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- Go.
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- Happy birthday Dad,
this song is for you.
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♪ Oh yeah, it's only
to be yourself ♪
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♪ And even it's so boring
to be different people. ♪
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♪ So need to have
yourself be different ♪
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♪ But if you're honest then ♪
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♪ You can't be the
same as everyone else ♪
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♪ Oh yeah but if
everyone was the same ♪
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♪ No one would like it ♪
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♪ It would be no fun ♪
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♪ Oh yeah, be different,
it would be fun ♪
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- Happy birthday Dada.
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- We love you.
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- Love you.
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- Yeah, no those
are Mommy's old fake boobies
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that she would put in her bra.
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Now show me what they've become.
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♪ Yeah I feel free, ♪
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♪ Free, free ♪
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♪ Sunrise to a brand new day ♪
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♪ Bright eyes light up the way ♪
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♪ Yeah as far as I can see ♪
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♪ Yeah I'm free, free, free ♪
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- Go.
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♪ To live is to love ♪
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♪ To love is to live ♪
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♪ I got more than I could ♪
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♪ Ever want ♪
- Alright, again.
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♪ And this is it ♪
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- Yeah, Doc I understand that.
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No, no, I got the
message, I just...
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Do you know what stage?
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Is there...
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Well is there, is there
a biopsy or not a biopsy?
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Okay, uh.
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Alright, I just,
okay I can't...
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No I understand what
you're saying, I just...
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No I haven't talked to--
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- Hey idiot, hang up
the phone and drive!
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- Are you kidding me?
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Hey!
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- Lady--
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- How did that feel?
- Alright, alright,
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lady why don't
you just go back--
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- No, no, no, no,
how did it feel
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to drive like a douche
bag, cut off somebody
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and flip off a
mom in a mini van.
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That feel good to you?
- Yeah, nice and cathartic,
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real cathartic for me, yeah.
- Oh, good, good, good.
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I'm glad we could
work that out for you.
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- Alright now go back
to the PTA meeting,
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go back, no one cares--
- I'm not on the PTA!
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I'm not even on Booster!
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I used to be punk rock
- We're done,
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bye.
- Mr. Shitty, shit,
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shitter, shitty shit ass.
- Goodbye, goodbye.
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- Bag of shit, fart sniffing.
- Goodbye, goodbye.
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- No, not today, not today.
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- What?
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Hey, get--
- Today's the day
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that you listen--
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You don't get to treat
people like crap anymore!
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- Uh ma'am, excuse me.
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- What! What!
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- Are you alright?
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Do you need anything?
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- No, Mr. Helper, I'm
not actually alright.
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I happen to have cancer again!
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Cancer!
- Shit.
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- Stop hurting
people's feelings.
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Look out!
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I'm fine.
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- Hey, Mama.
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- Hi, guys.
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- Max, stop it.
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Max!
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Stop it, Max.
- Mom.
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- Mom.
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You're stupid.
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- You're stupid.
- Are you leaving or staying?
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Hello?
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Excuse me, I said are you
leaving or are you staying?
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- You need to shut the fuck up.
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- Mom!
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- Mom,
that's a bad word.
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That's like five bucks.
- That's the worst one.
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- I know, I know.
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- Hi.
- What's up?
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- What's up?
- How you doing?
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Good day at school?
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- Hey Dad.
- Hi, how are you?
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- Good.
- How was your day, good?
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Good, ah, no, mine.
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What's up, how was your day?
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- Good but Nikki's party's
on the same day as my party
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and Nikki says everybody's
gonna go to her party
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and nobody's gonna
go to my party,
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and Nikki says I
smell like old soup.
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- You don't smell like old soup
and Nikki's an idiot, okay?
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I love you.
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- Hey, there's my Ozzie!
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- Oh honey, no
not with the Ozzie.
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- No, no, don't honey please.
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Please don't, just
don't turn him on.
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Don't turn him on.
- Yeah just mute it.
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Don't turn them on.
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- You okay?
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- Uh, your mom, your mom called.
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- Okay.
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- She called and
you should call her.
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And I need a handle on
the door of the garage.
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I can't close it without a
handle, I don't have a handle.
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- Okay.
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Guys, please!
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Enough, the Ozzies inside.
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Jesus.
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- It's back.
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- What?
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What's back?
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- Cancer.
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Recurrence.
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Left breast this time.
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- How?
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You guys okay?
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Babe?
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Hey babe?
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- These floorboards
are disgusting.
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Like, crazy mold, dirty, spores.
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- Hey, hon?
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The phone, the doctor.
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Do you want to talk?
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I am using dulcet
tones in order to
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soothe you away from
your OCD psychotic break.
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- That was Dad's neighbor.
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He met her a thousand times.
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- Was it perfume lady or
the clickety clack teeth?
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- The teeth.
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Yeah she said Dad's
been gone all night.
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He left around four a.m.
and his door's open.
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Where are my keys?
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- I don't know.
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- Of course you don't know.
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But maybe if you
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maybe looked left or right
and helped me find them.
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Why are you putting hands on
me like a creepy spa attendant?
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- These are my dulcet hands.
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I'm trying to soothe
you with dulcet hands.
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- I have to go find him.
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- Nope, I've got it, okay?
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- No, no, no, no, I
know all his places.
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And you have to get
Scout's cake, okay?
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And no princesses, okay?
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She's already furious enough
without being relegated
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to some female stereotype.
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You might wanna pass
that on to your mom
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with her makeup and
the heels and all that.
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- Babe, babe, cake?
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- Oh, cake, um.
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In the book there are
pictures, just flip through.
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Point to the picture that
you want and order that
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but only order it
from Josh, the chef.
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- Josh.
- The chef.
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The chef.
- Chef.
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- Josh, yes.
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- No princesses.
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- You're it.
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Can you clean up around here?
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It's just looking a little--
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- Wait, seriously what's up?
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How are you? What's going on?
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- I gotta go get Dad.
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I don't know, I don't know.
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I'm kind of shocky right
now so I'm going with it.
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I'm worried about Dad.
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He's worse every day, he's
wandering, he's repeating.
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And the boobs, here we go
again, freakin' Groundhog Day.
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- You owe me a dollar.
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- Oh, freakin' doesn't count.
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You're it.
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- Yeah, it, it has,
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it's been about three
months since that invoice.
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If you could get that out to me,
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I'd really, really
appreciate it, okay?
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Guys, really, really?
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Just, you're gonna get me
arrested with all this water.
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Hey Jim!
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Yeah, it's true.
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How are you?
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Pay me.
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I'm kidding, not
really, I mean...
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Yeah if you could, uh, you could
send a check sometime soon.
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I was just joking
around but I do kind of
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need you to send that,
it's been a few months.
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Guys really, just try to
get some soap on the car.
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I like the whole thing,
no not you, I'm watching,
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I'm at a car wash.
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Okay, thanks.
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You guys are the worst
car washers in the world.
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- Jesus Christ.
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Pop.
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Hey.
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You okay? It's me.
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- Oh hi.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
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Buckle up, safety.
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- This car is quiet,
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this is great,
this is fantastic.
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- Alright, you good?
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- Yeah, it's
good to see you.
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- It's good to see you
too, Pop, let's go home.
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- Where are we going?
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- Home.
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- Okay.
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- What's that?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, buddy you gotta reduce
the fractions there and there.
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- No, no, that's not
the way he's telling us
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because he says we have to--
- I'm on the phone,
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I'm on the phone, on the phone.
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- Well you're doing it wrong.
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- Tell me something
I don't know.
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- Tone.
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- Really?
- Max, stop being a cop.
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- No, yeah I
understand, I get it.
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Just in the future if there's
any other work that you had,
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I would be open to, can you
hold on just one second pl-,
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Hello?
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Hey, babe?
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- Oh my god, this place hon,
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it's like Three Gardens
meets Martha Stewart.
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No, it's really
bad, it's horrible.
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Oh, no.
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These are bills.
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These are all bills,
these are bills.
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How long have you had these?
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Oh, god.
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No babe, I gotta call you
back, I gotta call you back.
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Oh wait, wait, wait, you
gotta get the cake today,
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you gotta get the cake today.
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Pop!
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You have to order it today
or it won't be ready in time.
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Fine, I'll call Paula.
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Yeah.
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No, she'll come watch the
kids, I'll call Paula.
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I'm gonna call her,
I'm gonna call her,
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I'm calling her, calling her
right now you can't stop me,
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you can't stop me,
okay I love you, bye.
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- Dad?
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- Hey, I'm good, I'm
good, don't worry.
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- If I'm done,
can I play guitar?
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- Yeah.
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- What?
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- I gotta go on an errand, okay?
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Are you okay with Auntie
Paula coming over?
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- Yeah, she paints my
nails and talks about boys.
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- You do know that Auntie Paula
is not your real aunt right?
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- Yeah, she's Mommy's
bestie after you.
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00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:36,841
- You also know that
she's crazy, right?
260
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,677
- She says you have
issues, what's that?
261
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,912
- Well that's something I'm
gonna talk to her about later.
262
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,814
Hey, are you the smartest
girl in the world?
263
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,082
- Says you.
264
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:46,217
- And do
boys think you ruin
265
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,051
all your stuffed animals?
266
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,719
- Says you.
267
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,553
- I love you.
268
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,421
- I love you.
269
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,162
- Well that was quick.
270
00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,730
Did you hear there was
a one dollar special
271
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,765
on well drinks here?
272
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,566
- Oh hey, captain tool.
273
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,403
I live two doors down, I
could be here in a heartbeat.
274
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,937
How is she?
275
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:10,174
- She's Bailey, she's excellent.
276
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,943
- Yeah I know, she barely
could get a sentence out
277
00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:15,946
on the phone between all the
ice munching so, not okay.
278
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:17,915
You know that right?
279
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,517
- Yes I know that.
280
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,787
Like I know about the auto
renewal on your Eharmony account.
281
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:23,788
Don't kill my kids.
282
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,489
- Try not to screw
up everything.
283
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:28,592
Scoutie.
284
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,860
- Hi, Paula.
285
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:32,696
- I brought lip gloss
and my old retainer.
286
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:33,864
- Is that good or bad?
287
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:40,438
- You gotta
be kidding me.
288
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:47,778
- Uh, excuse me.
289
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,647
We're waiting here.
290
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,916
You can't cut the line.
- No cuts.
291
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:52,783
- I'm just...
292
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,618
So this is, this is the line?
293
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,754
This is the line to get a cake?
294
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:57,788
- Yeah.
295
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,890
- It is, and the
end is over there.
296
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:03,894
- Are you serious?
297
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,164
Over there?
- Over there, yeah.
298
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,001
- Oh, here!
299
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,102
- Mm-hmm.
300
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,337
- Tourist.
301
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:14,672
- Dickhead.
302
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,812
No, no, no, no, no, don't do it.
303
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,314
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
304
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,583
- But this is the line
for the fancy cake?
305
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,084
- Yeah, this is the
line for the cakes.
306
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,752
Careful, you do not want to cut,
307
00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,788
they're crazy about cuts, okay?
308
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,591
- Okay, but this is the
line for the fancy cake?
309
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:34,358
- Yeah, yeah.
310
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,326
- Okay, okay.
311
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:38,362
I have a daughter,
five years old.
312
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:39,864
- Yeah.
313
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,666
- All she want is a
Penelope Power Princess cake
314
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:46,403
and the guy who owns
this place, um...
315
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:48,939
- Josh?
316
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,608
- Josh, yes, him!
317
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,042
I read that he's the
best for these cakes.
318
00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:53,711
- Yeah?
319
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,946
- My mom and me, we've
been saving money
320
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,315
for months to buy her cake.
321
00:16:58,317 --> 00:16:59,617
She's gonna be so happy.
322
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,052
- She's gonna love it.
- Bakery's closing
323
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,755
in five minutes, if you're here
to pick up, raise your hand.
324
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,995
We'll be taking
five more new orders
325
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,663
and the rest are on Monday.
326
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,164
- Are you kidding,
there's six people.
327
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,966
You can get one more, right?
328
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,067
- Five more orders.
329
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:18,102
- Are you serious?
330
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,970
One more?
331
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,286
Do you wanna go ahead of me?
332
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:37,421
- Are you sure?
333
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,356
- Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
334
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,025
Go get that cake.
335
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:41,926
- Thank you.
336
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:42,893
- You're welcome,
337
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,929
get in there.
- Thank you so much.
338
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:45,996
Thank you.
339
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:46,830
- You're welcome.
340
00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:32,209
Hello.
341
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:34,912
Hi.
342
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:35,713
- Hola.
343
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:36,981
- Hola.
344
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,749
Do you speak English?
345
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,118
Espanol?
346
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,437
Si'.
347
00:18:43,438 --> 00:18:45,755
Oh, uhhh, je mappelle-uhhh,
como se llama, Drew.
348
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:46,757
- Drew?
- Drew.
349
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:47,625
- Okay.
350
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:53,631
- I want to order a
cake, uh cake-o, cake-o.
351
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,133
Cake-o.
352
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,638
Feliz coplianos!
353
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,606
- Ahhh! La torta por las cumpleanos?
- Si, si, si, si.
354
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,342
Perfect, sounds great.
355
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:08,512
I got this, it's like 20, $20.
356
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,649
Si, you just give it to them.
Uhh mas?
357
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:16,353
I know it's more,
I know it's more.
358
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:22,092
I know, I know, you
pay in full, si?
359
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,462
Okay, okay.
360
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:26,964
Un momento? Un momento?
361
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:27,898
I come right back.
- Si.
362
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,539
Horale'. Hello?
363
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:40,611
Mas money, but for you,
364
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:43,747
You like it?
365
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:45,983
- Si.
366
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:46,884
- For you.
367
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,119
- Gracias.
368
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,220
- And cake.
369
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:52,156
Torta you say,
si?
370
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:55,392
Perfect.
371
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,728
Para feliz
cumpleanos cake,
372
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,530
My daughter, my nina,
373
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,397
She's...
374
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:04,234
Strong.
375
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:05,502
Ahh fuerte'.
376
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,404
Fuerte! But sweet.
377
00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:09,373
Ahh dulce'
378
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:12,910
So, por the torta.
379
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,878
No princessa, everyone
says for girls--
380
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,679
- Princessa?
381
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:16,580
- No, no princess.
382
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,083
- Frozen,
383
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,017
let it go, let it go.
- Frozen, yeah.
384
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,589
Okay, um.
385
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:29,093
Uh-huh, yeah, something
like that but eh,
386
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,095
poquito princess.
387
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:36,166
Good princess like Amelia
Earhart, Rosita Riveter.
388
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:39,103
- Si.
- Si.
389
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:41,739
No, no, no princess.
390
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,207
A little bit princessa,
391
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:45,542
a little bit pero.
392
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,514
Tu nina es poquito princessa,
poquito pero?
393
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:53,751
- No.
- Si, si, si, si.
394
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,185
And chocolate.
395
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,020
- Ah, La TORTA de chocolate!
396
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:58,522
- Yeah, the torta.
397
00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:00,624
No, not my
nina is the pero.
398
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:07,931
So. The torta with the pero,
in chocolate.
399
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:12,136
Un pero de chocolate', un torta
por la nina que una princessa.
400
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:13,637
Si, so easy.
401
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:15,405
Gracias.
402
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:16,273
Gracias.
403
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,276
Okay, thank you.
404
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,953
- I just sorta wish one of them
would get me to stop eating.
405
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,296
- Hey, hon.
406
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,499
You okay? Kids asleep?
407
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:44,401
- Yep, 20 minutes
ago, you're welcome.
408
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:48,172
- How are you?
409
00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:51,275
- I'm
totally checked out
410
00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:54,311
but Vicodin is neat,
and so is that.
411
00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:58,115
- Mm, okay I got dinner.
412
00:21:58,117 --> 00:21:59,349
What do you want, I can--
413
00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:01,752
- Already handled, I made stew.
414
00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:04,354
Mommy and shorties
are all happy and fed.
415
00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:06,657
And there's some
leftovers for you.
416
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,326
I didn't keep it hot
because I didn't know
417
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,528
what time you'd get home, so.
418
00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:13,197
- Well it smells
incredible Paula.
419
00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:15,766
Did you brew this up in your
passive aggressive cauldron?
420
00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:19,369
- Hey did you um...
421
00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:20,604
- I did.
422
00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:22,372
- And Josh
understood everything?
423
00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:23,440
- Mm-hmm.
424
00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:26,810
- Hon, you spoke to
Josh directly, right?
425
00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:29,146
- Sure, kind of.
426
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:30,681
- Oh.
427
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,349
I told you, remember I
told you specifically,
428
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,084
talk to Josh directly?
429
00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:37,054
Remember when I
said specifically--
430
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:40,490
- I went there and I ordered
it from Josh's assistant
431
00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:43,827
and he took the order and
it's great and it's fine
432
00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:45,128
and he said it's
gonna be perfect.
433
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:46,563
- Oh no Drew, I told
you, I told you--
434
00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:49,132
- Will you just
trust me, please?
435
00:22:52,471 --> 00:22:53,604
- Fine.
436
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,372
Fine.
437
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,413
- Seriously? That's it?
438
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,717
That is a lame fight.
439
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,219
- Before I forget, how is the
dating scene treating you?
440
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:12,422
- You are
a bad, mean man.
441
00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:14,725
Can you get me some ice?
442
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:19,029
- I am in like if you
must know and he's amazing
443
00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:22,165
and intelligent
and has a real job.
444
00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:22,900
Thank you.
445
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:23,901
- So, ancient.
446
00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:26,503
- Mature.
447
00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:28,672
- You know what honey,
he sounds great.
448
00:23:28,674 --> 00:23:32,209
He sounds great, don't you
play along with him, okay?
449
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:34,945
Could you maybe get me some ice?
450
00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:36,613
- I will call you
in the morning.
451
00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:41,685
I love you, you gorgeous
obviously blind midget.
452
00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:44,054
You call me if
you need anything.
453
00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:46,723
Good night, you giant
strapping hemorrhoid.
454
00:23:46,725 --> 00:23:48,725
- Honestly Paula,
thank you so much
455
00:23:48,727 --> 00:23:50,360
for taking care of her for me.
456
00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:51,595
- I always do.
457
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:53,430
- Oh also, before I forget.
458
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,466
What kind of women over the
age of 40 gets the clap anyway?
459
00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:59,503
- Oh my god.
460
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,274
- It was a bladder infection.
461
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,109
And could you, you,
462
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:09,146
You possibly one
time not tell him
463
00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:11,381
everything that I tell you.
464
00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:12,616
- I'm an idiot.
465
00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,284
- Yeah but you're entertaining
466
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,219
and you have really
pretty kids so
467
00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:18,522
I forgive you, I love you.
468
00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:20,490
- Love you.
469
00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:22,359
- Hey.
470
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:26,229
Hey.
471
00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:28,231
How are you?
472
00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:30,834
For real, I mean you okay?
473
00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:37,441
Hon, we need to kind of
talk about this stuff.
474
00:24:37,443 --> 00:24:40,510
- Can I just postpone
all the feeling stuff
475
00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:44,781
and give you all these
lists and tasks and duties?
476
00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:45,916
- You said duties.
477
00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:47,351
- Okay, moving on.
478
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,755
So listen I'm about to get
hijacked by all this doctor crap
479
00:24:51,757 --> 00:24:55,425
so can you maybe take off
tomorrow, maybe Thursday,
480
00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:58,462
take the kids and
take care of all this?
481
00:24:58,464 --> 00:24:59,496
- Okay here's the thing.
482
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,531
I was lining up work
for the next few days
483
00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:03,500
and I was just thinking that...
484
00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:05,502
Never mind.
485
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,040
- You're gonna work
my cancer away.
486
00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:12,609
- No, no, I mean maybe.
487
00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:16,613
I, I...
488
00:25:16,614 --> 00:25:17,513
Do you remember the
bills last time?
489
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:18,382
- Yeah.
490
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,887
- Forget I even said that.
- Okay, yeah.
491
00:25:23,889 --> 00:25:26,690
I need you, this is
where I need you.
492
00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:29,159
You are serving a
greater purpose.
493
00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:32,796
You are helping me and
the universe, okay?
494
00:25:32,798 --> 00:25:35,565
Please just please? Please?
495
00:25:35,567 --> 00:25:36,733
- Yes.
496
00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:38,035
- Okay good.
497
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:40,570
I still have to hire
a live-in for Dad
498
00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:44,808
and we still have to book
Popo, get the decorations,
499
00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:46,910
there's a cake maybe.
- I did that.
500
00:25:46,912 --> 00:25:50,047
- Okay, maybe a backup or two.
501
00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:54,484
Not to mention everything
around here like the cleaning
502
00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:56,887
and the shopping
and the laundry.
503
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,555
- Hey wait a second,
who's Poopoo?
504
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,257
- Popo, the puppy wrangler.
505
00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:01,024
- What?
506
00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:03,160
Puppies, why?
507
00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:05,695
- It's what Scout wanted, we
talked about this, I told you.
508
00:26:05,697 --> 00:26:07,497
- No, well, we have
two dogs, what--
509
00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,332
- It's what Scout want-,
510
00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:10,867
just listen, just listen.
511
00:26:10,869 --> 00:26:12,069
I need you, okay?
512
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:13,603
This couldn't have
happened at a worse time
513
00:26:13,605 --> 00:26:15,238
and I have to try
and get through this
514
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,107
and I have to do it now.
515
00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:19,342
Can you please get me some ice?
516
00:26:19,344 --> 00:26:21,211
- Look hon, I think we should
just postpone the party.
517
00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:22,079
- I'm not gonna p--
518
00:26:24,550 --> 00:26:25,949
I don't wanna p--
519
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:29,953
I'm not gonna postpone.
520
00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:35,092
No, I'm not postponing, I'm not.
521
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:37,427
The invites already went
out, people are ready,
522
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,096
it is in less than two weeks.
523
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,666
I need to obsess on this.
524
00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:46,670
I'm not gonna let this
hijack my life again, okay?
525
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,307
Can you please just understand?
526
00:26:51,977 --> 00:26:52,843
- Yes.
527
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:56,546
And I love you.
528
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,550
And I will continue to love you
529
00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:02,319
after you crack all
those teeth in half.
530
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:10,494
- I need to end this day.
531
00:27:10,496 --> 00:27:11,695
- Okay well you know what?
532
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:13,597
I have a remedy for that.
533
00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:14,831
- No, no.
- Yeah,
534
00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:16,166
I think we just need
to do our thing.
535
00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:18,235
- It's not a thing,
stop with the thing.
536
00:27:18,237 --> 00:27:19,402
- Isn't it magical?
537
00:27:19,404 --> 00:27:21,471
- It's magical, honey.
538
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:22,639
- It's the
healing power of dance.
539
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:25,842
- Mm-hmm.
540
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:28,678
That's super, mm-hmm.
541
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,081
- You like that?
- Yeah, I like it.
542
00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:32,415
- I'm curing you.
543
00:27:32,417 --> 00:27:33,650
- You're not curing
me, but I love you.
544
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,619
You're very cute.
- I love you.
545
00:27:35,621 --> 00:27:36,653
- I'm going to bed.
546
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:37,554
- I'll be in in a bit.
547
00:27:39,091 --> 00:27:40,290
It's a lovely thing we got
548
00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:42,859
going on here.
- It's not a thing.
549
00:27:51,036 --> 00:27:51,968
- Hi.
550
00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:53,436
- Hi.
551
00:27:53,438 --> 00:27:54,538
- I love you.
552
00:27:56,108 --> 00:27:56,940
How do you feel?
553
00:28:00,646 --> 00:28:01,511
- A little anxious.
554
00:28:02,781 --> 00:28:03,613
Kind of sleepy.
555
00:28:04,783 --> 00:28:05,882
How do you feel?
556
00:28:05,884 --> 00:28:07,951
- In love with you.
557
00:29:30,902 --> 00:29:33,303
- Ugh, Boo pooped,
pooped, pooped on the rug.
558
00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:34,571
- Okay, alright.
- Come on.
559
00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:36,239
- Alright come here,
I cleaned it,
560
00:29:36,241 --> 00:29:37,807
but it just,
- No, no, no, no, no,
561
00:29:37,809 --> 00:29:39,309
sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
- Stinks in there.
562
00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:40,577
- Come on Boo,
563
00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:41,611
come on.
- Max you gotta get dressed.
564
00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:46,082
Alright honey,
did you oversleep?
565
00:29:46,084 --> 00:29:48,118
- Yeah I overslept,
overslept a little bit, okay?
566
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,719
I'm sorry.
567
00:29:49,721 --> 00:29:50,720
- What's that?
568
00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:51,655
What's that, I don't
even know what that is.
569
00:29:51,657 --> 00:29:53,290
That's like fish?
570
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,658
- Fish?
571
00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:56,793
- I don't know.
- We haven't had fish lately.
572
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,561
- Okay listen honey,
I got a list for you,
573
00:29:58,563 --> 00:29:59,829
okay, it's--
- Do you need that for school?
574
00:29:59,831 --> 00:30:02,832
- Anal and it's irritating
and it's, I'm sorry.
575
00:30:02,834 --> 00:30:04,134
- What's anal?
576
00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,403
- Anal means bossy,
honey, and poison.
577
00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:08,071
So just don't ever say it.
- Don't worry about it.
578
00:30:08,073 --> 00:30:10,740
- And run if you hear
anyone else say it to you.
579
00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:12,842
Hey hon, I gotta poo,
have you got this?
580
00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:16,980
- No Romeo, I do not,
I have camp now and
581
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:18,648
we got a whole bunch
of stuff to do.
582
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:20,350
If you just check
in during the day,
583
00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:22,352
we have Dr. Daly at 11.
584
00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:26,089
That's, mm, stuck,
that's not coming out.
585
00:30:26,091 --> 00:30:27,857
- 11?
586
00:30:27,859 --> 00:30:28,658
- Mom!
587
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:29,659
- Kids?
588
00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:31,027
Go brush your teeth,
Max go brush your teeth.
589
00:30:31,029 --> 00:30:31,961
- If she
wears flip flops
590
00:30:31,963 --> 00:30:33,263
she's gonna get sent home.
591
00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:34,698
- She will now wear
flip flops, okay?
592
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,533
Seriously hon, I was
gonna bid a job today.
593
00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:38,835
Is there anything that could
wait aside from my poop?
594
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,503
- No honey, no.
595
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,038
Everything got pushed because
of the doctors appointments,
596
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,606
the pre-op stuff,
insurance calls.
597
00:30:43,608 --> 00:30:45,342
- Okay fine, fine,
I'll see you at 11.
598
00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:46,843
- Why are you yelling at me?
599
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:49,312
- Because I'm trying to
scare the poop back in.
600
00:30:52,617 --> 00:30:53,983
- Yes, yes.
- No, no.
601
00:30:53,985 --> 00:30:54,784
I'll trade you.
602
00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:56,152
- No, that's all you.
603
00:30:56,154 --> 00:30:59,856
That's all you and
you're hot.
604
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,825
- I don't feel too hot
right now, I feel horrible.
605
00:31:01,827 --> 00:31:03,059
I love you.
- I love you.
606
00:31:03,061 --> 00:31:04,794
- I'm strangely attracted
to you right now.
607
00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:06,296
- You're so stinky.
608
00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:09,032
I love you, get 'er done.
609
00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:13,536
So good.
610
00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:17,073
When you guys say next time
"I just wanna do crunches,"
611
00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:20,143
and then I systematically
punch you all
612
00:31:20,145 --> 00:31:23,646
in your whining faces, no
one gets to sue me, right?
613
00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:24,581
- Ugh, fine.
614
00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:25,815
- Yeah, whatever.
615
00:31:25,817 --> 00:31:27,083
- Good.
616
00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:29,018
- How many calories
does hate burn?
617
00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:32,255
- Oh my god, everybody
up, up, kettles.
618
00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:34,991
You're all gonna pay
for Debbie's naivety.
619
00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:36,993
Let's go, kettles,
rip it, pull it.
620
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,133
So no class on Thursday, okay?
621
00:31:44,369 --> 00:31:48,438
- Does anybody else pee
every time we do jacks?
622
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,541
- I just do it preemptively
now when I get out of the car.
623
00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:54,844
- Hang on wait, why is
there no class on Thursday?
624
00:31:54,846 --> 00:31:56,613
I mean not that I
don't need a break.
625
00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:58,681
- Me too, plus I
have to do taxes.
626
00:32:09,394 --> 00:32:11,261
- What? What's going on?
627
00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:14,097
- Yeah, you either
binged on kids cereal
628
00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:16,065
or there's something wrong.
629
00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:25,942
- Okay I might have a touch
of recurrent boob cancer.
630
00:32:26,912 --> 00:32:28,645
It's not a big deal.
631
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:29,946
- God seriously?
632
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:32,282
I was just whining
about my wrist.
633
00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,817
- It's fine.
- Somebody, anybody,
634
00:32:33,819 --> 00:32:36,286
kick me in my vagina
right now.
635
00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:39,923
- It's fine, I got it,
it's fine, seriously.
636
00:32:39,925 --> 00:32:42,826
There's no caloric
burn in vagina kicking.
637
00:32:42,828 --> 00:32:44,260
You guys.
- Oh crap.
638
00:32:44,262 --> 00:32:45,995
The big party,
you're gonna have to
639
00:32:45,997 --> 00:32:47,797
postpone.
- No, no, no.
640
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:49,933
- Do you need help? We can--
- No, oh my god.
641
00:32:49,935 --> 00:32:50,967
Drew's got it.
642
00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:51,968
- Of course he does.
643
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:53,970
- Yes, right.
- What about...
644
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:56,005
What about that
duct tape incident?
645
00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:56,973
- Okay see now's
the time for the
646
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,843
vagina kicking.
- It's fine, seriously.
647
00:32:59,845 --> 00:33:01,544
It's fine, he's got it, okay?
648
00:33:05,183 --> 00:33:09,452
Now we exercise because this
is like an intervention.
649
00:33:09,454 --> 00:33:10,687
It's super uncomfortable.
650
00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:12,455
Come on, I gave him a list.
651
00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:14,757
He's got the list
and it's going to be
652
00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:17,694
perfect and amazing and right.
653
00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:19,496
He's got this, he's a big boy.
654
00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,609
- You're gonna pass out.
655
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:35,512
Or crap your pants.
656
00:33:36,281 --> 00:33:37,113
Listen.
657
00:33:37,949 --> 00:33:38,982
Stop.
658
00:33:38,984 --> 00:33:40,650
- No we have not talked about
659
00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:42,719
what your cancer
does to my balls.
660
00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:46,055
See, they've become slightly
661
00:33:46,057 --> 00:33:47,857
engorged.
- Oh my god.
662
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,025
Oh my god, you forgot the word.
663
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,393
- No, it's a different--
- You just--
664
00:33:50,395 --> 00:33:53,963
- No, it's the Latin term,
it's testiculus bigness.
665
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,065
- Stop.
666
00:33:56,067 --> 00:33:57,901
- See, it's, and
they're misshapen.
667
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,238
I can't even go on, hey.
668
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,206
Hello Drew.
669
00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:04,207
- Hi.
670
00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:05,675
- Yeah you're looking good.
671
00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:06,476
- Thank you.
672
00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:07,243
- How are you?
673
00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:09,045
- This is,
674
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:09,979
- No, it's good to see you guys
675
00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:10,980
are dealing as well as always.
676
00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:11,981
- We're doing fine.
677
00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:15,251
I have breast
implants in my balls.
678
00:34:16,087 --> 00:34:17,520
- Well why don't
you get up here?
679
00:34:17,522 --> 00:34:19,689
And why don't you
drag those over here.
680
00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:21,391
- Can I get a referral
for something?
681
00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:25,261
- Certainly,
I'll write that up.
682
00:34:25,263 --> 00:34:27,297
Well, so listen.
683
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,935
The biopsy results came
back and it's HER2/neu.
684
00:34:34,539 --> 00:34:36,940
- Wait, so is that
better or worse?
685
00:34:36,942 --> 00:34:39,042
- Oh no, it's the
same aggressive cancer
686
00:34:39,044 --> 00:34:41,110
we found in Bailey's
right breast.
687
00:34:41,947 --> 00:34:45,515
But this time we
found it sooner.
688
00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:48,551
Still, we know how
quickly this travels.
689
00:34:48,553 --> 00:34:51,287
I would like to
move the surgery up.
690
00:34:53,858 --> 00:34:55,658
- Fine let's do it.
- We have Scout's party.
691
00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:58,962
We have Scout's party.
692
00:35:00,031 --> 00:35:01,230
- Are you kidding?
693
00:35:01,232 --> 00:35:03,132
- This isn't a go away
and think about it
694
00:35:03,134 --> 00:35:04,434
kind of thing, Bailey.
695
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:07,437
This is a seconds
and inches situation.
696
00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:09,272
I wanna get you in next week.
697
00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:11,975
We'll go with the mastectomy,
we'll test the nodes,
698
00:35:11,977 --> 00:35:14,777
and then immediate
reconstruction and augmentation.
699
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,280
- Next week?
- Next week.
700
00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:19,148
- Yeah, postpone the party.
701
00:35:19,150 --> 00:35:20,950
- Wait, wait, no.
- Yes.
702
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,952
- We can do
both, we can do both.
703
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,254
We can do the surgery
and the party.
704
00:35:25,256 --> 00:35:27,023
- No honey, we just--
- We got this.
705
00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:34,063
- Fine, we'll do it
next Monday then.
706
00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:37,233
I should be sober and
I believe my license
707
00:35:37,235 --> 00:35:39,168
is good through the
end of the month.
708
00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:41,904
So pretty
lucky all around.
709
00:35:41,906 --> 00:35:43,239
- One week.
- One week.
710
00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:47,243
- We'll just get
creative, right?
711
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,114
Let's make it
happen, we got this.
712
00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:56,486
Pop?
713
00:36:04,195 --> 00:36:05,061
Pop?
714
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,032
Pop?
715
00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:12,735
- What's that?
716
00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:15,171
Where'd the band go?
717
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:17,006
- Uh, they...
718
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,041
Oh, okay, um.
719
00:36:20,545 --> 00:36:21,878
Hey.
- Oh.
720
00:36:22,814 --> 00:36:24,514
How you doing, Clyde?
721
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:26,783
- I'm doing
great, gorgeous, come on.
722
00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:28,084
Swing your hips.
723
00:36:28,987 --> 00:36:30,620
Drop it, okay last thing.
724
00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:36,626
- Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop.
- Away from your young,
725
00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:37,860
baby girl!
726
00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,162
- You know me?
727
00:36:39,164 --> 00:36:41,631
- Yes I know you, you
are my little fish.
728
00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:43,966
- I'm your little fish.
- Come on little fish,
729
00:36:43,968 --> 00:36:45,501
let's take a little swim, huh?
730
00:36:45,503 --> 00:36:48,838
Let's put a swing in
the swim, flip that fin.
731
00:36:53,678 --> 00:36:57,346
- You are the worst
finning shaking shark.
732
00:36:57,348 --> 00:36:59,048
Oh.
733
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:02,752
- Pop, Pop!
734
00:37:05,657 --> 00:37:07,156
- Don't worry, don't worry.
735
00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:08,324
Freeze, just freeze.
- Why you pooping my party?
736
00:37:08,326 --> 00:37:10,259
- I'm not, I'm not, it's okay.
737
00:37:10,261 --> 00:37:12,028
We're just gonna move rooms.
738
00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:13,763
- Okay, I'll get a
broom and towels.
739
00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:16,099
- Okay,
good, good, good.
740
00:37:16,101 --> 00:37:17,433
- Ow.
- Okay.
741
00:37:17,435 --> 00:37:19,335
Okay, okay, okay,
just sit, sit, sit.
742
00:37:20,772 --> 00:37:22,338
- Mama's gonna kill me
if I don't clean this up.
743
00:37:22,340 --> 00:37:24,907
- No, no, no, I
got it, I got it, I got it.
744
00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:28,344
Okay let me see, let
me see this one, okay.
745
00:37:28,346 --> 00:37:30,012
- Momma's gonna kill me--
746
00:37:30,014 --> 00:37:31,714
- No, it's okay, it's okay
Pop, it's okay, it's okay.
747
00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:35,785
We'll tell her a story, okay?
748
00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:37,720
There we go, alright.
749
00:37:37,722 --> 00:37:39,522
- We have got
to get you to school.
750
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,806
- So you found
the place alright.
751
00:37:56,808 --> 00:37:58,107
- Yeah,
directions were great.
752
00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,408
- Well Felicia recommended you,
753
00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:03,212
said you were quick,
reliable, one and done.
754
00:38:03,214 --> 00:38:04,447
- That's what she said.
755
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:09,986
What'd she say.
756
00:38:12,157 --> 00:38:15,124
- Right, anyway so I'll
need some specialty pieces.
757
00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:21,130
- Really, well because my
specialty actually is woodwork.
758
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,065
I do a lot of notch work.
759
00:38:23,067 --> 00:38:24,066
- I need display showing.
760
00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:27,170
- Okay.
761
00:38:27,172 --> 00:38:28,504
- Do you do any collecting?
762
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,573
- Like Elvis plates?
763
00:38:31,776 --> 00:38:33,276
- No I'm thinking
fine collectibles.
764
00:38:33,278 --> 00:38:35,645
You see, my wife has a rare
765
00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:37,680
and precious cache
of collectibles
766
00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:41,984
and we need display
shelving to showcase them.
767
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:45,588
You know, large, functional,
that won't distract the eye.
768
00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:46,856
- That's what she said.
769
00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:49,392
Sorry, that was involuntary.
770
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,413
- Takes your breath
away, doesn't it?
771
00:39:11,282 --> 00:39:13,282
So I'll need wall to wall casing
772
00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:15,718
with shelving made to
my exact specifications.
773
00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:18,721
- Okay, he's all cleaned up.
774
00:39:18,723 --> 00:39:22,925
He's in there watching Law and
Order, podiatry or some shit.
775
00:39:25,330 --> 00:39:28,564
Glass is cleaned up,
feet are bandaged.
776
00:39:28,566 --> 00:39:30,299
I took all the sharp knives out
777
00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:31,901
and the knobs off the stove.
778
00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:33,202
- God, that is so good.
779
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:35,638
Why is that so good?
780
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:36,572
Is it the chemicals?
781
00:39:36,574 --> 00:39:37,440
- Yes.
782
00:39:39,244 --> 00:39:43,212
Okay I have about 12 helpers
lined up for you to interview.
783
00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:45,882
You can have them come
and go as you need
784
00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:48,784
until you decide
where you wanna go.
785
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:51,220
We'll be fine.
786
00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:55,725
- It's just that, um,
787
00:39:58,229 --> 00:39:59,228
I can't tell him.
788
00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:10,373
I can't fix him,
he can't fix me,
789
00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:15,344
and he was the guy that I
would take everything to
790
00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:16,312
to make better.
791
00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:19,582
Now I'm screwed.
792
00:40:21,552 --> 00:40:23,519
- See, you're not.
793
00:40:25,556 --> 00:40:26,622
You've got coverage.
794
00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:29,759
All of us.
795
00:40:31,229 --> 00:40:35,932
Hell, Blue Cross is about to
pay for another perfect booby.
796
00:40:38,303 --> 00:40:41,237
Perfect teat.
797
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:43,506
To make a matching new set.
798
00:40:45,410 --> 00:40:46,275
Clyde's here.
799
00:40:48,313 --> 00:40:49,645
He loves you like crazy.
800
00:40:53,384 --> 00:40:54,450
He's still in there.
801
00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:57,486
You just have to not claver.
802
00:41:04,095 --> 00:41:04,961
Okay sweetie.
803
00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:07,630
Come on, we gotta wrap this up.
804
00:41:09,434 --> 00:41:12,368
I've got big plans for us.
805
00:41:13,504 --> 00:41:15,471
- Oh no, no, no.
806
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:19,108
Oh my god if you take
me to some cheese bag,
807
00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:22,511
desperate housewives
strip club, I will,
808
00:41:22,513 --> 00:41:24,113
I will end you.
809
00:41:24,115 --> 00:41:26,248
Did you just hurt yourself?
810
00:41:28,353 --> 00:41:30,486
Don't, don't take me.
811
00:41:32,256 --> 00:41:33,155
- Hey.
812
00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,523
- Come in.
- Hey.
813
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:36,525
Come on in, buddy.
814
00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:38,527
- Hey, what's up?
815
00:41:38,529 --> 00:41:40,429
- What's up, buddy?
- Have a seat over here buddy.
816
00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:42,598
Oh is this the
helicopter explosion one?
817
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,966
- No, diamond heist.
818
00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:45,768
- Oh, and check out
the armor car, buddy.
819
00:41:45,770 --> 00:41:48,337
Love that guy.
820
00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:49,372
- You're an idiot.
821
00:41:49,374 --> 00:41:50,840
- Six!
822
00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,108
- What's with the number?
823
00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:53,542
- Oh it's his acting teacher.
824
00:41:53,544 --> 00:41:56,212
He's got him labeling all
his emotions with numbers.
825
00:41:56,214 --> 00:41:59,815
Trying to enrich his work and
create a new process for him.
826
00:41:59,817 --> 00:42:01,484
- His process.
827
00:42:01,486 --> 00:42:03,519
- In the room, two.
828
00:42:04,889 --> 00:42:07,556
- But how goes it with the
big birthday plan of attack?
829
00:42:08,493 --> 00:42:10,359
- Pretty good, I'm prepping.
830
00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:12,661
- Yeah.
- Oh, what's it say?
831
00:42:12,663 --> 00:42:13,529
What is this?
832
00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:16,565
- Popo? You got Popo?
833
00:42:16,567 --> 00:42:18,367
- No, not yet, but...
834
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:19,969
I mean I'm calling him.
835
00:42:19,971 --> 00:42:21,404
The puppy guy, right?
836
00:42:21,406 --> 00:42:24,807
- Yeah, dude, Popo the
puppy master is booked
837
00:42:24,809 --> 00:42:26,709
up to years in
advance here, okay?
838
00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:28,377
- Are you kidding?
- Ever since he got
839
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:30,880
that free publicity for doing
Kanye's kid's birthday party,
840
00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:32,548
he's the ticket in LA.
841
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:33,582
- Are you kidding?
842
00:42:33,584 --> 00:42:34,917
He's a dog walker,
are you kidding me?
843
00:42:34,919 --> 00:42:36,519
- Hey word has it
that Brangelina's
844
00:42:36,521 --> 00:42:40,189
fifth orphan just
got turned down.
845
00:42:40,191 --> 00:42:41,924
- Jesus.
- Yeah, I'm serious.
846
00:42:41,926 --> 00:42:43,559
- He's not
gonna do her party.
847
00:42:47,698 --> 00:42:49,432
- Hey, yes hello.
848
00:42:49,434 --> 00:42:54,503
I was calling to see if I
could book Popo for a party.
849
00:42:56,007 --> 00:42:57,339
Uh-huh.
850
00:42:57,341 --> 00:42:58,707
A referral?
851
00:42:58,709 --> 00:43:00,676
Of course I have a referral,
my wife told me to call.
852
00:43:01,946 --> 00:43:03,546
- Okay look, you
have to tell them
853
00:43:03,548 --> 00:43:04,747
that you're a celebrity
or your wife is,
854
00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:06,082
or they won't pay
- Yeah,
855
00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:07,383
you have to do this.
- Attention to you,
856
00:43:07,385 --> 00:43:08,284
they'll never.
857
00:43:08,286 --> 00:43:11,287
- Yeah, my wife referred me.
858
00:43:11,289 --> 00:43:13,889
She's...
859
00:43:13,891 --> 00:43:15,124
Bette Midler.
860
00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:16,525
- Bette Midler?
861
00:43:16,527 --> 00:43:17,626
She's like dead.
- Yep.
862
00:43:17,628 --> 00:43:20,463
Hello? Hello?
863
00:43:21,699 --> 00:43:22,965
It's not funny Keaton.
864
00:43:22,967 --> 00:43:24,300
- Laughter?
865
00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:26,469
- Yeah, little bit and
a pfft at the end too.
866
00:43:26,471 --> 00:43:28,104
- You know what,
let's go right now.
867
00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:29,638
Where is this, where's the--
- What are we gonna do?
868
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,874
- No, where's this
Poopy located?
869
00:43:31,876 --> 00:43:33,876
- We're not gonna go meet
up someone named Poopy.
870
00:43:33,878 --> 00:43:36,145
- Okay this is
not a seven Lance,
871
00:43:36,147 --> 00:43:38,647
we have to handle this with a
little bit of finesse, okay?
872
00:43:38,649 --> 00:43:42,651
We can't just tackle
this like an Olsen twin.
873
00:43:44,388 --> 00:43:46,555
- That's great, that's
just, that's great.
874
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:49,959
- You totally clocked her man.
875
00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:51,560
- You know what? I fell.
876
00:43:51,562 --> 00:43:53,062
- On her.
877
00:43:53,064 --> 00:43:55,798
- Look I can't even read half
of this chicken scratch, man.
878
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,933
Come on Drew,
what's your plan B?
879
00:43:57,935 --> 00:43:59,668
- You mean after
Bailey castrates me?
880
00:43:59,670 --> 00:44:00,769
- We need to find
some entertainment.
881
00:44:00,771 --> 00:44:01,804
- Yeah, I know.
882
00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:03,572
- Bro.
883
00:44:03,574 --> 00:44:04,573
- What?
884
00:44:04,575 --> 00:44:05,908
No, no.
- Bro.
885
00:44:07,078 --> 00:44:08,244
- No, absolutely not.
- No, look at this.
886
00:44:08,246 --> 00:44:09,645
Hey, here we go.
887
00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:16,152
- Don't encourage him.
888
00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:17,853
- See kids? They dig it.
889
00:44:17,855 --> 00:44:19,088
Look at him.
890
00:44:19,090 --> 00:44:21,457
Seriously, right Calvin?
- That's one kid.
891
00:44:21,459 --> 00:44:22,358
- Keaton.
892
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:23,325
Keaton, yeah.
- Keaton.
893
00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:24,627
I was close.
894
00:44:24,629 --> 00:44:25,761
- Okay we got a
lot of stuff to do
895
00:44:25,763 --> 00:44:27,329
and we don't have a
lot of time to do it
896
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:28,998
so let's saddle up.
897
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,533
- Boom, that's right Calvin!
898
00:44:30,535 --> 00:44:32,001
- Keaton.
- Keaton.
899
00:44:34,772 --> 00:44:36,705
- If we stick with the list,
we're gonna be totally fine.
900
00:44:36,707 --> 00:44:38,674
- A viking party,
they could totally--
901
00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:39,708
- Lance.
902
00:44:39,710 --> 00:44:40,643
- Swords!
903
00:44:40,645 --> 00:44:41,510
- Let it go.
- Ugh, five.
904
00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:44,980
- Look I wasn't gonna agree
with him but that doesn't mean
905
00:44:44,982 --> 00:44:46,782
we can't incorporate a
little bit of creativity.
906
00:44:46,784 --> 00:44:48,517
- Frickin' incorporate.
907
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,219
- Seriously, I mean who
cares about this stuff?
908
00:44:50,221 --> 00:44:51,220
Scout is not gonna care.
909
00:44:51,222 --> 00:44:53,222
- Mommies care, Bailey cares.
910
00:44:53,224 --> 00:44:55,791
You wanna pick here to
insert your creative license?
911
00:44:58,696 --> 00:44:59,562
- What is that?
912
00:45:00,565 --> 00:45:01,697
- It's for me, it's a taco.
913
00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:02,698
- Just shut up.
914
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:03,732
Hey what's up man?
915
00:45:03,734 --> 00:45:05,501
We need to get some balloons.
916
00:45:05,503 --> 00:45:09,405
Four blue, four yellow,
and was it three...
917
00:45:09,407 --> 00:45:11,674
Is that my nard puppy balloon?
918
00:45:11,676 --> 00:45:14,310
Mine, three mine nard...
919
00:45:14,312 --> 00:45:15,511
- Mylar.
920
00:45:15,513 --> 00:45:16,812
- Mylar.
921
00:45:16,814 --> 00:45:18,514
Three mylar puppy balloons.
922
00:45:18,516 --> 00:45:20,549
- Yeah well
we're back ordered
923
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:21,750
on all the puppy mylars.
924
00:45:21,752 --> 00:45:24,787
We're not expecting any
new stock until October.
925
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,361
- Okay can you
call another store?
926
00:45:32,363 --> 00:45:34,763
- Well I can, but they won't.
927
00:45:34,765 --> 00:45:37,066
There's been like a
total run on puppies
928
00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:39,702
ever since the Puppy
Power Box Set release.
929
00:45:39,704 --> 00:45:41,403
Some of that stuff
going for like
930
00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:44,206
50 bucks pop on
Ebay last I checked.
931
00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:45,407
- These?
932
00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:46,742
- Yeah.
933
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,210
- Well what about
the display model?
934
00:45:48,212 --> 00:45:49,111
- It's display only.
935
00:45:49,113 --> 00:45:50,713
- I'll pay double.
936
00:45:50,715 --> 00:45:51,580
- Display only.
937
00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:52,881
- I'll pay even more.
938
00:45:52,883 --> 00:45:54,617
Okay, hold on, guys,
guys, what do you got?
939
00:45:54,619 --> 00:45:56,585
Put down the taco.
940
00:45:58,222 --> 00:45:59,588
- Alright I got one.
- I gotta get to the ATM,
941
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:00,623
I've got a few singles.
- Two,
942
00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:01,690
three,
- Can you guys stop
943
00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:02,958
counting out loud?
- I got four.
944
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:03,926
- You do scratch offs?
- Hold on, I'm not done.
945
00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:06,128
I got change, I got 64 cents.
946
00:46:06,130 --> 00:46:07,263
Four dollars and 64 cents.
947
00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:08,731
- One punch away
from a free sub.
948
00:46:08,733 --> 00:46:10,699
- He doesn't want, okay
we got like 28 bucks.
949
00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:11,634
$20 bucks, okay?
950
00:46:11,636 --> 00:46:12,601
- Display only.
951
00:46:14,905 --> 00:46:16,672
- Do you know any other words?
952
00:46:18,309 --> 00:46:19,975
- Oh, oh, what
about a belt sander?
953
00:46:19,977 --> 00:46:22,077
You look like a belt sander guy.
954
00:46:22,079 --> 00:46:22,945
- Wait a second.
955
00:46:24,382 --> 00:46:27,082
Aren't you that midget dude
who knocked out the Olsen twin?
956
00:46:27,084 --> 00:46:30,953
Oh my god, hold
on, hold on, whoa, whoa.
957
00:46:32,657 --> 00:46:34,256
Oh.
958
00:46:34,258 --> 00:46:35,124
- Four.
959
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:42,731
- Okay, take all
this, take my wallet.
960
00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:44,767
I got an idea,
I'll be right back.
961
00:46:44,769 --> 00:46:45,634
- Okay.
962
00:46:46,904 --> 00:46:48,637
You think we might be able
to get that display dog?
963
00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:49,638
- No.
964
00:46:51,742 --> 00:46:53,175
- How's it feel?
965
00:46:53,177 --> 00:46:54,677
To be a dream crusher.
966
00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:01,583
- Last time I watch
your horrible kids.
967
00:47:01,585 --> 00:47:02,418
- Right?
968
00:47:03,454 --> 00:47:04,753
Don't they suck?
969
00:47:04,755 --> 00:47:05,621
I'm selling them.
970
00:47:05,623 --> 00:47:06,522
- Market's right.
971
00:47:08,926 --> 00:47:11,093
This wasn't supposed to happen.
972
00:47:11,095 --> 00:47:12,361
This is all bullshit.
973
00:47:12,363 --> 00:47:13,996
- Ooh, you
owe me a dollar.
974
00:47:13,998 --> 00:47:16,632
- They each made like $17
off of me today, whatever.
975
00:47:16,634 --> 00:47:17,933
You're gonna be fine, right?
976
00:47:19,470 --> 00:47:20,803
Right?
977
00:47:20,805 --> 00:47:23,772
- Yes, yes, everybody's fine.
978
00:47:23,774 --> 00:47:26,241
Except Drew is improvising.
979
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:29,478
- How's he doing with all this?
980
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:30,612
- He's...
981
00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:32,715
He's just...
982
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:34,717
I don't know.
983
00:47:36,287 --> 00:47:37,853
Wow.
984
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:38,654
I suck.
985
00:47:38,656 --> 00:47:39,722
- No, your boobs suck.
986
00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,458
You suck and you suck.
987
00:47:45,162 --> 00:47:46,462
Listen, everyone had snacks,
988
00:47:46,464 --> 00:47:48,063
did homework, and
dug ditches for me.
989
00:47:48,065 --> 00:47:49,998
- Alright, thanks again sweets.
990
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,633
You at camp tomorrow?
991
00:47:51,635 --> 00:47:54,303
- I can't wait to pee in my
pants and barf up coffee.
992
00:47:54,305 --> 00:47:55,738
Have fun with your sucky kids.
993
00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:59,141
- Come here sucky
kids, come here.
994
00:48:01,045 --> 00:48:03,045
- Oh, here we go.
995
00:48:04,582 --> 00:48:05,881
- This is ridiculous,
you know that?
996
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,549
- Not if it works.
- Yeah.
997
00:48:15,259 --> 00:48:16,558
- Thank you so much
for doing this man,
998
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,826
I really appreciate it.
999
00:48:17,828 --> 00:48:20,062
Okay just go in
there, and don't talk,
1000
00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:23,499
and just be my big,
intimidating Black friend.
1001
00:48:23,501 --> 00:48:24,800
That's all you gotta do.
1002
00:48:31,842 --> 00:48:32,941
- What?
1003
00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:42,351
- Listen up, alright?
1004
00:48:42,353 --> 00:48:44,219
We need these damn balloons,
1005
00:48:44,221 --> 00:48:46,121
okay, alright?
1006
00:48:46,123 --> 00:48:46,989
Ooh.
1007
00:48:49,527 --> 00:48:53,429
What I'm saying is let
us have the balloons.
1008
00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:54,396
- She doesn't like ponies?
1009
00:48:54,398 --> 00:48:55,764
What every little kid likes,
1010
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:58,367
oh, oh, nevermind, we got
it, puppies on the way.
1011
00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:02,905
I can't believe this.
1012
00:49:02,907 --> 00:49:04,907
I promise, I will never
ask you to do this again.
1013
00:49:04,909 --> 00:49:07,676
- Oh you are such a liar,
but I love your wife.
1014
00:49:08,979 --> 00:49:10,979
- Hey I need entertainment
for this party.
1015
00:49:10,981 --> 00:49:11,947
What are you doing this week?
1016
00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:12,915
I need a wing man.
1017
00:49:12,917 --> 00:49:13,916
- Mm-mm.
- Uh hello,
1018
00:49:13,918 --> 00:49:15,451
sitting right here.
1019
00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:17,319
- A Black super gay wing man.
1020
00:49:17,321 --> 00:49:20,589
- Ooh, you are so cute when
you're desperate, okay?
1021
00:49:20,591 --> 00:49:21,457
But no.
1022
00:49:27,832 --> 00:49:29,264
- You okay?
1023
00:49:29,266 --> 00:49:30,866
- Sure, can I have some milk?
1024
00:49:32,336 --> 00:49:34,236
- Yes, yes you can
have some milk.
1025
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:37,940
You sure?
1026
00:49:37,942 --> 00:49:38,807
- Yeah.
1027
00:49:44,949 --> 00:49:45,814
- Alright.
1028
00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:51,019
Look at me.
1029
00:49:53,958 --> 00:49:54,823
Spill it.
1030
00:49:58,863 --> 00:50:00,596
Come here, come here.
1031
00:50:01,765 --> 00:50:04,066
One, two, three,
oh my god.
1032
00:50:07,938 --> 00:50:12,975
Okay, you know that I
will hunt and torture you
1033
00:50:12,977 --> 00:50:13,909
until you give in, so.
1034
00:50:15,946 --> 00:50:18,547
- I know about Santa.
1035
00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:21,950
- Oh.
1036
00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:25,854
Who squealed?
1037
00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:28,891
- Kids talk about it at school,
but I came to it on my own.
1038
00:50:28,893 --> 00:50:32,828
Don't go after anyone, okay?
1039
00:50:32,830 --> 00:50:33,695
- Okay.
1040
00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:36,131
- I've known for
a while, I just,
1041
00:50:37,902 --> 00:50:39,234
I didn't want you to be sad.
1042
00:50:40,404 --> 00:50:43,505
I don't know why I'm
so sad right now.
1043
00:50:43,507 --> 00:50:44,373
- Oh baby.
1044
00:50:45,809 --> 00:50:46,608
Okay.
1045
00:50:51,916 --> 00:50:53,749
- I'm right, right?
1046
00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:04,493
- Alright I know that
it's hard sometimes,
1047
00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:06,662
this growing up thing.
1048
00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:12,768
But I want, I need you to know
1049
00:51:12,770 --> 00:51:16,772
that there is beauty and
magic in the world, okay?
1050
00:51:18,008 --> 00:51:21,710
There are things
of mystery and awe
1051
00:51:21,712 --> 00:51:24,012
everywhere you look and go.
1052
00:51:24,014 --> 00:51:25,280
- Mm-hmm.
1053
00:51:25,282 --> 00:51:27,950
Like aliens and Sasquatch
and the black hole.
1054
00:51:27,952 --> 00:51:29,751
- Yeah, yeah.
1055
00:51:29,753 --> 00:51:33,989
And sunrises and hope
and human kindness.
1056
00:51:35,225 --> 00:51:37,859
Can you trust me that
this is important?
1057
00:51:40,297 --> 00:51:44,032
That I need you to fight, okay?
1058
00:51:44,034 --> 00:51:46,068
To always believe in that, okay?
1059
00:51:46,070 --> 00:51:49,071
- Mm-hmm, I get it.
1060
00:51:49,073 --> 00:51:52,808
- Alright, can you just
hug me for a second?
1061
00:51:59,984 --> 00:52:02,384
- I heard you talking
to Aunt Paula.
1062
00:52:04,154 --> 00:52:08,957
I know the cancer's back.
1063
00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:10,993
- Oh babe.
1064
00:52:10,995 --> 00:52:14,963
Is that what all this Santa,
I'm a big guy stuff is about?
1065
00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:19,134
- Kinda, I just want you
to know I can handle it.
1066
00:52:19,937 --> 00:52:20,802
I'll be okay.
1067
00:52:21,505 --> 00:52:22,904
You were okay last time.
1068
00:52:24,174 --> 00:52:26,975
You'll be okay this time, right?
1069
00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,043
- Yes.
1070
00:52:31,181 --> 00:52:32,147
I'm gonna be okay.
1071
00:52:34,685 --> 00:52:36,018
Look at me, I'm gonna be fine.
1072
00:52:37,588 --> 00:52:38,854
- Okay.
1073
00:52:38,856 --> 00:52:40,989
- Alright, trust me,
I'm gonna be fine.
1074
00:52:42,126 --> 00:52:43,225
Oh my god.
1075
00:52:48,932 --> 00:52:50,265
- Can I play video games now?
1076
00:52:50,267 --> 00:52:54,069
- Yes, I get
five more seconds.
1077
00:52:57,141 --> 00:52:58,040
- Five.
1078
00:52:58,042 --> 00:52:59,641
- Okay.
1079
00:52:59,643 --> 00:53:00,776
Okay, get out of here.
1080
00:53:09,553 --> 00:53:11,219
- Okay, I thought
this was gonna be fun.
1081
00:53:11,221 --> 00:53:13,355
Get that away from, that
doesn't have a face.
1082
00:53:13,357 --> 00:53:14,990
I don't want, I'm
not looking at it.
1083
00:53:14,992 --> 00:53:15,791
- Lance.
- No.
1084
00:53:15,793 --> 00:53:16,892
- Lance.
- No,
1085
00:53:16,894 --> 00:53:18,160
I can't.
- Come here Lance.
1086
00:53:18,162 --> 00:53:19,227
- We need to go.
1087
00:53:19,229 --> 00:53:20,128
- I know.
- Right now, I can't.
1088
00:53:20,130 --> 00:53:21,329
Now, because I can't.
1089
00:53:21,331 --> 00:53:22,898
Stop.
1090
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,232
- Come on,
1091
00:53:24,234 --> 00:53:25,400
come on, he loves it.
- I'm serious, I'm gonna,
1092
00:53:25,402 --> 00:53:27,235
I'm gonna punch you in the face.
1093
00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:31,673
Okay everything
about that was wrong.
1094
00:53:31,675 --> 00:53:36,011
Seriously, are you getting
paid like a lot to do this?
1095
00:53:36,013 --> 00:53:37,512
- Money's alright.
1096
00:53:37,514 --> 00:53:40,315
Weird thing is that guy,
he's not even married.
1097
00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:42,150
- Ew.
1098
00:53:49,893 --> 00:53:54,963
Are you like, I mean okay
with Bailey and all the...
1099
00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:57,766
- Oh yeah, yeah, I'm,
1100
00:53:59,169 --> 00:54:00,869
I mean as good as can
be expected, right?
1101
00:54:00,871 --> 00:54:03,338
- Because I mean if
you ever, you need to
1102
00:54:03,340 --> 00:54:05,741
talk or I don't know, uh,
1103
00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:10,879
I can listen or whatever.
1104
00:54:10,881 --> 00:54:14,049
Because you probably
are thinking about some
1105
00:54:14,051 --> 00:54:17,018
pretty horrible stuff, I mean.
1106
00:54:17,020 --> 00:54:20,689
I bet you can think of things
that are like the worst
1107
00:54:20,691 --> 00:54:23,492
possible scenarios.
1108
00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:29,064
This is kind of an
Alan thing, isn't it?
1109
00:54:29,066 --> 00:54:29,865
- Yep.
1110
00:54:29,867 --> 00:54:31,199
- Do you wanna hug or?
1111
00:54:31,201 --> 00:54:32,200
- Nope.
1112
00:54:32,202 --> 00:54:33,301
- Shotgun.
1113
00:55:04,334 --> 00:55:07,402
- You know honey I
have no idea where Scout is.
1114
00:55:07,404 --> 00:55:09,337
- I really wanted to
see if I could find her
1115
00:55:09,339 --> 00:55:12,174
because I need to
give her a tickle.
1116
00:55:12,176 --> 00:55:13,141
Rahh.
1117
00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:17,279
You like that, you like that?
1118
00:55:17,281 --> 00:55:19,748
- Dada you must
tickle the child.
1119
00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:23,185
- No I must wash the
stink from my body.
1120
00:55:23,187 --> 00:55:25,921
- Yeah, honey come on
were not done here.
1121
00:55:25,923 --> 00:55:26,822
You gotta finish.
1122
00:55:28,025 --> 00:55:29,257
- Let me go say hi to boy,
1123
00:55:29,259 --> 00:55:31,359
then I'll come share
my stink with you.
1124
00:55:31,361 --> 00:55:32,294
- Uh, goodie.
1125
00:55:32,296 --> 00:55:33,395
Hold on babe.
1126
00:55:35,265 --> 00:55:38,500
Max overheard Paula
on the phone today
1127
00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:42,304
and he knows all about...
1128
00:55:42,306 --> 00:55:45,240
We talked and Scout still...
1129
00:55:47,477 --> 00:55:49,110
- How'd it go?
1130
00:55:49,112 --> 00:55:51,913
- He's processing.
1131
00:55:53,951 --> 00:55:55,183
- Wonder where he gets it from.
1132
00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:58,253
- Shut up, go bouncing.
1133
00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:10,899
- Dad, watch.
1134
00:56:13,470 --> 00:56:14,436
- Nice.
1135
00:56:15,405 --> 00:56:16,571
Hey buddy, come here.
1136
00:56:17,641 --> 00:56:18,740
I wanna talk to you.
1137
00:56:19,643 --> 00:56:21,643
Hey so I heard you
talked to Mom today.
1138
00:56:24,581 --> 00:56:26,381
You okay?
1139
00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:27,249
- I guess.
1140
00:56:28,418 --> 00:56:29,684
- You know your mom's
like the strongest woman
1141
00:56:29,686 --> 00:56:31,519
in the world, right?
1142
00:56:31,521 --> 00:56:32,420
- Mm-hmm.
1143
00:56:32,422 --> 00:56:33,421
- She's not going anywhere.
1144
00:56:33,423 --> 00:56:34,990
Do you get that?
1145
00:56:37,928 --> 00:56:38,410
- Yeah.
1146
00:56:38,411 --> 00:56:38,893
- It's just this
cancer thing is just
1147
00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:40,562
one big old pain in the butt.
1148
00:56:42,399 --> 00:56:43,231
Or boob.
1149
00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:48,570
- Is Mom okay with Grandpa
1150
00:56:48,572 --> 00:56:51,506
and all this stuff
that's going on?
1151
00:56:59,283 --> 00:57:03,118
- Your Mom has a very specific
way of dealing with things.
1152
00:57:09,293 --> 00:57:10,158
Like you.
1153
00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:18,300
- Did you see that?
1154
00:57:18,302 --> 00:57:19,634
- Yes, do you
wanna do it again?
1155
00:57:19,636 --> 00:57:21,369
- Please?
- One more time, big man.
1156
00:57:22,372 --> 00:57:23,305
- Hi, Scoutie.
1157
00:57:24,574 --> 00:57:26,207
- Hi Dada.
1158
00:57:26,209 --> 00:57:28,743
Hey babe, can you
get this for me?
1159
00:57:28,745 --> 00:57:29,878
- Yeah.
1160
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,546
Oh my god, you look so hot.
1161
00:57:31,548 --> 00:57:33,415
You should stay home, we
should do it right now.
1162
00:57:35,986 --> 00:57:37,719
What is this?
- A zipper.
1163
00:57:37,721 --> 00:57:41,523
- Oh.
1164
00:57:45,262 --> 00:57:47,395
- It's weird actually
looking at them.
1165
00:57:47,397 --> 00:57:48,463
- I know right?
1166
00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:51,633
Look at Scout, she's
like a baby and he's
1167
00:57:51,635 --> 00:57:52,834
- So little.
1168
00:57:56,106 --> 00:57:57,405
- God, I haven't seen
these since then.
1169
00:57:59,343 --> 00:58:01,943
I mean it's weird how I was
all gung ho to film everything
1170
00:58:01,945 --> 00:58:04,012
and then just not.
1171
00:58:05,349 --> 00:58:07,349
- Okay, you had some
stuff on your mind.
1172
00:58:12,689 --> 00:58:15,090
- Ah, that's Paula.
1173
00:58:15,092 --> 00:58:16,358
- Yeah, let's pretend
we're not here.
1174
00:58:17,694 --> 00:58:19,461
Seriously, we could be
having sex right now.
1175
00:58:19,463 --> 00:58:21,629
- Super idea.
- Mm-hmm.
1176
00:58:21,631 --> 00:58:23,832
- No.
1177
00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:25,667
It's ladies night.
1178
00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:28,670
- Wow hating it, okay.
- Let's go.
1179
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:05,974
- I don't even know what you...
1180
00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:09,477
Ew.
1181
00:59:09,479 --> 00:59:11,046
- What's in that?
1182
00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:13,014
- Everything, I put
everything in there.
1183
00:59:13,016 --> 00:59:13,882
- Oh, god.
1184
00:59:15,018 --> 00:59:16,684
We have to get out of here.
1185
00:59:16,686 --> 00:59:17,819
- What, you want a beer?
1186
00:59:17,821 --> 00:59:19,821
- You smell like beer.
1187
00:59:19,823 --> 00:59:22,257
- You want a bagel with shmear?
1188
00:59:26,029 --> 00:59:29,164
- You guys, this is
good, this is good.
1189
00:59:29,166 --> 00:59:31,533
Good, good, good, good.
- We did good.
1190
00:59:31,535 --> 00:59:33,201
- We should go.
1191
00:59:33,203 --> 00:59:35,870
- Oh come on, Debbie hasn't
even taken her top off yet.
1192
00:59:35,872 --> 00:59:37,439
We need to wait.
1193
00:59:37,441 --> 00:59:40,275
- Alright Debbie, five
minutes for that to happen
1194
00:59:40,277 --> 00:59:46,281
or, or two lumbersexuals
pass by, and then we can go.
1195
00:59:46,283 --> 00:59:48,283
One, there's one, one.
1196
00:59:48,285 --> 00:59:49,617
- Debbie, drink up.
1197
00:59:50,554 --> 00:59:53,955
- Alright we're almost
there, it's so close.
1198
00:59:53,957 --> 00:59:56,458
It's so hot, you should
probably take your top off.
1199
00:59:56,460 --> 00:59:57,592
Hello?
1200
00:59:58,962 --> 01:00:02,464
Yes, hi, hi Mr. Lewis.
1201
01:00:02,466 --> 01:00:03,465
Yes.
1202
01:00:03,467 --> 01:00:04,499
- I'm gonna go dance.
1203
01:00:14,911 --> 01:00:17,779
- When I was a young child
I liked to come here.
1204
01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:21,649
What's up?
1205
01:00:21,651 --> 01:00:22,917
- Dad's landlord.
1206
01:00:22,919 --> 01:00:24,586
- Mr. Shitsburg?
1207
01:00:24,588 --> 01:00:28,590
- Yes, there's music and he
says he's calling the cops.
1208
01:00:28,592 --> 01:00:30,091
Drew's on his way over
there, I have to go.
1209
01:00:30,093 --> 01:00:31,993
- Okay, you gotta go.
1210
01:00:31,995 --> 01:00:32,794
- We're going?
1211
01:00:32,796 --> 01:00:33,661
- Yep, we gotta go
1212
01:00:33,663 --> 01:00:35,296
now.
- Not now.
1213
01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:38,433
Oh but Debbie, she hasn't
even taken off her top yet.
1214
01:00:43,740 --> 01:00:45,340
- Really bitch?
1215
01:00:45,342 --> 01:00:46,674
That's like the third time
you've bumped into me.
1216
01:00:46,676 --> 01:00:47,575
- What?
1217
01:00:47,577 --> 01:00:48,576
Really?
1218
01:00:48,578 --> 01:00:50,645
- Yeah, watch
where you're going.
1219
01:00:50,647 --> 01:00:53,348
Apologize, you need to
say sorry, seriously.
1220
01:00:53,350 --> 01:00:55,016
- Oh you're kidding right now.
1221
01:00:55,018 --> 01:00:56,684
See, I was gonna make it okay.
1222
01:00:56,686 --> 01:00:58,186
I pushed you.
1223
01:00:58,188 --> 01:00:59,821
- Uh, yeah.
- Did I push you like that?
1224
01:00:59,823 --> 01:01:01,022
- Wow you did
1225
01:01:01,024 --> 01:01:01,956
not just do that.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1226
01:01:01,958 --> 01:01:03,458
Did I push you like that?
1227
01:01:03,460 --> 01:01:04,359
- No it was like this.
1228
01:01:04,361 --> 01:01:05,460
- No it was more like that.
1229
01:01:05,462 --> 01:01:08,530
- Oh god, Jesus lady, come on!
1230
01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:13,935
- Clyde?
1231
01:01:14,871 --> 01:01:17,005
- I'm calling the
police, you hear me?
1232
01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:18,439
- Yes, Mr. Lewis.
1233
01:01:18,441 --> 01:01:20,141
I'm very sorry, I'm gonna go in,
1234
01:01:20,143 --> 01:01:21,142
I'm gonna turn down the music.
1235
01:01:21,144 --> 01:01:22,610
Don't worry about it, okay?
1236
01:01:22,612 --> 01:01:24,112
- I'm calling the police.
1237
01:01:24,114 --> 01:01:25,547
He loves his music.
1238
01:01:25,549 --> 01:01:26,614
You know what I love?
1239
01:01:26,616 --> 01:01:28,149
- Your tank top?
1240
01:01:28,151 --> 01:01:30,485
- I love a good bagel
and cream cheese
1241
01:01:30,487 --> 01:01:32,620
and a nice glass of 2% milk
1242
01:01:32,622 --> 01:01:34,656
and my peace and quiet.
1243
01:01:34,658 --> 01:01:35,990
I won't have it anymore.
1244
01:01:35,992 --> 01:01:37,225
- Okay, it's fine, fine.
1245
01:01:37,227 --> 01:01:38,960
Just please sir,
just go back inside.
1246
01:01:38,962 --> 01:01:40,161
- He's out by the
end of the month.
1247
01:01:40,163 --> 01:01:41,629
- Look, just give him a chance.
1248
01:01:41,631 --> 01:01:42,530
- I'm done.
1249
01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:44,732
You and that lady can just
1250
01:01:44,734 --> 01:01:45,533
take him.
- What?
1251
01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:46,734
What'd you say?
1252
01:01:46,736 --> 01:01:47,569
No.
1253
01:01:47,571 --> 01:01:49,504
That's my wife, okay?
1254
01:01:49,506 --> 01:01:50,572
I don't want you even
thinking her name,
1255
01:01:50,574 --> 01:01:52,240
you understand that?
1256
01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:53,541
If you're gonna say any
more dumb shit right now,
1257
01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:55,543
I'll have the city inspector
around here so fast.
1258
01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:56,711
Shut the hell up.
1259
01:01:57,681 --> 01:01:58,846
- He's out by the
end of the month.
1260
01:01:58,848 --> 01:02:00,048
- Fine.
- Already started
1261
01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,616
the paperwork.
- Fine, stop talking.
1262
01:02:04,087 --> 01:02:05,253
Piss off back inside.
1263
01:02:07,524 --> 01:02:08,690
- What's going on out here?
1264
01:02:08,692 --> 01:02:10,558
Are you a taxi driver?
1265
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:12,994
- No, Clyde it's me.
1266
01:02:12,996 --> 01:02:14,762
Bailey's husband, Drew.
1267
01:02:14,764 --> 01:02:16,331
- Oh well, come on inside.
1268
01:02:22,906 --> 01:02:25,006
- You asked everyone?
1269
01:02:25,008 --> 01:02:26,841
- Yep, just about.
1270
01:02:26,843 --> 01:02:29,677
Nobody smokes cigarettes
anymore, they all just vape.
1271
01:02:30,513 --> 01:02:32,080
- It's because they're tourists.
1272
01:02:33,516 --> 01:02:34,349
Ugh.
1273
01:02:37,854 --> 01:02:39,587
Where is the car?
1274
01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:41,589
- Mm, Uber says 15 minutes.
1275
01:02:46,196 --> 01:02:47,028
- Paula.
1276
01:02:48,198 --> 01:02:49,330
Did you see her face?
1277
01:02:51,134 --> 01:02:52,000
- She's fine.
1278
01:02:53,970 --> 01:02:54,769
- You looked?
1279
01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:55,937
You looked at her after?
1280
01:02:55,939 --> 01:02:57,238
Did you see?
1281
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:58,973
- She's okay, she...
1282
01:03:00,210 --> 01:03:01,342
She was stupid anyway.
1283
01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:09,117
- Wilma.
1284
01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,654
Will you do me a huge favor?
1285
01:03:13,823 --> 01:03:15,757
Will you find me a cigarette?
1286
01:03:15,759 --> 01:03:17,191
Just one, just one.
1287
01:03:17,994 --> 01:03:19,427
Remember that time you guys?
1288
01:03:19,429 --> 01:03:22,163
When it was the whole
class was burpees
1289
01:03:22,165 --> 01:03:24,799
for the entire hour
and that's all I did?
1290
01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:29,304
Please help me, please
get me anything, please.
1291
01:03:38,114 --> 01:03:38,980
- That was mean.
1292
01:03:40,116 --> 01:03:41,082
- I'm mean.
1293
01:03:45,955 --> 01:03:46,821
I'm mean now.
1294
01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:04,205
- That was a hell of a sandwich.
1295
01:04:04,207 --> 01:04:05,606
- Glad you liked it.
1296
01:04:05,608 --> 01:04:07,275
- You did good work Drew.
1297
01:04:07,277 --> 01:04:08,710
- You remember who I am?
1298
01:04:08,712 --> 01:04:10,111
- Sure.
1299
01:04:10,113 --> 01:04:12,413
You're the other man
in my sweet Bay's life.
1300
01:04:15,819 --> 01:04:16,718
- Yeah well I think her heart's
1301
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:18,019
always gonna belong to Daddy.
1302
01:04:20,724 --> 01:04:21,789
- So how's it going?
1303
01:04:22,692 --> 01:04:24,726
You treating my
little girl right?
1304
01:04:24,728 --> 01:04:26,060
- Yes, absolutely.
1305
01:04:28,498 --> 01:04:29,597
Yeah.
1306
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,867
I don't know what
the hell I'm doing.
1307
01:04:33,803 --> 01:04:36,704
It's like they should give
you a map for this crap.
1308
01:04:36,706 --> 01:04:40,041
All this stuff comes up, right?
1309
01:04:40,043 --> 01:04:43,811
And you just, you're trying
to like stay on top of it
1310
01:04:43,813 --> 01:04:45,413
and you just...
1311
01:04:45,415 --> 01:04:47,815
Whatever you do, just more and
more stuff keeps piling up,
1312
01:04:49,853 --> 01:04:51,219
you never...
1313
01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:52,586
I feel like I can
never fix it, right?
1314
01:04:52,589 --> 01:04:55,022
I just wanna fix it, but
every time you fix something,
1315
01:04:55,024 --> 01:04:58,259
something else comes
up, every single day.
1316
01:04:58,261 --> 01:05:01,863
- It's like trying to hold
water in your bare hands.
1317
01:05:01,865 --> 01:05:04,599
- Yes, yes, exactly you know?
1318
01:05:04,601 --> 01:05:05,900
It's like trying to hold water
1319
01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:07,969
and I need this water.
1320
01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:14,242
And I can't afford
not to get it right.
1321
01:05:16,546 --> 01:05:17,779
- You know what I know?
1322
01:05:18,681 --> 01:05:20,248
Love's the answer to everything.
1323
01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:23,951
And a bucket.
1324
01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:29,223
You need something to
hold all that water right?
1325
01:05:29,225 --> 01:05:31,859
I mean if you're the one
standing by the hole in the dam,
1326
01:05:31,861 --> 01:05:34,128
you're gonna need a
mighty strong finger.
1327
01:05:34,130 --> 01:05:37,198
If not, get ready for the flood.
1328
01:05:39,269 --> 01:05:42,470
My Bay, she's a
hell of a swimmer.
1329
01:05:43,907 --> 01:05:45,940
We would tread water for days.
1330
01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:50,945
So you might wanna stop trying
to hold onto all that water
1331
01:05:52,449 --> 01:05:55,316
and start treading,
or maybe float.
1332
01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:57,985
She'll float with you.
1333
01:06:17,907 --> 01:06:20,875
- You have got to lock the door.
1334
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:24,712
- It's a little creepy.
1335
01:06:25,815 --> 01:06:27,949
- God, why aren't we
doing that every night?
1336
01:06:27,951 --> 01:06:30,017
- Because we're stupid.
1337
01:06:30,019 --> 01:06:31,152
You, mostly.
1338
01:06:31,921 --> 01:06:33,855
When did bar fights
make you so horny?
1339
01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:37,992
- Oh it was a life
affirming thing.
1340
01:06:39,262 --> 01:06:42,263
- You wanna talk about it?
1341
01:06:42,265 --> 01:06:43,865
- No, I don't.
1342
01:06:45,869 --> 01:06:50,171
It was embarrassing
and mortifying and
1343
01:06:51,641 --> 01:06:55,042
no I don't wanna talk about
it, I just want you to be here
1344
01:06:55,044 --> 01:06:57,845
and perfect and warm and you.
1345
01:06:58,948 --> 01:07:00,515
- Done.
1346
01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:02,450
- Dad was...
1347
01:07:02,452 --> 01:07:04,552
- Aw.
1348
01:07:04,554 --> 01:07:05,887
- Hmm?
1349
01:07:05,889 --> 01:07:08,089
- Hon, it's time,
you know he's...
1350
01:07:09,826 --> 01:07:13,895
- Okay, I
mean I know the place
1351
01:07:13,897 --> 01:07:16,030
that I would want
him to go, I was just
1352
01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:17,565
waiting for it to get bad.
1353
01:07:20,003 --> 01:07:20,935
- It's time, it's bad.
1354
01:07:30,079 --> 01:07:30,912
What?
1355
01:07:30,914 --> 01:07:32,046
- Do the thing.
1356
01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:35,416
Do, do the thing.
1357
01:07:35,418 --> 01:07:37,351
- Oh, no, no.
1358
01:07:37,353 --> 01:07:38,352
- Do the thing,
1359
01:07:38,354 --> 01:07:39,153
do the thing.
- No.
1360
01:07:39,155 --> 01:07:40,321
- Come on, I need it,
1361
01:07:40,323 --> 01:07:41,155
I need it.
- I don't want it,
1362
01:07:41,157 --> 01:07:43,591
why?
- I need it.
1363
01:07:48,765 --> 01:07:50,665
- Oh these look perfect.
1364
01:07:58,374 --> 01:08:00,708
To want for love
it for the action.
1365
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:06,080
Ah!
1366
01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:07,715
- What's happening?
- I love it.
1367
01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:10,518
It's good, nothing disrupts
the series when I get going.
1368
01:08:11,287 --> 01:08:12,620
Okay.
1369
01:08:12,622 --> 01:08:14,455
♪ Hurts so much, I
can't believe it, ♪
1370
01:08:14,457 --> 01:08:16,357
♪ but I'm gonna
keep on doing it ♪
1371
01:08:16,359 --> 01:08:18,626
♪ because you have
fucking cancer. ♪
1372
01:08:27,604 --> 01:08:30,571
- Yes, yes, more kicks.
1373
01:08:30,573 --> 01:08:31,572
- That?
1374
01:08:31,574 --> 01:08:32,707
What, this old thing?
1375
01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:34,709
This old thing?
1376
01:08:37,580 --> 01:08:41,215
Fucking 360 shit.
1377
01:08:41,217 --> 01:08:42,049
Love that.
1378
01:08:50,593 --> 01:08:51,492
You see that shit?
1379
01:08:51,494 --> 01:08:53,995
- I did, I saw it.
1380
01:08:58,167 --> 01:08:59,133
I'm gonna
have an aneurism.
1381
01:09:01,738 --> 01:09:03,004
- It's happy sometimes,
1382
01:09:03,006 --> 01:09:05,806
sometimes I get so
happy when I dance.
1383
01:09:07,243 --> 01:09:08,075
Smooth jams.
1384
01:09:13,116 --> 01:09:14,315
Oh pancake.
1385
01:09:14,317 --> 01:09:17,251
Pancake.
1386
01:09:18,287 --> 01:09:20,287
Mm, babe you're my griddle.
1387
01:09:23,793 --> 01:09:25,159
- No you're so gross.
1388
01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:26,827
Ew, you're sweaty too.
1389
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:36,370
- Hey Max is worried about you.
1390
01:09:37,373 --> 01:09:38,806
- About the cancer?
1391
01:09:38,808 --> 01:09:39,674
We talked.
1392
01:09:41,444 --> 01:09:44,545
- The cancer, the Dad,
1393
01:09:45,682 --> 01:09:47,515
your reactions to things.
1394
01:09:48,317 --> 01:09:50,051
- Wait, he said this to you?
1395
01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:52,953
- Not in so many words, but...
1396
01:09:52,955 --> 01:09:54,555
- In what kind of words, Drew?
1397
01:09:54,557 --> 01:09:56,691
In his words?
1398
01:09:56,693 --> 01:09:58,025
In your words?
1399
01:09:58,027 --> 01:10:00,027
What kind of words
were said actually?
1400
01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:01,529
- Babe come on,
don't get all...
1401
01:10:01,531 --> 01:10:03,164
- What, what, obsessive?
1402
01:10:03,166 --> 01:10:04,965
Psychotic, violent?
1403
01:10:04,967 --> 01:10:06,834
- No, I didn't say any of that.
1404
01:10:06,836 --> 01:10:08,703
- Hmm, no well I get it though.
1405
01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:10,237
- No, no, you infer it.
1406
01:10:10,239 --> 01:10:13,174
- Well that's how most
feelings are conveyed by men.
1407
01:10:13,176 --> 01:10:15,876
- Well that's how most
women extrapolate or,
1408
01:10:15,878 --> 01:10:17,511
this is ridiculous,
what are we doing?
1409
01:10:17,513 --> 01:10:20,047
- This is fun, Drew,
this is so fun.
1410
01:10:20,049 --> 01:10:21,882
This is what I need right now.
1411
01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:25,286
My dad is checking
out and I have cancer.
1412
01:10:26,355 --> 01:10:27,822
- What, that is so unfair.
1413
01:10:27,824 --> 01:10:29,390
What am I supposed
to do with that, huh?
1414
01:10:29,392 --> 01:10:31,559
That's like the mic
drop of the universe.
1415
01:10:33,362 --> 01:10:34,595
Stop.
1416
01:10:34,597 --> 01:10:36,197
- You stop.
1417
01:10:36,199 --> 01:10:37,064
- Bay.
1418
01:10:39,102 --> 01:10:42,036
- Look I know that
this is the part
1419
01:10:42,038 --> 01:10:44,105
where we're supposed
to kiss and make up
1420
01:10:44,107 --> 01:10:47,942
and it's all fine
again, but I'm mad.
1421
01:10:47,944 --> 01:10:52,179
I'm mad at everything and I
will eventually come up for air
1422
01:10:52,181 --> 01:10:55,149
but right now, mad is working.
1423
01:10:59,288 --> 01:11:02,022
- Well in that case, piss off.
1424
01:11:02,024 --> 01:11:03,324
- Better, better.
1425
01:12:04,253 --> 01:12:06,287
Okay we have balloons, right?
1426
01:12:06,289 --> 01:12:07,154
- Yep.
1427
01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:11,525
- Okay good because Alonzo
is very attached to those.
1428
01:12:15,298 --> 01:12:16,497
Hey are we okay?
1429
01:12:16,499 --> 01:12:18,566
- Yes I'm
just shitting, hon.
1430
01:12:21,103 --> 01:12:22,102
You taking that off the list?
1431
01:12:22,104 --> 01:12:22,937
- Mm-hmm.
1432
01:12:24,340 --> 01:12:25,840
- Hon, everything is fine.
1433
01:12:26,809 --> 01:12:28,175
Everything is gonna get handled.
1434
01:12:28,177 --> 01:12:30,077
You just gotta
trust me, alright?
1435
01:12:31,681 --> 01:12:33,214
- Okay.
1436
01:12:33,216 --> 01:12:35,883
Alright so I'm
getting party favors and...
1437
01:12:39,021 --> 01:12:40,387
Oh, oh.
1438
01:12:40,389 --> 01:12:41,255
- What?
1439
01:12:42,391 --> 01:12:44,825
- I still haven't told Scout.
1440
01:12:44,827 --> 01:12:46,861
I mean about the entire surgery.
1441
01:12:47,897 --> 01:12:49,763
I kept waiting, oh my god.
1442
01:12:50,833 --> 01:12:51,699
- Shit, me too.
1443
01:12:53,703 --> 01:12:55,169
- Okay, okay.
1444
01:12:55,171 --> 01:12:57,137
I'm doing it now, I'm
doing it right now.
1445
01:12:57,139 --> 01:12:58,372
Okay this is bullshit.
1446
01:13:00,343 --> 01:13:02,476
Remember when Mommy had Scout
1447
01:13:02,478 --> 01:13:05,212
and I had to go to the
hospital for a couple days
1448
01:13:05,214 --> 01:13:07,448
and you stayed with
Ishi and Pop Pop?
1449
01:13:08,851 --> 01:13:12,152
Well Mommy's got to go
in the hospital again.
1450
01:13:12,154 --> 01:13:14,355
- This was last time
when I was four.
1451
01:13:14,357 --> 01:13:16,223
You were just a baby.
1452
01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:17,925
- Aw look how little you were.
1453
01:13:19,729 --> 01:13:21,528
- A doctor is going
to do something
1454
01:13:21,530 --> 01:13:23,797
called an operation on me.
1455
01:13:26,936 --> 01:13:29,403
No, you're gonna be
at Ishi and Pop Pop's.
1456
01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:31,171
You know how sometimes you
get a school note as a kid?
1457
01:13:31,173 --> 01:13:32,339
- Just listen, okay?
1458
01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:34,441
- Fine.
1459
01:13:36,712 --> 01:13:40,014
- That's what a doctor's gonna
do for Mommy in a hospital.
1460
01:13:40,016 --> 01:13:43,117
A doctor's gonna go in
and get the booby out.
1461
01:13:43,119 --> 01:13:45,252
- The boo boo.
- The boo boo.
1462
01:13:45,254 --> 01:13:47,221
- Why'd you call it a booby?
1463
01:13:47,223 --> 01:13:48,856
- Well the boo
boo is in my booby
1464
01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:52,393
so the doctor is gonna,
you can't see it.
1465
01:13:52,395 --> 01:13:54,061
- Okay.
1466
01:13:54,063 --> 01:13:56,797
- It doesn't show, it's
inside, under my skin.
1467
01:13:58,301 --> 01:13:59,900
- They did an
x-ray and they found
1468
01:13:59,902 --> 01:14:02,136
an ouchie in there.
1469
01:14:02,138 --> 01:14:03,971
- No, no the doctors
are gonna make sure
1470
01:14:03,973 --> 01:14:07,474
Mommy has lots of good
medicine so nothing hurts.
1471
01:14:07,476 --> 01:14:10,411
They're gonna go and they're
gonna get the boo boo out
1472
01:14:10,413 --> 01:14:12,613
and then Mommy's gonna come
home with these bandages on
1473
01:14:12,615 --> 01:14:15,416
and then they're
gonna send me home.
1474
01:14:26,162 --> 01:14:30,764
♪ Please ♪
1475
01:14:30,766 --> 01:14:34,568
♪ Don't go away ♪
1476
01:14:34,570 --> 01:14:36,437
- You okay?
1477
01:14:36,439 --> 01:14:37,304
- Yeah.
1478
01:14:40,576 --> 01:14:41,408
You okay?
1479
01:14:54,690 --> 01:14:55,889
- I was just thinking,
1480
01:14:56,625 --> 01:15:00,294
where am I gonna possibly
deposit this pesky boob
1481
01:15:00,296 --> 01:15:01,528
and here we are.
1482
01:15:03,766 --> 01:15:04,698
- You're an idiot.
1483
01:15:06,369 --> 01:15:07,234
I love you.
1484
01:15:08,771 --> 01:15:09,903
- Even all jacked up?
1485
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:11,705
- Especially.
1486
01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:15,509
It makes you really
need and appreciative.
1487
01:15:18,981 --> 01:15:19,847
Come here.
1488
01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:34,328
- Lucine
to ICU please, Lucine to ICU.
1489
01:15:34,330 --> 01:15:35,462
- Hey.
- Hey.
1490
01:15:37,299 --> 01:15:38,132
- Any word?
1491
01:15:40,002 --> 01:15:42,236
- Doctor came by
about an hour ago
1492
01:15:42,238 --> 01:15:44,905
and said that the uh...
1493
01:15:44,907 --> 01:15:46,740
They checked the lymph
nodes and it hadn't spread,
1494
01:15:46,742 --> 01:15:48,409
so that's good.
1495
01:15:48,411 --> 01:15:50,044
- That's great.
- Yeah.
1496
01:15:52,248 --> 01:15:56,483
- Paging
Dr. Stavis, Dr. Stavis please.
1497
01:15:57,653 --> 01:16:00,054
- They still gotta finish
up the surgery but,
1498
01:16:00,056 --> 01:16:03,824
and biopsy the
tissue but you know,
1499
01:16:03,826 --> 01:16:05,592
just wanna make sure
it's not invasive.
1500
01:16:06,929 --> 01:16:08,395
I sent everyone else home.
1501
01:16:09,498 --> 01:16:10,831
- Okay.
1502
01:16:10,833 --> 01:16:12,366
- What are they gonna do, right?
1503
01:16:12,368 --> 01:16:13,233
- Yeah.
1504
01:16:16,405 --> 01:16:17,271
Are you sure about--
1505
01:16:17,273 --> 01:16:18,138
- Mm-hmm.
1506
01:16:19,108 --> 01:16:19,973
Yes.
1507
01:16:21,277 --> 01:16:22,476
He said he wanted to come.
1508
01:16:24,346 --> 01:16:25,245
I gotta let him.
1509
01:16:25,247 --> 01:16:27,081
- Nah, no you're right.
1510
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:28,415
You're doing the right thing.
1511
01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:29,416
- Yeah?
1512
01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:30,217
- Yeah.
1513
01:16:33,522 --> 01:16:34,621
You're good.
1514
01:16:40,963 --> 01:16:41,795
Okay.
1515
01:16:41,797 --> 01:16:43,597
- I'll call you.
- Yeah.
1516
01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:45,466
- Thanks for coming by.
1517
01:16:45,468 --> 01:16:46,333
Hey.
1518
01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:48,435
- Hi.
- Hey.
1519
01:16:52,808 --> 01:16:53,674
Look at me.
1520
01:16:56,612 --> 01:16:57,478
Who's this guy?
1521
01:17:00,249 --> 01:17:01,048
Sit down.
1522
01:17:08,557 --> 01:17:11,158
So this is what we
do, we sit here.
1523
01:17:14,663 --> 01:17:15,529
You scared?
1524
01:17:16,432 --> 01:17:17,664
- Yeah.
1525
01:17:17,666 --> 01:17:18,532
- Yeah, me too.
1526
01:17:22,171 --> 01:17:23,704
There's nothing wrong with that.
1527
01:17:27,910 --> 01:17:29,643
You know she's
gonna be fine right?
1528
01:17:32,348 --> 01:17:34,548
And I'm very proud of
you for coming here.
1529
01:17:39,588 --> 01:17:40,387
I love you.
1530
01:17:41,490 --> 01:17:42,356
- I love you.
1531
01:17:57,640 --> 01:18:00,607
- The first step to recovery
is admitting you got a problem.
1532
01:18:02,478 --> 01:18:05,179
- I need one of them
grab, grabber things.
1533
01:18:05,181 --> 01:18:07,614
The grabby, the grab things.
1534
01:18:10,653 --> 01:18:12,019
- A hand?
1535
01:18:12,020 --> 01:18:13,386
Ooh, somebody's
got a shiny ladder.
1536
01:18:13,389 --> 01:18:15,722
- Don't even talk to me,
you're a traitor, okay?
1537
01:18:17,193 --> 01:18:20,027
- I got you those
damn balloons, didn't I?
1538
01:18:20,029 --> 01:18:22,663
- You gonna be okay
for a little while?
1539
01:18:26,535 --> 01:18:28,368
Did you OD her?
1540
01:18:28,370 --> 01:18:31,071
- I haven't even
given her today's yet.
1541
01:18:31,073 --> 01:18:32,472
- I'm fine, I'm fine.
1542
01:18:33,475 --> 01:18:34,841
My tongue was numb.
1543
01:18:34,843 --> 01:18:38,845
I said, I have Zo,
do you have the list?
1544
01:18:38,847 --> 01:18:40,480
- Yeah I got the list, okay?
1545
01:18:40,482 --> 01:18:42,683
I got three places to go and
I'm gonna take Lance with me.
1546
01:18:42,685 --> 01:18:45,152
- Wait. Why?
1547
01:18:45,154 --> 01:18:46,653
- It's gonna be fine.
1548
01:18:47,723 --> 01:18:49,156
- Why do you have a ladder?
1549
01:18:49,158 --> 01:18:51,158
- Ooh, maybe he's
just happy to see me.
1550
01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:52,759
- That makes zero sense.
1551
01:18:52,761 --> 01:18:53,827
I need to go to work.
1552
01:18:53,829 --> 01:18:56,330
- Wait, well what
about the kids?
1553
01:18:56,332 --> 01:18:57,764
- Kids are fine, Paula's gonna
pick them up from school,
1554
01:18:57,766 --> 01:18:59,366
we got Marty Poppins here.
1555
01:18:59,368 --> 01:19:02,736
You're gonna be asleep
all or like on Vicodin so,
1556
01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,004
I got it, don't worry.
1557
01:19:04,006 --> 01:19:05,505
- Wait, wait no,
you can't got this.
1558
01:19:05,507 --> 01:19:06,707
You can't just got this, okay?
1559
01:19:06,709 --> 01:19:09,443
What if none of
these guys work out?
1560
01:19:09,445 --> 01:19:11,578
We promised Scout
something really special.
1561
01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:13,380
She's been talking
about it all week.
1562
01:19:13,382 --> 01:19:15,616
- Honey, I said
I got this, okay?
1563
01:19:16,852 --> 01:19:19,586
- Well you can't just got
this and go out to work.
1564
01:19:19,588 --> 01:19:20,754
You can't double book.
1565
01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:22,889
- Honey, I need to
go to work, okay?
1566
01:19:22,891 --> 01:19:23,957
We need the money right now.
1567
01:19:23,959 --> 01:19:25,592
- We need to take care of Scout.
1568
01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:27,261
- Scout's fine, you're
the one that's kinda--
1569
01:19:27,263 --> 01:19:28,528
- Oh I'm the one, I'm the one.
1570
01:19:28,530 --> 01:19:30,297
Okay it's me, do you see that?
1571
01:19:30,299 --> 01:19:32,766
It's me, it's all
about me and my thing.
1572
01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:36,570
No you, you can't
screw this up, Drew.
1573
01:19:36,572 --> 01:19:38,272
- Yeah I'll try not
to screw it up, okay?
1574
01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:39,539
- Oh my god.
1575
01:19:39,541 --> 01:19:41,742
- I love you, please
take care of her for me.
1576
01:19:41,744 --> 01:19:43,944
- Drew, ouch, you
can't walk out,
1577
01:19:43,946 --> 01:19:46,113
I can't follow you,
that's not fair.
1578
01:19:50,753 --> 01:19:51,618
Shit.
1579
01:19:53,055 --> 01:19:55,155
Shit, shit.
1580
01:19:55,157 --> 01:19:57,624
Shit, shit, shit, ow.
1581
01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:58,492
Shit, ow.
1582
01:19:59,762 --> 01:20:02,729
- Elizabeth Taylor, how's
this working out for you?
1583
01:20:02,731 --> 01:20:04,831
- It's not.
1584
01:20:04,833 --> 01:20:06,300
- Geez.
1585
01:20:06,302 --> 01:20:08,201
- Wait did you just call me fat?
1586
01:20:10,239 --> 01:20:11,505
- Not exactly.
1587
01:20:13,342 --> 01:20:14,775
- Seriously?
1588
01:20:14,777 --> 01:20:19,846
After all of it, after
cancer and Dad and the party
1589
01:20:20,849 --> 01:20:22,449
and no money and whatever?
1590
01:20:22,451 --> 01:20:26,586
I know in my head those
are all gonna be okay.
1591
01:20:27,790 --> 01:20:32,826
That, I can't do that, I
can't do that with him.
1592
01:20:34,096 --> 01:20:36,997
If he and I aren't okay, I
feel like I can't breathe.
1593
01:20:39,168 --> 01:20:43,837
And I'm the one that's making
it not okay for awhile.
1594
01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:50,444
I just can't right now.
1595
01:20:53,148 --> 01:20:54,348
- Stop.
1596
01:20:55,551 --> 01:20:57,484
You need to prioritize.
1597
01:20:57,486 --> 01:21:02,456
You killed the cancer
beast, and you live to tell.
1598
01:21:02,891 --> 01:21:03,790
You're here.
1599
01:21:04,827 --> 01:21:07,861
Now, you're ass got problems but
1600
01:21:09,131 --> 01:21:10,731
they're quality problems.
1601
01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:14,801
Being so in love you
can't fight right?
1602
01:21:15,738 --> 01:21:16,903
Quality problem.
1603
01:21:18,207 --> 01:21:19,740
Ones frankly I wish I had.
1604
01:21:20,743 --> 01:21:21,641
I'd kill for.
1605
01:21:22,578 --> 01:21:24,911
It's a problem, yes.
1606
01:21:24,913 --> 01:21:25,779
But,
1607
01:21:27,049 --> 01:21:28,715
one born out of abundance.
1608
01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:32,753
Mm.
1609
01:21:34,022 --> 01:21:35,589
I said that, bam.
1610
01:21:37,860 --> 01:21:39,025
♪ I know she feel me ♪
1611
01:21:39,027 --> 01:21:42,195
♪ I know she got the big
bum, come and get me ♪
1612
01:21:42,197 --> 01:21:43,930
♪ I know she got me ♪
1613
01:21:43,932 --> 01:21:45,365
♪ I know she want me ♪
1614
01:21:45,367 --> 01:21:47,734
♪ I feel when you're
looking at me ♪
1615
01:21:47,736 --> 01:21:51,738
♪ Nothing like the swagger ♪
1616
01:21:51,740 --> 01:21:54,508
♪ Swagger ♪
1617
01:21:54,510 --> 01:21:57,944
♪ Swagger ♪
1618
01:21:57,946 --> 01:21:59,913
♪ Swagger ♪
1619
01:22:01,350 --> 01:22:03,383
♪ I see her trippin' 'cause
she know I got the moves ♪
1620
01:22:03,385 --> 01:22:06,853
♪ Got that smooth move gotta
do anything like I do ♪
1621
01:22:06,855 --> 01:22:08,221
♪ Won't need you ♪
1622
01:22:08,223 --> 01:22:10,023
♪ Won't need to hustle 'cause
you know I got the muscle ♪
1623
01:22:10,025 --> 01:22:13,894
♪ And now I'm-a serve it up
right with that attitude ♪
1624
01:22:13,896 --> 01:22:16,963
♪ Mommy's a looker and I
know she like that style ♪
1625
01:22:16,965 --> 01:22:20,867
♪ The fresh Abercrombie
keep her happy for a while ♪
1626
01:22:20,869 --> 01:22:22,536
- I usually find
magicians creepy.
1627
01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:26,306
- Because they're
touched by gods.
1628
01:22:31,046 --> 01:22:32,979
- Wow.
1629
01:22:32,981 --> 01:22:34,347
- He's kidding, he's kidding.
1630
01:22:35,551 --> 01:22:36,650
- Okay.
- Oh you almost took,
1631
01:22:36,652 --> 01:22:37,984
that's great.
- You got us.
1632
01:22:37,986 --> 01:22:38,952
- Wow rough day?
1633
01:22:38,954 --> 01:22:40,053
- Yeah just a little bit.
1634
01:22:40,055 --> 01:22:40,854
- Three.
1635
01:22:42,157 --> 01:22:43,023
- So.
- So.
1636
01:22:44,426 --> 01:22:46,960
- Okay I get it, you know
I'll just cut to the chase.
1637
01:22:46,962 --> 01:22:47,828
I book magicians,
1638
01:22:49,898 --> 01:22:51,498
myself included.
1639
01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:54,434
- So like a traditional
kids birthday party, right?
1640
01:22:54,436 --> 01:22:56,970
- Do you have a dollar or
a bill, any kind of bill?
1641
01:23:14,289 --> 01:23:15,789
Can't explain it can you?
1642
01:23:15,791 --> 01:23:17,891
Neither can I, it's magic.
1643
01:23:21,163 --> 01:23:22,028
Right?
1644
01:23:24,266 --> 01:23:26,433
- Wow.
1645
01:23:26,435 --> 01:23:27,501
You're good.
1646
01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:28,802
- You like that?
- Yeah.
1647
01:23:28,804 --> 01:23:29,703
- That was kinda awesome.
- That was amazing.
1648
01:23:31,006 --> 01:23:32,038
- Saturday, you busy?
1649
01:23:33,041 --> 01:23:34,975
- Uh let me check my, no.
1650
01:23:36,979 --> 01:23:37,978
- Excellent, excellent.
1651
01:23:37,980 --> 01:23:39,279
Stop it.
- Is it dead?
1652
01:23:39,281 --> 01:23:44,351
- Yep, it's dead.
- Dead bird?
1653
01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:48,355
- Clyde.
1654
01:24:03,839 --> 01:24:04,704
Clyde.
1655
01:24:06,141 --> 01:24:06,973
Clyde?
1656
01:24:08,243 --> 01:24:09,309
Clyde!
1657
01:24:11,013 --> 01:24:12,345
- Get off me!
1658
01:24:12,347 --> 01:24:14,080
- Okay, it's okay, it's
okay, it's okay, it's okay.
1659
01:24:14,082 --> 01:24:14,881
- Who are you?
1660
01:24:14,883 --> 01:24:16,082
- I'm Drew, I'm Drew.
1661
01:24:16,084 --> 01:24:16,883
- I don't know you.
1662
01:24:16,885 --> 01:24:18,518
- Yes, yeah you do.
1663
01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:19,853
I'm your son-in-law,
1664
01:24:19,855 --> 01:24:21,054
Bailey's husband.
- Get out of here.
1665
01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:21,855
How'd you get in here?
1666
01:24:21,857 --> 01:24:23,857
- Keys, I have keys.
1667
01:24:23,859 --> 01:24:24,591
Hold on, look.
1668
01:24:24,593 --> 01:24:25,659
- Keys?
- Yeah.
1669
01:24:27,729 --> 01:24:29,029
Okay, can I show you?
1670
01:24:29,031 --> 01:24:30,564
- What?
- I got a picture.
1671
01:24:33,068 --> 01:24:34,434
You hit your head, okay?
1672
01:24:34,436 --> 01:24:35,302
Sit down.
1673
01:24:36,271 --> 01:24:37,571
I'm showing you right here.
1674
01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:40,106
You know me, we
are friends, okay?
1675
01:24:42,611 --> 01:24:44,177
Who's that?
1676
01:24:44,179 --> 01:24:45,078
Little...
1677
01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:46,446
- That's little fish, yeah.
1678
01:24:46,448 --> 01:24:48,748
And then the kids.
- Then the kids.
1679
01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:49,950
- Who's--
- That guy.
1680
01:24:51,787 --> 01:24:52,586
- Hi.
1681
01:24:52,588 --> 01:24:53,720
- How you doing bud?
1682
01:24:53,722 --> 01:24:54,521
- Hit my head.
1683
01:24:54,523 --> 01:24:56,022
- I know.
1684
01:24:56,024 --> 01:24:57,090
So I'm gonna get you
an ice pack, okay?
1685
01:24:57,092 --> 01:24:58,792
- It hurts.
- I know.
1686
01:24:58,794 --> 01:24:59,759
- Yes.
- Okay.
1687
01:24:59,761 --> 01:25:01,027
We're good right?
1688
01:25:01,029 --> 01:25:03,096
- Yes we are thank you.
- You sure?
1689
01:25:03,098 --> 01:25:03,964
- Okay.
1690
01:25:07,235 --> 01:25:09,369
- Your resume looks amazing.
1691
01:25:09,371 --> 01:25:11,137
Thank you.
1692
01:25:11,139 --> 01:25:12,772
You know, let me, let me.
1693
01:25:12,774 --> 01:25:13,840
- Thank you.
1694
01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:20,981
Hello you.
1695
01:25:24,152 --> 01:25:25,018
Is he okay?
1696
01:25:26,922 --> 01:25:27,787
I'm coming over.
1697
01:25:35,597 --> 01:25:37,130
- Well Clyde's doing better.
1698
01:25:38,467 --> 01:25:40,133
Everyone's getting
dressed right now.
1699
01:25:41,470 --> 01:25:43,136
Are you sure you're okay
watching them for a little bit?
1700
01:25:43,138 --> 01:25:45,839
- Sure, it'll give us time
to get to know each other.
1701
01:25:45,841 --> 01:25:47,073
- Thank you.
1702
01:25:47,075 --> 01:25:48,842
What is that?
1703
01:25:48,844 --> 01:25:50,610
- Goo, it's awesome.
1704
01:25:50,612 --> 01:25:53,079
- Yeah, you gotta touch
it, it's super cool.
1705
01:25:53,081 --> 01:25:55,148
- It's just
cornstarch and water.
1706
01:25:55,150 --> 01:25:56,349
- Seriously, do it.
- I figured it'd keep us
1707
01:25:56,351 --> 01:25:58,084
busy for a bit.
1708
01:25:58,086 --> 01:25:59,185
- Ew.
1709
01:26:03,659 --> 01:26:05,625
- I have three nieces
and two nephews so
1710
01:26:05,627 --> 01:26:08,028
you learn to rely on
the little things.
1711
01:26:08,030 --> 01:26:10,096
Kid love their messes.
1712
01:26:14,102 --> 01:26:17,504
- Hey, you're not by chance
a serial killer are you?
1713
01:26:17,506 --> 01:26:18,371
- No.
1714
01:26:18,974 --> 01:26:20,440
- You a klepto?
1715
01:26:20,442 --> 01:26:21,508
- No.
1716
01:26:21,510 --> 01:26:23,176
- What about a cult member?
1717
01:26:23,178 --> 01:26:24,010
- No.
1718
01:26:25,213 --> 01:26:26,046
- Well you're hired.
1719
01:26:27,683 --> 01:26:28,548
- Thank you.
1720
01:26:30,018 --> 01:26:34,187
But I only think I can help
you in a limited capacity.
1721
01:26:35,390 --> 01:26:38,625
Your father-in-law,
he needs more.
1722
01:26:39,961 --> 01:26:42,462
He's getting to a point
where it's dangerous
1723
01:26:42,464 --> 01:26:44,230
for him to be on his own.
1724
01:26:45,367 --> 01:26:47,233
He's going to need
assisted living,
1725
01:26:47,235 --> 01:26:48,902
and sooner rather than later.
1726
01:26:50,739 --> 01:26:52,872
- Bailey's gonna be
a tough sell on that.
1727
01:26:53,709 --> 01:26:55,375
- It's not surprising.
1728
01:26:55,377 --> 01:26:57,410
She's a very strong woman.
1729
01:26:57,412 --> 01:26:59,045
I speak from experience.
1730
01:27:03,251 --> 01:27:06,219
The thing about being strong
is that when you do that,
1731
01:27:06,221 --> 01:27:08,088
you are that for long enough
1732
01:27:08,090 --> 01:27:10,490
and you begin to
forget how to stop.
1733
01:27:12,094 --> 01:27:15,095
The really strong
ones, they're the ones
1734
01:27:15,097 --> 01:27:17,931
that can let themselves
break a little,
1735
01:27:19,201 --> 01:27:21,134
just enough so someone
can help mend them.
1736
01:27:23,038 --> 01:27:25,572
You just wait for that break.
1737
01:27:49,297 --> 01:27:50,296
- You okay?
1738
01:28:04,746 --> 01:28:06,179
Just gonna be gentle.
1739
01:28:11,386 --> 01:28:12,519
Does it hurt?
1740
01:28:27,602 --> 01:28:28,468
It's okay?
1741
01:28:36,411 --> 01:28:37,243
That hurt?
1742
01:28:48,156 --> 01:28:50,790
It's really good.
1743
01:28:50,792 --> 01:28:53,760
She did a really good job.
1744
01:28:53,762 --> 01:28:54,661
Yeah.
- Yeah?
1745
01:28:54,663 --> 01:28:57,363
- No she did a really good job.
1746
01:28:58,433 --> 01:28:59,265
- Okay.
1747
01:29:01,937 --> 01:29:03,870
- You're gonna like it.
1748
01:29:04,973 --> 01:29:06,706
- Okay.
1749
01:29:06,708 --> 01:29:08,374
- I love you.
1750
01:29:09,544 --> 01:29:10,743
- I love you.
1751
01:29:25,560 --> 01:29:26,426
Okay.
1752
01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:32,232
Okay.
1753
01:29:46,014 --> 01:29:50,683
- You're back.
1754
01:29:59,828 --> 01:30:01,794
- So the food is done
1755
01:30:02,697 --> 01:30:04,264
and the cake is...
1756
01:30:04,266 --> 01:30:05,331
- In the fridge.
1757
01:30:05,333 --> 01:30:07,066
Lance picked it up
on the way over.
1758
01:30:07,068 --> 01:30:09,736
- Oh Lance is doing
the creeper thing.
1759
01:30:09,738 --> 01:30:10,536
- You're kidding me.
1760
01:30:10,538 --> 01:30:12,205
- Yeah, can you stop it?
1761
01:30:12,207 --> 01:30:13,106
- Lance?
1762
01:30:13,108 --> 01:30:15,608
- Hey what's up beautiful lady?
1763
01:30:15,610 --> 01:30:16,409
I see you.
1764
01:30:16,411 --> 01:30:17,744
What?
1765
01:30:17,746 --> 01:30:19,579
- Dude, you have to stop
hitting on all the moms.
1766
01:30:19,581 --> 01:30:21,080
- I'm not doing that.
1767
01:30:21,082 --> 01:30:22,415
- You totally are.
1768
01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:24,417
They're all married,
they all have kids,
1769
01:30:24,419 --> 01:30:26,219
and you're kind of
freaking them out.
1770
01:30:26,221 --> 01:30:27,453
- Okay fine.
1771
01:30:27,455 --> 01:30:28,721
Alright?
1772
01:30:28,723 --> 01:30:30,857
Hey didn't I see you
at the sandbox earlier?
1773
01:30:30,859 --> 01:30:32,392
- We're completely here.
1774
01:30:32,394 --> 01:30:33,426
I don't know.
1775
01:30:33,428 --> 01:30:34,527
- That was you.
1776
01:30:34,529 --> 01:30:35,695
- Oh my god,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1777
01:30:35,697 --> 01:30:37,196
- Are you kidding me?
- What?
1778
01:30:37,198 --> 01:30:39,299
- Just there.
- We had a moment earlier.
1779
01:30:39,301 --> 01:30:40,700
- Do me a favor.
- You weren't there.
1780
01:30:40,702 --> 01:30:42,869
- Lance, go watch
the trampoline, okay?
1781
01:30:42,871 --> 01:30:44,437
There's like 10 kids in
there, you're in charge.
1782
01:30:44,439 --> 01:30:45,772
That's your zone, yeah.
- Right now?
1783
01:30:45,774 --> 01:30:47,073
Cool, six!
1784
01:30:47,075 --> 01:30:48,608
- Yeah,
you got a mission.
1785
01:30:48,610 --> 01:30:53,446
- So in 30 minutes, the
pizza, then kid activities,
1786
01:30:53,448 --> 01:30:56,749
then at one p.m., Frank.
1787
01:30:56,751 --> 01:30:57,884
- Hap.
- Hap.
1788
01:30:57,886 --> 01:30:59,252
- Yeah, it's 1:30.
1789
01:30:59,254 --> 01:31:01,154
- Hap at 1:30
1790
01:31:01,156 --> 01:31:03,389
and his magical parades.
1791
01:31:03,391 --> 01:31:05,291
- Yes, way to go with the flow.
1792
01:31:05,293 --> 01:31:08,828
- Going with the flow is
kid party suicide, okay?
1793
01:31:08,830 --> 01:31:11,731
Parents all get trapped
waiting on the cake
1794
01:31:11,733 --> 01:31:14,267
and you don't hold
your guests hostage.
1795
01:31:14,269 --> 01:31:15,935
- Okay, honey?
- Yes.
1796
01:31:15,937 --> 01:31:17,403
- I got this.
1797
01:31:17,405 --> 01:31:19,238
- You do got this.
1798
01:31:19,240 --> 01:31:22,308
So freaking cute.
1799
01:31:22,310 --> 01:31:25,611
Just making little
checks on my list.
1800
01:31:25,613 --> 01:31:28,648
Plus pretty sure I
double dosed my Vicodin.
1801
01:31:28,650 --> 01:31:29,949
- You're kidding me.
1802
01:31:29,951 --> 01:31:32,285
- Woo!
1803
01:31:32,287 --> 01:31:33,319
- That explains a lot.
1804
01:31:33,321 --> 01:31:35,521
- Maybe, or maybe not.
1805
01:31:39,461 --> 01:31:40,493
- Love you.
1806
01:31:40,495 --> 01:31:41,361
- I love you.
1807
01:31:44,699 --> 01:31:45,565
Bubbles.
1808
01:31:48,370 --> 01:31:49,369
Oh.
1809
01:31:54,476 --> 01:31:57,010
- Nope, absolutely
not, sit down.
1810
01:31:58,113 --> 01:31:58,878
Scoutie!
1811
01:31:58,880 --> 01:31:59,746
Come here.
1812
01:32:03,551 --> 01:32:04,851
- So everybody's good?
1813
01:32:04,853 --> 01:32:06,552
- Yep, all good.
1814
01:32:06,554 --> 01:32:07,620
- Okay.
1815
01:32:07,622 --> 01:32:09,455
- Don't worry Mom,
Dad's got this.
1816
01:32:09,457 --> 01:32:11,124
- Yeah he does, baby.
1817
01:32:12,560 --> 01:32:15,628
- When's the bunny guy coming?
1818
01:32:15,630 --> 01:32:20,700
- Bunny guy is soon.
1819
01:32:21,536 --> 01:32:22,468
- Hey you know what?
1820
01:32:22,470 --> 01:32:23,503
Why don't you go get a brush
1821
01:32:23,505 --> 01:32:25,638
and I will give
you some cornrows.
1822
01:32:25,640 --> 01:32:27,373
- Okay.
1823
01:32:27,375 --> 01:32:28,241
- Awesome.
1824
01:32:31,746 --> 01:32:32,879
You
1825
01:32:33,748 --> 01:32:35,014
are on a shitload
of drugs right now.
1826
01:32:36,851 --> 01:32:38,684
- Okay, define shitload.
1827
01:32:41,589 --> 01:32:42,588
- Alan?
1828
01:32:42,590 --> 01:32:43,856
Alan.
1829
01:32:43,858 --> 01:32:45,725
Can you come inside for
a little bit please?
1830
01:32:48,496 --> 01:32:49,829
- Well it's all I can see.
1831
01:32:51,032 --> 01:32:52,098
It's bizarro.
1832
01:32:53,701 --> 01:32:54,567
- Hey.
1833
01:33:02,444 --> 01:33:04,544
- Who is that?
1834
01:33:04,546 --> 01:33:05,745
- I have no idea.
1835
01:33:08,183 --> 01:33:09,315
- Holy shit.
1836
01:33:11,719 --> 01:33:13,286
- I don't, it might
have been like
1837
01:33:13,288 --> 01:33:14,954
a language barrier or
something, I don't get it.
1838
01:33:14,956 --> 01:33:16,222
- That's an edible nightmare.
1839
01:33:16,224 --> 01:33:17,924
- No, I need some
solutions here, okay?
1840
01:33:17,926 --> 01:33:18,724
Work with me.
1841
01:33:18,726 --> 01:33:20,426
- Wow, is this blood?
1842
01:33:20,428 --> 01:33:22,028
- I don't know.
1843
01:33:22,030 --> 01:33:23,930
You know, maybe
it's not that bad.
1844
01:33:23,932 --> 01:33:26,065
- Come on, man.
1845
01:33:26,067 --> 01:33:27,967
Dude if you take that out
there, you're getting divorced.
1846
01:33:27,969 --> 01:33:28,835
- Okay, I get it.
1847
01:33:33,741 --> 01:33:34,607
Hello?
1848
01:33:35,910 --> 01:33:37,543
Um yeah, Hap.
1849
01:33:37,545 --> 01:33:38,811
Hey, what's up? Yeah.
1850
01:33:40,548 --> 01:33:42,615
Uh, wait, no.
1851
01:33:42,617 --> 01:33:43,716
No, no Hap.
1852
01:33:45,253 --> 01:33:48,287
You get off the freeway and
you take side streets, okay?
1853
01:33:49,224 --> 01:33:51,057
Hap, Hap.
1854
01:33:51,059 --> 01:33:51,891
Hello?
1855
01:33:54,095 --> 01:33:55,595
Uh, something.
1856
01:33:55,597 --> 01:33:56,462
- Okay.
1857
01:34:08,676 --> 01:34:09,642
- Uh hey babe?
1858
01:34:09,644 --> 01:34:11,244
- Yeah.
1859
01:34:11,246 --> 01:34:13,446
- We might have
a slight problem.
1860
01:34:13,448 --> 01:34:15,648
Hap, the magician that we hired.
1861
01:34:16,918 --> 01:34:19,752
Well he was on the 118 and
there's an oil spill there
1862
01:34:19,754 --> 01:34:24,357
and there's not a chance in
hell he's gonna make it today.
1863
01:34:24,359 --> 01:34:26,492
Okay?
1864
01:34:27,662 --> 01:34:31,130
So that's what it is but I think
everything's gonna be fine.
1865
01:34:34,536 --> 01:34:36,102
- Okay.
1866
01:34:36,104 --> 01:34:37,270
- Because you know what?
1867
01:34:37,272 --> 01:34:39,972
I got this.
- You got this, yes.
1868
01:34:39,974 --> 01:34:43,543
I do think that you got this.
1869
01:34:43,545 --> 01:34:48,614
I do, I do, I seriously want
you to got this but, um,
1870
01:34:49,517 --> 01:34:50,883
you know, now would
be about the time
1871
01:34:50,885 --> 01:34:53,719
that you would go
about getting it.
1872
01:34:53,721 --> 01:34:55,888
- The cake.
- Yeah, yeah.
1873
01:34:55,890 --> 01:34:59,692
Also my Dad is locked
in the bathroom
1874
01:34:59,694 --> 01:35:01,460
because he can't
find his guitar.
1875
01:35:02,730 --> 01:35:04,964
He's freaking out a little bit
1876
01:35:04,966 --> 01:35:08,634
and nobody knows that
there's a cake so
1877
01:35:08,636 --> 01:35:13,706
these would all fall under
the getting this category.
1878
01:35:14,375 --> 01:35:15,708
- I got it.
1879
01:35:15,710 --> 01:35:19,478
- Awesome, I love you, okay.
- Love you.
1880
01:35:25,920 --> 01:35:27,253
- Drew?
- Yeah?
1881
01:35:27,255 --> 01:35:29,322
- Is there anything
I can help you with?
1882
01:35:29,324 --> 01:35:30,356
- No, no.
1883
01:35:30,358 --> 01:35:31,624
Yes, actually.
1884
01:35:32,894 --> 01:35:36,262
Can you help Bailey,
or actually help Clyde.
1885
01:35:36,264 --> 01:35:39,565
Go find Clyde and just
take care of him, okay?
1886
01:35:39,567 --> 01:35:41,334
Thank you.
1887
01:35:42,937 --> 01:35:43,803
- What?
1888
01:35:53,748 --> 01:35:55,715
- I thought cancer was
supposed to soften you.
1889
01:35:55,717 --> 01:35:56,782
- Three second rule.
1890
01:35:58,086 --> 01:36:00,586
- How many burpees
in a cupcake, Helene?
1891
01:36:03,758 --> 01:36:04,590
- Excuse me.
1892
01:36:07,462 --> 01:36:08,327
Sorry.
1893
01:36:13,868 --> 01:36:14,867
- Close the door,
1894
01:36:14,869 --> 01:36:16,068
close the door,
- Alright,
1895
01:36:16,070 --> 01:36:17,770
where is it?
- Close the door.
1896
01:36:17,772 --> 01:36:19,405
- Look better?
1897
01:36:19,407 --> 01:36:21,874
- No, mm-mm, no.
1898
01:36:22,777 --> 01:36:24,143
What the hell is that?
1899
01:36:24,145 --> 01:36:25,611
- I think it's a chupacabra.
1900
01:36:27,215 --> 01:36:28,881
A vampire goat killer.
1901
01:36:28,883 --> 01:36:30,883
- I can't, I
can't even look at that.
1902
01:36:30,885 --> 01:36:32,551
- Okay I got a plan.
1903
01:36:32,553 --> 01:36:33,786
- What?
- Go get me some cornstarch.
1904
01:36:33,788 --> 01:36:34,987
- How much?
1905
01:36:34,989 --> 01:36:35,921
- All the cornstarch
you can find.
1906
01:36:35,923 --> 01:36:36,789
- Okay.
1907
01:36:39,394 --> 01:36:40,459
- What do you want me to do?
1908
01:36:41,629 --> 01:36:43,763
- I want you to go out there
and entertain the kids.
1909
01:36:43,765 --> 01:36:45,731
I want you to
entertain this party.
1910
01:36:47,635 --> 01:36:48,934
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
1911
01:36:48,936 --> 01:36:51,437
- You're not messing with me?
- Not messing with you.
1912
01:36:51,439 --> 01:36:52,238
- I get to do this?
1913
01:36:52,240 --> 01:36:53,572
- You get to do this.
1914
01:36:53,574 --> 01:36:55,241
- This is my show.
- You can go out--
1915
01:36:55,243 --> 01:36:56,575
- It's a one man show.
1916
01:36:56,577 --> 01:36:58,177
- It's pivotal, it's the role.
- Can I dance?
1917
01:36:58,179 --> 01:36:59,612
- Yes.
- Can I do the dance party?
1918
01:36:59,614 --> 01:37:00,846
- Yeah, yeah.
- Can I make fart noises?
1919
01:37:00,848 --> 01:37:01,647
- Yeah, okay.
- Just a little
1920
01:37:02,684 --> 01:37:03,749
- Sure.
1921
01:37:03,751 --> 01:37:06,285
- Seven.
- Seven, Lance, it's seven.
1922
01:37:06,287 --> 01:37:07,753
- I got this.
- You got this.
1923
01:37:07,755 --> 01:37:09,522
- For you man.
- Okay, can we go now?
1924
01:37:09,524 --> 01:37:11,691
- Going right now, doing it.
1925
01:37:11,693 --> 01:37:13,159
You watch, just watch,
1926
01:37:13,928 --> 01:37:17,029
- Oh my god.
1927
01:37:17,031 --> 01:37:18,764
- How do you lose
a freaking guitar?
1928
01:37:18,766 --> 01:37:20,132
I mean it's not like a goddamn
1929
01:37:20,134 --> 01:37:21,033
earring, right?
- I don't know,
1930
01:37:21,035 --> 01:37:22,501
but you know what, I got this
1931
01:37:22,503 --> 01:37:24,170
because you keep
checking the same drawer.
1932
01:37:24,172 --> 01:37:26,138
- Well that's just stupid.
1933
01:37:26,140 --> 01:37:29,842
- Yeah, why don't you
let me handle this?
1934
01:37:29,844 --> 01:37:31,877
- No, no, no.
1935
01:37:31,879 --> 01:37:32,678
I...
1936
01:37:33,881 --> 01:37:35,514
I can't take care of my kids,
1937
01:37:35,516 --> 01:37:37,717
I can't throw a goddamn party,
1938
01:37:37,719 --> 01:37:39,719
I sure as shit
can't cure cancer,
1939
01:37:40,855 --> 01:37:42,788
and my dad's losing
his freakin' mind.
1940
01:37:44,292 --> 01:37:45,124
- Mom?
1941
01:37:46,894 --> 01:37:47,860
- Oh, baby.
1942
01:37:49,731 --> 01:37:53,632
God.
1943
01:37:53,634 --> 01:37:56,202
Come here baby, come here.
1944
01:37:58,906 --> 01:38:02,475
You know how sometimes when
you're super frustrated
1945
01:38:02,477 --> 01:38:04,577
and you just wanna scream?
1946
01:38:04,579 --> 01:38:05,811
- Mm-hmm.
1947
01:38:05,813 --> 01:38:07,847
- Well Mommy gets that
1948
01:38:07,849 --> 01:38:09,048
a lot.
- Really?
1949
01:38:12,320 --> 01:38:14,653
- And you wanna know what I do?
1950
01:38:14,655 --> 01:38:15,855
- What?
1951
01:38:15,857 --> 01:38:17,590
- It's super secret.
1952
01:38:17,592 --> 01:38:18,991
Just between us, okay?
1953
01:38:31,906 --> 01:38:34,039
So much better.
1954
01:38:34,041 --> 01:38:35,074
You wanna do it?
1955
01:38:35,076 --> 01:38:37,943
You're gonna do it? Okay.
1956
01:38:37,945 --> 01:38:40,279
- Me?
- Yeah, rock it, ready?
1957
01:38:46,754 --> 01:38:48,687
- Nice, that was good style.
1958
01:38:50,425 --> 01:38:51,957
You feel better?
- Yeah.
1959
01:38:51,959 --> 01:38:53,592
- Me too.
1960
01:38:53,594 --> 01:38:55,428
- Uh, is the magic guy here yet?
1961
01:38:56,964 --> 01:38:58,030
- Oh baby.
1962
01:38:59,600 --> 01:39:00,933
- There you are.
1963
01:39:00,935 --> 01:39:02,468
Hey do you wanna help
me out with something?
1964
01:39:02,470 --> 01:39:04,003
- But what about the bunny guy?
1965
01:39:05,473 --> 01:39:06,872
- I can't even think about that
1966
01:39:06,874 --> 01:39:09,375
because I got a secret mission
for you, if you wanna do it.
1967
01:39:09,377 --> 01:39:10,276
- Okay.
- Yeah?
1968
01:39:10,278 --> 01:39:11,977
No, I'm not gonna let you do it.
1969
01:39:11,979 --> 01:39:12,778
- No.
1970
01:39:12,780 --> 01:39:13,646
- Come on let's go.
1971
01:39:13,648 --> 01:39:15,648
Okay.
1972
01:39:17,819 --> 01:39:18,984
- Dad's got this!
1973
01:39:23,291 --> 01:39:25,724
- Bailey, your
dad's totally fine.
1974
01:39:25,726 --> 01:39:26,926
He had a little accident
1975
01:39:26,928 --> 01:39:28,794
but I borrowed a
pair of Drew's pants.
1976
01:39:28,796 --> 01:39:30,129
He's asking for you right now.
1977
01:39:30,131 --> 01:39:32,998
Do you want me to stay and help?
1978
01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:34,233
- No, I got this.
1979
01:39:34,235 --> 01:39:36,001
Thank you so much.
1980
01:39:48,816 --> 01:39:50,449
- What's up!
1981
01:39:50,451 --> 01:39:51,383
Are we having fun?
1982
01:39:52,420 --> 01:39:53,652
Isn't this the best birthday
1983
01:39:53,654 --> 01:39:55,321
you've ever been
to in your life?
1984
01:39:56,090 --> 01:39:57,156
Come on!
1985
01:39:57,158 --> 01:39:58,757
Do a little of this.
1986
01:39:58,759 --> 01:40:01,494
And there's a little
disco, little disco.
1987
01:40:01,496 --> 01:40:03,496
Like Sabbalo The
Buffalo, nothing.
1988
01:40:03,498 --> 01:40:04,630
Do the crazy dance!
1989
01:40:04,632 --> 01:40:06,365
See how much fun this is?
1990
01:40:06,367 --> 01:40:07,166
Whoa!
1991
01:40:28,956 --> 01:40:32,157
- I'm so embarrassed.
1992
01:40:32,159 --> 01:40:34,827
- Can I tell you
something though?
1993
01:40:34,829 --> 01:40:37,196
I pee my pants
every time I sneeze.
1994
01:40:38,866 --> 01:40:41,066
Seriously.
1995
01:40:41,068 --> 01:40:44,069
It's like standard
practice around here.
1996
01:40:44,071 --> 01:40:46,038
Drew does it just for fun.
1997
01:40:46,040 --> 01:40:46,906
- Oh.
1998
01:40:51,679 --> 01:40:52,878
- I love you, Pop.
1999
01:40:54,582 --> 01:40:56,982
- I love you too, little fish.
2000
01:40:59,153 --> 01:41:02,655
- Yeah.
2001
01:41:03,224 --> 01:41:04,623
- Okay, cool, cool, cool.
2002
01:41:06,093 --> 01:41:09,094
I need you to, that's good,
that's good, that's good.
2003
01:41:09,096 --> 01:41:11,530
Zo, I want you to bring the
goo and also grab the cake.
2004
01:41:11,532 --> 01:41:12,431
- The creepy cake?
2005
01:41:12,433 --> 01:41:13,832
- No, not the creepy cake.
2006
01:41:13,834 --> 01:41:16,735
The perfect,
perfect cake, right?
2007
01:41:16,737 --> 01:41:20,005
The perfectly great cake
that we have, yeah, okay.
2008
01:41:20,007 --> 01:41:22,107
And honey I got a little surprise
for you my little genius,
2009
01:41:22,109 --> 01:41:23,409
come on let's go.
2010
01:41:23,411 --> 01:41:25,344
Uh oh, uh oh, slimy hand.
2011
01:41:26,914 --> 01:41:27,780
- Oh boy.
2012
01:41:31,452 --> 01:41:33,018
- Yes and that is the
comedy portion of our party.
2013
01:41:36,057 --> 01:41:37,389
- Thank you guys,
2014
01:41:37,391 --> 01:41:40,092
you've been the best audience
I've ever had in my life!
2015
01:41:40,094 --> 01:41:43,128
- Now we're gonna get messy!
2016
01:41:43,130 --> 01:41:44,430
- Yeah!
2017
01:41:46,200 --> 01:41:47,800
- This is gooey.
2018
01:41:49,637 --> 01:41:50,970
You know what?
2019
01:41:50,972 --> 01:41:53,539
I think we should get
Lance's butt in the goo!
2020
01:41:55,543 --> 01:41:57,576
Get his butt in the goo!
2021
01:41:57,578 --> 01:42:01,547
Come on, let him put
his butt in the goo.
2022
01:42:01,549 --> 01:42:02,715
- Butt in the goo!
2023
01:42:02,717 --> 01:42:03,882
Butt in the goo!
2024
01:42:03,884 --> 01:42:05,150
Butt in the goo!
2025
01:42:05,152 --> 01:42:06,619
Butt in the goo!
2026
01:42:06,621 --> 01:42:07,486
Yeah!
2027
01:42:12,059 --> 01:42:13,826
- Alright!
2028
01:42:13,828 --> 01:42:15,628
Oh, the precious goo!
2029
01:42:17,231 --> 01:42:18,464
- Get the cake!
2030
01:42:18,466 --> 01:42:21,200
- Get the cake?
- I'm really hungry!
2031
01:42:25,106 --> 01:42:28,474
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
2032
01:42:28,476 --> 01:42:30,075
♪ Cha cha cha ♪
2033
01:42:30,077 --> 01:42:34,413
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
2034
01:42:34,415 --> 01:42:36,081
♪ Cha cha cha ♪
2035
01:42:36,083 --> 01:42:41,153
♪ Happy birthday dear Scout ♪
2036
01:42:42,023 --> 01:42:43,656
♪ Cha cha cha ♪
2037
01:42:43,658 --> 01:42:48,727
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
2038
01:42:50,097 --> 01:42:52,498
♪ And many more ♪
2039
01:42:53,300 --> 01:42:54,767
- Daddy, it's creepy.
2040
01:42:54,769 --> 01:42:55,534
- It's what?
2041
01:42:55,536 --> 01:42:56,769
- It's creepy.
2042
01:42:56,771 --> 01:42:58,137
I like it.
2043
01:42:58,139 --> 01:42:59,638
- You do?
2044
01:42:59,640 --> 01:43:01,340
Want a bite?
2045
01:43:09,650 --> 01:43:11,283
- It's a cake fight!
2046
01:43:12,453 --> 01:43:13,218
- Who wants a bite?
2047
01:43:13,220 --> 01:43:14,086
Dig in, dig in!
2048
01:43:16,557 --> 01:43:18,190
Cake fight!
2049
01:43:18,192 --> 01:43:21,026
Hold on, save a little bit!
2050
01:43:21,028 --> 01:43:23,829
I wanna dedicate a
piece to my wife.
2051
01:43:23,831 --> 01:43:25,130
- Yes.
- So sweet.
2052
01:43:26,067 --> 01:43:28,067
- So sweet.
- Aww.
2053
01:43:31,672 --> 01:43:33,172
- With your permission.
2054
01:43:33,174 --> 01:43:34,173
- Yeah.
2055
01:43:34,175 --> 01:43:35,140
- Yeah?
2056
01:43:35,142 --> 01:43:36,241
Yeah.
2057
01:43:38,179 --> 01:43:39,344
- Woo!
2058
01:43:47,254 --> 01:43:49,154
- Ew, you guys are the worst!
2059
01:43:49,156 --> 01:43:51,256
Nobody helped me!
2060
01:43:51,258 --> 01:43:52,624
Nobody helped me!
2061
01:43:53,694 --> 01:43:55,227
- Hey, I love you.
2062
01:43:56,497 --> 01:43:58,564
Look what we did, huh?
2063
01:43:58,566 --> 01:44:00,432
It's okay?
- You did good.
2064
01:44:00,434 --> 01:44:01,333
- I did good?
2065
01:44:01,335 --> 01:44:02,267
- You did good.
2066
01:44:02,269 --> 01:44:03,068
- I did good.
- You did good!
2067
01:44:05,172 --> 01:44:06,939
It's not bad!
2068
01:44:06,941 --> 01:44:08,273
- Happy birthday Scoutie.
2069
01:44:11,846 --> 01:44:13,078
Best party ever?
2070
01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:17,182
♪ I feel free, free, free ♪
2071
01:44:17,184 --> 01:44:18,217
- Okay!
2072
01:44:18,219 --> 01:44:23,288
♪ I feel free, free, free ♪
2073
01:44:26,193 --> 01:44:31,063
♪ Sunrise to a brand new day ♪
2074
01:44:31,065 --> 01:44:34,399
♪ Bright eyes light up the way ♪
2075
01:44:34,401 --> 01:44:39,371
♪ Yeah as far as I can see ♪
2076
01:44:39,373 --> 01:44:44,443
♪ Yeah I'm free, free, free ♪
2077
01:44:45,312 --> 01:44:46,879
♪ To live is to love ♪
2078
01:44:46,881 --> 01:44:49,214
♪ And to love is to live ♪
2079
01:44:49,216 --> 01:44:51,250
♪ And this life is a gift ♪
2080
01:44:51,252 --> 01:44:54,319
♪ And I've got more
than I could give ♪
2081
01:44:54,321 --> 01:44:56,722
♪ To live is to love ♪
2082
01:44:56,724 --> 01:44:58,957
♪ And to love is to live ♪
2083
01:44:58,959 --> 01:45:03,462
♪ I got more than
I could ever want ♪
2084
01:45:03,464 --> 01:45:06,799
♪ And this is it ♪
2085
01:45:13,340 --> 01:45:14,740
- Guys, guys.
2086
01:45:14,742 --> 01:45:18,811
♪ It won't take much
to make me smile ♪
2087
01:45:18,813 --> 01:45:22,815
♪ Simple things make
this life worthwhile ♪
2088
01:45:22,817 --> 01:45:27,352
♪ And it ain't hard to see ♪
2089
01:45:27,354 --> 01:45:32,424
♪ When you're free, free ♪
2090
01:45:33,327 --> 01:45:34,960
♪ To live is to love ♪
2091
01:45:34,962 --> 01:45:37,129
♪ And to love is to live ♪
2092
01:45:37,131 --> 01:45:39,298
♪ And this life is a gift ♪
2093
01:45:39,300 --> 01:45:42,267
♪ And I got more
than I could give ♪
2094
01:45:42,269 --> 01:45:44,937
♪ To live is to love ♪
2095
01:45:44,939 --> 01:45:47,105
♪ To love is to live ♪
2096
01:45:47,107 --> 01:45:51,777
♪ I got more than
I could ever want ♪
2097
01:45:51,779 --> 01:45:53,946
♪ And this is it ♪
♪ To live is to love ♪
2098
01:45:53,948 --> 01:45:56,048
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ To love is to live ♪
2099
01:45:56,050 --> 01:45:58,550
♪ And this is it ♪
♪ To live is to love ♪
2100
01:45:58,552 --> 01:46:00,619
♪ Yeah ♪
2101
01:46:00,621 --> 01:46:03,188
♪ And this is it ♪
♪ To live is to love ♪
2102
01:46:03,190 --> 01:46:05,357
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ To love is to live ♪
2103
01:46:05,359 --> 01:46:08,327
♪ And this is it ♪
♪ To live is to love ♪
2104
01:46:08,329 --> 01:46:10,529
♪ Yeah ♪
2105
01:46:10,531 --> 01:46:12,197
♪ And this is it ♪
2106
01:46:12,199 --> 01:46:16,568
♪ Blue skies
stretching over head ♪
2107
01:46:16,570 --> 01:46:20,339
♪ The sweetest song
got me out of bed ♪
2108
01:46:20,341 --> 01:46:25,344
♪ And that sun will rise ♪
2109
01:46:25,346 --> 01:46:30,415
♪ Shining bright,
bright, bright ♪
2110
01:46:31,051 --> 01:46:32,484
♪ To live is to love ♪
2111
01:46:32,486 --> 01:46:34,887
♪ To love is to live ♪
2112
01:46:34,889 --> 01:46:36,722
♪ This life is a gift ♪
2113
01:46:36,724 --> 01:46:39,925
♪ And I got more
than I could give ♪
2114
01:46:39,927 --> 01:46:42,261
♪ To live is to love ♪
2115
01:46:42,263 --> 01:46:44,363
♪ To love is to live ♪
2116
01:46:44,365 --> 01:46:49,234
♪ I got more than
I could ever want ♪
2117
01:46:49,236 --> 01:46:53,605
♪ And this is it ♪ ♪
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