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(YELLS)
Hole-in-one! Yeah!
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(BURPS)
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Oh, I see
you and Mrs. Kipling are
playing Putt-Putt Golf.
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Yup. It's totes great,
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except the ball return
is a little slow.
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Yes, I would estimate
one to two days,
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depending on how much
bran she consumes.
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Ravi, you got
a package from India.
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Ooh! It is from the monks
at my old school.
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Look, Mrs. Kipling,
what do you think it is?
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Why ask her?
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Yeah, she's just
an oversized gecko.
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Call her an oversized
gecko again,
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and you will be
coming out of
her ball return.
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Guys, guys, remember
that part I auditioned
for but didn't get?
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You mean all of them?
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Yes. But I'm talking
about the role
in Macbeth.
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Well, I kept
hoping and wishing,
and it finally happened!
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The girl who had
the role got
a broken kneecap.
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You took Tony's uncle
up on his offer?
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No, it was an accident.
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And I saved myself
500 bucks.
(CHUCKLES)
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Wow, Shakespeare
in the Park,
I'm impressed.
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So, which juicy role
are you playing?
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Lady Macbeth,
Lady Macduff?
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No, I'm First Apparition!
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And I have
two whole lines!
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(SCOFFS) Just two?
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I mean, two? Hey!
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(GIGGLES)
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Congratulations, Jessie.
We are so proud of you.
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Thank you, Ravi.
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You know, this is my first
real acting job in New York.
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Other than looking
happy every time
I open my paycheck.
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Tell me about it.
We both deserve
Oscars for that.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Macbeth!
Macbeth!
Macbeth!
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Cease!
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Uh, am I doing
something wrong,
Mr. Lipton?
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Mmm-hmm. Everything!
Oh.
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Your posture,
your enunciation.
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And that lipstick
is hideous!
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You're an apparition,
not a clown.
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Sorry, sir.
It was on sale, my bad.
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Again! And this time,
try not to make me weep
for the acting profession!
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Right, good note.
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(EXHALES) Macbeth! Macb...
Cease!
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Halt!
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Wherefore art
thou talent?
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I don't know what
makes me cringe more,
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your acting,
or the deviled eggs
at Kraft service.
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Too much paprika, Tina!
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Now, Jessie,
watch and learn.
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Oh, I already know
how to make deviled eggs.
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No! I meant watch me!
(WHIMPERS)
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Two time Tony nominee,
and recurring character
on CSI: Albuquerque.
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(WINCES)
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Uh, Cyril,
you okay there?
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Who's his
emergency contact?
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(GASPS)
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Macbeth!
Macbeth!
Macbeth!
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Beware Macduff!
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Beware the thane
of Fife!
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Uh...
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Jessie?
Mmm.
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Did you feel that?
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Sure did.
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I was right
in the splash zone.
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Ravi, are you sure
it's a good idea
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to open up
a strange box from
a foreign country?
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That's how I ended up
with my first wife.
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Long story.
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Ooh, it is an ancient
ceremonial bell.
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Oh, great.
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One more thing
for me to dust.
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(GASPS)
And this is a Gaja Mukta.
An elephant pearl.
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It is a rare
and mysterious object
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rumored to have
magical powers.
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Like what?
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The possibilities
are limitless.
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Maybe it can even
make your hair grow back.
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That's ridiculous.
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More ridiculous than
joining the
Hair Club for Butlers?
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It's a professional
networking organization!
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Whatever you do,
do not touch this.
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I am going to walk
Mrs. Kipling,
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to help her pass
those golf balls.
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Come on, Mrs. Kipling.
(MRS. KIPLING CLICKING)
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I finally got Zuri
tucked into bed.
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After prying her nails
out of my neck.
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Have you ever tried
to tuck in a wolverine?
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What are you doing?
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Rubbing a magic bell
on my head
to grow hair. Duh!
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Did you rub it on your back?
'Cause I can see a small
forest creeping up your neck.
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I'm trying to grow it out,
so I can do
a comb-up-and-over.
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'Sup, grown-up?
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Zuri, I cannot believe
you're out of bed again.
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I can't believe you thought
that tuck would hold me.
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Let's watch TV.
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I've got Reba Fevah,
and Country Countdown's
the cure.
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Uh-uh-uh. No.
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I have to practice my lines
for the play tomorrow night.
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You're playing a ghost.
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How hard is it to walk
on stage and yell, "Boo"?
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Zuri, bed. Now.
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Jessie, no. Catch me.
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Oh, wait a minute!
(LAUGHS)
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Zuri, get back here.
Come here!
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Come here, come here,
come here.
(SCREAMS)
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Gotcha!
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Now, give me the bell
and go to bed, young lady!
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No! You're mean!
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You don't remember what
it's like to be a kid.
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(BELL RINGS)
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What just happened?
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Why am I so short?
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And why do I feel
like I'm falling forward?
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(BOTH GASP)
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Did we just switch bodies?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Zuri, what are we
gonna do?
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I don't know about you,
but Chubbs and I
are staying up all night
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and watching TV
till our eyes bleed.
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Oh, no,
you're not!
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(SHRIEKS)
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Well, that didn't work.
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(LAUGHING)
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Who took all my scarves?
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I need them for
tomorrow night's live,
Kitty Couture Scarf-tacular.
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(YELLING)
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(LOUD CRASH)
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(SPUTTERS)
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Now that was scarf-tacular!
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Thanks a lot,
Jerk of the Jungle!
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Luke! Emma!
Zuri and I were
touching a magic bell
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and then
we switched bodies!
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Not now, Zuri,
I've got big people
problems.
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Me, too! I used
to be big people!
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Zuri, tell them
you're me.
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Am not.
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Liar, liar,
pants on fire.
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(GASPS) Now,
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go to bed.
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What? You can't
make me go to bed!
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Okay, I'm going
to count to 10.
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Zuri Zenobia Ross,
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you can't count
to 10 on me!
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I count to 10 on you!
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One, two, three...
One, two, three...
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Where is this
going to end?
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I'm guessing 10.
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Look, we need to
switch back
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before my big acting
debut tomorrow night.
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If you go on stage,
it will be a bigger disaster
than my prom night.
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You should go to bed, too,
you big boogers.
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But our bedtime
isn't for an hour.
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And Zuri didn't
have to go.
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Well, she's a lot cuter
than you. A lot.
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Now, move,
you big poopy butts.
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Jessie, did you
just call us "boogers"
and "poopy butts"?
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I have never been
so attracted to you.
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You're nasty.
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Isn't he nasty?
(MOCK RETCHING)
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Ravi, Zuri and I
switched bodies!
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I'm Jessie.
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Oh, Zuri, your child-like
flights of fancy
are always a delight.
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Never change.
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But I am not
making this up!
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I am Jessie!
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And I cannot go through
puberty again!
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I had to go bra shopping
with my dad!
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Okay, I will play along.
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Let us see...
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If you are really Jessie,
then tell me something only
she and I would know.
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You still like to wear
Choo Choo underwear.
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(GASPS)
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Jessie, it is you!
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How did this happen?
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I don't know.
It's your dang bell.
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So the power is real.
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Ravi, you need
to fix this, or I'm sending
you to sports camp.
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(GASPS)
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Very well.
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I'm sure if we comb
the ancient scrolls
and the Internet,
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we will find an answer
within a week or two.
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00:09:46,216 --> 00:09:49,256
What? But my play
is tomorrow night!
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00:09:49,259 --> 00:09:52,619
In that case,
we are up the Ganges
without a pool noodle.
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(HUMMING)
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Zuri, what are you doing?
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Making breakfast.
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00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,971
I'm gonna fry up
some peanut butter.
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00:10:04,635 --> 00:10:06,905
You are not putting
that in my body!
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00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:08,307
Good thinking.
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00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:10,108
If I'm gonna ride
all those roller coasters
at Coney Island,
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00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:13,040
I want to keep my arms up
and my breakfast down.
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00:10:15,085 --> 00:10:16,915
You can't go riding
roller coasters!
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00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:20,847
Yeah, I can.
'Cause now I'm tall enough
to ride every ride.
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00:10:20,851 --> 00:10:21,991
And drive!
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00:10:21,992 --> 00:10:23,622
Where are the keys
to the helicopter?
213
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,803
Oh, not gonna happen!
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00:10:25,796 --> 00:10:27,956
If Ravi can't change us
back in time,
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00:10:27,958 --> 00:10:31,028
you need to learn my lines,
so you don't mess up
my career.
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00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,201
What career?
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00:10:33,904 --> 00:10:36,814
You know you're not
too big to spank!
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Well, actually, you are.
Just come on!
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00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:41,809
(WHINES) But I don't
wanna be a struggling actor.
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I can't believe
they're still pretending
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this stupid bell
made them switch bodies.
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(GASPS)
Luke, do not touch that.
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00:10:48,779 --> 00:10:51,049
It is dangerous
to touch the Gaja Mukta!
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00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:53,381
Ooh, I'm so scared. Ah!
225
00:10:53,383 --> 00:10:56,733
Luke, give him back
his Sanjay Gupta!
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00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,188
You are so immature!
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You're immature-er.
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Idiot.
(SNORTS)
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(BELL RINGS)
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00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:12,369
Dude, why are you
wearing my face?
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00:11:15,706 --> 00:11:17,306
What is that
terrible smell?
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00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,909
(SNIFFS)
Ew, gross, it's me!
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00:11:23,213 --> 00:11:24,993
Uh-oh.
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00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,315
Did you two
just switch bodies?
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00:11:27,317 --> 00:11:28,917
(BOTH SCREAMING)
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00:11:31,061 --> 00:11:32,791
I will take that as a yes.
237
00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:38,897
Zuri, get down here
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before you crack
my skull open.
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00:11:41,031 --> 00:11:44,331
Can't make me.
(LAUGHS)
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00:11:44,334 --> 00:11:47,244
Then you can
forget about that
Carrie Underwood concert.
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00:11:47,237 --> 00:11:49,437
Fine.
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00:11:49,439 --> 00:11:51,879
If I fell, I'd probably only
break one of your
old, brittle hips, anyhow.
243
00:11:54,945 --> 00:11:57,415
Now, please focus!
244
00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,847
We're up to the line
about the Thane of Fife.
245
00:12:00,851 --> 00:12:02,121
What the heck
is a thane?
246
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,222
I don't know what
any of this means.
247
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,334
It's Shakespeare.
No one knows
what it means.
248
00:12:08,198 --> 00:12:09,258
You.
249
00:12:09,259 --> 00:12:10,899
Me?
Me?
250
00:12:10,901 --> 00:12:12,861
Oh, no.
Not the little one.
251
00:12:12,863 --> 00:12:14,943
The one with
the ridiculous pom poms.
252
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,965
Ridiculous?
253
00:12:16,967 --> 00:12:20,267
You're gonna look ridiculous
with my foot in your...
(MUFFLED)
254
00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:23,870
How would you like
to be bumped up
to First Witch?
255
00:12:23,874 --> 00:12:25,524
(GASPS) I'd love to!
256
00:12:25,515 --> 00:12:26,775
Thank you!
257
00:12:26,777 --> 00:12:28,247
Again, not you!
258
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:31,878
So, what say you,
fellow thespian?
259
00:12:31,882 --> 00:12:33,082
You know you spit
when you talk?
260
00:12:39,990 --> 00:12:42,230
Ah!
(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)
261
00:12:42,232 --> 00:12:43,262
Luke.
262
00:12:45,035 --> 00:12:47,135
Kitty Couture goes live
in one hour!
263
00:12:47,137 --> 00:12:49,367
It's supes important,
and I need your help!
264
00:12:51,341 --> 00:12:56,011
Sorry, I've got
an appointment to cut
my, I mean, your hair.
265
00:12:56,006 --> 00:12:57,146
(GASPS)
266
00:12:57,147 --> 00:12:59,277
How do you feel
about a mullet?
(GASPS)
267
00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:02,450
You wouldn't dare!
268
00:13:02,452 --> 00:13:04,782
Now, put on that disguise
and those kitty claw gloves,
269
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,094
and get fierce!
270
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,057
(CHUCKLES) No way!
271
00:13:09,059 --> 00:13:11,089
Really? Because I have
272
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,561
four slumber
party invitations
for next weekend.
273
00:13:13,563 --> 00:13:16,003
If you help me,
you can take your pick.
274
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,326
Ooh, deal!
275
00:13:17,327 --> 00:13:20,067
This is gonna be
the greatest pillow fight
of my life!
276
00:13:23,934 --> 00:13:27,184
Ravi, why are you
just sitting around?
277
00:13:27,177 --> 00:13:29,377
You should be
figuring out
this stupid bell!
278
00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:31,879
(WITHOUT ACCENT)
But it's so far.
279
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:37,194
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
280
00:13:37,187 --> 00:13:40,387
(IN INDIAN ACCENT)
I fear I have some
demoralizing news.
281
00:13:41,451 --> 00:13:43,121
(SCREAMING)
282
00:13:44,855 --> 00:13:47,355
You can wear 'em,
blow snot into 'em,
283
00:13:47,357 --> 00:13:49,257
and dry those
hard-to-reach places.
284
00:13:51,201 --> 00:13:53,361
And that's all
there is to say
about scarves.
285
00:13:54,364 --> 00:13:56,844
Idiot.
286
00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,006
And FYI,
guys don't really care
about what you wear.
287
00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:01,840
They just like it when
you talk about sports.
288
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,241
Or play video games.
289
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,623
(GASPS) Or laugh when
they burp the alphabet...
290
00:14:05,615 --> 00:14:07,275
(LAUGHING)
Time to wrap
this up, "Kitty".
291
00:14:07,277 --> 00:14:08,577
Fine.
292
00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:12,378
Here's a very
special sign-off.
293
00:14:12,382 --> 00:14:14,352
See you next time
in the Glitter Box!
294
00:14:15,185 --> 00:14:16,285
(BURPING)
295
00:14:16,286 --> 00:14:17,386
(SCREAMING)
296
00:14:19,329 --> 00:14:20,389
Phew!
297
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,295
Oh, I love my new hair.
298
00:14:28,939 --> 00:14:31,999
And I'm so light
on my feet.
299
00:14:32,002 --> 00:14:34,502
This is what it must be like
to walk on the moon!
300
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,307
Focus!
Ah.
301
00:14:41,351 --> 00:14:44,961
I only have 30 minutes
until Zuri has to go
on stage for me!
302
00:14:44,955 --> 00:14:47,315
Then let us bring
the bell to the park,
303
00:14:47,317 --> 00:14:49,657
and figure this out
before the curtain rises.
304
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,572
Hey, how's my
stage makeup look?
305
00:14:57,267 --> 00:15:00,327
Like a box of crayons
threw up on you!
306
00:15:04,074 --> 00:15:06,184
Ah!
307
00:15:06,176 --> 00:15:10,376
Bertram, please quit
caressing my hair.
It is getting weird.
308
00:15:12,682 --> 00:15:14,382
(MAKING FARTING SOUNDS)
309
00:15:14,384 --> 00:15:15,354
(LAUGHS)
310
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,087
Stop playing my armpit!
311
00:15:20,590 --> 00:15:23,320
It's totes gross!
312
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:26,003
Isn't it bad enough that
you destroyed Kitty Couture?
313
00:15:25,996 --> 00:15:29,556
Dude, calm down.
It's just a dumb
little Internet show.
314
00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:31,699
With three million
followers!
315
00:15:31,701 --> 00:15:35,511
Whoa! You're more popular
that that monkey
who sniffed his own butt.
316
00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:44,370
I can't even imagine what
horrible things people are
saying about Kitty Couture.
317
00:15:44,374 --> 00:15:47,654
(GROANS)
Hey, I'm sorry, Emma.
318
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,547
I didn't mean
to ruin your vlog.
319
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,119
I know how important
clothes are to you
and your people.
320
00:15:52,122 --> 00:15:53,352
(TABLET CHIMES)
321
00:15:54,484 --> 00:15:57,434
OMG!
322
00:15:57,427 --> 00:15:59,357
This is fantabulous!
323
00:16:01,131 --> 00:16:04,331
Please don't use
my mouth to say that!
324
00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:07,144
My viewers actually
liked you! Look.
325
00:16:07,137 --> 00:16:10,397
"Kitty gives us an insightful
glimpse into the secret
mind of boys!"
326
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,970
My page views are
going through the roof!
327
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,352
(SCOFFS) Guess it doesn't
matter whose body I'm in.
328
00:16:15,345 --> 00:16:17,975
People can't get enough
of the Luke-ster.
(SMACKS LIPS)
329
00:16:22,052 --> 00:16:24,282
Whoa. There's a lot of
people out there.
330
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,364
You really should have
made me practice more.
331
00:16:26,356 --> 00:16:31,086
I'd strangle you,
if I could reach
your throat.
332
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:35,501
Okay, so the first stanza is
on your right arm, and the
second stanza is on your left.
333
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,665
Got it.
What's a stanza?
334
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,497
Oy.
335
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,429
Why couldn't we
just switch bodies
336
00:16:41,431 --> 00:16:43,471
on the day I had to
get a root canal?
337
00:16:44,574 --> 00:16:45,744
That's cold.
338
00:16:47,637 --> 00:16:52,007
I'm sorry, Zuri.
This just means
so much to me.
339
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,391
I know.
I promise I'll try and
do my very best.
340
00:16:55,385 --> 00:16:58,085
Even though I can't remember
my lines, and I really have
to go potty.
341
00:16:59,189 --> 00:17:01,049
But I promise
I'll try and hold it.
342
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,392
Thanks, Zuri.
343
00:17:04,394 --> 00:17:05,764
Now, go break a leg.
344
00:17:05,755 --> 00:17:07,095
That's mean!
345
00:17:12,662 --> 00:17:14,762
Double, double
toil and trouble,
346
00:17:14,764 --> 00:17:17,174
fire burn,
and cauldron bubble.
347
00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:19,237
(ALL CACKLING)
348
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,239
(LAUGHS)
349
00:17:22,472 --> 00:17:26,122
Fillet of a fenny snake,
in the cauldron boil and bake.
350
00:17:26,116 --> 00:17:27,646
Ugh, sounds like
Bertram's cooking.
351
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:35,561
Zuri, if it's not
on your arm,
don't say it!
352
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,425
How now, you secret,
black and midnight hags!
What...
353
00:17:38,428 --> 00:17:41,528
Who you calling a hag?
He's calling us hags!
354
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,392
What is it you do?
355
00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:47,374
Well, right now I'm wiping
your tuna salad off
my forehead!
356
00:17:52,202 --> 00:17:53,672
Um...
357
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:58,083
Uh, eyenewl
toewool batand...
358
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,283
Ha!
359
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,624
Each time
the switch occurred,
360
00:18:06,616 --> 00:18:09,556
those who touched
the bell were arguing.
361
00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:11,389
So, if I am correct,
362
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:15,531
these negative elements,
when bombarded
by positive energies,
363
00:18:15,525 --> 00:18:17,525
might switch us back.
364
00:18:17,527 --> 00:18:19,827
My hair has body and shine!
365
00:18:21,571 --> 00:18:25,141
Bertram, just hold this
and say nice things!
366
00:18:25,135 --> 00:18:26,675
No! Keep that bell
away from me.
367
00:18:26,676 --> 00:18:29,106
I'm not losing this hair!
368
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,538
You're gonna lose more
than that hair if you don't
do what I say!
369
00:18:33,383 --> 00:18:35,723
Let me begin.
370
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:40,615
You are a superlative napper
and very knowledgeable
about cheese.
371
00:18:41,691 --> 00:18:44,221
And rocking that kurta,
by the way.
372
00:18:45,595 --> 00:18:46,625
Your turn.
373
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,756
(RELUCTANTLY) Okay...
374
00:18:48,758 --> 00:18:51,528
You're slightly
less annoying than Luke.
375
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,561
And you have
fantastic hair.
376
00:18:53,563 --> 00:18:55,573
(SOBBING DRAMATICALLY)
377
00:18:55,565 --> 00:18:56,565
(BELL RINGING)
378
00:18:58,508 --> 00:19:00,208
(SOBBING)
379
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,181
It worked!
I am me and you
are you again.
380
00:19:05,175 --> 00:19:06,545
Huzzah!
381
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,316
And I just bought
a gallon of hair gel,
382
00:19:09,319 --> 00:19:11,749
and a three-speed
blow dryer! (SOBBING)
383
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,381
With a diffuser!
384
00:19:13,383 --> 00:19:15,663
(SOBBING)
385
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,825
I conjure you,
by that which
you do profess.
386
00:19:17,827 --> 00:19:20,527
Howe'er you
come to know it,
answer me.
387
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,732
Answer me!
388
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,804
I'm looking,
I'm looking.
389
00:19:26,796 --> 00:19:28,536
I better get
a new doll for this.
390
00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:32,570
Jessie.
Who be this?
391
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,214
Forsooth, Macbeth.
392
00:19:37,207 --> 00:19:39,577
Tis I, Zurinda.
393
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,349
The, uh...
394
00:19:41,351 --> 00:19:42,711
Witch intern.
395
00:19:43,653 --> 00:19:45,183
What?
Huh?
396
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:47,716
Ooh!
Ooh!
397
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,590
I know how
to switch us back.
398
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,972
We just hold the bell
and say nice things
about each other.
399
00:19:55,965 --> 00:19:57,625
How now,
weird witches?
400
00:19:57,627 --> 00:19:59,467
What play art thou in?
401
00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:05,683
Thank you for trying
to help me.
402
00:20:05,675 --> 00:20:07,575
You're the best
little girl in the world.
403
00:20:07,577 --> 00:20:10,707
I would do anything for you.
You're the best nanny
in the world.
404
00:20:11,641 --> 00:20:13,211
(BELL RINGING)
405
00:20:14,744 --> 00:20:15,854
(BOTH GASP)
406
00:20:15,845 --> 00:20:18,315
Hey, I'm me again!
407
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,948
Welcome back.
Now get off my stage.
408
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:24,590
Yes, be gone, witch intern!
Get thee to a nunnery!
409
00:20:24,594 --> 00:20:25,664
That's from Hamlet.
410
00:20:25,655 --> 00:20:26,755
I know that!
411
00:20:29,359 --> 00:20:30,599
(EXHALES)
412
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,300
Eye of newt
and toe of frog,
413
00:20:33,303 --> 00:20:35,613
wool of bat
and tongue of dog,
414
00:20:35,605 --> 00:20:37,935
adder's fork
and blind-worm's sting,
415
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,567
lizard's leg
and owlet's wing!
416
00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:42,470
(CAULDRON BUBBLING)
417
00:20:42,472 --> 00:20:43,772
That's your cue, Mac!
418
00:20:44,774 --> 00:20:45,884
Line?
419
00:20:48,778 --> 00:20:50,448
Yes!
420
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,950
My head is cold.
421
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,321
(SOBBING)
422
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,685
Oh, thank you.
423
00:20:58,728 --> 00:21:00,728
How do I look?
424
00:21:00,730 --> 00:21:02,930
I would not play
hard to get.
425
00:21:08,798 --> 00:21:10,768
Glad to be back
in my own body.
426
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,300
And I'm glad to be rid
of your armpit smell.
427
00:21:14,744 --> 00:21:16,754
Hey, why do
my eyebrows hurt?
428
00:21:16,746 --> 00:21:18,946
Because I plucked them.
You're welcome.
429
00:21:19,809 --> 00:21:21,779
Oh, man!
430
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:25,421
Hey, just be glad we both
switched back before one of
us had to use the bathroom.
431
00:21:25,415 --> 00:21:26,755
(BOTH IMITATING VOMITING)
432
00:21:26,756 --> 00:21:29,686
Good news! I have
destroyed the bell.
433
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:33,719
Absolutely nothing remains
of that terrible talisman.
434
00:21:33,723 --> 00:21:36,603
So, no one will ever be able
to switch bodies again?
435
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,926
That is correct!
436
00:21:37,927 --> 00:21:39,627
(CRUNCHING)
437
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,580
What are you guys
staring at?
438
00:21:53,343 --> 00:21:54,343
(SCREAMING)
439
00:21:57,046 --> 00:21:58,046
(GROWLING)
440
00:22:00,550 --> 00:22:04,490
Ooh! Look, Mrs. Kipling,
what do you think it is?
441
00:22:04,494 --> 00:22:05,634
Why ask her?
442
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,955
Yeah, she's just
an oversized gecko.
443
00:22:07,957 --> 00:22:10,097
Call her an oversized
gecko again,
444
00:22:10,099 --> 00:22:13,529
and you will be
coming out of
her ball return.
445
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:16,743
I bet all Mrs. Kipling
thinks about is
Godzilla movies,
446
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:17,936
eating cockroaches,
447
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,937
imagining what would happen
if we all switched bodies...
448
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,740
Luke, do not
be ridiculous.
449
00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:25,342
Mrs. Kipling
hates cockroaches.
450
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:29,948
(BEEPING)
451
00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:32,479
Good news!
Oh, one time
with an accent.
452
00:22:32,482 --> 00:22:34,482
(LAUGHING)
(BELL RINGING)
453
00:22:39,028 --> 00:22:40,758
(LAUGHING)
(BELL RINGING)
454
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,790
I wanna keep
my breakfast...
455
00:22:42,792 --> 00:22:43,892
Yep. Nope.
456
00:22:43,893 --> 00:22:45,973
My breakfast down,
and my arms up!
457
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,365
Up!
458
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,766
(BELL RINGING)
459
00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,538
(GRUNTS)
Well, I can't get up.
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