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Hi, my name is
Katrina Collins.
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I live in Portland
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and I think I'd be
the ideal candidate
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to be on the
next season of
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the Real World.
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Hi, my name is
Katrina Collins
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I live in Portland
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and I think I'd be
the ideal candidate
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to be on the
next season of
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the Real World
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I've been watching
the show
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ever since I was a kid.
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And its always felt
like I'm watching
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an exact replica
of my own life.
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Sort of like a
dramatic reenactment
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except instead of actors
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playing the role of
famous people
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is real people
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playing the role of me.
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I work at a dog shelter,
taking care of dogs
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and I have a
boyfriend named Brian
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who I've been dating
for five years
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and I'm totally
crazy about.
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...Fifty-six...
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Y'know, I just don't
understand what they
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need this information for.
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And besides,
don't you think
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they could call around
and just ask the stores
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how many different
brands of milk they carry?
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Its like the fact that
somebody would decide
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"Hey, we need to
hire somebody
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to drive all
around town
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to count milk jugs
for us," pretty much
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explains how screwed up
the world is.
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I guess its better
than that stupid
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office job they had
me doing last month.
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All I did there
was make copies
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for twenty hours straight.
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And the machine broke
down every ten minutes.
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That's why my hands
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still smell like
that ink loner.
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Hey, thanks again
for letting me
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use the car.
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- Oh, you're welcome Eli.
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- So I don't think
it will take
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as long tomorrow.
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- I hope not Eli.
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- Um, I'll be by
about 9
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if you wanna come.
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- Well, I'll see how
Heel.
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- Alright.
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Alright, well thanks
for today.
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- My pleasure.
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Hey, you want to
come in the house?
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I want to show you
a new setup I got
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for the soap films
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I discovered
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that the best
light source
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for the soap films
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is the sun.
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And this room
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has the best light
in the house
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So...
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Come over here
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You put that into there.
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And then you go
over there.
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And you edit it.
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- And the camera here...
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sends the image
through these cables
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over there.
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Really cool.
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I hope you don't
plan on using
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the sink anytime soon.
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- Do you want to
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turn that light oh'?
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- Sure
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- Look at that.
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- Whoa
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All this from reflections
of a bubble...
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- That's right
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- You have one unheard
message
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First message sent
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today at 1:18pm
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- Afree DVR
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- If you don't know
what a DVR is
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press 1 on your phone
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and a rep will tell
you all about it.
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Its awesome technology
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that will change the
way you watch TV.
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Basically, if you
still have a
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cable provider-.
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- Breaking hearts...
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Breaking Hearts
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someone has to
be sent home.
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Hi girls
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We've had a long journey
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but unfortunately
I only have
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two roses left.
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Clarissa
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We've had some
really good times
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like our trip on
the yacht.
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Or our long walks
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on the candle-lit beach
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So this one is easy,
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you get a rose...
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Megan...
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you know how special
you are to me
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and I want to keep
the specialness
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going for as long
as it can.
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And each day,
I feel that
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we get connected
stronger and stronger
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So this last rose...
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This last rose is
for you Megan
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- I just can't believe this
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I thought what
we had was real
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I felt it
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And I thought
he felt it, too.
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I was ready to
spend the rest of
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my life with him.
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I just don't understand.
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- Stay tuned for scenes
from next week's
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episode of...
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"The Single Guy."
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- Okay, so...
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Check this out-
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I've figured out
how to eat out
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for every meal
of the day
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for less than
six bucks total.
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Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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Okay, so...
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For breakfast,
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all you really need
is cofiee, right?
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So you just...
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...head over to stumptown.
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Get the bottomless cup.
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By your second cup
of coffee,
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you've pretty much
forgotten about eating
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breakfast.
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And they're cool there,
you can pretty much
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hang out as long
as you want.
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And then for lunch,
go over to the
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Happy Monday Thai Buffet.
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Get the lunch special #3,
for $3.25.
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And the lunch special #3
I'm pretty sure
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is actually like...
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the leftovers from the
previous day's
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lunch special #1.
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But, good things come
to those who wait
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my friend.
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Now, the best place
for dinner is
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you go to La Sirenita
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and you get
the soft tostada.
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Its $1.75,
and its huge.
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Totally fills you up,
and you're done.
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Less than six bucks.
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And on the weekends,
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you can hit the
Natural Food store
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and get all those
free samples
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that they give out.
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You can kill like
one meal right there.
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- I've, ah.
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Got a razor blade
that I've
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gotten over 2,000
shaves with it.
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I've been thinking
about sending it in to
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the Guiness Book of
World Records
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- Okay, now, what?
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- Well, you know
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a shaver.
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One of them, one of them...
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double-bladed things
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- The old-fashioned kind --
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I think its a Bick.
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- Yeah
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I've been using it now
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for six years
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and I've never had
to sharpen it.
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- That's pretty cool, Otis.
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- Yeah
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- This depression ain't
gonna have any impact
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OH US.
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- Good god, that's a
lot of fucking milk.
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The freshest milk is
always in the back.
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- Excuse me
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Can I help you?
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He'll) me?
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Not unless you can
tell me how many
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quarts, gallons, half-gallons
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of Dairy-Gold Sunshine
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and Happy Cow Milk
you have in your case.
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Um...
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Can I ask you to
wait here for
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just a moment?
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- Yeah, sure
- Thanks.
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- Hello, there.
Excuse me.
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Can I, ah, help you
with anything?
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- Not unless you can
tell me how many
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cartons of milk you have
in your dairy case today.
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- And why do you
need to know
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how many cartons of
milk are in there?
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- That's an excellent question.
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I really have
no idea why.
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It makes no sense, but
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they don't pay me
to ask questions, so...
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- Are you with the
health board, because
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I didn't get a notice
you were coming.
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No sir, my name
is Eli
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I'm with manforce.
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They sent me last year
to be the Easter Bunny
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and now they've sent
me to count the milk.
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- That was you?
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- I'm gonna have to
ask you to leave
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the building immediately.
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C)h
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it looks like your
pen is leaking.
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- That's old, actually.
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I don't know when
that happened.
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Months ago maybe.
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- Come on, let's go.
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- Dear Katrina Collins,
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Congratulations.
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We would like to
invite you
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to participate in our
workshops
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and audition for
several new
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reality television programs.
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Please come to the
Beaverton Town Mall
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on Wednesday, October 15th
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for your chance
to join our team
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and audition for
some of the best
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and most exciting
reality television shows
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being produced today.
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Bring a copy of
your most recent
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headshois, video audition
tapes, and resumes
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as we will be offering
critiques
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and analysis
on how you
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can improve your
auditioning skills
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and become a better
reality TV participant
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We look forward
to meeting you.
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Sincerely, Joe Prescott.
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President,
Talent Services America
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Awesome, I better get started.
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Okay, I'm gonna need
some supplies.
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- Come in.
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- Hi, uh, hi.
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Mr. Bear?
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I'm sorry to bother
you, but
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something was donated
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that I...l...
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I don't think was meant
to be donated.
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- Another stash of money?
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- No, um.
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Its, its a little girl.
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- What?
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- Well, um, I mean --
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- What is that?
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- Its the ashes
of a little girl.
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- Where did it come from?
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- I just found it,
I don't know what
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to do with it.
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- Well, who knows?
I guess we have to
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do something about it.
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- Its someone's child.
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- Hi, this is Tom Bear
at the East Side
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Recieving Center.
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We found something
in our donations today
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that we are unsure of
what to do with.
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- Well, it appears to be
a cremation urn with
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a person's remains in it.
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Yes. Ashes.
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Oh.
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Oh, okay.
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Hi, Mr. Bradshaw,
this is --
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Oh, I see.
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Okay.
274
00:19:08,395 --> 00:19:09,772
Thank you very much.
275
00:19:12,032 --> 00:19:13,733
They say we should
contact the police
276
00:19:13,734 --> 00:19:15,034
and let them know
277
00:19:15,035 --> 00:19:17,015
and wait to see
if someone comes to claim it.
278
00:19:17,905 --> 00:19:20,442
- Where,
where do we keep it?
279
00:19:22,176 --> 00:19:24,713
- I suppose you could
put it just right there.
280
00:19:25,612 --> 00:19:27,180
If it were donated
on accident
281
00:19:27,181 --> 00:19:28,922
then the owner
will track it down.
282
00:19:29,816 --> 00:19:31,417
They probably just
don't realize
283
00:19:31,418 --> 00:19:32,396
what they did.
284
00:19:32,819 --> 00:19:35,766
I'll call the police
and report it.
285
00:19:36,390 --> 00:19:38,370
I'll tell them.
286
00:20:03,183 --> 00:20:05,163
- Hey, this is Brian.
Leave me a message.
287
00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:08,390
- Hey, where are you?
288
00:20:08,455 --> 00:20:09,866
Why aren't you
calling me back?
289
00:21:39,246 --> 00:21:41,226
- Hi, this is Brian...
290
00:23:51,278 --> 00:23:53,258
- Have a nice day.
291
00:23:53,647 --> 00:23:55,627
People I swear...
292
00:23:56,283 --> 00:23:58,263
Honey, are you okay?
293
00:23:58,852 --> 00:24:00,286
You look terrible.
294
00:24:00,287 --> 00:24:03,097
- I'm okay, I didn't
sleep very well last night.
295
00:24:04,324 --> 00:24:06,325
Um, do you know what
the story is with
296
00:24:06,326 --> 00:24:08,306
the new dog in pod 14?
297
00:24:08,395 --> 00:24:09,373
- Oh, the poor thing.
298
00:24:09,963 --> 00:24:11,697
Someone just dumped him
here Sunday night.
299
00:24:11,698 --> 00:24:13,109
Tied up to
the front door.
300
00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:15,008
He's in bad shape.
301
00:24:16,770 --> 00:24:18,113
Are you sure
you're okay?
302
00:24:19,406 --> 00:24:20,384
I don't know.
303
00:26:07,314 --> 00:26:09,123
I love you so much.
304
00:26:11,151 --> 00:26:12,528
- I'm excited to meet
your grandma.
305
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:16,100
- Yeah, she's excited
to meet you, too.
306
00:26:19,292 --> 00:26:20,270
Wait...
307
00:26:22,262 --> 00:26:23,969
Isn't she...
I can't remember if...
308
00:26:32,138 --> 00:26:33,639
- The phone's ringing...
309
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,586
Aren't you going
to answer it?
310
00:26:36,309 --> 00:26:38,289
Yeah.
Where is the phone?
311
00:26:42,515 --> 00:26:43,550
Where's the phone?
312
00:26:44,317 --> 00:26:45,387
Where are my pants?
313
00:26:58,198 --> 00:26:59,506
- Hello?
314
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,141
- Eli...
315
00:27:02,268 --> 00:27:03,804
The phone. Do you
wanna get it?
316
00:27:04,270 --> 00:27:05,248
- What?
317
00:27:06,172 --> 00:27:08,173
- The telephone. I
think its Manforce,
318
00:27:08,174 --> 00:27:09,312
do you want to get it?
319
00:27:12,445 --> 00:27:14,118
- Yeah, hold on.
320
00:27:14,648 --> 00:27:16,482
- The company is called
Metro Estate Movers
321
00:27:16,483 --> 00:27:17,985
and their office is at:
322
00:27:18,051 --> 00:27:19,553
822 Southeast Water
Street.
323
00:27:20,020 --> 00:27:21,487
Your contact
there is Noel.
324
00:27:21,488 --> 00:27:23,055
- Okay. Noel.
325
00:27:23,056 --> 00:27:25,002
822 Southeast Water.
326
00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:26,458
Alright, I'll head
right over.
327
00:27:26,459 --> 00:27:28,060
- Have a good
day at work!
328
00:27:28,061 --> 00:27:30,041
- Thank you.
329
00:27:30,463 --> 00:27:32,409
-822 Southeast --
330
00:27:32,866 --> 00:27:34,641
-228, 467
331
00:27:35,335 --> 00:27:37,315
-822 Southeast
Water Street
332
00:27:38,672 --> 00:27:40,139
- Man, with all
this temping
333
00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:41,507
its almost like
you have a real job.
334
00:27:41,508 --> 00:27:43,078
- Yeah and it
totally sucks, too.
335
00:27:43,176 --> 00:27:45,010
- Aw. So much for
your theory
336
00:27:45,011 --> 00:27:46,991
of the unemployed
blissful life style.
337
00:27:47,247 --> 00:27:49,014
- Yeah, well these
student loan people
338
00:27:49,015 --> 00:27:50,255
are starting to circle
like sharks.
339
00:27:50,684 --> 00:27:52,117
Its starting to look
like I might
340
00:27:52,118 --> 00:27:53,352
need to do something
with my life.
341
00:27:53,353 --> 00:27:54,491
- Like temping?
342
00:27:54,587 --> 00:27:56,157
- That's harsh, Aubrey.
343
00:27:56,256 --> 00:27:58,634
No, I want to be a
subtitute teacher.
344
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:01,202
But I can't get my
teaching certificate
345
00:28:01,261 --> 00:28:02,695
until I get my degree.
346
00:28:02,696 --> 00:28:04,096
I can't go back
to school until
347
00:28:04,097 --> 00:28:05,303
I get this debt
payed off.
348
00:28:05,365 --> 00:28:07,366
- Sounds like a
viscious cycle.
349
00:28:07,367 --> 00:28:08,402
- Totally.
350
00:28:08,568 --> 00:28:10,169
- If only Chloey
would get me a
351
00:28:10,170 --> 00:28:12,438
production assistant job
on one of her film shoots.
352
00:28:12,439 --> 00:28:13,672
- Wouldn't that go
against your
353
00:28:13,673 --> 00:28:15,107
anti-corporate stance?
354
00:28:15,108 --> 00:28:16,341
After all the crap
you've given me
355
00:28:16,342 --> 00:28:17,643
about working for the
evil corporate
356
00:28:17,644 --> 00:28:18,577
media machine?
357
00:28:18,578 --> 00:28:20,345
- These debt collectors
are making me
358
00:28:20,346 --> 00:28:21,654
rethink the whole
anti-corporate thing.
359
00:28:23,483 --> 00:28:24,383
Or...
360
00:28:24,384 --> 00:28:25,617
Maybe I can just
work on commercials
361
00:28:25,618 --> 00:28:26,596
for bikes.
362
00:28:27,153 --> 00:28:29,154
Or community gardening
centers or something.
363
00:28:29,155 --> 00:28:30,155
- Yeah...
364
00:28:30,156 --> 00:28:31,499
When's the last time
you saw a community
365
00:28:31,558 --> 00:28:32,536
gardening commercial?
366
00:28:32,992 --> 00:28:34,359
- Well, even if
they made those
367
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:35,661
I doubt they'd be
the jobs that pay
368
00:28:35,662 --> 00:28:36,606
20 bucks an hour
369
00:28:37,363 --> 00:28:38,363
What am I saying?
370
00:28:38,364 --> 00:28:40,310
As if I'll ever make
20 bucks an hour.
371
00:28:42,936 --> 00:28:44,369
Shit, now watch...
I'm gonna be late
372
00:28:44,370 --> 00:28:46,407
for my 9-dollar-an-hour
furniture moving job.
373
00:28:47,474 --> 00:28:49,041
- Hey, its your turn
to take out the
374
00:28:49,042 --> 00:28:50,375
recyclables this week.
375
00:28:50,376 --> 00:28:52,144
And I should have
the bills figured out
376
00:28:52,145 --> 00:28:53,112
in the next day or two.
377
00:28:53,113 --> 00:28:54,413
And tell mystery
roommate if you
378
00:28:54,414 --> 00:28:55,552
see her too.
379
00:28:58,685 --> 00:29:00,665
Oh nice.
Good work.
380
00:29:21,307 --> 00:29:23,287
- Dude, I've got money
to lose. Absolutely.
381
00:29:24,410 --> 00:29:25,444
Correction, I have
money to win.
382
00:29:25,445 --> 00:29:26,423
Thank you very much.
383
00:29:26,479 --> 00:29:27,679
- Is this Metro State Movers?
384
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,318
- Yeah, just hang on
for a minute.
385
00:29:31,651 --> 00:29:32,994
Yeah, I'm game if
you are!
386
00:29:35,488 --> 00:29:36,694
Yeah, I got chips
387
00:29:37,123 --> 00:29:38,500
No, actual betting chips.
388
00:29:39,492 --> 00:29:41,165
I'll bring some doritos,
too. I don't care. Fuck it.
389
00:29:42,362 --> 00:29:43,796
Chips and chicks man,
that's what I'm telling you.
390
00:29:43,797 --> 00:29:45,276
Beer and bitches.
Can't go wrong.
391
00:29:46,266 --> 00:29:48,246
- Hey, is this a
good place to park?
392
00:29:49,536 --> 00:29:50,514
- Sure
393
00:29:53,439 --> 00:29:55,009
- What's wrong with that?
394
00:29:55,074 --> 00:29:56,308
I don't care how
old they are --
395
00:29:56,309 --> 00:29:57,617
alright, that's a lie,
nevermind...
396
00:29:58,478 --> 00:30:00,082
Alright man, I'll
call you back.
397
00:30:00,380 --> 00:30:02,381
Yeah, Hall & Oates
just showed up.
398
00:30:02,382 --> 00:30:04,259
Yeah, I'll call
you back. Later.
399
00:30:06,452 --> 00:30:07,192
Classic.
400
00:30:08,021 --> 00:30:08,687
Let's go.
401
00:30:08,688 --> 00:30:10,122
You're driving, you
have a license, right?
402
00:30:10,123 --> 00:30:10,658
- Yeah
403
00:30:12,192 --> 00:30:14,138
Alright ladies, file in.
404
00:31:13,286 --> 00:31:15,266
- Yeah?
Come in.
405
00:31:16,289 --> 00:31:19,270
- Hi Mr. Bear. I'm
sorry to bother you, but
406
00:31:19,592 --> 00:31:22,072
has anyone called
about the urn?
407
00:31:22,562 --> 00:31:24,563
No, I haven't
heard anything yet, but
408
00:31:24,564 --> 00:31:26,531
I talked to someone
at the police department
409
00:31:26,532 --> 00:31:28,300
and they put a
notice in their
410
00:31:28,301 --> 00:31:29,746
lost and found department.
411
00:31:29,869 --> 00:31:31,849
So I'm sure someone
will call soon.
412
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,620
- What will we do if
no one comes for it?
413
00:31:36,576 --> 00:31:37,743
- I don't think you
have to worry yourself
414
00:31:37,744 --> 00:31:38,848
about that.
415
00:31:39,379 --> 00:31:41,359
Its been reported.
416
00:32:04,504 --> 00:32:07,110
Alright ladies, here's
the deal -
417
00:32:07,507 --> 00:32:08,540
We're going to clear
everything out of this
418
00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:09,542
house today.
419
00:32:09,742 --> 00:32:11,380
And we're gonna
do it in two stages.
420
00:32:11,611 --> 00:32:13,512
First, I'm going to
go through everything
421
00:32:13,513 --> 00:32:15,459
and mark all the
good stuff with a sticker.
422
00:32:16,215 --> 00:32:17,717
This is the stuff
we're going to keep.
423
00:32:17,884 --> 00:32:19,693
It should be
packed up carefully.
424
00:32:20,453 --> 00:32:22,254
Once we have the
good stuff packed up,
425
00:32:22,255 --> 00:32:23,322
we'll get the rest
of the shit loaded
426
00:32:23,323 --> 00:32:24,734
and get the fuck
out of here.
427
00:32:25,191 --> 00:32:26,458
There are boxes
and packing supplies
428
00:32:26,459 --> 00:32:27,859
in the back of
the truck, so why don't
429
00:32:27,860 --> 00:32:30,136
you guys open it up,
and bring that stuff in.
430
00:32:30,296 --> 00:32:30,996
K?
431
00:32:30,997 --> 00:32:32,698
Then go ahead and
get that piece of shit
432
00:32:32,699 --> 00:32:33,939
out of here.
433
00:32:43,443 --> 00:32:44,276
- Whoa, dude.
434
00:32:44,277 --> 00:32:45,877
Shouldn't we warm
up or something
435
00:32:45,878 --> 00:32:47,186
before we lift this?
436
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,348
- Come on, princess.
We got all day
437
00:32:49,349 --> 00:32:50,589
to warm up.
438
00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:52,695
- Alright
439
00:33:02,895 --> 00:33:04,841
- So how long you been
working with this guy?
440
00:33:05,398 --> 00:33:07,378
- Well, I got there two
minutes before you, so
441
00:33:11,437 --> 00:33:13,178
- So you're with Manforce?
442
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,308
Well, I hate to think
of it in terms of
443
00:33:16,309 --> 00:33:17,617
being "with" Manforce, but
444
00:33:17,910 --> 00:33:19,511
yeah, that's who called
me this morning
445
00:33:19,512 --> 00:33:20,679
and turned me on
to this englightening
446
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:21,852
experience.
447
00:33:22,415 --> 00:33:24,395
- Oh yeah?
Whatever, dude.
448
00:33:24,884 --> 00:33:26,864
Whenever you're ready there,
we can do this.
449
00:33:30,690 --> 00:33:32,192
- My name's Eli,
by the way.
450
00:33:32,258 --> 00:33:32,736
- Dale.
451
00:33:33,226 --> 00:33:34,330
- Pleasure
452
00:33:37,230 --> 00:33:39,231
- So what do we
do with this stuff?
453
00:33:39,232 --> 00:33:41,212
- Either throw it away,
or give it to charity.
454
00:33:41,634 --> 00:33:43,614
If its not obviously
trash,
455
00:33:43,970 --> 00:33:44,903
put it in a box
456
00:33:44,904 --> 00:33:46,884
and write "donation" on it.
457
00:33:48,374 --> 00:33:50,509
- Okay, and the
dirty dishes...
458
00:33:50,510 --> 00:33:51,610
I mean, do you
want to wash them
459
00:33:51,611 --> 00:33:52,677
or throw them out?
460
00:33:52,678 --> 00:33:53,612
- No. Fuck.
461
00:33:53,613 --> 00:33:55,480
Just throw them in
the donation box.
462
00:33:55,481 --> 00:33:56,782
They don't care
if its dirty.
463
00:33:56,783 --> 00:33:58,050
Besides, they hire
retarded people to
464
00:33:58,051 --> 00:33:58,722
clean this stuff.
465
00:33:59,352 --> 00:34:01,332
Don't throw anything
away you don't have to.
466
00:34:01,754 --> 00:34:03,734
It costs money to
take shit to the dump.
467
00:34:04,357 --> 00:34:07,031
But donating shit to
charity is tax deductible
468
00:34:08,461 --> 00:34:09,795
- So what's the deal?
Who left all this
469
00:34:09,796 --> 00:34:10,896
stuff here anyway?
470
00:34:10,897 --> 00:34:12,877
- Some old lady's house
who just died.
471
00:34:13,633 --> 00:34:14,873
Daughter lives in LA
and doesn't have time
472
00:34:14,934 --> 00:34:16,038
to deal with it.
473
00:34:16,736 --> 00:34:18,716
What about stufi
with red stickers then?
474
00:34:19,439 --> 00:34:20,839
I sell them.
475
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,411
On ebay.
I make a killing.
476
00:34:23,476 --> 00:34:25,513
I don't make dick
on the furniture removal.
477
00:34:25,912 --> 00:34:27,479
I underbid everyone
else, just so I can
478
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,618
get to the stuff first.
479
00:34:28,981 --> 00:34:30,582
- So you're the reason
there's nothing cool
480
00:34:30,583 --> 00:34:31,960
at the thrift stores
any more?
481
00:34:33,619 --> 00:34:35,287
So...
482
00:34:35,288 --> 00:34:37,022
Why do you work
temp labor jobs?
483
00:34:37,023 --> 00:34:39,658
I mean, I've never
been able to figure
484
00:34:39,659 --> 00:34:41,263
out why anybody
would want to do this.
485
00:34:41,727 --> 00:34:43,536
- I don't know.
486
00:34:43,796 --> 00:34:45,063
I think I've been
having a hard time
487
00:34:45,064 --> 00:34:46,065
committing to anything.
488
00:34:46,899 --> 00:34:48,879
- Shit, I know how
that is.
489
00:34:49,669 --> 00:34:51,649
But with me -
its women
490
00:34:52,338 --> 00:34:53,840
There's just too
many of them.
491
00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:56,720
Probably one of them now.
492
00:34:57,743 --> 00:34:58,949
This dipshit...
493
00:35:00,413 --> 00:35:01,653
What's up dickweed?
494
00:35:02,348 --> 00:35:04,954
Haha, no, man I'm
moving a house today
495
00:35:05,885 --> 00:35:07,865
Yeah, man, totally
bummed.
496
00:35:08,621 --> 00:35:10,532
Hey sounds good,
bring the babes.
497
00:35:10,890 --> 00:35:12,631
Bitches and hoes,
you know how I roll.
498
00:35:13,926 --> 00:35:14,996
Oh nice!
499
00:35:15,128 --> 00:35:16,962
Dude, I just found
the old lady's
500
00:35:16,963 --> 00:35:18,340
liquor cabinet.
501
00:35:19,132 --> 00:35:20,499
Looks like this is
going to be a
502
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:21,774
fun weekend.
503
00:35:23,402 --> 00:35:25,382
Hey, hand me
one of those boxes.
504
00:35:27,406 --> 00:35:29,386
Hell yeah, but I ain't
sharing with you bitch.
505
00:35:30,610 --> 00:35:32,487
Yeah, because you're
a fucking lightweight?
506
00:35:32,612 --> 00:35:33,886
Haha
507
00:35:34,046 --> 00:35:36,026
Yeah, keep dreaming.
508
00:35:38,017 --> 00:35:40,759
Damn, I think granny
liked drinking, huh?
509
00:35:41,921 --> 00:35:43,922
Fucking alcoholic bitch.
510
00:35:43,923 --> 00:35:45,493
Good for her.
511
00:35:53,466 --> 00:35:55,446
Alright, leave this here.
Don't touch it.
512
00:35:56,435 --> 00:35:57,702
Start cleaning out
the fridge, just
513
00:35:57,703 --> 00:35:59,114
throw everything in
a big trashbag
514
00:35:59,572 --> 00:36:01,552
I'm going to start going
through this bitch's clothes
515
00:36:07,980 --> 00:36:09,181
Start working on the
bathroom when you're
516
00:36:09,182 --> 00:36:10,354
done with the fridge.
517
00:36:10,783 --> 00:36:12,990
Don't you touch
that fucking liquor.
518
00:38:19,879 --> 00:38:21,654
I don't want that
shit on my truck.
519
00:38:22,081 --> 00:38:23,253
Just leave it on
the curb.
520
00:38:28,154 --> 00:38:29,633
Where's your little
boyfriend?
521
00:38:29,955 --> 00:38:30,660
Huh?
522
00:38:31,123 --> 00:38:32,290
- That other dude, is
he inside taking a shit
523
00:38:32,291 --> 00:38:33,497
or something?
524
00:38:34,126 --> 00:38:34,959
- I don't know, I
thought he was out
525
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:35,665
here on the truck.
526
00:38:36,329 --> 00:38:37,228
- That shithead.
527
00:38:37,229 --> 00:38:38,970
He's probably inside
jerking off or something.
528
00:38:40,533 --> 00:38:41,034
YO!
529
00:38:41,567 --> 00:38:43,808
Dude, we got work
to do, what the fuck!
530
00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:50,120
Dude, you better not be
sleeping on the job.
531
00:38:51,911 --> 00:38:53,044
- I think his name's Dale.
532
00:38:53,045 --> 00:38:54,581
I don't give a flying fuck!
533
00:38:56,916 --> 00:38:58,896
Oh, God fucking damnit!
534
00:38:59,352 --> 00:39:01,152
Goddamn Fuck.
535
00:39:01,153 --> 00:39:03,030
Jesus Fucking Christ!
536
00:39:03,622 --> 00:39:05,602
Dale, where the fuck
are you?
537
00:39:08,694 --> 00:39:09,764
Dale!
538
00:39:11,997 --> 00:39:12,873
Fuck!
539
00:39:16,235 --> 00:39:17,714
Fucking prick.
540
00:39:18,838 --> 00:39:20,647
Dale, where the fuck
are you?
541
00:39:25,010 --> 00:39:26,990
Jesus titty fucking Christ!
542
00:39:36,255 --> 00:39:38,235
Fucking damnit!
543
00:39:40,693 --> 00:39:42,366
Dale, where the fuck
are you?
544
00:39:46,265 --> 00:39:47,369
God!
545
00:40:00,246 --> 00:40:02,280
I'm not paying shit,
your man just
546
00:40:02,281 --> 00:40:03,988
stole my property
and vanished.
547
00:40:05,985 --> 00:40:07,652
No, I didn't give
it to him, he just
548
00:40:07,653 --> 00:40:09,291
snuck off with a
box full of liquor.
549
00:40:10,189 --> 00:40:12,169
I don't know where
the hell he went!
550
00:40:13,692 --> 00:40:15,638
Manforce, more like
shitforce.
551
00:40:17,096 --> 00:40:18,329
Do you have
anyone working there
552
00:40:18,330 --> 00:40:19,900
who's not a
complete fuck up?
553
00:40:20,433 --> 00:40:22,413
I have no problem
coming down there right now.
554
00:40:25,004 --> 00:40:26,005
No, fuck you!
555
00:43:20,412 --> 00:43:24,182
- Every now and then
I get a little bit lonely
556
00:43:24,183 --> 00:43:26,163
and you never
come around
557
00:43:27,886 --> 00:43:31,422
- Every now and then
I get a little bit tired
558
00:43:31,423 --> 00:43:33,926
listening to the sound
of my tears
559
00:43:35,194 --> 00:43:37,595
Every now and then
I get a little bit
560
00:43:37,596 --> 00:43:40,131
nen/ous that the
best of all the years
561
00:43:40,132 --> 00:43:41,975
have gone by.
562
00:43:42,401 --> 00:43:45,169
Every now and then
I get a little bit
563
00:43:45,170 --> 00:43:47,980
terrified and then I see
the look in your eyes.
564
00:43:51,877 --> 00:43:54,255
Every now and then
I fall apart.
565
00:43:57,349 --> 00:43:59,955
Every now and then
I fall apart
566
00:44:00,386 --> 00:44:03,299
and I need you
more tonight
567
00:44:04,223 --> 00:44:07,102
yeah, I need you more
than ever.
568
00:44:07,860 --> 00:44:10,864
If you only
hold me tight
569
00:44:11,563 --> 00:44:14,373
we'll be holding
on forever.
570
00:44:15,234 --> 00:44:18,181
Yeah, we'll always be
making it right
571
00:44:18,871 --> 00:44:21,215
we can never be
wrong
572
00:44:21,273 --> 00:44:23,141
together we can make
it to the end
573
00:44:23,142 --> 00:44:24,942
of the line
574
00:44:24,943 --> 00:44:26,711
Your love is like
a shadow on me
575
00:44:26,712 --> 00:44:28,521
all the time
576
00:44:29,281 --> 00:44:31,022
Need you tonight.
577
00:44:32,117 --> 00:44:34,097
Always in the dark,
578
00:44:34,286 --> 00:44:36,287
we're living in a powder
cake and giving off
579
00:44:36,288 --> 00:44:38,089
sparks
580
00:44:38,090 --> 00:44:40,070
I really need you tonight.
581
00:44:41,093 --> 00:44:44,233
Forever's going to start
tonight...
582
00:44:44,663 --> 00:44:46,664
Forever's going to start to...
583
00:44:46,665 --> 00:44:50,668
Once upon a time
I was falling in love
584
00:44:50,669 --> 00:44:54,242
Now I'm only falling
apart...
585
00:44:56,175 --> 00:45:01,420
Nothing I can do,
a total eclipse of the heart
586
00:47:08,707 --> 00:47:10,708
- Judy, hey,
Its Katrina
587
00:47:10,709 --> 00:47:12,689
I'm looking at today's
paperwork and it says
588
00:47:12,778 --> 00:47:14,758
that Buster is on
the unadoptable list.
589
00:47:14,847 --> 00:47:16,827
Is this a mistake?
590
00:47:18,450 --> 00:47:20,430
Yeah, dog C57
591
00:47:23,822 --> 00:47:25,556
But it must be a mistake.
592
00:47:25,557 --> 00:47:27,558
Buster's the sweetest
dog here.
593
00:47:27,559 --> 00:47:29,232
Everybody loves Buster.
594
00:47:31,396 --> 00:47:33,197
I know, I know...
Really,
595
00:47:33,198 --> 00:47:35,233
Buster's different.
596
00:47:35,234 --> 00:47:37,214
He really is the
best dog here.
597
00:47:37,469 --> 00:47:39,380
Please you have to
take him off the list.
598
00:47:40,372 --> 00:47:41,043
Fine.
599
00:47:53,318 --> 00:47:55,059
We have to get
you adopted Buster.
600
00:47:58,357 --> 00:47:59,490
- Now I don't know
how much longer
601
00:47:59,491 --> 00:48:00,697
I can handle this
temping.
602
00:48:01,326 --> 00:48:03,306
Why don't you get
me a PA job?
603
00:48:03,562 --> 00:48:05,463
I mean it seems a
whole lot like temping
604
00:48:05,464 --> 00:48:07,307
just better pay and
less crazy people.
605
00:48:08,433 --> 00:48:10,413
- I've told you you need
a car to be a PA.
606
00:48:10,469 --> 00:48:12,236
- And I have Otis's car
607
00:48:12,237 --> 00:48:14,505
- Yeah, I can't really
imagine a producer
608
00:48:14,506 --> 00:48:16,574
being impressed with a
PA who's driving
609
00:48:16,575 --> 00:48:18,309
his grandpa around
everywhere.
610
00:48:18,310 --> 00:48:20,290
Or step-grandpa,
whatever he is...
611
00:48:20,712 --> 00:48:22,179
Being a PA is
a lot of work
612
00:48:22,180 --> 00:48:23,523
Its really stressful.
613
00:48:23,749 --> 00:48:25,549
If there's one thing
you've made clear
614
00:48:25,550 --> 00:48:27,451
its that you don't
like working.
615
00:48:27,452 --> 00:48:29,432
- Well, I suppose I
can't argue with that.
616
00:48:29,855 --> 00:48:31,255
I still think this
whole "have to
617
00:48:31,256 --> 00:48:32,792
have a car" thing
is kind of fascist, though
618
00:48:33,659 --> 00:48:35,326
Y'know I just need
to make some money
619
00:48:35,327 --> 00:48:36,601
so I can go back
to school
620
00:48:37,195 --> 00:48:38,765
This working stufi
is killing me.
621
00:48:40,933 --> 00:48:42,600
So where's Aubrey?
622
00:48:42,601 --> 00:48:44,468
I know you didn't
plan this meal for me.
623
00:48:44,469 --> 00:48:45,914
We got in a
big fight last night.
624
00:48:46,438 --> 00:48:47,505
And now she's
giving me the silent
625
00:48:47,506 --> 00:48:48,507
treatment.
626
00:48:49,474 --> 00:48:50,942
She totally freaked
out about my
627
00:48:50,943 --> 00:48:52,217
new Myspace persona.
628
00:48:52,611 --> 00:48:54,352
- Don't you guys have
like 80 of those?
629
00:48:55,314 --> 00:48:56,547
- This one got her
really jealous
630
00:48:56,548 --> 00:48:57,615
for some reason.
631
00:48:57,616 --> 00:48:58,816
You know how
irrational she gets
632
00:48:58,817 --> 00:48:59,557
sometimes.
633
00:49:00,519 --> 00:49:01,919
I've been
corresponding with this
634
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:03,454
one particular guy
who's like a
635
00:49:03,455 --> 00:49:04,789
45-year-old
high school teacher
636
00:49:04,790 --> 00:49:06,394
and he thinks I'm
one of his students.
637
00:49:06,825 --> 00:49:08,326
- Yeah, see Chloey,
that is a little
638
00:49:08,327 --> 00:49:08,930
fucked up.
639
00:49:09,461 --> 00:49:10,461
- I know but
640
00:49:10,462 --> 00:49:12,229
its like I've gotten
addicted to performing
641
00:49:12,230 --> 00:49:14,141
under a fake persona.
642
00:49:14,433 --> 00:49:15,633
When I shed
my identity I
643
00:49:15,634 --> 00:49:16,578
can do anything.
644
00:49:16,735 --> 00:49:18,715
- Yeah, actually, I
know how that goes.
645
00:49:19,237 --> 00:49:20,671
But for me its
karaoke.
646
00:49:20,672 --> 00:49:22,506
Diamond Dave on
the mic.
647
00:49:22,507 --> 00:49:24,487
Here I am...
648
00:49:25,177 --> 00:49:27,589
Rock you like a hurricane
649
00:49:30,983 --> 00:49:33,520
- When's the last time
you actually sang karaoke?
650
00:49:33,685 --> 00:49:35,353
Excluding all the times
that you practice
651
00:49:35,354 --> 00:49:36,687
in your bedroom, of course.
652
00:49:36,688 --> 00:49:38,356
- What?
653
00:49:38,357 --> 00:49:39,890
Are you stoned or
something? I do not
654
00:49:39,891 --> 00:49:41,492
practice karaoke in my
bedroom.
655
00:49:41,493 --> 00:49:43,728
- Whatever. I guess
you just get so
656
00:49:43,729 --> 00:49:45,496
swept up by the
emotional power of
657
00:49:45,497 --> 00:49:46,764
Total Eclipse of the
Hean
658
00:49:46,765 --> 00:49:48,265
you don't realize you're
belting it out at
659
00:49:48,266 --> 00:49:49,567
the top of your lungs.
660
00:49:49,568 --> 00:49:51,235
- Total Eclipse of the
Heart is one of
661
00:49:51,236 --> 00:49:52,570
the most underrated
songs of all time.
662
00:49:52,571 --> 00:49:54,005
- I know, I know.
663
00:49:54,006 --> 00:49:55,606
But seriously when
is the last time
664
00:49:55,607 --> 00:49:57,382
you actually went out
and sang karaoke?
665
00:49:57,676 --> 00:49:59,276
I go out. I go out
and do karaoke
666
00:49:59,277 --> 00:50:00,813
all the time.
667
00:50:01,246 --> 00:50:02,480
Remember that night
at the Alibi
668
00:50:02,481 --> 00:50:04,324
when those girls tried
to depants me?
669
00:50:04,783 --> 00:50:06,484
I had the whole
place singing along.
670
00:50:06,485 --> 00:50:08,953
- Yeah, that was a
good night for you.
671
00:50:08,954 --> 00:50:10,955
But it was like
two years ago.
672
00:50:10,956 --> 00:50:12,556
Have you actually
sang karaoke
673
00:50:12,557 --> 00:50:13,891
since then? Publicly?
674
00:50:13,892 --> 00:50:15,026
- Well, you know,
I don't want to
675
00:50:15,027 --> 00:50:16,494
wear out my audience
or anything.
676
00:50:16,495 --> 00:50:17,962
- Oh, yes. I can
definitely see the
677
00:50:17,963 --> 00:50:19,943
danger in that.
678
00:50:23,568 --> 00:50:25,775
- I'm sorry to bother
you, Mr. Bear, but
679
00:50:26,705 --> 00:50:29,584
Has there been
any calls about Kelly?
680
00:50:30,542 --> 00:50:31,452
'Kelly?
681
00:50:32,411 --> 00:50:35,290
- Well, um, you
know, the urn.
682
00:50:35,847 --> 00:50:37,918
The ashes of the
little girl.
683
00:50:37,983 --> 00:50:41,328
- Oh. No, no
one's called.
684
00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:43,821
You know, its
possible the owner
685
00:50:43,822 --> 00:50:45,267
passed away.
686
00:50:46,058 --> 00:50:48,059
I wouldn't worry
yourself about it.
687
00:50:48,060 --> 00:50:50,040
Its been reported, so
688
00:50:50,262 --> 00:50:52,242
let headquarters deal
with it.
689
00:50:52,798 --> 00:50:54,402
HS H01 OUT COFICGTFI.
690
00:50:56,368 --> 00:50:59,406
- Yes, Mr. Bear.
691
00:51:46,718 --> 00:51:48,459
Crap
692
00:52:19,050 --> 00:52:21,051
- That looks so good
on you.
693
00:52:21,052 --> 00:52:21,986
- You like it?
694
00:52:21,987 --> 00:52:23,694
- Oh, I love it.
695
00:54:04,956 --> 00:54:07,129
- I saw Brian today
with his new girlfriend.
696
00:54:10,929 --> 00:54:12,909
This all happened so fast.
697
00:54:14,099 --> 00:54:16,079
I have to stop
checking his e-mail.
698
00:54:17,669 --> 00:54:18,936
I need to think
of something else
699
00:54:18,937 --> 00:54:20,439
and just get my
mind off this.
700
00:54:22,607 --> 00:54:24,109
I need to work
on my audition video.
701
00:54:25,710 --> 00:54:27,246
I need to stay
focused on that.
702
00:54:35,987 --> 00:54:37,755
- I found this sign
for a missing urn
703
00:54:37,756 --> 00:54:39,758
that someone at the
thrift store found
704
00:54:41,293 --> 00:54:43,034
At first I thought
it was kind of funny
705
00:54:43,728 --> 00:54:45,708
but now I just think
its really sad...
706
00:54:47,666 --> 00:54:49,145
I wonder how many
urns get lost.
707
00:54:51,836 --> 00:54:53,504
- I guess an urn
is like a family
708
00:54:53,505 --> 00:54:54,245
heirloom or something.
709
00:54:55,140 --> 00:54:56,540
But I wouldn't want
something like that
710
00:54:56,541 --> 00:54:57,713
handed down to me.
711
00:54:58,610 --> 00:54:59,977
Its a lot of
responsibility having
712
00:54:59,978 --> 00:55:01,286
an urn.
713
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:03,147
You can't just throw
it away or
714
00:55:03,148 --> 00:55:04,718
sell it at a garage
sale or something
715
00:55:06,318 --> 00:55:08,025
Maybe that's what
happened with this one.
716
00:55:09,220 --> 00:55:10,654
Maybe it was too
much for someone
717
00:55:10,655 --> 00:55:11,889
and it got too
sad, and they had
718
00:55:11,890 --> 00:55:12,732
to push it away.
719
00:55:13,925 --> 00:55:14,733
I don't know
720
00:55:17,929 --> 00:55:18,796
It'd be sad
to be the person
721
00:55:18,797 --> 00:55:19,571
in there.
722
00:55:21,333 --> 00:55:22,933
Like some sad ghost
that nobody wanted
723
00:55:22,934 --> 00:55:24,106
around any more.
724
00:55:26,538 --> 00:55:27,676
Kind of like the
dogs on the
725
00:55:28,039 --> 00:55:28,779
unadoptable list.
726
00:59:00,285 --> 00:59:02,265
OK,
Hold on a second.
727
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:03,320
Hey!
Wake Up!
728
00:59:03,321 --> 00:59:04,321
I got a
job for you.
729
00:59:04,322 --> 00:59:06,302
A P.A. job.
730
00:59:07,158 --> 00:59:08,136
- What time is it?
731
00:59:08,226 --> 00:59:09,204
- I got a P.A.
job for you
732
00:59:09,394 --> 00:59:11,374
Are you available
tomorrow?
733
00:59:11,529 --> 00:59:12,507
Just say "yes."
734
00:59:12,564 --> 00:59:13,542
- Available?
735
00:59:14,332 --> 00:59:15,198
Yeah, sure...
736
00:59:15,199 --> 00:59:16,007
OK. I think
he can do it.
737
00:59:16,067 --> 00:59:17,334
I'll fill him in
and call you back.
738
00:59:17,335 --> 00:59:17,904
Alright, bye.
739
00:59:18,503 --> 00:59:19,503
OK, check
it out dude...
740
00:59:19,504 --> 00:59:20,482
I got the
perfect P.A. job
741
00:59:20,538 --> 00:59:21,175
for you.
742
00:59:21,839 --> 00:59:22,408
We're shooting
a commercial
743
00:59:22,473 --> 00:59:23,178
on the coast,
on Friday
744
00:59:23,241 --> 00:59:23,974
on the beach,
745
00:59:23,975 --> 00:59:25,142
and the director
just realized
746
00:59:25,143 --> 00:59:26,143
that the look
of the beach
747
00:59:26,144 --> 00:59:27,144
is going to
change all day
748
00:59:27,145 --> 00:59:28,055
as the tide
comes in.
749
00:59:28,112 --> 00:59:29,090
So we need
someone to go
750
00:59:29,180 --> 00:59:31,057
out there and
get footage of it
751
00:59:31,115 --> 00:59:32,349
at various times
throughout the day
752
00:59:32,350 --> 00:59:33,584
and then bring
the tapes back
753
00:59:33,585 --> 00:59:34,563
so he can
see it.
754
00:59:39,257 --> 00:59:40,827
- OK, now...
What is it?
755
00:59:41,559 --> 00:59:43,197
- Sounds perfect, right?
756
00:59:43,428 --> 00:59:44,428
You can even
bring Otis along!
757
00:59:44,429 --> 00:59:45,963
He can keep
you company.
758
00:59:45,964 --> 00:59:47,064
- OK, you want me
to drive out to
759
00:59:47,065 --> 00:59:48,169
the coast, and
videotape a beach
760
00:59:48,232 --> 00:59:48,972
all day?
761
00:59:49,033 --> 00:59:50,512
- Yeah. A specific
beach. But, yeah.
762
00:59:51,135 --> 00:59:52,269
- And I get paid
to do this?
763
00:59:52,270 --> 00:59:54,137
- Yep. Standard rate.
Two hundred a day.
764
00:59:54,138 --> 00:59:55,205
- Two Hundred bucks?
765
00:59:55,206 --> 00:59:56,306
- Yeah. And they'll
even give you
766
00:59:56,307 --> 00:59:57,307
gas money. And
you can use
767
00:59:57,308 --> 00:59:58,408
my camera.
768
00:59:58,409 --> 01:00:00,218
- OK... So what's the
commercial about?
769
01:00:00,311 --> 01:00:01,478
Some life insurance
company...
770
01:00:01,479 --> 01:00:02,457
It's just going to
be like a typical
771
01:00:02,513 --> 01:00:04,151
American family hanging
out on the beach
772
01:00:04,215 --> 01:00:05,549
while some voiceover
talks about
773
01:00:05,550 --> 01:00:06,585
protecting the ones
you love.
774
01:00:06,884 --> 01:00:08,363
- Whoa...
775
01:00:08,453 --> 01:00:09,620
This sounds like
the sort of
776
01:00:09,621 --> 01:00:11,888
fucked up shit I'm
totally qualified to do.
777
01:00:11,889 --> 01:00:12,959
- OK. good!
778
01:00:13,024 --> 01:00:14,091
But this is for
real, man.
779
01:00:14,092 --> 01:00:14,925
You can't
mess around.
780
01:00:14,926 --> 01:00:15,904
It's my ass
on the line.
781
01:00:16,094 --> 01:00:17,194
You've got to
be out there
782
01:00:17,195 --> 01:00:18,299
really early.
Like 7:00 a.m.
783
01:00:18,529 --> 01:00:19,529
Come back when
the sun sets,
784
01:00:19,530 --> 01:00:20,338
and give me
the tapes.
785
01:00:20,465 --> 01:00:21,205
- OK.
786
01:00:21,265 --> 01:00:22,165
- Are you
positive you can
787
01:00:22,166 --> 01:00:22,974
get Otis' car?
788
01:00:23,034 --> 01:00:24,069
- Yeah. Probably.
789
01:00:24,235 --> 01:00:25,270
I mean it's not
like he has
790
01:00:25,336 --> 01:00:26,937
anything else
going on. So...
791
01:00:26,938 --> 01:00:28,205
OK. I've got
to go...
792
01:00:28,206 --> 01:00:29,206
I'll see you
tonight,
793
01:00:29,207 --> 01:00:30,015
and I'll give
you my camera.
794
01:00:30,074 --> 01:00:30,518
- OK, cool.
795
01:00:30,575 --> 01:00:31,212
- OK.
796
01:00:31,275 --> 01:00:33,255
Hello, this is Chloe.
797
01:00:37,048 --> 01:00:39,028
[Phone rings.]
798
01:00:44,355 --> 01:00:46,335
Otis, pick up
the phone...
799
01:00:50,194 --> 01:00:52,174
Crap.
800
01:00:55,266 --> 01:00:57,246
[Knocks on door.]
801
01:00:59,671 --> 01:01:01,651
[Knocks on door.]
802
01:01:02,874 --> 01:01:04,854
Otis?
803
01:01:06,277 --> 01:01:08,257
Otis...
804
01:01:11,082 --> 01:01:13,062
Otis. It's me, Eli...
805
01:01:13,685 --> 01:01:16,495
You left your front
door unlocked again.
806
01:01:18,690 --> 01:01:20,670
Otis?
807
01:01:25,096 --> 01:01:27,076
Otis?
808
01:01:29,434 --> 01:01:30,412
Otis.
809
01:01:31,335 --> 01:01:32,143
Otis.
810
01:01:32,370 --> 01:01:33,974
[Laughs to himself]
811
01:01:34,038 --> 01:01:35,016
Otis.
812
01:01:38,342 --> 01:01:38,911
Hey.
813
01:01:39,143 --> 01:01:40,281
Well, hello there
814
01:01:41,079 --> 01:01:42,387
- What are you
doing back here?
815
01:01:43,581 --> 01:01:45,492
- Well I was doing
some recording
816
01:01:45,583 --> 01:01:47,494
and this is the
quietest place
817
01:01:47,585 --> 01:01:48,655
in the house.
818
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,700
- Cool. What are
you recording?
819
01:01:51,122 --> 01:01:53,932
- I was doing a
narration for the
820
01:01:53,991 --> 01:01:54,594
soap film.
821
01:01:54,692 --> 01:01:56,672
- Oh, cool...
822
01:01:56,728 --> 01:01:57,536
- Yeah.
823
01:01:57,595 --> 01:01:58,573
You uhh,
824
01:01:59,363 --> 01:02:00,341
want to go
in the kitchen?
825
01:02:00,398 --> 01:02:01,240
- Sure.
826
01:02:03,167 --> 01:02:04,373
- Look at
these images
827
01:02:04,469 --> 01:02:05,004
that I,
828
01:02:05,103 --> 01:02:07,083
that I recorded
yesterday.
829
01:02:07,438 --> 01:02:08,416
They're amazing.
830
01:02:08,573 --> 01:02:10,553
- Man...
831
01:02:12,744 --> 01:02:14,519
- You know, the
world of soap...
832
01:02:14,679 --> 01:02:15,350
It's...
833
01:02:15,446 --> 01:02:17,426
It's incredible.
834
01:02:19,283 --> 01:02:20,591
That there are
whole worlds
835
01:02:20,718 --> 01:02:22,561
inside there.
836
01:02:23,454 --> 01:02:25,161
That. That one there...
837
01:02:26,424 --> 01:02:28,404
It's no bigger
than a fingernail.
838
01:02:30,027 --> 01:02:32,007
- Otis, it's really,
really cool.
839
01:02:33,397 --> 01:02:35,377
It looks great.
840
01:02:40,705 --> 01:02:42,048
- So Katrina...
841
01:02:42,507 --> 01:02:43,542
Why do you
want to be
842
01:02:43,674 --> 01:02:45,654
on a reality
television show?
843
01:02:46,410 --> 01:02:47,320
Well...
844
01:02:47,378 --> 01:02:48,254
I guess when
you're on
845
01:02:48,346 --> 01:02:49,620
a reality T.V. show.
846
01:02:50,014 --> 01:02:50,747
It just seems like
847
01:02:50,748 --> 01:02:52,489
everything is more important
848
01:02:53,050 --> 01:02:54,996
When somebody has a
breakdown it's really
849
01:02:55,052 --> 01:02:57,032
sad and dramatic.
850
01:02:57,221 --> 01:02:59,360
And everybody feels
really bad for the person
851
01:03:01,492 --> 01:03:03,472
When you have a
breakdown by yourself
852
01:03:03,528 --> 01:03:05,508
it's just sad.
853
01:03:05,997 --> 01:03:07,977
No one really notices
854
01:03:08,399 --> 01:03:10,379
OF cares
855
01:03:14,238 --> 01:03:15,238
I hear you've been
going through
856
01:03:15,239 --> 01:03:16,616
a difficult breakup
857
01:03:17,275 --> 01:03:19,255
Would you like
to talk about that?
858
01:03:25,216 --> 01:03:27,196
It's been the worst
experience of my life.
859
01:03:28,319 --> 01:03:29,593
I went from being
totally in love
860
01:03:29,654 --> 01:03:30,632
to toally heartbroken
861
01:03:30,721 --> 01:03:32,701
in a matter
of hours.
862
01:03:34,158 --> 01:03:36,138
I caught him
cheating on me.
863
01:03:40,531 --> 01:03:41,631
And how did
you catch him
864
01:03:41,632 --> 01:03:43,612
cheating on you?
865
01:03:47,505 --> 01:03:49,644
I know the password
to his email account
866
01:03:51,142 --> 01:03:52,475
I figured it out
by reading emails
867
01:03:52,476 --> 01:03:54,456
that he sent to
his best friend.
868
01:03:56,214 --> 01:03:58,194
He has the same
password for everything.
869
01:03:58,616 --> 01:04:01,028
His emails, his MySpace,
870
01:04:01,285 --> 01:04:03,265
his bank account.
871
01:04:04,856 --> 01:04:06,836
I figured it out
a long time ago,
872
01:04:07,091 --> 01:04:08,069
but
873
01:04:08,192 --> 01:04:09,102
I didn't make
it a habit
874
01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:11,140
of spying on him.
875
01:04:11,562 --> 01:04:12,729
Just a couple
times when he
876
01:04:12,730 --> 01:04:14,676
was acting strange.
877
01:04:16,834 --> 01:04:18,814
I guess I never
really did trust him.
878
01:04:23,274 --> 01:04:25,254
And are you still
spying on him?
879
01:04:29,213 --> 01:04:30,590
Yeah...
880
01:04:30,648 --> 01:04:32,628
I guess so.
881
01:04:33,317 --> 01:04:34,694
I know I shouldn't be
882
01:04:34,852 --> 01:04:36,832
but I can't help it.
883
01:04:40,291 --> 01:04:41,429
Why?
884
01:04:42,159 --> 01:04:44,139
What is it that
you hope to find?
885
01:04:47,865 --> 01:04:49,845
I guess I just want
to find some indiction
886
01:04:50,101 --> 01:04:52,081
that he misses me,
887
01:04:52,136 --> 01:04:54,138
that he feels bad
and guilty,
888
01:04:54,238 --> 01:04:56,218
and that he thinks he
made a mistake.
889
01:05:01,345 --> 01:05:03,325
And is that what
you've found?
890
01:05:09,387 --> 01:05:11,367
No.
891
01:05:12,123 --> 01:05:14,103
It's been the
exact opposite.
892
01:05:14,825 --> 01:05:15,701
It's like,
893
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:18,140
being able to read
somebody's mind,
894
01:05:18,529 --> 01:05:20,130
but only finding out
things that you
895
01:05:20,131 --> 01:05:22,111
wish you didn't
know about.
896
01:05:29,941 --> 01:05:32,649
What is it that you
want to do with your life?
897
01:05:40,384 --> 01:05:43,126
Right now I just want
to get out of my head.
898
01:05:44,255 --> 01:05:46,235
I want to turn
these thoughts off.
899
01:05:46,958 --> 01:05:49,495
I can't stop
thinking about this.
900
01:05:53,297 --> 01:05:55,743
This is driving me crazy.
901
01:06:02,506 --> 01:06:04,247
And is that why
902
01:06:04,308 --> 01:06:06,288
you want to be on
a reality T.V. show?
903
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:25,439
- Here we are, on
the beach. 7:30 a.m.
904
01:06:26,931 --> 01:06:28,911
Cold and misty here,
on the beach.
905
01:06:40,511 --> 01:06:42,491
[Turns off camera.]
906
01:07:01,665 --> 01:07:03,008
Whew...
907
01:07:03,234 --> 01:07:04,372
It's chilly
out there man.
908
01:07:04,435 --> 01:07:06,415
- I bet it is.
909
01:07:07,571 --> 01:07:08,914
- OK, so if I have
to go out there
910
01:07:08,973 --> 01:07:10,452
every half hour...
911
01:07:10,541 --> 01:07:11,708
That basically means,
912
01:07:11,709 --> 01:07:13,689
8:05 I'll go back out.
913
01:07:15,346 --> 01:07:17,326
- You know, your
grandma and I
914
01:07:17,381 --> 01:07:18,587
came here once.
915
01:07:18,649 --> 01:07:20,993
Well, a whole bunch
of us did,
916
01:07:21,052 --> 01:07:23,053
from the center.
917
01:07:23,054 --> 01:07:24,721
That was when they
were doing those,
918
01:07:24,722 --> 01:07:25,700
those "field trips."
919
01:07:25,756 --> 01:07:27,497
- Wait, you came to
this exact spot?
920
01:07:27,591 --> 01:07:28,569
- Yeah.
921
01:07:28,759 --> 01:07:30,739
I remember...
I remember that rock.
922
01:07:31,362 --> 01:07:32,500
- Which one? The big one?
923
01:07:32,563 --> 01:07:32,973
- Yeah.
924
01:07:33,297 --> 01:07:34,764
- Huh. You know, I
think I actually
925
01:07:34,765 --> 01:07:36,599
I think I remember
her talking about that.
926
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:37,510
That trip.
927
01:07:37,568 --> 01:07:39,309
- She loved to go
out in the world.
928
01:07:39,403 --> 01:07:41,383
- Oh she loved it.
Any kind of road trip...
929
01:07:41,472 --> 01:07:42,610
- Yeah.
930
01:07:42,706 --> 01:07:44,014
- She was fun.
931
01:07:47,945 --> 01:07:49,549
You look nice today, Otis.
932
01:07:49,613 --> 01:07:51,593
That's a great suit
you have on there.
933
01:07:51,782 --> 01:07:53,762
- Oh, well...
934
01:07:53,851 --> 01:07:55,831
[Chuckle] Thank you, Eli.
935
01:07:57,321 --> 01:07:58,527
I thought I should
936
01:07:59,356 --> 01:08:01,336
look my best.
937
01:08:06,864 --> 01:08:08,571
- So what's this?
938
01:08:08,632 --> 01:08:10,612
- Oh it's the, uhh...
939
01:08:10,768 --> 01:08:12,008
It's the soap film.
940
01:08:12,536 --> 01:08:13,514
- Oh, yeah...
941
01:08:13,571 --> 01:08:14,675
- So you finished it?
942
01:08:15,106 --> 01:08:16,847
[Laughs to himself]
943
01:08:16,941 --> 01:08:18,921
- I don't know whether
it'll ever be finished,
944
01:08:18,976 --> 01:08:20,956
but uhh, that's the sample.
945
01:08:21,545 --> 01:08:23,525
- Cool.
946
01:08:25,082 --> 01:08:26,356
- I was wondering...
947
01:08:28,052 --> 01:08:29,759
Do you think
we could...
948
01:08:30,321 --> 01:08:31,855
give that to one of
the people from the
949
01:08:31,856 --> 01:08:32,857
film company?
950
01:08:33,657 --> 01:08:35,058
Oh...
951
01:08:35,059 --> 01:08:36,868
Y'know, its just
us today.
952
01:08:38,362 --> 01:08:39,896
Yeah, they're coming
out on Friday to
953
01:08:39,897 --> 01:08:41,531
do the commercial,
but its just you
954
01:08:41,532 --> 01:08:42,977
and me today.
955
01:08:43,634 --> 01:08:45,368
You know, I could
give that to Chloey though
956
01:08:45,369 --> 01:08:47,349
and maybe she can
pass it on to them.
957
01:08:47,771 --> 01:08:48,977
.OkaV-
958
01:08:49,940 --> 01:08:52,079
- Is that why you got
all dressed up today, then?
959
01:08:52,676 --> 01:08:54,519
- No, no...
960
01:08:57,081 --> 01:08:59,048
-ls Chloey your
girlfriend?
961
01:08:59,049 --> 01:09:01,996
- No, nope.
She's ah...
962
01:09:02,486 --> 01:09:04,466
She's my roommate.
963
01:09:05,489 --> 01:09:06,934
She got me
this job though.
964
01:09:07,558 --> 01:09:08,901
We're just friends.
965
01:09:10,461 --> 01:09:11,667
- Do you uh...
966
01:09:13,063 --> 01:09:14,864
Do you have a
girlfriend now?
967
01:09:14,865 --> 01:09:16,845
- No, I don't.
968
01:09:17,434 --> 01:09:19,569
"Why not?
969
01:09:19,570 --> 01:09:21,371
- Well, I...
y'know...
970
01:09:21,372 --> 01:09:23,940
I think its just...
Its hard to meet people.
971
01:09:23,941 --> 01:09:25,579
Y'know?
972
01:09:25,976 --> 01:09:27,777
And I have a
bad habit of
973
01:09:27,778 --> 01:09:29,758
falling in love
with lesbians.
974
01:09:32,183 --> 01:09:34,424
Lesbians?
975
01:09:34,485 --> 01:09:37,398
- Yeah. You know,
lesbians, like, um
976
01:09:38,055 --> 01:09:40,035
women who like
other women.
977
01:09:40,791 --> 01:09:44,568
- Oh, right. Right.
Lesbians.
978
01:09:49,133 --> 01:09:50,612
- How about you?
979
01:09:50,668 --> 01:09:52,669
Any new love interests?
980
01:09:52,670 --> 01:09:54,411
- Oh...
981
01:09:55,072 --> 01:09:56,847
No, no more for me.
982
01:09:57,441 --> 01:10:00,615
Eli, I'm through
dating.
983
01:10:00,911 --> 01:10:02,891
- Yeah? I thought,
ah,
984
01:10:02,980 --> 01:10:04,914
there must be a lot
of nice ladies at the
985
01:10:04,915 --> 01:10:06,082
senior center.
986
01:10:06,083 --> 01:10:08,154
Who would love to
be your dance partner.
987
01:10:09,420 --> 01:10:11,400
- I've loved two...
988
01:10:11,822 --> 01:10:13,768
two amazing women
in my life
989
01:10:20,130 --> 01:10:22,110
I outlived both
of them.
990
01:10:24,435 --> 01:10:26,415
I can't go through
that again.
991
01:10:30,207 --> 01:10:32,414
- I'm sorry man,
I was just..
992
01:10:32,476 --> 01:10:34,456
I guess I was kidding
or something...
993
01:10:34,945 --> 01:10:36,925
- No, its okay.
994
01:10:40,084 --> 01:10:42,064
- Y'know, when my
grandpa died
995
01:10:44,221 --> 01:10:46,201
I was so worried
about my grandma.
996
01:10:48,592 --> 01:10:51,198
Just...scared that
she would be alone
997
01:10:51,262 --> 01:10:54,675
and lonely...and sad
for the rest of her life.
998
01:10:56,467 --> 01:10:58,037
Y'know?
999
01:11:00,037 --> 01:11:02,608
And then you
came along and
1000
01:11:03,641 --> 01:11:05,211
you were so
good to her.
1001
01:11:05,276 --> 01:11:07,256
I mean, you
picked her up.
1002
01:11:07,878 --> 01:11:10,119
And made her so happy
1003
01:11:13,217 --> 01:11:15,197
you really took
care of her.
1004
01:11:26,030 --> 01:11:28,231
- Y'know I've just
always wanted to
1005
01:11:28,232 --> 01:11:29,939
thank you for that.
1006
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,980
- It was good
for both of us.
1007
01:11:34,505 --> 01:11:36,246
- We'd, we'd both been
through the same
1008
01:11:36,307 --> 01:11:37,650
thing and...
1009
01:11:40,544 --> 01:11:42,312
well we
1010
01:11:42,313 --> 01:11:45,315
we helped each
other get over it.
1011
01:11:45,316 --> 01:11:47,296
- Yeah.
1012
01:12:03,834 --> 01:12:06,169
- Hi, I'm Katrina
Collins - I got this
1013
01:12:06,170 --> 01:12:08,116
letter in the mail.
1014
01:12:08,706 --> 01:12:10,606
Is this where
I'm suppose to be?
1015
01:12:10,607 --> 01:12:12,052
- Yeah, this is the place.
1016
01:12:12,109 --> 01:12:13,679
Just get in line
over there.
1017
01:12:30,060 --> 01:12:32,228
- Hello? Yes, hi.
1018
01:12:32,229 --> 01:12:34,130
I'm sorry to
bother you.
1019
01:12:34,131 --> 01:12:36,168
I'm calling to find
out if anyone
1020
01:12:36,233 --> 01:12:38,804
at this number knew,
or was related to,
1021
01:12:38,869 --> 01:12:40,849
Kelly Ann Langston.
1022
01:12:41,839 --> 01:12:44,217
Kelly...Ann...Langston
1023
01:12:46,377 --> 01:12:47,844
I'm calling to see if
1024
01:12:47,845 --> 01:12:49,825
anyone at this number
may have known her.
1025
01:12:52,983 --> 01:12:55,752
No, no, its okay.
1026
01:12:55,753 --> 01:12:58,791
I'm sorry to bother
you...
1027
01:12:58,922 --> 01:13:00,902
Thank you...
1028
01:13:22,613 --> 01:13:24,593
- The question, I know
1029
01:13:25,048 --> 01:13:26,916
that each and everyone
of you is asking
1030
01:13:26,917 --> 01:13:29,852
yourself right now is...
1031
01:13:29,853 --> 01:13:31,754
Do I have what
it takes
1032
01:13:31,755 --> 01:13:33,701
to be on
reality television?
1033
01:13:34,658 --> 01:13:37,026
Well, I'm here
to tell you
1034
01:13:37,027 --> 01:13:39,028
that the answer...
1035
01:13:39,029 --> 01:13:40,363
is yes!
1036
01:13:40,364 --> 01:13:41,364
Okay?
1037
01:13:41,365 --> 01:13:43,032
Yes to you...
1038
01:13:43,033 --> 01:13:44,834
Yes to you...
1039
01:13:44,835 --> 01:13:46,669
Yes to you...
1040
01:13:46,670 --> 01:13:48,337
Yeah, yes to you...
1041
01:13:48,338 --> 01:13:50,648
Yes to all of you.
1042
01:13:51,208 --> 01:13:53,620
See, because the very
fact that you're here
1043
01:13:53,677 --> 01:13:56,212
right now means that
you've passed
1044
01:13:56,213 --> 01:13:58,659
the first test, which is...
1045
01:13:59,049 --> 01:14:01,723
Does this person
have the motivation
1046
01:14:02,219 --> 01:14:03,686
to do it?
1047
01:14:03,687 --> 01:14:05,388
I know - there's a lot
of people out there
1048
01:14:05,389 --> 01:14:07,256
they talk and
they talk
1049
01:14:07,257 --> 01:14:09,032
about doing it, alright?
1050
01:14:09,126 --> 01:14:11,197
But you got out
of bed this
1051
01:14:11,261 --> 01:14:13,332
morning and stood up
and said
1052
01:14:13,997 --> 01:14:15,408
I am going to do it!
1053
01:14:16,033 --> 01:14:18,013
Right? Okay, so why
1054
01:14:18,435 --> 01:14:20,415
why don't you say
that to me right now?
1055
01:14:21,038 --> 01:14:23,018
"I am going to do it!"
1056
01:14:23,974 --> 01:14:26,442
- I am going to do it!
1057
01:14:26,443 --> 01:14:27,710
'Again!
1058
01:14:27,711 --> 01:14:29,691
I am going to do it!
1059
01:14:29,746 --> 01:14:30,281
Huh?
1060
01:14:30,414 --> 01:14:33,349
- I am going to do it!
1061
01:14:33,350 --> 01:14:33,987
- OK.
1062
01:14:34,051 --> 01:14:35,451
So now does anyone
else have any more
1063
01:14:35,452 --> 01:14:37,193
questions about motivation?
1064
01:14:37,788 --> 01:14:39,859
[Chuckles]
I didn't think so.
1065
01:14:39,923 --> 01:14:42,233
OK, so now we know
we have the motivation
1066
01:14:42,493 --> 01:14:43,826
But now...
1067
01:14:43,827 --> 01:14:45,807
How do we know
1068
01:14:45,863 --> 01:14:49,037
if we have that
special something?
1069
01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:52,242
That certain thing
1070
01:14:52,302 --> 01:14:54,304
that reality T.v.
show directors
1071
01:14:54,371 --> 01:14:56,351
are looking for.
1072
01:14:56,974 --> 01:14:59,420
That's what we're here
to talk about, today.
1073
01:14:59,710 --> 01:15:00,476
That
1074
01:15:00,477 --> 01:15:02,457
is why Talent Services America
1075
01:15:02,746 --> 01:15:05,090
is here, in Beaverton Oregon.
1076
01:15:05,182 --> 01:15:06,320
OK?
1077
01:15:06,383 --> 01:15:07,828
OK, did everyone bring
1078
01:15:07,885 --> 01:15:09,865
their headshots
and audition videos?
1079
01:15:10,087 --> 01:15:12,067
I hope so, OK?
1080
01:15:12,122 --> 01:15:13,789
Because we're going to
be looking at those
1081
01:15:13,790 --> 01:15:14,991
and we're going
to be going over
1082
01:15:14,992 --> 01:15:16,392
the detailed specifics
1083
01:15:16,393 --> 01:15:18,464
about how you can
present yourself
1084
01:15:18,795 --> 01:15:21,435
in ways that you
never thought possible.
1085
01:15:21,498 --> 01:15:23,478
OK?
1086
01:15:24,401 --> 01:15:26,836
[Music From Instructional
Video Begins Playing]
1087
01:15:26,837 --> 01:15:28,437
- I like traveling,
1088
01:15:28,438 --> 01:15:30,273
SCUBA diving, volleyball,
1089
01:15:30,274 --> 01:15:32,254
and pretty much all
sons of adventure.
1090
01:15:32,442 --> 01:15:36,322
So please consider me
for your reality T.V. show.
1091
01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:39,154
Because I won't let you down!
1092
01:15:46,557 --> 01:15:48,537
Chrissy...
1093
01:15:49,359 --> 01:15:50,526
that
1094
01:15:50,527 --> 01:15:52,194
W8.S
1095
01:15:52,195 --> 01:15:53,963
excellent.
1096
01:15:53,964 --> 01:15:55,064
OK?
1097
01:15:55,065 --> 01:15:57,045
You looked great.
1098
01:15:57,200 --> 01:15:59,942
I really felt like I
got to know you
1099
01:16:00,837 --> 01:16:02,475
and
1100
01:16:02,539 --> 01:16:04,519
you're clearly a natural.
1101
01:16:06,310 --> 01:16:08,311
The camerawork was
a little bit shaky
1102
01:16:08,312 --> 01:16:09,545
but that's nothing
we can't fix.
1103
01:16:09,546 --> 01:16:10,354
OK?
1104
01:16:10,414 --> 01:16:12,081
But what I'd
really like to know
1105
01:16:12,082 --> 01:16:13,983
is what would
happen if one of our
1106
01:16:13,984 --> 01:16:15,885
Hollywood makeup artists
1107
01:16:15,886 --> 01:16:17,386
got their hands on you.
1108
01:16:17,387 --> 01:16:18,195
OK?
1109
01:16:18,255 --> 01:16:20,360
Don't get me wrong,
you look great.
1110
01:16:20,991 --> 01:16:21,991
But.
1111
01:16:21,992 --> 01:16:23,972
Like I was telling
Tina earlier,
1112
01:16:24,094 --> 01:16:26,472
video cameras can
be very unforgiving
1113
01:16:26,597 --> 01:16:29,365
OK? That's why it's
important that we
1114
01:16:29,366 --> 01:16:31,346
have a professional
makeup artist
1115
01:16:31,468 --> 01:16:32,947
IO GVGFI OUI "16 SCOTS.
1116
01:16:33,036 --> 01:16:35,243
OK? But excellent,
excellent work.
1117
01:16:35,305 --> 01:16:36,943
- Thank you so much.
1118
01:16:37,007 --> 01:16:38,987
Making the video
was so much fun.
1119
01:16:39,242 --> 01:16:42,011
It was like I was keeping
a diary, or something.
1120
01:16:42,012 --> 01:16:43,412
- Yeah.
1121
01:16:43,413 --> 01:16:45,484
Yeah, well, you
really revealed yourself.
1122
01:16:45,916 --> 01:16:48,089
OK? That's tough.
1123
01:16:49,252 --> 01:16:51,061
I should know.
1124
01:16:51,121 --> 01:16:53,101
Really, really good work.
1125
01:16:56,259 --> 01:16:58,239
So, who do we have next?
1126
01:16:58,362 --> 01:16:59,204
[Clears Throat]
1127
01:17:00,397 --> 01:17:02,377
Katrina Collins?
1128
01:17:02,432 --> 01:17:04,033
Katrina, where you at?
1129
01:17:04,034 --> 01:17:05,534
Oh, OK...
1130
01:17:05,535 --> 01:17:08,015
Well, let's see what
you've got for us.
1131
01:17:12,643 --> 01:17:14,520
- Hi. My name is
Katrina Collins.
1132
01:17:14,645 --> 01:17:15,623
I live in Port
1133
01:17:15,879 --> 01:17:17,187
- We'll just skip
through the intro
1134
01:17:17,247 --> 01:17:18,521
since we're
pressed for time.
1135
01:17:18,615 --> 01:17:20,216
- Gured out why
I want to be on
1136
01:17:20,217 --> 01:17:22,197
a reality T. V.
show so badly.
1137
01:17:22,653 --> 01:17:24,963
At first I thought
it would just be fun
1138
01:17:25,022 --> 01:17:27,023
like this big adventure
I could go on,
1139
01:17:27,024 --> 01:17:29,004
and my friends could watch.
1140
01:17:30,060 --> 01:17:32,040
And now it's different
1141
01:17:32,896 --> 01:17:34,864
Reading Brian's email
is like watching him
1142
01:17:34,865 --> 01:17:36,845
on reality T.V.
1143
01:17:37,034 --> 01:17:39,173
I think I want him to
see me in the same way.
1144
01:17:39,536 --> 01:17:41,537
I want him to see
me moving on
1145
01:17:41,538 --> 01:17:43,176
and having fun.
1146
01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:44,947
- What's that on her head?
1147
01:17:45,008 --> 01:17:46,112
[Crowd laughs]
1148
01:17:46,176 --> 01:17:47,917
- And maybe I want
him to be jealous.
1149
01:17:47,978 --> 01:17:49,311
I don't know.
I don't want him to
1150
01:17:49,312 --> 01:17:50,620
completely forget about me.
1151
01:17:52,182 --> 01:17:53,349
OK.
1152
01:17:53,350 --> 01:17:55,184
Here is an example
1153
01:17:55,185 --> 01:17:58,098
of a video that
is very heartfelt,
1154
01:17:58,355 --> 01:18:00,494
but might not be
1155
01:18:00,557 --> 01:18:03,037
best suited for
an audition tape.
1156
01:18:03,393 --> 01:18:04,560
Katrina,
1157
01:18:04,561 --> 01:18:08,134
I'd really like to see what
you could come up with,
1158
01:18:08,198 --> 01:18:09,404
with one of our
1159
01:18:09,466 --> 01:18:11,446
professional
videographers.
1160
01:18:11,702 --> 01:18:13,648
We really want
to figure out
1161
01:18:13,704 --> 01:18:15,411
what you're all about.
1162
01:18:15,472 --> 01:18:16,605
OK?
1163
01:18:16,606 --> 01:18:18,586
Like, what drives Katrina?
1164
01:18:18,642 --> 01:18:19,382
Alright?
1165
01:18:19,609 --> 01:18:22,021
Plus I think you could
use a little bit of help
1166
01:18:22,079 --> 01:18:23,615
with makeup and wardrobe,
1167
01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:27,093
just to bring out
your inner beauty. OK?
1168
01:18:27,517 --> 01:18:30,157
But uhh, I love the
crazy bear hat
1169
01:18:30,220 --> 01:18:32,200
that you were wearing,
though.
1170
01:18:32,255 --> 01:18:34,490
I mean, where on Earth
did you find that, huh?
1171
01:18:34,491 --> 01:18:35,697
[Laughs to himself]
1172
01:18:36,226 --> 01:18:38,137
[Makes growling noises]
1173
01:18:38,361 --> 01:18:40,341
OK, now we're getting
close to lunchtime
1174
01:18:40,430 --> 01:18:42,431
so what I want to do
now is share with you
1175
01:18:42,432 --> 01:18:44,433
some information about
becoming a member
1176
01:18:44,434 --> 01:18:46,035
of our team.
1177
01:18:46,036 --> 01:18:48,016
And I also want to talk
to you about
1178
01:18:48,071 --> 01:18:50,176
a special deal that
you won't find listed
1179
01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:51,446
on these sheets.
1180
01:18:51,508 --> 01:18:54,376
We decided that, today
only, we're going to
1181
01:18:54,377 --> 01:18:56,516
ofier a special deal
that includes our
1182
01:18:56,580 --> 01:18:58,581
full representation
package,
1183
01:18:58,582 --> 01:19:00,687
with headshois and
video audition tape,
1184
01:19:00,951 --> 01:19:04,194
all for the phenomenally
ridiculous price of
1185
01:19:04,254 --> 01:19:06,234
One hundred and
ninety nine dollars.
1186
01:19:06,356 --> 01:19:08,336
OK. We take all major
credit cards
1187
01:19:08,391 --> 01:19:10,268
and we get
started today.
1188
01:19:10,327 --> 01:19:11,160
Yeah.
1189
01:19:11,161 --> 01:19:12,661
- Are we going to
actually audition for
1190
01:19:12,662 --> 01:19:14,263
any shows today?
1191
01:19:14,264 --> 01:19:16,098
- That's the
beauty of it.
1192
01:19:16,099 --> 01:19:17,666
When you sign
up with us
1193
01:19:17,667 --> 01:19:19,135
you're actually
auditioning for
1194
01:19:19,136 --> 01:19:20,603
several shows at once.
1195
01:19:20,604 --> 01:19:21,604
OK?
1196
01:19:21,605 --> 01:19:23,606
And I personally make sure
1197
01:19:23,607 --> 01:19:24,740
that your information
1198
01:19:24,741 --> 01:19:26,575
is put in front of the
top casting directors
1199
01:19:26,576 --> 01:19:28,444
in the business
1200
01:19:28,445 --> 01:19:30,446
- But we have to
pay for this stuff first?
1201
01:19:30,447 --> 01:19:32,281
- Well, think about it
like you're making
1202
01:19:32,282 --> 01:19:33,649
an investment
in your future.
1203
01:19:33,650 --> 01:19:35,651
Kind of like
going to college.
1204
01:19:35,652 --> 01:19:37,632
OK. So once you
fill out your forms
1205
01:19:38,054 --> 01:19:40,034
give them back
to us,
1206
01:19:40,090 --> 01:19:41,657
and then we're going
to break for lunch.
1207
01:19:41,658 --> 01:19:43,325
Be back here by
one o'clock.
1208
01:19:43,326 --> 01:19:45,306
There is a fantastic
food court outside.
1209
01:19:45,362 --> 01:19:46,495
And I think there's a
1210
01:19:46,496 --> 01:19:47,363
And I think there's a
1211
01:19:47,364 --> 01:19:49,365
meatball sandwhich
in my future.
1212
01:19:49,366 --> 01:19:51,346
I can smell
my name on it.
1213
01:22:50,981 --> 01:22:52,781
- Hey, look.
1214
01:22:52,782 --> 01:22:54,750
Is that woman,
1215
01:22:54,751 --> 01:22:56,731
is that woman
spreading ashes?
1216
01:22:59,589 --> 01:23:01,569
She is, look.
1217
01:23:02,325 --> 01:23:04,305
- Yeah.
1218
01:23:04,694 --> 01:23:06,674
That's how I
want to go.
1219
01:23:06,997 --> 01:23:09,978
Just spread my
ashes on the water.
1220
01:23:10,467 --> 01:23:12,879
Matter of fact, this
would be a good place.
1221
01:23:14,404 --> 01:23:16,472
- Now Otis, you can't
go dying on me.
1222
01:23:16,473 --> 01:23:18,817
Who's car would
I borrow?
1223
01:23:19,642 --> 01:23:21,952
- Well it won't be
too long, Eli.
1224
01:23:23,246 --> 01:23:25,226
What are you
talking about?
1225
01:23:25,415 --> 01:23:27,395
You're doing great.
1226
01:23:27,784 --> 01:23:29,764
What, you're only 84.
1227
01:23:31,721 --> 01:23:34,327
I bet you'll live to be
100 before you know it.
1228
01:23:34,891 --> 01:23:37,371
Oh God, I hope not.
1229
01:23:38,261 --> 01:23:40,571
I don't want to be 100.
1230
01:23:41,264 --> 01:23:43,710
You know I've seen
a lot of things in my life
1231
01:23:45,301 --> 01:23:47,281
and met a lot of people
1232
01:23:48,038 --> 01:23:50,018
I've had a good life.
1233
01:24:03,753 --> 01:24:06,233
- You know what?
I better get out there.
1234
01:24:07,057 --> 01:24:09,037
- Oh yeah. It's 10:05.
1235
01:24:10,960 --> 01:24:13,236
- Yeah. The tide is
coming in too.
1236
01:24:13,396 --> 01:24:15,876
Alright, another shot here.
1237
01:25:00,477 --> 01:25:02,457
[Listens to message
on answering machine]
1238
01:25:04,747 --> 01:25:06,482
Hey Eli, it's Chloe.
1239
01:25:06,483 --> 01:25:08,350
So hey, the director got
excited about the color
1240
01:25:08,351 --> 01:25:09,852
of the changing leaves
and decided to
1241
01:25:09,853 --> 01:25:11,520
change the
commercial to a
1242
01:25:11,521 --> 01:25:13,355
Sunday drive
through the forest.
1243
01:25:13,356 --> 01:25:14,994
So, sorry you spent all
day out there for nothing.
1244
01:25:15,058 --> 01:25:16,125
I mean, don't worry
1245
01:25:16,126 --> 01:25:17,693
you'll still get
paid and all.
1246
01:25:17,694 --> 01:25:19,394
I would've called you
on your cell phone,
1247
01:25:19,395 --> 01:25:20,562
but you don't
have a cell phone.
1248
01:25:20,563 --> 01:25:21,730
But yeah, sorry about
1249
01:25:21,731 --> 01:25:22,931
all of the food
in the kitchen.
1250
01:25:22,932 --> 01:25:24,099
That's for the
shoot tomorrow,
1251
01:25:24,100 --> 01:25:25,636
so don't eat it. Bye.
1252
01:26:01,671 --> 01:26:04,481
- Welcome to the world
of the unbelievable.
1253
01:26:05,508 --> 01:26:07,784
Join us as we explore
the fascinating world
1254
01:26:07,844 --> 01:26:09,016
of soap film
1255
01:26:09,379 --> 01:26:11,359
and all its
splendid charms
1256
01:26:12,182 --> 01:26:14,128
We have replaced a
standard hand-held
1257
01:26:14,184 --> 01:26:16,164
magnifier with a
video camera
1258
01:26:16,452 --> 01:26:18,687
in order to capture the
natural, unfettered
1259
01:26:18,688 --> 01:26:21,601
beauty unique to soap film.
1260
01:26:25,628 --> 01:26:27,767
[Turns off video]
1261
01:26:31,401 --> 01:26:33,381
.H6y-
1262
01:26:34,938 --> 01:26:36,939
I haven't seen you
in a while.
1263
01:26:36,940 --> 01:26:38,006
I was starting to think
1264
01:26:38,007 --> 01:26:39,987
you didn't live here any more.
1265
01:26:40,677 --> 01:26:41,655
- Thanks.
1266
01:26:41,811 --> 01:26:43,484
- How's it going?
1267
01:26:43,580 --> 01:26:45,560
OK. I guess
1268
01:26:45,949 --> 01:26:47,929
- Are you collecting
stuffed animals now?
1269
01:26:48,117 --> 01:26:49,425
- No.
1270
01:26:49,619 --> 01:26:51,599
These are for
a new project.
1271
01:26:51,688 --> 01:26:53,668
I'm going to make
things with them.
1272
01:26:54,524 --> 01:26:56,525
I realized today that I
totally need to change
1273
01:26:56,526 --> 01:26:58,506
what I'm doing
with my life.
1274
01:26:58,795 --> 01:27:00,103
- Ah. I know
what you mean.
1275
01:27:00,163 --> 01:27:02,143
I think I had one
of those days too.
1276
01:27:06,703 --> 01:27:08,683
- Have you, uhh.
Umm.
1277
01:27:10,240 --> 01:27:12,220
Nevermind.
1278
01:27:12,675 --> 01:27:13,813
.H6y-
1279
01:27:14,010 --> 01:27:15,148
Huh?
1280
01:27:15,511 --> 01:27:17,491
- Nothing
1281
01:27:20,216 --> 01:27:22,196
- Have you ever
had your heart broken?
1282
01:27:24,687 --> 01:27:27,668
- Yeah. I think so.
1283
01:27:28,157 --> 01:27:30,137
- How long does it last?
1284
01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:32,904
And how long does
it take to get better?
1285
01:27:34,030 --> 01:27:36,010
- I don't know.
1286
01:27:36,466 --> 01:27:38,446
I mean, it depends,
I guess.
1287
01:27:40,903 --> 01:27:44,680
Sometimes I think it
might just last forever.
1288
01:27:45,608 --> 01:27:47,588
- I hope not.
1289
01:27:50,146 --> 01:27:52,126
- Umm. Hey.
1290
01:27:52,181 --> 01:27:54,161
You want to go get
lunch tomorrow?
1291
01:27:55,118 --> 01:27:56,952
There's this really
great Thai place
1292
01:27:56,953 --> 01:27:58,933
I was planning
on going to.
1293
01:27:59,822 --> 01:28:01,802
- Maybe.
1294
01:28:02,725 --> 01:28:04,705
I like Thai food.86424
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