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[baseball organ music playing]

[cheering]

Wow, gang! Front row seats.

And right behind home plate.

I still think it's odd we got such great tickets for free

and from an anonymous sender.

MAN: Yo! Down in front!

Wow, fella, what's your problem?

You're my problem, guy.

-Hey! What did he do? -Nothing!

It's just a baseball thing.

[slurping noisily]

Like, dude! I love baseball.

And I love nachos.

You said it, Scooby-Doo!

-That's all part of it man! -Yeah! [laughs]

[chewing loudly]

[announcer] It's time for the first pitch!

So let's get on our feet

and welcome today's special guest.

[all cheering]

Zoinks! Like, it's...

[together] Award winning rapper and hip-hop sensation

-Macklemore! -[all cheering]

Hey, Seattle, make some noise!

[all cheering]

Now, before I throw out this pitch,

I want to talk to you for a minute.

This is my town.

I love this place.

One thing that I love

is that everyone takes pride in being from here.

And now, let's make some noise

if you feel that, Seattle.

[all cheering]

[chanting] Macklemore! Macklemore!

I love Macklemore!

-Uh? -[shaking]

[Macklemore] Wait, wait, what's going on y'all?

[breaking]

Um, is this like, part of the performance?

[ground shaking and cracking]

Whoa!

Whoa!

-[animal snarls] -It's got me!

Somebody, please, help me.

-Whoa! -[audience gasping]

[roaring]

[bats screeching]

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo And Guess Who? ♪

♪ We know you're One in a million ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ We can count on you, Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ To catch and unmask That villain ♪

[Fred] Hold the phone, it's Macklemore!

[panicked screaming]

-[growling] -[screaming]

Jeepers! We have to help Macklemore.

[monster grunting]

[all straining]

Eat chalk, mascot monster!

[monster grunting]

[all coughing]

[gang] Whoa!

[gasps] It's the ghost

of award winning rapper and hip-hop sensation

Macklemore.

Hmm. No, no. I'm okay, I'm okay.

I swear. Look, I'm okay.

-Phew! -[chuckles]

Let's get out of here before that thing comes back.

I don't know how to thank you guys.

No need thank us,

we're always glad to help, Mr. Macklemore.

I'm just glad you guys got

my free tickets and nachos vouchers.

[crunching]

Wait. You sent us those? Why?

I'm a big fan of all of you guys.

And, I need your help.

Everywhere I go, this zombie mascot

has been following me around like crazy.

Popping out, attacking me all over the place.

Here. Check these out.

See, right here.

Check this one out.

Here again.

Right there. Yep. There he is again.

Hmm. This is certainly peculiar.

So, what do you say? You'll help me out, gang?

We'd love to help you solve this mystery, Mr. Macklemore.

Really? All right!

-Hey! -[all gasping]

This area is restricted.

You're all outta here!

Sir, this is a simple misunderstanding. You see...

[screams] I said you're outta here!

Well, I don't think I like your attitude.

Hey, we just saved Macklemore.

So I think you could give us a tiny break.

-Outta here! -What?

We're outta here?

[all shouting]

[indistinct shouting]

[slurping] Whoa! Take it easy.

Hey, hey, hey, guys!

Like, calm down.

No fighting. It's okay.

Uh, it appears we all got a little bit carried away there.

I apologize.

[shouts] Sorry, I...

Sorry, I've been a little heated lately.

I told the team owner that this whole place

was gonna down in flames,

and they fired me.

But I'll show them.

Ooh, I'll show them all.

Well, I guess we have our first suspect.

And that calls for a celebration.

Let's go back to my place. I'm cooking.

[laughing excitedly]

-Yeah. Yeah. [giggling] -Yes. Yes. Yes.

Everyone, welcome to my house.

-[all exclaiming] -Wow.

Huh?

Hmm.

[monster grunting]

Huh. Odd.

You're probably wondering why

I have so many calf workout machines.

I was. Yes.

I'm just a guy that believes in strong calves,

plain and simple.

This is my assistant, Bevin.

He is the wind beneath my arms.

Or whatever that saying is.

You know what I'm talking about.

Bevin, me and my pals have had a long day.

Trust me. I think that

we could all use just a little snack.

Of course. Can I interest you in...

Pizza, coffee, more pizza, fries,

maybe some veggie quesadillas for our health foods.

Six of everything, Bevin, please.

-Make it snappy. -Yes, please.

Right away, sir.

That's my Bevin.

I don't even know how he does it.

Hey, you guys,

I saved my favorite room for last.

My baseball memorabilia room.

It's where I keep all my life-long prized possessions.

I didn't know one man could love baseball so much.

Careful not to touch anything.

It's all very fragile.

Why do you collect all this stuff?

My childhood dream

was to fill up a big room

with autographed balls, gloves, jerseys.

The only reason I even started rapping

was to buy baseball memorabilia.

[both] Wow!

-Zoinks! -Zombie mascot.

-FRED: Hold the phone! -DAPHNE: Jeepers!

That's my most prized possession.

The original mascot of the Seattle Jaguar.

It looks exactly like a monster that attacked you.

But if it's the Seattle Jaguars,

why is the mascot a yak?

Dunno, Daph. I think it's like a baseball thing.

[laughs] Check it out, Scoob,

it's just a costume.

Yeah. [laughing]

[making goofy sounds]

[blows raspberry and tickles]

[laughing]

[growls]

Hmm?

[growls menacingly]

[growling loudly]

[all screaming]

[both whimpering]

[growling loudly]

[growls menacingly]

[both gasp]

[both whimpering]

[grunting]

[crash]

[Daphne] Shaggy! Scooby!

[both panting]

[growls]

[all screaming]

[monster growling]

[all whimpering]

Ah!

Leave me alone, zombie!

Uh.

[groans]

[banging]

My calf machines!

Why, hello there!

Do you have an appointment?

Oh, my stars!

Look at these split ends.

Tragic. This just won't do.

Yeah, tragic.

Lucky for you a seat just opened up.

Make yourself comfortable.

Yeah, comfortable.

Your muscles are so tense.

Dude, you've got muscles of iron.

Oh, towel boy!

[soft sizzling]

[yelps]

[all gasping]

[bubbling]

-Uh... -Boy, that can't be good.

It isn't.

Let's motor out. Now!

Yikes! [screams]

[cracking and shaking]

Ruh roh!

Hey, is anybody else hungry?

I never got my slice.

[coughs] Right here, sir.

Bevin, you survived!

-Yes! -Oh, boy!

Are you sure this is okay?

The man wants pizza.

We should probably just do whatever he says.

Like, he's mourning the loss of his house, Fred.

That's real.

And pizza helps everything.

There is something fishy about this case.

But I just can't put my finger on it.

Totally. It's weird, right?

Hey, there's a baseball collectible store nearby.

I buy a lot of stuff from them. We should check it out.

Well, maybe it can lead to a clue.

[bell dings]

Everyone poke around.

See if you see anything suspicious.

Old "One Swing" Magee they called him.

Careful, young lady.

That card is priceless.

Name's Jasper.

J. Jasper Jasperson.

[sniffs] Y'all looking for anything in particular?

Actually, yes.

Do you know anything about the Seattle Jaguars?

A lot of these items here are from the ol' Jaguars.

Now most of this priceless stuff

is from the big game of nineteen aught eight.

The big game of 1908?

Aught eight.

That's when the curse

to the Seattle Jaguars began.

It was the bottom of the 7th,

just after the 7th inning stretch,

and One Swing Magee was up to bat.

The Jaguars were down by two runs,

but they had two guys on base.

[announcer]And here's the pitch.

Tedford throws a fast ball, Magee swinging!

It's a deep fly ball into right center field.

Folks, this looks like it's gonna be a goner.

It's going, going, going.

[groans]

[crowd groaning]

You're outta here.

[Jasper] It was a sure-fire home run ruined.

They booed the mascot off the field for what he'd done.

And the Seattle Jaguars lost that game.

But that wasn't all...

Angry fans chased the mascot through the tunnels

beneath the stadium.

An at that very moment

a great earthquake struck

shaking the cave walls until they collapsed.

Dooming the mascot to haunt the stadium

-for all eternity. -[cheering]

The costume was only recently discovered

and I sold it to Macklemore.

And it's been stalking him ever since.

[both gulp]

-[phone ringing] -[both gasp]

Hey, it's cool guys.

Don't trip. It's my ringtone.

-[phone beeps] -I think it's the insurance company.

Like, what are those?

Those appear to be sea mines?

Oh, yeah. Well, my papi was in the great war.

He gave me some deactivated sea mines

as a Hanukkah present one year.

Well, I suppose we've heard weirder.

Hey, you kids wanna see some more memorabilia?

I'll go grab it. It's in the back room.

[laughs]

[metal crashing]

[Jasper screaming] No! No, no.

-[growling] -[all gasping]

[growling loudly]

[both screaming]

[whimpering]

[Shaggy] Yo-ho, ho!

[crashing]

He went outta there!

-[roars loudly] -[all screaming]

[panting] Oh!

Like, oh, no.

Scoob, get away from that sea mine.

I'm trying,

but it's following me.

Zoinks!

[metal banging]

-[Shaggy screaming] -[gasps]

[metal banging]

[metal pins dings]

-[clock ticking] -Run!

[Fred] Macklemore, get down.

[all grunting]

-[blasting] -[crashing]

[crumbling]

Ruh roh!

Uh, I'm gonna have to call you back.

-[phone beeps] -Look, a doorway.

This mystery is really starting to come together.

Come on!

[door creaks open]

Up here, gang.

[all] Wah!

[Macklemore] It's the original Seattle Jaguars locker room.

Nobody has seen it

since the great cave-in of 1908.

The last game before the curse.

Ah, number eight.

Mickey "One Swing" Magee used to wear this.

He's like my favorite player of all time.

I bet he'd sit right here

on this stool and tie his cleats just--

-[roars] -Wah!

-Macklemore! -[gasps]

We have to go after him.

No, I have a better idea

to get Macklemore back and end this mystery.

But we're going to need the bait.

[whines] Oh, I hate being the bait.

[baseball theme music playing]

It's me, a mascot.

Yakkity yak!

Here comes the yak attack.

Batter up!

[Velma] Sports mascots are incredibly territorial.

With Scooby taking his place,

it's just a matter of time

before that zombie mascot shows up.

And it's three traps and you're out.

Or, uh, just trappin' time.

[grunts]

[Scooby] We need a pitcher,

not a glass of water.

We need a pitcher,

not a glass of water.

Single, double, triple home run.

Swing that bat until you're done.

Go... baseball!

[laughs]

[growls]

Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter,

swing batter!

[screams]

[roars loudly]

Look out! Zombie mascot.

Ah!

[both whimpering]

Shaggy! Scooby!

[mascot coughing]

[grunts]

Ratter up!

Ah!

[both screaming]

[all screaming]

-Ah! -[screaming]

[gas releasing]

[groans]

Hmm.

We got the zombie, gang.

Nice work.

[sniffs] Smells like gas.

Oh, no. Oh, no. The lights.

We all gotta get outta here.

Now! This place is gonna blow.

Hop aboard, dudes.

We're outta here.

Come on.

[blast]

Unbelievable!

Hey, I've been telling them to fix

those gas lines for months.

This place is gonna go down in flames.

I told 'em in exactly those words.

But nobody ever listens.

Wait, where's Macklemore?

Don't worry, Scooby,

because we're about to see

who this ghost mascot really is.

-[together] Macklemore! -Yep.

I'm confused!

It all makes perfect sense really.

I first noticed the mascot

had a very strong hold of Macklemore

when we were playing tug of war.

Which meant Macklemore was actually holding onto

something under the mound with his feet.

Normally this would be quite hard to do

with all of us pulling him.

Except his exercise equipment is all

calf-muscle based.

So he has very strong foot and leg control.

[Macklemore] It's true. I'm a calf guy.

I just dig having really strong calves.

But like, what about the arms

that grabbed you in the locker room?

You couldn't have grabbed yourself.

That was Bevin, yeah.

He wears a lot of hats. It's in his contract.

He got me the zombie robot mascot.

-[beeps] -The one at my house.

The only thing left is, why?

I'm just such a big fan of you guys.

And like, saying the "meddling kids" line,

that's been a dream of mine ever since I was little kid.

So, you blew up all your stuff,

including a stadium, and your own house,

just to say the "meddling kids" line?

That's just crazy, man.

-Yeah, crazy. -Yep.

So... can I?

-Dude, totally. -Go for it.

-Be our guest. -I guess so.

Absolutely.

Okay. Here it goes...

And I would have gotten away with it, too,

if it weren't for you meddling kids

and your talking dog.

So. Worth. It.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. That, that was good.

Totally worth it.

What's the big surprise, Macklemore?

You'll see. Open your eyes.

Surprise!

[all] Oh, wow!

Gee, Mr. Macklemore,

it sure was swell of you to build

a brand new baseball stadium for the city of Seattle.

Can I interest y'all in a game?

All right.

Batter up!

[theme music playing]