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Thanks for winning
this for me.
Mmm.
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That is some arm
you've got there.
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Oh, thanks. I got it from
trying to hold Luke back.
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He tries to hug me.
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A lot.
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Well, if it isn't
my destitute son,
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and the trash
who's dragging him
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all the way down
to her trailer park.
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I live in the penthouse
above you!
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My offer still stands,
Brooksie.
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Dump Bessie and you get
your fortune back.
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No! I am not
dumping Bessie!
Jessie.
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Right, sorry.
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Brooksie, I want you
to be happy.
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But what have
I always told you?
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The secret to
a healthy relationship
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is that the other person
has much more money
than you.
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How sad is it that
I'm the one with money?
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Hey, I have some money.
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Oh, sweetie,
that's a button.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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So, Brooks is tapped out
and desperate for a job.
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Are there any openings
in the building?
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Maybe. What are
your qualifications?
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Well, I can race cars,
horses, boats.
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Also, I'm an amazing
squash partner.
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Whoa.
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How big are the things
you're squashing that
it takes two people?
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(ELEVATOR DINGS)
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Oh, hey, maybe
Brooks could be
the elevator operator?
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We haven't had one
since Vince fell asleep
on the job
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and got his head caught
between the doors.
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It's possible,
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but first, stretch here
has to get through
the interview process.
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Step into my office.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Now, have you ever
been in an elevator?
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Yes.
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Did you get to the floor
you wanted to?
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Almost always.
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Good enough for me!
You're hired!
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Oh, congratulations, babe!
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Things are finally
looking up.
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Or should I say,
"Going up?"
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Because you'll be saying,
"Going up?"
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Whatevs.
That is some classic
elevator humor.
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Ravi, why did you stay
after school to
talk to the teacher?
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You know you don't
have to speak
to them after class.
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Yeah, once I hear
that bell,
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I leave a Zuri-sized
hole in the wall.
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My teacher was upset
because I forgot to do
my history report.
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(ALL GASP)
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Gasp indeed.
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Why on earth
didn't you do
your homework?
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Because I was too busy
doing all of your work!
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Ravi, excuses are
like 40-foot yachts.
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Everyone has one!
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Hey, you know
what would make
you feel better?
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Doing my math homework.
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And filling out
my state capitals
worksheet.
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Is there no end
to your temerity?
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That depends on
what temerity is.
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(GRUNTS)
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Great.
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How am I supposed
to know the capital
of Alaska?
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Juneau?
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No, I don't know!
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That's why I need Ravi!
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Try to keep up.
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So the best job
you can get was
elevator operator?
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Remind me not
to go to Harvard.
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Don't worry.
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(ELEVATOR DINGS)
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Tony, doesn't it bother
you that Brooks
is dating Jessie?
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Not really.
Jessie and I
are just friends.
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No, you're soul mates.
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You never should
have let her go.
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Guys, that's sweet,
but you're wrong.
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No, we're right!
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Yeah. Outside of school,
we're right a lot.
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BOTH: School!
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So, how's the new
job going?
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Good. You know
what they say,
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another day,
another $10,000.
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(LAUGHS)
You are in for a rude
awakening on payday.
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I want you to know
how much I appreciate
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everything
you've done for me.
Mmm.
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I think the worst
is behind us.
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(ELEVATOR DINGS)
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Yuck!
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Or in front of us.
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Brooksie?
Going up, Mother?
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Yes, unlike you.
I can't believe
you've sunk so low.
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Well, if you hadn't
taken away all his money,
he wouldn't need this job.
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I had to sell
more stuff just to pay
for lunch yesterday.
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As we speak,
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my monogrammed
towels are drying
someone else's butt!
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Lucky for Bertram,
both of your initials
are "B.W."
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Half of me is revolted,
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the other half
is intrigued.
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Well, all of me
is weirded out.
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Brooksie, what would
my friends say
if they knew
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my son was
an elevator jockey?
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They'd say,
"For the last time, Rhoda,
we don't like you.
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"Now get out of our house
before we call the cops!"
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I'm taking the stairs.
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Tony, carry me up!
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And remember my rule,
pinching is allowed.
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(LAUGHING)
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I know. I still have
bruises from when
I carried you to the cab.
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Oh!
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Are you comfortable?
Not really,
but the view is fantastic.
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I wish I could say
the same.
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Hello, you big scrub muffin.
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(GROANS)
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Watching someone clean
can be so exciting.
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Your last husband
must've agreed,
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considering he ran off
with the housekeeper.
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Oh, Bertie,
you're so delectably clever.
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Not clever enough
to lock the door.
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I'm here because
I need you to help me
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split up Brooksie
and that babysitting baboon.
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Give me one good reason
why I should help you.
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Because if you don't,
I'll tell Morgan
and Christina
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that you rent out their
helicopter for aerial tours
of Manhattan.
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Where they often
pass your army
of flying monkeys.
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(CHUCKLES)
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So, what do you
want from me?
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Dirt.
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I'm the butler here.
There's dirt everywhere.
Help yourself.
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I meant on Jessie!
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I need some tawdry
tidbit that will make
my Brooksie bolt.
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Hmm, let me think.
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Oh, I know!
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She likes to raid
the fridge at midnight,
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and gorge herself on
decadent imported
cheeses
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from a secret compartment
that only I know about.
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(CHUCKLES)
Oh, wait, that's me.
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Focus, sweet cheeks!
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Think high tech.
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Read her email,
analyze her browser.
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Ooh, maybe you could hide
a camera in her room.
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Luke's been trying
that for three years.
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She always finds them.
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Hi, Ravi.
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What you watching?
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The Bollywood Channel.
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A four-hour remake of
Snakes on a Plane.
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They are wicked, dangerous
and refuse to be charmed.
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How about instead of
watching an awful movie,
we play a quiz game?
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Ooh, fun!
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I am a bit of a quiz wiz.
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(LAUGHING) He said wiz.
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Okay.
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Question one,
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this Native American helped
the pilgrims celebrate
the first Thanksgiving.
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The correct answer
is Squanto.
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Easy.
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Thank you.
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Question two.
Three-fifths times
one-third equals...
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Three-fifteenths,
reduced to one fifth,
obviously.
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(CHUCKLES)
This game should come
with a teething ring.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Okay,
here's a tougher one.
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Use this word
in a sentence,
"incongruous."
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Very well.
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I find it incongruous
that you are all pretending
to cheer me up,
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just to exploit
my brain yet again!
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Can you slow down?
I didn't get all that.
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All I am to you people
is a beast of
academic burden!
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Is my IQ the only reason
you hang out with me?
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Absolutely not!
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We also hang out with you
because you live here.
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That is it!
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I am done doing
your homework,
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and I am done
with all of you.
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Wow, he was
really incongruous.
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I am so going to
fail this test.
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Wow,
you're really hungry.
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When you get to
the white thing, stop.
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It's the plate.
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Sorry, I haven't had
any money to buy food today.
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Your butler really
low-balled me on my towels.
197
00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,151
Well, you have been
rich for 25 years,
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so it must be extra tough
making ends meet.
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Mmm, speaking of meat,
do you have any in there?
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Because I am this close
to hunting squirrels.
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(IN NEW YORK ACCENT)
Forget about it.
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New York squirrels
are tough.
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Before you know it,
you'll be their lunch.
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(IN NORMAL ACCENT)
Oh, besides,
I brought you this.
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(CHUCKLES)
Just pace yourself.
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00:10:01,331 --> 00:10:03,001
Thanks.
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(SIGHS) So,
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00:10:05,736 --> 00:10:07,976
do you really miss
working at the
animal sanctuary?
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00:10:07,978 --> 00:10:09,878
Actually, yeah.
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00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,640
We just saved an
endangered fanged toad
that spits acid.
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00:10:12,643 --> 00:10:15,353
Oh. You know,
some things are
better off extinct.
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00:10:16,386 --> 00:10:18,016
No, you would love
Fernando.
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He's one of a kind.
Literally.
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(SIGHS) This is
all my fault.
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Because of me,
you lost your mother,
your money,
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and your deadly
Spanish toad.
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00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,698
No, it's not your fault.
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It's my mother's.
219
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And anyway, you're worth it.
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Jessie, I love you.
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(CHUCKLES) Oh, Brooks,
I love you too.
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I just want you
to be as happy as
you've made me.
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And I will be,
once I get used to
this new job.
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Well, that's the
elevator biz for ya.
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Full of ups and downs.
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Seriously, you're gonna
have to learn to appreciate
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this kind of humor.
Okay.
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(PLAYING SLOW TUNE)
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Oh, uh, here.
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(COUGHS)
Got that for you.
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(ALARM BLARING)
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Hey, Tony.
Aw, Brooks,
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you didn't have to
get me flowers.
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Sorry, bro.
These are for Jessie.
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She's so awesome!
236
00:12:11,061 --> 00:12:13,401
Seriously,
I don't know how you
ever let her go.
237
00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:15,843
Yeah, I've been
getting that a lot lately.
238
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:19,136
From you, Emma,
Zuri, my ballet teacher.
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00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:24,071
What? Can't a guy
have a hobby?
240
00:12:24,074 --> 00:12:26,954
And how can you afford
such beautiful flowers
on your salary?
241
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(ELEVATOR DINGS)
(CHUCKLES) They're free,
at the cemetery.
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(ELEVATOR DINGS)
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00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:33,452
Hi, Tony.
Hey, girls.
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You were right.
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You have to be
more specific.
We're right a lot.
246
00:12:39,990 --> 00:12:41,530
I mean about Jessie.
247
00:12:41,531 --> 00:12:43,531
I think I might
still have feelings
for her.
248
00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:44,873
Well, duh!
249
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,195
Everyone knows that.
250
00:12:46,196 --> 00:12:48,196
Even the weird shut-in
on the sixth floor.
251
00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:52,140
She texts.
252
00:12:52,142 --> 00:12:53,342
So, what should I do?
253
00:12:53,343 --> 00:12:55,153
Tell Jessie
how you feel!
254
00:12:55,145 --> 00:12:56,775
It might be too late.
255
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,446
I think she's totally
in love with Brooks.
256
00:12:58,448 --> 00:13:00,878
But you can't let her
end up with him.
257
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:04,781
He's just a pretty boy
with great hair
and a uniform!
258
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,994
Hey, you just
described me!
259
00:13:08,518 --> 00:13:10,988
What can I say?
The woman has a type.
260
00:13:33,984 --> 00:13:35,354
Ah-ha!
261
00:13:35,345 --> 00:13:37,115
(SCREAMS)
(GRUNTS)
262
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,517
(PANTING)
263
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,118
Were you following me?
264
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,090
No.
265
00:13:41,091 --> 00:13:42,421
(GRUNTING)
266
00:13:44,094 --> 00:13:46,334
Don't lie.
My dad trained me
in counterintelligence.
267
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,126
Although, considering
it's you who's tailing me,
268
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:51,128
there's not a lot of
intelligence to counter.
269
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,361
Rhoda made me do it.
270
00:13:53,363 --> 00:13:55,243
She threatened to tell
Morgan and Christina
271
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,605
about the helicopter tours.
272
00:13:56,606 --> 00:13:59,036
The what?
Okay, fine,
I'll cut you in!
273
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,470
Just give me some dirt to
get that crone off my back.
274
00:14:03,473 --> 00:14:05,423
Wait, she wants
dirt on me? Why?
275
00:14:05,415 --> 00:14:07,945
To show Brooks,
so he'll break up
with you.
276
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:11,278
(SCOFFS) That is so low!
277
00:14:11,281 --> 00:14:14,581
I can't believe she would
stoop to enlisting a spy
in my own home.
278
00:14:14,584 --> 00:14:16,864
You can't?
This is the same woman
279
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,556
who wanted to
keep children
out of the building,
280
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:21,158
unless they
were declawed.
281
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:24,591
I mean, I thought for sure
she'd eventually let Brooks
have his old life back.
282
00:14:24,594 --> 00:14:27,544
He's her own
flesh and blood,
or whatever she's made of.
283
00:14:29,439 --> 00:14:32,099
That woman will stop
at nothing to get
what she wants.
284
00:14:32,102 --> 00:14:33,402
And that includes tickling.
285
00:14:33,403 --> 00:14:36,013
(SHUDDERS)
286
00:14:36,006 --> 00:14:39,206
So who cares?
You guys are so
happy and in love,
287
00:14:39,209 --> 00:14:41,909
and Brooks seems okay
with his new life, right?
288
00:14:41,912 --> 00:14:43,552
Yeah, for now.
289
00:14:43,553 --> 00:14:46,293
But what about
in a year,
290
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:49,316
five years, 10 years?
291
00:14:49,319 --> 00:14:52,519
I mean, he...
He's just gonna end up
resenting me.
292
00:14:52,522 --> 00:14:54,892
I can't let that happen.
293
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,134
So, what are you saying?
294
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,898
I'm saying
295
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,669
I have to
love him enough
to let him go.
296
00:15:03,373 --> 00:15:06,013
It's the best thing
for him, and Fernando.
297
00:15:07,177 --> 00:15:08,237
He's got a kid?
298
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,979
No, he's got a toad!
299
00:15:15,085 --> 00:15:18,045
Well, the good news is,
I think she forgot about
the helicopter thing.
300
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,963
Hello, Bertie.
301
00:15:24,955 --> 00:15:26,095
Dessert's here.
302
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,600
And there goes
my appetite.
303
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:37,513
So, do you have
anything juicy for me?
Besides all that.
304
00:15:42,973 --> 00:15:44,573
Actually,
305
00:15:44,574 --> 00:15:47,024
there is something
I dug up that you're
going to want to see.
306
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,378
(SCREAMS)
307
00:15:51,081 --> 00:15:52,451
My birth nose!
308
00:15:54,624 --> 00:15:56,594
Where did you find this?
309
00:15:56,586 --> 00:15:59,086
My plastic surgery
records are sealed!
310
00:15:59,089 --> 00:16:01,129
I know, because
I put them in
a weighted sack
311
00:16:01,131 --> 00:16:03,661
and tossed them
into the Hudson!
312
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,343
Along with my
plastic surgeon.
313
00:16:06,536 --> 00:16:08,436
I called in a few favors.
314
00:16:08,438 --> 00:16:11,738
The Butler Underground
is everywhere.
315
00:16:11,741 --> 00:16:14,601
And that picture is
going to be plastered
all over the building
316
00:16:14,604 --> 00:16:17,114
if you don't leave
Jessie and Brooks alone.
317
00:16:17,107 --> 00:16:20,207
How could you
betray me like this?
318
00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:22,310
Because Jessie
is like family to me.
319
00:16:22,312 --> 00:16:23,982
And families
stick together.
320
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,623
Blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.
321
00:16:27,617 --> 00:16:29,487
I know what's best
for my son,
322
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,389
which is why
I left him penniless!
323
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,761
Which only showed him
that Jessie loves him
for who he is,
324
00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:35,173
and not what he has.
325
00:16:35,165 --> 00:16:38,025
If anything,
you brought them
closer together.
326
00:16:38,028 --> 00:16:39,168
(CHUCKLES)
327
00:16:39,169 --> 00:16:40,499
How revolting!
328
00:16:42,132 --> 00:16:43,702
Rhoda, did you ever
stop and think
329
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:47,043
that maybe there is
a reason why you've had
six different husbands?
330
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:52,608
Could it be that
you've always married for
money and never for love?
331
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,452
I'll have you know
I always married
for love.
332
00:16:56,446 --> 00:16:59,316
The love of money!
333
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:02,289
Maybe that's why you
can't recognize true love
when you see it.
334
00:17:04,294 --> 00:17:06,734
How can you just
sit there, stone-faced?
335
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,056
It's easy after
five gallons of Botox.
336
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,031
LUKE: Ravi,
get in here quick!
337
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,262
It's an emergency!
338
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,065
Luke,
for the billionth time,
339
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:19,467
losing the remote
is not an emergency.
340
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,570
ALL: Surprise!
341
00:17:22,572 --> 00:17:24,042
(LAUGHING)
342
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,783
You guys,
you did all of this
for me?
343
00:17:27,777 --> 00:17:29,117
Of course!
344
00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:30,579
It's Ravi Appreciation Day.
345
00:17:32,322 --> 00:17:35,052
Oh, that is why
you wrote "R.A.D."
346
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,064
I was afraid you were
mocking my use
of antiquated slang.
347
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,827
Which would have been
a stone-cold bummer.
348
00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:44,130
Oh, and you haven't seen
the best part.
349
00:17:44,134 --> 00:17:46,374
For once,
we did your homework.
350
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:49,096
You completed
my history report?
351
00:17:49,099 --> 00:17:51,539
Uh, but it is too late.
No, it isn't.
352
00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:53,771
I gave your teacher
a gently used tiara,
353
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,483
and she agreed to
give you an extension.
354
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,305
LUKE: Dude,
355
00:17:57,307 --> 00:17:59,147
we didn't mean to
take you for granted.
356
00:17:59,849 --> 00:18:02,249
Yeah, we love you.
357
00:18:02,252 --> 00:18:05,082
And we're sorry
if we don't tell you
that enough.
358
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,864
Thank you.
You guys are the best
siblings ever. (CHUCKLES)
359
00:18:07,857 --> 00:18:09,087
Aww.
360
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:14,220
And we're going to start
doing our own homework
from now on,
361
00:18:14,224 --> 00:18:16,634
because you're not our
personal homework machine.
362
00:18:16,626 --> 00:18:19,196
Although, if you did
wanna invent one of those,
363
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,469
we'd be cool with that.
364
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,833
Brooks, I want you to know
365
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:27,584
I have had the most
amazing few months
with you.
366
00:18:27,577 --> 00:18:31,107
Every minute you've been
in my life has been
incredible.
367
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,140
Which is why
it's so difficult say this.
368
00:18:34,144 --> 00:18:36,854
Jessie, I love you.
369
00:18:36,846 --> 00:18:39,516
Whatever it is,
we can get through it
together.
370
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,389
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Brooks, I love you too.
371
00:18:42,392 --> 00:18:44,392
Which is why
I need to do this.
372
00:18:46,156 --> 00:18:46,896
We need to break...
373
00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:48,526
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
374
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:51,898
Okay, you two,
we need to talk.
375
00:18:51,901 --> 00:18:54,201
Where's an
acid-spitting toad
when you need one?
376
00:18:58,568 --> 00:19:00,868
I came to apol...
(GRUNTS)
377
00:19:03,213 --> 00:19:04,673
Apologi... (GROANS)
378
00:19:08,478 --> 00:19:11,818
I came to say I'm sorry.
379
00:19:11,821 --> 00:19:14,281
Brooksie, I'm giving you
your money back,
380
00:19:14,284 --> 00:19:16,894
as well as your job
as head of the
animal sanctuary.
381
00:19:16,886 --> 00:19:19,326
You are?
I can't wait to
tell Fernando!
382
00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:23,760
Is this a trap?
It feels like a trap.
383
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,573
No. After talking
with that beefcake
of a butler,
384
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:29,196
I realized that Jessie
might be the one woman
in the world
385
00:19:29,199 --> 00:19:31,469
who cares about you
as much as I do.
386
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,702
And I want you
to be happy.
387
00:19:34,704 --> 00:19:36,314
Oh. Wait, did...
388
00:19:36,306 --> 00:19:39,576
Did you just call me
"Jessie," as in
my actual name?
389
00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:43,650
You like me.
(SHRIEKS) Bring it in!
390
00:19:43,653 --> 00:19:44,713
Oh.
391
00:19:44,714 --> 00:19:45,894
(SHRIEKS)
392
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,185
Oh, you really wanna
hug me, don't you?
393
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:48,887
I do.
394
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,888
Very well.
Then you may
bring it in.
395
00:19:51,961 --> 00:19:54,191
Ohh...
396
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,203
(CHUCKLES)
Thank you, Mother.
397
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,526
Your blessing means
more to me than the money.
398
00:19:59,529 --> 00:20:00,829
But the money's
pretty great too.
399
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:03,430
(CHUCKLES)
So, Jessie...
Mmm.
400
00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:04,933
What was it you
needed to tell me?
401
00:20:04,934 --> 00:20:07,584
You said we needed
to break...
402
00:20:07,577 --> 00:20:10,277
Uh, yeah. Yes.
403
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,340
We need to
break dance together.
404
00:20:13,343 --> 00:20:15,423
(BEAT BOXING)
Right?
405
00:20:17,387 --> 00:20:18,887
Oh. that's why you
were so upset,
406
00:20:18,888 --> 00:20:21,918
because you're
a terrible break dancer.
407
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:22,951
Don't worry, honey,
we're gonna get you
408
00:20:22,952 --> 00:20:24,352
the best lessons
money can buy.
409
00:20:26,696 --> 00:20:29,356
I honestly don't know
what you see in her.
410
00:20:33,002 --> 00:20:33,902
Hey, Tony.
411
00:20:33,903 --> 00:20:35,843
Wasn't it
a beautiful day?
412
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:38,965
Not for me. I had to
carry Mrs. Chesterfield
to the cleaners.
413
00:20:38,968 --> 00:20:39,968
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
414
00:20:43,513 --> 00:20:45,353
(CHUCKLES)
415
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,015
Uh, Tony, I wanted to
thank you again for
helping out Brooks.
416
00:20:48,017 --> 00:20:49,917
I know it
must've been weird.
417
00:20:49,919 --> 00:20:52,879
You know, my ex-boyfriend
helping out my
current boyfriend.
418
00:20:52,882 --> 00:20:55,022
No problem.
Weird requests
are my specialty.
419
00:20:55,024 --> 00:20:55,934
Ah...
420
00:20:55,925 --> 00:20:59,485
I once had to shave
the alpaca in 5B.
421
00:20:59,489 --> 00:21:02,029
Well, that explains
why you gave everyone
mittens for Christmas.
422
00:21:02,832 --> 00:21:03,992
Um...
423
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:09,535
So, um, looks like
you and Brooks are getting
pretty serious.
424
00:21:09,539 --> 00:21:11,569
Yeah.
Yeah, we are.
425
00:21:12,942 --> 00:21:17,312
Look, Jessie,
I've been thinking
a lot about you lately.
426
00:21:17,307 --> 00:21:18,907
And I have to tell you
something before
it's too late.
427
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:20,779
Um...
428
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,551
Jessie, I still...
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
429
00:21:26,055 --> 00:21:26,955
JESSIE: Whoa.
430
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:29,958
Brooks?
431
00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:33,659
Jessie,
there is something
I need to ask you.
432
00:21:33,663 --> 00:21:34,963
All right.
433
00:21:34,964 --> 00:21:36,874
But my heart is
beating so loud,
434
00:21:36,866 --> 00:21:38,526
you're gonna have to
really speak up.
435
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,900
You are the most
amazing girl
I have ever met.
436
00:21:44,974 --> 00:21:47,044
You love me for myself,
437
00:21:47,036 --> 00:21:49,436
you make me
a better person,
438
00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:52,010
you make me happy.
439
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,881
Okay, this is usually
followed by a "but."
440
00:21:56,346 --> 00:21:58,516
No buts.
441
00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,518
I realize now
that there will never
442
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,720
be a more
perfect girl for me.
443
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:07,033
And since I am lucky enough
to have found the girl
of my dreams,
444
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,626
I see no reason to wait.
445
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:09,858
(NERVOUS CHUCKLES)
446
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,513
Wow.
447
00:22:15,505 --> 00:22:17,035
Is that a diamond ring
or a disco ball?
(CHUCKLES)
448
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,707
Jessie Prescott,
449
00:22:19,709 --> 00:22:22,069
will you make me
the happiest man
in the whole world,
450
00:22:22,071 --> 00:22:23,471
and marry me?
451
00:22:28,017 --> 00:22:29,617
Hey, guys!
452
00:22:29,619 --> 00:22:31,779
Come check
this out!
453
00:22:31,781 --> 00:22:34,021
Luke, what is
this contraption?
454
00:22:34,023 --> 00:22:37,633
Well, since you didn't
invent a homework machine,
I did.
455
00:22:37,627 --> 00:22:39,557
All you have to do
is put in a quarter.
456
00:22:41,931 --> 00:22:44,991
What is the capital
of Norway?
457
00:22:48,998 --> 00:22:50,538
Norway City!
458
00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:52,970
(CHUCKLES)
BOTH: Ooh!
459
00:22:53,743 --> 00:22:55,753
Oi!
460
00:22:55,745 --> 00:22:58,675
The capital of
Norway is Oslo!
461
00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:02,478
I am surprised you people
can tie your shoes
without a diagram.
462
00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:03,952
Stupid machine!
463
00:23:03,953 --> 00:23:05,083
BERTRAM: Ow!
464
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:06,994
That's it.
I'm out of here.
465
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,489
(GRUNTING)
466
00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:13,721
(ALL LAUGHING)
467
00:23:13,723 --> 00:23:16,733
Now that was
worth a quarter!
468
00:23:16,726 --> 00:23:17,996
(ALL LAUGHING)
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