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I can't believe
you're finally going out on
your first date with Jessie!
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Are you nervous?
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Naw. This is our
fourth first date.
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First,
I got pepper sprayed,
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then she got
glued to Chesterfield,
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then we both
got dumped in mud.
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Maybe I
should be nervous.
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Don't worry, Tony.
You know what they say.
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Fourth time's the...
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Time no one
goes to the hospital?
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I'm sure
nothing's gonna
go wrong this time.
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Remember,
girls love a gentleman,
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so offer
her your jacket
if she gets cold.
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But what if I get cold?
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Do you want
to be comfortable
or in a relationship?
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Because you
can't have both.
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Hey, Tony.
Happy fourth first-date!
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Aw, really?
I'm sorry, I didn't
get you anything.
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Oh, don't worry.
It's just a little
something I made.
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Ta-da!
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Wow, Jessie!
No girl's ever skinned
a coyote for me before.
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It's a scarf, silly!
Coyote season is
not until April.
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Here.
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There! It looks great.
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I love it.
Oh.
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Wool, right?
Yeah, why?
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Oh, nothing.
I'm just a teeny weenie
bit allergic to wool.
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(GASPING)
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Due to inclement weather,
the prudent pilot
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circles the helipad
until informed
he can land safely.
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Way to live
on the edge, Ravi.
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Jessie said
not to fly too high.
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Bird strikes
can be dangerous.
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Dangerous is
what makes it fun.
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Using a toy responsibly
is pointless.
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Kind of like
brushing your teeth.
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You gotta
take a few chances.
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You mean like this?
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Whoo!
Fly like the wind!
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Woot woot!
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Wait! Wait!
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Oh, no!
What are you doing?
Bring it back!
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I cannot!
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The wind is
blowing it straight
toward that billboard!
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Brace for impact,
tiny imaginary pilot!
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(CRASHING)
BOTH: Ooh!
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JESSIE: Tony,
I'm so glad the doctor
said you're okay.
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Me, too. It's a weird
feeling when your neck's
bigger than your head.
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Look,
I probably should have
mentioned this sooner,
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but I'm sort of a jinx
when it comes to dating.
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I don't believe that.
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Believe it.
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Did she tell you
about the date when
she fell off the donkey?
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Or lit a waiter on fire?
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Or got trapped
in a meat locker?
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Never break up
with a butcher's son.
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And those dates
lead up to the worst
one of all,
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my senior prom.
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But don't ask me...
ALL: What happened?
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We do not speak of it!
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Let's just say,
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the theme was
"Under the Sea"
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and my humiliation
was over the top.
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Maybe you'd have
better luck if you let
Zuri and me plan your date.
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Are you serious?
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Jessie, you know
how I'm not supposed
to play with scissors?
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Well, dating
is your scissors.
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And if we don't
take it out of your hands,
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someone's gonna
lose an eye.
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(EXCLAIMS NERVOUSLY)
Okay, be cool.
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Be cool.
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Just think of the millions
before you who have climbed
giant teacups and survived.
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(WHINING)
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Stupid tiny pilot,
you landed upside-down!
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And after
all that time you spent
in tiny flight school.
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(GRUNTS) Okay then.
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You leave me
no choice but to
become a human biscotti.
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(SCREAMING)
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Ow!
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The sweet
smell of success!
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(SNIFFS)
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Oh!
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Nope.
That is pigeon poop.
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(GROANS)
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(GASPS) My 'copter!
Ravi, you did it!
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Ravi?
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Oh, my gosh,
is this all
that's left of you?
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(IMITATING RAVI)
"Dear Brother, I hope
this note finds you well.
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"If you would be
so kind as to look
through the telescope
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"in the direction
of the giant teacup,
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"you will see that
I have gotten myself
into quite a pickle.
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"Best wishes, Ravi."
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Oh, man!
I'm coming, Ravi!
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Jessie and Tony
are going to love
this date we're planning!
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We can call Dad's
set decorator for help.
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And Chubby the Bear can DJ!
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What? You don't
need opposable thumbs
to spin sick beats.
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♪ Wicka, wicka, fresh
Chubbs in the cave
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♪ Put your paws up
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BOTH: ♪ Word! ♪
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I have no idea
how to dress.
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Aw, we know, Jessie.
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Luckily,
Tony likes you for you.
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No, I mean
on this mystery date.
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Well, what you got?
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Ugh. Hideous.
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Hideous-er.
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Oh, table cloth
with sleeves.
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Hey,
you try shopping at
the army surplus store.
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These are the only
outfits that didn't come
with ammo pockets.
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Although a girl on the go
can use those for lipsticks.
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It's okay.
We'll raid Mommy's closet.
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Gee, guys.
How did I ever get myself
dressed before I met you?
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We wonder about
that all the time.
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(WHIMPERING)
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Ravi!
Give me my controller.
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I am fine.
Thank you so
much for asking.
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Did you bring a rope?
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Nope.
A ladder?
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Nope.
A grappling hook?
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Nope.
Well, what did you bring?
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I have gum.
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You are an idiot.
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An idiot with
minty fresh breath.
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Now, hand me that stick.
I'll pull you up.
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Okay.
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Ew! Is this pigeon poop?
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Yes, but...
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Okay, Plan B.
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00:08:03,814 --> 00:08:06,594
Just reach up
as high as you can
and I'll pull you up.
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Okay.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
Come on! Come on!
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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My hero.
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Whoa.
What are you wearing?
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My Uncle Joey's
favorite threads.
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And I had
to promise him
I'd be careful.
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He wants to be
buried in this suit.
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I hope it'll be
a closed casket.
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So, young man,
I need to know...
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What are your
intentions tonight?
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To have fun?
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Exactly what
I was afraid of!
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Keep your hands
to yourself and have
Jessie home by 11.
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But I don't even
know where we're...
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Don't you
sass me, mister!
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What's with
the third degree?
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I thought
you liked Tony.
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I do, but since
Jessie's dad isn't here,
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00:09:02,072 --> 00:09:04,312
it's my job to protect her.
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00:09:04,314 --> 00:09:05,124
You know
what boys are like.
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00:09:05,115 --> 00:09:07,775
Hey! Some of us
are gentlemen.
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00:09:07,778 --> 00:09:10,578
Yeah, till you
get cake in you.
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00:09:10,581 --> 00:09:12,721
Then you go all crazy.
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00:09:12,723 --> 00:09:14,793
Actually, Zuri,
that's you.
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Oh, right.
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(GASPS)
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Wow!
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You look...
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Wow!
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You look pretty
"wow" yourself
and very blue.
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Here,
give her this.
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Uh, look, Jessie,
I got you a...
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Flower in a to-go box?
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It's a corsage.
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Pin it on her.
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But watch those hands.
No wandering fingers.
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Ow. Ow!
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Ow. Maybe I will
just hold it. Ow!
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Don't they make
an adorable couple?
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Oy. They grow up so fast.
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00:10:07,077 --> 00:10:09,707
So, this is all
very glamorous.
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Can you finally tell us
where we're going?
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Yup. Right this way.
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00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:22,749
Jessie, welcome to
your do-over prom!
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00:10:22,753 --> 00:10:26,233
Wow, this is awesome!
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00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:29,856
Look, she loves it!
She's pale with happiness.
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I think
I'm gonna be sick.
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Watch the suit!
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Come on, Ravi!
You can do it!
You can do it!
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(GRUNTING)
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I could not do it.
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00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,748
Well, maybe you
could lift me up?
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With these noodle arms?
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00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,834
Oh! That can't be good.
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00:10:56,827 --> 00:10:59,827
The long arm
of the gods
is coming for us!
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00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:01,090
(BOTH SCREAMING)
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00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,939
That was awesome!
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00:11:14,004 --> 00:11:16,884
The heavens are raining
their tea-stained
tears down upon us!
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00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:21,007
Please, call someone!
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00:11:21,011 --> 00:11:23,951
No, I will not
come help you!
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00:11:23,954 --> 00:11:27,064
It's the season premiere
of Ice Road Butlers.
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00:11:27,057 --> 00:11:31,317
Jeeves is hauling an
18-wheeler full of doilies
across the frozen tundra.
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You're where?
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00:11:35,766 --> 00:11:39,366
What kind of idiots
would get themselves
stuck in a giant teacup?
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(SCREAMS)
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Welcome, fellow idiot.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:47,937
It's more slippery
than it looks!
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00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,142
We've got to
call someone!
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00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:55,254
I'm getting claustrophobic
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and I don't like being
this close to dirty dishes.
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00:11:58,849 --> 00:11:59,919
Or dirty laundry.
Or dirty anything.
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00:12:00,791 --> 00:12:02,991
Give me that phone!
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I'm calling the
fire department!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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My phone!
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00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,913
Now how are
we going to call
anyone for help?
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Like this!
Help! Help! Help!
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Jessie, we didn't
mean to upset you.
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Yeah.
We're really sorry.
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00:12:32,522 --> 00:12:35,362
Oh. It's okay, guys.
I know you meant well.
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00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:39,455
It's just that
my prom was a very
traumatic experience.
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00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:42,059
Well, maybe
you'll feel better
if you talk about it.
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00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,092
Yeah, so make like
your guts and spill!
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Vance and I
were dancing
by the giant fish tank.
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I got a little
carried away
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and accidentally
did the electric slide
into the electric eels.
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I was utterly humiliated.
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That octopus
was all tentacles.
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00:13:02,112 --> 00:13:03,952
It was the worst
night of my life.
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00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,255
Vance and I
never spoke again.
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00:13:07,257 --> 00:13:09,017
And thanks to his photo,
238
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my misery lived on.
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00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,790
In the yearbook,
I was voted
"Class Clown-Fish"
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and "Most Likely
to Grow a Barnacle."
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00:13:16,066 --> 00:13:18,066
(LAUGHING)
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00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:19,128
That's funny.
243
00:13:21,031 --> 00:13:22,271
But mean.
244
00:13:24,274 --> 00:13:25,214
You can't just stop dating.
245
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:28,175
You always
tell us not to give up.
246
00:13:28,178 --> 00:13:30,838
Right. When I fell off
my rocking horse,
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00:13:30,841 --> 00:13:33,311
I was ready to
put her out to pasture.
248
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,193
But you
promised me ice cream
if I climbed back on.
249
00:13:36,186 --> 00:13:37,386
I did, didn't I?
250
00:13:37,387 --> 00:13:40,017
Yep. And I fell
right on my butt again.
251
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,890
Plus, I didn't get
any ice cream. And...
252
00:13:42,893 --> 00:13:45,903
Good story, Zuri.
253
00:13:45,896 --> 00:13:50,156
Look, Jessie,
Tony is no Vance.
He'd never laugh at you.
254
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,600
And you have given him
plenty of opportunities.
255
00:13:52,602 --> 00:13:54,462
I'll say.
256
00:13:54,464 --> 00:13:56,844
Remember the time
your dress got caught
in the elevator?
257
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,606
And the time
you snorked that peanut
out of your nose?
258
00:13:58,608 --> 00:14:00,138
And the time
you sat on the...
Okay, guys.
259
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,410
Thanks for the pep talk.
260
00:14:03,874 --> 00:14:07,024
The point is,
out there waiting for you
is a really awesome guy
261
00:14:07,017 --> 00:14:09,117
in a really awful tux.
262
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,551
You're right.
Especially about the tux.
263
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:17,434
I'm gonna go out there
and I'm going to have fun.
264
00:14:17,427 --> 00:14:21,427
But not too much fun.
I'm watching you.
265
00:14:24,094 --> 00:14:26,874
Wow, the girls
really went all out.
266
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,496
But these
starfish cookies
are a little chewy.
267
00:14:29,499 --> 00:14:31,369
That's because
they're plastic.
268
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,071
Oh.
269
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,202
Then they're pretty good.
270
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,206
This is going great!
271
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,978
I can't wait for
them to have their
first romantic dance!
272
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,381
Look at the stars.
273
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,592
We sure got
a beautiful night
for our fifth first date.
274
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,115
Yeah. And it looks
like we're actually going to
make it through this time
275
00:14:48,118 --> 00:14:49,558
without anyone
getting hurt!
276
00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:51,890
(YELLING)
277
00:14:54,164 --> 00:14:57,174
Holy cannoli!
That's not good!
278
00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:59,567
What, is there an asteroid
hurtling towards Earth?
279
00:14:59,569 --> 00:15:00,229
Why does everything
happen to me?
280
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,013
Oh, my gosh!
281
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,275
These kids
could sure use some
adult supervision.
282
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,207
Sorry.
283
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,393
Wait, we were
just going to announce
the prom court!
284
00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:18,285
Thanks for the
magical evening, girls,
285
00:15:18,288 --> 00:15:20,918
but we have to
go save your brothers.
Emma, watch Zuri.
286
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,220
By the way, you're both
officially my favorites.
287
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:28,064
I can't believe those
losers upset Jessie
on her big night!
288
00:15:28,058 --> 00:15:31,628
She's gonna be even
more upset when she finds
out she's not Prom Queen.
289
00:15:42,712 --> 00:15:44,542
Come on.
Tony, hurry up!
290
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:48,624
No!
If I rip Uncle Joey's suit,
he's gonna bury me in it.
291
00:15:48,618 --> 00:15:52,048
I'm really
looking forward to
meeting your family.
292
00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:55,033
Jessie!
Jessie!
293
00:15:55,025 --> 00:15:57,425
What am I,
chopped liver?
294
00:15:57,427 --> 00:15:59,157
Ravi, Luke,
are you guys okay?
295
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,389
Yes, we're fine.
296
00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:02,030
Speak for yourselves.
297
00:16:02,032 --> 00:16:04,692
We're stuck under
a teapot gushing
East River water!
298
00:16:04,694 --> 00:16:06,344
Get us out of here!
299
00:16:07,297 --> 00:16:09,137
Bertram, get a grip!
300
00:16:09,139 --> 00:16:11,999
I'm sorry.
I have a fear
of tight spaces.
301
00:16:12,002 --> 00:16:13,442
Then how do you
wear those pants?
302
00:16:15,105 --> 00:16:18,175
Jessie,
did you bring a rope?
No.
303
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,348
What is it with
you people and your
lack of emergency tools?
304
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,613
Here's what we'll do.
305
00:16:24,614 --> 00:16:26,594
Jessie,
grab on to my waist
and I'll hang over the side
306
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,986
and pull the kids up.
Okay.
307
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,219
(LAUGHING)
308
00:16:31,221 --> 00:16:33,161
That tickles!
309
00:16:33,163 --> 00:16:34,623
Don't tell Zuri
we're doing this.
310
00:16:36,526 --> 00:16:38,696
Okay, kids,
just grab my hands.
311
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,429
Take me first!
Take me!
312
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,076
Bertram!
When I said "get a grip,"
313
00:16:49,079 --> 00:16:50,209
I didn't mean
on my prom date!
314
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:54,743
It's okay, Jessie,
I didn't get hurt.
315
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,347
That's because my back
broke your fall.
316
00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:02,551
This isn't going well.
317
00:17:02,552 --> 00:17:06,132
I can't believe
our beautiful prom cake
is going to waste!
318
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,096
Don't worry,
I'm on it.
319
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,660
Tony, put Ravi,
then Luke on your back,
so I can haul them out.
320
00:17:13,163 --> 00:17:15,713
Wait, wait! Me first!
321
00:17:15,705 --> 00:17:17,105
Let me step
on your back!
322
00:17:18,108 --> 00:17:19,468
Goodbye, vertebrae.
323
00:17:21,111 --> 00:17:24,741
(GRUNTING) No! No!
324
00:17:26,516 --> 00:17:29,276
Help Tony with the boys.
325
00:17:29,279 --> 00:17:30,249
Ow! That really
hurt my hammer toe.
326
00:17:31,821 --> 00:17:36,131
All this
"women and children first"
bunk is a load of hooey.
327
00:17:41,091 --> 00:17:43,331
I suppose
you want me to
boost you up now?
328
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:44,563
Yeah,
and don't rip the suit.
329
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:48,304
It's 100% polyester.
A chainsaw couldn't rip it.
330
00:17:56,306 --> 00:17:59,276
(ALL GRUNTING)
331
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,149
Come on,
put your back into it!
332
00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:03,410
I've got
everything into it!
333
00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:04,853
Is your leg
tied to an anvil?
334
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,260
(LAUGHING)
335
00:18:12,262 --> 00:18:15,632
Again,
even a step ladder
would have been useful!
336
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:18,467
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
337
00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:24,570
Hey, Mom.
We miss you, too.
338
00:18:24,574 --> 00:18:26,344
No, Jessie isn't...
Can't come to the
phone right now.
339
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,780
She's, uh,
340
00:18:33,783 --> 00:18:35,553
having a cup of tea.
341
00:18:35,545 --> 00:18:38,385
Actually,
a cup of tea
is having her.
342
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:44,691
Jessie, did I tell you, you
look really pretty tonight?
343
00:18:44,694 --> 00:18:47,134
Thanks. I think the butler
on my head
344
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,196
really sets off the dress.
345
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,560
Less flirting,
more lifting!
346
00:18:52,562 --> 00:18:54,462
Oh, shut it,
you big lug!
347
00:18:59,169 --> 00:19:01,509
Okay.
Now grab my hand
and pull me up!
348
00:19:01,511 --> 00:19:04,241
Geez, let me catch
my breath! I'm tired!
349
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,424
BOTH: You're tired?
350
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:13,219
Tony, I can't believe
another date got ruined.
351
00:19:13,223 --> 00:19:15,893
This is the worst.
352
00:19:15,885 --> 00:19:17,885
Even worse than
your prom disaster?
353
00:19:17,887 --> 00:19:21,787
No, but that
ended up with
me all wet,
354
00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:23,791
and my date laughing
so hard he wet himself.
355
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,574
Then that guy was a jerk.
356
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:27,896
With bladder control issues.
357
00:19:29,239 --> 00:19:33,239
Jessie, look!
We're finally
alone together,
358
00:19:33,243 --> 00:19:35,283
and there's no way
you're going to get soaked
all the way up here.
359
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,680
Are you kidding me?
360
00:19:44,914 --> 00:19:46,964
Come on!
Where's the octopus?
361
00:19:46,956 --> 00:19:48,756
Hey, calm down.
362
00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:52,388
I can't!
When I get steamed up,
that's when I shout!
363
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,422
Yeah, and you
spit a little, too.
364
00:19:55,765 --> 00:19:57,665
I'm sorry. It's just...
365
00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:00,427
I really like you,
and I wanted this
night to be perfect.
366
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:04,533
But it is.
367
00:20:06,976 --> 00:20:09,376
Why are you
not laughing at me?
I look ridiculous.
368
00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:12,539
No, you don't.
You look beautiful.
369
00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:15,692
Yeah, right.
I'm a mess.
370
00:20:21,651 --> 00:20:23,221
Make that a hot mess.
371
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,634
Yes! He kissed her!
372
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:27,696
He better not do it again,
373
00:20:27,697 --> 00:20:31,397
or that young man and I
are gonna have words!
374
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,002
This is great!
375
00:20:34,003 --> 00:20:37,313
There's just one more
thing we need to do.
376
00:20:37,307 --> 00:20:38,337
Zuri, start the music.
377
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,538
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
378
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:44,471
Hello?
Tony! Ask her to dance!
379
00:20:44,474 --> 00:20:45,624
Okay.
380
00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:48,476
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
381
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,920
To the music!
382
00:20:53,423 --> 00:20:54,483
Which is coming
through the phone!
383
00:20:57,527 --> 00:21:00,327
Oh. Right. Sorry.
384
00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:02,530
(PUTS ON LOUDSPEAKER)
385
00:21:04,734 --> 00:21:05,844
May I?
386
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:15,982
Aw! This is so romantical.
387
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,305
We need some
mood lights up in here!
388
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,824
Bertram,
are you crying?
389
00:21:26,816 --> 00:21:28,616
Of course not!
390
00:21:28,618 --> 00:21:30,288
I'm just allergic to tea.
391
00:21:31,821 --> 00:21:33,561
I really
need a date.
392
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:40,027
Jessie looks so happy.
393
00:21:40,029 --> 00:21:41,569
She's just pretending.
394
00:21:41,571 --> 00:21:44,831
The lengths
that woman will go to
to make me jealous.
395
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,981
Aw, they're still dancing!
396
00:21:56,045 --> 00:21:57,615
Our work here is done.
397
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:04,019
Hey, Tony!
Keep those hands
north of the equator!
398
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:09,396
Not that far
north, mister!
399
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,830
You know,
this is the best
fifth first date
400
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,573
and second
senior prom ever.
401
00:22:16,566 --> 00:22:18,636
Yeah? We had a few
bumps in the road,
402
00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:21,508
but we're together,
and hey,
403
00:22:21,511 --> 00:22:23,011
Uncle Joey's suit
still looks sharp.
404
00:22:27,817 --> 00:22:31,847
Tony! Uncle Joey's
gonna kill you!
405
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,851
It's okay.
I'll die happy.
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