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I made it. Look.
I made it out of the maze.
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That's a connect the dots,
Trip.
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[ Chuckles ]
You're funny.
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Taylor, stop slouching.
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Mom, stop momming.
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I'm in college now.
I can slouch if I want to.
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[ Gasps ]
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Better.
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You're what we in academia call
a "textbook control freak."
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Wow.
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I can't believe
I'm dating a college girl.
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An older woman.
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Trip, just because
I'm in college
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doesn't make me
older than you.
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It just
makes me in college.
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Not only are you older,
you're wiser.
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En garde,Anna-Kat!
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Franklin, are you ever
at your own home?
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Yeah, but I bike over
super early
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and put my ear to the
sewer and wait for the
morning's first flush.
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You're not
crouching enough.
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What do youknow
about fencing?
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I know
you have to crouch.
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I don't want
to do this anymore.
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Tough.
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You're doing a sport,
and you picked this one,
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and you are not stopping
just because
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there are less fights
to the death than you thought.
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But it's so hot
in this mask!
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This'll cool you off.
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Hey![ Laughs ]
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Stop bullying me!
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Mothering isbullying.
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Mrs. Otto,
if I were 50 years older,
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I'd take a run at you.
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Oh.
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♪♪
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Did you do your chores?
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Oh.
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Uh, chores are
household tasks
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designed to teach you
personal responsibility.
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Oh!
Poor people stuff.
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[ Chuckles ] I'm in.
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Good.
Go make the beds.
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Okay.
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Um, where do you keep
your pillow mints?
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Just go.
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And I will be up
to make sure it's done.
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I know you sold
your lasagna business,
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but you need
to find a new life
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so you can
stay out of ours.
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When the lasagna business
became a pain in the ass,
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I sold it!
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Don't think
I won't do the same to you!
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Textbook control freak.
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You micromanage,
you're moody,
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you judge
others' behaviors --
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You have
really nice hair.
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Your laugh
is very comforting.
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I thought I'd throw in some
compliments to soften the blow.
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Eh.
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She has been at that college
of yours for a month-and-a-half
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and already
talking down to her mother.
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Am I a control freak?
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Uhhh...
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I'm not a T-rex, Greg.
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I see you
whether you move or not.
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♪♪
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--Captions by VITAC--
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♪♪
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Mom has always been
up in our business,
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but recently,
it's at a whole new level.
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I mean, she started writing
my name in my clothes again.
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Like, it's nice.
It helps me remember.
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But still.
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Well, she's gone from being busy
with her business
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to having nothing to do,
so she's putting
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all that excess energy
into smothering you guys.
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Ah. Transference.
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You just need to show her
a little extra patience.
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It's not that hard.
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My generation
has no patience!
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You know
that new sub shop?
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Took them five whole minutes
to make my sandwich.
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I was Yelping
by minute three.
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I was starving.
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What is this?
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"Future home
of Westport Plaza.
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A luxury shopping
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and dining experience"?
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Tight.
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No, not tight! Loose!
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They can't do this.
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This isn't just
any field!
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In April 1775,
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Israel Bissel stopped here
to feed his horse!
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Who's Israel Bissel?
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He let the colonists know
the British were coming.
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I thought that was
the Revere dude.
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Paul Revere rode 12 miles.
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Israel Bissel rode 345!
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Had he not fed his horse
in this very field,
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he may not have made it
to Philadelphia,
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and we may not
have won the war!
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The only reason
Paul Revere got credit
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was that
his name rhymes with
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"Listen, my children,
and you shall hear"
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in the poem
by Longfellow.
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Nothing rhymes
with "Bissel"!
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Unless you're Snoop Dogg.
Fo shizzle.
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Well, Westport Plaza,
the Otto is coming.
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The Otto is coming.
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♪♪
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And what makes
Buenos Niños energy drink
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better than the rest?
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[ Tab pops ]
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[ Clears throat ]
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The gold flakes are real.
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It's 24 karats of deliciousness.
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And all it costs
is $50,000 a can.
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So, a six-pack is worth
more than a house?
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Yeah, but not, like,
a nicehouse.
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[ Light applause ]
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I don't think you're gonna get
a good grade.
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Next up, Trevor, with his idea
for an app called "Gyftee."
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Gyftee helps find
the perfect gift to get someone
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by compiling
all of their online information.
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It's like a dating app,
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but instead of matching you
with people,
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it matches you with presents.
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Interesting idea.
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But are there any concerns
over privacy?
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Not for me.
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What are youhiding,
Carl?
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I was only pointing out
the fact that --
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No, the fact
that you don't like it
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makes me realize
that it's the perfect idea.
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You're all lemmings.
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I'm gonna find someone
to invest in this app
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and become super rich,
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and you're all gonna brag
that you knew me in high school,
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and you'll tryto friend me
on Facebook,
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but I will have you blocked.
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All of you will be blocked.
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Carl.
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[ Light applause ]Shut up!
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There you are.
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I wanted to run some new
theme song ideas by you
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for my podcast.
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♪ Getting Frank
with Franklin ♪
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Or...
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♪ Getting Frank
with F-F-F-F-Franklin ♪
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What's wrong?
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Did I amaze you
into silence?
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You're my only guest
andmy only listener,
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so it's important
I get some feedback.
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[ Sighs ]
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Look, when my mom
sprayed me in the face,
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all you did
was laugh at me.
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You're my boyfriend,
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and you're supposed to
have my back, but...
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now when I look at
those gorgeous freckles,
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all I see
is disappointment.
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I didn't know, baby!
I can change!
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Oliver: Hey, Trevor.
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I think
Gyftee's a great idea.
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The fact
that you guys like it
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makes me like it
a little bit less,
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so I'm gonna get away
from your stupid faces.
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♪♪
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Taylor is taking
this psych class,
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and now
she's analyzing me.
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She thinks
I'm controlling
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because I now have
no life of my own.
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That sounds about right.
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Come on!
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I know
you're on vacation with --
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Oh, God.
What's his name, again?
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Oh. Well, you can just call him
what Icall him --
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son of my gardener.
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The sooner you help me
with my problem,
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the sooner
you can get back to him.
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Well, why aren't you
bothering Angela with this?
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She's still
on that business trip
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and claims
that she has bad reception.
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How many tunnels
are in Baltimore?
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Okay.
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Angela would say some crap
about, eh,
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channeling your energy
into someone who's not your kid.
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And while
she was talking,
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I would then secretly
take a bite out of her salad.
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Channel my energy
into someone else?
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I can do that.
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Are you sure
taking your gardener's
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22-year-old son to Hawaii
is emotionally healthy for you?
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Oh, no, no, no!
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Don't channel your energy
into me!
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Being emotionally unhealthy
is my healthiest trait!
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♪♪
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Yup. This is definitely
the power tie.
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It's actually made from the ears
of cashmere goats.
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The Maldives
have no rules.
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After I get
this internship,
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Harvard will be begging
to take me.
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And then after I graduate,
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allmy clothes
will be goat ears.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Don't worry, guys.
I'll get it.
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[ Dishes clank ]
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Look, Mrs. Otto!
I'm doing a chore!
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No!
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It should hang over the top
and waterfall down.
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Waterfalls go down.
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The kid was so excited.
You just couldn't help yourself.
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Fine! I won't say
another word.
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I certainly
won't tell Trip
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that if he wants
to open that jar,
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he has to turn it
to the left.
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[ Lid pops ]
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[ Chuckling ] Oh, man.
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I thought about
going that direction, too.
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My clinical recommendation
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as a member of
the higher-education community
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is to stop bothering
our boyfriends --
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Not my boyfriend.
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...and focus
on anyone else.
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Dad!
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Go after him.
He's in love with a meadow.
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And he has no idea
what to do about it.
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What meadow?
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I hate you guys.
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It's actually
an historic field,
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and I'm gonna write a letter
to the City Council
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to try to save it
from becoming a retail space.
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[ Chuckles ]
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You're not writing
a dumb letter.
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You are going to address
the City Council directly,
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and I'm going to
help you.
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I'm not sure
I need your help.
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Well, buckle up,
'cause you're getting it.
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I'm gonna call the City Council
and get you signed up.
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And while we're at it, we're
gonna trim those sideburns.
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And we're gonna
get up in there,as well.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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You want to practice
your speech for me?
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No, thanks.
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Come on!
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The City Council meeting
is tomorrow.
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I'm a very good listener.
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Begin.
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Okay.
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Dear councilmem--
Dear?!
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What, are you writing
your grandma from summer camp?
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You got to be stern
with these people.
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It has
come to my attention
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that the zoning commission
has allowed constr--
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Now drop
a really bad F-bomb.
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Why?
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Bad language
gets their attention.
261
00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:14,249
It lets them know that you are
assertive and confident.
262
00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:16,381
Can I at least get through
the first [bleep] sentence?!
263
00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:17,513
[Bleep]
264
00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:18,645
See?
265
00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,429
Now you got
my attention!
266
00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:21,909
And I'm
a little turned on.
267
00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:25,260
♪♪
268
00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:27,001
Oliver Otto!
269
00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:30,570
Thanks for making the time
to see me.
270
00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,136
Here's my résumé.
271
00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:35,792
Wow! Two pages!
272
00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:36,793
I know.
273
00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,360
When do I start, right?
274
00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:42,364
Aren't you gonna read it?
275
00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:43,844
Don't need to.
276
00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:45,672
Let me guess --
277
00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:47,761
you did a sport that's not
typical so you'd stand out?
278
00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:49,719
Like gymnastics or polo?
279
00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:50,851
Ballet.
280
00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:52,200
And did community service
281
00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:53,767
to seem like
a sensitive person?
282
00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,203
Teen Help Line.
283
00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:56,596
And this internship
was supposed to
284
00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:58,641
seal the deal for...
Yale?
285
00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:00,251
Harvard.
286
00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:02,297
Well, 10 years ago,
your plan might have worked.
287
00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:03,907
Now everyone does
the same thing.
288
00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:05,387
You're a dime a dozen.
289
00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:06,736
There's nothing exceptional
about you.
290
00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,564
Look,
with this résumé,
291
00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:10,000
you might just
get into Cornell.
292
00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:10,958
Maybe.
293
00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,700
And you're not getting
an internship here.
294
00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:14,701
Good luck, Oscar.
295
00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:15,919
It's Oliver.
296
00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:17,660
[ Chuckles ]
It doesn't matter.
297
00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:23,971
♪♪
298
00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:27,888
Hey, Anna-Kat.
299
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,454
You want to practice
our French accents after school
300
00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:31,021
so we can nail
our en garde?
301
00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:32,849
I know you're trying
to get me to say "oui, oui,"
302
00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:34,111
but no.
303
00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:35,678
Come on, Anna-Kat.
I'm sorry.
304
00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:37,854
I'm new
to this boyfriend thing.
305
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,290
Hey, I was next.
306
00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:41,902
Well, now you're not.
307
00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:44,078
Excuse me, sir. You just cut
in front of this young lady.
308
00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:45,819
Why don't you mind
your own business?
309
00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:47,908
Defending her
ismy business.
310
00:10:58,092 --> 00:11:00,094
I challenge you
to a duel.
311
00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:02,400
How about instead, I kick
your ass after school today?
312
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,576
Uh, actually,
I have a dentist appointment.
313
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:06,230
What time?
314
00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:08,058
I think 4:00,
315
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:09,451
but they make you get there
early to fill out paperwork.
316
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,279
Fine. Tomorrow.
317
00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:12,759
But I'd keep
that dentist's number
318
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:14,282
for when
I knock your teeth out.
319
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:19,635
Well, now you're getting
the hang of the boyfriend thing.
320
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:22,769
I'll be sure to mention that
when I speak at your memorial.
321
00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:24,205
Thanks.
322
00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:31,212
♪♪
323
00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,735
How much longer are you gonna
look at that menu?
324
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:33,997
I can't make up my mind.
325
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,477
I've never
been to a restaurant
326
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,958
that offers burgers
andtacos.
327
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,742
[ Gasps ] Oh, my God.
There's another page.
328
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:40,743
Mm.
329
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,397
You know, it's possible
330
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,225
you're suffering from
something called "aboulomania."
331
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:46,314
It's a disorder that causes one
to be indecisive.
332
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,532
[ Scoffs ]
I don't have that.
333
00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:49,012
Mm.
334
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,405
Sounds like you're having
a side of denial
335
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:51,885
with your main course
of aboulomania.
336
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,888
Now I know what your mom
was talking about.
337
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:55,889
What?
338
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,848
I know I'm not in college,
like you,
339
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,763
but I do know
what you'resuffering from --
340
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,417
know-it-all-omania.
341
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,332
Sigmund Freud was misunderstood
in his time, too.
342
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:05,507
[ Chuckles ]
343
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,291
It's Sigmund andFreud.
344
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,772
And Freud was eaten by a tiger,
so how smart was he?
345
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:13,776
♪♪
346
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,822
Cornell is known
for hotel management?
347
00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:16,953
Huh. What?
348
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,520
Do you take classes
349
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:19,826
on which fruit to put
in the lobby water?
350
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:21,436
Forget about
blowing the interview.
351
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:23,307
I called my parents,
352
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,048
and they were actually having
drinks with the Thatcher family.
353
00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:26,963
Not only will Kent
interview you again,
354
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,486
but he'll give you
whatever you want.
355
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:30,837
I don't know.
Maybe he's right.
356
00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,926
Maybe I am
a dime a dozen.
357
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:34,101
Hey.
358
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,450
That guy's a douchebag,
359
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,495
and I have every faith
that one day,
360
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:39,889
you'll blossom into a douchebag
just like him.
361
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,238
Thanks.
362
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,241
Look, Mrs. Otto!
363
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:46,156
[ Scraping ]Chores!
364
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,768
Cooper, there is supposed to be
a pad on the end of this!
365
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,378
You're picking up no dirt,
366
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,336
and you're
scratching the floors.
367
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,512
Oh, I guess that's why
it didn't do such a good job
368
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,210
of cleaning the toilet,
either.
369
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:57,341
[ Chuckles ]
370
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,170
There you are!
371
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:01,693
Let's go pick out
what we're going to wear
372
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,565
to the City Council meeting
tomorrow.
373
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,349
We?
Yeah.
I'm coming with you.
374
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:08,265
But...you know
who needs your guidance?
375
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:09,658
The kids.
376
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,747
I bet Taylor's confused
about something,
377
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,488
Oliver's up to no good,
378
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:16,012
and Anna-Kat's off on some
misadventure we'll laugh about,
379
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,623
but in hindsight realize
put her in genuine danger.
380
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,277
Oh, no.
They're fine.
381
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:23,106
Now, you --
youare another story.
382
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:25,630
I want to focus
all my passion on --
383
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:26,936
What are we
talking about, again?
384
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,459
Saving a field.
That.
385
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:32,115
♪♪
386
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:34,291
And in conclusion, I believe
387
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,903
Westport should build
Connecticut's first cat park.
388
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,556
The dogs have had their day.
389
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:39,688
Time's up.
390
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,778
MeowToo!
391
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,390
Mrs. Ablin, we'll take it
under advisement.
392
00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:47,783
Thank you.
393
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,654
Next on the docket --
Greg Otto.
394
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,703
Hello.
395
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,270
My name is Greg Otto.
396
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:58,011
On behalf of
the Westport Historical Guild,
397
00:13:58,098 --> 00:13:59,534
of which I am
recording secretary --
398
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,057
[ Clears throat ]
399
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,586
...I implore you to reconsider
building a retail space
400
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:10,632
on the corner
of Post Road and Sylvan.
401
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,068
Greg.
402
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,330
Drop it.
403
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:15,680
This is hallowed ground.
404
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:18,466
You may not know this,
but in 1775 --
405
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,598
What my husband
is trying to say is,
406
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:23,558
get off your [bleep]
and save this [bleep] field.
407
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,473
[ Murmuring ]
408
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,301
Let's not take this
under advisement.
409
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:28,737
Let's just vote.
410
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:30,304
Uh, b-but my five minutes
aren't up.
411
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,045
All in favor
of rejecting Mr. Otto's request
412
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,873
and banning them
from the premises?
413
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,575
It's because
you were slouching.
414
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:42,838
♪♪
415
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,626
I had to
move my office hours
416
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,193
to accommodate
that City Council meeting,
417
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,673
only to be humiliated,
418
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,153
when a letter would have worked
just fine!
419
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,546
I said that I was sorry
in the car.
420
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:57,766
No, you said, "I think there's
a Popeyes on the way home,"
421
00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,115
then you checked your phone
422
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,552
and said,
"Oh, sorry, I was wrong."
423
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,163
I know
you're going through something.
424
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,034
I've tried to be patient,
but this has to stop.
425
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,383
I know!
426
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:09,821
But all I have
is you and the kids.
427
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:13,564
I'm 40 years old, and I don't
have a purpose with my life!
428
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:16,089
I mean, look at you.
You have a purpose!
429
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,308
Even though it's a stretch
of patchy grass
430
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,310
by the side of the road
that people stop to pee at
431
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:21,877
when they can't make it
to the gas station.
432
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,618
I laid down in that field.
433
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,141
I don't have anything.
434
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:26,838
So, like it or not,
435
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,928
you and the kids
are my stretch of patchy grass.
436
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:29,929
Get used to it.
437
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,279
[ Cellphone rings ]
438
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,497
Hello?
439
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:34,542
[ Sighing ] Oh.
440
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:35,978
Okay.
I'll be right there.
441
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,632
It's Principal Ablin's
office.
442
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,503
I have to go to the school
to deal with one of the kids.
443
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:40,548
Oh, which one?
444
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:41,853
It doesn't matter.
445
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,464
At least this gives me
something to do
446
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,379
until I inevitably start making
seashell jewelry.
447
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:49,252
I Googled
"hobbies for old widows."
448
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,732
Oh, I'm outliving you.
449
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:53,039
Being with me has taken
years off your life.
450
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:59,175
♪♪
451
00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:00,176
Hey, Trevor.
452
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:01,134
Unlearn my name.
453
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,352
Hear me out.
454
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,528
Cooper --
you know, dumb face?
455
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,748
He got me a meeting
with Thatcher Middleton.
456
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,707
But instead of asking
for an internship,
457
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:12,058
I asked for seed money
for your Gyftee app.
458
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:13,363
What?
Oh, yeah.
459
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:15,017
I laid out the whole idea
to him.
460
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:16,627
[ Chuckles ]
And he liked it.
461
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,107
Or he was afraid
to say no.
462
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,804
Either way,
we're in business.
463
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,024
We?
464
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,504
[ Chuckling ]
Oh, Trevor.
465
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:25,680
[ Inhales sharply ]
How do I say this?
466
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,290
You're a tough hang.
467
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,379
That's why you'll never
get Gyftee off the ground.
468
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:32,469
You need meto be
the face to yourbrain,
469
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,602
and I need it
to get into college.
470
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,734
Anyone can get
an internship,
471
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,475
but starting a company?
472
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:40,173
Oh. That's bold.
473
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,739
And different.
474
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,480
And certainly
not dime a dozen.
475
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,569
You really think
you can deal with me?
476
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,789
What did you do?
477
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,486
Not me.
Must be Anna-Kat.
478
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:50,879
Why did I have kids?
479
00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:52,620
I should have just
gotten gerbils.
480
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:54,796
Something with
a low life expectancy.
481
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:57,842
That's my mother.
482
00:16:57,929 --> 00:16:59,453
She's been training me
my whole life
483
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:00,976
to deal with
someone like you.
484
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:04,023
♪♪
485
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,067
Where's Anna-Kat?
486
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,503
You're here for me.
487
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:07,678
Have a seat.
488
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:13,989
I tried calling
Franklin's mother,
489
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:16,165
but he explained
that his mother is neglectful
490
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,646
just shy of the point
where I'm mandated to report it.
491
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:21,301
I'd rather have youfor
a situation like this anyway.
492
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:22,998
What situation?
493
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,522
Franklin challenged
an eighth grader to a duel.
494
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,699
Ready to get
your ass kicked?
495
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,746
Stall until
I find a teacher, okay?
496
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,054
Excuse me.
Is it okay if I stretch first?
497
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:38,100
Sure. Give the guys a chance
to get their phones out.
498
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,971
Get your phones out!
499
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,234
Thank you.
500
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:48,110
♪♪
501
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,546
[ Joints crack ]
502
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,723
Okay, I guess I'm ready.
503
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,944
Where is Anna-Kat
and that teacher?!
504
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:57,772
There wasn't a fight.
505
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,208
The other kid chickened out
and reported the incident.
506
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,123
So, of course,
I have to punish him.
507
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,429
Absolutely.
508
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:03,995
There's nothing worse
than a narc.
509
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,127
I mean Franklin.
510
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:06,476
Oh.
511
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:07,564
We have
a zero-tolerance policy
512
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:08,957
when it comes to fighting.
513
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,567
Three-day suspension
is mandatory.
514
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:13,004
You know what's wrong
with this country?
515
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,702
No more
schoolyard fights.
516
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:17,270
We are raising
a generation of young people
517
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:19,707
who will talk your ear off
when a good punch in the chops
518
00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:21,491
will take care
of the whole thing.
519
00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:23,841
I don't usually care for you,
but I secretly agree.
520
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,626
[ Inhales deeply ]
521
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:28,019
Getting beat up was some
of the best times of my life.
522
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,456
Oh.
523
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:32,067
I'll let Franklin off
with a warning...
524
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:33,416
and some of these.
525
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:35,897
Tell your friends.
526
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,594
Thank you!
527
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,509
♪♪
528
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:41,772
[ Whirring ]
529
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:44,166
♪♪
530
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:45,820
What is going on?
531
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,691
Oh, instead of figuring out
the whole sweeping thing,
532
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,519
Cooper had
an army of VacBots delivered.
533
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:50,868
You'll be happy to know
534
00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:52,261
after we left
the City Council meeting,
535
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,133
they voted to defund
the Historical Guild.
536
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,048
Why didn't you just
write a letter?
537
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,267
It's a littlefunny.
538
00:18:58,354 --> 00:18:59,486
[ Whirring continues ]
539
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:02,489
♪♪
540
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,143
[ Glass shatters ]
541
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,144
♪♪
542
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,406
[ Luthor whines ]
543
00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:09,235
♪♪
544
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,019
You!
545
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,020
Turn those off
right now.
546
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:13,239
[ Beep, whirring stops ]
547
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:14,805
And I am
going to teach you
548
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,633
how to use a mop,
a broom, and a --
549
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,504
Mom!
550
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,332
No. It's okay.
551
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:22,552
You know why I live here
instead of with myparents?
552
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,075
This lady.
553
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,643
You call her controlling,
but I love it.
554
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,471
Franklin: Me too.
555
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:31,387
That's why I called Mrs. Otto
instead of mymom.
556
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,650
And she always
smells like string beans.
557
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:35,565
Huh.
558
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,088
In an interesting twist,
559
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,916
apparently,
your stretch of patchy grass
560
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,527
also includes
Cooper and Franklin.
561
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,050
Do we have mold
in the walls?
562
00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:43,747
Because that's
the only explanation
563
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,053
for what's going on here.
564
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,620
No. They're right.
565
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:48,578
Trip's been mad at me
for being a know-it-all,
566
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,841
but it turns out
I don't know it all at all.
567
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:52,974
I mean, to us,
she can be super annoying,
568
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,758
but apparently,
to everyone else,
569
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,456
you're just
this amazing mom.
570
00:19:57,979 --> 00:19:59,763
Oh,
maybe there's a gas leak?
571
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,417
Wait.
572
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:02,984
I know
what you should do.
573
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:06,074
You should start
a mommy vlog.
574
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:07,815
You just want me
out of your nose hair.
575
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,512
No, no.
Think about it.
576
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,558
These three were fortunate
enough to have your guidance,
577
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:13,342
but other kids out there
weren't so lucky.
578
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:15,083
And instead of messing
with ourlives,
579
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,389
you could mess
with theirs.
580
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,086
And make money at it.
581
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:20,871
Maybe this is my purpose.
582
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,612
♪♪
583
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,832
You know what?
584
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:28,227
I'm gonna mom
the whole freakin' planet!
585
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,925
May take a few years
off its life, but worth it.
586
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:32,318
Yeah.
587
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:34,320
Maybe we're in
another dimension.
588
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:43,459
♪♪
589
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:46,332
I'm sorry for screwing up
the City Council meeting
590
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:47,898
and making you
lose your field.
591
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,248
You also
did some real damage
592
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,901
when you trimmed
my nose hairs.
593
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:52,033
It hurts to breathe.
594
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:56,559
What's this?
595
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:58,126
The signature sheet
596
00:20:58,213 --> 00:20:59,432
that you will need
to run for City Council
597
00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:00,955
in order to save
the Historical Guild
598
00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:02,435
and that
urine-soaked field.
599
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:04,088
I'm running
for City Council?
600
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:06,482
I'm running
for City Council!
601
00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:08,310
I'm proud to be
your first signature.
602
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:09,529
Although, it's not valid.
603
00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:11,182
I'm not
registered to vote
604
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,314
because I don't want them
to get me for jury duty.
605
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:13,881
Well, thanks, honey.
606
00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:15,099
You're not
registered to vote?
607
00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:18,189
[ Whirring ]
608
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,321
Get out!
609
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:21,758
♪♪
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