,996 --> 00:11:41,763 Where's it at, you stupid ass bitch? 171 00:11:41,765 --> 00:11:42,931 What? 172 00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:44,767 I saw your black, crusty ass come back here with it. 173 00:11:44,769 --> 00:11:45,468 With what? 174 00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:47,038 The fucking robot, Shanicka! 175 00:11:48,105 --> 00:11:50,171 What, you-you stupid now, huh? 176 00:11:51,442 --> 00:11:54,175 Listen, who do you think sent you the free gift certificates 177 00:11:54,177 --> 00:11:56,078 to perfectmates.me? 178 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,212 Hmm? 179 00:11:57,214 --> 00:11:58,313 Think about it. 180 00:11:58,315 --> 00:12:00,418 Let it ponder, let it simmer in your soul real quick. 181 00:12:02,153 --> 00:12:03,451 It was me. 182 00:12:03,453 --> 00:12:05,286 The fuck, it was me! 183 00:12:05,288 --> 00:12:06,921 Why would you do something like that? 184 00:12:06,923 --> 00:12:08,390 I'm Reggie, baby. 185 00:12:08,392 --> 00:12:09,491 Reggie, that's what Reggie do. 186 00:12:09,493 --> 00:12:11,959 I do shit like that to prove shit to your dumb ass 187 00:12:11,961 --> 00:12:13,027 to teach you a lesson. 188 00:12:13,029 --> 00:12:14,028 You know why? 189 00:12:14,030 --> 00:12:17,498 Because you always criticizin' people, baby. 190 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,300 You know what I'm sayin'? 191 00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:19,300 You always tryin' to find somebody 192 00:12:19,302 --> 00:12:22,436 that fits everything on your perfect man list. 193 00:12:22,438 --> 00:12:23,539 "You not this. 194 00:12:23,541 --> 00:12:25,840 "Oh, you don't have that." 195 00:12:25,842 --> 00:12:26,842 Bitch, please. 196 00:12:26,844 --> 00:12:28,310 Don't call me a bitch. 197 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:31,180 As a matter of fact, I want you to leave now, Reggie. 198 00:12:31,182 --> 00:12:33,315 Bi-tch. 199 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:35,349 I'm tryin' to make a point to you 200 00:12:35,351 --> 00:12:37,886 that there's no such thing as a perfect man. 201 00:12:37,888 --> 00:12:40,122 Take your weave off, it's too tight, huh? 202 00:12:40,124 --> 00:12:42,257 And if you can't find your own perfect man, 203 00:12:42,259 --> 00:12:44,193 you gotta rent a goddamn robot. 204 00:12:44,195 --> 00:12:45,893 That's as perfect as it's gonna get. 205 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,094 So you, knowin' you, you could program him up, 206 00:12:47,096 --> 00:12:49,263 and do whatever you want. 207 00:12:49,265 --> 00:12:50,833 That's you, that's what the fuck I did. 208 00:12:50,835 --> 00:12:53,301 Oh, you got jokes now, huh? 209 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,839 Hold on now, hold on. 210 00:12:57,841 --> 00:12:59,208 Wait a second. 211 00:12:59,210 --> 00:12:59,876 - For what? - Come here. 212 00:12:59,878 --> 00:13:00,943 - No. - Shh, come here. 213 00:13:00,945 --> 00:13:02,044 No. 214 00:13:02,046 --> 00:13:03,177 - Bring your ass here. - Get your hands off of me. 215 00:13:03,179 --> 00:13:04,048 Stop! 216 00:13:05,249 --> 00:13:06,248 Get off of me! 217 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,018 You gotta be fucking kidding me, right? 218 00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:11,987 Are you serious right now? 219 00:13:11,989 --> 00:13:13,958 Did you actually really screw that thing? 220 00:13:19,196 --> 00:13:20,161 Bitch! 221 00:13:20,163 --> 00:13:22,598 Who the fuck you think you talkin' to, huh? 222 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,132 Who the fuck you think you talkin' to? 223 00:13:25,134 --> 00:13:27,536 I can't stand these hos! 224 00:13:27,538 --> 00:13:28,536 'Cause I'm sick of yo ass! 225 00:13:28,538 --> 00:13:30,472 You ain't sayin' shit now, huh? 226 00:13:30,474 --> 00:13:32,440 I got somethin' for yo motherfuckin' ass. 227 00:13:32,442 --> 00:13:33,374 Fuck! 228 00:13:36,346 --> 00:13:39,882 You talk like a man, you get yo ass beat like a man, bitch! 229 00:13:39,884 --> 00:13:43,084 Oh shit, I need my credit card! 230 00:13:43,086 --> 00:13:46,220 You got lots of bones today, huh? 231 00:13:46,222 --> 00:13:49,090 Oh, 'cause all day you fucked him, huh? 232 00:13:49,092 --> 00:13:51,392 Oh, now the bitch gotta get tied to this motherfucker. 233 00:13:51,394 --> 00:13:52,393 Damn it! 234 00:13:52,395 --> 00:13:54,463 Oh you fuckin', you got lots of bones today, 235 00:13:54,465 --> 00:13:56,134 now you got fucked! 236 00:14:00,104 --> 00:14:02,036 So, so, this what the fuck you want, huh? 237 00:14:02,038 --> 00:14:04,105 A giant vibrator with a face. 238 00:14:04,107 --> 00:14:06,574 You can have this shit, man. 239 00:14:06,576 --> 00:14:08,343 This motherfucker! 240 00:14:08,345 --> 00:14:09,578 This what you want, huh? 241 00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:10,545 This what you want? 242 00:14:14,684 --> 00:14:15,552 Oh! 243 00:14:17,553 --> 00:14:18,423 No! 244 00:14:20,024 --> 00:14:20,892 No! 245 00:14:21,926 --> 00:14:22,927 Stop it, no! 246 00:14:23,927 --> 00:14:25,227 Stop it, no! 247 00:14:25,229 --> 00:14:26,228 Talk that shit now! 248 00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:27,996 What the fuck did you say? 249 00:14:27,998 --> 00:14:31,065 Oh, you can't breathe, motherfucker? 250 00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:32,001 Huh? 251 00:14:32,003 --> 00:14:34,435 I'm about to send yo ass to hell, bitch! 252 00:14:38,542 --> 00:14:41,175 Let her go. 253 00:14:41,177 --> 00:14:42,544 Man, kiss my ass, man. 254 00:14:42,546 --> 00:14:44,646 Who the hell you think you are, huh? 255 00:14:44,648 --> 00:14:46,681 Captain Save-A-Bitch, huh? 256 00:14:46,683 --> 00:14:49,951 Do you hear me, motherfu... 257 00:14:51,388 --> 00:14:53,254 Shit, nigga! 258 00:14:53,256 --> 00:14:54,989 What the fuck? 259 00:14:54,991 --> 00:14:56,059 Come on, man! 260 00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:02,998 This is a bitch! 261 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,066 Kick his ass for me, baby! 262 00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:06,267 Oh, shut up, bitch! 263 00:15:10,139 --> 00:15:12,306 I'm gonna show this shit... 264 00:15:14,311 --> 00:15:15,643 Motherfucker! 265 00:15:40,004 --> 00:15:41,369 Fuck you! 266 00:15:43,139 --> 00:15:44,141 Oh my God! 267 00:15:47,144 --> 00:15:48,712 The bullet must have ricocheted. 268 00:15:50,714 --> 00:15:53,515 You're entitled to a full refund if you want it. 269 00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,650 No, no, no, no, you don't, 270 00:15:55,652 --> 00:15:58,122 you don't have to apologize for anything. 271 00:15:59,056 --> 00:16:00,789 You were worth every cent. 272 00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,658 You really are the perfect man. 273 00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:08,665 I guess I'll clean this up then? 274 00:16:10,267 --> 00:16:11,135 Yeah. 275 00:16:21,711 --> 00:16:24,246 - Did you see that, dude? - Yeah. 276 00:16:24,248 --> 00:16:28,315 Gives a whole new meaning to the term robotic love. 277 00:16:28,317 --> 00:16:29,251 Doesn't it? 278 00:16:29,253 --> 00:16:30,651 Wow! 279 00:16:30,653 --> 00:16:32,090 I love stuff like that. 280 00:16:33,624 --> 00:16:35,190 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 281 00:16:35,192 --> 00:16:37,361 I love these tattooed titties even more. 282 00:16:40,096 --> 00:16:41,829 Get ready to pay me, girl. 283 00:16:43,433 --> 00:16:44,733 That's weird, man. 284 00:16:45,568 --> 00:16:48,335 They just took over my screens too. 285 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,806 It's like he's forcing us to watch it. 286 00:16:51,808 --> 00:16:53,441 Ah. 287 00:16:53,443 --> 00:16:57,112 This story involves our justice system. 288 00:16:59,283 --> 00:17:00,118 Well... 289 00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:03,487 There's nothing more frightening than that. 290 00:17:04,421 --> 00:17:07,322 We call this The Prosecutor. 291 00:17:11,795 --> 00:17:13,394 What should we do? 292 00:17:13,396 --> 00:17:16,097 Let's just watch it and see what happens. 293 00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:19,267 The defendant, Floyd Johnson, wants you to believe 294 00:17:19,269 --> 00:17:20,669 that on the fateful night in question, 295 00:17:20,671 --> 00:17:23,404 he was home alone, passed out drunk. 296 00:17:23,406 --> 00:17:27,843 We have an eyewitness that saw Floyd Johnson leaving 297 00:17:27,845 --> 00:17:31,278 where the murder happened moments after those gunshots. 298 00:17:32,281 --> 00:17:34,748 Floyd Johnson destroyed the lives of his family 299 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:37,552 by murdering them in cold blood, 300 00:17:37,554 --> 00:17:39,888 leaving a seven year old boy, 301 00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:42,423 a nine year old girl, and a beautiful wife 302 00:17:42,425 --> 00:17:45,227 laying in crimson pools in their own home. 303 00:17:45,229 --> 00:17:47,461 They are screaming out from their grave... 304 00:17:47,463 --> 00:17:50,632 That you must bring this man 305 00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:53,401 to justice, and find him guilty of murder. 306 00:17:56,306 --> 00:17:59,240 And with that speech, Country Prosecutor Raymond Moreland 307 00:17:59,242 --> 00:18:01,442 secured the conviction of Floyd Johnson, 308 00:18:01,444 --> 00:18:04,712 and made himself a statewide celebrity. 309 00:18:04,714 --> 00:18:08,182 Now, after four years as Texas Attorney General, 310 00:18:08,184 --> 00:18:11,686 Moreland has just announced his candidacy for Governor. 311 00:18:11,688 --> 00:18:14,288 Mr. Moreland, thank you for joining us this evening. 312 00:18:14,290 --> 00:18:15,457 Thank you Chris, good evening, I'm very happy 313 00:18:15,459 --> 00:18:17,459 - to be here tonight. - That's um, 314 00:18:17,461 --> 00:18:19,260 that's some decent coverage, buddy. 315 00:18:19,262 --> 00:18:20,228 - Look at that. - And, 316 00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:21,328 I'm very proud of the fact 317 00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:23,899 that I've sent more depraved criminals to death row 318 00:18:23,901 --> 00:18:26,535 than any other prosecutor in the history 319 00:18:26,537 --> 00:18:27,835 of the great state of Texas. 320 00:18:27,837 --> 00:18:29,403 Can I get your autograph? 321 00:18:30,574 --> 00:18:32,740 Wouldn't life imprisonment accomplish the same thing? 322 00:18:32,742 --> 00:18:34,209 Exodus 21:24, 323 00:18:34,211 --> 00:18:36,878 "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth." 324 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,447 I'm very happy to be doing God's work. 325 00:18:39,449 --> 00:18:42,383 Will you be attending the execution of Floyd Johnson? 326 00:18:42,385 --> 00:18:43,451 I will not. 327 00:18:43,453 --> 00:18:47,588 I will be at home spending long overdue family time 328 00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:51,892 with my wife and my beautiful children, John and Missy. 329 00:18:51,894 --> 00:18:53,428 Thank you for joining us, Mr. Moreland. 330 00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:54,595 Good luck with your campaign. 331 00:18:54,597 --> 00:18:55,564 - Matthews! - What? 332 00:18:55,566 --> 00:18:56,463 What the hell do you think you're doing? 333 00:18:56,465 --> 00:18:57,332 Nothing! 334 00:18:57,334 --> 00:18:58,667 Stop creeping around! 335 00:18:58,669 --> 00:18:59,735 Weirdo! 336 00:18:59,737 --> 00:19:02,536 I'm not creeping around, and get back to rounds! 337 00:19:02,538 --> 00:19:03,740 You big doofus. 338 00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:05,909 Hey, Floyd. 339 00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:08,642 Sorry about that, man. 340 00:19:08,644 --> 00:19:10,812 He's a bit of an asshole sometimes, huh? 341 00:19:10,814 --> 00:19:12,150 Don't worry about it. 342 00:19:19,823 --> 00:19:21,323 All right, I'm looking at the poll numbers 343 00:19:21,325 --> 00:19:22,391 coming out of Dallas-Fort Worth, 344 00:19:22,393 --> 00:19:24,558 and it looks like you're up five points right now. 345 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,628 That poll showing Dallas-Forth Worth. 346 00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:29,396 What did we do in West Texas, Odessa, Uvalde? 347 00:19:29,398 --> 00:19:32,366 West Texas, lookin' like we're up around three right now 348 00:19:32,368 --> 00:19:33,200 so we probably need to spend 349 00:19:33,202 --> 00:19:34,135 a little bit more time over there. 350 00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:36,805 - We're up three? - Yeah, we're up three. 351 00:19:36,807 --> 00:19:38,773 - Permian Basin, all... - Up. 352 00:19:38,775 --> 00:19:40,475 - That's fantastic. - Yeah. 353 00:19:45,315 --> 00:19:47,684 Mr. Moreland, I have to talk to you right away. 354 00:19:49,286 --> 00:19:51,318 Okay, okay, about what? 355 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,386 I've been calling you and writing you 356 00:19:52,388 --> 00:19:54,322 and you haven't answered me. 357 00:19:54,324 --> 00:19:55,824 What can I do for you? 358 00:19:55,826 --> 00:19:58,563 You already know, we have to stop the execution. 359 00:19:59,496 --> 00:20:01,028 I told you, that man I saw on TV last year, 360 00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:03,797 the one that they arrested for the home invasion robberies. 361 00:20:03,799 --> 00:20:04,665 Chester Pinkett? 362 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:05,534 - Yes! - Yeah. 363 00:20:05,536 --> 00:20:07,268 As soon as they put his face on TV, 364 00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:08,636 I realized he's the one that I saw 365 00:20:08,638 --> 00:20:10,639 coming out of the Johnson house. 366 00:20:10,641 --> 00:20:12,707 We've made a terrible mistake, we both have, 367 00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:14,308 but it's not too late for us to correct it! 368 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:15,576 Who else have you told about this? 369 00:20:15,578 --> 00:20:16,245 - What? - Your husband? 370 00:20:16,247 --> 00:20:17,711 Have you told your husband? 371 00:20:17,713 --> 00:20:18,580 No. 372 00:20:18,582 --> 00:20:20,318 You haven't told your husband, why not? 373 00:20:22,286 --> 00:20:23,520 You know why. 374 00:20:24,988 --> 00:20:26,086 That's right, I do. 375 00:20:26,088 --> 00:20:28,323 'Cause your husband was accused of terrible things, 376 00:20:28,325 --> 00:20:29,923 and I made those things go away. 377 00:20:29,925 --> 00:20:31,558 You know they weren't true. 378 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,961 It was his ex-wife out for revenge. 379 00:20:33,963 --> 00:20:36,430 Says you, but the things he was accused of, 380 00:20:36,432 --> 00:20:38,866 they destroy families. 381 00:20:38,868 --> 00:20:41,303 And you never know when those things come roaring back, 382 00:20:41,305 --> 00:20:41,972 and they come... 383 00:20:43,539 --> 00:20:45,774 Roaring back. 384 00:20:45,776 --> 00:20:47,642 And you never know what could spring it, 385 00:20:47,644 --> 00:20:49,779 it could be just one phone call. 386 00:20:50,946 --> 00:20:52,382 You bastard... 387 00:20:53,884 --> 00:20:56,253 Don't you ever show your face here again. 388 00:20:57,621 --> 00:20:58,689 It's not good for you. 389 00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,525 You're disgusting. 390 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,663 Make sure she gets right home. 391 00:21:07,998 --> 00:21:10,097 The Lord is my shepherd. 392 00:21:10,099 --> 00:21:11,434 I shall not want. 393 00:21:12,568 --> 00:21:14,872 He maketh me lie down in green pastures. 394 00:21:15,806 --> 00:21:18,373 He leadeth me beside still waters. 395 00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:19,410 He restoreth my soul. 396 00:21:20,376 --> 00:21:22,544 He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness 397 00:21:22,546 --> 00:21:23,547 for his name's sake. 398 00:21:26,717 --> 00:21:27,415 How come you didn't go see 399 00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:29,718 that bad man die tonight, Daddy? 400 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,853 Missy, I didn't go because my job's completed. 401 00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,555 I would rather be with Mom and you kids 402 00:21:33,557 --> 00:21:35,824 than go to some execution. 403 00:21:35,826 --> 00:21:37,359 Yea, though I walk through the valley 404 00:21:37,361 --> 00:21:39,494 of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, 405 00:21:39,496 --> 00:21:41,129 for thou art with me. 406 00:21:41,131 --> 00:21:43,465 Thy rod and thy staff shall comfort me. 407 00:21:43,467 --> 00:21:47,134 My friend said you were gonna pull the switch 408 00:21:47,136 --> 00:21:48,702 all by yourself. 409 00:21:48,704 --> 00:21:50,037 Hey, you two hush. 410 00:21:50,039 --> 00:21:52,806 This is not proper dinner conversation. 411 00:21:52,808 --> 00:21:55,479 And I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever. 412 00:21:58,781 --> 00:22:00,715 Now both of you, just eat your vegetables. 413 00:22:04,554 --> 00:22:06,587 Hey, I told you never to call me at dinner. 414 00:22:06,589 --> 00:22:07,555 This is family time. 415 00:22:07,557 --> 00:22:08,555 It's important to Betty and I... 416 00:22:08,557 --> 00:22:11,092 Sir, I got a call from the prison. 417 00:22:11,094 --> 00:22:12,960 Floyd Johnson escaped. 418 00:22:12,962 --> 00:22:14,595 What? 419 00:22:14,597 --> 00:22:15,462 Oh... 420 00:22:15,464 --> 00:22:16,797 Hold on. 421 00:22:16,799 --> 00:22:17,699 What are you talking about? 422 00:22:17,701 --> 00:22:18,566 That's impossible. 423 00:22:18,568 --> 00:22:19,933 They think he had help from a guard 424 00:22:19,935 --> 00:22:21,702 and-and maybe one other prison employee... 425 00:22:21,704 --> 00:22:23,171 - Your fault, guys. - There's a manhunt on. 426 00:22:23,173 --> 00:22:24,572 How long ago did he escape? 427 00:22:24,574 --> 00:22:25,405 I-I don't know. 428 00:22:25,407 --> 00:22:26,408 What do you mean you don't know? 429 00:22:26,410 --> 00:22:27,077 Find out, you idiot! 430 00:22:28,112 --> 00:22:28,977 Right now, call the police and get a squad car 431 00:22:28,979 --> 00:22:32,013 sent to my house to protect my family. 432 00:22:32,015 --> 00:22:33,280 Absolutely, sir. 433 00:22:33,282 --> 00:22:34,815 I'll tell them to send a squad car over... 434 00:22:34,817 --> 00:22:36,651 Hey, hello, hello? 435 00:22:36,653 --> 00:22:38,719 Hello, are you there? 436 00:22:38,721 --> 00:22:39,888 God... 437 00:22:39,890 --> 00:22:41,892 Uh, love, I'm gonna be right back, okay? 438 00:22:56,472 --> 00:22:59,774 Betty, did you turn out the lights? 439 00:22:59,776 --> 00:23:00,644 Guys? 440 00:23:16,792 --> 00:23:17,660 Betty? 441 00:23:33,076 --> 00:23:34,077 Missy, John? 442 00:23:41,585 --> 00:23:44,552 Floyd Johnson, what have you done to my family? 443 00:23:48,491 --> 00:23:49,490 Floyd! 444 00:23:49,492 --> 00:23:50,691 Floyd! 445 00:23:50,693 --> 00:23:51,959 Where are my wife and kids? 446 00:23:51,961 --> 00:23:55,028 Floyd, look, you think you got a raw deal, 447 00:23:55,030 --> 00:23:56,800 I get that, I do, okay? 448 00:23:59,702 --> 00:24:01,538 Floyd, tell me where my family is! 449 00:24:02,271 --> 00:24:04,072 And then, yeah, then, you and I, 450 00:24:04,074 --> 00:24:06,908 we can talk about you getting a retrial. 451 00:24:06,910 --> 00:24:08,242 A retrial, Floyd! 452 00:24:08,244 --> 00:24:09,112 You hear me? 453 00:24:11,213 --> 00:24:13,113 I heard you. 454 00:24:25,694 --> 00:24:27,128 If you hurt my wife or my kids, 455 00:24:27,130 --> 00:24:30,134 I will kill you, you son of a bitch! 456 00:25:01,698 --> 00:25:03,064 Daddy, Daddy! 457 00:25:19,883 --> 00:25:20,750 Floyd? 458 00:25:24,688 --> 00:25:25,556 You ready? 459 00:25:27,089 --> 00:25:27,957 Yes. 460 00:26:03,093 --> 00:26:05,793 What are you idiots doing? 461 00:26:05,795 --> 00:26:06,661 What are you doing? 462 00:26:06,663 --> 00:26:07,796 Floyd Johnson did this! 463 00:26:07,798 --> 00:26:09,764 You guys are idiots, Floyd Johnson killed my family, 464 00:26:09,766 --> 00:26:11,231 you should be out tracking him down! 465 00:26:11,233 --> 00:26:12,633 Get him, Goddamn it! 466 00:26:12,635 --> 00:26:14,201 And uncuff me! 467 00:26:14,203 --> 00:26:16,304 I can have all of you out of work tomorrow! 468 00:26:16,306 --> 00:26:17,805 I'm gonna be Governor of the state of Texas. 469 00:26:17,807 --> 00:26:19,673 The great state of Texas won't have you in it! 470 00:26:19,675 --> 00:26:21,875 Why aren't you even listening to me? 471 00:26:21,877 --> 00:26:22,876 Sir... 472 00:26:22,878 --> 00:26:23,746 Hi. 473 00:26:25,414 --> 00:26:26,547 What happened? 474 00:26:26,549 --> 00:26:28,315 What do you mean what happened? It was Floyd Johnson. 475 00:26:28,317 --> 00:26:30,218 Floyd Johnson came in here, the lights were out, 476 00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:32,687 he killed my family, and he almost killed me! 477 00:26:32,689 --> 00:26:34,689 Sir, I don't understand. 478 00:26:34,691 --> 00:26:35,757 You-you don't understand? 479 00:26:35,759 --> 00:26:36,924 You're the one that called me 480 00:26:36,926 --> 00:26:39,126 and told me he got out of jail, he escaped from jail. 481 00:26:39,128 --> 00:26:39,827 You-you called me. 482 00:26:39,829 --> 00:26:41,863 I didn't call you. 483 00:26:41,865 --> 00:26:43,430 It-it was less than an hour ago. 484 00:26:43,432 --> 00:26:45,732 You called me and you-you said he escaped from jail. 485 00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:46,700 I was having dinner with my family. 486 00:26:46,702 --> 00:26:48,969 Floyd Johnson was executed a half hour ago 487 00:26:48,971 --> 00:26:50,074 by lethal injection. 488 00:26:51,307 --> 00:26:52,340 That's impossible. 489 00:26:52,342 --> 00:26:54,142 That's impossible, 'cause he killed my family. 490 00:26:54,144 --> 00:26:55,442 He killed my family, Floyd Johnson was here. 491 00:26:55,444 --> 00:26:56,744 Look, look, he shot me. 492 00:26:56,746 --> 00:26:57,711 - Sir... - He... 493 00:26:57,713 --> 00:26:59,113 - Sir... - Sir, my ass! 494 00:26:59,115 --> 00:27:00,314 Floyd Johnson was right here! 495 00:27:00,316 --> 00:27:02,150 He killed my family! 496 00:27:02,152 --> 00:27:03,250 Don't look at me like that. 497 00:27:03,252 --> 00:27:04,951 I was shot, there was blood, 498 00:27:04,953 --> 00:27:07,154 and, I'm innocent. 499 00:27:07,156 --> 00:27:08,823 You know I'm innocent. 500 00:27:08,825 --> 00:27:12,893 Guys like me aren't guilty, I'm innocent! 501 00:27:12,895 --> 00:27:14,261 I'm innocent! 502 00:27:19,836 --> 00:27:20,703 Please! 503 00:27:22,771 --> 00:27:23,938 John? 504 00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:24,805 Johnson? 505 00:27:24,807 --> 00:27:26,873 You did this to me, you son of a bitch! 506 00:27:26,875 --> 00:27:27,845 He did thi... 507 00:27:28,811 --> 00:27:30,978 You're not... 508 00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:32,145 Hey, no! 509 00:27:32,147 --> 00:27:33,113 No, no, no! 510 00:27:33,115 --> 00:27:33,914 No! 511 00:27:33,916 --> 00:27:35,949 No, please! 512 00:27:35,951 --> 00:27:36,918 Please! 513 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,385 Please! 514 00:27:38,387 --> 00:27:39,319 No! 515 00:27:39,321 --> 00:27:40,189 No! 516 00:27:44,126 --> 00:27:46,494 He thought justice would be delivered 517 00:27:46,496 --> 00:27:48,930 to the low and undesirable, 518 00:27:48,932 --> 00:27:51,199 but was sadly mistaken. 519 00:27:57,773 --> 00:27:59,006 What is she, talking some voodoo? 520 00:27:59,008 --> 00:28:01,843 Don't we have some like, translator software or something? 521 00:28:01,845 --> 00:28:02,977 Huh... 522 00:28:02,979 --> 00:28:03,846 Ah. 523 00:28:08,984 --> 00:28:11,354 This symbol of treason brings to mind 524 00:28:12,821 --> 00:28:17,824 a story entitled White Flight. 525 00:28:41,217 --> 00:28:42,315 Tommy Deuchet? 526 00:28:42,317 --> 00:28:42,984 It's Thomas. 527 00:28:42,986 --> 00:28:44,488 And mister to you, Chinaman. 528 00:28:45,488 --> 00:28:47,421 Actually, Polynesian. 529 00:28:47,423 --> 00:28:48,288 Oh! 530 00:28:48,290 --> 00:28:49,390 Poly-nese! 531 00:28:49,392 --> 00:28:52,559 Oh, Japy-nese, Chi-nese. 532 00:28:52,561 --> 00:28:54,295 Don't matter, you all need to get on your knees 533 00:28:54,297 --> 00:28:56,264 and thank the Lord you're even alive in this country. 534 00:28:56,266 --> 00:28:57,500 What the hell do you want? 535 00:28:58,401 --> 00:28:59,467 Delivery. 536 00:28:59,469 --> 00:29:00,934 Oh shit, finally. 537 00:29:00,936 --> 00:29:03,036 Hey Molly, it's here! 538 00:29:03,973 --> 00:29:04,939 Can I have you sign here? 539 00:29:04,941 --> 00:29:05,808 Mm-hmm. 540 00:29:06,776 --> 00:29:10,143 Ironic they have the two of youse deliver it. 541 00:29:11,513 --> 00:29:14,148 Should have got you a Mexican sidekick though. 542 00:29:14,150 --> 00:29:15,115 They know know to work, 543 00:29:15,117 --> 00:29:16,417 as long as you can handle all the ass gas 544 00:29:16,419 --> 00:29:18,251 from the beans they like to chew on. 545 00:29:18,253 --> 00:29:19,187 Signature right here. 546 00:29:19,189 --> 00:29:20,124 Oh, yeah. 547 00:29:22,192 --> 00:29:24,025 Hey, boy! 548 00:29:24,027 --> 00:29:25,093 Careful with that box now. 549 00:29:25,095 --> 00:29:26,294 It cost more than your whole year's crack budget, 550 00:29:26,296 --> 00:29:28,028 you hear me? 551 00:29:28,030 --> 00:29:31,966 Just pretend it's filled with malt liquor, welfare checks, 552 00:29:31,968 --> 00:29:33,834 then you'll do just fine. 553 00:29:38,607 --> 00:29:39,907 Hey, aren't you, uh... 554 00:29:39,909 --> 00:29:41,145 You damn right. 555 00:29:50,319 --> 00:29:52,286 That welfare baby deserved every lick I gave him. 556 00:29:52,288 --> 00:29:54,121 Whether he stole that car or not, believe me, 557 00:29:54,123 --> 00:29:55,288 he was guilty of somethin'. 558 00:29:55,290 --> 00:29:55,989 Uh huh. 559 00:29:55,991 --> 00:29:57,424 And who catches hell for it? 560 00:29:57,426 --> 00:29:58,459 Me. 561 00:29:58,461 --> 00:30:01,094 All because of some Black Lives Matter or BS. 562 00:30:01,096 --> 00:30:03,096 Bastard cost me my job, got me livin' out here, 563 00:30:03,098 --> 00:30:05,201 but all that's about to change, sure there. 564 00:30:07,002 --> 00:30:08,134 Hey, hey! 565 00:30:08,136 --> 00:30:09,536 No more inside? 566 00:30:09,538 --> 00:30:10,971 You just gonna leave it out there on the sidewalk? 567 00:30:10,973 --> 00:30:12,542 Ain't you supposed to bring it in? 568 00:30:13,643 --> 00:30:15,343 Hey, hey! 569 00:30:15,345 --> 00:30:16,212 Damn! 570 00:30:20,148 --> 00:30:22,249 I thought this country was supposed to be great again. 571 00:30:23,185 --> 00:30:25,119 Molly, it's here! 572 00:30:25,121 --> 00:30:26,924 I'm comin'. 573 00:30:28,924 --> 00:30:31,525 You shoulda seen the asshole they had deliver it. 574 00:30:31,527 --> 00:30:34,562 If I had any compunction about gettin' us outta here, 575 00:30:34,564 --> 00:30:38,065 that asshole and his lazy nigger eponymous America coon, 576 00:30:38,067 --> 00:30:39,299 they settled it for me. 577 00:30:39,301 --> 00:30:41,401 Ooh wee, ain't she a beaut? 578 00:30:41,403 --> 00:30:43,270 It's a lot bigger than I thought it would be. 579 00:30:43,272 --> 00:30:44,905 This technology has to be big, 580 00:30:44,907 --> 00:30:46,539 'cause of what it has to do. 581 00:30:46,541 --> 00:30:47,540 Okay, so you know I've been wanting to get us 582 00:30:47,542 --> 00:30:50,443 and the girls away from all this racial mixing? 583 00:30:50,445 --> 00:30:51,314 Mm-hmm. 584 00:30:52,315 --> 00:30:53,447 - So... - Mm-hmm? 585 00:30:53,449 --> 00:30:56,584 If you think it'll be okay... 586 00:30:56,586 --> 00:30:57,651 I'll be. 587 00:30:57,653 --> 00:31:00,554 I wouldn't have sold my daddy's antique Klan robe, 588 00:31:00,556 --> 00:31:04,057 my beer can collection, my rifles, the pick-ups, 589 00:31:04,059 --> 00:31:05,927 and my autographed picture of Ted Nugent 590 00:31:05,929 --> 00:31:08,296 if I didn't think it was gonna work, would I? 591 00:31:08,298 --> 00:31:11,632 - Okay. - Honey, by midnight tonight, 592 00:31:11,634 --> 00:31:14,200 you, me and the girls, 593 00:31:14,202 --> 00:31:17,470 we gonna be in another dimension, 594 00:31:17,472 --> 00:31:19,342 in a land, far, far away. 595 00:31:20,542 --> 00:31:21,642 Heavenly... 596 00:31:21,644 --> 00:31:22,511 White... 597 00:31:23,479 --> 00:31:24,314 Peace. 598 00:31:26,249 --> 00:31:27,116 Mmm. 599 00:31:30,053 --> 00:31:31,584 Molly? 600 00:31:31,586 --> 00:31:33,056 It's time to go. 601 00:31:34,624 --> 00:31:38,159 All youse gotta go is place your feet right here. 602 00:31:39,595 --> 00:31:41,594 Lovely, you look nice, and you, Angel, 603 00:31:41,596 --> 00:31:44,265 you stay up there in your mama's arms. 604 00:31:44,267 --> 00:31:45,566 Now, I got it set to the good old days, 605 00:31:45,568 --> 00:31:47,535 just like my daddy and granddaddy would have remembered it. 606 00:31:47,537 --> 00:31:49,538 Now all I gotta do... 607 00:31:50,707 --> 00:31:52,340 Is pull this switch right here. 608 00:31:54,544 --> 00:31:56,413 And we should be good. 609 00:31:59,414 --> 00:32:00,680 Lord Jesus... 610 00:32:14,696 --> 00:32:15,564 Tommy? 611 00:32:16,531 --> 00:32:17,533 Where is this? 612 00:32:21,136 --> 00:32:22,769 Down right there. 613 00:32:22,771 --> 00:32:23,639 Look! 614 00:32:28,510 --> 00:32:30,143 Yes! 615 00:32:30,145 --> 00:32:31,013 Yes! 616 00:32:31,748 --> 00:32:32,615 Yes! 617 00:32:34,416 --> 00:32:35,649 Whoo! 618 00:32:43,259 --> 00:32:44,126 Baby! 619 00:32:45,260 --> 00:32:48,065 "Welcome to White Fork. 620 00:32:48,730 --> 00:32:51,231 "No blacks allowed. 621 00:32:51,233 --> 00:32:52,101 "Ever." 622 00:32:54,170 --> 00:32:56,303 This is what I'm talkin' about. 623 00:32:59,342 --> 00:33:02,142 This is what I'm talkin' about. 624 00:33:02,144 --> 00:33:04,210 Look at those smiling faces. 625 00:33:06,682 --> 00:33:08,485 Follow your father. 626 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:15,221 Ooh, I tell you what, I ain't never felt more at home. 627 00:33:15,223 --> 00:33:17,091 Is this not the good old days? 628 00:33:18,461 --> 00:33:20,094 Heck, they shouldn't even call it White Fork. 629 00:33:20,096 --> 00:33:22,199 They should just call it White Folks. 630 00:33:30,138 --> 00:33:31,741 It's your new home. 631 00:33:34,242 --> 00:33:35,074 New arrivals! 632 00:33:35,076 --> 00:33:36,576 Yes sir, me and my family. 633 00:33:36,578 --> 00:33:38,144 Well, welcome. 634 00:33:38,146 --> 00:33:39,380 You and your family get your some lemonade, 635 00:33:39,382 --> 00:33:41,451 then head on over to the reception center. 636 00:33:43,185 --> 00:33:44,718 God almighty! 637 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,789 Yeah, she's quite the looker, ain't she? 638 00:33:49,125 --> 00:33:50,157 Blacks! 639 00:33:50,159 --> 00:33:50,824 Blacks! 640 00:33:50,826 --> 00:33:53,193 Blacks! 641 00:33:53,195 --> 00:33:53,862 Yeah! 642 00:33:53,864 --> 00:33:55,328 Blacks! 643 00:33:55,330 --> 00:33:56,165 Blacks! 644 00:34:00,635 --> 00:34:01,504 Blacks! 645 00:34:02,771 --> 00:34:04,471 Blacks! 646 00:34:04,473 --> 00:34:06,140 Blacks! 647 00:34:06,142 --> 00:34:07,475 - Yeah! - Blacks! 648 00:34:07,477 --> 00:34:08,741 We don't want 'em! 649 00:34:27,530 --> 00:34:29,829 Blacks! 650 00:34:29,831 --> 00:34:30,699 Blacks! 651 00:34:38,608 --> 00:34:41,342 Baby, you about to see your first real-live lynching. 652 00:34:41,344 --> 00:34:42,211 Oh! 653 00:34:53,655 --> 00:34:54,554 It's exciting! 654 00:34:54,556 --> 00:34:57,760 Yes. 655 00:35:00,396 --> 00:35:02,729 I see they take their Second Amendment rights and privileges 656 00:35:02,731 --> 00:35:04,266 quite seriously around here. 657 00:35:04,934 --> 00:35:06,803 They don't mess around at all. 658 00:35:16,846 --> 00:35:17,713 Baby? 659 00:35:20,449 --> 00:35:21,318 Baby? 660 00:35:22,952 --> 00:35:23,918 No! 661 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,856 No, no, no, no, no, no! 662 00:35:27,289 --> 00:35:27,954 Baby? 663 00:35:31,427 --> 00:35:32,693 What... 664 00:35:32,695 --> 00:35:34,929 What the hell did you just do? 665 00:35:34,931 --> 00:35:35,795 Are they dead? 666 00:35:35,797 --> 00:35:37,331 Oh, yeah. 667 00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:39,432 We got them new smart guns. 668 00:35:39,434 --> 00:35:40,900 Leaves the outsides intact, 669 00:35:40,902 --> 00:35:43,472 but turns the insides into hamburger. 670 00:35:44,574 --> 00:35:45,509 But, why? 671 00:35:46,641 --> 00:35:48,242 Why? 672 00:35:48,244 --> 00:35:49,510 Why? 673 00:35:49,512 --> 00:35:50,677 Why? 674 00:35:50,679 --> 00:35:52,746 Well come on, didn't you see the sign when you came in? 675 00:35:52,748 --> 00:35:54,615 No blacks allowed. 676 00:35:54,617 --> 00:35:56,217 Ever. 677 00:35:56,219 --> 00:35:57,818 You're black, what? 678 00:35:57,820 --> 00:35:59,320 You're black! 679 00:36:03,992 --> 00:36:04,860 What? 680 00:36:06,896 --> 00:36:08,429 What's so funny? 681 00:36:08,431 --> 00:36:09,130 What? 682 00:36:09,132 --> 00:36:11,699 Not black skinned, black hair. 683 00:36:11,701 --> 00:36:14,001 Who gives a rat's rear end about black skin? 684 00:36:14,003 --> 00:36:15,401 It's... 685 00:36:15,403 --> 00:36:17,737 It's black hairs, they's the problem. 686 00:36:17,739 --> 00:36:19,539 Nasty black bastards. 687 00:36:19,541 --> 00:36:21,874 They, they don't belong here. 688 00:36:21,876 --> 00:36:23,811 I just wish we could get rid of all the black bastards. 689 00:36:23,813 --> 00:36:25,545 You know, the, the little black-haired monkeys. 690 00:36:25,547 --> 00:36:28,449 Nothin' good ever came from a black-haired monkey. 691 00:36:28,451 --> 00:36:30,351 She wasn't an animal. 692 00:36:30,353 --> 00:36:32,286 She was my wife. 693 00:36:32,288 --> 00:36:32,952 Shh-shh-shh. 694 00:36:32,954 --> 00:36:33,956 Your wife? 695 00:36:34,889 --> 00:36:36,724 You married one of 'em? 696 00:36:36,726 --> 00:36:39,293 You're a dirty black rug lover? 697 00:36:39,295 --> 00:36:40,427 God! 698 00:36:40,429 --> 00:36:42,463 You're lucky you got blonde hair. 699 00:36:42,465 --> 00:36:43,764 Despite my... 700 00:36:43,766 --> 00:36:45,798 Personal opinions on the matter, 701 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,302 current law says all we can do is lock your ass up, 702 00:36:48,304 --> 00:36:50,407 but that could change here next election. 703 00:36:52,407 --> 00:36:53,275 Yeah. 704 00:36:54,677 --> 00:36:56,043 Yeah. 705 00:36:56,045 --> 00:36:56,913 Wait a second. 706 00:36:58,447 --> 00:37:00,514 Wait a second. 707 00:37:00,516 --> 00:37:01,914 You got a little black-haired runt! 708 00:37:01,916 --> 00:37:03,851 That's Angel, you can't shoot her! 709 00:37:03,853 --> 00:37:05,719 Yeah, we can't shoot Angel, 710 00:37:05,721 --> 00:37:09,523 'cause our weapons don't work when they're this small. 711 00:37:10,492 --> 00:37:12,592 Guess we gotta do it the old fashioned way. 712 00:37:12,594 --> 00:37:13,459 Yeah. 713 00:37:13,461 --> 00:37:14,394 Yeah, you know, it's, 714 00:37:14,396 --> 00:37:17,666 it's kinda messy, but uh, it's effective. 715 00:37:19,568 --> 00:37:21,434 Somebody give me a sack. 716 00:37:29,445 --> 00:37:30,311 Quiet down. 717 00:37:30,313 --> 00:37:31,445 Quiet down! 718 00:37:31,447 --> 00:37:34,447 Little black-haired piece of... 719 00:37:35,951 --> 00:37:37,483 Excuse me. 720 00:37:37,485 --> 00:37:38,351 I gotcha! 721 00:37:38,353 --> 00:37:42,690 No! 722 00:37:42,692 --> 00:37:43,559 No! 723 00:38:04,746 --> 00:38:05,949 Still movin'? 724 00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:13,887 Yeah! 725 00:38:13,889 --> 00:38:16,923 That's how you do it now. 726 00:38:16,925 --> 00:38:17,925 Angel! 727 00:38:17,927 --> 00:38:19,425 Angel! 728 00:38:19,427 --> 00:38:20,297 Angel! 729 00:38:20,963 --> 00:38:21,831 Angel! 730 00:38:23,065 --> 00:38:24,630 Angel! 731 00:38:32,807 --> 00:38:33,677 No! 732 00:38:34,943 --> 00:38:35,811 No! 733 00:38:37,045 --> 00:38:37,913 No! 734 00:38:39,481 --> 00:38:40,349 No! 735 00:38:41,884 --> 00:38:43,086 Well, well... 736 00:38:44,552 --> 00:38:46,753 I guess that proves it. 737 00:38:46,755 --> 00:38:50,990 Racism can sometimes be a very hairy situation. 738 00:39:00,101 --> 00:39:01,969 Ooh, I got control back. 739 00:39:01,971 --> 00:39:02,871 Me too. 740 00:39:09,177 --> 00:39:10,911 - Yo, Stu? - Hmm? 741 00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:12,112 That babe that you recorded 742 00:39:12,114 --> 00:39:14,548 working her snatch with a big-ass dildo, 743 00:39:14,550 --> 00:39:15,548 did she ever pay you? 744 00:39:15,550 --> 00:39:16,784 Nope. 745 00:39:16,786 --> 00:39:19,356 She was supposed to send me $800 by Friday, but she flaked. 746 00:39:20,489 --> 00:39:21,523 So what did you do? 747 00:39:22,525 --> 00:39:23,923 What do you think I did? 748 00:39:23,925 --> 00:39:25,892 I put up 50 screenshots on her Facebook, 749 00:39:25,894 --> 00:39:28,494 Instagram and Twitter, and then I sent the entire batch 750 00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:29,796 to everyone on her contact list. 751 00:39:29,798 --> 00:39:30,798 For real? 752 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:31,731 Yeah. 753 00:39:31,733 --> 00:39:32,699 Damn, Stuart! 754 00:39:32,701 --> 00:39:34,066 You one cold-ass dude. 755 00:39:34,068 --> 00:39:35,769 Hey. 756 00:39:35,771 --> 00:39:36,637 But I love it. 757 00:39:36,639 --> 00:39:38,639 Hey, everyone else paid their taxes. 758 00:39:38,641 --> 00:39:40,574 I got a hacker rep to protect. 759 00:39:40,576 --> 00:39:41,443 That's true. 760 00:39:42,510 --> 00:39:43,177 Hold on, let me see if she, uh, 761 00:39:43,179 --> 00:39:44,614 took those photos down yet. 762 00:39:52,153 --> 00:39:54,121 What the fuck? 763 00:39:54,123 --> 00:39:55,188 What's up? 764 00:39:55,190 --> 00:39:56,893 Looks like she killed herself. 765 00:39:58,226 --> 00:39:59,726 Over the photos? 766 00:39:59,728 --> 00:40:00,630 Nah, no way. 767 00:40:02,030 --> 00:40:03,630 I don't know, maybe. 768 00:40:03,632 --> 00:40:04,934 I mean, it was the next day. 769 00:40:06,235 --> 00:40:07,137 Shit, man. 770 00:40:09,737 --> 00:40:12,039 Hell, if it was that easy to push her over the edge, 771 00:40:12,041 --> 00:40:14,141 it was only a matter of time, anyway. 772 00:40:14,143 --> 00:40:16,610 She must have been batshit crazy. 773 00:40:16,612 --> 00:40:17,480 True. 774 00:40:19,681 --> 00:40:23,719 Uh oh. 775 00:40:27,489 --> 00:40:28,490 What's up? 776 00:40:29,458 --> 00:40:31,528 Oh shit, look who's back again. 777 00:40:36,065 --> 00:40:38,067 Yep, they're back on my screens too. 778 00:40:39,268 --> 00:40:41,070 - Damn, they're pretty good. - Yeah. 779 00:40:44,572 --> 00:40:48,675 Now, this story demonstrates what can happen 780 00:40:48,677 --> 00:40:53,045 when one good soul reaches out to help another. 781 00:40:53,047 --> 00:40:55,182 And it's called... 782 00:40:55,184 --> 00:40:56,686 The Samaritan. 783 00:42:02,217 --> 00:42:04,554 - Oh yes, yes! - Oh my God! 784 00:42:26,976 --> 00:42:28,010 Is that contagious? 785 00:42:29,811 --> 00:42:31,748 It's deadly, but it's not contagious. 786 00:42:38,353 --> 00:42:40,056 Okay, baby, let's get this mark. 787 00:42:42,056 --> 00:42:44,124 You can't catch cancer. 788 00:42:44,126 --> 00:42:45,862 You're just born with it. 789 00:42:56,005 --> 00:42:57,807 I believe this is the right amount? 790 00:43:00,409 --> 00:43:03,246 That was before I knew you looked like death warmed over. 791 00:43:04,913 --> 00:43:06,181 I'm gonna need another two. 792 00:43:09,318 --> 00:43:10,853 Could you give me a second? 793 00:43:16,257 --> 00:43:18,291 I'm tellin' you, his type got money 794 00:43:18,293 --> 00:43:19,862 hid all over the place. 795 00:43:21,262 --> 00:43:23,266 You make sure he don't finish too quick. 796 00:43:28,971 --> 00:43:31,271 Normally I wait in the car... 797 00:43:31,273 --> 00:43:33,840 But given your condition, I figured, you know, 798 00:43:33,842 --> 00:43:36,012 I'd just hang out here in case you pass out or somethin'. 799 00:43:38,813 --> 00:43:40,380 That's fine. 800 00:43:43,985 --> 00:43:45,320 Here's two extra. 801 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,097 I do have one particular... 802 00:43:55,230 --> 00:43:56,164 Request. 803 00:44:06,340 --> 00:44:07,342 The circus is... 804 00:44:09,143 --> 00:44:11,079 It's such a happy place and I've, 805 00:44:13,014 --> 00:44:16,349 I've always loved clowns. 806 00:44:16,351 --> 00:44:18,820 You must love elephants too. It smells like shit in here. 807 00:44:20,255 --> 00:44:22,090 The air could be fresher in here. 808 00:44:35,838 --> 00:44:37,204 So, Angel... 809 00:44:37,206 --> 00:44:40,139 What I'd like you to do is if you can, 810 00:44:40,141 --> 00:44:42,208 you can put this on. 811 00:44:42,210 --> 00:44:43,413 You wanna fuck a clown? 812 00:44:44,445 --> 00:44:46,345 This'll definitely be extra. 813 00:44:46,347 --> 00:44:47,683 At least another three. 814 00:44:49,050 --> 00:44:50,719 There's also a costume. 815 00:44:52,420 --> 00:44:54,356 It'd be great if you could put that on. 816 00:44:56,190 --> 00:44:57,059 Four. 817 00:45:01,929 --> 00:45:02,798 Mm-hmm. 818 00:45:04,432 --> 00:45:07,269 I'm gonna go find more cash. 819 00:45:39,268 --> 00:45:41,070 That should cover it. 820 00:45:42,804 --> 00:45:43,472 Covered it. 821 00:45:45,173 --> 00:45:47,340 Well, then I'll, uh... 822 00:45:47,342 --> 00:45:48,778 Just go freshen up. 823 00:45:49,478 --> 00:45:51,280 I'm sure you'll have a good time. 824 00:45:53,514 --> 00:45:54,914 And so will I. 825 00:47:07,623 --> 00:47:08,490 Oh... 826 00:47:48,096 --> 00:47:48,965 Hey, old man? 827 00:47:50,032 --> 00:47:51,234 You about ready? 828 00:47:59,074 --> 00:48:02,278 I'll be out in a minute. 829 00:49:16,585 --> 00:49:18,385 That's my dead body in his closet, 830 00:49:18,387 --> 00:49:21,287 but you can hear me as long as I hold this crucifix. 831 00:49:22,356 --> 00:49:25,391 Wait, listen, he will kill you, like he killed me! 832 00:49:25,393 --> 00:49:27,429 I'm just trying to save you! 833 00:50:32,626 --> 00:50:35,728 Let me out, let me out! 834 00:51:00,722 --> 00:51:04,124 A rose for a beauty. 835 00:51:04,126 --> 00:51:04,794 Now... 836 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,894 How about something with a little more pop? 837 00:51:41,929 --> 00:51:43,865 Everyone loves a clown! 838 00:52:04,552 --> 00:52:05,751 What the fuck? 839 00:52:08,757 --> 00:52:10,757 Now let's see how you like it! 840 00:52:19,233 --> 00:52:21,170 Now I can finally rest in peace. 841 00:52:22,637 --> 00:52:23,639 You want it back? 842 00:52:24,739 --> 00:52:25,875 You keep it. 843 00:52:40,588 --> 00:52:43,623 That was insane, dude. 844 00:52:43,625 --> 00:52:44,492 Wow. 845 00:52:46,228 --> 00:52:47,293 I guess you could say, 846 00:52:47,295 --> 00:52:50,796 the young lady was in no mood for clowning around. 847 00:52:53,568 --> 00:52:55,934 This guy's funny. 848 00:52:55,936 --> 00:52:56,804 No mood! 849 00:53:01,742 --> 00:53:03,775 Where do you think that guy got his suit from? 850 00:53:03,777 --> 00:53:05,411 I think he killed a pimp in the 1800s. 851 00:53:05,413 --> 00:53:07,512 Now our next story 852 00:53:07,514 --> 00:53:10,883 deals with the perils of combining an empty head 853 00:53:10,885 --> 00:53:12,851 with a big mouth. 854 00:53:12,853 --> 00:53:16,789 It's called Hate Radio. 855 00:53:24,465 --> 00:53:25,831 Are you fuckin' kidding me? 856 00:53:25,833 --> 00:53:26,835 What's up? 857 00:53:27,902 --> 00:53:31,304 I swear I just saw a picture of myself. 858 00:53:31,306 --> 00:53:32,972 That's weird, man. 859 00:53:32,974 --> 00:53:35,441 Welcome to another wonderful night. 860 00:53:35,443 --> 00:53:37,809 You're listening to the best talk radio program 861 00:53:37,811 --> 00:53:38,778 in the world. 862 00:53:38,780 --> 00:53:42,315 I am your brilliant and smooth-tongued host, 863 00:53:42,317 --> 00:53:43,316 Mr. Hugh Bluff. 864 00:53:43,318 --> 00:53:45,584 And I got a message for all you race hustling, 865 00:53:45,586 --> 00:53:48,554 feminazis, libtards, angry gays, 866 00:53:48,556 --> 00:53:51,423 welfare moochers, professional victims. 867 00:53:51,425 --> 00:53:53,559 Huh, did I leave anybody out? 868 00:53:53,561 --> 00:53:55,862 Look, whatever your hustle is, all right, 869 00:53:55,864 --> 00:53:58,697 you my wanna change the station now 870 00:53:58,699 --> 00:54:03,403 before you get your itsy-bitsy feelings hurt. 871 00:54:03,405 --> 00:54:05,771 These crypto-lesbian man-haters 872 00:54:05,773 --> 00:54:08,840 attending the university of fruits, flakes and nuts 873 00:54:08,842 --> 00:54:12,811 up there in Berkeley, California, are redefining rape 874 00:54:12,813 --> 00:54:15,581 as any time a man gets a rush of blood 875 00:54:15,583 --> 00:54:19,052 into his nether regions within 50 feet of an x chromosome, 876 00:54:19,054 --> 00:54:21,954 as a bunch of castrated, feminized, 877 00:54:21,956 --> 00:54:25,391 emasculated, metrosexual pansies 878 00:54:25,393 --> 00:54:29,862 are allowing themselves to be dominated by the weaker sex! 879 00:54:29,864 --> 00:54:31,998 I mean, we didn't have maniacs like Ted Bundy 880 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,099 back in the 50s, you know why? 881 00:54:34,101 --> 00:54:38,338 'Cause most of the women had their priorities straight. 882 00:54:38,340 --> 00:54:40,572 Now time to open it up to the callers. 883 00:54:40,574 --> 00:54:43,876 Jake from New Mexico, you are on the line. 884 00:54:43,878 --> 00:54:44,976 Go ahead. 885 00:54:44,978 --> 00:54:48,113 Mr. Bluff, my ex-wife never worked at all, 886 00:54:48,115 --> 00:54:50,550 besides, like, raising the kids and stuff, 887 00:54:50,552 --> 00:54:52,818 and she got the house and full custody. 888 00:54:52,820 --> 00:54:55,088 And now she's got my own kids hatin' on me 889 00:54:55,090 --> 00:54:56,988 because I hit the bitch a few times. 890 00:54:56,990 --> 00:54:58,825 I feel for you, Jake. 891 00:54:58,827 --> 00:55:00,860 But you know what some people say? 892 00:55:00,862 --> 00:55:04,363 Behind every man charged with domestic violence 893 00:55:04,365 --> 00:55:08,568 is a woman who just wouldn't shut her mouth. 894 00:55:08,570 --> 00:55:10,903 Now, one of my favorite callers, 895 00:55:10,905 --> 00:55:12,771 Felix, you are on the air. 896 00:55:12,773 --> 00:55:13,940 How's it hanging? 897 00:55:13,942 --> 00:55:16,008 Mr. Bluff, I want to expand on your comment 898 00:55:16,010 --> 00:55:17,844 about Ted Bundy. 899 00:55:17,846 --> 00:55:20,146 Has it ever occurred to you that guys like Ted, 900 00:55:20,148 --> 00:55:22,514 or this new avenger they call The Chopper, 901 00:55:22,516 --> 00:55:24,617 were actually doing a public service? 902 00:55:24,619 --> 00:55:25,885 How so? 903 00:55:25,887 --> 00:55:27,653 Serial killers remind women 904 00:55:27,655 --> 00:55:29,988 that they need men around to protect them. 905 00:55:29,990 --> 00:55:31,858 It might be the only thing that keeps them 906 00:55:31,860 --> 00:55:34,827 from declaring all-out war on us. 907 00:55:34,829 --> 00:55:36,398 Hail The Chopper. 908 00:55:37,865 --> 00:55:40,900 That's why we like your phone calls, Felix, 909 00:55:40,902 --> 00:55:45,804 because you bring a unique perspective to the program. 910 00:55:45,806 --> 00:55:47,940 Right now, it's time to pay the bills. 911 00:55:47,942 --> 00:55:50,612 We'll be right back after these commercial messages. 912 00:55:54,715 --> 00:55:55,717 What do we got here? 913 00:55:57,885 --> 00:56:00,787 "From your biggest fan." 914 00:56:07,762 --> 00:56:10,095 Oh, wow! 915 00:56:11,932 --> 00:56:12,934 Look at that. 916 00:56:19,940 --> 00:56:20,808 Yes, sir. 917 00:56:23,777 --> 00:56:25,480 Make America Great Again. 918 00:56:34,088 --> 00:56:35,423 What the hell? 919 00:56:36,123 --> 00:56:37,525 Fucking libtards. 920 00:56:40,795 --> 00:56:42,061 ♪ When Johnny comes marching home again ♪ 921 00:56:42,063 --> 00:56:43,929 ♪ Hurrah, hurrah ♪ 922 00:56:43,931 --> 00:56:45,798 ♪ We'll give him a hero welcome then ♪ 923 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,633 ♪ Hurrah, hurrah ♪ 924 00:56:47,635 --> 00:56:49,635 ♪ The men will cheer and the boys will shout ♪ 925 00:56:49,637 --> 00:56:52,170 ♪ The ladies they will all turn out ♪ 926 00:56:55,677 --> 00:56:58,610 Who's the best radio talk show host in the country? 927 00:56:58,612 --> 00:57:00,012 You are. 928 00:57:04,918 --> 00:57:06,054 What the fuck? 929 00:57:37,085 --> 00:57:37,952 Jesus! 930 00:58:40,981 --> 00:58:42,117 Are you all right? 931 00:58:44,318 --> 00:58:45,753 Hey, can you hear me? 932 00:58:51,925 --> 00:58:55,360 So I ask you, where's it stop? 933 00:58:55,362 --> 00:58:58,998 How long before real men stand up 934 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,934 and take your God-given rights back? 935 00:59:01,936 --> 00:59:05,938 Are we just supposed to slink off into some dustbin 936 00:59:05,940 --> 00:59:08,374 of world history as the politically 937 00:59:08,376 --> 00:59:12,612 and vaginally-correct crowd create a new gynocracy 938 00:59:12,614 --> 00:59:15,815 in which we no longer have a place? 939 00:59:20,188 --> 00:59:20,854 What were you doing out in front of 940 00:59:20,856 --> 00:59:22,190 Hugh Bluff's place tonight? 941 00:59:25,126 --> 00:59:26,025 Where am I? 942 00:59:26,027 --> 00:59:27,392 Who the hell are you? 943 00:59:27,394 --> 00:59:29,095 Shut up, bitch. 944 00:59:29,097 --> 00:59:31,262 Come on man, I am Hugh Bluff! 945 00:59:31,264 --> 00:59:33,099 Stop imitating Mr. Bluff. 946 00:59:33,101 --> 00:59:34,233 It's disrespectful. 947 00:59:34,235 --> 00:59:35,700 Wait a second. 948 00:59:35,702 --> 00:59:37,737 I recognize your voice. 949 00:59:37,739 --> 00:59:38,670 Y-you're Felix. 950 00:59:38,672 --> 00:59:40,940 Calling my program all the time. 951 00:59:40,942 --> 00:59:42,407 You gotta let me go, listen, no! 952 00:59:43,710 --> 00:59:45,110 Your program? 953 00:59:45,112 --> 00:59:46,914 You got a lot of nerve saying that. 954 00:59:49,117 --> 00:59:51,249 And, the given name is Felix, 955 00:59:51,251 --> 00:59:53,889 but you can call me Chopper. 956 01:00:00,961 --> 01:00:03,164 What do you think? 957 01:00:07,835 --> 01:00:08,769 Ah, here we go. 958 01:00:14,375 --> 01:00:15,242 Okay. 959 01:00:23,384 --> 01:00:24,816 Wait a second, wait a second! 960 01:00:24,818 --> 01:00:25,950 Listen to me! 961 01:00:25,952 --> 01:00:28,320 I'm not a woman! 962 01:00:28,322 --> 01:00:29,724 I'm Hugh Bluff! 963 01:00:31,125 --> 01:00:33,025 No, not that! 964 01:00:33,027 --> 01:00:33,858 - Look, man! - Yeah. 965 01:00:33,860 --> 01:00:35,963 You're about to make a big mistake! 966 01:00:37,231 --> 01:00:38,834 You fuckin' psycho! 967 01:00:40,068 --> 01:00:41,967 What the fuck's the matter with you? 968 01:00:41,969 --> 01:00:43,401 I'm Hugh Bluff! 969 01:00:45,172 --> 01:00:46,271 No, please! 970 01:00:46,273 --> 01:00:47,273 Please don't kill me with fire! 971 01:00:47,275 --> 01:00:48,840 Open wide. 972 01:00:48,842 --> 01:00:50,275 No, I'm Hugh Bluff! 973 01:00:50,277 --> 01:00:51,145 No! 974 01:00:53,047 --> 01:00:54,947 I guess that's what happens 975 01:00:54,949 --> 01:00:59,318 when you walk a mile in another person's high heels. 976 01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:00,188 No way. 977 01:01:04,157 --> 01:01:06,025 He got flamed. 978 01:01:09,963 --> 01:01:11,429 Whoa. 979 01:01:11,431 --> 01:01:13,067 That was sick, man. 980 01:01:24,244 --> 01:01:25,112 Oh. 981 01:01:26,947 --> 01:01:28,914 Now this is what happens 982 01:01:28,916 --> 01:01:32,016 when an evil lie becomes reality. 983 01:01:34,088 --> 01:01:37,356 It's called The Healer. 984 01:01:46,134 --> 01:01:47,833 Benighted ones across the globe, 985 01:01:47,835 --> 01:01:51,470 God has used me as a vessel to heal and restore. 986 01:01:54,108 --> 01:01:55,874 Perfection revealed! 987 01:01:55,876 --> 01:01:57,543 Tumors, arthritis, blindness, 988 01:01:57,545 --> 01:02:00,880 all manner of illness and disease have been vanquished 989 01:02:00,882 --> 01:02:03,816 as we break the mirror of the devil's reflection 990 01:02:03,818 --> 01:02:06,088 and reveal God's perfection. 991 01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:09,287 Perfection revealed! 992 01:02:09,289 --> 01:02:10,856 The man stands! 993 01:02:10,858 --> 01:02:11,891 Praise the Lord. 994 01:02:11,893 --> 01:02:13,858 He'll make the blind see. 995 01:02:13,860 --> 01:02:16,228 This Sunday, I will bring my ministry 996 01:02:16,230 --> 01:02:17,996 and vibrant health to your town 997 01:02:17,998 --> 01:02:20,132 so that you can see in person 998 01:02:20,134 --> 01:02:21,900 the perfection revealed. 999 01:02:21,902 --> 01:02:25,204 Raise your hands above your head! 1000 01:02:25,206 --> 01:02:27,539 God's perfection revealed! 1001 01:02:27,541 --> 01:02:29,909 Come on Lord and show me! 1002 01:02:29,911 --> 01:02:33,112 Because as you know, I bring the healing, 1003 01:02:33,114 --> 01:02:34,979 and you bring the faith. 1004 01:02:34,981 --> 01:02:38,383 In God we trust. 1005 01:02:38,385 --> 01:02:40,485 That new spot's gettin' some good reaction, huh? 1006 01:02:40,487 --> 01:02:44,356 Yeah, we've already had a 20% spike in book sales online. 1007 01:02:44,358 --> 01:02:46,291 And we got enough product for tomorrow? 1008 01:02:46,293 --> 01:02:48,459 I increased inventory across the board, 1009 01:02:48,461 --> 01:02:51,530 but we do have a slight problem here. 1010 01:02:51,532 --> 01:02:53,532 The Tears of Jesus. 1011 01:02:53,534 --> 01:02:56,235 Two drops a day will chase the imperfection away. 1012 01:02:56,237 --> 01:02:57,970 Yeah, only they're empty. 1013 01:02:57,972 --> 01:03:00,976 We can't have Tears of Jesus without Jesus' tears. 1014 01:03:12,385 --> 01:03:13,554 Straight from God. 1015 01:03:15,056 --> 01:03:17,925 After all, everything comes from God, right? 1016 01:03:19,025 --> 01:03:20,559 Oh, jeez, Janet. 1017 01:03:20,561 --> 01:03:22,894 Sunglasses, sunglasses! 1018 01:03:22,896 --> 01:03:24,128 I mean, folks out there get one look 1019 01:03:24,130 --> 01:03:25,630 at your fucked-up eye, 1020 01:03:25,632 --> 01:03:28,566 and they won't believe I'd be able to heal a paper cut. 1021 01:03:28,568 --> 01:03:29,568 First question will be, 1022 01:03:29,570 --> 01:03:34,173 "Why can't Bishop Love fix yo raggedy-ass eye?" 1023 01:03:34,175 --> 01:03:35,273 Yes, sir. 1024 01:03:35,275 --> 01:03:37,242 And you know, when you're signin' my autograph, 1025 01:03:37,244 --> 01:03:39,013 I make my Bs bigger, okay? 1026 01:03:40,014 --> 01:03:41,947 Enough of that right now. 1027 01:03:41,949 --> 01:03:43,182 I need to get back to the hotel 1028 01:03:43,184 --> 01:03:44,586 so I can rest up for tomorrow. 1029 01:03:52,559 --> 01:03:53,659 That's him, that's the Bishop! 1030 01:03:53,661 --> 01:03:54,626 There he is! 1031 01:03:54,628 --> 01:03:56,061 - There's Bishop Love! - There's the Bishop! 1032 01:03:56,063 --> 01:03:58,066 - Oh, help us! - Help us! 1033 01:03:59,099 --> 01:04:01,266 Come on, brothers and sisters! 1034 01:04:01,268 --> 01:04:02,367 Please, sir! 1035 01:04:02,369 --> 01:04:03,469 We need you! 1036 01:04:03,471 --> 01:04:04,436 Tomorrow! 1037 01:04:04,438 --> 01:04:05,670 God bless you all! 1038 01:04:05,672 --> 01:04:08,641 Bishop, help us, please! 1039 01:04:08,643 --> 01:04:09,510 Please! 1040 01:04:12,980 --> 01:04:15,146 I don't want none of that. 1041 01:04:15,148 --> 01:04:16,447 Look, Janet, pull the car around 1042 01:04:16,449 --> 01:04:18,185 to the service entrance out back. 1043 01:04:31,532 --> 01:04:32,965 Now where the hell is Janet? 1044 01:04:32,967 --> 01:04:35,300 I got this honey waitin' on me back at the hotel 1045 01:04:35,302 --> 01:04:38,005 for a private laying on hands. 1046 01:05:11,371 --> 01:05:12,704 Jesus. 1047 01:05:12,706 --> 01:05:15,143 God won't get you out of this one, Bishop. 1048 01:05:16,077 --> 01:05:17,608 Who the hell are you? 1049 01:05:17,610 --> 01:05:19,114 This ain't about me. 1050 01:05:20,047 --> 01:05:21,713 It's about my daughter. 1051 01:05:21,715 --> 01:05:23,581 She had faith. 1052 01:05:23,583 --> 01:05:25,483 She had plenty of faith. 1053 01:05:25,485 --> 01:05:26,922 She bought your books. 1054 01:05:27,755 --> 01:05:28,957 Your prayer cloth. 1055 01:05:30,190 --> 01:05:33,992 She drove miles to have you shrink her tumor, 1056 01:05:33,994 --> 01:05:37,164 then practically bathe in your Tears of Jesus. 1057 01:05:38,331 --> 01:05:40,766 A lot of money wasted on snake oil 1058 01:05:40,768 --> 01:05:43,038 that could have bought honest medicine. 1059 01:05:44,137 --> 01:05:45,005 Okay. 1060 01:05:46,706 --> 01:05:48,574 How can I help you? 1061 01:05:48,576 --> 01:05:49,275 Money? 1062 01:05:49,277 --> 01:05:51,146 I don't want your damn money! 1063 01:05:52,112 --> 01:05:54,715 I want you to see my daughter. 1064 01:05:56,150 --> 01:05:58,684 She was beautiful, but when she died, 1065 01:05:58,686 --> 01:06:00,452 she looked like this. 1066 01:06:02,389 --> 01:06:03,722 Oh my God! 1067 01:06:03,724 --> 01:06:05,660 You oughta stop that God routine. 1068 01:06:07,061 --> 01:06:08,494 'Cause if He's up there, 1069 01:06:08,496 --> 01:06:11,432 He's got nothing for your triflin' ass. 1070 01:06:14,068 --> 01:06:17,238 Open your eyes. 1071 01:06:20,041 --> 01:06:21,009 She died in pain. 1072 01:06:22,275 --> 01:06:25,744 Great pain, and nothing can bring her back. 1073 01:06:25,746 --> 01:06:30,251 But I found magic, and some real tongues to speak in. 1074 01:06:35,688 --> 01:06:37,389 There is no magic. 1075 01:06:37,391 --> 01:06:38,760 There are no tongues! 1076 01:06:40,260 --> 01:06:42,063 I can't do it and you can't either! 1077 01:06:45,666 --> 01:06:47,266 That's right, sweetheart. 1078 01:06:47,268 --> 01:06:48,403 Hold it there. 1079 01:06:50,403 --> 01:06:51,338 Oh, baby... 1080 01:06:55,141 --> 01:06:58,178 They ain't Jesus' tears, but they work. 1081 01:06:59,780 --> 01:07:00,648 Now, drink. 1082 01:07:02,382 --> 01:07:03,715 No. 1083 01:07:03,717 --> 01:07:05,349 Drink. 1084 01:07:05,351 --> 01:07:08,420 Don't make me pick up this gun again. 1085 01:07:08,422 --> 01:07:09,588 Drink! 1086 01:07:28,842 --> 01:07:30,045 Now we wait. 1087 01:07:40,387 --> 01:07:42,057 Bishop Love, over here! 1088 01:07:45,425 --> 01:07:46,691 We need to get them transported. 1089 01:07:46,693 --> 01:07:48,063 It don't matter. 1090 01:07:49,195 --> 01:07:51,329 - You've got the power. - Get 'em both. 1091 01:07:51,331 --> 01:07:54,499 The sick and the crippled, 1092 01:07:54,501 --> 01:07:58,273 they'll be drawn to your perfection, like flies to shit. 1093 01:07:59,405 --> 01:08:01,639 Go to hell, old man. 1094 01:08:01,641 --> 01:08:03,277 Okay sir, let's go. 1095 01:08:05,713 --> 01:08:06,612 Easy. 1096 01:08:06,614 --> 01:08:07,849 Hands on the hood. 1097 01:08:09,182 --> 01:08:10,385 Now over there. 1098 01:08:11,784 --> 01:08:14,485 - Bishop? - Oh, yeah. 1099 01:08:19,792 --> 01:08:22,361 Thank goodness we put that emergency GPS app 1100 01:08:22,363 --> 01:08:23,231 on your phone. 1101 01:08:26,734 --> 01:08:27,799 Ow, damn! 1102 01:08:27,801 --> 01:08:28,803 Ow, my hand! 1103 01:08:30,003 --> 01:08:32,673 Probably cramping from being tied up so long. 1104 01:08:33,841 --> 01:08:35,440 Yeah. 1105 01:08:42,882 --> 01:08:43,848 How ya feelin'? 1106 01:08:43,850 --> 01:08:46,919 Now what is your psycho ass laughing at? 1107 01:08:48,622 --> 01:08:51,159 God is good... 1108 01:08:52,393 --> 01:08:53,261 Bishop. 1109 01:08:58,532 --> 01:08:59,830 Get me out of here, Clyde. 1110 01:08:59,832 --> 01:09:01,532 - Yes, sir. - Ow, damn! 1111 01:09:01,534 --> 01:09:05,340 Ow, my hand! 1112 01:09:14,648 --> 01:09:15,516 My eyes! 1113 01:09:17,751 --> 01:09:18,686 Mine too. 1114 01:09:20,220 --> 01:09:22,353 I-I-I-I can't see right. 1115 01:09:22,355 --> 01:09:23,988 Me either. 1116 01:09:23,990 --> 01:09:26,360 Huh, it seems like it's better without 'em. 1117 01:09:27,694 --> 01:09:28,595 Give me those. 1118 01:09:33,867 --> 01:09:35,334 What did you do? 1119 01:09:35,336 --> 01:09:37,838 I made you a healer. 1120 01:09:40,707 --> 01:09:41,706 Are you okay, sir? 1121 01:09:41,708 --> 01:09:43,342 Don't touch me Janet, goddamn it! 1122 01:09:43,344 --> 01:09:44,444 Don't you fuckin' touch me! 1123 01:09:45,345 --> 01:09:46,178 But I can help you! 1124 01:09:46,180 --> 01:09:48,013 No, do not touch me! 1125 01:09:48,015 --> 01:09:50,882 - But I can't help... - Stop! 1126 01:09:50,884 --> 01:09:51,752 My... 1127 01:09:54,755 --> 01:09:56,754 Wait a minute. 1128 01:09:56,756 --> 01:09:57,759 This can't be. 1129 01:09:58,826 --> 01:09:59,761 Oh my God! 1130 01:10:01,295 --> 01:10:02,294 It's a miracle! 1131 01:10:02,296 --> 01:10:06,330 This is not a miracle, I've gotten your scar! 1132 01:10:06,332 --> 01:10:07,734 Well I ain't takin' it back. 1133 01:10:09,603 --> 01:10:11,269 This is your fault, old man! 1134 01:10:11,271 --> 01:10:12,239 This is your fault! 1135 01:10:13,873 --> 01:10:15,339 Put the gun down! 1136 01:10:15,341 --> 01:10:16,441 Put the gun down! 1137 01:10:17,211 --> 01:10:18,445 - Drop your weapon! - Drop it! 1138 01:10:24,784 --> 01:10:26,617 I called some friends of mine 1139 01:10:26,619 --> 01:10:28,722 to join us out here, Bishop. 1140 01:10:33,460 --> 01:10:34,996 Stay away from me! 1141 01:10:36,930 --> 01:10:39,298 Get the fuck away from me! 1142 01:10:41,635 --> 01:10:42,971 Get away from me! 1143 01:10:44,837 --> 01:10:46,671 What the hell are you doing? 1144 01:10:46,673 --> 01:10:47,906 Get away! 1145 01:10:47,908 --> 01:10:51,613 Get away! 1146 01:11:07,528 --> 01:11:09,660 It's a miracle! 1147 01:11:33,953 --> 01:11:35,355 Perfection... 1148 01:11:36,890 --> 01:11:37,759 Revealed. 1149 01:11:44,832 --> 01:11:47,766 So I guess he became a healer after all. 1150 01:11:51,104 --> 01:11:51,937 Oh shit! 1151 01:11:51,939 --> 01:11:54,539 Check it out dude, I hit pay dirt! 1152 01:11:55,208 --> 01:11:56,607 Lesbian threesome action? 1153 01:11:56,609 --> 01:11:58,376 You are the man, Jamal! 1154 01:11:58,378 --> 01:11:59,111 Yes! 1155 01:11:59,113 --> 01:12:00,678 Where's the feed coming from? 1156 01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:01,946 I don't know. 1157 01:12:01,948 --> 01:12:03,615 The IP address keeps changing. 1158 01:12:03,617 --> 01:12:05,049 It feels like another ghost feed. 1159 01:12:05,051 --> 01:12:06,751 Yeah. 1160 01:12:06,753 --> 01:12:09,420 But these girls can feed me anytime. 1161 01:12:09,422 --> 01:12:10,722 Uh, whoa, whoa. 1162 01:12:10,724 --> 01:12:11,993 Whoa, what's she doing? 1163 01:12:12,893 --> 01:12:14,159 No, no, no, don't close your laptop baby! 1164 01:12:14,161 --> 01:12:16,128 Baby, don't close your laptop! 1165 01:12:16,130 --> 01:12:16,795 Whew. 1166 01:12:16,797 --> 01:12:18,800 Close, whew, that was close. 1167 01:12:26,407 --> 01:12:28,740 These bitches think they're witches or something. 1168 01:12:28,742 --> 01:12:31,079 Whatever, as long as they put out before they're done. 1169 01:12:35,082 --> 01:12:36,415 How can these fools believe in this shit 1170 01:12:36,417 --> 01:12:37,985 in the age of high tech, you know? 1171 01:12:39,787 --> 01:12:41,122 Is something wrong with your screen? 1172 01:12:43,990 --> 01:12:45,057 What the... 1173 01:12:51,931 --> 01:12:52,800 That's weird. 1174 01:12:55,836 --> 01:12:57,602 This guy's a real piece of work. 1175 01:12:57,604 --> 01:13:00,171 This is a story that may rattle you. 1176 01:13:05,011 --> 01:13:09,113 It's called Thy Will Be Done. 1177 01:13:10,051 --> 01:13:12,453 It's like he's controlling everything. 1178 01:13:16,756 --> 01:13:17,955 Cool, I got 'em back. 1179 01:13:17,957 --> 01:13:20,027 Thought I almost lost it. 1180 01:13:22,095 --> 01:13:24,094 That can't be real. 1181 01:13:24,096 --> 01:13:25,699 Dude, it's gotta be a trick. 1182 01:13:31,204 --> 01:13:32,974 This is really pissing me off now. 1183 01:13:35,842 --> 01:13:37,177 We're just along for the ride. 1184 01:13:40,613 --> 01:13:42,214 Remember, your procedure is a day from tomorrow. 1185 01:13:42,216 --> 01:13:44,883 If you have any questions at any time, 1186 01:13:44,885 --> 01:13:46,084 call our after hours number 1187 01:13:46,086 --> 01:13:48,486 on the bottom of the pre-op instructions. 1188 01:13:48,488 --> 01:13:49,156 Okay. 1189 01:13:54,694 --> 01:13:56,660 You're gonna be okay. 1190 01:13:56,662 --> 01:13:57,531 Thanks. 1191 01:14:11,712 --> 01:14:12,544 Excuse me? 1192 01:14:12,546 --> 01:14:14,278 Excuse me, please, can you help me? 1193 01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:15,914 My little girl just wandered off, 1194 01:14:15,916 --> 01:14:17,182 - I don't know where she is! - Oh God... 1195 01:14:17,184 --> 01:14:18,250 Please help me! 1196 01:14:18,252 --> 01:14:19,317 - I'm so sorry, I haven't... - She's just a baby, 1197 01:14:19,319 --> 01:14:22,053 and she's all alone, and I don't know where she is! 1198 01:14:22,055 --> 01:14:24,856 Here, wait, I have a photo right here of her! 1199 01:14:24,858 --> 01:14:28,462 Shut up! 1200 01:14:32,832 --> 01:14:34,969 Come on, close the door. 1201 01:14:46,046 --> 01:14:48,182 That's it, watch her head. 1202 01:14:57,591 --> 01:14:58,259 Careful. 1203 01:15:01,028 --> 01:15:01,963 Here we go. 1204 01:15:14,574 --> 01:15:17,144 So we take that off, you promise you're not gonna scream? 1205 01:15:22,582 --> 01:15:23,982 Aw, you're so cute. 1206 01:15:27,354 --> 01:15:28,222 Where am I? 1207 01:15:30,856 --> 01:15:32,223 What is this? 1208 01:15:32,225 --> 01:15:34,893 Well, it's what we call a rescue. 1209 01:15:34,895 --> 01:15:36,894 For the life of your child. 1210 01:15:36,896 --> 01:15:38,129 I don't have a child. 1211 01:15:38,131 --> 01:15:39,233 Oh yes, you do. 1212 01:15:40,132 --> 01:15:41,933 Inside of you. 1213 01:15:41,935 --> 01:15:42,901 Remember, you were gonna kill it 1214 01:15:42,903 --> 01:15:45,836 because it was somehow inconvenient to you? 1215 01:15:45,838 --> 01:15:47,938 Hey, if you didn't want a child, 1216 01:15:47,940 --> 01:15:49,840 you shouldn't have opened your legs. 1217 01:15:49,842 --> 01:15:50,711 I was raped. 1218 01:15:52,679 --> 01:15:53,745 I was raped! 1219 01:15:53,747 --> 01:15:56,380 It's still a life inside of you. 1220 01:15:56,382 --> 01:15:58,717 Are you not hearing me? 1221 01:15:58,719 --> 01:16:00,988 I was abducted and raped! 1222 01:16:02,055 --> 01:16:04,057 You have no idea what he did to me. 1223 01:16:04,925 --> 01:16:07,224 What it did to me. 1224 01:16:07,226 --> 01:16:11,161 Being raped does not mean that you can hurt an innocent. 1225 01:16:11,163 --> 01:16:12,599 It's not innocent. 1226 01:16:13,699 --> 01:16:14,799 It's ugly. 1227 01:16:14,801 --> 01:16:16,867 The next eight months can be easy, 1228 01:16:16,869 --> 01:16:18,769 or they can be hard. 1229 01:16:18,771 --> 01:16:22,240 - Please, please... - But you will have this baby. 1230 01:16:22,242 --> 01:16:23,945 I'm a good person. 1231 01:16:25,378 --> 01:16:28,847 This thing that is inside me, it is not good. 1232 01:16:28,849 --> 01:16:30,284 Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up. 1233 01:16:31,350 --> 01:16:33,751 You need to trust in God as we do, right? 1234 01:16:33,753 --> 01:16:36,090 Let's let God decide what's good and what's not. 1235 01:16:45,097 --> 01:16:48,165 Okay, sweetie, here we go, open wide. 1236 01:16:48,167 --> 01:16:49,433 Open your mouth, sweetie. 1237 01:16:49,435 --> 01:16:50,602 Open wide. 1238 01:16:50,604 --> 01:16:53,737 Come on, come on, open up. You don't wanna die, do you? 1239 01:16:53,739 --> 01:16:54,906 You gotta eat, come on. 1240 01:16:54,908 --> 01:16:55,940 Come on. 1241 01:16:55,942 --> 01:16:57,008 - Open! - Come on, open up. 1242 01:16:57,010 --> 01:16:58,242 Open up, sweetheart. 1243 01:16:58,244 --> 01:17:00,745 - Open, just come on... - Open! 1244 01:17:00,747 --> 01:17:02,213 - Give out of the way. - All right, okay, fine. 1245 01:17:02,215 --> 01:17:03,281 - Move. - If that's what you want. 1246 01:17:03,283 --> 01:17:04,348 Okay, fine. 1247 01:17:04,350 --> 01:17:06,284 - Mm-mmm. - Come on, come on. 1248 01:17:06,286 --> 01:17:07,152 Come on. 1249 01:17:07,154 --> 01:17:09,821 Come on, it's okay, it's okay, come on. 1250 01:17:14,060 --> 01:17:16,764 That's right, there we go, good job. 1251 01:17:19,733 --> 01:17:20,400 Fuck you! 1252 01:17:27,873 --> 01:17:30,942 If that's how you want it... 1253 01:17:30,944 --> 01:17:31,812 Fine. 1254 01:17:36,716 --> 01:17:37,751 Naughty girl. 1255 01:17:40,153 --> 01:17:43,021 Yeah, you just keep on being disobedient, right? 1256 01:17:44,490 --> 01:17:46,424 Hold her, hold her! 1257 01:17:46,426 --> 01:17:48,259 Give your face, give it! 1258 01:17:48,261 --> 01:17:49,193 Give it! 1259 01:17:49,195 --> 01:17:51,329 - Oh yeah. - There. 1260 01:17:51,331 --> 01:17:53,932 Yeah, get out of there, get out of there. 1261 01:17:53,934 --> 01:17:56,000 - That's right, that's right. - I got it, I got it. 1262 01:17:56,002 --> 01:17:57,972 You will nourish your child. 1263 01:17:59,005 --> 01:18:00,839 No! 1264 01:18:00,841 --> 01:18:01,839 There you go. 1265 01:18:01,841 --> 01:18:03,875 Ooh, this is gonna be delicious. 1266 01:18:03,877 --> 01:18:05,477 God still loves you. 1267 01:18:05,479 --> 01:18:07,879 He still loves you, and you're gonna have a baby. 1268 01:18:07,881 --> 01:18:09,214 There we go. 1269 01:18:35,975 --> 01:18:38,945 You know, if you'd only eat, we wouldn't have to do this. 1270 01:18:39,845 --> 01:18:40,980 - Okay. - Mm-mmm. 1271 01:18:42,015 --> 01:18:43,080 Oh, wait. 1272 01:18:43,082 --> 01:18:45,049 You-you'd rather eat, huh? 1273 01:18:45,051 --> 01:18:47,218 - Uh huh. - Yeah? 1274 01:18:47,220 --> 01:18:49,486 I-I don't, I can't hear you. 1275 01:18:49,488 --> 01:18:50,888 What-what's that? 1276 01:18:55,796 --> 01:18:57,195 No, no! 1277 01:19:09,975 --> 01:19:10,844 No! 1278 01:19:43,944 --> 01:19:44,879 Goddamn it! 1279 01:19:48,849 --> 01:19:50,451 Hey Saul, I'm back. 1280 01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:54,619 Leanne! 1281 01:19:54,621 --> 01:19:57,287 I'm up here, I got locked in! 1282 01:19:57,289 --> 01:19:58,522 What? 1283 01:19:58,524 --> 01:19:59,991 She-she-she locked me in! 1284 01:19:59,993 --> 01:20:02,026 - She... - No, are you kidding me? 1285 01:20:02,028 --> 01:20:03,530 - Oh, God! - Oh, God! 1286 01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:09,032 You're such an idiot, 1287 01:20:09,034 --> 01:20:10,535 I never should have brought you into this! 1288 01:20:10,537 --> 01:20:12,603 - She fucking escaped! - Go find her! 1289 01:20:12,605 --> 01:20:14,140 Damn it! 1290 01:20:37,564 --> 01:20:39,597 Go down the tunnel, go through the tunnel! 1291 01:20:39,599 --> 01:20:41,001 Where is she? 1292 01:21:20,239 --> 01:21:22,339 Where do you think you're goin'? 1293 01:21:22,341 --> 01:21:25,276 I will not have this child. 1294 01:21:25,278 --> 01:21:27,512 I will not have this child! 1295 01:21:27,514 --> 01:21:28,713 I will not have this child! 1296 01:21:28,715 --> 01:21:30,682 - No! - No, no, stop, stop! 1297 01:21:30,684 --> 01:21:32,349 - Get out of me! - Quit it! 1298 01:21:32,351 --> 01:21:33,018 I won't! 1299 01:21:33,020 --> 01:21:35,519 I will not have this child! 1300 01:21:35,521 --> 01:21:38,222 I will not have this child! 1301 01:21:38,224 --> 01:21:40,959 - Come on. - I will not have this child! 1302 01:21:40,961 --> 01:21:41,659 Hey, her water broke! 1303 01:21:43,462 --> 01:21:45,295 Water broke, water broke! 1304 01:21:45,297 --> 01:21:45,996 It's too early! 1305 01:21:45,998 --> 01:21:47,598 It's too early, it's not good! 1306 01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:49,232 All right, I'll get the car ready! 1307 01:21:49,234 --> 01:21:50,233 Hold on, hold on, wait, 1308 01:21:50,235 --> 01:21:51,335 it's comin' man, it's gonna, it's gonna come. 1309 01:21:51,337 --> 01:21:53,004 All right, could you just get that off... 1310 01:21:53,006 --> 01:21:53,972 Yeah, I got it. 1311 01:22:06,519 --> 01:22:07,387 Help me! 1312 01:22:09,521 --> 01:22:11,222 Push! 1313 01:22:11,224 --> 01:22:13,657 It's coming, oh, it's coming! 1314 01:22:13,659 --> 01:22:16,126 Do you see what happens when you trust in God? 1315 01:22:16,128 --> 01:22:16,995 Miracles! 1316 01:22:18,030 --> 01:22:18,698 Miracles! 1317 01:22:55,601 --> 01:22:58,135 What the hell are you? 1318 01:22:58,137 --> 01:23:00,037 Your superior. 1319 01:23:07,413 --> 01:23:09,714 You will all be used to take my seed. 1320 01:23:09,716 --> 01:23:11,482 Put simply, like her, 1321 01:23:11,484 --> 01:23:14,621 you will bear my children, and you will die. 1322 01:23:16,355 --> 01:23:17,655 Hey, check it out, homeboy. 1323 01:23:17,657 --> 01:23:18,555 I'm a man, dawg. 1324 01:23:18,557 --> 01:23:20,357 I can't have a baby. 1325 01:23:20,359 --> 01:23:23,193 Well, why don't we let God decide that? 1326 01:23:35,608 --> 01:23:37,708 Turn it off, turn it off! 1327 01:23:39,679 --> 01:23:41,144 What the hell? 1328 01:23:41,146 --> 01:23:44,581 God! 1329 01:23:44,583 --> 01:23:46,317 He got us good. 1330 01:23:46,319 --> 01:23:47,451 I think they were watching us. 1331 01:23:47,453 --> 01:23:48,385 Yeah. 1332 01:23:48,387 --> 01:23:49,821 Yeah, you-you're right. 1333 01:23:49,823 --> 01:23:51,557 Oh my God! 1334 01:23:52,759 --> 01:23:53,657 Hey, do you wanna go to the Spotlight? 1335 01:23:53,659 --> 01:23:54,858 I need, I need a drink. 1336 01:23:54,860 --> 01:23:56,229 Yeah, definitely. 1337 01:23:57,430 --> 01:24:00,263 I think I'm gonna go for a double Long Island Iced Tea. 1338 01:24:00,265 --> 01:24:02,133 Yeah. 1339 01:24:07,573 --> 01:24:09,540 No, no, no, no! 1340 01:24:20,587 --> 01:24:24,688 Apparently, perverts should exorcize their demons, 1341 01:24:24,690 --> 01:24:26,460 before their demons exorcize them. 1342 01:24:30,563 --> 01:24:31,664 You've done very well. 1343 01:24:33,533 --> 01:24:38,539 So I am going to reward you with a year of youth and beauty, 1344 01:24:39,404 --> 01:24:41,472 my little dark princess. 1345 01:24:46,712 --> 01:24:50,216 Do you have any more stories for me this year, hmm? 1346 01:24:51,650 --> 01:24:53,287 But of course. 1347 01:24:59,893 --> 01:25:01,558 Ah. 1348 01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:03,096 My, my, my. 1349 01:25:04,329 --> 01:25:07,300 Now this is the most terrifying story of all. 1350 01:25:08,434 --> 01:25:13,470 It's about to happen now, and strangely enough... 1351 01:25:13,472 --> 01:25:15,406 It's about you. 1352 01:25:32,561 --> 01:25:37,561 Subtitles by explosiveskull 90097