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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:30,923 Holly, you've gotta open up. 2 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,658 I'm not so sure about this. 3 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:37,300 Come on open the door, tough guy. 4 00:00:37,670 --> 00:00:39,035 Okay. 5 00:00:41,841 --> 00:00:44,435 You look awesome. Turn. 6 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,809 I cannot believe that you talked me into going to the dance. 7 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,372 I thought you said you've been to like, a million schools. 8 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:53,613 Schools, a million. Dances, zero. 9 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,219 I'll get it. 10 00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:01,351 Go. 11 00:01:07,867 --> 00:01:10,665 It's a simple matter of self-preservation. 12 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,261 I mean, when you move around a lot... 13 00:01:12,338 --> 00:01:15,239 you just don't let yourself get attached. 14 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:17,833 Much less, make plans to go to school dances. 15 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,539 I hate to break it to you, but in exactly one week... 16 00:01:20,613 --> 00:01:23,309 your streak is officially going to end. 17 00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:31,752 Maybe you're right. 18 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:35,320 Surprise! 19 00:01:36,996 --> 00:01:39,123 Come in. Jean. 20 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:41,631 We need to talk. 21 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:44,926 What? 22 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:46,162 Jean. 23 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:48,366 Why? How could you? Jean. 24 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:51,339 Wait, don't you "Jean" me. Just calm down. Please, calm down. 25 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:52,844 We can be civilized about this. 26 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:54,311 I'll be right back. 27 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:55,677 Civilized? 28 00:01:55,748 --> 00:01:57,909 Just calm down. No, why are you telling me this? 29 00:01:57,984 --> 00:02:00,214 Are you in love with her? She meant nothing to me. 30 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,345 Well, technically, they meant nothing to me. 31 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:03,548 "They"? 32 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:04,988 "They?" 33 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:07,583 Look on the bright side. It's out of my system. 34 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:12,889 Have a nice day. 35 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:24,266 Explain this to me again. 36 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:27,941 Patsy's back. 37 00:02:28,014 --> 00:02:29,675 It's packing time. 38 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:33,008 Does this mean you're not going to the dance? 39 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:35,611 We'll be gone by the end of the week. 40 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:38,686 I'll stay in touch. 41 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:41,551 Bye. 42 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:44,019 I'll miss you. 43 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:59,705 Where are we going this time? 44 00:03:00,079 --> 00:03:03,139 There's a spot open at Dolores' bakery. 45 00:03:03,316 --> 00:03:05,181 You know, I've always wanted to go there... 46 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:06,775 and you kids will love Brooklyn. 47 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,378 It's time for a new adventure and... 48 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:13,719 I'm sorry, honey. 49 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:17,623 I know you were finally making some friends here. 50 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:19,289 It's no biggie. 51 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,460 There's friends everywhere. Right? 52 00:03:36,649 --> 00:03:39,846 Hey, all you bloggers. It's me: Girl on the Move. 53 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:42,048 Well, here's a big shocker. 54 00:03:42,121 --> 00:03:45,716 My mom got her heart broken. Again. 55 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:50,624 Yep, we're starting off on another big adventure. 56 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:53,725 That's my mom's word for running away. 57 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:57,397 "T- I-C" Tic. 58 00:03:57,804 --> 00:03:58,964 Trick. 59 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:01,365 Stick. 60 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:04,672 Come on, little Miss Mary Sunshine. 61 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:07,508 Play the game. Give us a word with "tic" in it. 62 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:08,638 Fine. 63 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:11,544 Tragic. 64 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:13,183 Fantastic. 65 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:14,915 Pathetic. 66 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:19,253 Ecstatic. 67 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:20,918 Thank you. 68 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,359 Sarcastic. 69 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:23,824 Psychotic. 70 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:25,363 It's genetic. 71 00:04:31,904 --> 00:04:32,962 By some miracle... 72 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:35,599 my mom only got one speeding ticket the whole way. 73 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:37,643 It's Miss Jean Hamilton. 74 00:04:38,077 --> 00:04:39,339 Are you married? 75 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:42,643 He should write her a ticket for reckless flirting. 76 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:53,253 Wow! 77 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:58,054 I will say one thing, though. 78 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,065 For those of you who haven't done it yet... 79 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,828 put "Must see New York skyline"... 80 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:04,369 on your list of things to do before you die. 81 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:31,324 Oh, wow! 82 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,600 Oh, girls! 83 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:39,195 I bet it's full of quaint details, pretty moldings on the ceilings... 84 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:41,263 and old hardwood floors. 85 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:44,833 And charming little rat droppings in the breakfast nook. 86 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:46,845 How delightful. Cut it out. 87 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:48,904 It's going to be perfect. 88 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:55,786 The sad thing is, I'm actually getting good at this. 89 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:58,323 If all else fails, I have a very promising future... 90 00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:00,359 as a professional mover. 91 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:03,956 Our new apartment has history and character. 92 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,794 And exotic local wildlife. 93 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:11,161 My mom calls it home. 94 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:13,967 I call it the Witness Relocation Program. 95 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:20,575 Mommy, look! 96 00:06:20,646 --> 00:06:22,307 There it is. I told you. 97 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,179 The same one as in Wichita. 98 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:26,514 It still comes out every night. 99 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:28,383 Even in hard times. 100 00:06:28,788 --> 00:06:31,882 To remind us that every day holds the potential for beauty. 101 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:40,427 It's getting late, and I'm wiped. 102 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,434 So, time to hit the sheets. 103 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:45,596 Even though I have no idea which box they're in. 104 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:48,705 Keep reading my on-line journal for more days... 105 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:51,835 in the life of a teenage gypsy. I'll be here. 106 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:55,240 The same me, just a different zip code. 107 00:07:39,525 --> 00:07:42,460 No! That's it! I'm not going. You go with him. 108 00:07:42,528 --> 00:07:43,961 Sorry. 109 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,933 Check her out. Hey, you. 110 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,331 Yeah, you. 111 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,895 How much your kicks cost you? 112 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,336 What? 113 00:07:53,906 --> 00:07:55,874 I paid $50 for mine. 114 00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:57,736 You? Free. 115 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,779 I pulled them out of a garbage can somewhere in Portland. 116 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:02,109 You win. 117 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:04,372 See you, freak. 118 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:06,911 Hey, you're new here? 119 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,216 Yeah, how'd you know? Your skin. 120 00:08:09,288 --> 00:08:11,483 My skin looks new? It looks virgin. 121 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:13,787 No piercing, no tats. 122 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:17,293 See, us Brooklyn girls, we lose our skin virginity by fifth grade. 123 00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:20,560 In fifth grade, I was just learning long division. 124 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,829 Attention, all students. 125 00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:25,928 Check in with your homeroom monitor each day... 126 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:26,994 That stinks. 127 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:29,132 You're going to have to take your yearbook photo... 128 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:31,335 with all the losers who missed it in the fall. 129 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:32,877 I don't do yearbook photos. 130 00:08:32,945 --> 00:08:34,412 You have no choice. 131 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,004 It's like taxes and death. 132 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:38,380 Mandatory pain. If you don't do it yourself... 133 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:40,919 they'll hunt you down like an animal and force you to smile. 134 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:42,887 Not if I'm not here anymore, they won't. 135 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:47,757 I'm so glad you came. Thanks. 136 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:49,454 Now, we keep the mixers in the back. 137 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,997 But I got to warn you, they're all older than God. 138 00:08:52,064 --> 00:08:53,531 They don't really mix very well... 139 00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:55,123 they just kind of move things around. 140 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,965 So I hope your manual mixer's in real good shape. 141 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:00,164 And watch out for our no-good oven. 142 00:09:00,239 --> 00:09:01,934 It's worse than that one in Chapel Hill. 143 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:03,407 Off by a good 10 degrees. 144 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:04,670 Well, you know me. 145 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:07,736 I'm off by way more than that. Yes, you are. 146 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:11,016 And this is Gloria. Gloria, this is Jean... 147 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:13,643 the one I was telling you about. Really nice to meet you. 148 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:14,981 Likewise. 149 00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:17,615 Do you know anything about wilting rose petals? 150 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:19,021 The fondant's too soft. 151 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:21,059 You need to add more cornstarch. 152 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:22,958 See, I told you she was good. 153 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:25,122 No wonder my rum cakes always look so drunk. 154 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:27,256 Help me. I like you. 155 00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:31,364 You never eat the cakes? 156 00:09:32,204 --> 00:09:34,695 You made it on time? Yeah, I'm here. 157 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:37,471 Attention, all students. 158 00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:39,738 Talent show auditions will take place... 159 00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:42,280 this Friday evening in the auditorium. 160 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:44,873 Come on out and show us what you got. 161 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,448 That's my seat. 162 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,855 Is there assigned seating? 163 00:09:56,562 --> 00:09:59,190 No, but... Why don't you take one of those? 164 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:02,433 I don't like sitting up front. 165 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:04,301 Me, neither. 166 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,759 Isn't it big? 167 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:34,163 It's gorgeous! It's so heavy. 168 00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:36,599 I need a crane to lift my finger. 169 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:38,765 Well, baby, if he's any good at all... 170 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,965 you'll never have to lift a finger again. 171 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,735 I'm so glad I listened to you. 172 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:43,866 He was a customer. 173 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,843 Dolores coached me through the whole thing. 174 00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:49,142 When to give him an extra doughnut, when to hold back. 175 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:51,945 You never told me that. I told you. 176 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:53,747 You just didn't want to listen. 177 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,582 So I've had a few bad relationships. 178 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,646 Honey, if ex-boyfriends were dollars... 179 00:10:57,723 --> 00:10:58,712 you'd be loaded by now. 180 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,224 Now, baby, what you gotta do is... 181 00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:03,022 Mom, what you gotta do is sign my enrollment form. 182 00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:04,460 4:00 already? 183 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:06,657 Girls, this is my daughter, Holly. 184 00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:07,960 Hi. I'm going to get my purse. 185 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:10,002 Look at you! All grown up. 186 00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:12,629 Got your little speed bumps and everything. 187 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:14,434 Welcome to Brooklyn, Holly. 188 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,838 See you girls tomorrow. 189 00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:18,308 Don't embarrass her. I've known her for so long. 190 00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:19,708 So, tell me. How was it? 191 00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:21,406 It was good. Tell me more. 192 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,347 Excuse me, real quick, I was just, I was over here. 193 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:27,181 I was just wondering, did it hurt at all? 194 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:28,946 Did what hurt? 195 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,717 When you fell. You know, from heaven. 196 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,816 'Cause I was just thinking with a face like that... 197 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,451 you gotta be an angel, right? 198 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,760 Has that line ever worked for you? 199 00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:42,528 Well, I got you to laugh, right? That's Step One. 200 00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:45,502 I'm Lenny Horton. I'm the bread manager. 201 00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:47,334 I make, you know, the bread. 202 00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:50,136 We got Italian bread, French bread, bulky rolls... 203 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,973 different kinds of kaiser rolls, pita bread. 204 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,376 You like pita bread? I'm Jean. 205 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,210 This is my daughter, Holly. 206 00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:57,613 Hey, how you doing, Holly? 207 00:11:57,683 --> 00:12:01,244 Great, and I think we gotta go before you learn Step Two. 208 00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:07,982 Lenny, tell me you didn't use the heaven line. 209 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:13,823 First days at new schools always feel the same. 210 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:18,026 Like suddenly you're on a new planet, breathing a new atmosphere. 211 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,972 Can you scan this into Match. Com? 212 00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:24,098 Mom, I'm busy. 213 00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:25,741 Doing what? 214 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,177 Do you have to do this right away? 215 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,805 Can't you just wait this time... 216 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:32,407 and see if you meet a guy the normal way? 217 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:37,082 Have you seen these lines? 218 00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:38,589 I am in a race against time. 219 00:12:38,657 --> 00:12:41,023 Now get on in there and scan this thing. 220 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:44,256 Every second counts. Tick-tock, tick-tock. 221 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:48,861 If a student brings a cell phone to school, it will be confiscated... 222 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,094 regardless of how... 223 00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:52,501 Excuse me. I don't even know why we're here. 224 00:12:52,571 --> 00:12:55,369 It's not like they're going to be my teachers four months from now. 225 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,772 That's negative imaging, Holly. 226 00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:59,003 ...are not permitted in the school building. 227 00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:03,071 Only winter hats will be permitted between the months of November... 228 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:06,175 and February and kept in your lockers. 229 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:09,744 Now, I'd like to introduce to you the Head of our Guidance Department. 230 00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:12,950 Dr. Charles Fitch. All right, Fitchy! 231 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:16,121 Hey, Fitch! 232 00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:19,760 Hey, Dr. Fitch! Hey there, everyone. 233 00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:24,235 Let me tell you how I run the Guidance Department. 234 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:29,336 I have an open-door policy, which means you can stop by my office... 235 00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:30,466 whenever you want. 236 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,944 I also have an open-mind policy. 237 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,610 There are no stupid questions. 238 00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:41,852 So please, if you have something on your mind, knock on my door. 239 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,316 Mom. 240 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,825 Or raise your hands. 241 00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:51,755 Woman in the back. Go ahead. Hi. 242 00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:55,967 Instead of once a year, have you considered a monthly forum where... 243 00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:59,664 students and teachers could exchange thoughts in an effort to enhance... 244 00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:01,968 communication and bridge gaps? 245 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:03,931 That's a... 246 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,136 That's a great comment, Mrs... 247 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:08,237 Miss Hamilton. 248 00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:13,314 I also wondered if you'd thought of monthly mixers for single parents. 249 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:16,853 Not that I don't want to meet married parents as well. 250 00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:18,048 I would. 251 00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:20,557 It's just that sometimes we single parents... 252 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,924 have different concerns than married ones. 253 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:26,123 Different priorities. If you know what I mean. 254 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,525 And by priorities I mean: 255 00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,660 I need to meet a good man. 256 00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:37,840 In that case, where do I sign up? 257 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:45,714 Okay, well, this was interesting. 258 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,015 Where were we here? 259 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,852 So you're just not going to talk to me for the rest of your life? 260 00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:57,694 Come on, Holly. 261 00:14:57,763 --> 00:15:01,290 Every unmarried parent there appreciated the suggestion. 262 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,933 Did it ever occur to you that the point of the meeting... 263 00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,164 wasn't for the needs of the single parent? 264 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:09,401 That the point of the meeting was maybe for, I don't know... 265 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,773 the kids? Well, sure. 266 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,335 I was just thinking... About you! 267 00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:17,243 Because you're always thinking about you. 268 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,916 She's doing it again. 269 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:27,584 Only this time, I can't smile and play along. 270 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,186 Because the truth is I'm tired... 271 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:34,164 of bubble-wrap and change of address cards, of figuring out new towns... 272 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,201 and finding new friends. 273 00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:38,493 It's just not fun anymore. 274 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,498 It's just not. 275 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,586 You know what the entire student body... 276 00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,887 is talking about this morning? 277 00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:06,959 The Krispy Kreme truck that got in a wreck on Eighth Avenue. 278 00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:08,666 There's donuts everywhere. 279 00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,429 It's a total free-for-all. 280 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:14,199 Between the excitement and the sugar buzz, everyone's pretty much... 281 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:17,970 forgotten everything that happened before 8:00 this morning. 282 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,708 It could have been worse. 283 00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:27,183 Don't worry, it will be. 284 00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:28,776 It always starts the same. 285 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:31,880 I mean, she starts out hopeful, and then when the perfect man... 286 00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:34,448 doesn't come around in two weeks, she gets desperate... 287 00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:35,823 and hooks up with some loser. 288 00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:38,362 Some guy who's not even good enough to mop her floors. 289 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:41,422 And then, when it doesn't work out, because it never works out... 290 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,435 we pack up and move again, and there's nothing I can do about it. 291 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,733 I can't even run away because that's what she does. 292 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:49,035 I thought you said you didn't mind all the moving around. 293 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:53,101 I didn't. I mean, I don't. I just got here. 294 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,516 The River Bistro. 295 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:02,679 What are we doing here? 296 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,417 I can't even afford to pee in a place like this. 297 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:06,924 Much less actually eat here. 298 00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,926 Relax, it's under control. 299 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:10,791 My uncle's the owner. 300 00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:12,689 Him? 301 00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:17,057 You've got to be kidding. No, him. 302 00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,161 No, you didn't do that, did you? 303 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,772 Well, how long did you keep her waiting? 304 00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:25,133 What? An hour? 305 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,444 Of course she's mad. 306 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:29,310 What? Hold on. 307 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,279 This is Holly. Hi. 308 00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:32,544 Hi, Holly. Nice to meet you. 309 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,586 Why wouldn't she be mad? 310 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:38,155 Well, there's only one thing you can do: Flowers. 311 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:41,723 And you can't go cheap, either. Nope. 312 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:45,053 A dozen, long-stemmed. 313 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,030 He knows about females. 314 00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:50,761 He knows more about females than I know about females. 315 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:55,229 In my opinion, roses always work, always. 316 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:58,105 He doesn't actually believe that, does he? 317 00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:00,307 But who am I to know? 318 00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:03,906 Call me tomorrow and let me know how it worked out. Bye. 319 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,144 Yes, I do believe that. Don't you? 320 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,188 That flowers always work? Yeah. 321 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:11,779 Not if the guy's a loser. 322 00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:13,791 The flowers aren't going to change anything. 323 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:15,884 Flowers are just flowers, right? 324 00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:17,726 Wow, your friend's so cynical. 325 00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:20,026 Sounds like she's not into romance. 326 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,390 You know what? 327 00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:28,667 This is for you. Why? 328 00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:32,335 Because a flower like this is perfect. 329 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,038 And giving a woman a dozen of them, it's like saying... 330 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,082 there is such a thing as perfect. 331 00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:38,275 And it's out there. 332 00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,545 Don't give up. You'll find it. 333 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:41,911 Really? 334 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:44,046 A yellow rose says all of that? 335 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,284 Actually a yellow rose is for your sick grandma. 336 00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,121 For a woman, a red rose. 337 00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:52,186 But if you really want to knock her socks off, you give her an orchid. 338 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:54,232 Why? What do orchids say? 339 00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:56,530 You ever seen an orchid? 340 00:18:56,902 --> 00:19:00,338 How it floats in the water, so delicate and beautiful? 341 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,870 When a woman gets an orchid... 342 00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:06,367 well, she feels like... 343 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:11,439 she's floating on a cloud of infinite possibility. 344 00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:20,381 I swear I'll pay you back. 345 00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,893 I still don't get how flowers from you will fix things. 346 00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,952 Well, they're not flowers, they're orchids. 347 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:27,362 And they're not from me. They're from her perfect man. 348 00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:28,456 Then let him pay. 349 00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,468 I would, if he existed. 350 00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:31,729 I'm lost. 351 00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,395 Do you remember what your uncle said? 352 00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,804 An orchid will make my mom feel special. 353 00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:38,206 Which will make her happy. And not so desperate. 354 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,575 Which would make me happy, and then everybody wins. 355 00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,242 Holly? What? 356 00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:47,084 Are you sure this is a good idea? I'm sure. 357 00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:49,143 A few flowers never hurt anyone. 358 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,757 "Annoying mammal. " 359 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:55,224 Six letters. 360 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,932 Hey, Mom. Badger. 361 00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:07,765 Boy, am I thirsty. 362 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:16,806 Was that the buzzer? 363 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:20,249 Five letters for "In line to get, maybe. " 364 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,782 Mom, wasn't that the buzzer? 365 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,548 The Times thinks they're so clever. 366 00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:30,492 I've got to go take a shower right now. 367 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,170 Hey. 368 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,530 Excuse me. 369 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,699 Hello, that's my flower. 370 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,709 No, it's not, it's mine. 371 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,405 Is your name Jean? No, that's my girlfriend. 372 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,879 Okay, what's the card say? 373 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,609 It says, "To my dearest girlfriend... 374 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:28,278 "on her birthday, I love you so... " Give me my flower back. 375 00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:54,303 Could you be any more crazy? 376 00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:56,711 I was just bringing them to you. 377 00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:20,571 Wow! How beautiful. 378 00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:22,797 Who are those for? Me. 379 00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:24,967 Isn't that weird, someone left me flowers? 380 00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:28,479 Who? What's the card say? Let's see. 381 00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:35,916 "How many women can look like a goddess in a bakery uniform? 382 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,084 "You are a vision. " 383 00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:40,714 Who sent them? 384 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:44,194 "A Secret Admirer. " 385 00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:46,821 Who could it be? 386 00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:49,332 Well, obviously, someone that saw you at the shop. 387 00:22:49,401 --> 00:22:51,926 Yeah, but how would he know my name? 388 00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:54,663 Well, you wear a nametag, don't you? 389 00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:57,208 Or where I live? Duh? Google. 390 00:22:58,110 --> 00:23:00,010 Or that I love orchids? 391 00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:02,939 Maybe he followed you home. 392 00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:06,406 It's very strange. 393 00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:08,453 No, it's probably scary. 394 00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:12,589 Mom, look, this is the most romantic thing... 395 00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:14,352 that a man has ever done for you. 396 00:23:14,426 --> 00:23:17,361 Quit questioning it and enjoy it. 397 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:23,157 You are absolutely right. 398 00:23:31,676 --> 00:23:34,474 Why are you wearing jeans under your robe? 399 00:23:34,646 --> 00:23:38,082 How would you like to have bruises all over your body? 400 00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:47,524 Your uncle is a genius. 401 00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:50,985 It worked? She was singing happy songs! 402 00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:52,723 She never sings happy songs. 403 00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:55,631 Yeah, well, neither do I, but don't send me flowers, okay? 404 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:57,668 I like it that way. 405 00:24:10,415 --> 00:24:11,404 Hey. 406 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:24,360 Hey, check it out. Do I got juice or what? Look at Jean. 407 00:24:24,429 --> 00:24:27,330 A little attention from me and she's all poofed up like a peacock. 408 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:29,858 It's the guy peacock who poofs up. 409 00:24:30,502 --> 00:24:32,595 You know what I'm saying. It's an animal thing. 410 00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:35,640 She's like a lioness letting the lion know she's ready. 411 00:24:35,707 --> 00:24:38,267 It's the guy lion who poofs up, too. 412 00:24:41,379 --> 00:24:43,609 People, don't forget to read Chapters 42 and 43. 413 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:45,172 There will be a test on Friday. 414 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,514 Peter, can I see you a minute, please? 415 00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:49,780 Hurry up! 416 00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:51,550 What's that? 417 00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:55,589 Nothing. Is that supposed to be me? 418 00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:58,719 No, it's somebody else. 419 00:24:58,797 --> 00:25:00,128 The face. 420 00:25:00,198 --> 00:25:01,790 This looks exactly like my face. 421 00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:03,334 No, it isn't. 422 00:25:04,469 --> 00:25:06,437 Okay, the face a little bit. 423 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:09,065 But that woman is on a horse. 424 00:25:09,374 --> 00:25:10,671 You're not on a horse. 425 00:25:10,742 --> 00:25:12,607 That's a completely different person. 426 00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:16,937 It's pretty good. 427 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:20,951 My dad sponsored comic book conventions when I was a kid. 428 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:22,213 He'd take me. 429 00:25:22,287 --> 00:25:25,051 If you hang around long enough, you pick it up. 430 00:25:25,123 --> 00:25:27,114 So you hung out with your dad a lot? 431 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:30,025 No. Actually, after he and my mom split up... 432 00:25:30,095 --> 00:25:32,689 that's pretty much the only thing we did together. 433 00:25:32,931 --> 00:25:35,832 But, hey, at least I learned how to draw, right? 434 00:25:35,901 --> 00:25:38,301 Divorce as a career builder. That's nice. 435 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:41,271 So, hey, have you ever been? 436 00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:43,773 Divorced? Not yet. 437 00:25:44,242 --> 00:25:46,540 No, to a comic convention. 438 00:25:47,612 --> 00:25:49,079 No, not that, either. 439 00:25:49,147 --> 00:25:52,514 Well, there's one coming up. 440 00:25:52,584 --> 00:25:55,644 Six weeks from now. Westside Convention Center. 441 00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:59,512 It sounds geeky, but it's kind of fun. 442 00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:05,387 Yeah. I'm not much of a planner, you know. 443 00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:11,893 Has anyone been asking for me? 444 00:26:11,970 --> 00:26:13,904 Like who? I don't know. 445 00:26:13,972 --> 00:26:15,234 Anyone? No. 446 00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:17,297 Hey, Jean. 447 00:26:17,642 --> 00:26:20,167 This has your name written all over it. 448 00:26:21,546 --> 00:26:23,707 Dolores, you're crazy. 449 00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:26,512 No! She's right. You're way too good for this place. 450 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,416 This contest is for professionals. 451 00:26:28,486 --> 00:26:30,818 I mean, I'm basically a salesperson. 452 00:26:30,889 --> 00:26:32,379 Explain this to me. 453 00:26:32,557 --> 00:26:34,787 How come when it's a man you're looking at... 454 00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:36,588 you're blind to his flaws... 455 00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:39,494 but when it's you, flaws is all you see? 456 00:26:39,564 --> 00:26:40,826 Hmm? Mmm. 457 00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:52,374 Is it you? 458 00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:54,271 Yeah, it's me, babe. 459 00:26:57,082 --> 00:26:58,071 Hi. 460 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:00,273 Hi. 461 00:27:02,921 --> 00:27:05,253 I love orchids. Thank you. 462 00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:08,753 This is a rose. Which I also love. 463 00:27:10,328 --> 00:27:11,989 So are you free Saturday night? 464 00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:13,929 What did you have in mind? 465 00:27:13,999 --> 00:27:16,866 Nothing short of rocking your world, babe. 466 00:27:16,935 --> 00:27:19,028 Well, my world doesn't rock that easy. 467 00:27:19,104 --> 00:27:21,572 That's right, make him work for it, girlfriend. 468 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,471 That's on account of you've never had... 469 00:27:23,541 --> 00:27:26,476 your world rocked by Lenny "The World-Rocker" Horton. 470 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:28,134 Okay. 471 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:31,081 Let's say I check my social calendar... 472 00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:33,549 and it turns out I am free Saturday night. 473 00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:35,276 Where are we going? 474 00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:37,218 Only to hear the greatest American band... 475 00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:39,017 ever to pipe out a power ballad. 476 00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:41,253 Styx concert. 477 00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:45,290 Something I've never done. 478 00:27:45,363 --> 00:27:46,990 You're a Styx newbie? 479 00:27:47,198 --> 00:27:49,223 These are really hot tickets. 480 00:27:49,634 --> 00:27:51,329 I must really like you. 481 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,938 Okay, so Saturday night. Saturday. 482 00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:56,030 Saturday. 483 00:27:57,942 --> 00:27:59,239 What? Stop! 484 00:28:00,478 --> 00:28:03,379 It's impossible that Lenny is your secret admirer. 485 00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:04,813 Nothing's impossible. 486 00:28:04,883 --> 00:28:06,441 No. Some things are. 487 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:10,352 Like a man that sends you an orchid, the most romantic flower... 488 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:12,890 and then turns around and sends you a yellow rose. 489 00:28:12,957 --> 00:28:14,356 That's the kind of flower... 490 00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,656 that someone sends their sick grandmother in the hospital. 491 00:28:18,329 --> 00:28:19,853 I'll get it. 492 00:28:21,466 --> 00:28:24,162 Mom, please, can you just listen to me? 493 00:28:24,235 --> 00:28:25,702 I read that note, okay? 494 00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:26,896 A man like that... 495 00:28:26,971 --> 00:28:30,236 a poet, he doesn't take a woman to a Styx concert. 496 00:28:30,508 --> 00:28:32,339 Well, it's different. 497 00:28:33,111 --> 00:28:34,942 So is a peanut butter and glue sandwich. 498 00:28:35,013 --> 00:28:36,571 That doesn't mean you eat it. 499 00:28:36,848 --> 00:28:40,306 Holly, I like this guy. He seems to like me. 500 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:42,444 Would it kill you to give him a chance? 501 00:28:43,254 --> 00:28:44,949 Princess Zoe? Yes. 502 00:28:45,023 --> 00:28:48,151 You can tell I'm a princess from all my beautiful necklaces. 503 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:52,629 N- E-C-K-L-A-C-E-S. 504 00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:56,298 Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. 505 00:28:59,104 --> 00:29:00,128 Hi, Lenny. 506 00:29:00,205 --> 00:29:04,505 Wow, Jean. Whoa! Great outfit. 507 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,271 Damn, where did you get that? 508 00:29:06,344 --> 00:29:07,834 Who's-a-hottie. Com? 509 00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:14,418 All right. So, you got everything you need? 510 00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:16,750 Yeah. Let me just put this on. Okay. 511 00:29:17,188 --> 00:29:21,818 Hey, Holly, your mom said that Saturday night is movie night. 512 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,860 So, what do you say on me... 513 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:26,590 you take Princess Zoe here, you guys go see Bambi? 514 00:29:28,633 --> 00:29:31,693 I'm not actually sure that Bambi is still in theaters. 515 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,432 Which is such a shame because I'm just dying to take... 516 00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:37,441 my 7-year-old little sister to a movie where the mom gets... 517 00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:39,101 killed by the evil male hunter. 518 00:29:39,177 --> 00:29:40,804 I want to go see that. 519 00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:44,574 Thank you, Lenny. That's very nice of you. 520 00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:48,677 Thank you, Lenny. That's very nice of you. 521 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:50,849 Be good. 522 00:29:56,327 --> 00:29:58,090 Wow! It's great. 523 00:29:58,163 --> 00:30:01,132 Yeah, it's a 1980 Pontiac Trans Am two-door hardtop. 524 00:30:01,199 --> 00:30:03,394 Got the original paint, the original exhaust. 525 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:05,595 I re-built the tranny, tweaked the mill. 526 00:30:05,670 --> 00:30:07,968 And as a matter of fact, I got... 527 00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:10,940 some new passenger mats right here, so would you mind... 528 00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:13,705 just taking your shoes off? Before you get in? 529 00:30:14,412 --> 00:30:17,074 I should have bought a pair of those hospital booties. 530 00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:18,706 Wait, do you have any? 531 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:23,746 Let me guess. 532 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,653 The sick-grandma argument didn't fly? 533 00:30:25,723 --> 00:30:27,281 She barely even heard it. 534 00:30:27,358 --> 00:30:30,725 She was too busy picturing herself as Mrs. Lenny Hair Band. 535 00:30:30,795 --> 00:30:32,456 He's got to be derailed. 536 00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:35,625 By what? I don't know. 537 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:38,167 Listen, I'm going to drop Zoe off at Dolores'... 538 00:30:38,236 --> 00:30:39,897 and I'll meet you at the Bistro in 20. 539 00:30:39,971 --> 00:30:41,495 Ice cream is going to help. 540 00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:43,040 No, but your uncle will. 541 00:30:43,107 --> 00:30:45,132 He knew exactly what to do about the orchids... 542 00:30:45,210 --> 00:30:46,438 and he'll know what to do next. 543 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:47,478 Ciao. 544 00:31:11,236 --> 00:31:13,898 Lenny, I don't think that's Styx. 545 00:31:13,972 --> 00:31:16,702 No, they're Kilroy, they're a tribute band to Styx. 546 00:31:18,776 --> 00:31:20,835 Yeah, the singer's not as good as the original. 547 00:31:20,912 --> 00:31:24,211 But if you close your eyes, you can't even tell the difference. 548 00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:27,845 Yeah, you can tell. 549 00:31:31,122 --> 00:31:32,384 We have a question. 550 00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:35,317 Mel, put those two tables together. 551 00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:37,361 Kid, can it wait? I'm a little busy. 552 00:31:37,428 --> 00:31:40,761 No, it's really important. It's for our school assignment. 553 00:31:40,832 --> 00:31:41,958 Due tomorrow. 554 00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:44,058 We need to know what the perfect man would do... 555 00:31:44,135 --> 00:31:45,432 as a follow-up to the orchid. 556 00:31:45,503 --> 00:31:47,130 Well, can't we talk about it tomorrow? 557 00:31:47,205 --> 00:31:49,571 Wait, what could be more important than the perfect man? 558 00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:51,040 Duh, perfect shoes. 559 00:31:51,109 --> 00:31:52,406 Lance, please. 560 00:31:52,477 --> 00:31:53,842 Don't "Lance, please" me. 561 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,244 Take a break and help these girls out. 562 00:31:56,314 --> 00:31:58,145 You try the new Shiraz... 563 00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:03,847 sit at your table and let good old Lance handle the floor. 564 00:32:05,156 --> 00:32:06,817 All right. Five minutes. 565 00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:11,127 Don't play with your hair at the bar, Lance. 566 00:32:16,301 --> 00:32:21,136 So, what are you writing a school paper on, dating or something? 567 00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:22,463 Yeah. 568 00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:25,972 Well, what class would that be? English. 569 00:32:26,044 --> 00:32:30,811 I'm looking at romantic heroes, like in literature. 570 00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:33,944 You know... Romeo. 571 00:32:34,018 --> 00:32:35,713 Right, or Heathcliff. 572 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:36,947 Taking guys like that... 573 00:32:37,021 --> 00:32:39,922 and comparing them to their real-life counterparts. 574 00:32:40,858 --> 00:32:43,053 But you don't believe in romance. 575 00:32:44,362 --> 00:32:45,989 I'm stretching. 576 00:32:47,532 --> 00:32:50,592 Well, girls, I'm really not an authority on this. 577 00:32:53,671 --> 00:32:54,660 Hot! 578 00:32:57,041 --> 00:32:59,373 What makes today's Perfect man perfect? 579 00:32:59,444 --> 00:33:03,505 What is it that he says or does that makes him a woman's perfect man? 580 00:33:05,049 --> 00:33:07,040 Well, that depends. Every woman's different. 581 00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:09,018 But yet, orchids work for all of them? 582 00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:11,851 Well, as a gesture, they do. I mean, but that's just a... 583 00:33:12,223 --> 00:33:13,918 That's a beginning, that's... 584 00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:17,320 He's got to have a deeper connection than that. 585 00:33:17,395 --> 00:33:19,158 He's got to know what makes her tick. 586 00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:21,790 Which is why, if you don't know who the woman is... 587 00:33:21,866 --> 00:33:23,128 it's rather a moot point. 588 00:33:23,201 --> 00:33:25,135 She listens to Patsy Cline when she's sad. 589 00:33:25,203 --> 00:33:26,830 Hypothetically. 590 00:33:26,904 --> 00:33:28,201 Say she does. 591 00:33:28,272 --> 00:33:29,603 Then what? 592 00:33:30,908 --> 00:33:32,842 Patsy Cline's her sad music? 593 00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:35,778 Wait a minute. 594 00:33:40,151 --> 00:33:41,175 Now. 595 00:33:43,654 --> 00:33:46,282 This is very happy music. 596 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:49,056 Keep it. But you know what? 597 00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:51,118 Even if he does cheer her up... 598 00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:53,561 he can't be a guy that's afraid of tears. 599 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,011 It's like he wrote it about us. 600 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:11,508 What if she's into word games? 601 00:34:11,582 --> 00:34:13,311 Scrabble, you know, stuff like that? 602 00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:15,818 Oh, yeah. Good stuff. 603 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,412 A little wit, a little wordplay. I like that. 604 00:34:18,489 --> 00:34:21,083 And if she's been dumped a lot? Then what? 605 00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:22,217 A lot? 606 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:26,856 That's a tough one. 607 00:34:27,298 --> 00:34:29,766 I guess the perfect guy would be... 608 00:34:31,102 --> 00:34:33,366 He'd be someone who could... 609 00:34:34,705 --> 00:34:37,230 He could be anywhere in the world... 610 00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:40,036 but he chooses to be with her because... 611 00:34:41,212 --> 00:34:43,578 life is better with her by his side. 612 00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:47,184 What do you think? Did I pass the test? 613 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,345 Very nice to meet you. 614 00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:51,547 Stop it! 615 00:34:51,622 --> 00:34:52,816 Big problem. 616 00:34:54,358 --> 00:34:55,985 Hey, cutie. Hi, Amber. 617 00:34:56,060 --> 00:35:00,690 Hey, okay. Designer dress, bias cut, wedding chic. 618 00:35:01,566 --> 00:35:02,760 Where's the problem? 619 00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:04,529 It's a small fortune. 620 00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:06,763 No, that's a lie. It's a large fortune. 621 00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:08,863 It's your day. Do it. 622 00:35:09,373 --> 00:35:10,738 Really? Yeah. 623 00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:13,004 I adore you. 624 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:16,038 Okay, what about the cake? 625 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,674 You know what, girls? I got to go to work. Really. 626 00:35:18,749 --> 00:35:21,047 I was thinking of something layers, chocolate, strawberry. 627 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,916 Amber, let's talk about it tomorrow. 628 00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:25,285 Lance, step away from the purse. 629 00:35:26,357 --> 00:35:28,450 She's gorgeous. Yeah. 630 00:35:28,526 --> 00:35:32,462 Together they look like the winners of a genetic lottery. Come on. 631 00:35:45,776 --> 00:35:47,937 Here, let me get this for you. You got it? 632 00:35:48,012 --> 00:35:51,106 Thanks. Well, Lenny, I... Whoops, we're wet. Watch it. 633 00:35:51,182 --> 00:35:53,377 I don't even know what to say. It's been... 634 00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:56,644 Now, Jean, I had a fantastic time. 635 00:35:56,721 --> 00:35:58,712 I got to tell you, I really, you know. 636 00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:01,257 I really, I could get used to this. 637 00:36:08,366 --> 00:36:09,958 You're a good kisser. 638 00:36:10,034 --> 00:36:11,831 It was a really good time. 639 00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:14,838 All right. So, I'll see you at work, okay? 640 00:36:15,273 --> 00:36:17,366 My shoes. I'm sorry. 641 00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:33,886 How was the '80s flashback? 642 00:36:34,592 --> 00:36:35,991 You scared me! 643 00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:38,324 His stupid car is louder than a jumbo jet. 644 00:36:38,396 --> 00:36:40,921 He probably woke up the whole entire neighborhood. 645 00:36:41,432 --> 00:36:43,923 Holly, for me, would you give Lenny a chance? 646 00:36:44,001 --> 00:36:47,232 Mom, for me, would you go slow this time? 647 00:36:47,305 --> 00:36:48,966 You don't know who else is out there. 648 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,667 No, but here's what I do know: 649 00:36:50,741 --> 00:36:53,232 Tonight I had a pretty good time. 650 00:36:57,348 --> 00:36:59,942 "Oh what a tangled web we weave 651 00:37:00,017 --> 00:37:04,215 "When first we practice to deceive!" 652 00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:06,882 Who wants to talk about what that means? 653 00:37:07,692 --> 00:37:09,922 He needs to write her a letter. Who? 654 00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:11,018 The perfect man. 655 00:37:11,095 --> 00:37:13,188 Adam, care to elucidate? 656 00:37:13,764 --> 00:37:14,753 Yeah, you. 657 00:37:14,832 --> 00:37:17,062 What do you think Sir Walter Scott was talking about? 658 00:37:17,134 --> 00:37:20,365 You're going to forge a letter? I have to. If I don't... 659 00:37:20,438 --> 00:37:22,429 my mom's going to be walking down the aisle... 660 00:37:22,506 --> 00:37:23,871 to the sound of Mr. Roboto. 661 00:37:23,941 --> 00:37:27,069 Well, I think, it's that lies get complicated. 662 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:29,140 Because? 663 00:37:29,547 --> 00:37:32,448 Usually if you tell a lie, you have to tell another lie. 664 00:37:32,516 --> 00:37:34,916 Except she's totally going to recognize my handwriting. 665 00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:37,420 She won't recognize mine. True. 666 00:37:37,488 --> 00:37:39,080 And each lie turns into another lie... 667 00:37:39,156 --> 00:37:41,488 and another lie, and it makes things complicated. 668 00:37:41,559 --> 00:37:45,086 Until, eventually, you're left with this big mess of lies... 669 00:37:45,162 --> 00:37:46,720 that you can't find your way out of. 670 00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:48,822 We'll do it right after school. Perfect. 671 00:37:48,899 --> 00:37:50,799 Perfect. All right. I'll buy that. 672 00:37:50,868 --> 00:37:53,701 Alana, what does "tangled web" symbolize? 673 00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:56,064 What if she's into word games? 674 00:37:56,140 --> 00:37:57,801 Scrabble, you know, stuff like that? 675 00:37:57,875 --> 00:38:00,139 Oh, yeah. Good stuff. 676 00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:02,611 A little wit, a little wordplay. I like that. 677 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,012 I know what I'm doing borders on delusional... 678 00:38:05,082 --> 00:38:06,379 but what can I say? 679 00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:08,941 Desperate times call for desperate measures. 680 00:38:09,186 --> 00:38:11,017 Trust me. If you met Lenny... 681 00:38:11,088 --> 00:38:13,989 you'd lick the envelope and lend me a stamp. 682 00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:21,123 Hi. 683 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:24,965 Where did her troops go? 684 00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:27,698 She needed some quiet time... 685 00:38:27,772 --> 00:38:29,296 to think things out. 686 00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:31,230 What kind of things? 687 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:34,039 Well, you know, like what her next step is. 688 00:38:34,111 --> 00:38:35,942 You know, whether she's going to form... 689 00:38:36,013 --> 00:38:40,416 a powerful alliance with a prince or go it alone. 690 00:38:41,385 --> 00:38:42,818 Which is she gonna choose? 691 00:38:43,187 --> 00:38:45,052 I think she's going to go with the prince. 692 00:38:45,122 --> 00:38:46,680 Really? Oh, yeah. 693 00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:49,252 He's kind of a great guy, you know. 694 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:52,854 He's handsome. He's very nice. 695 00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:54,927 And the thing with the... 696 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:57,559 Jousting. Jousting. Yes. 697 00:38:57,635 --> 00:39:00,866 You should see him joust. He is like Joe Jouster. 698 00:39:00,938 --> 00:39:03,133 Any time that anybody ever wants to hang out with him... 699 00:39:03,207 --> 00:39:06,836 he's like "Guys, I can't. I've gotta practice my jousting. " 700 00:39:09,046 --> 00:39:10,240 Do you want to sit? 701 00:39:12,116 --> 00:39:13,174 No. 702 00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:15,946 I made plans with someone. So... 703 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:18,113 I thought you weren't much of a planner. 704 00:39:20,624 --> 00:39:21,921 Yeah. Right. 705 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:33,928 Holly? Do you think we're going to stay here? 706 00:39:34,438 --> 00:39:35,700 I don't know. Why? 707 00:39:35,773 --> 00:39:38,674 There's a big spelling bee coming up with all the other schools. 708 00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:40,005 My teacher entered me. 709 00:39:40,077 --> 00:39:43,478 I bet you're going to win that. You're the best speller I know. 710 00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:47,142 Yeah. Only, it's not for a couple of months. 711 00:39:48,419 --> 00:39:51,718 Well, you never know, we might still be here. 712 00:39:51,789 --> 00:39:54,622 I hope so. I've never entered anything. 713 00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:56,354 Hi, girls. 714 00:39:57,862 --> 00:40:00,023 Mommy, are you sick? 715 00:40:00,865 --> 00:40:02,093 What? 716 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:03,827 You don't look normal. 717 00:40:04,268 --> 00:40:06,930 I got a letter. 718 00:40:07,304 --> 00:40:08,737 What kind of letter? 719 00:40:08,806 --> 00:40:10,899 It's a love letter. 720 00:40:11,108 --> 00:40:12,803 What does it say? 721 00:40:15,279 --> 00:40:16,541 One second. 722 00:40:17,782 --> 00:40:20,273 Hey, you! Give me that! 723 00:40:21,452 --> 00:40:23,181 "My dearest Jean. 724 00:40:23,888 --> 00:40:28,222 "The letters J-E-A-N used to spell out just another word for denim. " 725 00:40:29,026 --> 00:40:30,516 This guy is great, Mom. 726 00:40:31,328 --> 00:40:34,263 "But, since I found you, I hear those four-letter words... 727 00:40:34,331 --> 00:40:36,891 "and all I think about is another four-letter-word: 728 00:40:37,301 --> 00:40:39,667 "love. L-O-V-E." 729 00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:42,601 Love? Yeah. 730 00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:46,268 He loves you? That's what he said. 731 00:40:47,812 --> 00:40:49,973 Zoe, he's trying to be romantic. 732 00:40:51,582 --> 00:40:54,779 "Being near you is like standing on a triple word score. " 733 00:40:54,852 --> 00:40:56,183 He plays Scrabble. 734 00:40:56,587 --> 00:40:58,885 "Everything matters three times as much. 735 00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:00,787 "The sun shines three times as bright... 736 00:41:00,858 --> 00:41:02,883 "and I am three times as happy. " 737 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,390 What's this? 738 00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:09,995 He gave you a present? I like him now. 739 00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:14,432 Smart, witty, romantic. 740 00:41:14,705 --> 00:41:17,299 You can't still think this guy is Lenny, right? 741 00:41:17,374 --> 00:41:20,673 It is kind of hard to picture Lenny playing Scrabble. 742 00:41:34,291 --> 00:41:36,384 Come on, Mom, let's dance. 743 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:44,631 You go, Mom! 744 00:41:50,808 --> 00:41:51,797 Mom. 745 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,313 No! Come on. 746 00:42:28,512 --> 00:42:30,002 I can't believe it. 747 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,346 And he sent you a present, too? 748 00:42:33,417 --> 00:42:36,284 Yeah, a CD of a band I'd never heard of, but I loved. 749 00:42:36,353 --> 00:42:39,049 It's like he knows me better than I know myself. 750 00:42:39,123 --> 00:42:40,590 So why is he hiding? 751 00:42:41,258 --> 00:42:44,227 He's not hiding. He's just... Just what? 752 00:42:45,429 --> 00:42:47,454 Excuse me? Can you help me? 753 00:42:53,470 --> 00:42:54,960 Dinner's ready. 754 00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:06,112 There must be something wrong with him. 755 00:43:06,183 --> 00:43:08,515 Who? Mr. Wonderful. 756 00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:11,919 What? No, there's nothing wrong with him. He's perfect. 757 00:43:11,989 --> 00:43:13,684 Then why all the secrecy? 758 00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:17,090 Why doesn't he just come on over, show his face, and say hello? 759 00:43:17,161 --> 00:43:19,026 Like a normal person. 760 00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:20,461 Listen to yourself. 761 00:43:20,531 --> 00:43:22,863 The man wants to be the least bit romantic... 762 00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:24,924 and all of sudden you think he's not normal. 763 00:43:25,002 --> 00:43:28,199 How do I know if he is? And if he is, what does he look like? 764 00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:29,705 Is he tall, is he short? 765 00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:33,209 Does he have blond, curly hair, straight, black hair, what? 766 00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:35,745 I bet he has a big, fat wart on his nose. 767 00:43:38,082 --> 00:43:40,175 I bet that he's really, really handsome. 768 00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:41,717 And how would you know? 769 00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:43,446 He writes like he's really handsome. 770 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:47,149 Honey, have you seen pictures of Shakespeare? Bald, skinny. 771 00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:49,415 Does that even really matter? 772 00:43:49,493 --> 00:43:51,688 Yes. Because you can't have a relationship with a man... 773 00:43:51,762 --> 00:43:53,787 you've never laid eyes on. 774 00:43:57,234 --> 00:44:00,203 Honey, I've got a party of 50 coming in a half an hour. 775 00:44:00,270 --> 00:44:01,760 It will only take a second. 776 00:44:01,839 --> 00:44:04,307 Oh, You can take my picture. Just be sure to get my good side. 777 00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:08,004 Over here, Brad Pitt. Over here, David Spade, not so cute. 778 00:44:08,245 --> 00:44:10,543 No, I'm just swamped, I'm sorry. 779 00:44:12,182 --> 00:44:15,549 Hey, Uncle Ben, what's that stuff you put on top of your spinach salad? 780 00:44:15,619 --> 00:44:17,883 Parmesan what? Cheese. 781 00:44:22,726 --> 00:44:25,354 Ben. It's a nice name. 782 00:44:25,429 --> 00:44:27,829 Uncomplicated. Dependable. Ben. 783 00:44:27,898 --> 00:44:30,492 And it's way better than Lenny. And he's way cuter than Lenny. 784 00:44:30,567 --> 00:44:32,797 Don't you be mean about Lenny. He's a good egg. 785 00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:34,804 Just not the egg for me. 786 00:44:34,872 --> 00:44:38,364 I like this egg. I want this egg to be my boyfriend. 787 00:44:38,442 --> 00:44:41,411 When's he coming over? As soon as he gets back. 788 00:44:41,478 --> 00:44:43,070 Well, where did he go? 789 00:44:43,147 --> 00:44:45,638 He's opening up a new restaurant in China. 790 00:44:45,716 --> 00:44:48,617 And the phone lines there are impossible, evidently. 791 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:51,382 So as soon as he gets back, he's going to call. 792 00:44:51,455 --> 00:44:54,015 Cool. What else does the letter say? 793 00:44:55,259 --> 00:44:57,625 That's private. Excuse me. 794 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:00,721 China. 795 00:45:00,798 --> 00:45:03,494 How are we ever going to get a stamp from China? 796 00:45:03,567 --> 00:45:04,556 We won't. 797 00:45:04,635 --> 00:45:06,660 Now that he's traveling, he asked her to send... 798 00:45:06,737 --> 00:45:08,500 her e-mail address to his e-mail address. 799 00:45:08,572 --> 00:45:09,937 He has an e-mail address? 800 00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:14,343 Brooklyn Boy, this new account that I'm setting up. 801 00:45:14,411 --> 00:45:17,437 Well, at least it's consistent, since everyone lies in cyberspace. 802 00:45:17,514 --> 00:45:20,210 But we can't use the computer at my house in case my mom finds it. 803 00:45:20,284 --> 00:45:22,946 I'd offer ours, except my brother's on 24/7... 804 00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:25,682 buying those little Yu-Gi-Oh cards on eBay. 805 00:45:26,090 --> 00:45:27,284 Who else? 806 00:45:37,835 --> 00:45:39,325 It's kind of messy. 807 00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:42,564 It's kind of dark. 808 00:45:43,173 --> 00:45:44,299 Oh, yeah. 809 00:45:49,146 --> 00:45:50,670 Should be on. 810 00:45:51,115 --> 00:45:53,481 Thank you so much for letting me do this. 811 00:45:53,550 --> 00:45:56,883 You must think that I'm crazy, but at least my mom's happy, you know. 812 00:45:57,821 --> 00:45:59,049 It's such a change... 813 00:45:59,123 --> 00:46:02,854 'cause she usually spends most of her time depressed or with idiots. 814 00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:04,291 Maybe I should try it. 815 00:46:04,361 --> 00:46:07,387 My mom only smiles once a month when the alimony check comes. 816 00:46:11,835 --> 00:46:14,599 And if she's been dumped a lot? Then what? 817 00:46:14,671 --> 00:46:15,831 A lot? 818 00:46:16,507 --> 00:46:18,065 That's a tough one. 819 00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:21,172 I guess the perfect guy would be... 820 00:46:21,378 --> 00:46:23,346 He could be anywhere in the world... 821 00:46:23,413 --> 00:46:26,007 but he chooses to be with her because... 822 00:46:26,316 --> 00:46:28,910 life is better with her by his side. 823 00:46:38,328 --> 00:46:39,886 Dear Passionate Baker... 824 00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:42,761 I'm spending my days with very serious business people... 825 00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:45,802 and I know I should be listening to every word they say... 826 00:46:45,869 --> 00:46:47,359 But all I keep thinking is... 827 00:46:47,437 --> 00:46:49,268 what am I doing all the way in China? 828 00:46:49,339 --> 00:46:52,638 Unbelievable. Listen to this. Come on. Let's go. 829 00:46:52,709 --> 00:46:53,733 It's from Ben. 830 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:57,042 "I planned this restaurant before I'd ever laid eyes on you. 831 00:46:57,114 --> 00:46:58,581 "If I had to do it over... 832 00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:01,846 "I'd buy the building right next to yours and open there. " 833 00:47:04,621 --> 00:47:06,282 He'd rather be with me. 834 00:47:09,293 --> 00:47:11,261 Why don't you write him back? 835 00:47:11,762 --> 00:47:12,751 Good. 836 00:47:16,033 --> 00:47:17,261 Excuse me. 837 00:47:20,804 --> 00:47:21,964 Dear Brooklyn Boy... 838 00:47:22,039 --> 00:47:24,030 if your food's half as good as your letters... 839 00:47:24,107 --> 00:47:27,406 nothing would make me happier than having your restaurant on my block. 840 00:47:27,477 --> 00:47:29,570 But I'd hate to deprive the nation of China... 841 00:47:29,646 --> 00:47:33,946 of that kind of satisfaction. So open your restaurant there first. 842 00:47:35,185 --> 00:47:36,812 Dear Passionate Baker... 843 00:47:36,887 --> 00:47:39,117 as long as I'm in the kitchen cooking... 844 00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:41,487 it doesn't matter where I am. 845 00:47:43,994 --> 00:47:46,963 It's a real specific kind of satisfaction, isn't it... 846 00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:48,224 cooking for people? 847 00:47:48,298 --> 00:47:51,597 I'm only a baker, but I put as much creativity and passion... 848 00:47:51,668 --> 00:47:54,728 into my cakes as a painter puts on a canvas. 849 00:47:55,505 --> 00:47:58,702 Granted, when all's said and done, all I've made is a cake. 850 00:47:58,775 --> 00:48:01,300 But then again, you can't eat the Mona Lisa. 851 00:48:01,778 --> 00:48:04,110 Waiting, the Passionate Baker. 852 00:48:04,448 --> 00:48:06,075 Dear Passionate Baker... 853 00:48:06,149 --> 00:48:08,310 creativity and passion, huh? 854 00:48:08,952 --> 00:48:11,682 I'm starting to figure out what makes you tick. 855 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,453 And as for the Mona Lisa... 856 00:48:15,525 --> 00:48:17,390 after a few thousand years... 857 00:48:17,461 --> 00:48:19,452 people are going to get tired of her smile. 858 00:48:19,529 --> 00:48:22,191 But a good fudge brownie is eternal. 859 00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:23,928 Dear Brooklyn Boy... 860 00:48:24,001 --> 00:48:26,435 I'm modest about some things, but not this. 861 00:48:26,503 --> 00:48:29,529 I make the best fudge brownies on the planet. 862 00:48:29,606 --> 00:48:31,096 Well, it just so happens... 863 00:48:31,174 --> 00:48:33,039 I make the best homemade ice cream. 864 00:48:33,110 --> 00:48:35,135 Ice cream and brownies. 865 00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:38,878 Now that's a good combo. That's all I'm looking for. 866 00:48:39,650 --> 00:48:41,311 My own good combo. 867 00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:43,553 Someone I can bring out the best in... 868 00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:46,145 and someone that brings out the best in me. 869 00:49:49,052 --> 00:49:50,542 How you doing? 870 00:49:51,221 --> 00:49:52,779 Surprise, surprise. 871 00:49:53,357 --> 00:49:56,258 Lenny, there's something I need to tell you. 872 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:58,552 We don't need words. 873 00:49:58,628 --> 00:50:02,291 I know what you're going to say. And I feel the exact same way. 874 00:50:02,699 --> 00:50:05,532 No, this is important for me to say. 875 00:50:07,037 --> 00:50:09,403 I met someone... "And his name is Lenny... 876 00:50:09,473 --> 00:50:11,998 "and he's rocking my world. " I know. 877 00:50:12,075 --> 00:50:14,908 And I know you're scared. I'm scared, too. 878 00:50:14,978 --> 00:50:18,311 But I also know if the world turned upside down... 879 00:50:18,382 --> 00:50:21,283 baby, I know you'd always be around my mind. 880 00:50:22,352 --> 00:50:24,013 The best of times. 881 00:50:24,521 --> 00:50:27,888 These are "the best of times. " 882 00:50:29,393 --> 00:50:31,623 I met someone else. 883 00:50:31,928 --> 00:50:33,020 What? 884 00:50:33,096 --> 00:50:36,065 I mean, I didn't meet someone, but I might. 885 00:50:36,133 --> 00:50:39,967 But the perfect man is standing right here, next to my cuddles. 886 00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:43,165 Lenny, I'm sorry. I really am. 887 00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:45,003 You are a great guy. 888 00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:48,341 I'm sorry this wasn't... 889 00:50:49,246 --> 00:50:52,340 "the best of times. " 890 00:51:10,033 --> 00:51:11,057 Hey. 891 00:51:11,134 --> 00:51:15,298 I'm in the middle of writing my mom an e-mail and she just logged on. 892 00:51:15,639 --> 00:51:18,164 IM her. Should I? 893 00:51:18,241 --> 00:51:21,267 Yeah, It will make Ben seem more real, won't it? 894 00:51:23,713 --> 00:51:25,078 Okay. 895 00:51:32,789 --> 00:51:34,916 Fancy running into you here. 896 00:51:38,995 --> 00:51:40,690 What time is it there? 897 00:51:46,503 --> 00:51:47,492 Late. 898 00:51:52,075 --> 00:51:53,372 I thought it would be morning. 899 00:51:56,146 --> 00:51:58,842 It is. Late morning. 900 00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:01,546 What are you doing? 901 00:52:05,689 --> 00:52:07,520 Just thinking. 902 00:52:09,259 --> 00:52:10,624 About what? 903 00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:14,423 You'd be bored. 904 00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:17,928 Try me. 905 00:52:18,001 --> 00:52:20,993 If I stop replying, you'll know I fell asleep. 906 00:52:29,112 --> 00:52:32,047 Well, I have kids. Have I mentioned that? 907 00:52:34,351 --> 00:52:36,410 No. That's great. 908 00:52:38,688 --> 00:52:41,589 Two daughters. Seven and sixteen. 909 00:52:43,927 --> 00:52:46,418 They're lucky to have you as a mom. 910 00:52:52,402 --> 00:52:55,769 You are the only person on earth who would say that. 911 00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:58,569 And it's just because you haven't met me. 912 00:52:59,409 --> 00:53:01,900 I've made so many mistakes. 913 00:53:03,113 --> 00:53:05,081 Everyone makes mistakes. 914 00:53:07,284 --> 00:53:11,277 Yeah, well, I make whoppers, over and over... 915 00:53:11,354 --> 00:53:13,618 and my kids are the ones who suffer. 916 00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:15,214 It's not fair. 917 00:53:18,094 --> 00:53:20,392 This wasn't the plan, you know. 918 00:53:21,131 --> 00:53:23,964 I had a big future in mind when I was younger. 919 00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:25,558 I was going to be a famous baker. 920 00:53:25,635 --> 00:53:28,160 Like Julia Child, but with desserts. 921 00:53:28,238 --> 00:53:30,297 I was going to go to a fancy cooking school. 922 00:53:30,373 --> 00:53:31,704 Write cookbooks. 923 00:53:31,775 --> 00:53:34,608 Make people fall in love with baking again. 924 00:53:34,811 --> 00:53:37,143 I had all the applications, too. 925 00:53:42,118 --> 00:53:45,884 I was in the middle of filling them out when I learned I was pregnant. 926 00:53:45,956 --> 00:53:48,083 I thought it was good news. 927 00:53:48,158 --> 00:53:51,525 A baby fit into my happily-ever-after plan just fine. 928 00:53:51,995 --> 00:53:54,395 But it didn't fit into the guy's. 929 00:53:54,731 --> 00:53:57,894 Or maybe it was me that didn't fit. 930 00:53:58,501 --> 00:54:01,129 Whichever. I was on my own. 931 00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:06,907 So you had your kid instead of fulfilling your dream. 932 00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:12,070 I guess I did. 933 00:54:17,821 --> 00:54:21,985 If you had to do it all over, would you have gone to school instead? 934 00:54:25,462 --> 00:54:28,989 Life definitely would have been easier if I'd done that. 935 00:54:29,566 --> 00:54:31,295 Gotten my act together first. 936 00:54:31,368 --> 00:54:34,963 Had kids later. But those kids... 937 00:54:36,539 --> 00:54:38,564 wouldn't be Holly and Zoe. 938 00:54:40,510 --> 00:54:44,844 And life without Holly and Zoe, I can't even imagine it. 939 00:54:46,383 --> 00:54:48,374 It's just no life at all. 940 00:55:32,696 --> 00:55:33,993 Special message... 941 00:55:34,064 --> 00:55:37,522 to all you bloggers out there being raised by single moms. 942 00:55:37,767 --> 00:55:39,735 Give the old lady a break. 943 00:55:39,803 --> 00:55:42,033 She's doing the best she can. 944 00:55:52,882 --> 00:55:53,940 Yeah. 945 00:55:54,017 --> 00:55:55,382 Okay, one cherry cake. 946 00:55:55,452 --> 00:55:57,443 Yeah, that would be great. 947 00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,216 $12.99. Thanks. 948 00:56:00,290 --> 00:56:01,985 Thank you. Bye. 949 00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:10,128 Can I help you? 950 00:56:12,135 --> 00:56:13,932 Attention, shoppers. 951 00:56:14,304 --> 00:56:15,896 Need a little pick-me-up? 952 00:56:15,972 --> 00:56:18,236 Why don't you head on over to our coffee corner... 953 00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:22,972 and pick yourself up a half-caf caramel macchiato? 954 00:56:23,847 --> 00:56:26,611 But remember, coffee can be hot. 955 00:56:28,885 --> 00:56:32,343 It can have an intensity like you've never felt before. 956 00:56:32,489 --> 00:56:34,684 Searing deep into your flesh. 957 00:56:34,758 --> 00:56:35,952 Is he joking? 958 00:56:36,025 --> 00:56:38,823 Your tender, vulnerable... 959 00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:42,061 so-easily-hurt flesh. 960 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:48,534 So be sure to ask for a protective sleeve when you pick up your coffee. 961 00:56:48,638 --> 00:56:51,835 Maybe ask for another one to slip over your heart. 962 00:56:54,978 --> 00:56:56,309 Thank you. 963 00:57:03,353 --> 00:57:05,821 And I bought these butterfly clips so that you can use it... 964 00:57:05,889 --> 00:57:07,857 and clip the braids back. But don't pull. 965 00:57:07,924 --> 00:57:09,323 Okay. It hurts. 966 00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:13,021 Okay, I'm taking Zoe to her play date, then I'm going to Gloria's shower. 967 00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:14,495 Don't burn the place down. 968 00:57:14,564 --> 00:57:15,963 Wow. Look at you. 969 00:57:16,332 --> 00:57:17,731 Where they having it, at the Ritz? 970 00:57:17,801 --> 00:57:18,961 Close to it. 971 00:57:19,035 --> 00:57:21,526 Some whoop-de-do spot named the River Bistro. 972 00:57:21,604 --> 00:57:22,969 No! Ow! 973 00:57:24,574 --> 00:57:26,769 Isn't that way over everybody's budget? 974 00:57:26,843 --> 00:57:30,108 Yeah, but Gloria's cousin's wife works with their dairy guy... 975 00:57:30,180 --> 00:57:32,011 and he got her a deal on the party room. 976 00:57:32,081 --> 00:57:34,015 I heard the food's really bad there. 977 00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:37,780 Everyone who eats there gets really sick. Vomiting for days. 978 00:57:39,189 --> 00:57:42,215 I'll take my chances. Let's go, sweetie. 979 00:57:44,894 --> 00:57:46,725 Where is he? I don't know. 980 00:57:46,796 --> 00:57:48,821 Maybe the restaurant. Maybe home. 981 00:57:48,898 --> 00:57:51,423 Okay, you go to the restaurant. I'm going to go to his place. 982 00:57:51,501 --> 00:57:54,493 If I see him, I'll stall him. Now, what's his address? 983 00:57:56,105 --> 00:57:58,471 "To begin again in Egypt. " 984 00:58:01,845 --> 00:58:03,210 Seven letters. 985 00:58:03,279 --> 00:58:05,907 Oh, The Times thinks they're so clever. 986 00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:15,418 Hello? Hey, thank God you're here. 987 00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:20,190 Who is this? It's Holly. 988 00:58:20,763 --> 00:58:23,197 Who? Amy's friend, Holly. 989 00:58:24,133 --> 00:58:27,330 Oh, Holly. Yeah, well, Amy's not here. 990 00:58:27,403 --> 00:58:29,803 I know. I came to see you, actually. 991 00:58:29,873 --> 00:58:31,841 It's something really important. 992 00:58:31,908 --> 00:58:35,537 Okay. I'll buzz you in. 993 00:58:35,612 --> 00:58:37,546 The door's open up here. 994 00:58:40,783 --> 00:58:44,446 Hi. Hey, straight ahead. 995 00:58:49,826 --> 00:58:51,817 Hey. Hi. 996 00:58:53,796 --> 00:58:54,956 Wow! 997 00:58:55,732 --> 00:58:57,359 This is the most amazing kitchen... 998 00:58:57,433 --> 00:58:59,333 I've ever seen in my whole entire life. 999 00:58:59,402 --> 00:59:01,131 Really? Yeah. 1000 00:59:01,204 --> 00:59:02,398 Thanks. 1001 00:59:03,306 --> 00:59:06,275 I know someone that would just kill for this kitchen. 1002 00:59:07,911 --> 00:59:10,539 I bet Amber likes it a lot, huh? Amber? 1003 00:59:10,647 --> 00:59:13,582 Well, she's got her finger on everything I do... 1004 00:59:13,650 --> 00:59:16,050 but not this kitchen. 1005 00:59:19,956 --> 00:59:21,947 How about you have a seat and I'll get you a soda? 1006 00:59:22,025 --> 00:59:23,788 Is that okay? Okay. 1007 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:40,008 You do The Times crossword in pen? 1008 00:59:40,143 --> 00:59:42,168 Yeah. Is that a bad thing? 1009 00:59:44,647 --> 00:59:46,706 How do you feel about the moon? 1010 00:59:46,783 --> 00:59:47,772 Excuse me? 1011 00:59:47,850 --> 00:59:49,977 Do you think that it's a little piece of magic... 1012 00:59:50,053 --> 00:59:52,419 that comes out every night, even when times get hard... 1013 00:59:52,488 --> 00:59:55,616 to remind you that every day holds potential for beauty? 1014 00:59:57,126 --> 01:00:00,493 What has Amy told you about me? Nothing. 1015 01:00:00,563 --> 01:00:02,656 She just said that you were really smart. 1016 01:00:02,732 --> 01:00:04,723 And I'm new to town. 1017 01:00:04,801 --> 01:00:06,462 It's a new school. 1018 01:00:06,736 --> 01:00:09,705 I don't really have a dad to turn to for advice, either. 1019 01:00:09,772 --> 01:00:12,002 So thought I'd ask you. 1020 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:18,376 Well, all right. I guess I can try to help. 1021 01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:20,973 I'm not really a, you know... 1022 01:00:21,985 --> 01:00:23,953 What did you want to know? 1023 01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:25,112 It's nothing. 1024 01:00:25,188 --> 01:00:28,749 It's just, I'm going through my teenage years. 1025 01:00:28,825 --> 01:00:30,122 And that's confusing. 1026 01:00:30,193 --> 01:00:33,594 I'm confused about who I am and what my purpose is in life. 1027 01:00:33,663 --> 01:00:35,221 What college I should go to. 1028 01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:36,822 If I should even go to college. 1029 01:00:36,899 --> 01:00:39,595 I'm trying to resist peer pressure to do all sorts of things... 1030 01:00:39,669 --> 01:00:43,161 that I know that I shouldn't do, but some of them I kind of want to do. 1031 01:00:43,239 --> 01:00:44,331 If you know what I mean. 1032 01:00:44,407 --> 01:00:46,932 I'm considering getting my nose pierced and my belly button... 1033 01:00:47,010 --> 01:00:48,307 and nine other parts of my body. 1034 01:00:48,378 --> 01:00:50,608 But my mom said she would totally kill me if I did that... 1035 01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,944 so now I'm just thinking about getting a tattoo on my back. 1036 01:00:53,016 --> 01:00:54,916 But it wouldn't be really considered my back... 1037 01:00:54,984 --> 01:00:57,316 because it would be so low that you wouldn't be able to see it. 1038 01:00:57,387 --> 01:01:01,255 Unless I wore my jeans low enough. I'm really confused. 1039 01:01:11,234 --> 01:01:12,326 Where? 1040 01:01:15,905 --> 01:01:17,395 Yeah? Ben. 1041 01:01:17,473 --> 01:01:19,304 Yeah? We got big problems down here. 1042 01:01:19,375 --> 01:01:21,343 Huge, massive. What? 1043 01:01:21,411 --> 01:01:24,471 The pilot light on that big thing that cooks the food? It's out again. 1044 01:01:24,914 --> 01:01:28,577 No, it can't be broken. I just bought it two months ago. 1045 01:01:28,751 --> 01:01:33,381 Ben, I am telling you, the only gas I'm smelling is coming from Pablo. 1046 01:01:33,856 --> 01:01:34,982 Okay. 1047 01:01:35,391 --> 01:01:38,485 Calm down. I'm coming right now. Goodbye. 1048 01:01:39,495 --> 01:01:43,226 Holly, I got a problem at the restaurant, so I have to go. 1049 01:01:43,299 --> 01:01:46,291 No, you can't! Why not? 1050 01:01:47,403 --> 01:01:51,567 I mean, can I come? Yeah, why not? Come on. 1051 01:01:54,143 --> 01:01:56,634 I've got to go to the bathroom really bad. 1052 01:01:56,713 --> 01:01:57,873 Yeah, well, go. 1053 01:01:57,947 --> 01:01:59,812 There's the bathroom there, but hurry up. 1054 01:01:59,882 --> 01:02:01,281 Right there through that door. 1055 01:02:01,784 --> 01:02:03,251 I love this. 1056 01:02:05,488 --> 01:02:07,285 You have got to be kidding me. 1057 01:02:07,356 --> 01:02:09,586 This isn't going to cover anything. 1058 01:02:09,659 --> 01:02:11,058 That's exactly the point. 1059 01:02:15,064 --> 01:02:16,656 Houston, we have a problem. 1060 01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:19,466 What kind? The very, very bad kind. 1061 01:02:19,535 --> 01:02:21,127 He's on his way to the restaurant now. 1062 01:02:21,771 --> 01:02:23,830 Oh, my God! What do we do? 1063 01:02:23,906 --> 01:02:26,568 Create a distraction. A really, really big one. 1064 01:02:27,009 --> 01:02:29,068 I'll see you there. Bye. 1065 01:02:38,554 --> 01:02:41,216 Do we have to take a cab? I hate cabs. 1066 01:02:41,290 --> 01:02:43,349 Maybe we should walk. What are you, crazy? 1067 01:02:43,426 --> 01:02:46,589 We're going to the River Bistro. I get carsick. 1068 01:02:56,372 --> 01:02:57,669 Boys! 1069 01:03:04,313 --> 01:03:06,907 Come on, get your free beer. 1070 01:03:07,650 --> 01:03:09,117 Free beer! 1071 01:03:16,359 --> 01:03:18,486 Bring on the beer. 1072 01:03:18,995 --> 01:03:20,860 Yeah, bring on the Beer. 1073 01:03:22,498 --> 01:03:25,558 Look, it's time for your break. Bye-bye. 1074 01:03:26,068 --> 01:03:29,731 Hi! How are you? Good. 1075 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:31,774 Some sort of Village People convention in town? 1076 01:03:31,841 --> 01:03:34,002 We saw the sign outside and we want the free beer. 1077 01:03:34,076 --> 01:03:38,775 Free beer? Why would I give you... I'd give you free beer. 1078 01:03:38,848 --> 01:03:40,213 You look absolutely parched. 1079 01:03:44,053 --> 01:03:45,816 Thanks a lot, my friend. 1080 01:03:52,895 --> 01:03:54,795 I think I'm going to need another mimosa... 1081 01:03:54,864 --> 01:03:56,229 to open the rest of these gifts. 1082 01:03:56,299 --> 01:03:58,062 I'll get the waiter. 1083 01:04:01,103 --> 01:04:02,161 Lance! 1084 01:04:02,238 --> 01:04:04,365 Hi, Mom. What are you doing here? 1085 01:04:04,907 --> 01:04:06,169 I just, I miss you. 1086 01:04:06,242 --> 01:04:07,903 Free... Lance! 1087 01:04:07,977 --> 01:04:10,343 What is this? What, nothing. 1088 01:04:10,413 --> 01:04:12,244 Is this your idea? No. 1089 01:04:12,315 --> 01:04:13,612 No, I would never do... 1090 01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:16,618 Well, actually I would do that, but I didn't do it. 1091 01:04:16,686 --> 01:04:19,154 Why didn't I? The sign says free beer. 1092 01:04:19,222 --> 01:04:20,712 We want our free beer. Yeah. 1093 01:04:20,790 --> 01:04:23,657 J-E-T-S! Jets! 1094 01:04:24,460 --> 01:04:25,825 What's that? 1095 01:04:26,495 --> 01:04:28,156 Look! What a neat gift! 1096 01:04:30,366 --> 01:04:31,731 I feel like a queen. 1097 01:04:33,069 --> 01:04:37,699 Fellows, we're not a sports bar, but one free beer on the house... 1098 01:04:37,773 --> 01:04:40,970 but that's it. Free beer! 1099 01:04:43,312 --> 01:04:44,870 You're a Jets fan, right? 1100 01:04:44,947 --> 01:04:48,110 Oh my God, hello! I live for West Side Story. 1101 01:04:48,184 --> 01:04:50,778 Pablo, what happened? I don't know. 1102 01:04:51,354 --> 01:04:53,254 Now, these are brand new stoves. 1103 01:04:53,322 --> 01:04:55,085 What about the pizza oven? Try it. 1104 01:04:55,157 --> 01:04:56,681 Okay, I am getting the waiter. 1105 01:04:56,759 --> 01:04:58,249 Does anyone want anything besides mimosas? 1106 01:04:58,327 --> 01:05:00,352 That's working. It's got to be the gas line, right? 1107 01:05:00,429 --> 01:05:02,522 Champagne. White wine. 1108 01:05:02,598 --> 01:05:04,793 What happened? It's not lighting? 1109 01:05:04,867 --> 01:05:06,994 What are you doing? Sorry. 1110 01:05:07,069 --> 01:05:09,503 Mom! I'm going to get the waiter. 1111 01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:11,699 Why don't you sit here and enjoy your lunch? 1112 01:05:11,774 --> 01:05:14,174 Pablo, keep working on it. I got to call. 1113 01:05:14,243 --> 01:05:15,870 Waiter! Excuse me. 1114 01:05:15,945 --> 01:05:17,503 I'm calling from the River Bistro. 1115 01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:19,377 We have a problem here. I need someone right away. 1116 01:05:19,448 --> 01:05:21,882 This isn't working. I know, what do we do? 1117 01:05:21,951 --> 01:05:23,145 Think. 1118 01:05:25,354 --> 01:05:26,651 Go stall. 1119 01:05:33,663 --> 01:05:34,857 Put this on here. 1120 01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:37,627 It's so much more fun if you accessorize with color. Lance. 1121 01:05:39,568 --> 01:05:41,832 Please, please forgive me. 1122 01:05:54,817 --> 01:05:57,718 I don't know. I got to make sure that... 1123 01:05:58,254 --> 01:06:01,087 Front door, everyone. 1124 01:06:01,557 --> 01:06:04,048 Floor's wet. Be careful, don't run. 1125 01:06:04,593 --> 01:06:07,790 Don't panic. Front door. Don't panic. 1126 01:06:09,498 --> 01:06:11,523 Everybody out the front door. 1127 01:06:12,335 --> 01:06:15,031 Where's Holly? Holly? 1128 01:06:36,058 --> 01:06:38,822 We may be in big trouble, but that rocked! 1129 01:06:38,894 --> 01:06:41,055 I swear the CIA should hire us. 1130 01:06:41,130 --> 01:06:43,064 Nobody saw anybody. 1131 01:06:43,766 --> 01:06:46,257 I mean, are we great, or what? 1132 01:06:47,937 --> 01:06:50,565 Your uncle does crossword puzzles in pen. 1133 01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:52,099 What? 1134 01:06:52,942 --> 01:06:56,673 And his kitchen is, it's perfect. 1135 01:06:56,979 --> 01:06:58,173 So? 1136 01:06:58,347 --> 01:07:00,815 You know even though he didn't say it out loud... 1137 01:07:00,883 --> 01:07:03,909 I know that he knows that the moon isn't just a rock. 1138 01:07:06,822 --> 01:07:08,255 What are you talking about? 1139 01:07:08,324 --> 01:07:10,849 There is such a thing as the perfect man. 1140 01:07:11,427 --> 01:07:13,691 And I know exactly who it is for my mom. 1141 01:07:13,763 --> 01:07:15,754 Who? Your Uncle Ben. 1142 01:07:15,831 --> 01:07:16,957 What? 1143 01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:20,594 And now because of my stupid scheme, they can never meet. 1144 01:07:22,671 --> 01:07:24,400 I'm so beyond lost. 1145 01:07:25,074 --> 01:07:26,200 You were right. 1146 01:07:26,275 --> 01:07:28,368 I should have never bought that orchid. 1147 01:07:28,444 --> 01:07:30,810 The whole thing was just a huge mistake. 1148 01:07:38,020 --> 01:07:39,044 Hey. 1149 01:07:39,121 --> 01:07:41,646 I need to ask you a huge favor. 1150 01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:42,884 Hi to you, too. 1151 01:07:42,958 --> 01:07:45,188 I need you to break up with my mom for me. 1152 01:07:45,261 --> 01:07:47,229 When did I start dating her? 1153 01:07:47,296 --> 01:07:49,628 Not as you. As the perfect man, Ben. 1154 01:07:50,866 --> 01:07:52,197 No way. 1155 01:07:52,968 --> 01:07:54,526 Come on. Please. 1156 01:07:55,404 --> 01:07:59,170 Just call her at 7:00, put on a deep voice and tell her it's over. 1157 01:07:59,241 --> 01:08:00,640 What's my reason? 1158 01:08:00,709 --> 01:08:03,507 Men never have reasons. They just split. 1159 01:08:04,346 --> 01:08:06,940 Why can't you just break up over e-mail? 1160 01:08:07,016 --> 01:08:08,813 Because that's too cold. 1161 01:08:08,884 --> 01:08:10,875 Besides, I want her to hear his voice. 1162 01:08:10,953 --> 01:08:12,443 Yeah, but it wouldn't be his voice. 1163 01:08:12,521 --> 01:08:15,422 It would be mine, what with him not existing and all. 1164 01:08:15,491 --> 01:08:18,483 Come on, you know what I mean. Please, Adam. 1165 01:08:18,561 --> 01:08:20,927 If I tell her that this was all fake, she'll be crushed. 1166 01:08:20,996 --> 01:08:22,395 And she'll never forgive me. 1167 01:08:22,465 --> 01:08:25,400 But if he just dumps her, that she's used to. 1168 01:08:38,047 --> 01:08:39,105 Hello? 1169 01:08:39,181 --> 01:08:42,412 There's no way I'm doing this. May I ask who's calling? 1170 01:08:42,485 --> 01:08:44,749 Holly, can we just talk about it? Sure. 1171 01:08:44,820 --> 01:08:48,119 Mom, it's for you. No, no, it's not funny. 1172 01:08:48,190 --> 01:08:50,624 Hello. Hi! 1173 01:08:52,728 --> 01:08:55,697 This is Ben calling. 1174 01:08:55,764 --> 01:09:00,133 Ben? As in "Ben" Ben? 1175 01:09:02,204 --> 01:09:04,138 I don't know. 1176 01:09:04,206 --> 01:09:08,267 How many Bens do you know? None. 1177 01:09:08,344 --> 01:09:10,312 I mean, one. I know you. 1178 01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:14,043 Wow. 1179 01:09:14,950 --> 01:09:17,077 How is China? 1180 01:09:17,953 --> 01:09:18,942 China. 1181 01:09:19,355 --> 01:09:23,018 It's very Chinese. 1182 01:09:25,728 --> 01:09:28,128 Lots of Chinese people. 1183 01:09:28,464 --> 01:09:29,726 Chinese food. 1184 01:09:30,900 --> 01:09:32,367 You're funny. 1185 01:09:32,535 --> 01:09:34,230 And you're calling me... 1186 01:09:35,070 --> 01:09:37,061 from halfway around the world. 1187 01:09:37,773 --> 01:09:41,140 Yes, because there's something that I wanted to tell... 1188 01:09:42,244 --> 01:09:44,576 It's really good to finally hear your voice. 1189 01:09:45,247 --> 01:09:48,774 Wait. Are you crying? 1190 01:09:49,118 --> 01:09:50,312 No. 1191 01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:53,310 God, yes. 1192 01:09:53,923 --> 01:09:57,415 Yes, I am, but only because I'm happy. 1193 01:09:59,161 --> 01:10:00,594 You make me happy. 1194 01:10:02,331 --> 01:10:03,992 Know what I mean? 1195 01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:06,566 I guess. 1196 01:10:08,103 --> 01:10:10,594 Yeah, I do. 1197 01:10:11,941 --> 01:10:14,068 God, my whole life... 1198 01:10:14,677 --> 01:10:17,874 I mean, everything's been so messed up... 1199 01:10:19,415 --> 01:10:23,476 and I just started getting to know you, and I don't know, I just... 1200 01:10:24,687 --> 01:10:26,348 I started feeling just... 1201 01:10:27,990 --> 01:10:29,924 Clearer. Yes! 1202 01:10:30,526 --> 01:10:34,053 Yes. You know what I mean. Yeah, I do. 1203 01:10:34,463 --> 01:10:38,194 It's like all of the bad stuff that you went through... 1204 01:10:38,634 --> 01:10:40,864 that you hated along the way... 1205 01:10:40,936 --> 01:10:42,563 the people who disappointed you... 1206 01:10:42,638 --> 01:10:45,402 the things that didn't go the way you wanted. 1207 01:10:45,474 --> 01:10:49,706 Suddenly you feel grateful to them because they're the things... 1208 01:10:49,778 --> 01:10:52,542 that got you to here. To this. 1209 01:10:53,115 --> 01:10:55,743 Yes. Exactly. 1210 01:10:55,818 --> 01:10:59,379 I guess that's just what's it like when you, you know... 1211 01:10:59,455 --> 01:11:00,547 No. 1212 01:11:00,623 --> 01:11:01,749 What? 1213 01:11:02,424 --> 01:11:06,383 Really like someone. 1214 01:11:09,798 --> 01:11:11,356 So, you like me? 1215 01:11:13,535 --> 01:11:15,127 Yeah. Yeah. 1216 01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:18,832 I do. I mean I might even... 1217 01:11:24,179 --> 01:11:27,012 You might even what? 1218 01:11:30,552 --> 01:11:33,612 Give me a ride, horsey! No. Not now, Zoe. 1219 01:11:34,723 --> 01:11:36,156 I might even... 1220 01:11:37,326 --> 01:11:38,486 Holly! 1221 01:11:38,994 --> 01:11:39,961 Love you. 1222 01:11:40,763 --> 01:11:41,855 Hello? 1223 01:11:42,798 --> 01:11:43,765 Hello? 1224 01:11:51,607 --> 01:11:52,596 Hey! 1225 01:11:53,375 --> 01:11:55,002 What were you thinking? 1226 01:11:55,077 --> 01:11:57,477 That isn't even close to what I asked you to do. 1227 01:11:57,546 --> 01:11:59,639 I got distracted. 1228 01:11:59,715 --> 01:12:01,842 By what? A lobotomy? 1229 01:12:01,917 --> 01:12:04,784 Because short of that, short of you telling me that somebody came... 1230 01:12:04,853 --> 01:12:08,016 and actually removed your brain, I can't even begin to... 1231 01:12:11,460 --> 01:12:12,722 By you. 1232 01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:15,756 I was distracted by you. 1233 01:12:34,783 --> 01:12:36,410 Hey, Mom? Yeah? 1234 01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:40,554 Do you remember when we first got here... 1235 01:12:41,924 --> 01:12:43,892 and you were feeling so lousy? 1236 01:12:44,259 --> 01:12:45,988 What about it? 1237 01:12:46,495 --> 01:12:48,793 Well, the thing is... 1238 01:12:48,864 --> 01:12:51,833 I just hated seeing you like that. And... 1239 01:13:17,626 --> 01:13:18,718 Will you shut up? 1240 01:13:18,794 --> 01:13:19,886 No way. 1241 01:13:25,601 --> 01:13:26,829 I'm sorry. 1242 01:13:32,608 --> 01:13:33,973 Rock out, buddy! 1243 01:14:10,045 --> 01:14:11,205 What are you... 1244 01:14:17,152 --> 01:14:20,883 Encore! Sweet! Very good. 1245 01:14:22,658 --> 01:14:24,523 Hey, take it easy. 1246 01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:26,116 Marry me? 1247 01:14:26,195 --> 01:14:26,991 Marry him! 1248 01:14:38,807 --> 01:14:40,604 Oh, God, please tell me that you didn't say yes. 1249 01:14:40,676 --> 01:14:43,873 Please tell me that you said no. I said I'd think about it. 1250 01:14:43,946 --> 01:14:46,506 What? What is there to think about? 1251 01:14:48,383 --> 01:14:50,374 Is there even a jewel in there? 1252 01:14:51,753 --> 01:14:54,620 Lenny is not your soul mate. Ben is. 1253 01:14:54,957 --> 01:14:57,357 Ben is in China. Maybe. 1254 01:14:57,426 --> 01:14:59,291 I mean, who really knows? 1255 01:14:59,461 --> 01:15:02,453 The only thing I know for sure about Ben is he is a beautiful idea. 1256 01:15:02,531 --> 01:15:05,466 But you can't grow old with a beautiful idea. 1257 01:15:07,135 --> 01:15:08,864 Why are you so desperate? 1258 01:15:09,505 --> 01:15:13,134 Oh, Holly, it is so easy for you to judge. 1259 01:15:14,009 --> 01:15:16,307 You haven't had to go through life alone with kids. 1260 01:15:16,378 --> 01:15:18,107 Nobody to turn to for help. 1261 01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:20,341 I'm not complaining. I made my bed. 1262 01:15:20,616 --> 01:15:24,518 But I have been slugging it out alone for a heck of a long time. 1263 01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:28,422 You two girls are the best thing that's ever happened to me. 1264 01:15:28,490 --> 01:15:31,288 In the blink of an eye, you'll be grown and gone. 1265 01:15:31,627 --> 01:15:35,563 And Lenny's a sweet guy. Maybe he'll be different than the others. 1266 01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:39,258 I don't want to wind up alone. 1267 01:16:01,590 --> 01:16:03,820 Do not unlock that door till I get back. 1268 01:16:24,446 --> 01:16:25,640 Hello. 1269 01:16:27,482 --> 01:16:30,508 Hi, I'm calling for Miss Jean Hamilton. 1270 01:16:31,019 --> 01:16:32,509 Yes, this is Jean. 1271 01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:35,056 This is Ben's secretary. Ben's coming back into New York... 1272 01:16:35,123 --> 01:16:36,988 and he would like to see you. 1273 01:16:37,559 --> 01:16:39,789 Really? How's tomorrow afternoon... 1274 01:16:39,861 --> 01:16:41,886 under the Brooklyn Bridge sound? 1275 01:16:44,666 --> 01:16:46,998 Excellent. 4:00. He'll see you then. 1276 01:17:26,074 --> 01:17:29,237 Where's Ben? I need to talk to him. It's an emergency. 1277 01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:31,108 Oh, Too late, little lady. He's already gone. 1278 01:17:31,179 --> 01:17:33,807 Where? The almighty wedding. 1279 01:17:33,882 --> 01:17:35,577 Wedding? What wedding? 1280 01:17:35,984 --> 01:17:37,884 Well, Amber and... Amber? 1281 01:17:37,953 --> 01:17:38,942 Amber? 1282 01:17:39,021 --> 01:17:41,046 I know. He didn't really want to do it... 1283 01:17:41,123 --> 01:17:42,351 but she's hard to say no to. 1284 01:17:42,424 --> 01:17:43,652 Where is it? 1285 01:17:43,859 --> 01:17:45,827 Liberty Grand Hotel. Thanks. 1286 01:17:46,561 --> 01:17:48,586 So not a party without me. 1287 01:17:49,898 --> 01:17:51,126 Whatever. 1288 01:18:09,151 --> 01:18:10,311 Sorry, guys. 1289 01:18:11,553 --> 01:18:14,283 We are gathered here in the sight of God... 1290 01:18:14,856 --> 01:18:16,983 and in the face of this company... 1291 01:18:17,092 --> 01:18:20,323 to join together this man and this woman... 1292 01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:25,966 If anyone present... 1293 01:18:26,034 --> 01:18:30,198 knows a reason why these two should not be lawfully wedded... 1294 01:18:31,173 --> 01:18:34,734 speak now or forever hold your peace. 1295 01:18:34,943 --> 01:18:36,205 He can't marry her! 1296 01:18:45,921 --> 01:18:48,412 What are you doing? You can't come in here. 1297 01:18:49,357 --> 01:18:51,052 He's got to marry my mom. 1298 01:18:52,227 --> 01:18:54,923 You might not even know it yet, but you will once you read these. 1299 01:18:54,996 --> 01:18:55,928 Holly. 1300 01:18:55,997 --> 01:18:59,125 It's pages and pages of proof that you guys are soul mates... 1301 01:18:59,201 --> 01:19:02,295 and right now she's waiting to meet you under the Brooklyn Bridge. 1302 01:19:02,370 --> 01:19:06,170 And when you do, you'll know that you guys are perfect for each other. 1303 01:19:07,275 --> 01:19:09,743 You guys both do the crosswords in pen... 1304 01:19:09,811 --> 01:19:12,837 and know what a kitchen should feel like and what the moon really is. 1305 01:19:12,914 --> 01:19:17,180 And without even meeting her, you picked out her favorite song. 1306 01:19:18,887 --> 01:19:21,947 And it's made her happier than she's ever been. And... 1307 01:19:44,012 --> 01:19:45,707 You know what, you guys? 1308 01:19:45,881 --> 01:19:48,406 I'm looking for the Silverman wedding. 1309 01:19:48,750 --> 01:19:51,776 Sorry. Carry on. My bad. 1310 01:19:53,121 --> 01:19:54,611 David, I'm so sorry. 1311 01:19:54,689 --> 01:19:56,213 Son, are you all right? 1312 01:19:56,291 --> 01:19:57,656 Holly! 1313 01:20:00,896 --> 01:20:03,262 I'm sorry. I made a mistake, okay? 1314 01:20:03,899 --> 01:20:06,129 Well, that's just the understatement of the year. 1315 01:20:06,201 --> 01:20:07,498 What are you thinking? 1316 01:20:07,569 --> 01:20:09,434 I thought you were the one marrying Amber. 1317 01:20:09,504 --> 01:20:11,369 Me? Lance said... 1318 01:20:11,439 --> 01:20:12,906 No! Amber's one of my dearest friends. 1319 01:20:12,974 --> 01:20:14,965 I'm catering her wedding. 1320 01:20:15,510 --> 01:20:17,137 What's left of it. 1321 01:20:18,747 --> 01:20:20,874 What are you doing? Read these. 1322 01:20:20,949 --> 01:20:22,940 No, that's not an answer. Yes, it is. 1323 01:20:23,018 --> 01:20:25,987 If you'd just read these e-mails, you'll see. 1324 01:20:26,588 --> 01:20:28,988 There's someone that you need to meet. 1325 01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:54,282 Hi, Mom. What are you doing here? 1326 01:20:55,784 --> 01:20:58,480 I didn't want you to think you'd been stood up. 1327 01:20:59,154 --> 01:21:01,452 He's not coming. What? 1328 01:21:02,023 --> 01:21:04,856 How do you know? How did you even know I was here? 1329 01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:06,427 I know, because... 1330 01:21:07,095 --> 01:21:08,357 Because? 1331 01:21:09,931 --> 01:21:11,523 Because I made him up. 1332 01:21:12,434 --> 01:21:13,423 What? 1333 01:21:13,501 --> 01:21:16,766 The flowers and the letters and the e-mails and everything. 1334 01:21:22,077 --> 01:21:24,602 The phone call? A friend of mine did that. 1335 01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:29,248 But it wasn't all made up. There was a man. There is. 1336 01:21:29,584 --> 01:21:31,245 Most of what I wrote came from him. 1337 01:21:31,319 --> 01:21:33,219 So there's a man out there laughing at me, too? 1338 01:21:33,288 --> 01:21:34,983 No! He doesn't know. He thought... 1339 01:21:35,056 --> 01:21:37,081 How could you be so cruel? 1340 01:21:39,327 --> 01:21:41,454 I wasn't trying to be cruel. 1341 01:21:42,564 --> 01:21:44,555 I was trying to make you happy. 1342 01:21:45,100 --> 01:21:47,591 Well, you have a lot to learn about happiness. 1343 01:21:47,669 --> 01:21:49,660 You haven't exactly showed me a road map, Mom. 1344 01:21:49,738 --> 01:21:53,196 Oh, so this is my fault. I brought this humiliation on myself. 1345 01:21:53,275 --> 01:21:55,402 What? Because we moved around a little bit? 1346 01:21:55,477 --> 01:21:57,570 A little? Whatever. A lot. 1347 01:21:57,646 --> 01:21:59,011 You never seemed to mind. 1348 01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:03,141 Yes, I did. You just never heard any of it if it wasn't about you. 1349 01:22:03,685 --> 01:22:06,347 That is not true. I hear everything you say to me. 1350 01:22:06,421 --> 01:22:08,685 You hear, but you don't listen. 1351 01:22:08,957 --> 01:22:11,152 You never listen to anything I want. 1352 01:22:13,061 --> 01:22:15,757 All right, fine. What do you want? 1353 01:22:17,399 --> 01:22:21,233 I want a mom that sees in herself what Zoe and I see every day. 1354 01:22:22,170 --> 01:22:26,539 That's talented and pretty and funny... 1355 01:22:27,375 --> 01:22:29,104 and cooks great and dances great... 1356 01:22:29,177 --> 01:22:31,975 and doesn't need a man to be those things. 1357 01:22:32,580 --> 01:22:35,105 Okay, so maybe the perfect man wasn't real. 1358 01:22:36,217 --> 01:22:38,117 But the perfect you is. 1359 01:23:02,610 --> 01:23:06,410 S-I-L-E-N-C-E. 1360 01:23:20,695 --> 01:23:21,719 Hi. 1361 01:23:23,498 --> 01:23:24,487 Hi. 1362 01:23:25,533 --> 01:23:27,728 I'm sorry that I didn't call you back. 1363 01:23:27,802 --> 01:23:30,430 I've been really busy. I drew you something. 1364 01:23:35,243 --> 01:23:36,642 "Princess Holly. " 1365 01:23:36,711 --> 01:23:38,804 Well, a side of her anyway. 1366 01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:41,747 I realized she doesn't need an army to protect her. 1367 01:23:43,218 --> 01:23:46,813 You don't let anybody close enough to hurt you in the first place. 1368 01:23:50,225 --> 01:23:52,284 Wait. Holly! 1369 01:24:02,604 --> 01:24:04,834 I want to move. What? 1370 01:24:04,906 --> 01:24:06,396 I hate this place. 1371 01:24:06,474 --> 01:24:08,635 I'm over it, and I want to move now. 1372 01:24:09,711 --> 01:24:12,271 We've moved more times for you than I can even count. 1373 01:24:12,347 --> 01:24:15,111 And just this once, I want to move for me. 1374 01:24:57,392 --> 01:25:01,021 Hi. Hi, I'm Adam. Holly's friend. 1375 01:25:01,096 --> 01:25:02,529 Is she home? 1376 01:25:02,597 --> 01:25:04,792 No, she's out getting packing boxes. 1377 01:25:06,067 --> 01:25:07,227 Why? 1378 01:25:07,302 --> 01:25:09,998 We're moving. Arizona. Red Rocks. 1379 01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:14,267 You want her to call? 1380 01:25:14,375 --> 01:25:15,569 No. 1381 01:25:18,780 --> 01:25:20,247 Thank you. 1382 01:25:21,049 --> 01:25:23,574 Could you give this to her? 1383 01:25:23,685 --> 01:25:24,811 Sure. 1384 01:25:24,886 --> 01:25:28,219 And tell her she only saw one side of the drawing. 1385 01:26:32,887 --> 01:26:35,583 I was inspired. 1386 01:26:41,796 --> 01:26:42,820 I miss you. 1387 01:26:43,798 --> 01:26:45,663 Why did you bug out on me? 1388 01:27:02,350 --> 01:27:03,874 Newsflash. 1389 01:27:04,752 --> 01:27:06,014 Everyone's scared. 1390 01:27:06,154 --> 01:27:09,248 That's no reason to run away. 1391 01:27:15,096 --> 01:27:16,927 It's what my mom does. 1392 01:27:20,268 --> 01:27:23,328 And you want to end up like your mom? 1393 01:27:24,205 --> 01:27:25,570 Some role model. 1394 01:27:41,022 --> 01:27:44,685 I heard once that... 1395 01:27:46,294 --> 01:27:49,286 love is friendship on fire. 1396 01:27:51,132 --> 01:27:52,963 That's how I feel about you. 1397 01:27:55,770 --> 01:27:57,499 Do you really have to go? 1398 01:28:50,992 --> 01:28:54,120 Holly, guess what? I get to be in a spelling bee. 1399 01:28:55,830 --> 01:28:57,263 C-O-O-L. 1400 01:28:57,332 --> 01:28:59,323 What are you doing? Unpacking. 1401 01:28:59,567 --> 01:29:01,057 Yeah, but why? 1402 01:29:01,302 --> 01:29:04,430 I thought that we all agreed that it was time for a new adventure. 1403 01:29:04,505 --> 01:29:08,032 This is our new adventure. Staying is our new adventure. 1404 01:29:08,242 --> 01:29:09,470 What? 1405 01:29:10,211 --> 01:29:13,044 Why can't you ever do anything that I want? 1406 01:29:21,089 --> 01:29:22,852 I want to be alone. 1407 01:29:23,391 --> 01:29:25,723 Nobody wants to be alone. I do. 1408 01:29:26,194 --> 01:29:29,721 Okay, I'm through with these people and I want new ones. 1409 01:29:33,568 --> 01:29:37,368 Unfortunately, honey pie, new people are only new for a day. 1410 01:29:38,139 --> 01:29:40,232 After that, they're just people. 1411 01:29:41,209 --> 01:29:44,440 Who will excite you, disappoint you... 1412 01:29:46,414 --> 01:29:48,041 scare you a little bit. 1413 01:29:49,484 --> 01:29:53,045 And, boy, I know how tempting it is to run away when that happens. 1414 01:29:53,721 --> 01:29:57,987 It's good for avoiding things. But the problem is you end up... 1415 01:29:59,594 --> 01:30:01,221 avoiding yourself. 1416 01:30:03,664 --> 01:30:05,791 Avoiding people you love. 1417 01:30:09,137 --> 01:30:11,196 You end up avoiding life. 1418 01:30:12,807 --> 01:30:17,335 So, I've decided to start setting an example for you girls. 1419 01:30:19,881 --> 01:30:23,942 I'm going to try showing you what sticking it out looks like. 1420 01:30:24,419 --> 01:30:26,387 Really get to know people. 1421 01:30:26,821 --> 01:30:28,755 And let people get to know us. 1422 01:30:29,123 --> 01:30:32,581 I don't promise to be any good at it, but I will try. 1423 01:30:33,828 --> 01:30:37,059 Because I want you and Zoe to be better at this than I am. 1424 01:30:38,533 --> 01:30:40,660 I want you to learn how to let people in. 1425 01:30:56,017 --> 01:30:59,453 He's a sweet boy. I think it would be worth it. 1426 01:31:00,455 --> 01:31:04,551 Turn it over. Everything always has two sides. 1427 01:31:44,265 --> 01:31:45,664 You want a bigger ring? 1428 01:31:46,501 --> 01:31:47,729 Combustible. 1429 01:31:49,036 --> 01:31:52,062 C-O-M-B... 1430 01:31:52,139 --> 01:31:54,539 U-S-T... 1431 01:31:55,009 --> 01:31:58,137 I-B-L-E. 1432 01:31:58,646 --> 01:31:59,806 Combustible. 1433 01:32:00,047 --> 01:32:01,605 That is correct. 1434 01:32:09,423 --> 01:32:10,412 J! 1435 01:32:10,491 --> 01:32:11,480 E! 1436 01:32:11,559 --> 01:32:12,548 T! 1437 01:32:12,627 --> 01:32:13,616 S! 1438 01:32:13,861 --> 01:32:15,556 Jets! Jets! Jets! 1439 01:32:18,766 --> 01:32:21,326 Looks like we're going to the World Series. 1440 01:32:25,640 --> 01:32:27,608 Ladies and gentlemen, five minutes. 1441 01:32:27,675 --> 01:32:31,008 Five minutes. We'll be commencing in five minutes. 1442 01:32:33,180 --> 01:32:36,638 First place goes to Number 73, Jean Hamilton. 1443 01:32:39,186 --> 01:32:40,585 You did it, Mommy! 1444 01:32:56,938 --> 01:32:58,303 Where? The second one? 1445 01:32:58,372 --> 01:33:00,033 Yeah, that's Mom. 1446 01:33:12,720 --> 01:33:13,948 Hi, may I help you? 1447 01:33:14,021 --> 01:33:17,513 Yeah, I heard that you can find... 1448 01:33:17,592 --> 01:33:19,787 the best fudge brownies in the world here. 1449 01:33:20,261 --> 01:33:21,489 We try. 1450 01:33:27,401 --> 01:33:28,698 I'll take this. 1451 01:33:35,810 --> 01:33:37,243 Ben. Hi. 1452 01:33:40,681 --> 01:33:41,705 On the house. 1453 01:33:41,782 --> 01:33:44,250 No, I have to pay you somehow. 1454 01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:46,985 How about dinner? 1455 01:33:48,823 --> 01:33:50,552 I don't even know you. 1456 01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:52,593 Well, I don't know about that. 1457 01:33:52,660 --> 01:33:54,855 Thank you. That is very sweet. 1458 01:33:57,832 --> 01:33:59,356 But I don't think so. 1459 01:34:01,902 --> 01:34:04,530 Are you dating someone? Actually, no. 1460 01:34:04,972 --> 01:34:06,837 For the first time in my life, I'm not. 1461 01:34:06,907 --> 01:34:08,738 And, and I think I should stay this way... 1462 01:34:08,809 --> 01:34:10,936 until I get my feet back on the ground. 1463 01:34:11,012 --> 01:34:12,639 I see. Yeah. 1464 01:34:12,713 --> 01:34:15,546 It's nothing personal. No, of course not. 1465 01:34:17,251 --> 01:34:20,311 You know, I should probably take a dating moratorium, too. 1466 01:34:20,388 --> 01:34:21,480 I recommend it. 1467 01:34:21,555 --> 01:34:23,819 Yeah, clean-out-the-closet sort of thing. 1468 01:34:23,891 --> 01:34:25,119 It's a good idea. 1469 01:34:25,192 --> 01:34:27,126 You know, get my head together and... 1470 01:34:27,194 --> 01:34:28,320 Exactly. 1471 01:34:37,972 --> 01:34:40,099 So, pick you up Saturday at 8:00? 1472 01:34:40,908 --> 01:34:42,273 Perfect. 1473 01:34:49,517 --> 01:34:52,315 It looks like Mom was right. Staying turned out to be... 1474 01:34:52,386 --> 01:34:54,411 the greatest adventure of all. 1475 01:34:54,488 --> 01:34:57,651 And let me tell you, it has made me do some crazy things. 1476 01:34:58,325 --> 01:35:02,421 Like plan ahead and paint my room and hang pictures on the wall. 1477 01:35:03,264 --> 01:35:05,528 I mean, I used a nail and everything. 1478 01:35:19,346 --> 01:35:20,643 Hi, come on in. 1479 01:35:45,339 --> 01:35:46,636 Sorry I'm late. 1480 01:35:46,874 --> 01:35:50,571 There was this Krispy Kreme truck that overturned on Eighth Avenue. 1481 01:35:58,652 --> 01:35:59,983 Thank you. 1482 01:36:06,494 --> 01:36:08,325 Here, let me deal with that. 1483 01:36:09,797 --> 01:36:11,059 It goes... 1484 01:36:11,432 --> 01:36:14,560 Relax. What is this? Like, your first dance or something? 1485 01:36:26,280 --> 01:36:27,611 Can you believe it? 1486 01:36:27,681 --> 01:36:30,206 The Teenage Gypsy has finally settled down. 1487 01:36:31,018 --> 01:36:34,681 Now I don't just have a homepage. I have a home. 1488 01:36:44,682 --> 01:36:47,482 Ripped by: SkyFury 112043

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