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JESSIE: Who wants
fresh raspberries?
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Earlier, I saw Emma
balancing one of these
on the tip of her nose.
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That wasn't a raspberry.
She has a zit the size
of a Chihuahua.
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(ZURI LAUGHS)
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Not a raspberry?
Then my enthusiastic applause
must have confused her.
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No one notice me,
no one notice me...
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That probably didn't help.
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It's just a little zit.
How bad could it be?
(GASPS) Oh!
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Look at the size
of that... Cloud!
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It looks like my nose
is growing a nose.
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(SCREAMING)
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Look, I'm even
scaring children!
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No, that's not you.
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That's something truly
horrifying, and it's
headed this way.
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Agatha.
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I see you're still
taking care of
these hideous children.
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And I see your tooth
is still trying to escape.
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Is that the nasty nanny
who tried to get Jessie
fired
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with her Toddler
Tattler blog?
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Mmm-hmm.
Someone should drop
a house on that.
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Agatha, please.
I just got to town.
I have nowhere to stay.
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There is just not
enough room for you.
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But, Agatha, your
apartment is huge.
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I'm talking about New York!
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Hi, I'm Jessie.
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I'm Angela.
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I too have gone face
to mole with Agatha.
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Or as I call her...
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Well, I can't tell you
what I call her because
there are children present.
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Agatha's always been
a bit harsh.
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And I'd know better
than anyone.
We're twin sisters.
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Holy Olsen!
But you're so...
And she's so...
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* Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* It feels like a party
every day
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* My whole world is changing
Turning around
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* They got me going crazy
the ground're shaking
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* But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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* And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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* Hey Jessie
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* Hey Jessie
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* It feels like a party
every day
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* Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie *
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Ooh, it says
thing is 1300 pounds.his
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Emma, your zit might
freight elevator.
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Emma, kudos for keeping
endless torrent of taunting.
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I'm just waiting
away.he can't get
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(LUKE SCREAMS)
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Hey, Tony,
this is Angela.
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Oh, nice to meet you.
what has two thumbs
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and is looking forward
to our date? This guy!
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(LAUGHING)
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That never gets old.
have planned?u
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It's a super secret.
On a totally unrelated topic,
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I need to know what size
bowling shoe you wear.
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Six and a half.
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Okay, fine, an eight. Narrow!
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Mmm, this pasta
is superb!
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Angela, it's such
a pleasure cooking
for someone
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who appreciates fine cuisine.
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Feeding the mob around here
is like lobbing mackerel
to performing penguins.
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Luke Ross is trying
to break clear
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coming out of turn three!
He's trading paint
with the leaders!
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(SCREAMS)
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And suddenly, Luke Ross'
car is making a pit stop.
Until 2020.
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(GROANING)
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Go read a book.
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Sorry, Angela,
I didn't warn you
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that being in this house
could be hazardous.
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Oh, I'm used to danger.
I grew up with Agatha.
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I was supposed
to be born first,
but she grabbed my cord
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and then yanked
me back in.
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So, I'm guessing
you're an outie.
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Jessie, you're so lucky
to be living in such
a beautiful home
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with such wonderful children.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go find a comfy
park bench to sleep on.
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Oh, Angela, I can't
let you sleep
on a park bench.
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Oh, do you have
a refrigerator box
I could borrow?
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That would be lovely.
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No, I mean, I'd have
to check with my bosses,
but I'm sure
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they wouldn't mind
if you stayed here
with us for a few days.
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That would be brilliant!
Are you sure it would be
okay with them?
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Oh, absolutely.
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Considering they let
Jessie live here, the bar
isn't exactly set high.
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(CHUCKLES)
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We kid like that
all the time.
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I wasn't kidding!
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Emma Ross for a facial.
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Okay, Emma. I promise you,
this will pummel your
pimple problem.
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Thanks, Jessie.
You should make an
appointment, too.
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Maybe they could do
something about that.
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A day spa? In your building?
What next, a water park
on the roof?
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Oh, look. Ravi teaches
this yoga class to make
video game money.
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All right, ladies,
our next position
is upward dog,
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but my assistant
and I like to call it
upward lizard.
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Let's try it.
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Okay. But watch out
for Ravi's assistant.
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When he adjusts you,
he leaves teeth marks.
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Our next position
is called the eagle pose.
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And it takes
a little bit
of talon-t.
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(LAUGHING)
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Thank you.
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I think there's a vent
blowing on me.
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Don't worry, Jessie.
You'll get the
hang of it.
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You know, Angela,
I can't get over
how nice you are,
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My sister is a total witch?
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Exactly!
Her grocery list is bread,
milk, and eye of newt.
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Uh...
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8:30! My alarm didn't go off!
Cold floor! Cold floor!
Oh! Longhorn slippers!
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(SLIPPERS MOOING)
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Kids! Get up! We're late!
Forget breakfast!
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Suck on whatever's
stuck in your teeth
from last night's dinner.
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Oh, shut up!
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Bertram!
Get the lunches ready.
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The kids...
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Got down here really fast.
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Do we have a fireman's
pole I don't know about?
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Jessie, since you hadn't
woken yet, I thought
I'd step in and make
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the kids breakfast.
I hope you don't mind.
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No, no, that's fine.
Thank you.
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Uh, Emma, while I was
asleep, did you rob
a stagecoach?
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(ALL SHUDDER)
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Yikes! I mean,
what's up, Emma?
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This is from the facial
you recommended.
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My face looks like
a baboon's butt.
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Well, yeah!
Oh, but today
it has a rash.
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Emma, you are beautiful,
as always.
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But I am trying to eat,
so if you could
just turn away...
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Don't you worry, Emma.
Use this organic cream
I made for you.
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It will cleanse your skin,
and your colon.
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Thank you?
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Zuri, you can't
eat ice cream
for breakfast!
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But it's in a waffle cone.
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Hope you don't mind, Jessie.
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When she eats it,
her eyes light up.
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Yeah, that's called
sugar shock.
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Okay, everyone,
let's get going.
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Oh, don't worry, love.
I'll take them down
to the bus.
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That's okay, Angela.
I'm the nanny,
that's my job.
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Don't be silly.
Right now, your job
is to just sit and relax.
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But that's already
Bertram's job.
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I'll teach you
everything I know.
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All right, children,
time for school!
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(ALL WHISTLING)
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Uh, okay! Have a great
day. I'll take you
to the park later.
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Actually, Nanny Angela
has offered to take us
rolling on skates.
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"Nanny Angela"?
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Jessie, thanks to you,
I finally feel like
I have a sister,
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and not one who shaves
my head in the middle
of the night.
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Let's go, my little
ducklings!
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She calls us her ducklings.
It's our thing.
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(ALL QUACKING)
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Bertram, do you think
the kids like Angela
better than me?
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Oh, don't be silly.
We all like Angela
better than you.
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(QUACKS)
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Hello, Jessie.
You're looking
a bit glum.
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Oh, I don't care why.
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I'm just enjoying it.
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As usual, you're just
a little ray of hate.
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So, I've noticed
on my BuddyPage
that my sister Angela
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is staying with you.
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You Of course.es?
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Well, buddy.
And 600 pending.
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I wouldn't hold my breath.
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And for the record,
your sister has been a
wonderful house guest.
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Oh, she won't be
a guest for long.
Be warned, Jessie!
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Angela always gets what
she wants, and right now,
she wants a cushy job
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working for a celebrity
couple in a swanky Upper
West Side penthouse!
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She put all that
in her status update?
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No, you silly git!
That's what Angela does.
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She's evil, I tell you! Evil!
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Oh, no. No.
You are the evil one.
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You are the Darth Vader
to her Luke Skywalker.
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But at least Darth Vader had
the decency to wear a mask.
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Fine, but let me
ask you this.
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Is she ingratiating
herself into the family?
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Flattering people?
Making herself
indispensable?
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Well, sorta-ish...
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She's the reason
I left England!
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I was the nanny
to Lord Taylor.
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Angela came to visit
for the weekend,
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next thing you know,
I was sacked!
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You got fired?
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No, they threw me out
in a sack!
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HHey, Tony.!
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Look, I've got some good
news and some bad news.
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Which do you want
to hear first?
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Actually, I could really
use some good news.
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Oh. Well, now that
I think about it,
it's really just bad news.
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Look, is it okay if
we take a rain check
on our date tonight?
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Why? Did the bowling alley
run out of shoe freshener?
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Whoa, shoe freshener?
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What, are we bowling
at the White House?
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No, Angela asked me
to help her pick up
her stuff.
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Angela? Why do you have
to help Angela tonight?
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Well, she can't pay
to store her stuff anymore
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and they're gonna
throw it all out tomorrow.
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She said you'd be
okay with it.
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She did?
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Yeah, she went on and on
about how understanding
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and sweet and generous
you are.
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Well, that does sound like me.
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Okay, go for it.
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Hey, where's
she moving, anyway?
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Into your place.
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What? That's news to me.
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Well, then I do
have good news!
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Bertram, why is
Angela moving in
to our penthouse?
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Um, because it would be
odd if the live-in maid
didn't live in.
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Morgan and Christina
approved it.
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Wait, they know
about Angela?
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Yeah, the kids have been
texting them nonstop
about how much they love her.
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And besides, I need
some help around here.
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Why? You need someone
to spot you while you nap?
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Yes. Sometimes my head
falls forward and
I wake up with a crick.
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(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
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Hey, guys. So, did you
have fun roller skating?
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Yes. The two minutes
I was not facedown
on the concrete
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were quite enjoyable.
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Awesome!
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Angela's the greatest.
She taught me
how to do this.
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It's cooler when
you're on wheels.
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And look! Thanks
to Angela's cream,
my face is back to normal.
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You say that like
it's a good thing.
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Oh! And check this out.
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I got him that.
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He was just so sad
when you took away his car.
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Angela is a giver.
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Great! Great news!
All great news.
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Speaking
of great news, Angela,
I hear you're moving in.
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00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,894
Yes! It's all
so exciting and it
came out of nowhere!
235
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,018
(CHUCKLING)
236
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:44,263
Yeah, like a hungry crocodile
on a gimpy gazelle.
237
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,591
I cannot wait until
tomorrow morning.
238
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:51,126
Angela says for breakfast
she is going to make
toad in the hole.
239
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:54,904
Which I hope does not
involve an actual toad.
240
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:58,005
Well, you know, I would have
made you a delicious
breakfast this morning
241
00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,368
if the power hadn't
gone out and messed up
my alarm clock.
242
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,877
All of our alarm
clocks worked.
243
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:05,080
Maybe the power just
went out in your room.
244
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:11,417
Or maybe Angela
unplugged my alarm clock
in the middle of the night!
245
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,323
Evil Agatha was
trying to help me?
246
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,190
Huh.
247
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,085
I did not see that coming.
248
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,471
Apparently, I don't see
a lot of things coming.
249
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,312
Peek-a-boo!
250
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,378
I always win this game.
251
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,080
Oh, don't worry.
It'll wear off.
252
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,946
It might help to think
about puppies.
253
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:52,261
So, Agatha, remember
what you told me about
your sister and how
254
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,462
she was all evil?
255
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,363
Well, funny story...
256
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,995
You didn't believe me
and now you realize
I was right. The end.
257
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,232
Your sister is
stealing my life!
258
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:03,268
Please help me get rid of her.
259
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:06,343
I would be delighted to,
except for one
small thing.
260
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,443
I don't particularly
like you.
261
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,475
But you don't like
Angela even more.
262
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:14,050
And the sister of my enemy
is my... Or is it the enemy
of my sister...
263
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,021
The evil twin sister
of my enemy is...
264
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,389
Is the girl that...
You know what I'm saying.
265
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:22,488
Yes. I was right,
and I told you so.
Ta-ta.
266
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:26,092
Please, is there any way
I could get you to help me?
267
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:32,226
Well, you could appeal
to my better nature.
Oh, wait, I don't have one!
268
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,265
(CACKLING)
269
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,337
(SNORTS)
270
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,244
That girl must be
part hyena.
271
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,411
(LAUGHING)
272
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,219
Zuri, chill out.
273
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:51,478
I can't help it,
she's tickling
my dogs!
274
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:56,393
These warm rocks
are delightful on my
tootsies.
275
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,993
I bet Jessie doesn't take
you girls for pedicures.
276
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:02,996
I don't think Jessie even
knows what a pedicure is.
Have you seen her toes?
277
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,500
She could cut an apple
with those nails!
278
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,573
I wouldn't want
to eat that apple.
279
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:13,066
Well, if I were your nanny,
I would make sure
you had everything,
280
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,436
from a pimple-free
nose to perfectly
pampered toes.
281
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:17,243
(BOTH SIGHING)
282
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,349
Okay, Angela, I know
what you're doing!
283
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:25,391
Oh look, girls,
Jessie does know
what a pedicure is.
284
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:28,258
I'm not talking about
trying to get rid
of your corns.
285
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,258
I'm talking about
trying to get rid of me!
286
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,890
Jessie, that's silly.
We're friends.
287
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:37,564
Oh, sure, outside you seem
all sweet and charming
with your fancy English accent
288
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,327
(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
sounding like
Scary Poppins.
289
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:44,167
But inside, you are
evil and nasty!
290
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:48,084
Like someone who is
English and evil and nasty!
291
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,438
SiYes, him!l?
292
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,450
Maybe you should
just calm down.
293
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:53,549
I am calm!
294
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,580
(BOTH GASP))
295
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:56,482
(WHIMPERING)
296
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:04,222
Very well. I've tried
to be nice, but if you
want to play dirty...
297
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,557
(SIGHS)
298
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,027
No, no, no!
299
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,300
Ew, foot water.
300
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,074
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
301
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,843
(GASPS)
302
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:21,070
All right.
That's it, you no-good
job stealer.
303
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,678
I'm about to knock you
on your crumpet!
304
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,349
And I'm coming down on you
like the duke of Wellington
on Napoleon's hussars!
305
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:30,149
I have no idea
what you just said!
306
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:34,193
Things are
about to get ugly
in the beauty salon.
307
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,463
(BOTH SCREAMING)
308
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,559
Okay, you horrid
little hobbit!
309
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,184
(BOTH GRUNTING)
310
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,580
You broke my nail!
311
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,324
One down,
nine more to go!
312
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,420
Ladies, ladies, please.
313
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,452
T(EXCLAIMS)
314
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,232
HeyWhat?sie!
315
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,434
Whoa!
316
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,399
(SCREAMS)
317
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,501
I thought you said
my sister was here.
318
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:25,707
I don't see her.
319
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,575
There she is.
320
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,450
Hey, I'm finally starting
to see the resemblance
between you two.
321
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,418
Looks like a fight.
I wonder who with.
322
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:44,457
It's Jessie! Even squished,
she looks adorable.
323
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,358
(BOTH SCREAMING)
324
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:48,534
JESSIE: Ow! Ow! Ow!
325
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,565
Okay, I should probably
break this up.
326
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,474
Or webcast it.
327
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:05,709
By the authority vested
in me by the Fairfield
condo board,
328
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,315
I place you two under
building arrest!
329
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,552
Oh, no, they did not.
330
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,593
(WHISTLES)
331
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,594
Looks like things
just got even uglier.
332
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:24,601
Agatha, what are
you doing here?
333
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:28,371
Well, right now I am
just enjoying how silly
you both look.
334
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,301
(LAUGHING)
335
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,337
(SNORTS)
336
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:35,535
Is there a goat dying in here?
337
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,645
I am sick and tired
of Angela getting
everything she wants,
338
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,648
no matter who
she stomps on.
339
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,450
I really don't see
how this is any of
your business.
340
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,924
I'm through with your lies.
341
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:50,462
Listen up, children,
Angela has been sabotaging
Jessie to win you over
342
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,690
and take her job.
343
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,594
Don't believe her!
344
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,626
Why would Agatha
lie to help me?
345
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,562
That's true, I hate her.
346
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:58,697
See?
347
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,237
This is ridiculous!
348
00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:04,739
Agatha has always
been jealous of me.
And you can see why.
349
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,511
Okay, Agatha may be...
350
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:10,644
Not traditionally pretty.
351
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,307
But that doesn't mean
she's making this up.
352
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:16,515
Oh, come on, guys, you know
you would rather have me
as your nanny than this ninny.
353
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,419
Excuse me?
354
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:21,621
Come on, Zuri, I let
you have ice cream
for breakfast!
355
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,294
Who cares!
356
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:29,428
We love Jessie.
And I can sneak
ice cream without you.
357
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:31,727
Not that I do that.
358
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,444
And you know what?
359
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:41,837
I'm a one-nanny guy.
Oh, just to be clear,
that nanny is Jessie.
360
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,711
Emma, I helped you
get rid of your pimple.
361
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,716
I can't believe I'm
saying this, but I'd rather
have another pimple
362
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:50,849
than lose Jessie.
363
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,462
That goes double
for me and Mr. Kipling.
364
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,030
I love you guys.
365
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,429
Fine! I don't want
to spend another minute
with you brats anyway!
366
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,003
(ALL GASP)
367
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:08,671
Ta-ta, Angela. (IN BRITISH
ACCENT) Don't let the door
hit you on the way out.
368
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,301
On second thought,
let it hit you.
369
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:14,840
(SCREAMS)
370
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:18,484
(SCREAMING)
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hot rock! Hot rock!
371
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:23,617
Serves you right!
(LAUGHS) (SNORTS)
372
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,848
You guys are the best. Hugs!
373
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,087
Maybe later.
374
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,721
I'm gMe too!r it!
375
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:32,761
(ALL SCREAM)
376
00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,303
Okay, whose
hand is that?
377
00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:40,495
Oh, it's mine.
378
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,874
Ravi, this is actually
kind of cool.
379
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:50,736
Yes, yoga is great
and body.the mind
380
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:53,607
BERTRAM: I think
I did something wrong.
381
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:59,822
Congratulations,
the cosmic pretzel!ing
382
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:07,834
Great. How do I undo it?
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