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ADULT ADAM: Ah, politics of the '80s.
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- TV gave us the great soundbite...
- There you go again.
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...devastating one-liners...
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Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy.
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...the iconic ad...
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NARRATOR: It's morning again in America.
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...and whatever this was supposed to be.
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- [Doorbell rings]
- And then there was the day
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that politics showed up on our doorstep.
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Hello, citizen. Dodd Wembley.
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I'm running for comptroller
of our fair city.
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Here. Have a button.
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You want me to take a needle
and stab my cheetah face?
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That is quite the majestic cat
on your front there.
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S'pose a hat wouldn't do the trick?
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Like I'm gonna jam my best
feature into your ball cap.
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Welp, don't forget to vote on Tuesday.
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Dodd Wembley, comptroller.
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Tell me... how do you plan to comptrol
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the leaves in my gutter?
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I don't. That's not what
a comptroller does.
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Passing the buck, I see.
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I tell you what. If you let me leave,
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I'll find someone to cut something down.
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Or you could just unbutton
your shirt and try to nurse me,
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'cause clearly you think
I was born yesterday.
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I give up. Vote, don't vote,
do whatever you want.
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Oh, I'm a voter.
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I vote hard and often, and I have to say
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you have zero charisma,
charm, or appeal.
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Seems unfair, but I'm running unopposed,
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so I technically don't need your vote.
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I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna throw all my support
behind your opponent.
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I have no opponent.
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You do now... me!
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What's that now?
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I'm at a crossroads in my life,
as you know.
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I do not. We just met.
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Political office will give me
purpose in my empty-nest years.
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- Oh.
- And that is why
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I am officially declaring
my candidacy for...
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What is this again?
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Comptroller.
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I am now this fair city's comptroller!
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Still gotta have an election.
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Ah! Even more to do!
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America!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was October 28th, 1980-something.
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Erica and Geoff were finally
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going to be in college together,
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and he was busy with
her last-minute packing.
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All these slippers coming with, Hon?
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I don't know, Geoff. Yes? No?
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Take some initiative.
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Sorry, panda slippers,
she will see you on break.
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Oh, the panda slippers are so cute.
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You're not bringing the pandas?
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The answer's right there
in your angry tone!
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This apartment looks perfect for us...
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one bedroom, light and airy...
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- Is it on campus?
- Hell no.
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We wanna be as far away from
that place as possible.
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Perfect! Also, why exactly?
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'Cause campus is for freshmen.
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But I am a freshman.
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Who's dating a sophomore,
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so you can skip all that
freshman nonsense
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because I've done it already.
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I guess I never looked at it
that way. 'Cause why would I?
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Listen, it's just a bunch of
loud, sweaty parties
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where you're stuck with dumbasses
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who are going through the same
giant life change as you.
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Who would want that fun and familiarity?
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Well, thank you, Sweets.
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I got dangerously close
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to actually getting excited
about something.
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It's cool. It all worked out.
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But I'm just not sure how I'm
gonna tell my orientation leader
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that I'm skipping all that stuff.
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He seemed to think
it was really important.
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Geoff, you don't need to listen
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to some dipwad in a T-shirt and visor.
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And yet he does!
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This powerful visor is a badge
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that allows me to do
and say anything I want.
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- That's not right.
- That's not even how badges work.
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Thusly, I've been entrusted with
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overseeing Geoff's transition
from dorky civilian...
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- Guilty.
- ...to hard-partying freshman,
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whose love of beer and lack of ambition
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become sources of real concern
for his community.
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Dude, what do you know about
orienting freshmen?
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You may recall
my own freshman experience
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was less than stellar.
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Yeah, you sucked butt
academically and socially.
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Silence! Not in front of Ren.
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I know what I'm working with.
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The point is, I want to help
others have the fun I missed.
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And I get a visor. Okay?
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It's all the best parts of a hat
minus the annoying middle!
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I stopped caring.
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But Geoff wants no part
of Freshman Week.
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He's got an upperclass
girlfriend, and we're over it.
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- Opposite!
- Maybe I could just
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stop by for some ice cream?
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Fine, go. You'll see for
yourself how lame it is.
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Barry wins!
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Thanks, Babe, for allowing me
to learn by failing.
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With that, Geoff's Freshman Week began.
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And Barry kicked it off
with a classic... egg toss.
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Look alive! Here's another!
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You're paying tuition for this.
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And then, there were ice-breaking games.
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Wooden teeth, crossed the Delaware...
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Am I George Washington?
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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- Noice!
- Why?
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Yep, Barry was gonna make sure
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Geoff slid into freshman year in style.
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Oh, no!
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Ooh!
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I probably could've placed that better.
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- Are you okay?
- Okay? I've never felt so alive!
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- Freshmen forever!
- You're a sophomore!
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- Whoo!
- Whoo!
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While Barry was helping Geoff
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throw himself into freshman life,
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my mom had fully caught
the politics bug.
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What the hell?
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I was gonna play "Frogger 2" down here.
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It's exactly like the original
except the frog can ride a duck.
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Schmoo, sit your dimpled tushy down
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and help me corner the youth vote.
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Youths can't vote,
so I'll catch you later.
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Help me or I'll donate
your froggie duck game
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to the synagogue bazaar.
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With Purim on deck?
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I can't take that risk.
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Aw, he's in 'cause he wants to be!
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Okay. Now, where were we?
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So, according to the minutes, you said,
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"I need a thousand 'Beverly
for Comptroller' T-shirts,"
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and then Linda inquired,
"Won't that be expensive?"
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and then you shouted,
"I don't care what it costs!"
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And then you called Linda
a "sun-baked shoe."
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I would never say that.
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I said 2,000.
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What's all this?
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For some reason, Mom's running
for city comptroller.
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- That's real?
- I'm excited, too!
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Oh, remember how I was saying
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I needed to start a new chapter
in my life?
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I vaguely remember
dozing off to those words.
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This is it! I'm in politics now!
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Oh, good for you. Do me a favor.
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Just keep it down,
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'cause I'm having trouble
following "The Fall Guy."
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Aah! His enthusiasm is electric!
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[Chuckles] Okay.
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What should my platform be?
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Well, what made you want
to seek this office?
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The leaves in my gutters.
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What does that have to do
with being a comptroller?
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I don't know, timeworn Essie,
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because I'm not exactly sure
what a comptroller does.
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Might that possibly be a liability?
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Ginzy, why are you even here?
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You said there was a fire.
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A fire for politics!
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No, you said there was a grease fire,
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so I brought this bucket of sand.
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Exactly!
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Each grain in your stupid bucket
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represents a life
I'll change for the better!
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That's a pretty full bucket, Mom.
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I think there's more grains in there
than all the people on Earth.
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How do you even count sand?
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Probably by weight.
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- That's smart. I never knew that.
- Yeah, I like that.
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Yes! You all hear
my clarion call to action!
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Together we can!
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My mom's campaign was a runaway train.
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But there was one person
we could always count on
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to pump the brakes.
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I hope you're aware that your wife
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- is down there destroying democracy!
- It had a good run.
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If she wins, she's gonna
bankrupt the city!
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Mm, changing things up.
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And you know this whole thing's
gonna end up
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- costing you a fortune!
- Marriage ain't cheap.
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How can you just sit there
and not care about this?!
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- I'm a riddle.
- Pfft!
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I'm with the boy, Mur.
What's your game here?
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No game. I'm just being
a supportive husband.
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I'm kinda great.
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That's the thing... you're not.
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- I'm a riddle.
- You said that.
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While my dad was
surprisingly supportive,
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Geoff was about to get
a shock of his own.
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Wait till you see this!
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Whoa.
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Brick walls and exposed pipes?
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Are we visiting the Tenement Museum?
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Nope. It's our new home!
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I found us the most rad
off-campus apartment anywhere.
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- How far off-campus are we?
- Camden, New Jersey.
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That's a whole different state
than the one our college is in.
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Geoff, why aren't you more excited?
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We're in the emerging arts district.
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Emerging from what?
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There's a sign at the restaurant
across the street
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that says "Welcome to Little Botswana."
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Exactly. Emerging.
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There you are!
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Barry? How did you find us?
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A big draw of this place was
you not knowing where it was.
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Sorry. I told him to meet me here.
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Geoff, we have a James Bond mixer
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so freshmen can James Bond
with other freshmen.
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I don't get it, either.
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Schwartz. Geoff Schwartz.
License to party.
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Don't do that at the mixer! Let's go.
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Wait, you can't go.
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We have to do a credit check,
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sign a lease, and put down a deposit.
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Sorry, Bar, instead of
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making new and exciting
lifelong friendships,
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I gotta sign stuff. Yay!
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As Geoff gave in,
my mom wasn't giving up
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on her local-government dreams.
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Okay. Who's ready for a debate?
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That Wembley fella said yes to a debate?
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I publicly questioned
his manhood, so he had to!
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Adam recorded it.
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Ah, same outfit Apollo Creed wore
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when he entered the ring in "Rocky."
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Good eye.
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Now, remember, I've never actually
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been in a debate before,
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so I was a little rusty on the rules.
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My name is Dodd Wembley.
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I know Dodd Wembley.
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Dodd Wembley is a friend of mine.
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You, sir, are no Dodd Wembley.
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I literally am. Dodd Wembley.
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There you go again.
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Again? I haven't said anything.
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And thanks to my mom, he wouldn't.
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It's morning in Jenkintown, which means
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Dodd Wembley is taking
his anxiety medication.
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That's for one of the dogs I foster.
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She played the sexism card.
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So a woman couldn't do this job.
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Is that what you're saying?
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I'm just saying I have
10 years of experience.
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- There you go again.
- Stop saying that!
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And then she played
whatever card this is.
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In conclusion, Dodd Wembley is
a drug addict who eats kittens.
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No, you can't say that!
266
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That is a completely false
and damaging statement!
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Oh, look who hates free speech!
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God bless America!
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You got my vote.
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Oh, Murray, you are a treasure.
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I have one thought, which is
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I'm done with this campaign
and possibly our friendship.
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Ginzy said my thing.
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Love the outfit, though.
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Sorry, Mom, I'm off this train, too.
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Schmoo, I need you!
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Everything I'm doing, I'm doing for you!
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Why, exactly?
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So you can see that
anything is possible.
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I got that from the debate. I'm out.
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I'll let you shoot my campaign
ad with an unlimited budget.
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I always believed in you. Let's do this!
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Yes!
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Soon, the corridors of power
will be mine.
285
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You got my vote!
286
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My sister was loving
her new off-campus apartment.
287
00:08:55,579 --> 00:08:57,795
But for Geoff, it was
a little too off-campus.
288
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Uh, what's with the dorkwear?
289
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It's freshman field day.
I'm on the purple team.
290
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- White is our mortal enemy.
- You're leaving now?
291
00:09:03,341 --> 00:09:05,708
But I'm turning this drab nook
into a twinkly wonderland.
292
00:09:05,776 --> 00:09:08,094
Yeah, I-I love how hard it'll be
for me to see my textbooks.
293
00:09:08,187 --> 00:09:09,311
You're not gonna help us?
294
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I guess I could be late to the
thing I'm really excited about
295
00:09:11,447 --> 00:09:12,979
because of these lights that just kinda
296
00:09:13,050 --> 00:09:15,317
- meander across the wall.
- There ya go, Kris Kringle.
297
00:09:15,386 --> 00:09:18,020
Grab some thumb tacks
and go where the wire takes ya.
298
00:09:18,089 --> 00:09:19,788
Yep, always the supportive boyfriend,
299
00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:22,011
Geoff once again put Erica first.
300
00:09:22,036 --> 00:09:23,025
Over here, I guess?
301
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Freshman Week would have to wait.
302
00:09:24,762 --> 00:09:26,762
- Hey.
- Geoff, where you been?
303
00:09:26,864 --> 00:09:28,764
It's Field Day, not Field Early Evening.
304
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I caught a fierce headwind
on the Ben Franklin Bridge,
305
00:09:30,701 --> 00:09:32,534
but I'm here now. Let the games begin!
306
00:09:32,636 --> 00:09:33,535
We just let them end.
307
00:09:33,637 --> 00:09:34,870
So, let 'em begin again.
308
00:09:34,972 --> 00:09:37,773
Ooh, the sack race! I'm a demon at that!
309
00:09:37,842 --> 00:09:39,575
Oh, this is not empty,
and it's also wet.
310
00:09:39,677 --> 00:09:41,977
Yeah, you're jumping in trash
and beer vomit,
311
00:09:42,046 --> 00:09:44,847
but here's a fun event...
you finish cleaning up.
312
00:09:44,915 --> 00:09:48,050
Turns out the sack race
wasn't all Geoff missed.
313
00:09:48,119 --> 00:09:50,576
There was the surprise guest speaker.
314
00:09:50,638 --> 00:09:52,404
Holy crap! That was life-changing!
315
00:09:52,506 --> 00:09:53,539
What was life changing?
316
00:09:53,641 --> 00:09:55,073
A boring meeting with no fun surprises?
317
00:09:55,175 --> 00:09:56,608
Maya Angelou, bro!
318
00:09:56,710 --> 00:09:59,211
She read a poem and did a kamikaze shot!
319
00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,346
She knows why the caged bird parties.
320
00:10:01,415 --> 00:10:03,715
As the week went on,
Geoff couldn't catch a break.
321
00:10:03,784 --> 00:10:05,551
- What happened to you?
- Tell me it's not over.
322
00:10:05,653 --> 00:10:07,052
It was so cool!
323
00:10:07,121 --> 00:10:09,688
Sheets are not just for ghosts
or creating forts.
324
00:10:09,749 --> 00:10:11,782
Can I get a redo?
I'm free tomorrow afternoon!
325
00:10:11,859 --> 00:10:14,626
Eh, it was once-in-a-lifetime,
never to be duplicated.
326
00:10:14,695 --> 00:10:16,762
The Bangles came by
and welcomed us with a song.
327
00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:18,363
Oh, no. Was it "Walk Like An Egyptian"?
328
00:10:18,465 --> 00:10:20,465
- Does this answer your question?
- It does!
329
00:10:20,534 --> 00:10:22,167
- Boneyard does it better.
- Who's Boneyard?
330
00:10:22,269 --> 00:10:23,902
I gave everyone nicknames
while you were gone,
331
00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,337
but don't worry, you got one.
332
00:10:25,406 --> 00:10:26,905
- You're "No Show."
- "No Show"?
333
00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,840
I have other options... Jersey Guy,
334
00:10:28,909 --> 00:10:31,877
Geoffrey Come Lately,
St. Elsewhere, Off Ramp,
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00:10:31,946 --> 00:10:35,547
the White Shadow, Figment,
Mysterio, Invisible Man,
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00:10:35,616 --> 00:10:39,051
King Gone, The Misser,
The Great Flake, Mr. Missed It.
337
00:10:39,119 --> 00:10:40,319
I don't want to be called any of those!
338
00:10:40,421 --> 00:10:41,920
"No Show" it is!
339
00:10:42,022 --> 00:10:44,056
- I've missed everything.
- You have!
340
00:10:44,124 --> 00:10:46,358
Did you know Neil and Lauren
are a couple now?
341
00:10:46,427 --> 00:10:47,726
I don't even know
who you're talking about.
342
00:10:47,795 --> 00:10:49,628
Sorry... Woodchip and The Wolf.
343
00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:50,829
Okay, if I don't know who they are,
344
00:10:50,931 --> 00:10:51,897
then how would I know their nicknames?
345
00:10:51,966 --> 00:10:53,899
Hey, don't get mad at me, No Show.
346
00:10:53,968 --> 00:10:55,434
You're the one who lives off campus.
347
00:10:55,536 --> 00:10:57,002
But I didn't choose that.
348
00:10:57,071 --> 00:10:58,637
As No Show missed everything,
349
00:10:58,706 --> 00:11:00,639
my mom was doing everything she could
350
00:11:00,741 --> 00:11:02,407
to make the perfect campaign ad.
351
00:11:02,476 --> 00:11:05,310
Okay. Now dazzle me
with a mind so brilliant,
352
00:11:05,412 --> 00:11:07,212
I will never make it have a summer job.
353
00:11:07,281 --> 00:11:10,515
Well, I realized I'm more sci-fi
than politics,
354
00:11:10,618 --> 00:11:13,218
so I'm thinking
a stop-motion re-creation
355
00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:14,853
of the Battle of Endor,
356
00:11:14,922 --> 00:11:16,521
where you're leading the Alliance...
357
00:11:16,624 --> 00:11:18,790
We'll keep that in mind for
when the voting age is 7.
358
00:11:18,892 --> 00:11:20,492
- Next!
- Hurtful.
359
00:11:20,561 --> 00:11:23,829
Okay, everyone loves a parody
and break dancing.
360
00:11:23,897 --> 00:11:26,465
Thus, "Breakin' 2: Election Boogaloo."
361
00:11:26,533 --> 00:11:28,233
Skip to the ones that don't suck.
362
00:11:28,335 --> 00:11:30,168
Tough but fair. Okay.
363
00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:31,470
You know the fast-talking guy
364
00:11:31,538 --> 00:11:33,171
from the Micro Machine commercials?
365
00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,706
This is the Micro Machine Man,
presenting the most midget,
366
00:11:34,808 --> 00:11:35,807
miniature motorcade of Micro Machines.
367
00:11:35,909 --> 00:11:38,071
We hire him to list and hopefully hide
368
00:11:38,145 --> 00:11:39,645
your lack of qualifications.
369
00:11:39,747 --> 00:11:40,912
Beverly Goldberg has no experience
370
00:11:40,965 --> 00:11:42,231
or discernable skills,
but you're not understanding
371
00:11:42,316 --> 00:11:43,582
a word I'm saying so maybe
you'll vote for her anyway.
372
00:11:43,651 --> 00:11:45,217
Okay, I'm gonna put this gently...
373
00:11:45,319 --> 00:11:46,918
your ideas are crap.
374
00:11:46,987 --> 00:11:48,353
Not sure you're nailing "gently."
375
00:11:48,422 --> 00:11:50,188
I need something catchy
and inspired and...
376
00:11:50,257 --> 00:11:52,124
This is a story about control.
377
00:11:52,226 --> 00:11:53,725
My control.
378
00:11:53,827 --> 00:11:57,162
Control of what I say
and control of what I do.
379
00:11:57,231 --> 00:11:59,231
What kind of feast for the eyes is this?
380
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:01,733
That's "Control,"
Janet Jackson's masterpiece
381
00:12:01,802 --> 00:12:04,636
and her personal testament
to self-actualization.
382
00:12:04,738 --> 00:12:06,204
You know a lot about this Janet Jackson.
383
00:12:06,273 --> 00:12:08,707
She was Willis's girlfriend
on "Diff'rent Strokes."
384
00:12:08,809 --> 00:12:10,909
This is what I want.
385
00:12:11,011 --> 00:12:14,546
And you're gonna give it to me,
because I gave you life.
386
00:12:14,648 --> 00:12:17,382
That comes up more than
it should, but sure.
387
00:12:17,484 --> 00:12:21,219
This is a story about comptrol.
388
00:12:21,321 --> 00:12:23,188
My comptrol.
389
00:12:23,257 --> 00:12:27,793
Comptrol of what I say
and comptrol of what I do.
390
00:12:27,861 --> 00:12:30,462
And this time, I'm gonna do it my way.
391
00:12:30,531 --> 00:12:31,596
This time?
392
00:12:31,699 --> 00:12:34,032
I hope you enjoy this as much as I do.
393
00:12:34,134 --> 00:12:36,501
Are we ready?
394
00:12:36,603 --> 00:12:37,736
I am.
395
00:12:37,805 --> 00:12:39,671
'Cause it's all about comptrol.
396
00:12:39,773 --> 00:12:43,008
And I've got lots of it.
397
00:12:43,077 --> 00:12:45,877
[Cheers and applause]
398
00:12:45,979 --> 00:12:47,913
♪ When I was 17 ♪
399
00:12:48,015 --> 00:12:50,882
♪ I did what people told me ♪
400
00:12:50,984 --> 00:12:53,685
♪
401
00:12:53,754 --> 00:12:55,620
♪ Did what my father said ♪
402
00:12:55,723 --> 00:12:59,091
♪ And let my mother mold me ♪
403
00:12:59,193 --> 00:13:00,659
♪ But that was long ago ♪
404
00:13:00,761 --> 00:13:03,161
♪ I'm in comptrol ♪
405
00:13:03,263 --> 00:13:05,163
♪ Never gonna stop ♪
406
00:13:05,265 --> 00:13:07,032
♪ Comptrol ♪
407
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,467
♪ Get what I want ♪
408
00:13:08,535 --> 00:13:16,541
♪
409
00:13:16,610 --> 00:13:19,107
♪ Comptrol ♪
410
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,481
And it goes on like that
for another 17 minutes.
411
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:25,150
- Isn't it amazing?
- I have so many questions.
412
00:13:25,252 --> 00:13:27,853
Starting with,
what the [bleep] was that?
413
00:13:27,921 --> 00:13:30,522
Just a rousing appeal to
the voters of Jenkintown.
414
00:13:30,624 --> 00:13:32,924
Murray, please jump in here!
415
00:13:33,026 --> 00:13:34,025
I like it.
416
00:13:34,128 --> 00:13:35,160
Yay!
417
00:13:35,229 --> 00:13:37,162
Schmoo, let's send a copy to MTV.
418
00:13:37,231 --> 00:13:39,831
They'll play it, and we'll have
the youth vote in the bag.
419
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:42,033
That's for sure how it works.
420
00:13:42,102 --> 00:13:44,903
All right, Murray, it's a fact...
you're up to something.
421
00:13:44,972 --> 00:13:46,371
Can't a man support his wife?
422
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,707
If the man is you? Typically, no.
423
00:13:48,809 --> 00:13:51,409
She's clearly out of comptrol.
424
00:13:51,478 --> 00:13:52,677
What's going on?
425
00:13:52,746 --> 00:13:55,313
You know how Bevy's always
looking for purpose in her life
426
00:13:55,415 --> 00:13:57,182
and she always has these bad ideas
427
00:13:57,251 --> 00:13:58,750
of what her next chapter should be?
428
00:13:58,819 --> 00:14:01,186
Sure. Teaching. Cookbooking.
429
00:14:01,288 --> 00:14:03,789
Selling mannequins door to door.
430
00:14:03,857 --> 00:14:05,657
It was surprising how well that went.
431
00:14:05,759 --> 00:14:06,758
I'm sick of being the one
432
00:14:06,827 --> 00:14:08,960
to tell her how stupid
her life choices are.
433
00:14:09,029 --> 00:14:11,463
There's probably
a better way to say that.
434
00:14:11,532 --> 00:14:14,666
Exactly. I'm gonna let
the voters tell her for me.
435
00:14:14,768 --> 00:14:16,334
Let them be the bad guy.
436
00:14:16,403 --> 00:14:18,436
And then, I'll be the supportive husband
437
00:14:18,539 --> 00:14:19,671
who doesn't have to move.
438
00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:21,373
That actually makes some sense.
439
00:14:21,441 --> 00:14:22,808
That's what I was going for.
440
00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:24,609
I just found out that the comptroller
441
00:14:24,711 --> 00:14:26,845
doesn't get an inaugural ball.
442
00:14:26,947 --> 00:14:28,847
When you win, I'm gonna throw you
443
00:14:28,949 --> 00:14:31,049
the biggest one the city's
ever seen, my love.
444
00:14:31,118 --> 00:14:33,318
Mwah! Mwah! Unh! Unh! Unh!
445
00:14:33,387 --> 00:14:35,453
ADULT ADAM: While my mom was
on top of the political world,
446
00:14:35,556 --> 00:14:38,023
Geoff's Freshman Week had bottomed out.
447
00:14:38,091 --> 00:14:40,258
There's my guy.
How was your toga thingy?
448
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,327
Must have been crazy, 'cause you
got a little soot on ya.
449
00:14:42,396 --> 00:14:43,795
This isn't soot. It's exhaust
450
00:14:43,897 --> 00:14:45,597
from the many vehicles
on the New Jersey Turnpike.
451
00:14:45,699 --> 00:14:47,799
You know, funny story.
I actually drove right by the school.
452
00:14:47,893 --> 00:14:50,168
- I could've taken you.
- That is funny!
453
00:14:50,236 --> 00:14:52,736
[Laughing]
454
00:14:52,839 --> 00:14:54,371
Dude, what's with the crazy laugh?
455
00:14:54,474 --> 00:14:55,473
You seem miffed.
456
00:14:55,576 --> 00:14:57,442
Oh, my God. How do you not get it?!
457
00:14:57,544 --> 00:14:58,677
I don't want to live here!
458
00:14:58,779 --> 00:14:59,911
What? But we decided...
459
00:15:00,013 --> 00:15:01,346
No, you decided!
460
00:15:01,415 --> 00:15:02,948
You lectured me on how all the stuff
461
00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:04,649
that I thought was important
was lame and dumb!
462
00:15:04,751 --> 00:15:06,184
Only because I know better.
463
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,320
Here's something I know...
you're gonna make this right.
464
00:15:08,388 --> 00:15:09,754
What? How would I even do that?
465
00:15:09,857 --> 00:15:12,023
By giving me
my Freshman Week back! Come on.
466
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,959
Geoff wasn't gonna
let Erica off the hook,
467
00:15:14,061 --> 00:15:16,261
even though he really didn't
have much of a plan.
468
00:15:16,363 --> 00:15:17,729
Geoff, what the hell are you doing?
469
00:15:17,831 --> 00:15:19,497
The classic Penn tradition...
The Naked Mile!
470
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,832
Wait. You're streaking?
471
00:15:20,934 --> 00:15:22,467
Here? In Camden, New Jersey?
472
00:15:22,569 --> 00:15:23,602
Hell yeah I am!
473
00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:24,669
Ever since we got together,
474
00:15:24,771 --> 00:15:26,171
I've been all about what Erica wants.
475
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,039
But right now, it's about what I want.
476
00:15:28,141 --> 00:15:30,275
And I wanna jog naked
in these unknown streets!
477
00:15:30,377 --> 00:15:31,643
Oh, God. Please don't
take your underwear off.
478
00:15:31,745 --> 00:15:33,411
Let's just go inside,
and we can talk about it.
479
00:15:33,513 --> 00:15:34,579
There's nothing to talk about.
480
00:15:34,681 --> 00:15:36,514
Behold my body, Little Botswana!
481
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:37,883
- [Siren chirps]
- Oh, no!
482
00:15:37,985 --> 00:15:38,884
Oh, yeah.
483
00:15:38,952 --> 00:15:40,285
It's not what it looks like, Officer.
484
00:15:40,387 --> 00:15:42,654
This is just a storied tradition
at a college in another state.
485
00:15:42,723 --> 00:15:44,022
Oh. Then it's cool.
486
00:15:44,124 --> 00:15:45,223
- Really?
- Not at all.
487
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:46,758
As Geoff laid himself bare,
488
00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:49,661
my mom could barely contain
her Election Day excitement.
489
00:15:49,763 --> 00:15:51,997
Does this outfit say, "I'm in Comptrol"?
490
00:15:52,099 --> 00:15:53,131
Big-time.
491
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,366
I have to tell you, Murray,
492
00:15:54,468 --> 00:15:56,401
I don't think I could've
done this without you.
493
00:15:56,503 --> 00:15:57,669
I'm good like that.
494
00:15:57,771 --> 00:15:59,704
So what was the atmosphere like
at the elementary school
495
00:15:59,806 --> 00:16:00,839
when you went to vote?
496
00:16:00,941 --> 00:16:04,576
It was electric and, uh,
goose bumps and whatnot.
497
00:16:04,645 --> 00:16:06,378
Oh! So exciting!
498
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,512
Yeah.
499
00:16:07,614 --> 00:16:09,915
Where's your "I Voted" sticker?
500
00:16:10,017 --> 00:16:11,650
Oh.
501
00:16:11,752 --> 00:16:13,385
Wow. It must've fallen off outside.
502
00:16:13,453 --> 00:16:15,186
You know, it's windy as can be.
503
00:16:15,289 --> 00:16:17,155
Murray, you did vote, didn't you?
504
00:16:17,257 --> 00:16:18,523
[Chuckles] You know it.
505
00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:19,724
Making my voice heard.
506
00:16:19,826 --> 00:16:21,960
- And you voted in the gym?
- In the gym!
507
00:16:22,062 --> 00:16:24,696
Exercising my civic duty.
508
00:16:24,798 --> 00:16:26,064
It was in the cafeteria.
509
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:28,033
- Oh, boy.
- "Oh, boy" is right!
510
00:16:28,135 --> 00:16:29,634
I thought I had the support
511
00:16:29,736 --> 00:16:31,703
of the most important person in my life.
512
00:16:31,805 --> 00:16:33,138
And you couldn't even be bothered
513
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,307
to get up off your butt and vote for me?
514
00:16:35,409 --> 00:16:38,843
Bevy, you don't even know
what a comptroller is.
515
00:16:38,946 --> 00:16:40,078
You don't even want the job.
516
00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:42,347
How dare you tell me what I want!
517
00:16:42,449 --> 00:16:44,249
This is the first thing in a long time
518
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,084
I've been excited about.
519
00:16:46,186 --> 00:16:47,185
And you know what?
520
00:16:47,287 --> 00:16:48,753
I'm gonna do it anyway.
521
00:16:48,855 --> 00:16:50,922
All on my own.
522
00:16:51,024 --> 00:16:52,568
Thanks for nothing, Murray.
523
00:16:55,325 --> 00:16:57,387
Geoff's naked run
had gotten him in trouble,
524
00:16:57,427 --> 00:16:59,692
and there was one person
who thought he could help.
525
00:16:59,754 --> 00:17:01,231
Officer!
526
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,811
I demand you release this
freshman to my custody.
527
00:17:03,874 --> 00:17:05,030
- Look, I really don't have the...
- Shh!
528
00:17:05,093 --> 00:17:07,661
Excuse me. I'm talking.
529
00:17:07,729 --> 00:17:10,697
Now, I know this is messy,
in terms of jurisdiction,
530
00:17:10,766 --> 00:17:13,733
but orientation leader trumps
beat cop any day of the week.
531
00:17:13,835 --> 00:17:15,402
I'm trying to tell you he's free to go.
532
00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:16,803
He won't get out the car.
533
00:17:16,872 --> 00:17:18,939
He lost his mind because
he missed some party.
534
00:17:19,007 --> 00:17:20,907
It wasn't just one party.
535
00:17:21,009 --> 00:17:22,542
He missed all of Freshman Week.
536
00:17:22,611 --> 00:17:23,977
A lifetime of memories.
537
00:17:24,046 --> 00:17:25,412
He will never get that back.
538
00:17:25,514 --> 00:17:26,546
Aw, damn it.
539
00:17:26,615 --> 00:17:28,315
I took his whole special week from him.
540
00:17:28,417 --> 00:17:29,482
Can I go in and talk to him?
541
00:17:29,585 --> 00:17:31,318
Somebody do something.
542
00:17:31,386 --> 00:17:32,819
Could I ask you some accuracy questions
543
00:17:32,888 --> 00:17:33,820
about "Turner & Hooch"?
544
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,755
You need to leave... now.
545
00:17:35,857 --> 00:17:36,790
Hey.
546
00:17:36,858 --> 00:17:38,124
I don't want to talk about it.
547
00:17:38,227 --> 00:17:39,926
Then I will.
548
00:17:39,995 --> 00:17:42,429
Geoff, I'm so sorry... about everything.
549
00:17:42,497 --> 00:17:44,164
Whatever.
550
00:17:44,233 --> 00:17:46,233
I should've never pushed
the apartment on you.
551
00:17:46,301 --> 00:17:49,803
And I took for granted how
sweet and agreeable
552
00:17:49,871 --> 00:17:52,606
and loving you are...
and it was selfish.
553
00:17:52,674 --> 00:17:54,407
That's nice,
but it's not just the apartment.
554
00:17:54,509 --> 00:17:56,743
- It's literally everything.
- That's not true.
555
00:17:56,812 --> 00:17:59,079
Oh, my God, it's always been true.
556
00:17:59,181 --> 00:18:01,748
When we got together,
I was an insecure pushover
557
00:18:01,850 --> 00:18:03,016
who was so grateful to get you
558
00:18:03,085 --> 00:18:04,985
that I didn't care that we did
everything on your terms.
559
00:18:05,053 --> 00:18:06,186
I didn't want that.
560
00:18:06,288 --> 00:18:08,989
I know. It's my fault, too.
I let it happen.
561
00:18:09,057 --> 00:18:11,024
- But no more.
- So, what are you saying?
562
00:18:11,126 --> 00:18:13,693
I'm saying I don't want to
live together anymore.
563
00:18:13,795 --> 00:18:15,428
You're breaking up with me?
564
00:18:15,530 --> 00:18:17,330
Please, just... I'll do anything.
565
00:18:17,432 --> 00:18:19,165
- Don't do this.
- Stop.
566
00:18:19,268 --> 00:18:21,735
We're not breaking up.
567
00:18:21,803 --> 00:18:24,638
I just need to carve out
some space for me.
568
00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:26,239
I want to be a freshman.
569
00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:29,075
Okay.
570
00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:30,777
I get it.
571
00:18:30,846 --> 00:18:32,545
Then that's what we'll do.
572
00:18:32,614 --> 00:18:34,981
But when you're done with
your freshman stuff,
573
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,249
will you come hang out with
574
00:18:36,318 --> 00:18:38,885
your super-cool off-campus girlfriend?
575
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:41,655
That would make me happy.
576
00:18:41,723 --> 00:18:43,857
Then that's all that matters.
577
00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:46,960
♪ You're goin' through changes ♪
578
00:18:47,062 --> 00:18:50,297
♪ Change ♪
579
00:18:50,399 --> 00:18:51,364
- ♪ Whoo! ♪
- Hey.
580
00:18:51,466 --> 00:18:52,932
I know this doesn't make up for
581
00:18:53,035 --> 00:18:54,868
what a jerk I've been, but, uh...
582
00:18:54,936 --> 00:18:58,238
Thanks, but didn't do a lot of good.
583
00:18:58,307 --> 00:19:00,440
That bad?
584
00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:02,709
It was a landslide.
585
00:19:02,811 --> 00:19:04,344
You were right.
586
00:19:04,446 --> 00:19:06,579
I just wanted to find something,
you know?
587
00:19:06,682 --> 00:19:08,148
And you will.
588
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,283
So you lost. Come on. Who cares?
589
00:19:10,385 --> 00:19:11,885
Look at what you accomplished.
590
00:19:11,953 --> 00:19:13,486
You got your name on the ballot,
591
00:19:13,588 --> 00:19:15,021
you made a great campaign video,
592
00:19:15,123 --> 00:19:17,390
and I saw you smoke a guy in a debate.
593
00:19:17,492 --> 00:19:19,993
I did, didn't I?
594
00:19:20,095 --> 00:19:21,094
Yeah!
595
00:19:21,163 --> 00:19:23,563
You're Beverly Goldberg.
You're relentless.
596
00:19:23,665 --> 00:19:26,700
Imagine how it's gonna be
when you find the right thing.
597
00:19:26,768 --> 00:19:31,404
That day, my mom learned she'd
always have my dad's vote.
598
00:19:31,506 --> 00:19:34,341
'Cause that's what you do
for the people you love.
599
00:19:34,409 --> 00:19:35,642
You sure you're okay with this?
600
00:19:35,744 --> 00:19:36,776
Absolutely.
601
00:19:36,845 --> 00:19:37,911
Besides, if you backed out now,
602
00:19:38,013 --> 00:19:39,979
I think your new roommate
might kill you.
603
00:19:40,082 --> 00:19:42,115
- No way!
- Way!
604
00:19:42,217 --> 00:19:43,783
My orienting made me realize
605
00:19:43,885 --> 00:19:46,653
it would be fun to have
another shot at campus life.
606
00:19:46,755 --> 00:19:48,021
Especially with you.
607
00:19:48,123 --> 00:19:49,222
Dude!
608
00:19:49,324 --> 00:19:51,191
♪ Going through changes ♪
609
00:19:51,889 --> 00:19:55,028
Sometimes all you have to do to
support the people in your life
610
00:19:55,130 --> 00:19:57,009
is be there for them.
611
00:19:58,157 --> 00:20:01,001
Other times, it's about giving
them the space they need.
612
00:20:01,142 --> 00:20:03,008
[Laughs]
613
00:20:03,338 --> 00:20:06,219
But either way, the fact
that you found that person
614
00:20:06,797 --> 00:20:09,316
means you've pretty much already won.
615
00:20:09,411 --> 00:20:14,547
♪
616
00:20:14,649 --> 00:20:15,682
ADAM: This is intense!
617
00:20:15,784 --> 00:20:16,983
I'm trying to get some light.
618
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,852
BEVERLY: Get the [bleep]
in this house now!
619
00:20:18,896 --> 00:20:19,739
Aww!
620
00:20:19,778 --> 00:20:22,137
Again, being a police officer
is not at all
621
00:20:22,192 --> 00:20:24,360
- like you see in the movies.
- Totally get that. Question.
622
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,828
Is there a separate academy
623
00:20:25,902 --> 00:20:27,219
for people who want to become Robocops?
624
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,646
Were you surprised to learn
that a Beverly Hills cop
625
00:20:29,749 --> 00:20:32,651
was every bit as street savvy
as a big-city cop?
626
00:20:32,737 --> 00:20:35,557
Are you more attracted
to Cagney or Lacey?
627
00:20:35,653 --> 00:20:36,886
There is a right answer.
628
00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:39,317
When you're on a motorcycle
and you arrest someone,
629
00:20:39,403 --> 00:20:41,291
how do you get the bad guy
to hold onto you
630
00:20:41,394 --> 00:20:42,593
on the ride back to the station?
631
00:20:42,695 --> 00:20:44,495
Would you say you're more Tango or Cash?
632
00:20:44,597 --> 00:20:47,131
How come every cop's
biggest case happens
633
00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:48,932
the week they're about to retire?
634
00:20:49,034 --> 00:20:51,301
Could a police horse
arrest a normal horse?
635
00:20:51,404 --> 00:20:53,831
Are you undercover
"21 Jump Street"-ing me?
636
00:20:53,901 --> 00:20:55,339
'Cause if I ask, you gotta tell me!
637
00:20:55,441 --> 00:20:57,040
I'm in my uniform!
638
00:20:57,135 --> 00:20:59,487
Now say, "Do you feel lucky, punk?"
639
00:20:59,512 --> 00:21:00,523
I really don't.
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