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(BOTH PANTING)
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I am sick of having
to take the stairs
just so you can avoid Tony!
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Yeah. Things
have been supes awkward
since you guys broke up.
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But on the bright side,
my legs look fabulous.
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(PANTING)
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Things are not awkward
between Tony and me.
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Then why did we have to
take the fire escape
up here yesterday?
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Well, sue me for trying
to teach you some emergency
fire preparedness.
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Um, if there's a fire,
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why would we climb back
into the penthouse?
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Maybe the sidewalk is on fire.
You ever think of that,
smart guy?
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Wonderful news, everyone.
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I just procured an internship
at the Central Park zoo!
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Ravi, that's great!
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How much do you get paid?
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It is an internship.
I get paid in
the currency of knowledge.
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Well, maybe it'll
give you the knowledge
to ask for money next time.
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(PANTING)
You are not allowed
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to break up
with any more doormen.
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On the bright side,
your legs look fabulous!
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Yeah, they really do,
don't they?
Mmm-hmm.
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Ow! Ow! Cramping, cramping!
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Cramp, cramp.
Bertram!
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You got my popcorn!
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey, Jessie! Hey, Jessie!
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
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♪ Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Hey, Bertram, your
"Meat of the Week" is here.
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Sounds sausagey!
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No! Don't bruise
my braunschweiger!
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(ELEVATOR DINGING)
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Uh... Tony.
Uh... Jessie.
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Uh... Awkward.
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Hey, look, Tony,
why does it have to be
so weird between us?
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Just because you've seen
me without makeup
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and I've seen you
without hair gel...
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I bet he looked better
than you did.
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Who said that?
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You know, Jessie,
it hasn't been that long
since we broke up.
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It's natural for things
to be a little weird, until,
you know, you move on.
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(SCOFFS) Oh, oh,
I've... I've moved on.
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Yeah, I've probably
moved further than you have.
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How do you know
how far I've moved?
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Maybe I've moved plenty.
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Can we move to the park?
I'm getting bored.
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Look, Tony, if you want
to date someone else,
I'd be cool with it.
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00:03:15,566 --> 00:03:17,326
And I'm cool if you
want to date someone else.
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You know
what would be super cool?
Going to the park.
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So, if you're ready to date
and I'm ready to date,
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then we should set
each other up on dates.
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Tomorrow night.
BOTH: We should?
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They should?
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Yeah. And you know what?
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I have got
the perfect girl
for you.
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She's beautiful,
smart, fun. Red hair.
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I'm gonna set it up.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What about the park?
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Can you believe that?
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She's throwing herself at me!
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Say what now?
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Jessie just described herself.
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So I don't need to find
her a date for tomorrow night
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because, obviously,
she wants to date me!
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Why would she
set herself up with you?
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You broke up.
Been there, dated that.
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00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,754
Clearly she's
still hung up on me.
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Oh, that poor,
heartbroken little girl.
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You know what they say.
"Once you leave Tony,
you feel so alone-y."
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Mmm... Nobody says that.
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I can't believe
Jessie is still into Tony.
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(SCOFFS)
Wait till he goes bald.
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They all leave
when the hair leaves.
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Great, Valerie. You are gonna
have so much fun on your date
with Tony.
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He has awesome hair.
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(SCOFFS) For now...
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And I can't wait to see
who Tony sets me up with.
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It's gonna be fun.
Okay, bye!
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(CHUCKLING)
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What are you laughing at?
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Okay, as funny
as this would be,
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there's something
I should tell you.
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See, you're setting
Tony up with a real girl...
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Right. And it says a lot
about your social life
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that you feel the need
to make that clarification.
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But you were saying...
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Oh, never mind.
Have fun on your
"mystery" date!
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(CHUCKLING)
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00:05:04,635 --> 00:05:06,435
Okay. I... I still
don't understand
why you're laughing.
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00:05:06,437 --> 00:05:08,577
Oh, I just love life.
(LAUGHS)
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00:05:08,579 --> 00:05:09,609
Since when?
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I am so excited
to work with the animals.
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And, of course,
help you with
your grueling workload.
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Oh, I don't need help
with my load.
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Just the animals' loads.
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So I will only
be working
with this shovel?
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Of course not.
When you get
to the elephant cage,
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(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
You're gonna need this one.
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Well, it is a good thing
I did that push-up last week.
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So, do you enjoy working here?
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Oh, yes.
Animals are my life.
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I work with them all day,
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and then at night
I sleep right
outside their habitats.
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So they don't get lonely.
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There are many animals
in each habitat.
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They have each other.
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All right,
so I don't get lonely.
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00:06:01,031 --> 00:06:03,431
New York City
is filled with people.
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00:06:03,434 --> 00:06:05,674
Do you not want
to go out and meet
some of them?
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00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:08,596
Oh, no.
It's a jungle out there.
And not the good kind.
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Truth is...
I'm afraid of people.
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You are not afraid of me.
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I know. Because you
remind me of a ferret.
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Oh, Roy.
Do you want
your num-nums?
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(GROWLING)
I have to go get his bananas.
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He likes them
cut into little shapes.
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What kind of shapes?
Tiny people.
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As a tiny person,
should I be worried?
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Oh, no.
Just don't wear yellow.
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That is the color
of my uniform!
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Yes. Which explains
our constant need
for new interns...
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Hi, Ravi. Jessie sent me
down because you
forgot your lunch.
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Are you having fun
with the animals?
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(ROARS)
Oh!
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Alas, no. Ms. Kruchall
gets to do all the fun stuff
with the animals.
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What about
when she goes on break?
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She never leaves the zoo.
139
00:07:05,556 --> 00:07:07,996
Well, obviously we need
to get Ms. Kruchall
a social life.
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00:07:08,559 --> 00:07:09,859
That will not be easy.
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00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:12,760
She's afraid of people,
she scratches a lot,
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and earlier today
she asked me to pick nits
out of her hair.
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Ravi, I need
your help again.
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This one is a whopper.
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Hi! I'm Emma.
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Aah! Person! Blend in!
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Uh... I can still see you.
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Ms. Kruchall,
this is just
my sister, Emma.
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Emma, hold out
your hand
so she can sniff it.
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(SNIFFS)
Nice to meet you.
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You, too.
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So, Ravi tells me
you're married to your work.
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Wouldn't you
rather be married to,
you know, a guy?
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Sure.
If it were Dr. Durst.
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He's in charge of the turtles,
but he's painfully shy.
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This coming from a woman
who just hid behind a bunch
of bananas!
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00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:12,759
Well, maybe Emma could help
you get him out of his shell.
(LAUGHS)
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(GORILLA ROARING)
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Roy hates puns.
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Do you really think
you could make
Dr. Durst notice me?
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Absolutely!
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We just need
to take a quick trip
to the salon.
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And by "quick trip,"
I mean the entire day.
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(STUTTERS) Oh, I can't leave.
Uh, there's no one
to watch the animals.
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I, your trusty intern, will.
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I will watch
them like a hawk.
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Except for the meerkats,
because that would
just freak them out.
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All right, Ravi,
you're in charge
for the next few hours.
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But remember,
no letting your friends
in for free.
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No problem!
I have no friends!
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Now, please leave
before I start crying.
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Now I can
spend some time
with the animals.
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Who is ready
to have some fun?
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Count me in.
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00:09:02,312 --> 00:09:04,822
Luke,
what are you doing here?
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00:09:05,075 --> 00:09:08,775
This party animal
wants to party
with some animals.
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00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:12,850
What should I do first,
buffalo polo,
or giraffe jousting?
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Neither!
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Ms. Kruchall
left me in charge,
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and I do not want
to lose her trust.
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There is no room
in the zoo
for monkey business!
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(MONKEY SCREECHING)
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It is different
when the monkeys do it.
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It is precisely
their business.
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Hey, Tony!
So, is my date ready to go?
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I think so.
She's been waiting for you
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in that horse-drawn
carriage for, like,
10 minutes.
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(HORSE NICKERING)
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Wait. You got me
a date with a real girl?
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Yeah. Why is everyone
so hung up on that?
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Uh... No, it's just...
I'm shocked.
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Because she
is the most beautiful girl
I've ever seen!
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I mean, when
I'm not looking at you.
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00:10:00,771 --> 00:10:02,871
Which I'm not,
because she's gorgeous!
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00:10:04,635 --> 00:10:05,805
Yeah, yeah.
Where's my date?
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00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:08,036
My deodorant
won't stay active all night.
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00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:11,709
Um...
Maybe your
date's in the lobby.
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00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,712
I'll go see!
Hmm, okay.
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(SIGHS) Eddie!
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00:10:19,189 --> 00:10:20,789
Just the guy
I'm looking for!
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00:10:20,791 --> 00:10:23,021
Well, keep lookin',
because my name is Earl.
202
00:10:24,955 --> 00:10:27,855
Uh, whatever.
You're a good-looking guy.
203
00:10:28,098 --> 00:10:29,628
How would you
like to go on
a date tonight?
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(CHUCKLES)
Hey, buddy...
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00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,731
Uh, don't get me wrong.
I'm flattered, but...
206
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:35,243
Uh, not with me.
With my ex-girlfriend.
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00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,035
Is she cute?
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00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:40,068
Judge for yourself.
(VOCALIZING)
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00:10:41,772 --> 00:10:44,042
I am glad
I wore clothes
under this today.
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00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,215
Yeah.
Lucky for all of us.
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00:10:48,719 --> 00:10:51,949
Jessie,
this is my old pal,
Eddie.
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Earl.
Eddie Earl.
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(CHUCKLES) Hi.
Hi.
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00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,225
So, how long
have you known Tony?
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Uh, about three minutes.
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(LAUGHS)
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00:11:01,231 --> 00:11:02,831
Eddie Earl is such a joker.
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00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:05,703
(LAUGHING)
Okay, you kids have fun.
219
00:11:05,696 --> 00:11:06,696
I know I will.
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00:11:08,739 --> 00:11:10,069
You know,
going out with you
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00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,270
is gonna be a lot
more fun than
cleaning out toilets.
222
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:15,812
Wow, you're pretty
and you have low expectations.
I like it!
223
00:11:22,813 --> 00:11:26,123
Luke, please stop
playing tug of war
with Ellie the Elephant!
224
00:11:26,116 --> 00:11:28,816
I can't. It's best
three out of five.
225
00:11:28,819 --> 00:11:31,919
And I refuse
to lose to a girl!
Whoa!
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00:11:34,124 --> 00:11:35,704
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
227
00:11:41,371 --> 00:11:44,001
Oh, great.
There goes
my non-showering streak!
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00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,814
(GRUNTS)
229
00:11:46,036 --> 00:11:49,206
Luke, you are messing up
my chance to impress
Ms. Kruchall.
230
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:53,179
I went from cleaning up
after the animals
to cleaning up after you.
231
00:11:53,183 --> 00:11:54,893
MS. KRUCHALL:
That pedicure was intense!
232
00:11:54,885 --> 00:11:57,215
I have never
had my bunions blasted.
233
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,987
EMMA: And now
you're down
a whole shoe size!
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00:11:58,989 --> 00:12:00,219
(DOOR OPENS)
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00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,251
Hide. If Ms. Kruchall
sees you,
236
00:12:03,253 --> 00:12:05,233
she will put me back
on poop duty.
237
00:12:05,455 --> 00:12:06,995
I'll hide in the koala cage.
238
00:12:06,997 --> 00:12:10,957
Uh... No,
that would
be a bad idea.
239
00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:13,001
Relax. Koalas love me.
240
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,273
If Kenny could talk,
he'd totally back me up.
241
00:12:17,507 --> 00:12:20,437
(LAUGHS)
You said "poop duty."
242
00:12:23,513 --> 00:12:25,783
That mud mask was amazing.
243
00:12:26,176 --> 00:12:29,346
That wasn't mud.
That was dirt
from your pores.
244
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,082
(GASPS) Look at you,
Ms. Kruchall.
245
00:12:34,084 --> 00:12:36,034
Rocking two separate eyebrows.
246
00:12:36,026 --> 00:12:37,456
I know! Smooth.
247
00:12:38,929 --> 00:12:41,789
And I haven't
worn a dress in years!
248
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,832
It's draftier
than I remember.
249
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,935
Just wait until Dr. Durst
sees you at the
Manhattan Zoo Gala tonight.
250
00:12:48,939 --> 00:12:50,939
I just don't know
if I should go.
251
00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:53,771
Uh, Ravi, is everything
running smoothly here?
252
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,913
(LUKE SCREAMING)
253
00:12:54,905 --> 00:12:57,305
(SCREAMING)
Absolutely!
254
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,949
Just go to the gala.
Now!
255
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,955
Oh, I get it.
256
00:13:07,457 --> 00:13:09,317
I mean, let's get going!
257
00:13:11,461 --> 00:13:15,571
Run! As fast as your
bunion-free feet
can carry you.
258
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,568
(KOALA SCREECHING)
259
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,343
Luke, are you okay?
260
00:13:25,335 --> 00:13:27,075
(SPITTING)
261
00:13:29,239 --> 00:13:30,539
They were so cuddly.
262
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,511
I just had to hug them.
263
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,382
Then they attacked.
264
00:13:34,384 --> 00:13:35,494
(PANTING)
265
00:13:35,485 --> 00:13:38,845
It was all just one violent,
adorable, gray blur.
266
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,051
I think one of them
stole my wallet.
267
00:13:47,557 --> 00:13:49,257
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
268
00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:51,530
Whoa!
269
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,861
You're taking me
to the Manhattan Zoo Gala?
270
00:13:54,104 --> 00:13:56,014
Wait, is it or
"gay-la" or "gah-la"?
271
00:13:56,006 --> 00:13:58,566
Oh, who cares?
I'm a gal at
a gay-la-gah-la!
272
00:13:59,609 --> 00:14:02,009
No, Jessie,
we're not going in there.
273
00:14:02,012 --> 00:14:04,472
Oh, oh,
is there a VIP line?
274
00:14:04,474 --> 00:14:06,554
Gee, dude,
I feel like
the President!
275
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,950
Okay, now I feel
like the President's gardener.
276
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:18,534
Um, Eddie Earl,
what are we doing here?
277
00:14:19,329 --> 00:14:20,989
Waiting.
For what?
278
00:14:21,331 --> 00:14:23,061
For that. Bingo!
279
00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:25,504
Dinner is served.
280
00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:29,867
Oh, I get it.
You don't have any money.
281
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,970
No problem.
Let's go get burgers.
On me.
282
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,602
No, I have money.
I'm just a trash-atarian.
283
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,375
A what-atarian?
284
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:38,607
A trash-atarian!
285
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,079
We believe too much food
gets thrown away,
286
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:44,611
so we reclaim that food
before it can go to waste.
287
00:14:45,155 --> 00:14:47,485
Okay. My head says
that's admirable,
288
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,217
but my stomach says "yuck."
289
00:14:52,522 --> 00:14:53,922
Want a sip?
290
00:14:54,264 --> 00:14:56,574
No, thanks.
I'm really trying to cut down
on the backwash.
291
00:14:57,027 --> 00:14:58,927
Huh.
Oh.
292
00:15:04,034 --> 00:15:07,344
I can't believe Tony
set Jessie up
with a dumpster diver!
293
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,940
I know!
Isn't it great?
294
00:15:11,942 --> 00:15:14,012
(LAUGHS)
295
00:15:14,484 --> 00:15:16,524
You knew Tony thought
Jessie was his date,
296
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,416
and you didn't
say anything?
297
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,288
I tried. But then
I stopped trying.
298
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:23,021
(CHUCKLES)
299
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,123
I'm calling Tony.
300
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:27,034
Oh, no!
Please don't ruin
this for me!
301
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:29,027
There's so little
that brings me joy.
302
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,060
What about us kids?
303
00:15:33,303 --> 00:15:34,663
(BOTH LAUGHING)
304
00:15:36,706 --> 00:15:38,466
Totally kidding!
305
00:15:42,612 --> 00:15:44,572
Luke, what are you
doing here again?
306
00:15:44,574 --> 00:15:47,654
Well, first of all,
I never got my wallet back.
307
00:15:49,679 --> 00:15:53,149
And secondly,
I wanted to see if the hippos
are hungry, hungry.
308
00:15:54,584 --> 00:15:57,134
Stop!
They will eat you
for dinner, dinner.
309
00:15:58,989 --> 00:16:00,589
(GROWLING)
310
00:16:09,239 --> 00:16:11,999
You know,
eating discarded food
is unsafe,
311
00:16:12,002 --> 00:16:14,542
unhealthy, and about
as romantic as a snart.
312
00:16:15,505 --> 00:16:18,745
Oh, you want romance?
You got it.
313
00:16:19,149 --> 00:16:21,579
Here, grab the other end.
Let's Lady and
the Tramp this thing.
314
00:16:24,254 --> 00:16:27,264
Eddie Earl, have you ever
heard the expression
"You are what you eat"?
315
00:16:27,257 --> 00:16:28,657
Well, you eat trash.
Just sayin'.
316
00:16:29,559 --> 00:16:32,389
Oh. Well,
I suppose you'd rather
be the person
317
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,722
going to a restaurant,
eating only half an eclair,
318
00:16:34,724 --> 00:16:36,574
and then wastefully
throwing the rest away.
319
00:16:36,566 --> 00:16:38,626
"A," is that option back
on the table?
320
00:16:39,169 --> 00:16:41,499
And "B,"
I finish my eclairs.
321
00:16:42,272 --> 00:16:45,582
You know what?
This argument is leaving
a bad taste in my mouth.
322
00:16:45,575 --> 00:16:48,505
You sure it's not
all the garbage you
shoveled in there?
323
00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:53,180
Tony! How could you set me
up with a guy who eats trash?
324
00:16:53,643 --> 00:16:55,793
To be fair,
I didn't know Earl did that.
325
00:16:55,785 --> 00:16:57,315
I thought his name
was Eddie Earl.
326
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,587
To be even more fair,
I didn't know his name.
327
00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:02,720
Wait. (STUTTERS)
You mean...
So you barely knew him?
328
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,623
How could you do this to me?
329
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,404
I set you up
with a great girl
330
00:17:06,396 --> 00:17:08,096
who eats new,
purchased food!
331
00:17:09,099 --> 00:17:11,699
If she's so great,
then why did Valerie walk out
on our date, huh?
332
00:17:12,302 --> 00:17:15,542
You said she got paged
to the hospital
for an emergency.
333
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,265
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
334
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,237
She's a doctor,
you know.
335
00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:22,610
I know!
Because I know her!
336
00:17:24,674 --> 00:17:27,554
Guess who found a perfectly
good mint sitting on a table?
337
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,177
(CHUCKLES)
338
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,549
Oh, wait. I think
it's actually a button.
339
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,263
What are you, a goat?
Ugh!
340
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,626
Could this date
get any worse?
341
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,128
(SCREAMING)
342
00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:41,290
Quick! Into the bins!
343
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:42,561
(ZURI YELLING)
344
00:17:43,693 --> 00:17:45,603
ZURI: Get in.
JESSIE: Oh! Soggy taquitos.
345
00:17:45,595 --> 00:17:47,095
Dibs!
(GORILLA GROWLING)
346
00:17:47,837 --> 00:17:49,697
(ALL SCREAMING)
347
00:17:52,742 --> 00:17:54,542
You look great,
Ms. Kruchall.
348
00:17:54,744 --> 00:17:56,514
(GASPS)
Ooh, here comes Dr. Durst!
349
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,446
Remember do not
sniff his hand.
350
00:17:59,449 --> 00:18:00,609
Unless things
are going really well.
351
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:04,813
(SCREAMS)
352
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,456
Well, that
could've gone better.
353
00:18:08,658 --> 00:18:10,358
(GROWLING)
354
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:27,214
Ravi, what is Roy
doing out of his cage?
355
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,437
Whoa!
356
00:18:28,438 --> 00:18:31,408
Uh, at the moment,
he is climbing
the Empire Skate Building!
357
00:18:32,182 --> 00:18:33,682
How ironic.
358
00:18:33,683 --> 00:18:35,723
(GASPS)
359
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,345
(SCREAMING)
360
00:18:37,547 --> 00:18:38,617
Roy!
361
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,650
Good boy.
362
00:18:41,851 --> 00:18:43,591
You wanna
go back in your cage?
363
00:18:45,495 --> 00:18:47,255
I don't think
he recognizes me!
364
00:18:47,497 --> 00:18:48,527
Thanks a lot, Emma,
365
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:51,698
for making me look
10 times more beautiful
than I usually do.
366
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,432
Ten times?
(SCOFFS)
367
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,367
(ROARING)
368
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,571
Thanks a lot, Tony.
This is my worst date ever!
369
00:19:04,574 --> 00:19:05,684
And that's saying a lot.
370
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,276
Well, someone can
just forget about
a second date.
371
00:19:11,281 --> 00:19:13,581
Jessie...
See, the thing is,
372
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:15,733
the way you
described my date...
373
00:19:15,725 --> 00:19:20,455
Beautiful, smart, red hair,
the "perfect girl" for me...
374
00:19:21,831 --> 00:19:24,291
I thought it was you.
Oh, Tony.
375
00:19:24,734 --> 00:19:26,604
You're not over me.
376
00:19:27,297 --> 00:19:30,167
That's so sweet.
But I'm not surprised.
377
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,599
You know what they say.
"Once you leave Jessie,
your heart's all depress-y."
378
00:19:34,944 --> 00:19:37,684
Seriously!
Nobody says these things!
379
00:19:39,949 --> 00:19:43,209
I do not see Roy.
Maybe he left.
380
00:19:43,413 --> 00:19:45,363
(GROWLING)
Maybe not!
381
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,585
(ALL SCREAMING)
382
00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:52,290
Why couldn't you two nitwits
383
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,962
have left open the door
to the butterfly habitat?
384
00:19:54,824 --> 00:19:56,874
Hey, Roy! Over here!
385
00:19:56,866 --> 00:19:58,496
(GROWLING)
386
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:02,568
Ravi, no! If you throw
that pie in his face,
it'll only make him angrier!
387
00:20:02,572 --> 00:20:04,802
Plus, my date'll make me
eat whatever's left!
388
00:20:06,536 --> 00:20:08,806
It is banana cream pie.
389
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,208
I will appeal
to his simian palate
390
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,680
to lure him into
the refuse receptacle.
391
00:20:13,683 --> 00:20:15,623
I can never understand
what that kid's saying!
392
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:22,649
Yum, yum, yum!
It is delicious
and full of potassium.
393
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:26,755
(GASPS)
394
00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:32,730
Oh! Ravi,
that was amazing.
395
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:34,733
Is everyone okay?
396
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,565
Where's Earl?
397
00:20:36,566 --> 00:20:38,466
EARL: (ECHOING)
Hey, gorilla!
That's my taquito!
398
00:20:38,468 --> 00:20:40,538
(EARL SCREAMING)
399
00:20:41,871 --> 00:20:44,511
(LAUGH) Stop! Stop it!
That tickles.
400
00:20:44,514 --> 00:20:48,254
Aah! Okay, okay.
We'll split the taquito.
401
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,380
(MS. KRUCHALL PANTING)
402
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:54,582
Here.
Sit down, sit down.
It's okay.
403
00:20:55,385 --> 00:20:56,655
What happened?
404
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,586
Ravi trapped
the gorilla inside
that bin.
405
00:20:58,588 --> 00:20:59,588
Really?
Yeah.
406
00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:02,930
Ravi,
your poop-shoveling
days are over.
407
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,503
You mean
I'm getting a promotion?
408
00:21:05,495 --> 00:21:08,435
No, I mean you
let a gorilla escape.
You're fired.
409
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,639
Oh. That is
a stone-cold bummer.
410
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,472
Wait a minute!
411
00:21:14,844 --> 00:21:16,714
If it weren't
for Ravi's quick thinking,
412
00:21:16,706 --> 00:21:17,906
that gorilla would
have killed all of us,
413
00:21:17,907 --> 00:21:19,907
and dragged Emma
to the top of the
Empire Skate Building!
414
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,781
Yeah. It isn't Ravi's fault.
415
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,363
This never would
have happened if I didn't want
to hang with the hippos.
416
00:21:27,457 --> 00:21:28,657
Long story.
417
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:31,318
Okay, we'll talk
about that later.
418
00:21:31,661 --> 00:21:34,961
Look, this job
is incredibly important
to Ravi.
419
00:21:34,964 --> 00:21:37,374
Nobody loves animals
more than him.
420
00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:39,067
He's in couples therapy
with his lizard.
421
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:42,729
Mrs. Kipling hears,
but she does not listen!
422
00:21:45,575 --> 00:21:48,805
Well, we animal lovers
should stick together.
423
00:21:49,539 --> 00:21:51,679
And you did save
hundreds of lives,
424
00:21:51,681 --> 00:21:53,011
even if they
were just people.
425
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,854
So you're
officially re-hired.
426
00:21:56,846 --> 00:21:58,046
(GASPS)
427
00:21:58,047 --> 00:21:59,717
And I really
am taking you
off doodie duty.
428
00:22:01,551 --> 00:22:03,021
She said "doodie duty."
429
00:22:04,594 --> 00:22:06,434
I am back in!
430
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:09,596
Right after you clean up
all the piles Roy
left in the park.
431
00:22:09,599 --> 00:22:12,399
Bu... Uh, to be fair,
I feel like some of those
were left by people.
432
00:22:12,602 --> 00:22:14,362
It got pretty scary
around here.
433
00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:21,468
Oh, hey, Tony.
Thanks again
for the great date.
434
00:22:21,471 --> 00:22:23,741
Maybe next time
you can set me up
with Oscar the Grouch.
435
00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,654
Please!
Like I know celebrities.
436
00:22:28,578 --> 00:22:30,648
Jessie,
I'm really sorry about Earl.
437
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,850
You're forgiven.
And to prove it,
438
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,733
I made you a special dinner.
439
00:22:36,686 --> 00:22:37,886
(SING SONG)
Hope you're hungry!
440
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,642
Ew! But this
has bite marks!
441
00:22:45,635 --> 00:22:48,735
Yeah. I got the recipe
from your best friend,
"Eddie Earl." Enjoy!
442
00:22:49,439 --> 00:22:51,599
(PANTING)
443
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,741
Oh, Bertram,
Tony and I are good now.
444
00:22:54,744 --> 00:22:56,384
You don't have to
keep taking the stairs.
445
00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:59,676
I didn't. I just went across
the hall to dump the trash.
446
00:23:00,149 --> 00:23:02,679
Ow! Cramp, cramp,
cramp! (GRUNTING)
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