All language subtitles for girls.s03e07.720p.bluray.x264-reward

- Hey.
- MARNIE: Hi.

What's up?

- Hi.
- Hi, how's it goin'?

It's good. How was the ride?

I have to fucking piss so badly,

- I'm gonna shit myself.
- Oh, God.

I can't believe we're in the Hamptons.

No, this is the North Fork.

It's very different from the Hamptons.

It's, you know, for people
who think the Hamptons are tacky

and don't want to be
on a beach that's near a J.Crew.

J.Crew?

Where's Jessa? Did she not even show?

She just insisted on sitting in
the back of the bus for political reasons.

I will text you the minute I recharge my phone.

So good to meet you. You guys are the best.

- Hey.
- MARNIE: Hi.

I hope you don't mind.

I invited Rita and Luther
to hang with us this weekend.

They're amazing. Luther's an orthodontist.

Yeah, the only thing is that
my mom's friend Suzanne

was so generous letting us
stay in this house this weekend

that it feels a little bit like it might be rude
to have bus people in it.

Okay, don't worry.
I mean, they probably won't come.

It was just, like, a token invite.

Not worried.

Oh, my God.

I call biggest and/or best room.

HANNAH: No one can call anything
without saying "shotgun," okay?

Shotgun!

No!

Shosh, no, no, no, no, no.

I threw my bag on first.
Do you know what that means?

SHOSHANNA: It means nothing!
JESSA: Get off!

First one who gets in gets the bed.

SHOSHANNA: Your shoes are hurting me.

Hey, guys, you know what?
Don't worry about it.

I think I'm just gonna take this room.

You guys, I had a feeling
this was gonna happen,

so I went ahead and assigned the rooms.

So, Shosh is in here.

- (CHEERS SOFTLY)
- Hannah, you and I are downstairs,

- and, Jessa, I put you in the lighthouse...
- Great.

...'cause it's bohemian.

- Wait, there's a lighthouse?
- JESSA: No.

Wait, there's a lighthouse? Excuse me.

- It's all right.
- You can have this room!

You can have this room.

So, we're sharing a room?

Well, it's two different rooms,
but they connect, so, options.

Cool.

I'm so excited. It's like old times.

Me, too.

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

This is so fun! In it's own way!

What?

Thank God.

No!

Not funny.

That's not funny.

HANNAH: Ow! Ow!

This is so hard on my feet, you guys.

You were on the phone for so long,

you didn't hear what I said about swim shoes.

This is... Ow!

Oh, my God. I'm not staying down here.

It's like a monsoon is brewing.

It's the best swimming conditions imaginable.

I'm having the time of my life, seriously.

I can't go in open water
unless I'm menstruating.

You guys, we're so disconnected now.

I thought this would just be
a nice opportunity for us to have fun together

and, you know,
prove to everyone via Instagram

that we can still have fun as a group.

But we do still have fun as a group.

We don't need to have some,
like, perfect weekend, you know?

- I don't know. I kind of like this idea.
- Thank you.

I've learned a lot of great
communication games in rehab

- and we could play those.
- MARNIE: Yeah, they're so fun.

But I just think we have a lot of healing to do,

and we have a lot of ways that we could do it.

That's all I'm saying.

Should we start the healing now
in this horrifying wind tunnel?

No, you know, I was actually thinking
the healing would take place at dinner,

but after that, we would do face masks
and watch The Queens of Comedy,

and then we could maybe write
our wishes down on pieces of paper

and then throw them into a bonfire
so they come true.

But for now we have to go grocery shopping.

Don't you think you should probably

be wearing clothes and shoes
if you're going into town?

No, this is a beach town.
That's not how they operate.

MARNIE: Okay.

"No bare feet." Fucking bullshit.

- Can I have your list, then?
- Here you go.

- Where was that?
- In my back pocket.

- You wanna wear one of my shoes?
- No, thank you.

- You sure?
- Yeah, I like it better out here.

Can you please get me
some white cheddar Goldfish?

I don't think Marnie will let me.
It's not on the list.

- (SIGHS) Okay.
- Sorry.

ELIJAH: Oh, my God, look,
you guys. Spring Breakers.

(MEN LAUGHING)

- Oh, my God.
- That makes me sick.

Hannah.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Hi-lo. Hi.

What are you doing here?

We all were just saying
how much we love your bikini.

Yeah, so few people are going bold
to the beach anymore.

- Absolutely.
- That's not true.

I heard you laughing at it.

You did say it pretty loud. (LAUGHS)

Oh, my God.

We'll be in the wicker shop.

Okay, just give me a second, boo.

Yeah, but with you,
one second's always about 20 minutes, boo.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Nobody was making fun of you.

I heard you.

It's a good thing I'm not
as susceptible to criticism as I used to be.

What are you doing here?

Getting away from the daily grind of city life

and my high-powered job
in the magazine industry

and making memories
with my friends that will last a lifetime.

The usual. I don't know, Elijah.
What are you doing here?

You know,
we're just staying at a friend's house

that I think we thought
was a little more centrally located,

you know, like in the Hamptons,

so it's kinda weird that
we're not in the Hamptons.

I don't want to make small talk
with you, all right?

Hannah, I'm sorry.

About the Spring Breakers comment?
'Cause that didn't offend me.

I think that movie was a beautiful blend
of art and commerce.

No, I mean... I mean, I'm sorry for everything.

For everything that happened
the last time I saw you.

I feel terrible about all of it.

I think about you all the time,
and "What are you doing?"

And "What's wrong with her?"
And "What's she eating?"

And "Who she's mad at."

I just think about you all the time
and I miss you so much.

Gosh, I miss you, too.

- I really miss you.
- You do?

Every time I see something that sucks,
like, royally but subtly,

I think to myself,
"Only Elijah would understand this."

And then I don't even remember why I'm mad.

Well, 'cause I had sex with Marnie.

- Yeah, no, I know.
- Okay, okay.

And Marnie is acting
like such a psychopathic nightmare.

Oh, I can only imagine.

She's just, like, walking around,
bossing everybody around

like a mean, skinny Miss Hannigan.

- Yeah.
- (SIGHS)

Why don't you come over?
Why don't you guys come over?

It'll fucking save the day.

Let's just forget everything and come over
and save me from this hell.

(LAUGHS) Yes.

- I love you.
- I love you.

What are you making?

It's called the North Fork Fizz.

That sounds so yummy.

I'm inventing it as we speak.

So, I gained 25 pounds,
but then I lost 30 pounds.

Oh, amazing. How did you do it?

The Victoria Principal diet.

Wow, what does that consist of?

It's black coffee and you can have
one slice of turkey until 4:00 p.m.,

and then you can do whatever you want.

- Hannah, so sorry to interrupt.
- I could actually do that.

Could you come do a tick check on me
in the other room?

- A tick check?
- Mmm-hmm.

I was just rummaging outside

and I feel like I might have gotten a tick,

so I just need to talk to you
in the other room maybe so you can check.

Okay.

- I'll be right back.
- Oh. Okay.

- What?
- I cannot believe you invited them.

What am I supposed to do, Marnie?
They kind of invited themselves.

And, anyway, we cannot put
this much pressure on our relationships.

This will really lighten the mood.

The mood is already plenty light.

I just really think this is gonna be important
and this is gonna be healing.

Elijah was the beginning of this whole rift.

I know, and that's why it's so weird he's here.

Plus, they're a lot of fun.
They're theater people.

That's your favorite breed, okay?

Listen, Gerald's a choreographer,
Paul's an understudy,

Pal is a theater publicist.

He did Kinky Boots,
the whole viral marketing campaign.

I can't believe that's who came after me.

Well, knowing Elijah, it was 11
closeted math teachers who came after you,

but after that, it was Pal, and he seems great.

Okay.

(I JUST WANT TO BE
YOUR EVERYTHING PLAYING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

All right, who wants another North Fork Fizz?

- I fucking do!
- Those things always make me sick.

- Thank you.
- Fill it up, please.

- I think they are so sweet.
- And thank you.

What are you making?

It's a julienne vegetable salad

from The Art of French Cooking.

It's for four, so...

The vegetables are very thinly chopped.

Yeah, that's what it means
to julienne something.

Look, Marnie, I'm really sorry
things turned out the way they did.

- Yeah, me, too.
- No.

Really, I mean it.

I regret it.

I do, too.

And I really hope we can be friends.

I really do.

I just have a new take on things.

I guess I'm in love,

and I just... It changed me, in a way.

I know it's stupid
and you're gonna make fun of me,

but he's been taking me to kabbalah classes

and I just... I'm trying not to be so negative.

Yeah, that's, um... That's beautiful.

That's amazing.

So you're, like, in love with him.

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

Yes, I am.

- I mean, I haven't told him yet, but...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I will soon. I can't keep it in for too long.

- No, you can't.
- Oh, my God. I love this song!

ALL: (CHANTING) Shot, shot,
shot, shot, shot, shot!

(HANNAH WHOOPING)

She's in such a great place right now.

That's disgusting.

I'm so happy about you and Elijah.

Honestly, it's been a rough road for him,
and he needed somebody like you.

Yeah, no, he's great. He's really great.

I don't know what the fuck he does
with his days, but...

Supposedly he's running
a semi-improvised dance troupe

and working at the glove
department at Barneys,

but whenever I call him, he's sleeping.

And by sleeping, I mean jerking off.

Well, my boyfriend, too, jerks off quite a bit,

and I just thank him for taking his energy,

at least half of it, elsewhere.

Otherwise, I'd be a pounded-out
piece of meat.

(LAUGHING)

Oh, my God.
Do you know who you remind me of?

This has been on my mind
all day and I just figured it out.

- Who?
- My friend Sadie.

- Really?
- Yeah, she's always trying new things.

She is such a dilettante.

Oh, my God. So funny, thank you.

She showers, like, once a month.

She's so crazy. I love her. I love Sadie.

Hey, doesn't Hannah remind you
of crazy-ass Sadie?

Sadie is fat as shit.

Let's go on a house tour.

You are way skinnier than Sadie.

- Like, way skinnier.
- Thanks.

MARNIE: So, finally
he called me at around noon,

and he was like, "Hey, I think
we need to talk about some things.

"I love you and I want to propose to you..."

What?

"But I think we need to talk
about a couple things first."

So I grill the pizzas
and I wait, and I wait and wait.

Finally, at around 10:00 p.m.,

he walks through the front door
with a friend from work

and starts packing up his things.

While you were eating pizza?

He does not say a word to me.

Me, in our apartment.

I'm standing there,
he doesn't say anything to me.

And then finally he gets to the door

and he's about to walk out,
and he turns around.

He looks me right in the eyes and he says,

"I don't love you and I've never loved you."

Marnie, I'm so sorry.
That's... That's, like, the worst story ever.

- Truly.
- Anyway,

- his business went under or some shit.
- (LAUGHING)

And I hear he's, like, a carpenter's apprentice.

He's working in, like, a sneaker store.

Ugh! Good. I've always hated him.

What? I thought you guys
were really close in college.

No, that's when I thought
we were both closet cases.

We watched Wild Things once,

and I was pretty sure
we were gonna start jacking off together,

but then he started dating you

and I realized that his issues
were way more complicated

than just being gay.

- Hey, boo.
- Hi.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Oh, my gosh.

- Oh, Jesus.
- Oh, my gosh.

Gerald always
does this dance when he drinks.

It was the first dance
he ever did on Broadway,

so it's extremely emotional for him.

It's amazing.

- Is it?
- Yes.

I thought so, too, the first time I saw it.

But now I'm like, "How many times
do we need to see this dance?"

- You are such a bitch. It's amazing.
- (SCOFFS)

Ray is encouraging me to explore
the more artistic sides of my personality.

I think he's right.
We should all be more creative.

- Who's Ray?
- Ray Ploshansky.

- Old Man Ray?
- Yeah.

Since when are you hanging out
with Old Man Ray?

I'm gonna go have Gerald
teach me that dance.

Gerald.

- She's fucking him.
- I fucked her once.

- You did?
- Mmm-hmm.

Come on, Hannah. It's time for the rehearsal.

- PAUL: The rehearsal?
- Whatever. It's, like, a fun thing to do.

You know what else would be
a fun thing to do is eat.

Who else is fucking starving?

JESSA: You should just drink more.

I already feel pretty loose. Dangerously loose.

Hannah, do you want me to stay sober?

Yes.

Because you know it's either me or you
who's gonna drink that drink.

Do you want that on your shoulders?

Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be?

- Are you serious?
- Do you want that on you?

Do you want that on you?

- No.
- Oh, my God. Relapse city.

- No.
- Here it comes. Here it comes.

- Call my sponsor. Oh, shit.
- No!

- Please give this to me.
- (ALL LAUGHING)

You're such a bitch.

JESSA: You're a good friend.

So, let's do that one more time.
Okay, so, head to the right.

- Oh, yeah.
- So, right shoulder, left shoulder, head front.

- (GASPS) Surprise.
- (ALL GASPING)

Okay, no, no. Uh-uh.
You can't make that face.

Close your... Close.

Five, six, seven, eight.
"You're breaking my heart,

"you're tearing it apart, so fuck you."

Left, right.

- Spank the ass.
- Slap it, slap it, slap it, go.

- Yes!
- ALL: Yes.

- Very nice, you all.
- Marnie!

I just think I have abandonment issues,
if I'm being totally honest.

And it's much more than I realize.

And they're all from my father,

but they just rear their heads in other ways.

Marnie, of course you do.

How could you not
with that asshole in your life?

You know what I mean?

And then, for me, I have the opposite thing

which is that it has been so hard for me

to get the space that I need from my parents.

Loreen and Tad are so involved.

They never gave me
any space to even read a book,

just calling, "Hannah, Hannah, Hannah."

- Oh, my God.
- And, so, when I was finally an adult,

I went to seize that space,

and I think you ended up
being a casualty of that.

And I feel so sorry for that.

Do not have any guilt about this
because I am okay.

I may not seem okay, and I might not
be okay now, but I am, like, okay.

I was dreading this trip.

I would've done anything not to be here,

but now I'm starting to think it's gonna be

one of the most meaningful
weekends of the summer.

That is so nice, seriously.

- I love you. I love you.
- I love you, too.

Pick one.

Pick what?

We have not assumed this position
in quite some time.

I suppose so. I guess that's right.

Hey, Elijah. Tell Paul what you
thought "inertia" meant.

He thought "inertia" meant
when you're moving too fast.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(WHISPERS) I still think that.

- Thank you.
- That's a perfectly reasonable thing to think.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

PAL: Oh, my God, you're so naughty.

- Hi.
- Oh. Hello.

- It's just me.
- Yes, it is.

Do you know that you look like someone

Mapplethorpe would've photographed?

I have no idea who that is.

PAL: He has a haircut. That was your clue.
He has a haircut.

I don't like the way that Pal talks to you.

What do you mean?

I just don't like it. It's condescending.
It's not respectful.

Well, it doesn't feel great.

But I don't want to break up with him either.

I'm not saying break up with him.
I'm saying talk to him about it.

I don't want you to think he's a bad person
'cause he's not a bad person.

I don't think he's a bad person.

No, but I feel like you're just seeing him
at a time where he's not at his best.

- MARNIE: Hey, Hannah?
- Yeah?

Hi.

Could you come here really quickly?

Come in here.

Could you please just, like,
come here really quickly?

Okay.

- Hi.
- Hi. What's going on?

It's dinnertime.

Okay, so get everyone out of the pool.

No, no, no, it's dinnertime for us.

- So, you mean...
- Yeah.

Marnie, I'm not gonna kick everybody out.
They're having a really good time.

That would be really weird and rude.

I know, but I kinda thought
they were only gonna stay until dinner.

Why would you think that?

Because it's the time
where the four of us are going to heal.

But we already did our healing.
Earlier, remember?

We're both so sorry. I am so sorry.

Yes, you and I did, but the four of us didn't.

Are you fucking serious?

- Yes, I'm fucking...
- Guys, dinner!

(ALL WHOOPING)

JESSA: Dinnertime!

Cool. Really cool. That's classy.

- Thank you, Marnie.
- Welcome.

Hey, thank you.

(MEN LAUGHING)

- Thank you.
- Hi.

Hi.

SHOSHANNA: What's for dinner?
JESSA: What took so long, Marnie?

Wait, wait, wait.
This is a fucking kid's meal?

- (ALL LAUGHING)
- A fucking Lean Cuisine?

Am I on the Zone Diet?

Marnie, fuck.

I got four duck breasts for four people.

There are so many people. Hard times, Marn?

(ALL LAUGHING)

Wait, Pal, Pal.
She cooked the duck, so do your Daffy Duck.

(IN DONALD DUCK VOICE)
No, Marnie, please don't cook me.

Oh, my God, I don't wanna die.
I'm too young to die.

Oh, wait. Oh, this feels good.

- (SHOSHANNA SQUEALS)
- HANNAH: Oh, my God!

Isn't it so good?

That's Donald Duck.

ELIJAH: But you knew who he was doing.

MARNIE: Nope, you said Daffy Duck.

- Whatever, it's a duck.
- ELIJAH: It's a duck.

Like what we're eating, sort of.

I think the duck turned out fuckin' awesome.

- It's so good, Marnie.
- PAL: It's really good, yeah.

- HANNAH: I love it.
- No, no, no. No, no, no, don't.

I don't really like duck.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Nobody likes duck.

Are you ready?

JESSA: Come on, Marnie.
It's a four-person dance.

- We need you.
- I'm not in the mood.

- JESSA: Come on, you're the best one.
- Ladies, can we do this?

- Yes.
- Fine.

Are you ready with the iPod?

- Yes, can we please start?
- GERALD: Press play, please.

- Excellent.
- GERALD: Thank you.

No time for text from Mom.

It's on.

(YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART
PLAYING ON STEREO)

GERALD: Smiles.

- Larry, Moe, Curly.
- Smile, ladies.

- Fall out.
- Work it.

- Crazy.
- GERALD: Piano. Right?

- Smack your ass. Are you guys dancing?
- ELIJAH: Yeah.

GERALD: Yeah!

That's right.

Three.

And pulse it. Yes. Yes.

(ALL CHEERING)

- (MEN LAUGHING)
- (GROANS)

We did it!

That was so good.

- That was so good.
- Oh, my gosh. That was awesome.

I think if we could do it one more time,

we'll get it, like, really, really perfect.

I think it'll be awesome.

But we're not, like,
trying to make it to Broadway.

MARNIE: No, no, no, I know.

I know, no. It's just that

there was this one moment
where you were on the four

when you were supposed to be on the three,

so there was this big hole in there.

Yeah, yeah, totally. I agree.
The three-count was really dead.

Yeah, I would say overall,
though, your performance was pretty good.

Yeah, but why does
everything have to be perfect?

- Like, it had a lot of spirit.
- No, I know.

It's just that if things can't be perfect,

maybe they could be
as close to perfect as possible.

Like when you have a dinner for four,

maybe you could have
just, like, a really perfect dinner party

for four people to really enjoy properly.

You're seriously mad
I let everyone stay for dinner?

Oh, my God.

PAUL: Wait, time-out. That was dinner?

Okay, you know what?
Let's just google map a Domino's.

- That's fun.
- PAL: We're in the North Fork, boo.

They don't have Domino's.

MARNIE: Dinner was supposed to be
our time for honesty.

And I'm really sorry, you guys.
This is not about you.

This is between us,
but then you invited the cast of Magic Mike.

Marnie, I don't feel like being honest.

Why not? Being honest is fun.

What are you talking about, Shosh?

I'm talking about the fact
that you're a fucking narcissist.

Seriously, I have never met anyone else

who thinks their own life
is so fucking fascinating.

I wanted to fall asleep in my own vomit all day

listening to you talk about how you
bruise more easily than other people.

- Are you serious?
- Mmm-hmm.

HANNAH: Okay, well, people have been
calling me a narcissist

since I was three,
so it doesn't really upset me.

You've gotta choose
something more creative.

Yeah, it really has no effect on you.

Now you.
So we're untabling our issues, then?

I wanted to do this at dinner.

Oh, my God.
Can you chill the fuck out about dinner?

Seriously, that duck
tasted like a used condom

and I want to forget about it.

Shosh has gone totally insane.

I don't know. Maybe she's gone sane.

You guys never listen to me.

You treat me like I'm a fucking cab driver.

Seriously, you have entire conversations
in front of me like I am invisible.

And sometimes I wonder if my social anxiety

is holding me back from meeting the people

who would actually be right for me

instead of a bunch of fucking
whiny nothings as friends.

HANNAH: Well, maybe Shosh has a point.

I mean, it's not like the four of us

have had any real fun together
in the last, what, two years?

That is not true.

Name one fun thing.

This trip, if we had done anything I planned.

Oh, my God!

Hey, Marnie.

You know, I think
you should process what you just said

because, you know, happiness is about
appreciating what you have.

- Yes.
- What is that, like, some AA bullshit?

Seriously, Jessa goes to rehab
for five fucking seconds

and we have to listen
to everything she comes up with.

- Shosh, you're a cruel drunk.
- It's crazy.

She's a cruel drunk
and she's also not an intellectual.

JESSA: Actually, she is.

I'm gonna stick up for Shosh on this one

and say that I have seen her
read the newspaper on her phone.

Then why, when I'm around her,
do I feel like my brain is gonna atrophy?

I would call you a little unstimulating.

"Unstimulating"?

What, are we in, like,
a fucking Jane Austen novel?

What, do I want to be like you?

Like, mentally ill and miserable?

Whoa, whoa. When did we start with
all of this name-calling, guys?

We didn't start with the name-calling.

Shosh started with the name-calling.

I did not start with the name-calling.

I started with your fucking honesty idea,
Miss Tan Legs.

I've never talked to you that way.

You are tortured by self-doubt and fear,

and it is not pleasant to be around.

That is really fucking mean.

- That is mean.
- MARNIE: It is really mean,

what you just said, Shoshanna.

I'm sorry my heart was fucking broken
after Charlie dumped me.

Well, we would have no way of knowing that

because the only issues
you ever talk about are your issues with me.

Seriously, we've known each other
for almost eight years.

I've been on this planet for 25,

and I'm not showing any signs of changing.

Look, all you've ever done
is talk about the fact

that you are changing,
that you want to change,

self-improvement, all that bullshit.

So I get on board with it,
and thus all you've done

for the past couple of years is disappoint me.

Well, then maybe
you should lower your expectations.

I can't lower them any further.

Well, maybe you should try what I do,

which is I don't expect
anything from any of you.

I'm so fucking sick of all of you.

I really miss my boyfriend...

Who asks me for nothing,
so I give him everything.

So, um, I guess what I would like

is just for you to be

a little more respectful of me.

When have I ever been disrespectful of you?

Well, I... It was something that...

It was something that Hannah had noticed.

- Hannah?
- And then it made me...

I'm... Wait. I'm sorry,
something that Hannah said?

Are you kidding me?

That is the most ridiculous girl
I've ever met in my entire life.

You're taking advice from Hannah?

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Yeah, um...

I just wanna feel comfortable

- around you all the time...
- Mmm-hmm.

Because I love you.

Oh.

Wow, Elijah.

Look, I'm starting to think
this isn't what you think it is.

I mean, maybe we shouldn't do this,

because if you want something
that I can't give you...

- No. No, no, no.
- Then I don't want to lead you on.

That's not... That's not... I think...

- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I think that we...

- That's not what I meant.
- Okay...

That's not what I meant.

Okay, 'cause I... I don't want you to feel...

- No, it's totally fine.
- I don't want you to feel...

- Let's just forget it. Forget it.
- Okay.

- Are you sure?
- Yep.

- Are you gonna be okay with this?
- I'm great.

Okay. That's fine, then.

GERALD: The truth is,
I don't think you're very talented.

What? Hey, are you kidding me?

I spent $80,000 on a theater BFA.

Of course I am talented, Gerald.

(WATER RUNNING)