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Ripped By mstoll
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...y ahora, regressamos al
Monsignor Martinez.
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Rescate.
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Yhora,
ustedes se pueden besar.
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Vaya con Dios.
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Even in a wedding dress
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Monsignor Martinez looks hot.
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Hmm, that is one sexy priest.
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Este sabado, Eduardo Felipe
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su mismo va a aparecer persona
en Arlen, Texas.
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Oh, my God.
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The actor who plays
Monsignor Martinez...
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Eduardo Filipe... is
coming to Arlen.
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We have to go, sugs.
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I bet he's even
swarthier in person.
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I have been using videotapes
of the show
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as a teaching tool
in my Spanish class.
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I bet I could get the actor
to show up
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and be a guest speaker.
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I would to see the full-time
teacher Mrs. Pratt,
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try to follow me after that.
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I am very excited to be in...
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Ar... len, to promote
the new episodes
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of my show.
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This will be our 11th season.
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I can't believe
it's really him.
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Hey, could you say,
"Vay con Dios"for me?
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Next.
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Hola, my name is Peggy Hill,
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and I am the
three-time winner
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of the substitute
teacher award
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at Tom Landry Middle School.
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Well, maybe I should be asking
for your autograph.
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Oh, no.
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Seρor Filipe, my students and I
love your show.
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And I was wondering if you could
come to my Spanish class
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as a special guest.
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I'm sorry, Seρora,
but I have a rule
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about special appearances...
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I do them only for my charity
work with the sick children,
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or for paid vacations
on the cruise ships.
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Dad, I accidentally
used your toothbrush again.
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Throw it out.
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I got freakin'
Monsignor Martinez
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and he is coming
to my classroom tomorrow.
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Really? Wow.
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Mom, can I come meet him?
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You bet you can.
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But you have to pretend
to be a sick child.
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Hmm.
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What? The man only does guest
appearances for sick children.
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So what?
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Peggy, the boy ain't right,
but he's not sick.
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Can I be in a bubble?
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Who is excited about
watching this week's
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episode of Monsignor Martinez?
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Pare se, Seρora.
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If you put that tape in,
it will explode.
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The real Monsignor Martinez!
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Seρor, this is the sick boy
I was telling you about.
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He cannot talk.
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Be brave, little soldier.
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From now on
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you will be in the prayers
of Monsignor Martinez.
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Seρor, he should not be
out of his bubble for too long.
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If the moment is truthful
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then stabbing to death
El Jefe with an icicle
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will come almost
without conscious effort.
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Okay, kids, I'm afraid
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that is all the time we have
with our very special guest.
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Uh... uh... in Espanol.
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Aiii.
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That was the best...
You are the coolest...
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Oh, gracias, gracias,
Seρor Filipe.
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The children loved you.
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The pleasure was all mine.
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Sometimes I forget we have
many young viewers.
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We should probably do more
episodes
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like the one about the monkey
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who smuggled the cocaine
under his little hat.
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Seρora, I'm about
to have some lunch.
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Please, join me.
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I noticed you have
the same passion for teaching
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that I have for acting.
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Gracias.
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Hey, say, Vay con Dios, dude.
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Hey! Hey!
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Do not look over.
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It will only encourage them.
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Vay con Dios,
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you pant load.
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Seρora Hill, I have
two children
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who are about to take
entrance exams
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to private high school
in America.
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A teacher like yourself
with your passion,
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could help them pass
such a test.
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Would you be interested
in coming to Mexico
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to tutor my children?
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Really?
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I can see I have surprised
you with my offer.
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I will give you... a day
to think about it.
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Talk it over
with the loved ones.
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Oh, seρor, I have
something to confess.
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That boy in my classroom
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was not sick atall.
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Actually, that boy is my healthy
son Bobby.
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Seρora Hill, I am an actor.
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I could tell right away
that he was not sick.
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I do not mean
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to be unkind, but your son gave
a terrible performance.
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Yes, he was terrible,
wasn't he?
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Ah, yes.
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But not as terrible
as this fish! Waiter!
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Hank, are you going
to the propane convention
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in Alberta?
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There's a propane convention
in Alberta?
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It's exciting, isn't it?
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Oh, by you'll be
so far away... in Canada.
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Yeah, but no distance
is too great
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when it comes to propane.
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Mm-hmm, and I would
have no problem
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with you going
to that convention,
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even if it's for two weeks.
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I don't see why you would.
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Hank, there is no propane
convention in Alberta.
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What?
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But I have been offered
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a job in Mexico.
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The actor who plays
Monsignor Martinez
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wants me to go to Mexico
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and be a private tutor
for his children.
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It will only be for two weeks.
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No way, Peggy.
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You only know this guy
through the television.
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Hank, can't you see
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what an incredible
opportunity this is for me?
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This is a real double whammy
for me, Peggy.
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You want to leave and there's
no propane convention.
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But if it means
that much to you,
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I guess you should give
this guy a call
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and tell him yes.
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Thank you, Hank.
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Luanne, I want you to look after
Bobby and Hank while I'm gone.
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I would have had you
practice with an egg first,
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but there's no time.
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You're trusting me?
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I will do such a good job
being you,
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that you will not even know
that you're gone.
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Well, I guess
I should get going.
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Wow, this is going to be
the first we'll be apart
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for more than
a couple of days.
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Yeah, uh, Peggy, remember
to take your glasses off
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before you take
a nap on the plane.
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I will, Hank.
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Peggy, not in the airport.
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I trust your flight was good.
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You know I've never flown
first class before.
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My husband says
coach is just as good...
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you get there
at the same time.
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Yes, yes.
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People who have never
flown first class always say that.
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Ah, Seρora Hill,
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These are my
children, your students.
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Antonio and Christina.
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Hola, Seρora Hill.
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Hola.
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Seρora, you have
had a long flight.
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May I suggest you
start fresh manana.
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Oh, manana, yes, of course.
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Let me show you around.
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Mi casa es tu casa.
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Seρora Hill, acting
is not my only passion.
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I have another...
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making homemade wine.
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I too have another passion...
Boggle.
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It is good to have
many passions, yes?
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I have always said...
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Uh, these blackouts
happen all the time in Mexico.
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One of my children was
conceived in such a blackout.
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Would you like to taste
my homemade wine, Seρora Hill?
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Well, you have the most
spectacular sunsets in Mexico.
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Yes, it is the pollution.
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My wife and I used to sit
out here every night
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and watch the sun
sink behind the city.
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If it's not too personal
a question, where is your wife?
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She is, uh...
how you say,
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with our ancestors.
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Oh, I am so sorry.
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I miss her very much.
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The heart can get lonely.
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More wine?
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More wine?
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Well, who could say no to a
glass of homemade Mexican wine?
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This is actually
pretty good, Luanne.
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I got the recipe from Redbook.
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Which is actually a magazine.
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Well, I'm done.
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See ya.
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See ya.
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Ooh, wait.
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I think you're supposed
to excuse yourself
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from the table properly.
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Sit down, please.
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May I be excused
from the table?
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Yes, you may.
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He's a lovely boy.
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Who? Bobby?
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Uh-uh-uh.
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We do not answer the phone
during dinner hour.
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Yes, we do.
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Hello.
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Hi, Honey, it's me.
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How's the new job going?
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Oh, it's great.
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Seρor Filipe took me
on a tour of his mansion.
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He showed me his private gym
and wine cellar,
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and I tasted some
of his homemade wine.
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That sounds unnecessary.
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Oh, he was just being courtly.
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He's Latin.
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That's what they do.
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They are courtly.
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Well, Hank, you know,
I should get some sleep.
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I start teaching tomorrow.
Love you.
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Uh... back at ya.
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My children have promised me
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that they will listen
to your every word
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as if you were their mother.
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For you, Seρora Hill.
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Oh, a mango.
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One of the passion fruits.
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Gracias, seρor.
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It's from the children.
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Oh, right, Uh-huh.
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The children.
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Gribble residence.
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Nancy, it's Peggy.
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Eduardo is flirting
with me big time.
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I think he is coming on to me.
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Are you sure?
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Uh-huh. He used the familiar
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tu casa instead of su casa.
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We drank wine on a balcony
and watched the sunset.
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Where's the wife?
Dead.
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Perfect.
Did you flirt back?
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I do not know.
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Did you blush and giggle?
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I may have blushed
and giggled once or twice.
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Congratulations, sug.
You were flirting.
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But I got to warn you:
Don't enjoy it too much,
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because there's this moment
where there is no turning back.
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All of a sudden you can't
remember your husband's name.
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Your body goes limp,
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and then you are pulled down
by the undertow of passion.
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You're drowning, sug,
but you don't care.
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I will never drown
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because I am wearing the
best life preserver there is...
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my marriage to Hank.
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Margarita.
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I want you, Margarita.
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00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:12,807
I want you like I've wanted
no other woman.
262
00:12:12,848 --> 00:12:15,817
And I am afraid you
cannot have me, Eduardo,
263
00:12:15,851 --> 00:12:19,014
for I have given my heart
to another... Hank Hill.
264
00:12:19,054 --> 00:12:21,750
Oh, I hate this Hank Hill
for stealing your heart.
265
00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:24,817
Please, I must have you now,
or I will throw myself
266
00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:26,919
off this cliff.
267
00:12:26,962 --> 00:12:30,830
I must refuse your advances
for the second time.
268
00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:36,896
Eduardo! No!
269
00:12:36,939 --> 00:12:38,099
Think of the children!
270
00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:40,665
What is the capital of Oregon?
271
00:12:40,709 --> 00:12:44,110
Seρora Hill, what is
the capital of Oregon?
272
00:12:44,146 --> 00:12:45,704
Huh? Uh, Portland.
273
00:12:45,748 --> 00:12:46,772
No, no, Salem.
274
00:12:46,816 --> 00:12:48,716
Are you sure, Seρora?
275
00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:50,548
Who's the American here?
276
00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:52,781
Hey, Luanne, did
you buy any beer?
277
00:12:52,822 --> 00:12:54,756
I know you wanted me
to get a case of beer,
278
00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:56,690
but it's not very healthy,
279
00:12:56,725 --> 00:13:00,058
so I got a case
of V-8juice instead.
280
00:13:00,095 --> 00:13:02,620
But it's my week to bring
the beer out to the alley.
281
00:13:02,665 --> 00:13:06,499
Uncle Hank, V-8juice
has eight vitamins.
282
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:09,299
Beer has one: Barley.
283
00:13:12,942 --> 00:13:15,035
So Peggy phoned
Nancy last night
284
00:13:15,077 --> 00:13:17,272
and apparently
this Eduardo fella
285
00:13:17,313 --> 00:13:18,905
is real sweet on Peggy.
286
00:13:18,948 --> 00:13:19,937
What?
287
00:13:19,982 --> 00:13:21,574
Dale, I think Nancy
must have had
288
00:13:21,617 --> 00:13:23,107
a bad connection or something
289
00:13:23,152 --> 00:13:24,449
because I talked to Peggy
290
00:13:24,487 --> 00:13:27,047
and she said that Eduardo
was just being courtly.
291
00:13:27,089 --> 00:13:30,991
Mmm... no...
292
00:13:31,026 --> 00:13:32,186
Doesn't surprise me.
293
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,059
Peggy's a very
beautiful woman.
294
00:13:34,096 --> 00:13:35,427
Shut up, Bill.
295
00:13:35,464 --> 00:13:38,194
Why? Don't you think Peggy
is beautiful, Hank?
296
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,963
Of course I do.
297
00:13:40,002 --> 00:13:42,334
I just don't feel the need
to say it is all.
298
00:13:45,774 --> 00:13:47,366
And that
299
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,309
is why it is called Pittsburgh.
300
00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:50,369
Ah, Seρora.
301
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:51,936
Seρora, I need your help, uh,
302
00:13:51,981 --> 00:13:53,414
in the running some lines.
303
00:13:59,221 --> 00:14:02,657
Okay... you are the Ambassador's
beautiful daughter
304
00:14:02,691 --> 00:14:04,249
who speaks no Spanish.
305
00:14:04,293 --> 00:14:07,319
We hide in the drug lord's
greenhouse.
306
00:14:07,363 --> 00:14:09,354
It is hot, very, very hot,
307
00:14:09,398 --> 00:14:11,127
and also very dangerous.
308
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:12,963
You must stand close.
309
00:14:14,136 --> 00:14:17,196
Oh, well, it is
how people would stand
310
00:14:17,239 --> 00:14:19,730
in a hot,
dangerous greenhouse.
311
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:23,142
The one thing more
dangerous than my enemies
312
00:14:23,178 --> 00:14:24,873
is your beauty.
313
00:14:24,914 --> 00:14:26,176
"Hold me tight.
314
00:14:26,215 --> 00:14:29,844
I so greatly fear
these enemies who threaten us."
315
00:14:29,885 --> 00:14:33,480
Hush, Rebecca. I believe
my enemies are coming.
316
00:14:33,522 --> 00:14:34,784
And I also believe
317
00:14:34,823 --> 00:14:37,257
that I am falling
in love with you.
318
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:41,592
Oh, God,
that is good dialogue.
319
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:44,155
I need an agua de frutas break.
320
00:14:47,703 --> 00:14:52,402
Uncle Hank, we need to have
a serious talk about Bobby.
321
00:14:52,441 --> 00:14:53,567
No we don't.
322
00:14:53,609 --> 00:14:55,133
Now, Bobby's at an age
323
00:14:55,177 --> 00:14:57,372
where we should be
giving him his
324
00:14:57,413 --> 00:14:58,903
Sex talk.
325
00:14:58,948 --> 00:15:01,644
Luanne, stop trying to be
yourAunt Peggy.
326
00:15:01,684 --> 00:15:02,776
You're no Peggy.
327
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,012
You're fired.
328
00:15:04,053 --> 00:15:06,283
Well, I'm glad
you're firing me,
329
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,983
'cause being Aunt Peggy
330
00:15:08,023 --> 00:15:10,856
is the most thankless
job I've ever had!
331
00:15:10,893 --> 00:15:14,522
No wonder she ran
away to Mexico!
332
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,264
Ai!
333
00:15:21,303 --> 00:15:23,601
Oh, I'm sorry I frightened you,
Seρor Filipe.
334
00:15:23,639 --> 00:15:25,072
You did not frighten me.
335
00:15:25,107 --> 00:15:26,074
We need to talk.
336
00:15:27,109 --> 00:15:28,269
Excuse me, Margarita,
337
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:30,608
but those must be
the roses I had delivered.
338
00:15:30,646 --> 00:15:31,738
Roses?
339
00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:32,872
Yeah, I know this is not
340
00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:34,348
what I brought you
up here for,
341
00:15:34,383 --> 00:15:36,044
but would you mind
getting the roses
342
00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:37,552
and bringing them
to my bedroom?
343
00:15:38,587 --> 00:15:39,918
Si.
344
00:15:46,228 --> 00:15:48,628
Uh, could you place the roses
on the bed?
345
00:15:48,664 --> 00:15:51,030
Maybe... maybe spread
the petals around?
346
00:15:51,066 --> 00:15:53,034
It needs a woman's touch, yes?
347
00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:55,536
Look, Seρor,
we really need to talk.
348
00:15:55,571 --> 00:15:56,936
Uh, y-yes, I remember,
349
00:15:56,972 --> 00:15:59,566
but I need a moment
to, uh, prepare myself
350
00:15:59,608 --> 00:16:02,304
and then I will give
you my full attentions.
351
00:16:02,344 --> 00:16:05,177
♪
♪ Besame... ♪
♪
352
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:08,047
♪
♪ Besame mucho... ♪
♪
353
00:16:09,284 --> 00:16:12,617
He wants to kiss me much.
354
00:16:14,957 --> 00:16:17,858
♪
♪ Tengo miedo a perderte... ♪
♪
355
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:20,589
Okay, soon you are going to be
face-to-face
356
00:16:20,629 --> 00:16:23,223
with a naked, wet,
Latin television star.
357
00:16:23,265 --> 00:16:25,256
All right, then what, Peggy?
Huh?
358
00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:27,267
All right, then what, Peggy?
You'll forget what's-his-name...
359
00:16:27,302 --> 00:16:28,894
Oh, God, what is his name?
360
00:16:28,937 --> 00:16:30,666
Hank! Hank Hill.
361
00:16:30,706 --> 00:16:32,230
No, no, no.
362
00:16:32,274 --> 00:16:35,004
I will not give that man the
thrill of me seeing him naked.
363
00:16:35,044 --> 00:16:36,102
No!
364
00:16:37,513 --> 00:16:41,244
Seρora Hill, what in
God's name are you doing?
365
00:16:41,283 --> 00:16:43,080
Stop playing coy with me,
Eduardo.
366
00:16:43,118 --> 00:16:45,086
I must insist that you leave,
Seρora.
367
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,678
All right, I am not leaving
368
00:16:46,722 --> 00:16:48,690
until you wrap this towel
around you
369
00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:50,749
and you listen
to what I have to say.
370
00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:54,752
Seρor Filipe, I understand
that my being an American woman
371
00:16:54,797 --> 00:16:56,059
may seem exotic...
372
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,293
Uh, my wife has
come home early.
373
00:16:58,333 --> 00:16:59,595
What? Yourwife?!
374
00:17:03,972 --> 00:17:05,166
Oh, God, what do we do?
375
00:17:05,207 --> 00:17:06,196
What do we do?
376
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:07,765
I will go down to greet her.
377
00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:09,107
Yes! Yes! That's good!
378
00:17:09,144 --> 00:17:10,168
Go! Go! Go!
379
00:17:11,213 --> 00:17:12,145
The roses!
380
00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:34,129
Seρora Hill...
381
00:17:34,169 --> 00:17:35,898
where are the roses?
382
00:17:35,938 --> 00:17:37,838
Don't worry. I
took care of them.
383
00:17:37,873 --> 00:17:39,306
Now, where is your wife?
384
00:17:39,341 --> 00:17:41,832
Uh, Seρora Hill,
this is my wife Maria.
385
00:17:41,877 --> 00:17:42,969
Hola.
386
00:17:43,011 --> 00:17:44,911
I... I thought you were dead.
387
00:17:44,947 --> 00:17:47,780
No. I was with my ancestors.
388
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:49,147
No, not my ancestors...
389
00:17:49,184 --> 00:17:51,914
my, uh... ay, como se dice...
390
00:17:51,954 --> 00:17:54,149
My grandparents.
391
00:17:54,189 --> 00:17:55,554
Yes, yes, I told her this.
392
00:17:55,591 --> 00:17:57,889
Seρora Filipe, I
just want you to know
393
00:17:57,926 --> 00:17:59,894
that nothing happened
between us.
394
00:17:59,928 --> 00:18:03,261
Even though I was flattered
by your husband's advances,
395
00:18:03,298 --> 00:18:05,562
I am a happily married woman.
396
00:18:05,601 --> 00:18:06,863
I am so sorry,
397
00:18:06,902 --> 00:18:09,268
but I will not be able
to satisfy your lust for me.
398
00:18:09,304 --> 00:18:11,204
Oh, wait, wait...
l-I am sorry,
399
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,231
I am not sure I understand.
400
00:18:13,776 --> 00:18:15,539
You...
401
00:18:15,577 --> 00:18:18,569
You thought
I wanted you as a lover?
402
00:18:18,614 --> 00:18:19,740
Well, yes.
403
00:18:19,782 --> 00:18:22,046
Well, you couldn't have been
more obvious...
404
00:18:22,084 --> 00:18:23,346
the mango, the roses...
405
00:18:23,385 --> 00:18:25,853
The roses were a surprise
for my wife.
406
00:18:25,888 --> 00:18:28,482
Well, of course you would
say that in front of her.
407
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:31,152
But you cannot deny your
constant flirting with me.
408
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:34,993
I mean, the wine, the familiar
use of "tu" instead of "su".
409
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,055
I was just being a good host.
410
00:18:37,099 --> 00:18:38,396
Seρora, I am sorry,
411
00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:41,527
but I do not desire you
in that way at all.
412
00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:45,301
You are, how you
say, um... old.
413
00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:47,433
Old? I am not old.
414
00:18:47,476 --> 00:18:49,376
I am only 41.
415
00:18:50,479 --> 00:18:52,276
Oh, no, I've done it again.
416
00:18:52,314 --> 00:18:54,305
Anyway, I would never, never,
417
00:18:54,349 --> 00:18:56,112
never take you as a lover.
418
00:18:56,151 --> 00:18:57,277
I got it.
419
00:18:57,319 --> 00:18:59,253
Oh, this is so embarrassing.
420
00:18:59,288 --> 00:19:01,722
Uh, yes, it's quite comical.
421
00:19:01,757 --> 00:19:04,225
Look, my wife
finds it comical as well.
422
00:19:06,795 --> 00:19:09,059
Oh... uh...
423
00:19:09,097 --> 00:19:11,065
I'm... I'm sorry.
424
00:19:14,002 --> 00:19:16,402
Hello? Strickland Propane.
425
00:19:16,438 --> 00:19:18,429
Hi, Hank. It's me.
426
00:19:18,473 --> 00:19:20,100
I just thought
you would like to know
427
00:19:20,142 --> 00:19:21,507
that I'm coming home tomorrow.
428
00:19:21,543 --> 00:19:25,240
Turns out my students
were really fast learners.
429
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:29,114
Well, uh, I'm glad
you're coming back.
430
00:19:29,151 --> 00:19:30,778
It's not the same without you.
431
00:19:30,819 --> 00:19:32,878
Uh, we miss you.
432
00:19:34,156 --> 00:19:38,058
My flight number
is Mexicana Airlines, 710.
433
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:39,754
Okay, bye!
434
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,229
I have contacted
another teacher for your children.
435
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,363
Her name is Sandra Morgan.
436
00:19:50,405 --> 00:19:52,566
She's 61 years old.
437
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,405
She is old.
438
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,776
Well, then, via con dios.
439
00:19:57,813 --> 00:20:01,715
I meant that as myself,
not as, you know, the character.
440
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,988
Welcome home to Texas, Peggy.
441
00:20:14,029 --> 00:20:15,724
Where is the truck?
442
00:20:17,566 --> 00:20:18,590
Oh, no!
443
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:19,692
What's this on the floor?
444
00:20:19,735 --> 00:20:21,168
Hank, I...
445
00:20:21,203 --> 00:20:23,034
I have been on a plane
all night.
446
00:20:23,071 --> 00:20:24,265
Whatever is on the floor
447
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:25,933
I will pick it up
in the morning.
448
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,271
Hey, looks like
449
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,140
chocolates, and, uh...
450
00:20:29,177 --> 00:20:31,771
wow, they're, uh, Kisses.
451
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:32,939
Did you do this?
452
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,472
Yeah. I got it
from the Redbook.
453
00:20:35,517 --> 00:20:37,178
Hey, I wonder where they go?
454
00:20:37,219 --> 00:20:38,709
Do they lead to our bed?
455
00:20:38,754 --> 00:20:39,812
Maybe.
456
00:20:45,894 --> 00:20:47,452
They don't lead to the bed.
457
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,861
Nope. Keep going.
458
00:20:48,897 --> 00:20:50,330
To the bathroom?
459
00:20:50,365 --> 00:20:51,354
Uh...
460
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,891
Okay, the tub.
461
00:20:53,936 --> 00:20:56,461
Hank, did you buy
scented candles?
462
00:21:05,981 --> 00:21:08,074
I am tired and I give up.
463
00:21:08,116 --> 00:21:09,549
What am I looking for?
464
00:21:09,584 --> 00:21:11,484
His-and-her sinks.
465
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,720
Well, that's
yours right there.
466
00:21:12,721 --> 00:21:13,921
Turn on the tap.
Give it a try.
467
00:21:15,657 --> 00:21:17,591
You don't like it.
468
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,350
Hank,
469
00:21:20,395 --> 00:21:22,363
I love it.
470
00:21:22,397 --> 00:21:23,921
You know how you
always complain
471
00:21:23,966 --> 00:21:25,991
that I was shaving
and leaving hairs in the sink?
472
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,865
Well, Joe Jack
heard about this plumber
473
00:21:27,903 --> 00:21:29,928
that was going out of business,
and then...
474
00:21:29,972 --> 00:21:34,989
Ripped By mstoll
475
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,328
Wha-hoo!
476
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:08,706
In Espaρol.
477
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,006
Ai.
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