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Jessie asked me
to make you lunch.
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Aw, why?
Is she punishing us?
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Bertram, this slide
is kind of sticky,
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can we grease it up
with your head sweat?
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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You know, one day
you kids will be sorry
for how you treat me!
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Snap-a-doodle-doo!
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What? Snap-a-doodle-doo
is my new catchphrase.
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It is going to be
a big thing
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because you can use it
for a multitude of scenarios.
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No. You really can't.
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Aw, snap-a-doodle-doo.
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(GASPS) See?
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LUKE: Zuri...
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I can't find
my joy-buzzer.
I know you took it.
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You always take my stuff.
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No, I don't.
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Is that my watch?
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Okay.
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I take your stuff
sometimes.
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But I didn't take
your joy-buzzer!
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Did so!
Did not!
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BOTH: Jessie!
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My nanny senses
are tingling.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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You're doing it,
you're wearing
my watch right now!
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ZURI: I don't care!
So what!
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Zuri took my toy!
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No, I didn't!
And Luke smells!
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Which is a little off topic,
but still true!
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Enough! I am
at the end of my rope
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with you two arguing
all the time.
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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It's official.
Tony will let anyone up.
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I am a Bertram-bot
from the future,
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here to terminate
Jessie Prescott.
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(SCOFFS)
Wait, terminate? Really?
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What are you gonna do?
Take off your shoes?
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Jessie Prescott,
target identified.
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Prepare yourself
for termination.
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In that outfit?
Prepare yourself
for a lot of lonely nights.
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Well, lonelier.
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I happen to have
a very active social life.
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And now I will
end your life.
(POWERING UP)
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Oh! So you're gonna
kill me with frosting?
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(ZAPPING)
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Oh! That explains
the heartburn we get
after we eat your food.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Whoa! You always said
sugar rots your teeth,
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but you never told us
it could dissolve
upholstery!
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(ZAPPING)
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I don't think
that's Bertram.
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And I know that's
not frosting. Run!
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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What happened
to the lobby?
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Luke, what did you do?
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Okay, this one,
not my fault.
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Uh-oh! Here comes
Chef "Boy are we dead"!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Whoa! What...
What's going on?
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This is shaping up to be
a really horrible Saturday.
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It is no longer Saturday.
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It is now Friday,
August 5, 2072.
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Say what now?
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We must've gone
through a time portal
into the future.
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That's so awesome!
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We are going to
hold you for termination.
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But just Jessie, right?
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Did I say that out loud?
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So, uh...
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Hi, is this
termination thing
absolutely necessary?
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Yes.
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The future version
of Jessie Prescott
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leads the human resistance
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against our
Bertram-bot army
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as we strive
to rule the world.
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If we terminate you now,
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you will no longer be able
to lead the resistance
in the future.
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Or, you could just give me
a stern talking to.
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Uh, I just have
one question.
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Based on
what you just heard,
you only have one question?
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It's really important.
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How are the Jets
doing this year?
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They stink.
There's a shock!
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Whoa! How many times
have we asked Luke
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not to fart
on the furniture?
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I will say what
we are both thinking.
Snap-a-doodle-doo!
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Quit trying to make
snap-a-doodle-doo happen.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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Is Jessie home?
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Jessie?
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What is up with
the old person make-up,
and pirate theme?
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I'm Jessie from
60 years in the future,
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where an army
of Bertram-bots
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have taken over
and enslaved
the human race.
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I can't believe it!
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After sixty years,
you still don't know
how to accessorize.
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Oh, no. The Bertram-bots
have already been here.
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We need to locate
younger me!
(WHIRRING)
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Very humorous
ruse, Jessie.
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But we are not buying
what you are selling.
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I am not your Jessie!
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Well, I am,
but 60 years older.
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So we should call you
"old Jessie"?
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Uh, no. That's rude.
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My point is,
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does 19 year old Jessie
have this
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where her eye
should be?
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Have you not considered
putting some ointment
on that?
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Wimps.
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Okay. So you are
future Jessie.
(GADGET WHIRRING)
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What are you doing here?
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Well, in the future
Ravi invents a Bertram-bot
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to help an aging Bertram
with his chores.
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That would be
very nice of me.
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But due to your
faulty programming,
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the Bertram-bot
turned evil,
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replicated itself
into an army,
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and took over the world.
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Well, nobody is perfect.
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(BEEPING)
I'm getting a reading.
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This shows that
younger me, Luke, Zuri,
and one Bertram-bot
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have all recently traveled
back to the future.
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Oh, no! We must save them!
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Luke owes me $10!
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And we love him.
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If you're going back
to the future to save them,
we're coming with you.
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No. This mission
is much too dangerous.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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You are not
permitted to...
BOTH: Whee!
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And this is why
I never had kids.
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Help! Stranger
robot danger!
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Awesome!
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That was
surprisingly easy.
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Oh, no!
It's starting back up.
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If only we could
reprogram it.
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(GASPS) I wonder
if its CPU has a password.
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It does.
But no one knows it.
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Well, this is a fine
snap-a-doodle-doo!
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(BEEPING)
Password accepted.
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Entering reprogramming mode.
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Ravi, "snap-a doodle-doo"
must be the password.
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Told you it would catch on.
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The resistance thanks you.
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Of course, had you not
invented the Bertram-bots,
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there would be
no need to resist.
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Hmm, I see
backhanded compliments
have not gone out of style.
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I see
keeping up the park
is a priority for you.
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You will be terminated
in The Thunderdome.
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To entertain
your fellow human scum.
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(HANDCUFFS UNLOCKING)
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Okay, this is our chance.
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Make a run for it
on the count of three.
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One, two... Whoa!
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(GRUNTS)
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Three.
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Should have counted to two.
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(DOOR SLAMMING SHUT)
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Zuri, this is
all your fault!
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If you hadn't
taken my joy-buzzer
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we never would've
left the park,
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and Jessie could be
terminated without us.
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Hello? Standing right here.
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I already told you!
I didn't take your
stupid joy-buzzer!
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Guys, quit arguing!
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(IMITATING LUKE)
"You took my toy!"
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(IMITATING ZURI)
"No, I didn't!"
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There's a cyborg lizard
that's going to slaughter
us all!
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Which one of us said that?
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Me! Look!
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(ALL GASPING)
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(ZURI SCREAMING)
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Cool! It's cyborg
Mrs. Kipling!
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Do you think
she remembers us?
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(SPECTATORS CHEERING)
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Clearly, she remembers you.
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(SCREAMING)
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Bob and weave, people.
Bob and weave.
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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That'll work too.
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Almost done.
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Now this Bertram-bot
will be our most
fearless protector.
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Ooh, can we
call him Arnold?
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It was my second choice
for Mrs. Kipling.
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When I thought
she was a dude.
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Ugh, I've gone through
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six decades
of gossip columns
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in the New York
Post Apocalypse.
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And there's no
mention of me.
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How did I not
become famous?
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Emma, quit obsessing
about your future.
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What future?
I am not famous!
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It says here that
Luke became a star athlete
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in a new sport
called Dance-ketball.
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00:10:03,273 --> 00:10:05,383
And Zuri married
Jaden Smith.
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00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:07,075
This is so not fair.
210
00:10:07,077 --> 00:10:08,237
I'm the one who's
supposed to be
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half of a celebrity
power couple.
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In other news,
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the world is also overrun
by deadly Bertram-bots.
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Yeah, yeah.
That's bad, too.
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(WHIRRING)
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Arnold the Bertram-bot
awaiting command.
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00:10:26,356 --> 00:10:30,196
Arnold, access the mainframe,
and locate Young Jessie,
Luke, and Zuri.
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00:10:30,861 --> 00:10:33,231
(WHIRRING)
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They have been located.
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They have been taken
to (IN LOW VOICE)
"The Thunderdome."
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Oh, no.
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Any chance "The Thunderdome"
is the future term for
"the party"?
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Knock-knock.
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Who's there?
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Come with me
if you want to live.
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"Come with me
if you want to live," who?
228
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It's a rescue,
not a "knock-knock" joke!
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(JESSIE SQUEALING)
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Jessie?
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Run! (GRUNTS)
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I've got your back, Red.
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(GRUNTING)
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She shoots, she scores!
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(SIGHS)
Thanks.
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Hey!
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You know, you look
really familiar.
238
00:11:22,953 --> 00:11:25,293
Yeah,
I have one of those faces,
which is yours!
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00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,787
I'm you,
but sixty years older.
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00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:31,259
No kidding.
(CHUCKLES)
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00:11:31,261 --> 00:11:33,791
We look great for eighty,
what's our secret?
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00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,134
Well, you stay fit
when you eat
plenty of vegetables
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and are constantly
running for your life.
244
00:11:38,729 --> 00:11:40,469
Huh, I would've
guessed pilates.
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That too. Run!
(LOW GROWL)
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BOTH: Jessie!
247
00:11:49,379 --> 00:11:50,479
Emma, Ravi!
248
00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,240
What are you doing here?
249
00:11:52,242 --> 00:11:54,852
You should never
go to the future
without adult supervision!
250
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,286
We came back with
Ol' Jessie McEyepatch.
251
00:11:59,389 --> 00:12:01,449
Accessing Bot Matrix.
252
00:12:01,451 --> 00:12:04,151
The Bertram-bots
have captured Future Jessie
253
00:12:04,154 --> 00:12:06,334
and have taken her up
to the penthouse.
254
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,226
Okay. Let's rescue me.
255
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,358
After all, I went back
to the past to save me,
256
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,430
so now I'll stay
in the future to save me.
257
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:15,442
Because I would do
the same for me.
258
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:19,365
Anything that involves
two Jessies in one place,
count me in!
259
00:12:19,369 --> 00:12:21,039
(CHUCKLES)
260
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,971
O-M-G.
261
00:12:22,973 --> 00:12:26,053
If we save Future Jessie
that'll totally
make me famous.
262
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:28,176
Someone tip off
the robot paparazzi.
263
00:12:29,419 --> 00:12:32,279
I can fly us up
to the penthouse
using my jet-feet.
264
00:12:32,282 --> 00:12:35,362
Okay, anybody
got a better idea
than "jet-feet"?
265
00:12:37,427 --> 00:12:39,127
No. Okay, we're going
with jet-feet.
266
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,961
(CLEARS THROAT)
Mr. Arnold,
267
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:46,373
will you be providing
mid-flight drink service
around the eleventh floor?
268
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,766
I am quite parched.
269
00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:55,312
We got drinks and peanuts!
270
00:12:55,305 --> 00:12:59,075
Mine were unsalted.
I must've been in coach.
271
00:13:01,551 --> 00:13:03,981
Commencing rescue mission.
272
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,294
I'll be back.
273
00:13:10,961 --> 00:13:13,461
(SCREAMING)
274
00:13:13,463 --> 00:13:16,033
Do you think
he'll activate
his jet-feet in time?
275
00:13:16,026 --> 00:13:17,866
(BANGING)
(SIREN BLARING)
276
00:13:18,428 --> 00:13:19,968
Nope.
277
00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:21,070
(SIGHS)
278
00:13:21,071 --> 00:13:22,301
Hope he was still
under warranty.
279
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,037
Okay, we're going in.
280
00:13:29,039 --> 00:13:31,239
No matter what,
stay behind me.
281
00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:32,881
Duh.
No problem.
282
00:13:32,883 --> 00:13:35,193
Double duh.
Clearly, we're
not going first.
283
00:13:37,347 --> 00:13:39,317
Thanks.
284
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,549
Okay, on two! One, two!
285
00:13:43,193 --> 00:13:44,323
Halt!
286
00:13:45,455 --> 00:13:47,155
Identifying intruders.
287
00:13:47,157 --> 00:13:49,897
Young Jessie.
Our creator, Ravi.
288
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,960
Dance-ketball
Hall of Famer, Luke.
289
00:13:51,962 --> 00:13:53,062
Zuri Smith.
290
00:13:53,063 --> 00:13:54,433
And some blonde girl.
291
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,906
My name is Emma!
292
00:14:05,475 --> 00:14:07,145
You're next!
293
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,417
Snap-a-doodle-doo!
294
00:14:09,319 --> 00:14:10,949
Get back here, rust bucket!
295
00:14:11,581 --> 00:14:12,981
(CRASHING)
296
00:14:18,628 --> 00:14:22,458
I feel so much better.
297
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:25,042
Jessie, we came
to save you.
I mean, me.
298
00:14:25,035 --> 00:14:27,965
You? Us?
See, this is why
I hate time travel.
299
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,468
Intruder alert!
300
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,139
I'll hold those bots off!
301
00:14:31,141 --> 00:14:34,141
Listen, the mainframe
controlling all the robots
is in the kitchen.
302
00:14:34,144 --> 00:14:37,154
Your mission is to destroy it,
and save the world!
303
00:14:37,147 --> 00:14:39,047
BERTRAM-BOT:
Must terminate intruder.
304
00:14:39,049 --> 00:14:41,209
Not if I terminate you first.
(GRUNTING)
305
00:14:47,557 --> 00:14:50,957
What horrors
will we have to fight
beyond that door?
306
00:14:50,961 --> 00:14:52,221
I'm not sure.
307
00:14:52,222 --> 00:14:54,292
But if no one
knows Emma's name,
it'll be a cakewalk.
308
00:14:57,567 --> 00:14:59,167
(ALL GASP)
309
00:14:59,169 --> 00:15:00,199
Hiya, kids.
310
00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:03,932
Bertram, you,
you look different.
311
00:15:03,934 --> 00:15:05,644
Did you get a haircut?
312
00:15:07,978 --> 00:15:10,338
Yes! I also had
my body replaced
313
00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:12,110
with a giant
mainframe computer,
314
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,082
so I can live forever.
315
00:15:14,084 --> 00:15:16,094
Plus, I save a fortune
on underwear.
316
00:15:17,687 --> 00:15:21,087
Leave it to you
to find another way
to avoid moving.
317
00:15:21,091 --> 00:15:23,951
Too bad you set up shop
in bad guy central.
318
00:15:23,954 --> 00:15:26,234
I am bad guy central!
319
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,296
Everyone blames
Ravi's programming,
320
00:15:28,298 --> 00:15:31,398
but I turned the bots evil
to take over the world.
321
00:15:31,401 --> 00:15:32,961
(ALL GASP)
322
00:15:32,963 --> 00:15:36,213
Thank the gods,
the apocalypse
is not my fault!
323
00:15:38,168 --> 00:15:40,208
The kids made me evil.
324
00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:42,410
All the years of teasing.
325
00:15:42,412 --> 00:15:44,242
"Dead people
take shorter naps."
326
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,454
"Your food tastes like feet!"
327
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,445
Why did you say those things?
328
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,177
Have you tried
your egg salad?
329
00:15:51,281 --> 00:15:53,321
The final straw was Luke
330
00:15:53,323 --> 00:15:57,593
putting an exploding dye pack
in my favorite utensil drawer.
331
00:15:57,587 --> 00:16:00,287
It ruined
all my best friends.
332
00:16:00,290 --> 00:16:03,060
Tom the Turkey Thermometer,
Larry the Ladle,
333
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,643
Charlie the Cheese Grater!
334
00:16:05,635 --> 00:16:07,335
(ELECTRICITY SIZZLING)
335
00:16:07,337 --> 00:16:09,537
Your head
is turning really red.
336
00:16:09,539 --> 00:16:11,439
Is there some knob
I should turn down?
337
00:16:13,703 --> 00:16:17,113
So, when Ravi created
the first Bertram-bot
338
00:16:17,107 --> 00:16:21,347
I saw a chance to make sure
no one ever teased me again!
339
00:16:21,351 --> 00:16:24,081
So, Armageddon
is Luke's fault.
340
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,694
That makes much more sense.
341
00:16:28,158 --> 00:16:29,618
Look, Bertram,
342
00:16:29,619 --> 00:16:33,189
I'm sorry you never
got the respect you
deserved from the kids,
343
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:36,573
but that's no excuse
to take over the world
and wipe out humanity.
344
00:16:36,566 --> 00:16:38,066
If we bothered you
that much,
345
00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:40,028
you should've just
cried in the shower
like Jessie does.
346
00:16:40,030 --> 00:16:41,730
Exactly. Wait.
How do you know that?
347
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,313
Thin walls, loud sobs.
348
00:16:46,376 --> 00:16:48,106
Enough chit-chat!
349
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,438
It's time to try out
my new Human Magnet.
350
00:16:51,441 --> 00:16:53,111
(ALL SCREAMING)
351
00:16:56,186 --> 00:16:58,386
I'm finally having fun
in this kitchen.
352
00:16:58,388 --> 00:17:01,148
And now,
it's termination time!
353
00:17:01,151 --> 00:17:03,091
(GRUNTS)
354
00:17:03,093 --> 00:17:06,133
Ooh, you're gonna throw me
in the dumbwaiter? So scary.
355
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:12,029
Oh, the dumbwaiter has teeth.
356
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,231
I think I just
tinkled a little.
357
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,814
(GRUNTS)
358
00:17:15,805 --> 00:17:18,605
Hey, my joy-buzzer!
I must've dropped it here.
359
00:17:18,608 --> 00:17:20,508
I'm sorry I blamed you, Zuri.
360
00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:24,140
I forgive you.
And I'm sorry I take
your stuff sometimes.
361
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,124
Who cares!
362
00:17:25,115 --> 00:17:27,145
You're missing
the big picture.
363
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,647
I never got famous!
364
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,780
I should've moved
to LA, but no,
365
00:17:32,782 --> 00:17:35,832
I had to do theater!
'Cause TV was beneath me!
366
00:17:35,825 --> 00:17:37,525
(GRUNTING)
367
00:17:37,527 --> 00:17:39,327
Jessie, try the joy-buzzer.
368
00:17:39,329 --> 00:17:41,359
The real Bertram
always hated it.
369
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:42,691
(BOTH GRUNT)
370
00:17:51,201 --> 00:17:52,241
(LOUD BELCH)
371
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,413
Okay,
either I'm getting a raise
or I'm quitting.
372
00:17:58,308 --> 00:18:00,778
Emma, could you get me closer
to that panel?
373
00:18:01,711 --> 00:18:03,381
No, I can't do it!
374
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:06,123
Sort of like
how you could not
become famous?
375
00:18:06,116 --> 00:18:07,256
(GRUNTS)
376
00:18:07,257 --> 00:18:10,317
(YELLS)
377
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,320
Oh! Oh, stop! That tickles!
378
00:18:12,322 --> 00:18:13,822
(CHUCKLING)
379
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,825
BERTRAM:
My beautiful robot army!
380
00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:19,267
(SOBBING)
381
00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:21,530
You kids ruin everything!
382
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:28,105
Thank you for everything,
Miss Future Jessie.
383
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,677
Thank you. Now that
the Bertram-bots
are defeated,
384
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,680
maybe I can go back
to my acting career.
385
00:18:32,682 --> 00:18:36,152
Yeah! I'm sure there's
lots of roles
for one-eyed old ladies.
386
00:18:36,146 --> 00:18:37,846
(ALL LAUGHING)
387
00:18:37,847 --> 00:18:39,787
Watch it.
I could still throw you
in that dumbwaiter.
388
00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:44,121
So, did we have
an acting career?
389
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,163
Depends. Do you consider
Lord of the Rings On Ice
acting?
390
00:18:48,558 --> 00:18:49,898
I'll take it.
391
00:18:49,899 --> 00:18:52,859
Before we go back,
I just have one question.
392
00:18:52,862 --> 00:18:54,902
What happened to our eye?
393
00:18:54,904 --> 00:18:58,674
Long story short,
never take up needlepoint.
394
00:18:58,668 --> 00:18:59,908
Noted.
395
00:19:01,271 --> 00:19:02,841
Good-bye, future me.
Take care.
396
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,554
(LUKE GASPS)
397
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,615
Jessie just hugged herself!
398
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,918
(SIGHS) Take me now!
399
00:19:11,421 --> 00:19:14,921
What about the Bertram head?
Anyone for bowling?
400
00:19:14,924 --> 00:19:18,294
Sorry, he is
otherwise engaged.
401
00:19:18,288 --> 00:19:21,388
(LAUGHING)
402
00:19:21,391 --> 00:19:24,891
I can't believe I'm going
to spend eternity vacuuming!
403
00:19:24,894 --> 00:19:27,644
(BERTRAM SOBBING)
404
00:19:27,637 --> 00:19:29,937
You know,
I'm happy we
saved the world,
405
00:19:29,939 --> 00:19:32,269
but I'm still bummed
I grow up to be a nobody.
406
00:19:32,942 --> 00:19:35,552
Emma. Look.
407
00:19:35,545 --> 00:19:36,905
You may never be famous,
408
00:19:36,906 --> 00:19:39,376
but you'll always
be someone to us.
409
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:43,179
Thanks. But I want
to be someone
to people that matter.
410
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,482
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
411
00:19:46,856 --> 00:19:49,516
ALL: Whee!
412
00:19:49,519 --> 00:19:53,289
Get this, if Emma
had read a science journal
instead of gossip columns,
413
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:56,833
she would've learned
that she actually invented
time travel.
414
00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:59,266
Emma? Emma Ross?
415
00:19:59,269 --> 00:20:02,599
Never underestimate a girl
determined to break
the space-time continuum
416
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:05,282
to get the inside track
on next season's fashions.
417
00:20:05,275 --> 00:20:06,935
But why didn't you tell her?
418
00:20:06,936 --> 00:20:08,376
I didn't want
to deal with her ego.
419
00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:10,478
She gets a pretty
big head because of it.
420
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,715
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
421
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,217
Thank the gods,
we are back.
422
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,389
Does anybody else
have a bad case
of time travel tummy?
423
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:30,304
No. But I'm gonna
go friend Jaden Smith
on Facepage.
424
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:33,760
Meanwhile, I need to go toss
that needlepoint starter kit.
425
00:20:33,763 --> 00:20:37,843
Luke, please don't set off
that dye pack causing
the end of humanity.
426
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,407
About that,
427
00:20:39,409 --> 00:20:41,369
I already put it in Bertram's
utensil drawer this morning.
428
00:20:42,572 --> 00:20:45,522
And it's going off in ten,
429
00:20:45,515 --> 00:20:47,015
nine...
I'm on it!
430
00:20:48,578 --> 00:20:51,418
Hey, stop rummaging
through my friends!
431
00:20:51,421 --> 00:20:55,291
Quiet!
Saving the world here.
Got it!
432
00:20:55,285 --> 00:20:59,555
Four, three, two, one!
433
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:00,789
(EXPLOSION)
434
00:21:02,992 --> 00:21:07,702
Aw, man!
Now I look like a grape,
with really cute hair.
435
00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:11,039
Does this stuff come out?
436
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,000
Oh, sure.
(CHUCKLING)
437
00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:13,341
(MOUTHING)
438
00:21:15,004 --> 00:21:16,014
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
439
00:21:19,349 --> 00:21:21,979
Hiya, kids.
(SING-SONG) I'm back!
440
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,881
You should've terminated me
when you had the chance.
441
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,294
(LAUGHING)
442
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,285
(ALL SCREAMING)
443
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:31,719
And that, Luke,
is what could happen
444
00:21:31,721 --> 00:21:34,991
if you continue
with this prank!
445
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:39,034
So, the whole point
of that ridiculous story
you just told is,
446
00:21:39,028 --> 00:21:40,798
if I pull this dye pack prank,
447
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,830
it'll turn Bertram
into an evil head,
448
00:21:42,832 --> 00:21:46,582
and he'll use robots
you haven't invented yet
to enslave the human race?
449
00:21:47,076 --> 00:21:48,576
Yes.
450
00:21:49,979 --> 00:21:51,039
Eh. Still worth it.
451
00:21:53,783 --> 00:21:55,953
BERTRAM: You guys
are gonna pay for this.
452
00:21:55,945 --> 00:21:57,415
There. He looks perfect.
453
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,620
Let's put more
lipstick on him.
(LAUGHS)
454
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:06,063
Uh, no.
That would make him
look cheap.
455
00:22:06,055 --> 00:22:08,425
(LAUGHS)
456
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,058
No! Get away from me!
457
00:22:10,059 --> 00:22:13,029
(MOCKINGLY)
You're a pretty,
pretty princess.
458
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:14,502
(SOBBING)
459
00:22:14,504 --> 00:22:15,944
Not that pretty!
460
00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:18,505
There is not enough
makeup in the world.
461
00:22:18,508 --> 00:22:20,338
(ALL LAUGHING)
462
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,869
(SOBBING) You guys are mean.
463
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,724
(SCREAMS)
464
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:30,677
(PANTING) What was that?
465
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,680
My body.
466
00:22:33,423 --> 00:22:34,923
And I thought your
leftover meatloaf
looked bad.
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