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WAITRESS:
Are you sure I can't get you anything else?

Oh, yeah, no.
I'm actually waiting for someone.

I'm actually waiting, um, for Patti LuPone.

I have... I'm going to conduct
an interview with her, so...

If you could just let her know
that I'm sitting right here,

that would be amazing.

I don't know what she looks like.

Patti LuPone? Like...

(SINGING) Don't cry for me...

That's not...

Okay.

(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

Hi, mister. I'm waiting for Patti.

(WHISPERS) I'm at my callback.

Oh, my God. Major Barbara. Are you excited?

I don't know. It's a small part.

No, there's no small parts,
there's only small actors,

and you're a very tall actor.

Everyone here looks
like how I'd look with a nose job.

But they don't want someone with a nose job.

They want someone with a spirit.

Whatever. I'm not here to make friends.

Look, they don't love it
when you're on the phone.

Oh... Oh, okay.

- I've gotta go.
- Okay, I love you.

- I love you, too.
- Bye.

I'll call you after the interview. Bye.

I'm sorry. I'm just...
I know this casting director.

She's kinda, like, proper.

No, no, no, no, it's cool. Thank you.

Yeah, sure.

(CLEARS THROAT)

- Desi.
- Adam.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

What part are you reading?

Bill.

Oh, okay.

- You?
- Uh, Bronterre.

Oh.

- Nice. Very nice.
- Yeah.

- Hi, Rocco. Do you need me to sign?
- (GRUNTS)

Nope, have a great day.

- Please don't go, Rocco.
- I have to go.

I want to hear about your weekend, Rocco.

What did you have for dinner?

Who's your ex-wife? Rocco, I'm so bored!

You bastard.

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

So...

Um, something's actually come up
for Patti in her schedule,

so she's not gonna...

We're gonna reschedule.

Adam?

Can we see you for one more second?

Yeah.

I said get two chickens.

Oops. They're back. Okay, bye.

Come on in.

Do you guys want me to give it
a different read?

Congratulations. You got it.

(BOTH LAUGH)

Okay. Uh...

- Does he know?
- (BOTH LAUGH)

- He does.
- Okay.

Okay, cool.

Uh, thank you very much. (LAUGHS)

(MUFFLED SCREAM)

- Hey.
- Hey.

- I got it.
- Yeah, me, too.

Yeah, I know. (CHUCKLES)

Where are you headed?

Um...

Greenpoint.

You want a ride?

No, I was thinking of walking, actually.

That's a long way.

Yeah, that's far. I'll take a ride.
(CHUCKLES)

No, Sam, you gotta hit the keyboard harder
throughout this entire song.

You just can't diddle around the keyboard.

That's why you're having trouble
with your girlfriend.

- I don't know what girl likes to be...
- Miss LuPone?

- Yes?
- Hi, I'm Hannah Horvath.

I'm here from Condé Nast
to do your Strenova interview.

Yeah, I canceled that.

Nope, I know you canceled it

just five minutes before
we were supposed to do it,

but my boss said that
we need to have it in today,

so I called your publicist
and she mentioned you were here.

How long is it gonna take?

- Five minutes.
- Really?

I would say 15 minutes maximum.

Five to 15 minutes,
and then probably 10 minutes just to wrap up.

- Five minutes.
- Great.

I don't know if they explained to you,

but this is gonna run in the magazine
just like a normal article.

Normal interview with you, picture,

byline, my name, everything,
and then at the bottom,

it's just gonna say, "Sponsored by Strenova."

Right, and I have to mention Strenova, right?

I have to mention the bone density drug?

- Yeah, I know it's a little unnatural...
- Okay, all right.

- But we'll just find a way to work it in.
- Okay.

So, I'm gonna start
with some background questions.

- Perfect.
- How long have you had osteoporosis?

I don't have osteoporosis.

Okay, well, Strenova's a bone density drug.

Oh, right. Oh, I can't say that.

Yeah, I think we should
just find an amount of time

you're comfortable with to say...

- Five years.
- Okay, five years.

- Does that make me sound ancient?
- Not at all.

I think it honestly sounds
like you were an early victim of osteoporosis,

and you started treating it soon enough
that you're never gonna have a hunchback.

But can you be an early victim of...

I don't know anything about it.

- You can be an early victim of Alzheimer's...
- Right.

...so I don't understand why
osteoporosis would be a problem.

You're right.

We're just gonna say that you found it
in a routine bone scan

after a hairline fracture in your ankle.

Okay, how did I fracture my ankle?

What's your favorite form
of physical exercise?

Sleeping.

Literally no one could relate
to that better than me.

I'm the laziest person I've ever met.

Sometimes I just use my chest as a tray,

but the thing is is that I really think

they just wanna get a sense of, like,

all the different ways
you take care of yourself,

and Strenova's just one of them.

- Say I walk my dog.
- Okay, dog.

And his name?

- Pippin.
- Pippin the dog.

- Pippin the dog.
- Uh, what is his breed?

Bulldog... French bulldog.

- They're cute. They're really cute.
- I'll remember that.

- I don't need to write that down.
- (CELL PHONE CHIMING)

I'm sorry, I have to take this call,

- which is very rude.
- Okay.

Hello?

Baby.

How was it?

(CHUCKLES) No.

No.

Are you serious?

Oh, my God.

Okay, I'm with Patti LuPone right now.

She's only given me seven minutes,
so okay, bye.

I'm so sorry.

That was my boyfriend, and he just got cast

in the revival of Major Barbara on Broadway.

Wow, wow. His first Broadway role.

(EXHALES)

What?

Well, good luck, 'cause I'll tell you what.

He's going to need you to support him

and forgive him,

'cause he's gonna be an asshole.

Hey, bitch, you're taking all the mochi.

Oh, my God. Soo Jin.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Hey.

It's been a really long time.

I know, we're grannies.

It's gross.

MARNIE: Well, you look gorgeous.

SOO JIN: You, too, as always, lades.

Are you still with Booth, or...

Oh, no, no. I mean, he wasn't, like...

Yeah, he's a wiener in a half shell.

I'm so glad I quit.
The money was shit anyways.

How about you?
I mean, what are you up to now?

Well, I finally said, "Fuck it,"
and, as of next week,

I, like, seriously DGAF,
(SING-SONG) don't give a fuck!

- (CHUCKLES)
- I'm opening my own gallery.

Are you serious?

It's been such a fucking whirlwind.

Literally don't have time to breathe,

and I'm dirt-poor now.

- It's so sad.
- Well, you went shopping.

Oh, no, this is just a tax write-off.

All my money has been
going to the space and the publicity,

and my parents are ready to murder me,

but it's just so freeing
to be your own boss, you know?

I have my own architect.

I'm like, "Where did my youth go?"

I'm sure.

Hey, do you have someone helping you?

Because opening an art gallery's,
like, really hard.

It's a lot harder than anyone thinks,

and I feel like I see galleries
opening and closing

every single day in Bushwick.

Oh, no, mine's in NoHo. Hey, you know what?

You should totally stop by sometime.

I'm really excited for our first show.

It's gonna be super fresh, funky-funny.

Sounds... Yeah, maybe I will.

Bye.

- I'm really proud of you.
- Thank you.

Really proud. I just wanted you to know that.

Thanks.

He's not gonna even know you exist.

Not until the show's open, not until he's...

If it runs, you know, it runs for,
like, maybe three or four months,

then he's gonna come back
down to earth, maybe.

But is he mature?

I'd say in some ways,

he's the most mature person I've ever met,

and in other ways, he has not yet been born.

What are you involved with him for?

Does he even understand Shaw?

I... I understand Shaw.

- You do?
- Yeah.

I did a Shaw once. I don't know
what the fuck I was talking about.

Because I'll tell you what.

You get inside of a production,

you get inside of a play
with a group of actors,

and they have to be intimate,
they have to know each other,

because they've had relationships,
you know, in the play for maybe years,

so there has to be an intimacy
that's created overnight,

and then things happen.

Your boyfriend, if he is sexual in any way,

is gonna start fucking
everybody in the building.

And, don't forget, he's gonna have fans.

I don't think he's gonna have fans.

Honestly, he... Can I call you Patti?

He is so funny-looking.

There's a lot of weirdos out there, honey.

You know, the Elephant Man got laid a lot.

HANNAH: Blue Crush was such
an important movie for women.

KAREN: Oh, so important.

And for surfers in general, you know?

"So, I'm gonna surf a pipe, dude."

Hannah, do you have that
Patti LuPone copy I asked for?

Oh! Um, yes, I'm just transcribing it
right now, actually.

Um, well, not right this minute.

Uh, I will have it for you in 50 to 20 minutes.

Great, listen. Um, also, we have something
going on with the Gramercy Park Hotel.

"16 reasons we'd love to stay
at the Gramercy."

I think you'd be great for it.

Oh, amazing. Definitely.

Thank you so much.

The only thing is, um,
they need it by tomorrow,

so can you check in tonight?

Yes. Uh, one question.

Is it against protocol to bring my boyfriend?

'Cause we were planning
a little celebration tonight

'cause he actually got cast
in a Broadway show.

Broadway, huh? Hmm. Well, have fun.

What the fuck is "have fun"
supposed to mean?

I think it just means you should have fun.

That's it.

Or did she mean, like, "Have fun now

"because Broadway is
the most seductive of mistresses"?

What? No. Why would it mean that?

I'm sorry. Patti LuPone
just really fucked with my head.

I feel crazy.

- WOMAN: Checks, ladies.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Okay, I think they forgot to take taxes out.

- This does not make sense.
- This your first paycheck?

No, this is the right amount.

This is how much money I make a week?

- Yeah.
- This is a lot more than my rent!

This is insane. I'm just gonna, like,

walk into a store in the Meatpacking District
and just be like, "Make it rain."

(L8 CMMR PLAYING)

Sweet Emma, everybody.

Come get your baby shoes.

Fucking no.

My will-o'-wisp.

What the fuck are you doing here?

Darling, don't be vulgar.

You know I hate it when you're vulgar.

Don't need to be vulgar to make your point.

What a charming situation you have.

(GASPS) Oh, my God.

Beautiful little Dust Bowl orphan. I love it.

- How on earth did you find me?
- I came looking for you.

I walked all the way to the address
that you gave me.

I even threw little stones at your window

until some teensy-tiny
little moppet opened up,

looked out and said,
"Are you there to rape me?"

Oh, Shoshanna. Fucking Shoshanna.

Are you angry with me because
it's taken me so long to find you?

Are you insane?

Can you not see how well I'm doing?

I have a job, I eat lunch every day,

and I make transactions and I get paid.

Look at you, Jessamyn. You're trying so hard.

Don't you see that it's just pretend?

- No, no. I'm healthy.
- No, no, no.

I'm healthy, and the last thing I need
is to be hanging out with you.

You can lie to your friends,
you can lie to your parents,

you can lie to the mirror,
but you can't lie to me

because I see who you truly are.

Oh, really? And who's that?

You're a wild thing. You can't be tamed.

I mean, we are not the kind of people
that sit around in a store like this

selling $200 bathing suits to toddlers.

That's not who we are.

- You're high.
- No, no, no.

I'm just excited to be in New York
and to see you.

I know what you need. Come away with me.
I know what you need.

I'm not even attracted to you.

- Oh, even better.
- I would...

- No!
- Yes!

(STUTTERS) I was wearing rehab goggles.

Holy crap. This is so nice.

It's not that nice.
How much do you get in incidentals?

- What are those?
- You need somebody to explain to you

your new moneyed lifestyle,
and I'm happy to be that person.

Okay, let's order
a bunch of stuff that Adam loves,

then make a big-ass sign.

Just calm down. The room's enough.

But he's gonna be on Broadway.

I know. (SIGHS)

I have to admit, I never
thought he'd be the first.

- The first what?
- To fulfill his dream.

Well, that's not true.

We've all fulfilled various dreams
in various ways.

Also, I'm getting so sick of people

acting like Adam's
newfound success in this arena

is gonna come between us.

I didn't say that. Why are you acting weird?

- I could not be acting more normal.
- (DOOR OPENS)

Oh, my God.

I cannot believe that
you have a room at the Gramercy.

Do you know they have Mario Badescu
products in the bathroom here?

I am totally stealing some of those.

What are we celebrating?

- Adam's gonna be on Broadway.
- Oh, my God.

Are you afraid he's gonna leave you
for Sutton Foster?

Oh.

What the fuck is with everybody?

No.

(DOOR OPENS)

I'm in a shitty mood.

You know, every morning
I wake up feeling really good,

feeling like I'm ready to take on the day.

Like, I don't know, I want to fucking
say good morning to strangers.

Shit I usually hate.

And then, without fail,
something happens at the yogurt shop

that really just fucks my shit up.
Ruins my whole day.

By the way, your Netflix came.
Bridget Jones 2? Seriously?

MARNIE: Ah.

I can't do this.

What do you mean?

I mean...

I don't want to do this.

Um...

I want a girlfriend, Marnie.

Like, a legitimate girlfriend.

You know, I want to have
a relationship that's deep

and sincere and challenging and scary.

Not, you know...

I want it to be real.

I want to meet a girl that
I have a lot in common with

and ask her out and learn about her family

on a park bench in the middle of the night.

And if things go really well,
maybe invite her back to my place

and put on some Roxy Music.

You know?

So, you're dumping me?

Are you fucking serious?

You can't break up with me, Ray.
I don't care about this.

I wouldn't be eating pizza in front of you
if I actually liked you.

I realize this doesn't
make sense biologically...

Was this your plan the whole time, Ray?

To humiliate the girl that you couldn't get
in high school?

Well, guess what? It's not gonna fucking work
because I don't care.

(DOOR SLAMS)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Hello?

Jesus fucking Christ.

- Hello?
- ALL: Congratulations!

Are you fucking... (CHUCKLES)

- You're a nut.
- You're a nut for the stage.

- I love you.
- Congratulations.

- That's really sweet.
- (HANNAH GIGGLES)

Hannah, this is, um, Desi. He's playing...

- Bill Walker?
- DESI: Yes.

- You just look like such a Bill Walker.
- Thanks.

I'm just a crazy Major Barbara fan

and kind of obsessed with Shaw in general.

Oh, smart girl.

Hi.

- Hey.
- Hi, sorry, I recognize you

from your part on One Tree Hill.

You were Lennon,
the disabled gay hockey player.

Yes, yeah. Super lucky part.

I'm not what you would call
a One Tree Hill fan,

but I have seen every episode,

and you really just
are taking up their game a notch. (CHUCKLES)

(LAUGHS) Thank you. Thanks.

So, I'm in Idaho, back country,

all I have is a saddle blanket,

buck knife, some water I packed in,

and I realize that
it's my mom's birthday, right?

Now, I fucked up loads of stuff in my life,

I'm not gonna forget my mom's birthday.

- You wouldn't do that.
- You would never do that.

All of a sudden, I see a structure.

Maybe it's a fire tower

or some kind of ranger station,
long forgotten.

- I don't understand...
- (SHUSHES)

Okay. Okay.

DESI: And just as I get through the door,
I almost step on...

Congratulations, Adam.
Oh, my God, so exciting.

Are you, uh, okay?

Me? Yeah, so good.

I'm just gonna run to the restroom.

- I'll be right back.
- HANNAH: Okay.

Ha! That is a fucking closet.

Okay, I don't know
what I'm in trouble for now, but...

So there I am on a sort of vision quest...

(EXHALES)

- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- HANNAH: Marn?

Come in.

Hey, what's going on?

Nothing.

- Are you sure?
- (SNIFFLES) Dead sure.

Okay, what's wrong?

I can't tell you.

(SOBBING)

(DESI SINGING ROLL ON, JOHN)

(SINGING ALONG)

Are they fucking kidding me?

I hate myself for loving him.

(CONTINUES SINGING)

(SINGING ALONG)

(HUMMING)

So after shows,
you can really only go, like, two places.

You can go to the Glass House Tavern
or you can go to Bar Centrale.

Bar Centrale is really more for, like,

the famous, you know, stars of the show,

and then Glass House is more for,
like, the chorus kids.

And also one time I read this interview
with Sarah Jessica Parker in Backstage,

and she was saying that it's super important
to learn the names of all of the crew.

And, if you can, like, a couple of their wives
because it means a lot to those people.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Um, don't you get tired of going
to the bar afterwards?

Wouldn't you wanna go home and get some...

No, that's, like, part of the...

I mean, it's where
you meet people and stuff.

That's where one time
I saw Tyne Daly get super drunk

and fall down a flight of stairs.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

- Oh, fuck.
- I know, right? It's pretty awesome.

Hannah?

You know, your voice is really...

I'm trying to summon the right adjective here.

- Grating? Is that what...
- No, come on.

No.

- I love that song.
- Oh, yeah.

- I love Michelle Branch.
- Dylan.

Yeah, Dylan, too.

I'd love to hear some more of your music.

- Do you write?
- Um, yeah. Really, do you...

Absolutely, yeah.

Okay, I, uh... If I give you my e-mail address,

then you can shoot me an e-mail
so I have yours,

and then I'll just e-mail you
my Dropbox folder of my latest attempts.

See? "Attempts." Don't do that.

Seriously. Don't deprecate yourself.

Really, you're better than that.

Okay.

I don't know if Hannah's told you,

but I'm really trying to make a concerted effort

to break out of the contemporary dance world,

and if you could maybe
give me an introduction

to the Broadway world, that'd be great.

I mean, the closest I've gotten is,

you know, a hand job from a guy from Pippin,

- so it's like... Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.

Marnface1988@aol.com.

That's me.

All right, I should really hit the trail.

My Clementine's making paella tonight.

- Is that a song?
- No, that's like a...

Like a Valencian rice seafood dish.

Oh, it just sounded like a folk song.

I thought they were folk lyrics or something.

"Gotta hit the trail,
my Clementine's making paella tonight."

No, that's, like,
one of those big four-hander pans,

so I gotta help take it off.

Okay.

Roll on, John.

If you ever need any, you know, help,
if you have questions

- about figuring out what's what.
- You know, I don't.

I think I'm good.

I don't really want to be a part of the scene.

The Broadway scene?

Any scene.

Well, don't come crying to me

when Kristin Chenoweth passes out
'cause you forgot to feed her.

(DOOR OPENS)

- Here's Johnny!
- Yeah!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

- Hi, I'm Jason. Hi, hi.
- Hey.

- Hi, hi.
- JESSA: Shosh, so great to (KISSES) see you!

JESSA: Oh, hi.
JASPER: I know everybody's name

because she told me.

Buck.

Uh...

- Obadiah.
- Yep.

- Uh, Janet.
- Mmm-hmm.

- Raquel, Snoop.
- Yep.

Hazel. (SNAPS FINGERS) See? Told ya.

- Come on.
- Pretty good.

So we maybe shouldn't have
taken her out of rehab.

Higher education is elitist horseshit

- perpetrated by a bunch of privileged hacks...
- Mmm-hmm.

...who think accumulating degrees
amounts to a meaningful life.

I know, I know.

But, like, I am out of there in three weeks.

Like, I am done, I am graduating,
I am done with that.

They say they're teaching you to think,

but really they're teaching you to think
like everybody else.

I know! I know!
It's like, literally, I swear to God,

sometimes I feel like
I am in The Truman Show,

but it's, like, really just
a walking American Apparel ad

and I don't even know it.

Too late for you, then, poor baby.

- Have you got any cocaine?
- No, I don't do cocaine.

But you're clearly on cocaine.

Oh, no, everybody thinks that,

but I just have really chronic congestion

- and, like, a terribly fast mouth.
- (WHISTLING)

- (CONTINUES TALKING)
- Is this living or is this living, my flower?

- This is living. (CHUCKLES)
- Oh!

Uh, have you got more coke?

Have you got more money?

No, but I know where to get some.

- Oh, you do?
- Yes! I do, I do, I do.

(ALARM BEEPING)

- (BEEPING STOPS)
- Yes! Can you believe I remembered that?

- Okay, okay, okay.
- JASPER: You're a legend.

(KEYS CLATTER)

- (RATTLING)
- No.

No.

Oh, my God.

Who keeps their money in a shoebox?

We will.

(GASPS) Oh, my God.

(SNORTS)

(SNORTS)

(SNIFFLES)

(GROANS)

Okay, all right, all right.

(SNIFFLES)

Elijah talks a lot about really stupid shit.

Okay, well, maybe that's what I think

about that weird folk-singing grifter
you brought over.

- Desi? (LAUGHS)
- "Desi"? Yeah.

- What?
- Yeah, I found him irksome.

You don't have to say that
to get revenge on me.

I'm not gonna say something
to get revenge on you.

- This isn't like Count of Monte Cristo.
- (CHUCKLES)

I'm so proud of you.

I'm so proud of you.

I don't know how to say this
without it coming out sounding horrible.

I don't want you

to get so, um...

Happy doing the play that you...

Uh, don't like our life together anymore.

Are you upset I'm doing the play?

No.

No.

I'm so happy you're doing
what makes you happy,

because I love you,
and you're the only person I've ever loved,

and you're the only person
I ever wanna love, so...

Well, ditto.

Okay, good.

Then...

Do your lines.

- (GROANS) No.
- Do your lines.

No.

- No.
- Please?

- (GROANS) I don't wanna.
- Please, please?

"Not that kind of snob, but a genteel sort."

- Can you do it with the accent, please?
- "I'm too..."

- "Not that kind of snob, but the genteel sort.
- (GASPS)

- No.
- "I'm too uppish, owing to my intelligence,

"and my father being
a Chartist and a reading, a thinking man,

"a stationer, too.

"I am none of your common hewers of wood
and drawers of water.

"And don't you forget it."

- It's so good.
- (LAUGHS)

You're so good at that.

(SIMPLETHINGS PLAYING)