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Jessie, can I
bring Lucy,
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our class bunny rabbit,
home for the weekend?
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Zuri! When it comes
to responsibility,
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you don't have
a great track record.
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Remember when
you promised to start
flossing regularly?
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I floss my teeth!
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Really? At your
last cleaning,
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there was so
much blood,
the dentist fainted.
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He went down
like a submarine.
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Wow! That is some
hyperactive homework.
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Huh!
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Hmm, that's
interesting.
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I don't remember
packing you
a bunny for lunch.
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I might've already
volunteered. Oops.
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Zuri, the sewers
are overflowing
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with all the fish
you forgot to feed.
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And I don't think
we can flush a bunny.
(RABBIT SQUEAKS)
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That won't happen
this time, I promise!
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Please, please, please!
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Wow, three pleases,
the puppy dog eyes,
and a head tilt.
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The begging trifecta!
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I don't stand
a chance, do I?
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Nope. Give in
or I'll close
with a lip quiver
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and a single tear.
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Fine. I give.
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Next time
I negotiate
with you,
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I'm wearing
a blindfold
and headphones.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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See, I like
flag football
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because it lacks
the physical
contact that makes
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traditional football
so perilous.
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So you want
to play with them?
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Oh, dear gods, no.
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Ooh! That's
Brett Summers.
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Isn't he dreamy?
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I am so
crushing on him.
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(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMS)
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And now he is
crushing on you.
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Sorry! My bad.
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You okay, Emma?
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Sure, spleens
are overrated.
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Anyway, great catch.
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So, you like
football?
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Love it!
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It's my third
favorite thing
that involves feet.
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After shoes
and pedicures.
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Do you want
to watch the game
with me tomorrow?
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Sure! Let's
watch it in my
screening room.
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We have
a 75-inch screen
and free popcorn!
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Sold! And I promise
not to use you as
a tackling dummy.
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Even if you are
the prettiest one
I've ever clobbered.
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(GIGGLING)
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He thinks
I'm pretty!
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Compared to
a tackling dummy.
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Emma, you know less
about sports than I do.
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And I thought
the Super Bowl
was what
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Bertram ate
soup out of.
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Guess what,
everyone?
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I'm taking care
of the class bunny
this weekend.
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Bunny?
There's a bunny
in the house?
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Why do I feel like
the crazy-train is
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about to pull
into Bertramville?
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I happen to have
an intense
rabbit phobia!
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All aboard...
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Once my mommy
took me to the mall
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to see the
Easter Bunny.
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And I sat on his
moth-eaten suit
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and stared at his
red, glowing eyes.
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Then he made that
horrible bunny face!
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(HISSING)
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(SNARLING)
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Long story short,
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I wet myself
and the Easter Bunny.
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Poor Bertram.
How old were you?
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(CLEARS THROAT)
Fourteen.
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Bertram, there's
nothing to be
afraid of. See?
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(SCREAMING)
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And the crazy-train
has left the station.
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Can we please give
Bertram the day off
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so he doesn't embarrass
me in front of Brett
when we watch the game?
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Considering you
think the quarterback
is the guy who
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makes change
for the team,
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Bertram's pee
stories are the least
of your problems.
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Hey, if you need
advice about sports,
why not ask Luke?
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It may be the only time
he can give you anything.
Besides lice.
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Luke, would you
mind helping me
learn about sports?
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00:05:03,934 --> 00:05:06,684
Let's see,
would you mind
calling me
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Lord Master
of Awesomeness?
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How about I stop
calling you "Vomit Bag"
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and do your chores
for three days?
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Deal.
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Hold the phone,
we have chores?
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Ravi, whatcha doin'?
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Failing to understand
what you people find
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so cute about
this creature.
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It has no claws,
no fangs,
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no thirst
for blood.
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Ravi, you may find
this hard to believe,
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but most people
prefer their pets
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not to be
flesh-eating monsters.
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I guess it
takes all kinds.
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You see, this is
exactly what
I was afraid of.
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Zuri didn't fill up
Lucy's food dish.
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Zuri was
irresponsible?
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In other obvious news,
the sun rose this morning.
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(SQUEAKING)
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Seriously, how hard
is it to take care
of one little bunny?
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Uh-oh.
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Apparently, pretty hard.
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Ravi, something
totally horrible
has happened!
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The Earth slipped
from its axis
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and we are hurtling
toward cosmic doom!
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(SCREAMING)
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Worse. I lost
a bunny!
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Ahh!
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Hey, watch it!
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I am the only small,
adorable creature
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you have not lost yet!
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Help me! I can't
believe she's gone!
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Who's gone?
One of the girls?
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Did Christina
finally take my
suggestion
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about boarding school?
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Please, please,
please...
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No, Lucy escaped.
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You mean there's
a bloodthirsty,
savage rodent
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running around
the apartment?
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No, I mean
there's a cute,
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snuggly bunny running
around the apartment.
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Po-tay-toe, poh-tat-toe.
It's all fun and games
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until someone is
nuzzled to death
in their sleep!
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(BAWLING)
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(FOOTBALL PLAYING ONSCREEN)
So, Emma,
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do you think
the Jets will
make the playoffs?
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Good question.
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Do I think
the Jets will
make the playoffs?
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EMMA: Um...
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(BEEPS)
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Not if their
quarterback
can't figure out
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how to beat
a zone blimp.
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You mean, "blitz."
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Stupid auto-correct.
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So, who do
you think will
make the playoffs?
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Oh!
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(BEEPING)
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Definitely the
Green Bay Porkers.
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LUKE: Packers!
Dang this phone!
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Who's that?
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(CHUCKLES)
Oh, hey, Brett.
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Luke? What's going on?
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Yeah, Luke,
what is going on?
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Really, Emma?
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You wanna play
that game?
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Oh, okay.
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Brett,
the truth is,
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I wanted you
to like me,
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so I pretended
to know a lot
about sports.
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I asked Luke
to tell me
what to say.
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I can't believe
you did that!
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That's so cool!
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No girl's ever done
anything that nice
for me before.
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Touchdown,
Jets! Yes!
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Aw, man,
I missed it!
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Upper deck, bro!
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Ow!
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Dude, you gotta stay
and watch the rest
of the game with us.
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Sweet, I'm in!
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Luke, don't you
think you're being
a little rude?
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(SCOFFS)
Right, where
are my manners?
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Brett, would you
like anything to drink?
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I could go
for a root beer.
Good idea!
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Emma, two root beers.
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And extra ice
for my hand.
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Lucy. Lucy!
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Who's a good bunny?
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Well, she is
not in here.
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ZURI: Jessie!
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(SCREAMING)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
Hey, Zuri.
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Have you seen Lucy?
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I can't keep
track of all your
little friends.
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Lucy! Short, furry,
poops on the floor?
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Hmm. Could you
be more specific?
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I must've left
the cage open,
and she escaped.
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I am so
irresponsible!
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No, no.
You didn't
lose Lucy.
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You're doing
a great job.
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I took Lucy
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to the bunny groomers.
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Why? She wasn't dirty.
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True.
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But, I had
a coupon
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which was about
to expire.
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Yes, that's it.
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Are you sure you
don't mind playing
a board game
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instead of
watching football?
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No. I'm sure
I'll love playing
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Chick Chat.
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It's my favorite!
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You get to share
secrets, earn
good-hair-day points,
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and everybody wins.
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00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,680
So really,
it's a lot
like football.
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00:10:12,683 --> 00:10:16,323
Right. Only without
the sports. Or fun.
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(PHONE BEEPS)
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(LAUGHING)
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00:10:21,091 --> 00:10:22,251
Who's that?
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No one.
Um, can I
go first?
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Okay. One, two,
three, four, five, six.
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(GASPS)
Oh no,
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you landed on
a Nothing-to-Wear
Square!
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00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:37,144
Now you have to
go back two spaces
and buy a date outfit.
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00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,367
You mean like
new sneakers?
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(GASPS)
Sneakers
on a date?
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I'm going to pretend
you didn't say that.
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Sorry. I guess
I'm better at games
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where I get to hit
or tackle someone.
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Well, if you draw
a hissy fit card,
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you get to slap
the person
to your left!
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(PHONE BEEPS)
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Hey, uh, sorry, Emma,
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but I'm actually
gonna have to split.
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I have to,
uh, study.
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But I thought we
were going to go
see that rom-com.
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00:11:04,294 --> 00:11:07,204
The Really Attractive
Woman Who's Single
for No Reason.
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I would love to,
but my studies
come first.
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You know how
much athletes care
about education.
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00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,253
Can't you go
see the movie with
one of your friends?
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I guess so.
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00:11:17,347 --> 00:11:18,407
Great!
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00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:26,794
(GASPS)
He deleted
his texts?
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00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,257
Why would
he do that?
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00:11:28,258 --> 00:11:29,788
Something's
going on.
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00:11:36,426 --> 00:11:37,426
Umm...
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00:11:38,328 --> 00:11:39,828
Here's your jacket,
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which has an
unbelievable amount
of pockets by the way.
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00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,314
Have fun studying.
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00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,275
What? Oh, right.
250
00:11:47,277 --> 00:11:49,877
Uh, learning rocks!
Have fun at
your movie!
251
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,241
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
252
00:11:52,242 --> 00:11:53,812
What's wrong, Emma?
253
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,794
Did you land on a
Nothing-to-Wear-Square?
254
00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:00,347
No, I think
Brett might be
cheating on me.
255
00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:02,890
Look, I found
this phone number
in his pocket.
256
00:12:02,893 --> 00:12:04,153
I bet it's
from a girl!
257
00:12:04,154 --> 00:12:06,834
Emma, do not jump
to conclusions. Okay?
258
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,727
One time I thought
a guy was cheating on me
259
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,228
because he always
smelled like perfume,
260
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,830
and had lipstick
on his collar.
261
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,132
And was he?
Yes.
262
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,074
You know what,
that was a bad example.
263
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,508
Anyway, does
it make you
feel better?
264
00:12:19,509 --> 00:12:21,739
Well, it certainly
makes me feel
worse for you.
265
00:12:22,512 --> 00:12:24,982
Don't you move,
you little rodent.
266
00:12:24,975 --> 00:12:27,075
Whoa! Back off,
old lady!
267
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,148
Not you! Look!
268
00:12:32,522 --> 00:12:33,522
Come here!
269
00:12:34,184 --> 00:12:35,194
Ahh!
270
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,257
One rabbit's foot
may be good luck,
271
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,389
but four of them
are kicking my butt.
272
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,104
♪ My chili is perfect
273
00:12:46,096 --> 00:12:47,866
♪ Never is runny
274
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:50,198
♪ Needs chili powder ♪
275
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,470
(SCREAMING)
It's a bunny!
276
00:12:52,302 --> 00:12:53,502
(YELPING)
277
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,045
Get off me!
No! Aah!
278
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,509
You found Lucy?
279
00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:02,280
She attacked me!
280
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:06,292
I managed to fight
her off and she went
up the back stairs.
281
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,556
I think I was
nibbled pretty bad.
282
00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:12,359
Bertram,
I'd help you find
a support group
283
00:13:12,362 --> 00:13:15,932
but I'm pretty sure
no one else on
Earth has this problem.
284
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:26,013
Emma? I thought
you went to
some chick flick.
285
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,076
I did,
but I left early.
286
00:13:28,078 --> 00:13:31,438
I don't want to watch
some girl get the guy
when I'm losing mine.
287
00:13:31,441 --> 00:13:33,141
Brett's cheating
on me!
288
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,353
Oh, that's
terrible!
289
00:13:35,345 --> 00:13:38,345
And after you
gave him the best
48 hours of your life.
290
00:13:39,549 --> 00:13:41,449
You know what,
291
00:13:41,451 --> 00:13:44,091
I think you should
have a night out
on the town anyway.
292
00:13:44,094 --> 00:13:46,464
Because I shouldn't
let some silly boy
get me down?
293
00:13:46,456 --> 00:13:49,296
Because it means
more chili for me.
294
00:13:49,299 --> 00:13:52,399
You know what?
I'm not going to just
sit here and be upset.
295
00:13:52,402 --> 00:13:55,312
I'm going to call
this other woman
and find out who she is.
296
00:13:55,305 --> 00:13:57,265
Again, only
interested in
your problem
297
00:13:57,267 --> 00:13:59,167
inasmuch as it
pertains to chili.
298
00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:03,512
(PHONE RINGING)
(FOOTBALL PLAYING ONSCREEN)
299
00:14:03,513 --> 00:14:04,513
(BOTH GIGGLING)
300
00:14:07,377 --> 00:14:09,147
Hey, Emma.
How's the movie?
301
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,419
Well, there's
a lot more
heartbreak
302
00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:13,480
and betrayal than
I was expecting!
303
00:14:13,483 --> 00:14:16,263
Emma, I swear,
it's not what
it looks like.
304
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,456
Good. Because it looks
like my new boyfriend
305
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,158
lied to me about
having to study
306
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,260
so he could
watch football
with my brother!
307
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:25,172
(SMACKS LIPS)
Well, then I guess
it is what it looks like.
308
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:30,067
Dude, FYI,
awesome ringtone.
309
00:14:31,241 --> 00:14:32,571
Thanks, man.
310
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,513
You get me.
311
00:14:35,505 --> 00:14:38,575
Luke, are
you wearing
Brett's jersey?
312
00:14:39,409 --> 00:14:40,649
I got cold.
313
00:14:44,354 --> 00:14:46,924
Lucy! Lucy!
314
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,092
Lucy!
315
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,674
Jessie!
316
00:14:55,665 --> 00:14:58,395
Ravi, uh, how long
have you been
standing there?
317
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,928
Do not worry.
I did not see you
318
00:14:59,930 --> 00:15:02,370
put that $5 bill
in your boot.
319
00:15:04,274 --> 00:15:07,084
But I have
dire news.
320
00:15:07,077 --> 00:15:09,077
It can wait.
We have to
find Lucy!
321
00:15:09,079 --> 00:15:12,409
I am afraid
Mrs. Kipling
beat us to it.
322
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:16,122
I found what
was left of Lucy in
Mrs. Kipling's cage.
323
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,616
(GASPS)
324
00:15:18,348 --> 00:15:19,448
No!
325
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,152
Jessie, what's
the matter?
326
00:15:24,154 --> 00:15:27,334
It (STAMMERS)
just occurred
to me that I
327
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,297
should've gone
to college.
328
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,261
What's that ball
of fluff you've
got in your hand?
329
00:15:34,264 --> 00:15:36,444
Ravi's belly button lint.
330
00:15:38,108 --> 00:15:41,138
I have a very
deep innie.
331
00:15:43,273 --> 00:15:44,243
Oh.
332
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,481
I can't believe
Mrs. Kipling ate
Lucy for lunch!
333
00:15:54,484 --> 00:15:56,464
Technically,
it was more
tea time.
334
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,387
Who cares what
time it was?
335
00:15:59,389 --> 00:16:01,329
The point is
Zuri's class pet
is halfway down
336
00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:03,661
a giant
lizard's colon!
337
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,003
Technically,
it would only
be in her...
338
00:16:05,996 --> 00:16:07,196
Correct me again
at your own risk!
339
00:16:08,638 --> 00:16:10,168
Got it.
340
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,370
Stomach.
341
00:16:12,202 --> 00:16:13,742
What am I
going to do?
342
00:16:13,743 --> 00:16:16,153
I gave Zuri this
big speech about
being responsible.
343
00:16:16,146 --> 00:16:17,506
And now,
because of me,
344
00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:20,007
Lucy hippity-hopped
into the light.
345
00:16:21,051 --> 00:16:23,711
Here is a wacky idea.
You could tell
Zuri the truth.
346
00:16:23,713 --> 00:16:25,063
I can't do that!
347
00:16:25,055 --> 00:16:26,415
Because it would
break her heart?
348
00:16:26,416 --> 00:16:28,656
Because she would
break my legs!
349
00:16:28,658 --> 00:16:30,188
Remember what
Zuri did to that
kid in the park
350
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,460
who lost her doll?
351
00:16:31,461 --> 00:16:32,761
I have never seen
352
00:16:32,762 --> 00:16:35,702
someone picked
up by their
nostrils before.
353
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,525
It was a snot-filled horror.
354
00:16:39,029 --> 00:16:41,599
(SIGHS) This is
all my fault.
355
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,231
Wait! I have
an idea.
356
00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:46,343
Oh, I cannot
wait to hear
your great idea.
357
00:16:46,336 --> 00:16:48,636
All I need are
some cotton balls,
animal safe dye,
358
00:16:48,638 --> 00:16:49,638
and a new rabbit!
359
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,411
And I continue to wait.
360
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,745
Brett, if you
wanted to watch
the game with Luke,
361
00:16:57,747 --> 00:16:58,787
why didn't you
just tell me?
362
00:16:58,788 --> 00:17:00,448
I didn't
want to hurt
your feelings.
363
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:02,120
Well, it's too
late for that!
364
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,622
Emma,
I really
think...
365
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:04,623
Luke, I can't
believe you
did this to me.
366
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,604
No, don't
blame him.
367
00:17:06,596 --> 00:17:08,526
I knew you wanted
to see that movie,
368
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,428
but I really
wanted to watch
the game with Luke.
369
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,231
It's my fault.
I was weak!
370
00:17:13,663 --> 00:17:15,033
So weak.
371
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,037
I just can't look
at you right now.
372
00:17:20,110 --> 00:17:23,040
Enough! This is
all my fault!
373
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,472
No, Luke, don't
blame yourself!
374
00:17:24,474 --> 00:17:27,324
Please, Brett,
I feel cheap
enough as it is.
375
00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:31,650
I'm sorry, Emma.
376
00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:35,834
There's only
one thing to do.
377
00:17:35,825 --> 00:17:39,785
Brett, I don't
think we should see
each other anymore.
378
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,831
Have I cherished
our time together?
379
00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:47,273
Yes. But it's over.
380
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,367
Luke, no!
381
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,698
We'll always have
the Jets game.
382
00:17:49,699 --> 00:17:51,099
Luke, don't be rash!
383
00:17:51,101 --> 00:17:53,701
I said it's over!
384
00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:01,748
What the heck
just happened here?
385
00:18:01,751 --> 00:18:03,681
I made a mistake.
386
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,393
I should have never
come between you
and your boyfriend.
387
00:18:06,356 --> 00:18:07,486
Can you forgive me?
388
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,657
I guess so.
389
00:18:09,659 --> 00:18:11,689
And the truth is,
390
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,791
Brett and I really
don't have that
much in common.
391
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:18,703
And I think he was
only pretending
to like Chick Chat.
392
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,728
Emma! Are you
saying what
I think you're saying?
393
00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:22,670
Yeah, I'm going
to break up with him.
394
00:18:22,672 --> 00:18:24,802
He's all yours.
(GASPS) Yes!
395
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,714
Thank you,
thank you,
thank you!
396
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,506
Brett! Come back!
The Rangers game
is on in twenty minutes!
397
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,712
Okay, this
is gonna work.
398
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:35,724
How can you be sure?
399
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,185
'Cause I got
nothing else.
400
00:18:38,548 --> 00:18:41,388
There, they
could be twins.
401
00:18:41,391 --> 00:18:43,391
Zuri will never
know the difference.
402
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:50,127
Hey, what
happened to Lucy?
403
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,699
Guard your
nostrils.
404
00:18:52,802 --> 00:18:55,472
What, Zuri,
what do you mean?
405
00:18:55,465 --> 00:18:57,265
Nothing happened
to good old Lucy.
406
00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:59,737
Which is
this little
gal right here.
407
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,239
Lucy, the bunny.
408
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,542
She looks different.
409
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,224
And her nose
is twitching
a lot slower.
410
00:19:07,217 --> 00:19:09,347
No, it's not.
(CHUCKLES)
411
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:16,763
Jessie, why are
you twitching
her nose?
412
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,756
It's just a little game
we play, see?
413
00:19:21,831 --> 00:19:22,931
Fun!
414
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:29,935
Okay, I think Lucy
and I will just
head upstairs.
415
00:19:29,939 --> 00:19:32,899
And not because
you're freaking
me out at all.
416
00:19:35,745 --> 00:19:37,905
You can stop
playing with
my nose now.
417
00:19:39,909 --> 00:19:43,909
Sorry. See, I told
you she'd believe
that's her bunny!
418
00:19:43,913 --> 00:19:47,623
This is not my bunny.
419
00:19:47,617 --> 00:19:49,587
What makes
you think that?
420
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:50,789
Her spots
are coming off,
421
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,660
and she smells
like Mom after
a hair appointment.
422
00:19:55,465 --> 00:19:59,295
Because, I gave Lucy
some low lights.
423
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:02,269
It really minimizes
those ears.
424
00:20:02,272 --> 00:20:03,772
Where is Lucy?
425
00:20:03,773 --> 00:20:05,783
Okay, the truth is
426
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,836
I lost Lucy.
427
00:20:08,838 --> 00:20:10,538
(GASPS)
What?
428
00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:13,580
Please tell me that's
just the name
of an old TV show.
429
00:20:14,744 --> 00:20:16,594
(BERTRAM SCREAMING)
430
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,787
BERTRAM: The horror!
431
00:20:18,788 --> 00:20:19,818
The horror!
432
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:22,390
BOTH: Lucy!
433
00:20:22,392 --> 00:20:23,692
Here, take this.
434
00:20:23,693 --> 00:20:24,823
(SCREAMING)
435
00:20:29,759 --> 00:20:31,859
Bertram, calm
yourself, man!
436
00:20:31,861 --> 00:20:33,761
Even I am
embarrassed
for you,
437
00:20:33,763 --> 00:20:35,973
and I am afraid
of safety pins.
438
00:20:35,965 --> 00:20:37,335
Really?
439
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,937
There is nothing
safe about them!
440
00:20:41,311 --> 00:20:44,511
Look... Look what
that monster left
in the dumbwaiter!
441
00:20:48,378 --> 00:20:49,718
(ALL GASP)
442
00:20:49,719 --> 00:20:53,579
Wow! Where did
all these bunnies
come from?
443
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,933
Uh, that
conversation is
above my pay grade.
444
00:20:57,787 --> 00:20:59,527
Oh, well,
that explains
445
00:20:59,529 --> 00:21:01,759
why no matter
how many times
I fed her,
446
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,931
Lucy's bowl
was always empty.
447
00:21:03,933 --> 00:21:07,873
She was
eating for
14, 15, 16!
448
00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:10,838
Yuck, make
that 17.
449
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,513
That's just nasty!
450
00:21:17,647 --> 00:21:19,647
(SIGHS)
But the good news is,
451
00:21:19,649 --> 00:21:21,849
Lucy is not
dead after all.
452
00:21:21,851 --> 00:21:23,881
Say what now?
453
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,823
That piece
of fluff I found in
Mrs. Kipling's cage
454
00:21:26,816 --> 00:21:29,856
must have come
from Emma's
faux fur jacket!
455
00:21:29,859 --> 00:21:30,819
What?
456
00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:33,990
Uh-oh, someone
drew a hissy fit card.
457
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,673
This innie is outtie!
458
00:21:37,867 --> 00:21:38,827
(RAVI SCREAMING)
459
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,670
Zuri, I'm really
sorry I doubted you.
460
00:21:43,673 --> 00:21:46,743
You are an incredibly
responsible young lady.
461
00:21:46,736 --> 00:21:47,776
Thanks, Jessie.
462
00:21:47,777 --> 00:21:49,807
Try to remember that
463
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,839
when you go
to that meeting with
my teacher tomorrow.
464
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:53,712
What meeting?
465
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:54,843
(WHISPERS)
We'll talk.
466
00:21:56,986 --> 00:21:59,716
I can't wait for
baseball season!
(FOOTBALL PLAYING ONSCREEN)
467
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,689
My dad
has Yankees
season tickets.
468
00:22:01,691 --> 00:22:04,551
Wait! You're
a Yankees fan?
469
00:22:04,554 --> 00:22:06,904
Of course! If you
live in New York,
you're a Yankees fan.
470
00:22:06,896 --> 00:22:09,326
Unless you're
a Mets fan!
471
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,798
Ugh! How do you
sleep at night?
472
00:22:13,863 --> 00:22:17,473
In my Yankees jammies,
on my Yankees sheets,
473
00:22:17,467 --> 00:22:19,907
under my 27
Yankees World
Series pennants!
474
00:22:19,909 --> 00:22:23,669
Which I believe
is twenty-five more
than your team has.
475
00:22:24,874 --> 00:22:27,884
How dare you!
This is over!
476
00:22:27,877 --> 00:22:29,517
Oh, I'm afraid it is.
477
00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:31,950
And Brett...
478
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,781
Yeah, Luke?
Leave the pizza bites.
479
00:22:36,986 --> 00:22:38,426
Gladly.
480
00:22:42,732 --> 00:22:47,642
Bertram, throw
out everything
Brett touched.
481
00:22:47,637 --> 00:22:49,597
Great. So, that
includes you
and Emma.
482
00:22:49,599 --> 00:22:51,069
(LAUGHS)
Yes!
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