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So, my dad cleaned out
our bomb shelter,
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and he sent me
my favorite doll.
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"Military Mary:
super soldier by day...
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(GASPS)
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"...fairy princess
by night!"
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(HUMS EXCITEDLY)
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How'd she get that scar?
From a bayonet, or a unicorn?
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I don't know.
She came with the scar,
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and her background
is classified.
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You know, Zuri,
I was just about your age
when my dad gave me Mary.
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This doll helped
get me through some
pretty tough times.
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You mean like back
in India, when I was
bitten by that cobra
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and had to walk
five miles to obtain
some used anti-venom?
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Uphill?
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No, but one time
I had to walk home
from the mall
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'cause my dad forgot
to pick me up.
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You win.
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My point is, Military Mary
is very special to me,
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and she deserves
a very special
little girl to play with.
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So Zuri,
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her new orders
are to bunk with you.
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Thank you.
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But are you sure
she wouldn't be happier
back in the bomb shelter?
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(SCOFFS) This is a
20 million dollar penthouse.
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I think she'll adjust.
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(CHUCKLES)
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Has anyone
seen my keys?
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(RETCHES)
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Found them.
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Oh, thanks.
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By any chance,
has anyone seen
my nose-hair trimmers?
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Feel free
to take a look.
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Sorry, guys,
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I just can't seem
to focus these days,
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and I feel all woozy inside.
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Maybe you're sick.
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It's Salma Espinosa.
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Is that contagious?
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It's not a disease!
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It's the name of the most
beautiful woman on earth!
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She's the neighbor's
personal chef,
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and let's just say
she is one hot tamale.
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Bertram, we're going
to help you get Salma.
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Oh. Absolutely not.
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But aren't you tired
of spending your nights
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polishing your nesting dolls
with your tears?
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Yes.
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But there's no way
I'm letting you two meddle
in my personal life.
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Okay.
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Just so we're clear,
we are going to
meddle, right?
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Like Michael Phelps
at the Olympics.
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Okay, Mary. Your mission
is to scratch my back.
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Ah, mission accomplished.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Uh, it's Darla.
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This could take a while.
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She has unlimited
bragging minutes.
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Darla, hi!
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Oh! Oh, you're calling
from your boyfriend's
private submarine?
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Lucky you.
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Ooh, a Bunny-Bot 3000!
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Hey, is that an original
Military Mary doll?
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(CHUCKLES)
Simon Sneed is the name,
toy collecting is my game.
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As is making rather
obvious rhymes, apparently.
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Watch this.
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(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
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You're the best
boy or girl ever!
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Tell your mommy to buy
my DVDs, backpacks,
and lunch boxes.
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And best of all.
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Hold out your hands.
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(WHIRRING)
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(GASPS)
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Chocolate poop?
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Delicious!
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I'll tell you what.
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I'll take that old,
scar-faced doll
off your hands
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in exchange
for the brand new
Bunny-Bot.
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Deal!
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BOTH: Sucker!
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Luke, are you almost here?
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Great. Initiating Operation
Beauty and the Butler.
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I'm calling her right now.
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Salma Espinosa?
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(IN DEEP VOICE)
Yo, this is Tony
from the lobby.
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I need to see youse
down here real quick.
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Go Jets!
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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Hola, Bertram.
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(STAMMERS)
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You know, you two
have a lot in common.
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Like cooking,
and...
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...breathing.
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So, have fun
with that. Bye!
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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(HICCUPS) Oh.
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I'm sorry, I always get
hiccups when I'm nervous.
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Especially when
I'm around beautiful women.
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Oh, you think
I'm beautiful?
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You make me turn
as red as the tomatoes
in my paella.
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I love paella.
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Oh, well... Perhaps we could
cook for each other sometime.
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Like this Saturday?
(HICCUPPING CONTINUES)
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I should be over
these hiccups by then.
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Well, this Saturday
there is a salsa contest
in the park.
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(GASPS) We could
enter together...
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I love salsa!
I'm the salsa king!
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Bueno. Oh, I cannot wait
to salsa the night away.
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(HICCUPS)
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She meant the salsa
dancing contest!
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What did you
think she meant?
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A salsa making contest!
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You know,
diced tomatoes,
onions, cilantro!
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Who dances in the park?
That's crazy!
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And making salsa
in the park is sane?
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You two got me into this,
you're gonna get me out.
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You've got three days
to teach me how
to salsa dance.
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Is three days
going to be enough?
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Only if we can cut down
his nap time to less
than six hours a day.
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I cannot believe
you gave Jessie's
doll away.
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She will be very upset.
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Okay, done with Darla.
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The sub went under a whale
so she lost reception.
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Then I guess
we're done here.
Better go home.
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Wait, wait, wait!
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Where's Military Mary?
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She shipped out.
She promised to write.
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What do you mean,
"shipped out"?
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Okay, okay. Fine.
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I cannot tell a lie.
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Ravi traded her
to a toy dealer.
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She can tell a lie!
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Zuri traded your
precious memories for
an incontinent varmint!
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On the bright side,
I made out like a bandit.
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Meet Bunny-Bot.
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(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
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So you traded
Military Mary
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for a bunny that
poops chocolate?
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It's Swiss!
With almonds!
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One, two, three.
Five, six, seven.
(SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)
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I've seen better rotation
from the washing machine.
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Like you've ever seen
a washing machine.
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(GASPS)
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Okay, okay, let's just
try some basic steps.
Ready?
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(EXCLAIMS IN SPANISH)
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Now you.
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Have you met me?
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Stupid Poopy-Bot.
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Jessie.
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I made my bed,
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did my homework,
and cleaned my closet.
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Is there anything else
you want me to do?
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Oh, oh,
the silent treatment.
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Well, two can play
at that game.
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I don't want to
play that game!
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Just be mad!
Yell at me.
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I'm not mad
at you, okay, Zuri.
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I'm just disappointed.
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Military Mary
meant a lot to me,
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and what you did
really hurt my feelings.
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I didn't mean to hurt her.
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I hate to say
I told you so, but...
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Oh, who am I kidding?
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Actually, I quite enjoy it.
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This is terrible.
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And no amount
of chocolate poop
can make it better.
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Doesn't hurt, though.
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(SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)
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Bertram, clean up
that footwork,
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straighten your frame,
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and tuck in your butt!
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If I could, I would!
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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I keep hearing this
voice in my head
saying I can't do this.
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Oh, just ignore it.
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That's what we do
when we hear your voice,
right?
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(GRUNTS)
I give up!
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Bertram, do you ever
want to get a girlfriend?
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You've already been
alone for like 70 years.
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All right.
I'll do it for Salma.
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The only thing missing
is the perfect outfit.
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And while I'm at it,
I'll try to find something
for you, too, Bertram!
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(MUSIC STARTS)
Keep dancing.
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(SIGHS)
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I hate this
more than you do.
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I find that
hard to believe.
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Believe it.
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Hey, Sneed.
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I want Military Mary back,
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so I'll make you an offer
you can't refuse, see?
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Play your cards right
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and we both walk away
from this, see?
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She loves
gangster movies.
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00:10:56,687 --> 00:10:58,757
I'll give you
the same answer
I gave my mother
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when she asked me
to move out... No!
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There you guys are!
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You know you're not
supposed to leave
the penthouse without me.
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I came to trade
my best toys to get
Military Mary back for you.
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Oh, that's
so sweet, Zuri.
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What's your excuse?
I was her hostage!
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Hi, sir.
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My name is Jessie.
Clearly there's been
a little mistake here,
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so Zuri will just give you
back your Bunny-Poopy-Bot,
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and you give us
Military Mary.
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No way!
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Only seven of these dolls
with scars were ever made.
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Which means I'm gonna
make some money.
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00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,726
Have you no heart?
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00:11:37,728 --> 00:11:39,868
Jessie's father
gave her that toy!
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So what? My mother
gave me an ulcer.
Boo-hoo!
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Look, Missy, if you want
your precious doll back,
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you can bid on it
at the Toy-tacular,
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like the rest of
the pathetic geeks.
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Valued customers, I mean.
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Wait...
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Don't worry, Mary!
We will find you!
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Only tell him your name,
rank, and serial number!
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She'll be okay.
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She has kung fu grip
and fairy dust.
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(SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)
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I'm so proud
of Bertram.
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I can't believe
he's actually doing it.
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00:12:21,071 --> 00:12:24,211
The way you dressed him,
I can't believe he actually
left the house.
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00:12:26,216 --> 00:12:29,246
You are doing wonderfully,
guapo, but you seem
a little nervous.
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00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,479
Nervous?
I'm not nervous.
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I'm barely aware
that there are three
incredibly stern judges
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watching my every move.
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(HICCUPS)
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Do not worry.
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00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:46,003
Now that
they are watching...
Twirl me!
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00:12:45,996 --> 00:12:48,296
Now? Are you sure?
(HICCUPPING CONTINUES)
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00:12:48,298 --> 00:12:50,938
We're doing so well with
this "one, two, three" thing.
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00:12:52,342 --> 00:12:54,102
(HOOTS EXCITEDLY)
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00:12:54,104 --> 00:12:55,884
Ooh, here comes
the twirl!
249
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,406
Twirl her like
spaghetti, Bertram!
250
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,950
(EXCLAIMS JOYFULLY)
251
00:13:09,159 --> 00:13:13,059
You have no business
being out on that
dance floor with her!
252
00:13:13,964 --> 00:13:15,334
You stink!
253
00:13:15,325 --> 00:13:18,025
You should've stuck
to making salsa!
254
00:13:18,869 --> 00:13:21,169
Totalmente horrible!
255
00:13:21,171 --> 00:13:22,431
Que lastima.
256
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,884
Quiet, Bertrams!
257
00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:31,279
Bertram,
where are you going?
258
00:13:31,281 --> 00:13:34,921
We are doing the salsa,
not the running man!
259
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,815
What happened?
He was doing so great.
260
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,247
Oh, I knew I shouldn't
have mentioned spaghetti.
261
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,420
He's probably hip deep
in meatballs by now.
262
00:13:44,054 --> 00:13:45,134
We can fix this.
263
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,495
One of us should go
wrangle Bertram
264
00:13:46,496 --> 00:13:48,396
while the other dances
with his beautiful partner.
265
00:13:49,159 --> 00:13:50,159
Luke?
266
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,143
Hi. I'm Bertram 2.0.
267
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,005
Congratulations
on your free upgrade.
268
00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,908
Bam!
269
00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:08,015
(PANTS)
Sold out?
270
00:14:08,018 --> 00:14:10,078
It's just a bunch
of old toys,
271
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,880
not a Blake Shelton
concert!
272
00:14:15,285 --> 00:14:17,425
I think I found
our way in.
(GASPS)
273
00:14:19,529 --> 00:14:20,929
We fake a neck injury?
274
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,491
No.
275
00:14:23,493 --> 00:14:25,173
No, we conk those
Snuggle Bugs on the head,
276
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,435
take their costumes,
put them in the back
of the Snug-Mobile,
277
00:14:27,437 --> 00:14:29,197
lock the doors,
hide the keys
in a dumpster...
278
00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:32,969
Or we could just
take three costumes off
of this unattended rack.
279
00:14:34,044 --> 00:14:35,314
You're no fun.
280
00:14:39,249 --> 00:14:41,209
Bertram,
what's going on?
281
00:14:41,211 --> 00:14:43,351
I can't believe
I thought this would work.
282
00:14:43,353 --> 00:14:45,263
Well, you usually need
someone to push you.
283
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,217
I'm not talking
about the swing,
284
00:14:48,218 --> 00:14:50,918
I'm talking about
the dance contest.
285
00:14:50,921 --> 00:14:53,361
I really thought
I could pull this off.
286
00:14:53,363 --> 00:14:55,633
But all those people
were staring,
287
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:58,565
and the judges
were so judge-y.
288
00:14:58,568 --> 00:15:00,368
But you were doing
great out there.
289
00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:02,070
Really? Was I?
290
00:15:02,272 --> 00:15:04,232
Yes!
291
00:15:04,234 --> 00:15:06,414
You should've seen
how excited Salma was
dancing with you.
292
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,006
She looked like you
the day you got your
new pressure cooker.
293
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,679
That excited?
294
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:13,180
Yes, that excited.
295
00:15:13,183 --> 00:15:15,153
Bertram, you've
worked so hard.
296
00:15:15,145 --> 00:15:16,985
You're a great dancer now.
297
00:15:16,987 --> 00:15:18,447
Salma thinks you can do it,
298
00:15:18,448 --> 00:15:20,388
Luke and I think
you can do it.
299
00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:23,550
The only person saying
you can't do it is you.
300
00:15:23,553 --> 00:15:26,233
Well, there were actually
four of me saying it.
301
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,226
Huh?
302
00:15:27,697 --> 00:15:29,197
Long story.
303
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,300
Which there is no time for,
304
00:15:32,302 --> 00:15:35,312
because the girl of your
dreams is waiting for you
on that dance floor,
305
00:15:35,305 --> 00:15:37,235
and she needs you
to win this contest!
306
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,438
You really think
I can do this?
307
00:15:40,270 --> 00:15:41,470
Yes!
308
00:15:41,471 --> 00:15:43,371
Now, why aren't you moving?
309
00:15:43,373 --> 00:15:45,383
Because I'm stuck
in this swing!
310
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,247
(GRUNTS)
311
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,548
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
Let's go.
312
00:15:53,183 --> 00:15:54,283
There's Sneed!
313
00:15:55,025 --> 00:15:56,255
(STATIC)
314
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,326
Attention,
ladies and gentlemen.
315
00:15:58,328 --> 00:16:02,058
Remember to stick around
for the big toy auction
after the show.
316
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:05,602
The first item up
for bid is a rare
Military Mary doll.
317
00:16:05,595 --> 00:16:07,035
(ALL GASP)
318
00:16:07,037 --> 00:16:09,337
The bidding
will start at $1,000.
319
00:16:09,339 --> 00:16:12,369
(ALL GASP)
ALL: $1,000.
320
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,302
That makes it
the most expensive
thing I own!
321
00:16:14,304 --> 00:16:16,614
I don't want to
split hairs here,
322
00:16:16,606 --> 00:16:19,976
but you did give
the doll to me.
323
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,309
Do you really want
to bring that up
right now?
324
00:16:22,512 --> 00:16:26,162
Jessie, where are you
going to get a $1,000?
325
00:16:26,156 --> 00:16:29,386
They cut up your credit card
at a frozen yogurt stand.
326
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,759
I never should've
splurged on sprinkles.
327
00:16:31,761 --> 00:16:33,591
Okay, you guys go
buzz around Sneed,
328
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:37,333
and I'll grab Mary with
whichever one of these
is my real arm.
329
00:16:39,069 --> 00:16:40,599
Before the bidding begins,
330
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,300
the Snuggle Bugs
will be performing
their hit single,
331
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,513
As Long As You Bug Me.
332
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,435
JESSIE:
Hey. Wait, wait,
wait... What?
333
00:16:47,437 --> 00:16:50,107
Hey, watch it, bro,
keep your feelers
to yourself.
334
00:16:54,644 --> 00:16:57,294
(SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)
335
00:16:57,287 --> 00:16:58,387
Oh, God.
336
00:16:58,388 --> 00:17:01,018
Sorry I cut out.
Can I cut back in?
337
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,320
Sure, we have to
make it look smooth.
338
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,723
Let's do the reverse copa.
339
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,034
Five, six,
seven, eight...
340
00:17:15,465 --> 00:17:17,565
Maybe we should
try that again.
You think?
341
00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:19,337
Five, six,
seven, eight.
342
00:17:24,414 --> 00:17:26,584
I'm sorry, Salma.
If you knew me better,
343
00:17:26,576 --> 00:17:29,776
you'd know I typically
don't run away like that.
344
00:17:29,779 --> 00:17:31,449
Or run, period.
345
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,352
I'm just glad
you are back.
346
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,394
Your little friend
was a bit of a showboat.
347
00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:42,460
(CROWD CHEERING)
348
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,766
Luke, we're dancing
so well,
349
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,097
that all that's left
is us and Bertram.
350
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,300
We have to stop
being so awesome.
(SCOFFS)
351
00:17:52,302 --> 00:17:53,442
That's like asking me
to stop breathing.
352
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:55,714
Is that an option?
353
00:17:58,448 --> 00:18:01,478
Salma, it's time
to win that trophy.
354
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,451
Maybe we should
let them win.
355
00:18:03,453 --> 00:18:05,293
They are only children.
356
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,685
They both have
giant trust funds,
357
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,556
and they'll never
have to work a day
in their lives.
358
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,561
Let us do this!
359
00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:32,280
(ALL CHEERING)
360
00:18:36,246 --> 00:18:40,186
Bertram,
you were wonderful.
361
00:18:40,190 --> 00:18:42,450
You think that
was good, you should
see me make salsa.
362
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:45,704
(GASPS)
363
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,426
We did it!
364
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,127
We did it!
(CHUCKLES)
365
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,460
They did it? What?
366
00:18:53,263 --> 00:18:54,503
(BERTRAM SIGHS)
367
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:58,405
I'm really sorry, Salma.
368
00:18:58,408 --> 00:19:00,408
I know you wanted
to win that trophy.
369
00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:02,510
Do not be silly,
Bertram.
370
00:19:02,512 --> 00:19:04,612
I got something
much better.
371
00:19:04,614 --> 00:19:07,424
A cute new novio.
372
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:08,777
You won a car?
373
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:11,820
No, silly.
374
00:19:11,821 --> 00:19:13,621
Novio means boyfriend.
375
00:19:13,623 --> 00:19:15,493
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
376
00:19:15,485 --> 00:19:18,485
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
Wow.
377
00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:21,428
Sorry, Bertram.
We weren't trying to win,
378
00:19:21,431 --> 00:19:23,861
but when you combine
me with a dance floor
and a crowd,
379
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:26,703
there's only
so many ways
it can end.
380
00:19:26,696 --> 00:19:28,296
But we're totes
proud of you,
381
00:19:28,298 --> 00:19:29,698
and we really want
you to have this.
382
00:19:29,699 --> 00:19:33,499
Thanks, but Salma
and I already have
everything we need.
383
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,653
Si, guapo.
384
00:19:35,645 --> 00:19:37,305
(CHUCKLES)
385
00:19:37,307 --> 00:19:39,477
Ugh! Let's get out
of here before she starts
running her fingers
386
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,609
through his scalp.
387
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,458
JESSIE: Okay, looks like
we're gonna have to perform.
388
00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:52,690
Just follow my lead
and try to fake your
way through this.
389
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,392
RAVI: Are you kidding?
390
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:57,574
We have seen every
Snuggle Bugs episode
a zillion times.
391
00:19:57,567 --> 00:19:59,897
ZURI: It's the reason
I have no attention span!
392
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,331
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
393
00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:04,833
JESSIE: Whoa, whoa.
394
00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:06,544
Watch out, watch out.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
395
00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:11,439
Whoa, okay! That's...
That's not right.
396
00:20:11,441 --> 00:20:13,311
Uh...
397
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,883
Kids actually
watch this stuff?
398
00:20:14,884 --> 00:20:16,594
Whoa. Hey, hey!
399
00:20:16,586 --> 00:20:17,616
Whoa!
400
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,387
(PANTS) Whoa.
401
00:20:19,389 --> 00:20:20,819
Wait. Huh?
402
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,690
(GRUNTS) Stuck...
403
00:20:22,692 --> 00:20:24,452
Whoa!
404
00:20:24,454 --> 00:20:25,604
(ALL GASP)
405
00:20:26,656 --> 00:20:27,896
(CROWD CHEER)
406
00:20:27,897 --> 00:20:28,957
(ALL BOOING)
407
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,299
Get me down.
408
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:32,661
On it!
409
00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:35,774
Whoa!
410
00:20:35,765 --> 00:20:36,865
(THUD)
411
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:39,968
Thanks a lot.
412
00:20:39,969 --> 00:20:40,969
My bad.
413
00:20:42,772 --> 00:20:44,942
Stop them!
They're after my doll.
414
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,724
Wait, uh, that's not
your doll, it's Zuri's.
415
00:20:47,717 --> 00:20:49,847
She traded it
fair and square!
416
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,649
What is fair about
taking advantage
417
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,881
of a gullible,
thoughtless little girl?
418
00:20:53,883 --> 00:20:55,463
No offense.
419
00:20:56,386 --> 00:20:57,756
Wait! Stop!
420
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:01,257
Friends, parents,
Snuggle Bug enthusiasts.
421
00:21:04,534 --> 00:21:06,044
Toys are special.
422
00:21:06,035 --> 00:21:08,565
They're not just
things to buy and sell,
423
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:11,668
they're part
of our happiest
childhood moments,
424
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,542
our most precious memories.
425
00:21:14,544 --> 00:21:15,614
Preach!
426
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,577
So, we should take
really good care
of our toys,
427
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,980
because at one
time or another,
428
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,693
they took pretty
good care of us.
429
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:29,756
And this man tricked
my little Zuri
430
00:21:29,759 --> 00:21:33,659
into trading away
my Military Mary
for some cheap Poopy-Bot,
431
00:21:33,663 --> 00:21:35,503
which is already out of poop!
432
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:36,825
(ALL GASP)
433
00:21:36,826 --> 00:21:39,596
And he lied about
Mary's real value.
434
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,369
(ALL GASP)
435
00:21:41,371 --> 00:21:44,701
And he did not
provide a receipt!
436
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:48,814
What, no gasps
of indignation at this lack
of common business courtesy?
437
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:51,880
Come on!
438
00:21:51,881 --> 00:21:54,411
My profit margins
are razor thin.
439
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,054
If I don't cheat
your spoiled brats,
440
00:21:56,045 --> 00:21:57,915
how am I supposed
to pay for my sports car?
441
00:21:59,749 --> 00:22:00,949
Get him!
442
00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:02,450
(KIDS YELLING)
443
00:22:02,452 --> 00:22:05,632
SNEED: Ow! Mom?
Quit it!
444
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,625
We should
get out of here.
445
00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,797
Looks like Sneed's about
to get the chocolate
beat out of him.
446
00:22:14,904 --> 00:22:17,374
Aw, Zuri,
you're playing with Mary.
447
00:22:17,367 --> 00:22:18,707
You know you don't have to.
448
00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:20,008
Are you kidding me?
449
00:22:20,009 --> 00:22:24,339
I'm not taking
my eyes off of her.
She's valuable.
450
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,823
Yeah, $1,000
is a lot of cash.
451
00:22:27,617 --> 00:22:29,117
I don't mean the money.
452
00:22:29,118 --> 00:22:31,818
She's valuable because
you gave her to me.
453
00:22:32,682 --> 00:22:34,022
Aw.
454
00:22:35,785 --> 00:22:38,755
Plus, Military Mary
is really fun.
455
00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:39,888
Oh, I know, right?
456
00:22:39,889 --> 00:22:42,659
One time I had her
rescue the president
from evil aliens.
457
00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:46,072
Well, today Mary
is on a secret mission.
458
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:48,035
The whole world
hangs in the balance.
459
00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:54,542
All right, Chubbs.
460
00:22:54,544 --> 00:22:56,914
Tell us where
you hid the honey!
461
00:22:56,906 --> 00:23:00,946
Or fuzzy-wuzzy
won't be so fuzzy.
462
00:23:03,953 --> 00:23:07,493
This brings back
so many happy, childhood
interrogation memories.
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