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Where's Zuri?
She never misses
French Toast Friday.
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No idea.
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I, too, have no idea.
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Bertram, may we please
have some powdered sugar?
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Sure.
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(SCREAMS)
Hasta la vista, butler!
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(GROWLING)
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BOTH: Thank you.
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Very funny.
Your super squirter's
been terminated.
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Hey!
You can't do that!
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I guess you can.
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What's up with Bertram?
And why does he smell
like fruit salad?
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Luke, wake up.
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Hey.
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Why are you so tired?
I told you to go to bed
at 9:30 last night.
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And by 9:35,
he was under the covers
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with his laptop
playing Cyborg Slayer.
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Hey, nobody
likes a snitch.
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Except for your nanny.
Thanks for the intel.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
the ground're shaking
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Luke, I really don't
want to tell your parents
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you got sent home
from school again.
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Hey, I don't want
to tell them, either.
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When you decide
let me know. story,
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Seriously!
talking in class.p
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But it was school-related.
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I was asking
answers to the test.or
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You were cheating, too?
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No.
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That's it.
Go to your room.
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No.
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I said
go to your room!
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And think about
what you've done!
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Oh no, think about
You monster!ne?
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(CHUCKLING)
You told him.
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I hate having
to punish the kids.
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Punish? His room's
got a thousand toys,
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a plasma TV,
and a snow cone machine.
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My room doesn't
even have a window.
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He has a snow cone machine?
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That's it! I'm gonna go
up there and confiscate
his flavored syrups!
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Yeah, I've gotta work
on my punishments.
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I'm sick of Bertram
taking all our stuff.
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I say we
go into his room
and get it all back.
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I don't know.
We've never been inside.
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No one has. It's like
a penthouse Area 51.
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It is creepier
than the time
I went spelunking
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at the Kotumsar Caves
of the Kanger Valley.
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What happened there?
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I lost my flashlight.
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Ooh, scary.
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It was.
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When I went to the bathroom,
I almost sat on a stalagmite.
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Whatever.
I just want my
super squirter back!
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I would not tempt fate
by entering Bertram's room.
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Rumor has it there
was another child before me
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who went in there
and never came out.
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Who told you that?
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Bertram.
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Then again, he did take
Mr. Kipling's chew toy.
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(GRUMBLES)
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In Bertram's defense,
the chew toy was his shoe,
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and he was
still wearing it.
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Oh, man up!
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Let's go take
our stuff back!
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Who's with me?
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(GRUMBLES)
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Luke,
if you do not stop
being so disobedient,
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I'm gonna take away
all of your toys!
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Ugh, I wouldn't
listen to me either.
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Okay, you're
talking to yourself,
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so you're either an actress
or a total weirdo,
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not that there's
that big of a difference.
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I'm actually just practicing
being more authoritative.
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I have
a wild one at home.
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Ugh, I've been there.
Can I sit?
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Oh, I'm actually here
for some alone time...
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Have a seat.
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With my Calvin,
it's all about attitude.
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You gotta be the one
in charge!
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You gotta say it
like you mean it.
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But my Luke
just won't listen.
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And the more
I discipline him,
the more he ignores me.
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Aw, you poor thing.
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You want some advice?
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Grow a spine!
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This Luke needs to know
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there are gonna be
real consequences
when he misbehaves.
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Reward good behavior,
punish bad.
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Huh. That was
my dad's philosophy.
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Back on the base,
he either gave me
extra rations,
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or he made me dig
a trench in the rain.
Were you in the military?
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Nah, I'm just
from the Bronx.
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Just do what I say,
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and this Luke will be
eating out of your hand.
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Well, that sounds great,
but how do I even
get his attention?
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(LOUD RATTLING)
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Like that.
Okay, I'm listening!
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You're gonna have
to speak into this ear.
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(LAUGHING)
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Luke, I told you
to start your homework.
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It's Saturday.
Homework is
a Sunday problem.
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And if you get sent
home from school again,
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your parents
will consider it
a Jessie problem.
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Luke! I said...
Mute!
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Hey!
Mute!
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Okay, wrangle,
don't strangle.
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Move! Move!
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Off!
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Hey! I'm watching America's
Top Ten Water Park Mishaps!
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There's a fat guy
lodged in the flume tube.
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Meanwhile, who wants
a brownie treat?
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Oh! I do! Luke does!
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Well, you do
a homework problem,
you will get a brownie.
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Maybe you should
give me the brownie first.
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Math takes a lot of energy.
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That's not how it works.
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(SIGHS) Fine.
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One third times one half
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equals one sixth?
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Uh, sure.
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Good boy, Luke.
Next problem.
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But I want to watch TV.
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Luke.
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Luke!
(LOUD RATTLING)
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Ow!
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Quit it!
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Homework. Now!
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Okay, okay. I'll do it.
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Good boy.
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Keep going.
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Dang it.
This isn't working.
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That's because
you're trying to pick
a lock with a crayon.
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Let me try.
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Nice!
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If there's one thing
I know how to do,
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it's use a credit card.
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(ALL GASPING)
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This is
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disturbing.
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Yes. Back in my village,
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we would say Bertram
appears to be a few
chickpeas short of a samosa.
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(SCREAMS)
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(HISSES)
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What is that thing?
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Some kind of
ancient MP3 player.
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That only gets AM radio.
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What is AM radio?
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Radio that you can only
play in the morning. Duh.
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Hey, there's
my super squirter!
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(GASPS)
And my pogo stick!
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And my bagpipes!
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I find their mournful
bleat quite relaxing.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Bertram's back! Run!
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Ow! That really hurt.
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On the bright side,
I found my drum.
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And my turtle.
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Oh, hey!
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Yo, Jessie.
How did things go?
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Oh, my gosh, your
advice changed my life.
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I put my foot down
and Luke actually
listened to me.
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Finally! I knew
there was a pit bull beneath
that cutesy poodle exterior!
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And the park
is a great reward
for good behavior.
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Calvin loves it.
You want to meet him?
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I gotta warn you, though.
He's a big licker.
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How nice for you?
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Hey. You call Luke.
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While we chat,
they can sniff
each other's butts.
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Excuse me?
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(WHISTLES)
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Hey, sit!
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Good boy.
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Jessie, meet Calvin.
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That's Calvin?
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Ruh-roh.
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Calvin's a dog?
I thought you were
a nanny.
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I am. A dog nanny.
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A dog nanny?
Is that even a thing?
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This is New York.
Thousand dollar pizza's
a thing.
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But I used dog training
techniques on a human kid!
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And what the heck
is on that pizza?
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(CHUCKLES)
Luke's a kid?
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From the way
you talked about him,
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I could have sworn
he was a hyperactive
labradoodle.
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00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,922
Jessie! Can I have
some kettle corn?
200
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No, Luke!
No more treats!
201
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Oh, please!
Please! Please!
No!
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00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:29,828
I can't.
Please! Please! Please!
203
00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,700
You can and you will.
Please! Please! Please!
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(SPITTING)
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What the heck?
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00:10:37,267 --> 00:10:38,407
Squirrel!
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00:10:43,173 --> 00:10:45,323
I can't believe
Bertram's still in bed.
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I'm surprised he
could find his bed.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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All right.
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What have you punks
been up to?
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ALL: Nothing!
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Ravi, don't make me
use my guilt look on you.
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00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:04,841
Shield your eyes, siblings!
She will make you sing
like a Malayan night heron!
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00:11:07,197 --> 00:11:10,137
Who broke into my room
and touched my badger?
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I can't believe
you would all violate
my privacy like that!
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And leave such a mess!
218
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,748
We left a mess?
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A mess that big
had to start being made
before we were all born!
220
00:11:23,413 --> 00:11:28,263
But props for the
giant dust bunny that
looks like Jennifer Lopez.
221
00:11:28,258 --> 00:11:31,888
Guys, breaking into
Bertram's room
is very wrong.
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He deserves his privacy.
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Thank you, Jessie.
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He has a Peruvian mummy and
a big jar of glass eyeballs!
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This I gotta see!
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Holy landfill!
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I wasn't expecting company.
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Bertram!
You're a hoarder!
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
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No, I'm a collector.
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Of everything.
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So a hoarder.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
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Why do you
have all this junk?
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It's not junk!
These are useful items
that I might need someday.
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00:12:11,061 --> 00:12:14,061
You need a pile
of old hair dryers?
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Can't a bald man dream?
238
00:12:16,807 --> 00:12:18,467
What about the tuba?
Do you play?
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Of course not.
Who plays the tuba?
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A ball of lint?
Really, Bertram?
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(SOBS)
I'm so ashamed!
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I'm not fit to hold
a feather duster.
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Help me, J-Lo!
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She can't, but I will.
245
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Bertram, you spend
every day picking up
after these kids.
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For once,
they are going to
pick up after you.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
248
00:12:46,837 --> 00:12:49,337
You want us to
clean up all this?
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00:12:49,339 --> 00:12:51,999
Yeah. How many
times has Bertram
cleaned your rooms?
250
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But our rooms
are never dirty!
251
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,983
Right. Because
Bertram cleans them!
252
00:12:56,977 --> 00:13:00,007
Oh! That makes
a lot more sense
253
00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:02,180
than the sock fairy
Zuri told me about.
254
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,955
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
255
00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:10,518
Are we really gonna need
all these trash bags?
256
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:14,830
I was thinking
we could just start
with some light dusting.
257
00:13:14,825 --> 00:13:16,795
We should start
with a light bonfire.
258
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:21,028
You've got to
get rid of all...
All? (STAMMERING)
259
00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:25,043
Most of...
Most of... (MUTTERING)
260
00:13:26,877 --> 00:13:29,007
Some of that junk.
261
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,009
Bertram, just
listen to Jessie.
262
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,041
She knows
what's best for us.
263
00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:34,893
Aw!
264
00:13:34,885 --> 00:13:38,915
Thanks, buddy.
Who wants a treat?
265
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:41,319
Good boy!
Who's my good boy?
266
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,021
Luke is. Yes, he is!
267
00:13:47,958 --> 00:13:49,298
(MAKES DOG-LIKE NOISE)
268
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:55,012
Bertram, was that weird,
the way Jessie was
just talking to me?
269
00:13:55,005 --> 00:13:56,865
I don't know.
I usually just tune her out.
270
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,367
Hold up.
The walks in the park,
271
00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:03,570
the pats on the head,
the constant flow of snacks.
272
00:14:03,573 --> 00:14:06,023
Jessie's been
treating me like a dog!
273
00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:08,547
Or
274
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,448
she's finally into me!
275
00:14:12,022 --> 00:14:13,282
I'm going
with the dog thing.
276
00:14:21,131 --> 00:14:26,001
So. We'll have two piles.
"Keep" and "donate."
277
00:14:25,996 --> 00:14:28,036
Where are you
donating it to?
The dumpster.
278
00:14:29,439 --> 00:14:31,169
Look what I found!
279
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:34,601
Pants for someone
with comically large ankles!
280
00:14:36,346 --> 00:14:39,246
Bell-bottoms, Bertram?
I can't even look
at you right now.
281
00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:42,050
Donate pile!
282
00:14:42,052 --> 00:14:44,082
No! The '70s are back.
283
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:47,224
I'll only use them for
disco roller skating! Keep!
284
00:14:49,259 --> 00:14:52,489
Bertram, we know
this is hard,
285
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:55,402
but you're going to have
to throw away something.
286
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,625
Kind of like how you
threw away your pride
287
00:14:57,627 --> 00:15:00,367
when you started collecting
these Russian nesting dolls.
288
00:15:01,331 --> 00:15:03,631
Can we put her
in the donate pile?
289
00:15:04,234 --> 00:15:06,144
Well, well.
290
00:15:06,136 --> 00:15:09,006
Someone just lost
his hubcaps of
the world collection.
291
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:13,280
No! I need those!
292
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,422
Look at this mess!
293
00:15:26,196 --> 00:15:28,356
Did you do this?
Do I need to get
the penny bottle?
294
00:15:29,199 --> 00:15:30,399
(BARKING)
295
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,031
Hey! Stop!
296
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,314
Drop it! Drop it!
297
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,467
What is wrong with you?
298
00:15:39,469 --> 00:15:41,369
You have been
so obedient lately,
299
00:15:41,371 --> 00:15:43,041
and now all of a sudden
you're acting like a...
300
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,343
(GROWLING)
301
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,645
Oh.
302
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,617
I don't suppose
a treat will fix
this one, will it?
303
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,220
Easy! Okay, okay,
304
00:15:53,223 --> 00:15:58,063
I can see where
maybe I crossed a line,
but I can explain.
305
00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:01,228
I was only treating you
like a dog because...
306
00:16:01,231 --> 00:16:04,131
Well, there's really
no good way to end
that sentence.
307
00:16:05,535 --> 00:16:07,565
(BARKING)
308
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,667
No! Bad Luke! Bad!
309
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:12,399
Behave!
Or there's a rolled up
newspaper in your future!
310
00:16:14,304 --> 00:16:17,014
Well, thanks
a million, kids!
311
00:16:17,007 --> 00:16:22,247
You're right,
the uncluttered life
is amazing. See you!
312
00:16:22,252 --> 00:16:25,292
Bertram?
What about the
rest of the room?
313
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,615
Why don't you just
throw out my heart?
314
00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:31,620
Which pile is that in?
315
00:16:33,463 --> 00:16:38,233
It's all going.
So bag, tag, and
get ready to drag.
316
00:16:38,228 --> 00:16:40,628
Back to work,
fellow unpaid laborers!
317
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,702
(SOBBING)
318
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,535
No!
319
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,777
Let go!
320
00:16:48,778 --> 00:16:51,108
My apple-head
dolls are in here!
321
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,441
And my toilet paper cozies!
322
00:16:57,187 --> 00:16:59,317
Avalanche!
323
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,689
(ALL SCREAMING)
324
00:17:11,161 --> 00:17:15,141
My whole life just
flashed before my eyes!
325
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:21,165
Most of it was napping
and hiding my broccoli.
I gotta get out more.
326
00:17:21,171 --> 00:17:23,341
My life flashed
before my eyes, too.
327
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:27,053
But that's because
my shelf of photo albums
fell on top of me.
328
00:17:28,378 --> 00:17:30,778
Wait! Where's Ravi?
329
00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:33,480
(GASPS)
I don't see him!
330
00:17:33,483 --> 00:17:35,493
Ravi!
Are you still in there?
331
00:17:35,485 --> 00:17:38,155
Gods, is that you?
332
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:42,359
No, it's Bertram.
You're not dead.
333
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:45,742
Oh. So I have
to keep cleaning?
334
00:17:45,735 --> 00:17:47,635
Is death still
an option?
335
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,099
Ravi, can you
get to the door?
336
00:17:52,102 --> 00:17:53,502
(GRUNTING)
337
00:17:54,444 --> 00:17:56,614
No! I am trapped!
338
00:17:56,606 --> 00:18:00,246
My arm is wedged beneath
your giant lint boulder!
339
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:05,221
Oh, come on,
it can't be that heavy!
340
00:18:05,215 --> 00:18:08,485
On the contrary, sister,
it is quite dense.
341
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:12,218
It appears to
have a solid core
of petrified socks.
342
00:18:13,363 --> 00:18:15,773
I'll go get Jessie.
She's great in a crisis.
343
00:18:15,765 --> 00:18:19,465
JESSIE:
Down, Luke! Down, boy!
Somebody help me!
344
00:18:22,532 --> 00:18:27,712
Please get me out!
The junk is closing in!
345
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,407
Don't worry.
Help is on the way!
346
00:18:31,141 --> 00:18:32,341
He's doomed.
347
00:18:34,384 --> 00:18:36,224
Hello, outside world.
348
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:41,246
I have decided
to make this video
in case the lint wins.
349
00:18:42,552 --> 00:18:45,632
I can already feel
the air getting thicker.
350
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,825
I am almost
out of oxygen.
351
00:18:49,399 --> 00:18:52,429
(COUGHING)
352
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:57,142
No. It is just
the suffocating stench
of Bertram's socks.
353
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,308
Hey, you broke
into my room!
354
00:19:01,771 --> 00:19:05,181
Quiet!
I am shooting here!
355
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,677
Zuri, if you ever
find this tape,
356
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:15,460
I want you to know
you have been
a wonderful little sister.
357
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,385
And I also want you to know
358
00:19:17,387 --> 00:19:20,387
it was I who scratched
your Dolly Parton CD.
359
00:19:20,390 --> 00:19:21,890
I knew it!
360
00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:28,203
And I-ee-I
will always love you.
361
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,170
Good, you're here.
362
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,811
You have to save Ravi
so I can pound him.
363
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:40,277
Ravi, are you okay?
Can you hear me?
364
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,650
RAVI: Yes, but I am starving.
365
00:19:42,652 --> 00:19:45,462
Oh, look,
a cheese puff.
366
00:19:45,455 --> 00:19:47,185
ALL: Don't eat anything!
367
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:52,888
RAVI: Not a cheese puff!
It was not a cheese puff!
368
00:19:54,424 --> 00:19:57,504
Get me out of here!
369
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,797
Oh, great.
Now I have to tell
Morgan and Christina
370
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,399
I turned Luke into
a rabid Rottweiler,
371
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:05,482
and got Ravi buried under
a giant landslide of junk!
372
00:20:05,475 --> 00:20:07,635
On the bright side,
you talked me out
of that perm.
373
00:20:07,637 --> 00:20:09,877
Now that would have
been a disaster.
374
00:20:11,641 --> 00:20:13,581
(BARKING)
375
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:15,853
Muzzle it, Fido.
I know you're mad at me,
376
00:20:15,845 --> 00:20:18,245
but we've got
a kid stuck under
a giant ball of lint!
377
00:20:19,349 --> 00:20:20,519
(BARKS)
378
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,490
What's that, boy?
You think you can find Ravi?
379
00:20:23,493 --> 00:20:24,493
(BARKING)
380
00:20:24,494 --> 00:20:26,534
And you think you can
fit through that hole?
381
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,826
(BARKING)
382
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,597
Awesome! Go get him!
383
00:20:32,602 --> 00:20:34,532
I didn't know
you spoke canine.
384
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:37,574
I've been practicing
in case I get a puppy
for Christmas.
385
00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:39,007
Hint, hint.
386
00:20:42,412 --> 00:20:44,542
(GASPS) Yes!
387
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,924
Good boy, Luke!
Ravi, are you okay?
388
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:48,847
I'm fine.
389
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,648
Guys, none of this
would have happened
390
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:53,620
if I had just
let you get rid of
all my ridiculous junk.
391
00:20:55,525 --> 00:20:57,955
I'm ready to throw it
all away now.
392
00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:00,627
Even the Russian
nesting dolls?
393
00:21:00,630 --> 00:21:02,690
My little babushkas?
Have you no soul?
394
00:21:04,594 --> 00:21:08,444
Luke, look,
I'm really sorry
I treated you like a dog.
395
00:21:08,438 --> 00:21:11,538
But I'm responsible for you
and I couldn't get you
to listen any other way.
396
00:21:11,541 --> 00:21:14,841
Without discipline,
people end up
out of control, like...
397
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:16,945
Hey!
398
00:21:16,946 --> 00:21:20,346
Okay, Jessie,
from now on, I promise
to clean up my act.
399
00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:21,810
I don't want to
end up like Bertram.
400
00:21:21,811 --> 00:21:23,411
I'm right here!
401
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,556
Ta-da!
402
00:21:28,558 --> 00:21:31,618
From garbage pile
to living in style!
403
00:21:31,621 --> 00:21:34,021
Wow.
This is amazing.
404
00:21:35,665 --> 00:21:38,425
And look!
I do have a window.
405
00:21:39,629 --> 00:21:41,869
Oh! Thanks, guys.
406
00:21:41,871 --> 00:21:45,681
Look, Bertram,
we mounted your
feather duster collection!
407
00:21:45,675 --> 00:21:50,375
My precision grip
Hawk Tail 3000!
It never looked so good!
408
00:21:51,481 --> 00:21:53,511
So, Bertram,
409
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:54,983
do you agree to
stop hoarding junk
410
00:21:54,984 --> 00:21:57,554
and to get
rid of everything
you don't really need?
411
00:21:57,547 --> 00:22:01,387
Absolutely.
Believe me,
I've learned my lesson.
412
00:22:01,391 --> 00:22:02,691
I'm a changed man.
413
00:22:04,954 --> 00:22:06,434
(ALL GASPING)
414
00:22:07,597 --> 00:22:09,357
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
415
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,930
You kept your eyeballs?
For shame!
416
00:22:14,604 --> 00:22:16,714
They were my mother's!
417
00:22:17,967 --> 00:22:19,367
I wouldn't.
418
00:22:19,369 --> 00:22:21,739
Back away from the eyeballs.
419
00:22:25,014 --> 00:22:26,024
(ALL SHOUTING)
420
00:22:28,418 --> 00:22:30,748
Kids, leave him alone.
421
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:34,420
(GASPS) All this time
Bertram had my harmonica?
422
00:22:35,425 --> 00:22:36,425
Sic him!
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