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"Therefore by reducing factories"
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and employees,
we can manage to refloat..
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Refloat?
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Yes?
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"Refloat."
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Going over the speech
you forgot the company builds ships?
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What?
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You like a play on words or what?
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I didn't notice.
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Of course you didn't.
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See if you notice this.
Call Human Resources.
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Tell them I want a new assistant
waiting in the office.
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Oh, that you noticed, huh?
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Get your things and leave.
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Is that coffee for you?
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For you. Double espresso.
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With stevia.
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Is it raining?
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No.
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I didn't think so.
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Print a new one and take it
to the boardroom.
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- Stevia and coffee separate, correct?
- Correct.
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Perfect. After that, get your things
and leave.
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What you have to understand is
Mr. Allende-Salazar doesn't like protocol.
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He prefers a relaxed atmosphere.
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And what is very important
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and you cannot do
under any circumstances is...
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It's better just to keep
your mouth shut.
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Understood?
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Places, everyone.
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Mayte!
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How are you?
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You're late. And your sister
is pissed about your reclusion.
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That's always been the problem.
Same genes,
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different priorities.
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That's why today's
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board meeting will decide
if the company
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will follow your priorities
or your sister's.
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Meet Yuma,
my new spiritual adviser.
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That's right, Mayte.
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Instead of bringing back
a tribal mask or a pot,
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I brought a shaman
like a souvenir.
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But when you're trying to save
the fate of your company
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and the world,
you need the best advisers.
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That's why I have you.
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And now Yuma as well.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome, Mr. Allende-Salazar.
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Mr. Allende-Salazar?
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No! Don't call me that.
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Call me Roberto, Robertico,
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Robertiño, Tuco, Berto...
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But don't call me Mr. Allende-Salazar.
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That was my father. If you want
to call someone Mr. Allende-Salazar,
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try my sister.
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Good morning, Roberto.
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These are the factories
your sister proposes closing.
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She's also made a report
on personnel reduction
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according to performance
and seniority.
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Mayte, don't worry.
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I'll take this meeting to safe harbor.
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You're so hard on naval humor.
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What's this?
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This? Mr... Roberto gave it to me.
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But he needs those reports
for the meeting right now.
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Why did he give them to you?
What is this, "The Cat in the Hat"?
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Therefore by reducing
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factories and employees,
we can manage to increase dividends...
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Hi!
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What my sister is telling you...
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Hi. Closing factories and letting
people go, is no longer necessary.
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Excuse me?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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this... is not just a simple turbine.
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This... is the future.
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I could explain the complex process
of obtaining energy from waves,
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saving 40% of fuel, but let's be honest.
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You wouldn't understand
and you don't care.
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You'd much rather skip straight
to the hors d'oevres, am I right?
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Now that my brother has finished
tooting his own horn,
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as usual,
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- we can continue.
- No. Look.
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The plan my sister wants to propose
to the shareholders
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next month to face the crisis we're in
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is...
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is... basically that.
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Close factories, fire people...
The typical fear approach.
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What did CMA-CMG do last year?
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Fire people and stop building new ships.
And how are they now?
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The same. I propose we innovate.
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And change the world
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with this small work of art.
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Yes, but the time to innovate
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is when things are good,
not when you're sinking.
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A naval play on words, I love it.
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I want to sail ahead,
you want to drop the anchor.
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Sorry, Roberto, but that's not
how things work.
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First we choose which project
to present to the board.
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Okay.
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Shall we?
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Sorry, Daniela, but that's not
how things work.
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Any decision has to be made
by you, me and Fernando.
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Where is Fernando?
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You haven't heard. Of course.
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There's no Wi-Fi in the Amazon.
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Fernando gave me his vote
for life.
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What?
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Shall we decide?
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Who wants to propose
a doodle of a turbine to the board?
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Who doesn't?
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Don't have too much fun
at the shipping company Christmas party
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because afterwards
we have to clean the spill.
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Is that too much?
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No, it's totally your style.
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The typical joke nobody laughs at
but whoever does pisses themself.
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Oh.
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Thanks.
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By the way,
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if you happen to run into
Roberto Allende-Salazar,
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show him this photo of me.
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Hey, of course!
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That's exactly what I should do
in my first audition all year.
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Did I mention it's December?
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I'll send it to you.
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Good lord, look at him!
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You're really saying
you don't think he's hot?
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No.
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I'm into typical arty-farty hipsters.
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They call them dad-bods now,
but they're the same old chubsters.
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They type of guy who's never
been with a girl like you.
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Who idolizes you, worships you,
asks for permission to ejaculate
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and who you end up going out with
longer because you're trapped
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in a mix of love and pity.
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Until you say: "That's enough."
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You can't dump all your insecurities
on me."
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And you leave him.
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And the guy leaves
and two days later he's over it.
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And not just that,
he's much better than you.
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He starts going to the gym,
gets a great job,
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dates a pretty girl, smart,
nice, with a blog...
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And that's when you say:
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"Maybe I wasn't so out of his league."
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Maybe I let the man of my dreams...
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get away.'
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That's the type of guy I like.
You should know that by now.
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Your pass is ready.
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Thank you.
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Come with me to the elevator?
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Yeah.
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Bye.
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Hey, you took the magazines.
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The blonde in administration,
you know which one I mean?
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Yeah, I made a move
and she's going down, you'll see.
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Come on, you're not fooling anyone.
You're not the fucker type.
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Okay, you're a nice guy,
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you have conversation and
if you work at it, a girl might go for you.
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But look at you and look at me.
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I've got something else.
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I give off sex.
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Any girl, 100% of them
would rather fuck me than you.
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- Yeah, right.
- Excuse me.
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- Which one of us would you fuck?
- What?
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If we were in a bar or nightclub
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and we both hit on you,
who would you leave with?
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The first taxi driver who stops?
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Come on, lighten up.
You must like one of us more.
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I like girls.
I'm a lesbian, okay?
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Leave me alone, I'm concentrating.
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- Okay, yeah, but...
- No buts.
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You lesbians sure can be
nasty bitches.
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Excuse me, is he bothering you?
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Good one, good one.
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- What, Roberto, you want her to pick you?
- I don't pick any of you. This isn't Tinder.
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Damn, how many floors are there?
Is this Dubai or what?
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Come on, baby. It's not so hard.
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We only want your opinion.
What do you think of us?
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You want to hear what I think of you?
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Hello!
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Why did you give Daniela your vote?
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I knew you'd come, Roberto.
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I had to get 20 permits to come in here
and you signed them.
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Have a seat.
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Are you going to tell me
why you gave Daniela your vote?
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Look, Roberto.
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I can take bullets and trenches,
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but my little brother
demanding answers from me
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like a rooster busts my balls.
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What bullets and trenches?
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The only time you've left Madrid
in a uniform
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was for your communion in Salamanca
dressed as a sailor.
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Look.
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This is a turbine that will
revolutionize ship building.
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And your sister refuses to make it
because her only idea
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is to close factories and fire people.
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Great.
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But I gave Dan iela my vote for life,
so you'll have to convince her.
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Here's what we'll do.
Give me your vote this time.
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Because you know I'm right,
I'll change the world, that I'm a genius,
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and next time
you can give Daniela your vote.
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You don't understand the term
"for life?"
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Why would you?
You never commit to anything.
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You get a tattoo
and it becomes a sticker.
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I want out of the company, Roberto.
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Then give me your vote.
Why give it to uptight Daniela?
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Because all you do is party.
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And occasionally, if you don't have
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a hangover, you have a good idea.
But not Daniela.
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Daniela is married to the company,
she lives for it.
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But that's much worse,
don't you see?
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Daniela has no social life,
she never goes out.
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You know what that means?
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She has no defenses.
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She's not trained.
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I'm a general of seduction,
I train every weekend.
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Daniela is easy prey
for any gold digger.
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She's the Treasure Island of singles.
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No, no, no. Daniela works all day long.
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She has no time for flings.
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- Wanna bet?
- What?
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- Let's make a bet.
- What do you mean?
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I'll make her fall madly in love
with someone
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before next month's
shareholder meeting.
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If I do, you give me your vote
for life.
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And if you don't?
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- What?
- Come on.
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I have to win something too, right?
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The turbine.
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- Who is this guy?
- Yuma, my spiritual guide.
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And the worst adviser of all time.
We're not betting the turbine.
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Very good idea, Yama.
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- Yuma.
- Very good idea, Yama Yuma.
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If you lose, you license
the turbine to the Spanish navy.
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Impossible. Wouldn't you rather bet
a spiritual guide
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who can be a dickhead sometimes?
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No.
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The turbine or there's no bet.
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Okay.
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Deal!
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What are you doing?
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This is my guarantee.
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Knowing you, it's the only sketch
you have, kid.
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No, I have plenty more.
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Shit!
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GET HER... IF YOU CAN
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Check.
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You see?
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Sometimes you have to retreat
to stay afloat.
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I prefer to sail ahead.
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Look at Apple,
investing in new advances
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made them number one
in their sector.
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Apple? The company that fired its creator
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for being an egomaniac and a megalomaniac
when they were in crisis?
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The same that hired him back for
his innovative ideas and went to the top.
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Hi.
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Yeah, when they'd fixed the hole
his previous ideas had caused.
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Hi.
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Can you get out of the way?
257
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Checkmate.
258
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Goodbye.
259
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Yuma.
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Yuma.
261
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:07,542
Yuma!
262
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Whatdo I do?
263
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:11,667
She's a rock.
264
00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:14,042
Tall, short, blonde, dark-haired,
primitive,
265
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:16,125
direct, sensitive
and with a world inside...
266
00:16:16,292 --> 00:16:17,958
My sister hasn't wavered
with any of them.
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Women.
268
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,917
No disrespect intended,
269
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,792
but I'm not exactly sure
270
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:31,792
if you're being derogatory like:
271
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,917
"Women, nobody understands them" or...
272
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,292
are suggesting that Daniela
likes women?
273
00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:38,458
Passion is like the wind.
274
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:41,208
Nobody knows which way it will blow.
275
00:16:43,417 --> 00:16:45,417
Every day I'm more convinced
that taking you out
276
00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:48,625
of that hut in the jungle
is the best thing I've ever done.
277
00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:03,125
- Are the board members seated?
- Yes.
278
00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:04,667
- And the minister?
- Yes.
279
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:06,417
- He brought his wife?
- Yes.
280
00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:08,333
- Daniela.
- You can go.
281
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:11,708
I need someone to help me
with the viability plan.
282
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,917
Which of these candidates do you like?
283
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,917
You hiring attractive women?
How strange.
284
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,833
They're not that great.
Which would you say is so...
285
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,667
attractive?
286
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:25,167
Good evening
287
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:28,833
and welcome to the Allende-Salazar
company Christmas party.
288
00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:32,500
You really had nothing better to do?
289
00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:34,667
Because at least I'm getting paid.
290
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:36,708
No!
291
00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:38,458
I'm here because...
292
00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:41,042
they're paying me.
But the rest of you
293
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,792
have come to have a nice time
294
00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:45,167
and let yourselves go.
295
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,292
But don't get too sloshed,
296
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:51,417
afterwards we have to clean the spill.
297
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,625
This is the girl who came
to heat things up?
298
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:02,333
My new assistant thought
she'd be more dynamic.
299
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:04,417
A mistake that will cost him dearly.
300
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:08,375
What is this?
301
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:11,292
The comedian we hired for the event.
302
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:13,583
We talked about a professional comedian.
303
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,958
Someone like Ellen DeGeneres
or Jimmy Fallon.
304
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:17,917
- Who is this?
- Isabel Fuentes.
305
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,750
She's highly regarded
on the underground circuit.
306
00:18:21,292 --> 00:18:22,458
Underground?
307
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:27,667
Do I look underground to you?
Do I?
308
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:29,708
Is the Allende-Salazar company
309
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:31,583
- underground to you?
- No.
310
00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:33,792
Do you even know what underground means?
311
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:35,667
That she works in the subway.
312
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:38,583
Go on, get your things.
313
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:40,563
I didn't bring anything here with me.
314
00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:43,625
Of course. How underground.
315
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:46,292
Go to the office, get your things
and leave.
316
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,167
Have them send someone else.
317
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000
Underground.
318
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:54,792
I love company
Christmas parties.
319
00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:58,167
Basically because I can drink like crazy,
320
00:18:58,333 --> 00:18:59,917
I can let my hair down,
321
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:02,083
I can be myself in front of the bosses.
322
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,667
The bad thing is the hangover
the following Monday
323
00:19:05,292 --> 00:19:07,458
in the unemployment line.
324
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:14,312
That's okay, I'll take over from here.
325
00:19:14,792 --> 00:19:16,792
- Good evening.
- Exactly.
326
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:19,667
Good evening to the man of the year,
327
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,833
Roberto Allende-Salazar.
328
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,208
Who you all know for his talent
329
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,292
for looking handsome
in the tabloids.
330
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:34,792
No, this man
331
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:37,875
and his siblings inherited
an empire,
332
00:19:38,042 --> 00:19:40,583
the Allende-Salazar company.
333
00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:45,333
Your home, your company.
334
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:49,167
And running a company isn't easy.
It takes effort,
335
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,250
sweat.
336
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:55,500
But it's so nice to see the fruit
of all that effort and work, right?
337
00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:57,875
Roberto can take the company jet
338
00:19:58,042 --> 00:20:00,292
to have a cocktail in Hawaii.
339
00:20:03,917 --> 00:20:06,208
It's too bad you broke up with Barbie.
340
00:20:06,417 --> 00:20:08,083
But I have all of your dolls.
341
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,458
I'm sure it didn't affect you.
342
00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:13,417
You're a man with self-esteem.
343
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:14,833
You can tell.
344
00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:16,667
Roberto likes himself
345
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,292
so much that in his wallet,
346
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:22,167
the ID card and driver's license
are kissing each other.
347
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:26,958
He likes himself so much
that his Instagram photos
348
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,542
like themselves.
349
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,542
Roberto isn't one of those millionaires
350
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:35,833
who compensate for a small penis
buying flashy cars.
351
00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:37,083
No.
352
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:41,583
Roberto builds ships
that are 600 feet of length.
353
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,333
That's a lot to compensate,
huh, Roberto?
354
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:57,958
And that's how I got the idea.
355
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:02,917
Of course, I didn't realize
I was fast asleep.
356
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:06,875
Thank you, good night.
357
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,500
I'm such an idiot.
358
00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:11,792
Come on, don't torture yourself.
359
00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:14,417
Look at me. I've never lasted
more than one month in a job
360
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:17,375
and here I am, doing great.
Any corn nuts left?
361
00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:22,417
They only let me do my act here
because I tend bar.
362
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:25,167
Any stand-up job I get
is important to me.
363
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,833
I'm an idiot.
364
00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:28,542
- What's wrong?
- I'm an idiot.
365
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:31,542
She had to do a stand-up act
at a company Christmas party
366
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:33,208
and ended up roasting the owner.
367
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,667
- My future ex-husband, by the way.
- Look, sweetie.
368
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,958
We're comedians. We go anywhere
the joke takes us.
369
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:41,917
Euthanasia is illegal, but there's no law
against professional suicide.
370
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,583
Professional suicide, don't exaggerate.
Any corn nuts left?
371
00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,708
Isa, I don't understand how you can be
372
00:21:46,792 --> 00:21:48,542
so funny and such a pain
at the same time.
373
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:51,625
What, you took a dig at
Roberto Allende-Salazar?
374
00:21:51,792 --> 00:21:52,667
So what?
375
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:55,667
You think he's at his mansion crying?
Of course not.
376
00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:57,083
- No?
- He's probably
377
00:21:57,167 --> 00:21:59,833
swimming in 500-euro bills
and drinking champagne.
378
00:21:59,917 --> 00:22:02,458
Rich people forget everything
in two seconds. Besides,
379
00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:04,042
you'll never see him again.
380
00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:05,917
- Never.
- Hi.
381
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,292
I have a job offer for you.
382
00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:10,417
Can we talk for a second?
383
00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:12,208
- Yes.
- No.
384
00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,708
To tell the truth, I don't like
hipster post-humor.
385
00:22:17,792 --> 00:22:21,083
It sounded like a childish way
to cover up envy, but hey.
386
00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:23,292
We all have to deal with
grade school trauma.
387
00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:24,917
And why did you come?
388
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,292
Because I don't think you're funny,
but my sister does.
389
00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:28,958
She hasn't laughed like that
in years.
390
00:22:29,042 --> 00:22:32,250
The last time was at school
when she got the math teacher fired.
391
00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:33,792
So I want you to seduce her.
392
00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:36,167
- What?
- I've told you a thousand times.
393
00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:38,292
Your style has a lot of personality.
394
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,958
But it's a fine line between
hip and dyke.
395
00:22:41,042 --> 00:22:42,958
Allow me to introduce myself.
396
00:22:43,042 --> 00:22:44,167
Alexia, nice to meet you.
397
00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:46,333
I'm Alex. Hers is the only
different name.
398
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:50,667
This is a serious job like any other.
Here's the contract.
399
00:22:51,292 --> 00:22:52,572
If your girlfriend doesn't mind.
400
00:22:52,667 --> 00:22:55,083
Me? No, I like men. A lot.
401
00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:58,458
Especially dark, elegant and classy men.
402
00:22:58,625 --> 00:23:00,042
Pretty much like you.
403
00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:02,792
- More than pretty much.
- Same goes for me.
404
00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:05,917
- Can you give us a second?
- Oh, yeah. Sorry.
405
00:23:09,167 --> 00:23:10,167
Bye.
406
00:23:16,042 --> 00:23:17,167
Basically it says
407
00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:19,667
you'll be my employee
for a period of 3 weeks.
408
00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:22,042
You'll have to do anything I say,
including,
409
00:23:22,125 --> 00:23:24,125
but not limited to, questions of seduction,
410
00:23:24,292 --> 00:23:27,208
undergo exhaustive sophistication
training and a possible make-over.
411
00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:29,625
Is that really how rich people hook up?
412
00:23:29,792 --> 00:23:32,667
Tell your sister to go on Tinder.
Or to buy the company.
413
00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:35,667
My sister has nothing to do with this.
In fact, she can't know.
414
00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:39,292
It's all in the contract. I can pay someone
to read it to you if you want.
415
00:23:39,958 --> 00:23:41,708
No amount of money in the world
416
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:43,167
will make me accept this.
417
00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:44,708
I'm not offering you money.
418
00:23:44,792 --> 00:23:46,458
I'm going to make your dream true.
419
00:23:46,542 --> 00:23:48,958
And I don't mean me.
I'm every woman's dream.
420
00:23:49,125 --> 00:23:50,708
Well, 80% of women.
421
00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:52,792
You lesbians make up
the other 20%.
422
00:23:52,958 --> 00:23:55,542
Though genetically
my sister should be your dream.
423
00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:58,667
So I might make two of your dreams
come true. You're welcome.
424
00:23:59,625 --> 00:24:04,125
Your brain and tongue are in love
and they left out your ears, right?
425
00:24:04,208 --> 00:24:06,542
If you don't mind,
I have an empty bar to tend.
426
00:24:06,625 --> 00:24:07,917
I don't think you get it.
427
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,708
I won't insult you with a money offer.
428
00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:12,042
You obviously don't care about money,
I can tell.
429
00:24:12,458 --> 00:24:13,542
But as an artist
430
00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:15,375
you have a dream
I can make come true.
431
00:24:15,542 --> 00:24:19,167
Woman, comedian, thirtysomething...
You think success is around the corner?
432
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:22,583
I have money and contacts
to produce series, films, programs,
433
00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:25,792
host the Goyas, the Feroz,
marketing campaigns so aggressive
434
00:24:25,875 --> 00:24:28,792
a monologue goes viral
in every corner of the country.
435
00:24:28,958 --> 00:24:30,833
I can make you so big
436
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,250
even Seinfeld from the 90's
will be jealous of you.
437
00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:36,958
What do you say?
438
00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:41,292
How do I know you're telling
the truth?
439
00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:44,292
Contracts with a TV channel
I have shares in
440
00:24:44,375 --> 00:24:46,792
for two films and a late show,
all starring
441
00:24:46,875 --> 00:24:48,667
a woman comedian.
442
00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:51,708
Isabel, can I get a drink?
443
00:24:53,417 --> 00:24:56,458
If you're going to seduce someone
professionally,
444
00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:59,458
you need a good make-over,
like "Pretty Woman."
445
00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:03,958
But if it's for a lesbian, an "ugly woman"
make-over might be better.
446
00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:06,167
Your lesbophobic jokes
are the worst.
447
00:25:06,833 --> 00:25:08,583
First, the word is lesbophobe.
448
00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:11,292
Second, lesbians love my lesbian jokes
more than anyone.
449
00:25:11,458 --> 00:25:12,708
I do lots of trucker bars.
450
00:25:13,708 --> 00:25:14,792
How cute!
451
00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:16,083
Can I borrow it?
452
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:17,792
- Will you help me or not?
- Of course.
453
00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:19,542
That's what we're doing.
454
00:25:19,708 --> 00:25:22,417
I have an infallible tactic
for picking someone up.
455
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,625
- Cleavage.
- Don't be vulgar.
456
00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:26,083
Jägermeister.
457
00:25:26,167 --> 00:25:29,083
A little for you and a lot for her.
Never fails.
458
00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:32,167
I need to seduce her,
not steal her liver.
459
00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:34,667
Girls, I'm the expert here
in seducing women.
460
00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:37,292
What? Who are you going to listen to,
461
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:41,458
Miss Jägermeister and her running
of the bulls seduction tactics or me?
462
00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:44,917
I can teach you to make eyes
like Marlene Dietrich,
463
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,125
to tone down your humor and be
charming like Katharine Hepburn
464
00:25:48,292 --> 00:25:49,875
or the mystery of Greta Garbo.
465
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,667
To learn from the most
prestigious lesbians.
466
00:25:52,750 --> 00:25:54,630
Katharine Hepburn and Greta Garbo
were lesbians?
467
00:25:55,042 --> 00:25:56,583
Good lord, you have so much to learn.
468
00:25:57,167 --> 00:25:59,167
Well, I'm not going to study.
469
00:26:00,917 --> 00:26:03,542
These are Dan iela's favorite books.
Study them.
470
00:26:03,875 --> 00:26:07,625
She subscribes to these magazines:
Interior design, architecture and fashion.
471
00:26:07,708 --> 00:26:10,042
Fashion is something
people with style
472
00:26:10,125 --> 00:26:11,417
consider when they dress.
473
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:14,542
Are you after my comedian job?
474
00:26:14,625 --> 00:26:16,167
What comedian job?
475
00:26:21,417 --> 00:26:24,167
Let's get to work. Time is gold
and my gold is paying for your time.
476
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:25,917
Okay, Fort Knox.
477
00:26:28,375 --> 00:26:29,375
What are you doing?
478
00:26:30,792 --> 00:26:33,875
Read those books at home,
they're your homework.
479
00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:36,583
Today we're doing analysis.
A thorough study
480
00:26:36,667 --> 00:26:38,542
of the best romantic comedies
481
00:26:38,625 --> 00:26:41,167
to prepare an infallible plan of conquest.
482
00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:44,292
I heard a little Jägermeister
does the trick.
483
00:26:45,958 --> 00:26:46,958
Take this.
484
00:26:48,042 --> 00:26:49,292
I have to starta diary?
485
00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:52,292
No, we're taking notes.
Take this seriously, it's important.
486
00:26:52,958 --> 00:26:55,833
Okay. Notes, take it seriously,
no Jägermeister.
487
00:26:55,917 --> 00:26:57,208
Will you take it seriously?
488
00:26:57,292 --> 00:26:58,542
Totally.
489
00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:00,833
I'm just a girl
490
00:27:03,333 --> 00:27:04,667
in front of a boy
491
00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:09,833
asking him to love her.
492
00:27:14,917 --> 00:27:15,958
Goodbye.
493
00:27:21,125 --> 00:27:22,125
Isabel.
494
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:25,000
- Isabel!
- Yeah, sorry.
495
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:27,833
I was processing the information.
496
00:27:28,792 --> 00:27:29,875
Okay.
497
00:27:29,958 --> 00:27:33,292
Considering the differences between
a dessert fork and a fruit fork,
498
00:27:33,375 --> 00:27:35,542
which is the dessert fork?
499
00:27:36,417 --> 00:27:37,417
Snails.
500
00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:40,375
Oysters.
501
00:27:40,667 --> 00:27:42,667
I really don't get you rich people.
502
00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:45,583
You pay the price of gold
for disgusting things
503
00:27:45,667 --> 00:27:47,083
nobody would want for free.
504
00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:50,292
But since they're expensive,
you think you're special for eating them.
505
00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:52,083
And you fall in the trap.
506
00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:56,167
Are you saying this tastes better
than a Spanish omelet?
507
00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:58,375
Oysters are an exquisite delicacy.
508
00:27:58,750 --> 00:27:59,667
Look at Yuma.
509
00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:01,470
- He hasn't touched it.
- Don't be ignorant.
510
00:28:01,542 --> 00:28:03,250
Yuma is a raw vegan.
511
00:28:05,792 --> 00:28:08,417
And I'm an ovo-lacto vegetarian.
512
00:28:20,875 --> 00:28:22,042
You know I'm right.
513
00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:24,625
I hope Social Security covers
a shortsightedness operation
514
00:28:24,792 --> 00:28:26,292
because you need one.
515
00:28:26,375 --> 00:28:28,250
Right. Okay.
516
00:28:28,417 --> 00:28:30,708
After the wonderful world of forks,
517
00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:32,417
what's the next super-interesting
518
00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:34,083
super-fun rich people thing
519
00:28:34,167 --> 00:28:36,708
we're going to do?
Go to the opera?
520
00:28:57,542 --> 00:28:58,958
Come on, we're late.
521
00:28:59,125 --> 00:29:01,000
Yeah, sorry. I got held up.
522
00:29:02,667 --> 00:29:03,833
And the dress I sent you?
523
00:29:03,917 --> 00:29:06,583
Very nice, thanks.
I'll wear it on New Year's.
524
00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:08,351
It was for tonight.
Why didn't you wear it?
525
00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:10,417
A little too much for a concert, no?
526
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:13,458
A concert? This is the opera.
You have to dress appropriately.
527
00:29:13,625 --> 00:29:17,167
Yeah, I see you're dressed perfectly
for an opera. In 1870.
528
00:29:17,708 --> 00:29:18,833
Today's the centenary.
529
00:29:18,917 --> 00:29:19,958
Of your suit?
530
00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:22,458
Let's go inside.
531
00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:25,042
Come on!
532
00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:26,417
Yeah, yeah.
533
00:29:40,208 --> 00:29:43,583
Yeah, I was processing the song.
534
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:45,292
I agree.
535
00:29:45,375 --> 00:29:46,417
Will you watch?
536
00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:48,042
Yes!
537
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:58,125
When it was over I wanted to shout
"encore, encore!"
538
00:29:58,417 --> 00:30:00,792
Can you imagine if everyone
would have joined me?
539
00:30:00,958 --> 00:30:02,292
- Roberto, how are you?
- Manuel.
540
00:30:02,458 --> 00:30:04,333
I heard you're going to San Francisco.
541
00:30:04,417 --> 00:30:05,792
Your outfit is very amusing.
542
00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:08,542
Very.., modern.
543
00:30:08,625 --> 00:30:12,125
Yeah? It's a French designer.
544
00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:13,625
Bershka.
545
00:30:14,167 --> 00:30:15,375
Oh, right.
546
00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:18,292
She's the reason
you're going to lose the bet.
547
00:30:18,375 --> 00:30:19,415
- Goodbye.
- See you later.
548
00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:20,500
Bye!
549
00:30:20,542 --> 00:30:21,708
A woman?
550
00:30:21,792 --> 00:30:24,458
But Daniela isn't... Is she?
551
00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:29,708
Well, okay. But if I had to pick
a girl,
552
00:30:29,875 --> 00:30:31,958
I would have gone with something
a little classier.
553
00:30:32,042 --> 00:30:33,292
Hello, I'm right here.
554
00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:34,917
Oh, you're banging her, right?
555
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,708
Go to the opera,
a little shopping later...
556
00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:39,667
You're doing a "Pretty Woman," right?
557
00:30:39,833 --> 00:30:41,167
I can see she's from the hood.
558
00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:44,083
I see your brother is an officer
but not a gentleman.
559
00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:46,083
I'm going back to the hood.
560
00:30:48,417 --> 00:30:49,667
What a temper.
561
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,458
Looks like bikes are good for transport
and learning karate.
562
00:31:06,625 --> 00:31:09,083
This is how people from the hood do it.
563
00:31:10,333 --> 00:31:11,750
Pay no attention to my brother.
564
00:31:11,917 --> 00:31:13,833
He's kind of a schmuck sometimes.
565
00:31:13,917 --> 00:31:17,500
You're the one giving me protocol classes and
sending me clothes to dress to your liking.
566
00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:20,292
If you don't think I'm good enough
for your sister,
567
00:31:20,458 --> 00:31:21,583
why did you hire me?
568
00:31:21,667 --> 00:31:25,208
Because you're funny, smart
and the only one who made her laugh.
569
00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:27,958
Now we have to find
a good situation
570
00:31:28,042 --> 00:31:30,083
for you and Dan iela to meet
for the first time.
571
00:31:30,250 --> 00:31:32,500
It has to be like in romantic comedies.
572
00:31:32,667 --> 00:31:35,083
Casual but awkward and tender
at the same time.
573
00:31:35,167 --> 00:31:38,167
Should I spill juice on her
like in "Notting Hill"?
574
00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:42,417
No. We have to use something she likes
to seduce her. Opera, chess...
575
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,583
Perfect. III hit her with a chess board.
576
00:31:44,667 --> 00:31:46,292
No. Equestrian.
577
00:31:47,875 --> 00:31:48,958
Golf.
578
00:31:49,458 --> 00:31:50,292
- Polo.
- Roberto...
579
00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:52,583
- Sailing?
- It doesn't have to be snobby.
580
00:31:52,958 --> 00:31:54,667
Okay, okay, okay.
581
00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,083
I've got it.
582
00:31:59,458 --> 00:32:00,542
Sensitivity to art.
583
00:32:00,625 --> 00:32:02,042
Oh, I have a friend who's
584
00:32:02,125 --> 00:32:03,125
- an illustrator...
- No.
585
00:32:03,167 --> 00:32:04,917
Tomorrow there's a private inauguration
586
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,458
in a gallery with a select group
of collectors.
587
00:32:07,958 --> 00:32:09,083
Great idea.
588
00:32:15,750 --> 00:32:17,458
I have a confession to make.
589
00:32:17,542 --> 00:32:19,917
I'm a rich people racist.
590
00:32:21,292 --> 00:32:22,792
A "rich-phobe."
591
00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:26,708
Yeah, laugh, but they give me the creeps.
592
00:32:27,750 --> 00:32:31,042
It's actually not normal to be
a "rich-phobe" like me.
593
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:34,500
Normally we're fascinated by them.
594
00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:37,500
Admit it.
595
00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:43,167
If they pay their taxes and don't cheat
the IRS, we think they're heroes.
596
00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:45,917
"The other day I met Ama ncio Ortega."
597
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:47,792
"Yeah? What was he like?"
598
00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:50,417
"Totally normal."
599
00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:55,833
Sure. Poor people aren't satisfied
with being normal.
600
00:32:56,125 --> 00:32:59,458
We have to be smart or nice
or charismatic, right?
601
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:02,500
Nobody says about their friend Marta:
602
00:33:03,083 --> 00:33:06,250
"My friend Marta is totally normal."
603
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:09,417
If your friend Marta is totally normal,
604
00:33:09,875 --> 00:33:12,583
it means she's boring as shit.
605
00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:16,250
Well?
606
00:33:17,708 --> 00:33:18,417
Well, what?
607
00:33:18,583 --> 00:33:20,875
How's the "Pretty Woman" thing going?
608
00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:22,167
Wonderfully.
609
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,958
Yeah, you look much more refined.
610
00:33:24,042 --> 00:33:26,542
Like Lady Di, Jackie 0, Kendall J...
611
00:33:26,625 --> 00:33:28,292
Yeah, I'm all elegance now.
612
00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:31,792
Oh, by the way, I took the dress
613
00:33:31,875 --> 00:33:33,583
my future ex-husband sent you.
614
00:33:33,667 --> 00:33:36,167
The idiot sends me a dress
to wear to the opera.
615
00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:39,167
Like I don't know how to dress.
And it was long,
616
00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:40,417
red, like for a wedding
617
00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:42,333
- or New Year's.
- No, it wasn't red.
618
00:33:42,417 --> 00:33:44,042
It's this one. It came with a note
619
00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:47,042
that said: "Dress for the art gallery."
620
00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:48,500
And since I'm a monument...
621
00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:51,208
The guy is such a pain.
622
00:33:51,625 --> 00:33:53,875
At least he isn't making you study now.
623
00:33:56,042 --> 00:33:59,917
These are the artists we just saw
in the gallery. Learn them in order.
624
00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:02,167
My sister will be invited
to come here.
625
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:04,375
You'll be admiring the beauty
of the works of art
626
00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:07,958
and when you casually begin to speak,
you'll amaze her with your knowledge.
627
00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:11,917
Sure, don Juan's infallible
seduction technique:
628
00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:14,000
An oral exam on art history.
629
00:34:14,167 --> 00:34:17,583
I added a book about Rothko.
She loves abstract expressionism.
630
00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:20,625
- Who doesn't?
- Of course.
631
00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:23,958
Seriously, I don't get this plan of yours.
632
00:34:24,125 --> 00:34:26,125
You don't have to get it,
just follow it.
633
00:34:26,292 --> 00:34:28,458
Okay, let's watch romantic comedies.
634
00:34:28,625 --> 00:34:29,625
More?
635
00:34:29,750 --> 00:34:31,958
We've been watching
romantic movies for 3 days.
636
00:34:32,125 --> 00:34:34,583
- None that we've seen works for you?
- No.
637
00:34:35,250 --> 00:34:38,125
- You know the part they never show?
- What?
638
00:34:38,917 --> 00:34:41,667
That after the first date,
she goes home
639
00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:43,417
and he jerks off.
640
00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:45,625
Hugh Grant goes in the bathroom
and beats off.
641
00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:48,542
Come on, don't be crude.
We're not all monkeys.
642
00:34:48,708 --> 00:34:51,000
What's wrong with it?
Why isn't that romantic?
643
00:34:51,167 --> 00:34:54,833
Does him jerking off while thinking
about her mean he doesn't deserve her?
644
00:34:55,083 --> 00:34:57,000
I'd feel flattered.
645
00:34:57,417 --> 00:35:01,292
And you think she doesn't masturbate?
Sure she does, they both do.
646
00:35:01,542 --> 00:35:04,333
They don't know it, but they're
making love from a distance.
647
00:35:04,625 --> 00:35:07,083
But no, they expect us to believe
648
00:35:07,250 --> 00:35:09,542
they both go home
to gaze at the stars.
649
00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:12,917
What, nobody wants to fuck
Julia Roberts or Hugh Grant?
650
00:35:13,458 --> 00:35:16,500
Well, not the present day Hugh Grant,
the one from "Notting Hill."
651
00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:18,548
And the one from
"Four Weddings and a Funeral"?
652
00:35:18,667 --> 00:35:21,333
I'd check under that hood too.
653
00:35:21,417 --> 00:35:23,292
If I was heterosexual, of course.
654
00:35:23,375 --> 00:35:25,792
What about Julia Roberts
in "My Best Friend's Wedding"?
655
00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:27,667
Under the hood. You?
656
00:35:27,833 --> 00:35:29,792
Oil change and everything.
657
00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:31,750
And in "Erin Brockovich"?
658
00:35:31,917 --> 00:35:35,292
A woman, with power,
defying multinationals...
659
00:35:35,375 --> 00:35:38,667
Full oil change and a platinum card.
You?
660
00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:40,667
Miniskirt and an environmental activist?
Always.
661
00:35:42,167 --> 00:35:43,542
And in "Pretty Woman"?
662
00:35:43,625 --> 00:35:45,417
She's from the hood in that one.
663
00:35:51,792 --> 00:35:53,583
For a second I thought
my joke bothered you.
664
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:56,958
Not at all. I loved it.
665
00:36:00,750 --> 00:36:01,917
I have to go.
666
00:36:03,292 --> 00:36:06,167
Weren't you going to give me
one of your protocol classes?
667
00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:09,351
I can't. I'm going to the TED Talks in
San Francisco. Renewables are stagnating,
668
00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:10,958
people need inspiration.
669
00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:13,542
And what are you going to do?
670
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,333
Go to Primark to buy panties.
671
00:36:16,583 --> 00:36:19,208
But after the San Francisco thing
that sounds a little
672
00:36:19,292 --> 00:36:20,292
- tacky, huh?
- Yeah.
673
00:36:20,375 --> 00:36:21,375
Okay.
674
00:36:22,333 --> 00:36:25,792
Luis, put all this on my tab. This bar
is like my home, order anything you want.
675
00:36:26,875 --> 00:36:29,208
Luis, Cutty Sark with ginger ale.
676
00:36:29,625 --> 00:36:32,125
Make it three.
I'm going to invite two friends.
677
00:36:32,292 --> 00:36:34,042
- Is that okay?
- Sure.
678
00:36:37,167 --> 00:36:38,667
Yeah, my cell phone is too old.
679
00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:41,500
I bet yours is a transformer
half spaceship, half food processor.
680
00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:45,708
But I think it's crazy to change phones
every six months. The planet will end up
681
00:36:45,792 --> 00:36:47,542
being a pile of thrown away furniture.
682
00:36:47,625 --> 00:36:49,958
I totally agree.
I always say the same thing.
683
00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:53,042
Programmed obsolescence
is evil...
684
00:36:53,125 --> 00:36:54,792
Steel bird is waiting.
685
00:36:56,125 --> 00:36:58,018
It's not that Yuma doesn't know
what an airplane is.
686
00:36:58,042 --> 00:37:00,417
That's the name of the company jet.
I named it.
687
00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:03,250
Yuma, if you keep showing up like that,
you'll scare me to death.
688
00:37:03,417 --> 00:37:05,958
I don't know if your sister
is into necrophilia.
689
00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:07,917
I'll see you in 48 hours.
690
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,292
- Study!
- I will.
691
00:37:13,125 --> 00:37:15,917
Alexia, I have an open tab
in a super-posh bar.
692
00:37:16,125 --> 00:37:17,208
Be careful.
693
00:37:17,292 --> 00:37:19,208
You start with a few free drinks
694
00:37:19,375 --> 00:37:20,792
and you know how you end up.
695
00:37:21,792 --> 00:37:23,667
How do I end up? A hooker?
696
00:37:23,750 --> 00:37:26,458
Hey, we both know you already are.
697
00:37:27,625 --> 00:37:29,500
But no offense, I'm not judging you.
698
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,292
We've all been through that.
699
00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:32,292
What?
700
00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:35,042
When I was young I went to Ibiza
to live it up.
701
00:37:35,125 --> 00:37:37,667
Lots of parties, spending...
And in the end,
702
00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:39,083
it's logical.
703
00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:42,083
I had to prostitute myself.
High class prostitution.
704
00:37:42,583 --> 00:37:43,667
And that's where I met
705
00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:45,792
Jacqueline. Jacqueline!
706
00:37:46,542 --> 00:37:47,917
Why do you whisper her name?
707
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,458
Jacqueline!
708
00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:52,292
Where's the bathroom?
709
00:37:52,375 --> 00:37:53,708
- Over there.
- Great.
710
00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:59,042
No. It's... Oh.
A kleptomaniac. Fine.
711
00:38:01,167 --> 00:38:03,792
Alexia, I have an open tab
in a super-posh bar.
712
00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:05,542
I ordered you a drink,
but they have
713
00:38:05,625 --> 00:38:08,333
a wine that... Damn, fuck me!
714
00:38:09,542 --> 00:38:10,542
Sorry.
715
00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:14,292
I think you left a white spot.
716
00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:16,292
I'm so sorry, I'm the worst.
717
00:38:16,375 --> 00:38:19,458
Don't worry about it.
It's okay. Look.
718
00:38:25,667 --> 00:38:27,167
You see?
719
00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:29,476
You need to be more
of a perfectionist with these things.
720
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:31,167
That's true.
721
00:38:31,750 --> 00:38:33,917
Aren't you the one from
my company's Christmas party?
722
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,917
Yeah. It was good, huh?
723
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:43,500
Do you want my shirt?
724
00:38:43,542 --> 00:38:44,667
No.
725
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:47,458
Please. I would feel much better
726
00:38:47,542 --> 00:38:49,742
- if you let me help you.
- No, really. I'm sure you love
727
00:38:49,792 --> 00:38:52,667
that shirt. It must have been
very hard to find.
728
00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:54,042
On sale.
729
00:38:58,625 --> 00:39:00,167
I need clothes right now.
730
00:39:00,625 --> 00:39:04,042
Yeah, talk to Rosita.
One of the white Hermes shirts.
731
00:39:05,042 --> 00:39:08,042
Tell your girlfriend
I'm with the Italian consul
732
00:39:08,208 --> 00:39:10,417
and celebrate your anniversary
another day.
733
00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:12,708
What?
734
00:39:12,875 --> 00:39:15,417
Some things in life are more
important than what?
735
00:39:16,750 --> 00:39:20,250
Look, honey, I hope those things
aren't on your desk in your office
736
00:39:20,417 --> 00:39:23,292
because I'm having the security guard
get your things
737
00:39:23,625 --> 00:39:25,250
and throw them in the garbage.
738
00:39:31,833 --> 00:39:32,917
The sale begins.
739
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:38,417
You're going to laugh,
740
00:39:38,917 --> 00:39:41,583
but that shirt...
I didn't buy it on sale.
741
00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:43,792
I bought it in Paris when I was
742
00:39:44,292 --> 00:39:45,292
at the opera.
743
00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:56,226
- What are you doing?
- No, what are you doing?
744
00:39:56,250 --> 00:39:58,583
You were going to attack me, huh?
The wine was a scam.
745
00:39:58,667 --> 00:39:59,792
Where's the chloroform?
746
00:40:01,083 --> 00:40:04,292
What chloroform?
You had wine on your neck.
747
00:40:05,542 --> 00:40:06,667
And I was trying to flirt.
748
00:40:07,458 --> 00:40:08,917
A little.
749
00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:12,250
Well...
750
00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:14,583
Thanks, I guess.
751
00:40:15,083 --> 00:40:16,250
You're welcome.
752
00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:18,375
Hey.
753
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,792
- You're not giving me your number?
- What?
754
00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:24,667
To give you back your shirt
when it's clean.
755
00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:29,417
Here's my office number.
756
00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:30,667
They'll handle it.
757
00:40:35,917 --> 00:40:37,667
- Yes?
- Dry cleaning service.
758
00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:01,333
You're not from the dry cleaners.
759
00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:05,167
True. I'm Isabel, a friend of Daniela's.
I brought her shirt.
760
00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:06,792
Oh, yes. Thank you.
761
00:41:07,208 --> 00:41:08,542
Can I give it to her?
762
00:41:10,042 --> 00:41:11,042
She has one of mine.
763
00:41:11,708 --> 00:41:13,042
I'll bring it to you.
764
00:41:15,625 --> 00:41:16,625
Wait here.
765
00:41:19,208 --> 00:41:21,667
Wait here without moving.
766
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:24,667
Good.
767
00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:26,750
Daniela!
768
00:41:29,667 --> 00:41:30,667
What's up?
769
00:41:34,375 --> 00:41:35,917
Boxer.
770
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,625
Oh, thanks.
771
00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:41,643
Your maid almost wouldn't let me in,
can you believe it?
772
00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:43,417
I don't see why not.
773
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:48,125
Because you gave us this photo
and said not to let her in.
774
00:41:48,208 --> 00:41:50,042
Hey, someone looked me up
on Facebook.
775
00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:54,042
You just lost your job
all by your little self.
776
00:41:54,208 --> 00:41:56,292
Get your things and leave.
777
00:41:59,167 --> 00:42:02,542
I need to start hiring people
with their stuff ready to go.
778
00:42:04,083 --> 00:42:06,292
Okay, I should come back some other time.
779
00:42:06,375 --> 00:42:09,042
Come back, why?
You have your shirt.
780
00:42:09,458 --> 00:42:11,667
- Leave.
- You're making this pretty hard.
781
00:42:12,167 --> 00:42:13,167
Making what hard?
782
00:42:13,958 --> 00:42:16,875
Dealing with you.
Talking like a normal person.
783
00:42:17,083 --> 00:42:20,458
I brought you your shirt personally,
I washed it and ironed it.
784
00:42:20,542 --> 00:42:22,208
Me, ironing!
785
00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:23,417
You're right.
786
00:42:23,792 --> 00:42:26,417
- Coffee?
- Coffee would be great.
787
00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:29,333
Okay, you'll have to make it
since Rosita is leaving.
788
00:42:29,750 --> 00:42:32,250
The kitchen is there. I'm going to shower.
When you're done,
789
00:42:32,417 --> 00:42:35,000
get your things and leave.
790
00:42:45,417 --> 00:42:46,583
You're still here.
791
00:42:47,292 --> 00:42:49,458
Yeah, I just...
792
00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:51,833
I got distracted
by your chessboard.
793
00:42:52,042 --> 00:42:53,833
It's beautiful.
794
00:42:53,917 --> 00:42:57,417
But I never understood the castle thing.
795
00:42:57,625 --> 00:42:59,542
How does that work exactly?
796
00:42:59,625 --> 00:43:01,417
Look it up on the Internet.
797
00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:05,542
Look.
798
00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:07,833
Someone even more annoying than you.
799
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,583
When she gets tired of ringing
and leaves, get out.
800
00:43:10,667 --> 00:43:12,958
If you go now,
she'll think you're letting her in.
801
00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:14,333
You're kicking me out?
802
00:43:14,417 --> 00:43:16,958
No, I already did,
but you don't seem to get it.
803
00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:20,167
Is she a close friend?
804
00:43:20,583 --> 00:43:22,917
A friend. No, a decorator.
805
00:43:23,083 --> 00:43:25,667
The daughter of a shareholder.
She insists on redecorating
806
00:43:25,750 --> 00:43:28,542
my house. She drives me nuts
just to change a curtain.
807
00:43:28,625 --> 00:43:31,458
Fabric samples, a moodboard...
808
00:43:33,417 --> 00:43:34,417
No.
809
00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:36,500
No, no, no, no.
810
00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:38,917
Shit!
811
00:43:43,083 --> 00:43:45,000
Daniel ita!
812
00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:46,792
Hi.
813
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000
Hi!
814
00:43:49,208 --> 00:43:50,292
Hi.
815
00:43:52,208 --> 00:43:54,083
I'm Carolina Valle de Tejada.
816
00:43:54,250 --> 00:43:57,375
- How are you?
- Great. I'm Isabel.
817
00:43:57,583 --> 00:44:00,167
Isabel Guardians of the Dark Tower.
818
00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:01,417
It's compound.
819
00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:03,833
Daniela asked me to advise
the remodeling job.
820
00:44:03,917 --> 00:44:05,417
Are you an interior designer?
821
00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:07,417
No, I'm her friend.
822
00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:09,792
Very close. The typical friend
823
00:44:09,875 --> 00:44:12,208
who says: "Daniela, I don't see it."
824
00:44:12,375 --> 00:44:14,208
And she decides not to remodel.
825
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:17,292
I trust anything she says.
826
00:44:18,292 --> 00:44:20,417
If you want, I'll show you
what we have in mind.
827
00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:22,542
Sure, I'll follow you.
828
00:44:22,625 --> 00:44:23,750
Come on.
829
00:44:26,792 --> 00:44:29,292
And here we have the gym.
830
00:44:29,542 --> 00:44:30,958
What a pretty gym.
831
00:44:31,125 --> 00:44:34,208
- We don't want it.
- Oh, no, you're right. Gone.
832
00:44:34,375 --> 00:44:36,042
You've seen Daniela's body.
833
00:44:36,208 --> 00:44:38,375
Well, spectacular.
834
00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:42,250
So what were you thinking of doing?
835
00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:44,417
A sadomasochistic dungeon.
836
00:44:44,875 --> 00:44:49,542
But not just any dungeon.
The dungeon.
837
00:44:50,375 --> 00:44:53,000
Yeah, I want something very sordid.
838
00:44:53,792 --> 00:44:57,667
That when you walk in,
it shouts "torture."
839
00:44:58,208 --> 00:45:00,208
Maybe the word is "medieval.'"
840
00:45:00,375 --> 00:45:02,708
Yeah, exactly. Medieval.
841
00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:10,083
You're right, since the room
is completely isolated,
842
00:45:10,292 --> 00:45:13,125
it doesn't need to match
the rest of the house. No problem.
843
00:45:13,292 --> 00:45:17,167
Perfect. Look, here we wanted to put
844
00:45:18,167 --> 00:45:19,458
some shackles.
845
00:45:19,917 --> 00:45:21,167
You know what I mean.
846
00:45:21,833 --> 00:45:24,292
And here a whipping area.
847
00:45:27,375 --> 00:45:32,000
Here a swing,
a swing is always nice.
848
00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:35,917
And maybe the rack in the middle.
849
00:45:36,875 --> 00:45:40,750
No, the rack not here because I want it
next to the drill.
850
00:45:41,250 --> 00:45:42,750
Interesting.
851
00:45:43,792 --> 00:45:45,167
What do you think?
852
00:45:47,750 --> 00:45:49,083
It's possible.
853
00:45:49,250 --> 00:45:52,250
But don't hold back.
I want you to contribute,
854
00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:56,250
to be creative. When the dungeon
is finished,
855
00:45:56,417 --> 00:45:58,375
I want you to feel like it's yours.
856
00:46:00,583 --> 00:46:03,792
Okay, I'll have to do a little...
857
00:46:04,667 --> 00:46:05,792
research.
858
00:46:05,875 --> 00:46:08,958
Here. Choose a fabric
for the whip cabinet.
859
00:46:09,125 --> 00:46:10,042
Okay.
860
00:46:10,125 --> 00:46:11,765
I'll send you a moodboard
for inspiration.
861
00:46:11,792 --> 00:46:13,042
No, I know the subject.
862
00:46:15,958 --> 00:46:17,042
Thanks.
863
00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:19,667
- That was actually...
- Fun?
864
00:46:20,292 --> 00:46:22,542
Yeah. It was fun.
865
00:46:23,375 --> 00:46:24,667
And that's when you kiss her.
866
00:46:24,750 --> 00:46:26,167
What? No.
867
00:46:26,333 --> 00:46:28,333
How could you let a chance
like this get away?
868
00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:32,333
You can't just jump in like that.
You have to let these things breathe.
869
00:46:32,750 --> 00:46:36,167
If it were up to you, I'd still be
telling her about Rothko paintings.
870
00:46:36,333 --> 00:46:38,333
And who got her phone number?
871
00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:40,333
- You want a medal?
- Yes.
872
00:46:41,042 --> 00:46:42,458
You haven't seen her again.
873
00:46:42,625 --> 00:46:44,708
Or called or written.
We need to attack.
874
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,042
I'll send her a WhatsApp.
875
00:46:46,208 --> 00:46:48,292
We need to be subtle.
She has to see you thought
876
00:46:48,375 --> 00:46:49,792
about her, but not seem desperate.
877
00:46:49,958 --> 00:46:53,208
We need something you have in common
and make a random reference, then...
878
00:46:53,583 --> 00:46:55,292
Hey, you can stop mansplaining.
879
00:46:55,375 --> 00:46:56,833
I just wrote her.
880
00:46:58,917 --> 00:47:02,042
"Hey, homegirl?" Three emoticons?
You really sent this to my sister?
881
00:47:02,208 --> 00:47:03,292
Sure.
882
00:47:06,125 --> 00:47:07,792
HI!!!
883
00:47:11,917 --> 00:47:13,458
"What a laugh the other day."
884
00:47:13,625 --> 00:47:15,583
Castle emoticon, shield emoticon,
885
00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:19,125
chains emoticon,
crying of laughter emoticon.
886
00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:20,708
What do you say?
887
00:47:21,917 --> 00:47:22,917
Send.
888
00:47:28,250 --> 00:47:29,542
She's not answering.
889
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,833
Maybe she hasn't seen it yet.
890
00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:33,458
Sir.
891
00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:35,542
Miss Daniela is coming in.
892
00:47:35,625 --> 00:47:37,333
Shit, you have to hide.
893
00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:38,792
Where?
894
00:47:45,750 --> 00:47:47,708
Where? This place is too transparent.
895
00:47:51,333 --> 00:47:52,792
Of course, you couldn't
896
00:47:52,875 --> 00:47:55,333
- not have a panic room.
- Yes, yes, yes.
897
00:48:00,917 --> 00:48:02,792
The shareholder meeting
is in 2 weeks
898
00:48:02,958 --> 00:48:04,958
and still no feedback
on my viability plan.
899
00:48:05,125 --> 00:48:07,500
Ask the factories you want to close
for feedback.
900
00:48:07,667 --> 00:48:11,167
No, I'll ask the people who won't lose
their jobs thanks to a smart company plan.
901
00:48:11,333 --> 00:48:13,792
No, why don't you ask...?
902
00:48:15,583 --> 00:48:16,583
Shit.
903
00:48:20,750 --> 00:48:25,500
And, finally, here. I spoke to San Sebastian
and we're merging the two factories.
904
00:48:33,125 --> 00:48:34,125
What are you doing?
905
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:35,500
Nothing.
906
00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:41,958
- Are you writing someone?
- No.
907
00:48:42,125 --> 00:48:44,042
You just sent a message, I saw you.
Why deny it?
908
00:48:44,208 --> 00:48:45,958
Someone special? Someone you like?
909
00:48:47,208 --> 00:48:49,167
You don't understand
how interrogation works.
910
00:48:49,250 --> 00:48:50,934
The one getting tortured
doesn't ask the questions!
911
00:48:50,958 --> 00:48:52,792
You're impossible to talk to.
912
00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:54,917
But I didn't say anything.
913
00:48:55,250 --> 00:48:58,625
- Who is it? Do I know him?
- We'd better stop here.
914
00:48:59,167 --> 00:49:00,583
We'll finish tomorrow.
915
00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:02,833
Why are you so upset now?
916
00:49:17,708 --> 00:49:18,792
What have you got there?
917
00:49:18,875 --> 00:49:20,958
Me? Nothing.
918
00:49:22,958 --> 00:49:23,958
Isabel...
919
00:49:25,458 --> 00:49:28,083
Everything in this room is important.
920
00:49:29,833 --> 00:49:31,208
What did you take?
921
00:49:34,458 --> 00:49:36,542
What would a bathroom have cost?
922
00:49:45,417 --> 00:49:48,417
What did you talk about?
Where's my phone? Did she answer?
923
00:49:48,583 --> 00:49:50,223
Company stuff.
I have it and she answered.
924
00:49:50,250 --> 00:49:51,458
What did she say?
925
00:49:51,875 --> 00:49:55,083
Laughter, demon and bat emoticons.
Do lesbians talk?
926
00:49:55,458 --> 00:49:58,667
You took too long to answer.
She's probably annoyed, we need to act.
927
00:49:58,833 --> 00:50:00,250
- I can call her.
- No.
928
00:50:00,417 --> 00:50:04,125
That's a little desperate. Something
classy. Like in romantic comedies...
929
00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:06,000
- I'm calling her.
- What will you say?
930
00:50:06,167 --> 00:50:07,833
I'll make something up.
Something funny.
931
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,000
Hi, Daniela. What's up?
Yeah, it's Isabel.
932
00:50:11,208 --> 00:50:14,083
- I wanted to invite you to...
- A private gallery for collectors.
933
00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:16,000
To a party.
934
00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:18,958
I know it's short notice,
but it's tonight.
935
00:50:19,125 --> 00:50:20,958
She hates parties.
936
00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:24,542
You'd love to. I knew it.
937
00:50:24,792 --> 00:50:27,500
Yeah, it will be cool.
Bring friends if you want.
938
00:50:27,667 --> 00:50:30,167
Well, not the interior designer.
939
00:50:31,083 --> 00:50:34,333
It's my birthday. Yeah, thanks.
I'm celebrating at...
940
00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:36,000
The Casino, Ritz, Palace...
941
00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:39,167
I'll send you the address,
time and everything.
942
00:50:39,333 --> 00:50:42,833
Perfect, that's awesome.
Okay, see you later. Bye.
943
00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:44,500
She's coming.
944
00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:47,833
- To a party that doesn't exist?
- We'll improvise.
945
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,875
- What will you wear?
- Don't start.
946
00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:52,833
- When, where, with who?
- At my apartment.
947
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,333
Your apartment?
948
00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:57,958
I'm the best at improvising parties.
I invite cool people,
949
00:50:58,125 --> 00:51:00,833
we buy drinks,
put on groovy playlists...
950
00:51:01,333 --> 00:51:02,833
It'll be perfect.
951
00:51:16,208 --> 00:51:17,500
This is your party?
952
00:51:18,042 --> 00:51:19,375
This is your party?
953
00:51:19,833 --> 00:51:23,417
Things get going later,
when people start drinking...
954
00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:28,917
It still has to get dark.
955
00:51:29,083 --> 00:51:31,042
Everything looks much cooler
in the dark.
956
00:51:31,208 --> 00:51:34,792
Cooler. This isn't a party,
it's a student drunkfest.
957
00:51:34,958 --> 00:51:38,417
What, you want me to make gin tonics
with bonsai leaves?
958
00:51:38,583 --> 00:51:41,208
Do you love music from the 90's?
959
00:51:41,375 --> 00:51:43,042
- What is that?
- What?
960
00:51:43,333 --> 00:51:45,167
- Or the 80's?
- A Spotify ad?
961
00:51:45,333 --> 00:51:46,750
Now, with Spotify Premium...
962
00:51:46,917 --> 00:51:49,417
Am I hearing a Spotify ad?
963
00:51:49,583 --> 00:51:51,667
Am I hearing a Spotify ad
964
00:51:51,833 --> 00:51:53,958
as background music
in the party to seduce my sister?
965
00:51:54,125 --> 00:51:56,292
Okay, the gentleman has Spotify Premium.
966
00:51:56,458 --> 00:51:59,125
The gentleman has Spotify stock, okay?
967
00:52:00,417 --> 00:52:03,125
I have to do everything myself.
968
00:52:04,833 --> 00:52:06,958
Mayte, plan B.
969
00:52:09,083 --> 00:52:13,708
Remember, this is the most amazing
party you've ever been to.
970
00:52:13,958 --> 00:52:17,042
Let the conversations flow.
You all worship
971
00:52:17,125 --> 00:52:20,167
- the host.
- What's up?
972
00:52:24,625 --> 00:52:25,625
Actors, listen up.
973
00:52:27,292 --> 00:52:28,667
Have you warmed up?
974
00:52:29,375 --> 00:52:30,500
One second.
975
00:52:33,917 --> 00:52:36,542
Remember, this is the party.
976
00:52:36,625 --> 00:52:38,708
You wouldn't trade it
to work in a movie
977
00:52:38,792 --> 00:52:42,292
by Almodóvar with the typical slum role
you'd get a Goya for.
978
00:52:44,125 --> 00:52:45,125
DJ!
979
00:52:47,167 --> 00:52:48,208
Everyone dance!
980
00:52:55,458 --> 00:52:58,292
Hey, there does seem to be
a little more ambiance now.
981
00:52:59,417 --> 00:53:01,083
Can I keep the furniture?
982
00:53:02,250 --> 00:53:05,167
Thanks for wearing the dress.
You look great.
983
00:53:08,917 --> 00:53:10,417
You're not going to make a joke?
984
00:53:10,583 --> 00:53:11,667
No.
985
00:53:17,583 --> 00:53:18,792
I don't know what to do.
986
00:53:19,333 --> 00:53:20,917
Should I go?
987
00:53:21,958 --> 00:53:23,208
No, maybe not...
988
00:53:23,625 --> 00:53:25,333
It might be too early.
989
00:53:25,875 --> 00:53:29,458
Stay. We'll close the
bar, drink, smoke,
990
00:53:29,958 --> 00:53:31,417
talk...
991
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:34,833
Lots of customers like to share
a moment with their favorite barman.
992
00:53:34,917 --> 00:53:37,083
Some of them even,
993
00:53:37,167 --> 00:53:40,917
when we get a little tipsy,
come with me to Jacqueline's.
994
00:53:41,083 --> 00:53:44,042
We shout her name
so she'll know I'm still waiting for her.
995
00:53:44,125 --> 00:53:45,417
Then we have to run away
996
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:46,708
because the police show up.
997
00:53:47,292 --> 00:53:48,708
But that only happened one time.
998
00:53:49,750 --> 00:53:51,083
Or several.
999
00:53:51,667 --> 00:53:52,667
But not many.
1000
00:53:57,208 --> 00:53:59,708
- That's your second.
- They're really good.
1001
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:04,708
Don't get too carried away.
1002
00:54:04,792 --> 00:54:07,792
We have an organized
plan to impress,
1003
00:54:07,875 --> 00:54:11,667
enchant, and finally, with that gift
for gab the devil gave you, seduce.
1004
00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:12,958
Look.
1005
00:54:13,042 --> 00:54:14,417
Maybe I should hang out with her
1006
00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:16,792
- for a month and get to know her.
- No.
1007
00:54:16,875 --> 00:54:18,833
I know this will sound like
mansplaining,
1008
00:54:18,917 --> 00:54:21,708
but I have an infallible trick
to know if a girl is interested or not.
1009
00:54:21,875 --> 00:54:22,958
Surprise me.
1010
00:54:23,042 --> 00:54:27,042
Act bored and say "Let's go to the
kitchen." Since there's a crowd,
1011
00:54:27,125 --> 00:54:29,625
you take her hand,
to not lose her.
1012
00:54:29,792 --> 00:54:32,458
But you intertwine your fingers
1013
00:54:32,708 --> 00:54:34,792
like this.
1014
00:54:40,833 --> 00:54:42,833
That's how you know
if you can kiss her or not.
1015
00:54:44,917 --> 00:54:47,458
If she finds an excuse to let go,
no chance.
1016
00:54:48,625 --> 00:54:50,250
But if she doesn't let go...
1017
00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:53,292
That's your trick?
It's like a teenager
1018
00:54:53,375 --> 00:54:55,542
flirting in an afternoon disco.
1019
00:54:57,792 --> 00:54:59,042
What's wrong?
1020
00:54:59,125 --> 00:55:00,292
My sister just walked in.
1021
00:55:08,667 --> 00:55:11,167
Daniela! How nice!
1022
00:55:11,250 --> 00:55:12,583
I'm so glad you came.
1023
00:55:12,667 --> 00:55:13,667
Me too.
1024
00:55:15,167 --> 00:55:16,167
Nice party, huh?
1025
00:55:16,625 --> 00:55:20,667
Yeah. It was going to be small,
but you get carried away and...
1026
00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:23,042
Let's get a drink. Waiter!
1027
00:55:23,625 --> 00:55:25,125
Thanks.
1028
00:55:28,083 --> 00:55:30,292
Cheers. To my... birthday.
1029
00:55:41,417 --> 00:55:42,417
Let's dance.
1030
00:55:45,417 --> 00:55:47,042
- Touch it.
- I don't want to.
1031
00:55:47,208 --> 00:55:48,292
Touch it with your hand.
1032
00:55:48,375 --> 00:55:49,458
No.
1033
00:55:50,542 --> 00:55:51,792
- Roberto.
- You're leaving?
1034
00:55:51,958 --> 00:55:54,833
No, no. We brought the solution
for the party.
1035
00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:56,500
Ice.
1036
00:55:56,542 --> 00:55:59,042
Thanks, but there's plenty.
I left you outfits in the bedroom.
1037
00:55:59,125 --> 00:56:01,667
Good lord, always obsessed
with make-overs...
1038
00:56:03,167 --> 00:56:05,292
How's your plan going?
1039
00:56:05,458 --> 00:56:08,500
Great, like all my plans.
I left Isabel having fun with my sister.
1040
00:56:08,667 --> 00:56:10,417
Isa is a lot of fun.
1041
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:13,958
Like me. We're identical.
Like twin sisters.
1042
00:56:14,125 --> 00:56:16,167
But I'm not a dyke.
1043
00:56:17,750 --> 00:56:18,750
Right.
1044
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,042
Roberto.
1045
00:56:22,125 --> 00:56:23,875
What's this on your hand?
1046
00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:26,750
Oh, yeah. My phone number.
1047
00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:34,417
Bye.
1048
00:56:45,500 --> 00:56:46,875
What a party!
1049
00:56:47,042 --> 00:56:49,500
I haven't had this much fun
since the Feroz Awards.
1050
00:56:53,750 --> 00:56:56,667
I haven't had this much fun
since the Goyas.
1051
00:56:58,583 --> 00:57:02,833
Hey, now. I haven't had this much fun
since the Oscars.
1052
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,750
Do you want a tour of my place?
1053
00:57:13,583 --> 00:57:15,792
Will you start with
the sadomasochistic dungeon?
1054
00:57:15,875 --> 00:57:17,167
How did you know?
1055
00:57:20,417 --> 00:57:23,000
And this is the bedroom area.
1056
00:57:23,458 --> 00:57:24,958
Great.
1057
00:57:25,125 --> 00:57:26,917
Yeah. This is mine.
1058
00:57:30,667 --> 00:57:34,792
- Very nice.
- Right? I knew you'd... love it.
1059
00:57:36,708 --> 00:57:39,375
I didn't know you like
abstract expressionism.
1060
00:57:40,250 --> 00:57:42,333
Yeah, I love it.
1061
00:57:44,167 --> 00:57:46,583
Rothko, especially Rothko.
1062
00:57:46,833 --> 00:57:48,417
Rothko is wonderful.
1063
00:57:49,125 --> 00:57:50,708
It moves me.
1064
00:57:50,958 --> 00:57:54,292
It moves me. Rothko moves.
1065
00:57:57,583 --> 00:58:00,375
- You like impressionism too.
- Yeah.
1066
00:58:01,333 --> 00:58:03,708
Impressionism impresses me.
1067
00:58:04,583 --> 00:58:05,708
Stay back!
1068
00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:08,292
I'm fucking sick of this shit.
1069
00:58:08,375 --> 00:58:10,417
Fuck this party bulishit.
1070
00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:11,167
What's wrong?
1071
00:58:11,250 --> 00:58:13,792
The crazy neighbor
pepper sprayed Jose.
1072
00:58:13,875 --> 00:58:15,542
Always the same.
People have to work.
1073
00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:17,625
I have to get up at 7 AM to go...
1074
00:58:17,792 --> 00:58:19,792
- It's no big deal...
- Bullshit!
1075
00:58:19,875 --> 00:58:22,208
Look, either you shut this down
1076
00:58:22,292 --> 00:58:24,417
- or I go spray crazy.
- Calm down.
1077
00:58:24,583 --> 00:58:26,583
I am calm!
1078
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,042
Drop the spray, please.
1079
00:58:30,125 --> 00:58:31,583
I love violence.
1080
00:58:31,750 --> 00:58:34,083
We're going to put things
into perspective, okay?
1081
00:58:34,250 --> 00:58:35,917
This is relatively quiet party
1082
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,458
with relatively elegant people.
You entered private property
1083
00:58:38,542 --> 00:58:40,667
and assaulted someone.
If we call the police,
1084
00:58:40,833 --> 00:58:42,208
who will get the fine?
1085
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,292
- I will.
- Exactly. So don't you think it's better
1086
00:58:46,375 --> 00:58:47,833
to just leave quietly? And we,
1087
00:58:47,917 --> 00:58:50,792
to show our good will,
will lower the music. Correct?
1088
00:58:52,042 --> 00:58:53,042
Correct.
1089
00:58:53,125 --> 00:58:55,542
Very good. Now get your things
1090
00:58:56,667 --> 00:58:57,667
and leave.
1091
00:59:16,375 --> 00:59:18,292
What clouds your mind tonight?
1092
00:59:18,375 --> 00:59:22,042
Isabel and my sister are about to hook up
at a party right now.
1093
00:59:22,542 --> 00:59:24,667
My plan is working.
1094
00:59:24,750 --> 00:59:26,792
And you know the worst part?
1095
00:59:27,125 --> 00:59:31,125
I can't stop thinking that when this
job is over, I won't see Isabel anymore.
1096
00:59:31,292 --> 00:59:34,042
The rhino always goes
to the lair of the hedgehog.
1097
00:59:36,292 --> 00:59:37,792
I really don't follow.
1098
00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:41,167
Let it rest, tomorrow it will make sense.
1099
00:59:44,833 --> 00:59:46,667
What have I become, Yuma?
1100
00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:49,917
I'm surrounded by women
who desire me. No surprise.
1101
00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:53,750
And who am I obsessed with?
A lesbian. The only one I can't have.
1102
00:59:53,917 --> 00:59:57,875
I won't settle for an Amazon princess
like last year.
1103
00:59:58,042 --> 01:00:00,833
No. It has to be a lesbian.
1104
01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:03,333
What about tomorrow?
What will I need
1105
01:00:03,417 --> 01:00:06,125
to stay in the game?
An extraterrestrial?
1106
01:00:06,292 --> 01:00:08,333
How far does this escalate, Yuma?
1107
01:00:08,833 --> 01:00:11,917
There's an old saying that can
illuminate you at times like this.
1108
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,083
I'm listening, I'm ready.
1109
01:00:14,167 --> 01:00:16,958
One nail drives out another.
1110
01:00:18,083 --> 01:00:19,583
Really, Yuma?
1111
01:00:19,667 --> 01:00:21,833
That's your advice?
To sleep with someone else?
1112
01:00:21,917 --> 01:00:23,708
It's 3 in the morning.
1113
01:00:36,958 --> 01:00:38,750
I really don't need any ice.
1114
01:00:38,917 --> 01:00:40,333
It was just a karate hold.
1115
01:00:40,542 --> 01:00:42,000
Just in case.
1116
01:00:42,458 --> 01:00:44,208
You're a karate machine.
1117
01:00:44,708 --> 01:00:47,083
I studied martial arts
for personal defense in Okinawa.
1118
01:00:47,542 --> 01:00:48,667
Really?
1119
01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:50,042
No.
1120
01:00:52,375 --> 01:00:57,167
But I have a personal trainer who says karate
is the new yoga. And I've gotten into it.
1121
01:00:57,250 --> 01:00:59,083
I wish I knew karate.
1122
01:00:59,167 --> 01:01:01,333
I'll teach you anytime.
1123
01:01:23,125 --> 01:01:24,917
Daniela!
1124
01:01:37,792 --> 01:01:39,583
Isabelita, Isabelita...
1125
01:01:40,667 --> 01:01:41,917
You and Ineedtotalk.
1126
01:01:42,583 --> 01:01:44,042
Yeah, especially me, right?
1127
01:01:45,875 --> 01:01:48,542
And you said: "Should I invite her
to brunch or kidnap her?"
1128
01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:51,292
Look, I didn't want things to go this far.
1129
01:01:51,667 --> 01:01:54,083
But my analysts insist
that it's the only way.
1130
01:01:54,167 --> 01:01:58,125
And the army taught me that
the ends always justify the means,
1131
01:01:58,292 --> 01:02:00,667
no matter how ruthless they may be.
1132
01:02:01,417 --> 01:02:04,292
Well, they won't be so ruthless.
1133
01:02:04,375 --> 01:02:05,833
Anything necessary.
1134
01:02:05,917 --> 01:02:08,667
If they were, you wouldn't have
tried to make your office
1135
01:02:08,750 --> 01:02:11,083
- look like a hideout.
- What office?
1136
01:02:14,250 --> 01:02:15,500
I see your desk from here.
1137
01:02:15,667 --> 01:02:18,000
You have a photo with
the Defense Minister.
1138
01:02:23,417 --> 01:02:26,292
- And a signed framed Rambo poster?
- That's enough!
1139
01:02:27,958 --> 01:02:29,667
Listen to me, Isabel.
1140
01:02:29,917 --> 01:02:32,042
I'm going to make you an offer
you can't refuse.
1141
01:02:32,708 --> 01:02:34,667
We'll see, I refuse a lot of things.
1142
01:02:34,750 --> 01:02:36,792
I'm not going to offer you money.
1143
01:02:38,542 --> 01:02:41,042
I'm going to offer
you a lot of money.
1144
01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:43,542
A pornographic amount.
1145
01:02:43,833 --> 01:02:46,833
A check with so many zeros
it will look like your school grades.
1146
01:02:48,042 --> 01:02:50,708
There's a little problem
you haven't thought of.
1147
01:02:50,875 --> 01:02:53,500
I'm not much for reading contracts,
in general.
1148
01:02:53,667 --> 01:02:56,917
When I buy on the Internet and I get
"Do you accept the conditions?"
1149
01:02:57,083 --> 01:02:59,792
I always scroll down to accept."
1150
01:02:59,875 --> 01:03:03,542
But Alexia said: "You'll get conned,
it's the first time"
1151
01:03:03,625 --> 01:03:06,167
you're prostituting yourself,
do it right..."
1152
01:03:06,417 --> 01:03:09,125
So I read the contract
your brother gave me.
1153
01:03:09,417 --> 01:03:12,292
And I perfectly remember
a very specific clause
1154
01:03:12,458 --> 01:03:16,042
that anticipated you offering money.
So,
1155
01:03:16,125 --> 01:03:19,250
unless you travel to the past
and stop me from signing that contract,
1156
01:03:19,458 --> 01:03:21,250
my hands are tied.
1157
01:03:21,792 --> 01:03:23,792
Never better said.
1158
01:03:25,042 --> 01:03:26,042
Well?
1159
01:03:26,125 --> 01:03:30,333
Can I go now? Pablo Escobar
is kidnapping me at 7:30.
1160
01:03:30,417 --> 01:03:31,792
Will you untie me?
1161
01:03:33,125 --> 01:03:37,458
Yeah. It'll take a second,
it's a sailor's knot.
1162
01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:44,917
What are you doing here?
1163
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,792
Well, yesterday...
When I was leaving...
1164
01:03:47,958 --> 01:03:51,042
Good morning.
You disappeared last night.
1165
01:03:51,208 --> 01:03:53,417
- Staying for breakfast?
- No, I have a meeting.
1166
01:03:53,583 --> 01:03:56,292
Come on, you're the boss.
I'm sure you can be late.
1167
01:03:56,458 --> 01:03:58,292
He said he can't.
1168
01:03:59,292 --> 01:04:01,583
I have to go.
I'll call you later.
1169
01:04:05,375 --> 01:04:06,833
What's wrong with you?
1170
01:04:07,542 --> 01:04:09,583
Me? Nothing.
1171
01:04:10,583 --> 01:04:13,083
- You like Roberto?
- What?
1172
01:04:13,250 --> 01:04:16,083
You're the one who likes him.
You slept with him, right?
1173
01:04:16,583 --> 01:04:19,458
No. I asked you if you like him.
1174
01:04:19,625 --> 01:04:23,542
- Really like.
- How could lit I think he's a fool?
1175
01:04:23,708 --> 01:04:25,708
You're the fool when you like someone.
1176
01:04:25,875 --> 01:04:28,042
- Isa, you always get like this.
- Look.
1177
01:04:28,125 --> 01:04:30,042
Dude!
1178
01:04:30,125 --> 01:04:31,833
Why didn't you tell me before?
1179
01:04:31,917 --> 01:04:34,333
I wouldn't have slept with him,
he doesn't do it for me.
1180
01:04:34,417 --> 01:04:36,583
You can sleep with him
all you want.
1181
01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:41,167
- What?
- You're not going to admit it?
1182
01:04:41,250 --> 01:04:44,083
It's me. Let's sit down
and talk it over.
1183
01:04:44,167 --> 01:04:46,875
We're not going to talk about
a guy right now. I'm too tired.
1184
01:04:47,042 --> 01:04:49,542
I got kidnapped, thanks for asking.
1185
01:04:49,625 --> 01:04:52,042
Here. I'm going to bed.
1186
01:04:52,500 --> 01:04:56,583
With your posh girlfriend
or did she find out you're heterosexual?
1187
01:05:12,833 --> 01:05:14,417
I didn't know you also did...
1188
01:05:15,542 --> 01:05:16,708
What are you doing exactly?
1189
01:05:16,792 --> 01:05:18,542
It's a kind of model of my turbine.
1190
01:05:18,625 --> 01:05:20,458
Wow, the famous turbine.
1191
01:05:20,542 --> 01:05:22,458
Are you going to make it yourself?
1192
01:05:22,542 --> 01:05:24,667
I wish, but my brother has the plans.
1193
01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:28,042
I'm trying to see how the materials respond
with my own hands.
1194
01:05:28,875 --> 01:05:31,042
And how did my friend respond
with your own hands?
1195
01:05:31,500 --> 01:05:33,417
Sorry, but I never talk about
what happens
1196
01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:35,500
- in my bedroom.
- That's right.
1197
01:05:35,667 --> 01:05:38,042
You worry more about what happens
in your sister's.
1198
01:05:38,125 --> 01:05:39,417
Exactly. How did it go?
1199
01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:41,042
Badly, how do you think? Badly.
1200
01:05:41,208 --> 01:05:42,528
Did you try to kiss her at least?
1201
01:05:42,625 --> 01:05:44,417
Of course I did.
And she took off running.
1202
01:05:44,500 --> 01:05:45,643
I shouldn't have listened to you.
1203
01:05:45,667 --> 01:05:46,917
Of course you should.
1204
01:05:47,708 --> 01:05:49,417
You should always listen to me.
1205
01:05:49,583 --> 01:05:52,208
Let's go over every move
from the start.
1206
01:05:53,292 --> 01:05:56,208
Okay. I was minding my own business
in the bar where I work
1207
01:05:56,292 --> 01:05:59,053
when a nutcase showed up to offer
me the most bizarre job of all time.
1208
01:05:59,208 --> 01:06:00,958
Now my apartment looks like
the Prado museum
1209
01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:03,685
and I've seen more romantic comedies
than a human being can bear.
1210
01:06:03,750 --> 01:06:06,708
I don't know what's wrong,
but we don't have much time.
1211
01:06:06,792 --> 01:06:08,417
This turbine my sister doesn't want
1212
01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:11,417
to make is the future.
With my turbine,
1213
01:06:11,583 --> 01:06:15,208
ships will save so much fuel, polar
bears will line their rugs with my photo.
1214
01:06:16,583 --> 01:06:17,875
How nice.
1215
01:06:18,042 --> 01:06:20,417
The man who saved the planet
by using women.
1216
01:06:20,500 --> 01:06:22,042
What do you mean, using women?
1217
01:06:22,125 --> 01:06:24,333
You're using your sister
and you're using me.
1218
01:06:24,417 --> 01:06:26,250
- What do you mean?
- You heard me.
1219
01:06:30,625 --> 01:06:32,917
It's Daniela. She wants to see me.
1220
01:06:37,542 --> 01:06:38,625
Hi.
1221
01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:40,583
Hi.
1222
01:06:41,500 --> 01:06:43,083
- I'm sorry...
- I'm sorry...
1223
01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:47,083
You first.
1224
01:06:49,250 --> 01:06:50,730
I'm sorry I left the party like that.
1225
01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:53,208
But it was my fault.
1226
01:06:53,375 --> 01:06:55,375
I shouldn't have come on
to you like that.
1227
01:06:55,833 --> 01:06:56,917
I screwed up.
1228
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,208
No, you didn't.
1229
01:07:00,458 --> 01:07:02,833
In fact, I really like being with you.
1230
01:07:04,833 --> 01:07:06,167
The thing is, for me Madrid
1231
01:07:06,250 --> 01:07:07,750
is a little complicated.
1232
01:07:10,458 --> 01:07:12,167
Why don't we take a trip somewhere?
1233
01:07:13,375 --> 01:07:15,417
How about spending New Year's together?
1234
01:07:18,167 --> 01:07:19,417
Great.
1235
01:07:21,667 --> 01:07:25,292
Sure. But come to think of it...
1236
01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:27,042
Let me check my cell phone
1237
01:07:27,125 --> 01:07:31,125
because I might have a gig planned
1238
01:07:31,292 --> 01:07:33,708
and I'd have to ask my agent.
1239
01:07:33,958 --> 01:07:35,583
Any idea about where to go?
1240
01:07:36,125 --> 01:07:39,875
No, but we have the company jet.
1241
01:07:40,042 --> 01:07:41,333
We can improvise.
1242
01:07:41,417 --> 01:07:45,708
Sure. I was going to propose BlaBlaCar,
but your idea isn't bad.
1243
01:07:49,625 --> 01:07:51,042
I'm going to the bathroom.
1244
01:08:04,167 --> 01:08:06,750
Daniela wants me to take a vacation
with her.
1245
01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:10,917
What a plan! Say no more,
on her private jet.
1246
01:08:11,250 --> 01:08:15,000
Who can stop a pigeon in flight...
1247
01:08:15,208 --> 01:08:19,125
This is serious. You should have seen
how happy she looked.
1248
01:08:19,292 --> 01:08:22,167
I can't keep doing this to her.
I'm going to tell her everything.
1249
01:08:22,333 --> 01:08:25,333
Good, tell her.
She doesn't deserve this.
1250
01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:28,625
Besides, somebody likes somebody else
and you know it.
1251
01:08:28,792 --> 01:08:30,208
What? No, no, no.
1252
01:08:30,375 --> 01:08:34,292
Look, I won't tell her.
If I do, no more shows or movies.
1253
01:08:34,458 --> 01:08:36,583
My unattainable life dream
in the trash.
1254
01:08:36,750 --> 01:08:40,042
Exactly, don't tell her.
It only sucks if she finds out.
1255
01:08:40,208 --> 01:08:42,518
If she doesn't, you're just a girl
she liked a lot one time.
1256
01:08:42,542 --> 01:08:46,458
Think about how much fun we'll have on your
show. I'll be your co-host or whatever.
1257
01:08:46,625 --> 01:08:49,583
- No. I am going to tell her.
- Good.
1258
01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:52,458
- No, I won't tell her.
- Wrong.
1259
01:08:52,625 --> 01:08:55,750
- Think about late night TV.
- I don't know what to do.
1260
01:08:56,083 --> 01:08:59,000
Damn, you're so indecisive.
You're so indecisive
1261
01:08:59,167 --> 01:09:01,250
you still have the egg photo
on Twitter.
1262
01:09:01,417 --> 01:09:04,542
So indecisive you're still using
the same photo on Twitter.
1263
01:09:04,708 --> 01:09:07,625
So indecisive that when you have
an orgasm you go like this:
1264
01:09:08,083 --> 01:09:11,458
- "Maybe! Maybe!"
- "Perhaps! Perhaps!"
1265
01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:14,167
- Come on, guys.
- "It's possible!"
1266
01:09:14,333 --> 01:09:16,417
"I don't know, I don't know!"
1267
01:09:21,583 --> 01:09:24,833
Your sister asked me
1268
01:09:24,917 --> 01:09:27,542
to take a trip with her.
1269
01:09:29,417 --> 01:09:32,417
Isabel is taking a trip with my sister.
Where?
1270
01:09:32,500 --> 01:09:34,458
Definitely somewhere romantic.
1271
01:09:34,625 --> 01:09:38,292
They'll stroll on the beach,
holding hands, gazing at each other,
1272
01:09:38,458 --> 01:09:42,292
drink exotic cocktails
in coconuts with paper umbrellas.
1273
01:09:45,167 --> 01:09:46,667
What's wrong with me?
1274
01:09:46,875 --> 01:09:49,125
I'm about to win my bet with my brother.
1275
01:09:49,292 --> 01:09:52,458
In less than one week, I'll have enough
votes for the turbine. And I don't care.
1276
01:09:53,083 --> 01:09:54,875
Help me, Yuma. What should I do?
1277
01:09:54,958 --> 01:09:56,625
I'm madly in love with Isabel.
1278
01:09:56,708 --> 01:09:58,250
In love?
1279
01:09:59,750 --> 01:10:01,042
Yes, Yuma, yes.
1280
01:10:01,333 --> 01:10:02,500
In love.
1281
01:10:02,833 --> 01:10:04,125
For the first time in my life.
1282
01:10:04,208 --> 01:10:07,750
A horse with mud stripes
is not a zebra.
1283
01:10:07,833 --> 01:10:09,750
That's right, Yuma. Very nice.
1284
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:14,542
Follow the horse to the forest and you find
something you have never seen.
1285
01:10:15,875 --> 01:10:16,917
Yuma,
1286
01:10:17,583 --> 01:10:20,500
I like you a lot, but try to understand...
1287
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,167
Isabel isn't a lesbian?
1288
01:10:34,125 --> 01:10:36,333
How do you know that?
1289
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,250
There are no secrets
for those who listen.
1290
01:10:40,333 --> 01:10:41,875
Spying on people again, Yuma?
1291
01:10:54,833 --> 01:10:56,583
- Daniela.
- Yes?
1292
01:10:57,833 --> 01:10:59,875
I've known you since you were children.
1293
01:11:00,417 --> 01:11:01,833
People would say:
1294
01:11:01,917 --> 01:11:03,750
"Don't serve them, they're minors."
1295
01:11:03,917 --> 01:11:06,750
But I knew you both needed
a father figure.
1296
01:11:06,917 --> 01:11:09,625
To me you're the children
Jacqueline took from me.
1297
01:11:10,083 --> 01:11:11,167
Jacqueline!
1298
01:11:11,250 --> 01:11:13,583
You really make me nervous
when you do that.
1299
01:11:13,667 --> 01:11:17,250
Yeah. What I mean is, I can't take
seeing you hurt each other.
1300
01:11:17,750 --> 01:11:19,667
I can't just stand around,
1301
01:11:19,750 --> 01:11:21,667
accepting your generous tips,
1302
01:11:21,833 --> 01:11:24,958
which I spend on Amazon.
And on things I don't need.
1303
01:11:25,042 --> 01:11:27,458
I know I'm hurting small businesses,
1304
01:11:27,542 --> 01:11:30,250
but it just feels so good
when I click.
1305
01:11:30,333 --> 01:11:32,042
Even better when the package arrives.
1306
01:11:32,208 --> 01:11:33,667
- That moment of...
- Luis, Luis.
1307
01:11:33,833 --> 01:11:35,333
- Click on buy.
- Lu is.
1308
01:11:35,417 --> 01:11:36,708
You're raving.
1309
01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:40,250
Sorry. That girl isn't who
you think she is, Daniela.
1310
01:11:40,417 --> 01:11:42,958
Roberto hired her to win a bet
with your other brother,
1311
01:11:43,042 --> 01:11:44,333
the dumb one.
1312
01:11:44,750 --> 01:11:45,667
What?
1313
01:11:45,750 --> 01:11:49,583
I hate to snitch, but you were getting
too involved with her.
1314
01:11:50,292 --> 01:11:51,417
I'm very sorry.
1315
01:11:52,250 --> 01:11:55,250
No. Don't feel sorry for me,
feel sorry for them.
1316
01:11:56,917 --> 01:11:58,542
They're going to regret it.
1317
01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:03,083
How pretty. You put on lipstick?
1318
01:12:03,167 --> 01:12:04,625
No.
1319
01:12:07,458 --> 01:12:10,250
I talked to my agent. I'm free.
1320
01:12:10,333 --> 01:12:12,292
Where do you want to take me?
1321
01:12:12,625 --> 01:12:13,667
Surprise.
1322
01:12:14,250 --> 01:12:15,333
I love surprises.
1323
01:12:15,417 --> 01:12:17,167
Right.
1324
01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:18,875
- Shall we have a drink?
- No.
1325
01:12:19,042 --> 01:12:20,667
First I have an errand to run.
1326
01:12:32,375 --> 01:12:33,667
Magnificent.
1327
01:12:39,917 --> 01:12:42,250
Fernandito, Fernandito...
1328
01:12:42,917 --> 01:12:44,208
You and Ineedtotalk.
1329
01:12:44,292 --> 01:12:45,583
Hi, little sis.
1330
01:12:46,083 --> 01:12:47,667
Nice try, but it's obvious that
1331
01:12:47,750 --> 01:12:49,917
if you wanted to really hurt me,
you wouldn't
1332
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,458
try to make my office
look like a hideout.
1333
01:12:52,542 --> 01:12:55,708
The hippie was right,
I can see my desk from here.
1334
01:12:55,875 --> 01:12:58,167
This little game didn't work.
1335
01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:00,625
You're not scary, you're not scary...
1336
01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:02,750
What's this fucking bet
you made with Roberto?
1337
01:13:02,917 --> 01:13:04,292
It wasn't me, he started it.
1338
01:13:04,458 --> 01:13:07,708
He asked for my vote. I said no,
but then he said
1339
01:13:07,875 --> 01:13:10,125
you were easy prey for a gold digger
1340
01:13:10,292 --> 01:13:12,042
and less protected
than Poland in '39.
1341
01:13:20,625 --> 01:13:22,375
And why may I ask
1342
01:13:22,542 --> 01:13:25,542
did he hire a girl to seduce me?
1343
01:13:27,250 --> 01:13:30,708
The bet was if Roberto got someone
to seduce you, I would give him my vote.
1344
01:13:32,083 --> 01:13:33,083
And if he failed?
1345
01:13:33,875 --> 01:13:35,125
- What?
- Fernando,
1346
01:13:35,208 --> 01:13:36,958
you don't bet without winning something.
1347
01:13:37,042 --> 01:13:38,542
Me? What do you mean?
1348
01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:41,667
Okay, okay. If Roberto loses,
1349
01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:43,417
the army gets his turbine.
1350
01:13:44,458 --> 01:13:45,833
The turbine.
1351
01:13:48,750 --> 01:13:50,167
What are you doing?
1352
01:13:50,250 --> 01:13:52,542
Checking General Patton's date of birth.
1353
01:13:54,417 --> 01:13:55,625
Here it is.
1354
01:14:09,417 --> 01:14:11,875
Roberto will do anything
for his inventions!
1355
01:14:12,042 --> 01:14:13,375
Well, maybe before.
1356
01:14:14,625 --> 01:14:15,625
What do you mean?
1357
01:14:15,875 --> 01:14:19,542
Remember when we were little, you suspected
the nanny was stealing your clothes
1358
01:14:19,625 --> 01:14:21,042
and asked me to put a camera
1359
01:14:21,125 --> 01:14:23,083
in the closet and we got her fired?
1360
01:14:24,042 --> 01:14:25,458
- Yeah.
- Give that little boy
1361
01:14:25,542 --> 01:14:28,500
the spying resources
of the Spanish army.
1362
01:14:28,583 --> 01:14:30,458
What do you get? Well?
1363
01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:36,375
Microphones! I bugged Roberto's house.
1364
01:14:37,083 --> 01:14:41,042
Good lord, you have so much free time.
So what are you saying with all this?
1365
01:14:41,125 --> 01:14:45,542
The professional seducer has seduced
two Allende-Salazars. One on each side.
1366
01:14:46,375 --> 01:14:47,958
- Really?
- Yeah.
1367
01:14:49,792 --> 01:14:51,167
Hey!
1368
01:14:51,250 --> 01:14:52,410
You're not going to untie me?
1369
01:14:52,583 --> 01:14:55,167
Sorry, I don't have time.
I'm taking a vacation.
1370
01:15:00,083 --> 01:15:02,417
Shit. It's a sailor's knot.
1371
01:15:09,917 --> 01:15:11,792
- Roberto?
- Alexia.
1372
01:15:12,042 --> 01:15:13,167
- Hi.
- Hi.
1373
01:15:14,833 --> 01:15:16,125
Last night was nice, but...
1374
01:15:16,208 --> 01:15:19,000
Well, it was nothing to write home about.
1375
01:15:19,083 --> 01:15:20,083
Huh?
1376
01:15:20,458 --> 01:15:24,500
Look, Roberto. You're probably
not used to hearing this.
1377
01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:28,333
You and me, no.
1378
01:15:30,750 --> 01:15:33,292
There you go. Bye.
1379
01:15:35,292 --> 01:15:36,792
I wanted to talk to Isabel.
1380
01:15:37,167 --> 01:15:41,542
Oh, okay. But she just left on a trip
for I don't know how long.
1381
01:15:41,625 --> 01:15:43,667
Her backpack was tiny, but you know dykes.
1382
01:15:43,750 --> 01:15:47,333
A pair of jeans and 4 Hawaiian shirts
can last them a month.
1383
01:15:47,417 --> 01:15:49,875
You can stop lying.
I know she's not a lesbian.
1384
01:15:51,208 --> 01:15:52,528
- Well...
- Yes, she is a lesbian!
1385
01:15:52,583 --> 01:15:54,208
Very lesbian. Okay, bye.
1386
01:15:55,583 --> 01:15:56,833
- Bitch.
- Slut.
1387
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,375
Fat ass!
1388
01:16:07,875 --> 01:16:10,583
When people think about
a vacation,
1389
01:16:10,750 --> 01:16:14,458
they think about the beach.
But here we are
1390
01:16:15,458 --> 01:16:16,792
in the mountains.
1391
01:16:17,583 --> 01:16:20,250
Exactly what I would have chosen.
1392
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:23,250
This is... cool.
1393
01:16:24,458 --> 01:16:25,500
Are you allergic?
1394
01:16:25,583 --> 01:16:27,125
Me? No.
1395
01:16:27,208 --> 01:16:29,583
Well, to grass, pollen,
1396
01:16:30,167 --> 01:16:32,625
pine trees... Green stuff.
1397
01:16:33,958 --> 01:16:35,958
Give me your cell phone.
Come on,
1398
01:16:36,042 --> 01:16:37,375
the trip is to disconnect.
1399
01:16:41,958 --> 01:16:44,292
Skeet shooting with my phone?
1400
01:16:44,375 --> 01:16:46,667
No, silly. We're going hunting.
1401
01:16:47,875 --> 01:16:49,042
Hunting?
1402
01:16:50,625 --> 01:16:52,458
I love the mountains.
1403
01:16:53,708 --> 01:16:57,417
Totally. But hunting...
not really.
1404
01:16:57,500 --> 01:16:59,417
Right, you're one of those
weird vegetarians.
1405
01:16:59,500 --> 01:17:01,917
Weird? No, ovo-lacto vegetarian.
1406
01:17:02,333 --> 01:17:03,958
I don't eat meat from
birds or mammals.
1407
01:17:04,042 --> 01:17:05,792
Eggs and fish, sometimes.
1408
01:17:05,875 --> 01:17:09,792
Don't worry. We won't eat them,
just kill them.
1409
01:17:21,458 --> 01:17:24,250
- You're scaring them off.
- Sorry. Yeah, yeah.
1410
01:17:31,250 --> 01:17:32,333
Look, look, look.
1411
01:17:38,417 --> 01:17:40,375
Go on, it's yours.
1412
01:17:41,583 --> 01:17:42,750
Come on!
1413
01:17:44,667 --> 01:17:47,083
- What are you waiting for.
- You'd better do it.
1414
01:17:47,250 --> 01:17:48,583
I'll totally miss.
1415
01:17:49,250 --> 01:17:50,500
It's your prey.
1416
01:18:05,708 --> 01:18:06,250
Very good.
1417
01:18:06,333 --> 01:18:07,417
Now the deer.
1418
01:18:08,458 --> 01:18:09,458
The deer?
1419
01:18:11,417 --> 01:18:15,542
Roberto, have you won that stupid
childish bet with your brother yet?
1420
01:18:16,042 --> 01:18:17,042
No.
1421
01:18:17,792 --> 01:18:19,583
Well, while you were busy with
1422
01:18:19,667 --> 01:18:24,708
that bulishit, I got Al Gore and Di Caprio
to join the shareholder meeting on Skype.
1423
01:18:26,583 --> 01:18:29,250
Daniela won't believe it.
This guarantees
1424
01:18:29,333 --> 01:18:31,625
your turbine. Forget about votes.
1425
01:18:31,708 --> 01:18:32,708
Okay.
1426
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:34,500
Okay.
1427
01:18:36,792 --> 01:18:38,583
Okay, he says!
1428
01:18:47,375 --> 01:18:49,708
- Have you got the phone?
- Yeah, here.
1429
01:18:49,875 --> 01:18:54,625
Perfect. I programmed a Trojan
in binary code to hack the PIN.
1430
01:18:56,583 --> 01:18:57,833
All set.
1431
01:18:58,042 --> 01:19:00,542
Wow. You're an expensive hacker,
but very fast.
1432
01:19:00,708 --> 01:19:03,417
Well, it doesn't have a PIN.
1433
01:19:12,292 --> 01:19:14,458
I think I'm falling
in love with your sister.
1434
01:19:14,625 --> 01:19:16,458
I'd like to give this a chance.
1435
01:19:16,625 --> 01:19:18,792
So please stop calling me.
1436
01:19:37,458 --> 01:19:38,708
May I, Admiral?
1437
01:19:39,792 --> 01:19:41,375
Come in.
1438
01:19:43,250 --> 01:19:44,375
At your service, Admiral.
1439
01:19:44,458 --> 01:19:46,000
This came for you.
1440
01:19:47,667 --> 01:19:48,708
All right.
1441
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:51,958
By the way, Officer,
1442
01:19:52,792 --> 01:19:55,542
I'd like to thank you personally
1443
01:19:56,292 --> 01:19:58,000
for untying me the other day.
1444
01:19:58,083 --> 01:20:00,917
Don't mention it.
1445
01:20:01,708 --> 01:20:04,667
I'd also like you to know
that it wasn't what it looked like.
1446
01:20:06,083 --> 01:20:10,000
I mean, I'm not exactly sure
what it looked like,
1447
01:20:10,167 --> 01:20:13,833
but in any case, it wasn't.
It was what it was and nothing else.
1448
01:20:13,917 --> 01:20:15,292
Of course.
1449
01:20:16,042 --> 01:20:17,042
Good.
1450
01:20:22,250 --> 01:20:24,792
But this says...
1451
01:20:25,583 --> 01:20:27,458
What does this say?
1452
01:20:27,625 --> 01:20:28,750
That you've been transferred
1453
01:20:29,292 --> 01:20:31,958
- to Syria, Admiral.
- What do you mean, Syria?
1454
01:20:32,667 --> 01:20:34,292
Syria!
1455
01:20:34,917 --> 01:20:36,042
Don't they mean Soria?
1456
01:20:36,958 --> 01:20:38,708
Does Syria have a sea?
1457
01:20:38,792 --> 01:20:41,917
I'm much more useful here
in an office, right?
1458
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:45,792
- Right?
- I'm sure they need your abilities to...
1459
01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:47,167
defend democracy in Europe.
1460
01:20:47,250 --> 01:20:51,125
Well, I know that. Tell me about it.
I know I have many talents.
1461
01:20:51,292 --> 01:20:54,083
You think I'd be scared to go
to the Middle... Beast?
1462
01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:56,208
East! Look, please.
1463
01:20:56,375 --> 01:20:57,833
Leave, I have a lot to do.
1464
01:20:58,417 --> 01:20:59,667
Yes, sir.
1465
01:21:34,542 --> 01:21:37,125
Wouldn't you rather go
hunting again?
1466
01:21:37,542 --> 01:21:38,667
I suffer from vertigo.
1467
01:21:38,750 --> 01:21:41,208
Really? You don't say.
1468
01:21:43,167 --> 01:21:45,333
Maybe we should practice first.
1469
01:21:45,875 --> 01:21:47,083
How does this work?
1470
01:21:47,167 --> 01:21:50,083
You can't practice this.
You just have to risk it
1471
01:21:50,750 --> 01:21:51,792
and jump.
1472
01:21:51,875 --> 01:21:53,792
What if you get killed
on the first jump?
1473
01:21:53,875 --> 01:21:56,167
That's why it's such an extreme sport.
1474
01:21:56,333 --> 01:21:58,542
Because the odds of a deadly accident
are very high.
1475
01:21:59,542 --> 01:22:02,458
- Oh, right.
- Come on, Isabel.
1476
01:22:03,250 --> 01:22:05,000
Together we can do anything.
1477
01:22:06,292 --> 01:22:08,833
That's why it's so great
that we met.
1478
01:22:10,375 --> 01:22:12,875
Daniela... Yes?
1479
01:22:13,292 --> 01:22:14,792
There's something I have to tell you.
1480
01:22:20,083 --> 01:22:23,958
Don't get shy now.
What, that I'm great.
1481
01:22:24,458 --> 01:22:26,618
That you're delighted to be here
and you're having a...
1482
01:22:27,208 --> 01:22:28,083
blast.
1483
01:22:28,167 --> 01:22:29,292
No.
1484
01:22:29,625 --> 01:22:32,625
Well, yeah. Well, no. I mean...
1485
01:22:33,417 --> 01:22:35,667
You are great and I love being here.
1486
01:22:35,917 --> 01:22:37,917
But I'm not having a blast.
1487
01:22:38,625 --> 01:22:39,625
You don't say.
1488
01:22:39,708 --> 01:22:41,875
But that's not what I want to tell you.
1489
01:22:43,042 --> 01:22:44,125
Well, then?
1490
01:22:45,208 --> 01:22:47,167
Your brother hired me to seduce you.
1491
01:22:47,250 --> 01:22:49,417
What, you want me to pay you more?
1492
01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:52,583
What? No. I just don't want
to keep doing this to you.
1493
01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:54,667
It's not right to play
with people's lives.
1494
01:22:55,167 --> 01:22:57,083
You would never do that
to your brothers.
1495
01:22:58,333 --> 01:22:59,833
I'm so sorry, Daniela.
1496
01:23:01,375 --> 01:23:02,375
Too late.
1497
01:23:10,667 --> 01:23:12,667
This should have been
much more dramatic.
1498
01:23:21,292 --> 01:23:23,208
I thought we were friends, damn it.
1499
01:23:23,292 --> 01:23:25,417
I know. I'm so sorry.
1500
01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:27,042
Oh, if you're sorry, then fine.
1501
01:23:27,125 --> 01:23:28,500
What matters here is that
1502
01:23:28,583 --> 01:23:30,250
your conscience is clean.
1503
01:23:32,208 --> 01:23:33,958
Daniela, wait!
1504
01:23:39,667 --> 01:23:40,750
It's okay.
1505
01:23:41,375 --> 01:23:42,625
Daniela.
1506
01:23:42,708 --> 01:23:44,792
Wait. Don't leave like this.
1507
01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:48,875
Listen to me for a second.
1508
01:23:50,375 --> 01:23:53,333
You don't have to forgive me after.
1509
01:23:54,250 --> 01:23:58,583
But at least you'll get to see me
humiliate myself.
1510
01:24:03,917 --> 01:24:07,583
I'm awful for lying to you like I did.
Really.
1511
01:24:11,667 --> 01:24:13,875
You don't deserve it.
1512
01:24:14,875 --> 01:24:16,625
Because you're an awesome person.
1513
01:24:17,417 --> 01:24:19,083
Awesome.
1514
01:24:20,500 --> 01:24:22,333
I would love it if I liked you.
1515
01:24:23,083 --> 01:24:25,458
It would all be much easier
if I were into women.
1516
01:24:25,917 --> 01:24:27,708
I see those lesbians so empowered
1517
01:24:27,792 --> 01:24:29,208
and so free and I say:
1518
01:24:29,833 --> 01:24:31,375
"I want that."
1519
01:24:31,958 --> 01:24:33,250
But it's not me.
1520
01:24:33,917 --> 01:24:36,750
And as a feminist,
I feel truly devotion for pussy.
1521
01:24:36,833 --> 01:24:38,292
I bring up the subject
1522
01:24:38,375 --> 01:24:41,625
all the time on stage.
But if you say: "Eat one,"
1523
01:24:41,792 --> 01:24:43,875
that weirds me out.
1524
01:24:43,958 --> 01:24:45,875
Fine, great. All fixed.
1525
01:24:46,042 --> 01:24:49,708
I was rethinking my life while you were
disgusted by the thought of being with me.
1526
01:24:49,792 --> 01:24:52,792
No, I didn't say disgusted.
I said weirded out.
1527
01:24:52,875 --> 01:24:55,625
Something can weird you out
and later it doesn't.
1528
01:24:55,792 --> 01:24:57,167
Like oysters, for example.
1529
01:24:58,083 --> 01:24:59,963
You see them and say:
"Who was the first lunatic
1530
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:02,292
who said: 'I'll try that
disgusting slime'?".
1531
01:25:02,458 --> 01:25:04,792
But actually they're tasty.
I wasn't expecting it, but...
1532
01:25:04,875 --> 01:25:07,250
Look, Isabel. What gets me
is having opened up to you
1533
01:25:07,333 --> 01:25:09,375
and trusting you and you betrayed me.
1534
01:25:10,125 --> 01:25:12,250
What, did you think I was in love with you?
1535
01:25:12,417 --> 01:25:14,083
We've seen each other
four times.
1536
01:25:15,167 --> 01:25:16,833
No, I know.
1537
01:25:16,917 --> 01:25:18,000
Sure.
1538
01:25:18,167 --> 01:25:20,417
I liked feeling that I can have fun too.
1539
01:25:21,375 --> 01:25:24,583
I want to stop being the uptight bitch
everyone is scared of.
1540
01:25:27,583 --> 01:25:28,583
Well,
1541
01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:30,875
I do think
1542
01:25:31,292 --> 01:25:33,000
you're a little scary.
1543
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:35,833
You almost threw me off a cliff.
1544
01:25:35,917 --> 01:25:37,917
I wasn't going to let you jump.
1545
01:25:38,375 --> 01:25:41,583
But I would have loved seeing you
vomit from the vertigo.
1546
01:25:46,667 --> 01:25:48,167
I want to be your friend, Daniela.
1547
01:25:50,667 --> 01:25:52,458
That's why I couldn't keep this shit up.
1548
01:26:06,250 --> 01:26:09,542
I can't promise I'll make it to the end
1549
01:26:10,792 --> 01:26:14,500
if the bet doubles with you.
1550
01:26:15,375 --> 01:26:19,625
The coin rolled across your skin
1551
01:26:19,792 --> 01:26:23,833
and now I'm the one pulling the thread.
1552
01:26:23,917 --> 01:26:28,833
FOR DAN IFLA I
know it can't last.
1553
01:26:30,708 --> 01:26:34,333
It's an illusion.
1554
01:26:35,542 --> 01:26:38,250
When it stops glowing,
1555
01:26:38,458 --> 01:26:43,333
get your things and come with me.
1556
01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:48,083
We'll draw the edges with salt,
1557
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:52,792
we'll share the glass of wine.
1558
01:26:53,792 --> 01:26:57,833
After dinner the three of us will toast.
1559
01:26:58,667 --> 01:27:02,542
The truth is an empty glass.
1560
01:27:12,375 --> 01:27:15,917
I know it can't last.
1561
01:27:17,458 --> 01:27:19,667
This is not where I belong.
1562
01:27:22,292 --> 01:27:27,667
When you see the sign,
get your things...
1563
01:27:29,125 --> 01:27:30,333
Thanks.
1564
01:27:32,583 --> 01:27:33,667
Thanks?
1565
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,250
You're welcome!
1566
01:27:37,958 --> 01:27:39,583
Hi, Mayte. Happy New Year.
1567
01:27:41,667 --> 01:27:44,583
- Happy New Year?
- Will my brother deign to come to the meeting?
1568
01:27:44,750 --> 01:27:45,875
I brought him a gift.
1569
01:27:45,958 --> 01:27:47,417
Your brother has left the country.
1570
01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:48,667
What?
1571
01:27:48,750 --> 01:27:49,875
He left this for you.
1572
01:27:50,583 --> 01:27:53,000
What is it, a new tactic to get his way?
1573
01:27:53,083 --> 01:27:54,583
Tell him there's no need.
1574
01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:56,167
I brought him this.
1575
01:27:56,667 --> 01:28:00,167
It's no tactic. He gave you his vote
for the shareholder meeting.
1576
01:28:06,333 --> 01:28:07,333
Really?
1577
01:28:07,375 --> 01:28:08,375
Really.
1578
01:28:11,167 --> 01:28:13,792
Give me a hug! Or not.
1579
01:28:15,667 --> 01:28:17,917
The human body amazes me.
1580
01:28:18,208 --> 01:28:19,708
Especially Ryan Gosling's.
1581
01:28:20,125 --> 01:28:22,083
Bravo, Ryan.
1582
01:28:22,458 --> 01:28:24,833
No, seriously.
Isn't the human body amazing?
1583
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:26,792
Besides Ryan's.
1584
01:28:27,375 --> 01:28:31,333
We're a perfect machine, we have
an amazing ability to heal ourselves.
1585
01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:34,667
I could pick up a knife right now,
cut my face right here...
1586
01:28:34,750 --> 01:28:37,750
All by myself my body would join
the flesh,
1587
01:28:37,917 --> 01:28:40,833
the skin and create a scab
that would fall off by itself.
1588
01:28:40,917 --> 01:28:44,833
We're Terminator 2 without realizing!
1589
01:28:45,917 --> 01:28:50,167
But if after a date someone
doesn't answer a WhatsApp...
1590
01:28:52,042 --> 01:28:54,583
Your body doesn't know
how to manage that one.
1591
01:28:54,958 --> 01:28:57,417
Your body can't manage
a broken heart.
1592
01:28:58,292 --> 01:29:00,708
What happened to Terminator 2?
1593
01:29:01,250 --> 01:29:04,250
Your body starts doing things
that don't help at all. Like cry.
1594
01:29:04,333 --> 01:29:08,333
You cry when you get something in your eye
to get it out, right? Okay.
1595
01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:11,458
Your body is being efficient.
But crying while thinking
1596
01:29:11,542 --> 01:29:12,875
about your ex?
1597
01:29:13,625 --> 01:29:15,000
How does that help?
1598
01:29:15,375 --> 01:29:19,417
Is your ex going to come out
of your eye? "I want out!"
1599
01:29:19,708 --> 01:29:23,167
Like a kidney stone.
That's not going to happen.
1600
01:29:24,208 --> 01:29:28,500
Another sense disrupted
when someone dumps you is hearing.
1601
01:29:28,667 --> 01:29:33,417
The first thing that happens to me with a
broken heart is my taste in music goes to shit.
1602
01:29:33,958 --> 01:29:37,000
You don't know me,
but I have impeccable taste in music.
1603
01:29:37,208 --> 01:29:40,333
Not a crack in my Spotify list.
1604
01:29:41,333 --> 01:29:43,125
But when someone dumps me,
1605
01:29:43,750 --> 01:29:45,708
you start seeing
1606
01:29:45,792 --> 01:29:48,500
Pablo Alborán at the bottom.
1607
01:29:49,167 --> 01:29:52,458
I don'twantto hear Iggy Pop.
Iggy Pop doesn't help me.
1608
01:29:52,792 --> 01:29:56,083
I want to hear "When Love Sets Sail"
by Camela.
1609
01:29:58,167 --> 01:29:59,750
Hey, that blonde is looking at you.
1610
01:29:59,833 --> 01:30:01,625
- It's rude to point.
- Okay.
1611
01:30:02,958 --> 01:30:05,333
- Is she looking at me?
- Yeah.
1612
01:30:06,208 --> 01:30:10,208
Poor Danielita Allende-Salazar,
a millionaire who can't buy a gaydar.
1613
01:30:10,875 --> 01:30:11,917
A what?
1614
01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:13,792
I'll tell you later.
1615
01:30:13,875 --> 01:30:16,625
- Bravo. Wonderful.
- Bravo!
1616
01:30:16,792 --> 01:30:18,958
- I loved your monologue.
- Thanks.
1617
01:30:19,208 --> 01:30:21,833
- It's about your brother.
- What brother?
1618
01:30:22,042 --> 01:30:24,042
The crazy soldier, give me a break.
1619
01:30:24,208 --> 01:30:26,208
Personally, I think uniforms are sexy.
1620
01:30:26,292 --> 01:30:27,917
You like my brother?
1621
01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:28,792
No.
1622
01:30:28,875 --> 01:30:30,750
- No!
- No?
1623
01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:34,083
Yes.
1624
01:30:34,875 --> 01:30:36,000
Yes.
1625
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:41,708
Okay, get your things
1626
01:30:42,708 --> 01:30:43,708
and come with me.
1627
01:30:45,125 --> 01:30:46,750
Come on, I have something to show you.
1628
01:30:48,750 --> 01:30:50,958
- She really likes him?
- Yeah.
1629
01:30:51,250 --> 01:30:54,417
Alexia, take over the bar.
1630
01:30:55,750 --> 01:30:58,458
She's so bossy, I love it.
1631
01:31:04,125 --> 01:31:05,750
You can send the move.
1632
01:31:07,042 --> 01:31:08,458
CHECK.
1633
01:31:09,875 --> 01:31:13,583
CHECKMATE! HAHAHA!
1634
01:31:23,125 --> 01:31:24,292
I've got it.
1635
01:31:25,375 --> 01:31:27,708
I knew he couldn't resist.
1636
01:31:27,958 --> 01:31:29,833
I let him win.
1637
01:32:53,292 --> 01:32:54,333
Roberto!
1638
01:32:55,583 --> 01:32:56,833
Isabel?
1639
01:32:58,542 --> 01:33:01,792
I could say you have a thousand
different ways to smile
1640
01:33:02,583 --> 01:33:05,792
or how tender you sound when
you speak a hundred miles an hour.
1641
01:33:06,875 --> 01:33:10,333
But actually the only thing
I think about when I look at you
1642
01:33:11,708 --> 01:33:13,375
is your immense fortune.
1643
01:33:15,542 --> 01:33:19,458
Because, after all,
I'm just a girl in front of a boy,
1644
01:33:19,958 --> 01:33:23,250
asking him for his credit card PIN.
1645
01:33:23,875 --> 01:33:25,167
What?
1646
01:33:25,542 --> 01:33:28,333
If I'm joking like this about your money,
1647
01:33:28,500 --> 01:33:30,625
it's because I'm nervous.
1648
01:33:31,375 --> 01:33:32,667
And scared.
1649
01:33:34,250 --> 01:33:36,542
Because I can't find the way to say
1650
01:33:38,292 --> 01:33:39,750
that I've fallen in love with you.
1651
01:33:43,917 --> 01:33:47,375
Yuma, the ayahuasca isn't working.
1652
01:33:47,458 --> 01:33:50,375
You said I'd forget
and I keep seeing her everywhere.
1653
01:33:50,542 --> 01:33:53,375
Absurd fantasies where she says
she loves me.
1654
01:33:53,458 --> 01:33:55,083
I cant be cured.
1655
01:33:55,250 --> 01:33:58,750
Roberto! I'm not a hallucination,
it's me.
1656
01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:00,875
Your sister brought me.
1657
01:34:01,042 --> 01:34:03,583
Isabel, let me.
1658
01:34:10,792 --> 01:34:11,792
Roberto!
1659
01:34:12,333 --> 01:34:15,250
Daniela! Daniela, little sis.
1660
01:34:16,125 --> 01:34:20,292
I shouldn't have played with your life.
I only ended up playing with mine.
1661
01:34:20,375 --> 01:34:21,958
How's that for karma!
1662
01:34:22,125 --> 01:34:24,667
And for what? A turbine.
1663
01:34:25,833 --> 01:34:29,333
Turbine.
1664
01:34:29,417 --> 01:34:32,042
Roberto, your turbine is wonderful.
1665
01:34:32,792 --> 01:34:34,625
We'll be manufacturing it in 3 years.
1666
01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:37,667
Ma-n u-fac-tu-ring.
1667
01:34:37,750 --> 01:34:39,250
- Roberto...
- Roberto.
1668
01:34:43,333 --> 01:34:44,917
- Are you okay?
- Yes.
1669
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:47,292
I don't care about the turbine
or anything else.
1670
01:34:47,375 --> 01:34:49,167
I only want to be with Isabel.
1671
01:34:49,833 --> 01:34:51,958
But that's impossible
because she's "lesbanica."
1672
01:34:52,125 --> 01:34:53,917
Her flaming "lesbianation."
1673
01:34:55,542 --> 01:34:57,375
Her "lesbianicity."
1674
01:34:57,833 --> 01:34:59,208
Isabel isn't a lesbian.
1675
01:34:59,958 --> 01:35:01,458
Yuma told me that.
1676
01:35:01,542 --> 01:35:03,292
But then she sent me a message
saying
1677
01:35:03,375 --> 01:35:05,083
she was in love with you.
Sure, no wonder.
1678
01:35:05,167 --> 01:35:08,087
Only a Allende-Salazar can steal a girl
away from another Allende-Salazar.
1679
01:35:08,500 --> 01:35:10,917
- I sent that message, you moron.
- What?
1680
01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:13,750
- You have to find Isabel.
- Yes, yes, yes.
1681
01:35:14,458 --> 01:35:15,667
What are you going to do?
1682
01:35:16,583 --> 01:35:17,583
Find her.
1683
01:35:17,667 --> 01:35:19,167
And what will you say?
1684
01:35:21,250 --> 01:35:23,250
That I knew it the first time I saw her.
1685
01:35:25,125 --> 01:35:27,042
And you know how I knew?
1686
01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:29,083
How?
1687
01:35:29,958 --> 01:35:32,625
Because when I got home,
I jerked off like she said.
1688
01:35:33,167 --> 01:35:36,792
There's no need to...
Yes, yes, there is.
1689
01:35:37,750 --> 01:35:40,083
But it wasn't sleazy, it was different.
1690
01:35:40,167 --> 01:35:43,083
Romantic With a history.
1691
01:35:43,667 --> 01:35:45,042
You imagine all the foreplay.
1692
01:35:45,125 --> 01:35:49,833
You touch your pants like this.
You start talking to her,
1693
01:35:49,917 --> 01:35:51,375
seducing her.
1694
01:35:51,750 --> 01:35:54,458
And when you grab her
and start banging her,
1695
01:35:54,542 --> 01:35:58,833
you don't imagine yourself humping her
against the wall and pulling her hair.
1696
01:35:58,917 --> 01:36:00,083
Well, yeah.
1697
01:36:01,042 --> 01:36:03,208
But only because you know
she likes it rough.
1698
01:36:04,083 --> 01:36:05,208
How beautiful!
1699
01:36:05,958 --> 01:36:08,042
And there's laughter, kissing,
1700
01:36:08,333 --> 01:36:10,250
understanding...
A whole lot of that.
1701
01:36:11,833 --> 01:36:14,042
You want to keep jerking off forever.
1702
01:36:16,292 --> 01:36:17,792
I did the same thing.
1703
01:36:17,875 --> 01:36:21,917
Roberto, maybe you should go over
this speech before you talk to her.
1704
01:36:26,833 --> 01:36:30,417
Remember: Find Isabel.
1705
01:36:31,292 --> 01:36:32,292
Isabel!
1706
01:36:33,958 --> 01:36:37,917
I have to find Isabel to tell her...
something besides jerking off.
1707
01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:43,042
Huh?
1708
01:36:48,542 --> 01:36:49,542
Isabel?
1709
01:36:52,583 --> 01:36:54,000
It's Yuma's.
1710
01:36:56,083 --> 01:36:57,542
I couldn't resist.
1711
01:36:59,833 --> 01:37:01,875
There's something I have to tell you.
1712
01:37:02,375 --> 01:37:03,625
Since the first moment...
1713
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:05,292
Don't talk.
1714
01:37:08,792 --> 01:37:11,417
Nothing will be better
than the jerking off story.
1715
01:37:28,833 --> 01:37:31,833
Does anyone here read
movie credits?
1716
01:37:33,625 --> 01:37:36,542
Do they really expect us
to stay another half an hour
1717
01:37:37,250 --> 01:37:38,500
to read?
1718
01:37:39,542 --> 01:37:41,458
Oh, chief electrician,
Isalas Ibáñez.
1719
01:37:41,583 --> 01:37:43,833
III write that down.
What other movies has he done?
1720
01:37:43,917 --> 01:37:45,542
I want to see his filmography.
1721
01:37:46,500 --> 01:37:49,833
Seriously, go out for dinner
with people, get a life.
1722
01:37:49,958 --> 01:37:51,375
If you want to read,
grab that book
1723
01:37:51,458 --> 01:37:52,698
you've been reading for a year.
1724
01:37:52,792 --> 01:37:55,333
"It's by Paulo Coelho."
I don't care.
1725
01:37:55,500 --> 01:37:56,750
It'll be much more interesting
1726
01:37:56,833 --> 01:37:59,583
than reading names of people
you don't know.
1727
01:37:59,708 --> 01:38:01,833
It's like being
in the Prado Museum
1728
01:38:01,917 --> 01:38:03,292
seeing a painting by Velázquez
1729
01:38:03,458 --> 01:38:04,917
and when you leave,
1730
01:38:05,000 --> 01:38:06,958
a security guard comes and says:
1731
01:38:07,125 --> 01:38:08,958
"Where are you going?"
1732
01:38:09,667 --> 01:38:12,375
You're not leaving without
reading the credits, are you?
1733
01:38:12,625 --> 01:38:14,667
What are you, uncultured7'
1734
01:38:14,958 --> 01:38:16,158
And he turns over the painting
1735
01:38:16,208 --> 01:38:17,958
and you have to read
all the names
1736
01:38:18,042 --> 01:38:21,042
of anyone
who contributed whatever.
1737
01:38:21,208 --> 01:38:24,625
Then there are movies
that split the screen in half
1738
01:38:24,708 --> 01:38:26,333
and show a funny scene
on one side
1739
01:38:26,417 --> 01:38:27,958
and the credits on the other.
1740
01:38:29,250 --> 01:38:31,708
Nobody's going to read them.
1741
01:38:32,875 --> 01:38:36,167
Seriously, where you really
need credits is in real life.
1742
01:38:36,333 --> 01:38:38,458
Like when you have
a date, for example.
1743
01:38:39,083 --> 01:38:43,667
When you set foot in the bar
where you have your first date,
1744
01:38:44,083 --> 01:38:46,083
tons of people have been working
1745
01:38:46,167 --> 01:38:47,458
for you in the shadows
1746
01:38:48,625 --> 01:38:51,417
and they deserve a little credit.
For example:
1747
01:38:51,792 --> 01:38:55,000
Makeup: Contouring for
beginners on Youlube.
1748
01:38:56,333 --> 01:38:58,917
Wardrobe: Zara, for the jacket
I bought for the date
1749
01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:01,625
which III return tomorrow
like I never used it.
1750
01:39:01,708 --> 01:39:06,375
And most importantly,
casting director:
1751
01:39:07,375 --> 01:39:08,542
Tinder.
1752
01:39:11,417 --> 01:39:12,708
Where was I going with this?
1753
01:39:12,958 --> 01:39:15,125
Oh, right. Everyone leave!
1754
01:39:15,292 --> 01:39:18,042
You have Paulo Coelho waiting at home!
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