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Hey, that guy's
pretty good.
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(APPLAUDING)
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And judging
from the crowd,
he must be
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really hot...
Diggety-dog!
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What happened
to Stuart?
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Good-night,
Central Park!
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Remember to tip
your nannies!
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Wow!
Ditto!
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Stuart, you sound great.
And you look...
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And I mean this
in the nicest
possible way,
11
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so not like you.
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Meet Stuart 2.0,
the newer,
cooler model.
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I can't believe
I'm saying this,
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but I might want to
kick the tires
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and take that cooler model
for a test drive.
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Know what I mean?
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I hope not.
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Honestly, I can't take
all the credit
for my transformation.
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So, who does
get the credit?
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And can I get an appointment
with them before my
high school reunion?
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I owe it all to my
new nanny, Hudson.
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Well, where is this
miracle worker?
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He's around.
He said if I need him,
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to just blow
on this conch shell.
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(BLOWING)
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What's going on,
Stu-dog?
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I'm in the middle
of a crazy
Ultimate Disc game.
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Whoo. Ow, ow, ow!
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What is he? A nanny,
or a German shepherd?
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Hey, bro and bro-citas.
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I'm Hudson,
and I'm not a nanny.
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I'm a manny.
(JESSIE CHUCKLES)
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Well, whatever you are,
you're not very good at it.
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You left your charge
unsupervised in the park.
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No, I left him
unsupervised in the deli.
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He made his own way
to the park.
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Hey, Stu-dog,
why don't you
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and your little friend
go dive for pennies
in that duck pond?
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Whoever holds their
breath the longest,
gets a dollar!
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Do you realize
how dangerous that is?
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(WATER SPLASHING)
Yeah, that's why they're
playing for a dollar.
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Wow, neglectful and cheap.
43
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I'm surprised
I haven't dated you yet.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Siblings,
fabulous news!
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This weekend is
the Walden Academy
talent show.
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Are either of you
going to participate?
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Ha! No.
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Dude, only dorks
do that stuff.
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You're doing it,
aren't you?
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I was the first one
to sign up!
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(SIGHS)
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I plan on wowing
the crowd with my
cup stacking routine.
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What the heck
is cup stacking?
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It is the delicate art of
briskly stacking cups,
then unstacking them,
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then stacking them again.
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So your talent is chores?
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No! Have you not seen
kids doing it
on the internet?
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It is very cool!
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Just because
it's on the internet
doesn't mean it's cool.
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Have you watched
Bertram's boy band audition?
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Actually, would you
watch it?
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Somehow,
I'm at negative
seven views.
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Ravi, I don't want to
see you get up on stage
and embarrass yourself.
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Yeah, I see enough
of that in gym class
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when you try to
climb the rope.
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Seriously,
what is the point
of that?
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Hello, they make
ladders now.
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Anyway,
if I do not do cup stacking,
then what could I do?
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Something people
want to see.
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Like a big song
and dance routine!
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That is a great idea!
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Except I cannot
sing or dance!
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Well, I can teach
you to dance.
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I can teach
you to sing.
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And I can you
how do it all with
pizzazz and style!
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You all would
do that for me?
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Beats doing homework.
Beats doing work work.
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(GIGGLING)
I get to use glitter!
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Zuri, Stuart,
did you wash
your hands?
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Aw, come on.
Who ever said a little
dirt was bad for you?
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Uh, science.
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And I'm sure you've
noticed by now that Stuart's
a bit of a germaphobe.
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That was the old me.
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Hudson says living with
dirt and pathogens builds
my resistance to disease.
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We live with Luke.
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We must be immortal!
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No offense, but that's
the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard.
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So, I suppose
you wash your hands
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after you go to
the bathroom, too?
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Yes. Yes, I do.
105
00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:08,055
And I'm really starting
to regret shaking yours.
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Well, I think kids can
pretty much take care
of themselves.
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You're a nanny!
Your entire livelihood
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is based on the fact
that kids can't take care
of themselves!
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Jessie, chill.
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Whatever Hudson's doing,
it's working.
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He's taken
the 'ew' out of
Stuart.
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Zuri, that's not nice.
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No, she's right.
I used to be
a real uptight mess...
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Kind of like you.
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I am not uptight!
Okay, kids just need
boundaries!
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Stop worrying so much.
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You know what they say,
kids have nine lives.
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That's cats!
Cats have nine lives!
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Exactly.
That's why cats can be
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anything they want to be
when they grow up.
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No, that's kids!
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Cats, kids,
what's the difference?
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(CHUCKLES) Wow, I'm glad
you're not a pediatrician!
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Now, before you
wow them at the talent show,
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you need to learn
some of the basics.
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Here's a simple
major scale.
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Do, re, mi, fa, so,
la, ti, do!
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Now you try.
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Do...
Do...
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Little lower. Do...
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Do...
Little, little lower.
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Do... Re... Mi...
Fee... Fie... Foe... Fum...
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(SHRILLY)
Do!
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Nailed it.
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We'll work on the minor
scale right after I pick-up
a pint of AB positive.
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Wow, bummer that
the planetarium was closed.
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But at least we got out
for some fresh air.
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This is New York.
The only thing fresh was
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the guy sitting next to me
on the subway.
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Hey, he taught the kids
some new words.
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Yeah, and if you
use them,
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there's a bar of soap
in your future.
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So, I guess rain-check
on the planetarium.
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Don't sweat it,
we will reskedge.
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Great! How about
this weekend?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow your roll.
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Stu-dog doesn't like
to be tied down on a leash.
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It'll happen
when it happens.
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I'm available
whenever you are.
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I hope it's soon!
I'll be waiting
by the phone!
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Dial it back, Zuri.
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Too needy, too needy!
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Listen, we can still have
a killer night
under the stars.
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We'll just go sit
on the ledge and look at
the real night sky!
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Wha... Zuri and Stuart
cannot sit on the ledge!
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They might fall.
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Hudson, feel free.
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Huh.
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You can't really see
many stars in New York.
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Unless you count
when Jessie gazes
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at Ryan Gosling through
the window at Zabar's.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Man, can that guy
schmear a bagel.
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Well, if it's a show
in the night sky you want,
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allow me to oblige.
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Who wants to see
some fireworks?
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Me!
Oh, goodie!
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00:08:06,316 --> 00:08:08,696
I mean,
that could be dope.
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00:08:11,371 --> 00:08:13,991
You carry illegal
fireworks with you?
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Duh.
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It would be irresponsible
to leave them lying around
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where they could fall into
the wrong hands.
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I think they already have.
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Look, would you
just relax?
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I'm a responsible adult.
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Stop being such
a wet blanket.
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We need a
wet blanket!
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We need a wet blanket!
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And this is why
we don't play
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"Hit the Fern
with a Bottle Rocket!"
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Well, everyone's
alive, so...
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No harm, no foul.
(CHUCKLES)
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It's a major foul!
You just back-drafted
our balcony!
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Because you made me
nervous with all of
your hovering!
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Because you made
me nervous
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with all of your talk about
how warning labels
are just suggestions!
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Look, can't you two
just chillax?
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Yeah, on the bright side,
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this life and death
situation has brought me
and Stuart closer.
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Much like our grill
and lounge chair,
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which are now
fused together.
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We're the ones
who should be mad.
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You put out the fire
before we could
make s'mores!
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Thanks a lot,
quick-draw.
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Hudson, I think
you should leave.
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You're obviously
a bad influence,
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and I can't have you
around Zuri.
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Oh, yeah?
Mmm-hmm.
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Well, I can't have you
around Stuart.
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I don't want him
hanging out with somebody
who's such a buzzkill!
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Now you separate us?
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Where were you when
he was being all creepy
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and shaved my name
in his hair?
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(ELEVATOR DINGS)
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This is hecka lame, brah!
Stu-dog's about to
go off!
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Can it, Stu-dog!
Can it, Stu-dog!
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Whoa.
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Please tell me Mrs. Kipling
didn't lay that,
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00:10:01,481 --> 00:10:04,311
or we're gonna have
a Godzilla situation
on our hands.
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00:10:06,146 --> 00:10:09,316
This is going to be Ravi's
big entrance for
the talent show.
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00:10:09,319 --> 00:10:13,109
The egg represents
an opportunity to
burst out of his shell.
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RAVI: Ow-wee!
I hurt my hand on this
rigid material
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you used to
make the egg.
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It's tissue paper!
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00:10:21,291 --> 00:10:23,121
RAVI: Yes!
But it is two-ply.
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00:10:33,513 --> 00:10:38,103
You think dressing Ravi
like a chicken is going to
help him be popular?
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He's an eagle!
Ready to spread
his wings and fly!
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He better fly, because
people will be lined up in
the hallway to pluck him.
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Okay, Ravi,
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did you practice
this opening dance move
last night?
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Does this answer
your question?
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(GRUNTING)
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00:11:12,342 --> 00:11:13,552
So, no?
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I practiced that
for six hours!
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I did not do
any of my homework...
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For next week.
Naturally, this week is
already done.
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00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:29,566
Wait a minute?
We had school this week?
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Zuri, where are you?
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Quit pouting about Stuart
and I'll take you to see
any movie you want!
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Within reason!
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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00:11:43,914 --> 00:11:46,634
I can't find Stuart!
I think he ran away!
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Wha...
Zuri's missing too!
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They're probably together.
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00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,090
Oh, no!
We lost the kids!
236
00:11:52,092 --> 00:11:53,712
What are we gonna do?
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Don't worry,
I know how to find Zuri.
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00:11:55,425 --> 00:11:57,925
Because your
nanny-child bond
is so strong
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that you've developed a
sixth sense for knowing
exactly where she is?
240
00:12:00,510 --> 00:12:02,680
No, no, I put a
tracking device on her.
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00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,234
Follow me.
242
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,976
(SNORING)
(DEVICE BEEPING)
243
00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,848
I don't get it!
The app says
Zuri's in the room.
244
00:12:13,193 --> 00:12:16,413
(RAPID BEEPING)
Oh, no!
245
00:12:16,406 --> 00:12:18,026
Bertram fell asleep
on Zuri!
246
00:12:19,659 --> 00:12:21,069
Help me!
247
00:12:21,071 --> 00:12:22,071
(GRUNTING)
248
00:12:24,164 --> 00:12:25,584
What're you looking for?
249
00:12:25,575 --> 00:12:27,075
A Zuri pancake!
250
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,669
Oh, thank goodness!
251
00:12:30,670 --> 00:12:32,460
Zuri's not crushed!
252
00:12:32,462 --> 00:12:34,712
Although, I think
I can hear
this pillow crying.
253
00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:38,587
Here's Zuri's watch!
254
00:12:38,588 --> 00:12:40,378
I could have told you
what time it was
without you
255
00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:42,010
throwing me off the couch!
256
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:44,762
(SCOFFS) I'm just amazed
it still works.
257
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,154
(BOTH LAUGHING)
258
00:12:47,147 --> 00:12:49,557
Oh, great,
another person
in my life to hate.
259
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:53,522
I don't want to
lose my job!
260
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:57,113
I can't go back to
teaching yoga!
It's too high-pressure!
261
00:12:58,028 --> 00:12:59,448
Then help me find them!
262
00:12:59,449 --> 00:13:03,159
Stuart. Little dude,
let me hear you!
263
00:13:03,163 --> 00:13:05,083
Blow that conch shell,
Stu-dog!
264
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,327
(DISTANT HONKING)
265
00:13:08,328 --> 00:13:09,788
Uh...
266
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,619
I can't hear the signal
over all those
road-raging cabbies!
267
00:13:12,622 --> 00:13:14,372
And that is one
of the many,
268
00:13:14,374 --> 00:13:17,384
many reasons we do not
communicate via seashell!
269
00:13:23,924 --> 00:13:25,274
There's no sign of
Stuart anywhere!
270
00:13:25,265 --> 00:13:27,475
Zuri, either!
And I went to all her
favorite places.
271
00:13:27,477 --> 00:13:29,387
The zoo,
the free sample bakery,
272
00:13:29,389 --> 00:13:31,189
the Rooty-Tooty
Cowboy Bootery...
273
00:13:31,191 --> 00:13:34,101
Miranda Lambert's doing
a chaps signing there today.
274
00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:36,704
Well, I struck out
at the Flaxseed Emporium.
275
00:13:36,696 --> 00:13:39,106
Stuart's really
into fiber.
Hmm.
276
00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:40,359
How did this happen?
277
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:43,240
Oh, probably because
both of his parents are
bowel surgeons.
278
00:13:43,243 --> 00:13:46,543
No, I mean how did
everything get
so messed up?
279
00:13:46,536 --> 00:13:48,826
I came to New York
to become a
famous novelist,
280
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,208
fell out of a cab,
then lucked into a gig
as Stuart's nanny.
281
00:13:51,211 --> 00:13:54,001
And now
I'm blowing it all!
282
00:13:54,004 --> 00:13:55,844
Ah, you wouldn't understand
what that's like.
283
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,415
Are you kidding?
You're basically me
with man-hands.
284
00:13:59,419 --> 00:14:03,219
These hands aren't fit
to husk Stuart's flaxseeds!
285
00:14:03,223 --> 00:14:05,933
I just can't believe
they ran off
without saying anything.
286
00:14:05,926 --> 00:14:09,176
Yeah. Stuart really
should have put that
in the note he left.
287
00:14:09,179 --> 00:14:11,059
He left a note?
288
00:14:11,061 --> 00:14:14,351
I know, right?
What kid doesn't text
these days?
289
00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:19,777
It says they're going to
hang out under the stars.
290
00:14:19,779 --> 00:14:20,859
I just thought that meant
they were going to
291
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,360
hide from us
until it got dark.
292
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,162
Or they went somewhere
where they can see
the stars right now.
293
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:28,246
I see what you're saying.
294
00:14:28,248 --> 00:14:29,948
Zuri and Stuart
went to...
295
00:14:29,950 --> 00:14:31,450
The planetarium!
Hollywood!
296
00:14:31,451 --> 00:14:33,951
Right.
The planetarium.
297
00:14:33,954 --> 00:14:35,554
That makes more sense.
298
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:42,801
Stuart,
299
00:14:42,802 --> 00:14:44,672
this is so romantic.
300
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:50,138
Um, aren't you
going to tell me
301
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:54,180
my eyes twinkle brighter
than all the stars
in the galaxy?
302
00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:56,364
Nah, Stu-dog
doesn't do all that.
303
00:14:58,228 --> 00:15:01,318
Well, are you going to say
anything nice about me?
304
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:04,822
You're a'ight.
305
00:15:04,824 --> 00:15:07,624
You know,
I'm not so sure
I like the new Stuart.
306
00:15:07,617 --> 00:15:10,117
What's not to like, babe?
307
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:14,700
You used to be the one
who did all the chasing,
and now I'm doing that.
308
00:15:14,704 --> 00:15:16,804
And it is way
too much work!
309
00:15:16,796 --> 00:15:19,336
I am a chasee,
not a chaser!
310
00:15:19,339 --> 00:15:22,799
But, I thought you hated
the way I used to
come on so strong.
311
00:15:22,802 --> 00:15:27,222
(SIGHS) Look, just because
a person doesn't want to
go to the party
312
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:29,967
doesn't mean
they don't want
to be invited.
313
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,720
So, you're saying
you really liked being
worshipped?
314
00:15:32,722 --> 00:15:33,972
Duh.
315
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,484
I want the old Stuart back.
316
00:15:36,476 --> 00:15:37,606
Really?
317
00:15:38,518 --> 00:15:39,518
Done.
318
00:15:46,776 --> 00:15:48,326
Whew! What a relief!
319
00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:52,030
Welcome back,
old friend.
320
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,133
Welcome back, Stuart.
321
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:58,125
Now, let's get
this universe started.
322
00:15:58,128 --> 00:16:01,208
Okay, but the beauty
of the heavens
323
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:04,251
could never compare
to the beauty right
in front of me.
324
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,594
Aw!
That's more like it.
325
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,890
(LOUD HUMMING)
326
00:16:11,891 --> 00:16:14,091
It's too loud!
327
00:16:14,094 --> 00:16:16,104
There are no clouds!
328
00:16:16,096 --> 00:16:18,266
This is about the Big Bang!
329
00:16:20,650 --> 00:16:21,650
(RUMBLING)
330
00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:27,446
Zuri?
331
00:16:28,778 --> 00:16:29,778
(SCREAMING)
332
00:16:33,163 --> 00:16:36,383
I am okay,
but that bang was
too big!
333
00:16:41,961 --> 00:16:42,961
(APPLAUSE)
334
00:16:44,084 --> 00:16:46,724
Bertram, how did Ravi's
singing lessons go?
335
00:16:46,716 --> 00:16:50,386
Let's just say there are
no flowers left alive
in the penthouse.
336
00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:53,131
Ugh.
337
00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:56,063
Luke, any chance Ravi's
dancing is going to knock
the crowd off their feet?
338
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:59,346
The only person getting
knocked off his feet
will be Ravi.
339
00:16:59,349 --> 00:17:04,019
Seriously, it's like
he's dancing in swim fins!
340
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,953
Well, hopefully
he won't get the chance
to embarrass himself.
341
00:17:06,946 --> 00:17:08,646
Unless he's been
secretly lifting weights,
342
00:17:08,648 --> 00:17:10,278
he's never getting out
of that egg.
343
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,072
ZURI: Help!
I'm stuck.
344
00:17:15,245 --> 00:17:16,575
Help me.
345
00:17:16,576 --> 00:17:18,496
I'm sorry, Zuri,
it's too heavy!
346
00:17:18,498 --> 00:17:20,748
This is no job
for a wordsmith!
347
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,580
Then run and get help!
348
00:17:22,582 --> 00:17:26,052
Running is also
no job for a wordsmith!
349
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,255
Stuart, there you are!
Where's Zuri?
350
00:17:28,258 --> 00:17:30,008
She's under
the scaffolding!
(GASPING)
351
00:17:30,009 --> 00:17:33,169
Fret not, my sweet,
authority figures are here!
352
00:17:33,173 --> 00:17:35,183
Someone get this
off of me!
353
00:17:36,436 --> 00:17:38,516
You can't possibly
lift that!
354
00:17:38,518 --> 00:17:39,938
(GRUNTING)
355
00:17:45,895 --> 00:17:47,235
How did you lift that?
356
00:17:47,947 --> 00:17:49,737
(SIGHS)
357
00:17:49,739 --> 00:17:51,189
When one of my kids
is in trouble,
358
00:17:51,191 --> 00:17:52,491
my super-human nanny
strength kicks in.
359
00:17:53,283 --> 00:17:55,543
Oh!
360
00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:58,155
I think
your nanny strength
is still kicking.
361
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,500
Sorry. It's kinda
hard to turn it off.
362
00:18:02,502 --> 00:18:04,162
You should not
have run away!
363
00:18:04,164 --> 00:18:05,084
You either, Stuart!
364
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,174
You two are so grinded!
365
00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:09,377
He means grounded!
366
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,709
Well, you left us
no choice!
367
00:18:11,711 --> 00:18:14,091
Why should your
petty squabbles
368
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,523
get in the way of our
resplendent love?
369
00:18:17,517 --> 00:18:19,637
I see Stuart 1.0
is back.
370
00:18:19,639 --> 00:18:23,479
Which is actually good news,
because I need someone
to do my taxes.
371
00:18:23,483 --> 00:18:27,533
I am not fudging one
deduction for you
until you two make up,
372
00:18:27,527 --> 00:18:29,187
so Zuri and I can
hang out together.
373
00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:33,780
Well, Jessie...
(CLEARS THROAT)
374
00:18:33,783 --> 00:18:38,543
Maybe you were right
about me being
a tad irresponsible.
375
00:18:38,538 --> 00:18:40,368
A tad? You asked
the zookeeper
376
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:43,240
if Stuart could swim
with the polar bears!
377
00:18:43,243 --> 00:18:47,213
Jessie, do you want
to make nice,
or do you want an audit?
378
00:18:47,957 --> 00:18:50,207
Okay, okay!
379
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:53,010
I'm sorry that Hudson
and I didn't think about
your feelings.
380
00:18:53,012 --> 00:18:54,962
And...
381
00:18:54,964 --> 00:18:58,224
I'm sure he's not
as irresponsible as
I thought he was.
382
00:18:59,018 --> 00:19:01,138
Thank you, Jessie!
383
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:05,610
(LAUGHING) Okay, who wants
to go base jump off
the Statue of Liberty?
384
00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:08,315
Great idea!
Why don't I pack
a parachute for you.
385
00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:09,858
Well, thank you,
Jessie!
386
00:19:14,234 --> 00:19:16,084
Jessie,
where have you been?
387
00:19:16,075 --> 00:19:18,035
Well, you know
how I always
tell you kids,
388
00:19:18,037 --> 00:19:20,447
never run off to a
planetarium closed
for renovations
389
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,910
because tumbling
scaffolding could crush
you to death?
390
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:23,992
No.
391
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:26,995
Well, apparently
I should have.
392
00:19:28,047 --> 00:19:29,047
Has Ravi gone on yet?
393
00:19:29,048 --> 00:19:32,418
Well, the audience
is still here, so...
No.
394
00:19:35,255 --> 00:19:38,055
Ladies and gentlemen,
my apologies.
395
00:19:38,057 --> 00:19:42,137
I will not be performing
the song and dance routine
listed in your program.
396
00:19:42,141 --> 00:19:45,141
I am not a singer,
nor a dancer,
397
00:19:45,144 --> 00:19:48,234
nor someone capable of
breaking through
multi-ply material.
398
00:19:50,019 --> 00:19:51,899
My talent lies
399
00:19:51,901 --> 00:19:53,021
in being myself.
400
00:19:54,073 --> 00:19:56,413
Oh, no!
He's going to be himself.
401
00:19:58,618 --> 00:20:01,948
And now, I give you
the art of cup stacking.
402
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:05,791
After this, the only way
he'll be safe from noogies
is if he's home-schooled.
403
00:20:05,785 --> 00:20:07,285
Not that safe.
404
00:20:08,748 --> 00:20:10,038
Hit it, Mrs. Kipling!
405
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,501
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
406
00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:47,455
That was awesome!
407
00:20:47,457 --> 00:20:48,457
(CROWD CHEERING)
408
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:55,843
Wait, who am I supposed
to give this to?
409
00:20:58,217 --> 00:21:00,337
No, Ravi.
It's yours.
You won!
410
00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:02,800
Oh! I'm so proud of you!
411
00:21:02,802 --> 00:21:06,062
I won? I won! Oh, joy!
412
00:21:06,055 --> 00:21:09,015
So this what
being popular feels like?
413
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:11,438
No wonder Emma is
always so bubbly.
414
00:21:12,942 --> 00:21:15,822
Congratulations, Ravi.
415
00:21:15,815 --> 00:21:17,855
I'm sorry I told you
to change your act.
416
00:21:17,857 --> 00:21:20,817
And I'm sorry we tried to
turn you into something
you're not.
417
00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:23,200
And I'm sorry,
I ever bothered to
get involved
418
00:21:23,202 --> 00:21:26,082
in your pathetic
little life.
419
00:21:26,075 --> 00:21:28,365
Your apologies
are accepted.
420
00:21:28,368 --> 00:21:31,958
Hey, next year
let us do a family act.
421
00:21:31,961 --> 00:21:33,581
Jessie, you can be
in it, too.
422
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,013
(CHUCKLES) Ravi,
that's sweet,
but no thank you.
423
00:21:36,005 --> 00:21:40,585
You know, several
Walden parents have
big showbiz connections.
424
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,420
In that case,
try to keep
the audience here.
425
00:21:42,422 --> 00:21:45,012
I'm going to run upstairs
and grab my baton,
my tap shoes, and...
426
00:21:45,014 --> 00:21:46,984
Where am I going to
find a monkey on
such short notice?
427
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,430
Go, go, go!
428
00:21:57,026 --> 00:21:59,316
Hey, Jess.
Hey, Hudson.
429
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:02,028
Oh no,
did Stuart's parents
fire you?
430
00:22:02,031 --> 00:22:04,111
Wow, you don't own
a lot of stuff.
431
00:22:04,113 --> 00:22:06,213
No...
432
00:22:06,205 --> 00:22:09,245
I brought this over to
show you that I am
turning over a new leaf.
433
00:22:09,248 --> 00:22:11,328
These are all of my
illegal fireworks.
434
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,500
I will not be
needing them anymore.
435
00:22:13,503 --> 00:22:16,133
Hmm. Well. that is
very mature of you.
436
00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:18,255
But, I don't want them.
Why don't you just
throw them away?
437
00:22:18,257 --> 00:22:19,257
Sure thing.
438
00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:25,093
(SIRENS BLARING)
439
00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:28,266
I meant dispose
of them properly,
440
00:22:28,267 --> 00:22:30,387
not throw them
in the fireplace!
441
00:22:31,811 --> 00:22:34,271
I have so much to learn
from you about how
to be a nanny.
442
00:22:34,273 --> 00:22:36,033
Well, I'll lend you
my nanny handbook.
443
00:22:39,188 --> 00:22:40,148
Never mind,
you'll have to
get your own.
444
00:22:43,573 --> 00:22:45,363
Thanks.
445
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,124
But, it's never gonna
teach me to be as
good with kids as you.
446
00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:48,696
(SCOFFS)
447
00:22:48,698 --> 00:22:49,698
The kids!
448
00:22:51,701 --> 00:22:52,751
My wallet!
449
00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,797
Where are they going?
450
00:22:59,799 --> 00:23:02,799
I don't know,
it's not like she has
any money up there.
451
00:23:04,093 --> 00:23:06,103
I hope it's not to
get her diary.
452
00:23:06,095 --> 00:23:07,425
'Cause, I got that
right here.
453
00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:10,217
(LAUGHING)
454
00:23:10,219 --> 00:23:13,679
I can't believe
they just left us alone
on the streets of New York.
455
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:16,023
(SCOFFS)
They are terrible nannies.
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