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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,766 --> 00:00:08,508 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:16,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 3 00:00:33,672 --> 00:00:38,672 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 4 00:01:12,438 --> 00:01:13,906 Impressive isn't she? 5 00:01:14,706 --> 00:01:15,141 Oh! 6 00:01:15,807 --> 00:01:16,675 Yes, she is. 7 00:01:17,143 --> 00:01:18,644 Horse ain't bad either! 8 00:01:18,676 --> 00:01:21,681 [LAUGHTER] 9 00:01:21,947 --> 00:01:23,716 I love paintings like these. 10 00:01:23,748 --> 00:01:26,518 Well, we'll see if she can't win us a third getaway house. 11 00:01:26,551 --> 00:01:28,586 Maybe some place tropical this time. 12 00:01:28,619 --> 00:01:29,955 Hang another one in. 13 00:01:30,622 --> 00:01:32,724 You ever been up to Kentucky to a Derby dear? 14 00:01:32,958 --> 00:01:34,760 Oh no, not yet. 15 00:01:34,961 --> 00:01:35,962 But we've been meaning to 16 00:01:36,494 --> 00:01:37,061 Oh my! 17 00:01:37,095 --> 00:01:38,129 This year is my fifth 18 00:01:38,162 --> 00:01:40,498 I have a hat for every husband I've mowed through 19 00:01:40,531 --> 00:01:41,333 Now Rose! 20 00:01:41,366 --> 00:01:42,968 How much does 50 Derby hats cost? 21 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,003 I did not pay for them. They did! 22 00:01:45,036 --> 00:01:48,039 For those of you who have not been properly introduced, 23 00:01:48,072 --> 00:01:49,408 This is Leslie 24 00:01:49,941 --> 00:01:51,443 Muffie Heart's daughter 25 00:01:51,477 --> 00:01:53,679 [SYMPATHETIC STATEMENTS] 26 00:01:53,712 --> 00:01:54,914 Oh, thank you. It's okay. 27 00:01:55,214 --> 00:01:58,983 Which is why you should never save the good silver 28 00:01:59,016 --> 00:01:59,884 Spend it! 29 00:01:59,917 --> 00:02:01,987 While you're still here! 30 00:02:02,721 --> 00:02:05,991 And she's also requested to take Muffie's seat at our table. 31 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:08,861 Yes, and it has also been made very clear that 32 00:02:09,094 --> 00:02:11,530 Death does not bypass tradition 33 00:02:11,563 --> 00:02:13,699 Process. The usual order of things. 34 00:02:13,964 --> 00:02:17,001 You can't just elect anyone into power without proper due diligence 35 00:02:17,035 --> 00:02:19,172 You'd have total chaos on your hands 36 00:02:19,505 --> 00:02:21,073 A lot of sick tickets out there 37 00:02:21,540 --> 00:02:24,810 It's been a long time since we've had a new addition to our group. 38 00:02:24,843 --> 00:02:27,647 Why don't we move into the other room and 39 00:02:28,247 --> 00:02:33,152 I thought that we'd be having tea with your darling mother here this morning 40 00:02:35,521 --> 00:02:36,922 Ladies, shall we? 41 00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:41,626 I'm about to show you the single most offensive word 42 00:02:41,660 --> 00:02:43,596 a representative of this company could ever utter 43 00:02:43,629 --> 00:02:45,631 Now human resources heard about me doing this 44 00:02:45,664 --> 00:02:48,100 I would be out on my ass very quickly. 45 00:02:48,132 --> 00:02:52,205 But I feel like in the last 25 minutes we've built up quite a rapport. 46 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:55,841 I feel like I can trust you. I feel like, unlike my girlfriend... 47 00:02:55,874 --> 00:02:57,275 YOU can keep a secret! 48 00:02:57,308 --> 00:02:58,243 [LAUGHTER] 49 00:02:59,878 --> 00:03:01,047 What does that screen say? 50 00:03:01,446 --> 00:03:02,848 ALL: Timeshare 51 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:03,915 No. Get it out of your system. 52 00:03:03,949 --> 00:03:05,117 ALL: Timeshare! 53 00:03:05,149 --> 00:03:05,784 Hallelujah! 54 00:03:06,351 --> 00:03:08,153 You have been exorcised! 55 00:03:08,386 --> 00:03:10,056 How does it feel to be cleansed? 56 00:03:10,588 --> 00:03:12,757 Do not allow this word back into any sermon! 57 00:03:12,791 --> 00:03:15,995 Do not allow me heretics in your church with this filthy word! 58 00:03:17,296 --> 00:03:19,065 Okay. By show of hands: Who flew here today? 59 00:03:20,631 --> 00:03:22,301 Okay. Mr Lew Murphy! 60 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:23,001 Yes sir. 61 00:03:23,969 --> 00:03:26,171 You indicated with your raised hand that you flew here, is that correct? 62 00:03:26,203 --> 00:03:27,039 Yes sir. 63 00:03:27,071 --> 00:03:28,074 So you own a plane. 64 00:03:29,074 --> 00:03:30,009 No sir! 65 00:03:30,041 --> 00:03:31,843 Oh, so you rented a plane. 66 00:03:31,876 --> 00:03:33,813 No! I bought a ticket. Just like regular! 67 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:38,017 You flew with...other people?? 68 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:39,584 Ughhhhhhhhhhhh [Laughter] 69 00:03:40,918 --> 00:03:42,287 So you're telling me... 70 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,222 because you couldn't afford to rent your own plane 71 00:03:44,255 --> 00:03:45,623 you couldn't afford to buy your own plane 72 00:03:45,658 --> 00:03:48,994 So you made an agreement of sorts with 200 some other odd people 73 00:03:49,027 --> 00:03:50,896 that you were going to pool your money 74 00:03:50,928 --> 00:03:53,064 so that you could all afford to get to your destination. 75 00:03:53,265 --> 00:03:54,465 Right? 76 00:03:54,499 --> 00:03:56,836 So why is it that people are so willing to travel this way 77 00:03:57,202 --> 00:03:59,671 but they aren't willing to vacation this way? 78 00:03:59,705 --> 00:04:00,505 It's that word! 79 00:04:00,905 --> 00:04:04,642 That word is programmed into the brains of every guest 80 00:04:04,676 --> 00:04:05,744 who walks through to that door! 81 00:04:05,777 --> 00:04:09,280 It is an invisible glass of dragon poison that you 82 00:04:09,314 --> 00:04:12,851 spew all over your guests the second it comes out of your mouth, 83 00:04:12,884 --> 00:04:16,956 You Do Not Sell "Time Shares" 84 00:04:17,622 --> 00:04:19,759 You OFFER 85 00:04:20,759 --> 00:04:21,193 [click] 86 00:04:21,425 --> 00:04:23,028 "Fractional Ownership." 87 00:04:24,095 --> 00:04:29,201 [Polite Chatter] 88 00:04:30,901 --> 00:04:31,336 [TNK!] 89 00:04:34,739 --> 00:04:36,641 So! What does your husband do? 90 00:04:36,675 --> 00:04:38,009 Oh, she's not married. 91 00:04:38,042 --> 00:04:42,114 Not yet. Uh, Philip has fractional ownership in an investment group 92 00:04:42,146 --> 00:04:46,586 They buy, sell, rent, all sorts of properties and assets across the country 93 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,922 These the timeshares still, are they? 94 00:04:50,756 --> 00:04:52,256 Luxury resorts Ethel. 95 00:04:52,290 --> 00:04:54,660 In Florida. The Hamptons. 96 00:04:54,692 --> 00:04:58,897 Right now, he's actually training some of the top prospects in the state. 97 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,333 That's a relief. 98 00:05:01,365 --> 00:05:04,702 There was that cheerless woman a few years back, you remember? 99 00:05:04,735 --> 00:05:08,106 She was buried in the time share world! 100 00:05:08,139 --> 00:05:10,809 It was always such a struggle for her! 101 00:05:11,143 --> 00:05:11,944 "Broke Betty" 102 00:05:11,977 --> 00:05:13,078 Broke Betty! 103 00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:16,280 Broke Betty, her bank account up and down like a yo-yo! 104 00:05:16,314 --> 00:05:18,384 They had to send her to the "Easy-Does-It" clinic 105 00:05:18,417 --> 00:05:19,818 Clear out her system. 106 00:05:19,850 --> 00:05:21,119 Did a little...[sniffs] 107 00:05:21,953 --> 00:05:22,955 Darling... 108 00:05:23,287 --> 00:05:24,990 She's not married either! 109 00:05:26,057 --> 00:05:27,158 You know what I can't understand? 110 00:05:27,192 --> 00:05:33,197 Why anyone would pay to vacation the same 2, 3, 4 days 111 00:05:33,230 --> 00:05:36,434 Over and over. In the same place! 112 00:05:36,468 --> 00:05:37,235 BORING 113 00:05:37,268 --> 00:05:38,237 It's ridiculous! 114 00:05:38,270 --> 00:05:39,672 So is that where you met? 115 00:05:39,704 --> 00:05:41,740 Oh no, no, no. 116 00:05:42,441 --> 00:05:43,843 Beautiful ring dear! 117 00:05:44,109 --> 00:05:47,146 Oh, thank you. Dorothy. It's a Bloodstone diamond. 118 00:05:47,446 --> 00:05:49,415 Aries. My birthstone. 119 00:05:49,715 --> 00:05:51,650 Your mother left it to you, did she? 120 00:05:52,117 --> 00:05:54,719 Oh, no. It's mine. Ethel. 121 00:05:54,752 --> 00:05:55,219 Well... 122 00:05:55,787 --> 00:05:58,290 It's just I've seen it a few times. So I... 123 00:05:58,323 --> 00:06:00,960 figured it had sentimental reasons? 124 00:06:01,259 --> 00:06:05,396 Well Philip got it for me on our first get away to Reykjavik 125 00:06:05,429 --> 00:06:08,266 So it does have sentimental value. 126 00:06:10,501 --> 00:06:12,170 That's in Iceland right? 127 00:06:12,504 --> 00:06:13,138 Yes. 128 00:06:13,939 --> 00:06:16,208 Everything is frozen solid up there 129 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:17,441 No it's not! 130 00:06:17,475 --> 00:06:20,446 Iceland is actually green and Greenland is covered in ice 131 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:24,215 I know who I'm picking on quiz night 132 00:06:24,249 --> 00:06:25,885 [Laughter] 133 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:27,119 Who? 134 00:06:27,919 --> 00:06:30,956 ♪♪♪ 135 00:06:36,294 --> 00:06:37,763 Oh no 136 00:06:37,795 --> 00:06:39,797 Don't worry. We aren't going anywhere. 137 00:06:39,831 --> 00:06:41,033 Ugh. Thank God 138 00:06:41,299 --> 00:06:43,736 I mean you look great. But thank God 139 00:06:44,035 --> 00:06:46,304 I'm just seeing how I'll be put together for Friday 140 00:06:47,004 --> 00:06:51,209 I got us invited to the fundraiser for James Truman's campaign run 141 00:06:51,643 --> 00:06:53,512 The Truman's already own half the state 142 00:06:53,545 --> 00:06:55,347 Why do we have to pay for the other half? 143 00:06:55,913 --> 00:06:58,249 You don't campaign with your own money 144 00:06:58,283 --> 00:06:59,718 Don't be a lackwit. 145 00:07:01,153 --> 00:07:01,687 Besides 146 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,789 The Ladies Who Lunch will be attending 147 00:07:04,555 --> 00:07:06,157 It'll be good for me to be seen there 148 00:07:07,057 --> 00:07:08,225 Oh that's great yeah 149 00:07:08,259 --> 00:07:10,261 You'll be the first person ever let into a secret society 150 00:07:10,295 --> 00:07:11,830 who can't keep a secret! 151 00:07:11,862 --> 00:07:13,298 I haven't had a slip in weeks 152 00:07:14,266 --> 00:07:15,833 And it's not a secret society! 153 00:07:15,867 --> 00:07:18,970 These are the women who run the men who run the state 154 00:07:19,638 --> 00:07:21,874 I mean maybe one of them would be 155 00:07:22,340 --> 00:07:24,042 interested in investing in your business. 156 00:07:24,843 --> 00:07:26,944 Yeah, maybe. But that's not what's going to happen. 157 00:07:26,977 --> 00:07:29,180 What's gonna happen is I'm going to get locked in talking to that 158 00:07:29,213 --> 00:07:32,283 condescending douchebag. What's his face? 159 00:07:32,316 --> 00:07:33,251 Stop 160 00:07:33,285 --> 00:07:34,018 Zachary 161 00:07:34,052 --> 00:07:35,821 Yes but stop. 162 00:07:36,554 --> 00:07:39,124 I only have three 'fake listening' faces for a party 163 00:07:39,157 --> 00:07:40,526 and he burns through all of them. 164 00:07:40,559 --> 00:07:43,496 Even before he gets to: "Yknow, wine is like a poem" 165 00:07:44,062 --> 00:07:46,397 This party isn't fun. It's work. 166 00:07:46,698 --> 00:07:48,300 Yeah...that's my point 167 00:07:48,499 --> 00:07:50,836 Ugh. These are a nightmare. 168 00:07:51,703 --> 00:07:54,039 What is this? Another early birthday present for yourself? 169 00:07:54,973 --> 00:07:56,175 Cheaper than new jewerly. 170 00:07:56,775 --> 00:07:58,344 Oh okay. You're penny-pinching. 171 00:07:59,177 --> 00:08:01,579 I can't be seen wearing the same pieces around these women 172 00:08:01,612 --> 00:08:02,781 It's embarrassing. 173 00:08:04,081 --> 00:08:04,983 So how much were those? 174 00:08:06,951 --> 00:08:07,519 They were half-off 175 00:08:09,153 --> 00:08:11,389 "Half off" like they used to go up to your shoulders? 176 00:08:12,891 --> 00:08:15,126 There were 900. I got them for half off 177 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,828 It's not like I was being reckless 178 00:08:17,196 --> 00:08:18,931 No. 450 for gloves is... 179 00:08:19,898 --> 00:08:20,432 great! 180 00:08:20,465 --> 00:08:22,066 Okay. They were $1800. 181 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:23,035 And 182 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:24,602 I would prefer if we could just drop this. 183 00:08:24,636 --> 00:08:25,403 Philip. 184 00:08:25,437 --> 00:08:26,405 Alright. 185 00:08:27,638 --> 00:08:30,107 A woman in this world is expected to carry 186 00:08:30,141 --> 00:08:31,876 a certain amount of luxury in her life. 187 00:08:32,376 --> 00:08:33,478 And from her husband. 188 00:08:39,550 --> 00:08:41,386 Sorry, okay? I, I need friends. 189 00:08:41,953 --> 00:08:42,387 Okay? 190 00:08:43,655 --> 00:08:44,990 I need to get out of the house 191 00:08:47,358 --> 00:08:49,894 These women worshipped my mother 192 00:08:50,462 --> 00:08:51,564 And one way or another 193 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:53,899 They are damn-well going to respect me too. 194 00:09:00,005 --> 00:09:01,173 So what are they serving at this thing? 195 00:09:02,439 --> 00:09:03,608 We'll have something beforehand. 196 00:09:05,644 --> 00:09:06,879 There's not going to be food is there? 197 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:09,113 We'll have something beforehand. 198 00:09:12,217 --> 00:09:13,352 How much did these tickets cost? 199 00:09:14,184 --> 00:09:15,386 [LONG SIGH] 200 00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:16,954 Okay. Based on that answer: 201 00:09:16,987 --> 00:09:18,457 I'm going to say this is about a... 202 00:09:18,490 --> 00:09:19,725 two-thousand dollar thing. 203 00:09:19,757 --> 00:09:22,527 They were a thousand and I had to work very hard to get them. 204 00:09:23,495 --> 00:09:24,096 Just saying. For... 205 00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:25,029 five-hundred dollars each 206 00:09:25,063 --> 00:09:25,664 Maybe they could give us a little food? 207 00:09:25,697 --> 00:09:27,332 They were a thousand each. 208 00:09:27,365 --> 00:09:29,001 And I prefer if we didn't 209 00:09:29,034 --> 00:09:30,135 go on and on about this. 210 00:09:30,668 --> 00:09:32,104 It's not going to be an all-the-time thing 211 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,405 and you know this matters to me 212 00:09:33,438 --> 00:09:34,606 It was a two-thousand dollar answer! 213 00:09:34,639 --> 00:09:35,941 You said "about two-thousand" 214 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,242 So: No. That isn't the same thing. 215 00:09:38,275 --> 00:09:40,145 And going on and on forever won't change the fact 216 00:09:40,178 --> 00:09:41,280 that we will have something... 217 00:09:42,046 --> 00:09:42,614 beforehand. 218 00:09:45,382 --> 00:09:46,017 Right. 219 00:09:48,553 --> 00:09:49,554 It's a fundraiser Philip. 220 00:09:50,088 --> 00:09:52,424 Can't raise funds if you're spending them 221 00:09:56,093 --> 00:09:58,262 So basically you're telling me she's good at saving money. 222 00:09:58,295 --> 00:09:59,064 Just not yours? 223 00:09:59,463 --> 00:10:01,165 We're going to go broke trying to keep up with people 224 00:10:01,199 --> 00:10:03,068 who are going to be dead by the time we catch them. 225 00:10:03,101 --> 00:10:04,203 By her damn self. 226 00:10:07,372 --> 00:10:08,607 How's your group out there today? 227 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,475 My group? Glad you asked. 228 00:10:10,507 --> 00:10:11,477 They are horrible. 229 00:10:11,977 --> 00:10:13,679 I don't think they can close an umbrella 230 00:10:13,712 --> 00:10:15,514 Let alone close a deal. 231 00:10:15,546 --> 00:10:16,480 No stars today? 232 00:10:16,514 --> 00:10:17,482 No stars. 233 00:10:17,515 --> 00:10:19,284 They're like, horrible man. 234 00:10:19,317 --> 00:10:19,985 But! Of course. 235 00:10:20,017 --> 00:10:20,952 Of course! 236 00:10:20,986 --> 00:10:22,521 Send us the worst ones, right? 237 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,088 We've always been able to whip 'em into shape. 238 00:10:24,122 --> 00:10:27,092 So, I have confidence that we will. Know what Im sayin'? 239 00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:28,293 Plus I got you on my team, right? 240 00:10:28,325 --> 00:10:29,093 That's right. 241 00:10:29,126 --> 00:10:30,128 Right. My man! 242 00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:32,997 How'd you do last night? 243 00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:33,965 Aw shit Phil 244 00:10:33,998 --> 00:10:34,966 [LAUGHS] 245 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,035 Didn't do so well? 246 00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:38,236 Uh, I may have to trade my SL in for a skateboard! 247 00:10:38,269 --> 00:10:39,237 Ouch. -I did horrible 248 00:10:39,270 --> 00:10:42,406 Yeah man. I'm down like threee grand and uh... 249 00:10:42,439 --> 00:10:44,376 I did 1 for 6 in basketball 250 00:10:44,409 --> 00:10:45,644 2 for 12 in football 251 00:10:45,676 --> 00:10:48,646 Had the nerve to do 0 and 8 in college. 252 00:10:49,481 --> 00:10:50,415 What about hockey? 253 00:10:50,448 --> 00:10:51,382 Hockey? 254 00:10:51,415 --> 00:10:53,451 Phil! What the fuck do I. know about hockey? 255 00:10:53,718 --> 00:10:55,319 I know hockey. I can pick for you. 256 00:10:55,352 --> 00:10:56,322 Let me pick for a week. 257 00:10:57,155 --> 00:10:58,223 Let me pick for a week! 258 00:10:58,256 --> 00:10:58,890 -No, no, no 259 00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:00,025 I'll do you right. I swear. 260 00:11:00,058 --> 00:11:02,361 Not to put your business out there Phil, but uh... 261 00:11:04,161 --> 00:11:05,096 I heard you had this thing.... 262 00:11:05,362 --> 00:11:06,030 uh... 263 00:11:06,064 --> 00:11:06,832 with gambling? 264 00:11:06,865 --> 00:11:08,200 It's not "a thing" with gambling. 265 00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:09,266 It's not even me gambling. 266 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:10,669 I'm just picking for you to gamble. 267 00:11:11,703 --> 00:11:12,337 Ahh. No shit. 268 00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:13,672 You shit the bed, my friend. 269 00:11:13,704 --> 00:11:15,339 "Shit the bed" - Phil 270 00:11:15,372 --> 00:11:18,176 The fucking dog don't even lick my hand no more. 271 00:11:19,077 --> 00:11:20,479 -Lew, you deserve this! 272 00:11:20,511 --> 00:11:23,314 -You deserve to taste the fruits of your labor 273 00:11:23,615 --> 00:11:27,553 You deserve 4 nights a year at a luxury property with your wife! 274 00:11:27,852 --> 00:11:29,320 It's time to rekindle the romance. 275 00:11:29,353 --> 00:11:30,421 It's time to get whole again! 276 00:11:30,454 --> 00:11:30,988 SIR! 277 00:11:31,589 --> 00:11:34,158 Me and my wife have been in here for almost an hour! 278 00:11:34,192 --> 00:11:36,128 We just about had enough of this! 279 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,462 Can we just get our circus tickets 280 00:11:37,495 --> 00:11:39,231 that we was promised at the door? 281 00:11:39,264 --> 00:11:40,566 -So we can be on our way? 282 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:41,500 Alright! 283 00:11:42,132 --> 00:11:43,401 Your back's against the wall. 284 00:11:43,769 --> 00:11:44,403 What do you do? 285 00:11:45,002 --> 00:11:47,338 You are going to "Play Possum." 286 00:11:47,738 --> 00:11:48,672 You're going to turn to your guests. 287 00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,409 You're going to look him straight in the eye 288 00:11:50,608 --> 00:11:52,276 and VERY kindly you're going to say: 289 00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:53,277 [sighs] 290 00:11:53,311 --> 00:11:53,978 I'm so sorry, Lew 291 00:11:54,011 --> 00:11:55,679 I'm sorry I kept you this long. 292 00:11:55,713 --> 00:11:56,647 -I apologize. 293 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,216 Let me, let me get your vouchers filled out 294 00:11:58,550 --> 00:11:59,418 We'll get you your tickets. 295 00:11:59,450 --> 00:12:01,185 You'll be off to the circus in no time. 296 00:12:01,218 --> 00:12:02,420 Okay. Sounds great. 297 00:12:02,887 --> 00:12:04,256 -If I could ask though 298 00:12:04,289 --> 00:12:06,391 what was it about this opportunity that didn't work out for you? 299 00:12:06,424 --> 00:12:08,526 Was it the price? Was it the location? 300 00:12:08,559 --> 00:12:10,328 Yes it seemed to be a little high. 301 00:12:10,361 --> 00:12:10,795 Yeah? 302 00:12:10,828 --> 00:12:11,429 Yes 303 00:12:11,463 --> 00:12:12,164 Alright! 304 00:12:12,530 --> 00:12:13,732 Now you're talking price! 305 00:12:14,131 --> 00:12:15,733 Now he thinks he's going to get outta here 306 00:12:15,766 --> 00:12:17,201 He starts being polite again! 307 00:12:17,434 --> 00:12:18,303 That's your 'in' 308 00:12:18,335 --> 00:12:19,103 You're talking price. 309 00:12:19,136 --> 00:12:20,838 You're talking last minute deals. 310 00:12:20,872 --> 00:12:23,341 You need to manufacture urgency! 311 00:12:23,373 --> 00:12:25,676 That's what hypnotizes otherwise rational people 312 00:12:25,709 --> 00:12:27,578 into doing totally irrational things! 313 00:12:27,911 --> 00:12:30,449 [APPLAUSE] 314 00:12:35,686 --> 00:12:37,655 I didn't know you were home. 315 00:12:39,290 --> 00:12:40,158 It's cold out here. 316 00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:41,292 What's going on? 317 00:12:47,232 --> 00:12:48,300 My father died today. 318 00:12:52,436 --> 00:12:54,439 Oh, I'm sorry. 319 00:12:57,675 --> 00:12:59,111 I'm the last 'Heart' left 320 00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:01,512 I'm the next in line to go. 321 00:13:06,351 --> 00:13:08,285 Uh, turns out there's a will 322 00:13:08,319 --> 00:13:11,089 I have to meet with the lawyer in the morning, so... 323 00:13:11,856 --> 00:13:12,591 Wow. 324 00:13:17,295 --> 00:13:17,795 It's just 325 00:13:17,828 --> 00:13:18,662 you'd 326 00:13:18,695 --> 00:13:19,464 always said 327 00:13:19,731 --> 00:13:21,667 your father WAS dead so... 328 00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:24,435 I'm not exactly sure what to give you here, but 329 00:13:25,170 --> 00:13:25,804 whatever you need. 330 00:13:26,304 --> 00:13:28,874 I guess I can keep a secret if I'm mad enough. 331 00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:33,177 Well, technically you just blew it by telling me about it. 332 00:13:33,210 --> 00:13:34,178 [LAUGHS] 333 00:13:35,246 --> 00:13:36,215 I'm sorry... 334 00:13:44,889 --> 00:13:45,757 So sorry, I'm running late. 335 00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:47,858 Thank you so much for meeting me here! 336 00:13:47,891 --> 00:13:49,527 It's so great to finally meet you. 337 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,328 Nice to meet you. 338 00:13:50,361 --> 00:13:51,194 Wow. 339 00:13:51,228 --> 00:13:53,165 You're younger than what Dandy described! 340 00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:54,732 Oh? 341 00:13:54,766 --> 00:13:55,400 Oh, don't take that the wrong way. 342 00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:56,334 I mean it is a compliment. 343 00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:59,537 It just came out this big mouth of mine. 344 00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:00,304 Heh. 345 00:14:00,637 --> 00:14:02,740 Well I see it says here: 346 00:14:02,774 --> 00:14:04,543 He left nearly everything to you. 347 00:14:04,775 --> 00:14:05,511 The cars. 348 00:14:05,877 --> 00:14:06,711 The house. 349 00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,614 All the funds remaining in the accounts. 350 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,915 Which turns out to be quite substantial! 351 00:14:10,949 --> 00:14:12,351 I don't want the house. 352 00:14:14,886 --> 00:14:16,521 You don't want the house? 353 00:14:16,954 --> 00:14:19,857 Well, there is one other person listed here 354 00:14:19,891 --> 00:14:22,227 I guess - do you want the house to go to them? 355 00:14:22,593 --> 00:14:23,895 What's the other name listed? 356 00:14:23,928 --> 00:14:25,429 Uh, let's see down here... 357 00:14:25,463 --> 00:14:26,665 "Leslie Heart" 358 00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:27,665 His daughter. 359 00:14:28,199 --> 00:14:29,901 Ma'am. I am Leslie Heart. 360 00:14:34,005 --> 00:14:35,240 (sighs) 361 00:14:35,272 --> 00:14:36,240 I'm so sorry. 362 00:14:37,842 --> 00:14:38,876 What time is it? 363 00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:39,877 Ten past ten. 364 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,713 Have you seen another lady walking around here? 365 00:14:42,747 --> 00:14:44,216 Thankfully not. 366 00:14:46,516 --> 00:14:47,184 Leslie. 367 00:14:47,617 --> 00:14:49,720 I understand that you lost touch with your father? 368 00:14:49,753 --> 00:14:51,555 Yes. Quite awhile ago. 369 00:14:51,588 --> 00:14:54,291 He always remembered the last time you visited the house 370 00:14:54,324 --> 00:14:55,759 You had asked him for something 371 00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:57,796 Something you had ALWAYS wanted! 372 00:14:59,697 --> 00:15:01,266 What did I say I wanted? 373 00:15:01,632 --> 00:15:02,533 [HORSE GRUNTS] 374 00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:04,702 Wait! 375 00:15:05,102 --> 00:15:06,237 THIS is the thing? 376 00:15:07,438 --> 00:15:09,341 Well not this horse exactly, but 377 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:10,842 Oh god.. 378 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:12,711 I wanted a horse when I was nine! 379 00:15:12,743 --> 00:15:14,412 That's what it says right here! 380 00:15:14,846 --> 00:15:17,249 Your father would've loved to have seen your face! 381 00:15:19,284 --> 00:15:19,952 Typical. 382 00:15:21,652 --> 00:15:22,553 [HORSE GRUNTS] 383 00:15:22,987 --> 00:15:24,723 -How do you get rid of a horse? 384 00:15:25,189 --> 00:15:27,593 I have no idea. I'm not in the mob. 385 00:15:27,858 --> 00:15:31,495 It is SO rude to leave behind a burden on someone 386 00:15:31,529 --> 00:15:32,297 GUILT or otherwise. 387 00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:34,432 They said they had enough supplies at the house 388 00:15:34,464 --> 00:15:35,232 to take care of it for a month 389 00:15:35,266 --> 00:15:36,900 So let's let them take care of it 390 00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:38,469 -We'll figure out what to do. 391 00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:39,670 We have to get rid of it! 392 00:15:40,737 --> 00:15:41,806 I'll ask around. 393 00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:44,543 What do you think it's worth? 394 00:15:44,575 --> 00:15:46,410 It's got to fetch a decent amount! 395 00:15:46,810 --> 00:15:47,778 I don't know. 396 00:15:47,811 --> 00:15:49,413 We could put an ad with a picture in the paper 397 00:15:49,447 --> 00:15:50,081 See what happens. 398 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,549 No, no, no. The classifieds? 399 00:15:51,582 --> 00:15:52,751 That is the last thing we need.. 400 00:15:52,784 --> 00:15:55,587 The Heart name in the backpages alongside 401 00:15:55,953 --> 00:15:57,888 yards sales and prostitutes. 402 00:16:00,491 --> 00:16:01,893 Ooo! What about Richard from work? 403 00:16:01,925 --> 00:16:03,862 Yeah. He can't afford a horse right now. 404 00:16:03,895 --> 00:16:05,362 No, but you said he's always at the track. 405 00:16:05,396 --> 00:16:06,598 Maybe he knows somebody. 406 00:16:07,665 --> 00:16:08,934 Okay...I'll ask. 407 00:16:11,001 --> 00:16:12,703 I can't believe the money is all gone. 408 00:16:12,737 --> 00:16:13,570 -Every cent! 409 00:16:13,604 --> 00:16:15,639 To some uptown hussie named Harriet. 410 00:16:15,673 --> 00:16:16,808 Who evidently didn't want the horse either 411 00:16:16,841 --> 00:16:18,577 Or she'd have gotten that too! 412 00:16:22,479 --> 00:16:23,348 Oh hey man, there you are! 413 00:16:23,714 --> 00:16:24,715 Phil! My man. 414 00:16:24,748 --> 00:16:25,583 Bring it in. 415 00:16:25,882 --> 00:16:26,785 Man! 416 00:16:27,184 --> 00:16:27,785 I know hockey! 417 00:16:27,819 --> 00:16:29,588 Hockey's some wicked shit! 418 00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:30,988 I'm out here trippin' 419 00:16:31,021 --> 00:16:31,989 Some guy, team 420 00:16:32,357 --> 00:16:33,525 The Whalers! 421 00:16:33,558 --> 00:16:34,393 They won. 422 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,093 All I know is I'm up two grand! 423 00:16:36,126 --> 00:16:36,761 Nice. 424 00:16:36,794 --> 00:16:37,696 Yeah, yeah. 425 00:16:37,728 --> 00:16:38,896 Hey I wanted to ask you this: 426 00:16:39,296 --> 00:16:40,898 Do you know anyone down at the track 427 00:16:41,232 --> 00:16:43,434 who might be interested in buying a horse? 428 00:16:48,973 --> 00:16:50,309 This is a beautiful beast. 429 00:16:51,007 --> 00:16:51,608 It's a horse 430 00:16:51,641 --> 00:16:52,611 Where'd you get this from? 431 00:16:53,111 --> 00:16:54,413 Leslie's father died. 432 00:16:54,945 --> 00:16:55,747 Again. 433 00:16:56,046 --> 00:16:56,546 Don't ask. 434 00:16:56,948 --> 00:16:58,884 And he left it for us to figure out 435 00:16:59,483 --> 00:17:00,819 You ever think about racing? 436 00:17:01,118 --> 00:17:02,853 No. That sounds expensive. 437 00:17:02,886 --> 00:17:04,556 You already got the horse Phil. 438 00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:06,490 There's a lot of money around that race track. 439 00:17:06,890 --> 00:17:08,526 Those funny hats ain't free baby 440 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,060 You think? You don't think we should sell it? 441 00:17:10,094 --> 00:17:10,729 Bruh 442 00:17:11,396 --> 00:17:11,796 Phil. 443 00:17:11,828 --> 00:17:12,763 Sheesh. 444 00:17:12,797 --> 00:17:13,565 Bruh look: 445 00:17:13,598 --> 00:17:14,899 I just so happen to know a dude 446 00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:15,900 named Barry 447 00:17:15,933 --> 00:17:16,768 Okay. 448 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,435 He was a hot-shot jockey 449 00:17:18,469 --> 00:17:19,438 Hot as TV! 450 00:17:19,937 --> 00:17:23,006 And he's looking to get back into training 451 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:23,907 Okay. 452 00:17:23,941 --> 00:17:24,608 Right? 453 00:17:24,642 --> 00:17:25,843 Yeah. 454 00:17:25,876 --> 00:17:27,678 It's like some cosmic shit! This don't happen just like... 455 00:17:27,878 --> 00:17:29,046 So, your girl, like 456 00:17:29,079 --> 00:17:30,048 she cool? Like... 457 00:17:30,447 --> 00:17:31,682 Like she into crooked shit? 458 00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:35,153 What illegal shit are we talking about? 459 00:17:35,185 --> 00:17:36,120 I'm just saying though 460 00:17:36,721 --> 00:17:37,989 He got into a little trouble. 461 00:17:38,556 --> 00:17:40,759 I'll let him explain... to you what happened 462 00:17:40,791 --> 00:17:42,426 I don't know a man's business like that. 463 00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:43,127 It's all good. 464 00:17:43,161 --> 00:17:43,795 Yeah, ya dig? 465 00:17:43,828 --> 00:17:45,430 So: I introduce you to Barry 466 00:17:45,463 --> 00:17:45,963 I can call him up 467 00:17:45,996 --> 00:17:46,964 Matter fact look 468 00:17:47,365 --> 00:17:48,433 It's 4 o'clock 469 00:17:48,465 --> 00:17:49,266 His ass should be up. 470 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,868 If he ain't up Imma get his ass up! 471 00:17:51,168 --> 00:17:51,802 Call him. 472 00:17:53,171 --> 00:17:53,805 Yeah. 473 00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:57,508 Don't forget to tell your girl: 474 00:17:57,541 --> 00:17:59,109 Shit...IS illegal. 475 00:17:59,143 --> 00:18:00,145 -I might tell her something different 476 00:18:00,177 --> 00:18:00,878 Yeah! 477 00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:01,713 [LAUGHS] 478 00:18:08,152 --> 00:18:09,087 Who the hell are you? 479 00:18:10,988 --> 00:18:11,623 I'm Philip. 480 00:18:13,057 --> 00:18:14,459 Richard's friend with the horse? 481 00:18:14,724 --> 00:18:15,159 Oh. 482 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:16,561 Do I smell pot? 483 00:18:17,694 --> 00:18:18,128 No? 484 00:18:18,762 --> 00:18:20,030 You didn't just smoke pot before you got here? 485 00:18:20,598 --> 00:18:21,031 No! 486 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:23,702 Come into my office. 487 00:18:27,472 --> 00:18:29,508 So! You're looking to get into the pony business 488 00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:30,708 Thinking about it, yeah. 489 00:18:30,741 --> 00:18:31,943 Well, it's very, very pricey. 490 00:18:31,975 --> 00:18:32,944 It can be expensive! 491 00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:34,413 What are we talking about? 492 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,047 Depends on what you're looking to do. 493 00:18:36,347 --> 00:18:38,049 Well my girlfriend inherited a horse 494 00:18:38,214 --> 00:18:39,482 and 495 00:18:39,517 --> 00:18:41,052 we're looking to make as gluttonous use out of it as possible 496 00:18:41,551 --> 00:18:43,687 You've come to the right place! 497 00:18:43,921 --> 00:18:44,790 You like to gamble? 498 00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:45,824 Used to. 499 00:18:45,857 --> 00:18:47,090 Used to do some sports betting, yeah. 500 00:18:47,124 --> 00:18:47,959 You cheat on your wife? 501 00:18:49,527 --> 00:18:50,194 -AH HA HAA! 502 00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:50,862 You can't do that! 503 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:51,997 Look at how long you paused! 504 00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:53,731 and you did the thing with the shake with your head! 505 00:18:53,763 --> 00:18:55,532 I wasn't ready for the question. 506 00:18:55,566 --> 00:18:57,802 Well you better be ready when your wife asks that! 507 00:18:57,835 --> 00:18:58,369 Trust me! 508 00:18:58,402 --> 00:18:59,804 I'm not even married and 509 00:18:59,837 --> 00:19:00,704 why are we talking about this? 510 00:19:00,738 --> 00:19:02,140 What does this have to do with horses? 511 00:19:02,173 --> 00:19:04,041 The response to those two questions 512 00:19:04,242 --> 00:19:06,645 tells me just about everything I need to know about a person. 513 00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,011 Well, I've never cheated. 514 00:19:08,044 --> 00:19:08,646 Ahh! 515 00:19:08,678 --> 00:19:09,713 You don't have to sell me! 516 00:19:09,813 --> 00:19:10,313 Okay? 517 00:19:10,347 --> 00:19:11,849 I'm not judgemental! 518 00:19:11,883 --> 00:19:12,684 I'm just saying 519 00:19:12,916 --> 00:19:14,852 I have a business to run here. 520 00:19:14,886 --> 00:19:16,788 I don't need sexual deviancy 521 00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:17,988 around my business. 522 00:19:18,021 --> 00:19:19,057 I'm a professional! 523 00:19:19,089 --> 00:19:19,790 Mister Barry! 524 00:19:19,823 --> 00:19:20,657 Si! 525 00:19:20,691 --> 00:19:22,594 Lavar el caballo! Sucio! 526 00:19:22,626 --> 00:19:23,494 SI! 527 00:19:24,161 --> 00:19:24,963 Si. 528 00:19:25,229 --> 00:19:26,198 -Jesus... 529 00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:28,332 I told them I understood what they were talking about 530 00:19:28,366 --> 00:19:31,502 so they wouldn't stand around and bad mouth me in Spanish. 531 00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,505 Let's go see what they're screaming about. 532 00:19:35,205 --> 00:19:36,174 BARRY How good do you want to be? 533 00:19:36,206 --> 00:19:37,541 PHILIP What do you mean? 534 00:19:37,575 --> 00:19:38,543 BARRY What do YOU mean? 535 00:19:38,576 --> 00:19:39,911 PHILIP I wanted someone to train our horse? 536 00:19:40,144 --> 00:19:40,810 Well, I mean 537 00:19:40,845 --> 00:19:42,247 You wanna just win a few races? 538 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,248 Or you tryna get rich? 539 00:19:43,915 --> 00:19:44,715 Ideally both. 540 00:19:44,749 --> 00:19:45,750 What's the difference? 541 00:19:45,783 --> 00:19:47,985 Well maybe there's a situation that's available 542 00:19:48,019 --> 00:19:51,056 where it doesn't necessarily matter 543 00:19:51,255 --> 00:19:53,156 how we finish in the race. 544 00:19:53,190 --> 00:19:54,726 Is this situation cheating? 545 00:19:54,759 --> 00:19:55,660 Well, look: 546 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,761 I wouldn't go crazy trying to judge it. 547 00:19:57,794 --> 00:19:59,863 I'm just saying there's a situation available 548 00:19:59,896 --> 00:20:01,299 for someone who's willing 549 00:20:01,331 --> 00:20:02,266 potentially 550 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:03,268 to follow up on it. 551 00:20:04,299 --> 00:20:04,034 Potentially! 552 00:20:04,068 --> 00:20:04,703 Okay? 553 00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:07,172 Maybe we stop the horse at home. 554 00:20:07,605 --> 00:20:09,574 What does that mean? "Stop them at home" 555 00:20:10,374 --> 00:20:12,577 Y'know, like, there's too many lookie-loos 556 00:20:12,609 --> 00:20:14,044 and camera's at the track now. 557 00:20:14,078 --> 00:20:15,079 So what we do: 558 00:20:15,312 --> 00:20:18,682 is we just won't wind her up all the way 559 00:20:20,984 --> 00:20:22,686 PHILIP Do you ONLY speak in riddles? 560 00:20:23,954 --> 00:20:25,022 Quit playing games with me Jack! 561 00:20:25,056 --> 00:20:25,723 Barry! What are you doing? 562 00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:26,824 Are you with the jockey club? 563 00:20:26,857 --> 00:20:27,558 Jockey Cl-- 564 00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:28,091 ARE YOU WITH THE HORSE POLICE? 565 00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:28,893 The "horse police"? 566 00:20:28,925 --> 00:20:30,895 Did Katzman put you up to this? 567 00:20:30,927 --> 00:20:31,828 I don't know who that is! 568 00:20:31,861 --> 00:20:32,729 HA HA HA HA 569 00:20:32,762 --> 00:20:34,631 That's exactly what Katzman would say 570 00:20:34,665 --> 00:20:35,566 to tell you! 571 00:20:35,599 --> 00:20:36,967 This isn't my first rodeo, Will Lockheart! 572 00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:38,235 I don't know who that is either! 573 00:20:38,269 --> 00:20:39,304 -Will you please put that down! 574 00:20:39,337 --> 00:20:40,438 -I'm just trying to bring some peace 575 00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:42,807 to my house and I'm trying to appease my girlfriend! 576 00:20:42,839 --> 00:20:43,641 Help me out! 577 00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:44,943 -You're a GUY! 578 00:20:47,611 --> 00:20:48,612 Look. I don't know you. 579 00:20:48,646 --> 00:20:49,580 Y'know, people they 580 00:20:49,614 --> 00:20:50,815 they come around here. 581 00:20:50,848 --> 00:20:52,215 They start asking me all these questions. 582 00:20:52,249 --> 00:20:54,920 They actually send OFFICIALS out here to SPY on me! 583 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,021 They do that? 584 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,121 Probably! 585 00:20:57,355 --> 00:20:59,624 Didn't Richard fill you in that I was coming? 586 00:20:59,656 --> 00:21:00,591 -Yeah. He filled me in 587 00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:01,259 on the horse! 588 00:21:01,292 --> 00:21:03,294 He didn't fill me in on YOU! 589 00:21:08,732 --> 00:21:10,734 Oh hey! That looks like our horse. 590 00:21:10,768 --> 00:21:12,036 That's "Oreo Express"! 591 00:21:12,069 --> 00:21:13,972 He was my finest champion! 592 00:21:14,204 --> 00:21:16,174 He won a lot of money for me 593 00:21:16,573 --> 00:21:17,775 until he started getting lazy. 594 00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:19,043 Now look at this! 595 00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:20,011 What a life! 596 00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:22,914 I wish someone would hose me down every night 597 00:21:23,713 --> 00:21:25,750 Now, he can't win races. 598 00:21:25,782 --> 00:21:26,818 He can't stud. 599 00:21:27,050 --> 00:21:29,920 He's just freeloading on me like everybody else around here. 600 00:21:31,422 --> 00:21:32,624 Good looking animal though! 601 00:21:33,089 --> 00:21:33,824 Exactly! 602 00:21:34,325 --> 00:21:35,760 They're all beautiful animals. 603 00:21:35,792 --> 00:21:36,927 Nobody knows anything. 604 00:21:37,161 --> 00:21:39,064 That's why the plan works! 605 00:21:42,232 --> 00:21:43,335 Okay so what's the plan? 606 00:21:43,501 --> 00:21:44,035 UH... 607 00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:45,703 We can talk about that 608 00:21:45,735 --> 00:21:47,004 at some other time. 609 00:21:47,038 --> 00:21:48,373 Or juncture. 610 00:21:48,405 --> 00:21:49,040 Phil. 611 00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:52,944 I guess I should know what you're doing 612 00:21:52,976 --> 00:21:53,677 but I don't. 613 00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:56,780 This is a game that's best played quiet. 614 00:21:56,813 --> 00:21:57,781 You don't know... 615 00:21:58,281 --> 00:21:59,082 who's listening. 616 00:21:59,116 --> 00:22:00,050 When they're listening. 617 00:22:00,084 --> 00:22:01,419 Or what they're listening to. 618 00:22:01,452 --> 00:22:03,253 We operate in silence here Phil. 619 00:22:03,287 --> 00:22:04,122 Silence. 620 00:22:04,454 --> 00:22:05,990 [WHISPERS] What's...the...plan? 621 00:22:06,022 --> 00:22:06,957 I'm not going to-- 622 00:22:06,991 --> 00:22:07,959 I can't tell you the plan 623 00:22:07,992 --> 00:22:09,059 You'll just cut me out of it. 624 00:22:09,092 --> 00:22:09,893 I'm not stupid! 625 00:22:09,926 --> 00:22:10,727 C'mon... 626 00:22:10,761 --> 00:22:11,229 -Look Phil 627 00:22:11,261 --> 00:22:11,996 I have... 628 00:22:12,262 --> 00:22:13,397 trust issues. 629 00:22:13,431 --> 00:22:14,799 -My whole life it's been this way. 630 00:22:14,831 --> 00:22:15,934 -I give to people 631 00:22:16,367 --> 00:22:17,702 a hundred percent. 632 00:22:17,734 --> 00:22:20,203 And then just as I get a fish on the line 633 00:22:20,236 --> 00:22:21,205 They cut bait. 634 00:22:21,505 --> 00:22:23,306 Well, that's not me. I would never do that. 635 00:22:23,339 --> 00:22:25,409 Okay, I'm going to sound it out for you. 636 00:22:27,478 --> 00:22:29,113 Things have not been going well since 637 00:22:29,146 --> 00:22:30,648 Oreo went soft. 638 00:22:30,882 --> 00:22:32,817 And all I have is this place. 639 00:22:32,849 --> 00:22:34,184 -And the banks are calling 640 00:22:34,217 --> 00:22:36,820 and they're sending people around all the time 641 00:22:36,854 --> 00:22:37,922 and it turns out 642 00:22:37,954 --> 00:22:40,992 there's only so many places you can hide on a ranch. 643 00:22:41,024 --> 00:22:43,861 It's not like I can slip into a nearby cave! 644 00:22:45,762 --> 00:22:46,930 Yeah, well, I understand. 645 00:22:46,963 --> 00:22:48,933 We haven't been having the best time of it lately either. 646 00:22:49,966 --> 00:22:52,036 Everyone's got a sad story 647 00:22:54,905 --> 00:22:55,572 Okay. 648 00:22:55,606 --> 00:22:57,041 I just need a little information 649 00:22:57,341 --> 00:22:57,809 so I can go home 650 00:22:57,841 --> 00:22:59,309 sell it to Leslie. 651 00:22:59,342 --> 00:23:00,310 Who is Leslie? 652 00:23:00,344 --> 00:23:01,913 Leslie is my girlfriend! 653 00:23:02,579 --> 00:23:03,781 Is she going to be a problem? 654 00:23:04,214 --> 00:23:06,717 Yes almost certainly she's going to be a problem. 655 00:23:06,751 --> 00:23:07,719 Ohh I get it. 656 00:23:07,751 --> 00:23:10,120 The salesman who can't sell himself to his wife 657 00:23:10,954 --> 00:23:12,223 Yeah, she's not my wife. 658 00:23:12,255 --> 00:23:13,190 AH HAAA! 659 00:23:13,223 --> 00:23:13,957 SEE? 660 00:23:13,991 --> 00:23:14,892 Now look: 661 00:23:14,925 --> 00:23:15,859 Here's what we're gonna do: 662 00:23:16,527 --> 00:23:18,328 We lose a few races. 663 00:23:18,361 --> 00:23:20,397 We get the handicap way down. 664 00:23:20,630 --> 00:23:22,032 and then when things look good 665 00:23:22,066 --> 00:23:24,035 we make a bet and we clean up! 666 00:23:25,136 --> 00:23:25,936 How much? 667 00:23:25,970 --> 00:23:27,405 -Y'know, a horse, if he was lucky 668 00:23:27,437 --> 00:23:29,372 and he ran a few races and won 669 00:23:29,405 --> 00:23:31,408 you could win a hundred thousand dollars in a season. 670 00:23:31,442 --> 00:23:33,745 -but outside of the race track where the 671 00:23:33,778 --> 00:23:34,879 REAL race is running: 672 00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,315 You could make a hundred thousand dollars in a MONTH! 673 00:23:37,348 --> 00:23:39,184 And that was twenty-some years ago. 674 00:23:39,617 --> 00:23:41,485 Okay so what happens though when someone finds out? 675 00:23:41,519 --> 00:23:42,453 Like who? 676 00:23:42,485 --> 00:23:43,820 -I don't know! 677 00:23:43,854 --> 00:23:46,157 Like Cat Man or whoever it was you thought I was when I showed up 678 00:23:46,456 --> 00:23:49,893 It's not against the law to lose a race! 679 00:23:53,030 --> 00:23:54,432 So what? The jockey's in on this too? 680 00:23:54,464 --> 00:23:57,769 Yeah because it's easier than trying to explain it all to the horse. 681 00:24:01,204 --> 00:24:03,040 Weren't you too tall to be a jockey? 682 00:24:03,072 --> 00:24:05,242 Yeah. Yeah, that's right. 683 00:24:05,276 --> 00:24:07,245 But y'know what happened was I grew 5 inches 684 00:24:07,278 --> 00:24:08,945 right in the middle of my prime 685 00:24:08,979 --> 00:24:10,180 and it ruined everything. 686 00:24:10,213 --> 00:24:14,118 Which is exactly what my ex-wife said to me on our honeymoon! 687 00:24:15,085 --> 00:24:16,488 How'd you get in trouble? 688 00:24:17,421 --> 00:24:19,357 You name it! With her? 689 00:24:19,389 --> 00:24:20,223 She's a bitch! 690 00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:22,093 Y'know, you talk to her: Hi Honey! and-- 691 00:24:22,126 --> 00:24:23,059 With RACING. 692 00:24:23,092 --> 00:24:23,994 Oh. Okay. That. 693 00:24:24,028 --> 00:24:24,996 Well what happened was 694 00:24:25,261 --> 00:24:25,963 It was this whole... 695 00:24:26,196 --> 00:24:27,330 doping scandal. 696 00:24:27,364 --> 00:24:28,199 I got confused! 697 00:24:28,499 --> 00:24:31,001 -I stuck the steriods in MY ass. 698 00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:32,369 I was supposed to put it in the horse's- 699 00:24:32,403 --> 00:24:34,005 How could you make a muh 700 00:24:34,038 --> 00:24:34,506 Okay look: 701 00:24:34,739 --> 00:24:36,007 You need to find a trainer 702 00:24:36,473 --> 00:24:39,210 and I need to find a horse who runs faster than I do. 703 00:24:39,542 --> 00:24:40,344 So let's do this: 704 00:24:40,845 --> 00:24:43,247 We'll defer the cost of feed and labor. 705 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:43,947 Okay. 706 00:24:43,981 --> 00:24:44,816 Right? 707 00:24:44,848 --> 00:24:46,283 I'll train the horse. 708 00:24:46,617 --> 00:24:47,251 -Kind of. 709 00:24:47,985 --> 00:24:50,220 But I still have to wet my beak a little bit 710 00:24:50,553 --> 00:24:51,922 But what I'm going to do for you is I'm going to 711 00:24:51,955 --> 00:24:53,857 cut my usual fee from six thousand 712 00:24:53,890 --> 00:24:55,058 to three thousand dollars a month 713 00:24:55,091 --> 00:24:56,059 and then after that 714 00:24:56,092 --> 00:24:57,828 Twenty cents of every dollar going forward. 715 00:24:58,428 --> 00:24:59,062 Standard. 716 00:24:59,596 --> 00:25:01,165 We are having a hard week at our house 717 00:25:01,197 --> 00:25:03,066 I'm not sure I have three extra grand this month. 718 00:25:03,099 --> 00:25:03,634 -Well we BOTH 719 00:25:03,666 --> 00:25:05,502 will...if you trust me 720 00:25:06,036 --> 00:25:07,372 and stick with the plan! 721 00:25:08,172 --> 00:25:09,040 Now what do ya say? 722 00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:10,975 Do we got a deal on this? 723 00:25:11,442 --> 00:25:12,076 Come on! 724 00:25:13,176 --> 00:25:13,811 Hop in! 725 00:25:14,310 --> 00:25:14,744 The 726 00:25:14,912 --> 00:25:16,047 The business is warm! 727 00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:16,813 Alright! 728 00:25:17,248 --> 00:25:20,418 Now, remember: You have to explain the plan to her 729 00:25:20,717 --> 00:25:23,187 It's not my job to deal with an angry wife! 730 00:25:23,387 --> 00:25:24,388 I understand. 731 00:25:24,655 --> 00:25:25,924 And she's not my wife! 732 00:25:26,124 --> 00:25:27,058 Okay. 733 00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:28,492 Hey! Can we go smoke some pot in your car? 734 00:25:28,524 --> 00:25:29,359 Before you go? 735 00:25:29,893 --> 00:25:31,362 Yeah, I gotta get home, okay? 736 00:25:31,395 --> 00:25:32,463 OOOH! 737 00:25:32,495 --> 00:25:34,064 So you admit you have pot in your car now, dontcha? 738 00:25:34,098 --> 00:25:36,000 -I gotta go tell Leslie The Big Plan 739 00:25:36,032 --> 00:25:38,069 Ohhh yes! Go tell Leslie The Big Plan 740 00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:40,003 I wouldn't want you to get in trouble with your 741 00:25:40,370 --> 00:25:41,371 FI-UNS-SEE 742 00:25:41,571 --> 00:25:43,040 It's not like that Barry. 743 00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:47,511 [Philip chews loudly] 744 00:25:50,180 --> 00:25:51,182 Mmmmphh. 745 00:25:54,385 --> 00:25:56,521 So how much money are we talking? 746 00:25:57,221 --> 00:25:59,089 Those funny hats aren't free! 747 00:26:01,392 --> 00:26:02,594 What does that even mean? 748 00:26:03,961 --> 00:26:05,029 Are you high? 749 00:26:05,061 --> 00:26:06,030 -Y'know? I kind of 750 00:26:06,062 --> 00:26:07,464 smelled something like it out at the ranch. 751 00:26:07,498 --> 00:26:09,033 -That must be what you're smelling. 752 00:26:09,066 --> 00:26:10,268 -Anyways! I did what you said. 753 00:26:11,299 --> 00:26:11,101 -I looked into it. 754 00:26:11,135 --> 00:26:11,636 [DOOR KICKED OPEN] 755 00:26:11,935 --> 00:26:12,603 PHILIP Perfect deal 756 00:26:13,271 --> 00:26:15,306 PHILIP He takes the horse. We can afford it. 757 00:26:15,873 --> 00:26:17,242 PHILIP Horse gets pampered 758 00:26:17,841 --> 00:26:19,042 PHILIP We make money the whole time 759 00:26:19,276 --> 00:26:20,111 PHILIP It's a great situation! 760 00:26:20,411 --> 00:26:21,245 [GLASS SMASHING] 761 00:26:21,278 --> 00:26:22,213 LESLIE How do you know he's any good? 762 00:26:22,245 --> 00:26:24,180 PHILIP I used your idea. I asked Richard. 763 00:26:24,213 --> 00:26:25,281 PHILIP He recommended him. 764 00:26:25,315 --> 00:26:27,051 He's this guy who used to be this famous jockey and 765 00:26:27,784 --> 00:26:30,053 something happened, he got accused of some shit. 766 00:26:30,087 --> 00:26:31,055 But he's back now! 767 00:26:31,088 --> 00:26:32,990 And he's ready to get into business with us. 768 00:26:33,022 --> 00:26:34,524 Well so why exactly did he leave? 769 00:26:35,192 --> 00:26:36,895 I dunno. We didn't really get into it. 770 00:26:37,528 --> 00:26:38,529 I had to be home for dinner. 771 00:26:39,596 --> 00:26:40,598 [CAR STARTS] 772 00:26:43,533 --> 00:26:44,534 PINKY Grow up Bitterman! 773 00:26:44,902 --> 00:26:46,104 PINKY We know you're hiding. 774 00:26:46,303 --> 00:26:46,937 [LOUD CRASH] 775 00:26:48,038 --> 00:26:49,173 LESLIE Well, I would have to meet him. 776 00:26:49,205 --> 00:26:51,141 PHILIP He said he can come pick up the horse anytime. 777 00:26:51,175 --> 00:26:51,909 PHILIP You can meet him then. 778 00:26:52,542 --> 00:26:53,410 PHILIP I just thought the Trumans 779 00:26:53,444 --> 00:26:54,412 were in the horse racing... 780 00:26:54,811 --> 00:26:55,846 scene so... 781 00:26:55,879 --> 00:26:57,280 maybe that'd be a good way to get in with them, but 782 00:26:57,313 --> 00:26:58,282 y'know, we don't have to. 783 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:04,989 ♪♪♪ 784 00:27:05,422 --> 00:27:09,193 LESLIE Don't say anything about racing or the horse to anyone! 785 00:27:09,559 --> 00:27:11,929 PHILIP I'm going to try not to say anything all night. 786 00:27:16,165 --> 00:27:16,867 PHILIP Thank you! 787 00:27:16,899 --> 00:27:18,069 LESLIE Hi, hello, thank you! 788 00:27:20,270 --> 00:27:22,039 Put it on! You HAVE to wear it. 789 00:27:22,071 --> 00:27:22,939 I'm not wearing it. 790 00:27:22,973 --> 00:27:24,709 You're wearing it! Don't embarrass me. 791 00:27:25,475 --> 00:27:26,376 Wanna hit the bar? 792 00:27:26,411 --> 00:27:28,680 Please behave. I don't ask you for much. 793 00:27:38,555 --> 00:27:41,092 Folks! Could I have y'alls attention for a minute please? 794 00:27:41,125 --> 00:27:42,093 Thank y'all very much. 795 00:27:42,559 --> 00:27:44,194 I promise I'll make this short and sweet 796 00:27:44,228 --> 00:27:45,563 Kinda like my grand-daughter over there! 797 00:27:45,596 --> 00:27:46,530 [LAUGHTER] 798 00:27:46,562 --> 00:27:47,830 -But anyway uh... 799 00:27:47,865 --> 00:27:50,267 I appreciate y'all being here tonight. Y'all look fantastic. 800 00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:52,103 -And I want to thank y'all for y'all's contributions. 801 00:27:52,136 --> 00:27:53,604 -And really for supporting my campaign. 802 00:27:53,803 --> 00:27:55,304 The fact that you trust me with your money 803 00:27:55,338 --> 00:27:58,576 really motivates me to be the best treasurer this state's ever seen! 804 00:27:58,908 --> 00:27:59,876 Unlike my opponent who 805 00:27:59,909 --> 00:28:01,745 -I'm not really sure can balance his check book 806 00:28:01,779 --> 00:28:03,347 -Much less a state budget, uh.. [LAUGHTER] 807 00:28:03,379 --> 00:28:05,715 -There's really two things we need to get this campaign 808 00:28:05,749 --> 00:28:07,585 over the finish line and to victory! 809 00:28:07,617 --> 00:28:08,418 And that is: 810 00:28:08,452 --> 00:28:10,154 [UNISON] SIGNS IN YARDS 811 00:28:10,186 --> 00:28:11,722 AND VOTES ON CARDS! 812 00:28:11,754 --> 00:28:13,290 Thank y'all very much! 813 00:28:13,322 --> 00:28:16,126 [APPLAUSE] 814 00:28:16,159 --> 00:28:16,660 ETHEL Bravo! 815 00:28:17,761 --> 00:28:19,629 Wasn't he just wonderful up there? 816 00:28:19,663 --> 00:28:20,631 I'd vote for him. 817 00:28:21,565 --> 00:28:22,300 Um.. 818 00:28:23,067 --> 00:28:24,602 What we need is your donation, dear 819 00:28:24,635 --> 00:28:25,603 Not your vote 820 00:28:25,903 --> 00:28:27,505 Your vote is assumed. 821 00:28:27,771 --> 00:28:29,607 The money is expected. 822 00:28:31,541 --> 00:28:32,510 Surely, your mother 823 00:28:32,542 --> 00:28:33,644 over time has 824 00:28:33,677 --> 00:28:37,180 explained the rules and how it all works around here? 825 00:28:37,213 --> 00:28:38,049 Of course. 826 00:28:38,281 --> 00:28:38,715 Oh. 827 00:28:38,882 --> 00:28:39,517 Good! 828 00:28:40,251 --> 00:28:42,020 So I can continue to count on you 829 00:28:42,552 --> 00:28:44,220 for the SIZEABLE contributions 830 00:28:44,253 --> 00:28:46,491 we've grown accustomed to from the Heart family? 831 00:28:47,357 --> 00:28:48,158 Definitely. 832 00:28:50,793 --> 00:28:51,761 ZACHARY ROTHSCHILD This guy! Right here! 833 00:28:51,794 --> 00:28:52,195 You're going. 834 00:28:52,229 --> 00:28:52,763 You're going! 835 00:28:52,796 --> 00:28:53,463 You're gettin' there. 836 00:28:53,496 --> 00:28:55,232 That was a great, great speech. 837 00:28:55,531 --> 00:28:56,199 WHOO 838 00:28:57,367 --> 00:28:58,368 Did you, uh... 839 00:28:59,036 --> 00:29:00,338 did you hear that last line? 840 00:29:01,571 --> 00:29:02,673 Yeah. I did. 841 00:29:03,406 --> 00:29:04,041 Touching. 842 00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:05,376 The way it rhymed like that. 843 00:29:05,842 --> 00:29:06,444 It was good. 844 00:29:06,476 --> 00:29:07,110 Mmm! 845 00:29:07,376 --> 00:29:07,778 "Touching" 846 00:29:07,810 --> 00:29:08,578 I never-yeah! 847 00:29:08,611 --> 00:29:09,246 Well. 848 00:29:09,847 --> 00:29:10,513 Yeah. 849 00:29:10,547 --> 00:29:11,182 I... 850 00:29:11,682 --> 00:29:12,550 Well, I wrote it. 851 00:29:12,582 --> 00:29:13,416 Ahh! 852 00:29:13,450 --> 00:29:14,452 You wrote what? 853 00:29:15,786 --> 00:29:17,455 The end of that speech. 854 00:29:17,855 --> 00:29:18,556 Oh? 855 00:29:18,588 --> 00:29:19,223 The last line. 856 00:29:19,255 --> 00:29:20,156 Congratulations. 857 00:29:20,191 --> 00:29:21,192 I wrote, I wrote the end of that speech! 858 00:29:21,224 --> 00:29:21,826 That was great! 859 00:29:21,858 --> 00:29:22,592 Well thank you. Very much. 860 00:29:22,626 --> 00:29:23,261 Cheers! 861 00:29:23,493 --> 00:29:24,328 I, uh, yeah 862 00:29:24,361 --> 00:29:25,629 I work, I work for the Truman campaign. 863 00:29:26,129 --> 00:29:27,063 Right, yeah, you were, uh 864 00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:29,133 You were telling me that last time we met. 865 00:29:34,238 --> 00:29:34,672 Philip! 866 00:29:34,871 --> 00:29:35,572 Philip. 867 00:29:36,139 --> 00:29:37,340 I never forget a face. 868 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:38,408 Sometimes a name. 869 00:29:38,776 --> 00:29:39,477 Put 'er there buddy! 870 00:29:39,510 --> 00:29:40,011 Zachary. 871 00:29:40,043 --> 00:29:41,145 Zachary Rothschild. 872 00:29:41,177 --> 00:29:41,779 Nice to see you again. 873 00:29:41,811 --> 00:29:43,446 Again? Again! Again. 874 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:44,482 Right right right. 875 00:29:50,186 --> 00:29:52,490 Isn't it a bit hot for gloves, dear? 876 00:29:54,290 --> 00:29:55,460 Oh, no. They're okay. 877 00:29:56,092 --> 00:29:58,562 In my day, when a woman wore gloves, it meant... 878 00:29:59,129 --> 00:30:01,364 she was hiding something. 879 00:30:06,270 --> 00:30:09,639 Oh now now chin up! I didn't mean you necessarily. 880 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:11,508 I know. 881 00:30:11,541 --> 00:30:12,175 Heh. 882 00:30:12,776 --> 00:30:13,878 ZACHARY Ooo! So, uh... 883 00:30:13,911 --> 00:30:14,845 ZACHARY Yeah, what are you... 884 00:30:14,877 --> 00:30:16,446 ZACHARY You still flippin' uh.. 885 00:30:16,946 --> 00:30:18,148 timeshares was it? 886 00:30:18,749 --> 00:30:20,416 Yeah! See? Your memory's coming back. 887 00:30:20,450 --> 00:30:20,885 Yeah, yeah. You- 888 00:30:20,917 --> 00:30:21,585 How d'you 889 00:30:21,618 --> 00:30:23,186 how...how do you get into that? 890 00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:24,188 Y'know, did you start with 891 00:30:24,488 --> 00:30:25,723 with telemarketing and then 892 00:30:25,755 --> 00:30:27,724 pyrimad schemes then MLMs or...? 893 00:30:28,058 --> 00:30:31,496 No, generally you start with a six figure capitol investment. 894 00:30:32,396 --> 00:30:32,829 Oh! 895 00:30:33,530 --> 00:30:35,633 Are you interested in fractional ownership? 896 00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:37,234 Factional? 897 00:30:37,267 --> 00:30:38,202 "Fractional" ownership. 898 00:30:38,234 --> 00:30:39,602 "Factional" 899 00:30:39,636 --> 00:30:41,704 We don't, we don't generally use "timeshare" in the business anymore 900 00:30:41,738 --> 00:30:42,440 because of 901 00:30:43,307 --> 00:30:43,908 the way you said it. 902 00:30:43,941 --> 00:30:45,509 So you are rebranding sir! 903 00:30:45,541 --> 00:30:46,543 That is rebranding. 904 00:30:46,743 --> 00:30:47,711 Using language. 905 00:30:47,743 --> 00:30:49,312 You would do well in politics. 906 00:30:49,346 --> 00:30:50,647 That is called "spin" my friend. 907 00:30:50,681 --> 00:30:52,350 That is called Good Spin. 908 00:30:52,915 --> 00:30:53,550 I like it! 909 00:30:54,318 --> 00:30:54,785 I'm- 910 00:30:54,819 --> 00:30:55,653 It's aspirational! 911 00:30:55,685 --> 00:30:56,819 HEH HEH HEH! 912 00:30:56,853 --> 00:30:57,488 Mmmm. 913 00:30:58,454 --> 00:30:58,889 MmmMm. 914 00:30:59,556 --> 00:31:00,558 [SLURP SOUNDS] 915 00:31:01,857 --> 00:31:04,427 Oh this wine is NOT aspirational. 916 00:31:04,860 --> 00:31:06,329 It's heavy on the "ass". 917 00:31:06,363 --> 00:31:07,331 Surely... 918 00:31:07,897 --> 00:31:09,800 Your mother left you with enough pieces 919 00:31:10,099 --> 00:31:11,301 to get you by. 920 00:31:11,635 --> 00:31:12,869 You know, until you could 921 00:31:12,903 --> 00:31:14,338 appreciate a little and 922 00:31:15,305 --> 00:31:16,507 Afford to buy a 923 00:31:16,906 --> 00:31:17,908 a few pieces. 924 00:31:19,408 --> 00:31:22,312 That woman had more rocks than Wilma Flintstone. 925 00:31:23,713 --> 00:31:24,714 Mmm! 926 00:31:25,581 --> 00:31:26,583 And then: 927 00:31:27,416 --> 00:31:28,586 You can look into buying 928 00:31:28,618 --> 00:31:30,554 a painting of a horse yourself! 929 00:31:31,254 --> 00:31:31,821 That is... 930 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:35,326 You know, when you and Philip are in a position to afford one. 931 00:31:36,526 --> 00:31:37,662 We've got a horse Ethel. 932 00:31:39,428 --> 00:31:40,430 You do? 933 00:31:40,963 --> 00:31:41,631 Really. 934 00:31:41,831 --> 00:31:42,599 Yes. 935 00:31:43,532 --> 00:31:44,202 Well! 936 00:31:45,702 --> 00:31:47,471 Everybody's got to start somewhere. 937 00:31:50,339 --> 00:31:51,007 ZACHARY Boy! 938 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,443 Did he deliver that last line! 939 00:31:52,475 --> 00:31:54,344 Oh! Wasn't he amazing? 940 00:31:54,544 --> 00:31:55,845 Amazing, darling. 941 00:31:56,146 --> 00:31:57,514 Cheers to you. 942 00:31:58,281 --> 00:31:59,282 Where's your button? 943 00:32:01,318 --> 00:32:02,386 Well...I 944 00:32:02,719 --> 00:32:03,721 I think I... 945 00:32:03,921 --> 00:32:04,888 I did misplace it. 946 00:32:04,921 --> 00:32:05,923 You did? 947 00:32:06,290 --> 00:32:08,358 [LAUGHTER] 948 00:32:09,059 --> 00:32:10,226 ETHEL I just want to see what she's going to do 949 00:32:10,260 --> 00:32:12,696 ETHEL when she gets on her seventh glass of champagne 950 00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:14,432 And I don't really... 951 00:32:14,831 --> 00:32:16,433 I don't know if I really want to know... 952 00:32:16,465 --> 00:32:17,867 JAMES Nah, probably not, 953 00:32:17,901 --> 00:32:19,970 There's my favorite high society ladies! 954 00:32:20,002 --> 00:32:21,170 -How y'all doin'? 955 00:32:21,203 --> 00:32:23,807 Here's to the future treasurer of the state of Louisiana! 956 00:32:23,839 --> 00:32:24,942 -Yes it is! 957 00:32:24,974 --> 00:32:25,976 Here's to you! 958 00:32:26,577 --> 00:32:28,011 How you doin', blue eyes? 959 00:32:28,544 --> 00:32:29,312 Great! 960 00:32:29,346 --> 00:32:31,749 Hello sir! I'm, uh, Muffie Heart-- 961 00:32:31,781 --> 00:32:33,716 -Heh. I'm LESLIE. 962 00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:34,885 Muffie Heart's daughter. 963 00:32:35,117 --> 00:32:36,319 Sorry for your loss. 964 00:32:36,353 --> 00:32:37,488 -Oh. Thank you. 965 00:32:37,521 --> 00:32:38,655 Thank you. Um! 966 00:32:38,688 --> 00:32:41,492 Congratulations on what will no doubt be 967 00:32:41,524 --> 00:32:43,293 a very successful campaign! 968 00:32:43,327 --> 00:32:43,994 Uh, Ms. Heart. 969 00:32:46,562 --> 00:32:47,797 It might be suitable 970 00:32:47,830 --> 00:32:49,567 to address my granddaughter 971 00:32:50,033 --> 00:32:51,301 -with your gloves on, but... 972 00:32:51,969 --> 00:32:53,938 they are certainly to be removed 973 00:32:55,038 --> 00:32:57,341 when greeting a person of stature! 974 00:33:09,519 --> 00:33:10,288 Of course. 975 00:33:22,898 --> 00:33:23,667 Time to go? 976 00:33:26,569 --> 00:33:28,438 When you speak to Barry tomorrow... 977 00:33:29,539 --> 00:33:30,540 You tell him: I'm In. 978 00:33:36,379 --> 00:33:37,380 PHILIP Look at you! 979 00:33:39,415 --> 00:33:41,085 BARRY Why don't you put her in #3 alright? 980 00:33:41,117 --> 00:33:41,851 HANDLER Yes sir. 981 00:33:42,219 --> 00:33:42,953 BARRY Philip! 982 00:33:43,587 --> 00:33:44,088 Hey. 983 00:33:44,421 --> 00:33:45,623 Wait a second Philip. 984 00:33:46,690 --> 00:33:47,491 This isn't... 985 00:33:47,523 --> 00:33:48,758 This isn't the girl I met yesterday! 986 00:33:48,791 --> 00:33:49,592 What's going on? 987 00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:51,428 AHHHHH 988 00:33:51,461 --> 00:33:52,730 OHHHHHHHHH! 989 00:33:52,762 --> 00:33:54,432 I gotcha! I gotcha! 990 00:33:55,499 --> 00:33:56,166 I, uh 991 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,335 Lotta people don't know this but 992 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,368 In two action films 993 00:33:58,402 --> 00:34:00,538 I played the role of Jew Jitzsu! 994 00:34:01,004 --> 00:34:03,040 I forgot to mention: He comes with jokes. 995 00:34:03,306 --> 00:34:04,709 See what I like to do is: 996 00:34:04,908 --> 00:34:06,909 I like to start out being a little bit obnoxious 997 00:34:06,943 --> 00:34:08,379 just to set a standard. 998 00:34:08,578 --> 00:34:09,647 And then eventually 999 00:34:09,847 --> 00:34:11,682 you'll see my heart of gold! 1000 00:34:11,981 --> 00:34:13,816 But I can see from THAT face 1001 00:34:13,850 --> 00:34:15,853 that you're not happy! 1002 00:34:15,885 --> 00:34:17,887 And I'm also a little bit frightened of you. 1003 00:34:18,321 --> 00:34:19,357 Leslie, right? 1004 00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:20,758 Yes. Hello. 1005 00:34:20,790 --> 00:34:21,559 Good to meet you. 1006 00:34:22,158 --> 00:34:25,428 So, Philip's been telling me that there's good money in racing. 1007 00:34:25,461 --> 00:34:26,996 Yeah. You can make a small fortune 1008 00:34:27,030 --> 00:34:28,165 from racing. 1009 00:34:28,198 --> 00:34:30,468 Unfortunately you usually start out with a big fortune 1010 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:32,035 Well- 1011 00:34:32,568 --> 00:34:34,470 We're new to this. I mean, I-I just want to 1012 00:34:34,504 --> 00:34:35,806 find out how we can get started. 1013 00:34:35,839 --> 00:34:37,674 Alright. Let's grab a drink and talk about it. 1014 00:34:37,707 --> 00:34:38,142 What do ya say? 1015 00:34:38,175 --> 00:34:38,941 Let's go. 1016 00:34:38,975 --> 00:34:39,610 Let's do it! 1017 00:34:42,111 --> 00:34:43,747 BARRY Look and learn! Watch and learn! 1018 00:34:43,780 --> 00:34:45,883 BARRY Watch and listen! Listen and learn! 1019 00:34:45,915 --> 00:34:46,850 PHILIP Okay. Stop talking. 1020 00:34:46,883 --> 00:34:47,651 BARRY Okay. 1021 00:34:56,926 --> 00:34:58,695 MAN Nice shot, Bailing Barry! 1022 00:35:00,597 --> 00:35:03,533 These bar cues are bullshit! I can't work with this. 1023 00:35:03,934 --> 00:35:05,035 It's not professional. 1024 00:35:05,068 --> 00:35:07,171 So how long before she's ready to race? 1025 00:35:08,037 --> 00:35:09,106 Why wait? 1026 00:35:09,573 --> 00:35:11,575 We'll breeze her an eighth of a mile 1027 00:35:11,607 --> 00:35:12,542 for a few days 1028 00:35:12,575 --> 00:35:13,778 "Some Like It Heart" 1029 00:35:15,745 --> 00:35:16,781 That's her name! 1030 00:35:17,214 --> 00:35:19,550 -She's part of my family now and... 1031 00:35:19,582 --> 00:35:20,550 she deserves a name. 1032 00:35:23,053 --> 00:35:24,955 We'll breeze "Heart The Horse" 1033 00:35:25,655 --> 00:35:28,559 half the length of the race so she'll burn out early 1034 00:35:28,591 --> 00:35:30,126 -Little extra food at dinner time. 1035 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:33,030 -Bucket of beer for breakfast instead of hay. 1036 00:35:33,062 --> 00:35:33,997 PHILIP They drink beer? 1037 00:35:34,030 --> 00:35:34,863 BARRY Oh, they love it! 1038 00:35:34,897 --> 00:35:37,133 Compared to real training it's actually 1039 00:35:37,167 --> 00:35:38,803 kind of a deal for them. 1040 00:35:39,236 --> 00:35:41,806 Wait. That's the plan? You WANT to lose? 1041 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,778 -We talked about this for an hour and a half the other day! 1042 00:35:47,810 --> 00:35:49,713 What's wron-- he didn't tell you any of this? 1043 00:35:57,254 --> 00:35:59,156 What'd you get in trouble for back when you raced? 1044 00:36:01,790 --> 00:36:02,624 Fine! 1045 00:36:02,658 --> 00:36:03,461 You want me to tell you? I'll tell you. 1046 00:36:08,031 --> 00:36:10,100 I owed some money to some local guys 1047 00:36:10,399 --> 00:36:11,868 who worked for some foreign guys 1048 00:36:11,901 --> 00:36:12,970 who made it very clear to me 1049 00:36:13,403 --> 00:36:15,805 that I was to come in fourth or worse 1050 00:36:18,908 --> 00:36:20,577 They put me on a horse called "Golden Nugget". 1051 00:36:21,144 --> 00:36:23,079 It won three out of it's last four 1052 00:36:23,747 --> 00:36:26,617 The money they were going to win from THEIR horse winning 1053 00:36:26,649 --> 00:36:28,017 was supposed to cover my tab 1054 00:36:28,218 --> 00:36:29,752 They'd get paid out. 1055 00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:33,756 And all at the expense of me risking everything I've ever worked for. 1056 00:36:35,024 --> 00:36:36,626 ANNOUNCER Annnd they're off! 1057 00:36:37,227 --> 00:36:40,231 Madeline Winter, Hustle Hard and the Grace Of God are off and away 1058 00:36:40,731 --> 00:36:42,265 Glass Firmament fires to the front 1059 00:36:42,298 --> 00:36:44,033 but it's Golden Nugget winning the early lead! 1060 00:36:44,066 --> 00:36:45,301 BARRY This horse was a champion 1061 00:36:45,334 --> 00:36:47,070 won three out it's last four! 1062 00:36:47,303 --> 00:36:48,638 I couldn't stop him! He wanted to win! 1063 00:36:48,671 --> 00:36:51,641 ANNOUNCER He's stuck in the ruckus coming out of turn number one 1064 00:36:51,841 --> 00:36:53,309 ANNOUNCER Down the back stretch they go! 1065 00:36:53,343 --> 00:36:54,578 ANNOUNCER Madeline Winter the long-shot 1066 00:36:54,611 --> 00:36:57,580 I tried pulling on the reigns. I did the fake-whipping schtick. 1067 00:36:57,847 --> 00:36:59,749 but there's only so much you can do without getting busted! 1068 00:36:59,950 --> 00:37:01,818 ANNOUNCER Grace Of God and Madeline Winter. It's a stretch of three. 1069 00:37:01,850 --> 00:37:02,919 ANNOUNCER Glass Firmament on the outside 1070 00:37:02,952 --> 00:37:04,655 ANNOUNCER And it's round the final turn they go! 1071 00:37:04,687 --> 00:37:06,122 ANNOUNCER YOWZA YOWZA YOWZA 1072 00:37:06,356 --> 00:37:07,925 So now we're coming around the final turn. 1073 00:37:08,158 --> 00:37:09,860 ANNOUNCER Golden Nugget holding strong 1074 00:37:10,060 --> 00:37:11,962 ANNOUNCER The champion daring anyone to challenge for the lead 1075 00:37:11,995 --> 00:37:13,897 and is thus far going fully uncontested! 1076 00:37:13,930 --> 00:37:15,765 And uh...we're gonna win. 1077 00:37:15,798 --> 00:37:17,333 And I realize 1078 00:37:17,367 --> 00:37:20,169 there's only one option I have to me that doesn't include 1079 00:37:20,202 --> 00:37:22,071 gory death via mob. 1080 00:37:22,604 --> 00:37:23,807 ANNOUNCER All charging hard for second position 1081 00:37:23,839 --> 00:37:27,243 ANNOUNCER as Golden Nugget powers ahead by nine lengths. 1082 00:37:27,276 --> 00:37:29,612 ANNOUNCER Off and away to certain victory. Grace Of God-- 1083 00:37:29,646 --> 00:37:32,316 ANNOUNCER OH NO! THE JOCKEY BAILED OFF 1084 00:37:32,348 --> 00:37:33,617 ANNOUNCER Bitterman has bailed off! 1085 00:37:33,651 --> 00:37:36,720 ANNOUNCER Golden Nugget is disqualified now running amok! 1086 00:37:36,752 --> 00:37:39,756 ANNOUNCER Oh my word! What a disgraceful display! 1087 00:37:40,256 --> 00:37:40,957 I bailed off. 1088 00:37:41,390 --> 00:37:44,727 -I got a ten year ban. My name ran through the mud. 1089 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,130 -And now half the time I go anyplace 1090 00:37:47,397 --> 00:37:50,000 -Stupid assholes like this guy mouth off 1091 00:37:50,232 --> 00:37:51,702 He wasn't even alive when it happened! 1092 00:37:52,669 --> 00:37:53,671 Look at this guy! 1093 00:37:53,970 --> 00:37:55,371 I aim for an hour. Doesn't go in. 1094 00:37:55,405 --> 00:37:58,207 This guy just walks up like a dizzy man. Boom! 1095 00:37:58,607 --> 00:38:01,745 -Alright rack 'em up, Slim Pickins! We're playing this one for money 1096 00:38:01,977 --> 00:38:02,979 PHILIP You've lost the last three. 1097 00:38:03,312 --> 00:38:04,347 BARRY Gimme odds! C'mon Kenny Rogers. 1098 00:38:04,381 --> 00:38:07,216 A hundred bucks if I win. Twenty-five if you do. 1099 00:38:07,249 --> 00:38:08,751 PHILIP Uh. I don't bet... 1100 00:38:08,785 --> 00:38:12,022 BARRY Y'know, it shows poor character to become a completely different person 1101 00:38:12,222 --> 00:38:13,723 just because you're girlfriend's here. 1102 00:38:14,024 --> 00:38:19,663 [TRUMPHET PLAYS 'CALL TO POST'] 1103 00:38:19,696 --> 00:38:23,033 ANNOUNCER We're back for another maiden special weight group today 1104 00:38:23,066 --> 00:38:25,669 Always great to see these young horses coming along 1105 00:38:25,702 --> 00:38:29,138 A few making their first lifetime start in this race 1106 00:38:29,171 --> 00:38:34,077 Some are showing improvement coming in others: not so much! 1107 00:38:34,377 --> 00:38:37,713 Erikynn Ace is the heavy favorite this race 1108 00:38:37,747 --> 00:38:41,251 as she debuts for a very strong stable! 1109 00:38:41,283 --> 00:38:46,155 Her morning works suggest that she'll be good to go today at first asking 1110 00:38:46,189 --> 00:38:48,658 The 3: Darn Good Signal 1111 00:38:49,091 --> 00:38:53,329 #5: "Through The Five-Hole" gets a better post to work with today 1112 00:38:53,763 --> 00:38:55,932 She just missed last time out. 1113 00:38:55,964 --> 00:38:59,403 For those that like to chase after long shots: 1114 00:39:00,403 --> 00:39:02,272 "Some Like It Heart" 1115 00:39:02,305 --> 00:39:05,908 Little known about this filly. Her works are just okay and 1116 00:39:06,209 --> 00:39:10,748 she'll strictly be a long-shot today in this, her career debut. 1117 00:39:10,948 --> 00:39:14,417 As we get set for the post-parade, standby! 1118 00:39:18,955 --> 00:39:21,223 VOICE-OVER Coming up tonight! On Maximum Exposure. 1119 00:39:21,256 --> 00:39:23,392 COLT Hard work. Delayed gratification. 1120 00:39:23,426 --> 00:39:25,295 Be patient. You'll be happier later. 1121 00:39:25,327 --> 00:39:28,064 VOICE OVER We catch up with celebirty horse trainer Colt Reynolds! 1122 00:39:28,097 --> 00:39:30,300 COLT I only really deal with people who are famous 1123 00:39:30,332 --> 00:39:31,401 Or of quality. 1124 00:39:31,434 --> 00:39:33,002 VOICE OVER Can he capture his fourth derby title 1125 00:39:33,035 --> 00:39:35,071 with pony protègè "Talk Veuve To Me" 1126 00:39:35,104 --> 00:39:37,139 COLT Once you've got the success you never want to let it go. 1127 00:39:37,173 --> 00:39:40,209 VOICE OVER Join us as Colt gets real about the high-stakes highs 1128 00:39:40,243 --> 00:39:42,279 and the last-lap lows of the racing world 1129 00:39:42,312 --> 00:39:44,481 COLT The morning after the battle is far more challenging 1130 00:39:44,513 --> 00:39:45,448 than the day of the battle. 1131 00:39:45,481 --> 00:39:46,515 And that's absolutely been true in my life 1132 00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:48,984 VOICE OVER And how he's managed to stay on top 1133 00:39:49,017 --> 00:39:50,820 of the racing world for two decades! 1134 00:39:50,854 --> 00:39:51,821 But that's all I'll tell you. 1135 00:39:51,854 --> 00:39:53,222 The rest you'll have fun learning by yourself. 1136 00:39:53,256 --> 00:39:54,857 VOICE OVER Tonight at 9, 8 central. 1137 00:39:55,057 --> 00:39:56,959 Our girl's up in Lexington right now. 1138 00:39:56,993 --> 00:39:58,095 Getting ready for the season. 1139 00:39:58,495 --> 00:40:01,198 Colt Reynolds has been working with her for two weeks 1140 00:40:01,231 --> 00:40:03,133 leading up to Saratoga. 1141 00:40:03,165 --> 00:40:04,834 ROSALINA Keep that winning streak going! 1142 00:40:05,234 --> 00:40:07,136 ETHEL Losing is tacky! 1143 00:40:07,169 --> 00:40:08,104 [LAUGHS] 1144 00:40:08,138 --> 00:40:10,340 It's got to be avoided at all costs, right? 1145 00:40:11,874 --> 00:40:12,876 And you dear! 1146 00:40:13,343 --> 00:40:15,045 How's your little hobby coming along? 1147 00:40:15,077 --> 00:40:16,979 Oh! Uh, which hobby is that? 1148 00:40:17,213 --> 00:40:19,348 Well, you mentioned you were dabbling in racing. 1149 00:40:20,048 --> 00:40:20,482 Or... 1150 00:40:20,783 --> 00:40:22,752 have we given that up already? 1151 00:40:22,785 --> 00:40:24,988 No! Uh. It's going good, yeah. 1152 00:40:25,021 --> 00:40:25,955 -Yeah? Yup 1153 00:40:25,988 --> 00:40:26,456 Oh! 1154 00:40:26,890 --> 00:40:28,725 So...you've raced her? 1155 00:40:29,825 --> 00:40:31,494 Uh, no, not yet. 1156 00:40:34,531 --> 00:40:38,769 So, uh, that wasn't your horse this Saturday? 1157 00:40:40,803 --> 00:40:41,805 Where'd you hear that? 1158 00:40:44,941 --> 00:40:46,243 I don't know! I just 1159 00:40:46,276 --> 00:40:47,778 have these two ears 1160 00:40:47,810 --> 00:40:51,381 and too many people just willing to fill them with the latest goings-ons 1161 00:40:51,414 --> 00:40:53,482 [LAUGHTER] 1162 00:40:53,515 --> 00:40:54,484 Things DO have a way of 1163 00:40:54,751 --> 00:40:55,953 getting around. 1164 00:40:56,185 --> 00:40:57,019 Get around! 1165 00:40:57,419 --> 00:40:59,923 That was our perspective trainer's horse 1166 00:40:59,955 --> 00:41:01,290 Oh! 1167 00:41:01,323 --> 00:41:04,827 Philip and I were just there to support him and watch the process 1168 00:41:04,861 --> 00:41:07,129 Oh, well, didn't do him much good did it? 1169 00:41:07,162 --> 00:41:08,231 [LAUGHS] 1170 00:41:08,263 --> 00:41:10,533 That poor baby came in four lengths behind the pack 1171 00:41:10,566 --> 00:41:13,302 It was going to be a photo finish but it got dark right at the end 1172 00:41:13,336 --> 00:41:15,939 [LAUGHTER] 1173 00:41:15,972 --> 00:41:17,540 Ten people have to lose Ethel. 1174 00:41:22,912 --> 00:41:24,515 ETHEL I think you've had enough icing. 1175 00:41:25,247 --> 00:41:27,117 Darling, C'mon. 1176 00:41:27,149 --> 00:41:27,950 What'd you have? Seven? 1177 00:41:39,495 --> 00:41:40,463 [HORSE GRUNTS] 1178 00:41:40,495 --> 00:41:41,363 PHILIP Careful honey! 1179 00:41:41,397 --> 00:41:42,198 Aw, she's gentle. 1180 00:41:42,231 --> 00:41:43,867 Good thing we're not trying to win. 1181 00:41:43,899 --> 00:41:44,334 Why? 1182 00:41:45,033 --> 00:41:45,868 Colt Reynolds. 1183 00:41:46,336 --> 00:41:47,337 Rich asshole. 1184 00:41:47,370 --> 00:41:48,372 No offense. 1185 00:41:49,039 --> 00:41:50,607 He has a horse in every race. 1186 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,475 He's one of these try-hard jerks 1187 00:41:52,742 --> 00:41:54,077 who gives extra effort 1188 00:41:54,343 --> 00:41:56,312 and wins all the time because of his honesty 1189 00:41:56,578 --> 00:41:57,281 It's gross. 1190 00:41:58,513 --> 00:41:59,149 Bitterman. 1191 00:42:02,118 --> 00:42:02,586 BITTERMAN! 1192 00:42:03,919 --> 00:42:04,921 Heyyy... 1193 00:42:05,555 --> 00:42:07,022 -You're pretty jumpy. After all these years 1194 00:42:07,055 --> 00:42:08,925 I wouldn't think you'd STILL be jumpy. 1195 00:42:11,260 --> 00:42:11,694 Well 1196 00:42:12,361 --> 00:42:14,164 You're not on top of the racing world, believe me 1197 00:42:14,196 --> 00:42:15,598 but you're still in good shape I see 1198 00:42:15,631 --> 00:42:18,568 Oh! You know I'm training with Angelo Dundee these days. 1199 00:42:18,935 --> 00:42:20,136 Training. To take a fall? 1200 00:42:21,037 --> 00:42:22,039 -You don't need Angelo! 1201 00:42:26,142 --> 00:42:28,345 -I didn't even know they allowed guys like you back in this place 1202 00:42:28,577 --> 00:42:30,079 How'd you even get in here anyway? 1203 00:42:30,113 --> 00:42:31,381 You still have you fake ID? 1204 00:42:34,617 --> 00:42:35,517 COLT The two of you 1205 00:42:35,551 --> 00:42:37,087 I wish you the best of luck 1206 00:42:37,687 --> 00:42:39,056 With him: It's going to be all bad 1207 00:42:39,421 --> 00:42:40,057 Yup 1208 00:42:40,156 --> 00:42:41,124 Thank you! 1209 00:42:45,294 --> 00:42:47,396 ANNOUNCER "Chippy Kippy" is a beautiful filly 1210 00:42:47,430 --> 00:42:49,432 that will try to make some noise 1211 00:42:49,464 --> 00:42:51,100 If she can get some open road today: 1212 00:42:51,133 --> 00:42:53,202 Watch for "Chippy Kippy" 1213 00:42:53,236 --> 00:42:54,605 Riders are now up. 1214 00:42:54,838 --> 00:42:56,372 We're getting set to post parade. 1215 00:42:56,406 --> 00:43:00,243 The race favorite continues to be "Opinions Rae" 1216 00:43:00,276 --> 00:43:04,248 while the longest shot on the board is "Some Like It Heart" 1217 00:43:04,948 --> 00:43:05,382 [DOOR SLAMS] 1218 00:43:05,682 --> 00:43:06,316 RICH Barry! 1219 00:43:07,582 --> 00:43:08,218 RICH BARRY! 1220 00:43:08,551 --> 00:43:09,219 LADY Calm down! 1221 00:43:09,252 --> 00:43:10,320 RICH No I won't calm down! 1222 00:43:12,955 --> 00:43:14,957 Barry. Find me another silk or I'm not riding. 1223 00:43:16,959 --> 00:43:17,961 You are BUGBOY now. 1224 00:43:17,995 --> 00:43:19,996 You're late once: You give up your first name 1225 00:43:20,028 --> 00:43:21,931 You're late twice; You give up your second name 1226 00:43:21,964 --> 00:43:23,332 I was at the barn and no one was there. 1227 00:43:23,365 --> 00:43:24,367 You told me 12:30! 1228 00:43:24,633 --> 00:43:26,035 That doesn't sound like me! 1229 00:43:26,602 --> 00:43:27,437 -At any rate 1230 00:43:27,836 --> 00:43:29,405 -Philip and Leslie, this is BugBoy. 1231 00:43:29,539 --> 00:43:30,073 It's Rich. 1232 00:43:30,106 --> 00:43:30,874 Nice to meet you Rich. 1233 00:43:30,906 --> 00:43:31,675 Hi. I'm Philip. Nice to meet you. 1234 00:43:32,307 --> 00:43:32,943 Sorry... 1235 00:43:33,475 --> 00:43:34,310 RICH I'm used to him. 1236 00:43:34,877 --> 00:43:35,678 Where the hell have you been? 1237 00:43:35,711 --> 00:43:37,347 It's five minutes before the race! 1238 00:43:37,379 --> 00:43:38,280 What's the matter with you? 1239 00:43:38,314 --> 00:43:39,283 I'm NOT wearing this. 1240 00:43:39,749 --> 00:43:42,051 I made this especially for YOU! 1241 00:43:42,084 --> 00:43:43,485 Look at the wings here. 1242 00:43:43,519 --> 00:43:45,388 "BB". What do you think that stands for? 1243 00:43:45,589 --> 00:43:46,222 What? 1244 00:43:46,254 --> 00:43:47,156 Bailing Barry? 1245 00:43:47,457 --> 00:43:48,223 Oh wow. 1246 00:43:48,258 --> 00:43:49,693 Who needs to hear that right now? 1247 00:43:49,959 --> 00:43:51,161 No one. 1248 00:43:52,662 --> 00:43:55,098 ANNOUNCER Trying to gain from second is "Polly's Phoenix" 1249 00:43:55,131 --> 00:43:58,335 "Pink Moon" and "Jessica D" are together for third with 1250 00:43:58,368 --> 00:44:02,072 "Flower Power" "Some Like It Heart" and "Karma's Coming" 1251 00:44:02,104 --> 00:44:03,539 rounding out this one. 1252 00:44:03,906 --> 00:44:06,075 "Locke Shore" for the win! 1253 00:44:06,475 --> 00:44:08,544 over "Polly's Phoenix" and "Jessica D" 1254 00:44:08,577 --> 00:44:11,280 then came "Pink Moon" "Flower Power" 1255 00:44:11,314 --> 00:44:13,183 "Some Like It Heart" was next to last 1256 00:44:13,216 --> 00:44:15,352 over "Karma's Coming" 1257 00:44:15,385 --> 00:44:16,752 Hey, check it out! Because the casino- 1258 00:44:16,785 --> 00:44:18,253 track makes so much money now 1259 00:44:18,287 --> 00:44:20,991 They pay out a subsidy to ALL the horses. 1260 00:44:21,024 --> 00:44:22,292 Not just the Top 5. 1261 00:44:22,325 --> 00:44:23,259 So, boom! 1262 00:44:23,292 --> 00:44:25,028 850 bones. 1263 00:44:25,060 --> 00:44:26,263 Don't tell anybody where you got that. 1264 00:44:26,562 --> 00:44:27,097 Who's going to ask? 1265 00:44:27,696 --> 00:44:30,066 Winner only got about fifty-thousand dollars more. 1266 00:44:31,066 --> 00:44:33,536 Winning is a rich man's game. 1267 00:44:34,537 --> 00:44:35,571 This was a good day. 1268 00:44:36,104 --> 00:44:37,440 RICH You cut me off and you know it! 1269 00:44:38,540 --> 00:44:39,542 That asshole checked me! 1270 00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:41,176 Hey hey! Hey hey. 1271 00:44:41,209 --> 00:44:42,511 Watch your language dude! 1272 00:44:43,146 --> 00:44:43,946 [LAUGHING] 1273 00:44:43,979 --> 00:44:45,648 Okay, it's cold. Let's go. Let's go. 1274 00:44:46,649 --> 00:44:47,417 Hello Folks! 1275 00:44:47,649 --> 00:44:48,283 Hi! 1276 00:44:48,316 --> 00:44:48,717 Hi. 1277 00:44:48,751 --> 00:44:49,419 Oh hi! 1278 00:44:49,452 --> 00:44:50,087 Oh shit. 1279 00:44:51,187 --> 00:44:53,123 JP Goodman. Jockey Club President. 1280 00:44:53,156 --> 00:44:55,158 Oh is that what the "JP" stands for? 1281 00:44:55,725 --> 00:44:56,526 No sir. 1282 00:44:57,026 --> 00:44:59,062 It stand's for equal rights for women. 1283 00:44:59,095 --> 00:45:00,030 -Hello Miss 1284 00:45:00,062 --> 00:45:01,064 -Hi, hello. 1285 00:45:01,296 --> 00:45:02,031 JP 1286 00:45:02,064 --> 00:45:03,332 Philip. Ainsworth. 1287 00:45:03,665 --> 00:45:04,301 Philip is it. 1288 00:45:05,568 --> 00:45:07,136 Tremendous day for a race, wasn't it? 1289 00:45:07,169 --> 00:45:07,669 Yeah good day. 1290 00:45:07,702 --> 00:45:08,338 GREAT day. 1291 00:45:08,370 --> 00:45:09,071 Race day. 1292 00:45:09,104 --> 00:45:10,072 Wonderfine day. 1293 00:45:10,106 --> 00:45:11,107 BARRY Yeah. Ha ha. 1294 00:45:12,341 --> 00:45:13,310 How long you been racing? 1295 00:45:13,609 --> 00:45:15,144 Well this is just our second race-- 1296 00:45:15,178 --> 00:45:17,580 Well actually we're going to head out now 1297 00:45:17,613 --> 00:45:19,582 because it's uh, getting so late 1298 00:45:19,615 --> 00:45:22,252 We're heading out because our horse gets too antsy 1299 00:45:22,285 --> 00:45:23,620 when it's been in the trailer all day 1300 00:45:23,986 --> 00:45:24,921 Bangs around. 1301 00:45:24,953 --> 00:45:26,756 Heard there was a bit of a ruckus up here 1302 00:45:26,789 --> 00:45:27,723 and I wanted to come by and make sure everybody 1303 00:45:27,756 --> 00:45:28,758 was still living and breathing. 1304 00:45:28,959 --> 00:45:30,160 Oh! No. 1305 00:45:30,193 --> 00:45:31,093 No ruckus. 1306 00:45:31,127 --> 00:45:33,062 Absolutely nothing on the ruckus front. 1307 00:45:33,095 --> 00:45:34,664 RICH Do it again and see what happens! 1308 00:45:34,696 --> 00:45:35,531 BARRY Easy easy! 1309 00:45:35,564 --> 00:45:36,532 Don't yell at the track. 1310 00:45:36,566 --> 00:45:38,701 I will not! He's just a glorified strapper! 1311 00:45:38,734 --> 00:45:39,736 You cut me off and you know it! 1312 00:45:39,769 --> 00:45:41,604 Jesus, Rich. Calm down. 1313 00:45:41,636 --> 00:45:43,240 I'm selling the goof, you goob. 1314 00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:45,809 Cut me off again, you asshole! 1315 00:45:46,075 --> 00:45:46,509 Yeah! 1316 00:45:46,975 --> 00:45:49,146 So, everybody managed to calm down? 1317 00:45:49,479 --> 00:45:50,847 Yes. We sedated him. 1318 00:45:50,879 --> 00:45:53,816 [LESLIE LAUGHS] 1319 00:45:53,850 --> 00:45:55,518 Well just wanted to make sure you folks were alright 1320 00:45:55,551 --> 00:45:56,486 and didn't need anything from us. 1321 00:45:56,519 --> 00:45:57,754 LESLIE Oh, no. We are GREAT. 1322 00:45:57,986 --> 00:45:59,155 We're gonna do better next time! 1323 00:45:59,187 --> 00:46:00,222 [BARRY LAUGHS] 1324 00:46:00,256 --> 00:46:00,790 That's true. 1325 00:46:00,823 --> 00:46:01,825 You couldn't do worse. 1326 00:46:08,363 --> 00:46:10,332 Alright, well: Ride Fast And Take Chances! 1327 00:46:10,365 --> 00:46:11,333 as we like to say. 1328 00:46:11,868 --> 00:46:13,070 That's the plan! 1329 00:46:13,401 --> 00:46:13,903 We will! 1330 00:46:13,935 --> 00:46:14,805 We will. Absolutely. 1331 00:46:15,205 --> 00:46:15,805 LESLIE Yup, yeah. 1332 00:46:15,838 --> 00:46:16,640 Alright. 1333 00:46:16,972 --> 00:46:17,606 Have a good night. 1334 00:46:18,140 --> 00:46:19,376 BARRY Thanks for checkin'. 1335 00:46:22,611 --> 00:46:24,380 Why do you just tell him the whole plan! 1336 00:46:24,781 --> 00:46:25,582 What's the matter with you? 1337 00:46:25,615 --> 00:46:26,816 What? What could I do? He asked me! 1338 00:46:26,848 --> 00:46:27,783 It's not our second race. 1339 00:46:27,816 --> 00:46:28,584 He asked me a question. 1340 00:46:28,618 --> 00:46:29,552 He didn't ask you how many races 1341 00:46:29,586 --> 00:46:31,154 It's not like he can't look at the records! 1342 00:46:31,386 --> 00:46:32,388 There's no reason- 1343 00:46:32,421 --> 00:46:35,425 Never give more than you're supposed to...give 1344 00:46:35,457 --> 00:46:36,693 Sorry I'm not a criminal. 1345 00:46:47,470 --> 00:46:50,807 ANNOUNCER Could today be the day for "Some Like It Heart"? 1346 00:46:51,274 --> 00:46:53,243 Horse player's don't think so. 1347 00:46:53,276 --> 00:46:55,511 She's the longest shot on the board. 1348 00:47:00,515 --> 00:47:04,553 "Some Like It Heart" is a big number on the tote board right now 1349 00:47:04,586 --> 00:47:06,722 She's 20/1 on the number line 1350 00:47:06,756 --> 00:47:10,460 and horse players appear to have lost any faith in this filly 1351 00:47:15,298 --> 00:47:18,368 "Some Like It Heart" is trying to be best of the rest 1352 00:47:18,401 --> 00:47:20,603 but the rest are well back in here 1353 00:47:20,635 --> 00:47:23,172 It's "Abra Girl" for the win! 1354 00:47:27,310 --> 00:47:31,347 "Some Like It Heart" deserves to be 30/1 in the morning line for this race 1355 00:47:31,379 --> 00:47:35,151 She has yet to show anything thus far in her career. 1356 00:47:45,794 --> 00:47:46,930 BARRY Yes! 1357 00:47:46,963 --> 00:47:48,165 Congrats. 1358 00:47:49,798 --> 00:47:52,501 They took 5 pounds off the saddle after the last race 1359 00:47:52,767 --> 00:47:55,204 This'll easily give us five more for next week. 1360 00:47:55,772 --> 00:47:58,942 I heard The Women talking about a race in a few weeks at Saratoga 1361 00:47:59,941 --> 00:48:01,410 It's the day before my birthday 1362 00:48:01,443 --> 00:48:03,478 and THAT is the one I want us to win. 1363 00:48:03,511 --> 00:48:05,481 Y'know, it's not really that simple. 1364 00:48:06,582 --> 00:48:08,918 You said we had to win one for this whole thing to work. 1365 00:48:09,919 --> 00:48:10,486 Yes. 1366 00:48:11,053 --> 00:48:13,622 But we need to cherry pick. Do a little research. 1367 00:48:13,656 --> 00:48:16,259 Make sure it's a race we actually have a shot at. 1368 00:48:16,292 --> 00:48:18,528 Well, we have three weeks to make it work. 1369 00:48:18,827 --> 00:48:21,597 I haven't asked anything of anyone during this 1370 00:48:21,631 --> 00:48:24,367 and I know you don't know me very well, Barry, but 1371 00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,604 I have been EXTREMELY reasonable so far 1372 00:48:30,939 --> 00:48:33,842 I got into this for money and spite 1373 00:48:33,876 --> 00:48:34,843 by the end of it 1374 00:48:35,176 --> 00:48:37,580 I WILL have won at one or the other. 1375 00:48:39,615 --> 00:48:40,617 I'll do my best. 1376 00:48:45,488 --> 00:48:48,258 [BARRY SINGS] Boom boom boom. Let's go up to my room. 1377 00:48:48,290 --> 00:48:49,959 And we can dippa booka buhboo-- 1378 00:48:49,992 --> 00:48:51,426 I am DRUNK. 1379 00:48:51,459 --> 00:48:52,328 Bitterman. 1380 00:48:52,928 --> 00:48:53,462 Yeah! 1381 00:48:53,495 --> 00:48:54,497 You waiting for him too? 1382 00:48:56,298 --> 00:48:59,334 My name's Philip Ainsworth. I'm with the A.A.R.P 1383 00:48:59,368 --> 00:49:01,971 -Mr. Bitterman is six months behind on his dues. 1384 00:49:02,004 --> 00:49:03,772 -We're going to take the magazine away from him. 1385 00:49:04,006 --> 00:49:05,308 BRAIN -You think we're stupid? 1386 00:49:05,341 --> 00:49:06,542 We ain't stupid. 1387 00:49:06,575 --> 00:49:07,542 Bitterman. 1388 00:49:07,575 --> 00:49:08,409 Okay. 1389 00:49:08,443 --> 00:49:09,344 BRAIN We came here to trash the place. 1390 00:49:09,377 --> 00:49:11,381 But it's still fucked up from last time! 1391 00:49:11,914 --> 00:49:13,350 PINKIE That was a MONTH ago. 1392 00:49:13,682 --> 00:49:14,450 Bitterman. 1393 00:49:14,484 --> 00:49:15,718 I loved what you did with the place 1394 00:49:15,751 --> 00:49:17,519 I kept it the way you left it! 1395 00:49:17,553 --> 00:49:18,521 BRAIN Nah, nah. 1396 00:49:18,553 --> 00:49:19,021 We're gonna need 1397 00:49:19,354 --> 00:49:20,557 atleast five gees, y'know. 1398 00:49:20,957 --> 00:49:21,958 To call off Dr. Willis. 1399 00:49:22,191 --> 00:49:23,526 "Five gees"? 1400 00:49:23,792 --> 00:49:24,394 Five 1401 00:49:24,426 --> 00:49:25,394 THOUSAND 1402 00:49:25,595 --> 00:49:25,995 Bitterman 1403 00:49:26,028 --> 00:49:26,529 Look- 1404 00:49:26,562 --> 00:49:27,396 Nah no no, no 'look' 1405 00:49:27,430 --> 00:49:28,263 BRAIN You've done this to yourself! 1406 00:49:28,296 --> 00:49:29,565 PINKIE You don't live up to the HYPE 1407 00:49:29,832 --> 00:49:30,566 PINKIE Bitterman! 1408 00:49:30,598 --> 00:49:31,066 BRAIN We're good 1409 00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:31,768 reasonable people! 1410 00:49:32,301 --> 00:49:33,503 You made us this way... 1411 00:49:34,470 --> 00:49:35,437 BITTERMAN. 1412 00:49:35,470 --> 00:49:36,872 Like I told the guy on the phone two days ago: 1413 00:49:36,906 --> 00:49:37,840 I just need... 1414 00:49:37,872 --> 00:49:38,874 'til Thursday! 1415 00:49:39,575 --> 00:49:40,843 [EXHALES] 1416 00:49:41,044 --> 00:49:41,678 I'll get it for you. 1417 00:49:41,711 --> 00:49:42,712 BRAIN No, no, no, look: 1418 00:49:42,745 --> 00:49:45,048 BRAIN You promise things and then you fail! 1419 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,283 BARRY I won't this time. I won't. 1420 00:49:50,519 --> 00:49:52,388 What if Thursday comes and goes? 1421 00:49:52,789 --> 00:49:53,990 What then, huh? 1422 00:49:54,022 --> 00:49:54,990 Huh Bitterman? 1423 00:49:55,423 --> 00:49:56,059 PINKIE Huh? 1424 00:49:56,758 --> 00:49:57,394 BRAIN HUH? 1425 00:49:57,627 --> 00:49:58,061 PINKIE HUH?? 1426 00:49:58,093 --> 00:49:58,994 BRAIN HUH??! 1427 00:49:59,028 --> 00:50:00,997 [PHONE RINGS] 1428 00:50:01,731 --> 00:50:02,399 Hello? 1429 00:50:02,765 --> 00:50:03,566 Philip Ainsworth? 1430 00:50:03,865 --> 00:50:04,899 Speaking! 1431 00:50:04,934 --> 00:50:06,702 How the hell are ya Philip? This is JP Goodman. 1432 00:50:07,569 --> 00:50:09,472 We met a few weeks back? Do you recall? 1433 00:50:09,805 --> 00:50:11,441 Oh yes! Hello. 1434 00:50:11,473 --> 00:50:13,376 Mr. Goodman. Nice to hear from you. How are ya? 1435 00:50:13,408 --> 00:50:14,343 Reason I'm calling today is 1436 00:50:14,377 --> 00:50:15,578 since we ran into each other 1437 00:50:15,778 --> 00:50:16,779 I've noticed you've been having a 1438 00:50:16,812 --> 00:50:19,549 helluva bad streak of luck past few times out. 1439 00:50:19,582 --> 00:50:22,919 Yeah, well my girlfriend inherited uh, this horse from her father 1440 00:50:22,952 --> 00:50:25,354 and we've been trying our hand at racing it and, uh 1441 00:50:25,588 --> 00:50:27,089 As you know it's not an easy path. 1442 00:50:27,789 --> 00:50:28,657 It's not easy! 1443 00:50:28,691 --> 00:50:30,359 Takes a lot of years and a lot of luck. 1444 00:50:30,660 --> 00:50:32,127 And a great trainer, first and foremost. 1445 00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:33,428 Heh. Right, 1446 00:50:33,461 --> 00:50:34,028 Right. 1447 00:50:34,497 --> 00:50:35,999 You're not a trainer yourself are you Philip? 1448 00:50:36,231 --> 00:50:36,865 No! 1449 00:50:37,432 --> 00:50:38,801 You found yourself one? 1450 00:50:39,935 --> 00:50:40,737 Uh... 1451 00:50:41,136 --> 00:50:42,872 Yeah, well, we had one recommended to us 1452 00:50:42,905 --> 00:50:44,073 It was a friend of mine, 1453 00:50:44,106 --> 00:50:46,075 I went to him, asked him and he recommended me one, yeah, 1454 00:50:46,675 --> 00:50:47,810 Hmm 1455 00:50:47,843 --> 00:50:50,980 Have you at all familiarized yourself with Rule 155.5 1456 00:50:51,013 --> 00:50:52,749 of the Jockey Club Code Of Ethics? 1457 00:50:53,015 --> 00:50:55,852 It states: "No person shall be guilty of any improper conduct 1458 00:50:55,885 --> 00:50:57,087 or inappropriate behaviour" 1459 00:50:57,319 --> 00:50:58,988 Is this about the jockey ruckus? 1460 00:51:00,189 --> 00:51:01,391 I wish it was. 1461 00:51:02,992 --> 00:51:03,993 LESLIE Okay. And then what did you say? 1462 00:51:04,392 --> 00:51:05,727 Y'know, I just bullshitted. 1463 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,429 I said, y'know we're doing, erm-- 1464 00:51:07,463 --> 00:51:08,765 we're learning our way 1465 00:51:08,798 --> 00:51:10,665 we're, we're losing some races 1466 00:51:10,698 --> 00:51:12,501 but Barry's been very professional 1467 00:51:12,535 --> 00:51:13,603 This guy did NOT like Barry. 1468 00:51:13,635 --> 00:51:16,471 Okay? I understand that because I barely like Barry. 1469 00:51:16,504 --> 00:51:17,473 But he hasn't lied to us yet. 1470 00:51:18,140 --> 00:51:19,508 Y'know, he seemed to buy it. 1471 00:51:19,542 --> 00:51:21,110 Y'know, he's trying to 1472 00:51:21,142 --> 00:51:22,343 mob me up 1473 00:51:22,377 --> 00:51:24,479 He's trying to scare me with his mob tactics and I'm not-- 1474 00:51:24,513 --> 00:51:25,448 "Mob tactics" 1475 00:51:25,481 --> 00:51:26,682 Mob tactics, just tactics. 1476 00:51:26,714 --> 00:51:27,716 I'm not saying he's in the mob. 1477 00:51:28,084 --> 00:51:29,519 I'm saying he's mob adjacent. 1478 00:51:29,551 --> 00:51:30,185 [LESLIE SIGHS] 1479 00:51:30,218 --> 00:51:31,419 It'll be fine. 1480 00:51:31,453 --> 00:51:34,524 Yes he was throwing all sorts of regulations and rules at me 1481 00:51:34,557 --> 00:51:36,792 but there's a difference between regulations and laws, okay? 1482 00:51:36,825 --> 00:51:38,427 We're not breaking laws We're breaking rules. 1483 00:51:38,461 --> 00:51:39,462 So. 1484 00:51:39,495 --> 00:51:41,463 Just keep your shit together and we'll be fine. 1485 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:44,868 OUR shit. 1486 00:51:44,901 --> 00:51:45,902 Let's keep OUR shit together. 1487 00:51:45,935 --> 00:51:46,736 Oh my god. 1488 00:51:46,769 --> 00:51:47,703 -I'll be fine. 1489 00:51:47,736 --> 00:51:48,703 I'm a, I'm a 1490 00:51:48,736 --> 00:51:50,673 I'm a salesman. I can do this. 1491 00:51:50,705 --> 00:51:52,608 You are so far out of your element. 1492 00:51:53,843 --> 00:51:54,844 No, I'm not. 1493 00:51:56,077 --> 00:51:56,678 Okay. 1494 00:51:56,711 --> 00:51:58,447 I'm getting to my element. 1495 00:51:59,147 --> 00:52:02,084 -If this screws something up with The Truman Tea Table Ladies 1496 00:52:02,285 --> 00:52:04,787 I am THIS close to getting my seat. 1497 00:52:04,819 --> 00:52:06,189 I WILL murder you. 1498 00:52:07,490 --> 00:52:09,125 Yeah. I've already priced that in. 1499 00:52:09,524 --> 00:52:11,827 KATZMAN You promised three-thousand per month 1500 00:52:11,861 --> 00:52:13,696 until the full thirty was paid back. 1501 00:52:13,729 --> 00:52:14,964 Three months have passed. 1502 00:52:14,997 --> 00:52:16,866 You're making us this way Bitterman. 1503 00:52:16,899 --> 00:52:18,835 BARRY I'm going to get you the money! 1504 00:52:18,868 --> 00:52:21,904 KATZMAN You think this is a game? Dr. Willis doesn't play games 1505 00:52:21,937 --> 00:52:24,674 and I wouldn't know who would've told you that he does. 1506 00:52:24,874 --> 00:52:26,908 You can't just jump off a horse this time. 1507 00:52:26,941 --> 00:52:27,675 What's that supposed to mean? 1508 00:52:28,343 --> 00:52:30,713 KATZMAN What's that supposed to-- I'm sending someone to see you. 1509 00:52:31,546 --> 00:52:31,981 [PHONE HANGS UP] 1510 00:52:35,651 --> 00:52:37,886 [in Spanish] 1511 00:52:41,990 --> 00:52:42,624 CARLOS Mister Barry! 1512 00:52:42,658 --> 00:52:43,059 What? 1513 00:52:43,091 --> 00:52:46,528 [speaks Spanish] 1514 00:52:46,562 --> 00:52:49,732 Can we deal with this later at some future juncture please? 1515 00:52:49,765 --> 00:52:51,067 [speaks Spanish] 1516 00:52:51,100 --> 00:52:52,068 Okay. That'll be all? 1517 00:52:52,267 --> 00:52:52,868 -Si. 1518 00:52:52,901 --> 00:52:53,569 Si! 1519 00:52:53,602 --> 00:52:54,636 Why don't you SI your way out! 1520 00:52:56,872 --> 00:52:57,841 BARRY I just want to let you know 1521 00:52:58,274 --> 00:52:59,942 The horse is looking really good 1522 00:52:59,975 --> 00:53:01,644 Uh, the action is nice. 1523 00:53:01,676 --> 00:53:03,713 I think this is REALLY going to turn out well! 1524 00:53:03,745 --> 00:53:05,213 Why do you seem surprised? 1525 00:53:05,247 --> 00:53:07,883 I'm not surprised, you just never know until you hit the gas pedal. 1526 00:53:08,417 --> 00:53:09,886 Y'know, JP Goodman called me. 1527 00:53:10,285 --> 00:53:10,986 He called YOU? 1528 00:53:11,019 --> 00:53:11,720 Yeah. At home. 1529 00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:13,222 What'd he say? 1530 00:53:13,254 --> 00:53:14,557 He wanted to know what it was like working with you? 1531 00:53:14,756 --> 00:53:15,290 And what'd you say? 1532 00:53:15,323 --> 00:53:16,258 I said it was fine! 1533 00:53:16,292 --> 00:53:17,494 I said it was wonderful. 1534 00:53:18,294 --> 00:53:19,127 "Wonderful"? 1535 00:53:19,162 --> 00:53:20,129 I said something positive like that. 1536 00:53:20,162 --> 00:53:22,097 Alright screw him. He doesn't know anything. 1537 00:53:22,131 --> 00:53:23,065 Yeah. That's what I said. 1538 00:53:23,097 --> 00:53:24,065 You said that to him? 1539 00:53:24,098 --> 00:53:24,867 To Leslie! 1540 00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:26,001 Y'know just-- 1541 00:53:26,035 --> 00:53:27,069 These-a bunch-a-- 1542 00:53:27,102 --> 00:53:29,137 Just forget these assholes! We don't need them. 1543 00:53:29,171 --> 00:53:29,972 Alright. Okay. 1544 00:53:30,004 --> 00:53:30,973 You've been straight with me so far. 1545 00:53:31,941 --> 00:53:32,908 I'll stay cool. 1546 00:53:32,941 --> 00:53:34,876 Everything's lined up real nice. 1547 00:53:34,910 --> 00:53:37,580 I got a guy in Spain who's going to place the bet, 1548 00:53:37,613 --> 00:53:40,183 so that, all we need now is the five gees. 1549 00:53:40,482 --> 00:53:41,017 Okay good! 1550 00:53:41,050 --> 00:53:42,285 H-How we gunna do this? 1551 00:53:42,752 --> 00:53:44,721 How are we going to....do what? 1552 00:53:46,821 --> 00:53:48,290 The guy is placing the bet 1553 00:53:48,323 --> 00:53:49,825 We need the five gees! 1554 00:53:50,758 --> 00:53:51,193 That's great. 1555 00:53:52,327 --> 00:53:53,228 Is this a quiz? Wha- 1556 00:53:53,263 --> 00:53:54,531 I don't understand what's happening here. 1557 00:53:54,796 --> 00:53:55,898 Look! 1558 00:53:55,932 --> 00:53:58,100 I want to get this right. Anything could go wrong. 1559 00:53:58,133 --> 00:54:00,069 Banks could close. Something could happen. 1560 00:54:00,102 --> 00:54:02,605 i just want to get the money over to him as quickly as I can. 1561 00:54:02,638 --> 00:54:04,674 Why are you acting like there's a bee in your shirt? 1562 00:54:04,906 --> 00:54:06,709 Because I've got to get the money over to him! 1563 00:54:06,742 --> 00:54:07,676 Wait, he doesn't have the money? 1564 00:54:07,709 --> 00:54:08,677 YOU have the money! 1565 00:54:08,711 --> 00:54:09,379 I don't have the money. 1566 00:54:09,412 --> 00:54:10,346 All the money I got in so far 1567 00:54:10,379 --> 00:54:12,615 I put towards a birthday present for Leslie! 1568 00:54:13,414 --> 00:54:14,983 That was a really selfish thing to do. 1569 00:54:15,017 --> 00:54:15,984 I thought we were a team! 1570 00:54:16,385 --> 00:54:16,919 LESLIE What are you doing? 1571 00:54:16,952 --> 00:54:18,988 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 1572 00:54:19,021 --> 00:54:19,722 He's good! 1573 00:54:19,754 --> 00:54:20,356 This guy's funny! 1574 00:54:20,388 --> 00:54:21,189 This is going to be good. 1575 00:54:21,222 --> 00:54:22,123 You didn't tell me he was so funny! 1576 00:54:22,156 --> 00:54:23,158 [PHONE RINGS] 1577 00:54:24,225 --> 00:54:25,059 PINKIE What day is it? 1578 00:54:25,093 --> 00:54:27,095 I got the five gees. Where are you two? 1579 00:54:27,129 --> 00:54:28,097 What DAY is it? 1580 00:54:29,097 --> 00:54:30,365 I know. I'm sorry. 1581 00:54:30,399 --> 00:54:32,702 You're making us this way. Bitterman. 1582 00:54:32,734 --> 00:54:35,838 The guy with the money was a TOTAL flake. 1583 00:54:35,870 --> 00:54:37,939 All the time, he's got a hundred excuses 1584 00:54:37,972 --> 00:54:38,907 He's blaming everybody else. 1585 00:54:38,941 --> 00:54:40,109 I can't help that! 1586 00:54:40,142 --> 00:54:41,644 What's 24 hours? 1587 00:54:42,144 --> 00:54:43,979 One day past your promise. 1588 00:54:44,847 --> 00:54:47,149 I trust you'll find our "Final Message" 1589 00:55:06,901 --> 00:55:07,736 It's dead. 1590 00:55:11,439 --> 00:55:12,075 I'm dead. 1591 00:55:12,908 --> 00:55:13,676 I'm dead! 1592 00:55:16,879 --> 00:55:17,280 CARLOS Hello? 1593 00:55:17,312 --> 00:55:18,647 Carlos! Shh shh! 1594 00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:19,648 CARLOS [speaks Spanish] 1595 00:55:19,682 --> 00:55:20,683 Acute! Acute moi? 1596 00:55:21,082 --> 00:55:22,318 Carlos! I have a horse 1597 00:55:22,751 --> 00:55:24,687 neuvo uno uno 1598 00:55:24,952 --> 00:55:25,655 situation! 1599 00:55:25,921 --> 00:55:27,223 You gotta get back here pronto! 1600 00:55:28,122 --> 00:55:29,157 Horse Emergencia! 1601 00:55:33,095 --> 00:55:34,930 How the hell did you get in here? 1602 00:55:35,196 --> 00:55:36,365 ['OREO EXPRESS' GRUNTS] 1603 00:55:36,698 --> 00:55:37,332 CARLOS Mister Barry! 1604 00:55:38,066 --> 00:55:40,168 [in Spanish] 1605 00:55:40,968 --> 00:55:43,972 Can we deal with this later at some future juncture please? 1606 00:55:44,006 --> 00:55:45,207 [in Spanish] 1607 00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:47,209 You said you were reasonable people! 1608 00:55:47,242 --> 00:55:49,412 i TOLD you I had the money 1609 00:55:49,644 --> 00:55:50,278 and then- 1610 00:55:50,879 --> 00:55:52,147 [WHISPERS] then you killed... 1611 00:55:52,615 --> 00:55:54,950 you shoot the god-damned horse? 1612 00:55:55,450 --> 00:55:56,785 And it's not even my hor- 1613 00:55:56,818 --> 00:55:57,386 SHUT UP! 1614 00:55:57,586 --> 00:55:59,155 AND LISTEN FOR A CHANGE! 1615 00:55:59,187 --> 00:56:00,890 IIII'M DOING THE TALKING! 1616 00:56:01,089 --> 00:56:02,091 It's not even my horse! 1617 00:56:02,390 --> 00:56:03,392 And the woman who owns the horse 1618 00:56:04,426 --> 00:56:05,361 She's terrifying! 1619 00:56:05,394 --> 00:56:07,129 Do you know what's going to happen to me now? 1620 00:56:07,162 --> 00:56:08,530 DO YOU? 1621 00:56:08,564 --> 00:56:11,767 WOMAN Why on EARTH are you ringing my phone at this ungodly hour? 1622 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:12,734 I am so sorry Ma'am. 1623 00:56:12,767 --> 00:56:13,968 WOMAN Jesus, Mary and Joseph! 1624 00:56:14,002 --> 00:56:14,503 I must've mis-dailed-- 1625 00:56:14,535 --> 00:56:15,202 WOMAN YOUNG MAN! 1626 00:56:15,236 --> 00:56:16,204 Ma'am, please don't yell at me. 1627 00:56:18,173 --> 00:56:19,341 ANNOUNCER Alright! Here we go! 1628 00:56:19,374 --> 00:56:23,279 It's the first Big Race of the season for these fillies! 1629 00:56:23,312 --> 00:56:28,418 Traveling six furlongs for a purse of fifty-four thousand dollars! 1630 00:56:29,450 --> 00:56:32,254 "Talk Veuve To Me" is the fav. 1631 00:56:32,488 --> 00:56:33,690 Second choice: 1632 00:56:33,990 --> 00:56:36,359 "Natascha Beauty" here at 2/1 1633 00:56:36,691 --> 00:56:39,360 "Some Like It Heart" shows up again. 1634 00:56:39,394 --> 00:56:42,298 She's got this white heart mark on her hip 1635 00:56:42,330 --> 00:56:46,368 so she's always wearing her heart on her sleeve, so to speak 1636 00:56:46,669 --> 00:56:51,307 Yet to win, she's going to be your longest shot without a doubt! 1637 00:56:51,506 --> 00:56:52,140 PHILIP HEY BUDDY! 1638 00:56:52,173 --> 00:56:52,707 WHOA! 1639 00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:54,175 BARRY Hey! C'mon! 1640 00:56:54,209 --> 00:56:54,977 Jesus! 1641 00:56:55,477 --> 00:56:56,678 PHILIP Sorry! You're going to have a stroke, calm down! 1642 00:56:56,711 --> 00:57:00,115 Not if you don't sneak up behind me and clamp my shoulders! 1643 00:57:00,348 --> 00:57:01,417 You could've been anybody! 1644 00:57:01,749 --> 00:57:02,316 I'm sorry! Jesus... 1645 00:57:02,350 --> 00:57:04,186 BARRY Jesus Christmas! 1646 00:57:05,220 --> 00:57:05,821 I'm sorry. 1647 00:57:05,854 --> 00:57:07,723 I'm just-I'm a, uh, uh... 1648 00:57:08,091 --> 00:57:10,459 Oreo died last night. I'm just shaken up by it. 1649 00:57:10,492 --> 00:57:12,495 LESLIE Oh my god Barry. I'm so sorry! 1650 00:57:12,861 --> 00:57:14,763 It's okay. I'll be fine. 1651 00:57:15,430 --> 00:57:17,867 We'll win today in his honor right? 1652 00:57:18,734 --> 00:57:22,238 LESLIE I'm already so attached to Heart I can't imagine losing her! 1653 00:57:24,138 --> 00:57:25,140 Alright, look: 1654 00:57:26,475 --> 00:57:28,344 Good luck in there. Everything's going to be fine. 1655 00:57:28,377 --> 00:57:30,946 BARRY I'll find you guys after the race. Bugboy's in charge. 1656 00:57:30,979 --> 00:57:33,314 BARRY So, it should be fine. I don't know where I'm going to be. 1657 00:57:33,347 --> 00:57:34,316 BARRY I'll find you guys later. 1658 00:57:35,017 --> 00:57:37,486 ANNOUNCER #6 "Talk Veuve To Me" 1659 00:57:37,519 --> 00:57:40,388 going up for the Trumans and trainer Colt Reynolds. 1660 00:57:40,856 --> 00:57:44,026 She's the heavy favorite here at 3/5 1661 00:58:01,008 --> 00:58:04,012 ANNOUNCER #6 "Talk Veuve To Me" 1662 00:58:04,046 --> 00:58:07,049 going up for the Trumans and trainer Colt Reynolds. 1663 00:58:07,082 --> 00:58:09,518 She's the heavy favorite here at 3/5 1664 00:58:09,551 --> 00:58:13,022 and has all the tools and talent to get the job done today 1665 00:58:13,055 --> 00:58:17,026 This race appears to have her name written all over it. 1666 00:58:17,059 --> 00:58:18,593 PHILIP Oh hey, that looks like our horse! 1667 00:58:18,627 --> 00:58:20,563 BARRY This is "Oreo Express" 1668 00:58:20,595 --> 00:58:22,931 BARRY He won me a lot of money until he got lazy on me. 1669 00:58:25,066 --> 00:58:26,068 PHILIP Good looking animal though. 1670 00:58:27,068 --> 00:58:27,536 BARRY Exactly. 1671 00:58:28,870 --> 00:58:29,571 BARRY They all look good. 1672 00:58:29,604 --> 00:58:31,006 BARRY Nobody knows anything! 1673 00:58:31,506 --> 00:58:33,975 That's why the plan works! 1674 00:58:35,977 --> 00:58:36,479 Barry! 1675 00:58:40,381 --> 00:58:43,218 ROSALINA Oh! Hello! Look at you! 1676 00:58:43,252 --> 00:58:46,322 ROSALINA Got those rosy cheeks! You been drinking that hooch, huh? 1677 00:58:46,354 --> 00:58:48,123 [LAUGHTER] 1678 00:58:48,457 --> 00:58:50,626 So you've come up here to witness the lifestyle? 1679 00:58:50,658 --> 00:58:54,896 Oh! No, Ethel. We have a horse running in the next race actually. 1680 00:58:54,930 --> 00:58:55,431 Oh! 1681 00:58:55,763 --> 00:58:57,867 Oh...you don't say. 1682 00:58:57,899 --> 00:58:58,867 Yes. 1683 00:58:59,167 --> 00:59:00,903 Well as fate would have it So do we! 1684 00:59:00,935 --> 00:59:01,870 [LAUGHS] 1685 00:59:01,903 --> 00:59:02,437 Wow! 1686 00:59:02,470 --> 00:59:03,539 So, uh, Roz 1687 00:59:04,039 --> 00:59:08,209 Looks like the stage is being set for a good old-fashioned throw down 1688 00:59:08,243 --> 00:59:10,613 Yes! We're gonna THROW YOU DOWN! 1689 00:59:10,812 --> 00:59:13,548 Stomp on your FACE! Haha. 1690 00:59:16,084 --> 00:59:19,222 ANNOUNCER Final call to wager! 1691 00:59:28,229 --> 00:59:29,865 PHILIP Here you go! 1692 00:59:32,501 --> 00:59:33,236 What's wrong? 1693 00:59:35,437 --> 00:59:36,439 Where's Barry? 1694 00:59:36,671 --> 00:59:39,207 I'm sure he's hiding somewhere like he said. 1695 00:59:39,774 --> 00:59:40,977 Why? What's going on? 1696 00:59:43,245 --> 00:59:44,078 Nothin'... 1697 00:59:44,113 --> 00:59:45,915 ANNOUNCER They're standing in line! 1698 00:59:45,948 --> 00:59:46,781 [GATES BURST OPEN] 1699 00:59:46,816 --> 00:59:49,417 ANNOUNCER They're off and it is on! 1700 00:59:49,450 --> 00:59:53,054 "Talk Veuve To Me" wanted first call and she's got it! 1701 00:59:53,088 --> 00:59:56,959 up between horses: "Hurricane Pine" and "Erikynn Ace" 1702 00:59:56,992 --> 01:00:01,397 then "Netminder" "Some Like It Heart" had a slow beginning 1703 01:00:01,430 --> 01:00:04,265 She's next to last ahead of "Natascha Beauty" 1704 01:00:04,298 --> 01:00:07,268 So the front three heads apart into the far turn! 1705 01:00:07,301 --> 01:00:11,073 "Talk Veuve To Me" going up widest of all against Erikynn Ace 1706 01:00:11,106 --> 01:00:14,310 Along inside is "Hurricane Pine" right there with them! 1707 01:00:14,343 --> 01:00:16,678 "Netminder" and "Aubrey's Penny" 1708 01:00:16,711 --> 01:00:21,516 She's begins to pick it up from way back following her is "Natascha Beauty" 1709 01:00:21,550 --> 01:00:24,319 Rounding the turn it's "Erikynn Ace" in front. 1710 01:00:24,352 --> 01:00:27,356 "Talk Veuve To Me" still challenging 1711 01:00:27,388 --> 01:00:31,160 Following that is "Natascha Beauty" rounding that far turn 1712 01:00:31,193 --> 01:00:34,229 It's time to SHOW 'EM if you GOT 'EMMM! 1713 01:00:34,597 --> 01:00:37,131 This is "Erikynn Ace" and "Talk Veuve To Me" 1714 01:00:37,164 --> 01:00:38,132 They're 1-2! 1715 01:00:38,165 --> 01:00:41,470 Here comes "Some Like It Heart" at a big number! 1716 01:00:41,669 --> 01:00:44,706 "Natascha Beauty" closing in! 1717 01:00:44,740 --> 01:00:46,274 Down to the final length! 1718 01:00:46,307 --> 01:00:48,510 "Some Like It Heart" went by! 1719 01:00:48,542 --> 01:00:50,578 LESLIE Oh my god! Oh my god! 1720 01:00:50,611 --> 01:00:53,182 ANNOUNCER "Talk Veuve To Me" not today! 1721 01:00:53,481 --> 01:00:58,119 "Some Like It Heart"! She looks the crowd over with defiance! 1722 01:00:58,486 --> 01:01:03,658 It's going to be "Some Like It Heart" at 50/1 and that just happened! 1723 01:01:03,691 --> 01:01:05,694 PHILIP Yes! Yes. 1724 01:01:05,928 --> 01:01:07,563 ANNOUNCER It's like she just knew! 1725 01:01:07,963 --> 01:01:11,566 Today is the day for "Some Like It Heart"! 1726 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:14,170 and she's 50 to 1! 1727 01:01:36,323 --> 01:01:37,325 ETHEL Well, well, well... 1728 01:01:40,327 --> 01:01:41,763 Congratulations, dear. 1729 01:01:42,564 --> 01:01:43,466 Thank you, Ethel. 1730 01:01:43,865 --> 01:01:45,066 It's was very close. 1731 01:01:46,667 --> 01:01:48,403 You certainly taught us a thing or two. 1732 01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:53,242 Next time... 1733 01:01:54,075 --> 01:01:55,677 do it with YOUR horse. 1734 01:02:01,482 --> 01:02:02,484 I can keep a secret... 1735 01:02:03,251 --> 01:02:03,785 if you can. 1736 01:02:09,790 --> 01:02:12,028 ROSALINA She's really great at keeping secrets 1737 01:02:15,229 --> 01:02:16,432 PHILIP I still haven't found Barry. 1738 01:02:17,765 --> 01:02:18,767 LESLIE Bitterman screwed us. 1739 01:02:19,767 --> 01:02:21,135 I don't know HOW he did... 1740 01:02:21,169 --> 01:02:22,138 but he did. 1741 01:02:22,771 --> 01:02:24,740 This was supposed to be OUR day. 1742 01:02:24,772 --> 01:02:28,209 I am sick and tired of people thinking they can walk all over me. 1743 01:02:29,211 --> 01:02:30,046 It's going to stop! 1744 01:02:30,678 --> 01:02:31,312 BARRY Hey Philip! 1745 01:02:33,481 --> 01:02:37,252 Oooh! Happy Birthday! How we feelin'? 1746 01:02:37,852 --> 01:02:40,388 Feeling good! I'm already spending money in my head right now. 1747 01:02:43,191 --> 01:02:43,625 Everything's great. 1748 01:02:43,658 --> 01:02:44,560 We're thrilled. 1749 01:02:44,593 --> 01:02:45,560 That's great! 1750 01:02:45,593 --> 01:02:48,063 May I have a word with you in private, please? 1751 01:02:48,763 --> 01:02:50,665 No. No. I'm done with this. 1752 01:02:50,865 --> 01:02:52,700 -Because you're going to tell me some crazy shit. 1753 01:02:52,734 --> 01:02:54,369 And I'm going to have to explain it to her. 1754 01:02:54,401 --> 01:02:55,403 She's going to yell at me. 1755 01:02:55,836 --> 01:02:56,670 Yes, you are. 1756 01:02:56,705 --> 01:02:58,674 -And I'm not doing it anymore, okay? 1757 01:02:58,874 --> 01:03:01,310 So, if you've got something to say: Say it to both of us. 1758 01:03:04,578 --> 01:03:08,184 May I have a word with BOTH of you in private please.. 1759 01:03:10,252 --> 01:03:12,521 BARRY First of all, I feel it's necessary to remind everyone 1760 01:03:12,553 --> 01:03:15,790 we won fifty-four thousand dollars today and SECONDLY: 1761 01:03:16,191 --> 01:03:17,725 We never had a signed contract. 1762 01:03:17,926 --> 01:03:18,593 Okay? 1763 01:03:18,626 --> 01:03:20,662 Uh, this was a handshake deal! 1764 01:03:20,896 --> 01:03:23,231 so you can't sue me if anything ever happens 1765 01:03:23,265 --> 01:03:24,232 "Sue you"? 1766 01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:26,602 I never... 1767 01:03:27,169 --> 01:03:29,138 placed the bet with The Beard 1768 01:03:30,539 --> 01:03:31,540 Why not? What happened? 1769 01:03:31,573 --> 01:03:33,441 I panicked! I didn't want to lose your money! 1770 01:03:33,475 --> 01:03:34,810 You said we had a chance to win today! 1771 01:03:35,075 --> 01:03:38,213 This is all going to actually work out great! 1772 01:03:38,245 --> 01:03:39,847 Okay? We got some money now! 1773 01:03:39,881 --> 01:03:41,583 We got the Jockey Club off our back. 1774 01:03:41,615 --> 01:03:43,318 And now we can just start fresh! 1775 01:03:43,350 --> 01:03:44,619 LESLIE Where's my horse Barry? 1776 01:03:45,854 --> 01:03:47,423 BARRY That's, uh, uh... 1777 01:03:51,258 --> 01:03:51,693 BARRY What? 1778 01:03:52,526 --> 01:03:53,361 BARRY Oh. Okay... 1779 01:03:53,394 --> 01:03:54,362 What is that? 1780 01:03:54,729 --> 01:03:55,329 That's spray paint. 1781 01:03:55,363 --> 01:03:55,897 Spray paint! 1782 01:03:55,930 --> 01:03:56,564 BARRY Spray paint. 1783 01:03:56,597 --> 01:03:57,699 Where was there spray paint? 1784 01:03:58,167 --> 01:03:59,702 On the horse's ass, mostly. 1785 01:04:00,602 --> 01:04:04,205 While you all are screwing around and arguing before a race 1786 01:04:04,238 --> 01:04:08,709 I place my hand on her heart and say a quiet prayer for her safety. 1787 01:04:08,743 --> 01:04:11,480 LESLIE and today, it bled off into my hand 1788 01:04:11,946 --> 01:04:14,716 So I'd like you to tell me where my horse is... 1789 01:04:15,017 --> 01:04:18,486 or I'm going to get someone from the Jockey Club to find it for me. 1790 01:04:18,854 --> 01:04:19,855 Oooh, they're not going to find it. 1791 01:04:21,856 --> 01:04:22,725 Excuse me? 1792 01:04:24,658 --> 01:04:26,896 BARRY Your, your horse died two nights ago. 1793 01:04:27,196 --> 01:04:29,464 PHILIP Aww for fucks sake, Barry! 1794 01:04:29,698 --> 01:04:31,800 BARRY I'm so sorry! 1795 01:04:31,832 --> 01:04:32,633 BARRY I'm sorry! 1796 01:04:32,667 --> 01:04:34,002 When were you going to tell us this? 1797 01:04:34,035 --> 01:04:37,306 BARRY Well, I was going to run it by him and see how he took it 1798 01:04:37,339 --> 01:04:39,175 before I ruined your birthday but 1799 01:04:39,475 --> 01:04:39,942 HE BLEW IT! 1800 01:04:40,176 --> 01:04:41,544 So that's where we are now. 1801 01:04:41,776 --> 01:04:43,412 What horse won the race then? 1802 01:04:44,245 --> 01:04:45,213 That was Oreo! 1803 01:04:45,247 --> 01:04:46,080 The freeloader? 1804 01:04:46,115 --> 01:04:49,385 Today he ran like Horse Carl Lewis! 1805 01:04:49,818 --> 01:04:50,819 How did our horse die? 1806 01:04:51,218 --> 01:04:52,921 Well, either by accident 1807 01:04:52,953 --> 01:04:56,524 or because of some very, very angry business people 1808 01:04:56,557 --> 01:04:57,959 I didn't wait to find out! 1809 01:04:58,225 --> 01:05:00,828 I wanted to put the time to figuring out 1810 01:05:00,861 --> 01:05:01,829 how to win the race 1811 01:05:02,296 --> 01:05:04,332 for your BIRTHDAY, I might add. 1812 01:05:05,100 --> 01:05:07,336 Alright, so then what's the plan? 1813 01:05:08,636 --> 01:05:09,437 What do you mean? 1814 01:05:11,305 --> 01:05:12,307 When's the next race? 1815 01:05:14,809 --> 01:05:16,511 BARRY You said you were reasonable people! 1816 01:05:16,544 --> 01:05:18,247 I told you I had the money! 1817 01:05:18,479 --> 01:05:19,914 PINKIE We didn't kill your horse Bitterman 1818 01:05:20,914 --> 01:05:21,548 BARRY What? 1819 01:05:21,950 --> 01:05:24,285 PINKIE We THREATENED to break your thumbs! 1820 01:05:25,452 --> 01:05:26,988 PINKIE Pull yourself together. 1821 01:05:27,022 --> 01:05:28,591 PINKIE You're so screwed up! 1822 01:05:44,606 --> 01:05:45,607 [ON PHONE] Hey, it's Leslie 1823 01:05:46,274 --> 01:05:48,776 We'll be at the ranch at 6:30 tomorrow 1824 01:05:49,678 --> 01:05:50,946 Yes, everything's fine. 1825 01:05:52,013 --> 01:05:52,715 See you then. 1826 01:05:57,785 --> 01:05:59,921 Oh, it's just you two! 1827 01:06:00,155 --> 01:06:02,024 I thought you were going to bring some goons to 1828 01:06:02,057 --> 01:06:03,024 -beat me up or something 1829 01:06:03,624 --> 01:06:04,827 Everything's fine, Barry. 1830 01:06:05,660 --> 01:06:06,495 We're okay? 1831 01:06:06,827 --> 01:06:07,896 Yeah, of course. 1832 01:06:09,531 --> 01:06:11,566 Oh man! Because uh... 1833 01:06:11,598 --> 01:06:13,602 Uh, I just also- 1834 01:06:13,635 --> 01:06:14,937 I wanted to let you know: 1835 01:06:15,202 --> 01:06:16,470 That your horse: 1836 01:06:16,504 --> 01:06:17,673 -It was a heart attack. 1837 01:06:18,506 --> 01:06:22,410 And it wasn't those, those horrible people who were ransacking my ranch 1838 01:06:22,910 --> 01:06:23,646 And... 1839 01:06:24,046 --> 01:06:24,847 -I gotta tell you: 1840 01:06:25,747 --> 01:06:26,749 -I have just felt 1841 01:06:27,415 --> 01:06:30,385 HORRIBLE about this. Since I found her. 1842 01:06:30,952 --> 01:06:32,953 I dunno what to say. I feel terrible. 1843 01:06:32,986 --> 01:06:35,823 I appreciate that, Barry. Thank you for telling me. 1844 01:06:36,490 --> 01:06:37,959 BARRY Also, I wanted to let you know: 1845 01:06:38,359 --> 01:06:41,430 That I had insured Oreo for a silly amount of money. 1846 01:06:41,662 --> 01:06:42,664 Back in her prime. 1847 01:06:43,064 --> 01:06:45,666 And since the two horses look so similiar 1848 01:06:45,700 --> 01:06:49,004 I figured go ahead and FILE the claim 1849 01:06:49,037 --> 01:06:49,805 -with YOUR horse 1850 01:06:50,638 --> 01:06:54,475 Pretty soon we're going to be all seeing a little bit of mailbox money! 1851 01:06:54,776 --> 01:06:55,810 Whose idea was that? 1852 01:06:56,678 --> 01:06:58,580 What do you mean 'whose idea'? It was MY idea. 1853 01:06:58,879 --> 01:07:00,548 Well, I didn't know anything about that! 1854 01:07:00,582 --> 01:07:02,850 How could you? I just told you right now. 1855 01:07:03,584 --> 01:07:07,856 -Hey look! The settlement's going to be for mid six figures, okay? 1856 01:07:07,888 --> 01:07:09,758 I'm going to cut you in for 40%. 1857 01:07:09,790 --> 01:07:12,126 I figured I, I should get the bigger cut since I... 1858 01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:14,663 came up with the plan and took all the risk! 1859 01:07:14,696 --> 01:07:17,433 Okay we should be focusing on the race tomorrow 1860 01:07:17,999 --> 01:07:20,802 Yeah, it's going to be hard to finish last now, right? 1861 01:07:21,169 --> 01:07:21,869 LESLIE What do you mean? 1862 01:07:22,803 --> 01:07:23,905 -What do I mean? 1863 01:07:23,939 --> 01:07:26,675 We're going to start to run Oreo at the back of the pack 1864 01:07:26,707 --> 01:07:29,877 Gotta get the handicap down so we can get the money back up! 1865 01:07:29,910 --> 01:07:31,113 LESLIE Why would we do that? 1866 01:07:31,546 --> 01:07:32,614 BARRY I don't understand! 1867 01:07:32,647 --> 01:07:33,615 We're Playing Possum! 1868 01:07:33,881 --> 01:07:35,817 This is what we do! Get the money-- 1869 01:07:35,850 --> 01:07:36,885 What is the matter-- 1870 01:07:36,917 --> 01:07:39,120 Are you guys just shooting all my ideas down today? 1871 01:07:39,153 --> 01:07:40,688 I mean: 1872 01:07:40,722 --> 01:07:42,957 When am I going to get some credit for being the brains of this operation? 1873 01:07:43,490 --> 01:07:44,659 You know what Barry? 1874 01:07:45,660 --> 01:07:46,662 -Let's start now. 1875 01:07:46,894 --> 01:07:47,528 What's going on? 1876 01:07:47,562 --> 01:07:48,196 JP GOODMAN Bailing Barry. 1877 01:07:48,229 --> 01:07:49,097 I think I've heard enough! 1878 01:07:49,129 --> 01:07:49,897 BARRY HEY! 1879 01:07:49,930 --> 01:07:51,532 Get your hands off me! 1880 01:07:51,566 --> 01:07:52,533 COME ON GUYS 1881 01:07:52,966 --> 01:07:53,968 This is not right! 1882 01:07:54,301 --> 01:07:56,037 You'll hear from my SOMEBODY! 1883 01:07:56,069 --> 01:08:00,843 [PHONE RINGS] 1884 01:08:02,577 --> 01:08:03,078 Hello? 1885 01:08:03,111 --> 01:08:03,846 ZACHARY Phil-lip! 1886 01:08:04,511 --> 01:08:04,946 Speaking? 1887 01:08:05,412 --> 01:08:06,613 Zachary Rothschild. Truman campaign. 1888 01:08:06,647 --> 01:08:08,716 You got time for a little ear beating over some business? 1889 01:08:08,749 --> 01:08:10,851 I get nervous as FUCK at these things. 1890 01:08:10,885 --> 01:08:11,520 Really? 1891 01:08:11,685 --> 01:08:12,453 Really! 1892 01:08:12,486 --> 01:08:14,722 Uh, yeah, of course. How are you? 1893 01:08:14,756 --> 01:08:17,626 Congrats on the win. Ethel SURE was pissed. 1894 01:08:17,859 --> 01:08:19,026 [LAUGHTER] 1895 01:08:19,060 --> 01:08:20,028 ZACHARY So, now, look 1896 01:08:20,061 --> 01:08:22,631 I've got a good news/bad news type deal here 1897 01:08:23,030 --> 01:08:25,801 Sinning is expensive but your wife's got a few new friends 1898 01:08:25,833 --> 01:08:26,635 willing to foot the bill. 1899 01:08:26,668 --> 01:08:28,670 Tidy up this little mess you're in. 1900 01:08:28,703 --> 01:08:30,038 Now, the Bad News is 1901 01:08:30,070 --> 01:08:33,841 Well if you consider it bad compared to trail or jail, I guess 1902 01:08:33,874 --> 01:08:34,842 Right. 1903 01:08:35,610 --> 01:08:38,447 ZACHARY You prize money and horses will be forfeited for your win 1904 01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:40,582 and your racing career has been permenantly retired by 1905 01:08:40,614 --> 01:08:42,717 Mr. JP Goodman himself. 1906 01:08:43,685 --> 01:08:46,087 ANNOUNCER Coming up tonight on Maximum Exposure! 1907 01:08:46,119 --> 01:08:47,088 REPORTER What's a Fiddling Horse? 1908 01:08:48,623 --> 01:08:49,091 Barry? 1909 01:08:49,591 --> 01:08:50,392 What's a Fiddling Horse? 1910 01:08:50,725 --> 01:08:52,093 ZACHARY Well I like you Philip. You're a sharp guy 1911 01:08:52,127 --> 01:08:55,731 and I know your company's been in the shitter the last while and 1912 01:08:55,997 --> 01:08:57,966 do you know...why that is? 1913 01:08:58,932 --> 01:09:00,435 Not specifically no. 1914 01:09:00,467 --> 01:09:02,803 -Because you need a team that can recognize one another in the dark. 1915 01:09:02,837 --> 01:09:04,105 And I believe in you! 1916 01:09:04,137 --> 01:09:06,908 So I've got 2, 3 other brothers of mine 1917 01:09:06,940 --> 01:09:09,610 to make an investment in the Ainsworth brand! 1918 01:09:10,611 --> 01:09:12,980 INTERVIEWER So what did you think of the Bitterman scandal? 1919 01:09:13,013 --> 01:09:13,949 COLT [sighs] Which one? 1920 01:09:13,981 --> 01:09:15,117 Are we chronological? 1921 01:09:15,150 --> 01:09:16,251 Or do you want me to take you a walk through history? 1922 01:09:16,284 --> 01:09:18,118 ZACHARY Now, we'll have to meet and see what's what 1923 01:09:18,151 --> 01:09:20,689 before any checks get cashed but we want to... 1924 01:09:21,155 --> 01:09:23,158 make sure everyone in our family is flush! 1925 01:09:23,490 --> 01:09:26,127 Want to make sure those donation checks keep, uh... 1926 01:09:26,159 --> 01:09:27,962 keep back this way. [LAUGHS] 1927 01:09:28,229 --> 01:09:29,597 But all jokes aside here, Phil- 1928 01:09:29,631 --> 01:09:32,801 We're about two months out so it's best to start thinking about 1929 01:09:32,833 --> 01:09:35,503 what level contribution you can make, y'know? 1930 01:09:35,537 --> 01:09:37,472 Help put us all get over the finish line. 1931 01:09:38,039 --> 01:09:39,874 Strength and beauty ain't free... 1932 01:09:50,251 --> 01:09:52,553 Okay! Just so you know: 1933 01:09:52,587 --> 01:09:55,924 I commissioned this BEFORE we became criminals, so 1934 01:09:56,623 --> 01:09:57,626 Happy Birthday! 1935 01:09:58,025 --> 01:09:59,026 Hope you like it. 1936 01:10:02,163 --> 01:10:03,165 I love it. 1937 01:10:07,034 --> 01:10:07,868 Okay. 1938 01:10:07,903 --> 01:10:10,137 I have to say it IS pretty impressive. 1939 01:10:11,940 --> 01:10:12,941 LESLIE Horse ain't bad either... 1940 01:10:29,644 --> 01:10:34,644 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 1940 01:10:35,305 --> 01:11:35,525 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 135236